Circling Back - Don't Approach the Wolves | Circling Back 11-18-25
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All right, we're back.
It's a circling back podcast.
Sorry, I'm just having so much fun.
My name is Dave.
Welcome to the show.
If you're new here, it gets better.
Producing is Randall Trembachy.
Hi, Dave.
This is how it gets better.
Oh, with me.
I see you did some laundry as you're wearing a shirt that's not really in here.
I already told you that I had completely clean laundry when I wore my Cole's shirt yesterday.
And I just chose to wear it.
And I do know it is the worst fitting shirt of all time.
It looks terrible.
But, you know, it's a Coles shirt.
What are you going to do?
It's Coles money.
Yeah, what are you going to do?
Why, there were more shirts
I appreciate your shirt
that you're wearing right now. We're both
wearing band shirts. These two
bands toured together famously.
Blink 182 and turnstile.
No band shirt over
here from this fucking guy.
No, what's going on over here?
Whatever, dude. What kind of shirt is that?
Viori.
Ah, okay.
Ask me again.
Oh, how about? I was hoping
it was one of the other ones.
Oh, yeah, no. Well, we got love
for Viori, too.
You do have love for him.
It's not fabbledics.
I would wear a fabletics shirt in here, but it's, I've got one, uh, I've got one in my backpack.
Yeah.
What's up, y'all?
What's up with it?
Oh, no, no, this don't, don't get me wrong.
I'm still talking to Rennie.
You're not, you're not getting introduced yet.
Are you talking to?
Randy.
Oh, me.
Is that all you got?
Uh, I mean, I got a lot more, but later.
Dylan shivering.
You bag of Randy over there.
He brought a nothing bag again.
Yeah.
What?
Hey, it's championship.
game night for my son Parks
I'm pretty stoked about it man he's gonna play Monopoly
I think he's gonna be on the bump tonight
ooh like father likes on
yeah it's you're a great pitcher
yeah yeah I did I did use to pitch
yeah do my arm out when I was like 13
do you have a lefty
we have a lefty who doesn't pitch
can you just like tell him to pitch
he's got a good arm too I don't know why he's never tried to pitch
does he realize he has like a unique power
that's very coveted.
I don't think he understands that quite yet.
Okay.
Yeah.
They play six innings.
So it's usually an hour and a half time limit, but they play a full six, so it might be like a two-hour game.
I'm excited, man.
Is there run limits?
No run limit, just an inning run limit.
You can only score four an inning.
And then they sometimes, you know, they get out of hand.
So they just...
Yeah, that's what I meant.
Okay.
Only four an inning.
Four.
Oh.
You all do five, I know.
Interesting.
Yeah, dog.
Yeah, dog.
Okay.
Well, I'm excited.
This is big.
What's the name of the team they're playing?
And they have a cool name?
The Warhawks.
That's a pretty cool name.
It's cool.
It's kind of sick.
What are the barracudas?
Also cool.
Yeah.
Barakuda.
Bumpada, bumpada, bumpada, baumperda, baumperabon.
How?
Uh-huh.
You used to just crush that guitar hero.
Do y'all play, uh,
walk-up songs? We do.
What's Parks is? Narko.
That trumpet song. That's right.
One thing I noticed since our league
started doing that T-Ball
for the record, there's
clearly some
well that's not fair.
I find that there's like some
some kids that do some niche ones
and I'm like, did your dad
do that? So like people
would know like the dad's cool, like
it's cool music. Like
Does the kid need like a Wilco song to walk up to?
Like, are y'all trying to like, what are you doing here?
Now, my son, you might think that if you hear my son walk up to the plate while the most popular electronic EDM song, Avichi levels.
That's his song?
That's his song.
While that plays.
But that is, the reason that became a song is because there's a version of that played in a very shitty kid's show called Bubba.
It's a terrible show.
Don't let a kid watch it.
But that's how we got into levels.
But I think next spring, we're going to move on from it.
Because we have not listened to it.
He's not really watching boobas much.
I've gotten him into, damn, maybe I'm that dad that I'm referring to.
I've got him into Passion Pit.
Oh.
So I put Sleepy Head on a playlist and I saw it.
And I said, hey, Rhodes, this song is called Sleepy Head.
I thought he might find that funny.
I played it, knowing that he's already got a little taste for EDM a little bit.
So I played it and he liked it.
So now we've been playing that on the way to school.
You know, I love Passion Pit, but I will say this.
I think Sleepy Head does have a little bit of minion voice in it too.
So he might like that as well, the way the high pitch is.
It does sound a little minion-y.
Don't people come at me.
I love Passion Pit.
Yeah.
Yeah.
No, there's something to that.
That's interesting thinking.
That was a nuanced take on the matter, Dylan.
Go ahead and give your nuanced take of the week.
I don't know who the whole passion pit is.
I've heard of them.
Very similar to MGMT.
Okay.
Give me a bar.
Sleepy head.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah.
Passion pit.
What were you doing from like 2008 to 2012?
2008 to 2012.
I think that was my.
my gangster rap era one of many i've had i've had a few in my life did i sometimes i go to
gangster rap no like seriously that was during that time i think that was during that time
i was just i was just going in on rap you sound like a you sound like a lawmaker from the early
90s who wants to like censor music and put stickers on cd you know i like that we've got gangster
rap you know i like that hard ass shit we got gangster rap i need a hard ass beat in some in some nasty
flow on top of it that's all i need for a good time
You know what I mean?
The top 1% of the gangsters are rapping.
Okay.
That's funny.
Okay.
That's Bernie.
Right.
He's doing Bernie.
Just 1%.
You know what it would be cool if instead of Burning Man, they did Bernie Man.
And you just...
A bunch of people are just doing Bernie?
No, you just...
Well, okay, first of all, you go and you do the Bernie.
That dance pisses me off.
It pisses me off, too.
It's so stupid, though.
It's very dumb.
I'm going to scratch that.
Bernie man doesn't have any Bernie's.
You go and it's just,
you're just listening to Bernie,
just talk about stuff.
Yeah.
Like give his takes and you're just arms crossed like,
mm-hmm,
mm-hmm.
Yep.
Yeah.
I don't know how that works in play,
but like in theory,
that's interesting.
We need to subsidize mattresses
for the orgy tent.
Okay.
Yeah, there's something there.
Ready?
Yeah.
That's about all I know about Bernie.
Frankenstein on another note.
Well, it took you seven days.
Yeah, it did.
A week.
It took us.
three installments.
I bet you really got the maximum enjoyment out of it by splitting it up into a seven-day movie.
I recommend it.
It's pretty good.
Yeah, I'm going to try to watch it in one sitting.
You should.
Just like the rest of us, man.
The monster just wants to be loved, just wants a chance at life, you know.
It's kind of a beautiful moment.
What is he like a red clay stray's song?
I just, that's a great song.
I just want to be loved.
I think it's a very boring song.
We have slightly different taste in music, Dave, and that's okay.
Yeah, you like gangster rap.
Yeah.
And Red Clay Strait.
