Circling Back - Dude Perfect Caught a Stray at The Masters | Circling Back 4-8-26

Episode Date: April 8, 2026

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All right, we're back. Circling Back podcast. Wednesday morning. Welcome to the show. My name is Dave. Producing today, Randall Trembacki. Hi, Dave. Something caught your eye over there.

The chat mixing it up. Do they need to be rained in a little bit? No, a lot of them are sitting on Dorn right now. Yeah, irony. They're saying, they're saying that. he's not really a space guy that he probably didn't know anything about Artemis 2, all that stuff. But also,

but caught my eyes. I think you're, I need to go back and focus your camera a little bit more. But otherwise, go to the wide, go to the wide, go to the wide. Here we go.

Why he fixed the camera. My pixelated? Yeah. My pixelated? Just a little blurry. But hey, happy to be here. I feel a little blurry.

It was a chaotic morning, man. It was a big hit for what? Puddle of mud. What? Everything so blur. Is it blurry? That's a really bad song. I know.

Not a bad song. I saw them open for deaf tones at a I believe Coca-Cola Starplex. They were really bad. No, they didn't set. They played their songs fine. They just, their songs aren't good. Also, chat, let me know how I sound.

Can you take it all the way? That's the song. Every time I'm on the show, it sounds like I'm calling in, calling in from the Artemis too. He does sound a little tinny sometimes, but you sound, you're sounding good. I speak directly into the microphone. Randy's just over the issue.

Randy's already just getting shelled. I'm getting shelled all morning. But also, this is an important episode, I feel, for you to be not blurry, Dave. Should we announce that right now? Guys, we're back on Spotify video. If you're listening on Spotify right now, go ahead and open your phone there, Ha, and see our beautiful faces. Why'd you leave?

Behind the scenes. On the scenes, not like, we're transparent. There's some things you have to do to track ads, things of that name. nature that made it a little bit difficult or impossible. But I think we're back. Is there a chance that maybe this all goes away in May, maybe? But I'm pretty confident that we're going to be having Spotify video for us. Get in all you can.

Limited window. And it helps us out if right now, for sure, if you listen to us on Spotify. So if you're a Spotify premium user, but you listen to us on Apple Podcasts, consider making the switch house. They'll help us out. Listen to this guy. That's a producer right there, but he also dabbles in content. But hey, we're still doing video on YouTube, too, as you're watching live right now,

give us a like and subscribe there. Allegedly, Spotify promotes your show more if you're a video podcast. Yeah. Really? And it'll help us out if you're a premium user. Well, just it costs you nothing more than what you're already paying if you're already to think, but it'll help us out. We will also be switching to video for software history.

April 25th is our switchover day because for some reason, IHeart kept us like a 90 day release thing. So we're going over to Cisco's company. They're doing our stuff. What was IHeart? I'm trying to figure out I heart how they. They just said we couldn't like leave them. Were they doing your ads or something?

Like dynamic insertions. They didn't do anything for us. Speaking of dynamic insertions, Dan Register. What up, what up? No hat. No hat. Got a haircut, beard cut. How do you feel?

How do you feel about it? Feel better. Hair was bad. He was in a bad spot. Yeah, it wasn't. You had a hat last time you're here. You've been here a lot lately. He's filling in for Dylan.

Dylan is, I think Dylan could have made it based on his text to me, but he's like, dude, if Dan can do it, it's probably for the best. His revenge, man,

he got him. Get that Tom Tom, right. He'll be back. In theory, he'll be back tomorrow. Is he hurt or is he injured? I think he'll be back tomorrow.

Lower body injury. I think he's hurt. But there's no, we've got the playoffs coming up. We don't want to like, you know. Don't take any risk. Right. Sports analogy. But yeah, let's see.

He retweeted the tweet to this. I bet he's watching. I bet he's not watching. I bet he's sitting home like under a blanket. No. He likes to drink coffee in bed. Maybe he's watching the show. There's no way he listens or watches when he's not on.

No, he doesn't. He listens. I think he listens. Maybe sometimes, but like he hasn't gone back and listened to all the episodes when he was in Cabo. I don't know that at least. I always. try to. I actually do. I listen to every episode when you guys there. But then again, I was a fan

first. I'd never listen to an episode of softcore history that I wasn't on. Have you ever not been on an episode of softcore? Okay. I've always been on every episode. There you go. I just wait for somebody to be like, dude, they were smoking you when you were out. So I'll be like, what? Give me a timestamp. I'll listen. I'll probably listen when I'm out tomorrow. Maybe I'll on the plane. Although I did, I got a little announcement for later. I've got a book I'm going to start reading. Oh. That's a tease.

Listen to cold calls that dropped yesterday. I need to post a promotion. It was great. Great cold calls. Shout out to backers. Good female participation. Yeah. Ladies showed up.

It was a good call. It was a good. They were all great. They're all really good. You guys have a ladies night call set? We've done that. But like just out of nowhere, like we just had three, three or four. Ladies wanted us to cold calm.

So who knows? That's only on Patreon. Go that's the best way to support the show. Become a patron, Opto, whatever you want to do. Go check it out. What else, Randall? Just other Patreon, voicemails recording today. I think it's just going to be me and Randy.

Oh, yeah. Classic Randy and Dave mess around. I assume Dan's got, I didn't ask Dan to do the voicemails, but if you want to stick around. you can do it. But Randy and I've done it by ourselves before. So I think we'll be good. Okay. Whatever you want to do. A bit of a time crunch. Yeah, go. Yeah, I know. You got a lift. You got to get to the gym today. What's going on? Yeah. You got to do other things as well. But.

Ooh, vague. I like that. Don't want to get in detail. Oh. Yeah. Okay. It's got to take someone out. Got to make money somehow, Randy. Yeah, do we gave you. They got a hat right there for you. It's perfect for me. Throw this on. See what it looks like. Get my pipe. It's too big. It's too big. Dude. How is it that big on your head?

I don't know. Who's, who's, who's, is this? Dillon. I'll give you one guess. It's got a big noggin. Do you have a small head?

I felt like a bit of a normal head. A normal pinnish head. I have a small head. Throw that up to here. I feel like I have a small head too. I think, um, there's no way this works out.

Oh, that's the perfect cause. We're cooking. We're cooking. We're cooking. Dave taking else. Look at that. It's too big.

It doesn't look bad. No, it's covering his ears. My ears fit in it. It's hard. Dude, all the, all the, all the new listeners who found us from the NFL network are like, dude, I'm so glad you are on Spotify video. Yeah, I was going to say, this is stuff you need to open up your app for. Do you think you guys can lock down Van Pelt finally? He's elusive.

We almost had him, man. We had the caught. He was about to sign. And then there was one little thing in the, uh, you couldn't afford Stanford Steve either. We couldn't, we couldn't afford anything. It's a package deal. We were giving him 100% of the company. It was all equity.

We were even going to pay him a salary. You guys were going to work for free. Yeah. Yeah. He turned us down, though. Luckily. What are we nuts, though? Yeah, that microphone's elusive, man.

I don't know what to tell you. Is it still falling? A little bit. It's a droopy, droopy boy. I might get some ankle weights to put on the counterweight of that. I'm just conscious of it now because every time I listen to myself on your show, it's just miserable. Yeah, Randy's really just getting smoked.

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Join at RocketMoney.com slash circling. That's RocketMoney.com slash circling. Again, join at RocketMoney.com slash circling. Well, Dan's here. I'm bummed Dylan's out here because Dylan was wanting to talk a little golf, I believe. But it's a sham. We were just watching Chairman Fred. You know, Randy, you're talking about, he mentioned this yesterday, that his, your mom named you Randall in case you would become to become a dignitary. Yes. Because that name, in theory, is more dignified than Randy. Still time. The chairman of Augusta National, his name is Fred.

Not Frederick? It probably is Frederick. But Frederick is more dignified than Fred, right? Yeah. There's King Fredericks. There's no King Fred's. Just saying. Yeah.

But we got Dan here. Dan, we mentioned this when he was on Monday. When were you on last Friday? Who could say? Where did we have Dan on the top golf? Last week. I gave out some kind of like dark horse picks to look out for. You were on a heater.

