Circling Back - Earth's Core & The Upside Down Pineapples

Episode Date: January 30, 2023

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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from austin texas my name is will defriest to my left daviduff. If you're in your mid to late 30s and your group of friends isn't discussing a podcast that discusses headlines from the Daily Star, then you're not putting yourself in a position to succeed. I'll just say that. It probably won't get talked about enough today, but I broke Will's brain before this pod started.

Are you okay? What the fuck? You all right, dog? Yeah, Dylan, next time I point at you, that means you need to start talking instead of looking at me. I saw you point. I didn't know what... I didn't know if you were signaling like I'm choking over here.

No, I was signaling to you like you got to fucking cover for me right now because I just swallowed some water wrong. Dude, Daveave was cooking i was giving him the runway man yeah i didn't know if i upset you with the story from uh a few minutes ago no i don't know what happened in the middle of that intro your boy got a tickle in his throat and i was like oh man this is gonna take me like a minute to figure out dave was over there spitting i wasn't gonna you know step on his toes well yeah but anytime you want to chime in about Man City brutally flogging Joe Cancelo to Bayern Munich in most surprising transfer ever, like, step in and talk about it.

I called this move literally, like, two or three weeks ago. I was talking about it in the bullpen with y'all. I was like, okay, whatever. You thought there was going to be a brutal flogging? You were pretty silent after the Manchester Derby where you guys famously got your ass kicked by us. Come on, dude. You thought there was going to be a brutal flogging? You were pretty silent after the Manchester Derby where you guys famously got your ass kicked by us. Come on, dude. Facts.

I just didn't want to talk about it. Facts, dude. It was a brutal flogging. I don't even understand. That headline doesn't actually make sense. I don't know. I just hope that at the end of the day we find out about some shithousery behind the scenes.

Dude, we got Beanie Dave in this situation right now. If there's flogging, shithousery is right around the corner, and you better believe it. My scalp itches like crazy, and I can't take it off because my hair looks so pathetic if I take it off. You look like you're about to sell me some schwag, but you're going to tell me it's some good shit. I'm going to sell you fake perks.

Yeah. It's schwag, but perks yeah you it's swag but like you tell me it's it's that you click b rabbit right now yeah the beanie mustache combo it's aggressive you look like um like you're about to change my tire or something okay you know do you know how to change a tire are you kidding you just you just what you just said leads me to think that you don't answer his question with another question do you know how to change a tire of course not a change okay i need to make sure i've changed

many a tire i haven't done it in a while it's been a minute but you have i have done it i've done it at least two times maybe three uh but it's been over 10 years since I've done it. I might need a refresher course next time. You got to be careful where you put that jack though, because you don't want to crack the frame of your car, you know? Dave gives me, gets talked into like having his transmission flushed at the Jiffy Lube guy, you know, and gets talked into all these. I don't go to Jiffy Lube for that. Still in Chivry, ladies and gentlemen.

I have something to talk about just real quick you know how some guys i noticed jock pete you know jock peterson is a baseball player yeah he wore a pearl necklace i for sure know who he is for sure he wore a pearl necklace on the field like when he played like a straight up like pearl necklace it's made its way into culture like i've there's a guy at the gym this morning wearing one i've seen it a couple other times just pearl necklaces on men and it's a it's an interesting move hold on a second what are those what are those necklaces what's what's on the guys necks in the nfl right now what's on what are these dudes wearing like like these these necklaces that like allow like the blood to flush their head or some some shit this is as a copper fit this is a different situation oh you're just

talking about pure drip you're not talking about like no this is yeah it's just pure drip you show their pearls are they are they beads i mean i don't know if they're like legitimate pearls but they certainly look like yeah they look like pearls it's a pearl necklace. Do you think he's paying homage to... I say homage. It is homage. Fred Durst, Limp Bizkit era. Did he do that? Well, metal balls.

They weren't pearls. Oh. These are just like women's... Not that men can't wear them. I'm just like traditionally a women's pearl necklace. And it's interesting. That's all I'm saying.

Maybe it's just really in the ZZ top. You're crazy about a sharp-dressed man. Sure, that is one of their songs. Yeah. Are you all right? I probably won't be wearing one, but... I'm fine. If you guys want to, that's fine too.

I'm not really pro pro necklace most of the time just don't do sports with a necklace on okay especially a contact sport like football i don't play football not you in general i've never i've never like worn a necklace or a chain or anything so i don't know what kind of swagger it would actually give me, but I have no desire to ever do that. I used to have a chain. I used to let it hang low. I feel like if I put it on, every time I walked in somewhere, I'd be like, yeah, people see right through me. I'm not a chain guy.

Dave was in his chain era very recently. Yeah, you kind of slinked out of there a little quietly. Yeah, I had to keep you all guessing. We weren't guessing anything. We just noticed your chain was gone. Just an observation, really. You guys had some high thoughts. Yo, where'd that chain go?

What? Dave, you gonna wear your chain tonight? It was there, then it wasn't. It became more than... It just became too big. Kind of felt corporate. Sell out. I did for...

Yeah, when I see gold chain, I think this guy is so corporate. Exactly. My sophomore year of high school, I did wear the wristband, like the terry cloth like skater wristband thing a little bit oh yeah i liked it i was a little shy about it no no like like uh like a sweatband all the skate companies made them with skate logos on them and i thought it was sweet but i was also a little embarrassed to do it because i was kind of put myself out there as being like the guy

that's wearing one of those so i'd like cover it up with something, and then I'd let it fall out sometimes and be like, oh, shit, yeah, I skated. You kept them guessing. Yeah, dude, I was keeping them guessing. You know what it is. Dave's going to lunge over the table and kill you. I wore a Nike one in basketball, eighth grade. He's dressed like he has a switchblade on him. You don't know if I do or if I don't.

I wouldn't show you either way. I know. Unless you asked for it. All right, hold on. Pull it up a little higher. Yeah, it's itching, right? Does it get a little bit more punchable the higher you pull it up?

Yes. Dude, when you guys do it right here. What's the cool... So, like, their little bangs stick out and they have a beanie on. Oh, the most punchable look there is. That assumes I have something that resembles bangs and not just thinning follicles. You know the guy I'm talking about, though.

Who is it? No, not like... Name him. Not a specific guy. Like, the type of guy who does that just stinks. Mm. Yeah, I said it. You don't have to put everyone on a frustrated today, dog.

Maybe I do, man. Hey, we got some rave reviews. Rave reviews. No shit? About Coffee Friday on Friday. Some people are saying it was top one episode all time. That Reddit thread. They were just straight gassing.

Just slobbing on that episode. They loved it. Don't make it like that. What? Okay, what did people say? They were slobbering over it. It's like a really appetizing plate of food. Salivating. What are you talking about? they were slobbering over it like it's like a really appetizing salivating what are you talking like what you said slobbing yeah don't do that should i do the song don't do the song who's that three six mafia yeah we don't need to do that randy you know the song

randy knows it everybody knows this i'm not going to sing it but just sing it in your head so i don't have to do it out loud. Everyone at home. Okay, we got some – I mean, outside of the incredible reviews we got for Bone Voyage, a farewell to Jared Borslow on Friday, we did get a lot of reviews this week. A lot of reviews this week. Do you want me to read a couple? Please. Yeah, man. We got a bunch of people that say that they're Hundo peers.

