Circling Back - Drinking Turbo Guinness In My Christmas Sweater

Episode Date: November 20, 2024

The boys discuss Dillon's second time becoming a hero after finding a flipped vehicle on the road, Washed Media's Christmas sweater ideas that didn't make it, the Turbo Guinness, Jaguar's terrible rebrand, and This Weekend in Fun.  Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop     •    (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter    •    (18:40) Dillon is a Hero x2   •    (33:33) Christmas Sweaters that Didn't Make It   •    (51:36) The Turbo Guinness   •    (1:01:30) The Jaguar Rebrand     •    (1:07:45) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors:   •   Earlybird CBD: Get 20% OFF your first purchase with promo code CB20 at https://earlybirdcbd.com/ If you’ve purchased before, these codes are brand new so go load up the cart.    •   Mugsy: First time customers can get 20% BACK on their first order right now. All you need to do is head to https://mugsy.com/ and enter your email your and the discount is automatically added to your cart.   •   Twillory: Use code WASHED18 for $18 off your first order of $139 or more at https://twillory.com/   •  SPRKL: Use code STEAM for 20% OFF your order at SPRKLWIPES.COM Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. Circling Back podcast. My name is Will in the studio with me today. David C. Ruff. Hello, Will. I've got a little bit of blowback regarding the coffee I'm drinking. It's it's like my

fourth cup of the day, fourth cup of the morning and I felt a little weird about it, but then I remembered I'm just a chill guy, so and uh I felt a little weird about it but then I remembered I'm just a chill guy. So, deal with it. It's the McCafe hitting today. It tastes like it always does. It's not your fourth cup of bean ball. Yes,

it is. Four cups of bean ball. That's too much coffee, Dave. I'm a chill guy. So, Brett, Brett had a hankering this morning. Said he gets it once a year. He won a McDonald's breakfast. So, he hit the squad up. Yes. Dave's the only person to get a coffee. Yeah. I always hesitate to

order liquid when someone's picking up for me. I had that thought. I didn't want to be that guy. Okay. I had that thought but at the end of the day, I remembered I'm a chill guy. You are the chill guy. What's, okay, fill me in. I need some context here about the chill guy. You're not going to get it. What? You're not getting any context remembered I'm a chill guy. You are the chill guy. What's okay, fill me in. I need some context here about the chill guy. You're not going to get it. What? You're not getting any context. I'm just speaking from the heart. We got Dylan Shivery. He just got a haircut and immediately

put his hat back on. I told you man, my the first week after my cut, it doesn't look right. There's a my my haircut really hits one week after my cut. I just think you're overthinking it. Yeah. That's a long time to have your hair not look right. I know. It doesn't look terrible. It's prime one week after my cut.

So I time it that way. You and prime have very different haircuts. That's true. He's got a great white beard that I'm pretty jealous of. Should I not be plucking the whites out of my beard like I have them? You pluck? You've told me before you're envious of my grays

and my limited facial hair. I know, I know. To do as I say, not as I do. I just, I've been plucking them out. Someone said that if you pluck it out, four more grow back. That's an old wives tale, it's not true. Can I share? It wasn't my wife who told me that old wives tale, it's not true. Can I share? It wasn't my wife who told me that.

You have a problem with older wives? Can I share Dylan's? Age ain't nothing but a number. Cute dad anecdote of the week. Dylan Shivery. So, got a text this morning from Parks' mother, Dallas is her name. She said, I got something to tell you.

She showed me a screenshot from a text from one of his friend's mother's. So little is his friend is a girl. She lives about a quarter of a mile from the school. They're big buds. They hang out after school a lot. Big friends. She has asked for parks to be dropped off each day at their house before school so they can walk to school together. That's a chill sitch. How cute is that? It's pretty cute.

It's mega cute. Why wouldn't you just get dropped off at school though? Because they wanna walk together. They're friends, they're buds. I hated walking to school. I think he might have a little crush on her, but. Is he getting friends on? I think he might have a crush on her, dude.

No, I don't think so. Okay, just making sure. I don't think so thank you. Cute scene. I wanted to share proud dad moment Got some cute shit going on and they should rollerblade together Then you got a storm at school. We got thrown over your shoulder or something. I don't know how it works But do you want a blade or not? I don't want to blade. No, is he ever bladed? He's never bladed Have you ever seen the movie Brink? No, all time decom. Is it about Cameron? No. Then I don't want to watch it. It's not dude named Brink. I mean, I don't know what's your problem.

Well, her name is Brink. It's kind of a red flag to host a podcast with a dude that's never seen Brink. You ever seen Johnny Tsunami? No. What the fuck, dude? That's not my. That's crazy. That's not my wheelhouse. I think you know it also He's just like a skater today. Johnny tsunami is not your wheelhouse. So you don't like you don't like mountain vibes in Vermont Yeah, you don't want to run that one. Yeah, you you're you're built to be a sky, dude. Oh I'm just like a skater. I have a flannel. No, this is it's giving skater. Yeah, you look like you're a real bro from Simi Valley Yeah, you look like you're a real bro from Simi Valley. Yeah.

Oh yeah, okay, I'll take that. The backwards hat's not helping the situation. I know, I know. Let's see what it looks like. Show the people. I'd rather not. You just don't have hat hair. It's like a double wamp.

The hat, shut the fuck up. Matt's down the right way. Show us your scalp. No, no, no, I need a fluff to look decent. No, show us your hat. Come on, dude. Unveil the haircut. Let me get it fluffed a little bit.

Oh, fuck, you need a week. I know, I need a week. Damn, you kind of have cop vibes when you take the hat off. It's a real thing, guys. Are you a cop? I think you know I'm not a cop. I work with you.

I can see you being undercover. I see exactly what an undercover cop would say. I see you every day. You know you have to tell us. It'd be a long con if I was. Do they have to tell you? Yeah, if you ask them. Is that a thing? No. I don't think they actually have to tell us. It'd be a long con if I was- Do they have to tell you? Yeah, if you ask them. Is that a thing?

No. I don't think they actually have to tell you. I thought that was how you identified undercover cops- No, that's an old life tale. ... like underage bars. No, your older wife told you that? That would literally defeat the purpose of undercover cops. You got me. I think you guys might be wrong on this.

Nah, no. Dave's a lawyer. Okay. I'm going to look this up. Yeah, please do. I mean, if I was infiltrating a biker gang and one of the biker gang guys said, hey, are you a cop? I'd be like, fuck no. I typed in do undercover and it auto filled,

cops have to identify themselves. Let's click on that. Let's see. No, undercover cops generally do not have to identify themselves when asked. Okay, Dave was right. Lawyer Dave was actually, he studied. He didn't skip this chapter.

Yeah. Very cool. Sorry for checking you. Like someone checked, you checked Randy yesterday on the game show. Were you gonna make this about me now? Randy, did you feel offended when that happened? Little bit.

See? How many times would it take? If Dylan was at a music festival, how many times would it take for him to go up to a group of people and ask for like drugs? Like how many times would it take before someone said like, are you a cop? I don't think it would take that many times.

How do you know how to ask? What's the code word when you ask for drugs from someone at a music festival? You got any dank? Yeah, you got any? People are, people doing coke at music festivals. I'm sure so. But, but it's not like it's like not top two. Hey, Will I'm compliment what I like that shirt. Thank you. Thank you. It's a good-looking shirt. It's new It's from our you can see it's new by the creases on the sleeves. Can I pull that off you think I don't know

You can pull it off me playboy From our good friends good friends of the retail therapy podcast our friends over at canoe club They don't sell any canoes, which is crazy. What deceptive? It's from our good friends, good friends of the retail therapy podcast, our friends over at Canoe Club. They don't sell any canoes, which is crazy. What? Deceptive. There's not even a club you can join to canoe with people. That's fake.