And you went into Sunday this last week, the Valero, Texas Open. I had the leader of the tournament at one point on round four. Rio is a 20. I can never get his name right. Go ahead, dude. What? Japan. It's Rio time.

Oh. It's Rio. time. Oh, I thought you got to do his job for him. I thought it was the Japan. I thought it was the, yeah. Japan. That's more of a Dave thing, yeah.

Yeah, people like that for some reason. It's really good. He kind of, you know, politely saw his way out. But we're fine. It's Master's Week. He ejected a little bit. It was a minor ejection. It was Masters Week.

I did something really irresponsible that, and I mean, the last time I was on, I gave like a PSA of why you should not gamble. Okay. Like, I don't think gambling again is good for the nation at large. But, you know, desperate times call for desperate measures. And when JJ Spong got in the clubhouse at minus 17, your boy might have put a G on. And how'd that go? He won.

What's that pay? It was a G. It was like even odds. Oh, yeah. So, like, I didn't think Bobby or even like, like, Putnam. I didn't think Putnam was going to catch him. Bobby blew it. Got the favorable drop in the mud, but still, like, Bobby blew it.

What are you doing? Just go make Bertie. Yeah. So, you know, the heater continues technically. It doesn't count as a win in the column or like for the record, but we're making money. You thought Dan was cooling off. He's not. If you tuned in here today to see a cooled off Dan, I mean, keep watching.

That could have gone horribly wrong. But you're not going to see cooled off Dan. I could be, you know, in a desperate spot right now. Yeah. But I'm not. Yeah. You could have been cavorting with Mike Vrabel. Yeah.

More on that later. That's a tease. What Masters Week isn't, what Masters Week isn't complete, I should say, without just a loose stray at dude perfect during the chairman speech? You guys can speak freely now that Chad's gone. I have nothing negative to say about Tyler and the gang. The dudes? But. Dave golf with them or hot.

Famously. Dave played golf with them. You know, you said if someone's nice to you, no matter how deplorable, they are. Like if they buy you a cheeseburger, even if they denied a mass shooting,

you're cool with them. Well, if you invite me to go play golf at a very exclusive country club in town, I'm good with you. But Fred Ridley, Listen, I don't back everything Alex Jones says, all right? To be clear. To be clear.

So we just need to get you out to Trump National and you're good to go. I've no desire to play Marlago, any of the Trump courses. They're just not on my list. His punting stroke would just like blow my mind every time. It's too jabby. It would, I would be upset. Are the Trump courses your Pete die to Chris Harrison? Yeah.

Well said, Randy. That's a true listener there. Fred Ridley, I don't have context for this, but Kyle Porter tweeted it. A few years ago, this is Fred, the chairman saying a few years ago we had Dude Perfect play Frisbee at Amen Corner. In retrospect, I like those guys, but that may not have been the best decision. Why do people have hate in their heart? I thought it was a respectable organization, letting Dude Perfect out there on.

People were mad about that. remember this. Were we at Grand X then? Where were we? No, there's no way. No, there's no way. Chad wasn't a dude perfect during Grandex, right? Right.

You're absolutely right. That was probably four years ago. I don't know why, I don't know why DP catches the stray like that. I don't think when they woke up today, when they woke up today, hit the cold plunge, ice their shoulders a little bit, you know, did their routine, went to their physio just to get up to go throw some basketballs across the court. Did they have any idea that they would be not a main character, but a subplot of the masters?

You know, I think it's less offensive than drive chip and putt. Okay, here we go. Yeah. Let's talk about it. Don't need it. It has become a tradition Easter weekend for me to, when I'm back home, getting ready to leave, getting my stuff packed up, having breakfast to throw it on at my parents' place.

I just watch. It's fun. I mean, it's, you know, I like, it is weird. And there's a lot of people on this block, but like the older kids, when there's like 15-year-olds and like, when Jordan Speeth was 15, he was like playing the Nelson. Wasn't Akshah in it? I think he was. I think when he's like 14 or 15.

You always get the kids with like the, you get a peek into the future on like the future of the golf swing. And you get like this year, it was like the kid who's chasing speed. just contorting his back. He's going to Zalotores his back before even his college. Yeah, but let's just get the ladies out there for the ANWA a couple more days. Love it. They're only there for one day, so they should make it two or three. Make the entire tournament there.

Shout out to Asterisk. Well, they do foot golf. That's tough. That was a tough scene for her. That's tough. That is the definition of moving quickly. Things move very quickly. Twelve will get you.

Yeah. in retrospect you got to take that drop on the other side of the creek center of the green that's all you got to go for hit it right over the bunkers well she did hit it over the bunkers legitimately just hit a rocket just smoked it yeah pure adrenaline play so we had chat on like a month or two ago and he he told us the behind the scenes of that which it seemed like they were very accommodating like due perfect was because they had to do everything while no one was around And if there were any, like, members that came by, they had to go hide in the forest. Did we clip that? We did.

We should post that clip. Maybe it catches like a. Now the master's going on. And I'll go play. And I'm always thinking, man, like, how do we market the show? Especially. Catch the wave, man. With the dude, perfect angle, like you said.

And so I remember Chad saying that they presented the video to like the people. Was it to the chairman? Was the chairman the one that sounds like, was he the one that said, and people watched this? That's such an old man thing. to say. People watch this. That's like somebody listens to this show, two minutes in, your producers over here making diarrhea jokes. Like, people listen to this? I didn't even make a diarrhea joke today. You were gonna, though. I mean, they have multiple YouTubers that play the masters every year. Is good good out there? No, Bryson. Oh, yeah. He's a big YouTuber now.

He's more of a YouTuber than a golfer. And he's got a very good chance of winning this week. This good money in YouTube T. Wasn't Tommy dabbling with YouTube? The hat's bad, dude. Fleetwood. Yeah, no, but I think he's got a channel. He probably does, but the hat is just... Rate and subscribe.

He's also going with the more trendy, bigger pants, which I don't mind. But the hat, the hats, it's not a good hat. I heard they backed off Jason Day in his outfits. Did they? The pants, at least, I think. They made the right move. What do they think about? The Nalbaum was sweet.

I like the bird thing. The birds are cool. The birds are cool. It's not, here's the problem. I would wear that stuff, some of it, but like you're going to be the guy who's wearing the thing that everybody on golf media was talking about. Like, there's way more offensive outfits in the 90s. For sure. How sudden, dude, sleeves down to his forearms, big forearms, but still.

I think guys pulling up a. like an I-Zod. You got that Azoad dude or that, dude, you get your balls-busts. It's so hard showing up to school

and an I-Zod. Dude, your family's so poor. You're rocking I-Zod? You show up to Rush, rocking an Izoad. You get that from Kmart, dude?

From Coles, man, I can use my Coles cash. I got $5. Coles cash right now for my birthday. Randy's a type of dude who showed up to the Rush party rocking a Hollister

and I was like, bro. No, Hollister and all that, like, you had to leave that in high school. No one was wearing Hollister. No, he was rocking the U.S. polo with the giant horse. The bootleg Ralph Lauren?

Yeah. From the outlets. I'll tell you what, that's in San Marcos, they had, they've got the two big outlet malls off 35 and that polo outlet. There were dudes who would work there just to get the discount. They would work there for like a month and then couldn't quit. Just so they could like stock up. Just they could stock up and be Friday.

Yeah. It's the move. Getting a job in college, NF. I probably wore my back-to-back World War champs tank top to rush. Tfm, you guys ever hear about this thing? They sold well. They did. I bought one in high school.

I was more of a rowdy Harambe guy, Cincinnati Harambe is. Make Harambe alive again. That's a Will John. That was a good one. That's a good shirt. I got some money for my McConaughey shirt. What was it? It was right after the Texas speech, let it fucking rip.

It's a good shirt. And then they proceeded, I think, to like lose two games before the shirt could come out. So people ordered it because it was like... Was that the Maryland year? Print on demand. That feels like one of the Maryland losses. It might have been. It was right after they beat Notre Dame.

And as soon as people got their shirts, they already had two losses. Did we get C&D on that? No, I don't think so. I don't think we did. I don't think you get C&D on print and print on demand. Yeah. You got for the bird scooters, I know that was.

You know what you're talking about. No, we did. And that shirt was sick. It was sick. It was like Dylan's favorite t-shirt. He still has it, I think. He still has it. He needs to wear it more.

