Circling Back - Dry Scooping At The Campgrounds (ft. Dan Regester)

Episode Date: March 31, 2025

Dan joins the show and has the boys dry scoop protein powder, Ted Cruz stops by the office, they recap their Weekends in Fun, Dillon went camping, Dave spoils White Lotus for Dillon, a Davis Clarke check-in, and Run it Back.  Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter  (7:40) Supps Dawg with Dan Regester (23:00) Dillon's Crank Corner (28:05) Ted Cruz Stops By (34:15) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (52:45) Dillon Went Camping (1:05:10) Dave spoils White Lotus for Dillon (1:15:30) Davis Clarke Check-In (1:19:10) Future of the Show (1:23:50) Run it Back Support This Episode’s Sponsors:     •    Cremo: Head to Target or https://www.target.com/ to find Cremo’s new line of antiperspirants and deodorants in the Italian Bergamont and Palo Santo scents   •   Fitbod: Get 25% off your subscription or try the app FREE for seven days at https://fitbod.me/steam/   •  Shopify: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial period at https://shopify.com/circling Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are coming day after day. We are coming That's right. If you thought we were going to stop coming, you were wrong. It's a circling back podcast day after day day after day. Yes, my name is David and uh a little fun fact about me. I got

7.5 hours of sleep last night. How about that? That sounds really good. It's been a minute. Fun fact about me. You didn't ask for a fight. Really? I got maybe four. Okay, I'll talk to you. Do like fucking shit. I'll talk more about that later. Okay, over here. Rainy Trombacchi. I did.

I got about six maybe five. I don't know. How you doing? You know, I'm still, I'm still feeling Saturday. It's a good night. Saturday in the park. You know that song, Chicago. Yeah, I do.

You could have done the Elton John song. Saturday, Saturday. You do that one now. Saturday. People were like, dude, what's the show going to sound like now? Well, this is what it's going to sound like. More singing, more hungover Randy. You didn't party yesterday though.

No, no. I don't look bad. I just realized that without Will sitting in on every episode now the chances of me being intro to early on in an episode are much higher. I wanted to get into some of the housekeeping things. Well, oh, you. Oh, we do have a newsletter that drops. Every Friday morning, Dylan, who will be introduced shortly, actually took the wheel Friday and was like, Hey, I'm gonna I'm gonna answer some questions that people have got questions and I'm gonna answer them, is what Dylan said. Yeah.

Friday's newsletter was informative. I hope I answered questions. I picked some well-rounded questions and concerns and prompts and I think I covered the basis there of what we're doing here. What we're doing. Awkward laugh. Yeah laugh. Yeah, so now guys, we got a little flimmy at the moment. What's going on there? Yeah, check it out. It seemed to be well received. People seem to

like it. And did you answer what your deal was? No, I don't because I don't yet have the answer to that. Right? Well, I'm not just holding back on it. It's kind of an eternal question. I just met meta thing for the show. Yeah. No, it's a great job. You can check that out over at Substack. Bit Madness still underway.

Sweet 16, right? Sweet 16. And Elite 8. And the Elite 8. We're knocking both out, right? Probably, yeah. Okay. That's probably the best way to do it.

We'll record that this week and drop it this week. Um let me before we get into anything else, let me introduce my my co-host. Uh he's already spoken on the show. Uh you know him as uh Roger Dorn. Um his Christian name however is Dylan Schifri. Wow. Very happy to be here. What if I told you that the last uh seven or so tinky breaks I've taken have all been outside including one after I arrived to the office today. How does that sound? What would you do with that information if I told you that I would say that you were originally going to use the

Bathroom here. Yes, as you but correct pay for the water we pay for the yeah But someone there is is operating fine. Somebody was in there. Somebody was in there, yeah. So I chose to go outside, just like I did around the previous six years. I didn't count when I was out there. Were you gassing beers? I guess more on that later.

More on that later. More on that later. More on that later. More on that later. New segment alert. Hey, Wednesday show, guess what? We have a special guest in studio. Uh, dumb Fox will know them.

Uh, listeners of this show should know him. His name is Jake Kemp is a friend of wash media. He's a friend of mine and, uh, he's reached out a few weeks ago. They're headed down San Antonio way for the final four. And he said, you know what? I'm going to make a stop in Austin just to hit up the boys sitting on a show. So he's coming in.

He'd be sitting right next to you. And I don't care if that makes you feel uncomfortable. He's sitting right there. No, that's fine. That's fine. I might've given my seat. I don't know. I might just go be a good host.

I was a little bit worried that you're going to come in and try to sit in there directly next to me today. That would be, okay. That would be weird if this side is completely empty and it's just us two over there. It'd be like those couples that sit on the same side of the booth when they go on a date. Yeah.

I guess Randy's job would be easier if you switched the cameras. Have you ever done that? With just me and one other person just hunting. No. You and a lady. No. That's a, it's a very big part. Crazy stupid love. You ever see that movie? That was the point of that movie.

Sure, sounds like One Will with Love. It's a good movie. What about like a single bed or a single cab pickup truck and you got the lady sitting in the middle seat so you can put your arm around her, leaving like the main shotgun seat completely empty. That's a move. You ever seen that?

You ever seen that done? I've never owned a vehicle like that. Oh yeah? I've never owned a vehicle with a solid bench front seat. Have you? No, no, enough confession. It's a vibe though. It is kind of a vibe.

Like low key. Yeah. How about it? Must be nice. Yeah, I don't know. We may even have a Coffee Friday this week. Oh shit I've got to coordinate schedules with Randall this is a new development, but we'll work him off show

but I may be interviewing somebody a friend of washed media well friend a Guy who's been in the content game for a minute and he will be near and dear to hearts of many and we may we may Scott Hansen it's not Scott Hansen. Oh, no, he he was unavailable and he will be near and dear to hearts of many and we may we may. Is it Scott Hanson? It's not Scott Hanson. Oh no. He he was unavailable. It's too bad. He's in the Ganges. Well, I will remind you I am out

Thursday and Friday. I bet we can still find a way to record audio. Yeah, I know how to press record on this here road look. There's a lot of things I don't know how to do. We can leverage. Find out AI. See how that does in place, there's a lot of things I don't know how to do. We can find out AI. See how that does in place of there's no way we

would be able to figure that out. There's no way we would need ready to leverage the damn AI. Randy knows he's going to gatekeep that from us so he can stay employed. He should. I mean, to be honest, of the five of us in the office, I'm not the

AI guy as much as someone else. That's true. Big game. Yeah, he is the guy. That going to be as much as someone else. Right. It's true. Big game. Yeah, he is the guy. It's true. Yeah, he's going to be the domfall of him. You know, bring in and it's influencer week too. You guys better have your videos ready. Oh god. Podcast week as well.

I don't know if I'm ready. Mine might take a little more time but mine's going to be good when people see it. I think. Shit. I think. So Dylan put some stuff on this on the rundown and we'll get to things in normal order after this but Dylan figured like, hey, this is like a big change. You know, Will's not hosting the show anymore. So I don't really know exactly what Dylan has planned here but it just says new segments with Dylan. I am supposed to reach out to the first guest.

If you could pop that image up that I sent you on Slack. We've got somebody who's gonna be in studio joining us. People will know him. His name is Dan. And I have been told what we have here. Is a sup dog reunion. know him. His name is Dan and I Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Wait. Hang on, We're trying to let we're being all emotional wills last show and all of a sudden Right, I get we get to randy's segment and it was just his hog Yeah captain dick print of what we're calling him. Well, i'm just glad my boy is packing Can't be hanging out with anybody less than you know, six inches

It's a bad representation. You can't be you can't be upset randy. You did it to yourself. I know I'm just laughing I just I it was actually eight chairs not six inches. I don't know what you're talking about So i'm going to take a back seat on this on this segment, because I don't know what this is. This is a Dylan and Dan thing. And this is something we're we're just in an experiment with some things going forward. I was never on sub stock.