Yeah. Yeah. I also got a, a Japanese robe in my order. Uh, my wife got home last night from a work trip and walked into our bedroom and saw me chilling in bed, just straight smoothing in bed. Right, smoothing. And she was like, what are you wearing right now? I said, it's my Japanese robe.

And she was like, okay. Then I got out of bed and to go do some late night. Smoothing? Kitchen eating. Okay. That brie cheese is gone, baby. You weren't late night. Smooth kitchen eating. Okay. That brie cheese is gone, baby. You

weren't late night balling? No. It was real eater hours. So, I went, I entered the kitchen and she saw me enter the kitchen and she looked at me and she just said, you look fucking ridiculous. You should not be wearing that. See, it was giving

Winnie the Pooh in his pajamas. You know what I'm talking about? Oh yeah. Oh, was it two piece set? No, just a one. Just a one. He doesn't wear pants. He doesn't? Has Winnie the Pooh ever worn pants? I'm picturing pajama pants on.

When he went to that black tie wedding, he did. Did he? Yeah, he had to. Oh, the one, the meme one? No, I think it was like his best friend from high school's wedding. He was in the wedding. It's annoying that if you Google Winnie the Pooh pajamas,

a bunch of Winnie the Pooh themed pajamas come up and not a picture of Winnie the Pooh wearing pajamas. Like, that's not. And that's soft. That is not smooth. Then I just thought about how you would approach a group of cool teens for drugs. Ready? Yeah. Hey, who got the bag slime? That that's cop. That's a cop phrase right there. What to do? Who's got the coke? I'd probably just say like you guys got a blow or what?

That's no blows. That's is that outdated? I think so. See, I don't know the term anymore. Not that I ever did. Who's got that marching powder? Yo, you guys like to get wet. That's PCP.

Yeah, I don't know if you should do that. Don't do that at a music. That's pretty aggressive. What does PCP make you do? That's PCP. Yeah, I don't know if you should do that. Don't do that at a music festival. That's pretty aggressive. What does PCP make you do? I've never done PCP. I think it makes you immune to tasing. Cool. So when the cops eventually swarm you, you got a good four or five minutes longer than you would otherwise.

I think I would just say Coke. You guys got Coke? I feel like you could slide in some blow. Okay. Yo, can I slide in some blow. Okay. Yo, can I slide in some blow? Yo, what's up? You guys got anything? Yo, can I get a little bumper-roosky? Hey, I'm trying to party.

You guys gonna help me or what? Hey, I'm really tired. I had a late night. Bumper-roosky? Yeah, don't say that. No one's ever landed below doing saying that. Oh, I'm so tired right now. Do you guys have anything that like you guys got any coffee?

You guys got any nose coffee? There you go. Nose coffee is good. Nose coffee is good. That's good. Nose beers was always a fun. What if we made like a coffee that we dyed white? And you snort it?

No, you just make coffee with it. No, you do enema. Oh, I'm not doing that. Told you all about the kid in high school that had a shirt that said, who needs friends when you have enemas like this? We were like, I don't think you know what that means. Yeah.

You got to get a new shirt, my man. Phrase didn't make a ton of sense. He did, he ended up relegating it to his gym shirt, which I appreciated. I feel like you get away with shit in gym class. That's a real problem, man, after 35 have. They lose their friends and they just start doing enemas. It's not a good substitute for friendship.

What is Trump gonna do to stifle male loneliness? I guess Trump doesn't have male loneliness anymore because he just has Elon chilling. He's surrounded by Lutz. He's surrounded by Lutz at all times. He really is. Elon's got three, maybe four months tops before like, it's like, all right, you gotta get out of here.

His shine's gonna wear off. You're fucking in the hole. Like, I appreciate what you've done for me, but can you go home? You're fucking wearing me out. Is there truth to the notions that he's been calling himself co-president in meetings with people and Trump is just like, excuse me? There's no way.

If I was president elect and I had a billionaire next to me calling himself co-president, I'd be like, you need to fucking slow your roll right now. I will take away your Starlink government funding. Is this like a Dwight Michael situation? Assistant to the regional manager. You guys seen that show? Kids, can I have some Coke? Remember that old tweet about Trump said about Elon, about how he, if he asked him to get on his hands and knees and beg him that he would have been that one? And he did. And he did did now they're best buds. I feel like it's a one-way thing

Oh, yeah, I feel like he's getting smoked here for too long Like all right, you know, I go back to you don't leaves the room and he looks around he's like this fucking guy I swear to God. Oh my god. There's definitely a side text annoying guy Oh, yeah, there's a side text of like oh yeah there's a good side text like crazy there's a non-elon group that that trump's just cooking it absolutely his best materials always looking at his phone he's always over laughing at memes who is this doge character i keep hearing about i know check me out over on Blue Sky. I made a Blue Sky this weekend.

You did? Yeah. I mean, I honestly, the reason I did it was just so I could get my name just in case like it took off. Oh, fuck. But like, I'm not going to lie. As much as the Twitter feed sucks with a bunch of political stuff that I don't want, I just want shit posts.

Is it just a lib haven over there? It's just like I entered in my interests and I tried to enter in things that had nothing to do with politics because I don't want to scroll politics on my timeline and now I just get a bunch of... Actually, you might love this fucking app because all I'm getting is like space photos and stuff. I said I liked nature and like now I'm just only getting nature stuff. I watched a dope video about the size of the universe yesterday and it's has a lot of real estate in my brain right now. It's really cool. I might share it with y'all one day. I don't think they can quantify the size of it.

Yeah, that's the thing. Like it doesn't matter. My human brain can't comprehend it. And yeah, so why would I watch it? It was this. Are you sure it as a real documentary, it was this man standing in an empty swimming pool. It was 50 meters by 25 meters and like, I don't know, three meters tall, two meters tall. And he said, he took like little pieces of cereal. I said, this is one universe. So I'm gonna show you how many I'm sorry, not university galaxy. This is one galaxy. He. So I'm gonna show you how many, I'm sorry, not universe, galaxy, this is one galaxy. He goes, I'm gonna show you how many galaxies there are

in the observable universe. And he filled this entire pool and he goes, okay, these are all galaxies. One of these, this is the Milky Way. There are like billions of stars in this Milky Way. And then he said, and then he pans out and there's 355 of those pools filled to the brim with little pieces of cereal.

And those all represent galaxies in the universe. Is this why cereal is costing so much at the grocery store right now? I think you're missing the boat a little bit. It seems like it could have been done in a reel, not a documentary. Are you just watching documentaries of dudes making big ass bowls of cereal? It was so fucking cool. Did they pour milk in? no milk? No, no milk Okay, was it raw milk?

Again, no milk. It was just cereal like the size of a Cheerio basically represent a galaxy. Oh Cheerio Were they honey nut I Did you guys are kind of missing the exercise here and the point of it. I would have screwed McDuck to that. I was a big fan of frosted Cheerios. Were they frosted Cheerios? Dude, frosted Cheerios, are they still around?

This conversation just isn't going the way I intended it to. Dude, that's okay. I would wait until they got all the cereal out, then I'd get my board and I would just fucking skate that pool. It wasn't a skatable pool. It had right angles at the bottom. It wasn't smooth. It wasn't smooth. Sorry. No, there's a way. You get to one end and you have to turn right back around because you hit a wall, you know. You guys got any blow? I just hit a wall. That's good. Call back. What was this dot called? Sorry, Will. No, go ahead. What was the dot called, Dylan? Doc us up. While you're doing your thing, I will find it. Okay. Tomorrow, listener voicemails drop. 888-618-4422, get in, get out,

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Go to youtube.com slash circling back Subscribe if you want some new Christmas sweaters, I got some news for you wash media dot shops got those we have a bunch of holiday sweaters up there We're gonna be adding more today and tomorrow and officially launching them on Thursday But there's some up right now that you can get and later in this episode. We will be talking about some of the ideas that didn't Get made right now that you can get. And later in this episode, we will be talking about some of the ideas that didn't get made. Might need someone to go take a photo of the board before we do that so Randy can put it on the screen.