So it's a piece of history. Bird scooters. Are they even around anymore? They probably sold their right. No, they were rebranded. They have like different. They have like bikes and stuff and they're like blue. I see more lime.

Lyme scooters are still out. I think because they had such a similar thing with Lyme that they had to do a Total rebrand. Because Lyme was eating their lunch. It's my favorite Schwarzenegger movie. Total rebrand. A chick with a three. Yeah.

Go and do it. Why are you rebranding? You must pivot. That's stupid. That's a shitty one. You put it on the pizza, punch you. No one knows that reference. It seems like it should be an easy accent, but I can't do it.

It is a hard one. I didn't even know. And people listen to this. You got to believe in yourself to do it. And I just don't have the... Get to do the chopper. There you go, Randy. Yeah, what's like your totem word for Arnold?

It's the grant. I can't do it. I don't got it. My Arnold Schwarzenegger impression is not... And this is a lot of my impressions. Isn't based on the actual actor. It's the Conan O'Brien when they had his face up there. That's what I base my impression off of.

I only have a Daniel Day Lewis. Yeah? From, uh, there will be blood. I've abandoned my boy. I've abandoned my child. That's pretty good. That was pretty good.

I'm kind of creeped out, but it's good. Bush was also yelling that like one in the morning at the run fair. How's Bush doing? He's doing good. He's going public with it. But if you're unfamiliar, a friend of the program, Alex Bichemi, Bush, he, uh,

he's got ball cancer. man, the juxtaposition between Dan just doing full Daniel DeLuis, to Dan bringing it down a little bit and being like, our friend Bush has cancer. Yeah. But he's just incredible. He's got a, he's going to beat it.

It's the Bush man. Yeah, he's got a good prognosis or what I said the prognosis. Prognosis. Yeah. We're going to beat it. I'm on Team Bush. Team Bush. He already lost his testy though.

Yeah. The way that he like posted about it was very Bush. It was like very, I was like, all right, I'm glad to see he's in good spirits about it. Bush is the man. So if you follow Bush on socials, go give him a, hey, fuck yeah. Whatever you say to somebody in that, you know, Bush you rock, dude. He's doing chemo all week, so. He's going to have a tough week.

We're going to get through it, Bush. Some support. He was just on soft core history, right? Yeah, he did two episodes with us on Sunday. Dog. Total dog. Dylan has a butt diarrhea. Who other kind of diarrhea is there?

mouth diarrhea. I get that sometimes. I mean, I always have mouth diarrhea. Like right now. Yeah, I'm always just talking. Stumble over my words. Yeah, exactly. It's mouth diarrhea time.

But yeah, I mean, people listen to this. You know, Dylan, diarrhea out. I think Dylan was being courteous of not getting others potentially sick. Because we were kind of yesterday, we were like, Will was about to leave town. I'm leaving town tomorrow. I was like, I don't know. I don't really want that tomorrow. Bush did a double header with cancer.

That's all I'm saying. Good for Bush. He's the guy. man. A double header with cancer. Yeah, I guess he did. What did y'all talk about? Dan's got a podcast called Softcore history. Yeah, yeah. So, actually it's really funny. Rob, for the main episode, found this story about FDR when he was the assistant secretary of the Navy, or one of the things. And he did a honeypot operation to vet out all the gays in the Navy. Okay. So they took a bunch of, like young sailors that were like 17, 18 years old. And they had to, uh, essentially do the

South Park prostitutes thing where they were going full like blowing guys and fucking guys to expose that they were gay. To, I assume remove them from the Navy back in the day. To arrest them from the Navy. Yeah. This is all documented. Like FDR was very involved. Wow. Way to go FDR. That's a, that's a deal that I don't want. because it's homophobic. It was pretty homophobic. But they just went all out. They're like, if you have to blow the guy to expose that he's gay, so be it.

Well, you're not gay for getting your dick, so. No. I don't say it like that. You're gay for sucking dick. Well, some of them had to suck dick. That is. How patriotic are you? How much you, what have you done for your guy?

That is a quote from Harold and Kumar go to Guantanamo Bay. Oh, man, I miss that one. You missed that one. I stopped at white castle. for your cock meat sandwich. And then I did a episode, people watch this? I did an episode on our Patreon

about the great moon hoax of 1835. A torch has been passed to a new generation. That's a shitty JFK. No, you got a great moon hoax. My buddy, uh, flounder got suspended or kicked out of school from mooning the girls basketball team. That's it.

Wasn't 1835 though. Isn't the moon not real? It's just a projection up there and it's a giant space station? No, so they were, running these stories in a newspaper in New York without mentioning that it was fake or satire. And people, it was kind of like a world of the war, war of the war situation. World of the world.

World of the war. Yeah. I can't talk right now. Mout diarrhea. It's mouth rea time. But yeah, it was like that before that, 1835. And people were like reading into it like, oh, there's man bats on the moon. Cool.

Man bats. That man's on the moon. That'd be cooler if that was. you went under the bridge in Austin. There's man bats. The vampires. We already made that joke. That's what a vampire is.

It's a man bat. Not Batman. Man bats. No. Watch out, boy, he'll suck your blood. I want to eat your barbecue. That's not it. That's stupid.

The show. Do people listen? Who cares? Yeah, Dylan's not here. Dylan would have checked out by now. How many hours? Dylan checked out at Randy, whatever Randy just did.

How many hours do you have to fill every week. A lot. A lot. You're going to get some things wrong. Look, it's not all going to get some chance. It's not, you don't hit, everything's not a home run. 300 gets you into the Hall fame.

Gets you into the hall. I call it the hall. Shorten it. Vampires on the moon does sound like a good, like, indie song or something like that. I was, uh, it's good, Randy. I accidentally, I was listening to the Rangers Mariners game and I'm an M-O-B-app radio listener. I actually clicked into another team. I don't know if it was Phillies, whatever, you know, they give you all the games.

I hit the wrong button, didn't realize it. And I heard this guy, and he was given, like, some of these stats. And he said, he called RBIs. Ribs. And I was like, okay. I don't know if we're doing ribs. Definitely not doing ribbies. I don't mean to be baseball-pierced guy, but let's just go to RBI's.

I like ribbies. I didn't like it. So I was switching back anyway because I was. I didn't care about the other game. But another little series dub against the Mariners. Let's see if we can't go for that suite today. Yeah. So the Masters.

I did my pool. I do one of those pools where it's like... Tier 1, Tier 2, Tier 2, Tier 3, Tier 3, Tier 4. Pick 3 from Tier 3, pick 4. Yeah. This is your Tier 6 guy. I was leveraging AI tools for the final tier. Yeah.

I did like... And at that time, I'm just looking at who's most likely to make the cut? Because you have to have five guys make the cut. Everyone makes the cut. No, they don't really hard to miss the cut. There's a lot of names in that bottom tier that don't. So I punched some names in, was messing around. I might have overthought it, but I think at the end...

Throw them out. Let's see. I'll say yes or no. He's on the heater. What we got? Adam Scott. He was tier six? I believe so, yeah.

If he's tier six... It's tier three. Oh, yeah. Adam Scott's making the cut. But there's only three tiers. He's bottom tier. Got you. Okay.

Yeah, I mean, he's... Like fucking pike. He's going to be... Defend's probably top 20. Gary Woodland. I like the Woodland heater. I think he's going to come out. It's dangerous, though, because it's like emotional.

Yeah. But he's got the PTSD. He's hitting the ball along. He's hitting the ball a long way. He's already mentioned the crowd's going to be like right on top of him on the T-boxes. Security. It'll be fine. But yes, you're right.

Well, he's mentioned it. Scott, Gary, Jake Knapp had a great year so far. Knap's really good. Hitting the ball well. I'm, you know, hasn't shown up at majors yet. Just want to need him to make. Need him to make the cut. Need him to make the cut.

Make it competitive. And then... Also had a bit of a back injury a couple weeks ago. Final pick. Straight vibing. Daniel Berger. I hate him. I hate Daniel Perger.

Dude, you would know. You're the Daniel... He's the Dan Register of the tour. You and him are both like Florida guys in a way. Yeah, we're too similar. Yeah. It's because he's a bigger fan of Daniel Hot Dog. Hey.

