Circling Back - Drinking Pints with the Lads for 72 Straight Hours

Episode Date: November 29, 2021

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all right we're back circling back podcast presented by row back where you can get 20 off your first order using back or 20. My name's Will DeFreeze. To my left, David, that boy Ruff. I go to Starbucks solely to see the embarrassment in the eyes of the grown man who orders a low-fat ice latte, frap, frou-frou, blah-blah, when he looks up and sees me taking a sip of my straight black coffee with no cream or sugar. Is that a direct quote from me? Where'd you find that?

I don't remember saying that. That is apparently a hot masculinity take. An account on Twitter that I might need to follow now. Please do. Imagine driving to a coffee shop with the sole intention of looking into the eyes of a man who orders a lesser drink than you. Just to assert your masculinity over that person. If I was like a worker at Starbucks and a man came in and he asked for something with cream in it, I just simply wouldn't make it for him. Right.

I'd give him a drip coffee and tell him to off hey put some hair in your chest yeah here you go dude here's some pure diesel fuel i can't even read the pin tweet on here yeah please don't please don't the fourth word of that pin tweet is tough wait which one the mess the masculine account yeah the hot masculinity takes i thought okay do Yeah, the hot masculinity takes, dude. I thought, okay. Do you have any hot masculinity takes that you want to offer to the timeline? I have a few, but since we're talking about no creamer and super fantastic, we should maybe talk about the young man who responded to my tweet the other day

who had the bendy pinned. No, no. I don't know if we need to confront that. No, we need to wait until KJ's on. Is he breaking news today? Actually, yeah, maybe KJ does. Will you text him right now and see if he'll break news? I forgot he can hear us.

Hey, KJ, do you want to break some news? He said yeah. Oh, he's in. Let's go. That's fucking right. Yes, dude. Let's go. That guy was so bendy.

Yeah, he's bendy like Beckham. Feeling bendy, might never delete, is what he... Dude, don't say that. People can look it up now, and they're not going to like it. It's on them. It's on me. No, don't do it. Don't do it.

Don't search the word bendy on Twitter. Just know that if you do... Don't go to Dylan's replies. Don't do it. It's a graphic picture of something that you probably don't want to see. Unless you're into that kind of thing, which is fine. Just please don't go to it. It's fine.

Man, that's a... He was bendy, which is fine. Just please don't go to it. It's fine. He was bendy, though. Give him credit. The guy was bendy. I wish I had used ExpressVPN when I looked at that photo so people wouldn't know that I looked at that photo. Bummer that that's not an actual read today. That would have been really good.

Oh my god. The worst. Hey, but thanks for having me on, man. I'm feeling energized. You know, I just, I ate so much turkey, man. That tryptophan will get you. It won't, though. What do you mean? I read, I think I read something recently that said, like, in order to actually be affected by the tryptophan, you'd have to eat, like, four turkeys.

Is that right? Dude. I might have. I think I might have. Well, I just sip a little Super Fantastic after my turkey, my tryptophan. How many calories do you guys take down on Thanksgiving? I had the same meal for lunch that I did for dinner because I do the in-laws and then I do the parents, and they basically do the same thing. I probably had about, between those two meals, about 2,900 calories.

I've never seen anything like the performance my niece put on. She absolutely went off. She got, she had the most stacked first plate that I've ever seen. And then she went back and her seconds were the size of most people's first plates, if not larger. Wow. I couldn't believe what I was seeing. It was an all-star performance from that 10-year-old. Man, that's impressive. I went back for seconds and immediately regretted it. We didn't give enough love to sweet potato casserole. Alyssa made some. Oh, my gosh. It was good.

It may have been my favorite side dish. Next to gravy, it's up there for me. Okay, well, that's just something you put on. You know your meal is only as good as your gravy. I've never been a part of a family that does sweet potatoes. Okay. Okay. Okay. So I'm not in that universe at this point.

Well, you need to get in the universe, bitch. Still, for me, just a homemade, well-done mashed potato is ideal. But I do like the sweet potato. I'm a big sweet potato guy. Lily's creamed corn was just hitting. Hitting. Damn, son. I know.

Did she make it? Yeah. She grew the corn in her backyard. Corn makes whiskey. Actually, I have an announcement. I no longer take cream in my corn. As a man, I can't imagine putting cream in announcement. I no longer take cream in my corn. Oh, no. As a man, I can't imagine putting cream in my corn.

I don't even cook my corn. I just rot the cob. Yeah. Just raw. I eat the stalk. Really? Yeah, the stalk has all the fiber. I heard you don't even chew it.

That's how, like, you know, they say the banana peel has all, like, the fiber in it. That's why I don't peel my bananas either. Interesting. I just swallow them whole You are a man Yeah I am I'm the liver king Yeah

There were some people What's up primals When we were preparing for Thanksgiving There were some people Using cream of mushroom soup For some of the casseroles And I just swatted it Out of their fucking hands

I said get out of here Bye I'm a man God I know That's wild I know I'm crazy with it Yeah Dude he's nice with it he is nice with

it i'm brazy you are white can we do some we have some big announcements i gotta get this tweet off my screen are you yeah please get away from that page dave we've had enough hot masculinity takes looking at the bendy tweet what are you looking at yeah it was a hot masculinity take dave you should you should you should you should quote tweet the Bendy tweet? What are you looking at? No, it was a hot masculinity take. Dave, you should quote tweet the Bendy tweet and then you should pin it to your profile. Odds. I'm not getting... It hurts the company if I get banned from Twitter

in some ways. I think if there's ever a day to go wild on Twitter, it's today. We'll be fine. Hot masculinity takes? Is that what it is? Yeah, we've only said it about seven times. Can I make some announcements for the squad out there? Yeah, please. Okay, first and foremost, we're running a special right now.

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I actually wore mine a lot this weekend. I have both the QZ and the sweatshirt, and I've been cycling them in and out. I actually played golf yesterday in that sweatshirt, Dylan. They're mad comfortable. It's stupid. They look great. They have the embroidered washed on the sleeve, which is just mega sharp. I love it.

I love it, too. I love it. Also, new merch. We got some washed apparel, some sweatshirts, some T-shirts, some long sleeves, some hats, some winter hats. Go to washedmedia.shop. Go do it right now.

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Also, go rate and review. I don't know if we've gotten a ton of new reviews in the past few days, but we'll see. What are you so surprised by, Dave? Nothing. I'm sorry. I'll save it for the too much dip. What's your problem? SMU officially hired Rhett Lashley. Sorry. Nobody cares. Except for KJ. Sorry. Miami. Yeah, I don't care. Who's saying? I don't care. Yeah, dude, no one cares.

Very cool. I'll stop looking at Twitter now. Someone said in their review, it said, D-Bone Zone, Dave needs to keep the stash forever, and I may be in love with Shiv Roy. I don't know if those are related in any way. Shiv Roy, for the record, is not a part of Circling Back. It has nothing to do with anything.

Although, did you watch last night? I did watch last night. I did not watch last night. Kendall's birthday party. Was it legit? Yeah. It was fine. It was fine.

I can't believe there's only two episodes left in this season. Is that true? If there is, not enough has happened. So. Is that facts? I don't know. We got a negative review. Can I read it?

How many stars? This is from a noted troll. How many stars? One star. What the fuck? It says stale rolls. Three crusty and moldy pieces of white bread sitting around a mic. Didn't realize this pot had become a parody of itself until too late.

What's this guy's problem? He says we're 10-year-old dead bits are alive and unwell. Pretty much a hate listen until I finally unsubscribed. If I ever hear the phrase goaded again, I will likely have an aneurysm. This guy is not goaded. Dude, your review is very, very much not goaded. Sir, you are not goaded. Now, this asshole has left a lot of negative reviews in the past

on several podcasts of ours. Shouts to him. Would I recognize the username? Club Cool Collection in all caps. Maybe it's Barrett. Does Barrett hate us? Okay, Barrett. Real cool, man.