I'll have Brett Slack Randy a photo of the board. That's not good, Randall. It is Slack it to me, Daddy-o. Before we get into the episodes, here from our friends over at EarlyBirdsCBD.com. These are recreational hemp gummies that contain around two and a half milligrams of natural THC and around 12 and a half milligrams of CBD in each gummy. They just dropped off the bag for us at the office

and those things flew like wildfire. Shout out Justin, shout out early bird. I might be, I might've been the only guy at a King Gizzard show to be on two early birds. No, I don't think you were. Two? Two is not that crazy. I didn't know you liked to get wet. It's not that. Oh. It's the other stuff. Yeah, it's pretty tame. Yeah. So tame that you can use them to go out and you're not going to be all out of sorts. You're not going to get crossed up. It's the perfect tie. You can use them the way I use them, which is

as you crawl into bed. You just just wanna get a little chill about you while you're maybe watching MTV's The Challenge. Cozy is the word I use. Okay, okay. Will's just eating brie, just on Early Bird. No comment on that, Playboy. That fig conserve hits different with the Early Bird gummies.

Anyway, if you wanna get 20% off your first purchase, use promo code CB20 at Earlybirdcbd.com. If you've purchased before, these codes are brand new, so go load that card up. CB20 for 20% off at earlybirdcbd.com. Dylan, we're in the presence of a hero. Yes, you are actually. Hero times two. But before we get to that, I just shared a link to the

video I was talking about. It's by Epic Space Man. He has over 400k subscribers on YouTube. And it's called, I Poured All the Galaxies in the Universe into a Pool. It's worth the 15 plus minutes. It's pretty crazy. Anyway, 15 plus minutes is not a documentary. I didn't use the word documentary. I believe you guys did. I think you said doc. I think I said video. Pull the tape. Randy, run that back. Yeah. Randy, can you pull the tape? I'll pull the tape later. Email Dylan at washmedia.com if you use the word documentary.

Email him right now. Please do. Anyway. I just got a text that says yeah Dylan definitely used documentary. Back to my heroics. So on Halloween of 2017, I can't believe it's already been seven years since I was, I've been a hero for seven years basically, seven plus. So seven years ago I was driving to go meet up with some friends and Parks and his mother to do some trick-or-treating and I was on this windy road in northwest Austin and I was the first one to drive upon a truck that had flipped, was on its side and I had to cut this man out of his cab. I had to cut the seatbelt. I didn't cut him. I cut the seatbelt in order to free him from the truck. Crazy.

Was it on fire? It wasn't on fire. But if it was, I probably still would have done the same thing, David. Was it smocking? It wasn't smocking. Okay. There was no, it was just the truck was just flipped over and I was a hero that day. I talked about it. We talked about it on here. Big deal. It was probably touching base at that point. It's definitely not on this show. We didn't exist in 2017. Fast forward to yesterday morning, Tuesday morning.

I am leaving for work. I'm driving along this road that is a quiet road. It's a heavy pedestrian road. No one, it's hard to get over 25 miles per hour on this road. There are typically cars parked along this road. I'm driving along headed to work and I don't even notice it at first because like I said there are cars usually parked along this road and I look to my right and I see that the car next to me is not parked, it is actually on its side. There's broken glass around it.

And I'm like, holy shit, this car has flipped over and there are no emergency vehicles around. This must've just happened. I look in my rear, I pull off to the side and I look at my rear view mirror and I see some pedestrians sprinting over to this car. It is a Toyota Prius. It is on its side.

Okay. As I get out of the car, I walk up. I see the guy in the car bust out one of the side windows. It's like, all right, clearly he's still in here. Let's see what's going on. He's probably relieved to see what's going on. This guy. He was probably relieved to see a cop show up. Yeah, walk up to the car and as I'm getting there, like I said, another pedestrian is arriving

at the same time. The man is okay. He, his arm is a little banged up. He's holding it. It's hurting him a little bit, but otherwise he's okay. He's clearly shaken. He's breathing heavily. Adrenaline was pumping. And I'm wondering how on a road that you drive so slowly on can you flip a vehicle? There's no

there's no speed in that area of town. No you can't speed on this. Can't do much giddy up. What street is it? I don't want to say because it's right by where I live and I don't want to give away my my right by where I live and I don't want to give away my my residence. What's your what's your unit number in your building? I forgot the name of the street doesn't add anything to the story. I'm asking for myself just so I can paint a picture a Robert Frost poem in my head. It's close to the P. Terry's that is on South Omar.

Okay. Ah, what do you think of the new chicken bites there? They're okay. They're okay. They're okay. Okay. Yeah. I'm not going to go there just for the chicken.

They're not, they're not. Rose didn't like them. Pretty bad. Yeah. I don't think they're, they're not for kids. They're, they're just okay. I thought they were bad. Like bad or like bad? Not bad as in like they're just, they tasted rubbery.

They've, so they've, they've since remedied that a little bit and I think they've changed something about them because that was my first take as well. And now they've gotten a little more crispy. Okay. Cause I got them the first week they came out. So I did the same thing. I think I got them release day. So the first question that the other pedestrian asked this

guy is how did this happen? Which I thought was a pretty appropriate thing to ask on a road that you go so slowly on. He goes, I don't know. I was looking down and before I knew it I was up on the side of this little embankment and in the picture I posted you can see there's a little there's a steep but small embankment right next to the road. So he just went over the curb and his wheels just went up and tipped over. You think he was pissing in a bottle? I think more likely he was on his phone. I looked down and his phone is on the ground. It was hanging by the charging cable. The aux? That's pretty dope that it was still connected. So yeah,

so I reached down like, hey man, here's your phone. I pull it up. I don't pull it up, but as I pick it up, the screen lights up and he just has some text messages that are popping. The dude was clearly on his phone. I mean, nothing else makes sense here. He was probably talking to his fantasy league

about a Monday night football game. Just absolutely mobbing on the way to work. I don't know what was going on, but the dude was on his phone and hopefully he learned a lesson. That's the lesson for everyone out here. Don't text and drive. I mean, that's coming from a guy who loves texting and driving.

If you're going to do it, do it on top of your steering wheel. Exactly. Yes, you can at least see the road. Do you feel like there might be something going on in your life where you would just have a car? Because you've had two flip cars, you've had the Luby situation. Yeah, I don't know. The day that you got a new car, you had someone rear end you.

Like I feel like you had a bunch of Mustangs going after you. The positive here though is in all these incidents, nothing, no one's gotten hurt. This guy had a banged up arm, like I said, he walked away. That feels like more of a message to you than it does like someone trying to kill you.

Is the universe sending you messages to stop texting and driving? Or maybe just stop driving altogether. I don't do it anymore. You are getting to the age where we might need to take the keys away. I'm 41, man. You think Biden still drives? No. No, why would he drive? I don't know.

Queen Elizabeth drove like old ass. Hello. Ain't no way that dude's driving. I'm the queen. No, no, why would he drive? Oh Queen Elizabeth drove like old ass So we're like do you need help out of this car goes yes, but I need a minute because he was shook He had his pants back up. He wanted to get pissing. He wanted to get a selfie upside down. Yo He was like man, I'm so embarrassed like I was driving to my job. I got to call my boss I was like, it's fine. Amen. This stuff is fixable. You're okay.

