Circling Back - Drinking Chernobyl Vodka at Kid Rock's Steakhouse

Episode Date: May 12, 2021

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All right, we're back. Circling Back Podcast presented by Vizzy Hard Seltzer, the only hard seltzer with vitamin C and superfruit acerola. My name's Will DeFries. To my right, David Carter-Ruff. I'm back on my pod bullshit today. I'll tell you that right now. It's your job, David.

Dylan, I'm going to go ahead and just put this on the table. If you don't bring it today to the level that I'm bringing it, then this ain't going to work, and we're going to have a problem, amigo. Me and you. Okay? One way to describe my podcast performance today. Will you hit it will you hit it for me you're ruining it already ruining it why are you ruining it i wasn't teaming you're ruining it you reached over i thought you're about to hit it like you knew what i was what i was no trying to bring you to the table you have to let it happen organically before it gets ruined all right man how do you ruin something we haven't even done

if we're gonna ruin something let us do it organically and not just do it off the bat. The vibes are all the time right right now. Thank you for having me on, Will. Really appreciate it. The vibes are all the time. The vibes are immaculate. Or they were until you just did that. No, dude, I came in laughing about the dick saloon this morning.

I couldn't like. I walked into the studio. I haven't stopped since yesterday. People, explain what that dick saloon is to folks at home. If you're an optimized backer, you, explain what the Dick Saloon is to the folks at home. If you're an optimized backer, you already know what the Dick Saloon is. Actually, Will told a story from Michigan back when he and the lads. Don't give away too much. His high school lads.

No, I'm not. I'm not. It was a worst-off story, and they ended up at a place called the, well. The Dixie Saloon. The Dixie Saloon, which we decided that name was a little. So we renamed it. We renamed it. Dave renamed it to the Dix Saloon.

Don't put this on me. You did. I don't know. It's up in the air. It might have been Randy. And I had one of the most ridiculous laughing fits I've had in my podcasting history. Did you do a CBD yesterday or something? No.

Before you podded? Just one CBD? Dude, I was just high on vibes. Did you Delta 8? I didn't Delta 8. I was just on one, dude. I did something crazy today. Do you vape?

I masked that Ice Leggero button. You know what an Ice Leggero is? Yeah, you used to be on button you know you know what an ice leggero is yeah used to be on you don't know what a nice leggero used to be on uh jackass are you talking about natasha leggero an ice leggero leggera what dude apparently it's like the hardest to find uh pods for the nespresso so your boy mashed that button today and just got his ice coffee dude so you hit a pod before you hit this pod i did i. I did. That's fucking crazy. You got double pods? Coffee pods, not Juul pods. What if they made Juuls that were

coffee? Who will save your coffee? I'm trying to buzz, and I'm trying to come. See, that's how you integrate a new clip on the soundboard, Dylan. I'm trying to buzz, and I'm trying to come. Sing it, dude. dead no this is kind

of your thing yeah this is mostly you i've let you have this one uh full uh full disclosure okay i uh i watched that last night and absolutely lost my shit people don't know what that is if you know what that is you are part of 0.5% of our audience listenership. It's a viral tweet at this point. That's something I've learned in the last 24 hours. There's a lot of people who listen to this pod

who aren't up on the viral tweets. Okay, well, if you're not on the Twitter. Have we been extremely online lately? That is Jessica Simpson singing alongside Jewel. A long, long time ago. This is not a recent. The Jewel pod. I don't know. A long, long time ago. This is not a recent.

The Jewel pod. I don't know. A Jewel pod, yeah. Yeah. And that's just a little clip from a song, a live performance. It was really bad, but we got that little. I looked up the lyrics to see how she got here, and I can kind of understand how you might mess up,

but she messed this up so badly. She is singing Jewel's beautiful song who will save your soul probably went number one on the charts in the 90s and she's so breathy and singing it in such a bizarre voice that it comes off as i'm trying to bust i'm trying to come i'm trying and i don't think that's the lyric it's definitely not the lyric Why would that be in that song? Because she's trying to come. Okay. Chill, dude. Oh, jeez.

Anyway. David only got up to number 11 on the charts in the United States. That's a damn travesty. That's a myth. It's a great song. You know, people forget she lived in her car for a time. She was homeless. And now look at her.

She's one of the quintessential songwriters of our generation. Wow. That's high praise for Jewel. Remember when she came back as like a pop star? She was kind of hot. Jewel? Oh, yeah. Jewel was always kind of hot.

Was she ever not pop? I feel like she was on a roast of someone. Like she might have roasted Bob Saget or something. Yeah, yeah. I mean, those roasts always get somebody. It's like, and jules here and coulter you know had the all-time worst performance on a comedy central roast that i've ever seen in my entire life she uh was the butt end of of many many jokes did she not know

that was going to happen when she showed up because every single person had an arsenal of jokes prepared i think she has thick skin pete davidson straight up called her a c word to her face yes he did here's some aust guys. I don't recommend doing that. I prefer Austin Powers. Would you want some Austin trivia? Okay, fine. Hello. Jessica Simpson and Nicholas Shager married at Riverbend Church on 360.

Don't care. What about them? Just saying. That's where they got married. Don't care. Isn't she from Plano? She's from Plano. Shut up.

I don't know. Maybe. The best part. Go ahead. No, the best part. Go ahead. No, the best part of that show was just Nick and Jessica's dad playing golf. Like, that was it. What was his handicap?

I bet her dad played a lot of golf. Was he not problematic for something at some point? Probably. I think he might have. I know. He kind of exploited his daughters. If you're a dad of a pop star at this point, you're problematic in some way. Fair. Free Britney.

Are we on the free Britney shit? Leave Britney alone. Bey or Britney Spears? I'm definitely not. Does your girlfriend need to get freed? I think she's fine. Hey, we get it, dude. You've got a girlfriend.

She's doing great. It's Britney, bitch. You guys hear about that one? It's Bey, bitch. It's Bey, bitch. You guys hear about that one? It's bae, bitch. It's bae, bitch. Have y'all noticed that the place that owns this building, the company, they've been catering lunch and breakfast every day? What's stopping me from grabbing a bag of breakfast tacos off the bar?

I've been saying it. The other day, we were here, and I came back to the office later in the afternoon, and there was two pizzas still sitting there that no one touched. And I'm like, you're just wasting this. I got a free veggie wrap from them one time. But like in the morning, sometimes you walk in there and there's like 150 breakfast tacos sitting there. And I'm like, are they going to know

if I take 10% of these? They had a mountain of T-Dell tacos the other day. Do you think morale's okay? Like why are they catering so many lunches? Dude, that's such a startup morale boosting move. Like they had to let go of some people. I don't know if this is true or not, but if they did, it's like, hey, look.

Yeah, we got rid of Todd, but we got tacos. Breakfast taco. I need to be clear about something regarding companies with bad morale that might be struggling financially. T-Man and I in that viral video that he posted on Twitter yesterday, we were working. You guys were crushing it that day. That ship shot that I did was for an ad. Oh, really? Yeah, so just putting it that day. That chip shot that I did was for an ad. Oh, really? Yeah, so just putting it out there.

Was that for Twisted Tees? It was for John Daly, whatever. Hard seltzer. Were you putting together a highlight clip for Dude Perfect? Maybe. What blew my mind is that T-Man and I, in front of the C-Suite when they were having their meetings every afternoon, we would play two games of FIFA back-to-back, and no one ever said a word to us about how we were playing in hours. Morale, baby.

Yeah. I played Golden Tee at least one round every day, and those rounds are not short. Remember when you were good at that game? You cared. You gave a shit. Dude, I was so good. You could have been somebody.

If it was 345. You could have been a contender. If it was 345, I was hopping on Slack, and I could already see T-Man typing to me just saying, want a game? Dude, T-Man's reaction when you made that chip is just so like, huh. He knew he had to be nonchalant about that because if he would have gone crazy about it, it wouldn't have been as good as it was. That's so Trevor.

Dude, he's so chill. Who's Trevor? That's T-Man's actual name, Dylan. Oh. So you know I played golf with him a few months back up in the D? Not at his bachelor party, though, that we weren't invited to. a few months back up in the D not at his bachelor party though he decided to show up in our hometown so he showed up

he had some pants on that were some joggers they were pretty tight but they looked good I would wear them my buddy whose course we were playing at had just met him on the range and like 30 seconds later he goes hey man there i

don't know if they're gonna let you play with those baseball pants on not even that funny of a joke sorry tims but and t-man just t-man just didn't even react like t-man just goes huh and i was like oh this is this is frosty it's a frosty let's go did t-man hit into him he played with us oh okay so t-man did not hit into him and then we got to the eighth hole, and the bridge was being worked on, and they wouldn't let us cross, so we had to skip like four holes. It just feels like that's something they should tell you before you're ready. Very cool. I thought so.