It's probably Phil. Nah, Phil's too nice. First of all, our bits aren't 10 years old. We weren't doing this 10 years ago. Our bits are like 7 years old. Yeah. Figure it out. What are you doing?

Like an idiot. And guess what? Some people kind of like him. Yeah. Some. No it out. What are you doing? Fucking idiot. And guess what? Some people kind of like them. Yeah. Some. No, this guy definitely puts cream in his coffee. Hate listening. Loser.

Whatever. At least he's listening. This guy puts black coffee in his cream. Wow. Yeah. Dude, we might have to edit that out. That's too savage. Are you kidding?

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I got to FaceTime him every day, thankfully. But I finally got him back yesterday and it was fantastic. But... Did he come in with that Peej swag? Yeah, he did. That makes sense. Anyway. Had a nice little dinner with Bay

and Lobey on Wednesday night, the night before Thanksgiving. We went to Vespio. It was lovely. Great little night out with the girls. What'd you get? I got lasagna, and we got hanger steak.

They were both phenomenal. That place is great. It is good. I've only been there once. I enjoyed it. You should probably go twice. I've been once, so yeah, my next time will be twice. Yeah. On Thanksgiving, my sister, brother-in-law,

and my niece came over. We had a little dinner at my house. What are you laughing at, bitch? Can you tell the people what you were tasked with for Thanksgiving? Is this funny to you? It is funny to me. Oh, I don't know what this is. Just to be clear, I got tasked with for Thanksgiving. Is this funny to you? It is funny to me.

Oh, I don't know what this is. Just to be clear, I got tasked with doing nothing for Thanksgiving. That's how much faith my family has in me. I was on wine duty. I picked up a pie from Central Market. Wah. Different kind of wine. Oh, okay.

I was going to say you have no problem with that. Dylan was like, when's the dinner going to be ready? Look, I was like, I was- Hurry up. I'm hungry. My, okay. I was going to say you have no problem with that. Dylan was like, when's the dinner going to be ready? Look, I was like... Hurry up, I'm hungry. My leg broke. I was just... That's so unnecessary. I was like Johnny on the spot for Thanksgiving dinner preparations. Whatever they needed me to do, I did. Were you the ops

guy? You're the sous chef? I peeled potatoes. A real jack of all trades. I set the table. Well, I helped set the table. I washed all the dishes, which that's a big job. Utility guy on Thanksgiving. That's a big job. That is a big job. I didn't even think about it.

Wash dishes. You know, I helped out. Okay? Smart ass. You were the utility guy. That's fine. Nothing wrong with that. And then the rest of the time,

Bay and I, we stepped out one night, Friday night. How was Dirty Bill? Got some drinks on South Congress. Saw Queen Victoria of Bachelor fame. Yes. And her little dog.

I don't want to hear about you guys running into famous people unless you're going to get picks. She's not. Him with Luke Williams. She's not famous, David. We're talking about her. Got more followers than all of us combined. She, okay. Yep, she has zero swag.

No swag. You know, she was... Sure. She, okay, before we totally tank her stock, she very much improved on Bachelor in Paradise versus her Bachelor performance. I'm going to give a little credit towards Queen Victoria. She righted the ship a little bit.

She's moving here, I guess. A lot of people are. Austin's a little bit. She's moving here, I guess. A lot of people are. Austin's a hot city. The last thing I really did was do some packing and preparations for my move. Dude, moving during the holidays sounds like hell. Why are you doing this to yourself? Are you going to make Randy move with you? Are you going to stick Brett in the back of a U-Haul again like you did last time?

Yeah. It was Brett riding in the back of the U-Haul. He legit rode in the back of a U-Haul. It was funny. Is there a seat? No. No. He had to stand up.

It's because he had to hold something. Wildly dangerous. Like, you shouldn't be doing that. He had to hold something up so he didn't fall down and crash and break. Did you ever think about, like, slamming on the brakes and just having him hit? No. It was a very short drive. Yeah.

I'm moving very soon. Bay and I bought a house, moving very soon. So we're doing all that packing shit, and it sucks. Who's doing your title work? She is. Her company is. That's kind of interesting you didn't talk to Flounder about that, but that's fine. She literally works for a title company.

Flounder does too. He actually owns it. He's Flounder. It's Flounder Inc too. He actually owns it. He's Flounder. It's Flounder Inc. It's not Flounder Inc. Flounder Inc. would go pretty hard, actually. And that's pretty much it. I had a really great holiday break, minus not having my son with me for the majority of it.

What'd that boy get into? Is that me? Yeah. He's back in Duncanville, Texas. Home of the Panthers? Mm-hmm. I think they've given up like 11 points in the playoffs thus far. Got a big one against DeSoto this weekend.

It's a Southwest-Dallas rivalry right there. So they had like a safety involved. Very cool. It's hard to score 11 points. Yes, they did, actually. I'm a a football guy my brain works in those yeah it was good things um yes back there man i i just we laid low i just hung out at my parents place randy roads came over was just just you know really crawling he stood up yesterday on his own and it freaked me out shitting me it's only happened once i don't know if he even meant to do it but he just stood up and i it like it was in

slow-mo and i like grabbed him immediately i was like okay was he swag surfing he wasn't even swag surfing that was the problem um it was uh it was a good Thanksgiving. Through the football with my nephew. Wow. Kind of hit an interesting question I'm posing to my sister and brother-in-law. My nephew's 10. He's a good athlete. Doesn't play football. He has an absolute cannon, and he throws a perfect spiral.

And I'm like, I don't want to be this guy, but, you know, I'm thinking, what are you going to do? Because eventually somebody's going to come call and be like, this kid needs to play quarterback. He needs to play football. Maybe for Lincoln Riley at USC. Maybe. Maybe, yeah, eight years from now.

He'll be a strong offense. But I don't know. And I realized something. I don't throw a football enough to go out and just have a game of catch because I can't throw a football like I used to. Not that I was ever good, but it was just embarrassing. He was just putting on a clinic. And I can give you some tips.

Ten, huh? Ten. This is not like a full-size football, keep in mind. Okay. Tiny hands. He was probably better than that 10 year old that sports center put on was that kid 10 that kid stunk that kid had good footwork i'll say that yeah do we need to work on your nephew's footwork before we really release him he's a little raw

he's a little raw we'll get we'll get him there you have to tighten up that release at the next level buddy it's just too slow we'll get him doing some plyometrics and stuff. Pilates. Played golf Friday, my dad, and the front nine was just bad. Wasn't really enjoying it. Back nine, I said, you know what? I'm going to play from the up tees with you because I normally play blue,

but he was playing whites. So I played the white tees, and I said, I'm not hitting a driver the rest of the day. He hit his white tee. It was a tall white tee. Hit three wood, and I had such a better time. Like, I just enjoyed the round more. So you might be looking at three wood guy for the next few rounds.

So be looking out for that. I did three wood up until we had our Callaway connection. I played three wood off the tee every single time. That's all I could hit for the longest time. Now I'm an epic flash boy. Everyone knows that. Everyone knows that. I was getting a little wild.

I think I had like a two-week stretch with the driver where I was hitting it really well, and then I got cocky, and now it's just an absolute wild card. I'm out there. What are the kids saying? I'm dilloning it off the tee is what they're. You know, a lot of people say that amateurs really shouldn't use a driver. Just something. Something out there.

It's a theory. What do you think amateurs should use? A 3-wood. Or a driver. Yeah. If you hit it well. What if they're verified? See what this guy's doing?

