Circling Back - Dudes With Signs & Yoga Journeys

Episode Date: February 8, 2021

Is the Monday after the Super Bowl the worst Monday of the year? Absolutely not because we just came through with a strong-ass episode. We discussed what we did This Weekend in Fun, did a non-sports breakdown of the Super Bowl, Will is revamping his yoga journey, and Brett's Breaking News. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (12:20) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (34:08) Non-Sports Super Bowl Breakdown (57:10) Will’s Yoga Journey Returns (1:02:38) Brett’s Breaking News Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (STELLA20 for 20% off) Cuts: www.cutsclothing.com/steam (15% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge. My name's will to freeze to my left Dylan shivery. Hey everybody glad to be here. I feel weirdly good about this week of content I have no reason to whatsoever. I just do. With the D-man out. Yeah. A lot of people are saying that we're really hitting our stride without him in here. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah. So, yeah, take your time, Dave. No, we miss him. We miss him. I need to meet Rhodes still. I know you have. I haven't done that yet. Dude, we'll get to that in a second, my man.

Okay. Hey, is it Chevery or shivery? I've. Shiv. Okay, that's what I've been saying, but then I got scared because I never introduced you that I was like, wait, is chevery, shivery? Is that why you never said my last name? Because you're not sure?

One time you told me that it was like, if you're cold, you're shivery. Shivery. Yeah. Dude, we've been friends for how many years now you just now ask me this question like chpverere yeah if i can do that if i can do that i'm a you're a real one in my eyes nothing about my last name makes sense i understand that but we say shiv yeah shivery how fast can you spell mcconaug m-c-c-o-n-o-u-g no wait gotta hit the a a i said o-u-g oh yeah i knew that i. No. Got to hit the A. A-U-G.

I said O-U-G? Oh, yeah. I knew that. I was just trying to go fast. Sound cool. That was one of those names that from working at PGP, you just naturally understood how you could type it. You could type it out as fast as your normal name because we were just talking about McConaughey at all times.

If I was typing, I would have crushed it. Gosh, we got Mr. Amazon over here, Brett Schmerriman. What's going on? What does that mean? Amazon responded to me last night. Yeah. I went micro. Did they follow you?

No, unfortunately. They want to sponsor us? I think they're good, honestly. Maybe Bezos' new thing, Blue Origin. What's that? That's his space, his rocket company. Imagine if we just get the rocket company. Yeah.

Just get the WASH Media logo on the side of a rocket Is he so jealous of Elon That he has to do his own thing? Yeah, I think so I have more money than I literally know how to spend What's the most things I can do? It's probably put somebody on the bar Think about it

If you were in the running To be one of the top three richest people In the world If you're in that running And the other dude next to you is like, yeah, I'm sending shit to space, you're like, fuck, all right. I got to start sending shit to space. I have to. The second Dave got a new car, I was like, all right, it's time for me to upgrade my car. We're just on a different level.

We're not sending shit to space. Right. Yeah, totally different level. It just is what it is. They'll probably do cars, too. Like Tesla and SpaceX? No, Tesla seems like it's been a beating for Elon. He's been working on this for so long,

and I still feel like it's just like things are going wrong left and right. Well, if space just didn't something, I wouldn't make that move if I had all that money. I would do something else, something tighter on Earth. It'd be tight to be the first one to Mars. Like, first one to Mars. But once that's, I mean, then we're like hundreds of years away from the next cool thing, right?

You can't put a man on Pluto. We're going to see someone on Mars in our lifetime, right? Oh, yeah. Like next 10 years? Absolutely, yeah. I don't know how that all works. Matt Damon's already been there. Yeah, I kind of forgot about that. That was a weird documentary.

So it was a big deal. Pretty successful for a documentary. Most, I kind of forgot about that. That was a weird documentary. So what's the big deal? Pretty successful for a documentary. Most of them don't do that well. He made like a little, he did crops and shit up there. Kind of tight. Grew his own shit. I didn't know he had such a green thumb. Or is it a red thumb?

That's so stupid. I was on my way in this morning, and I saw that at Wilmont, I was driving by on the chalkboard, that Dylan's no longer allowed there? Wait, what? What happened? Dylan might have gotten a little loose at Wilmont's over the weekend. Really? Yeah, we had a lot of people getting loose.

It turns out when you plan a Super Bowl party, a lot of clientele shows up and things get a little hazy in there. Oh, like a Super Bowl party. Yeah, there were a lot of clientele shows up and things get a little hazy in there. Oh, like a Super Bowl party. Yeah, there were a lot of lighter flicks. Just a big-ass bowl everybody was hitting off of. Well, the new rules in Austin of people being allowed to have a small amount of marijuana on them and stuff, it's not making the job at Wilmonds any easier. Sure.

Yeah. You got a note snapped from the Wilmonds account. What? What? They spelled your name wrong, but I would assume that they met you. What is this? On the Hello Wilmans account on Instagram. Oh, I still don't know who runs that account.

Oh. Shouts? Is it Brett that runs that account? That's more representative of just like a hierarchy at Wilmans. Why did I get banned? I don't know. It says, Dylan Chivary has been banned. He's spelled banned, B-A-N-D, from Wilmots.

We are also selling masks that Tide has personally made himself to benefit local charity. Details to come. Signed, Management. That's big for Tide. Great. The mask situation should go real well. Well, it's those. Oh, perfect.

Perfect. Okay, yeah. That makes sense that it would be a there'd be a bong attached to the mask cool cool cool cool cool cool cool very cool very cool what's going on over there you just you have a lot going you're moving you have dude it's tough it's just like it's it's just tough oversight is is all-time low it's brutal dear maria tell me in what are we doing today we got a we got an episode today. Where does today rank on your Mondays?

Like worst Mondays of the year. Is it even like a big thing anymore for you? We're old now. Like we're not going crazy. I did the very smart thing of not drinking yesterday. If I had a couple beers, it would have been much worse I think today. The anxiety just kicks off when you're a little bit hungover on a Monday. You know? But it's still not a good Monday.

It's a shit Monday. It's a bottom seven Monday of the year. Someone made a good point. I tweeted out something from Sunday Scaries today asking where this ranks on people's things. And someone said, why don't they just push the Super Bowl back so that people get President's Day off the next day? Real easy. It's not a bad idea, actually. I'm sure Andy Reid would love three weeks of prep versus two. the next day. Real easy. It's not a bad idea, actually.

I'm sure Andy Reid would love three weeks of prep versus two. He might want some back, yeah. It's literally, I mean, it's tailor-made. You don't even, just start the season a week later? And people that don't like sports, that's an all-time ski weekend all of a sudden. Super Bowl and President's Day. We're doing it. Man.

Should we get some programming notes out of the way before we dive into everything? I was going to go into my economic argument about Super Bowl Monday being off, but that's okay. What's the economic argument for that? It's like the dudes in college would be like, no, hear me out, hear me out, hear me out. If people are allowed to just get fucking plastered on Sunday night because they don't have work tomorrow, they'll spend more at liquor stores and shit, right? They'll spend more on pizzas. So they don't have to be worried about Monday morning. And then, dude, the productivity level is so low on Monday morning anyway because you're a hungover fuck.

You're actually losing billions of dollars. Yeah, and then you have to redo the work. So you're essentially just paying your employees twice a month. I don't know if that holds water. That's just – I'm like a 22-year-old economics guy. No, I know you're not speaking for yourself. I just, okay.

I don't think it holds water. I'm just trying to think my way through it. I don't think it's really going to tip the scales. It's more like you can have 20 beers instead of seven beers

yesterday afternoon. Or just move it to Saturday instead of Sunday. To do that too. I never want to drink during the Super Bowl. Never. I front-loaded my beers to the first half last night. Cracking your first beer on a Sunday evening is just...

Gives me the willies. What's that supposed to fucking mean? I don't know. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. That seems rude. I'm sorry I said. All right, let's get some programming notes out of the way.

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video dropping soon if you want to know exactly when that comes out just go match this this week maybe today maybe tomorrow maybe fr. We don't know. No, definitely in the next couple days. Okay. We'll see. Unless it's trash. We're going to just... Yeah, we still need to review the video, so we might just get rid of it completely.

It'd be hard to say. Is this the one that Dude Perfect's going to appear in? Dude. Can we just pay hashtag under the table to retweet the video from the Dude Perfect account? What if he did it at like 1 a.m. when they were all asleep and he deleted it at like 6 a.m.

before they all woke up? They would never know what happened. We'd have a ton of new European listeners. Would Dude Perfect wake up and check their Reddit page

the next day and have a bunch of people being like, dude, why'd they retweet these guys? Could they even do that kind of shit? I don't know.

Do they have a Reddit of people that just are hypercritical of them? Probably. Yeah. There's a bunch of 11 much 11 year olds in there just talking trash i love that dude i could do this i could do the shot uh should we do a video where we just try to recreate some of their like like in-house shots i feel like we could i feel like we could try i couldn't do any of this stuff today i don't think i could either i don't know how they do that shit. It would take me like a month of just trying to pull one of those shots off.