Very cool. Especially when it's a semi-private club. I mean, it's not like a nice one or anything. No offense. It was a semi? We played on a semi. So stupid. Too fast, too furious.

Dude, these damn Nats. What's the deal? Are they doing well? Are they leading their division? Randy gave you an unsolicited White Sox update. I don't know why it was directed toward you. I guess division. Yeah, Randy is a fan of one of the best teams out there,

the Chicago White Sox, in terms of record. And, you know, I'm a fan of a team that has been in the absolute shitter for the past however many seasons. Many. And he comes in and he's like, hey, FYI, dude, the White Sox are atop the division. Like, sick, man. Oh, cool.

And it was clear how he presented that information to you that he hasn't been following it. It was like he just saw it on, like, a tweet. He's like, hey, oh, well, the White Sox are first. He said it weird. Like, what, first in the AL? I hate you, Randy. In their division?

In the entire? He's just a big AJ Pierzynski guy, which makes me sick. Former Ranger great for a season or two. He was one of the most hateable. I loved how he was a classic liked him on my team guy. No. Guy stunk. He was a good locker room guy, a good glue guy.

I don't know if that's true. Did he do something offensive? What was his thing? I know he was a dickhead. He was like a super chach. One of these super chach guys you hear about. Super chach. Yeah, like you read about.

I heard he would leave voice notes on his teammates' wives' cell phones that just said, I'm trying to bust, I'm trying to cum. Why would he do that? Don't do that. He's a bad dude. That's rude. notes on on his teammates wives cell phones that just said well what do you do that do that dude that's rude the bad man we can do that sing it like that too mm-hmm something tells you he does it that's it's credit to AJ piercingski he does have the voice of an angel I'm trying to thank you Cole camp yeah thank you Cole thank you, Cole. Thank you, Cole. I think with that, I think we can get some programming notes out of the way.

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And shit like that I can pull one up Oh yeah We do a worst of on Tuesday Dylan mentioned that off the rip Friday we do Oh no I guess Thursday Thursday we do the voicemails

Ooh Thursdays Some controversy about that But I think weicemails. Ooh, Thursdays. Some controversy about that, but I think we're going to stick with Thursdays for now. You're not allowed to do controversy just to be crystal clear. Yeah, you can't. It sucks when you do it. Why not? Because you're a poser.

I'm not a poser. You don't have a team. You're not watching La Liga like me. Okay, listen. Patreon. Tuesday. Worst up. Just said that.

Yesterday was an all-timer. We got the dick saloon out of it. You said that earlier. That's where guys stop by for a little... Friday, Randy's trick shot podcast. Just a solo pod. It's him and the mic in the soundboard. Him talking about his best trick shots.

Patreon.com slash circling back podcast. Did you talk about the shop yet? Watchmedia.shop. We have a day one back of the lecture review. It said, I'd like to recommend this pod to friends, but I don't want them to know that half of my vocabulary comes from a podcast. Seems like a theme. Hey, remember when we let Dan promo Substog?

Yeah, Dan, tell them about your podcast, Substog. We couldn't have had a worse place to do a podcast in the middle of a very crowded South by event, in the middle of a great bar, Deep Betty Saloon. Everybody likes that bar, but we were just right there. That wasn't where he said that, was it? I thought that was in the studio. No, no, no. That was –

Okay. We had random – we had Alex George that day. I feel like we had somebody else. We had Dan. Wow, that's an all-star lineup. That was a shot. That sounded much ruder than I expected it to. Dan was nice enough to come in and do the pod last week.

I love Dan, but we were just making fun of his subs dog. Do you want to hear what Team Alpha Wolf Squadron said about our podcast? Yes. He said we gave him a chance to earn his business, and it said, Someone told me that actor Brett Gelman, which is the bearded dude from Arnie Palmy Alert from The Other Guys. Hangover? Daniel Craig, which I think is Dave over here, and then Sam Horrigan. I don't know who that is.

Sam Horrigan? Yeah, you can Google that because that's definitely you. Nah, the Horrigan trail. We're doing a pod together. He said, I thought it was an odd combo, but I decided to give it a listen. Here I am listening after three years, even though the old producer blew my eardrums out when he would dunk aluminum cans into the trash. 9.5 out of 10 dilly dogs.

I'm not sure why we didn't get 10 out of 10. Will, I got some insight on Sam Horrigan. Yeah, what about him? Who is he? Dude, he... Not only... Okay. I'm trying to find some recent ones.

Will you spell Horrigan for me? He was Val in the Disney movie Brink. Oh, this is perfect. He was Spike in Little Giants. Yeah, this is perfect. This is a really good reference. And Quentin in the hit TV show Grace Under Fire, which I did used to watch. Dude, you should have just stopped.

I didn't have you as a Grace Under Fire guy. I did, man. I used to have a weird crush on her. She was a little giant. She wasn't. No, dude. That's all I needed. Him and, what was his name in Brink?

Val. He was perfect in Brink. He was the best villain ever. When he did the look up before the race and he just stared at Brink, it was the most intimidating thing I've ever seen. He did the look up before the race, and he just stared at Brink. It was the most intimidating thing I've ever seen. His modern photos, or recent ones, he looks like... That is a square jaw.

What is this guy? Oh, well, the soul patches. The soul patches just sleaze. Is this the deepest V you've ever seen? He does not need to have it. That's Chachbag Johnny Knoxville. What's he doing? Oh, that's too much.

This guy's okay, right? He's not in trouble? What was the connection to this guy's username?bag Johnny Knoxville. What's he doing? Oh, that's too much. This guy's okay, right? He's not in trouble? What was the connection to this guy's username? I don't know. He was Team Alpha Wolf Squadron. Okay. It's tight. He was a force on the football field, though.

He's only 39. Go to patreon.com slash circlingbackpodcast. We're dropping voicemails tomorrow. Can we hear from our friends over at Honey? Honey. Uh-huh, Honey. Oh, yeah. That's a song.

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What you got for me today? Sometimes you don't have anything. It's such a treat having that up in the corner of my screen. I know. Because thanks to Honey, manually searching for coupon codes, it's a thing of the past. You don't have to go to those sites where it says, like, oh, sign up, and you might have one that works.

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Think about that. Just the other day, it saved me $15 while we were sitting here in the studio. Dude, it saves me money all the time. I coughed some sneeze. Now you can finally pay me that $15 you owe me. I got 25% off my tux at my wedding. It made things a lot easier on the budge. Are you shitting me?

Yeah. No, I'm not. This is straight facts, Dylan. Those are facts? Big facts. Very cool. All you have to do is you imagine that you're shopping on one of your favorite sites, and when you check out, the Honey button drops down, and all you have to do is click Apply

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I like that. Oh, man, that's good, Dave. Hell yeah, Dave. Can we talk about some liquor? You have Dylan's attention. You ever heard of Atomic? I was waiting for that. A-T-O-N-I-K.

Tell me more. No. I'll say this. If liquid death didn't already exist as a seltzer, this vodka made in Chernobyl would take care of that. Okay. Vodka made with apples grown near Chernobyl seized in Ukraine is the headline. They had 1,500 bottles of atomic vodka that had been bound for the U.K. but are now in the hands of Kiev prosecutors.

The booze company says it's made vodka. Yeah, grown with apples near the Chernobyl exclusion zone. Do you fuck with this? It was deemed unsuitable for agricultural purposes due to the heavy metals found in the soil. That's fucking sick. What happens if you go to a bar and you order an atomic liquid death? Okay, obviously the— I don't want to know.

I'll tell you that. That's the LDS. Their branding is kind of like, you know, radiation-esque with the atomic thing, right? So they're trying to, like, go with that as opposed to just, you know— Radiation. You could have played it off as— No farming. Right, right. It's good, David. I'm trying to drink. I'm trying to go with that as opposed to just, you know, you could have played it off as some. Radiation, no farming. Right, right.

It's good, David. I'm trying to drink. I'm trying to die. No one's doing that. It's an apple spirit. Wait, I didn't know you could make vodka with apples. Did you? Yeah, I did, actually.