That's awesome. This guy says they call me Andre Three Stacks. I'm pretty sure that I've listened to every episode at least three times. Not super proud of that stat, but proud to support the boys. Love to hear that. Every episode three times? Three times, dog. Run it back.

I don't think I've ever listened to a podcast more than once. I'm calling cap on this guy. This guy said 100% listener. If you haven't had your ears be penetrated by the sweet soothing voices of will dave and dorn then you're doing yourself a disservice that's facts time to find a new inner circle i don't know what i don't know what this review is about to be but it's long so i think i'm just going to read it because i think it is going to be good so as i wore my circling back big cat shirt out to dinner with my family the

other night and my one-year-old niece couldn't stop staring and pointing at the big cat on my It says, like they talked about conspiracies and cover pretty much all big cat stories that pop up and they really like bing bong i mean coffee it's really good everyone looked at me with puzzled look on their faces and then it hit it's the seinfeld of podcasts and they all nodded in understanding hashtag hundo p club i don't hate that um there's a guy on tiktok who ruins songs and his bit is like ruin songs by showing you like a celebrity or something that sound that sounds like the voices are similar. So play the song. Then he'll show like he'll throw Jerry Seinfeld on and you're like, oh shit, that does kind of sound like Seinfeld singing that song. And there's a very, very good one that is Seinfeld. I don't know what the song is. Probably shouldn't go to air with it unless I do know the song but i already did it damage is done if you do find that send it to

your boy are you talking about uh the killers that we're talking about it is the killers coming out of my cage and i've been doing just fine so when you're listening to it yeah it sounds a lot like it does sound a lot like him started off with with a kiss, David. How did it end up like this? It was only a kiss. Are they still doing a Vegas residency? No. They've been touring. I think they just came through Austin.

Facts? Yeah. Someone just exposed me in our reviews. There's a final review I'm going to read today. Might have to take the rest of the day off. It says, Will is soft. Five stars. It says, Will, soft. Five stars. Jeez.

It says, Will, don't read this. It says, Will can't even eat more than three eggs. Oh. You know what?

Dude, you can't though. You're just being economical. Oh, dude. Eat more than three eggs. Dude, I can't. Are you kidding me? Damn, dog. That many calories?

I don't want to cut my own weekend in fun, but on two different occasions over the weekend cracked an egg double yolk no shit oh that's trippy and in this in this climate play the lottery right now in this climate it's like finding just pure gold yeah it's basically eggs eggs are the crypto of the chicken world. I was going to say, you should have gone secondary market with those things. Try and flip them.

Well, we tried. I tried to sell them on ShopX, but I couldn't get them verified. Okay. Remember that sponsor? Is it called ShopX? StockX. StockX. Yeah.

StaticX. That was the best sponsor. You just got shoes. Yeah, but their egg section is actually called Shell X. When you don't actually directly benefit from a sponsor, like the money that they bring in. Eh, who cares? Then Free Shoes is the best sponsor you can get. What did you all get with your Stock X Free Shoes?

I would like my shoes back. You bricked it? I kind of bricked it. What do you mean, though? What did you get exactly? What did you do? I got some Ultra Boost, which I kind of bricked it. What do you mean, though? What did you get exactly? What did you do? I got some Ultra Boost, which I like Ultra Boost. But the colorway I chose, I would like to have that back.

I think mine might be worse. You got the Wave Runners. I got the Yeezy Wave Runners, and they were about a half size too big. But because it was a sponsored deal. Didn't they also make your feet sweat? Didn't you say that? I might have said that just to like, I was probably lying to you when I said that. Okay. Actually,

no, that kind of does sound familiar. Yeah, you were like, man, then my feet are so hot. So not only like, can I not wear them now because Kanye is Kanye, but like, I also don't even, they don't even fit very well. And I don't, but I also don't want to get rid of them. Plus, they gave us like $300 to spend and I think I spent like $160

on mine. I could have just... Oh, see, mine were $320 so I had to go over. Okay. That's a very generous... They made you pay the difference? Yeah. I was fine paying $20 for easy wave runners at that point. What'd you cop, Davey? Doc Martens. That's tight. Yeah, you guys laughed at the time, but now I'm cool.

The boots or the sandals. The big old boots. Hell yeah. Just the yellow stitching across the sole. I remember you stomping around the office in those things. Yeah. Paint factory. I love me some Docs.

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and so it's gonna be fun this doesn't mean that we're taking away any other episodes on Patreon this is an additional episode. And what that means, I'm not really sure. These episodes might live between 30 and 45 minutes.

They might be an hour sometimes, but we're going to cover them. We're going to have some fun. It's going to be good. Like I said, this is all on Hulu, so you can go watch it there. We're watching Love Island UK Season 9, and it's on the Optimize Patreon tier tier dropping on fridays please go check it out patreon.com circling back podcast and as always not as always i mean this is a recent revelation you can get a two-week free trial of patreon so go sign up allow us to earn your business

tomorrow's randy's game show it's gonna be absolutely lit i'm hoping to win i'm hoping to win i'm due i don't like taking a month off of winning anyway it's time to recap this weekend in fun presented

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Oh, thanks for asking. Well, I had a pretty fantastic little weekend. We had the kids all weekend. It was just a good family, good old family fun Saturday or Friday night. We had, uh, we had uh some uh britney's family over and uh mashed our za card played our za card where from dude shout out to her family yeah um pine house how many adults uh four adults two two little ones how

many pizzas uh three pizzas one large two smalls kids got their own little small cheese okay make sure to check the credit card statement it's not a bad idea actually the precedent's been set let's look at it we've all made a mistake hold the forward oh it's it's not on there all i'm saying is'm saying is you have a history of accidentally buying Pine House pizza with the company credit card. To the tune of $79. Saturday, it was kind of a bad weather weekend. Saturday, we kind of laid low, and we ended up doing dinner at Dirty's again, a place you guys don't even know about. Yeah, I don't know what that is.

Yeah, you pointed at us like we were like lifers. We don't know. It's really called Dirty Martin's, but it's AKA Dirties on campus. Is it the same people who brought us Dirty Bills? No, it's not. Unless there's some wild coincidence that I'm unaware of. But this place has been an awesome institution for decades. Mr. Dirty himself.

Yeah. Sunday, I spent three hours at Dave and Buster's. It was me and four little kids. I'm talking about kids. That's at Dave & Buster's, Joe. I'm talking about kids, man. There wasn't enough time. Well, to be fair, when I was reaching for the button,

you hadn't said anything about kids yet. Thanks to our friends at Roback, Backer 20, by the way, is that promo code, they sent Parks a $300 gift card for Dave & Buster's for that photo shoot we did, and we finally got to use it. And the kids had a freaking awesome time. You know what's crazy about Dave & Buster's? You know the little crane thing where you put in a token

and you go and you get the claw and it gets a stuffed animal? Well, now you can get some eggs out of it because that's how expensive eggs are. That's how valuable it is. Speaking of the crane. Yeah, what do you mean? What's going on with cranes? They have the regular version.

They have a massive one that's basically the size of a New York City apartment. It's big. New York City? And the stuffed animals are like the size of Randy, basically. Lil' Bay was... I felt bad for her. She was like so determined to win one of these massive stuffed animals.