That's what's important here. I was trying to pep him up. You think there's a chance he was ghost riding it? He was in the vehicle. So no. Well, yeah, he jumped in when he saw things getting a little hairy. Yeah.

He decided to try to figure it out. So this other man, this pedestrian, and we helped this gentleman up through the driver's side window. Because yeah, no passenger side window of his car. And he, we help him out. And, and that was that. So the ambulance has to show up. There was another another woman had walked up to that point, she said, I'm going to call the police. And she was like, Do you need ambulance? And I was like, if you if you say a car she said I'm gonna call the police and she was like do you need ambulance and I was

Like if you if you say a car slip, they're gonna send the whole squats comments He miles would just get on the horn and call him had it I've been there Not only would it have gone down a little differently, but here's how it would have gone down I would have assembled a team Because it would have been really fun to like push the car back over. Yeah, dude. Yes, have you were Prius too? That's like not a heavy. Oh, it's doable. Yeah. Dude, yes. A Prius too, that's like not a heavy car. Oh, it's doable. Yeah.

Have you ever tried to move a car? Yeah, there's a guy in high school who used to move his car to different parking spaces. No, we had a party one time and this person tried to leave the party. I think she had been drinking and decided that she was gonna just do the worst backup job of all time

and she backed into a garden. And so we were like, all right, we all came back to the house hammered and we were like, all right, we all came back to the house hammered and we were like, all right, we gotta figure out how to move this car. We didn't have the keys to it so we couldn't pull it forward. We also didn't wanna mess anything up.

So three of us were like, all right, we're gonna move this fucking car. We did not move it an inch. At no point did it even get close to coming off the ground. In high school, my sister drove a Jeep Wrangler. They're cleaning the cleaning window. Okay.

It sounds like they're throwing basketballs at the window right now. We got an email yesterday. They're cleaning one fucking wall ball. Seriously. My sister drove a Jeep Wrangler in high school and she had the top off of it during like the warmer months. I usually take the top off the defense. Shut up.

And it was it was a stick shift so you could easily hop in and put the car in neutral. Her friends would move it to the other side of the school like almost every other day. That shit's hilarious. It was so funny. That's funny. She got annoyed after a while but it was a really funny prank. I thought I got my car stolen at HEB one time because they have three levels of parking there and I parked on the bottom level and when I took the elevator down I went to the second level not

thinking about it and I was positive that like it was just gone. Yeah. Like I'm done. Someone just stole my car. Yeah. It's not that funny. What, the clanks? Clank squad.

It doesn't sound like, I don't know if the people at home can hear it, but it just sounds like they're just beating on the windows. Not like they're like streaking them. That just sounds like they're like hammering. It sounds like a thousand birds are flying head first into the window. And they're all dying.

Don't bring that up around, right? Yeah. Why would you do that? Anyway. It's all that window bird attractor spray that you put on there. Read my article. Anyway, that's my story.

You think homie might've been throwed to the game? Drunk drove the whip? It was about 9.20 a.m and he was said he was on his way. So he's got a real problem. Now he didn't seem drunk. Okay. Seemed like he was distracted by his phone. Maybe he'd been up at like a late night poker game

where he'd been drinking heavily. Maybe he was up late night balling. Maybe he was leaving his boys living room. Left the 48 other guys there. Yeah, maybe so. Maybe so. He had gone to a dinner the night before with eight other men and had gone really well.

And the conversation was so intense that he just forgot to go home and go to bed. So he was tired driving into work and he just rolled that bit. It annoys me that the eight great men dinner or however many great men dinner, it annoys me that they re-edited the real to not have the guy drinking a beer in it. It was a 0% alcohol corona. Only a trained eye would pick that up.

Real drinkers know. Real drinkers know that that's not a real drink. I'm not opposed to doing a 0. Yeah. Real drinkers know. Yeah. Real drinkers know that that's not a real drink. I'm not opposed to doing a 0.0 Guinness at this point. We got some in the fridge for a while. Do we? Not anymore. I don't. I

like the zero point. It's a little sweeter but overall, it's pretty decent. You know, if you get one of those 0.0 Guinness and you chug it, you drink it fast enough, you can get drunk. Really? Your body will like, it'll hit it so fast that your your body will be like, oh fuck, this must be

alcohol and before it realizes it, you feel the effects. It only lasts for like three and a half minutes but there's a little window there where it's like, oh bro, I chugged a beer and then your body's like, no, there's no alcohol. We just we just tested it. We had a girl one time bring a bottle of non-alcoholic wine to a party and she didn't look like she was having very much fun. I said something and she was like, yeah, I don't know.

It's not, I feel like everyone's hammered and I'm not. And I was like, I like that you're not like doing placebo effect right now. I respect this about you. Yeah. I had to point out to her, uh, yeah, the wine you're drinking has no alcohol in it. It's grape juice. Congratulations. You do have to drink to have fun.

Grape juice. Did she bring Welchers? Like sparkly grape juice? No credit to her, it looked very legitimate. And I was like, what are you, like what's going on? Like she's like, yeah, I've drank most of this bottle of wine. I don't feel anything. Don't those beers still have like traces of alcohol in them? I don't know.

Like if you drink like 10,000 of them, you'd feel something. I think like Odools might, but I can't speak to like the 0.0 Guinness. It's really hard to say. Sometimes you just want to have a creamer though, you know? Pint de Plaine, I can't speak to like the 0.0 Guinness. It's really hard to say. Sometimes you just want to have a creamer though, you know? Pint a plane, I just like the ritual, you know? I hear you. I want to split the G.

I'm devastated that there's a Kelly's Irish pub get together next week when I'm out of town. I'll be there. Barrett never confirmed. I think he found out it was just me and Dylan. He's like, ah. No, he's got other lutes he's going to invite. Not just you guys. Was it Brad K also on the text in that text group. I

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washmedia.shop. And I thought it would make sense to put up our brainstorm board and maybe talk out some of the ideas that got left on the cutting room floor. I will say that Washed Media, we don't have that many meetings, but when we do have the Christmas sweater meeting, it's probably the most fun meeting of the year for some reason. The creativity really shines through when we have these meetings. Randy, can you just zoom in on the top half of the board and we can start there? We want to start with Randy's hot to go idea. I hate this one.

So this grew on me. Yeah, and sauce liked it. There's something here. Yeah, but don't the listeners hate sauce? I think he was giving you a pity compliment on that Yeah, no, he was like it was I'm sorry hot to goes in the site Let me just say sauce would not sauce would not give Randy a compliment a pity compliment. Yeah, that's fair No, it's not brandy it I Freaked with the vision. I understand the vision. Randy made one of the ugliest initial designs

that I've ever seen in my entire life. No, that's not what happened. The hot to go one? What happened was I was like one or two minutes into my design process and Will came over and said, that looks like shit. I'm like, yeah, I just started. See, that's why I don't like screen lookers, dude.

Yeah. You start getting judgments before you're ready to unveil. It's fucked up. Well, the first three ideas were hot to go, Zen and eight ball. I don't know. I don't even know what the eight ball, was the eight ball just eight snowballs?

No, I think it was more along the lines of- Santa doing cocaine? Santa or maybe a reindeer just doing blow. A good number of our ideas have been like some kind of fucked up Santa or maybe a reindeer just doing blow a good number of our ideas have been like Some kind of fucked up Santa or reindeer like they've done too much drinking or drugs I would have liked to see what woke Rudolph would have looked like I think it was just Rudolph of the blue nose Like an eyebrow piercing right was very big into woke He was, you can ask him what woke Rudolph. I hate that idea.