This guy loves hip-hop.
Oh, Dylan would hate it.
Watch Frankenstein.
No, to be fair, there are some good Red Clay Stray songs.
I just don't, that's not my favorite one.
That's okay.
That's all I'm saying.
That's okay.
Dude, blew me away in Louisville that they had the biggest crowd.
They're very popular.
Outside of the headliners.
They were, we tried to walk over there.
remember that lady passed out and you laughed in her face right like right next to us passed out
you're like dude can you scoot down i don't want to be next to this chick who's dying did she
yeah festivals man people just be passing out they just go hard all day and their their body just
like yo we can't just we can't do this man especially we're going to take a little nap right
especially someone who looks to be on the wrong side of 40 was she older i don't remember she was older
than us oh i'm on the wrong side of 40 as well brother and there's a reason you don't do too many
music festivals.
That's true.
Yeah, you dumb bitch.
Yeah, I'm still flirting with 40.
Your old bag of bones, old ass.
If shit were to go down and like the pole shifted a little bit and we went
slightly back in time, I'm back at 40, bitch.
Well, I mean, you do look 38, so.
I do.
Ask that lady at swim class.
I don't look a day over 38.
I don't know how to contact her.
Yeah, I don't think her kids in the class anymore.
Okay.
She hasn't been at the last two, which is a bummer because I could use some more.
minor gas ups i i don't know he's the minorist of gas up yeah i speaking of music i just
bought uh concert tickets not to get into my weekend and fun on a tuesday but uh a day to remember
and yellow card dylan would hate that is blaine going no why he's gonna i don't know he's busy
he said i think he's out of town oh really i don't know uh kind of sounds like he's backing out
let me see what he said can you see who's out there is will back already
Oh, no, it's, I don't know, some guy
Talking to Brad, I don't know, it seems like some
Some guy, some old guy
Let's get him in here
Some old guy
Some old guy
Hey old fella, some old F?
What's your story?
I don't know, he's got a hat and white hair and glasses
That's all I can really see
So I just heard I have a good one
Yeah, he's out of here
I can text Brad and ask what about
Hey, what the hell?
What the heck was that about?
I hate it when no soliciting signs don't work
I think those are also on the ground though
Dang, if only had been
up people will be like well can't go here because of this sign he'll be at a work conference and
people don't give a shit about our sign's full of shit blaine's no no that sign was already here by the way
we just left it like someone the last business who ran in this place out had those signs up we have a
like a uPS like please leave package outside sign i'm not going to do blame like this i'll read
the text message to you afterwards all i know is he's bailing on you yeah he is bailing on me
you would never do that i don't think i have
Have I?
You know, Blaine and Bail are spelled with the same letters.
Bail and Blaine.
Yeah, like some, there are some, there's some overlap in the letters, yeah.
Yeah.
That's an interesting note.
Yeah, they do share some letters.
I'm not as good as, I'm sorry, I'm not as good as nicknames as Trump is.
Sorry.
You're not as good as nicknames?
Yeah, at giving nicknames.
You're the bane of my existence.
That's good, dude.
Step out, man.
That's not true.
Are we going to get these files?
I'm sure they'll be like intact.
Yeah, I'm sure they won't be scrubbed at all.
No, go ahead, release and fuck it.
Fuck it.
Let's fucking see.
Let's see what's up.
I've lost hope.
You know, the four U tab on Twitter is usually,
it's usually like a place that's not,
it's not helpful.
it actually kind of feels like an attack on my character
when I open it because I'm like,
why is this for me?
Why did you think this was for me?
This is you?
Like,
what does it say about me that like I just,
I went over here and the first thing I'm seeing is like a,
like a shootout at a shell station and like,
South Carolina.
You know what I mean?
I'm just like, why?
Why was this for me?
I worry about this a long time ago, man.
Yeah.
But.
lately i just have to pop over there and there's some new like oh yeah all these emails that got
released check this out this is who this is who app this is who the app was uh rocking with right look
at this see this turns out this guy is a real power player behind the scenes it's almost like
the people who were uh made their entire personality getting to the bottom of this from like
2019 to 2023 because they listen to a bunch of podcasts hand up right here so it is for you
turns out they were kind of right all the stuff we thought like it looks like we were
right so not to toot my own horn too much but no toot it that's it that's all i got you've been in
on this for as long as anybody i know i look i'm fortunate you know i listened to the right
pods back in the day covid was a real big for the for the uh the podcasts like that you know
the you know the pods are COVID was a big uh get to the bottom of the deep state era for a lot
of people myself included didn't get to the bottom of it but but some things are coming to light now
Like, yep, I knew that a long time ago.
That doesn't really benefit me any way other than like maybe cocktail parties.
I can tell people that or my podcast.
But it's like seeing a band before they were cool.
You can tell people about it.
Yeah, people love that guy.
People love to hear like.
Yeah, that guy sucks.
Yeah.
Oh, dude, is that the dude who is like really in on like turnstile, like six years?
Yeah.
That guy rocks, man.
He told me all about it.
Worse than that guy is the guy who makes fun of you for getting in on music too late.
Like, dude, that shit was cool three months ago.
Yeah, also me.
Like, yeah, I don't care.
Also, a theme of this pop.
Hey, I don't care.
It's new to me, you fuck.
It is funny how late you are in some stuff.
Who cares?
What was the last?
Who gives a shit?
No, it's funny, though.
There's also the annoying guy that, like, if you like the popular music of the band,
you're not a real fan.
It's like, oh, you don't know this deep cut.
Yeah, I know.
Yeah, you know one friend.
You know the most popular song that they have.
There's a reason why it's the most popular.
It's also the best on that they have.
So I'm sorry if I like it.
Subjective.
Yeah.
Whatever, dude.
I'm over y'all.
No, dude.
Let's hear more about what you're spending these days on your music.
I haven't found any good new-ish lately, man.
I haven't found some new-ish.
Actually, like a long time ago, but it's new to some people.
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got us the lane trains on I had a lane on the rundown I don't know if you saw it you
want to just let's just kick off the little lane because he's trolling right now man
which is kind of what he does best he's big time trolling so Brett was on here yesterday
talking about Lane Kiffin and sad Brett
Weirdly said, Brett.
Looks like he lost a puppy yesterday.
I thought he was going to, okay, full disclosure.
Based on our conversation before yesterday's show, I thought Brett was going to come in and be
like more animated and like, you know, kind of like fired up.
Down trodden.
He was fucking, it was like he got bad news from the moment he got up and walked into the studio.