He's doing the stuff. Stop. Came back Saturday. Thought about staying, but just drove back and doing? He's doing the stuff. Stop. Came back Saturday. Thought about staying, but just drove back and decided, hey, it's raining. I should drive home. I should drive home. But yeah, it was a holiday traffic and the rain's always the go.

I saw Davey yesterday. Oh, at the gym? At the gym. I did see you. Must have not gotten the text about the whole squad going to the gym together. What did you do? Give us something good. You know what it is. My whole family was in town.

Whole squad came down to Austin, Texas to enjoy a little Texas-style Thanksgiving. Took my dad to Terry Black's barbecue. Got a big plate of barbecue. I won't talk about it. Got a big plate of barbecue. I noticed you went with the dino rib. We did, yeah.

We went beef rib. My dad didn't want to go beef rib, but I said, no, Dad, we got to try this beef rib. You said, I got to get a gram off, dad. It was honestly, the beef rib was one of the best pieces of barbecue I've ever experienced. Not going to lie. Facts? Facts. It was incredible. It was not only the best beef rib I've had from Terry Black's, but I think it might've been the best standalone piece of meat I've ever eaten. I loved it. I was loving it, Dylan of meat I've ever eaten. I loved it. I was loving it, Dylan. You're full of shit.

I was loving it. Do you remember the best standalone piece of meat you've ever eaten? Ooh. It may be that sushi bite. That Uchiko? That Uchiko. Dave. No.

Dave. That doesn't count. Yes, it does. It's A5, dude. A5. You probably only had like a4 fucking broke boy are you serious you're an a4 boy dude that sucks i don't even know what that means i don't either it's a grade of wagyu dog

god you're so soft what are you doing put more cream in your coffee next time dog i don't have any coffee in my cream um and then, yeah, that same day when we got the barbecue, it was a big day for everybody, had my mom on the Sunday Scaries podcast. I need to listen. Mom got a gram off last night. Yeah, she went off last night on the gram. You didn't like my comment, did you?

So my mom came into the studio. I think she was a little bummed that she couldn't do the mail-in, as that is her favorite podcast. But she was okay with doing Sunday Scaries. So she spent six minutes on the mics just absolutely spitting with me. It was great. And then, yeah, from that point on,

we just leaned real hard into Thanksgiving. I didn't do anything. So I'd sit in there and eat. What the fuck's your problem? I'm a real scumbag. My sister and my brother-in-law, her husband, they went on a taco tour of Austin, Texas, and they decided that out of all the tacos they ate, taco deli was their top choice

for tacos. Mm-hmm. Interesting choice. I liked it. I think it's a great choice. They, they liked it so much that they, they went to the airport and got it in the airport as well. I was very happy that they could do that for themselves.

Did they go to any on the east side? No, no, no east side was done on this trip. They're not saying it's the best taco in Austin or anything like that. Just their favorite. Out of the several that they tried, that was what they liked the most. Look, I'll say this. There's one place that I was worried that might have been atop their list that wasn't, and I'm happy that it was not.

Say it. It starts with T and it ends with Orchis. Klein is not going to like to hear this. Well, look, dude. Here's the deal. Maybe they should just do better tacos. Woo! Hey, I'm not getting it.

Dave, dude, put the take care in order. It's Monday. It's Monday. I'm not going to name locations that might be in, you know, southern part of Austin, but maybe have better service. They did try Matt Salrantro. There we go. It won the Queso Award for the weekend.

Whoa, whoa, whoa. But it did not win the taco award for the weekend. I'm not even sure based on their reactions that the tacos were even top three. These folks from Michigan have good taste in Mexican food. Can I give a shout out to them for doing a taco tour? That's a cool thing. The El Picocito at Taco Deli, for my money, it's up there as one of the best in Austin. I'm pretty sure that my sister ate 75% of her meals while she was here were tacos.

I love that. She was just doing it every day. Were they doing breakfast tacos or all variety? They were doing breakfast tacos, lunch tacos, dinner tacos, any taco. They were even doing dinner tacos? Yeah tacos, dinner tacos, any taco. They were even doing dinner tacos? Yeah, they were boiling, mashing them, and sticking them in a stew. You can do anything with those things.

Torchy's is like, what if we just, instead of making the tacos really good, what if we just put a lot of meat and stuff in there, and people will think that they're getting a good value? Sure. And just trick them into thinking it's good. If Torchy's was a person, they would have an Archer character as their Twitter avatar. Oh, Klein just texted me.

Is he getting a live stream? He just hit me with a text. He heard us from a mile away just talking shit. Torchies is fine. Fine. It's fine, but it should never be anyone's favorite.

Right. Right. What did Klein say? Oh, it's a side text. He's talking about Vegas. He had a question for me No big deal

Then yesterday I played golf Shot an 89 Shouts to me I three putted four holes in a row That felt really good My short iron game is just dialed in right now My approach shots have just never felt silkier My tempo is just firing

Don't care You don't care about my tempo? Nah Dude Tempo was key. Yeah. I actually got several compliments on my tempo yesterday. Not to brag.

And the final thing I will say is I took Rosie for a walk on Thanksgiving morning. I did not do the turkey trot because I don't do turkey trots at this point in my life. But I was taking a walk and this nice old man was walking with his dog. And he looked down at Rosie and he he looked at me, and he goes, partner, that's a beautiful dog. Oh, that's nice. I was like, dude, that's the nicest thing that was ever said to me. You're his partner.

Yeah. That's cool. Yeah, yeah. That was my Thanksgiving and fun. Hey, can we do it? Did he invite you down to his saloon? He should have. We had a segment called, like, Dylan Talks Fitz or something,

like Dylan's Fitz or Fitz with Dil. You know, we could. We put this rundown together before the show. Yeah. You could just throw it on there. A little amendment. He's amending it. Live in-game amendments.

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You know this guy? Familiar with him. I invited him to my bachelor party in Vegas, and he accepted. He's going. I invited him to my bachelor party in Vegas, and he accepted. He's going. And he is going to – he told me that he's going to wear – I don't want to mess this up, so I'm going to find what he – here he is. Okay, he's going to wear a, quote, unquote, nasty velour jumpsuit the whole time he's there.

Which I'm like, damn, that's perfect. I love that for you. I love that journey for you, that fit journey for you. I need a Vegas fit. I want to blow heads with it, blow minds with it. Dude, you've got to chill. You've got to chill. I'm putting this on record right now.

I'm basically committing to it. People will call me out if I don't do something. I want to put it out there. I don't know what it's going to be. It's going to be very Vegas-y, but it's going to rock your shit. So you combine blow minds with turn heads is what you did? Blow heads, yeah. I'm sorry.

That was accidental. Anyway, Vegas fit. Who's rooming with Dylan? Coming to you March 2022. Just get ready. Actually, after what he just said, I might room March 2022. Just get ready. Actually, after what he just said, I might room with Dylan. Hey. Hey.

Whoa. It's going to blow your little D off. Okay. Dude, you are so age right now. It's going to blow your D off. I'm worried about my Vegas fits because I don't know what to wear in Vegas. It's Vegas, baby. But I'm too cozy for Vegas, man.

I prioritize coziness whenever I dress. Dude, we should go slick backs, suits, no tie. A ship sailed. Vegas, baby. But I'm too cozy for Vegas, man. I prioritize coziness whenever I dress. Dude, we should go slick backs, suits, no tie. A ship sailed. Four buttons on button. Let's dress like pieces of shit. I will be going through numerous Instagram accounts with famous soccer stars who get fits off, and I will be replicating one of their fits on this trip. My fit isn't necessarily going to make me look dope.