It says here we're going to do so. So y'all go ahead. We we actually had them on inside TFM one time. That's true. And they did the Pledge of Allegiance. And I had no idea what was going on. It was pretty funny. I got really uncomfortable. We also did, I believe, Jersey Boys. And they did the Pledge of Allegiance and I had no idea what was going on. It was pretty funny. It got really uncomfortable. We also did, I believe, Jersey Boys. And you fucking?

Are you fucking? Are you fucking? You fucking? Bring it back. You fucking? And because I had never listened to that podcast before, I didn't know if these were regular segments or if they were just bullshitting me. I'm pretty sure you guys were all wearing some breros too.

We were trolling them. Yeah. Turns out they were bullshitting me. That's a good saying. They were bullshitting the bullshitter. I mean, Jared was there, so. Their, turns out they were bullshitting me. That's a good set. They're bullshitting the bullshitter. I mean, Jared was there. So their whole control, their whole concept was they were like 100% certain that Dylan had never listened to an episode of Inside TfM. So they decided. That's a great bit. It's how we start every show. It was, it was a funny bit.

All right. So we're resurrect wrecked and sucked stock. I don't know what this is. Y'all go ahead, take it away. So you're telling me to sell you on this. Yeah. What are we doing? Sharks. Okay. Sops dog. Is that a hair? It is. Oh, that's interesting. I'm in. It's a call back to a, what was it called? Uh, that was saved by the branch. Yeah. No, wasn't that from, I thought that was from, it was a saved by the brunch episode. that was when we were at a live array recording We were like hey Let's do a podcast in the loudest loudest room tiniest little pool room of deep eddy with hundreds of people walking around for some reason I thought that was from

Pondavidya that that ridiculous episode no that was probably the best week of my life Oh, that was the best week of all of our lives. Maybe the best content week of my life. Easily. If only we had uh you know, for me, resources. For me, the uh best week of my life is when I got married. So, it's beautiful. Haven't been there

yet. Wow. For me is when I is when my son came into this world. Yeah, it's that was a close second. You know, I love this is about to be number one. Okay. It's Dan. Are you going to give us gas? Got a new I'm not sure. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. I

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What Dylan? You put it on the rundown. You know this is happening? No, you put it on the rundown. These are your new segments. Why do you have three different bags? Oh yeah, four. So these are all protein powders.

Provided by, I don't know if you guys have a supplement sponsor, but this is all provided by First Form. Because I'm a first format This stuff is just a black market for other companies. Oh yeah, it's all legal. It's all straight and narrow What's the shit you took at Grand Ex? SARMS? I took SARMS when I was 23, so I've never injected anything. I've only taken pills, but yeah Don't fuck with SARMS. SARMS are bad for you. So there's no SARMS in this? No, this is straight protein powder

So the idea for the segment is we're going to try to dry scoop. I'm going to pass them along to you guys. Try to guess the flavor of the protein powder based on the dry scoops and we'll see if. What are we scooping with? Oh, we got a scoop. And it's right here. Yeah. So I didn't go for a scoop.

I went with a little creatine. I just put in a fat hooter, man. I got to take, should I take it out? Oh, you could probably mix it up. You guys spit that Kirby puck it out. Hoss you ever do red man with a little big league chew. It's kind of the same concept. No, I believe it or not.

I have not. Nope. There's no way you've never done that. So yeah, I got to guess the flavor. You got to guess the flavor. So I'll kind of lead us off. Don't put your mouth on it. Kind of a small scoop.

No, it's a dry scoop. Daddy doesn't want germies. This is the small scoop possible. So kind of a half of that small scoop. Typical protein scoops about that. Yeah. Much bigger. So that's like for creatine.

Yeah, this is a little creatine scoop. So it's just a little guy. Is there any creatine in this? I won't put my mouth on it. I'm not contagious. I have nothing wrong with me, but I won't put my mouth on it. And yeah, you just kind of throw it back and kind of guess the flavors. Oh yeah.

How do you know what's what flavors in each bag is not labeled? You can shouldn't shouldn't like ABC. Then I'll be able to guess just spit protein everywhere. Oh yeah. Then just nose them. How often do you dry scooping every day? Dave? Okay. No, you're not. like, oh yeah. Dan just knows him. Mm hmm. How often do you

dry scooping? Every day, Dave. Okay. No, you're not. Best part of waking up is dry scooping in your mouth. Yeah, I've been saying that to my wife. She like walks out and I'm just dry scooping. I'm not good. So, I know what that is. Uh any any guesses don't. the maple. Am I allowed to smell it?

You can smell it. It's one of the senses like maple. The cause. Oh, that's my god. First time I've ever done that. Fuck. Oh, if you're watching it, you should watch this on YouTube.

This is meant for video. They've got got powder all over his shirt Just like college look like you motherfucker. I'm gonna guess from you, Dave Um Don't god it's so bad done spit it all over himself honey maple You guys are not on the board. That is sweet cream churro. You're the churro guy. You're supposed

to be the churro guy. Yeah, that applies to actual churros, not powder. Hmm. I feel it feels like it really puts off churro vibes. I can taste it from over here. You can smell it from there. Right. It's quite pungent. Alright, so you guys are over one we're doing four of these we're doing four of these how's your mouth better than mine probably i don't know this is your segment like i need to go left after this that's a good one i can tell that's a good one right there is one of these your personal fave That's a good one. I can tell that's a good one right there. Is one of these your personal fave?

No. By the smell I'm gonna guess French vanilla. Oh my god. Oh my god. Dave you're not gonna like that. You don't know me. Oh god. I don't like that. The flavor is so strong.

So why do you have so many different flavors? Usually I just go like... Because I'm a first form athlete dog. They just send it to me for free. Okay. See you like an ad deal with them. Okay, that's French vanilla. Dave, what do you got? It's a messy segment off the room. It's salty. Oh, you're on I'm going to now I have a bunch of flavors combined in my mouth already. Cleanse the palate, Hoss. With what? With some water, Hoss.

You got a cracker handy? Use that Lucy to cleanse the palate. No. Alright, here's number three. Do people really dry scoop like seriously or is it just all? I think Dan does. Protein powder usually not. I think dry scoop is exclusively a pre workout. Okay. Which I snort. I'm gonna keep it 100 with you Dylan.

I don't know if this segment's gonna be like a weekly thing. Yeah. This is probably gonna be easy. You're both gonna get this one. I mean that's just peanut butter. That is peanut butter. Yeah. That's my favorite one by far Simple to the point. It seems like peanut butter. Yeah, it's like peanut butter points for both of them There we go. So Dave's two for three. So right for this segment to be over here one for three last one Let's see if you can catch Dave Alright, how about we we stay at the same

time? So, if you get it, then I can't steal like just take your answer. You know, you may have gotten that last one wrong. I gave him the answer. Hey, does it sound weird? It's probably because I have protein stuck to the roof of my mouth. This is

also going to be easy. Okay. I like how Dylan's natural reflex just put his nose in all that powder. That's true. Yeah, actually, we could elevate this and make it I know that snort competition. Oh, yeah, I definitely know this one. That should be pretty easy to Dave can just seal it. Wait a minute. Getting glaring lack of scent. Oh, you'll you'll taste it has flavor. I'm gonna try it. Wait a What'd you say? Fruity Pebbles. What'd you say? Fruity Pebbles. Fruit Loops, yeah. So, fruit cereal. You guys are both on the board. Dave went up impressive three for four. Wow, good job, Dave.

Can we get a round of applause for Dave? They're just gonna laugh at him instead. So, what do you guys think, Sharks? I think I need to chase it with the Lucy. I'm gonna need 33% of the company if you want to bring this on board Okay, I feel like steps dog can do much more than just dry scoop protein on an audio medium. This is just a segment He's got he's got more in the bag. If you thought this was good. Just wait Look at that I think I just did an interview I don't know what's going to I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I'm

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His boy. Oh, and also works at Lifetime or he works out at Lifetime. Same time. OK. His boy like his underling, I guess. OK. OK. We just wanted to tell you, we saw him at Matt's. Yeah, that's all. That's all there was. We recognize him from the back of his head. You know, the dunk on us. He's getting kind of in shape now. the that we could probably incorporate into the series. OK, let's see. How much you asking for? Thirty three percent of the company.

