Circling Back - Duck Tattoos, World Records, and Afternoon Coffee

Episode Date: February 7, 2024

Dillon shows his duck tattoo to us on-air, cold plunge gender reveal, Zuck can't stop with this MMA stuff, the Guinness Book of World Records is robbing Richard Plaud, assessing some Big Game Prop Bets a la Circling Backdoor Cover, 'We Are The World' doc, Dave is down bad on his afternoon coffee runs, and This Weekend in Fun. Meet-up fundraiser: https://fundly.com/circling-back-meet-up Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (17:13) Gold Plunge Gender Reveal (24:25) Whoa Calm Down Zuck (35:15) Honestly, What’s The Guinness Book of World Records’ Problem? (43:45) Circling Backdoor Cover Prop Bet Special (53:30) Dave Watched ‘We Are The World’ Doc (59:50) Dave Keeps Ordering Coffee From Closed Food Trucks (1:05:40) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Joymode: www.usejoymode.com/steam (20% off!) Twillory: www.twillory.com (WASHED18 for $18 off purchase of $139 or more) This episode was also sponsored by BetterHelp: www.betterhelp.com/circling (10% off first month) Lucy: www.lucy.co (STEAM for 20% off)  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the washed media headquarters in aust, Texas. My name is Will DeFries to my left. David, that boy rough. I found a new Instagram account that I'm very late on. But Randy, you might be familiar. Francis, Francis Bourgeois, an English guy. Sounds like a French descent.

He's the train guy. And he just goes to like train tracks around england and waits for these trains to go by he's obsessed that's what's up he's got a gopro and he just gets real geeked out oh yeah he looks at his face like at a wide angle it's awesome yeah is that authentic or is he doing a bit i don't think it's a bit he just he just fucking loves train have you guys ever gotten down the wormhole of uh watching train videos where it's just a camera fixed on the front of the train and you're just riding with

it? No. You can go for like eight hours. Sounds kind of dope. People will just put it on and just vibe out. I like that. Yeah. It's a form of meditation for some people. There's some live streams of Flagstaff at a train station and you just watch the trains go by. There was a big snowstorm coming. We put it on for Thanksgiving one one time it's kind of like vibey yeah i get it

dylan saw a flagpole before this podcast today i did you're the last person on the internet to see drake's penis i know i finally saw it though you glad uh i'm glad i know what drake's penis looks like yeah my respect for him's gone up to continue on not knowing what it looks like and everyone else knowing it i would have felt a little off about that so i finally know i refuse to look is this the most inconsequential like video leak for celebrities in a long time this doesn't really affect him negatively at all if okay if you're the celeb whose video is leaked if you don't acknowledge it it it's like a 24-hour news cycle almost it disappears fast

it didn't the video doesn't disappear but like the the chatter all right odds you do a meat shop for the chatter i'm like i don't want to do it it'll go away for 24 hours after 24 hours do it for the cheddar i can't i don't want to do that only fans all right this is this isn't bag fumbling if i'm being honest i'll do a booty shot we did have a question from a listener on exactly five minutes about some logistics regarding your duck tattoo okay would you like to just confront those now yeah what are the what are the questions it was asking if the duck is a cartoon duck or it's an anatomically correct duck. Great question. It's an animated duck.

I believe it has three different colors on it. Was this duck on a sheet that had other ducks or other pheasants or other animals on it, and you chose it off of that? Or was this like, hey, just do a cartoon duck on my butt? Another good question. I chose it off the wall. I believe it was a place called Atomic Tattoo on Burnett Road austin texas and this was um i was 18 at the time so it was a long time ago uh it was a two-part tattoo the duck is actually running from a larger creature i said i just want the duck part of this

tattoo okay so he's running and um from something that's chasing him, although the thing chasing him is not on my butt. So you could guess what that might be. A hunter. I can't, for the life of me, I can't remember what it was. It was an Elmer Fudd. It could have been something with a gun. It was just an animated duck. Can you confirm or deny that it says if it flies, it dies underneath it?

There are no letters whatsoever. It's just a duck and then it has like some, I don't know if there are tears or if it's sweat that are coming off his face but there's a a liquid that's coming from his eyes okay face it's just getting a little bit more you've seen it final question i didn't notice the detail of the i'm trying to help the the listeners out who have inquired i'll show you right now away from the camera i'll show you you know i'll stand right there facing randy and i'll just show you all right you want to see it i mean man as well yeah i'll do it show me the fucking duck okay take your butt out randy make sure that i don't want any cheek on here set him up well ready set him up well don't hit me no

dylan's requesting no cheek no hey no fruit basket there's good Well, don't hit me. No Dylan's requesting. No cheek. No. Hey, no fruit basket. There's good. Don't don't fruit basket. You're off screen. Maybe a little more to your right. Oh, yeah, that's good. Oh, oh, what are you doing? That's so much bigger than I remember it. You see it now? Yeah. That's way bigger than I remember it being. I remember it being like this big. It's more like this big. It's like two and a half to three inches, I think. And it's colored in for the people at home that want to know.

It is faded. You look pretty sober. It's faded? Yeah. It doesn't look like a brand new tattoo on your butt. It's weathered. Did they have to shave your butt or did you not have any hair on it when you got it done? They shave no matter what even if you're just completely bald there. You have hair up there? I think I do. I'm pretty

I have a pretty bald butt. I don't have much hair back there. I don't think yeah I don't have like batches of hair on my body. That'd be weird. Yeah. Hey before I get before I get snip Before I get snip do I need to get like a full? I think you just go to the friends at Manscaped and just do that, right? I think a waxing might be a little unnecessary. I go in there like a Ken doll and they're like, um. Sir?

A little weird. But we appreciate it? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. When I got hernia surgery, they just did it for me, which I appreciate it. Where is that? That's.

That's just kind of on the inside of. It's adjacent. Yeah. Yeah out to my hernia inguinal i'm tweeting i'm telling everyone that i just showed you on my bare bottom you did show us your bare bottom i'm gonna respond with the photo it'll do numbers did you actually take a photo yeah Yeah. I don't believe that Dave actually got one. I'll show you right now. Oh, yeah? Okay. Can I see?

No. You can't get approval on this. It's my bottle. My bare bottle. You don't get approval. Hold on. Let me get a video of you saying you killed the president. Did Brock Purdy?

You know what? That's a great poll by that guy because that is it's exactly what it looks like he's just a slightly more handsome lho did you see the tweet that said that just two guys struggling with their accuracy okay yeah two guys who couldn't have done it alone i saw that that's a good that's the one i saw to be if you believe the official story it was fairly accurate i mean especially at that range and moving target things of that nature there's a whole conspiracy theory about this check it out on touching based there it is i can't believe they pulled his phone out when i had my bottom

out like yeah that's against out like that. Yeah. That's against the rules. That's the vibe of a dude who double taps a photo that you're showing the boys on your phone. Dude, I did that to Dave once and I feel so bad about it. That was messed up. That was years ago. I know, but I'm not going to go into the logistics of that, but that was a crazy move. That was so messed up. I crossed the line that day.

The best part was that I had driven the squad to lunch that day. That was nice of you. I was behind the wheel. I couldn't do anything about it. We were parked. I quickly un-double tapped. That doesn't make a difference, dude. Yeah, yeah.

I think the notification goes away. Is that true? I think it does. I don't know. I haven't had notifications on Instagram. Let's try it. Here we go. Cheers.