She tried over and over again. She just kept like throwing her money away on it. I was like, it's really hard to get. Like, you don't see many people win these too often. She was kind of crushed. It just Amazon Prime now. It was a sweet, a sweet moment. Does it have a happy ending?

It does. Okay. Because our waiter, as we were checking out he's like hey i know you got four little ones we have this duck here that it's like it's unclaimed basically he was sitting there tag on it still and everything big old yellow duck he's like here so i gave it to little bay so she's a very happy camper participation trophy you didn't tell him that your boy loves ducks and you didn't you didn't get one for me i showed him my duck tattoo actually really you pulled your ass out at david busters yeah i got in trouble around

children i got in trouble yeah big big no-no turns out that was nice fantastic fantastic weekend what'd you tip him like 15 10 i gave him so it was what exactly though um i tipped him quite well how much so our tab by the way our tab what's the damage 302 bucks all right i had a 300 gift card i played it very well but i threw the guy a little because he was very good to us he's being a little evasive about this tip yeah something's up uh over over 50 dave why did why were so many people upset about julia fox's apartment i don't know i think they thought i guess they were just shocked because you know she she rolls with billionaires in some capacity

so i guess they assume that she lives that lifestyle i assume everyone that lives in new york lives in an apartment that size that's just what my brain tells me. Yeah, to me, I have no concept for what her monthly income is. How does she make money? I don't know. Great question. How do we make money? People are asking. Did you play any billiards while you were there?

You know, like at the pool table for the adults? Do they? I didn't even see that. They used to. I was too busy trying to corral, you know, five to seven-year-olds. You used to hustle guys for money at Dave & Buster's on the pool table all the time, right? That was a long time ago. Didn't you kill that guy behind the Dave & Buster's?

And then you threw your white tux into the dumpster and they found it after. It wasn't me. But you still somehow got away with it. No, you're confusing me with... I am so bad at Papa Shot. So bad. I'll own it. I'm the worst Papa Shot player.

He was just talking about how good your J was earlier. Dude, I used to have a great J, but that's such a short range. It's not a true J. It's a volume play. You're just kind of tossing it. I would like to go play Papa Shop because ever since Fritz got his little Tykes basketball hoop, you know, the one that everyone had as a kid? Ever since he got that, I've just been shooting from afar constantly.

I stink, baby. People are surprised by how wet my J can get. Yeah. What'd that boy get into? People are about that they are they are um i my weekend was so crazy i had to take notes on it um first of all happy birthday roads my son two two years old today So that's a big player in the weekend. Friday, stayed in, low key. Parents came in town Saturday morning, went and picked up some Q, La Barbecue on the east side.

Great barbecue. New location. If you're in town for like a bachelor party or something and you're looking for options, La Barbecue is a great play I will say this new location it fills up quick um got him a golf cart we got the kid a golf cart damn um well to be specific grandma and grandpa got him a golf cart and um does that mean he's officially done with the toy that we got him for his last birthday yeah first birthday you're donating it or like what's going on with it yeah they're yabba dabba donating that thing geez man just toss that shit

aside because you move the car if you can't throw it in a creek or something no probably won't throw it in a creek i felt like there's no we'll probably if we decide to do uh another child we'll have another child okay you got to be careful though because you don't want roads like running over your other child with the golf cart i mean dude he hasn't really he hasn't picked up on the uh on the concept of like just flattening accelerating we're talking about my hypothetical child. Hold on. Go ahead. What other ways would you like my firstborn to kill my secondborn? No, no, no. There's no death.

We have no confirmations of death. It's like two miles per hour on those things. Flattened like Roger Rabbit. Exactly, exactly. Like a Looney Tunes character. Yeah, and then they'll take out a tire pop and pop your baby back up. Hell yeah. It is new.

No, I looked out in the backyard. He was riding slab the whole way. No shit? Just slow, loud. And banging. And banging. Damn. He also got the Fisher-Price T-ball set, which here's the thing.

It's great to get your kid gifts outdoor gifts however when you get them when you when his birthday falls um at the beginning of a week where it's about to be four days of just awful weather it's tough because now he wants to do everything inside the house including take batting practice in the home and you, you know, I got in trouble, got yelled at by my wife, as she will often do, for, you know, showing them how to hold the bat, take some cuts. I might have ripped some. I might have just been putting on a show, a clinic. Any piss missiles from the little guy?

He gets the concept, but he doesn't really, he's more of like a tap it off the thing. He's not really good. He doesn't have the rotational fortitude. He is fortitude he is bunting okay he's a speed player okay he's kind of like a primrose type yeah all right some people will get that reference for probably just him and us uh only the people that were a part of the conversation at around 9 55 this morning in the bullpen it was a great time though um he also got he got a a bike where it's one of those bikes that his feet are on the ground so he can kind of oh yeah he can propel it along so yeah you're swag surfing you know what parks hated his

i don't know why but i don't know if it's gonna be a big player especially with a golf cart. He's got better transportation options now. Yeah. So we'll see. Saturday night, stayed in. Sunday, though. Sunday got up, did a little breakfast, had some eggs, double yoked up. So when you get the double yolk, and you're like a three- guy or a four egg guy if you get the double yolk are you are you scaling back how many cracks you're doing on these eggs in this climate yes okay okay um but before egg flation no no but times have changed everybody's cutting back you gotta save where you can i get it said goodbye to uh jay bone and And by say goodbye, I mean I showed up

and watched the first half of the Eagles game. And then he left to go to the bar next door and everybody stayed there. And then I had to leave to go to something else. And I didn't actually get to say bye, but I did show up. I did show up to his going away party at Lavaca Street. By the way, Lavaca Street?

I forgot how much I like that spot. It's a scene. It's a good, their food's phenomenal. The one downtown, not on South Lamar. Downtown. Downtown.

Yeah, watched a little football, had to bail, had to go watch cage fights, local cage fights, melee championship, which is a, I guess an up and coming

MMA league. What, Will how how does this not make you talking about your weekend and did you actually go to a live mma fight yeah how do you not talk about this on wednesday's episode when we're talking about the weekends like i want to know about this shit friend uh associate of the show andrew craig he didn't he didn't text me about it till fr. Two first names. I think Dave's holding back on us a little bit. That sounds sick. Interesting. It was

a lot of fun. It was a lot of fun. It was over on the east side at the Coliseum, which is apparently a very, very hype discotheca. My Uber driver informed me. He said on weekends, he's like, oh, you're going to the discotheca. I'm like, I'm going to the cage fights. Did you wear your um your white coke shirt no again seven people though who whoa dude that was a huge that was a huge player on touching

bass i fucking love that i remember i think you were out of town when that yeah i came down i didn't have any idea what i remember posting. I remember posting it thinking like, dude, this is going to be viral. And it did okay. The original Dan Flashes. I mean, legitimately. It really was. We should do a clip on that.

Wouldn't surprise me if that was inspiration for Dan Flashes skit in the first place. I'm not kidding when I say that. I absolutely could see that. He was so serious though.

So Andrew was doing commentary with, I guess, what's his name eric nixick who is a known coach he's he's coached uh sean strickland francis and ganu some big names yeah for sure and andrew's like hey man i'm you want to hop on for a couple fights and do some commentary i'm like yeah i guess i mean i don't i don't know what I have to add that you guys aren't already throwing out there. Dude, Dave's living an alternate life. You hopped on the mic? Like, what the fuck?