Yeah, I just got some equity. I think I can I think I can figure it out. OK. OK, what's offer from from Shark Randy? I think it's just fair to take Will's seat. OK. Yeah. You know, replace a will. He's got we got some big shoes to fill, which is why. I think we should hire Shaq. You got big feet.

I don't have big feet. No, I got size 11. So as well as above average. I don't think 11 is above average. I would say that's probably right. For a man of your stature, it does seem a little small. Well, I got tiny hands too. Freakishly small hands. Small hands, average feet. That's what they say about Dan. Yep. But my boys got a hog on them. You roll around with a randy, you're getting looked at differently. It really brings up the median.

It's like when you see a hot girl and like her like friends, it's like brings all rising tides or whatever. The cheerleaders. Yeah. Cheerleader effect. Randy said, although I don't

know if I want my boat risen around Randy. Why is that? I have a boner while I'm out. Yeah, that's a good point. Yeah. Half mast in. But yeah, that is just one point. Yeah.

it. Be sure it's as you described. Yeah. Okay. We'll let you know how it affects us in about an hour. Okay. Uh so you'll just the top of my ears are just burning and I'm just like my teeth are just falling apart. You'll get back to me is what you're doing. Yeah. For sure dude. It's not a no. It's like a time. Thank you for coming in. It's not a no. You will have our people call your people. It kind of sounds like we got a few more candidates to to interview. Yeah. But I don't really see anyone being better.

Well, yeah, you know, we're gonna look at it. You gotta respect not taking no for an answer. That's a real go getter. All right, all right, there's Dan. We're just gonna slide this mic down. You know what? We'll see you guys. All right, thank you, Dan.

Thank you. You're the man. We love you, Dan. Bye, Dan. See you. Hey, what's the dosage on this? Like one full scoop, we're getting 20. We love you, All right, we got a whole run through these other ones. You want to pull up that video? This is one. Uh, Dylan, I don't have a lot of context. I know it's a video segment.

Somebody sent one in. It's a guy named John Duda. This I think is called is a pitch deck to Dylan's is called the crank corner. It's not John Duda. It's anonymous. Somebody else. Okay. I don't know who this is.

Okay, I don't know what this is. OK, I don't know what this is. What is what do we what do we have here? That's Tom Hogan's. Welcome to a new segment on circling back. It's called Dylan's Crank Corner. Today in the corner, we have a PGA Tour Pro Tom Hogan. We'll go through a couple of his career accomplishments and hopefully get you out of here in the next,

I don't know, two minutes here. Okay. So, uh, Tom Hogy started out in Fargo, North Dakota. He played college ball at Texas Christian University and also won the 2011 NCAA D1 men's golf championship. As you can see here he's a little slimmer during his college days but he's really grown into one of the juiciest Beasiest players on on the tour and That's a big reason why I put him in the corner this week. It's good, Dylan. So We're gonna have data here

Just from the past few years. He won his first tour event at the AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am, he beat out Jordan Spieth in a very tight final round and it was a big breakthrough for him on the on the tour. And we're expecting his excuse me, we're expecting for his numbers to just, you know, go up this year and beyond. He's had multiple top 10 finishes, notably waste management in 2021 and the 2019 Farmers Insurance Open.

He's also a regular participant in PGA Championship. His playing strengths, I would say, approach shots are money. His putting is absolutely dialed. And as you can see here, that midsection, that's what you're going to want to hold on to or wish you could hold on to when you're in the corner this week. So finally, future prospects goals, you know, Hoagie is looking to continue to build on that first tour win, aim for more victories and become a mainstay in the top 50. I'm expecting a strong finish from him at the Masters this year.

One of my dark wars is to win it all. So yeah, that's all I got for you. I'm Hogi. This one's crank corner. And yeah, like I said, it's Dylan's crank corner. We're gonna be doing this all the time. So stay tuned. And I'll give you a few minutes back here. It's 1012. am on the East Coast. So yeah, we'll give you a few minutes back in a It's uh 1012 AM on the East Coast. So yeah, we'll give you a few minutes back in your day and uh I

don't have a good one. Uh feel free to ping me with any questions, concerns you have but uh thanks a lot. So you wanna do this like weekly? Uh god, why do I sound so much like someone that I I can't place but it's interesting. So you want to do this like It adds a whole new level to it. So we actually interviewed Tom Hogue. We did, he was electric. He was. Yeah, he had a lot to say.

So what do you think? About this new segment that I presented? How about what do you think about this new segment? Well, I mean, I think, you know, is it a daily, is it a, you know, episode by episode? I think it's like maybe once a week. No, I'm thinking if you're gonna- It's gonna be a one-off.

What do you mean? Like, we're never gonna do it again. Why? I mean, I'm not going to do this to you once a week. No, I'm thinking if you're going to be a a one off. What do you mean? Like, we're never going to do it again. Why? I don't I don't typically like to talk about this subject matter. I mean, you see Tom Hogan. where where Tom

Hogan is in this context. The corner. What corner? Did I miss? I thought this is just like a dark horse for the mask. Yeah. What are you talking about? I can do that. You put this on the rundown and you act like you're all coy and you're making it weird. Why don't you just explain what you're saying? Do you have protein in your mouth? What's going on? Yeah, I got protein mouth right now. Sorry. I'm still wired. I'm wired from the teen. This was first two segments ago and I don't even know what we're going to, we should expect from this third one he has on the first two segments are going. I don't even know what we're going to

what we should expect from this third one he has on the rundown here, Dave. Yeah, what's what's Ted Talk with Dylan? Alright, alright. We'll put up the graphic that you sent me. You gotta tell us, buddy. Dylan's Ted Talk. Alright,

let's get to it. Dylan's Ted Talk. It's your Ted Talk. So, I don't know what this is and honestly, I kind of have to use the bathroom. So, I'm going to step out and I'll let you explain it and I'll pop back in. There's actually somebody out there who wants to hop in. OK, dude, every time I put on that tank, you know, I mean business.

You know what I mean, Dave? It's podcast time at Austin, Texas. I know you had this type of pool with Ted Cruz. I do love hopping on my favorite show. It's one of my guilty pleasures. And I know this show is going to be quite strong even without Will DeFries. We're going to miss Will, but having Ted Cruz here is quite a filling. Well, look, I've got a little bit of time in the schedule. I can always talk about things. My ticker's strong and I've been eating queso for four days straight. So I'm straight up

drowning in it. So what are we talking about today? Well, Dylan, you invited me here. So you tell me. Oh, yeah. You got to think on your feet. You got to be. You can't be any geek off the street.

Could we talk about that time that we had the the generational ice snowstorm here in Austin? I do remember that. and I remember it well. We look out for Texans. Well, I don't know that you do, Ted. That's kind of what I wanted to talk to you about. I didn't realize we got political here. Well, this is not so much political as it is just common decency.

What were you doing during the the ice storm of 2021? I was protecting the grid. You weren't though. So you stayed put. How did you hunker down? Did you lose power or water? I was probably listening to Internet Party, one of my favorite shows.

Oh, John Duda. I love it. I think it's one of the funnier shows we've had. It's good, yeah. Okay, but you did, did you go to, did you go somewhere? Did you stay? I did travel to Cabo. You did, didn't you? I think, I thought it was Cancun. Maybe it was Mexico.

It was Mexico. They're all very different towns. They're all kind of the same, aren't they? Well, I wouldn't put it that way, certainly. You're wondering how long I can do this. and I can do it the whole show, Dylan. You're probably regretting putting it on the rundown. Yeah. I don't know why you put this on the now that you're here. I'm just a little starstruck. I don't know. You know what to talk to you about. Well, let me tell you, I know you went camping. I recently went camping as well. Where'd you go? I was out in Big Bend. Yeah. Yeah.

I got a hold of some gummies. What kind of these of the THC? Oh yeah. Okay. I was done zooted off of them. Wow. Mixed it with a Lucy. Okay. Really?

Oh yeah. Use the promo code and everything with my favorite pub. I got a Lucy in right now. I can tell you're operating at quite the high level. Well, Ted, are you trying to move me along? Are you going to be a recurring part of, well, it's your segment. So you kind of can tell me.