I will like one of Dylan's old photos. Do you have notis up? I don't have notis for that, for double taps's old photos do you have notice up i don't have notice for that for for double taps yeah do you have notice for double taps right yeah i'm sure dylan doesn't actually wait i think i i think maybe i do for people that i follow so try it randy okay god dude i wish here's dylan shivery that's at d shivery for those wondering c those wondering. C-H-E-V-E-R-E-R-E. And maybe I'll post that photo of Dylan's buttocks at DC Rough on Instagram. Follow me. Come join this network.

You have to follow Dylan, Randy. You probably need to follow him. Here, here's a picture of you guys at the Dell match play from 2016 that I did not like. I moved that double tap. Here, like. I'm going to like it. Immediately, I like it. Okay, I didn't even get a notey, so maybe there's something off. Dude, refresh. Maybe I don't have that notey on.

Well, maybe this person did not receive. I hope so. This was also about 2015, 2016. Did we confront it with this person, this young lady? Actually, I think it might have gotten confronted. I did not. It might be a suppressed memory that I'm having or something, but I feel like we had a conversation about it

at like a holiday party, like years later. Oh, God. Yeah. Look, I've apologized already. I'm going to do it again. I apologize, Dave. I was over the line. No, I mean, it's-

It was reckless. Look, that's a more advanced version of writing your boy's number on a receipt and not telling him that you did it until you guys left. Because you have to see this person five days a week? Yeah. Like, I'm going to leave Randy's phone number on the young lady's car that works next door. That would be- I would laugh at that.

I would be like, that's messed up. And then secretly, I'd be like, I'm so glad that happened. Someone got to do it it's not gonna be randy so no my uh my high school friend group that that's par for the course oh dude yeah that behavior that's high like that's high school friend 101 like shitty thing to do to your friend my buddy and i would go get burgers at this one place like all the time and i'm, I think he did it to me like numerous times that we went there to the same waitress just to mess with me. It's a good bit. It's a good bit.

Shout out Brooke. Oh, what's the ad? We're not doing that. We can't dox her. Our Brooke's ad is on the fridge in there. I saved that note. That's nice. It's a good touch.

We should frame it. When I went to Carve Solo a couple of weeks ago, I saw her up there. She didn't recognize me. Did she ask you for Dylan's number? I didn't have the cowboy hat on, so she didn't approach me. That's too bad. You've really stopped wearing your beaver cowboy hat.

It's still beaver season. Jesus. It's still felt season, I should say. I don't want to make it it dirty hey um we noticed you might be trying to offload some stuff up here at the office again yeah what's up with this first it's your leftover pizza now you're just bringing dead animal carcasses into the office and just letting them sit here i'm keeping it around in case i need to do an emergency bit i'm not trying to offload it it's it's still mine but you guys

can wear it if you want when cam newton wore his uh i don't even know what you'd call it it's a foxtail it's a foxtail it's an it's an accessory dylan got one and now dylan has just brought his tail to the office he's just letting it sit around for the emergency bit what. When are you going to have an emergency bit? Something's going to come up and I'm going to think to myself, I could really use a foxtail right now. And oh, guess what? There's one right here.

It's giving furry. It is. It's very much giving furry. Yeah, that's true. And you got to be careful in Austin because the furry community is very strong here. Have y'all tried it on? See how it looks?

I think I did. Yeah, I think I did. I put it on the front. I did it on um see how it looks i think i did yeah i think i did i put it on the front i did it on the front that's what you do yeah if you put it on the back you don't put it where the tail is you put it on the back you're asking for some some people to hit on you you're putting out a different vibe though yeah that's a different vibe fox tail on a duck on your butt yeah i can't i just showed you on my my butt yeah shouts and they took a picture of it i'm gonna have ricky do some work on it okay he's gonna we're gonna remaster it okay digitally we can use the nudify app and blur it pixelate it don't be soft dude anyway is the nudify app still a thing yeah oh yeah i know it's beaver season it's also

bear season we got bear shirts still available at washedmedia.shop yes i've been wearing mine around the crib lately it's a comfy shirt it's a good looking shirt honestly it is it's comfort colors go get one right now navy blue also go subscribe to us on youtube youtube.com circling back this friday washed.substack.com. We'll have a brand new newsletter right in your inbox. Yesterday, we did exactly five minutes beyond the paywall. Very fun episode. And tomorrow, listener voicemails will be dropping on Patreon as well. Dylan, can you please give us an update on the fundly that we're currently doing to determine the next Washed Media Meetup. I'm so glad you asked me about this, Will.

I have a major update alert to share with everybody. Dave also has an update after you're done. So within hours of launching this campaign, someone donated 5K to Seattle, which was very generous and we very much appreciate it. But there were some concerns that this would kind of kill the competitive spirit of the competition since it would take a lot for the other cities to catch up. So this person reached

out to me and said, how about if I move $4,900 of that over to the general fund part of the campaign? And so we finally were able to make it work. the playing field has been leveled however seattle even minus the 4900 is still kicking everyone's ass but it's very much within reach oh yeah you can run you can run it down oh yeah i'm not worried about seattle's in first place then we got denver nashville new york charlotte washington dc at, Madison, Wisconsin, unfortunately, is in last place. Way to go, KJ. I'm going to make a donation soon. Okay.

Because I want to get some skin in the game. I also want to make a donation to St. Jude's Children's Hospital. Where do you – what city are you going to go? I haven't decided yet. I might go New York. Oh, okay. I'm going to hit it with the New York one. New York is right there. I think New York would be fun.

You're not going to scoop your bagel, bro. No, because I want to go to New York. I want to do a bagel scooping video. I want Brett to really just lean into being New York guy and just lead us around everywhere. And we can just roast him for his recommendations. What if he just ditches us for his barstool friends? I could see him doing that for sure, dude. For sure.

Reminder that you have until February 29th, as it is a leap year, to get your donation in. That is when we are closing it officially at midnight, February 29th. Got it? Got it. And then once the city is chosen, or whichever city wins, we will then start to figure out a date. Because the city might change. Weather-wise.

It might determine the date. Climate change. Weather is a big deal. We also want to give people enough time if they want to travel in or make a weekend out of it. We want to make sure that people have the opportunity to do that we're not going to do it two weeks after bingo dave can you make your announcement because this is a honestly pretty much the biggest one we've made today um the next person to donate will be donor 69 oh my god it's big And Dave's going to send them a personal video.

I'm going to send them a picture I took about seven minutes ago. In addition to that, we had a couple calls as I was fielding the pipeline today, just correcting us in a very non-condescending manner. It's St. Jude Children's Hospital, not St. Jude's. St. Jude's. We regret the error. or manor excuse me it's saint jude children's hospital not saint jude's saint jude's we regret the error i don't regret it it's it's all with good the money's all going with good intent oh guys we gave it to the wrong hospital we're still going to donate that's a for-profit hospital that's just like a killer scam it would be great but terrible also that would be a killer scam. It would be great, but terrible also. That would be an all-time wash botching.

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which was really cool of you to do. It's really lightweight. I'm so excited to wear it this spring. Are you gonna wear it on any dates with some ladies or anything? I could, yeah. You never know. Pairs well with a foxtail. That's right. Catch me in a foxtail on dance floor with your girl.

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Oh my gosh. I'm good. I don't know what to do here. I should be just fine. What if the guy with the foxtail is a swing dancer and he flips your wife like eight to ten times? That's his girl now. Do we have a gender reveal?