Have you ever held your tongue and tried to say the word apple? Don't touch your tongue like that. Apple. They're clean, don't they? Dude. Oh, my God.'t touch your tongue like that. Apple. They're clean, dog. Oh my God, he just said asshole. Sorry. Apple. Oh, man.

I don't like seeing people grab their own tongue. I'll grab your tongue. Get over here. Sometimes I try to grab Rosie's when she's yawning. Oh, yeah, I do that too. It's fun. It's kind of mean. Yeah.

It's like, I'm just trying to get a yawn off. What's your problem? Stella's hanging up the side of her mouth. Dude, dog yawning is so funny funny especially when they make a little noise so funny dog yawns instagram account i do numbers did y'all really know you could use apples to make vodka yes you can make vodka out of anything dude you can make a vodka out of a potato well everyone knows that david doesn't sound. Well, everyone knows that, David. Doesn't sound like you did. Everyone knows that.

Have you never had banana vodka? No. I've had banana liquor before. I don't know if it was vodka, though. But it was probably rum. It was really good. Pretty recently. I remember being like, dang.

I left a banana in Parks' lunchbox for too long, and it started to ferment, and it smelled like heavy alcohol alcohol it was crazy way to go dummy yeah i had to get it didn't you have a banana in your pocket the other day uh-huh is it ferment or ferment i say ferment ferment ferment ferment you know you can make vodka from a cum clot what quad i'm trying to i'm trying to come quiet i'm trying to come quiet okay you dylan's dylan ruined this before the podcast are you serious now i'm worried that i What quad? I'm trying to come quad. I'm trying to come quad. I'm trying to come quad. Okay. Dylan ruined this before the podcast. Dude, are you serious? Now I'm worried that I shouldn't have put this on the board at all.

You don't have to mash the button. I know it's enticing. Can you hit it once for me? One more time? Just for now. I'm trying to buzz. I'm trying to come. Jessica Simpson, dude.

Why did they seize the vodka? Because it's radioactive. I don't think that's why. I think it has something to do with the stream of commerce. I think they're exercising a little caution, Dave. You know, there is a very, very unstable relationship between Russia and Ukraine. It says it seems that they are accusing us of using forged Ukrainian excise stamps. I don't know what that means, but it doesn't make sense since the bottles are for the U.K. market

and clearly labeled with valid U.K. stamps. So there's something amiss here. There's a conspiracy, a bruin. I'm an idiot, so Chernobyl's in Ukraine. I didn't know that. It'll all be Russia soon if we don't know something about it. It says here that a team of British and Ukrainian scientists worked on the artisanal spirit using slightly radioactive ingredients, which said they showed no measurable radioactivity after it was distilled.

Do you think this is what they were serving at the World Bartending Championships? It's possible. It's possible. We did have that girl from Cyprus. She crushed it. Although the next line, it says, any chemist will tell you when you distill something, impurity stay in the waste product, Smith said.

I don't even know what that means. What does that mean? It means you can't fully get rid of it, right? Because there's always going to be some remnant radioactive waste. So if I drink, say I want to go up to the bar and I want to get a vodka soda made with Atomic. How many Atomics can I have before I start glowing? It's hard to say.

Whatever happened with the Chernobyl dogs? Here's what I'm saying, though. If I want to make vodka out of apples, I'm probably going to get my apples from somewhere that's not right next to a historic nuclear disaster. I gave my apples down in Washington. That doesn't sound as good. I'm sorry. It doesn't have the kick.

Where do apples grow the dopest? Really? Northern Michigan's got some good apples. Dude, do you not apple pick with Bay? Not yet, man. In cuffing season? What kind of apples do you get? I bet you get such terrible apples. Dude, do you not apple pick with bae? Not yet, man. In cuffing season? What kind of apples do you get? I bet you get such terrible apples.

Dude, I fuck with jazz apples quite a bit. Kind of heavy. Really? I do like jazz apples. Kind of heavy? Yeah. I think more people should like Granny Smith apples. I'm not saying they're the best, but I do like a good Granny Smith apple.

Any apple that has the red and the orangish tint? Those are what I fuck with. The top apple-producing states are Washington, New York, Michigan, California, Pennsylvania, and Virginia, which produced over 83% of the nation's 2001 crop apple supply. So this is an old study. It's only two decades old, which I'm glad I'm reading that now. And Ukraine, of course. Do you remember the vodka company? It wasn't a vodka company. It was just a liquor company. Hideous Liquor, Dylan? And Ukraine, of course. Do you remember the vodka company?

It wasn't a vodka company, just a liquor company. Hideous Liquor, Dylan? Oh, yeah. Of course I do. What was Hideous? That sounds really familiar. It was these guys. We've probably told this story, but it's just guys, some UT frat dudes. They started a liquor company.

Oh, is this what H-bombs were stemmed from? Allegedly, yeah. That's what made me think of it, H-bombs. bombs were yes from allegedly yeah that's what made me think of as H bombs but apparently they developed it in the in the house the the fraternity house that was with how they built it they would just show up they'd choke to like some of our fraternity beings like hey we're gonna have a tab tonight all right go drink some H bombs but it was hideous liquor mm-hmm mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Atomic's a good name. Especially if it's radioactive. Radioactive.

Yeah, we know the song, Dylan. Yeah, we were waiting. I'd like to not imagine dragons right now. What do you call a radioactive martini, Will? You didn't prep me for this. I'm sorry. I need to be prepped for this. You're right.

It sounded like I was telling a joke and I had something, but I didn't. I thought you were about to rock our worlds with a punchline there. Dude, my at-home martini game right now could not be stronger than it is. I'm making some of the best martinis in Austin. Are you, though? I am. I truly am, Dylan. Why don't you invite your boy over for one?

You could have stayed for one when you came over with your pizza, but you just kind of dipped out real quick. The pizza that the company paid for? Mm-hmm. I forgot that Dylan bought, like, had a pizza party on the company drive and didn't invite us. The company did not buy that pizza.

You had a pizza party without us. I did notice some charges that showed his pizza. I'm going to reimburse the company. I noticed some Chuck E. Cheese charges. Did you? No, you didn't. Did you let your son have the company card? Are you laundering money through a pizza restaurant

in Austin, Texas? Yes, I am. Are you trying to clean money? I'm trying to clean. Nope. You're going to get muted soon, and Dave and I are just going to do it. Please don't mute me. No, you might get put in timeout.

This might be like PTI. No, not PTI. That other stupid show. Around the horn. If you found out that you were going to have to drink some vodka from Chernobyl, and it was going to come from the soil in the exclusion zone, and that's where they find the heavy metal in the soil, which band would you want to be playing in said soil?

Which heavy metal band? I'll give you A, Slipknot, B, Pantera. C, Iron Maiden. D, Nine Inch Nails. Not heavy metal, but I'll allow it. They're not? More industrial, bro. You know? A little electronic.

Trent Reznor, though. Shut up, dude. Dude, music snob Dave. Yeah. Full force. What's your favorite Nine Inch Nails song? Oh, I can't name a single one. I can name a single song of any band you just named. I'm sorry.

I never went through a Nine Inch Nails phase. I had their CDs, but they weirded me out. Well, Trent Reznor's just a scary looking dude. You want a Grammy or something? No, I think he's a super talented dude. He is. I know, he is weird looking. When were they big? 89, 94, 97

when their stuff came out? Me seeing that, seeing Trent Reznor was on the same level as seeing Marilyn Manson and stuff. I was like, dude, that's an intimidating guy. Woodstock, the mud – during the muddy part of it. Their entire set was just covered in mud. That's like – I feel like that entire Woodstock was just muddy. Yeah.

Would you do a shot of Atomic right now if it was put in front of you? Yes. Everybody knows the rules, yeah. Yes. Just one shot? Yeah, I would for sure. I think one's going to be good. One's fine.

It says on the label, like straight up, this is from the exclusion zone next to Chernobyl. But then it goes on to say that it's actually safe to drink this particular spirit. Is it Chernobyl? Is that right? I don't know. Chernobyl? You said it with confidence as if we've been saying it wrong. He's done this a couple times throughout this segment,

and I've been wondering this entire time if I've been saying it correctly. I've said Chernobyl my entire life. It probably is Chur. I don't know. What was the show on HBO? Chernobyl. Really well done. It got some miniseries noms for some big awards.