Look at this guy. That joke. the first time I did it like a month ago. You want me to shut down like Dillon Dog? I'll walk out. I walked out last week. I'll walk out again. Yeah, I heard you and Will just went radio silent on a podcast.

No, him and Will did because I had, I was going to make a big announcement. I was looking at you, but I met Dave. Yeah, yeah. And I was going to make a big announcement. Then I saved it for the next day. And the big announcement was that Dave lost, do you know it? But then now he's actually been reinstated as the champion. I turned it down.

I fought for you. I turned it down. It's brets. It's either vacant or it's breads. It's yours. Whether you like it or not. It needs to be an interim champ. It's got to be a vacant.

I don't want it. It's fucking John Snow, bitch ass. I don't want your championship. We got a title fight, vacant title fight right now this weekend. Yuri. Versa Oldberg. Yeah. It'll be fun.

Have we talked about Izzy? Why did Izzy just say, you know what? That was a couple weeks ago. I can't go. I can't win. Like, if this thing goes a distance, I'm going to lose. That wasn't true, though. He's winning the fight. He's being that.

I thought he was winning the fight. And he's just like, you know what? Let's just, I'm going to go out of my shield. It's like, you don't have to. Yeah, that's how you lose to Joe Piper is to throw with him like that hard in the pot. I didn't like, that made me sad. Is he's one of my favorite characters in the game? He's on a bad streak.

If we lost like five of six, that's not good. No. He was winning the fight, though. At distance. Yes. He looked good. If we could get media passes for the White House UFC fight, would you just go? We won't.

You don't have enough clearance? Also, there's probably going to be a false flag operation. Politics, okay. Politics aside, like, I am 100% against a UFC fight at the White House. Don't politicize. That is like legit gladiator games. And the card's not even good. It's not a good card.

Bad card. Ilya is going to just smoke gagey, unfortunately. I don't want to see Justin go out like that Yeah It's gonna be really sad He's gonna get knocked out in the first or second round He's gonna be laid out flat On the point out flat before from Max

Yeah it's gonna happen again And this guy's better than Max This guy's much better than Max This guy's probably top two in the world And he's just got a divorce He's got a chip on his shoulder Going through like a huge custody battle With this kid

Damn Maybe he's distracted. Could be distracted. Maybe this is how Gagy catches him. If Gagy catches him, then I'm back in on the UFC White House event. If he wins, it's only good if Gathe wins the title.

No, they just need our college hunk friend to just give him some tips. He knows how to be Canelo, so he probably knows a lot about it's a reference. It's very dated, but yeah. It's been a while since we've had a combat sports.

He was right, dude. Combat Sports Minute. Inside the Master's Minute. Yeah. Anyways, my two horses, I went with Scott, tier one, I went Scotty and, uh, brave. Briceon. Brave of you. I don't know. Everyone's gonna take him. I couldn't take Rom. Do you want my official pick for the Masters? I do. My official winner pick. Can I guess who it is? Do it, do it very YouTube. You go, this is my pick. I bet you're going with none other than, I'm going with my guy. Sam Burns.

No, certainly not Burns, not Bermuda Burns. Puts it will. thank you. We were talking earlier, like worst case scenario for a winner this week. I think Burns would be up there. Just a dud. I just want to, I don't want, I don't want. Nobody would care if Sam Burns won anything. Not even his family.

That's fucking mean. Just like, truly, who cares about Sam Burns? A rider cupper. Dave's a big Ken Burns guy. Yeah. Ken Burns is solid. Thanks, Randy. You were just talking about him the other day.

He's got a new diet. documentary. Yeah. I'll watch it. Weren't you saying something burned the other day? Randy? Downstairs?

You had an STD, bud? I do not have an STD. I don't even have it downstairs. I guess I do. I wish I had a basement. You see how that is? Like when you just bring up something that has nothing to do with the topic.

Ken Burns had something to do the topic. We're the family guy of podcasts. We're crazy, dude. We'll just totally say something random. I have one apartment. I don't even have floors. But who are you picking? He's picking Ryan Fox.

I'm not taking Ryan Fox. Still has kidney stones, you know? Probably. Is that true? Kidney stones like a couple weeks ago. I had to go to the hospital for it. Gotta stay hydrated. They're genetic from what I've been told.

I'm not going to root for a Kiwi. That's where I draw the line in golf. No Kiwi's allowed. That's mean as well. So you Okay So everyone from New Zealand Plus Sam Burns

And his family To Sam Burns I apologize Just name names I'll say yes or no Like if I fuck with them or not He's going with Bryson I'm not

Blow Pig Wyndham William Clark Absolutely not Not until he fixes The locker I'm looking at My Claude spreadsheet

That would have taken me a semester to make Not until he fixes The locker room In Oakmont You know Scottie? Do the right thing I'm not

Scotty just had a kid No he's going to be sleepless named him Remy. Did those Highland Park guys? They don't, they've got,

do you think Ramey's that's a Rattitouy? Huh. Scottie's second child. I can see that be another movie you've never seen. There's a check out, shout out to

former South Grand Prairie South Grand Prairie warrior Remy Adele. I think it was Remy Adele who fought my buddy Keith outside of a party. He was a scariest.

guy in like the i-20 south dallas corridor at that time shout out to good player good player i don't remember where he played i think he did some time with the same shout out to uh the as seen on tv golf brand warrior warrior clubs are those good no no no they're not do you remember that what about the as seen on tv driver as seen on tv the heater the hammer wasn't a hammer yeah never used the hand It's a good commercial. My dad was your pick. Build it up, dude. Actually, you know what?

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Okay. Every Sunday when he doesn't close, Will DeFries, text me, Guy doesn't have it. And no, dude, my sweet boy's getting it done. He's built up the scar tissue, the players. I don't even count last week. He played like 27 holes in cold rain.

Who gives a fuck about that anyway? Don't blow your wind at the Valero in San Antonio. It's going to be, he's going to win to be dry. You're going to be quick. He hits it really high. One of the highest ball hitters. Don't you worry about that dry green at 11? Right there.

He just gets a little antsy, just kind of turns one over a little bit. He's the not blows a term. He put on 17, like 10 feet by. Yeah. What year was it he had like the he finished? He has a second place finish and a seventh place finish. Was it the seven place one where he like would have been runner up, but he just went and all went on and like tripled 17 or 18?

Yeah. He just absolutely just melted down. It was already done. Three putted 17 and then he just like, when shield wipered. When chasing on 18, because he had to. It's a tough scene. Ejected.

Okay. I like him. I mean, he's putting an awesome job. I need this. I need to, I'm not going to believe it until I see it. It's one of those. Let me paint the picture.

You know, he's walking off 18, victorious. Hat weirdly like this. Hats not fit in his head. He's just, he's very handsome, but he's got this look like yeah

your wife like a golden retriever your mothers your girlfriends are all just going to be swooning over the TV again he's a handsome lad he is

and is that is that the entire picture you painted he's a Texas boy Roy's going to slide on that jacket onto his rider cup teammate

is he is he winning a couple of shots three strokes or is this like a I think he kicks the door in really

I think Ludwig by three okay I don't know I just don't think he has it man oh yeah Bob you know what would be funny though is if Patrick Reed won my

so it's it's Reed is I'm not going to rank these but like best case scenario for just content even though I've got none of these guys Brooks Pat

Speeth Spee's not winning Spee's just a guy at this point Those are the three. Gary, Gary's got the great story. Yeah. Those are the four.

Gary can enjoy Houston, though. We don't need a Gary Woodland Masters win. It's a major winner. Yes. Hitting the ball hard. Fast. Speed. Speed.

In my age, she's my age. Elite athlete, though. Played college basketball. That is a difference. D2 basketball, but still basketball. Transfer to Kansas and then quit basketball. So here's, the real question, Dan. I'm allowing you. If you want to, you can back out of the Renfair

if you want to to watch the master. Well, because it's going to rain all weekend, dude. I'm not going to the rent fare regardless. You're going to say no? I mean, it looks like it's going to rain a little bit. It's going to pour the entire weekend. It says precipitation total 0.25 inches. It's going to pour the entire time. It's a quarter of an inch total. Hey, that's what your girl said about you. A, it's all you got down there, dude. Smallcock. But I don't know. You follow me? I think it's good.