This is a Randy job. Randy hit me with this today. Talk to us, buddy. This was served to me on facebook today and it's from a while ago but it's probably the word my dude's on facebook he's doing facebook why are you on facebook mainly i go there for the marketplace if you're sharing memes with me on facebook randy i got bad news i'm not seeing those dms i have been seeing that your story has been getting updated on facebook though i don't know if you know that. My personal?

Yeah, your personal, Will DeFreeze. Really? I think it's just because it's linked to the Instagram. Oh, we got to unlink that. That's some old man shit. All year, yeah. It's the immoral man that you don't know about. I know.

Hey, I know. I'm a dad now, dude. Did you know there's like a subculture that go onto a marketplace and just low bid people just to like troll them? Did you see what that guy did to Dan? Yeah. Why are people such dickheads? I don't know.

That's a good bit. I'm actually dealing with someone. It's such a time waste. I was supposed to pick something up from marketplace at 7.30 last night and then the person just never gave me their address. And I'm like, hey, can I still buy this thing? Anyways.

What was it? Some plants. Some more. Yeah. Some more plant dad stuff oh so anyways yeah gender reveals you know this might be the one glossing over plant dad right i'm glossing over it this might be the worst gender reveal i've ever seen and you know there's been gender reveals that's like set millions of acres on fire and killed people and stuff but

this one is just terrible remember the plane crash in mexico but is it as bad as this let me play it for will because that was probably worse than this okay what are we doing here go for all you breaking ice with a dumbbell oh no yeah they're they're oh no are we cold plunging? It's a plunge. Dude, fuck yeah. Now just keep in mind, she- Is pregnant. Is pregnant. You can cold plunge when you're pregnant. You can. For up to three minutes.

Should you be lifting a heavy weight though? That's great to know. She probably shouldn't be lifting that heavy weight. That's, I'm not a big dumbbell guy, but that looks pretty heavy. What do we guess? She's like four or five months pregnant? Yeah, I don't know. Every pregnancy is different.

Consult your doctor. I don't talk about pregnancies directly consult your doctor i don't i don't talk about pregnancies directly to the person pregnant unless they confront it with me first i think time works the same for all pregnant so how are they going to reveal the baby just by getting in here is it whoever lasts longest i don't know where does the color come in not exactly it looks like they just popped up like a balloon with like powder underneath it and now the whole so now they just have a pink cold plunge. Also of note, there's no one else here.

Oh, okay. There come the people. I thought it was just them. I thought it was like a golden retriever. I thought they just set a camera up on themselves. Okay. So they just did like what? A 20 second cold plunge?

That's soft as hell. Stay in there for the benefits. You guys aren't getting the benefits. This is just stupid. I can tell that their heart rate is not elevated right now at all. No. No. But there's something to be said about just doing something that your body's telling you

not to do and you just do it. You know what I mean? It'll set you on the right path for the day. Dude, hell yeah. You're different, Dave. You're different. Colorblind question. Is it a boy or a girl?

You can't tell? Really? I have no idea. Yes. You have a 50% chance. How about y'all just tell me? No, I just got to guess. Do you want me to show the photo fucking guess uh boy uh incorrect i don't see a color it was pink you son of a it's will's favorite color shout out arrow smith amber

it's pink okay well congrats to the the happy couple the little girls in there just like fuck what are they what are they doing do you know his meat just crazy small right now did you ever do you guys you guys didn't do any gender reveal stuff dave did you no i feel like i feel like we'd know or did we we should have made you guys do like a bit one we did or you just make me do it i could have done it years ago can we release the video of I feel like we'd know. Or did we? We should have made you guys do like a bit one. We did an ice bucket challenge like eight years ago. Can we release the video of you doing an ice bucket challenge? I actually did two.

Well, I participated in one for my wife and then the other one I participated in for my work. And they brought a piece of construction equipment to dump like, I don't know, 30 gallons of water, ice water on us. I did one outside the old Grand Necks office on 360. am i a bad person because i didn't do one yeah is that for als yeah way to go man you should make a donation i'll make a donation in lieu don't forget to also donate to saint jude's if we if we hit i'll determine what we hit, and I'll do an ice bucket challenge if we hit a certain amount for the Funly for the next meetup spot. Let's decide it right now.

I won't do it at the meetup. I'll do it on video from HQ. Can I do a cold plunge instead? What's up? I'm Will. This is the cold plunge challenge. What if we started a new cold plunge challenge, but it's just cold beer down your pants? I'm Will. This is the Cold Plunge Challenge. What if we started a new Cold Plunge Challenge, but it's just cold beer down your pants?

Yeah. Yeah. So it's just cold pants beers, and then you call out two people, and then you donate money or whatever. That's something that I could get behind. I went 0 for 2 on the people I called out to do Ice Bucket Challenge. They didn't do it. They were just like, yeah, we're just not going to acknowledge this.

I would have done it had someone called me out. I shot way too high. I forgot who I nominated. You did Manziel. It was someone that was too famous. Paul Azinger? I was punching out of my weight class. Why did you tell Zinger to do it?

It wasn't Zinger. Is this on Twitter? Probably. Maybe. It was probably uploaded to some weird video platform we had to use for Grand X for a little bit. Did y'all post it on the site and like first comment was NF? Probably. Raising money for charity, NF.

All right. I just searched ice bucket challenge in my username and there's nothing here. Come on. I don't even know if you did one, dude. I remember what I was wearing. Yeah, I did do one. What were you wearing? A yellow Rowdy Gentleman t-shirt.

Tiny one? It was regular. I don't know. Did it say Fred on Good Sir on it? I think it fit. Why do we never make a fog shirt yeah why didn't why did a frat on good sir shirt never get made hey it's not too late randy what was the shirt we said we're gonna make for too much dip uh it's ria time that's good dude drop that before the

super bowl i'll buy one it's uh wait what fly. I would love to wear that to a Super Bowl party this weekend. Do you know Randy has diarrhea all the time? Not all the time. Why are you doing it like that? He said it on the pod. Dave said that he had diarrhea months. I did not believe him. Well, we learned something. If you talk about how strong

your stomach's been lately, you're going to have a bad day the next day. I'm doing fine. I'm doing fine. You did ever... I don't know. Something happened yesterday in the office man your boy was down bad oh really yeah it might have been the bacon from the day before i hadn't had any bacon in a while it's a grease play did your team bacon i made it this morning by the way no i'm team dorn dude hell yeah dude fuck dorn what's up dorn dorn good sir can we talk zuck yeah yeah new segment don't worry saying you want to get zucked on i don't remember saying that man oh let's call zuck dad um

so you know the uh the company that owns facebook you know it's called meta m-e-t-a well um when you're a company so to meet a public company you have to submit something to the sec you familiar with the sec it's different it's different it just means more i've got a bad feeling about the horns i feel like they might be a little soft yeah Yeah, dude. Hey, just wait, man. They're going to find out. What's their conference record going to be? They're going to find out. What's their conference record going to be?

12-0. No, they don't play 12 conference games. I was going to say, that's a lot of conference games. 9-0, whatever that is. Well, you have to update your financials for the year, things of that nature. You also have to maybe disclose potential adverse things that could happen, you know, any kind of things that could interrupt the operations going forward.