I think we should all choose one and give ourselves a month to do it and see if we can do it. That'd be pretty funny. I think we should all choose one thing that we can do. Be funny. Also, watchmedia.shop. Go check it out. Yeah. We also have a beautiful Patreon schedule this week.

You ready for this beautiful tuesday bachelor r&b radio tuesday voicemails friday you can get in and out for just five bucks i want a loaded week i want to thank all the patrons out there we love the patrons if you're a mother of three who graduated in 2009 i want to thank you for taking some money out of that that hard-earned money out of your paycheck and paying us either $5 or $10 a month. Yes. We just love y'all out there. Very well said.

Y'all are the best. Also, that's it. Can I break some news? Mm-hmm. We have more Reddit subscribers than Dude Perfect. Let's go. No. Yeah.

It would appear that they don't do much on Reddit. We don't either. Our people just do it. Yeah. I know. I'm saying that they're- Do we have more dedicated fan base than Dude Perfect? Should we flex on them?

Yeah. Should we do a post being like, more Reddit followers than Dude Perfect? Yeah. I don't hate that. I will give a special shout out to Hashtag Chad, because Hashtag Chad had something massive happen to him this weekend. Are you aware of this? I don't think so.

Hashtag went from 19.8K followers this weekend to 20,000 followers the ground wow big shouts but he got that dude perfect ball no he that's not even what ended up doing it which is mind-blowing do you know what did it for him zire golf from pound for pound for me the best golf meme account out there i don't i don't even know what this account is it's a private account so you probably don't see much of it on your feed because they're private. But it's the best golf meme account out there by far. But they did a post featuring one of Hashtag's tweets. Oh, really?

Hashtag and I used to have a very similar Instagram following. He's since taken the lead. You got that dude perfect. Boom! I'm telling you. He and I always used to go back and forth like, alright, we're doing this. How you doing over there? Damn. Yeah.

Well, good for him. Yeah, good for him. We'll deal with him at some point. It's really inevitable. Yeah. Let's do like a meat smoker's thing. We'll do perfect. That's fine.

Okay. Okay. Smoking trick shots. Trade your money or something like that. It works for me. Let's recap this weekend in fun. Ooh, should we do the theme music? Do you want a little theme song?

Yeah, please. Lord have mercy on Bethel. That's not the theme music. Well, it depends what we're doing. It kind of works, though. All right, Dylan. Dylan, what did you get into this weekend? Thanks for asking, Will.

Friday, big night at the Chivalry Household. Guys night. Me and Parks had a little, a total, okay, every now and then I tell him, hey, we're going to stay up late tonight. Do a little summer party. He gets so excited. What's late for him? It's like the best thing ever.

Late for him, well, his bedtime's 8. Straight. When we get to 9, that's late night territory. But, you know, he probably went to bed at like 9.45 on Friday, maybe 10 even. Damn. Got a little crazy with it. That's crazy. What age do you get from the bump from like 8 o'clock bedtime to 9 o'clock?

I don't know. I remember when Jackass used to air at 10 o'clock on MTV, I remember thinking like, man, I'm already pushing it by getting to stay up until 10. Convincing my parents to let me do 10.30 just feels reckless. 10, convincing my parents to let me do 10.30 just feels reckless. Yeah, I don't know when we'll give him a bump on the old bedtime sitch. I might just tell him next time I see him. I might just be like, dude, Dylan said that you get to stay up late now.

You're going to see Dylan? It's like the equivalent of a raise for a child. It's like, dude, I'm going to get that bump. Oh, yeah. So I told him, like, I dropped him off at school Friday morning. I was like, dude, we're staying up late tonight. Late. We're watching a movie.

We're making popcorn. And, dude, he was so excited. I picked him up from school. First thing he said was like, dude, we're staying up late tonight. He actually does call me dude now sometimes. It's kind of funny. He said, we're staying up late tonight. I said, you bet your ass we are, Parks. You told him that.

You said, you bet your ass. I didn't say ass, but I said. Was he like, you can say that. You're fine. I said, you're dang right we are, Parks. You told him that. You said, you bet your ass. I didn't say ass, but I said- Was he like, you can say that. You're fine. I said, you're dang right we are. Anyway, we stayed up late for him. For me, no. I poured like a fat glass of wine.

I had maybe three sips before my eyes started getting heavy. I fell asleep at 9.30, folks. I love that, Dylan. I love that for you. I haven't done this since I was probably 12 years old. Man. 9.30, I was asleep. It was incredible.

Okay. Yeah, we had a little slumber party action. We watched, he picked it. He picked Soul, which I know is an animated movie, but it's very grown up. He was into it. I was trying to explain to him what was going on. He was like, I've seen this before. I'm like, oh, okay.

Do you know what's happening? He goes, yeah. But I don't think he really does. Dude, if I'm being honest, I wasn't really sure what was happening when I watched Soul. It's pretty complex. Very existential. And he's five.

It was a lot for him. But he was into it. Has he seen Inside Out? What's that? It's another Pixar movie. And it's very similar to Soul in terms of the kind of more abstract topics that they breach for children.

But it'll make you cry yeah you gotta you gotta go with the box of kleenex to that one i think he just liked all the colors in the movie colors were popping i heard he's a big jazz guy he's been listening to scaries lately he's super into it he loves jazz i was thinking about hooking him up with like a spotify loves the sax big sax guy he's like dude dylan dylan's faves or dylan faves is just trash he's like i need more jazz in my rotation. There's too much Drake on that, Dad. He's like, what the fuck?

Drake? Anyway, Saturday he went to his mom's. And then Saturday night we got a little Mets dinner off. The squad went off. And, boy, let me tell you, the weather was absolutely perfect. We had a little patio situation. They had a heater going next to us. It was cool outside. It was perfect. We got a little messy. We had a little patio situation. They had a heater going next to us. It was cool outside.

It was perfect. We got a little messy. We got a little messy. The martinis were flowing. Mexican martinis, that is. Can I get ahead of the story? Are you about to trash Matt's right now? I'd like to apologize to everybody

for spilling the tail end of my Mexican martini. I didn't even know that happened until video footage was released. I'm not a flair bartender. A lot of people think I am because I did attend the 2016 flair bartending championships with Dave Ruff in Dallas, Texas. But unfortunately, we didn't get to take any classes on flair bartending or anything like that.

I'm still working on a lot of my tricks. And so, yeah, I did spill the tail end of that. Luckily for me, it was not a hard cleanup for the wait staff or the bus boys. We didn't have to worry about that as we had a graded table outside. And I think I actually spilled onto a plate or something. Well, what you got to know is that's a move you can only pull inside because outside you got wind shear. And if you look at the still image of you pouring it and missing it, the wind had clearly taken it about four inches off course.

And that's why you missed a cup. I mean, it was your fault, but it's also the wind. Mother Nature was just like, turn it up. Yeah. Like, let's get him. Watching that back, you notice that Caroline sticks her hand out to start catching the martini. I was like, that's a move.

She wanted it. She was like, no, don't let it go to waste. Well, you only get two. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do was like, that's a move. She wanted it. She was like, no, don't let that go to waste. Well, you only get two. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do we want to talk about that? Like, I mean, I've been slandering Matt's pretty hard lately. That guy was brand new.

He had to be. He was trying to get a stick to the book. We had a new waiter, and I'm a rule follower myself. I like following rules just as much as anybody. I've always been scared to break the rules. Not me. I'm a bad boy. But we had a relatively new waiter, and he implemented a rule that I was told existed before the first time i ever went to matt's but i had never actually seen

it implemented before and he told us that unfortunately we cannot have more than two mexican martinis he said there are three and a half shots per martini to be fair they're strong like two is plenty it's plenty at the time Will was not pleased at that. I don't it wasn't that I wasn't pleased I didn't necessarily want or need three. I just don't like having rules

put on me at restaurants. Yeah. You didn't want more than two until you were told you can't have more than two. I was not happy about the rule but what I was more unhappy about is when we asked for a heater

to get turned on he said he couldn't do it until 7 p.m. And it was 6.30 at the time. And then while he was explaining to us why he couldn't do it a manager came up unknowing of the conversation that we were having and they were like they're like hey do you guys want this heater on it was like yes actually we do that'd be great thanks yeah thank you embarrassing moment for the waiter though i know it was a tough scene for him how'd you tip him you got the points for that meal do you tip tip him okay? I gave him 20%. Okay, good.

Good. That's kind of baseline for me, no big deal. We're in a pandemic. Yeah. I've been tipping heavy in the pandemic on small stuff.