It's going to make me look like, okay, this guy's here for his Vegas basketball. You just have to have a... So... Casino fit, you can go in your sweats, your jumpsuit, whatever. You don't have to dress up to go to the casino. But you've got to have a dinner fit.

Yeah. And you have to absolutely have a pool fit. So just short-sleeve button-downs. I mean, if you want to look boring. Dave could not be less worried about a short-sleeve button-down game for Vegas right now. This dude's closet is all short-sleeve button-downs. Really, it's too much. He's playing down what he's going to do in Vegas so that we don't go over the top.

He's going to go over the top. You think I'm going to go over the top? He wants to stand out. That's what he's doing right now. You think I'm going to go over the top? He wants to stand out. That's what he's doing right now. I know I'm not going to stand out because Clay's going. He's wearing a velour jumpsuit. He will absolutely, he will dominate this bachelor party. I know he will.

I'm telling you. Why do you think I invited him? I think you need to wear a Dan Flashes shirt to steak dinner and with a fedora the entire time. All I'm saying is when we eat sloppy steaks, we should be dressed as pieces of shit. Can we get one steak at the dinner that is considered our sloppy steak for the table and we all dump water on it ceremoniously?

Yeah. I think we'd be robbing ourselves of that opportunity if we don't do it. I think so. Anyway, I'm on record now. Hold me to it, everybody. It's going to happen. Look out. Can I get you to go on record about one more thing right now, Dylan? Yeah.

I didn't say this during my weekend and fun, but I can confirm that last night, yes, we put up our Christmas tree. Whoa. I have my hard and fast rule. We're not allowed to do it until after Thanksgiving. Sally has

understood my need for that, and last night we decided it was the time. I'm going to get ahead of this right now, Dylan. I'm looking at it right now. We got our fake tree, and we got it out last night. Randy, can you put my tree up on the screen for me, please? Oh, watching the game. Yeah, big game.

Yeah, I was watching the big game. Not to brag, but like. Oh, that looks good. Dude, they're hot. Niners are hot right now. I like that tree. I'd be scared. They're in the hunt.

I'm looking at the tree right now. So, Dylan. Uh-huh. I'm glad you didn't do this online last night because I didn't want to settle this on Twitter. As we all know, Twitter fingers can turn into trigger fingers. Right. I didn't want you to get got in the studio today if you went too hard on my tree. Thank you, Drake.

Before you give us your actual rating, can you talk me through my tree real quick? Yeah. You can ask any questions that you need clarification on as well. Where can the folks at home see this tree? Washed Media YouTube channel. Or you can go to the Sunday Scaries Twitter page where I tweeted it last night from my panic room. There we go. At Sunday Scaries.

You have a fake tree. I do have a fake tree. That's automatic one-point deduction. It looks like it's seven feet tall, which is a very standard height for a fake tree. Okay. Are you an expert at naming the heights of trees? I am, yeah. Okay.

Like, Brett has a six-footer. Wow. And his living room would not suggest doing a six-footer. What is he doing? Yeah. He's taller than the tree. Trees should be seven feet minimum. You don't want to be taller than the tree.

No, of course not, David. Well, you have white lights on your tree. Classic. It's covered in ornaments. They all appear to be, I call them personal ornaments, meaningful, something that represents you, your family. There are very few ornaments on this tree that are not representative of an experience that Sally and I have had in our lives. I am very impressed with your ornaments.

I see one of Fritz, and it says Santa's Little Helper. Mega cute scene. Yeah, shout out to my parents for giving us that. I think I see a stork in there, which is also probably fitting for you. That's actually a pelican, because there's two reasons. Everyone knows that my spirit animal is a pelican. And then

second, pelicans are very popular at the hotel where we got married. I can't make out all the ornaments, but they all appear to be, like I said, personal in some way. Huge.

Your tree topper is a felt cowboy hat, which you don't see too often, but we're in Texas. It's unique. And I don't hate, I'm not going to hold that against you. I think you hated it last year though. I think you were very down on it last year. You may have caught me in a sour mood. Yeah. We don't have a tree topper.

And last year we went with the cowboy hat because we just didn't want to go out and get one. And this year when we were putting it up last night, we realized we didn't remedy that situation. I was like, all right, I think we're running back the cowboy hat. You do have a tree skirt. Your tree appears to be on some kind of elevated something or other. It's not just a base under there. Do you have it propped up on something? It's tall. Well, I'm all about that base. No trouble. And for this particular tree,

it's just the stand that it came with. Okay. Yeah. It's just a tall boy. Yeah. Yeah. And you have, like I said, a tree skirt. It's like a faux animal fur of sorts. Yes. We don't kill animals for our tree skirts. I thought my dog was just lying under your tree when I first saw it. That would be good camouflage for Randy. Well, I love this tree. Wow. I'm trying not to be influenced by the photography, which everyone knows Will takes great pictures and it makes a tree

maybe look a little cozier than it actually is, but this is a great tree. Thank you, Dylan. There's a one point deduction because it's fake. Understandable. That's standard. I'm going to give this tree, oh gosh, this is an 8.0. Wow. That's pretty good. Which is a really good score.

That's a B minus. The scale is, it's not a typical grading scale. No, I'll take it. I mean, if that was a real tree and I had a nine up on there, I'm happy with that rating, Dylan. It's a great tree. that was a real tree and I had a nine up on there. Like I I'm happy with that rating. Dylan's a great tree.

It's it's, you know, things that, that could take it even further. It would, if it was a bigger tree, I could, I could bump that scrub a little bit. It,

like I said, it's seven feet is the, the shortest acceptable height for a tree. This might be the last time we ever have our fake tree. There were, there were some people within the family who are kind of grumbling about getting a real tree this year. I would open presents under this tree. Well were some people within the family who were kind of grumbling about getting a real tree this year. I would open presents under this tree, Will. Thank you. Maybe you'll

be able to when I throw my fight party on December 18th. Maybe we can do a gift exchange. I can't wait. Thank you, Dylan. I appreciate that. 8.0, I'll take it. 8.0. Dylan, are you going to be rating trees on Twitter this year? And if so, how many trees a day will you rate see i i've gotten so many submissions already so many and i don't want to like just just completely flood the tl with them so i might respond to some people or reply to them so it doesn't throw in everybody's tl um but i'm going to look for an angle to like for commentary okay if it's just a standard tree i'm probably not going to put it on the TL, because it's kind of boring. If I can make fun of it a little bit, or if I can bring attention to something

that you've done really well, I'll throw it up on the TL with the score. Have you had any submitted that, like, have just completely blown your head? Yeah, I have. Not this year, not yet. Okay. Just head-blowing.

I don't know why I said that. Did my tree blow your head? My head's kind of blown. Sweet. My head turned. It's a very cozy, warm tree. Dave, are you going to be subjecting yourself to Dylan's rating system at any point during this holiday season? Yeah, we got the tree up yesterday.

The only photos we got were basically Baby trying to pull himself up on the tree and almost bringing it down a couple times. So I don't have a full shot yet. to pull himself up on the tree and almost bringing it down a couple times. So I don't have a full shot yet. I'd also like to mention that because I will be moving in two weeks, my tree, we're not going to set it up at the house yet because I would have to take it down very soon. Wow. I'm going to put it up quickly when we move into the new crib.

Why don't you just go there now and put it up? Because we don't own the house yet. It belongs to somebody else. Why don't you ask them if you can go in and put up a Christmas tree in their living room? Make that one of your demands. You have rights as a buyer. It would be strange. True.

Aren't you a real estate professional? Sellers have very few rights after a house is under contract. I think you could go in there and put a tree up. That's what I would do, but I'm a big Christmas guy. Everybody knows that. Okay, David. Let's stop. Shout out to my dad who had the Christmas lights up two days before Thanksgiving.

