Circling Back - Elmo Was Hacked & Dripped Out Robots

Episode Date: July 14, 2025

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Alright we're back. Circling back podcast Monday morning. My name is Dave. At DC rough on Instagram, if you care. I bet you do. Producing today, Randall Trimbaki. Hi Dave. What was that little smile you were giving me as I was doing the introduction?

I'm just happy to be here. Happy to be with you. We're coming at you and setting 4K. Does it look better? Hopefully my camera definitely does. It might be a little grainy. I'm not sure, but and setting 4K. Does it look better? Hopefully my camera definitely does. It might be a little grainy. I'm not sure, but hey, 4K Dylan. We're just testing it out here on the pod.

Just in time to pick up the sun kissed skin that I got over the weekend. Thanks, man. Yeah. What's going on with my boys and in some cases cows? I don't know, dude. Yeah. What's going on with my boys and in some cases, gals. I don't know, dude. Dylan Shivery. Man. What a week.

Short week for me actually. Leave Thursday, but it's not what we're here to talk about. Hey, big shout out to our friend, uh, Brian Willender. Cape Cod. Really? Yeah. When'd you book that flight? Did you get a good deal on it?

A couple of months ago. Nice. Pretty standard, standard rate. I think. Nice. Yeah. When'd you book that flight? Did you get a good deal on it? A couple of months ago. Nice. Pretty standard standard rate. I think. Nice. Yeah. Anyway, I was talking about our friend Brent Rucker. What's the damage on that?

Yeah. It's on the rundown. If you want to hold off on it. Okay. Anyway, what's the damage on the flight? I don't know. A few hundred bucks, something like that. Okay.

Yeah. I have to get a few hundred bucks to throw around. Trip insurance, any of that? No, I don't fuck with that shit, dude. Yeah. Did you get a few hundred bucks to throw around? Trip insurance, any of that? No, I don't fuck with that shit, dude. Yeah, things must've been good. He had $30 to throw around. Now he's got a few hundreds. Okay.

Look at this guy. Not anymore, I spent it on the trip. Yeah, I would have had a couple hundred to throw around if I didn't sell all my Bitcoin before it took off. That's topical from Randall Trimbaki. Hey, so are we in 4K as well? What's going on? What's new here? Oh, no, everything should be in 4k. Because it because from my vantage point, you got all the good stuff on you. It's because

I don't have a light. I had I have a new light over here. So that I actually am a little illuminated because I was in this dark corner. You guys have these big lights. Illumination. I was in this dark corner. You guys have these big lights. Illumination. So, no darkness. I'm not.

Yeah, man. We could start over. Yeah. Let's just start a show. We can start the whole thing over. Bad so far. I was talking to Blaine. Uh, he made an appearance on this show last week.

He did. We were texting about stained. Did you ever get into stained? I think you know that I didn't. What about you, Randy? Couple pairs of underwear, but I don't know what you're talking about. All right.

That's gross. No, is that like a band or something? Yeah, it's a band. No. Okay, cool stuff, man. Hey, how was the move? It's still moving, but I did, I got my ladder in, so I was able to hang that box with the ladder.

No, no, no. That ladder I brought back in, but I have a big telescoping ladder now. That's great for an apartment. Dan came over and helped me. What kind of ladder? Telescoping. Telescoping.

Telescoping. I don't know. Telescoping, telescoping. Wait, so that's a, I understand why it would be called that, but I've never heard it actually called a telescoping or scoping ladder. I didn't know that was the term for it. That sounds exciting. We're going to have to check that out, big dog. Yeah. You want to see it?

Tell it the chances he mispronounced it are quite high. That is what it's called. So shout out to Randy and it makes sense. It does make sense. I have just not heard of use that way. Although I don't really dabble in ladders. One of these bad boys. I've get not heard of use that way. Although I don't really dabble in these bad boys. You know, that's the thing about me. What? I just don't really fuck with ladders. I'm not a big fan either, man.

No, I'm afraid of heights. Yeah. I get up to like the fourth wrong. I'm like, Oh, I don't know. Start shaking. I don't know. Yeah. Got parks down there holding it for me, you know, all 60 pounds.