That's why I'm asking you. I give you a recurring part of the show. I do love Dave, but I know he's anxious to get back into his day. Is Dave your favorite? Well, you know, I've always been a Randy guy ever since he put it on the TL for everybody to see.

You know, someone on, on the subreddit recently called me the glue guy of circling back and I was wondering, um, if he's interesting in college, they called you the goo guy. Okay. Do you think glue guy is a, an insult or a compliment? Well, I think it means that without you, this thing falls apart. Okay. Or it gets really, really good and more hilarious.

There's a glue guy. That you don't have a bunch of glue sticking you down. A glue guy on, say a basketball team. This typically describes someone who's not like, you know, a premier scorer. Last guy on the bench gets in when the game's already over. Is that me?

Yeah. Well, that's always been the vibe. Yeah, I think so too. Okay, Ted. Well, it's been it's been it's run its course. It's it's been a real pleasure. Well, I'd love I'd love to hang out and do some ad reads. You guys, that's one area you're going to really miss Will. We got one right here for Creamo. You want to talk or Cremmo? You already botched the name of the sponsor, but alright, let's do one for cremo Let's let's put a proper space in between so we don't just jump right into cremo from fake Ted Cruz. I

Think the people that cremo will like that Bye Bye Ted. Thanks for stopping by my friend. Oh, hang on He's leaving I'm going to go ahead and say hi Ted. Thanks for stopping by my friend. Oh, hang on. He's leaving. I really need to oil that door. We really gotta fix that. I

hate to put another thing on your plate, Randy. It's been that way for a long time. So, what's WD forty at home? So, what happened there? What was that segment? Yeah, Ted Cruz was in here. Thanks for coming back to the studio. So you wanted to do like a weekly with Ted Cruz? I wasn't ready to talk to Ted.

I didn't know he was gonna be here and he's suddenly he's sitting next to me. I'm just like, I don't know what to ask. I got this once in a lifetime opportunity when I asked Ted Cruz and I just kind of, I was kind of fighting for that. Did you panic? I was just firing from the hip a bit.

I didn't, I was here. It felt a little forced. He totally panicked. He totally panicked. It felt a little forced. The kind of behavior you'd expect from a glue guy. Psst. Like there was a couple injuries.

Pretty much. Like you didn't realize you're gonna get like meaningful minutes. Yeah. Yeah, suddenly I got the ball. I got the rock in my hands. You just chugged one. And it's in a crucial part of the game

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in a year. Just nonstop. It started Friday. Parks had his first baseball game. I thought it was going to get rained out. It did not get rained out. Caught the first dub. Parks hit probably the hardest ball he's hit since he started playing baseball. He lined out and unfortunately he hit it right at somebody. Exit Velo just fucking. But he squared the ball

up like he's never squared a ball up before and that's really encouraging and exciting to see. He was pumped about it. Yeah they caught the dub. Let's go. That was my Friday night. After that I was just I just went back home and poured a glass of wine and just Got in bed when he okay, so he hits a ball hard lines out Was he he's obviously upset that he didn't get on base But did he recognize like dude, I fucking so he does this thing or he's like I want everyone to know I expect more from myself. So he was like dang it, you know, he's like, oh it goes to the Like head down pouty like I talked about the with like, did you hit that ball really hard?

Did it feel good? He's like, yeah, dad, it did. It felt good. So like, he knows that you hit the ball hard and you see where it goes. And sometimes you hit it right at someone. And sometimes they make a play. That's ball.

It's the way baseball go. That's ball, but he was pretty pumped about it. And his dad was very excited. Now he's been using a torpedo bat, right? Yeah. Okay. Yeah. A little more bat speed. Yeah, I've been doing some scientific research on it.

You have? And found out that that's the way to go. I can't wait to talk about that, Frank, during too much dip, by the way. The hell's going on there? Anyway, Saturday, another big day. My two nieces had a birthday party down San Marcos Way. Got down there, I got to see some fam, spend time with the the nieces. That was great took Chelsea

Had a good old time Had a hustle back to Austin and get ready for a little birthday outing Met up with Randy and crew day was there Brett was there You had a fun shirt on yeah, silly formal I had to throw something silly and formal together real quick I was just there bolo tie that our friend Gordo brought. Double does a whistle. Randy and Brett did not break they had these characters set up for the night. I don't know what happened after I left because I had to leave early because I had a camping trip the next day. They didn't break character one time while I was at James's house where this was going on.

Did he break did they break character after we left? Randy might have pretty sure Brett did not. I mean, to the point where it became difficult to just be like, hey, Brett, I've got a serious question about the company. And he just wouldn't, he wouldn't. And then, yeah, I mean, it was, honestly, it was pretty remarkable.

It was, they had, their fits were crazy. Yeah, Tripp Taylor, I think that was Brett. Tripp Taylor. And Randy was. Bob Kowski fits were crazy. Yeah. Tripp Taylor. I think that was Brett Taylor. Randy was Bob Kowski. Bob Kowski. Furniture and upholstery salesman. The the the largest in southwestern northwestern Chicago. I don't know. I don't know why. Here's the thing. I don't know why Tripp kept saying that. It was just a Chicago land area. It's all of it. Tripp. Tripp's always trying to undermine me. You and

Tripp are like the buddy comedy we need. Yeah. My weekend actually ended just like two hours ago because I went camping Sunday, which was yesterday with Parks and five other dads and their kids. We went to Enchanted Rock. Beautiful out there. I didn't know that you could go out there and actually camp overnight until this trip beautiful campgrounds Nice shaded area and we had our plots right up right up against the rock. It was honestly very very sick

Here's what I'm asking From you and from it. This is another segment other squad members. Can we do a camping trip soon? Oh, yeah, for sure. Um. Ah, just so stacked this year. There's so many I know Randy will go. Randy's got Randy's a camp guy. We're going to go camp either unfair,

which I'm probably not even going to go in two weeks now because something else popped up. But I think after you left, we started trying to plan out a big band camping trip. Dude, it's it, it was a blast. And I had fun with guys I don't really know that well. You know, their friends, dads, great guys. But you know, if I was with the squad, it would have been a different vibe, obviously. But it was fun, brought some beers, and we did some hiking,

hiked to the summit of Enchanted Rock, which takes longer than one might think. It's a big rock. Did you have a walking stick? Didn't have a walking stick, but. Bring a knife? The joints were barking at the end of it, man. Steep and Klein, and then of course a steep decline. That'll put stress on the old legs there.

Super sticky. Super sticky. I didn't smoke any super sticky weed. That's smart to not do drugs, because of the dads and the kids. I had to get up early this morning and cold beers. Yeah, cold beers. I brought some yinglings out there.

Had really enjoyed myself. Would you get over it? I will not. I will never get over yelling. I love them on behalf of the good people of most of Pennsylvania. Yeah, just get past it. So the alarm went off at 7 AM this morning.

Oh, I'll talk more on camping later. I got a whole seg talking get past it. So, the alarm went off at 7 AM this morning. Oh, I'll I'll talk more on camping later. I got a whole seg talking talking about it. Okay. Got up at seven, packed up, and was on the road by 815 after having some coffee and

packing everything up and uh and here I am. I I rolled right in. I I had to take a shower. I was a stinky boy. Got that cremo. And I rolled right into the office, got here at about 1030. Mm hmm. Hell of a time, man. Dave, how about you? God, how do you follow that up? Yeah, Friday night, nice night in.

I decided to throw on a movie. I decided to watch There Will Be Blood. It's my yearly time to watch There Will Be Blood, one of the all-time greats. And I got through about half of it. It's a long one, but it's just such a good movie. I was in bed fairly early trying to catch up on sleep. Randy, I think this show, I don't know why you would know this show, but maybe like nieces and nephews. Did you ever get into Tiny Chef or The Tiny Chef? It's a Nick Jr. joint. No, but you were talking about it on last episode.