Oh, yeah. You got to take care of your service industry, folks. Got to. A great night, though. I had a lot of fun. Absolutely. We even got a beer afterward,

which was totally unnecessary, but we did it anyway. Walked over to the Spoke. That was before. Yeah, that was after. Yep. Not much going on. Walked over to the Spoke. That was before. Yeah, that was after. Yep. Not much going on there. Somebody went to a different bar next door.

Good times. Going to the next place was the perfect situation. We had the patio all to ourselves. Didn't have anyone in sight. Perfect. Then watched the Super Bowl, or the first half anyway, with Will and Micah and their significant Sig-Oths. It was a good time.

Our Sig-O-Bitties Our sig-o-bitties? Sig-o-bitties? Your bubba-bubba-batty significant others? Man, I don't know if they want to be called that. Yeah, I'm sorry. Yeah, I'd like you to apologize to my sig-o. I apologize. Thank you.

What'd you get into, Brett? Thursday, tried a new sushi spot. Really? Yep. Just a sushi junai. Omikase. We didn't do the omikase menu. What's an omikase menu?

That's when you leave it up to the chef. That feels reckless. And expensive. So we didn't do that. We just went a little more adventurous than I usually do. Okay. It's not like I do at California or like cream cheese roll. Well, you're new to the sushi game.

Yeah, I'm new. You're relatively green when it comes to it. Yeah, so I did. It was some sort of spicy tuna tempura hole situation. It was good. So highly recommend Sushi Junai. I'm a Cassie. So that was Thursday.

Thursday, Friday, I did something that I should have done a long time ago, and I went to the Grove Wine Bar. You've never been there? Never. It's good. So we were out. Caroline and I like to go look at unrealistic houses. Love that move.

Yeah. So Friday afternoon, it was a perfect day out, perfect weather. We were just kind of jetting around, and they have a good patio out by the Lakeway Grove Wine Bar. And I did some. This is a little Austin hack for you guys out there. They do a wine flight at happy hour. Three glasses of wine for $18.

That feels like a good deal. That's a lot of wine. And they're supposed to be like sippers. Like you're supposed to try the wine out. Not out at Lakeway. They're full ass pours out there. Oh, you went to Lakeway Wine. Yeah.

I used to frequent that one. I lived out there. It's tight. The view there is fantastic. The one? Yeah. I used to frequent that one. I lived out there. It's tight. The view there is fantastic. The view is unbelievable. Sally and I did this one time. It was actually, it was like one of the first places we went to. We weren't intending to go there, but it was one of the first places we went to when restaurants

were opening back up again. And we were like, well, it looks pretty slow in there. We can probably go hit the patio. Yeah. We were like, let's split a, let's do one of the rosé flights that are talked about. And we got it. And we were like, oh, this is way too much rosé for two people right now. Yeah.

We should have just had one. I'm very, very happy with three glasses of wine for $18 at a relatively nice situation. Yeah. It's not bad either. A little bruschetta? Bruschetta? Bruschetta. Bruschetta.

I've never known how to say it. I've always said bruschetta, but that can't be right, right? Me too. Really dope tomato jam situation out there. Bruschetta. I've never known how to say it. I've always said bruschetta, but that can't be right, right? Me too. Really dope tomato jam situation out there. Okay. You know the difference between jam and jelly is? No, tell me. There's a dirty punchline to this if you want to take it there.

No, the tomato, it's a little more, it's a little saltier when they have the vinegar or two. Anyway. Whatever, dude. We did mats on Saturday. Had a blast. That was an awesome mats outing. Very, very. We did mats on Saturday. Had a blast. That was an awesome mats outing. Very, very solid mats outing. Anytime Micah sits down and basically like matadors his napkin, ready to just go off.

Micah dabs twice before the waiter even approached the table for the first time. I was like, yeah, it's on. I was happy that you were counting his dabs. Yeah. He was going dab crazy. It was also beautiful that our table was ready the second our car pulled in. It was just like, yes, we're living right now. It was a night.

We had to do some gymnastics to get there because initially we did either way, inside or outside. And then the squad was like, well, let's leave. It was too nice. We had to go out. We had to go outside. So I had to get back with the table. I got there first. Little conversation with him. I said, we're going to go out. We had to go out. So I had to get back with the table. I got there first. A little conversation with him.

I said, we're going to go outside only. What's the wait? 45 to an hour. OK, fine. We'll wait. Seven minutes later, our table's ready. Oh, yeah. And as we get the text, Dylan fires off a hurry text.

Because you have to have your whole party there, if you don't know. You have to have your whole party there. And I't know. You have to have your whole party there. And I was like, oh, fuck, this is going to be gymnastics. Here comes the whole squad. Will and Micah and their sigouts just rolled up right away. Sometimes things just work out. What'd you do for the Super Bowl? I did a little self-day with Caroline.

We just hung out at the crib all day. What's up with you backed out on your world-famous buffalo chicken dip, my guy? Yeah, you're not wrong. You mentioned that the hangover contributes to that decision. That's certainly part of it. You pivoted from something that you were going to make to something that you got delivered, and that just reeked of you being hungover. Yeah, and it's certainly part of that. Part two was when you go a pound of queso the night before,

you're kind of, you scratch the melted cheese itch. I'll say that much. So it just kind of felt like a lot to do because we still wanted to do – Via was always the plan. But we felt like Buffalo Chicken Dip plus Via in a day was going to be over the top. It was going to be over the top. So we went with some H-E-B pork potstickers instead. Ooh. Really, really good. Pan fried them when we got back.

I love that. Phenomenal. And we got Via, but it wasn't free unfortunately even though i told them you know i i am the detroit style pizza influencer boston yeah did you show them like hey uh this is this is my article from the new york post i did i did um they were having none of it but you did we did the move we ordered it at like 2.30, dentist time, to pick up for a five situation. That never slips by you. No. Never.

I don't know why it's ingrained in my head. It was a joke that someone told me. I literally remember where I was the first time I heard it. I was at daycare, and I remember thinking, like, that's pretty good. That's pretty good. 2.30. You get it? You get it, yeah.

Yeah, do you understand why? Right. Tooth hurts, go to the dentist. Tooth hurting. No, You get it? You get it, yeah. Yeah, do you understand why? Right, 2.30, go to the dentist. 2.30. No, I got it. They sound like almost the exact same. Right, right. Yeah, that's why it's cool. Man.

Dude, your boy did something big on Thursday. I think it's a solid weekend for everybody. Yeah, hit us. I did something on Thursday that I was very happy about. You did the omakase menu. No, I did not do the omakase menu. But Dave and Alyssa Ruff, I'm not sure if you guys are familiar with them. Dave is a former host of this podcast.

Alyssa is his wife? Yeah. Yeah. I had the pleasure of bringing barbecue over to their place, and I got to meet Baby Rhodes. Oh. Well, number one, what barbecue place? Number two, how was Rhodes? Well, I'm glad you went with the most important question first.

We went to Terry Black's. Got a family pack that feeds six to eight, and I can say that we did not need the family pack that fed six to eight. So Dave and Alyssa had hella leftovers. Is Rhodes crushing ribs yet? Dude, it's weird. How old are kids when they start talking? Oh, gosh.

It's like actual words. Man, it's been a minute. But sometime before they turned two So it seems like Between one and two Rhodes shouldn't have been talking correct? Uh no It was weird

The second I saw him He was like Well come here And he like He brought me all close in He was like hey Like Dave won't do this But can you ask Dorn what his deal is?

Oh damn He said that? And I was like dude I can absolutely do that He said that? Yeah Yeah He's apparently been a huge backer for the past nine months.

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Oh, really? Yeah. He's been trying to catch up on back episodes while we're in between episodes. But yeah, he's a big fan. He loves Dorne. He's a big Dorne fan.

Well, as most people are. It makes sense. Maybe we'll try to get him to leave some voicemails. Yeah. I don't know. Yeah, that'd be great, really. It'd be cool. It'd be cool.

And then, yeah, Friday. I didn't do anything Friday. Friday I was very tired for some reason, and I actually went to bed earlier than you, Dylan. I remember the last time I looked at my phone on Friday, it was 845, and the next morning I had texts from 901. And, yeah, I was fast asleep. Your boy was out. Damn. Saturday, as you know, is for the boys. Well, yeah. Your boy was out. Damn. Saturday, as you know, is for the boys. Well, yeah.

So we ran wild. I don't think I need to reiterate anything that went on. Did you pre-beers at all? I did pre-beer. Last time that got a little dicey. I had a boredom beer out of boredom. Yep. And I had a boredom beer before we went, and I thought about cracking a second one, but

I was like, well. Lager of the late? Christmas party. No, your boy was actually sipping on some Anchor Steams. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. I've been a big fan of those lately. They changed.

They're rebranded, though. The rebrand sucks. I don't know what you're talking about. Have you seen the Anchor Steam rebrand? All my cans are the old ones. Oh. And I'm very happy about it. And you are going to hate this.