No, you can't trust that. You're not going to support this. No. Like I'm crashing down. What's he going to do? I don't know. Start wobbling. Yeah.

Old Jell-O legs. Freaking Parks, man. Your tiny little legs on that ladder. Parks is on a boat in the Pacific right now, the North Pacific. God, what'd that set him back? I don't know. I don't think he's paying for it. Okay, cool. Sure.

He doesn't have a few hundred to throw around? He does actually. Oh. Boys, Parks made an appearance last week on Cringe Week. He didn't. Unrelated to Cringe Week, but he was on. He didn't really bring much heat. That's okay.

During his appearance. So we kept it. Sure, but he was mad cute, darn it. I know. I'll just let you know, if you think like Parks was on to tell like a cringe story, he wasn't, he just happened to be here. So we just wanted to get him some reps on the mic. So he just popped in.

But yeah, last week was cringe week. Highly, highly rated cringe week and go check us out on Patreon, circling back podcast on Patreon. You can listen to that. You know what? We got so much, uh, good feedback and so many calls, but probably gonna have to run that back maybe next month. People loved it.

Actually. I loved it. It was great. Did you love it? I did. It was fantastic content man. The listeners as always brought the heat. What are you doing? Are you playing a video game? I don't know if people at home can hear the beeps. I forgot to start the clock so I'm just fast-forwarding the clock to six minutes so that I could put it up there. That's what I'm doing over here. Okay. Now that's seven minutes. That is a big Micah move that you just pulled right there.

Just randomly like beeping away at something. We're good now. Just don't throw a can into a trash can from across the room and we'll be okay. That's what a Micah move. Speaking of other producers, Dan was here this morning too. He gave me a video switcher. So if it doesn't, the video doesn't look good now, maybe we'll use his borrowed equipment

and it might look better in the future. Hey, Randy, I'm sure by now you've become aware that there's a subreddit thread about you and how people are enjoying you more. Let me just say, is this on our sub Reddit? First of all, don't let it get to your head. Second of all, don't start over overshooting. I'm not overshooting.

I was just talking about Dan coming. Pick your spots. I didn't know he did that. If you're open for a wide open. Look at, look at Mr. Seasoned Podcaster over here. If you're open for a wide open shot. Are you worried about Randy? Yeah.

If you're open for a wide open shot, like take it, but don't force it. Are you worried I'm coming podcaster over here. Tell me how to podcast. Are you worried about Randy? Yeah. If you're open for a wide open shot, like take it, but don't force it. Are you worried I'm coming for your Jay? If someone's in your grill, dish it back to me. You kind of sound like LeBron and Randy kind of sounds like Luca. What if it's Luca's team now? What if it's Randy's team?

Who am I? You know what I'm saying though? Don't let it- I'm just fucking Austin Reeves over here. Don't let it give you this overconfidence. Why are you trying to be a hater? Now you're going to be here. I'm just trying to keep you in check.

I think I now you're in his dome. I was trying to keep you in check, but that's it. He just hit you with a bud. And that is seven minutes. So there we go. Now the clock is running. Boy, producer week is back off. He fixed it.

You fixed it folks. If you want to see the, um, aforementioned new camera work and new lighting for Randy, go to youtube.com slash circling back. You know, some people would be, um, it would be a big mistake to not mention that it's a visual show is what I'm trying to tell you. You can go watch it.

Well, look, you can go watch it. You want to. No, you don't have to. We're not changing the show up because of that. It is a visual show though. You do have way too much stuff over there though. Yeah. You've got like a little fortress, a fortress of screens and lights. It's pretty cool. I feel like a real producer. You like newsletters? You guys like newsletters? I do. Every Friday morning, we got one in your inbox. If you want it, you want it, we got it.

Substack, washedoutsubstack.com. Get you a column, get you a column or two, maybe three, depending on who's in town that week. I wrote about some lesser known country music artists that I quite enjoy. Yeah. You had, who'd you have in there? Like Alan Jackson, Zach Brian. Josh Malloy was the real star of that one for me.

Love me some Josh Malloy. Like his old stuff. Speaking of country artists and, uh, you know, I listened to the radio in the mornings. I don't know if you know that. Did you know Zach Brown and Kendra Scott are a thing? Who's Zach Brown? Zach, I think Zach Brown band.