The dude from Mad Men won for it, didn't he? It's pronounced Mad Men. Mad Men. Yes, he did win. That guy's a great actor. He's really good. Yeah, I was pretty, I mean, spoiler alert, I was pretty devastated when he died in Mad Men. Yeah, it wasn't the greatest.

I never finished that show. I watched every episode except for the finale. I would try this. I've done that. You did that with something else californication as well i finally watched the californication finale but i don't know why i just didn't really want i wanted to like set up the perfect opportunity to watch the madman finale because i was just really into that show and i never did it and i just kind of forgot that the finale even existed

and then everyone did the screenshot of don draper meditating on that cliff and i was like that was a featured image on pgP a number of times. Yeah. For like corporate wellness bullshit and stuff. Probably. PGP is just humming right now. Check the chart beat. I'll tell you it was chart beat.

Yeah. It was way cooler than Google analytics. It was addictive. Chart beat was just no bullshit. Didn't get you the next gen stats. It was way cooler than Google Analytics. It was addictive. Chartbeat was just no bullshit. It didn't get you the next-gen stats. It was just, hey, here's how many people are on your site, and here's a cool little graph. You pub something and tweet it out and just go watch.

Retweet it from all the accounts. Watch this. Watch this. Hey, hey, hey. Check Chartbeat. Click. Click. We had it up on the big screen in the bullpen. That was tight for a minute. Everybody's just raising the roof. Click. Click. We had it up on the big screen in the bullpen.

That was tight for a minute. Everybody's just raising the roof. Yeah. Then we realized, we made the decision that it was too expensive. Chart B? Yeah. It might have been. We had to get rid of it. I was like, cool. Was Google Analytics free? I said that. Yes, and it sucks.

It doesn't suck. It registered totally different. The numbers were so different from chart B. If I had a column and nobody read it, like a number of my columns, I would just be like, Google Analytics is fucked up, man. Google Analytics is messed up. What's going on? There's only 20 people on this. What's going on?

Dude, something's wrong. That was the one. Hey, something's not right. Is there a broken link somewhere? Like, what's going on? No, I think the i think the suffix we put on the on the trackable link i think it was messed up on this one so it's not operating with google analytics is there is there a cookie on there or uh have you ever not accepted

cookies imagine not accepting cookies what when you accept cookies what does that even mean i did it all for the cookies. It's at the point where it's like just everyone's accepting these cookies. No one goes to a website and they're like, God damn it. I don't want to accept these fucking cookies. I'm out. I'm like the cookie monster of the internet, dude. Just accepting all of them.

You're just stacking cooks. Yeah. There's not a cookie I won't accept. Come on into the cookie saloon. Got the best damn cookies around. Don't do it, dude to you guys want to come in for a shot and a cookie a shot and a cookie no one's ever sold those two things together oh man i hate it fresh batch right out of the oven i don't hate it come try our new atomic vodka radioactive got my apples from Chernobyl.

And a cookie. Chernobyl. And a cookie. This stuff will hurt you so awful. We got them. What's your favorite cookie? Dude, it's peanut butter, and it's not even close. And mine are not dry.

I was going to say, so after you eat your peanut butter cookie and you have no saliva left in your mouth because they're so fucking dry, then what's your favorite cookie? Who's been making those sorry-ass peanut butter cookies all your life, man? I want my martini with vodka made from soil that has the banned saliva playing in it, and it's just click, click. That's weird. That's a weird request. What's your favorite cookie, David? Oatmeal. Well, I like something with no sugar.

I like a... No, I like... I've been doing chocolate chip. You guys heard of it? Basic, yes. Yeah, we're real traditional. Have you guys ever had the... Real traditional around here.

The protein brownie microwavable thing from Trader Joe's? Yeah, it's not bad. I had one the other day for the first time, and I was absolutely shocked by how good it was. Dude, they're good. Also, shout out to all my soup dumpling people out there that went and got the

Trader Joe's soup dumplings per my recommendation because those things are absolutely torch. All your dumpers? Mm-hmm. I like that. Shout out to my dumps.

Dumps like a truck. What? What? Dimes like what? What's Cisco up to these days? You gotta think he's cranking out more hits. You think he's just cranking? Cisco's doing more than cranking, I can tell you that.

I mean, there's probably a little bit of that going on. Cranking out hits. That's what I'm saying. What's he worth? $820,000. No, that's wrong. I'm going to say $5.8 million. He has one song. It's the thong song. It's the song that defined going to say $5.8 million. He has one song.

It's the thong song. It's the song that defined a generation. In the last 12 years. Nobody was talking thongs until Cisco. What's he worth? I said $5.8. This says, see, Dave is very close. This says $6 million, but I don't know if I believe that.

How many residuals is he getting? It's not good when you type in Cisco on Google. One of the first things that comes up is, what is Cisco doing now? Yeah, it's never a good sign. Making routers. Okay. Whatever they do.

He was in Drew Hill, though. Yeah, he got all the shine there. Let me see that You can say thong You've said worse We've done cum jokes for an hour Yeah we're 33 minutes and 10 seconds into this podcast And we've made a cum joke every minute of this podcast

You're supposed to be the mature one on the pod I'm trying man I'm trying Guess where he lives now We're laughing at Dick's loon for the last 24 hours I'm gonna say North Austin I'm trying. Guess where he lives now. I'm laughing at Dick's Loon for the last 24 hours. I'm going to say North Austin. I'm going to say Destin, Florida. Maple Grove, Minnesota.

Oh, yeah. No one had that. He's originally from Baltimore, Maryland. He's only 42 years old. I looked up how old Johnny Knoxville was earlier, and he was 50. I would have put them around the same age. Let me see. We know the song, Dylan.

Wish you wouldn't go dun-dun-dun. Baby. Yeah, his last thing. Great video. That song is really good. Really good. This thing right here. Guys talk about dun-dun-dun-dun-dun.

When you heard that, you knew your chinos, you're going to have to change those. It'd have to be a problem. Friction burns. He was on Nick Cannon Presents Wild and Out at season 15, episode 12. I'm surprised you guys didn't see that. Does he still have the platinum hair?

Hard to say. You're a big Wild and Out guy, right Dylan? You love Nick Cannon. Big Nick Cannon guy, yes. So talented. Not married to Mariah anymore, right? I'm pretty sure he only married Mariah just so he could say that he married Mariah. You said wearing those turbans around, huh?

He gets fits off. I don't know if they're fits that I can get off personally. Is it a turban? I think there's probably a different name for it. Is that an insensitive term? I really don't know if there are fits that I can get off personally. Is it a turban? I think there's probably a different name for it. Is that an insensitive term? I really don't know. I don't know that I've seen. I don't know what his headwear game looks like.

He's been wearing some stuff on his head lately. He's been doing some hat things. He wraps his head in a cloth thing. He does a wrap. Is it not a turban? I don't know. He's a rapper. If what I said was offensive, I do apologize.

I'm going to claim ignorance on this. You should just apologize for the entire pod. Yeah. No. Apologize for your performance. Other than that little hiccup there, I've been on fire. I'm just – I'm Steph from the corner right now. That one wasn't your fault.

You got a bad pass and the shot clock was like two seconds. You had to take a bad one. I had to shoot it. This is the second episode in a row that you've talked about being wet from the corner. Is the corner your spot on the court? Is that where you want to rock the most? I was more of an elbow guy okay me too me too not me top of the key corners always scare me he's cocky the trail can't catch me on that trail three the the view from the corner because you got you got no backboard behind you just a little bit if you miss

from the elbow like you're shorter you're not gonna be it's not as bad of a miss as if you miss from the corner and you hit the side of the backboard. Oh, that's the worst. Because that's like everyone just laughs at you. But if you miss from the elbow, like it's not that big a deal. Right, right. Yeah, just get the board. Just crash.

Follow your shot. That's something you don't do. You're right. You shoot and just start backing up. You're at half court by the time your shot even hits the rim. I crash the boards. When your J is as wet as mine and you make like 80% from the field, you don't – you get –

Really, it's a really good number. You shoot 80% from three. 80. do not fall. Really, it's a really good number. You shoot 80% from three. 80. A lot of high percentage shots. Yeah. I don't know why I didn't get recruited. I'm surprised you didn't.

I don't either, man. In high school, could you dunk from the free throw line and stuff? I could dunk, but not from the free throw line. We've seen what happens. Okay, yeah. As a 34-year-old man, I could still grab or anything. I couldn't dunk in high school. Why don't you calm down over there, boss?