Okay. The Tiny Chef has taken over my home. So any parents out there who can relate, drop an F in the chat. I say that like it's not a bad show. It's kind of annoying the dialogue the way the tiny chef speaks but they get good guests. They had Kristen Bell on and it's very you know they're interacting with a little claymation character a little puppet thing. It's not the worst it's not the best but that is taking over my home currently. Saturday hit the gym as I often do. I do love a good Saturday workout. I usually have a little bit more time Going there put on a show

Uh, this is all in an effort to get my testosterone up for saturday night, which was uh, randy's birthday. Um, I was uh Excited and um I did not go full character. I went car Wyatt. So I told them before I was leaving on Thursday or Friday that look, I'm going Spotify Country Singer. We usually have Spotify Country going in this office and we always remark and laugh at some of the names that pop up there.

And some of the guys, they just look like generic dudes and they all have a certain look to them. That was kind of my goal. I think what I found though, when I put my clothes on is that I sneaky had that shit on. And actually I just kind of liked what I was wearing. Yeah. So that might just be me going forward.

We'll see. I had a good time. I went predominantly beer, although at the house that was hosting James's home, I did have a gin martini, which everybody knows me. I'm a Tito's guy. I'm a vodka martini guy. Uh, went with the gin and you know what?

It was delightful. It was a tasteful amount of floral, uh, and strong. And I drank the whole thing. Um, from there I've been Pacifico and then we went to, what was the place we went to Randy? What was the first bar? Austin garden studios, Austin garden studios. Austin garden studios.

Or studio, yeah. It's right, I see if you know, you know, it's where Will went for that South by event. It seems like a great spot for a South by event. I will say that is East six, that is East side six. Yes, sir. That is very intimidating now, especially to a 40 year old.

I decided to bail at about midnight. I didn't say goodbye to anybody. Typically that's an Irish goodbye. I was waiting out there for my Uber and it's very busy and there was just cool people walking by me the entire time. And I just felt I'd felt a little insecure at how cool people on the side are. But you had that shit on. I did have that shit on and people walking by like noting it and fist bumping me. But last last time I was waiting outside an Uber from that exact bar, I saw this guy walk by this fucking shit had probably 23 year old with this girl and he knocked down a bunch of bird scooters and said, I do this at the end of every night.

I fucking love it. And then walked away. Well, that guy's fucking sick. I just I walked away. I just laugh. I'm like, am I the one that fucking saw that? What a fucking douche knob. Douche knob.

Absolutely. I just like a statement against the scooters or just like him just destroying property. I don't know. He thought he was the coolest person ever for just knocking down like five scooters. And there's definitely some holes in his drywall. Yeah. Okay. Um, got home, I was in bed 1245. Nice. You know, went out, had some beers, felt fine. Uh, next day, yesterday, relaxing day,

um, hit the park up with my son. Um, it was quite warm and, warm and this park has a this park actually has a pool which doesn't have water in it at the moment, but it also has the little splash area. It's not like a splash pad, but there's a splash element a big concrete area that has like this thing that shoots you know talking about. Oh yeah didn't plan for that. He's what do you think the first thing he wants to do

when we get to that park and he sees there's a water element to it? Go to the water element. So I spent the next 10 minutes trying to talk him down from the meltdown that like, dude, you're not wearing swim trunks. We're not doing that right now. So of course he settles on going to the volleyball pit

and making sand castles. A noble venture, but like, you think his mom was real happy when I brought him home the volleyball pit and making I had to get my time. I feel like that was the only thing I really did outside of plant doing some plants, doing stuff. Do you have your booze drink off? I had a few. I started the night out with some of those alcoholic, you know, spiked Mountain Dews 5%. You actually drank those?

I had two. I had two of them. I think Brett had three martinis at James house before going out. I didn't see Brett. I saw Tripp Taylor. Yeah. Tripp Taylor had three martinis at James House before going out. I didn't see Brett, I saw Tripp Taylor. Yeah. Tripp Taylor had three martinis. Let me tell you, I enjoyed doing that theme and stuff. This is our third time we've done it. Brett was the one champion

that he wanted to do it this year because my birthday is technically Saturday, and I'm going to be out of town. So I was like, I was ready to just forgo doing anything because I'm going to be hanging out with a lot of my boys in Scottsdale. Brett wanted to do this party so bad. He loves being Tripp I was ready to just forego doing anything because I'm going to be hanging out with a lot of my boys in Scottsdale. Brett wanted to do this party so bad. He loves being Tripp Taylor. He wants to be Tripp Taylor more

than he wants to be Brett Merriman. Brett absolutely wants to get scooped up in a biz dev role at some Midland oil company. Yeah, pretty much. That's like his dream. He would thrive out there. He really would. Well, I had a good time.

Yeah. How'd you feel yesterday morning? You know, better, worse than this morning, but yeah. Wait. Yeah. That makes sense though. Yeah. Yeah.

Given I got that. I'm still feeling it today. Hangovers typically go away at the further you get away from the drinking. In theory. But it was fun. It was a good time. Yeah.

I was glad to see some new people come out and do the theme. It'd be fun to say, Creamo, what was your name? Creamo. Oh yeah, okay. Yeah. Not to be confused with the Cremo. Right, totally different. So you were Creamo.

That was Creamo. Brett named me. Oh, he did? Yeah, he did. And I went with it and I loved it. So Brett didn't read the copy either. No. Okay.

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up since I think it tied it together is quite a nice time. Yeah. This is my first time taking parks camping my first time going camping since before he was born, hence why he hadn't gone yet. And I forgot how much fun camping can be The sleeping thing has always been like the major drawback for me for camping obviously I think that I speak for most people there It's just hard to get comfortable, and I didn't sleep very well grounds hard I did bring up you know a pad to sleep on like a foam pad and

He slept like a rock. I don't know how he did it, but man, okay. We're sleeping and I'm woken up about midnight. I hear something walking around outside. Then I hear like a chip bag rustling, you know, like, okay. Is someone going to go in and get a snack? Someone's snacking. I am snacking. Raccoons, man.

They found our camp and they finished off the chips that we didn't finish off. I think I made burgers, so I think the kids left some cheese out on a chair. Classic kid. They cleaned all that up for us and they were out there for an hour at least. Raccoons?

Yeah. I had my flashlight. I was like peeking through that like, okay, I'm making sure that was a raccoon and not a bear or something else that was going to scare the shit out of me. That was one of the animals I heard and or saw. There was an owl nearby. That's what they sound like, folks. That was dope.

That's my favorite bird. Everybody knows that. I didn't know that. Mine's actually the bald eagle because I love this country. Mine's an owl. Mine's a hummingbird. Why is that? That's like when they come by my apartment.

That's cute. Very nice. Her turkeys. Turkeys off in the distance. Yeah. The highlight of the distance. Yeah. The highlight of the wildlife. Will did a great turkey. The wildlife adventure.

Think he'd come on and do turkey? Yeah, I don't know. Woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo woo. At 4 a.m., at 4 a.m., we were, it felt like we were surrounded by coyotes. And when I say surrounded, it felt like they were on the picnic table right outside our tent just like hooping and hollering.

They were so freaking loud. They were probably 50 yards away and that's how close they were. They were so loud and they were hooping and hollering for a good, I don't know, half an hour. I hate it when the coyotes hoop and holler. Yeah. They were howling and barking and yapping. They're yappers.

They were communicating. Oh yeah. And and there were a ton of a man It was so freaking loud. Was it kind of cool though? It was badass I loved it Parks woke up and I was like his coyotes man and you're good here were safe You're in a tent you with your dad. He's like, okay, and he went right back to sleep I stayed up and listened to him. It was fucking cool And at any moment you think maybe like you were about to have to Pay the piper for your jag take Uh, no, that's a that's a different different fan different genus altogether

I know but like, you know, it gets around and they stick together They may be enemies at times when they're when they're hunting again. I don't have a jag take I have a cheetah take totally different cat Okay, one of them much stronger much stronger than the other. Yeah, pull tape and I'm clean there. Yeah, we went on a hike man and it was it was so much fun. And we just like I said, I cooked burgers for everybody and we just posted up around the fire and there was a burn band but we had one of the guys one of the dads brought a gas fire pit that was allowed out there. So that was cool. We got to do fire and

s'mores and. Parks, I'm pretty sure I unlocked a core memory for parks. He is he's still out there by the way he he stayed. He's catching a ride back with his buddy. Because I had to come into work, so he's still out there. He's probably heading back sometime soon.