Well, again, hold on. Hold on. This all circles back to J-Bone. So I go. I get there. I'm watching the fights. I'm just standing by the bar by myself because I don't know anybody there other than Andrew, and he's doing play-by-play.

He comes over. He's like, what's up, man? He's pounding a C4 Skittles. Um, he's like, Hey, you're going to be on in three fights. You're just going to hop on, mix it up. No pressure. I'm like, awesome. I was a little nervous. And three fights later, I walk over to the security guard, showing my wristband that gives me the, you know, VIP access. And, uh, I looked down at my phone andrew texts me he says dude not gonna believe this the third headset broke and they just took it away so we can't

have you on so i got bumped which is a fitting send-off for j-bone who we famously bumped dude i hate it when headsets just break yeah i was like dang dude yeah dude i'm sure there was no other headsets in the area yeah i got completely bumped damn i went i went back and looked to see if they had anybody else on and i don't think they did but it was still it was very interesting timing i have a theory that remember you know when the the generals or forest is given that scene in front of the uh the guy just starts unplugging stuff i feel like andrew just did that to me because he knew i was gonna go in there and blow it yeah but it was a lot of fun shout out to melee shout out to the cage fights saw some local fighters it's cool that's a cool

thing up and comers nice man yeah sounds like you're really excited for me anybody else no i'm just i i i i can't believe this that you this is the first we're hearing of this that you went and did this who are you i'm a guy who went to cage fight shows up monday with a beanie on yeah notice i'm not yeah next time dave does this we can have fun and be like yeah okay you know i'll do something way way cooler i'll never be this guy but the guy who goes to the gym and wears the beanie while he works out that dude looks tough yeah but you're just sweating up there that dude knows what he's doing he's gonna walk in here with a cauliflower ear before seriously how do you know

i don't have it already maybe that's what you're covering up with that beanie am i a fucking skull tat like what's going on i have been hanging out with dan a lot seriously shout out to dan shout out to jay what's up dan Shout out to Prim, who we mentioned already. He's getting a lot of love. He told me to tell y'all he's still banging our shit. Listening to our shows, I think, is what he meant. Shout out, Prim. I was gassing up your baseball abilities earlier, by the way, Prim,

to these knuckleheads. He's just nodding along. Facts. He's the nodding along. Facts. He's the hardest working man at Grand X. It's true. He's a straight up dog. Go, Will. Rodeo.

Let's go. Fort Worth, funky town. You know what it is? I don't know what it is about me. I don't know where this part of my personality exists. I don't know what it is about me. I don't know where this part of my personality exists. I don't know where it came from. I mean, it probably was just supplanted in my brain from my dad at some point. But, like, I love rodeos.

I don't get it. I love rodeos. You got a little cowboy in you. A little bit. I actually can't believe that rodeos still exist in this world. It is crazy that you have this, like, like you're the candle guy. Like not, not the, I'm not throwing shade, but like, yeah, burn. You're the candle guy. You're the Sunday scaries guy. Rodeos are so tight. Like you just, I love it. I love it. I'm going to the PBR

event next, next month in Cedar park. Just come with me, run up. Well, I noticed in that photo you sent and the one you posted um conveniently didn't show your footwear well i didn't i didn't crop the photo it was just the person that took it yeah i wore i wore a pair of blundstone boots hell yeah these are ranch boots those are totally fine totally stone boots blundstone um i don't have i don't have a pair of boots um i don't have a pair of pants that would even look good with a pair of boots at this point. If I wore those jeans that I had on at this rodeo with a pair of boots, I'd look like I had two paper towel things sticking up.

Just tuck the jeans into the boot. Stop it. I've never heard that term before. Blundstone. Well, it's a brand. Now I know that, yeah. These are acceptable to wear to a rodeo, in my opinion, right? Yeah, sure.

Yeah, I don't know. You could have borrowed Duda's. I know he doesn't live here, but his steel toes. Yeah, that's what these were called. We had some seats that were very, very perfect for watching the bull riding, and I really enjoyed it. We also had the conversation of if you had, if you had, you know, two months to train

to be in the money in a rodeo event, what would you do? What's be in the money? Like top four, I think we're getting paid a little bit. Top five. Riding a bull, I mean. Like Jake Paul it? No, obviously riding a bull is like last place.

I know, okay, riding a bull, it takes some like athletic ability, but it's mostly just having like a big old set of cojones on you yeah but it's I think it's the balance too I think it's a lot of bounce from what I can tell I have only watched you know a lot of videos on YouTube about this um and can you fall correctly because uh fall and not get your ass kicked yeah you know what that's a big strong animal will we decided we all decided collectively that it would be the one where you jump onto the steer and tackle them, and then you just flip them over so all their feet... No, you don't even have to do that.

You don't even have to tie them up. You just flip it over so all their feet are pointing in the right direction. The hog tie one. I feel bad for the little calves when they do that. They're fine. They're fine. Sometimes they get their neck snapped, but overall, they're fine. Oh, that's cool.

Yeah. It's just the cost of doing business. It's fun. It's fun. It's a sport, Dylan. Yeah. Well, part of that, don't you understand? That's why I can't believe it still exists.

The amount of deaths that have to go on during rodeo season has to be through the roof on these animals. How does PETA feel about the old rodeo situation? It's just so good. I mean, just driving to Funky i just i just matched that siri button and told her to toss on a little bit of uh brooks and dunn radio you hit the stockyards brother no we really didn't we really did it um yeah we had we had dinner at a we had a pretty bougie establishment called don artemios and uh if you're ever looking for a nice dinner in uh

fort worth i would highly recommend going to that restaurant it's very good i guess chimmy's was full yeah dude and like honestly like i would have gone to Joe T's, but like the food is trash at Joe T's. I mean, it's fine. Yeah, it's fucking whatever. Don't they have like four things in the menu there? Yeah, something like that. Yeah, I like restaurants like that.

And it's cash. I do too, typically. Confirmation, still cash only. I went to a bar in New York and it was, I had about six places to sit and their menu was a hot dog, cheeseburger, light beer, dark beer. That rule. That's fucking awesome.

Like sign me up. Hell yeah. Yeah. Yeah. That was it. Yeah. I don't know. I'm a rodeo boy these days.

I just go to rodeos and stuff like Parker McCollum's retweeting me and shit. Like everyone just gets it. Yeah, you're kind of, you're just on a different level. That not dude everyone gets it dude he saw he saw my timeline he's like i should i quote tweet this dude he scrolled down like two tweets he's like oh shit he was at the he was at the the cow town rodeo how did you tweet hit that dude's tl i only have one theory and i don't think it's worth discussing oh okay well we don't have to. The algorithm served it? No, I don't think my algorithm crosses over with Parker McCollum.

There's a lot of our listeners enjoying him. Dude, he probably deleted his tweet when he just saw my Martha Stewart tweet this morning. Oh, wait, this is after my brain. Can you believe Martha Stewart doesn't know what queso dip is? Did you see my tweet from this morning? What the hell? No. Somebody commented, like, I love that Martha Stewart busts out caviar like we bust what queso dip is did you see my tweet from this morning what the hell no somebody commented like i love that martha stewart busts out caviar like we bust out queso dip and then she responded to the comment on instagram and said what's queso dip like come on how how

baller are you that you don't even know what queso is you're martha stewart that's a person that's detached from reality she's never been south of like Kentucky or... She just stays out there, man. Queso. Like she's never been to a Tex-Mex restaurant? Well, even if you saw that... She's never seen the tortilla chips? But even if you've never been, you've heard of it. Most people know queso means cheese.