And I think it's going to rain that much. So I make four picks. You put on a filter when you, never mind. I make four picks every week for every tournament. So we'll go Ludwig. We'll go Cam Yong, so my two dudes. And then we'll go Pat Reed and for long shot, Achie. Because I can kind of see people getting really upset if Akshay was in the mix and how slow he is and him being accused of anchor in his putter.

I can see that happening on Sunday. Thanks. Also, Griner's on the bag. He's always had success with Max. Oh, bro. Brittany Grunner's on the bag? Yeah. That's a perfect opportunity for you to do some.

Yeah, but you did it much worse. I cannot do the Merchant of Death as good as to do it. I don't know who you were doing for a sec. Okay. You ever heard this character? The Merchant of Death, yeah. I'm familiar with who we got, or who we traded for Brittany Grine.

So back in the game? Was he selling weapons to Hezbollah or some shit? Hopefully. Hopefully. Hopefully. I just mean, I appreciate a guy that like, I don't. He won't. He'd buy you a P. Terry's, a $4 T. Terry's.

You know, actually, this war criminal's not passed. The merchant of death actually got me. Actually, a good dude. You got to me, so you got me a Gordon Ramsey Burger one. So he's okay on my book. I met him once. Did time with him with El Chapo, too. Yeah.

Who is the dude that we got The last cartel guy El Mancho? El Muncho Why's it? El Muncho because he munched in that box See, this is the stuff

that Dylan would have been so upset Dylan hates this episode If he's watching I'm right with him He's not I'm about to just Randy started this

I didn't start I guess I did Every day man With you Top Reddit comment Dave needs to rain in the show man Dan gets a haircut comes in here thinking he's just

I don't know I'm El Mancha dude do they do that your guy does the beard too El Mancha the joke was been made a lot of people made the joke you're not El Mancho yeah

I don't know it could be country night yeah bless got a lot of stuff happened in this past five minutes oh love it this high quality podcast and that's what that is boys what am I

I'm not to go so hard at lunch. You're going to get it? I don't know. I broke my, I got, I had something fried yesterday at Hunan. Yeah, because I ate the egg roll. Nice. It was good.

You did beef and broccoli, right? Yeah. Maybe you should get like a war criminal to buy you like a burger or something like that. Yeah, maybe. So you did HUNN, not Popeyes. It wasn't planned, but the, you put down, if your lunch special comes with an egg roll and lints over,

Easter's over. I'm going to eat the egg roll. You know what I mean? Yeah. That's fair. I mean, I've probably, you know, shared broken bread with the war criminal before, technically. Okay. Okay.

Was it like a, was it a burger? Is he fine? It was a girl. Oh. Interesting. Ladies can be war criminals too. Yeah. I mean, I produced her show a couple times, Tulsi.

Okay, I don't think I'm sure she's done some You know things that are reprehensive Okay, I forgot about I was thinking like who are you talking about If you're new here Yeah, just go Wikipedia, Dan Do you have a Wikipedia?

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Okay. Yeah, what's worst case scenario? Who's the worst winner that could be realistic? We said this early. For me, it's Morikawa. I don't think he's playing. I'm not a Morikawa guy. I think he's hurt.

My book didn't offer up odds for him to miss the cut. You know who it is? It's Charles Schwarzsel. Yeah. There's a number of names. No, a rom, like a runaway. A runaway from someone that I don't. Rom runaway would stink.

Rom runaway would be tough, tough one to deal with. Even a Scotty runaway. Like, I would not love. I don't mind a Scotty dub. Scotty by like four would be uninteresting. Yeah. I need somebody who I know when they get to that back nine. It's going to be dicey.

Scotty is not going to be dicey. I know the worst case scenario for you if we just have to relive a speak meltdown. Oh. Tom Hogie's not even in. No. No, I didn't qualify. A speed meltdown would be catastrophic. Like, if you mean like a meltdown, like a...

He has the lead on the back nine. And yeah, 13. He just hits that spinny, spinning nine. Or 15 just spins it back into the water. Maybe does the whole thing on 12 again. That would be very, very bad. The demons are just too much. I don't think we're going to have to worry about that.

I think if we get a speed dub, it's going to be like, he goes he caught like he's he's he's in it after saturday but like six or seven off the lead and he just he does he does what he did whenever that how long ago is that when he did like 62 63 on Sunday and was right there clipped the tree on the t-shot on 18 that was the the reed one right maybe where he almost hunted down and read is out of nowhere that's how it is there but you're right if i'm seeing jordan speed sleeping on a saturday lead I'm like fucking I can't that's going to be a white knuckle Sunday

that's going to be get you Alexa Pro Hoss whatever it is I'll give you a realistic winner that would just be a total dud Jacob Bridgman Clemson Yeah

he's fine but like that would just be so zero like zero juice Well he has no appeal to the casuals no he's not a household name he's like the most generic looking man possibly on tour. I love it.

As a formerly generic looking man until I grew a mustache. Doesn't hit the ball very far. Fairways, yeah. Does he have it around the Greens, though? He does, I think. You heard it here first. Ball striker. Are you worried about it at all?

About Bridgman? Yeah. There's some concerns about Bridgman. Are you sprinkling? Top 20. Okay. Hell yeah. I just don't want him to win.

What's going on with Rable? There's a Philly connection. here. Uh, yeah. Allegedly. Rusini's his husband's a Philly guy, right? Some pictures got published,

interlocked fingers, hugging, at the pool, having some drinks. Who's people taking these photos? Who's snapping these shots? A pervert?

Or just somebody wanted to make $10,000 real quick? I don't know how much what the going rate for Vrabble picks is. Super Bowl losing coach. first year, second year, Patriots coach. Was that year one for able?

That's year one, right? Doesn't matter. Your two? Yeah, this doesn't look. They both came out like this is innocent. Yeah, we're around like six other people having just, you know, at a pool. But you're just not going to catch me doing this. I just,

I don't have some explaining to do. You're married and if Dave, you were seen at the pool with another lady, I think you would have to have a talk with your wife, a hard talk with your wife. Yeah, this is tough. It's the interlocked hands is tough. Yeah. That's the one.

That's the one that's tough. The hug, like, your boys, your boys hugged. Yeah. I will admit, I have hugged other people. That could just be a nice to see, nice to see a hug, you know. I don't know. Look where her hand is. It's an intimate hand placement on the hip for her.

It's kind of all that. Definitely not it sucks. Definitely not a side hug. No. He's going close fist hug too. I mean, it kind of feels like he's like hanging on her. It's not just a quick like hug. I don't know.

I don't even know who this guy is. Oh, thanks for jumping in the seg there, Randy. Yeah, it's a former patriot linebacker and now he's the head coach. I think they would occasionally put him in that tight end to catch a ball. by the goal line. Yeah. Yeah. That's a package for him.

Love it. Now he has a package for her. Okay. There you go. That's why we get Dan in here. You might be back tomorrow. I don't know if Dylan's, Dylan might, Dylan will be back tomorrow.

I'm just saying, be ready. Be on the call. Dude, no, Dylan solo show. Dylan and, I want Randy. It's what the people want. I want, yeah, I want the, no Randy, just Dylan. Yeah. Randy, you just hit record and then he let him go.

You have to leave. You don't have to switch cameras. Yeah. That's a nightmare. That would be a bad bet payoff. He would bleach it before he did that. And I wouldn't blame him. Yeah.

What if he just had like, we set it up. That was just going to be me and him. And then I was like, oh, my stomach's not feeling good. And then I made him do one live right now. I'll just keep the camera on you. Just go. Yeah, exactly. Bro, we got it.

We have to. We owe this. We owe the advertisers. We have four ads. And I'll say like, here, I'll just put the chat up there for you to interact with it. Dylan, just see what he does. Oh, that's tough. Ross kind of does that.

Oh, he doesn't do it live, though. No, he doesn't even do it anymore. It's all Patreon now. He's doing it all Patreon. Oh, yeah. I mean, he did it for a while. Tim Dillon show. He's got the gift of Gab.

He's a content guy. And he has a producer that can just laugh for him. He's got a laugh track. Yeah, I've got a producer just sits over like, I don't know who this person is. I don't know who this is. Why are we doing this? I didn't say that.