Just an excellent, excellent time. I highly recommend if you have a kid who's at least five, I would say, cause the young ones, it's, you know, it's a lot. The sleeping situation is not ideal for him, but Parks, he slept great. So much fun. What do you do if you have to drop a duke?

They have a bathroom. Oh. And a shower. I took a shower last night. Oh, that's right. Yeah. Hot, hot water. Enchanted Rock is where we went. If I, if you didn't catch that earlier, we went to Enchanted Rock. So you weren't glamping. I was not glamping. This is a, this is a real, a real camping situation. I would like to have done one more night. Obviously I had to get up early and leave, but I wanted to have a full day out there with the squad. That would have been fun. Get up, drink coffee, and cook breakfast.

I left before breakfast even was underway. Do you and the dads, anybody throw some beers back? You said you had some yinglings out there. We threw some beers back. One of the dads brought a bottle of Jameson. I didn't partake, so I knew I had to get up early. I had a full day today. Is there a guitar dad?

No guitar dad. Oh, man. No, we were listening to some Pearl Jam last night. One of the dads brought a bts I love just hanging out with the boys listening to pearl jam Yeah, man. It was so it was so much fun and I again I had that much fun with uh guys. I don't know particularly well So, um, that's why I want to get a squad a squad trip together. I think it would be a blast if we went Did you get any numbers?

I have all their numbers like are anybody like hey man, let's talk like like baddies out there I think it would be a blast if you have to explain what you do for a living. To one of the guys. We're gonna even like do what's going on with Will. I think most of them knew what I did for a living, but one guy this morning I was packing up and I was like, yeah, I gotta run back to work, man. He goes, what do you do? And I was like, here we go. Conversation, I don't. Total frat move. Conversation I don't particularly enjoy for some reason. I don't know. It's like.

It's not, couldn't be me. I love it. It's like, what do you guys talk about? Like, I don't nothing. It's kind of pop culture. Talk about this. We do this thing called the crank corner. Yeah. Yeah. We do. We do a crank corner and I cover my face and be a shame if they

listen to this one. It was there for jumping off point. It was a blast. I think I had, I think I had a lot of fun because I knew that Parks was having a lot of fun. Sounds great. Yeah, he had his best, his best buds out there.

Dude, I don't think I've camped since high school. Maybe college. It's one of those things you do and you kinda just forget about it for a while and then the opportunities don't come up and you're just like, oh yeah, I've been in a while, but it'd be fun if we went. And I'm telling you, it is so much fun.

I didn't get any sleep. Not only the animals keep me awake, but it's just hard to get comfortable in a tent. It really is, unless you have, some of the dads brought air mattresses and stuff. They were like really prepared. Okay. That wasn't me. I think the last time I went,

there was a really good arity camp near Joe Pool Lake. I think it's Lynn Creek State Park, which is like Duncanville Grand Pra Prairie, Cedar Hill area. Yeah. And we would go in high school. We did this like four or five times and we would just, it would just be a place where we could go just underage drink.

Yeah. And then one time like, they called those, the game warden or nothing, I don't know who it was. They came out, they busted us, and they made us pour out our entire cooler of beer and like open each beer and pour it out. So we poured out like a hundred beers, a hundred keystones, maybe probably 90, honestly,

because they're 30 racks. And yeah, they were done. They deserved to get poured out. They were cracking up. These cops were laughing as we were pouring it out. And they were cool. They didn't even rise to take it. They were like, they were just, watch this were pouring it out and they were cool They didn't even rise to take it. They're like

They were just watch this with a flashlight pour out all these beers. Yeah uh But that might have been the last time Yeah, all the kids had head like headlamps, you know, and they were just scaling the rocks at like late at night Oh, yeah, it was just fucking cool. Any snakes or anything? No snakes Only animal I saw aside from you know birds and was just that raccoon that looked very well fed. My only critique of that place, there's no body of water, so no fishing,

no swimming in a river or anything like that, which a lot of campgrounds will offer. But man, it was cool. It was real, real cool. Yeah, I'm down to do that. It's fun, man. I kind of wish. I would be better prepared next time for comfortable bedding.

I want to do cooler weather. Man, it was, it got up to mid eighties when we were out there, so it was hot, but it was like 60 at night. How far west is it? It took an hour and a half. Okay. It's out, it's out Fredericksburg way. Okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

You're getting much drier climate. Yeah, it was dry, dry and cool at night. It was ideal sleeping, sleeping temperature, honestly. Highly recommend. Fantastic. Yeah. Randy, you ever go camping outside of your ren fair situation?

I've been camping a lot. I mean, not recently, the last time outside of your renfair situation? I've been camping a lot. I mean, not recently. The last time outside of renfair camping that I've been camping was right before I moved down here in Chicago. So like Chicago, probably in 2017. It was last time outside the renfair, which renfair is kind of camping, but you're still in a tent. Still in a tent, still bonfire, still wooded area, all that good stuff, just a little different. I feel like part of me is like scared to do it like at 40 and then be embarrassed by like how little I'm prepared

to like to camp. I was one of the lesser prepared dads for sure. Some of those guys go a lot and they had like all the equipment, you know, like portable stoves and. Yeah. All this equipment, you know, like portable stoves and yeah, all this stuff, you know, one guy had a, an electric cooler, which is basically like a portable refrigerator. It was badass. It was great, man. They were, yeah, they were more prepared than I was, but I held my own, you know, I could contribute. I cooked dinner for everyone,

did bergs. How'd they turn out? Pretty good. Okay. Pretty good. Fantastic. Pretty good Bergs. God. Will loved Shopify, didn't he?

He sure did. I love Shopify. Dylan, you love Shopify? I love Shopify, David. Tell me what you love about Shopify. I love Shopify because it is very user friendly. People say that I'm not exactly very technologically inclined. Yeah, we've been saying that. But Shopify, I'm not again that thing like I designed it myself. It's so easy to use. Heck, we built our darn store with it.

That's why I use it all the time. Look, I use it too. I like to hop in there. I like to go in there. If you wanna, if you're an analytics guy, if you like to get deep in the weeds and see like, hey, where are we selling the most

stuff? Where are we lacking? Shopify will do that for you. Life before Shopify was tough. I can't even imagine. Now, it's so easy. If you got an idea, if you wanna go sell you a widget or a hat or a shirt, you just use Shopify. Just go check it out.

I was I was hopelessly addicted to Shopify for a time when I would we would launch a product and I would just look at the map to see like how many people were hopping on the site. Those are kind of the days. I just logged in to see if I have any

hats to ship and we're all caught up. So, we all caught up news for me. hey if you don't uh if you're not watching Dylan's track house we're giving out little special promo codes yeah but we do that all through Shopify how easy is that you tell Brett hey man can you just create one real quick he ups into Shopify makes one we announced it on the track house boom people are saving money I can do it takes me one minute upgrade your business and get the same check out we use with Shopify sign up for your $1 per month trial period at Shopify.com Circling that's all lowercase go to Shopify.com

Circling to upgrade your selling today. We love it Dylan and I could figure it out. Hey Randy can too Even Randy two days later after a big night. he hops in Shopify, he's doing fine. Shopify.com slash circling. Do you really want me to spoil the show? Yes, I didn't have a chance to watch White Lotus last night because I was, after I mentioned I was camping, Dave is going to do a segment on White Lotus

and he's gonna spoil the show. Have you heard anything about it? Nope, I don't mind spoilers just so you know. I don't care. It does not affect my viewing of the show knowing what's going to happen in it. What do you think happened with Rick and Frank? Is this the penultimate?

This is the penultimate. What do you think happened with Rick when he finally meets the guy who he thinks killed his dad? I don't think he kills him. I think, I don't know, maybe the guy was super charming and Rick just kind of backed off his stance a bit. I don't know. Okay. Tell me. You're kind of close, you're kind of right. I don't know how charming the guy was, but he was an old guy.