So she could at least be like, all right, well, cheese dip. You know what I mean? Like she could probably logically step by step walk through... There's a chance that Martha Stewart Doesn't even know that Spanish is a language And like queso is a word From that language She probably knows that

I don't know Like her and Snoop Dogg Never burned together And just busted out some queso? Yeah I just don't know If I believe this Yeah it's a real disappointment

She's been bad as hell On Instagram lately though I wouldn't know I don't follow Martha Stewart You should dude I don't know Yeah I should You see any rodeo

clowns get fucked up no no we did see one guy pretty much we saw a guy pretty much get his head stomped in that's cool

he walked away from it helmet right they wear masks right in the helmets yeah the bull riders were doing that my favorite event I think

I don't even I'm such I'm an amateur obviously like I'm Will you are Will I don't know much about it you're a verified amateur

I liked the bareback horse bronco bucking whatever you call it i thought that was the most fun but it was mainly because those guys were flying off tell me more those bear backs will book you i know when i heard there's a bear back i thought we're gonna see some bears out there like you thought they had bears at the rodeo yeah i thought it'd be sweet they have to whoever shaves the most uh hair off of the bear's back wins and so it's kind of an outdated game but yeah and i was watching my hair i was watching alone last night the dude came really close to a grizzly it was fucking wild damn dude people people be talking mad uh uh uh good stuff about uh the last of us last night mad good stuff about The Last of Us last night. Mad good stuff.

I'm ready to get into that. It was a very emotional episode. As I'm watching it- Did you cry, Davey? A couple times I teared up. It's very, very- Dave. Sometimes I take an early bird and just-

And just cry? And I just cry, but this time I had a reason. I was like, oh, damn, that's fucking deep. Is this show for me you can say no you can say i'd rather i'd rather get the truth i don't fuck yeah three in yes it's not but here's the thing it's not like walking dead zombies where it's like you know every eight minutes there's a walk there's a walker and they gotta like all right assemble and like a dude like shoots an arrow through it.

Not like that. Okay. Not yet, at least. I'm sure it'll change, but good. I think you would like it. I would just not watch it on Sunday night. I just don't think it's going to happen for your boy. I don't know.

There's going to be some noms given for that show. Yeah, I was way more out on it until, or not, I wasn't out on it. It just didn't really interest me that much until I saw so many tweets from last night's episode about talking about how good it is and i was like damn you see pete blackburn's tweet pete blackburn was love it yeah loving it you know i've been loving lately not those old stiff dress shirts that i got in my closet that just sit there all the time that require going to the dry cleaner so i have to go do all this stuff this has got to be about mizzen in maine it's just the worst but you know it's the

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I'm on that Mickey Mouse grind. I thought you were doing a Mizzou play there. No, no. And it was going to upset me. Dude, their journalism school? Sick. Dude, yeah. Very exclusive club.

Is it? I got a text message earlier today from a grad of the Mizzou School of Journalism. You guys familiar with Michael Weiner? Yeah. Yeah, he texted me this morning, and he just texted me, Hello, Will. That's a good intro.

It's great when you can read it in his voice. And then he canceled his Super Bowl party on us. Great to see you. He did? Yeah, he canceled it this morning. What? He told me to let you guys know. Why couldn't he just let us know directly?

He had some other questions to ask me as well about other things and and that's just the direction that we went so buzzfeed is uh they're buying lambos now dude yeah that doesn't surprise me let me guess are they leveraging ai tools well obviously dude how else are you gonna buy a bunch of lambos and there's other ways to acquire capital but leveraging these ai tools that's a pretty good one to go with i hate what's going on here yeah they fired 180 people because uh they're they're just pivoting to ai to write articles that is such bullshit yeah i'll never support buzzfeed i mean buzzfeed sucks

anyway like suck sucks and so like i already don't really enjoy clicking on their stuff but this Bullshit. Yeah, I'll never support BuzzFeed. I mean, BuzzFeed sucks anyway. Like, sucks, sucks. And so, like, I already don't really enjoy clicking on their stuff. But this makes it pretty easy to be like, no, I'm not doing this. Do we need to be here on this? Does it take a little enjoyment out of an article knowing that it wasn't a human being that wrote it and it was just a computer? At this point, I get all my news from Twitter pretty much. It should. It should. And so, like, the amount of times that I actually read an article on something, some of the time I'm reading it because it really interests me and I want a different perspective on it.

Or I'm reading it because I like the author. Knowing that something is written by AI, especially a buzz – if this is a recap of something, like if something is written about – if something is written by AI in a realm that is like boring and businessy, I don't really care because I'm not going to read that. If it's something that contains humor or is intended to entertain as opposed to inform, it's just not sexy to me. BuzzFeed was an absolute juggernaut when we were the height of our blogging days at Grand X, right? Because all these listicles they would do and they would just go crazy people would share the shit out of them are they still well are they still like a major player i think they're trying to pivot to be a little more serious right let me give you guys a little bit of knowledge ready and this is all stuff i already knew but obviously um in 2000 no excuse me in 2021 buzzfeed was valued at $1.7 billion.

Okay. That's a lot. What do you think it's worth right now? $715 million. Go ahead, Will, who didn't just look at my screen. I can't do that. If you think I can read that, $1 billion. I just found it 340 million

okay that makes sense that's less than the first number i said that makes sense does that surprise you you know working in media and i have been for some time now um i think this is more of like a media landscape thing people aren't reading articles like they used to right it's it's it's People aren't reading articles like they used to, right? It's what? Nothing. It's nothing you did. I'm sorry.

Go ahead. No, you have to tell us. Share with the class. You said right. And it's been pointed out that Greg Olson, when he's doing color commentary, he makes a lot of points and then emphasizes them with right. And so I just, I'm sorry. I didn't mean to stop you down.

That was all on me. You didn't do anything wrong. He's a good analyst. You're a good podcaster, right? Right. That's right, dude.

No, it's going to ruin it. Why does he do that? People are reading less on the internet. Yeah. Tell me I'm wrong. Correct. Okay.

Correct. And to be honest, if I'm trying to get news, like actual news that Buzzfeed is trying to put out these days, I'm not going to Buzzfeed for that. they have too much of a stink about being a clickable like click farm website to me to actually take them seriously even though they do break serious things like i think they've had several instances in the last few years where they've broken big stories or done a big big expose on stuff but like i still don't care about them no but now that they're now that all

the ceos are redriving lambos because they're leveraging ai like that's kind of baller shit i might be back in this stinks for creatives man yeah i mean it stinks for it stinks for journalists i got an email a few weeks ago from uh some startup company that and he's this he was like the founder of this company said he was using AI to like cut promo clips from episodes of podcasts. Yeah. And I was like, okay. It's just the guy who keeps emailing me. Dude, it's probably –

Maybe. I guarantee this guy has got all of our emails and just like volume. He's leveraging the right AI tool. He's trying to make me go through hell to like see like a demonstration of what they can do. I ended up just like not responding to him. But that seems sorry too man well it's all it's all a little icky i think this guy might be a little icky he uh so i hadn't responded to his first email and he hit me with uh seems like cutting costs

isn't a priority now for washed media mind if i circle back later this year i'm not gonna employ a dude who uses ai and then charges me for it. I'll just go use AI and do it my fucking self. Or I'll do this. Call me crazy. Or I'll use the employee who's in charge of video to do that. Or a freelancer we pay to cut clips for us who does a great job. You know?