So Lane, of course, we talked about yesterday, so I won't spend too much time on it,
but he's kind of, he's keeping Ole Miss kind of like wondering if he's going to commit to, you know,
long-term future there or jump to florida or lSU are the two main jobs that i think he has his
eye on right now got family members visiting baton rouge visiting gainesville kind of scouting the
schools out that way and uh meanwhile he's coaching a uh a top 10 Ole Miss team they are top 10
aren't they yeah yeah playoff bound team and it's like dude where's your head right now and so i think
oh miss fans the administration and uh of course brett is among the fans they're all over
little bit frustrated with lane and they gave him they announced yesterday gave him an ultimatum
you have to decide if you are going to commit to us by the mississippi state game which i believe
is in like a week and a half did you see the memes of like all the about baton root uh ls u
fans like in gilly suits with like spotting outside the airport like waiting to see who's getting
off that plane no but like it was confirmed his family did fly his wife ex-wife excuse me and kid
that yeah that's been confirmed that's very true is that is that i guess that's not shocking but
like scouting okay what what does that look like a scouting trip to go look at high schools
private schools i mean they have they're a family of means so i think it's like which school
would you want to go to because he's he's a football player right oh yeah so i think he's a
quarterback uh so yeah but one would think you would do you have plenty of time before the next
school year starts it's next august you have plenty of time to do this i would think like after the
season concludes anyway whatever like is is his kid not liking the layout of the high school really
going to be like you know what let's just stay yeah he didn't really like that there wasn't a chick
fillet in the cafeteria so we're going to stay here guys um yeah we're watching he's doing mac
if he right now so as lane does he trolls and he put out a tweet this morning which is a
a picture of the page of a book.
Oh, God.
I don't know the name of the book.
Brett told me what I forgot.
Anyway, it says, on this page of the book, it says, day 223, says, how do you know what
to do next?
You ask yourself, honestly, what your 90-year-old self would advise you to do.
What they would have wished you had done.
You ask yourself, honestly, what you've sensed from the beginning, what you have ignored,
what you have quieted and distracted yourself from,
you make two lists, the positives and the negatives, and you weigh them.
And if there's one thing on the left that overpowers the dozens of things on the right,
then you trust that.
You ask yourself, what path will make you more of the person you are meant to be?
So he posts this.
Nobody's doing that.
This paragraph about, like, big life decisions.
I want you right now to ask your 90-year-old self.
Look back.
probably like, because you've been podcasting all those years?
Was that really fulfilling to you?
You never brought back the forums.
Should I have brought back the forums?
You never done, did it?
Why don't?
You had all that time and you never brought them back.
And stuff frapped people like never posted again.
I miss his listicles.
I missed it.
It was when viral.
They were goaded.
What's Jack Hammer doing these days?
He also, I believe it's the same book, Turning Inward.
I'm not sure if it's the same book or not.
Anyway, he posted another one.
And he underlined a passage in this book.
It's not cool to do.
Underlined sentence says, you're too energetic, your thoughts are too busy.
You don't like sitting still.
Your smoke is too loud.
You don't like sitting still.
And that's the only line that's underlined in this whole section.
That's not good.
No.
If you're an Ole Miss fan.
So you're all in this feeling like, dude, fuck you, just go.
Hey, does he, he doesn't like sitting still?
Does he have a podcast producer who's going to like, be like,
just go pee.
I can tell you have to pee.
I can tell your body leg would just say, you have to pee.
Dave, now is it time to do it.
I can tell.
That's ready before today's show because I was trying to get comfortable in my chair.
He's like, just go pee.
He was definitely trying to get up from his seat, like every single time.
And while I was doing the stuff, it looked like he was trying to leave.
man dude the coolest people always post like book passages especially when they
underline and highlight them that always rocks especially ones about not wanting to sit
still or needing to make major life decisions that's way too specific to the situation
exactly on the nose see he sucks at this you're supposed to be a little bit more vague
do something vague to where it's like oh what could that mean that's obvious get it like
it is what you doing huh like live stream you eating a pub sub
sub.
Yeah.
Does that mean you're going to Florida?
I don't know.
Or going to Wawa and getting a cup of order.
Or some, uh, I don't know, some craw dads, you know, or some bignets.
I'm thinking Louisiana stuff, you know.
What is the, um, what, what's the regional crawdads versus crawfish?
I don't know.
I've always said crawfish.
Mudbugs.
Mudbugs.
You know, people.
mistakenly say it's seafood it's a fresh it's a freshwater creature yeah oh yeah eat some
gator sausage so it's like well is you going to louisiana or is he going to florida both are
gators who knows both have gators yeah well one of them is the mascot exactly and the
wall is famous for but is he eating the gator because he wants to beat him so freaking bad or
does he want to become the gator by eating the cater or does he want to eat more gator and go to
Louisiana. See, that's vague.
Okay, sure.
So Randy understands the assignment.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Somebody did their homework.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't know.
I don't know what the dude's up to.
He's on, like, like we said, he's so cool.
He's on McAfee right now.
Probably just trolling more.
My money's on, uh, LSU.
I'm of the mind that he needs, he has, at this point, he has to leave.
That's my take.
why it's just because of the last like 72 hours because of the goodwill that he's destroying
it's just it's like dude it's just weird yeah and i think if after all this if like he goes
out there next year and like win six or seven games i think people are going to be he's not going
to have any what happens if because they that they give him an ultimatum they said deadline you got
to decide by mississippi state what if they are he's like all right i am going to go to lSU
does he finish out the season coaching no no
can't right no i don't want they're a playoff team i don't want this to happen because i i i do i like
old miss as a program and i like i like that you know brett lives and dies by it um but
it would be kind of funny a scenario where he's like i'm going to stay and you announce it right
before the egg bowl and then they lose to mississippi state blake shapen goes out there yeah those are
400 yards that would just be so awkward if he says i'm leaving
And they may still make the playoff two losses.
I'm assuming they...
Yeah, they might.
I haven't thought through that.
Don't come at me.
The schedule is, but it would just be super uncomfortable.
It would be funny.
It would be funny.
Go out there, like Mike Elko signing that extension, then almost getting...
This is like one of the best seasons that almost has ever had?
Is that correct?
They haven't won 10 games in a long, long time, I think.
You might have a natty back in, like, the 60s.
Yeah, long-ass time ago before face mess and shit.
I don't know.
I really don't know
This is fucking weird, man
Back when I don't play ball
We didn't even use helmets
We played it different back then
Yeah
I got Rhodes to watch little cowboys with me last night
And I was kind of trying to
First of all
I was trying to explain to him a little bit of football
I was like that's the quarterback most important position
That's the guy
He gets the ball every play, touches the ball every play
Hands it off or throws it or he can run it
And then I realized, I was like, man, trying to explain football, all the rules to a kid is so annoying.
Dude, I was thinking back to when I became like a full on just like football fan junkie guy.
And I think it wasn't until I was like an early teenager.
I think because it's such a, such a complex, that's not true, but I played, I played football, like peewee football.
But before that, like, it's a complex game.
Well, like Parks, the reason why he's not into it,
because he doesn't know what the fuck's going on half the time.
Like he has a basic understanding of the rules.
Yeah.
But he still asked me questions.
Well, I was watching and I was just, I was like, man, when I was his age,
my first memories, because, okay, I was coming up with the 90s Cowboys.
So I have a vivid memory of the 91 Cowboys.
going to the playoffs, getting smoked by the lions, which they were expected to do.