I love that. The earliest he's ever put them up. I love that. I pulled up, and I was like, seriously? Okay. I was happy with it. Reels? I support that.

Anyway. Very cool. Thank you for the rating, Dylan. I appreciate that. Anyway. Very cool. Thank you for the rating, Dylan. I appreciate that. To anyone out there who catches strays from Dylan, I apologize for Dylan being a dark cloud over your holidays. Pretty mean out there to some of these people. Look, they submit them to me.

They want me to. They want the smoke? They want the smoke. They know what they're doing. Didn't you absolutely just mollywop the Trash Pandas? Yeah, what the hell, dude? Why do you have to do our Trash Pandas like that? The Trash EPs had a good tree.

I gave them a decent score. You gave them a five or something. No, I did not. Your tweet was very biting. You gave them like a 5.2. No, I didn't. I wish you had ran your tweet. You should have ran the tweet through Grammarly.

Because it was very aggressive to our Trash Panda friends. How many minor league baseball teams do we have that are rocking with us? Oh, they're the only ones, really. I'm going to find the score I gave them. It wasn't bad. It's fake. Lacks a skirt. Ornaments are trash.

7.4. Yeah, it was real nice. 7.4 is respectable. It's a good-looking tree. Honestly, for your analysis, the score doesn't matter. I agree. I don't like to do corporate trees for that reason. Wow.

Because you don't have personal ornaments. It wasn't put up by a family. You know that. Some dude on a big-ass ladder. You don't know Mr. Panda put that up. Some dude, you know, it's... I think you should change your name on Twitter to Christmas Tree Rating Guy and just own it for the entire season.

I bet you can stack followers doing that. Maybe I will. You just rank Christmas trees. I mean, as far as minor league ball clubs go, this is an A-plus Christmas tree. I'm going to rank Christmas lights. That would be a fun bit. I'm sorry. I just got a shooting pain

behind my right eye. Yeah, are you good? Yeah, I'm fine. Are you okay? I just got a weird pain. I'm okay. Shout out to the Trashy Peas, though. I don't know if they like me

calling them the Trashy Peas, but I'm going to keep doing it. The T-Pans? Yeah, I'm going to keep doing it. Let's holler at our new sponsor alert, Dylan. Hit them. Let's holler at our new sponsor alert. Dylan, hit them. Hit them.

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As would most people. 72 hours? Those first 18 hours be hitting. But at some point they stop playing, right? The band is not. Explain the story. No, dude. No, they had to keep playing for three days.

Snowstorm leaves dozens stranded for days in a remote UK pub. A crowd had gathered on Friday night to listen to Noasis, an Oasis tribute band. And on Monday, most of them were finally able to go home. This happened in Yorkshire, England. Never been there. It's about 200 miles northwest of London, if I'm not mistaken. First CD I ever bought, Oasis.

Well, a crowd filled a pub on Friday to listen to an Oasis tribute band. And inside the pub, the Tannehill Inn. Does Ryan own that? Of course, he's referencing Ryan Tannehill. I don't think he does, man. This is the chillest sentence. The beers were cold, the fires were warming, and the musicians were electric. That's sick.

Am I wrong? I thought they served the beers room temperature over there. It's weird that the musicians were electric because if it was an Oasis band, a cover band, it sounds like she'd be electric. That's only for my true Oasis heads out there. I don't know the deep cuts that well. Yeah, I couldn't tell you the deep cuts. Never really had that phase.

You weren't sure. So a snowstorm was a brewing outside while they were just absolutely ripping at the Tan Hill Inn, and suddenly no one could leave. They had to spend the Friday night, they had to spend the Saturday night, and on Sunday they stayed another. That doesn't sound ideal. This would, okay, this would suck. That Sunday is going to be painful. It's got to smell so bad in there on the third day.

To pass the time. Just a bunch of beer farts? They keep drinking. They took pub quizzes, watched movies like Mamma Mia and Grease. And St. Karyoke. Oh, that's when I'm out. If someone tosses on Grease. And St. Karyoke. Karyoke. Oh. That's what I'm out. If someone tosses on Grease, that's what I'm like, nope.

It's electrifying. Oh my God. Oh my God. Can you ship it? Supernova, Santa. But what does a British person sound like doing an impression of Danny Zuko? Oh, Sandy. Oh my God.

Oh. What if Christopher Walken was in there? I met a girl I don't know You tell me Sandy If you had to get stranded in a pub of your choice With a cover band

What cover band do you want them to be covering Or sorry what band do you want the cover band to be covering That's tough That's a great question Cannibal Corpse No I feel like that would get old after about a couple songs yeah the vibes would be a little bit off i think if they were in there with you um man probably like probably me as like a ground floor dead guy probably dead just like a dead and co you have always type band you know it's just something i've been

thinking about then they could just play the entire time and not stop. They started calling them Snowasis instead of Noasis. I actually think that they should probably

just change their name to that after this happening and I think they might be very popular. Noasis is a great name for a Noasis cover band though. I bet there's a hundred Noasis bands in the world.

You could be right. No way of knowing. Do you think that... I don't think there are that many Oasis cover bands in existence, actually. There's at least 100 in the United States. I'm not going to lie. Like, this cover band looks pretty legit. Like, this is a lot of people.

And, yeah, they have full light show, full, like, screen behind them. Like, they're doing it big here. I might have to go to one of their concerts and just see for myself. Do you think everybody Saturday rolled around? People kind of looked over at the band like, you guys going to get up there and run it back? And they're like, ah, I don't really want it. Are we getting paid?

Are we getting paid again? How does this work? Because I'm not picking up an instrument unless you're paying me. No, I think just for the vibes, you have to do like an acoustic set on Saturday afternoon or something when people start getting restless. You're not a man of the people, Dave. Here's one I wrote a while back. It's called Walk-In in Memphis.

About my friend Christopher. I want this to happen to me. I'm going to go walk in right now. Can you imagine how happy I would have been when I went to England if I got stuck in a pub for 72 hours with an Oasis cover band? You would hate this. Did anybody get a little boozed up and go run out in the snow naked? People kind of losing it? You'd be hung over 12 hours in and you'd be miserable for the entire second day.

You'd hate this. Hell no, dude. Sounds a lot cooler than it was, I promise you. It sounds like the ideal weekend. Well, stop. No, it doesn't. They're sleeping on the floor of a pub. You don't ever want to be on a floor of a pub.

Dude, if there's one thing I'm good at, it's falling asleep at bars. This is fair. Like, I'm built for this. Is this pub, do they serve food here? Hard to say. I think there might be some meat pies in the freezer in the back. Fish and chips, probably. You got to bust those meat pies out for a real player. You have to.

We're all out of fish, but we got chips. Do you think they started... Chips for the boys. If you wanted a beer, say it's Sunday afternoon, you've been there for two days. Do you think they're charging you for beers at that point? Do you have to go up to the bartender and ask him for a beer, or is it just like, alright, just go back there and just serve yourself one? I would drink so many

nutty bees. Dude, it'd be a bad day to be a speckled hen. Old speckled hen. Serve best at room temperature, might I add. Is that facts? The guy at June's told me that, that's how they serve it over there. I've been trying to replicate that at home. Too bad

I'm really impatient. So I'm like, I'm not going to wait. You can just leave your beer out of the fridge if you're going to serve it at room temperature. You don't have to wait it out. But it's in the fridge. Just store it in the pantry. I'm addicted to Christmas ales right now. Oh, I tried the Liberty.

Thoughts? It's really good. It's good? Yeah, I like it. They pack a punch, though. It's like 7% ABV. I have one of those, and I feel pretty toasty. Dude, no wonder I got so lit.