One thing that they listed was Mr. Zuckerberg, Mark, and certain other members of management participate in various high-risk activities, such as, like such as, combat sports, extreme sports, and recreational aviation, which carry the risk of serious injury and death if mr zuckerberg were to become unavailable for any reason there could be a material adverse impact on our operations uh they're worried about this mma kick that he's been on last four or five years well is that a concern between both he and elon before they were supposed to do that fight that like if something happened to one of them like it would be a major swing in their stock price like if elon put zuck in a coma or something like what what's gonna happen like dave i know you watch friends

every night before bed because you love friends you think it's the funniest show on television you always says that you love it right do you remember pete it's good oh no i fucking hate that guy dude you went off you ate that dog It's good. Oh, no. Fucking ate that guy. Dude, you went off. You ate that, dog. Let's get back together. How you doing?

You guys remember the episode with Pete? The rich Pete guy who just decided to become an MMA fighter and got his ass kicked? I would love if that happened to Zuck. That'd be so awesome. Have you seen the... There's that photo of Zuck in the background of a UFC fight cheering alone in the crowd. That's awesome to go to one alone. Here's the thing about zuck in the background of like a ufc fight like cheering alone in the crowd that's awesome to go to one alone here's the thing about zuck in the in the in the octagon like he can train all he wants and he can get in really good shape and learn all the moves he's still got like a lot of nerd gene in there to compete with he does he's got he's got

to get over that it's the internal battle that's going to be the hardest for him it's it's not you need some natural ability too has he ever gotten punched in the face yes yes yeah with glauco i bet he spars but like punch punch like in a like you would in a match no no they call it a mat a mat like you would in the match that's so i don't i'm gonna let you do match it's in it's in play michael called a cage fight though he likes calling it a cage fight and thank you will uh if you listen to enough rogan and like listen to jujitsu guys will say the guys you got to worry about are the nerdy guys who learned

jujitsu because they're smart they know i kind of it's a chess match because they have nerd strength so i what i'm saying is zuck takes you in a cage match well yeah he trains that's probably accurate do you think if you trained that you'd beat him? Are you kidding? Are you kidding? I can't tell if that's a serious question. How many weeks do you need? What kind of training? Yeah.

A month. Oh. I'm taking Zuck with a month of legit training. No, he's going to get you to hold and break your arm. It would be the funniest video of all time of Zuck getting you to hold and break your arm. Dylan, you need over a year of training. Nah. You got to get like a white belt belt plus whatever's after that i'll be

fine against zuck not against a real fighter but against zuck i'll be fine yeah he's little and he's a nerd if we see his dad at south by again i'm gonna tell him what you said doctors and i'm gonna have his dad set up a fight i don't know if he has that kind of pool what if that's if your dad tells you to fight someone you fight someone this guy in austin is talking mad shit if my dad called me right now and said hey will this guy's talking shit publicly about you you should go fight him i'd be like why is my dad telling me to fight this guy should i fight him like that's what there's very few people that convince me to do that that's good what if the reason he started training was because he heard that you were going to kidnap his father so he's like well i gotta be ready it's also been alleged i clearly said i'm not going to i could have but i didn't like i deserve

a lot of credit for that it was threat adjacent right but you know what would be the worst way to lose to zuck in a in a televised cage match just submission just to get knocked out or knocked out yeah just to get stung no i think of him breaking your arm i think like breaking something i would tap out before that happened he wouldn't let you dude he's different he's covering a different cloth i didn't hear no i didn't hear no tap i feel like that would be more emasculating get tapped by zuck yeah tapping out on zuck i don't want to that's the softest i don't want a broken whatever these bones are i'd rather break i'd rather have him break my arm than tap out dude no yeah you know how bad that would hurt i'm doing my post around thing and my arm's just hanging there he's like i didn't quit man yeah that got me but i didn't quit does he have a

blood boy you gotta think he's got a secret blood boy he's got something if you had a blood boy would you go public if i had it like that maybe or would you just keep it on the low and people are like wow you look great and you got so much energy and what's going on you got a blood boy you're like no no no no get out of here why are you always hanging out with that young kid then i'm stealing his blood i want to siphon your blood oh that's right it is just a siphon your blood. Oh, that's right. It is just a siphon. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Who would your blood boy be?

Randy. It's got to be a match, right? On your... Randy's got too many... Parks? Randy's got too much stuff in his system. Parks? He's got early bird just going through there at all times.

You know I'm typo negative. I'm a... Universal. Universal donor. Isn't that your favorite band, too? They sucked. I don't know what my blood type is. Is that weird? No clue what mine is. It's not... I know I'm not like a universal donor. Isn't that your favorite band too? They sucked. I don't know what my blood type is. No clue what mine is.

It's not, I know I'm not like a unique one. I only know mine because universal donor. Do you donate? You gotta give. When I was single, I'm B something.

All the kids in high school used to donate blood and go have a field party after so they could get drunk faster. That's so weird. So once i realized that i was like that's kind of sick but also like sloppy i went to one of the parties once and uh it was it was the sloppiest i've ever seen like a high school party they just got messy yeah it was like okay yeah they mission accomplished would they go get plasma and get like the 50 they give you for plasma and then you go like just spend it on beer liquid hot plasma liquid plasma magma fucking zuck i'm sick of his shit man i'm not dude i want him to beat your ass he's not going to i didn't realize like he had the whole

c-suite on some mma shit because if you read that that uh annual report it says and other members of the management team so he's clearly like kind of nudging them like no you need to get into this shit oh yeah and if you're if your billionaire boss tells you that you need to maybe go to a few sparring sessions like i'm probably gonna go and just humor him yeah will would you train Guy or no Guy? He's going to make a butter joke here. I'm setting him up. Okay.

You butter believe it. There we go. Somebody got mad that y'all didn't let me finish a jelly jam joke yesterday. I wasn't going to do the joke. There's only one person on the show who executes that joke falsely. Randy. It is this guy. I don't do it.

Stop me. It's a dirty joke. Yeah, you don't need to complete the joke to understand that the joke was already made. It's implied. It's the implication. Randy loves that joke. You understand? Dirtball.

Randy always says that. He's always walking around saying it's the implication. He says it to everybody. You don't even get that? Yeah, I know what it means. That's why it's sunny. I know what it means. You've never even watched it. That's why it's sunny. I know the even know do you get that yeah i know what it means i know what it means i know the episode that's why randy wants a boat i don't i've never i haven't seen every episode of always sunny but i've seen like 10 of them and they're funny they're great i've always said no it's always sunny in philadelphia and there's a thing you say often

doesn't really apply in most scenarios i didn't move to philadelphia got is the thing you say often doesn't really apply in most scenarios i didn't move to philadelphia got there as soon as you could yeah you know dylan i'm just going to leave you with this quote the society that separates his scholars from his warriors will have its thinking done by cowards and its fighting done by fools is that marcus aurelius think about that think about that whoa who said that uh i. Who said that? Sun Tzu? Thucydides. Thucydides. Thucydides, yes.

Oh, yes. History of the Peloponnesian War. I like the way that Randy said it more. That's a great pull. Thucydides. You know what? You would have gotten like five points for that. Shut up.

Future points for me. Now, only one person in this room has future points on Randy's game show, and that's me. I still can't believe you got a point for the penny thing. I didn't know that was a point thing. It wasn't just a point, Dave. It was a valuable point. Yeah, you won the damn game. I don't take anything

like a joke, Dave. It's all serious to me when we're in the Thunderdome. Up to that point, that little intro bit has been just a Randy dick around. You got to stay on your toes, dude. And I said that it will start at the bonus point. I think I'm going to do that from now on.