It says a lot that you talked about how you could dunk for so long, and the first time you tried on camera for us, you broke something. I didn't try to dunk, though. I just tried to grab rim, which I did. When you turn into my neighborhood, there's about an 8-foot hoop. Will, can you touch the net? My hoops! Touch the net on it.

And I'm like, I just want to pull over and just go throw one down on it. You couldn't even dunk on 8 feet. Oh, I could. I've been wearing weighted shoes around so that I can get my vertical up. You have? Mm-hmm. That's sick, dude. Those newbies you got?

Yeah. They've got little inserts in them? I got some lead inserts. Not very comfortable. Will's just doing box jumps at the gym. Yeah. When I used to work out with Klein at Lifetime, he's a box jump guy. And I always felt like someone's making fun of me right now watching me do these.

Someone's like, oh, what's this guy training for? And they're right. Great workout, man. They're right. Is Klein still working out in his back alley? No, I think he works out at the team facility, which is tight. He just texted us a few minutes ago asking if we're available next weekend. And I got really bad news for Klein.

I couldn't be less available than I am next weekend. He's going to be devastated. He'll be out of town, man. Yeah, sorry. Don't ruin this weekend in fun, dude. Come on. What's your problem? What an idiot.

Can we talk about bison coolers real quick? Oh, you'd never ask. I know. I like bison. Bison are actually one of the sickest animals out there. I'll tell you what. Dave likes bison coolers so much that he has hoarded all of them for himself. It's one cooler.

If there's one thing that I want, it's a bison cooler or a bison cooler tumbler, and you're just hoarding them right now, and it's killing me. I don't want your problem. I've been finding myself surfing their site just being like, oh, man, I would love this in my possession right now, but Dave just keeps forgetting to bring them in. Selfish ass.

This is a family-owned business operated and based in Texas. Hey, man. Hometown heroes. Hey, man. Thank you for coming by. Here's a cooler. You ever heard of American-made hard and soft coolers? I think I have, yeah.

They used to call you the soft cooler back in the day. I don't remember that. These are leak-proof stainless steel drinkware. Leak-proof, Dylan. Yeah. Dude, I love it when my shit doesn are leak-proof, stainless steel drinkware. Leak-proof, Dylan. Yeah. Dude, I love it when my shit doesn't leak. Yeah, hard RT. Chris Leak over here.

You said hard RT? Yeah. As in retweet? Yeah. I don't like when things leak either. No one's doing that. Why? Dude, I cannot wait for you guys to get a hold of the Tumblr, David.

The Tumblrs, yeah. I would really love for that to happen at some point. I can't wait. You're going to like the way you look. I guarantee it. All I've been doing is waiting. I've been just making drinks. I've been making atomic lemonades at home.

Really? They have a 25-quart one, a 50, a 75, and then they've got the 125-quart bison cooler, Gen 2, by the way. That's the one they sent. I've actually been sleeping in it. You guys have got to go to their website and look at the pictures of their different sizes

because they use a man for scale. He's holding each side of the cooler as it just keeps getting bigger and bigger. It's kind of funny, but also helpful at the same time. It actually is very helpful. Yeah. I could see Dylan being like, I could carry the biggest one, like, no problem.

Oh, I could. There it is. Randy's got the image. Look at Randy. Look at that guy. Dude. This is a guy. Like, the 150-quart, like, that's a big boy.

I'm rocking with Mark. For sure. I'm rocking with probably the 75-quart. That's probably more than I need. I think the 50 is good for just, like, you know, chilling on a porch somewhere. But if you're trying to go somewhere and really bring some cold beers, maybe some cold meats and things like that, you've got to get that 75 and just turn it up.

But if you're going to take down an elk and you need to get that meat on ice real fast, 150. I've got to say the 25 one, I'm going, I've got to start at 50 because the 25 one just looks so, like this dude, this is a big dude I think. Yeah. It looks so tiny in his hands, but it's not. It's 25 quarts. No, but if you're trying to go out to the golf course or something and sneak beers out there the

25 is perfect for that what if you're going poolside dave think about it no dude i'm not me dude i've i drink as much man i'm bringing the 75 oh my god wow you're gonna show up to my pool with a 75 quart dave you brought a hundred uh busy hard seltzer yeah dave why do you have so many busy there's like three of us here. She's not even drinking. If you guys want to get into the Bison Cooler game, use promo code WASHED to receive a free Slim Can Cooler. And any purchase over $50.

And free shipping on order is over $50 as well. Slim thick with your cute ass. Imagine not having a Slim Can. Dude, a Slim Can? That's perfect for our Vizzys. Yeah. Done deal. Wow, match made in heaven. Can we do something that we should have done yesterday,

even though we were doing a worst-of episode? Yeah, yeah. Spaghetti girl. Oh, she's from the homeland. Oh! She's not. The tweet that you linked, this media has been disabled in response to a report by the copyright owner.

Very cool. Are you kidding me? They disabled it? Yeah. Dude, that means this girl is getting roasted so hard that she decided. This is a new thing. That's wild. And then whoever tweeted it linked to the Facebook video.

I'm not clicking that. I will not click that. I just clicked the Facebook one. I don't go on the book. Everybody knows that. If y'all haven't seen this, this is someone saying how to make spaghetti for a large group of people. And what she does, I don't know if this is how Bae makes her spaghetti,

Dylan. You'd have to confirm that. I can confirm Bae does not make her spaghetti on a tabletop. Is this Bae in the video? That's not Bae. Does Bae have a shirt that says plant lady on it? No. Not that I'm aware of. The nice young lady in this video who seems to be getting unfairly skewered on the internet because this is the perfect way to make spaghetti.

Unfairly or fairly. She's dumping a bunch of prego from like... Prego. From what? These are from Costco, right? These aren't just your grandma's size. These are the big boy size. This is the 75 quart Prego.

So plant lady has plenty of meatballs. She dumps some of the worst looking meatballs onto this. I don't even know. These are like turkey meatballs, which I don't really fuck with. Why not? Because I'm all beef baby. It's a little too lean for me. They used to call me the beef boy.

I need a little fat in my meatball. Thank you, David. She does the powdered Parmesan cheese. What's your favorite way to eat Parmesan cheese? Do you like the powdered stuff or do you like the strands? I'll fuck with both, but I'm a strand guy. I gotta go strands as it's the only way I can enjoy spaghetti. But if you're doing butter noodles, you have to use the powdered stuff so you can make

it really dry in your mouth. Every kid knows what I'm talking about. These meatballs don't look that bad. Enjoy spaghetti. But if you're doing butter noodles, you have to use the powdered stuff so you can make it really dry in your mouth. Yeah. Every kid knows what I'm talking about. These meatballs don't look that bad. Is this the same young lady who made the nachos? Coming from you. No, see, the nachos are what started this whole trend of just people getting like a picnic table, covering it in a trash bag, and then just dumping a bunch of nachos on it. She didn't even use a trash bag, right?

No, she is definitely staining these nice counters that she has. And I don't know what she's doing. I don't know if it's courts. This puts out vibes of like tries to look expensive, but it's not actually expensive. So she just has like 30 friends over and they all eat off the same tabletop. How does this work? Who's throwing spaghetti at people like this? Is she just wasting all this food or are people going to eat this shit?

I don't know. You're a dead-ass plant lady. I am not going to. I don't endorse wasting all this food. I knew that this was i knew this video was polarizing when i saw okay i just never mind i just clicked on my notifications and someone treats i gotta say a vice headline got a question who will eat your food i'm trying to eat. I'm sorry to any relatives I have out there.

They don't even know what was just said. True. We did just get a Vice headline submitted to us that just says, Judge has no patience for Buttfucker 3000 in Zoom court. Okay. I saw that. Yeah. I'm not sure what that means. I'm going to say real.

Look, somebody better go to the plant latest house and eat her that's gonna stain it's reckless man that is the big boy prego she dude yeah that's costco only you can't get that at your at your mom and pop grocery store she's uh what if they remade goodfellas and when they show up after with a dude in the trunk at uh joe pesci's mom's place and she starts cooking for them? This is what she does. She just starts pouring Prego on the countertop. She'd be swimming with the fishes if she tried to do that. She didn't even like – I always doctor up the homemade – or sorry, the prepackaged spaghetti sauce.

What do you mean? I always add spices and stuff to it. Mushrooms? I put some psilocybin in there. Just get real crazy. Straight up, this is enough to feed 20-plus people. Yeah, maybe she's having a party, Dylan. She's having a spaghetti party.