I don't even remember that. I hate it. Woke Rudolph. We never actually, we had an absolute boys reindeer idea that was just gonna be reindeer being absolute boys, but I don't think we ever got the ball across the goal line in terms of design concepts for that. Santa roadies has legs, I think.

Just him cash and beers. Yeah. It would be kind of good to have him with like his Santa sack and then it's just clearly filled with a bunch of empty cans. He's crashing in trees and shit. Here's the thing though. Yeah, he is getting pulled and he is the sleigh driver. He's not doing any of the heavy lifting there.

Are you advocating for him drinking behind the reins? I'm saying it doesn't matter. You could put any of us back there. The reindeer is there. They know where to go. You think so? Yeah He's got a pool in those rains though. I've got a direct on it's not like they're they're smart enough to like feel sadness Cuz their nose is fucking red. It's like riding a horse Could you ride a horse drunk and it'd be like as safe as if you were sober? It's not like riding a horse. You got how many reindeer 12? I'm just saying the horse.

You got a squad that's looking out for you. The horse can use its brain to like, hey man, let's maybe let's not drive off this. Like this is a one way. Let's not go down this road. Yeah, but if I'm in the back of my buddy's Tahoe, cashing beers in the third row, it's fine. I'm not, I'm not affecting anything on that.

He's just deleting beers in the back of the Tahoe. But you have no control over the Tahoe. I'm not affecting anything on that drive. He's just deleting beers in the back of the Tahoe. But you have no control over the Tahoe. I'm confused. Horses understand the concept of one-way streets? No, that's not a good example. You know what I'm saying? Yes, I agree. Here's a cliff here. Let's not drive off or run off of it. Okay, but the reindeer- It's not put two wheels on the side and flip it.

The reindeer are capable of making fun of Rudolph and being clickish and standoffish. I feel like they could guide the sleigh perfectly fine. They may miss a house or two. They may go to the wrong house. Sounds like magic abilities. Like they're, these are not your grandma's reindeer. So there you go. So I can say-

My grandma doesn't have any reindeer. My grandma got ran over by a reindeer. Oh, I'm sorry dude. I'm sorry dude. Did Dylan help? Nope. One of the ideas was Mudang's little fat ass getting stuck in a chimney. I'm sorry. I'm sorry, dude. I'm sorry, dude. Did Dylan help? Nope. One of the ideas was Mudang's little fat ass

getting stuck in a chimney. Yeah, that was when Mudang was more hot in the streets. Everyone knows I'm a haggis guy if we're gonna go with a pigmy hippos. Right. I do kind of wish we would have done Santa and reindeer doing the handshake meme. Okay. I don't know how you could do, Dap up a reindeer's hoof, but like I just, you just grab it.

Yeah, like you Dylan, you son of a bitch. I don't even know what movie is that from? Predator. Oh, it is? It's Arnold and Carl Weathers. Rest in peace, Carl. From Arrested Development? Yes. You getting aed Development? Yes.

You getting a stew going? Also from Happy Gilmore. That's Karl Weathers? And Apollo from Rocky, yeah. Okay. Did the Rudolph, he not like us one go off? That is zeitgeist, like very, very late, late, late zeitgeist. But do you get it?

It's Rudolph and he's not like the other reindeer. He's different. Yeah. And it's like the Kendrick Lamar song. It felt like bullying. That's why we decided against it that and it was a really, really hair-brained idea. Yeah.

Scroll down, Randy. Absolute Toys was not the worst. My absolute toys. My absolute toys. I'm chilling with my absolute toys. Assassination Snowball got made. What's that? Polarizing. Polarizing. Y'all made that one when I wasn't there. So I don't know. I got nothing to do. That was all y'all. I love the Santa Rudolph sweater idea. I mean, I'm a liberal cock and I was okay with the assassination snowball sweater. Yeah, that shouldn't be offensive. Like it's zeitgeist.

Only person who died in that situation was the guy with the rifle. Yeah, that's not true. Yeah. Oh yeah, someone from the, I'm sorry. Someone from the crowd did die. If it would have gone my way, I would have actually had the snowball going over everyone's head in this in the sweater, but that got vetoed

We're just making a play on an iconic photo. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What is dear secrets? service That's a that's a bullet point underneath assassination. So the dear secret service was the reason that I thought it was funny Yeah, whenever that got thrown out. I was like, okay a bunch of secret service was the reason that I thought it was funny. Whenever that got thrown out, I was like, okay, a bunch of secret service agent deer is actually hilarious. With aviators on or whatever they're, yeah, that's great.

Yeah, we pretty much just, if we laugh when it gets thrown up there or when somebody puts it out, it's getting written on the board. Yeah, there's no bad ideas. I'm not surprised that Santa two glasses of milk did not get made. Two glasses of milk. two glasses of milk did not get made. Two glasses of milk. Two glasses of milk, please.

He could have been double fisting though. Okay, the real eater sweater with Santa just eating cookies. Is real eater like enough of a term that people would get it? It's not not within the confines of this room. Not quite Geisty enough. Okay, what if it was just Santa eating the cookie over the sink? Goblin mode Santa?

Yeah, something there. Did we do Zen outline in the pocket? No. Or was that just that we did the Zen, how the Zen stole Christmas? I do think the outline of the Zen in the pocket while he's like, you know Maybe bending over in front of a tree dropping presents would have been funny but tough to pull off I think I just don't know if it's gonna do numbers get the point across a better graphic than it is a ugly

Christmas sweater. I just thought of one what What if Santa's stuck in the fireplace What if Santa's stuck in the fireplace? It says, help me step. Alf, I'm stuck. And someone's trying to unstick him? Correct. Maybe his little pants are getting pulled down or something? I mean, I don't know if we would put that on there,

but you understand. You understand, that's zeitgeist. Were you here yesterday for my Matt Gaetz stuck in the chimney idea? No. It's too niche. But it was going to say you're always 17 in your hometown. Oh, I did. And it was going to be Matt Gaetz stuck in the chimney.

I did hear that one. Yeah. I'm not sure that one worked. Cross Canadian. Super well. Yeah. I don't really want to make Matt Gaetz merch. Ray Gunn dancing Charlie Brown style. That's a good idea. I don't remember this one. That's a good idea. I don't remember this one. That's a good idea.

That was my idea. It would be Charlie Brown going like this. I thought it was good. Was that a thriller move that she was doing? I think it might've been. I wish she didn't retire. She should do, if she's not doing like traveling, like performances in Australia, she's missing out on a great opportunity.

Was she shamed into retiring? Yeah. she could do the halftime show circuit. That would actually be hilarious if Kendrick Lamar brought her out for the Super Bowl halftime show and just had her dancing on stage. That would break the Internet. That would freaking break it. That would be a meme moment. We haven't seen the last of her. No, she's going to be somewhere. She has an only fans. That's not true. I made that up to see how they would react and they passed the test. So way to go. Well, Randy didn't. Would you rather see red panda or ray gun at halftime? Red panda is the goat. Red panda is the goat. So I did a red panda tweet from circling back at one point and I was like, do people know actually know who red panda is or do I just know this because Mike is obsessed with her

NBA Twitter knows. Okay. Okay. Big, big red panda people. North pole vaulter. We're just going to have Santa with a huge crank. Just so it was a crank play. Huh?