One bonus point. One little activity at the beginning. We should do the card blowing one. Have you guys done that? Yeah. Deck of cards on top of a bottle of beer. I'm really good at that. As long as I get to drink the beer at the end.

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I know. I crushed it. I wasn't ready to jump into that. I crushed it. You did. It was a great read. I want to talk about something we talked about on Touching Based, the Guinness Book of World Records.

It's not about beer, Dylan. I know you want to talk about beer right now because it's Guinness. You're telling me Guinness wrote this book. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What's going on here? Who just deleted the apostrophe? I i did it's a correct apostrophe

right um no where was it i didn't put that in there by the way oh no maybe i did there we go okay so you were incorrect too by the way i wouldn't yeah you were why because you took it out first you just didn't even do anything with it. You little apostrophe bitch. Let's get this fucked. Was it bothering you? So on the Guinness Book of World Records episode of Touching Based,

I discussed a dog who may or may not have been actually old enough to be the world's oldest dog. That dog is, no offense, that dog is a total fraud. That dog is a fraud, dude.

And so they've actually stripped the dog of the title for the time being while they do some investigations on that. So posthumously? Yeah, is it? Did he comment on that? Is the dog dead? Did we determine the dog was dead? The dog was dead and like they cremated it too so that they couldn't do stuff.

Oh, good call. They burned the evidence. Yeah, so this dog, they think that this dog might have been numerous dogs just kind of posing. And yeah, they've since stripped it of its title and they're doing some more investigative work.

Body doubles? I'll be honest, I'm way more upset about what's going on right now. If you want to dupe the Guinness Book of World Records, whatever, do it. But if you're putting in honest work

to get a Guinness Book of World Records record and they don't give you the record because of a technicality. That's when I draw the line here, boys. Can we talk about a man, Richard plowed? Fuck. Yeah.

Dick plowed. His name is Dick Plowed. Come on. That ain't it. Really? Yeah. For the last eight years, he has been piecing together 706,900 matchsticks to make a 23 and a half foot model of the Eiffel Tower.

Our man has been working for eight years. Think about that. How many matchsticks? I've been living in Austin for eight and a half years. What if I have dedicated my life for the last eight and a half years to building this thing? last eight and a half years to building this thing and they are not giving him the world record because of a technicality that the matches that he used are not commercially available dude that's so sorry are you showing up to the hq and fighting someone so where do you get the matches i don't know probably some french store some french specialty store maybe he just made him

himself i don't know okay low key he's gonna get more publicity because they denied his shit then he would have had he won he should he should he got tired of buying matches from the supermarket and manually removing the sulfur heads of each one so he struck a deal with a manufacturer to sell 33 pound boxes of headless matches to him what a colossal waste of time headless matches just little boxes of headless matches to him what a colossal waste of time headless matches just little sticks the headless matches but if it's a match company providing him with something that he's doctoring already how do you not just give this guy the world record this is bullshit or are we out or do we think that he shouldn't have been doing this and he should have

been buying these individually does the guinness Book of World Records not have a competitor? You can start one. Here's my – the inherent issue with a lot of these records. A lot of these feats that people are doing have only been tried by like four people. So like, yeah, you might have the world record for something but like how many people are trying to throw like you know marbles through uh you know you know i'm saying like it's just fucking a lot of it's just really stupid then go get one dog i could i could i think dude perfect set like 30 in a day like it's you

know what i mean like it's yeah but they're they're literally perfect okay that's a fair point i don't know why would you compare man to god i could very easily set a world record of some sort i just gotta like create my own basically tyler himself has four see there you go google the most gettable world records right now do we get to create one no no because it has to be impressive they're not they're not just gonna show up to be like, oh, like Dylan. What, Dave? Dylan's so naive. You're trying to tell me that there's not a lot of people out there trying to set the world record for world's longest exercise ball surfing? See what I mean? Are you trying to tell me that?

That's so obscure. That's so silly. No one tries that shit. One person did. Like, oh, I guess it's a record since we don't have anything else on record. All right. We're going to go to the Dude Perfect headquarters, headquarters and you're gonna beat one of these world records having said that this matchstick eiffel tower is super dope and that this guy obviously took a lot of skill

to do this i'm not shitting on this one but a lot of them in general are like all right come on man dick plowed if you're listening right now we support you like roll a hula hoop down a fucking hill for you know 400 feet and it's like oh we got a world record yeah no one does that that's why you know what i mean randy you know what i mean we should make dick plowed t-shirts like free dick plowed he's not he's not in jail but his record is he wasted a lot of time he may he probably neglected his friends and family dick plowed used proper wood put that on a t-shirt dick plow did not kill himself i think rob deer deck has like a bunch of them too because he's like this is stupid i could set a bunch myself and then he did he could be in dude perfect i think he did a bunch on a skateboard he's like

he's like the dude perfect he's like if Dude Perfect started skateboarding first. That's kind of just his trajectory. Yeah. You know what Dyrdek doesn't have? The world's longest front flip trampoline shot. Because Ty has that one. Also holds the world's longest basketball shot, parentheses, made with your head.

Yeah, he's also the only one to ever try it. Someone else has tried it. But not for the Guinness Book of World Records. My biggest fear is that they're going to throw a basketball off a skyscraper one day

and it's going to smoke someone and kill them. Like, that's my number one fear. If they have like a, if they have a team meeting Shut it down. in Q4 to look at the next quarter ahead, the next year ahead,

they need to do like a SWAT analysis and be like, one of our threats is killing someone. Yeah. Their likability revenue is doing this and then they kill someone. It's like, oh, I can tell right where we killed that guy. It's right here. Now we're just in the tank. They're one gust of wind from getting a body. Zipping someone up.

Dude, you're so right about that. Have they considered all these possibilities? I don't know. They're going to go to Dubai and like kill some sheik and like it it's over for them do they make sure like no one's in the area first before they do this i would hope that they do but like you also can't account for everything right what if someone just walks out of the office building and gets smoked by a basketball august win can take that thing a long way away keep the javelin out of garrett's hands when he's blindfolded it's gonna be a problem we don't want that no

i think we need to show up to their hq and you need to steal one of their records they when he's blindfolded. It's going to be a problem. We don't want that. No. I think we need to show up to their HQ and you need to steal one of their records. They need to give you one. Garrett's got to step his game up. He's only got one record. What the fuck? Which one is he? Is he a tall guy?

I think he's the guy with... He's the bald guy. Sorry, Garrett. Okay. Shout out Garrett. What's his one record? You want to know his one shout out garrett what's his one perfect you want to know his one record yeah what's his one record world's longest blindfolded hook shot 55 feet pretty good no one that's one we could go try to yeah we could easily i think we should try to do

that but easily the smart the thing that they have is they have the pull though they have the pull to get the guinness book of world records people there the representatives to go and prove it i don't know if they're just going to show up to whatever we want he didn't make it our last They have the pull to get the Guinness Book of World Records people there, the representatives, to go approve it. I don't know if they're just going to show up to whatever we want. He didn't make it his first try. Our last basketball video we did at some random park where there was a can of piss there the last time we were there. But if we called Guinness up, they would have showed up. The Guinness Book of World Records is going to show up and be like, okay, this is not official. You guys have piss on the court.