Ugh. Don't tell me. Oh, that's not good no no they had a fire yeah that's not what mine looked like i'm gonna have to send an email to them and be like hey i as a san francisco native who lived there for six months uh i would appreciate if you changed back and then yes sorry for ruining that. No, it's okay. They ruined it. You don't have to apologize. And, yeah, Sunday. Sunday, woke up feeling a little dusty in the morning, I have to say. Those Mexican martinis, they really hit me pretty hard.

And, yeah, we just squatted up. Got some Sicilian pizza from a little place called Bufalina. Added a little barbecue chicken onto that order. Got a barbecue chicken pizza as well. I didn't have one of those slices. I don't think you would have liked it because the barbecue sauce was very sweet. But it was a limited edition pizza, which is why we went with it. They never do a barbecue chicken pizza there.

And we're like, you know what? Let's get crazy for the Super Bowl. Let's get this barbecue chicken pizza. I do want to give a special shout out to Micah. He made a hell of a Caesar salad last night. I skipped out on the Caesar. What's your problem, dude? I don't know, man.

Did you have a Sicilian piece? One of the thick boys? You just went wings. I had a thick boy. Was that the Sicilian? Yeah. Oh, okay. I had one of those.

Yeah. Straight from Sicily, the homeland. Yeah, that was thick. Not going to lie, I didn't know what Sicilian was until I ordered it. That was mad thick. It was stupid thick. Yeah. She was a thick girl. That was too thick. It was stupid thick. Yeah. She was a thick girl.

It was too thick. Too thick. You think it was too thick? I think it might have been too thick, too. It was too thick. It was thick enough that you could get your mouth over it to take a bite, but as you crunched down, you could feel the pizza going up against my beard, and I was like, oh, I don't like this.

I took a full shower after. After halftime, I just went and took a shower. Because of the pizza? Yeah, I took a full shower after. After halftime, I just went and took a shower. Because of the pizza? Yeah, I had to wash my beard. You couldn't just wash your face? You took a full shower? What's wrong with you? It's so much easier to wash your beard in the shower than it is in the sink.

All I do is just I go in, I just lather it all up, and then I just stand in front of the shower and let it just... Do you shampoo your beard? Just not every day. I do it after Peloton rides. See, me, I don't have enough facial hair to like... You're probably fine. I just use soap.

You're probably fine. Face soap. Yeah. No. I have to... I will heavily shampoo it after a Peloton ride when I'm like sweating, sweating. And then I'll just let the water just like smack me in the face for like a minute straight. But I think I'm going to shave it.

No, you're not. You've been saying that, dude. No, I have been thinking that I might trim it down to being a very short beard for a little bit and grow it out a little bit more just to reduce the volume a little bit and have a little bit of a reset. What if you have just a dope jawline hiding under there after losing all this weight? Dude, I know. Have you seen Elon Musk's jawline evolution in his life? I saw this post on Reddit. People were like, dude, where did Elon get this jawline hiding under there after losing all this weight. Dude, I know. Have you seen Elon Musk's jawline evolution in his life? I saw this post on Reddit and people were like, dude, where did

Elon get this jawline from? And I have to know. I need to become the richest man in the world so I can get a new jawline like Elon. Maybe he had work done. I mean, he's got all that Bitcoin now. He got hair plugs. He used to be pretty thin up top. I don't need hair plugs, though. Look at this. No, no, no.

Eric Church had some very solid hair plugs last night. Did he? Yeah. It looked almost natural. You could still tell, but pretty good. Good for him. Springsteen. I noted last night that we have the same hairline, me and Eric.

You see? It's similar. Yeah. It's similar. I'll give you more credit in the power alleys. I got some alleys, but I've always had them. It's just I have natural alleys. Okay.

You know? Your hair is going to age well because you're never going to lose it all. Well, it's gotten thinner. Really? A little bit. But I got pretty good hair in the jeans, the family. Yeah. Should we move on?

Anything else on the closing thoughts for the weekend? Well, I thought his performance was dog shit, but we'll get to that. Wait, what? I thought it was really good. Dude, let's talk about cuts first. Fellas, it's 2021. You guys aware of that? Uh-huh.

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We'll just be setting up Randy's profile. Swiping? Yeah. Swap. Swap right on Randy. I want to know how many noties you're getting. I want to get this thing going. What's the deal with Hinge?

Is there a special thing on Hinge that you – what differentiates Hinge from the other dating apps? It's much more about who you are as opposed to just what you look like. Okay. Like a full bio of your interests. Do you want kids? All that kind of stuff. So it's not like smash or pass? It's a little bit more like your interests, like do you want kids, all that kind of stuff. So it's not like smash or pass?

It's a little bit more in-depth, yeah. That's probably good. It's a dating app. It's not a hookup app. Like, you know, Tinder is like a hookup app. That's the way I look at it. People may disagree and that's fine. What's Bumble?

Bumble puts the power in the ladies' hands, right? Yeah. Love that. There's no swiping on Hinge. It's like you just hit like or X. So it's a little bit, you know. Do you have a limited number of people per day on Hinge? That was Hinge's original business model.

When I first downloaded Hinge, you got 10 swipes a day. I'm not on it enough to test the limits of it, so I can't answer that question. I was on it for two days, so I don't really know. I'm not. I'm just not there was an ad for for your thing last night Raya the last dragon oh I'm not a waiting list I told you this shit what yeah they sent me a sent me a note either said we have reviewed your application and we have decided to place you on a

waiting list come on yeah I guess the one wants to endorse me I don't know how this shit works dude I'll endorse you I'm on Raya to endorse me I don't know how this shit works dude I'll endorse you I'm on Raya no you're not I'm on it for business reasons yeah it's like BFF this is a sport I know okay just making sure yeah and I'm scouting Raya I don't like being on dating apps man speaking of scouts shows like a hard reset for me, you know? Is it a terrible thing? Yeah.

No, but you got to have all the tools at your disposal. You're a five-tool player. No, no. I mean, no. It works. That's why I'm, like, doing it. Do you have five tools? It's just I hate, like, you know.

I mean, I don't want to start. It's just starting over. It's just like hate like you know I mean I don't want to start it's just starting over. It's just like I'm 37 and I hate doing this shit. You're 37? Like hey what are you into?

Oh yeah. You don't want a small talk. How old is Tom Brady? 43. Man. If you won a Super Bowl every year until you were

43 you still wouldn't have as many Super Bowls as Tom Brady. His life is probably a little bit more fulfilling than mine is at this point. He's not on any dating apps

because he's married to one of the most famous supermodels that ever existed. Yeah. Pretty cool. Good career. Solid family life. You know,

plenty of money. He's doing all right. Your golf game is better. Very good looking. What? You have a better golf game than he does. Oh, I don't think that's true.

I don't know. Based on his performance. I'm about to give up on golf for good. Really? Yeah, I don't really enjoy it anymore. Shut up. I really don't.

Can we talk Super Bowl? You don't have to go to Cabot, I guess. I just play golf so I can hang out with friends, pretty much. That's the reason I do it. We can get Drew. Let's talk Super Bowl. Let's do the non-sports Super Bowl breakdown from circling back. We're going to leave everything else with too much debt.

Okay. Fair. Where do you guys want to start? We have the weekend Dude With Sign commercials. Rum up Peter's pants. Can you run back your beef with Dude With Sign? Dude, what's up with Dude With Sign? I don't like Dude With Sign.

I know, but I don't know why. Was there an incident? Well, he gained popularity by just taking other people's funny quips, quotes, and putting it on a sign. It's like, oh, quotes, and putting it on a sign. It's like, oh, this is a unique angle to like a viral tweet or whatever. But he didn't come up with any of it on his own. Okay.

So he's like a slightly more creative fat Jew. Got it. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. Just other people's shit. But he's associated with Fuck Jerry, which the Fuck Jerry guys are like notoriously terrible. Oh, they're the same. Yeah.

Same vein. They're terrible. They're riding same vein. They're terrible. They're riding the same wave. Capitalizing on other people's humor. Right. And or pyramid schemes. Yeah, and the reason I don't like it is because he just takes tweets that would never do numbers at all. And because he's writing these really mediocre tweets onto a piece of fucking cardboard,

and then he gets promoted by Fuck Jerry, all of a sudden he's like this viral sensation with seven million followers like tell me how if i tweeted this how many i might just start i might just schedule out a bunch of tweets from dude with sign and see how see what kind of numbers they do tell me how many how many likes this would get if i tweeted this charcuterie boards are just expensive lunchables you get 12 likes on that. Yeah. Like, cool, dude. No one's ever said that before. Like, that's so lame. On, let's see.

This was on December, of course, the one that I clicked takes forever to load. On December 10th, dude with signs said, Home Alone is the best Christmas movie. Wait, what? That's sick, dude. Okay. One of his signs last night said, like, I don't want the NFL season to end. Okay.