Yeah. It's fun to get lit on Christmas ales. Get it? I had the Samuel Smith Taddy Porter that my dad bought. Oh, Taddy Porter. It was fantastic. Taddy Porter that my dad bought. Oh, Taddy Porter. It was fantastic. Taddy Porter. That's a great beer.

Samuel Smith knows what they're doing. I don't like their oatmeal stout too much, however. I went to a pub when we were over there, and they only sold Samuel Smith. Apparently, you can only buy Samuel Smith in pubs over there. Like, if you go to a different pub that has other stuff, you can't just order a Samuel Smith. You have to go to a different pub that has other stuff, you can't just order a Samuel Smith. You have to go to a Samuel Smith pub. You can't go down to the local H-E-B and pick up some Sammy Smiths?

Mm-mm. I know they don't have H-E-B folks. You might be able to buy it in stores, but if you want it on draft, I don't think you can go to just get it at any place. Okay. I thought that was very interesting. That is interesting. But I was a fan. Very cool.

Very cool. Let's do a Christmas Ale episode episode we should do a video a christmas ale challenge you know austin's the only city never mind joke for three i have a question what is it what's up with dave what's dave hit my music will what is that with dave dude what's up with dave i'm not steaming but i got some things i'd like to discuss okay um to my friends in miami at club live to the people who went ahead and um Club Live. To the people who went ahead and purchased tickets to see our friends, the Fly Soldiers, perform their seminal hit, Island Boy, at Club Live,

and then booed them, what's up with you? Come on. Oh, I saw the video, and I was disgusted with the performance of the— I thought they went up there and killed it. Dude. It's just a couple of Island boys just trying to make it. Why are people booing the island boys? I feel like they should be getting crowd surfed. The actual island boys were performing?

Yes. Yeah, and they were getting booed off the stage. Why? That's what we want to know. Hey, look, the haters, they're just my motivators, honestly. Not cool. It's not cool at all, man. Secondly.

Did you see the preview for the prequel of yellowstone i did featuring on sam elliott as well as tim mcgraw and faith hill could do without them but it's featuring sam elliott mainly and i'll to be fair, it looks really good. Like I was watching it and I didn't realize it was a prequel to Yellowstone at first. I was like, oh, okay, this looks interesting. Then they said the prequel to Yellowstone. And I was like, ah, does this mean I have to watch Yellowstone? Because no show, and since I've been watching shows, and I've been watching shows for a long time.

You know that about me. Everyone knows that about you dude. You're the big show watcher guy. Love shows. Show biz. No show has had the most universal criticism in that first season was good then it just went off the absolute deep end and it's just week after

week they just go further and further. When it comes to show aesthetics and that does not get better than Yellowstone. I understand that. When it comes to storyline, it's like, what the hell am I watching? It's a soap opera. It's entertaining, though, for sure. How do you feel about Tim McGraw being a lead in that show, too? I know he has some chops.

He does? Okay. When I saw Tim McGraw, that was when I was like, I don't know. This is going to be mean, but I don't need the pop star and his pop star wife.

Mega stars should be added as main characters. It's just distracting. Sam Elliott, you're right. He can save it. Do you know why this show exists? No. This show exists because when Yellowstone first came out,

Yellowstone, why do I say it like that? Yellowstone? Yeah, Yellowstone. When Yellowstone first came out, Paramount did not currently have a streaming service, Paramount Plus. That is now Paramount Plus. And so they sold the streaming rights of it to Peacock, NBC's.

And so now they are not profiting. I don't think they're making much of a profit off of that. And so they decided to come up with a prequel that is now going to line their pockets with a little bit of cash. Yeah. Isn't that weird though? Interesting. Yeah.

I got some intel some insight i was bitching about it on this uh very podcast one day and i had someone reach out to me and uh explain it to me very much appreciated that well this might be the first time and only time in history that someone me watches a prequel and then just doesn't watch a single episode of the original show you probably just fine doing that. Man, I'm going to do it. And I know you're going to try and stop me, but you're not going to stop me. Yeah, so Tim McGraw plays, he's a member of, he's a Dutton, right?

Like he's. Okay. So he's all the same family. What happens in Yellowstone? Somebody tries to bone a wolf or something? No. No, a wolf watches two people bone in the woods. What's he doing? Is he howling?

He's just staring at them. He's just like, hey, I'm a wolf. A bit weird. You guys are having intercourse. So much wild-ass shit happens on the show. You don't even think about that anymore. Dude, they used to call me the wolf. Sixth Street.

Dude, you're Jordanordan belford yeah uh finally uh i don't know if you guys knew this but there was a harry potter game show i know about it because i watched your uh twitter performance well let me say this they got the they bring in the big names they got helen mirren hosting it helen mirren's hosting really pretty big deal my yeah um and you know what it was quite enjoyable and a lot of people circled back and they're like dave how'd you end up doing did you miss any questions uh no no 100 so i don't know like 12 for 12 or whatever it was i didn't miss any well you're the harry potter guy yeah and like people were like well, that's to be expected.

You read all the books and watched all the movies in the last two months. So, of course, it's top of mind to you. And yes, while that is absolutely true that I did all that, I thought it was still pretty impressive.

And yes, I did pitch a perfect game. Call me Kenny Rogers. I thought you were retiring it. Don't point at me like that. Well, you know Kenny Rogers. I thought you were retiring it. Don't point at me like that. Well, you know Kenny Rogers. He's a former Tiger great. You're the gambler. The gambler.

Did he have a substance on his hand? I don't know. He might have. Hey, they all do it. Come on, man. Don't care. Did he? Once pushed a cameraman.

He might have. He had some pine tar under the bill. Yeah, he... Hey! Yeah, once they made him wash his hands, he threw a two-hitter, so... A little pine tar. Got a little pine tar in my hand. Hey, wash your hands.

Yeah, he somehow got better after he got rid of the foreign substance. Shouts to Kenny Rogers. I see some pine tar. Hey. Can you imagine the shit they were cheating with back in the day? I heard they were sneaking cream into each other's coffees before the games and stuff. Dude, if I catch any of you guys sneaking cream on me... You're going to whip our ass.

We're going to fight. They're like, eh, put some old cream in Lucky Chambers, his coffee over there. Man, I'm bummed. I had another one. Lucky Chambers. I put DD down on the run sheet, And I don't remember what the – I put DD down on the run sheet, and I don't remember what that is. Shout out to all the designated drivers out there from Wednesday night

with the squad back at home just getting absolutely reckless at the bars. Dude, when I was at home and I wasn't driving to work, I was the DD. I was the designated drinker. You're so annoying. Red Solo. That was me, man. That was me, dude. They had to cut me off.

I was like, I wish it would start snowing outside so I'd have to be at this here pub for the next three days listening to... Noasis. Noasis. All right, I don't know what Yellowstone got to me. That's all. That's what's going on with Dave. You start binging the Yellowstone prequel and then suddenly you can't stop binging and you just end up watching all of Yellowstone. You realize that is very likely.

You should watch it. Yellowstone. I think you'd actually like it, Dave. I know that like the... I think you should at least watch season one just because it is so entertaining. It's Costner.

I want you to make your own decisions about Yellowstone just so I can feel either confirmed or we can have a nice debate. Were y'all talking... Wasn't it...

Was Yellowstone the one that we were talking about the helicopter budget? Or was that succession? Only season one. After season one, no more helicopters. They just blew through it?

It just like mysteriously just wasn't part of the show. Normally when your season gets, your show gets renewed for a new season, let alone two, the budget goes up. Nope, not this time.