It wasn't our piss. And this guy has a broken leg. What are y'all doing? There's a four local on the court filled with piss. And there'd be a technicality because there's a double rim. That's why Dan couldn't make it. To be fair, although he didn't hit the fucking rim, so it doesn't matter. Yeah. Most of the shots

did not get ripped. It was a funny day. You know what? Speaking of Dan, I think it's time. It's time for our circling backdoor cover prop bet special. Oh, shit. I think this is going to be featured time for our circling backdoor cover prop bet special. Oh, shit. I think this is going to be featured on a very popular podcast. Backdoor cover.

You guys familiar with that? Oh, yeah. You used to host it, Dylan. Oh, yeah. Super Bowl this weekend. You guys got big plans? Save the plans for this weekend and fun. Don't spoil it.

Got to make the backdoor cover listeners go to our episode. Listen to this. Circling backdoor cover. That's good. It's good, yeah. It's good, right? It's good. Micah didn't even think of that when he called me. He just said, please talk about your favorite prop bet specials. Dave, you're the host of a noted sports podcast, Too Much Dip,

if I'm correct here, right? Correct. Do you have any prop bets you'd like to throw out here? Man, just kind of perusing here um i'm on the swifties tab it's more of the swifties yeah yeah on draftkings.com sportsbook.draftkings.com a lot of uh a lot of puns uh taylor swift ones like um oh i don't know um Antihero. Brock Purdy, 250 plus yards passing and two plus passing touchdowns. A lot of people are saying that Brock Purdy can't do this. They said he can't do this acting alone. Well, luckily he's got a team out there. So I'm all over that. I think Brock's going to have a moment. So give me that. Plus 400. Sprinkle.

Can I ask a question? Sure. I'm reading this one prop bet under for the Swifties. That's called blank space. Travis Kelsey to score an octopus. What's an octopus? Octopus is when one player scores a touchdown and the two-point conversion. It's eight points total.

I have never heard it referred to as an octopus. Is that weird that I've never heard this? Same player. I learned it not long ago. Okay, I was going to say that. That is not a thing that I was familiar with. What are the odds on that? The odds on that, plus 3,000, David. What are the odds on Travis Kelsey dating Octo Mom?

Is she still doing it? They took it off the board. Yeah, that line was moving funny. She's no longer relevant? Well, she's got Octuplets to raise. Who do you think is winning the Super Bowl, and what color will the Gatorade be? Do you think they plan the Gatorade based on the team, or do you think they just have a team favorite Gatorade that

they go with? Let's see. The favorite is... Purple. Appears to be purple. I get it, dude. Riptide Rush slaps. Followed by yellow slash green and then orange. They're both plus 300. No Gatorade bath plus 1600. You got to do a Gatorade bath. What if they choose water, though?

What if they miss? You know a lot of coaches hardball? Would clear mean? I don't know. Because clear is plus 1,000. So would that indicate that it's water or a clear Gatorade? Oh. Is that that G2 life?

I bet clear water is under the same category. Okay. Okay. Because who's going to go out there and verify? Like soak it up off the field. Oh, it's Gatorade. I think the Chiefs are going orange when they dump it that's my personal favorite my personal favorite is riptide rush and that's purple yeah but i don't know if there's different purples but

riptide rush is the best purple okay are you nodding along and saying i'm correct randy or do you have a i i actually we're going purple, I'm more of a fierce grape guy. Okay. Dude, that grape is so fierce, dude. You're so fierce, Randy. Dude, it's so fierce. Which is exactly what Liquid IV's Concord grape tastes like. It's delicious.

Do we not have any odds on DraftKings about the time of the national anthem? I'm not seeing it. I don't think Dolly's got an interview to go too long. It's Dolly? Or who was it? No it no no was it reba mcintyre i think it's reba yeah reba's got it it's rebes reba's got it dude i don't know what i don't know what it is but i'm going over for reba she she can hold a note she's a feisty redhead man you don't mess around with her she's gonna she's gonna make sure she hits the over i's like she's gonna be tactical yeah my hall pass is reba mcintyre that's a good one it's just because i like the show that's a good show yeah reba was really good the coin toss you'll be surprised to learn is even odds as it is a 50 50 chance yeah that makes sense that checks out yeah

um i do kind of want to go they had a they have one that's – I don't know what the odds were on it, but it's either Travis Kelsey scores the first touchdown or Christian Pulisic scores the first goal versus Napoli this week. They play at the same time? I don't know if it's the same time. I think it's just you figure out that bet later. No, it wouldn't be the same time. They're going to play much earlier.

Boy, I'm impressed by the uh the taylor swifting of this of these props this is good are you surprised no no they don't they don't have a an over under on carbon emissions um from tokyo to uh we have fun so for the swifties these are all just puns like there's nothing actually about her as they're just trying to get a new demo in here, right? Gotcha. Yeah.

It's about growing the game. I know you have a real problem with how much they show her. You're telling me that the other day, I don't watch NFL. So that's fine. Oh, you watch the Superbowl. Yeah.

I'll watch the Superbowl. Michael, watch that Brett's place. We'll see. Is he having a party? He's having a small ocean, dig a little together. I didn't get that in, but that's fine. We'll see. Is he having a party? He's having a small little shindig, a little get together.

I didn't get that in, but okay. That's fine. He said it in the office yesterday. No, that's fine. Kind of getting Randy birthday vibes. Dude, sick birthday a few years ago, man. Still thinking about that.

I've never had so much fun. I like the part where I didn't dress up and everybody else did. That was sick. I like the part where I didn't get invited, but everyone else did. I already invited you to this one. Yeah, it's at Medieval Times. It's not at Medieval Times.

Renaissance Fair. Do we even have a Medieval Times here? No, we have to go to Dallas. No, you know Austin isn't a serious big city. No, the reason you know Austin isn't a serious big city is if you live in Central or South Austin, you have to drive like 30 minutes to go to Hibachi. Big fact.

I know they'll come to you but i still just think that like you can't be a big city if you if you don't have like uber distance hibachi i want a hibachi place that has like the the little river that has a little tiny bridge you have to walk over to get to the table you're trying to hit that koi pond oh yeah okay my dad had a koi pond back in the day koi ponds are dope my dad had one it was so sick they're so sick i was very impressed that he like just maintained it himself for so many years there's one at matzo rancho didn't you say you wanted to have a joe joe koi pond was just joe koi sitting in a bathtub in your backyard at all times just roasting just bombing

a set yeah yeah wait are there actual fish in that matzo rancho yes yeah what do they do when it freezes they go out there and just like talk to them like hey it's gonna be over in a minute i i don't i don't know if they talk to them dude they just play pond hockey out there that's maybe they just let them be cold for a couple days that's where i learned the triple yeah the fish probably just get cold and then go back i don't know it's like those iguanas that fall out of trees in florida fish do famously live in lakes that freeze yeah but our koi fish are koi fish equipped for that kind of i think it's like the hamster of the of the fish world my my uh my aunt and uncle had koi pond in northwest and in illinois so i'm assuming for the most part koi fish survive

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every order is age verified warning this product contains nicotine nicotine is an addictive chemical dave i kind of want to watch what you're about to talk about but i don't think i have the cultural relevance to care enough can you convince me to watch this right now very easily because i don't remember this i don't i do remember the song because I feel like by the time I was of age, it was kind of a punchline. But they did raise money for a good cause, something we do here, Seattle. Shout out to you guys. And the other cities.

And the other cities. I mean, come on. Donor 69, we're looking for you. I watched the We Are The World documentary. It's on Netflix. It's about, I don't know, 90 minutes or so. Very easy. Even if you don't have any idea, you didn't have any idea that this happened.