You know, Kendra Scott? Yeah. Oh, that's really, I think so. Yeah. Like, you know, she's a freaking billionaire. Okay. Cause she's hanging out with Zach Brown. Zach Brown is these other Zach. He's the old Zach. Yeah. Oh, that's that. Really? I think so. Yeah. Like, you know, she's a freaking billionaire. Cause she's hanging out with Zach Brown.

Zach Brown is these other Zach. He's the old Zach. Yeah. He's the chicken fry, a little bit of chicken fry. He's the ass in the sand. That song stinks, baby. Song does stink. Actually that guy, his music stinks.

I don't think he wrote that song. Not judging him for that. Zach Brown's great. I don't know what he's talking about. He's the ass in the water, your ass in the sand, toes in the water guy. Yeah. That's okay.

He was big, he was big like back in the day. I'm not diminishing him. He's with Kendra Scott now. I believe that song is called Toes. Good for him. Good for her. Hope it's a long lasting, loving, respecting relationship. What are you bringing up gossip for? Yeah. What is this? Cause we were talking about country. Is this Dumois section? Talking about country.

Is this Dumois section? Talking about country music. Randy's got all the tea. And I was just putting you on a hot new artist called Zach Brown Band. Okay. He tied it together. Wow. Randy really is the MVP of the show.

It's his team now, Dylan. Sorry, bitch. Whatever, man. I'll be in the supporting role. The time is now now old man. Oh Man, maybe we should get Dan back in here have y'all both hijacked the show It's recap this weekend of fun presented by this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off bro There's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled at by a prostitute We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled at by a prostitute.

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I'm sure you're asking about. Yeah. Pretty fun little weekend here. So, uh, got a text from parks, his mother, Dallas, shout out Dallas on Friday saying like, Hey, I know you're not supposed to have parks today. Um, something's come up and we're thinking about doing it, going on a trip Sunday morning.

And so, uh, we got parks Friday and Saturday because parks is currently on a boat somewhere in the Pacific. He's out of office. He, they, yeah, his, uh, his stepfather's family got a new boat and they're, uh, they're taking it up around, around Vancouver way. He's got his passport in hand. So he's going to, is he going to visit Canada

before me, which is cool. Good for him. Oh, you've never been to Canada. Never been to Canada? Not this much. Yeah, they're staying been to Canada. Never been to Canada. Not this much. Yeah. They're staying on the boat. He's there now.

They slept on the boat in the harbor last night in Seattle and now they're off man, which is cool. I'm happy for him. Damn. Yeah. That's a, that's a fun little trip. I know I'm jealous. He's going to have quite the experience.

So that's pretty cool. Are they going to hit a Banff while they're up there? That's a great question from Randy. Just a quick jaunt over to Banff. Yeah. Just. Yeah. I don't know.

They could bike there. Yeah. I don't know. I don't know what they're going to do, but I'm excited to see what, what goes on there. Chelsea and I saw the F1 movie yesterday. Did you see it at the, where'd you see it? Regal, not, not IMAX. I don't, I don't have to see a movie like that.

And IMAX saw on the big screen still. And let me tell you, it's a lot of fun. That is a good, good movie, bud. Did you get a little, uh, buzzed before you went? No, did not get buzzed. We went to the noon showing yesterday, a rainy Sunday here in Austin. Went to the noon showing and the driving scenes are just awesome. Brad Pitt was Brad Pitt, looked great.

Good movie. Who is the antagonist in this movie? So he has a conflict with the other driver on his team. Apex GP is the name of their team. And they don't get along for much of the movie because he's like the young hot shot and then Brad Pitt's like the established guy, the old vet who's like, uh, his career was derailed. So is this like, like circling back the movie? It's like a Dylan Randy's hitch.

Well, unlike, unlike, uh, circling back, these two ended up really getting along became great teammates at some point. No, we don't want that. No, it's a great movie. I highly recommend see it before it leaves the theaters because I need a seat on the mat. Matinee you said, yeah, the old man, a action would that set you back? Not much, man. Okay. Yeah. Not to brag, but I can afford a matinee movie ticket. Wow. This guy. Okay. What else did we do?