You were thinking it. I know that he's some, he's, I can, New England's Patriots. I want to talk about Pokemon. I mean, Coward's been doing it for like 30 years, right? Yeah, you have to be a socio. It's insane. It's too long. You have to be insanely narcissistic.

You're talking to the void, really. Terrible. Bo Burnham did a whole special. Great special. Inside. It was good. I didn't see it. That's, that's a high.

compliment from Dan. It was fine. I was waiting for Dan and be like, oh, no. Derivative. I'll never go back and watch it. You got a problem with this? She's married.

They're both married. Both married. I don't know. Maybe they have a open relationship. We don't... Maybe it's country night. Yeah, we don't understand the dynamics of their relationships.

I don't know. She's been notoriously flirty, right? I don't really know. I've seen some stuff. There were some things out there. From the GM of the team from Washington. The Redskins. Formerly.

Now the commanders. You got to pick one. Commanders or Guardians. Redskins. But you had to take one new name. Is there another one? The mammoth. Mammoth is legit.

Yeah, it's a sick new one. I like Utah Hockey Club. I thought that was cool. I like club. Like football club was good. Yeah. It's cool. Guardians, I don't understand.

I think Guardians would be a great team name for Los Angeles. They should have been the spiders. They have a bunch of like angel type. Should have been like a nod to the, I always hate saying the league. Ah, yeah, the black league. The Angels in the outfield, but. Oh, I thought you meant the show. No, I was like, not the TV show.

I was like, why do you, it's not the Cleveland spiders. They were a Negro league team. Ah, okay. That's cool. Yeah, that would be. been a nice knot to them. Yeah, but not enough bugs and insect type mascots.

You only have like a minor league team. My son's old tee ball team was the grasshoppers. Orange hat, green grasshoppers. Pretty sick. Now they're the, I don't want it. Another are the cubbies. Spiders would be good.

Mantises would be good. I don't know. There's not. Spiders. A nod to Christopher Maltesanti's character and Goodfellas. Hey, why don't you go fuck yourself, Tommy.

There's a couple of spiders. Yeah. Who's the other one? There's dozens. That was one of the more troubling deaths than Goodfellas. Yeah. It's been a mess. Michael Imperiali.

Goodfellas, actually. Is that your favorite Scorsese? No, I have got a take that I need to revisit. I had the take that I enjoyed Casino more. Oh, that's a bad take. I've never seen it. I thought you were a big Irish man guy. I enjoyed it more than most.

It is long. I will say it is, it is long. And I totally understand that criticism and I probably gave Dylan shit for it. My biggest criticism with Irishman was when you had really old Robert De Niro looking young. And he was like beating people up and he was just old man kicking. It was bad. The old man kicks were bad. I don't know how that made it past the, I don't know how they didn't reshoot that.

You got to body double that one. It's like this doesn't look real. And then there's a assassination scene where he's just like, Yeah. It's like, dude, that's not... Stop. I heard you paying houses. It's my Pacino.

And he's got a great ass. You got to be more coked up. See, that's pretty good. You got not only Daniel Day Lewis. Now you got to pivot to something somber. So, guys, you know, it's been a really tough time for me. You can't do it. You can't do an impression without.

going somber right afterwards. That's the deal that we would love that. Bush would love that that segue into his he would. Miss Bush. I'm thinking of Bush. All the time. Even before this, I would always think about Bush.

We'd love to have him on. It's just that he like has a job. We emailed him and he just doesn't have his email set up. I've texted. So wait, where are the tickets to the cruise? they're in your email what is that how you found out

in the cruise yeah we're in line to go on the cruise no and we had to download the gmail app that's that's that's insane as a guy who is just downloading the ticket master app to get sturgel tickets johnny blues guy uh that's insane anxiety to me

the cruise was so good I wish you were there I don't have a mustache then I probably no I was strong then That's when me and Rhino and big T-shirt Matt were working out with a trainer at Lost Creek. And we were just putting on strength. I was as strong as I'd been as an adult. That was a good time.

We're almost back. We're tinkering right now, but we're almost back. I've put on, I've added strength. I've added weight. I don't know where the weight is. I'm one of those people. You're probably like this. Maybe his body dysmorphia.

I have to have someone tell me like, before I noticed anything, someone has, like, Alyssa needs to be like, oh, wow, she's like, you put on some size and your shoulders, whatever. But we don't have that kind of relationship where she would tell me that. She's always been like, I don't want you to get bulky. I don't want you to get huge. What if she called you, a big dog? Bro, you're looking quite vascular.

What is that how she talked? Be a real problem. Be a real problem if my wife was Johnny Drama. It would be a real weird change of personality. She would just be talking about your calves the entire time. Yeah. But yeah, she said that a long time I first started dating

She was like I don't like big bulky muscles I was like you don't have to worry with me What they call a hard gainer When you do put on that muscle She wouldn't be saying that No No

You'd have her in the palm of your hand She looks over I'm holding like five year old Two year old here Dad strength I'm just walking around Not even sweating Dad strength

Some of the other dad's like Oh man my back And I'm like oh you should fucking, you should do, uh, lightweight. You should do Nordic curls. You should do, uh, fucking more deadlifts. Oh, if you're having issues, you're lower back, you could try the trap bar. It's a little bit easier.

Mm-hmm. You're not doing RDLs. It's probably why you're having problems, uh, picking up your, uh, 10-year-old. So what if you get into a confrontation of that T-ball game? Never know. Yeah, step up. I might have to arm bar the third base coach. You might have to.

Honestly, Trent has made me a better dad. The arm bar is always there, too, you know? It's just right there for the table. I was there, dude. I tried to teach it to Rhodes. And I was like, you can never do this to your friends. And remember, respect the tap. He didn't respect the tap, did he?

No. Broke his buddy's arm. Yeah. He's like Habib on Connor. Yeah. It was personal. The kid stole his dump truck. Yeah.

You can't do that to Rhodes. That's true. Don't be doing that. Hey, here's the deal. Actually, y'all, y'all do two minutes alone. I'm going to go. You have to. BP.

Yeah. You have to get. ready for this one. I could tell. He's got a full bladder right now. Have you been checked out recently? I'm concerned about you, Dave. Checked out where? Just go to the doctor. Yeah, go to the doctor. He's always had a small bladder. I feel I'm going to go get checked out soon. Can't go an hour. That's great. I know. I know. He's always been that way, though. But no, yeah, I don't know. I have concerns about the rent fare, Dan. Does anybody, perhaps, you know, want to give me a free test?

A free ball exam? Maybe, because I don't have insurance. FDR could probably do that for you, find some guys. That's true. You could. But unfortunately, he's dead. Yeah. Yeah, Redfern is going to be probably a no-go for me.

It's going to be raining the entire weekend. Yeah, I am concerned. I'm going to talk to Jason, my ex, Jason, see what's doing. But yeah, run fair, we were supposed to go. Dan, Georgia. Some of all other friends, too, but we'll see. We'll see. I don't know.

I haven't spent on that. I just, I haven't gone to this rent fare in a while. It's still blamer renfair. But we went for my 30th and it's, it's smaller, so it's more manageable. I think my problem with the Houston one is

both times I've gone. I've gotten way too drunk and like distracted during the actual, uh, fest. I feel like I still haven't seen. Oh,

God forbid I got too drunk and had too good of a time. Yeah. I just haven't seen. I missed out on the, uh, fucking actors. I'm just saying, I haven't,

I felt like I haven't seen the majority of the fest of the Houston one just because. Oh, another jowster. Cool. Who cares? It's all fake. Me. Me, I care. You go to get fucked up and have a good time with your friends.

I drink two bottles of mead last time. But Randy is like, oh, no, I'm going to deviate. I'm going to separate it from my friends and just do my own door. Okay, first of all, everyone got separated, like within 10 minutes of this game. Our whole group, like, separated. Dave, you're not going to believe this conversation. He's like, I feel like I missed out on the rent fare because I had, I got two, drunk and had too good at the time. I didn't say that. I said, I guess I got too drunk and I didn't

get to experience about us. I was stuck in a quest. A quest I didn't even fully complete. You got us into it. Dan was just stuck eating Quest bars. That's true. That I did lock up for you. Some Quest bars at Costco the other day. Oh, we know that that's David bars that were in a class action, right? Yeah. Also a very problematic owner. Really? Dr. Peter Attia on the board. Epstein list. Oh. He had some emails come out that weren't great.