It's worth watching because it's kind of wild that they got all of these artists into the same room at the same time, like for hours to perfect this song. You've got egos you're managing. And it's a who's who of like the music industry in the late seventies, early eighties. Anybody jump out at you? I know you're peeping it. Lionel Richie kind of hosts this thing. Lionel Richie, Stevie Wonder, Paul Simon, Kenny Rogers. Is that Kenny Rogers, the singer or the Tigers pitcher?

It's not. You mean the Rainer Gray? The perfect game thrower. No, it's not him. Tina Turner, Billy Joel, Michael Jackson, Diana Ross, the Tigers pitcher. It's not... You mean the Ranger great? The perfect game thrower. No, it's not him. Tina Turner, Billy Joel, Michael Jackson, Diana Ross, Dionne Warwick, Willie Nelson,

Bruce Springsteen, Kenny Loggins, Steve Perry, Daryl Hall, Huey Lewis, Cindy Lauper, Kim Carnes, Bob Dylan, Ray Charles. And that doesn't include the people who are in the chorus. That's an unbelievable gathering of famous people. When I started...

So I didn't even... I knew the song. I don't think I've ever listened to the song intentionally. I didn't know that all these people were on the song. And so when I saw the trailer come up on Netflix, I was just like, what are all these people doing together? Like, was this like some weird concert that they threw? Like, what was going on?

And then I started to piece it together. And like, it's crazy that they did this. Why didn't they just do it over a Zoom call with Gal Gadot? That's a good question i don't know need to revisit that if you're not one of the soloists are you a little bum that you're just in the chorus like like dan akroyd if you're like like okay they have uh like daryl hall got a solo which he crushed by the way but john oats is out here in the chorus i'm like uh we're kind of a

package deal that's kind of part of it so they're this is all put together by basically lionel richie and quincy jones and they have to like figure out who's who can hit the notes who's got the range for solos it's it's interesting but i will say it is worth it for watching old mj footage this is like um this is right after thriller mj i believe yeah so it's like peak mj you're kind of like It is worth it for watching old MJ footage. This is like, I don't know. This is right after Thriller MJ, I believe. Yeah. So it's like- This is peak MJ.

You're kind of like seeing a man at the height of his powers. There's a lot of like him in the stew. That's good. That's pretty good. What was that? That was- Oh, no. You went a different route.

There's too many people singing. A troubled young man. Thriller was... He's got some games. Here is Aziz Ansari doing a Michael Jackson hee-hee. I don't think I can do it.

No, you gotta do it. I knew that. I felt you were I can do it. No, you got to do it. I knew that you... I felt that you were going to struggle with that. Hee hee. Okay. Yeah, that's what it was sounding like. That's what you would have done. Yeah, that was actually perfect.

Yeah, I crushed it. What? I can't do a C. That was bad. I can't do a Z. That was bad. Oh, my God. I got a chimp.

Is this worth the 90 minutes of investment? Yeah. Wait. There's a story. Lionel Richie tells a story about being at MJ's house. It was probably Neverland. I don't know. This might have been pre-Neverland.

I like to forget about Neverland ever existing for a number of reasons. Can you list them all? No, we'll talk about it. We'll do a paywall pod, touching base. Talk about it. Maybe we'll do a paywall pod, touching base. There's a story and it involves like a random snake and a chimp and then like a dog and a bird. He was exotic pet guy.

I know that's not a shocker to most. What type of exotic? I mean, there's a bird. There's some sort of exotic bird. There you go, Dylan. You could have been at Neverland Ranch hanging out with birds and shit. No, Dylan, come over. Stupid question alert.

There's no such thing. This might be. You guys may have already mentioned it. What was this for? Was it like raising money for something? Raising money for famine in Africa. Got it. It's for a good cause.

Come over. It's a great cause. Is that what Live Aid was too? I believe that was AIDS. Yeah, not hunger. Oh, am I wrong? Don't clip that. I don't think so.

I think it was famine in Africa or like war in africa 80s i just always think aids aids stuff i get it search it was um maybe because it's called live aid also get it that would be bad to make that would yeah you're right yeah you can't do aids probably wasn. Probably wasn't AIDS. Ethiopia, yes. Money raised was supposed to go for famine relief in Africa. Okay. There you go. Plus, Freddie Mercury died of AIDS, right? Am I wrong?

I think that's correct, yeah. Okay. I enjoyed the movie. Dave did not. Oh, the Queen movie? It's just, I didn't think he... Can you imagine getting all these people together

and then at the end of the year, you're number 20 on the charts? Like, come on. You got to ride that number one like for a long time. The best part for me, I won't spoil too much to that point, Will.

Cyndi Lauper, this is kind of when she was blowing up and she's kind of wacky. She's got the crazy hair. She went off a little bit, like not in a good way. Well, she wasn't when she was blowing up and she's kind of wacky she's got the crazy went off a little bit like not a good not in a good way she wasn't gonna do it and she's like my boyfriend thinks that this isn't gonna be a hit and they're like uh yeah that's not really why we're doing it if like maybe if you see that uh lionel richie stevie wonder and michael jackson

and like the boss all like the biggest names in music history are doing it. Maybe you just go. Maybe not worry about where it's going to chart. Yeah. Maybe just be a little part of history there, Cindy. Sneaky shout out to Waylon Jennings who walked out. Hey, but girls just want to have fun.

I mean, she kind of had the same vibe as us during the beer Olympics video. That's fair. I didn't appear in that. Yeah, that's true. We were like, I don't know if it's going to hit.

We should probably figure out something else to do right now that was that was one of the best decisions in my of my career can we talk about something entertaining that's been happening around the office for the last week okay yeah yeah so we've talked about a new bagel truck that also serves coffee that's opened up next door and you know dave likes his bing bong he's a coffee guy he drinks coffee yeah what of it dave's been ordering some afternoon coffees lately only to realize that this place closes at about 1 30 1 30 but they will still take your order they'll still take your order. They'll still take your order.

But Dave keeps ordering coffee from these people and then not being able to get it because they just have shut down for the day. Let me put out the facts here. The website says open until 2. There's two locations. A couple weeks ago, I tried to order a bagel. I didn't realize they closed early.

And I put in an order and it said, your order will be ready 7 0 5 AM tomorrow. And I was like, Oh, that's gotta be a glitch. These like these systems like glitch all the time. There's a number of places that do that. So I ordered it anyway and realized they were closed. So I DM them. I was like, Hey, I'm a dummy. And they're like, yeah, no problem. They ref they canceled the order a couple days ago i was like oh man i could go man dylan's been on this red eye kick i could go for a red eye afternoon red eyes aggressive you're giving just discover the red eye vibes right now i've been on red eyes for a long time brother get your own material uh so i ordered one it was a 131. The thing said it should be ready in 20 minutes.

So like 151. I get it, dude. It takes forever to pour that up. Look over. I think I don't do the espresso. It takes a minute or two. Look over. I see some activity over there.

I'm like, okay, I'm good. And it said it'll be ready in 20 minutes, not tomorrow. Like the last time. Walk over, it's closed. I'm like, fuck. This was Monday. Forgot about it yesterday. I walked over fuck this was monday forgot about it yesterday and walked over there this morning and i was like showed them the receipt and you know what shout

out to wham bam for honoring my purchase oh wow not only did they make me the coffee you paid for it that's so big of the not only did they do it but it was really good they got good coffee man they sneaky do yeah i didn't know that they were known for that. I'm more of a go get a scooped bagel bro. Since coffee is such a quick make, why don't you just walk over there and be like, yeah, I'll take an espresso. Yeah, dog. Why are you placing that order on a lawn playboy? It's just Monday right before too much dip.