They had to get rid of the helicopters. They had to start driving around like King Ranch Edition, you know, trucks everywhere instead. That's sick. Yeah, not this time. They had to get rid of the helicopters. They had to start driving around like King Ranch edition trucks everywhere instead. That's sick. Yeah, still awesome. Dodge sponsor for the show. They're on Rams. Really? Uh-huh.

We need a car sponsor. I'll drive a Ram around. That sounded weird. Yeah, that sounded weirdly horny. I'll drive a Ram around. Hey, what season, what episode is the sex in front of Wolf? Season two. And are they doing it outside? Yes.

Okay, so the Wolf's not just creeping through the door. He's not a horny Wolf like, oh, I'm going to watch you. No, there's not a peeping Tom Wolf. No, that's not happening. He's Wolf. No, it does not happen. He's outside. Oops, busted. I see ya. Got me.

Am I going to be next? Ooh, Jesus. Horny wolf. I don't know if Casey's going to have sex with a wolf. I'm going to eat ya. Ah, woo, God. Why am I so sassy? I don't know, man.

That's crazy, though. though wolves just watching that you think he's waiting to see if like me okay i'll just watch the show i'll stop talking about it and that's what's up with dave what's up with dave that's your new song we'll have a theme so happy to finally know what yeah we'll get you a theme song for what'm so happy to finally know what's up with my friend Dave. Yeah, we'll get you a theme song for What's Up With Dave. When somebody says, hey, bring that back in three months, we'll have a theme song. Very cool. Let's talk briefly about a sponsor that yeah, we're kind of fans of. You guys ever heard of Relief Band?

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We got two big dogs just riding out into the sunset today. It's a packed show. We got Twitter Jack and McConaughey being like, nah, player, I'm good. What's Jack's deal? Why is he stepping down? Yeah, what's his problem? Twitter CEO Jack Dorsey is stepping down from his role, folks. Big news.

Dave? At Jack on Twitter. Strong handle. I would love to acquire that handle. I wonder how he got it. I think that being the CEO of the company might help things. Oh, I see. Whenever there's a new social platform that pops up,

I always try to type in Will as a username, hoping that I can get it. And then maybe that platform will blow up in the future, and people will be like, damn, this guy must be important. He's got Will. It's weird how it's not available. Maybe he's going to be focusing. I think I got it on Peach, actually. What if he's focusing his time on Bitcoin,

since his profile or his bio is hashtag Bitcoin? Yeah, between his workings with Bitcoin and Cash App, I think he's going to be just fine for the time being. He did post his email. Are you surprised that these guys use Gmail? You thought they're going to use some like – Twitter mail? Proton mail? I don't know.

Something like more secure? I kind of think it's soft that he didn't use like a Slack message or something. Well, do you think it's encrypted? Hard to say. It's encrypto. Good point. It sounds like this is a good resignation. I'm skimming it on the fly here.

But it sounds like he's kind of understanding that this is the best for the company because they're down on the year. I don't know if you guys have been following their stock. I don't know how they can be down considering they spend hours a day on this stupid website. Dave, didn't you have a theory of why this was today? I mainly just said, you know, today is also the day that Ghislaine Maxwell's trial starts in federal court. And I was just saying, it's just interesting that Jack

is stepping down. That's all. I heard that Jack saw the bendy tweet and was like, nope, I gotta get out of here. I finally pushed him over the edge. I can't do this anymore. I don't want to be a place that condones this kind of behavior. It's just mega bendy.

That dude was so bendy. Y'all, stop. How is Twitter possibly losing money? Like, how are they not doing well? Like, we're obsessed with it. It doesn't make a lot of sense. But maybe they've maxed. You know, like the Twitter root.

What is the thing with the audio Twitter rooms? They need to stop with the additional features. Isn't that the fourth or fifth most used platform, though? I don't know. Social media? Sina Weibo. It's behind Sina Weibo. They're getting killed by Sina Weibo.

He's just eclipsed it, too, by the way. Do you think he saw fleets and was just like, man, I got to get out of here? Well. These fleets things just aren't in. So, I may not be. I'm not supposed to really say this, but apparently he is leaving to go to CyberDust. Really? Correct.

How do you have this information? I shouldn't say this. I know Mr. Dust. Really? Yeah. How'd you get connected with him? Let's just say Rush Boobs. No, I'm kidding kidding that's a joke for dylan um no cyber dust do people even know what cyber dust is it was a big player when i got in at grand x i don't know

yeah we had some ad deal that just wouldn't quit uh cubes was behind it he was it's now just dust by the way uh yeah do you know he's a big meditation guy, this Jack Dorsey? That doesn't surprise me. He looks like the kind of guy who's into mindfulness. He looks like he's tripped on ayahuasca before. In late 2017, he completed 10 days of meditation known as a vipassana, taught by the followers of something I can't pronounce. In November 2018, he went on a birthday Vipassana meditation trip

to Myanmar. Look at this guy. So he's just Hansel. Hansel. So hot right now. Dude, he's out here. I want to do that. He was also rated in 2017

as one of the worst CEOs in America. That seems unfair. Yeah. As much as I use Twitter, I could not in good faith say that. Does he look like he could be my brother in this photo on his Wikipedia page? You're right.

He kind of does. He's a little bit too emaciated these days. Just probably from all the meditating. Is this what I looked like when I came out of quarantine after Peloton-ing all the time? Just like skin and bones? That's you after leaving the pub

for 72 hours. No, I'd be way too puffy for that. Just screaming your pipes out to no aces. You know what? I hope he lands on his feet. Dude, people would be like, don't you need to get back to your wife? And I'd be like, so Sally can wait.

That applies. I don't know how it took us that long, but we got there. Stop. Sally can wait. That applies. I don't know how it took us that long, but... She knows I still love... Stop. Dude, people hate it when you sing. They're walking on by. They hate it.

David, you got something to say, bitch? I got nothing to say. Dave, your frontrunner in the election coming up, he's dropped out. Matthew McConaughey. It pains me to say. Matthew McConaughey. It pains me to say that Matthew McConaughey will not be running for governor as he released

a three-minute video that I really didn't want to watch. Could have been 30 seconds. Yeah. Could have been a tweet. But he will continue to find other ways to help the greater good and help the state. So it's very cool. It's a bummer because we were in line to have him on the pod

to kind of give his party platform what he was going to do, how he would govern, what he would do differently. And let me just say this. I got the vibe that both sides could get it. Is KJ drinking a yingling right now? Oh! Let's get

KJ in here for some big breaking news. It's yingling season for old KJ. We doing Monday beers? Dude, KJ's a savage. KJ is a little parched. You know how much cooler than Dylan this is? Yeah. Dylan, like, we could play odds.

I could do odds with Dylan to get a yingling right now, and he'd be like, one in 3,000. It's Monday. I've got to work out today. I've got to work out this week. It doesn't need to be about me right now and he'd be like, 1 in 3,000. It's Monday. I gotta work out today. I gotta work out this week. It doesn't need to be about me right now. Low BMI. I respect the guy. He's a mature presence in the room. I should try to be more like him

is the thing. I don't know about that, but thank you. Well, fellas, thanks for cucking two of the new segments I was gonna hit right before this segment, so, you know. We got you. That's what we do, man. No big deal. Everybody knows that Jack is off and that the trial has started. So.

Do you have any thoughts on the trial? Yeah. Where do you see this trial going? I do have some thoughts. Can we just use this space for those thoughts? Hey, we can say whatever the hell we want. Speaking of spaces, Twitter spaces is pretty tight. If you guys are paying attention, there was a big one today.

No. Okay. But we'll leave that not for here. Which room? Yeah. I won't quote it. Look into it yourself. It might be on some outlets. Twitter's in space.