He posted one last night that said, Hi, Mom. I'm at the Super Bowl. Cool. He did get that Bud Light bag though. So, okay. Was he holding a Bud Light? He had a sign that said

like when life gives you lemons make Bud Light lemonade. So he had the seltzer? Yeah. Gotcha. He had one that said you can't call shotgun until you see the car.

Oh man. I said that at Taco Bell every fucking day in 2003. Loser. Loser. It just killed me last night to see him. It wasn't even a commercial.

He got the in-game treatment. Well, it was a sponsored spot. I know, but that's a much better spot than having a commercial, in my opinion. More people had their eyes on it. Even though there were commercials last night i still was on my phone a decent amount during some of those commercials oh absolutely

did you see during the national anthem or maybe maybe it was the the pre like america the beautiful but somebody was in the front row holding like their bootleg random seltzer this guy just this guy like a notchford button down just sitting there like he knew he was on tv and he didn't want to pay for shit so he smuggled in his little like moscow mule seltzer whatever brand and him and his wife were holding it like front and center in their seats and i was like okay guy okay guy wait you think that it was his brand it had to be. Huh. It had to be. I totally missed that. I saw. I almost rewound and got like, okay, dude, get yours. Speaking of seltzers, did you see our boys over at Vizzy are coming at the neck of White Claw today?

Oh, hell yeah. I love it. Hell yes. They added White Claw today with the weekend, Jeff, and they just said, White Claw looking for its antioxidant vitamin C. Great tweet from Vizzy. It is. It is a great tweet from Vizzy.

The weekend meme, it's somehow less than 24 hours in. It's already been played out. It was played out before the game ended last night, Josh. Oh, yeah. I can't do much more of it. I can't. You knew the second it happened that that was going to be the meme, though. It's not great.

You always just know during the halftime Super Bowl. Oh, my God, Will. Use your words. During the halftime Super Bowl performance, you always know there's going to be that one moment that's the meme moment. And the second he started doing the camera in front of him, it's like, yep, there it is. That's it.

Yep. Twitter was just horrendous last night. How do we feel about the Super Bowl halftime performance, Brett? I thought it was trash. Why? Because it started trash. And so even though he had a better ending with the people on the field, I thought that was cool.

The start was so bad that it was a hole that he couldn't dig out of. What are you talking about? I thought the production, the wall thing was terrible. I thought his voice was terrible until they started auto-tuning him for the super popular song. You needed that from the first second.

I wholeheartedly disagree. I thought it was a really good halftime show. He played the hits, which is what you got to do. It's all he did is the hits. He got in, he got out, and he played everything we wanted to hear. And he's just a damn good musician. He's a star boy.

And the last little part where he was on the field, I thought was great because I've been to one. I'm not trying to brag here. I've been to one that didn't compare to what The Weeknd did. It was JT on a stage at one little tiny section of the stadium and he didn't branch out. He just performed to basically 1,000 people that was directly in front of him and it sounded

like trash. The visuals were terrible. This was so much better on every level. I think being outside naturally enhances the Super Bowl show and what you can do. Because the fact that they were just shooting fireworks off the entire show, it made it more exciting for me. I was like, all right, we got fireworks.

Yeah, the coolest part of the Timberlake show that I saw was just on our seats we were given these little lights to put on our fingers. Like before the game even started. So halftime they just turned on and we like all held them up. It was like kind of stupid. I could see all held them up. It was kind of stupid. I could see you being too cool for that. It was fine, but it was like, you know, whatever. That was the highlight. Actually, I still have the little lights.

The finger lights? Yeah, little rubber bands on your finger. Anyway. Cool, dude. Any other flexes? Did you get anything free at the Masters that you want to talk about right now? Was there a halftime show there? Well, the whole trip was free.

That part was cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. At least you want to talk about right now? Was there a halftime show there? Well, the whole trip was free. That part was cool. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. At least you went to the Minnesota one. It was negative 20 the whole time. It was very, very cool. Yeah. Would you have rather gone to Tampa Bay? No.

That's a part of the country that I would not normally go to. Tampa Bay? No, Minnesota. Had I not had a reason to go. It was fine. Minneapolis is a cool city. I not had a reason to go. Like, it was fine. Minneapolis is a cool city. But I would have no reason to go without that, you know? I wanted The Weeknd to just bring one person out, at least.

A cameo there would have done a lot for me because there was no talk of cameos beforehand. And, like, I just wanted one or two more people out there performing. It just would have been awesome. Does The Weeknd have any notorious collabs? He has to have a lot, right? I feel like he's been the feature on a lot of people's, but he knew it was all about him. So he really spent $7 million out of his own pocket

for this halftime show? I thought it was the house. I don't understand why. Why is he coming out of his own pocket for this? Well, I kind of understand the mentality behind doing that that it's like hey if i have the money like and i'm only going to do one super bowl halftime show my entire life i want to make sure that mine is like crazy above and beyond wild and like i will be known for that but i didn't think anything last night no one's going to remember like anything specific about his halftime performance other than the meme at this point yeah no it was

it was funny how polarizing it was i think kfc front of the program put out a poll um with enough votes like it would you could use it as in for research purposes it was like literally 50 50 yes no like i liked it i didn't like it i liked it i did i liked it i didn't love it i liked it. I didn't like it. I liked it. I liked it. I didn't love it. I liked it. I enjoyed last year's more. Usually I'm on Twitter for these things. Who was last year? Shakira, Shakira. Oh, yeah. Those hips just do not lie.

And J-Lo. That's the cool thing about it. Very truthful hips. Yeah. The weekend's hips were just... You can't trust them. They were talking out of school the entire time last night. Bullshit.

I thought he was going to be weirder. But he kind of just did his show. I thought he was going to have some message or do the face thing, but he just kind of sang. Yeah. Which I did appreciate. Yeah.

Yeah. But I didn't love, the first half for me dug a hole too deep. And by that, I buried my head on Twitter. Any commercial takes? Amazon's horny. Who knew Amazon was horny? I missed this one. Like,

horny enough that I gasped during it. Like, they dropped a, it's so wet in here, in reference to like a woman looking at Michael B. Jordan. Oh, that one. I get it. I mean, have you seen Michael B. Jordan? He's a snack.

He is an absolute snack. He's a handsome man. But it's just for – I mean, that's Jeff Bezos on the way out being like, let's do the commercial this year. Let's turn Alexa into a hot-ass dude. Bezos just leaves the situation. All of a sudden, Amazon's just shooting from the hip. Love it.

The situation? Like from Jersey Shore? Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Snooki actually got a little Super Bowl commercial love last night. Who did? Snooki.

Oh, yeah. She was in one early. I enjoyed the Will Ferrell GM commercial. That was a standout one for me. I will say what ruined it is GM's new logo. Yeah. What's up with that?

I didn't get that. Why did they say we're coming for you, like Sweden or Norway? Is that like a Volvo shot? I don't get that. Why did they say we're coming for you like Sweden or Norway? Is that like a Volvo shot? I don't know. It was about electric vehicles. Yeah. I just feel like

Sweden, Norway and stuff like I feel like they're very like pretty tame places. They're like we don't want any smoke. Yeah, they didn't want the smoke. Yeah, they don't want controversy.

They're like no, we're kind of just chilling up here. They got Will Ferrell chirping at him. That's a good person to have a beef with though. He's a funny man.

What if GM had chosen like washed media to come after him? We would have been like, this is great. Yeah, for sure. Any publicity is good publicity. We need a controversy soon. Controversy? I thought the recipe right now for Super Bowl commercials seems to be shitty storyline commercial, throw in a

celebrity or two, and rinse and repeat pandemic times though pandemic times but what like you're still getting just random celebrities in your career i don't know that's the thing you have to rely on celebrities for the commercials these days i thought there was there was one last night that stood out for its simplicity and it was the uh the guys that did like the the very similar Shave Club branding, where he was just like Dr. Squatch or something like that. Yeah, but that commercial sucked.

I thought it was good because it was like, literally, okay, here's our product. Here's using the product. Here's what it does for you. Instead of some Drake saying State Farm is there. Drake? I don't know. You know what commercial I hated that seemed to be getting love was the guy from Seinfeld, Jason Alexander, and his like tied commercial. Yes.

The like wash his face off. I don't know. I didn't get that one. Why does he look like that now? He had some work done. He looked weird. He looked weird. Yeah.

You were probably going to tink you off at that point. Or driving home after a halftime show. No, because I saw it and you were definitely, I left minutes after you, seconds even. I can't feel my face when I'm with you. Wow,

that was really good. Thank you. I think he's done cocaine before, it's safe to say. The Weeknd. This was a question that came up last night.

Who likes cocaine more, The Weeknd or Bruno Mars? Bruno got popped? Yeah, Bruno got in trouble for it. Really? I thought he just ran off life. There are rumors that Bruno Mars just loves cocaine.