I like supporting these people. That guy has a Lambo, though, and we don't. So who's a dumbass? I would like a Lambo, though, and we don't. Who's a dumbass? I would like a Lambo, to be fair. I don't. But I'm not willing to do it this way. It would just look stupid in my neighborhood. I would become an automatic Mark.

People would be like, all right. I'm not even the break-in-the-car type. You'd have the sticky bandits just casing out. Have you guys noticed that Dave is now pushing a Lambo? It'd be hilarious if Dave just started pushing one. It'd be awesome. Can you get the Lambo kit still? Do they have suicide doors on those?

Not suicide. They got the Lambo doors. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. What are those called? Wings? Lambo doors? I don't know. I don't even know if I want that.

The ones that are in those Tessies, too. I remember one time I pulled up to a restaurant restaurant very close to us, actually, in Austin. Did you hit switches in the parking lot? Well, I was going to valet the car because there was not very much parking there, and I didn't really have a choice. So I pulled up in my 2007 Ford Fusion. That was sick, though. And the car in front of me had suicide doors. And I was like, man, I don't think they're going to park my car out in front of the valet like they do with the nice cars.

I think this car at the Suicides might do it. Suicide's sick. So if you drive a Rolls or a Lincoln, they call it a coach door. Opel, which I'm not familiar with, flex doors. Mazda, freestyle doors. Or Saturn, rear access doors. Damn. Okay.

Thank you for that. You knew off the top of your head, too. That's pretty impressive. That's Okay. Thank you for that. You knew off the top of your head, too. That's pretty impressive, dude. That's what's the most impressive part. Hey, do you mind opening up that rear access door? There's got to be a better way. Dude, you call it a suey. Everybody knows it's a suey.

We don't do that in 2023. I had someone call it a... I had someone talk about their frunk lately. Their front trunk. I put it on some weight. I don't like the word front only nice whips have that because that means the engine's in the back it was a tessie or it's an electric vehicle yeah it was a tessie they were talking about but when they said when they dropped

frunk on me i was like man that was pretty casual is that like a car fupa also if you're like if you're putting something in your trunk, you can just say trunk. That was a flex on me. They were like, no, I'm going to blow this guy's mind. I'm going to say frunk right now. That's kind of sick. When I'm in Houston, you catch me popping frunk. Yeah.

You know it's on. Yeah, Dave has two 15s in his frunk. I don't want to store shit in my frunk. What if I get in a fender bender and then all my shit's all messed up? Your clubs are just all bent to shit? Yeah, that would suck. I don't want to store shit in my front what if i get an offender bender and then like all my shit's all messed up your clubs are just all bent to shit yeah yeah i don't want to lead with my golf club you want to know one of the least one of the least baller things about me when uh an uber pulls up and it's a tesla i struggle with the doors oh i do too and i've been in multiple teslas not to brag but you you push one side in and grab the other. It's weird.

It's fucking stupid. Yeah, but then the window cracks. And to get out. And you think you did something wrong? And when you get out of them, you got to find there's a button you push. And then like, what's going on here? The window pops down. I don't know if we need that.

When we were in LA for a wedding in November, we were at LAX and the Tesla pulls up to be our Uber. And I was like, yeah, I don't know what to do here my man like you gotta you gotta get out and help a player how do i get in this yeah i don't even know how to open the trunk dude you got like i gotta put my suitcase back there up the front dog you start like you kick in the window and just climb in you're like what's up picking up david oh what's up man and they feel so fragile like i hate i don't know honestly well there's a lot of tiktok videos out there about how teslas are poorly made i can't confirm or deny i'll be honest anytime i'm in one it does feel like a nice nice car i saw that one spontaneously combusted on the highway gross dude that sounds like you on a friday night yeah yeah pardon me i burst in flames wow a lot of incubus listeners in the in the crowd tonight anyway i totally got

that reference is this brandon guy ever gonna put a shirt on hope not he's a snack he's a hunk skinny lad people a lot of people talk about that i skipped a uh red wings uh game seven playoff game against the colorado avalan to go to an Incubus concert. Dude, that's sick, though. Damn. We won 7-0, so it didn't really matter, but I do feel kind of like a wimp. Was it just you and the boys,

or were you with a young lady? You're not going to believe what I'm saying right now, but I was actually with my buddy Tanner. Yeah. You and Tanner skipped a game seven? Wait, watching the game seven or attending? Uh, just watching it. Just watching it with the boys though.

Watching it with the boys, the boys there or not. Well, I was, I was at the incubus. I don't know where the boys were. Tell me this was like on Friday or Sunday. Oh,

it was on a Saturday. I swear to God. Tell me it wasn't the day in between the two that I just named. Oh, no comment. No comment. No comment. You think you know someone. What?

Dude, Tanner and I were at the – I was with the boys. You thought you were going to get some Pazuzzi? I would say – I've always said that Saturdays are for the Brandon boys. That's good. That was a stretch. Full circle. No, no, no. They like it.

This is a crowd that's hyped up for Incubus stuff. Hit the button. Don't hit the no, no. They like it. This is a crowd that's hyped up for Incubus stuff. Hit the button. Don't hit the button, man. Anyway, I probably won't get a Lambo. And I probably won't read a lot of BuzzFeed. I'm more of a daily star guy. Yeah. They do good work.

They really do. Dave's got my New York Times subscription. I added him as an authorized user. Hey, no AI computers coming up with the fire headlines we come up with for our fake segment. Dave, I do have Rocket Money negotiating a cheaper rate for us.

So we're good in that respect. Okay, huge. Shout out to Rocket Money. Been loving them lately. Didn't AI do the, let's talk about dad dick headline? Or was that you? No, but he did step over Tyronn Lue

after hitting that three pointer. Yeah, if I ever get any old columns digged up that try to cancel me, step over tyron liu after hitting that that three-pointer yeah if i ever get any old columns digged up that try to cancel me i'm just gonna do a i wrote that a i wrote uh that dad dick column for sure no and definitely not you what would i write that all right because i feel like you're the only dad at the time on the content team so i'm just asking i didn't write that hey dylan since you're like the earth and like science and space guy can you explain to me what's going on with earth's core right now i obviously like no but i feel like you have a good way of explaining it decided to just bust a bitch started flipping the other way earth's core decided to bust a bitch yeah and yeah it's like oh we're gonna put this thing down flip it and

reverse it is the earth's core like that is it like an apple core is it like the same thing where like you could smoke weed out of it if you hollowed it all out and shit it's a little different it is it's too hot it's too hot in there it would just burn it would burn that shit up oh so you could just like drop that keef up on there like sprinkle it it'll just burn itself yeah what is wrong with you 1998 stoner exactly like that man oh no one's no one's leveraged do you guys want to do you guys want to go to the incubus concert with me this weekend dude for sure dude i love sprinkling gross no but really um the rotation of earth's inner core may have pause and it could even go into reverse. Is it having inner core? Did y'all even know that the Earth's core was rotating?