Questil, they got plenty of fiber. Need that fiber for. Fiber, you asked me, yeah. If you're a man or woman, really, you got to watch the colon. You know what I've been doing every morning? Watch the colon. David, new pod.

For my colon. A little warm ginger water every morning before anything goes in my stomach. Okay. How do you, wait, do you buy ginger water? Do you make it? it. Make it. Fresh ginger. I slice up some ginger. Uh, heat up, you know, the pot, pour water over it, let a seep. And, uh, it's nice. It gives me, uh, energy. This is an ad read for ginger. Ginger. Uh, yeah, a lot of people do lemon water. I did that in the past a little bit. I kind of

stop. I try to throw in a little turmeric. It's not a turmeric. Black pepper too, because you don't get the full effects. Really? Yeah. Listen to this guy. Listen to this guy. Listen to that. Wellness Dan. Dan's in the manosphere. Let's go. Dude, are we in the, are we the manosphere? I don't think we are. We're adjacent.

Yeah. Well, you haven't shaved your head yet. Okay. We talked about this recently. Yeah. Well, that would make you full manuscript. A lot of people reached out like, do, do it, man. Don't.

Don't go home. I don't know anymore, man. Just keep it. Your hair, you have plenty of hair and the beard. You should grow full beard. It's patchy and the sideburns don't connect. Let it. If I, if I, if I gave it time, I think it could look okay.

Let it play out. I go like, if I go a week, the itchies just start to get to me. Me no like you, the itchies. I always think about cutting it. You can't, dude. No one wants to see that face. It's like, it's the will disease. No, because it's the best beard, but like, you just don't know what's under there.

That's not true. Dan knows what's under there because he changes his look up every like four months. That's a great point. So, I think I have a decent job. Yeah. Yeah. So he'll, you could go, you can be bearless tomorrow. Come back every other week.

I don't want to have a mustache with everybody else. It can't be four. I thought about shaving the mustache because sometimes I just get, I hate the fact that everyone has a mustache. Everybody on the show has a mustache. It's like, like we've obviously, obviously talked about making Randy shave this, but like,

hey, look, I was second. Dylan was the third one to do it. Dylan actually had shaved one, but he had it for like a bit for like two days. You know what you should have, Randy? A go tea. Before me. No, I'm never going to be going to go.

goatee. I might do the VJ sing goatee at the Masters. That's two, add the flavor saver right here. That's two Johnny drama. I already look way too much like him and when we were in Dallas. Baby, bro, I'm your wife. That's not it. It's like the little bit of scruff in the mustache.

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That's 1-800-639-8783 or text next step to 533-2. New York called the 24-7-Hopline at 18778, Hope, N.Y or text Hope, N. 467, 369. You got to have Randy just take a pre-recorded. We did. We did.

They added to the copy. And that was the first one we've done since. I was hoping I was going to nail that and he could just use it. Yeah, for the past like four months, we've done that. Or you do it really fast.

Yeah, just I might be able, I might be able to cut out that little bit and do it because otherwise then Dylan has to do that tomorrow or me. Make Dylan do it, actually. No, my last. The last one was good. People thought it was fake or sped up, but it was real.

You crushed it. So I'm wondering if like, do we try to record it after the episode or try to get it organically again? Capture that magic. Lightning in a bottle. Ever hear about this, Dan? No, okay. I guess I guess not. Jalen hurts.

Yeah. I mean, that's kind of accurate. What we're talking about? We never really came to a conclusion on Vrabble. Ah, no, I don't care, actually. I don't care either. I know who he is. What he chooses to do, not behind clothes.

doors in a pool where the journalist is his business. Well, if that was Kay Adams he was doing that with. I thought, don't even talk about it. He would not. It would make more sense with Kay. Every kiss begins with Kay. She's very flirtatious. Mm-hmm.

Makes men melt. Really? She had M&Ms in a hot summer day. I remember. She had Wyndham Clark, like just cooking. You guys talked about that when I was in Hawaii. I went back and listened to that episode. You listen?

Thanks for supporting a show Thank you You're welcome Put that Ranger Nacho hat That's the rally Nacho cap This is real

Was this a No this is real I thought it was in April Fool's thing No we're doing this Okay I don't hate it I mean it's like

You buy Like you're about six beers deep But you're serving the people above you Yeah you buy it as a bit You're like You show up to the back to the seats And your boys are like fuck. And you're like, all right, for real, though, whatever, would it still eat some of this hat?

Are you offended, though, somebody behind you grabs a chip and dips? No, it's implied. I think that you're, if you're going to wear it, you're probably wearing it down to your seat and then you're just putting in your lap and then you're putting it back up there when you're done eating. Like, you're not during the middle of the game, just having this on there, right? That's how you build community. That's true. A lot less fights will happen at these stadiums that people are just supplying Oh, dude, if we had two guys fight into nacho hats, it would be a scene. What's on? I'm just wondering.

The nachos knocked off your head. Bro. Just clean, like clean connect. The, uh, the, uh, Rudnett-O-Dor, Batista Punch, knocked his fucking shades off, but it's just nachos. Just fucking chips go flying, but the cheese stays perfect because you know it's trash cheese. I will say the Rangers have, they've up their, their food games. It's probably not the movie theater pump. It's probably legit K-so.

Still nuts. Can we get a quack option? See, that would be great because, you know, not to be, I don't want to be crass, but if you got nachos on your head. Nice nachos on your head, pussy. It's like, what are you doing? You ordered nachos at a ball game? I got nach on my head.

What a pee on my head. What a pee of this guy is. Do you think that you'd want this to be commemorative? Because it's all paper and you just throw it away after words. Would you like want a plastic version that you could take home? Yeah. Yeah, I would. I still believe in the plastic cup.

I know microplastic things of that nature. But I do like a collectible cup from a ballgame or something. It's like when you get a little Sunday in the helmet. I mean, most of my cups at home are master cups. Yeah. Randy, you had those two girls over recently. which cup did you use actually dan was in here last week and he filled up a water cup and he chose the one master's like cup that we had in here just a drink out of it that's we had people went

to the masters in this company not made a couple beers you went um how what had dope is it if like you you finally get a modeling gig and they're like hey we rangers want you you're like oh sick am i showing off like their new shirzy or like you know now it's the it's the nacho hat you're going to be the nacho hat guy I don't think this guy's a model though probably works for their marketing department he works for the team yeah they just grabbed him like yo

who wants to wear the hat Carl come here we just need to take a photo real quick you can't say no because if you say no you're not a team player exactly and they this probably took like half a day to get right I mean look at the half smile on his face yeah he just got pulled

about out of a meeting to take this dumb photo. He's like, ha ha, okay, if this is what you guys want, I'll do anything for this company. He's only been there for like three months. Yeah. Okay. Somehow more awkward with the woman next time.

Yeah. Drinking what appears to be a Zeganbach, a top three headache beer in my estimation. Okay. Shout out to the Rangers. Very cool. I'll pull up another image of it. How many of those will give you a headache, too?

Zegan box? Yeah. New ballpark, three, old ballpark when it's hot, no cover, two. So this one,

so all the, all the fixins are in it, like that? It's nachos. Well, part of nachos, don't you understand? I know,

but I guess you're just, like, creating your own. They're not like, there's like Pico de Gaio, just, there's too many jalapinos on this thing.

It's a heavy hat. Hey. Heavy is the head that wears the nachos. Yeah. I was about to say that. It's a soft core. I was,

I was about to say, We were all running to it. This is my weekend plans because I'm out tomorrow. I'm going to, damn, for some reason Dan thought I was doing a bit earlier, but I'm going to Philly tomorrow. Yeah. Funeral for my late uncle. It's a weird bit.

What? Making up a funeral. Oh, if I may. Yeah, you're just, you were like waiting for the payoff. Hold on, hold. Are you about to do a somber thing? Can we have Dan do like a really ridiculous impression first? I need another actor.