It doesn't shock me. No, have you seen his live performances? They're electric. Yeah. If you don't like Bruno Mars, then there's something wrong with you. He's an entertainer. He's fun. Yeah, he is.

I love how tiny he is, too. It makes me like him more. We love our short kings. I want him to pop out of my pocket in a zoot suit and just start performing. It's not going to happen. You don't think that? He's not going to fit in your pocket. You don't think that I can fit Bruno Mars in my pocket?

Are you still selling zooted suits at Wilmot? I don't even know what that means. What does zooted mean? Like blast? Oh, when you're zooted? at Wilmot? I don't even know what that means. What does zooted mean? Like blast. Oh, when you're zooted? Yeah. We might have to. Zooted?

You've never heard zooted? Mm-mm. Have you never heard zooted? No. Oh, zooted was like if you get way too high, you're like, Will's zooted right now. That's a word I've never heard before. Really? I've been to a zoot suit riot.

You haven't. Threw back a bottle of beer. This is one of those moments where I just need Dave here so I can just do like a big bad voodoo daddy bit for like the next 10 minutes. Or we could just skip it if you want. That's cool too. What'd you hit?

No one will know because I had the volume down, unfortunately. Did Romo pee his pants? Is that what happened? I think Romo might have peed his pants a little bit. A little dribble? He didn't shake enough. Look, that's happened to all of us. Absolutely.

And especially with suit pants, dude. You have to get that final shake in when you're wearing suit pants. Classic mistake. Do they have a bathroom in the in the booth i've always kind of wondered that like what do they do no but they have a direct path to like the exclusive area bathrooms he holstered it too soon yeah it looked like somebody's like tony ninja like oh oh okay you're a you're a holster so soon that you have to just straight up like go change everything happened to me not too long ago not in a long time yeah not in a long time i was like man You're a holster so soon that you have to just straight up go change everything.

It happened to me not too long ago. Not in a long time. Yeah. Not in a long time. I was like, man, I put this thing away way too quickly. It's time to go put new pants on. That's going to be a defeating moment. I don't know why I'm just freely admitting all this, but I am. You know, I packed that thing, too.

I packed that thing, too. I watched the video back, too. You can tell he knew because he was trying to do a little like hands in front of the crotch until he had to talk with his hands. Well, I don't get the piece. Okay, there are two lines of thinking here.

One, the production team did not know what was going on, that he had a piss on his pants. And then two, they knew and they were like, well, well, no, maybe we should do

the pan out shot right now because then people are going to screenshot and get more talk about it. They knew. Yeah, I don't know what goes on in those rooms.

Maybe he was just drinking a water bottle and it just got out of control. The positioning was too perfect. Maybe he had some chicken wings that he was chomping on and he got some on his pants

and then he just did a little one of those. That's not what happened. You don't think he was eating chicken wings in the booth? No. God, that's the worst. That's not what happened. You don't think he was eating chicken wings in the booth? No. God, that's the worst part about announcing the Super Bowl. You don't get the spread.

Yeah. I'm sure it's a dope spread, too. Did you have any vegetables and hummus last night, Dylan? No. There was vegetables and hummus right there and you didn't eat one thing of it. I was waiting for you to do it so I could take a video. What? That would have been a terrible video.

That would have done numbers. People would have been very happy Seeing you eat some vegetables and hummus I wasn't super hungry over there last night I had like a couple wings And then a slice of that thick boy pizza And that was it Wimp I know

Wimp And then you had a sparkling water Grapefruit flavored I was just disgusted by you What? Are you guys like 50 Then you left at halftime Like you guys just had a washed up Super Bowl Not only did you left at halftime. Like, you guys just had

a washed up Super Bowl. Not only did I leave at halftime, but I went up to my apartment and I watched The Challenge for the second half. I actually, when The Challenge was over,

I actually was like, all right, let's go watch the Super Bowl finish. And then, yeah, sure enough, like, they had already gone on to The Punisher or whatever fucking show was on after it.

Oh, really? Yeah, I was like, oh, I guess I just missed the entire second half. Shouts to The Challenge, though, big fan. Great show. CT went beast mode.

I missed that show. I think you should consider getting back into it. CT lives in beast mode. He does. He knows it, too. You think the, you catch the streaker

last night? I did catch the streaker last night. Yeah. Did we see what he was working with? He had like a Borat outfit on, but he kept the shorts on, too, so he didn't go full Borat. catch the streaker last night yeah do we see what he was working with uh he had like a borat outfit

on but he kept the shorts on too so he didn't go full borat um and then but kevin harland's called was good that's like kind of his bit is on westwood one he he he watches the whole thing instead of like the network tv cuts away they're just like no we don't want to give this attention fine but kevin harland calls the shit out of these things. He put a pretty good effort in. Okay. If you were streaking at the Super Bowl, how far do you think you could make it? 30 yards. I'm not elusive. They had – okay, the Super Bowl is a different angle. You're more of a power runner?

You're running over people? They have a big security team at the Super Bowl. So that guy was surrounded by lots of folks pretty quickly. Yeah, it was quick. Yeah. But if you're at just a regular game, they could make it kind of far. I don't know. What?

Like 60? 60 yards? Yeah. I don't know. You got to throw some jukes at the end there when they get close to you. There's some really good videos of guys running on the field at soccer games, and one guy actually went up during a penalty kick, and the guy got up and he actually kicked the ball.

Oh, that's fantastic. Goalie saved it, though. Goalie saved it. You can't do that. I know. I was like, dude, you have to let it go in so that you can see if that guy has a pre-planned celebration. Because if he just goes into the corner sliding on his knees and is going crazy in front of the crowd, that's like an all-time clip for that guy.

There was one where a football player took the guy out one time. I forgot who it was. That seems unnecessary. Yeah, don't do that. Don't do that. You pat it up and you just smoke it, dude? That can't feel good. This guy's a 38-year-old insurance salesman

just trying to have a laugh. Not that it's okay to streak. I know it's whatever. But don't take him out. Say if someone's clothed and they are on the field doing it and I'm on the field, I'm maybe on the punter or something,

I might be trying to get in front of a couple security guys to make sure this guy can get a little more running out. I want the entertainment value. For the most part, they're harmless, right? They're not running up to players and giving them wedgies and shit. They're just trying to have a laugh. What if you just saw Tyreek Hill just form tackle a security guard, like, no, let him run! of a laugh. What if you just saw Tyreek Hill form tackle a security guard like,

No, let him run! It would be funny if a big-ass backup linebacker comes off the sideline and just tees up a dude at the 30. It could kill him! You gotta be careful with that. Don't throw a helmet down. No! Don't leave with the crown of the helmet. You can't target the

streaker. It's cultured targets. What? On Sportsmanlike. Imagine if a dog ran out on the field, though. They treat it very differently. Well, yeah. He's bringing their dog to the Super Bowl. A dog's not choosing to interrupt a football game. Dude with sign.

He brings his service dog and like... I thought that was my difference. Don't let dude... Don't give dude with sign more credit right now. Could you technically, with Rosie's clearance, bring Rosie to a football game? Maybe. I don't think she has clearance anymore, to be honest. I think it's retired.

I did read that these airlines that are scaling back all the service animals, they are still allowing cats and dogs. You have to pay for it, right? Yeah, you might have to pay for it, but cats and dogs are still very much allowed. It's the other animals, like peacocks, perhaps. Sure. Fuck peacock premium. And Paramount Plus.

Dude, Paramount Plus is already so in the red based on their marketing budget that they just had. It's terrible. What are they doing with all those commercials? No one is subscribing to Paramount Plus. Look, there are too many streaming services. There are too many. You can't subscribe to all this shit.

I'm hitting my max at this point. I can't afford more. Why can't we just consolidate? What if they just said, what if they were going to keep happening? The cable company is consolidated now. I was going to say, yeah, what if there was like a way that all the channels were in one place? God, we're all just complaining about the a la carte options we have, but cable companies are just the worst. There are so many options now.

There's a lot of options, Dylan. It's crazy. Hey, can I make a big announcement? Without Dave here, I wanted to make a big announcement. How big? Because Dave likes making big announcements on the podcast. Hit the button. The big announcement button?

Yeah. Lord have mercy, I'm about to bust. I'm so excited with this news. I'm about to bust. What is it? Are you on potatoes too now? Baked potatoes? Dude, I've been staying on baked potatoes.

Everyone knows that. No, I have an announcement. Will's Yoga Journey is officially back in business oh are you guys familiar with will's yoga journey are you do you guys follow will's yoga journey on the grom no uh i am very much aware of it i have perused the page before but i do not follow so i did a pretty big peloton ride the other day uh noted friend of the pod t-man you guys familiar with t-man also known as trevor am i I. Underscore Trevor Hughes underscore on Twitter. He's been talking a lot of – he's been having some booty chatter lately

when it comes to his Peloton numbers. This looks more just like a headstand journey than a – I don't know, man. It's kind of yoga positions. And he's been coming at my neck on Peloton with his numbers. And so finally I just told him. I was like, you know what? I need to put him in his place.