But I remember, like, my dad and my sister listening to AM radio and, like, the radio around
Dallas, and they were playing songs about, like, Cowboys versus Lions and stuff.
And, like, and I was like, man, thing, I was like seven that year.
Then the next year, they won the Super Bowl.
Yeah.
And I always watched the games, all the Super Bowl games at home.
Like my grandpa would come over.
He'd watch Cowboy games every Sunday.
I remember Bill Cower, the 95 Super Bowl, that onside kick.
I remember that and being like, whoa, onside kick.
What the fuck was that?
Yeah.
But anyway.
Roads couldn't grasp the concept of tackling.
He's like, why are they doing that?
He's like, they shouldn't do that.
Even like we've been watching football for, you know, 30 years now.
And there are still, like, nuances of the game that are, like, foreign because I've never played
it at it or coached it at a high level like it's you don't know ball there are things i don't
understand yeah that that applies to everyone who's never played at a high level you you
picked against my team you don't know ball bro sorry you know what i mean though last night uh
after the safety cowboys get a safety um and uh obviously the raiders are down so they've got to like
try to get the ball back and they've got a punt so the guy did like uh instead of doing like a drop
up kick just like punted it was trying to essentially like the onside kick version of a yeah
yeah and i was like i don't know that i've ever seen that in practice like in a game i mean yeah
that's what i just you know what i'm saying like here's something i don't understand in football
uh in a two-minute drill how they how they all know the next play because there's no huddle you know
I guess it's all part of a script that they rehearsed beforehand.
I don't know, but it's like, you run a play.
Let's up to the line.
Snap the ball, run another play.
Hurry up, hurry up.
Snap the ball, run another play.
How do they all know which plays are coming up?
There's very little communication in between the plays.
Default, like, you go up there and yell, like, I don't know.
What's something you would yell at the line?
Blue 42.
No, no, no, no.
What's something else?
File that away because I want to ask Taylor that.
next time we have him on, Taylor McCart.
He was at a high level.
KJ could probably tell us, too.
I want to hear from a quarterback, no offense to KJ.
He played on the other side of the ball.
Yeah.
But safety or some shit, I don't know.
He did play safety.
What was KJ's rating in NCAA?
I don't know.
I don't know, dude.
Did he get one of them checks?
Anytime he talks about how he tore his hamstring, it sounds like the worst thing.
He tore his hamstring?
Yeah.
Oh, I did not know.
that like it sounds it sounds extremely painful it does if you ever strained a hamstring a strain
like i've pulled it and that hurts but i think he tore his yeeks what would you say if you're a
quarterback and you're you're running a two-minute drill as you often do guys we're gonna throw it
that's not good but reality we're going to run it oh oh yeah a little hijinks on at the line
this guy keep that defense guessing
All right.
What were we talking about, Lane?
We were, yeah.
That guy stinks.
No, I'm just kidding.
He rocks.
That's so cool what he does.
And some Ole Miss fans might need some better help after this.
You may end up a little bit closer to home than you think.
We'll get to that later, buddy.
You might be singing a little different tune on the Lane train.
That is a remote possibility, I think.
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a little ball talk i want to look at these fucking wolves you see this guy almost get got by wolves
i'm i am coming in completely fresh on this one i don't know anything about so to speak um
pull up that video read the read the tweet first ran all right okay ran yeah oh really actually
You know, I don't know how to read.
Scroll up to the top a little bit so I can see the link.
This is from the San Francisco Gate.
A man approached and seemingly pepper sprayed a wolf last month,
according to a video posted in a Facebook group by Keith Kerbs.
Keith Kerbs.
Keith Kerbs.
He looks like he's high.
Someone speculates off camera in the clip.
Curbs said he didn't see any Rangers at the scene.
Unfolded in the early days of the government shutdown.
Way to go.
when national parks were running with skeleton crews and had fewer staff to manage human wildlife conflicts
yellow stone official did not immediately respond to a request for comment on the incident pull up make it big
that's what she said thank you he is running and there's the wolves oh no you don't want to see that
this could end very badly for that guy yeah you think i'm seeing
five wolves.
One, two, three, four, five is what I see.
It's probably a six. There's always a six.
Wow.
He's just walking right up to the wolf.
He's got a little, so now he's putting pepper spray
at him. He's putting
spraying bear spray.
Did he? Yeah.
But he's going to run out of that really quick.
Wolves are so sick.
Damn.
so i read that these are like fairly ill they don't see them
yeah i can't i don't know unless he walked
maybe he walked that way he's on the ridge now that way there's like a little dip
yeah he kind of disappeared into that
you'd probably come popping out over there probably
man he's going to get his ass chewed when he gets oh yeah
mm-hmm
does he have a camera oh yeah this guy's on while
yeah
Yeah, he looks like he's, uh, mm-hmm, not your typical outdoorsy type.
Dude, definitely not confronting him if he's able to go up against wolves.
He seems very unstable.
Yeah.
He was, he was asking for the smoke.
He approached them.
Okay.
How, what part of you wanted to see, I'm not saying you want to see this guy get eaten,
but are you a little surprised and a little disappointed that they didn't like.
They don't want to see his asses shoot up?
Do some wolf shit where they like sneaky surround him.
I would like to see it.
Yeah, maybe drag him for 20 feet or so and then let him go.
I don't want to see him get mauled, but a warning bite, yeah.
Hey, hey, fucker, you're in our territory and I'm a, I'm a wolf.
Those are young, those are young wolves and they must have been,
they must have been pretty fed.
They must have eaten recently because they were, I feel like a hungry, desperate wolf would
have said, fuck them.
Were they black?
Yeah, yeah, I've never seen that.
I've never seen a black wolf, I don't think.
Yeah, when I think wolf, I think gray wolf.
This is a black wolf.
they did not know that was even a thing
oh yeah
sick dude yeah maybe like a
like a bite on the wrist and a couple of head
you know aggressive shakes and then let's go
like hey motherfucker we live here
not you now for the real reason we're doing this segment
why don't you go ahead and tell us how you could have taken
these wolves buddy all six
look people think I'm the guy
who thinks I can beat up any animal
that's not true I respect a wolf all right
I don't want to fuck with the wolf
I don't think I could take one wolf much last five wolves
depending on how big, how mature they are, of course.
One juvenile wolf, yeah, I'll take it.
Black wolves are a common sight in Yellowstone
with around 42% of the wolf population being black.
The black color is not natural to wolves
and is due to a gene variant
inherited from a domesticated dog
that interbred with wolves in the past.
That's some sick information.
Okay.
That's per AI.
That's interesting.
I could honestly go by myself
and if I had like a little cabin
that had like an observation deck
I could just watch wolves by myself
for
for days at a time.
Absolutely.
Told you about the Arctic wolf
that we saw at the San Diego Zoo.
Oh!