He wasn't some like younger hotshot. Right? Not really sickly, just old, he's probably like his 80s. And he's just a guy. Did Rick tell him that he knows about the situation? Finally, I have to say, my biggest issue with this episode and I will say as far as white lotus penultimates go,

this is pretty average. I hate to tell you that. You definitely need to watch it. You'll still get some enjoyment out of it. Rick and Frank show up, you know, with this whole ruse of like he's a producer and he's a director and they want her to be in the movie. We see they show up with seemingly no preparation. So she's like, well, like, for example, I will move which my movies did you watch that you liked me and Frank,

who's playing the role as director, you can't really name one, because he didn't do any homework. So he doesn't know. So he's doing the super generic, like I just liked all of them. Sort of liked them all. And then he like guesses one. Like I liked the one where you were kind of like royalty,

you were like a queen. And the whole time you're kind of looking and you're like, well, they have to be onto them somehow. And then they're like, what role do you have in mind for me? I was told that this, and he says something like a prostitute, and she's like,

I thought this was based on my life. Anyway, it was almost like Rick and Frank did not communicate. They just showed up there. Like little, no plan whatsoever. Because he probably didn't foresee it going that far. It's like, I'm gonna see this guy, I'm gonna fucking blast him,

and we're gonna get out of there. Well, you'd think that, but dude, like the whole prep the whole they get he gets him alone uh in his den and like they're talking and it's like this real like um Therapeutic session for rick and he just kind of you could tell something's ominous and like this guy if he has any self-aware Perception he's able to tell like uh-oh this dude's not here for the reasons he said he was. So no, Rick does not end up killing the guy. He does kind of hilariously grab his desk chair and

pull it back, knocking the guy on the ground on his back from the chair, which was kind of funny. Okay. And then they leave. So you're like, okay, don't know if we've seen the end of that. We've only got one episode left. You have to think that, because Rick is staying at that hotel that they own, right? Yeah. That they're a part of. So I don't know. What do you think? Tim, well, can we talk Tim?

Tim Ratliff, the dad. Are you about to ask me, was there another just disturbingly graphic and realistic murder suicide fantasy? Well, he doesn't have the gun anymore because Guy Talk found it and brought it back to the- It's a disturbingly graphic and realistic murder suicide fantasy. Well, he doesn't have the gun anymore because Guy Toc found it and brought it back to the correct security hut. Correct.

So I would imagine that he didn't actually off himself. Was there another? He did have another moment where he zoned out and thought, you can't keep doing that. Dude, it's maybe it's because of where it fits in, like in the show it's on. It's like normally like kind of a vibey dark comedy, but also like a fun show. These are like disturbing because of how like it just feels. It feels like this is how it would go down. You know what I'm saying?

So yeah, that he has a conversation prior to this with Saxon. And it's almost like the combination he had, or I'm sorry, the conversation he had with Piper Posey, where he basically like, dad, this is all I've got, I can't live. But did he talk about the problems that await them at all? No, he lied to him. Saxon sees his dad getting shit faced. It was like, what's wrong?

Finally, like five days later, five days out of watching your dad go in a Larazapanopan booze hole. He approaches him like what's going on? Is everything good with the business and Tim lies? He's like, everything's good. And that's it.

I keep delaying this man. There's gotta be some kind of resolution. He does go to look for the gun and realizes it's gone. Okay. He now knows he has no firearm. Any any allusions to him staying in Thailand? In not you said that

weird? Did I you said Thailand, Thailand, Thailand? Is there any any allusions to him staying in Thailand? In avoid that lab avoiding going home and facing the the trouble there? Christopher Walken talks Thailand. uh facing the the trouble there christopher walken talks thailand uh there the somebody got mad that i did the preview thing um so i'm gonna give you a sec you do see no the answer is no real but you do see um he might be looking for other avenues to exit this world, potentially in the finale, we don't know. I will say that it looks like Loughlin is now interested in staying, doing a year with Piper,

in the monastery or whatever. Not surprising, I guess. The Buddhist house where they're staying. I gotta say, that storyline's not really doing it for me. Yeah. At all. Okay. What else? We did have some big movement with Jacqueline, Kate

and Lori. And how do you think their friendship's going? Do you think it's going strong? I think this is the last trip they take together. Why is that? Because their friendship seems to be crumbling underneath them. I think each one has something against another one.

Yeah, that kind of, it comes to a head. Lori bails on a dinner to go to the Muay Thai fights with the Russians, with the boys, Valentin, Alexi and the other dude. Are you ready for this? Yeah. She hooks up with the other friend. Okay.

Okay. Not Alexi, not the dude who is a fan in Game of Thrones. No, not Valentin who bone Jacqueline, but the dude who kind of weirdly looks like Valentin. The second hottest one. The second hottest one for sure. Okay. They hook up, he immediately starts asking for money because like his mom allegedly is

like trapped in Russia or something. It was very like, okay, the last thing you want to hear after you just had sex with the guy you've known for a day. Right. It was a tough scene. And then his girlfriend shows up, chases her out of there. It was good. It was good.

The biggest revelation you have, do you want the biggest revelation? Yes, I do. I will say this is where one thing I did predict. So Guy Toc goes on his date with Mook, their first date. It becomes very clear that he is not in her league She's way too good looking for him and also like he's just not about it and then she even says like you don't have any ambition

You got you know, you don't you're he's like I did, you know, he talks about the robbery. You're a shitty security guy Basically, she says it very nicely and he admits it and he's like I don't want to do violence I don't like violent violence on Buddhist blah blah blah a Lot of talk about him being afraid to fight or afraid to kill so they also go to the Muay Thai fight they're sitting across the way from Lori and her Russian guy Vlad and He kind of zones out notices Lori notices the Russian guy and notices the tat.

And then it flashes back to the robbery when those guys are trying to escape. And he puts it together that these guys, these Russians were involved. So he now knows, so Guy Talk now knows that those three dudes, because they were all there. Oh, including Hot Guy? What's Hot Guy?

Valentine. Valentine. Who was distracting Guy Talk. If you remember when that went down, he was distracting him as the guard rail was raised. So he knows. And so of course, this is all like trending toward like, is he going to go hero mode? And like, yeah, in the last episode did the the like squarely concierge guy. Did he do his

performance? Yeah, dude. They gave us like two minutes or like one minute and it's it was it wasn't the worst but it was just like there's no one care. It really embarrassing. It wasn't that I mean it wasn't the worst thing. It's not something I'm gonna if it if he's playing a free show in my backyard, I'm not going to walk out there. Okay. Put it that way.

Okay. Um, Gary throws his big party. Oh, you want that revelation? Yeah. You know, Gary and Chloe. So he kind of knows that Chloe hooked up with somebody. Chloe. Uh, so he somehow this ominous party where he's just inviting strangers,

including one that knows that he killed his wife, they all show up to his like sick Villa, right? He has this big party. And Chloe approaches Saxon and propositions and man him and gives him this whole backstory on Gary and what his like real fantasy is. And I will just say that he's got like kind of a cuck fantasy where he uh he wants to watch or at least walk in on saxons like uh he's drawing the line there he's had enough uh sexual uh indiscretions for his uh last 48 hours enough for him so that's all in all like things happened it doesn't really happen how I wanted them to happen. Alright. For a penultimate episode, it

was a little slow. Alright. How's that make you feel? I didn't really, I didn't sell for you but I just spoke the truth to you. They better bring it home next week. I think they will. This week. It's not, look, it's not a make

or break finale for me. I've still enjoyed the season but like they could really benefit from like a banger of a finale. Yeah. Hopefully, they do. Cuz I I've seen I've seen some critic write-ups that were um like eh it kind of stalled a little bit. Okay. You want to get out of here? You want to check in with Davis real quick? Uh I can run we can run it back as well. You've missed a lot. Can we check in

with Davis real quick? Um I don't know if you followed Davis Clark's last uh four or five days. I have but uh, what do you think? He was rocking with on Friday food wise whoo. I think he's Is young is young rice right now? He's rocking right? He's doing rice Okay, play it for the fucking rice for lunch because we're back. I've got stay fueled up throughout the day. Let's get it. Okay, rock Okay, so he's a bowl full of brown rice. It's just thing.'s just carbo loading. Yeah. So we've seen him do this with potatoes. Yeah. That's how we got locked in that day on potatoes. When's the last time you just had a pure carb for a meal? Never, never, not once ever. Not even

breakfast. Maybe breakfast you had like a croissant. Sure. But for lunch, when we like, dude, I don't even feel like a protein. I'm just gonna do just a bowl of noodles with nothing else. Like I've never done that. I'm just going to do it. But for lunch, when we like, dude, I don't even feel like a protein. I'm just going to do it. Just a bowl of noodles with nothing else. Like I've never done that. No. Randy, you ever do that? No. You do have some like, you have some