That was a spread. That was Brett's. No, I think that was a random play. You're the pole vaulter. I am. I was a hurdler and's. No, I think that was a random play. You're the you're the pole vaulter I am I was a hurdler not a pole vaulter Dave Can you explain how we were gonna make the Big Daddy mark follow la la la T? That was my was it just gonna be a selfie see that one was mine It was just gonna be him like back like just singing. It was just gonna say follow along

It's gonna have music notes around him. You know, he could do a Christmas album. I would listen to it Oh, wait, you gotta explain the North Pole vault or one. I don't know, that was Brett. I don't think it was. I think he just was gonna have a pole that like was. No. Remember the pole vaulting situation at the Olympics

with the guy with the huge dick? Was that what it was? It was just gonna be Santa's crank on it. So it was a crank play? Yes. Okay. Yeah, it was a crank play. I will say, we've had some ideas that weren't great.

That's a bad idea. That one does like that is how would that even, he's just clearing the bar and his hang down just catches it. And the whole, the whole, how do you even like marry the North Pole with the pole vaulting? Yeah, I think you just have it be like a spiral right in red and white spiral. It was a reach. He cleared the bar. No, he didn't. His penis blocked him.

Santa C in NP, I thought was very funny. It was a Tony P in DC play, but it's Santa C in NP. Do you get it? North pole. I was watching a live stream from Tony P the other day and he said that the crank reveal comments do not bother him. He thinks they're funny. Well, it's like a quarter of his traffic. People the other day and he said that the crank reveal comments do not bother him, he thinks they're funny.

Well, it's like a quarter of his traffic, people going there just to see about the crank. Yeah, if you shit on those people, then you lose a significant portion of your audience. Although if he said it bothered him, it might encourage more, so maybe he should have said it bothered him. He handled it correctly.

I don't know. No, he didn't. For engagement purposes, I would have said, yeah, guys, please stop. Oh, that's a good point. You know what people do. I would have said, I haven't even seen them, what are you talking about?

And more people just comment more. We do have, we have approved for design. It's being designed by one Ricky Prosper right now. Mrs. Claus looks absolutely fired tonight. And it's just Mr. and Mrs. Claus in the same vein as Jet and Pookie. I don't know how this is gonna pan out, but you know. The direction I gave Ricky,

who's our talented graphic designer, is make her look just very Mrs. Claus. You don't make her sexy. You put an apron on her long dress. She's not gonna be a bad bish? Yeah, I kinda wanted a sexy ass Mrs. Claus. Oh, I think it'd be funny if she was just plain old, like from a children's book, Mrs. Claus.

She could still be slim thick. She could. Yeah, they should get Mrs. Claus to do the swimsuit issue. I got Martha Stewart last year. Yeah, it's a good get if you can convince her to do it. It's a good get. Hey, we did not do like Dylan wanted to do, he wanted to do a Hawk Tuoh one.

Dylan was like, dude, she's so geisty right now. We have to do a Hawk Tuoh. I'm so over Hawk Tuoh. It's not even funny. Did you see the tweet about Ellen? No. All right, I'll find it. Let's just talk about the other ones.

Scroll up. Is there anything that we missed? There was. Popeye's Elf goes hard. Is Popeye's Elf up on the site? We'll talk about the other ones. Scroll up, is there anything that we missed? There was. Popeye's Elf goes hard. Is Popeye's Elf up on the site? I don't know yet. Not yet. I think we're fine tuning it right now.

Okay. Right now on the site we have how the Zinch stole Christmas, Snowball Assassination, I Was Inverted, Brat, come on. You get it? Come on, do you get it? It's like the Brat. Come on. You get it? Come on, do you get it? It's like the Brat album.

But it's cold. But it's more ours because it's cold. Right. You know, do you get it? I get it. Is Pants Milk not on this list? Pants Milk's on there. Okay, and then we just have a regular wash one.

Is Pants Milk gonna do numbers or is no one gonna buy it? Cause no one knows that we're talking about Pants Beers. I mean, if you're a true, if you're a true backer, then you'll get, first of all, it looks good aesthetically. I mean, he's pouring milk into his pants. He is, he really is. If you're, if you're a real one, you'll do it. Although we screwed up on it.

It doesn't, shouldn't pants have an apostrophe? Yeah, let's have him add an apostrophe to that. It's your pants milk. Question for you, where would the apostrophe go in this context? Hmm? Hmm? Oh, well.

Obviously between the T and the S dude. There was, so. Let's move on. There would be, you're saying there would be a apostrophe? Cause it doesn't, the beer doesn't belong to the pants. You're just doing a pants. I think they're making, I think they're doing jokes, Randy. I'm just saying.

Yeah. All right, I wanna make sure. Randy, never stop asking questions. I don't know, you guys purposely made the, well, when you're here, your family, like purposely made it the wrong yours. So I don't know, you could do that too. Tide didn't take any English classes after 10th grade. And it's just

the system failed tide. Okay. If only the wife of Vince McMahon could fix this. He found a question. Everything found a home at Wilmonds though. He's doing great. Yeah. Oh yeah. He's thriving. You guys are Vince McMahon. Familiar with him. He's unhireable. He doesn't need a job. He's rich. Not a great guy. Randy, I sent you that tweet. Yes, you put it up. Yeah, I just I this I looked at this tweet and it just it just hit and it's it's actually it's funny but it actually just it's a phenomenal

point. It says, this is from someone on Twitter. It can't read. It's increasingly clear that Ellen DeGeneres was an environmentally significant apex predator in the media ecosystem. She'd have extracted all entertainment value from the Hawk to a girl in a three-minute segment and banished her back to anonymity, maintaining ecological balance. That's absolutely true. That's a very solid observation. Just like the damn Daniel kid. Yeah.

Damn Daniel went on Ellen and was like, well, no more damn Daniel. Banished her back to anonymity. Yeah. Should have gotten her 50 minutes, we would have moved on. Yeah. That's a really interesting way to look at Ellen. No, she has a podcast.

She's at the Jake Paul, Mike Tyson fight. Ellen was? Hawk to a. Hawk to a. I was like, what? No, not Ellen. His follow-up tweet is, we got rid of the wolves

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Thanks, man. I saw, I'm struggling to see where you retweeted my viral tweet that was trying to try to amplify the washed voice on the Twitter timeline. Yeah, I'm just not seeing it, man. That's tough. Ooh, I'm sorry, dude. Yeah, I'm up to 1.8 million views on this. I don't think I've gotten any from Dylan.

That's numbers, man. He retweet shamed me the other day. I was pretty sorry, Dylan. Randy, can you put up the Turbo Guinness video please? Sure, of course I can. I'll definitely do that. You were all over this. Randy.

I definitely knew that we are going to be watching this because there was, I'm assuming it's in the rundown. It's in the rundown. There was no link beforehand. I don't know. Oh, Brett just liked my tweet. So he's either listening right now or he just came across his timeline. Oh, thank you, David Thank you for that retweet. Oh, that's from a few days ago. Oh, yeah, I figured it would be I figured it would be

I don't retweet shame I mean, he's just putting a shot of espresso into a Guinness Those flavors I've never thought about it, but they do seem like they would go extremely well together. I would mess this up. Yeah. Baird and I talk a lot about drink of the summer, drink of the fall, drink of the winter, whatever on retail therapy.

And there's never been something that I think actually goes at the absolute neck of an espresso martini. Like people are still gonna order them for years to come. Too sweet. You're just you're drinking that. You need to make some at home ones. It's on my outlist, dude. I get it. I get it. You're that part. But like this is this is a formidable opponent here. I would absolutely dump a shot of espresso into a Guinness at the end of a dinner. This is the

way you should start a night. A Guinness and a shot. Yeah. Since like. Of espresso. Or a post dinner bev maybe. Yeah. Dylan's been on.

Digestif. Espresso martinis for a while. He didn't get one at our Christmas dinner. Yeah, yeah. That's true. That's one of the, that's one of the, that entered my outlist that night. That would ruin espresso martinis for me. If everyone at the table had one except for me

while I was in the bathroom, I'd be like, one, y'all are shitty friends. Two, I'm officially never having one of these again. I was so pouty. Those are really good too. They were good. They weren't sweet at all. What?