Okay. Do you like the mask, like Jim Carrey or something like that? I'm not Jim Carrey guy. We know this. Neither's Dylan. Dylan actually, upon talking about it, Dylan's more of a Jim Carrey guy than he realized. It's just Ace Ventura, Jim Carrey. No, it's okay.

No, I'm going to be up there seeing some family funeral. The late, the great Henry, known to some as Hank Nichols. Look him up. Hall of Fame official. Hammer and Hank. Yeah. I don't know. That was never a nickname.

Although he was in the Reds organization, ballplayer and a scout. Anyway, so I'm going to be in Philly. I haven't been in Philly. I haven't been to Philly since I was a child. Okay. Need Rex? I'm going to be there Thursday through early Saturday. I think.

But you're going to Ardmore? Where are you staying? Well, I'm going to be staying in Philly. Okay. But I believe the service is going to be in Ardmore. Where you stand? A hotel. I know, but what part of town?

Old town? Hard to say. You should do like a, I know it's. No, I'm not doing a meetup. No, I don't do a meetup, but do it like the history tours. If I had time, I would. I'm getting in late. It's like a very quick trip.

I'm really looking for like, because I don't know what if, like, what family is going to be around Thursday night. So I might just, might just be searching for like a steakhouse or something to sit at the bar and. I mean, there's plenty. Watch some masters. Plenty places to get a hoagie. Yeah, who's got the best water.

Water. Who's got the best water? It's just water. You said fast. Water. I told Don Vito to meet me at Hooters, but there's not actually one in downtown Philly, so he couldn't find it. Dude, Hope Bam's doing well. I think he's doing okay.

He's not doing that great. He's doing better than he was. He was trying to go to work. He was staying at one of my old bosses compound for a couple months. Okay. he was not doing well. What are the interesting stories that you have? I have a lot of dirt.

We don't want to get sued, so don't say it on the show. It's a live podcast. He was supposedly sober. He wasn't sober. Okay, we don't know that. Don't throw out speculation. No, it wasn't speculation. It was firsthand knowledge.

Allegation. This is allegedly. Well, we wish him well. He was as sober as Tiger was. Okay Bam probably gonna call the president though Tiger did blow is zero point zero No

Bam could probably call like Ed Rendell former mayor of Philadelphia Yeah Rainey and I went a little over our heads I think he was governor at one point You might have been governor of Pennsylvania Okay

Hey if they caught you smoke and crack Donald's even want to watch you back But you could always run for mayor Good Charlotte The Good Charlotte reference It's not lost on me. Dude, do you think Phil, is Phil still alive? I hope Phil's all right.

I think Phil's alive. April. April was that like my high school football game once for some reason, don't understand why. Okay. It was like a big deal, though. Did you step up your play? I wasn't playing.

It was after I broke my leg. Ah. Yeah. Switch to golf. Fuck yeah. After Tibb-fib went through my leg. Tibb. We've all been there.

All right, Dan. well I don't know you might be back tomorrow uh might not be available tomorrow well Dylan you might not we'll figure it out I guess well might just be the Randy show no solo Dylan Randy Trambecky show that's sung in the old Ross Bolin podcast like remember that yeah you can you can really relax bonum podcast expand the uh maybe the female and uh gay audience by just having a solo Dylan can. Maybe. Maybe you can pop top.

No, it's bare feet up. Bear feet up, pop top. I'm just giving you ideas, Dylan. It's not a bad. I don't think he's going to go for that, but I mean, there's no bad ideas. Wow, there's some bad ones. Historically, there's been bad ideas.

No, name one. I don't know. Hiring a guy like the day before COVID. Seemed to not work out for you, huh? It was this fucking guy. He got stuck with him. March, 17th, 2020 was supposed to be my first day.

And that was my first day. People forget Bobon went off the last night, the last game of the NBA and the Mavs beat the heavily favored nuggets. And then Rudy Gobert spread covered to the world. Everybody already hated him. And they're like, now we've got a thing we can tie to him. We really hate them. And then Patient Zero was like Tom Hanks.

Yeah. We were all scared for the Hanks. Interesting. Interesting. Biggest movie star in the world was Patient Zero. Talking based. He was in Australia, right? Yeah, he was down under.

Shout to the Kiwis. No, not shout out to the Kiwis. We learn anything for the country. We don't shout out. We don't shout out. I don't want any smoke with the, I've seen enough of the Kiwis to go. What, the all blacks? Just the, I just feel like, New Zealand.

Was that Australia? I don't know, but New Zealand's a country where I feel like. I think that's New Zealand. Majority of them could just whip my ass. No, there's less than them than you think. Okay. What? There's less than them than you think?

that could kick your ass in the museum. Oh, okay, gotcha. I mean, I feel like most people are whipping my ass. You think, how many people on the planet do you think the percentage-wise could beat your ass? 30%? No, I was going to say, I was going to say less than 20. That could? Yeah.

Less than 20. There's a lot of old people. There's a lot of old people. A lot of Indians. A lot of Chinese. Okay. So smaller. It's just geographically.

I'm distancing from this, from the segment. Statistically, you're bigger than most people on the planet. I am very average size, though, for an American. Yeah, but that's a US. 300 million people. US American plus the Iraq. Hand-to-hand combat. No, I mean, like straight up.

I feel like anyone, I feel like under 13, I'm not getting beat up by name of that. Like there might be some like really good like jiu-jitsu 14, 15-year-olds. For sure. For sure. Hold on. Extreme combat sports, man. Everyone in Thailand. Well, there's some killers.

He's a killer. Dude, he's a killer. Anyone over 65? Yeah, I think I'm... Especially Jackie Chan. Yeah. That take gets better every year he gets older. Exactly.

Who can beat up to Jack. It's a great investment. I invested in a great take. Dave said that he could beat up Jackie Chan. I agree. But he like said this also like 10... He's a bag of bones. 10 years ago.

10, 15 years ago. I'm not saying he would land. I'm not saying it. doesn't go the distance. Do you think you got like Seagal? Seagal's huge though, right? Or is he just not? He'll flip you with his wrist. Yeah, I mean, he knows he can Tai Chi-Me or whatever he's, isn't he doing like some? Is he still in Russia? Yeah, that's a thing also. Like, I don't, could you beat up Putin? I know. Judo. You have an old. Plus, like, it would be the Spider-Man

meme. Seagal, 6-4? Even an untrained 6-4 guys got a pretty good chance against me. an untrained five flirting with five 10 guy two people get you in the gym Andrew could train you Andrew's like what's this for it's like I gotta fight Sigal dude yeah it's a whole thing

give Andrew like 12 weeks I'll make you an absolute killer dude chump to champs you're always trying to give me to old man fight club times just don't work out yeah I need shower he has weird times

it's the old man I get it it's like a bunch of risk he's got married congratulations Andrew Craig it's a much of old dudes in my age guys and older in like a nice part of town.

He's on their time. I know he listens to the show. He listens, he'll text. He plays golf. If you want to play golf anytime soon, I'll play golf with him too. I'll play golf with him too. I don't know. Also, if you want to just hang out.

Just hang out. I don't know. I'm sick. Yeah. You can watch the fights. Yeah. It's good card. I'm going to be back Saturday morning.

So, a little moving day and then T-ball, weather permitting. All right, we can end it now. Cool. The show, that is, not our lives. Check out softcore history. Check out softcore. Dan, thanks for doing this on late notice.

Of course. I thought, you know, I had to step up. You're the host's stepped up. The rest of the group that I hit up was unable to do it. Nobody really responded. Ross and Barrett never gave a hard no or yes. They never said yes or no. They just were kind of like, ah, Dan did it.

I was hoping we'd have like three people. Yeah. We just have a real chaotic show. Randy would freak out. Randy would be like, oh, the cameras aren't ready for this many cast. It's definitely, they definitely are. You got to give me more notice because I got to. to adjust the cameras.

If we had five people, I don't think you're handling it. If you had five guests outside of me, I would just give up my mind. You couldn't contain the two of us today. I didn't want to contain you. Why would we contain? It's boys' day, you know?

Who do you be contained? Sorry, little mouth diarrhea there. It's all right. On that note, sweet fucking MLS jersey, bro. Thank you. Shout out to the Verde. Leastos.

Bye. Bye. Thank you.