Sometimes people party. Maybe they're vaccinated. I'm concerned about all this food getting ate up. I'm more concerned about our countertops. I don't understand why you would do this to your countertops and not lay something down first. Or why don't you just get a pot and just make a bunch of spaghetti? Yeah, spaghetti is actually, Dylan, as you'll'll attest to one of the easier things to prepare y'all heard about spaghetti yeah why are you shitting on base base cooking i have not tried

she's not giving me the gift of spaghetti yet well just wait buddy i'm waiting just wait there's vomit on my sweater already bay spaghetti i don't understand why we never got an actual answer to whether or not mushrooms are standard practice in spaghetti sauce or not. Only cordyceps. I don't know what a cordyceps is. No, don't put, no. Just don't. Randy, since we have your Twitter account pulled up, can we just go to your DMs real quick and just rifle through those?

Oh, yes. Don't do it. Don't do it. That's going to be awkward. Oh, he said no. He could not have gotten that browser window off faster. Uh-huh. Yeah.

How many DMs do you get, like, on a weekly basis? He shakes his head no. It wasn't a yes or no question. He said no. Hey, when's Randy's last day? Working here? Yeah. Yeah, I think he confirmed works for Dude Perfect now.

But he said he wanted to put us two weeks in, but I said, well, go ahead and waive that. You can just go ahead and leave whenever you're ready. That's cool. Yeah. Waived your non-compete. Yeah. We wish you well, man. What if Randy actually left to go work for Dude Perfect and we enforce a non-compete on him?

Dude Randy? And then Dude Perfect's like, what? Who are these guys? Here, just take 10 grand, whatever it is. Hashtag's like, these are my buddies. They live in Austin. They do this stupid podcast. Did Hashtag have to explain that to Tyler and the boys? They didn't see this video.

Tyler and the boys, they know who he is. Hey, who's Randy? Yeah, who's this guy swearing at a desk in the middle of a Twitch room? I think Randy could have gotten the job if it wasn't for Dave swearing in the video. That's my bad. I made that unshareable, as I often do. Poor Randy.

Hey, look. His DMs must have something in it because he could not have gotten that Mozilla off the screen faster. Yeah, his DMs are trying to bust right now. He's a Firefox guy. I'm a Star Fox guy. What's your browser of choice? Slippy, look out.

Okay. You know I'm fucking with Safari. Are there people still using Chrome? I'm Safari on my phone, Chrome on Lappy. I actually am Chrome on my Lappy, too. Me, too. I don't know why. Chrome on the phone just sucks.

Yeah, I agree. I don't need some third-party browser on my phone it doesn't really matter and like the ui like okay we get it you work in tech yeah it's it's like dude like whoever did their javascript coding is just it's like what what happened here r Randy hates us right now. Do they even use SQL Server? What is that? Dave's looking at Randy for validation of what I just said. Oh, my gosh. What's the deal with Spaghetti Girl?

Do we need to do one of these? Yes. What would the circling back version of this be? I think it would be us going to Matt's El Rancho and dumping a bunch of Bob on the table and then everyone just scooping it through. Oh. I would have no problem eating that with you people. But you would eat it off of a table at Matt's El Rancho?

I didn't say that. When is Matt's El Rancho opening up again? Like, what's their deal? Like, when can I get a drink inside? Oh. You mean the bar? Yeah. Hard to say.

Like, the best part of going to Matt's is having to wait for 45 minutes at the bar. They have a large patio area. How have they not structured some type of outdoor bar scene so you can actually just go get a drink outside? Because, well, they print money. They don't have to do anything. Yeah, but they're one of the most popular restaurants, not only in Austin, in Texas. Like, in terms of the actual money they bring in, they're one of the most lucrative bars, quote unquote, in the United States. Why can't I just get a drink there?

Don't make me go to like somewhere across the street and get a drink like Randy does when he's waiting for his table. The only bar across the street you don't go to. It's Gordo's. No, it's the other one. It's the Dick's Saloon. The Black Sheep Lodge? Yeah.

I'm not allowed to go there anymore. I put a personal ban on myself going to Black Sheep. There's not a Dick's Saloon across from it. But if there was, we would go. I mean, that's fair. We would absolutely go to the Dick's Saloon. Waiting on a table, I see. Last chance for some.

We get you guys a round of dicks. Or some tube steak. Some cookies. I feel like what we're talking about is in the realm of just talking about Kid Rock's Steakhouse. Do you just want to move on to the next topic of Kid Rock's Steakhouse? Yeah, it's kind of the— I know there's a story behind why it's in the news, but I just want to talk about the steakhouse. So an ad lib headline just came out today that says, Nazi slaps cops with his colostomy bag in Kid Rock's Steakhouse.

I will say this is slightly incorrect. It sounds like the guy slapped them with his colostomy bag outside of Kid Rock's Steakhouse and not actually in the steakhouse. I don't think you disrespect the kid like that. Robbie Ritchie doesn't like it when you take your colostomy bag out and hit people with it. I think a good general rule through colostomy... What's the word? Colostomy?

Colostomy bag. Just keep it concealed if you can. Don't hit people with it. Keep it on the DL. For sure. You support concealed carry? Colostomy bags, yeah. So, did you guys even know that Kid Rock had a steakhouse called Kid Rock's Big Honky Tonk and Rock and Roll Steakhouse?

You know what he should have named it, though? What? Grilling the Most. You're right. You said that before, and I was kind of bummed I didn't come up with that. Yeah, you're welcome. He has some really good drinks on here on their menu for the steakhouse. Do you want to hear one of them?

I do. One of them is called the— They serve atomic vodka. I don't see any atomic vodka on here. This is crazy. This is called the Detroit Rock City Mule, and it has no differentiation from just a regular Moscow Mule as it only has vodka, ginger beer, and lime in it.

But it's the Detroit Rock City. They have the Steve drink. I don't know who Steve is. It's his buddy. Who's the most famous Steve coming out of Nashville? Who is the little person? Rest in peace. Joe C?

Does Joe C have a drink? I don't see one. He has the Cowboy, which is sweet tea, vodka, coconut rum, vodka, peach, lemonade, sour, and Sprite. Need more sugar. What cowboy is drinking that? There's too much going on there. Come on in. If you order a Cowboy at the Dick Saloon, that is not what you're getting.

It's a little sugary. It's certainly not. What are you getting? The Devil Without a Cause is just cherry vodka, cranberry, and pineapple. See, being a Kid Rock fan myself, I feel like if I walked up and I ordered a Devil Without a Cause and I was served cherry vodka with cranberry and pineapple, I'd be a little disappointed. I thought he was all edgy and like, man, I'm just drinking Jim Beam. Yeah, these are very sugary drinks.

Yeah, there's literally one called Sugar Pie Honey Bunch, which is Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey, triple sec, sour, and Sprite. Sugar Pie Honey Bunch. I feel like that's going to get taken off the menu soon for copyright purposes. Probably. You don't think the kids got the IP rights? He didn't sub-license it? He didn't go to the proper channels?

I don't know if Kid Rock did that. They have a hot dog on the menu, Dylan. It's called the Big Ass Dog. I don't know why you're directing that at me. It's a giant hot dog with chili jalapenos and diced red onions. Honestly, it sounds pretty good. I probably wouldn't get that, but it does sound kind of good at the same time. It's just a major bummer that he doesn't have anything.

All the names of the stakes are just normal names of stakes. I feel like he missed a really good opportunity to have something good happen here. Is it better than Vince Young's Steakhouse? There's no way, dude. Vince Young's Steakhouse is good. Let's get out. Let's just say that. If you're in Austin and you can't get a res anywhere, I guess we go to Vince Young Steakhouse. It's not a gimmick steakhouse where it's like you walk in and it's like somebody throws you a football, which will be tight.

It's not. It's a legit steakhouse. They do have a wet salad. Place is good, man. Shots of EY, too. How do you not call the big-ass hot dog the all-summer schlong? Come on, dude. That's good.

I don't know if you can get away with that. Maybe with the dicks alone. If there's one person that can get away with serving a hot dog called the all-summer schlong, it's Kid Rock. Do they give you complimentary only God knows rye? Okay. That's good. That's good.

Do they? Okay. If someone slaps you in the face with their colostomy bag, is that the definition of on-site? You kind of have to wonder if, I mean, you feel bad. Okay, you have a, no, I can't say it. C-bag. Don't call it a C-bag.