I had no clue. You didn't know that? I don't even know what it looks like. You didn't know that? You never watched the intro to Game of Thrones? You think it's just being still down there and just chilling? I don't know. I thought it would just rotate with us. I thought this was like a dance that we do together.

How big are you asking is the Earth's core about the size of mars what's it made on it's about 3200 miles below earth's surface if you didn't realize that yeah it's about like the radius though is 2200 miles people people screw those up all the time what two elements do you think compose our earth's core uh elements two of them uh hot liquid magma not an element periodic table nickel and iron does that surprise you dude that's heavy earth's gotta be pretty strong to support all that like just like a big ball of metal being in there to be pretty strong to support all that like just like a big ball of metal beat in there core nuts core that's back that's core new listener here that's the thing we do i i'm we gonna be okay why is it why is this why is this moving separately from the rest of the

earth i feel like we should be all being congruent it's the juxtaposition what part of that don't you get what's got the core and then you've got the what position is the juxtaposition what part of that don't you get what you've got the core and then you've got the what position is the juxtaposition is there one is there sneaky in the cup right now so it goes what crust the earth's crust isn't there a mantle underneath it okay randy randy the can you explain the earth's composition to us, please? You got it. It's crust, mantle, and core. And I think there's two different parts to the mantle. Yeah, that's all about what I step out there.

We stand you. I crushed core last night. Yeah, dude. Yeah, dude. I was actually pumping iron last night. Nice. Yeah, I was just crushing my core. That's so fucking stupid.

Yeah, Trey walked by and like, let me hit the blunt while i was in a plank what yeah you were planking and you hit a blunt yeah this is kind of stupid but i did it it's on video it's on tiktok check me out i'm just i'm i'm like trying to read the article and like maybe give some actual insight but i can't it's always good to just read it like on the show i can't yeah what does this mean what's what's next for earth in 2020 yeah dude you gotta think this like changes a lot you gotta think right like nothing's gonna be the same after this if the earth's core starts going to the oppo direction remember when he triggered this yeah dude remember when intern klein he he did his hair oppo at the

pga championship some say that's what put this in motion that was wild do you ever throw uh you ever throw your son's hair to the side and forget which side he parts his hair to yeah because i i do this all the time that i'm like oh that looks stupid i need to put it the other way dude i'm gonna i'm in a silent battle with parks's mom we we do his hair the like the opposite directions of each other sometimes oh interesting yeah she's like she so we don't know who's going oppo she's going oppo i was in a side with her sorry i do his hair the same way i do mine this way see anybody anybody that's willing to like buck the norm or you know think outside the box i'm riding with them going oppo hey tip of the

cap tip of the beanie i don't even think I can do an oppo. Like, my hair doesn't operate like that. Let me see. Dude, you look grunge right now. It doesn't work like that, though. Like, my hair grows in that direction. I want an oppo of a few months ago. Why?

Just to see what would happen. Nobody noticed. It's crazy to me that people would do this willingly. I hate the way my hair lays. I hate my hair. Yeah, but your hair is probably cut in a way that is more conducive to the way that you actually do it. So going oppo. That's a good question.

And I was talking to T. I was like, if I did my hair this way, would that change the way you cut it? She said, no. Did you say, would it change the way you think of me? I wanted to confuse my hair. You know, like when you're lifting, Dave, and you got to keep keep those muscles guessing like oh yeah i'm just i'm just telling riddles to my muscles dave's hitting me with with this uh sumo lift and i've never felt this shit before same concept d-man pulling sumo same concept david yeah your follicles are just like i guess

we got nothing better thicken up they were were doing this. One of those. Why did they make that noise? Because they were confused. Do it again. Like that. And she keep... What? Finish it.

So are we in any danger? I haven't read the article, man. You haven't gotten that far in the article? There's just a lot of words. Randy, are we in any danger? Oh, here's a paragraph that says, nothing cataclysmic is happening, he added. That's good. Well, can I tell you the last sentence of the article,

since you haven't gotten there yet? It says, you can think of seismologists like medical doctors who study the internal organs of patients' bodies using imperfect or limited equipment. So despite progress, our image of the inner Earth is still blurry, and we are still in the discovery stage. So I don't really know if I can feel that comfortable right now. Song and Yang argue that, based on their calculations,

a small imbalance in the electromagnetic and gravitational forces could slow and even reverse the inner core's rotation. They believe this is part of a seven-decade cycle and that the turning point prior to the one they detected in their data around 2009-2010 occurred in the early 1970s. That still doesn't tell me anything. How do you feel about this, Randy? The inside of the Earth is hollow,

and there's a bunch of dinosaurs, and there's an inner sun. I've seen it with the rockets during the sun of the Earth. That's facts. That's facts. That's facts. Won't you come? To your point, Will, we're basically just giving the earth a prostate exam. David? I don't know if the earth has a butthole, David.

If it did, like where would it be theoretically? I don't know. It was to Will's point. Where? The South Pole. Did you say theoretically? I don't know. It was to Will's Point. Where? The South Pole. Did you say Columbus? I didn't say Columbus. Columbus is a beautiful area.

What did you say? Nowhere. Dave? What? Where would the Earth's butthole be? To Will's Point. I think it's near Lake Titicaca. Jeez. They got gotta rebrand that

we're children we were riding high dylan and you had to dylan i've never been to ohio for the record it might be lovely i've spent a lot of time in Ohio. You love it. I have certain parts of it that I enjoy, but I think largely it's pretty mid-place, yeah. Wow. Will DeVries. I don't hate Cincinnati. I don't hate Cleveland.

Never been to Columbus. Ohio State's there. No, Columbus is in the state of Ohio. That's good. You reversed it, like the Earth's core. I can't help you. Yeah, dude, I had no idea the Earth was putting this thing down, flipping it, and then reversing it.

Right. Back to that. Right. God dang it. Anyway. Well, I'm not worried anymore. Anyway, hopefully we're okay. I was worried when I saw this on the rundown, but now I'm not.

I think if there were true danger, it would be a bigger story than it actually is. Are we doing a black hole story too? Black hole, son. I'm sorry. That's on me. Honestly, I feel like my body's been a black hole lately. I've just been eating everything. I've been drinking a bunch of stuff.

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Drop a little bit of that under the tongue. Felt great. Oh, yeah. I'm built a little different though. Okay. We've got some uh big upside down pineapple news man i'd love a good new york post article that has four different videos running at once that's tight um we were probably the first show to really bring to light and expose

the swinger community which it wasn't our intention to do that. What people choose to do with other couples behind closed doors is their business as consenting adults. However, the upside down pineapple, I think by now has made its way into pop culture to where, you know, don't get a upside down pineapple tattoo. If you're not looking to swing, it's only an upside down. if you look at it from a certain perspective though it's a great point it's a great philosophical that's kind of everything in life her arm is hanging down by her side it's subjective what you're saying huh it looks it's upright yeah which is fine doesn't give off any like you know i want to hook up with you and your

mate vibes but boom she hits you with that and it's like oh wait go do it again do the two she hits you like that i am and it's right there boom upside down yeah it can be very confusing um i get why i get why someone would want this the pineapple is aesthetically pleasing as like a cartoon logo as an emoji it's a very it's an attractive fruit attractive yeah yeah it is it's too spiky for me it's spiky it's so good i love a pineapple man it's it's it's i'm not i'm not i'm not gonna sit here and slander pineapple that's not that's not what i'm here for i i don't have any beef against kiwi but it's it's a good fruit nothing nothing the kiwi's the

goaded fruit he was dank i liked it i like that the swinger community chose the pineapple and not something just mega obviously horny yeah they're like they're not putting like eggplants outside or anything like that i feel that like a sausage link that's come on man what are you doing i'm just saying things they could have done that would have been a little bit more obvious. Let's get them all out of the way. Banana. Yeah, that's a good one. Popsicle or just whatever.