And it was one of the coolest experiences ever
because he was, we got like behind the scenes
like access to these wolves
and this one he was like perched up on this rock and we were just sitting right in front of it
and the zookeeper there said all right now everybody howl and he will mimic you and we did it
and he just let one go and it was one of the coolest things I've ever seen like right in front
of our faces right in front of us it was five feet away it was so neat it was so neat did you feel
primal I just I just I gained a lot of respect for the arctic wolf that day why because
there's a beautiful animal you it's like you know
I didn't know you had it in you to mimic my howl.
Yeah, got him going.
He just let it rip.
Dude, I would have been like, they would have had to escort me out.
I would have kept doing it.
Yeah.
She's like, okay, now over here and like I'm still over there howling, Randy, you know.
You want me to hit it again?
I've had a bastard hound and a bloodhound in the past, and they'll do the same thing.
It's not quite as cool as an arctic wolf doing it, but they will mimic your howl, too, and they'll keep going for a little bit.
A puppy hall is great.
They're so cute.
what a puppy howl a puppy's howl if you can get them do it oh it's adorable males average around 110 pounds
females around 90 that's the yellowstone black wolf yeah it's the uh the bite strength is
is really where they uh set themselves apart they're very smart hunters as well pack hunters
dad yep that's fucking cool i don't like that that guy sprayed that one
he didn't spray it like he sprayed it in the vicinity
So that thing probably sneezed a couple of times.
And he didn't do it in self-defense
because he brought the heat to them.
Yeah.
Oh, for sure.
An idiot.
Plus, you're kind of bringing it on yourself,
assuming the risk.
At least it wasn't one of these dumb tourists in Yellowstone
who approached the water buffalo
to get a closer look.
And they just get smoked.
Those people are so stupid.
I don't understand.
And a lot of those people bring like their family.
I was like, no, let's go.
This is just a, it's a buffalo.
Yeah, it's a very large, powerful animal who aren't used to seeing humans up close.
Now, the actual, like, a water buffalo in Africa, is it the Cape Buffalo in Africa, like, kills a lot of people?
I think so.
Like, that is a very, very dangerous animal.
And they're fucking gnarly looking, too.
Yeah.
I feel like, I think Cape Buffalo and water buffalo are different.
Yeah, they are.
Local is called the Cape Buffalo Black Death
Due to its Deadly Reputation
Responsible for around 200 human deaths annually
Yeah
That's a lot
Look at that dude
That is not to be trifled with
Now that is obviously not what we're
That's you're not going to find that in Yellowstone
But
That's a cool looking animal
Yeah it is
You know what they say
Not all heroes wear capes
It's a different little different horns
Yeah I'll stomp you out
But you bet you think you could fuck one of those up, don't you do not.
No, I do not.
I don't think so.
I don't.
Last human death from a wolf, I think, was like 2020.
They don't kill a lot of people.
Really?
I think I read that.
Cheetahs, zero.
Yeah.
They're just not, they're not really going to go after humans.
No.
No.
I would they.
Especially not a cage match.
No, it's just, it's hard to set that up.
Hard to get licensed.
And maybe at the UFC card at the White House.
Is that still on?
I wonder if they ever did that back in the day, back in Roman times.
They clearly had lions and like the gladiators.
I just assumed that they've done it.
Yeah.
Gladiator, too, they had a bunch of monkeys.
I don't know if that's historically accurate.
That's one that I've thought about watching and I'm like, I don't think I need to see it.
It was fine.
They filled the arena with sharks.
Yeah, it was very water.
That was a cool scene, but it was, I don't.
It's, did they deviate from the source material a little bit?
They were made fun of for that big time.
They were dragged because.
it was so
It's a waste of water.
Ridiculous.
Yeah.
The concept of sharks and the...
Did the sharks get anybody?
Coliseum.
Yeah.
Oh, sick.
Yeah.
Okay, now that is sick.
Sharks.
What did they do with the people?
Was they on like a platform and...
They were boats.
Uh-huh.
It was like a re-emactment of like a naval battle.
So there was like two...
There was a glad area on one boat and...
They were trying to kill each other.
Meanwhile, sharks were trying to kill them.
Cool.
Yeah.
I mean, that is, that, it is cool.
If like, if 12 year old me was like, if somebody approached me, like, hey, we need
some shit for like gladiator to, like, it's a little bit mature for you, but like, what would
be a cool thing to like put in the arena, the Coliseum to, like, kill people.
I was like, well, we got to have sharks.
We got to have a water feature.
A water creek.
A water creek.
Yeah, a water creek.
By the way, our place is closed today.
I drove by it.
What's going on?
I think they're having technical issues.
Probably that's cloud, whatever.
So they can't run their coffee shop and food trucks?
If they can't get paid,
if they're having a problem with their...
Leon, we're talking about the new place on Brody.
It does have a water feature, no sharks to my knowledge.
Okay.
Are there coys?
Is there a coy pond?
I didn't see any fish when I was there, but...
Maybe they were just being shy.
Maybe, okay.
But yeah, 12-year-old man is like...
Well, we got to have a shark thing.
And maybe some monkeys.
What kind of monkeys?
I think it was like baboons, kind of that.
Do they fuck people up?
Oh, yeah.
Really?
I don't know if they're straight up baboons, but they were baboon-esque.
Somebody was the first person to realize a chimpanzee wasn't just your average, like, primate.
You guys have ruined chimpanzees for me.
There was a time when I was a kid back in the 2000s, chimpanzees weren't everything.
We're talking MVP, most valuable primate.
They were just, they were cool.
They were on everything.
Now I look at chimpanzee, like,
that thing's going to rip my dick off.
Yeah, you think having your penis ripped off is cool?
Yeah, that's what they do.
We're just, we're just warning you.
There were so many movies that made it seem like chimpanzees were cool and chill.
You think it's cool to have your eyeballs poked out and then like, I don't know.
And then forced on your throat.
Put jelly beans there where they were?
Yeah, I just saw,
Oh, jelly bean eyes looking ass.
I saw a TikTok of like everyone around,
campfire and then they're like oh whose toes are those and it's a chimpanzee roasting a hot dog with a group
of people i'm like are they going to get got because this is what you guys have done to me it seems
like they're having a chill time with this chimp there was a hunter at some point it was like who thought
like it was all good with like um you know primates things of that nature and was like out and then
it was like oh what's he doing oh he's really interested in my feet oh fuck he just bent my he turned my
foot around. He's facing the wrong way. That was it cool. And he just did it for fun. It seems like
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Any text from Brett?
He's out there on Mac if he watched.
About that, no, but I got updated about that guy.
Which guy?
The guy that came by.
He just wanted to know if we were a trust company.
A trust company?
Yeah.
Well, we get mail for one.
I know.
That's why I said to him.
I wonder why he would think that.
I wonder if he's a private investigator.
I honestly think that washed might be the worst name for a financial institution.
Yeah.
Orson money.