Colonoscopy bag. That'sbag. Colonoscopy bag. That's not a colonoscopy bag. Fuck. This says, according to an official police report obtained by the smoking gun, a drunken man sporting Nazi face tattoos was arrested earlier this month outside Kid Rock's establishment after he pulled his colostomy bag out from his pants and smacked two Metro police officers in the face with his own shit. You know what, Will? To answer your question, no, it's not on site.

Because if the man has these facial tattoos, this man has probably done some hard time. I have a few hard and fast rules in my life, and one of them is to not fight people that have Nazi face tattoos. I would like to fight people with Nazi face tattoos. Or just not even talk to them. They don't really have anything to lose.

Yeah, I lose that battle every single time. You put out a certain vibe when you put that on your face permanently, you know? This steakhouse is a five-story, four-stage, six-bar place. Five stories, four stages, six bars. That's a lot of stages, man. It's too many stages. You know that they're not paying attention to the steaks.

There's too many. It's the shiny object, Dylan. Read a business book one time for me. He's never read the book with the shiny object Dylan read a business book One time for me He's never read the book With the shiny object Would you shut up Have you

No You didn't read the book At Grand X did you Yeah I did It took like an hour No I did read it It was a helpful book Then we didn't even talk

About the damn book That we were assigned No Joe was gone Like the next week I'm so glad we learned A whole new system Hey I think it benefited us In the long run.

Dude, what were your rocks, though? Pop rocks. Underrated? Don't be fooled by the rocks that I got. You just will from the block? Is there a cowboy ribeye, baby? It turns out, David, that there's a 36-ounce tomahawk ribeye. They have a blue cheese crusted New York strip and a char-grilled

taff chicken. Is that the ball with the blue cheese? That's good. That's good. We have fun sometimes. Not bad. Dude, our pun game's

been really good this week. Pun game? Yeah. Stupid. They have a rump roast called the American Badass. You get it? Yeah, like a rump?

Because it's a rump roast. Dave doesn't get it? Yeah, like a rump? Because it's a rump roast. Dave doesn't get it. I don't have anything else on Kid Rock Steakhouse, unfortunately. I'm sad to admit that. Let's hear from our friends over at Solo Stove. Big fan of Solo Stove's. You know life's best moments happen around a roaring fire? Think about the last time you were sitting around a fire.

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Can we do a little segment I like to call Circling Back on Circling Back? Dude. Yes. I got to pee so bad, but I'm going to power through because I'm just – Dude, what is your problem? I'm a team player. You don't think I do? Your mic's been muted this entire time anyway if you just want to go take a pee.

I'm all about this company right now. Dave, can you explain what's happened since Houston Tiger guy was in the news on Monday? Yeah, so we were somewhat – we got this the next morning after this story happened. So we were a little bit uncharacteristic. That was one of those beautiful moments when we – it actually coincides with our recording schedule. I think it kind of worked against us because we missed some key details that came out. Essentially, this man escaped the scene with his Bengal tiger.

He was on the lam, if you will, for a while. What's that mean? They found him. Turns out this man was arrested for murder a couple years ago. Murder. That's pending. He's not a murderer. He's arrested.

He was never convicted. The alleged murderer owns a tiger. Who let that happen? I think it's very easy to obtain a tiger. Who let that happen? I think it's very easy to obtain a tiger in Texas. I mean, if you have like 10 grand or something, you can obtain a tiger. Your backyard is kind of prime for it. It's really not. I have pretty standard six-foot-high residential fences, so I don't think it's...

Yeah, but how high can tigers jump? Very high. You got to think they can clear a fence. Any guesses? They can jump 12 feet. Dave? How high can they jump? I'm going to say 10 feet.

16 feet. Freak. They can dunk. They can dunk from the free throw line for sure. Oh, yeah. For sure. He previously was charged with murder in Fort Bend County for allegedly shooting and killing a man in 2017. Court documents allege he has been in multiple violations of his bond since he was first arrested for murder in 2017.

County prosecutors are trying to revoke his bond in that case, and a hearing on that motion is set for Friday. Oh, man, this guy got all the smoke. He not need this yeah this was not good spotlight on this guy with the pending murder charge uh but he's been arrested nobody knows what the tiger is we've not found the real story here he left with the tiger so he did something with the tiger i'm hoping whatever it was it was humane and really dope i hope the tiger's living somewhere real tight. Maybe he rehomed it in the jungle. Maybe he's down in the jungle right now just rehoming his tiger. I feel like there wasn't enough time to make that happen.

You don't think he's traveling internationally to rehome his tiger? Maybe he threw him on a PJ. He got like a NetJets account for the tiger? Yep. So they have him. He's with the Raging Bull guys. Wait, they have him in custody, right? I was trying to find someone's phone number the other day, and I typed in their name,

and I just had a Raging Bull guy come up, and I was like, yeah, I don't think that phone number's going to work anymore. Probably not. He's in custody, this fella? Correct. Not the tiger, though, to be clear. He's not telling the authorities where the tiger is? I'll never tell.

I'm not going to sing like a canary. What do you think I am? A canary. Oh. This is problematic. Yeah, and now Carole Baskin. Yeah, I'm glad she weighed in because everyone wants to know about what she had to say about this. Yeah, apparently there's been some laws that have been – I don't know what the story is.

She's blaming Ted Cruz. Yeah, Ted Cruz somehow caught a stray in here. Yeah, how did Ted get involved? Look, we actually have some of the audio from her interview on Fox News this morning. I don't think she was trying to bust Orkham. Why did she say that? I don't know. She's got a nice voice, though.

She said the Senate should have taken up a House-passed Big Cat Public Safety Act, which prohibits private ownership of big cats. Of course she wants that. Without reading the text of said bill, I think I support it. I don't really want it. I don't think you need to own it. No one should be owning tigers. Are you willing to say that you stand with Carole Baskin?

I stand with that bitch, Carole Baskin. In my book, she's dat bitch. Okay. Both of her ex-husbands, one of which is missing, they both have restraining orders against her, so I don't know if you want to stand with her, but that's just me. Ah, damn it, you're right. I'm not a big Carole Baskin guy.

I need to read the text. If anybody here has actually jumped into the text of this, make sure you email Dylan at washmedia.com and give him your thoughts. Just break down that bill for him. Send it in some type of Adobe format so that Dylan has to text us in order to try to figure out how to access it. Or no, Word. Send it in Word. When Dylan has to sign Dylan has to text us in order to try to figure out how to access it. Or no, Word. Send it in Word. When Dylan has to sign a PDF, it just crumples him. I can't.

I don't know how to do it. Hey, you found your Yeti. You have a pen and you're touching it to your computer screen. It's like, dude, it's not working. Every time I try to – if you can fill out a PDF and then download it to save it, all the text goes away. Tell me I'm wrong. I don't know. Maybe you need to download a plug-in.

Are you accepting too many cookies? I accept all the cookies. Where did you find your Yeti? People were clamoring for a follow-up to the tweet. It was in my car. So you accused us all of stealing your Yeti. Guess what? And it ended up being in your car.

Once I show up to this office with the new ones, the Bisons. Bye. Bye, son. Bye. That was good. See what he did? I do. Bye, son. Bye. That was good. See what he did? I do. Hey, other coolers.

You see what he did? Bye. Carol Baskin's right. You shouldn't have tigers. Doesn't she have tigers? She claims it's a concern. Why does she have to have these things, but we're not allowed to? Do as I say, not as I do.

Because she thinks she's helping them. She's like a rescue center for tigers. Do you own a rescue center, Will? Last time I checked, you didn't. If I did something for a living and somebody tried to kill me for what I do for a living, I would probably switch careers. That's just me. I feel like she could sell her entire compound for a pretty penny right now and just get out of there.

Should we go there? No. Fine. Yeah, no one should be owning tigers, folks. Just don't do it. Ted's going to have a viral clapback to this Carole Baskin story. Is he man enough to quote the Tiger King himself and call her the B word? I don't think Ted runs his social media, but the person who does.

No, he's not going to call her a bitch. That would be inappropriate. That would be really something if that happened. Based on Ted's recent activity, I don't know if that's out of the realm of what he would do at this point. He can't do that. He's been going off on Parler lately. Do you guys follow him on there?

Yeah. Is he on there? I don't know, probably. Should we do This Weekend in fun presented by Roback? Is that still active, Parler? We'll continue to monitor. I think that they are actually allowing Parler. I think I saw a story that they're allowing it back into the app store.