I think it was like grinding, grinding. I don't know what I was doing. And it was cold. Monday was very cold and windy. I think. I don't know. I could be dumb. I'm just fucking lazy. I didn't want and it was cold monday was very cold and windy i think i don't know i could be i'm just fucking lazy i didn't want to stand over there but long story short shout out to wham bam and if you're gonna order from any place and they might close at 1 30 but the website says to uh check before you do it i just really like the reaction that you had

the second time that you did this. That was defeat. In a calendar week. That was defeat. And just realizing like, oh, fuck. Oh, fuck. That place is really good. Bagel sandwiches hit hard. Their bagels are really, really good. They are good.

And their bagel sandwiches all taste more elevated than most bagel sandwiches I've ever had in my life. I'm not a real bagel head. I'm from Texas. The water. It's a water play. Elevated than most bagel sandwiches I've ever had in my life. I'm not a real bagel head. I'm from Texas, you know. The water. It's the water play. But their bagels are really, really good. And their sandwiches, like Will said, they go pretty hard. Very pleased with that place.

The bagels in Texas are different because we use like frack water. Yeah. So like you won't last long. Longevity play, but it's really good yeah it's worth it check it out we won't scoop it down here either yeah we won't scoop your shit we don't do it around here buddy the saloon won't scoop your bagel boy oh shit it's time for this weekend in fun presented by joy mode oh boy shout out Mode. I think I speak for most men when I say

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Don't have plans quite yet. Friday, we're going to chill. Might go out to dinner somewhere. Not exactly sure yet. We've been spending some good quality time lately. He's got baseball coming up. All right? It's official.

Sign him up for spring baseball. He's excited. We did a little BP the other day and he was just hitting the cover off the ball. He's amped up, ready for it. We're going to keep practicing. We'll probably do that Friday if the weather is nice. I don't know if it will be.

Then, yeah, man. The rest of my weekend is just kind of wide open. The Super Bowl, man. I don't even know what the hell I'm doing for the Super Bowl my weekend is just kind of wide open. Oh, the Super Bowl, man. I don't even know what the hell I'm doing for the Super Bowl. Yeah. I kind of keep forgetting the Super Bowls this weekend. I didn't get invited to Brett's party, so it's like a whole thing. Yeah, true.

It's uncomfortable around the office now. Yeah, I don't know. It's so tense in here. I had nothing. I might just show up at one of y'all's houses and watch it. It's so tense. He brought it up in the office. You guys just all just didn't listen to him when he said it. didn't get invited it's like i take it i take that shit personally

too is your phone working yeah okay perfectly it's charged everything anyway that's my weekend not a whole lot going on dave i think we will i mean mean, Sunday, obviously be at Brett's. Going to bring, what did I agree to bring? Was it wing? I might do some- Meatballs. Yeah, he said no on meatballs, but he said if I wanted to do gumbo, I could bring gumbo. Yeah, we're going to build that grill and you're going to- Plus smoke up some wings.

If I'm coming through- You know I'm bringing peppers and hummus. Well, don't commit to anything. Make sure you're invited. Yeah. Well, I'm not so um and he's still doing the hibachi thing on his patty okay he said he's taking care of it all too and he's bringing everything oh that's gonna be so freaking fun it's gonna be a lot of fun is he sending black cars for everyone there's gonna be a buffalo cheese dip, uh, fountain. Boy, nobody is more proud of their cheese dip than that guy. Shout out to Brett.

Uh, you know, it's going to be, it's going to be fairly low key up until that point. Randy is going to come over. We're going to build my grill at some point. Yes. At some point, hopefully this weekend, you don't have a social life. You don't have plans, right? I have no young ladies and a hopper, you know, postpone whatever you're doing to come build this grill of course dave anything for you we've got to go to k-pot afterward that's true i owe him a korean barbecue dinner will can i go you want to come over to k-pot yeah yeah that sounds lit it's supposed to be good one two three all right we invited everyone to K-Pi in this room. All right. I know the Superbowl is this weekend,

but guys like me are way more excited for some other stuff. Oh yeah? Yeah. Cause like the biggest, the biggest matches this weekend are among the six nations, obviously. Oh, that's right.

Yeah. What are you guys doing for Scotlandotland versus france on saturday morning you've been talking about this game for literally months yeah dude it's all that matters to me it's just coursing through my veins dude i love rugby uh we got england wales shortly after that on saturday morning so that should be an absolute movie but i just sprinkled a little bit on it'll be longest scrum. Yeah. Dude, I love my scrums long. I like a short scrum. Yeah, I get it, dude.

There's benefits to both, you know? Yeah. Yeah. But we also, on Sunday, we got the big game. Ireland versus Italy, dude. Because Ireland's the holders of the cup, you know? Right, right. They won it. They won all the marbles that one year.

Oh, yeah. So that's really sick. That a very rivalry there i just love when six nations get together and they play sports you know especially when it's my favorite sport rugby i'll co-sign that yeah yeah dude so if you guys want to come over put on your favorite rugby kits and we can all just vibe out i'll get some beers We can dump them on our shorts. Our short shorts. But I don't really have too much going on. I would really like to go to a new restaurant that's opened up in Austin, Texas.

I don't know much about it other than what I've seen on Instagram. It's called Murray's Tavern. Have you guys seen this place on the east side? A lot of buzz. It looks incredible. New York style. It just looks like a well-done spot. The food looks absolutely unreal.

I think I'm going to be in meat mode this weekend and joy mode. You're mashing that meat button? I'm mashing that meat button. It's Super Bowl and Six Nations, so how can you not eat meat? You're watching that much man meat on the television flopping around. You got to get some meat in the system. That's right. Yeah.'s right yeah so yeah um and yeah i don't know what we're doing for the super bowl uh sally has tossed around uh the idea of making a chili beans or not i think she usually does beans yeah here's the thing she makes good chili but i don't think we've

found the recipe yet she likes to bop around with these recipes so i think i might need to hone in on a recipe and maybe make a pitch for it if anyone's got some fire chili recipes out there hit me up i don't don't send me the new york times one come on we're not getting chili recipes from the new york times people what are you doing i saw a guy asked chet g. Is that what it's called? It's Ask Jeeves. For a chili recipe, and he made it, and it was fire, he said. I believe it. Yeah. You think Jeeves is just punching air that his job's gotten replaced by AI?

I think he got the bag. He got bought out. That'd be sick. Jeeves. Him and the MySpace guy. That's old school, man. I don't have much else. That's it. I'm excited to sit around for the Super Bowl. I wish the Lions were in it, but I'm That's old school, man. I don't have much else. I'm excited to sit around for the Super Bowl.

Wish the Lions were in it, but I'm kind of glad there's always fun. Just need to get invited somewhere. Yeah, we'll see. We'll see how that works out. Yep. I'm excited for K-Pot, though. I don't know if we'll do it this weekend, but I hope you build the grill this weekend.

Okay, cool, man. I guess I gotta revise my segment. Bye! i don't know if we'll do it this weekend but i hope you build the grill this week okay cool man i guess i gotta i do have my plans on the other nights oh bye you