Maybe some Babylon Bee or something might be following up on that. But a big trial does start today. My thoughts on it is Jussie Smollett, whose trial begins today. I don't know if you're familiar with the name. I am. Actor, former mighty duck uh former actor on power empire empire not power no way or reason that i would mix those two up i was thinking of empire and power uh yesterday because i think there's a country version

of one of the two that's coming out soon that looks a little bit like nashville but trace atkins plays oh yes it's for susan sarandon yes the the man who once gave us honky tonk but donka donk correct classic trace atkins i want to say he's a he's a sizable fella he's a big dude well he's got a but donkey don't apparently maybe the dude's built in the video uh built like an ox yes that was in the video. What's up with the Smollett character? Oh, the Smollett character, if you recall. Are ox stupid thick downstairs?

Probably. In the noted suburb of northwest Indiana. It's actually in Chicago, but if you're Randy, you just refer to Chicago as kind of the other town next door. Yeah, okay. He dabs off mic. Wow. of the other town next door.

Yeah, okay. He dabs off Mike. Wow. Anyhow, Jesse Smollett was in the news two years ago for calling the police and asserting that two gentlemen had assaulted him wearing MAGA hats. He made it up. And that they left him in the snow, beat up with a noose around his neck.

He was still wearing said noose when the cops arrived later on that evening. Gotta take that off. Why would you take that off? I mean, you know, you don't know what the rest of his outfit looked like. It might have been swag. I don't know. It could have been a colonial look he was going for. Why are you doing this to us?

It turns out the two gentlemen responsible were, i i don't even want to go in description they could have also been on power and or they were two big big brothers yes not maggot guys at all first of all just have to say this feels like it happened seven years ago it feels so long ago when i saw that this was happening i was wait, I thought we had already had a resolution on this. I thought maybe he got probation. No, hasn't even gone to trial. Yeah, the wheels of justice move slow during a global pandemic or if you're in trouble for, you know, trafficking several underage women. So who knows? Two big trials start today.

Allegedly. I know one will get a lot more attention than the other. But maybe it's just because, you know, society likes to see women on trial and not men. But that's just my thought. Wow. Dude. I mean, I would have... Nothing.

Nothing. People are saying that Ghislaine Maxwell didn't kill herself. And I think it's accurate. I actually can't believe we've made it to this day. You thought that she would have... She did get corona early on, and you're like, oh, okay, that's going to be how they do it. I was positive that's how she was going to die.

I've gone so far in... The amount of TV shows, documentaries, podcasts that I've listened to about this damn situation. I need a resolution just so I can stop letting it occupy so much real estate in my brain. You'll never get one. We'll never get one. Those podcasts like Lists, The Outfitter, where the girls acquired the college sweaters that just said like university or whatever.

What was up with Epstein's fits? I'll save that for a John Duda appearance. I have no idea. I think they're covering that on Club Cool this week, actually. All right. Well, next story I have on the docket. You want to do ransacking? I didn't even give you the option here, Dylan.

Let's choose ransacking. Ransacking or name that plow. So we'll do ransacking. Name that plow. I don't know if you guys have heard about this. You guys hear about this hear about hear about this kev see what's up with david i was thinking that earlier when you're looking for a theme song i'm like total ripoff but it still still goes no but uh ransacking

across the west coast throughout california and in chicago i believe this weekend uh dozens of people will coordinate and basically run into nordstrom's or other high-end goods, retail outlets as it is, shopping, sizzin', and basically just rip and run. So this is a calculated effort by numerous people? Yeah, it's like groups of like 30, 40 people walk into a store, grab a handful of shit, run out. There's nothing they can do about it. Has there been any traction? Is it just Nordstrom's or are there like maybe some shirt stores that are super complicated that people are just going into

and just stealing stuff from? They hit Dan Flash's first, actually. They have a couple of shirts in there that are like $1,000, totally worth it. Do you have that one? No, not yet. You haven't eaten in three days. Oh, God. I'm saving it up.

As a member of a group text, that includes somebody who's been riding so hard for that show for multiple years, and I've just Heismaned it on account of at one point in time, I compared a show favorably or disfavorably and said that the league was better than said show. Turns out that show was, I think you should leave.

And I was wrong. In hindsight, the league is not a better show. And every time it comes up, I have to eat those words. Or they compare a show to the league. Not a good look. How do those words taste? Not good. Not good. The league. Not a good look. How do those words taste? Not good. Not good.

The league ran for like nine years. Zero Emmys or Emmy nominations of any sort ever. Well, I think whatever that show is has a better case than the league. I think you should leave. No. Uh-oh. It's always sunny. Oh, well, never mind.

They have the biggest case to be angry about never getting any nominations for anything. They never got nominated? I don't think they ever got any Emmy nominations. Probably accurate. I won't expose my other bad TV takes, but it includes not liking that show. But yeah, ransacking. Run and ramp it. It was throughout California, but it has spread to Chicago recently.

The article I read today was just talking about, as you can imagine, the very measured, very normal response from local police departments, just kind of, you know, brainstorming some of the things that they might do. I believe the AP article I read interviewed officers that were on Rodeo Drive in Beverly Hills that were like armed to the teeth and like semi-automatic weapons to protect the retail outlets there. So I'm like, okay, tap the brakes. It's a t-shirt, Greg, like calm down. So, you know, robbery's not good, but you know, all measured responses.

And lastly, elementary school in New Hampshire had a contest to name the snowplow that serviced their elementary school. Is it like Plow A McPlow phase? I feel like that could be an option. That's probably where I would have gone. I think these kids had a little bit more in their bag than it sounds like you or I would. I hid the link in here. I had to open it up.

Will, did you guys name your local plow? We had several local plows, but I don't know if any of them had a name. Did they call you the local plow? They did. There's only one. Did you guys know that there's only one plow owned by the city of Austin? I do know that because why would you need one here? Turns out we did.

The fact that they even bought one is actually surprising. I think that's like half more than they have in Dallas. But no, top submissions. Captain Snowpants. Okay. Snowpants? Snowpants. You know, Captain Underpants, the big kids book, I think.

Oh, sure. I did a book report on that one time. One I do like is Yo Bro, No Snow. That stinks. Okay. I mean, yes. Jennifer Snopes is another one. Okay.

Okay. Now we're talking. Now we're talking. Snow Be I mean, yes. Jennifer Snopes is another one. Okay. Okay. Now we're talking. Now we're talking. Snow-be-gone Kenobi. That's a Star Wars reference, Dylan? Why are you rose-tanning me? You did get rose-tanning. Plowy McPlowface did show up.

And then Burrito with like six R's and Steve. Oh, so Burrito. Very cool. Elementary kids trying to be future Daves. Congratulations, New Hampshire. You suck. Wow. Why did you do New Hampshire like that?

Shouts to New Hampshire. All three listeners from New Hampshire are just tuned out. I take that back. I think Sally got a job offer in New Hampshire recently. Is she going to take it? I don't think so based on the fact that my job exists here. Live free or die. Is their motto. Is their state motto, yes.

I think I would choose to live free. I agree. Who's choosing die? All of those ransackers, apparently, and anyone who would say that if they would have driven off in cool, like, modded-up cars, you could just say it's like a Fast and Furious thing. But instead, they leave on foot, and it's a problem.

So, you know, that's just me. Dude, we got edgy beer KJ. Dude, I'm like a third of beer in. Just wait. Just wait. I feel bad because I'm glad somebody had one. I don't know if anybody's had one. Yeah, I traded in like 17%, 12% beers for a Yingling.

That's kind of how this exchange rate's gone down. That's not a bad deal you made. Check out more of these average to lukewarm takes on too much dip. Very sick. Thank you, KJ. Thank you. Is that all she wrote boys is let's get the hell out of happy.

Bye. you