Popsicle? It's phallic. It's somewhat phallic. You can't just have a popsicle sitting outside. You'd have to be living in like North Michigan or something. What's your goaded popsicle? Bombstick. Bombstick?

The kind with the banana fudge and the fudge. Ooh. What's a bombstick stick I think I'm a rocket pop guy what's a bomb stick well here's what you need to realize shout out Nelson Cruz

here's what you need to realize Jesus I grew up in a place that didn't have an ice cream truck y'all have an entire cultural experience

that I will never understand because I never got to hear that thing coming down the road and I never got to run outside with a dollar in my hand trying to get a bomb stick. You'll still find an ice cream truck around

these parts. They still do them. I think what you're looking for is bomb pop. Bomb pop. That's facts. The banana fudge kind. That one's always talking about that bomb pee. I've never seen that. What?

Oh, man. They are incredible. Incredible. One of the most popular items from Trader Joe's is chocolate-covered bananas. You had those, Dylan? That's what the package looks like. You see that somewhere? A cop.

Damn, they hit him with that Reese's color. Thank me later. That looks like Reese's. You thank me later, David. That looks like a Charleston Chew. Don't do this. It's the Charleston Che chew of the ice cream community. Oh, so it sucks.

No, it's goaded. So no one in our demographic eats them. Yeah, a ton of ice cream companies have come up with much better stuff since this originated. Look, don't shit on Bomb Pops, man. I used to mess with the Flintstone Push Pop Heavy. Dude, yeah. Oh, it's so fun. Just pushing it up.

See, this is a vibe that i can identify with because you could buy those in store not just at the ice cream it is called bomb stick in this this package clearly says stick without the c so i'm not wrong oh oh dylan's coming back probably just both different you know different they're different items why don't you guys leg wrestle over it all right leg wrestle i'm famously not a good leg wrestler yeah we know we didn't instagram live uh after your wedding and everyone saw you you get your ass kicked he cooked me did you know that today you can find the cherry lime lemon blue raspberry flavors bursting from patriotic pops from three separate brands in the form of bomb pops firecrackers, and triple rockets. That's okay.

I've been saying that. Did you know that? No, I do now. Thank you. What's your number one draft pick? If we were doing a dessert draft right now. Dessert? Dessert.

There's so, I mean, it's tough, man. I don't know. Give me some time to think about it. Maybe Bananas Foster. I love Bananas Foster. What was the- I get it. Tableside? Have you ever had Tableside Bananas Foster? Yes, dude. That. What was the... I get it. Tableside?

Have you ever had Tableside Bananas Foster? Yes, dude. That's how every restaurant does it, dude. I'm not a small baller. Hang on. That's the one. Sorry for... Dude, Freezer Pops. That's your number one draft pick?

No, no, no. Freezer Pops. But back in the day, when they melted and you just drank it, and you're just drinking like 100 grams of sugar. You got to purposely just eat it slowly so it starts to melt. Daddy had a 32-ounce Dr. Pepper yesterday on his drive home from Fort Worth. Damn. Did you drink all of it?

Yeah. I finished it last night. You got a tiki break on the way home? I did do something crazy, though. I felt guilty halfway through when I was doing the regular Dr. Pepper, and so I pivoted at the last moment and finished it off with some some diet dr pepper okay i'm on my skinny grind right now okay as far as diet drinks go diet dr pepper is nowhere in the ballpark of diet coke diet coke is just superior no i mean it's superior to diet dr pepper but i'm not i am absolutely not

one of those people that like likes the taste of diet coke versus any other type of coke i don't get it and you know what i guess i'm more of a mr pibb guy i just like the people that say they like the taste of diet coke more than regular coke i just i know you're lying to me don't lie to my face that i cannot jump on board with that is that is just disgusting i do love diet coke Diet Coke, but nothing beats a soda Coca-Cola classic. I know you say you love Diet Coke. I don't believe people when they say they love Diet Coke. Oh, I love Diet Coke.

I just don't believe people. Love it. It's just not very good. I just don't agree with you. My brain doesn't put the pieces together that people would like it more than anything else. Our taste buds are very different, Will. Yeah, they're not buds. We've learned that.

We've learned that over the years. Yeah. They're not buds. We've learned that. We've learned that over the years. Yeah. They're not buds. Yeah, we did. Hey, do you remember when you would get a freezer pop and it did start to melt? And then some of it would break off in the packet and you could propel it up to the top

and you could pop it out? That's when you were living. Oh, my God. Nothing was better. We don't all know that. Nothing was better. Truly. Truly one of the few few beautiful things my number one restaurant dessert on the draft would be cheesecake my number one store-bought from like the the ice chest would be uh an ice cream snickers bar i don't hate that call the ice cream snickers bar is is just delightful yeah i

don't hate it should we do a draft on wednesday maybe a dessert draft no dave Yeah, I don't hate it. Should we do a draft on Wednesday? Maybe. A dessert draft? Maybe. Dave's going to break it. I don't want to do desserts. Dave will break it. I need to break one on purpose because I've won all of them.

We need different categories of dessert because there are too many. Yeah, it's too broad. You got cookies. You got ice cream. Anything can be a dessert if you want it. You got cookies and cream. Yeah.

Cookies and cream. Cereal. People can do cereal for dessert. No one does that, David. That's stupid. Even when I have a bowl of cereal after dinner, I don't think of it as dessert. I just think of it as like I'm still hungry.

Honey Nut Cheerios post-dinner. It doesn't make sense to me. That's my dessert. Especially because there is sugar content in the cereal that I am eating. Had some peanut butter balls last night. It's officially Girl Scout cookie season. We got some over the weekend. Yeah. Yeah. Had a Th butter balls last night it's officially uh girl scout cookie season we got some over the weekend yeah yeah i had a thin mint last night we've ranked the girls

selling it at the at the randalls down the street from us dylan i just walked by the booth and i was like give me those cookies you stole from a little girl like what you're gonna beat up a 36 year old and so i stole the cookies and i walked off you shouldn't do that did you explain to them how uh girl girl scouts are problematic? Yeah, I told them. And they were just like, all right, well, here, just take the cookies, sir. Just get out of here.

You shouldn't do that, man. What? What, dude? You're kind of a fun sponge. Okay. All right. Hey, that was a pretty good episode. It didn't compare to Friday's episode, Coffee Friday.

Don't tell people that. There's some lucky SOBs who didn't realize we did a Friday episode. Yeah. They just popped open their Apple today or Spotify and saw that. Oh, shit. It's like a bonus pod. They're going to have to look forward to it. Somebody called it J-bonus pod.

Gene loved J-bone. He did. Let's get out of here oh gene bye you