Oh my. The fact that they came out and made them table side too and did like the whole like explanation. Oh wow. Yeah, they ground the beans. They let Dave press the button to grind the beans. We take a burger? It was a burger?

$35 table side espresso teenies for the squad, minus Dylan. It was a bad time for you to go take a mondo in public. I was gone for a minute and a half. I had a pee pee. It was a quick mondo. So rude, man. There are people out there,

since my tweet has gotten some visibility, I have critics of this. People saying, well, coffee stouts have been around for a long time now. Go fuck yourself. That's different, though. Like it is different, David. This is combining two completely different bevs. I guarantee you that any coffee stout does not have as much caffeine in it as.

Guinness with a shot or two of espresso dumped in it. Right. No question. Where did we go? Do you remember the coffee shop near the paint factory? The last office, the last Grand Ex office. Yeah. Little coffee shop that opened up. Forgot the name of it. We went over there with Dan one time and we all ordered coffee and Dan ordered, he didn't know he was ordering, he ordered like espresso thinking like,

oh, I'm gonna get some fucking, some gas. And they just gave him like the tiny little espresso saucer. As the espresso will come in. And he's like, oh, he's like, I thought it was something else. That's such a Danism. It is, it is. It is perfectly Dan.

It is such failed smiles, such failed smiles. Like, ah. I'll do that at airports sometimes, because I don't want to pee. So I'll just go and get a, like, you know, like the Ily places, like I'll just go up there and be like, yeah, I'll do a at airports sometimes because I don't want to pee so I'll just go and get a like, you know You know like the elite places like I'll just go up there and be like yeah, I'll do a double shot of espresso Yeah, one dude looked at me one time. He goes, that's all he was like not He was a patron not like the guy and I looked at him and I said, yeah

I don't want to pee on the flight mind your fucking business. He looked back at me. He goes. That's a great idea Yeah, yeah, I know dude. I just want the caffeine about all the liquid exactly makes sense That's like honestly one of the real problems with airports Is that there's not like a special section where you can just go and easily do your coffee enema? So you don't have to pee like that's like one of my biggest gripes with airports I mean TSA obviously that and like flights being delayed, but yeah You can't bring it to a store bathroom stall. You just don't have enough room to wiggle around That's fair one of my one of my gripes with airports is that they don't have enough room to wiggle around. Oh, that's fair. One of my gripes with airports

is that they don't have enough to go coffee things. Like you can't just go into like a bookstore and get like a Starbucks cold brew. Yeah. I recently saw that in Austin, if you're walking away from like the Delta side and you're walking more through the Southwest into American Airlines side,

they have a high brew cold brew vending machine. This is great knowledge for all ball knowers out there because the lines at the Austin coffee spots are crazy long. If you can just go and swipe your credit card and get a vending machine popping out a can of cold brew. Oh, a can. Yeah, yeah, it's not making it there. I thought they're making it in little cups.

No, but like that's kind of nice. Yeah. Absolutely. That's a nicey. It is a nicey. It's definitely not a bogey move. It's a birdie move. It's a nicey birdie move.

It's annoying as hell though that you can't just go get a double shot of espresso can, Starbucks style from like a random place. Like big coffee has completely eliminated that. Or I'm just not looking in the right spots. Well, it's beanflation. I didn't think about that. Yeah.

Coffee is expensive these days. Yeah. How much is a Joe Biden shot of espresso and a Guinness Guinner Runnyas? 12 bucks. Probably the cost one guinness plus one espresso I think 11 plus a one dollar tip But I think you got to hit more for this because making a shot of espresso takes more effort than pouring again

I love the sound of that espresso getting made It's gonna be a 13 dollar thing do it do the fucking sound Will you got one? No, you guys crushed it. I think so too. I'm happy with that performance. You have to drink it quick though. Isn't that a thing with espresso,

if it sits out for like 20 seconds, it starts to turn. Not turn bad. It's a sip and a half. How long can you make it last? I mean, that's that me espresso. Why don't you find out? Why don't you take me for coffee? I will, Hoss.

Go and get you coffee, Hoss. No, put up your butt, Hoss. Dude, I tried your move, by the way, and it did not work. Which one is that? Where you go in the little breastfeeding place, the little room that they have, and you do the coffee enema.

Well, I went in there and somebody knocked on the door and it was a young mother and I was like, she caught me with the, I had everything and I was like, I gotta do something. Damn, I'm doing an espresso. Do you really ask them for creamer when you're in there? Yeah. Straight from the source, man.

It's disgusting. Right off the top. Collagen. It's disgusting. Collagen the source, man. Disgusting. Right off the top. Collagen. Disgusting. Collagen's good for you. Of course it is. I saw a truck the other day while driving to work and it was a collagen company.

And all I could think of is, how are you getting that collagen? I'm sorry, does the truck run on collagen? Yeah, I'm confused. No, it was renewable. It was like a... Truck. I'm not thinking of the right word, it wasn't collagen.

Oh. Oh, I know what you're thinking. It's the... It's the breast milk thing. Starts with a P, not that. I don't know, man. No, hold on have to land the plane here it's not gonna sit right with me what are we talking about oh it's like the it's it's like got a light brown tinge to it like very very light but it was a truck and I was like are they carrying a bunch of this like breast milk stuff on this truck oh man it's definitely

not this I botched this this is on me if you're unsubscribing right now please stop I'll be I'll be I'll hop right out in the little breastfeeding room at the airport. I'll hop right out and let you go do your thing. That's that's gentlemanly of you. I'm a hero. You'll stop putting coffee in your butt so they can breastfeed in the room dedicated for breastfeeding. Is it is it what's in the placenta?

I know that's I'm telling you it's there's something like this. I don't know man. I'm I'm lost on that. There's something in the process that is colostrum colostrum colostrum baby. Good pole. It's the it's the first milk produced by the breast and it's sometimes called liquid gold because of the nutritional value and deep yellow color. How are they getting colostrum

at such a rapid clip that you can have a transportation vehicle full of it. I think they're getting it from from animals. Okay. Like cow colostrum. I need to know. I think that's gotta be it. Cow. Okay. I mean, I might try this. I've tried stupider things. I might try this. I've tried stupider things. Colostrum, there it is. Jaguar, they rebranded.

People don't like it. Randy, can you play the video? There was a link to that. I don't wanna hear that. I don't wanna hear that bullshit from you, Randy. Or maybe there wasn't a link the first time for the other one. So Jaguar put out a new thing.

It got so panned that even Elon responded responded to the tweet asking do you sell cars? Shut up Elon. That's epic. Um, actually I had a question because I also produce cars Is there a single car in this entire ad? Nope. I Think they're doing a bit The music kind of vibe though, it's not gloopy enough The music kind of vibe though, it's not gloopy enough Like this like this is a lab rate like long long play they're gonna do something else like just kidding Like what do you think of when you think of a Jaguar vehicle? I think of the hood ornament I think of the iconic logo hood ornament. They are is that are

Generally poor quality really Really? Yeah. But I always associated with, okay, I'm not a car guy. So I don't know poor quality cars versus not, but their branding has always been very luxurious. Of course. Like I associate it with like driving in the English countryside. Same, I do too.

Yeah, like that kind of thing. Cool, it's a cool brand. Yeah, and I just don't understand why they would make it look like it's like every other startup out there. This has the feel of like a nightclub that just opened up downtown, and it's gonna be one word,

and you're gonna have to say it. Welcome to Jaguar. Like this. But also futuristic. You've colostrum martinis. It's from the year like 2150. Just seems futuristic to me. Like what do you do if you're going to like a restaurant downtown and the elevator opens up and everyone's dressed like this?