I went and did the same ride as him and just absolutely smoked him. I was feeling a little sore the next day, so I decided that instead of getting back on the pally, I was going to do a little stretching, and then I saw a beginner's yoga class. I know I've been on a yoga journey since, I don't know, when I started this account, Randy. It's been a long time if you want to click that first post, but let's see. Dude, a headset and a paddleboard looks kind of tough. 2014, it was tough, Dylan.

Thank you for recognizing that. Yeah. So, yeah, in 2014, I started my journey, And, you know, it kind of took a back seat. And so, luckily for me, I'm back on my bullshit. I'm just going to be yogi-ing out hard. Call me Yogi Bear. Call me Yogi Bear Hug. No, I'm not.

I'm not going to do that. You're not going to call me Yogi Bear Hug? Who's the lady in this image? That's my friend Tobin. What's up, Tob? She's a real one? She's a real one? Shout out to Tob.

She's also on my journey with me. Yeah, I mean, so I'm back. You ever see me do child's pose, dude? Harvard looks beautiful. Thank you. It's pretty good. Yeah, unfortunately, my journey's going to have a little less scenery around it now that I'm in dreary Austin for February, but

dude, I'm back. It's been nice. Do you want to do some yoga class with me, Dylan? I have floored with the idea of getting into yoga for a while because I'm very not flexible. I got bag problems and all that stuff. I know it would help me tremendously. But if I have an hour to do something, I'm just going to hit the weights. Dude, it's going down. I'm yelling limber.

I know I sound like a meathead, but it's just the time it takes to get into yoga is just too much for me right now. Dude, come on. I felt so good after. My hips were moving in ways that I never even knew existed. I'm a believer in yoga despite never having participated in it. Yoga's great. I think I'm going to start doing some live classes. Really? Dude, let's do it. Come on. Just get

in with me. I'll go with you. I can't promise you I'm going to stay with it, though. Come on, dude. I will go... Can you touch your toes? No. How far can you get down? Can you touch your shoes? Actually, I'm better now than I used to be. I can get like two or three inches away now.

Two inches. I know. I'm not flexible. My hammies are tight. My brain's just searching for a two to three inches joke and I just don't have one. I've got crazy tight hammies. Everybody knows that about me. Really? Yeah, my hammies are tight. My brain is just searching for a two to three inches joke and I just don't have one. I've got crazy tight hammies. Everybody knows that about me. Your hammies? Really?

Yeah, my hammies are super tight. Do you want me to Theragun them for you? When we got our stretch in Ponte Vedra, he was like, do you have back problems? I was like, sometimes, yeah. He goes, yeah. Your hamstrings are super tight. That's why.

I was like, oh, for real? He goes, yeah, it pulls all that shit down, man. You've got to loosen these bad boys up. That might explain my back problems. He's like, oh, for real? He goes, yeah, it pulls all that shit down, man. You got to loosen these bad boys up. That might explain my back problems. He's like, you got to stretch these daily. I don't do it. Back's been fine lately, though. I'm not going to lie.

Your boy does not have the flexibility that he thought he had during some of these poses. The beginner's class, I looked like an absolute noob. I was just getting absolutely shelled. The hot yoga kind of freaks me out,ob. I was just getting absolutely shelled. Yeah. The hot yoga kind of freaks me out, though. Everybody just sweating all over the place. There was at one point where I was doing, I forget what it was called, one of the really basic poses where your head is just essentially upside down.

And I almost just fell over just because I got dizzy. It felt like you. Dude, when I do a set of leg workout squats or whatever, I feel like I'm going to pass out every single time. I get so lightheaded. If you don't go to the doctor, I need you to go to the doctor, Dylan. Wait, for what? Your ear.

I'm worried about your ear. Yeah, I am too. I'm sick of having these ear problems. Come join me at Will's Yoga Journey. Add me on the group. You might be seeing something soon. A picture of you. What, dude?

No beard? Without a beard. I don't recognize that person. Dude, I was in Bucket Hat Mafia before everybody was in Bucket Hat Mafia. Look at that thing. I like your hair. That's the same one we have, just a different color. Yeah.

We have the same hat, right? Yeah. The sun hat? Yeah. Except ours doesn't have a drawstring. Yeah We have the same hat right Yeah The sun hat Yeah Except ours didn't have a drawstring Your hair in pitch six Is also phenomenal Yeah

Oh I mean Yeah your boy Your boy was on one that day Yeah I was just I was just letting it Rip at the pool So much So much Bikram

So little time Randy would have been happy I was drinking a bunch of Pina Coladas that day At the Grand Hotel pool Bikram Shouts to Shouts to Mackinac Island.

Dude. Hashtag all I do is yoga. That's the hashtag, dude. That's the hashtag. Do we have any breaking news, Brett? Yeah, a little bit here. A lot of it is Super Bowl related, so I tried to find some nuggets. Actually, can we say something before you do your breaking news?

It's presented by Roback. How about that? Stella 20 will get you 20% off. You wore the pullover that I gifted to you. You wore that to the Super Bowl last night, which kind of felt like you were spiking the football on me. It's very soft. It's very comfortable. Thank you for that. I got the hat on today, folks.

The hats fit so well. You came to my own domicile and you wore the pullover that I wanted so badly. You can't give me a dope-ass pullover and expect me not to wear it. All their pullovers are dope. All of them. Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Facts.

Big facts. I caught a rowback pullover yesterday during the day for most of the day because I was just, like, not feeling very good about myself. I was like, you know what? I just need the most comfortable thing I own. Toss it on. Felt great. Yeah. Through athletic tees, I wear one pretty much every day when I work out. Pretty much every day. I've started cycling them into just wearing them every day wear. Yeah. Big fan. You're tight. Stella20. Rollback.com. Stella20 for 20% off your first order. Brett, I actually put a story in here.

I'm sorry. Sure. Yeah, let's go there. Do you want to go Birkenstocks, Will? Sure. Randy, could you help me out? There they are. So apparently these Birkenstocks cost $36,000.

Is that the case? What is so dope about them? Oh, they're Hermes. Hermes, Hermes. How do you say it? Oh, they're Hermes. Hermes? Hermes? How do you say it? I think it's Hermes. I think it's Hermes, yeah. Sorry, folks.

Yeah, they're cutting up all these bags, and now they're selling Birkenstocks for anywhere between, are you ready for the price range on this? Anywhere between $34,000 to $76,000 for a pair of Birkenstocks. Look, if you pay $40,000 for some Birkenstocks, you're just an asshole. You're an asshole. Dude is out here taking out high-interest loans trying to get a pair of these right now. There's no reason for this.

He's scrambling. No reason for that. Why? Can you see the drip on these things? First of all, they're heinous. What are you talking about? The Red Gators? But just to...

You just buy those so you can say, yeah, I own $40,000 Birkenstocks. 100%. That's so stupid. Bottled Blonde would still be like, yeah, I own $40,000 Birkenstocks. 100%. That's so stupid. Bottled Blonde would still be like, hey, get out of here. Yeah. Birks? Those Birks, dog? They'd be like, dude, you can't wear sandals in here.

Is Duda aware of these yet? I don't know. I'm a little worried that he's not aware of these because I haven't seen him cross the timeline yet. But I have a feeling that he's going to be aware of them quite soon. I just don't know. I think I'm going to get some just for house shoes. I don't think you are. Flex the crib.

I have never worn Birkenstocks in my life. Should I be a Birks boy? I could see you being a Birks boy. Do they go with chinos? Yeah. Because I am a flops and chinos guy. I could see you being a good Birks boy. They're very comfortable, especially once you wear them in.

Are they really? Yeah. So I think I'm going to go for the lower end ones, the $34,000 ones. My main problem with Berkman socks, I think, is just that they're really ugly.

So I will not be buying them. Oh, cool. I don't think I've ever seen you wear flip-flops, though. I'm not a flip-flop guy anymore. What do you wear to the beach? Oh, I wear flippies if I'm going to the pool or to the beach. That's the only time I ever wear them. Gotcha. Makes sense. Even in the middle of the summer, I'll wear flippies if I'm going to the pool

or to the beach. That's the only time I ever wear them. Okay, gotcha. Makes sense. Even in the middle of the summer, I'm a sneaker guy. We'll see if it's...

Feet are just gross. I don't like to see my own feet, much less someone else's. I don't like feet. I don't disagree with you. Feet are gross. A man's foot?

No, not for me. Hair on the toes and shit? Get out of here. It's more of an ease-of-use thing for me. Hair on the toes and shit? Get out of here. It's more of an ease of use thing for me. If I'm just going to do burgers on the grill at the crib, throw on some flippies. You wear flip flops a lot of places. I do. Not just to the grill.