Something you probably do.
yeah fine art and such they're doing that in reachier man they're washing it they are you're
season one mm-hmm do I need to watch this show it's it's really entertaining it's a good
chance when I go back for Thanksgiving I watch an episode of my dad it's really entertaining
it's very manly you know you know like I said it's it it is a cop novel brought to life
he's sitting there he's sitting there with this lady they're in a bar and they order uh longnecks
and she goes he starts to open it and she goes
oh that's not a twist off and he just goes
he sticks it between his
bicep and turns it and just drops the cap
and just starts drinking his beer
it's so fucking alpha he's so sick
is he having sex
do you hook up a chicks he has sex
yeah but like a
he's not ladies man he's not he's not
fucking you know he's on this earth to whip ass
is what he's here for but if a lady
you know balls into his lab he'll probably
have sex with her yeah yeah yeah okay
he's like all right
all right fine
You fell into my lap.
It is entertaining.
Desmond Howard.
Yes.
College football, Mount Rushmore.
Heisman,
personalities.
Heisman winner.
Super Bowl champion, too,
the Green Bay Packers.
And he's now, yes,
he's on college game day.
Yeah.
He's on there.
Right?
No, he is.
I'm just,
I'm kind of.
Dave pointed out,
He doesn't post very much.
I didn't think he was a real poster.
Not a big poster, but he decided to record a video,
walk around his house, just sharing his thoughts with us.
It looked like me home on a Friday night board on the circle,
and I get a hold of circling back instantly.
Yeah.
It's very odd.
And he said, don't be surprised if Sark in Texas part ways mutually at the end of the season.
Randy, if you would play the video, so we'll hear it from the horse's mouth.
Is this in the rundown?
It sure is.
You know, I got you, dog.
There we go.
All right, there it is.
Wow.
Happy Monday morning, everybody.
I'm here taking out this garbage.
Had a couple of thoughts.
One is, man, I missed the twins.
But as I'm walking past this tennis ball in my yard.
Okay.
I was also thinking,
don't be surprised if that Texas job opens up at the end of the season
you guys were shocked when LSU opened up
imagine how you're going to feel if that job in Austin pops open
I'm not calling or saying anyone's going to get fired
maybe a mutual parting of ways you dig
anyway you guys have a great Monday
so some context here we'll go ahead no go you go some context here uh sark and desmond
howard are both represented by c a the agency so they they're in the same circles right
um who knows how much there is to this but i will add that there is other smoke about this
situation popping up.
It's not just from Desmond Howard.
I think if Sark were to leave, it would be for an NFL job.
I don't know where else he would go.
College football, so college football is much more demanding of your time than the NFL job is,
mostly because of the recruiting thing.
When the season ends, they're just recruiting nonstop until the season starts again.
And that doesn't happen in the NFL.
Sark's got a young baby at home.
and so there's i don't know there's a lot of speculation about whether he wants to maintain like the
rigorous schedule of a college football coach or go to the NFL and have some more family time
i don't know what the hell's going on but there is at least something to what he's saying from
what i have picked up why why did he stop flip the camera around and show us a tennis ball i don't
know is that just a guy who just panic post like is that bad content or is he trying to
just throw a red herring out there what's going what is what was that no no he could he could
just mentioned it without as i passed this tennis ball he flipped the camera around to show us like
that's not like a weird thing to have in your yard nice crib by the way very beautiful
where does he call home i don't know i don't know i don't know yeah um what is uh sarkie what's
wife's name?
L'Oreal.
I will say, I don't know a lot about her.
I know she's a very beautiful lady.
I know this.
She's high fashion.
New York City would be interesting.
They announced a divorce about, I don't know, a year and a half-ish ago.
Yeah.
And then, like, almost like exactly nine months later, they announced that she was, I don't
not having the baby anyway they announced soon after the divorce whatever that they were pregnant
and then of course they worked things out and they're sticking together so then that just adds to like
the you know how tumultuous is this dude's life right now is he want to just settle down a little
i don't really know what's going on i don't think anybody really does except for a few people
he lives in miami for the record that looks very miami okay desmond that is yeah um we talked about
lane kiffin earlier i do think texas would be a job that lane kiffin would be interested in were to
open up and so there's people are floating that possibility around as well like he's just waiting
that maybe that's why he's not saying anything yet because he hasn't you know the job is
is not available yet i don't know if lane wants to be the biggest troll he just sends his family
to austin just to like for like a weekend yeah and let's that get out even if it's not on like a
or a, you know, on a plane that's paid for by anybody.
Like, just do it, just to fuck around.
Just get some barbecue.
Yeah.
I would, I would love that.
Yeah, I don't know.
The NFL, that makes sense.
I don't know.
I feel like he, Sark's seems like the kind of guy who, he's been in college for a long,
long time.
Yeah.
And I feel like the grind has probably.
Yeah.
He's not going to go to a different college program.
I mean,
I don't think so.
This isn't just me as a Texas event speaking,
but I think Texas is probably one of the top three jobs in the country.
Open jobs or job jobs?
Jobs, in general.
Job jobs.
As far as like recruiting resources.
Yeah, I think that's true.
You see that right now.
They've got a very, very expensive roster.
Damn.
That's crazy.
because you're not going to move on from a guy just because he has a bad year.
No, there's no reason to fire to start.
Semifinals two years in a row.
There might be some frustration with how the season is gone and how he's handled the roster
and spent NIL on players that aren't playing because they're freshmen and all that stuff.
It seems like a lot of guys aren't developing necessarily.
Yeah.
But at the same time, he had, he's sent more guys to the league than anyone else over the last two years.
He's had back-to-back semifinal runs.
The play, he played in the conference championship, didn't win it, but in his first year in the SEC, which is very impressive, hard to do.
So he's, yeah, it's the season, I mean, they have three losses.
It's all gone.
There's stuff going around about like, oh, the NM game, he's got to win.
That is a thought you're seeing on some things like that.
It's becoming like a must-win game for him.
That seems crazy to me.
That's crazy to me.
But anyway, yeah, this is interesting.
I love that Desmond's doing it in a bucket hat, a dope bucket hat for the rest of me.
record. It's just a very odd thing to post out of the blue. It is. A guy who's, I mean,
we're going to see him Saturday, right, on game day. And I'm sure there's going to be follow-up
on that. If there's, you know what I'm saying? Like, they're going to ask him about that.
It feels calculated. Yeah. So who, who's putting that out there? Yeah, I don't know. I don't know.
Why is that? Interesting. I do know. Are there a tech, a contingency that's, I know that's, I know that
there's criticism like all the stuff you said but is there a contingency that thinks like we can do
better than sark no i don't think so that's i mean the coaches unless you go get sabin the coaches
that are better than sark is it saving it's like ryan day it's kirby smart you might throw
dan landing in there i don't know um doing the SEC dude dabbo has two national championships
himself so the list is very short and those guys aren't leaving so it's like yeah
Saban?
Would, dude...
Maybe Marcus Freeman.
I mean, let's run that back.
I don't know.
My source is saying Belichick is coming to Austin.
Who's your source, Randy?
You don't need to know.
Yeah, that ain't happened.
Okay, well, Rayne's not giving me much there.
Dude, it's saving.
It's got to be.
No, that would...
That's something I would get excited about,
even though he probably has, like, three years at him.