Davis Clark-esque lunches, but you always mix in a protein because you're all about gains. Sure. The only time I'd ever just have rice is if I need the stomach to settle. It's real time. There it is. The people like that. But yeah, it does help. Okay. You want you want to check in

with the second video too? You think? Do you think this is a nod to will? I don't know if you saw his post. Did you see his post last night? No. Oh, don't you turn the volume down? I'm jumping off the grid. I had no signal out. Oh, buddy. I'm so happy. He dropped this banger last night. Before you play it. Here we go. Read the caption says Sunday scary is not energy levels. No, not OK.

Let's try it again, Bob. Sunday's scary is not energy levels to start the week. OK. Dude, he's hitting that **** goes on. He has one move. Well, he hits him with like just like a modified Nae Nae then just kind of goes into a little

whatever the other thing was. He's vibing. Okay, Davis. I see you, ma'am. So, uh influencer week is upon us. Do we'll recreate this? Any chance you recreate this? What would it have? What would it take to get you to do a full Davis Clark rendition? This might be something I could recreate. This is low lift.

I was hoping you'd be like a hundred percent against it because honestly, like I don't want you to do it. Well, then I might do it if you don't want me to. Okay, you know what? The people at home probably want this. You think the people want this from Dylan? You could honestly, if you shaved your face, if you shaved your face.

Don't say what you're about to say. Listen. You spiked your hair? I don't look like Davis Clark. If you shaved your face, spiked your hair, and maybe like worked, man, you got a good job. He's a really unattractive dude. You could do this.

He's a really unattractive guy. But you have like the dark hair, the same skin tone, and just like the overall aura. None of these are compliments to me. You think this dude's DMs are a war zone? No. No. I think he repels the opposite sex. Sunday is scary as not. So this landed on Will's radar. I don't know. I don't know if he's seen it. He might have been traveling. I sent it to the TMD group.

Okay. Nobody responded. Crickets. Should we run it back? Oh yeah, we're doing run it back now. If you are a too much dip listener, you know what run it back is. It's a segment during which we talk about what we already talked about.

We're trying new things with the new circumstances here. We didn't really talk about that much about the show going forward. We didn't, we will. I don't know, I don't wanna punt it. We can talk about it right now. There's really not that much to talk about. We don't have a surprise,

by God, that's a, that's to talk about. Like we don't have like a surprise. Barga that's a yeah, that's j bones music. Like we don't, we're not gonna, we're not gonna just bring in a third person to like sit next to Dylan or next to me. Awkwardly. A lot of people are wondering if we're going to bring in a permanent third and there are no plans to do that right now. Um, doesn't mean it won't ever happen. We're gonna, we're gonna have a guest file in here. that won't ever happen. We're gonna have a guest file in here. And maybe at some point we do decide to bring in a third. That is TBD. Yeah.

But for now we're gonna roll with what we got. I do think it would be fun to have Brett in here. We talked about, did you talk to Brett about this at all? Yeah, I did. What'd he say? There's a reason Brett's not in here. What? That he didn't have time. He's working. It's gonna be tough with his his what he's working on. Okay, I don't think

we'll necessarily have him on every show. But like, what I want to see and I guess I could have done a mailbag too. But I didn't know Dylan's that's Dylan's thing. Like my my goal for it is to be bring in a lot more first of all more Randy a lot more Randy on the show hi Dave okay so you got stuff like that in the bag and I think that'll happen I do want more Brett I want will when will wants to hop on I want Dan when Dan can come by I want KJ to pop on I want Dan when Dan can come by. I want KJ to pop on. I want Ross to pop.

I want like, what I'm saying is like, I like rolling more guests in here. Yeah, I do too. Not because I don't think Dylan and I and Randy can rock a good show. We can, but I think it's just something I noticed listening to the old touching bass audio was how fun it was to have like this cast of characters

that we worked with that we could like just hop on be like, dude, talk about this shit you did over the weekend. That's ridiculous. Dan, you crap, you did whatever at a wedding, you know what I mean? Yeah. I want to do much more of that. Because we have like a granted they all have like full time jobs at other places. But we have people who like are friends of the show that would absolutely pop on and do stuff like that. So you're going to see more of that. And that's just, that'll just be easier with two of us right here. Yeah. Format won't change like too much. I

know today we jumped off with those segments that Dylan really wanted to do. The reason we love with that is because Dan had Dan had a heart out. Yeah. Um we'll probably on Monday stick with uh this weekend and fun off the rip but who knows it's fluid but the running back thing. I just think it's a good I just

think it's funny. It cracks me up in too much. It's often like the highlight of the show. Fluid is a good word. I think we're gonna the final plan is probably yet to be figured out. You know, we're gonna roll with what we think is gonna be fun and then we'll settle into what we know is really, really good. And I'm going to keep going with that. I'm listening home and I'm like, well, why do you why did you guys not have a third right then like the next day? Why did you guys not have that planned out? If you've known what

was gonna leave for so long? That would that would have felt weird, I think. Like you're replacing will. Yeah, we're not replacing will, you know, um, we're gonna replace him in the aggregate. And like, like we keep saying that common will will is, I mean, he's out, he's out there right now. He's, he's going to be a part of the show. He's probably champion at the bit when you heard Davis fucking in your head. He's going to be a part of the show. We're not, yeah, we're not just like,

I see you will you're out of here, buddy. He's going to be a part of the show. We're not. Yeah, we're not just like, I see you. Well, you're out of here, buddy. And we hire some somebody full time to sit in. That would have been awkward and and not at all what we're looking for right now. So what if we just start calling him in like and like telling him we're going to do one thing, but we just sit him down and just fucking berate him. Like we actually just insult him until he just walks out. What did you do to this company, man?

Dude, what the fuck did you do? How selfish can one one man be? Yeah, I'm in here dry scooping protein with Dan. Yeah, and you're out there just cooking up fucking memes. All you're doing is memeing and I'm in here, Dan's in here doing sub-stock with Dory. Ridiculous. You got new boat shoes and they're not even Sparys,

that's so NF. What are they? I don't know. You can't expect the Sunday Scaries guy to just cop some Sparys. They're not confidence sparrers. Yeah, they did get some boat shoes. He did get boat shoes.

He says they're in. I've seen that. And he would know before I do. 100% he's gonna get a blister. Yeah. He wasn't in a frat. He wasn't in a frat. Yeah, he's not, he doesn't have those frat calluses yet.

No. People have been wondering, they're like, were you guys trying to get the only non-Greek off the show? You blackballed them. Oh, wow. And that was part of it. No more jeans on the show. That's huge.

That is huge. Let's run it back. Get out of here. Again, the segment during which we talk about what we already talked about. Dylan Pede outside at the office. I almost did. We're calling Randy Captain Dick Prent. You're Detective Dick Prent. I almost did. We're calling Randy Captain Dick Print. Your detective Dick Print.

We dry scooped teen with Dan. Dry scooped teen with Dan. Yeah, how do you feel right now? I feel fine. It wasn't pre-workout. That would have been a whole different story. Dylan is circling back's glue guy. Aw, you're basically the team manager.

Ted Cruz stopped by the studio. Dylan wants the squad to go camping and he's going to make it happen at some point. And finally, Gary is a cuck. That's true. And that concludes Round it Back. Wow. 84 minutes. That's a long one. Thank you to Dan and Johnny D and Ted Cruz for that matter for joining us today. We will be back with the Patreon tomorrow. Bye bye. Thanks for watching guys!