Like man, I'm at the wrong place. Yeah, I underdressed. They're on that new shit. I'm wearing a jacket right now. These dudes are from the future. Wearing your skater clothes. Where's the undercover cop corps? I'm looking for that.

How would you ask this group of people for cocaine? Just reach in their pockets. I wouldn't know what to say. The first, my dad tried to get me to buy a car when I was in high school and we went and looked at it. It was a Jaguar. And I was like, dad, I don't think I can do this. Like, you know, you're buying this car for me, right?

Like, I can't afford a car. I'm in high school. It's like a new one? No, it was a used one for five grand. It was lipstick red. Ooh. But there was tan interior, which was baller. But I just was like, I don't think I can spend,

I don't think I can justify $5,000 on an old ass Jaguar that's lipstick red. I Appreciate my dad trying to get me to flex though. Can you imagine me pulling into the high school parking lot? Parking that next to my sister Subaru, which probably even cost more than that No, I ended up driving that Subaru for about ten years So had a gas leak that I never fixed that seems like one of those vehicles you get pulled over a lot in yeah Yeah, I got pulled over a few times in high school. I was kind of a bad boy Wow

What were you doing texting and driving? No, I text and drive. He rolled the whip Yeah, you guys didn't have texting back when you were driving on high school. Yeah, we did we had t9 motherfucker Okay, come on Randy. We didn't have that Michelle Obama lunch like you did Don't bring that up. Randy's not happy about that. No. Yeah. No. Yeah, Dave tried saying that it wasn't a big deal I'm like, yeah, cuz you weren't no, no, no have those lunches. We I had a deal with it I said a lot of the people a lot of people who are really all in on RFK healthy nutrition Word big mad about Michelle Obama back in the day trying to get school lunches healthier

I don't know the merits of what she did. I didn't I've been informed that she just switched a lot of things to wheat She made things ass. But Randy got real mad and I was like, what did I say? And it's because Randy actually had to eat those lunches. I had to eat the cardboard tortillas. I didn't know that. You never told me. It was that bad? It was the first I'm hearing of it.

It wasn't good. But were they healthier? Apparently. Look at you now. Look at me now, Hoss. I am. Look at me now, Hoss. You am. Look at me now, Hoss. You look pretty healthy.

You look fine. Why don't you say thanks, Michelle? I'm not gonna say thanks, Michelle. Why? Thanks, Michelle, on Randy's behalf. Thanks, Obama. There you go. Remember that?

I do. Applauds. Anyways. Did Ross get a cyber truck? No. Did he? Call him. Doesn't he shit on Elon pretty heavy?

57 seconds ago on Twitter, if you see me in the streets, try not to stare. And it's a picture of a cyber truck in his driveway. You know, I could see Ross getting a cyber truck. He had a Tesla already. He did. Why. He did. Why? He did.

Please no, Ross. Please no. Dude, why are you so jealous? I couldn't be less. He got to clean this thing up. Why is it so dirty? You can't wash them. That's why.

It's a dusty ass whip. Imagine washing a cyber truck. Imagine rolling one of those. I feel like it's really hard be loud as fuck. Oh, yeah Because of how the weight. Yeah, they say they're more dangerous because they don't they don't crumble like cars are supposed to So if you get in a car accident, like your body's taking the the brunt of the inertia not the car That's not good. I was just, I was just more coming about how the battery's on the bottom and that's why they're more harder to tip.

I just texted him. Isn't the battery very heavy too? Yeah. I had a Uber driver who also worked on diesel engines and we had about a 28 minute dissertation on like why they're trash and why EVs are trash and why diesels are sick. And honestly, like it was very informative.

I don't remember any of it. I just knew, I knew the battery was heavy. That was my big takeaway. It's heavy. Yeah, but you love heavies. Colostrum. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I'd like to turn on.

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I, along with my family, my father, my sister, my brother-in-law, Parks and Chelsea, we are going to the Kentucky game 2 30, Dennis time on Friday, Saturday, I mean not Friday, on Saturday. I think you're gonna be a little early buddy. And I'm pretty excited, like I mentioned on Monday, Parks will be running onto the field before the game. Is he playing? He's not playing. Are they recruiting him? I don't think so. Not yet. They have an offer. He doesn't have good tape yet to put together. I've been on his rivals. So I'm extremely excited for that. I don't know what kind of

how close I'm going to be able to get to the action to walk him down there. So I might get the peek inside the tunnel. I don't know how it works, but I'm pretty pumped for it. You should try to run down there too. Maybe I will. They should let you. Maybe. So that'll be really fun. You could cook those kids. Yeah. Show them your speed dude. Show Sark what you're built with. I'll pull something. You've got a year of eligibility. I'll pull something for sure. So that's going to be fun. Can't wait for that. And then, um, that's pretty much all I have actually. Nothing really else. Parks leads for California on Sunday.

He's going with his mom and his stepdad. They're going to do a Thanksgiving and Palm Springs. So I'm going to miss the little guy for a little bit. So I'll be sad about that, but, and otherwise pretty solid weekend ahead for your boy playoffs, uh, his playoffs are over. They lost the other night and then they have a game tonight. It's a consolation game Don't even show lame So he's he's bummed about that

So no more baseball that'll harden him. Yeah, it'll make him better moving forward. We back in the spring What's that boy getting into? It's just basically like a that boy getting into? This is basically like a prepare to go out of town the following week type weekend. We just get things in order around the house Monday, Tuesday, we're here and then I think I think we're either leaving late Tuesday or early Wednesday but no major plans.

We'll be low key. That's about it. The weather does look good. Although Saturday, it's got a little bit warmer than I wanted. Yeah. Still, I'm not going to complain. Sunny and eighty. Relatively dry air. So that's good. Yeah, just watching ball. Look, I

know we've got that thing with Barrett potentially. I'm assuming he still wants to do it but hey daddy's in. I do kind of want it's going to be a I've got some Guinness in the fridge. You know those I don't have an espresso machine. I do if you want to come by.

Oh man, it's just like that. I got that thing. You just said you had a pretty open week. Yeah, no, I meant like it's open enrollment for benefits. So I'm going to be like at home trying to figure out looking for the best plan talking to my benefits administrator. What if I but you may see some things on the story at DC rough on Instagram at D Carter Ruff on Twitter and me on the ground.

Add me on the Grom and the X the Twitter. Go ahead. I saw you looking at that weather. Yeah, not ideal weather in northern Michigan right now. Forties cloudy man heading up. I'm going to go to the parents house for Thanksgiving leaving on Friday Just gonna chill with some lutes As of this weekend, I'm not really sure what our plans are I think we're gonna keep it low-key on Friday night when we get in

Get the boys set up for success for the rest of the trip. I got to set up a bed for myself and then One of my absolute girls has her birthday on Saturday. So we're going out, hitting the town, having the grandparents babysit. A little tough. My mom's also got a birthday party that night for her friend turning 90. So she said she might not be home in time to babysit. I was like, you're going to be home in time.

Like she's turning 90. It's not going to go late. Damn, 90. Yeah, real one. And so, yeah, just just gonna be chilling out, max and relaxing all cool. Might take Fritz over to the playground where there's a basketball court, run some fives.

You know, hometown stuff. No big plans while we're up there. And that's kinda how it's meant to be. You should find a drain pool and fill it with cereal. Ooh, that's a good idea. Watch that video, please. Not a lot of pools, though. Rock that documentary. It'll rock your shit, dude. All right. Yeah. I'm excited to go up there. Sorry to

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