Can you...
I can't imagine this has been said, but like...
Unless you just love the game so much,
you miss the actual exes and O's being a coach
running a program being the guy
and you're bored out of your mind doing game day
why you would come back in into the NIL era
when there's so much more asked of a coach
from when you were you know what I'm saying
I think it's one of the reasons why he quit
yeah so it's like it would make no sense
but it would be it would be awesome
it just as somebody who lives here is like a
it's worth the phone call outside viewer I'm like
hey just tell us we can move on
You have to.
Yeah.
Every school that has a note, like Florida, LSU, they have, I'm sure it's already been said.
Like, you have to do your due diligence and give them a call, right?
Oh, you have to.
Hmm.
Interesting.
Maybe you go, if you're Texas, you go get, you go steal Dave Miranda from Baylor, bring him down.
Dang, man.
I would hate to see that.
Stop.
Maybe.
Ain't no way.
God.
Ain't no way.
Dude, Lane and Austin's a problem.
Lane and Austin would be a problem.
Yeah.
He'd be at the proper all fucking Summer Law.
He would be the most...
So Tom Herman, when Tom Herman was here, you'd see, you'd have Tom Herman's sightings.
Yeah.
You'd be like, oh, yeah, Tom Herman was it.
And you'd have Tom Herman rumors, too.
Which you're out there.
You know, he liked to...
Mixing it out.
Allegedly, some things.
Lane's a single.
man. Lane likes to do yoga. You think you see Blaine or Lane, not Blaine. Blaine's a flake.
We know that. Lane, on the other hand, Lane pulls up to Black Swan, does a little $10
donation to class, gets his little shirtless pick in with the instructor who's got like cool tats.
I mean, it makes sense. Lane and Austin does, it does make sense. A lot of good Pilates instructors here. A lot.
I'm just saying.
We'll watch.
We're going to track this.
We're tracking it.
We're going to track this.
We're going to monitor it.
We've got our,
we've got Brett out there watching Pat McAfee.
Any more text from him?
No.
Must have been nothing.
He's probably out there in tears.
Is he okay?
He's out there just sobbing.
That's fine.
This next story is going to get me sobbing,
but we're not going to go there yet
because we're going to talk about our good friends.
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in augusta no not the texas roadhouse that will had a very subpoiler stake no no it's a it's a
tweet that at jo kinsie ex p did not want to send they done got rid of the who
Hooters in Augusta.
Probably the most popular Hooters in the world are the most known and talked about, because
once a year.
So this is the Hooters.
By the way, I've been to this Hooters.
You have?
I have.
A personal touch.
Yes, I have eaten there and had a couple beers there.
But this is the Hooters where John Daly during the week of the Masters is constantly posted
up.
He has a trailer.
And I think Hooters is like a big sponsor of his too.
Like they're tight.
Yeah.
So he just has a trailer that he posts up in the parking lot.
hooters and he sells merch and he you know signs pictures and it's kind of it's a staple of the
weekend yeah it is it's and it's it's an institution in that town and this is sad man i'm more
sad about this one than the one than austin that closed down oh man yeah that was tough that was a
tough day why are they doing this day why they taking this from us um i don't know um oh the hooters property
was part of Augusta Nationals
decades long
land acquisition project
so they're
Augusta Nationals
getting this property
this land
oh how close was this to actual
definitely in the vicinity
I can't recall
exactly how close it is
to the grounds
but it's definitely in the neighborhood
damn
this would be a good one
to if you're in the area
drive by
I mean they've already bulldozed it
but like before they did
get a little
get like a brick or get some drywall see if you can get some memorabilia you look at that
picture you look at the trees that are there um and it's like a reminder of like you know how
augustin national like it was like a like a nature reserve or something like it was something
before it was a golf course and they brought in all this tree and plant life to make it like
this beautiful thing and the rest of the gussel it just looks nothing like the golf course oh really oh yeah
it's it's interesting yeah maybe one day i'll find out you will d um yeah man uh that's that's tough
i think uh you got to think roadhouse is next i think what did we ever go to roadhouse
no where did we go for your your thing longhorn we've gone a longhorn yeah okay so it's a very
disturbing trend and we saw something a couple months ago we may have even talked about it
where like the founders of hooters kind of all got together we're like hey we got to bring this
thing back we got to save hooters it's an institution so there's the map so yeah it's very close
so i'm i'm there's no way they're getting all this area right here right probably not
doubtful what's the plan that's like i don't know i think maybe they uh they put like a road
hole in like they put like a random green over there and you got to hit it from
They're not going to do that.
I don't think exactly.
That's stupid.
Yeah, that's a stupid thing to say, Dave.
They're definitely not building a car path over there.
We know that much.
Oh, yeah.
Some beauty said you're wrong.
Well, that person's an idiot.
Why'd that guy say you were wrong?
Because he's an idiot.
Ten years ago.
Because there's a utility road that runs across the property for like deliveries and shit.
And he's like, oh, there's a path right there's like, yeah, dude, that's not a car path, you dumbass idiot.
That's literally what you told him.
Do it.
Call him a stupid dick.
Stupid dick.
There it is.
a dick um
i haven't been to hooters in a minute
it's been a long time
kind of like to just go eat wings and watch ball there
that's something you could talk me into
there's like a
hooters for me i'm
more likely to want to go watch nfl i'm more of a sunday hooters
guy on the saturday i don't want to watch college ball
hooters i want to watch nifl
hooters is for nfl why is that though
because that's i think that's accurate is
is college more for like you go to a bar it's like i got bar bar like more of a scene hooters it's
like i'm hunkering down it's because maybe it's because it happens on sunday right if i'm gonna eat
a bad meal of like chicken wings i'm more likely to do it on sunday for some reason yeah but you
like you go out out on a saturday like you go to a bar on saturday sunday's like uh it's sunday
i'm going home after i'm gonna have two beers and some wings and get the hell out of here yeah
you're not closing it down yeah not to mention i'm gonna go home and after i eat these wings
and blow the doors off my guest bathroom yeah right randy yeah gonna be pulling into that
driveway on two wheels it's rea time what what come all my that's a little much dude
cut your fucking mic dude go for it go for it go for it does
joke for four
I hate
never mind
man all the swing talk
I'm hungry
you should go get wings
and don't even try to do
it I know what Rainy's going to do
our monthly lunch
three weeks
to now he's been like
you want to go to wings
go get Tommy on wingy
that place is so expensive
yeah dude it's it's blasphemous
how much that is
I've said that twice now
it's a joke
they're good
it is a good wingy
They're good.
It's a good wingy.
They're all lollipop style.
You have zero flats.
I used to only order flats.
And I always say, like, I would call it in and be like, I need some flats for the frats.
And they'd be like, oh, my God, is this for...
Is this Dave?
Is this Dave?
Do you need these for Pike?
And I would always say, fuck Pike and I'd hang up.
Then we just wouldn't get wings to hang up.
I don't know, because I was fucking...
He's like a waste of your time.