Okay. But you've had it downloaded on your phone since the first run. So you're fine. Stop. I've never been on Parler. You guys came to the right place if you're looking for a Parler. Let's do this weekend fun. Presented by Roback.

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Until I started wearing it constantly around the crib And it made it to If you watched the YouTube version Watchmedia on YouTube YouTube.com slash watchmedia You'll know that I wore it on Monday's episode And it looked absolute flames Brett was dicking around in San Diego all weekend with his hoodie, he told me.

Yeah, he dropped on by. Mm-hmm. Oh, man, they've only got one available right now, but it's still hot. It's called the Celli. Hit me on the Celli. Did Randy ever get his space on? Hard to say. That was an epic tweet from Randy.

Yeah, you crushed that, Randy. But, dude, it's moisture-wicking polo season. When we go to Micah's bachelor party in New Orleans, I'm going to be wearing these polos all around because I can just sweat through them. Moisture will not have a chance. No. And New Orleans is like the ultimate test of moisture-wicking. Dude, they've got some good-looking ones right now.

They're soupy. The Annapolis is a great-looking one. It's got 44 reviews and five stars. Think about that. Just think about that. They have one called the Lobster Man. That's what I was for Halloween this year. Don't sleep on the athletic tees as well.

You know, Dylan, I think I worry to say this, but I think a lot of Don't sleep on the athletic tees as well. You know, Dylan, I think I worry to say this, but I think a lot of people are sleeping on the athletic tees, and there might be one of the best things that they have to offer there. No offense. People to know he lifts. You know you lift, man. Cool. Backer 20 will get you 20% off, David.

They have one athletic tee called the Walk Off, and it's a deep navy color, and I have to say it's one of the sharpest looking shirts I've ever seen. The Walk Off? The Walk Off. I have the say it's one of the sharpest looking shirts I've ever seen. The walk-off? The walk-off. I have the Haymaker which is kind of this like nice blue.

It's actually very close to the circling back blue or green I mean. I wear it on the Peloton almost every single time. Hopefully you're washing it. You're supposed to wash your workout clothes?

Oh yeah, you are. I like to wear them sweaty and smelly so that I can put out Grind Boy vibes. Can I get to my weekend yet? Backer 20 for 20% off your first order over at Rowback. Dylan, what are you doing this weekend? Thank you for asking.

I have a pretty wide-open Friday. I have nothing going on, actually. So if you guys are trying to link, trying to mob, whatever, you have my cell phone number. Please hit me up. Yeah, for sure. Saturday is going to be a quiet day.

Well, I'm not going to pop bottles at the club or anything, but getting together with Bae and our kids. We're going to have a little cute little day together. Are you making spaghetti on the counter? Maybe. Maybe so. We're going spaghetti on the counter? Maybe. Maybe so. We're going to get the kids together and we're going to have fun.

Probably go to the park. If it's not raining, and it might be, we're going to go to the park. You're going to the park with parks? Stop. Stop. Whenever you pass a park, does parks just do this every single time? Every time Rhodes gets on the road, he makes the same comment. Your son is Italian now.

That's the words I've given him. Have you done 23andMe with your son? Well, not allowed to do that. I don't know. See what his genealogy is. Is he a high-performing athlete? Probably. Remember how stoked Dylan was to be that and we both were?

Have you seen his dad? Athlete. Probably. You remember how stoked Dylan was to be that and we both were? Have you seen his dad? Athlete. That's my weekend. Nothing too exciting. Good thing we rushed out of the row back read for John's awesome weekend. I'm glad you couldn't wait to get to your weekend just to say that you're not doing much this weekend. It might rain is what I gathered from that. That's good.

Do you want to link with me? Well, you're going to have to wait until I talk about my weekend. Dave, what are you doing this weekend? I got the kiddo at home, you know. Hell yeah. Yeah, man. Just swap, man. We're scrambling around.

We're making it. Dude, we all just have clones now. Clones. Yeah, I got no real plans. If somebody wants to hit me with just a late-in-the-game golf invite, I might be down. We do have a dope lunch on Friday I forgot to mention. TBD for me. Yes, there

is a dope lunch for Friday, which will be a nice kickoff to said weekend. I think I can swing it. Every time we do that lunch, it's not a good kickoff for me on the weekend. I end up just like... You've got to work out before you have the pork chop. Yeah, it just makes me feel like hell you have to you got to get a pelly in or whatever it is dylan does i'm still listed as day-to-day because of my back choppa style

pork chop yeah pork chop okay are you gonna order your pork chop choppa style from the steakhouse don't do that they're not gonna know what that means. We'll see about it. Choppa was really good on that MTV show. He was. I like Choppa. He should have gone further. Just be hanging out. I really got nothing.

And I apologize. It's very sick. You know what? I will be enjoying some hard seltzers courtesy of our friends at Vizzy. That's good.

And I might even pour them into my bison tumbler. Wow. I wish I had one. We've got a slim can koozie for it. Will, I'll come over. I'll come over, meet your son, and I'll bring you your tumbler. Thank you.

I'll bring a couple. I'll bring Sally one. I'll bring Fritz one. Perfect. You're going to save one for me? And Mark. Rocky with Mark. Rocky with Mark.

You know I tumble with Mark. Yeah, I'll save you one for sure stop what are you doing dude i got some news it's date night in austin texas on friday word yeah we got the in-laws coming over to watch watch the little, and your boy's going to step out. We got that new parent reservation time, 545. Oh, wow. Yeah, big stuff. The early bird special. Big stuff. Big food Friday for Will.

Mm-hmm, mm-hmm. So I think I'm going to go off on some Thai food, maybe some Thai fusion. Hard to say. But, yeah, that's what we're doing. And then the rest of the weekend, I don't have much going on. Probably going to watch some sports. Not much soccer left. I know you've been tracking it pretty hard, Dylan.

How'd you feel about Man U losing yesterday and screwing over Liverpool? Did you have some big takes on that? Dude, I was pretty crushed, man. Hey, what's up with Austin FC? Are they winning? They had a tough go at it last game. They were up 1-0 at halftime, and then the second half didn't go as planned. They had a red card that quickly led to two goals.

Some people are saying that the manager shouldn't have subbed on someone defensively so soon because they were just inviting the attack, and it ended up biting him in the ass. I regret asking about Austin FC, but thank you for filling us in. So if I got tickets and I offered you a free ticket to go to the game with me, you would just deny me going to an Austin FC game? Most likely, yes.

You don't back the Verde? Not really, no. I'm thinking about getting a jersey. I'll get one with you. I want a jersey. I'm thinking about getting a jersey. I'll get one with you. I want a jersey. I want the t-shirt jersey. Yeah, maybe I can't get it because they have a different sponsor on their jersey than what we have. Can I get one with a Bison cooler sponsor on it instead?

Yeah, if you get a Bison, I'll see you on the stage. Oh, let's get some custom. We'll go to Killavilla. Oh, good call. Look at that. Good throwback, dude. Dylan doesn't know about that. Dylan's got no idea, dude.

Imagine not knowing about a niche small soccer account that does Raptors. He's based in the UK. You don't even know about that. You're right. I don't. I know nothing. My guy Dave knows. My guy.

Hey, that's my guy. I got Dave's breaking news. This is breaking. Should I put this on the rundown as Dave's breaking news? Pete Blackburn, yes, is now part of Valley Sports. He's announced it. It's official. He's announced it. It's official.

He's moving to Valley. Our friend who does the brunch podcast with our other friend, DJ Bean, who apparently is not part of Valley, but Pete is.

Very cool. So shout out to him. He's joining Valley Sports. He's going to be doing their NHL coverage.

If Dylan had the opportunity to replace one of us with DJ on this pod, do you think he would do it? No one loves DJ more than Dylan loves DJ. I think DJ's one of the funniest people. A lot of people would make that. I would sacrifice myself for DJ. The guy's hilarious.

Sometimes I'll see DJ will get a tweet off and he'll have two likes because it's early on in the game and one of them's always Dylan. I'm like, dude, do you have an alert set up for DJ? Yeah, his humor just scratches me where I itch, you know? Where do you itch? Right where he's touching me. You just say you find it funny right where he's touching me.

Yeah, that's a funny dude. He's the old dark-haired, slick-backed fellow? Yeah, he comes in here time to time. What is he doing there? Why do you ask? Funny, good-looking guy. I don't know. Should we call it for the week?

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