Yeah, I do. Yeah. Yeah. Feet are just gross. I don't want to see them. That's fine. Dude, shut up. A man's foot.

Shut up. Get a pair of Birkenstocks, dude. I'm going to get you some for Christmas next year. They're just not going to get worn, so please don't. Fine. Dylan, your boy Elon released the Tesla something filing this morning. You still holding on to that Bitcoin money chance? Yes, a nice little spike today.

Yeah, Elon and Tesla bought $1.5 billion worth of Bitcoin. I saw that. Bitcoin is up 15% today, folks. Yeah. Yeah, Bitcoin is soaring right now. Now it's only up 13.3%. But it's at its all-time high, which is not a bad thing. It's all-time high today.

$44,900 was the all-time high. Now, if you're a company like Tesla, who I believe still has not turned a profit technically on selling cars. There's no way they've turned a profit on selling cars, right? How are you putting a 1.5 billion into Bitcoin? I don't know. But if I'm a major shareholder at Tesla and I hear that we're doing that, I'm pretty happy about that. How have they not turned a profit making cars?

Because they probably put so much money into everything. A gajillion. Let's see. I'll tell you quickly here. They still have a $0 advertising budget, don't they? They don't spend any money advertising? Besides like Elon's Twitter. That's about it.

Which is free. Yeah, it's free. Guess how much money they lost in 2019. I couldn't even ballpark it. $862 million. Yep. They did earn $721 million in 2020. I was going to say, their EPS is finally positive.

That's good for them, but there's no way that they're net positive over everything, right? I'm not the person who should be even talking about this. No, no, no, no, no. No chance. Their stock, their Yahoo Finance profile is outrageous. But we can talk about that another day. I just don't think the Bitcoin investment,

when you're just barely breaking even selling cars, is the move. Why don't you buy a lithium mine in China to lower your cost for producing batteries? I don't know. There are a lot of things they could buy. For $1.5 billion. I guess, Elon, that's a drop in the bucket, though. Think of all the record players you could buy with that money. Like a lot of $300 record players. A lot of them.

A lot of them. Is that our Tesla news? That's our Tesla news, yeah. That's just quick. And then the last one is interesting. It just popped up. Randy, could you help me out here? Good lord. Randy's been getting shelled today

with the production on the back end because we've been jumping around this... We've been jumping around a little bit on the rundown. Sorry, Randall. He can handle it. Dude, he's a consummate professional. He's not going to complain once about this. 4X down low speed over there. He's having a decent hair day today, that Randy. He does have the blue

blockers on and the cut shirt. Skinny jeans? Ooh. No boots with the fur, though. He's feeling himself today. Yeah, he should be. He should be. Look at this thing.

That's not a car. That's a helicopter. That's a flying car delivered to an Ohio company by Lyft Aircraft, an Austin startup. So Austin may be leading the world in flying cars. This is the first to arrive in Ohio. It was supported by a recent $226,000 grant by the Jobs Ohio Initiative. That doesn't seem like that much.

No, it's not. What's the learning curve on learning how to fly this bad boy? Yeah, you've got to be. It's not great. How many wrecks are you going to? That's a great question. I don't want people flying these around. I mean, the traffic's already bad enough here as it is. Yeah, you gotta think. It's not great. How many wrecks are gonna, I mean, that's a great question. I don't want people flying these around.

I mean, the traffic's already bad enough here as it is. Yeah. Austin drivers already stink. The flying car was displayed on February 6th at Springfield-Beckley

Municipal Airport and it could be made available to the public by the end of this year. I don't need that. We don't need that. But what, how does it,

I got so many questions. Is this like drones where like everyone's gonna have a drone and drones are gonna be everywhere and then they're finally gonna be like, okay, we don't need that but what how does it i guess is this like drones we're like everyone's gonna have a drone and drones are gonna be everywhere and then you're finally gonna be like okay we can't have these drones just everywhere this is a this is a big drone it's just a big-ass drone no it's exactly what it is it's a big-ass drone it's a big drone what if like what what if you start having drones be like your personal go-getter like your gopher like instead of going to pick up pizza or having pizza delivered, you just let the drone loose. But where do you park?

That's the wave. Where do you park? What do you mean? Where does the drone park? It doesn't have to park. It's a drone. I know, but you have to park somewhere. He's saying like this thing, if you're driving this thing around town.

Oh, I'm talking the human drone, this thing. Oh, this thing. This thing flying car. There's going to be drone spaces like there's EV spaces. No, there's already a major parking issue in Austin. We can't just have helicopter pads for everyone's flying car. What's the airspace looking like? How do people navigate?

I think it would have to be automated, right? You're not going to leave this to Joe Schmoe down the street. Automation, no steering? I don't know, man. I don't know. I mean, their trailer is awesome. If this happens, how high do they go? Because you know your boy doesn't do heights.

I don't know. I never even thought about that when it comes to flying cars. Like, yeah, heights for me, I don't really fuck with them either. I mean, are we 50 feet off the ground? Are we 500 feet off the ground? I don't know. Because I'm not going up that high. Like, what if, like, your steering wheel gets stuck and all of a sudden you're going into space you gotta think that's a

problem you're david blaining it you gotta think that's a major problem was david blaine going into the stratosphere on balloons like an all-time watch media day like i was so excited just sitting here watching that happen we had the homie here who was also just so intrigued by it yeah yeah dude i just put you on the wait list. I mean, I'm on board if this is what people are doing. I need to know a lot more about it before I hop into one. You know what I'm saying? You can be one of the first to fly in Austin

for just a deposit of $199. Let's do it. I really thought you were going to say $1,000. $199 gets you on the list to be the first to test fly this in Austin. Why would you want to be the first? No. Do they have any models that are forest green on the outside with a tan interior?

Right now they are black and white. Can I get my martyred out? I guess it's already martyred out. It's already martyred out, yeah. If they don't have green and tan, I'm not doing it though. This feels like the closest we've been to something that's like personal hovercraft car. I don't like where the world is going. I don't know what my money is anymore because it's in this Bitcoin.

I don't know what, like, I can't do flying cars. You just can't have thousands of these things in the air at the same time. There's going to have to be a whole new, like, air traffic control. Exactly. Re-rendering someone, like, in a flying car, it's a much different offense than re-rendering someone at a stop sign. What do the traffic patterns look like you can't just like straight line point a to point b across the city because you're gonna run into shit and like other i don't know man you go right over there it's a car flash don't say that how like you know what they're gonna have it's personal is gonna be

second but first it's gonna be like a fleet of these things and they're going to have? Personal is going to be second, but first it's going to be like a fleet of these things. And they're going to take you to like Austin, the F1 track from like a South Austin grocery store parking lot. That'd be sick. Look, I am intrigued. I want this to work. I think it'd be tight. Do you have $199? I could probably come up with it if I had to. I think we should put a deposit down for Washed Media and just get one of these things.

I'm on the list. I'm on the mailing list. That's just for a test drive. Yeah, that's to be a test drive guy. I think that's still worth it. Yeah, let's get on the waiting list. Yeah, that's fair. Okay.

Anything else today, guys? That's going to do it for me. Man, I'm excited for The Bachelor tonight. I will say we are probably going to talk a little spoilers tomorrow on The Bachelor Patreon episode, patreon.com slash circlingbackpodcast. A very major spoiler has come out regarding something that's potentially happening,

and if you haven't already seen it, I wouldn't say avoid it, because it's something that's just going to be a thing. Is that fair? Um, I think, no. Okay. I don't think it's fair.

I mean, we have contestants from this season talking about it on the internet still. Okay, but you have to follow the right people in order. Like, I didn't know about it until you told me where to look to find it. Yeah. So I could have avoided it. Let's put it this way. We're going to talk the spoiler tomorrow. If something happens during the episode that would indicate

that we have free reign to talk about the spoiler we won't break it ourselves yeah we'll just talk about already broken news if it happens yes

yes okay and I want to give props to everyone in the discord especially in the bachelor discord people have been very very good

about marking their stuff as being a spoiler and you can cover up the text if it's a spoiler shouts to all of you doing that. Real ones. I saw the spoiler because someone quote tweeted on my timeline and I was just like, are you serious?

Are you seriously doing this right now? Maddie Lou, we saw you. Yeah. We saw you. That was reckless. We still love you, Maddie Lou, but what's your problem? Invite us to maybe some PGA events and we'll forgive you. If she can throw the PGA card down for a couple cocktails at a golf tournament, everything will be forgiven.

Yep. Everything will be forgiven. Yep. Everything's forgiven. We got to reach out to our Dell Match Play pretty soon here. Let's do it. Yeah, let's do it. Is it happening? It's scheduled.

I mean, are people going? I think we could probably get the corporate set up. There's not that many events where I could say I think we could get in, but based on our prior experiences at the match play, I think we can get our foot in the door just for one day. Yeah. Okay. All right, guys.

It's been fun. It's been real. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye. you