I was on a lot of drugs and drinking a lot.
It's a tough time, man.
none of that's true
really yeah i made all that up
pluckers though my buddy who lives in midlothian is always bitching that they don't have a pluckers
and i'm like dude you got to think bigger first of all i don't think pluckers is that
good i think pluckers is fine i mean wing stop is my current place i used to be a beat i've seen
you there yeah i've seen ring wings super bowl sunday yeah by himself just eating alone
yeah i just was i was hungry for some wings i mean buffalo wild wings who i grew up on
But in Swing Stop now, they're just more convenient.
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What do we got here?
More fight news?
More fight?
This sucks.
I just do this on there because this feels like our best chance to see, um, not Logan, uh, Jake, Jake Paul and get his fucking clock cleaned.
And I just, I did needs to, that dude needs to get his shit rocked.
We've seen him lose to Tommy Fury, but not get his shit rocked.
He lost a decision to Tommy Fury.
Tommy Fury, of course, you know, he's the step loosely related to Tyson Fury.
I say loosely.
I think they're related, they're related, but he fought Tommy Fury, who's an actual boxer, not a good one, and lost the fight.
Okay, so what's he going to do against Anthony Joshua, former champion, guy who's a very large.
That's a bad loss.
He's absolutely large.
and should absolutely piece up, Jake Paul.
I think that I have no proof of this other than my own bias.
I don't believe that a lot of these fights are on the up and up.
I think that there's some agreements in place.
Like when, I don't know, when he was fighting Mike Tyson, do you remember,
it just didn't seem, it never felt fair.
It never felt like it was an actual fight.
It felt like there was an agreement in place that, like,
what will and won't be done and how it'll go i don't again i don't have proof of that but
this is an exhibition again yeah but if if anthony joshua steps like fights like he yeah he's had
some bad losses and he's way out of his prime i think if anthony joshua just goes in there and
takes it seriously like he wipes he wipes this dude that's just that's all i want to see yeah
i need to see it i think realistically what you'll see is uh jake paul going the distance and people being
like, wow, that was really impressive.
He went the distance with Anthony and Joshua.
Jake Paul has made a mockery of this sport.
Yeah, and to be fair, I mean, boxing has made a mockery of itself many times.
But, yeah.
I still just don't understand how boxing makes so much money.
I don't know anyone that really watches boxing and like the payouts and they, like, I don't get it.
It seems like if you win a boxing fight, a regular one, it's way better than winning a UFC as far as how you're getting paid out.
It is.
Like, where are they getting that money?
money from? Paper view buys?
Who's watching? I don't know. A single
person that watches boxing. I think you're
underestimating the boxing community. First of all, me.
I've bought multiple fights
in the last 20 years
of my life. Well, not one person.
Dan will occasionally do it, Micah.
Jake Paul tweeted that he's making
$267 million on this
fight.
See, this is a fight I won't pay
for. That's crazy
money. But it's insane. I don't
see how that's possible. I don't either.
that I do agree with Randy but grabbing the UK demo I guess helps yeah that's true um yeah you're
underestimating a worldwide appeal for boxing I guess so it's like friends out the border to
Mexico loves boxing we don't really watch it a rich tradition um yeah I mean it's the sweet
science Randy so once you walk down to your nearest gym and tell them that they're sports fake
and you don't know why anybody watches it.
Why don't you go down there and do that?
I didn't say that.
I just felt like I know way more people
will watch UFC than I do
boxing. I feel like.
Dude, I barely watch UFC.
Oh.
Scott doesn't watch it.
Is that good?
I don't really care about anybody
that's still really in it.
I don't like hand-to-hand combat sports at all.
It's not for me.
It's like picking up a fish.
I don't like to see people getting knocked out, man.
Not my thing.
Makes me sad for them.
I need to go see armored M.M.A.
that you do need to do
I wanted to go
that Dan didn't seem
that excited for it
I was in San Antonio
well I don't want to spend
$60 for that
and go to San Antonio
no I mean
that's exactly what Dan
was saying
Speaking of Dan
we forgot to say this
in the announcements
today's
Patreon episode
is circling back
on touching base
we completely forgot
that's what it is
and there is a little
Dan talk
on today's episode
oh Dan
maybe revolving a
non-reguling
non-regulation court rim.
Revolving a what?
Involving a non-regulation court and ring.
Oh, this is like one of the last ones
right before we get God.
Yes. Yes.
Little hot jurid.
Remember when you broke your leg? I do.
Little Maddie B.
Only on Patreon.
It's going to be a banger.
Yeah, guess what else?
Tomorrow we have a special guest on the show.
We have our good friend from Texas Dives.
The Texas Dives guy.
Yeah, we haven't had him in a while.
In studio.
We've only had them all once, right?
He's got a book.
He's got a book.
Maybe he'll bring us a copy and sign up.
Oh, my God.
Put it on a coffee table.
We can put it right next to the movies with balls.
Oh, dude.
Check out movies of balls from a noted author and former PGP contributor Kyle Banduho.
Man, we just get authors in here.
We've had Ross.
W.R. Bowling.
W.R. Bowling, also noted New York Times bestseller.
But you did that.
People say that you guys are authors.
Every single time you write about what you're eating, drinking, and cooking, you know?
Oh, wow.
It kind of feels like you're mocking me a little bit.
What's trying to say it's not important?
Yeah, you're mocking day for some reason.
Yeah, I guess.
I'm going to go, hey, I'm going to go out there and just fucking delete myself.
Thanks, Randy.
You're welcome.
Texas dives tomorrow, though.
It's going to be fun.
He's been everywhere in Texas, man.
He's been doing all these bars and shit.
It's going to take a lot of fun times.
I hit him up on the DM that said, hey, I may come out to your event Saturday because he did a thing.
at Whitehorse, and then I did the most 41-year-old thing you can do. You know what that is?
Took a nap? No, I punched it into the map to see how far it was from my place. And I was like,
well, not going there. It's like 25 minutes. Yeah. It is. He's got better things to do, man.
No, it's not that. It's just like, from 530 to 7.30. Texas game was on.
I wanted to watch that.
I was very bullish on Texas.
Didn't go my way, our way.
I know me, dude.
I'm not the kind of guy who can go to something like that,
drop in, have a beer, say hi, and leave.
I'm not that guy.
I'll start mixing it up.
Next thing you know, it's three hours.
We got the pitchers going.
My wife's texting me.
She's like, are you going to be home?
We're supposed to pick up Lupe Tortilla.
I can't.
I've got to leave my car at the bar and Uber home.
I'm drunk.
You're not thinking, pal.
I've been two-stepping
Sorry, I'm on one
That's how it would have gone
So I didn't go
And it's just far away
Sorry
Blake Shelton
The more I drink
Don't be quoting that bullshit on here
Why not
Blake Shelton
What the fuck out of that shit dude
In the show
I have one
I'll have 13
Bye
Touch your mic dude
Bye
Bye
All right see ya
More I drink
The more I drink is whatever
I didn't drink
any more random green else.
You know,