Oh, we did, my uncle was in town from Galveston. I haven't seen him in a while. Um, I mentioned he's the one he's, he's one, he's got the incredible service dog that he's got type one diabetes and the dog alerts him when his blood sugar is off. It's awesome. Anyway, got to see him. We went to Mattel Ranchos. Mattel Ranchos. Mattel Ranchos.

Thank you, Dave. With the whole fam, the whole squad. That was a great time. And, uh, that's pretty much it. Dog goes to Mattel Ranchos too. Oh yeah. Dog does kind of dog literally never leaves his side. It's a British Labrador retriever.

Oh, hello. So it's, it looks like a black lab, but it's much smaller. Ooh, let me get that for you, sir. And she is, she spent. The shittiest accent he just did. She spent 10 months, 10 months in training to be, to become a service dog. And she's elite at it. Bro, I need a service dog.

It tells me I need another beer. She's 12. She's getting up there. Shut up. Bro, you can be a is a little low dad. You need a cold one. You need a cold beer. Brings you an emergency beer.

Yeah. Instead of blood sugar. It's an Irish Wolfhound. Instead of blood sugar. In Guinness. It alerts you to the BAC value. Yeah. Hey, I noticed, I noticed you're getting, you're

sobering up a bit, dad. Here you go. Can't have that. Thanks. Can you open it for me? Actually here I've got, I've got a, on my flip flop, I got a bottle opener. Oh, you're sobering up a bit, dad. Here you go. Can't have that. Thanks. Can you open it for me? Actually here I've got, I've got a, on my flip flop, I got a bottle opener. Oh, you got the reef.

You definitely have it on his collar. Yeah, I got it on my collar, my belt and my flippy flop. That's pretty sick. It can actually be sick. That would be sick. That's tight, man. You know what?

That's pretty much it. Ooh, I got, what did I get? I got the number one dinner. Hards shell taco. Real. Tamale and beef enchilada. I heard Randy got the number two dinner. Lots of beans.

Oh, this guy. Lots of beans. This guy. She's got to go a number of ways. Isn't there a, that way. Isn't there a new dish with the steak? I think tacos or something like that. Didn't you guys say they did it?

They're doing a thing with the Crenshaw, right? Well, they have a, they have like a, I think it's some kind of, they have a state, it's not a talk, it's not a taco dish. It's just a steak. They add it to the menu. Just a steak plate. It's an additional steak. I don't know.

I think it's a ribeye or some, some issue like that. That's pretty much it, man. It was pretty low key weekend, but it was a great one. It's a good little sun too. Sun decided to peek out a little bit on Saturday. So we got a little bit of sun. Where'd you go get sun? Just to our, the pool right there in our building.

Oh. Yeah. And here I am. Let's talk to the star of the show, Randall Trimbaki, ladies and gentlemen, the Glaze King himself. Oh yeah. And here I am. Uh, let's talk to the star of the show. Randall Trimbaki, ladies and gentlemen, the Glaze King himself. Hey everyone. Jay Glazer. Sure. Uh, I set out to have a nice little Austin weekend and guess what I did, Dave? I had a nice little Austin weekend.

Did you come in blacked out again? What? You show up drunk to work. No, as you can tell, I'm quite sober. Okay. The dog is telling me that it's going to bring me a beer. Oh yeah, Guinness is? Oh yeah.

So Friday went out to with Gordo, Mr. Tukovas guy. We went to go see a emo cover band. I won't even say pop punk. They do more they do, they do more emo called emotion Avenue. And that was quite fun. They're, they're growing. I saw them like a year or two ago and the show's getting a little bigger, but, so that was fun. And then we went to the pirate pop-up bar on fifth street and it was pretty cool.

And I got myself a nice, uh, fruity drink in a big old skull pirate mug. All right. It checks out. Yeah. What's the, what's the location? So it's, uh, Eleanor or Roosevelt room where, where they do miracle on fifth street that like bars pretty much is just a constantly pop up bars.

So got it. Oh yeah. So did that. And then Saturday woke up, you know, as is, as you know, I'm still moving in, just got some stuff checked off the to-do list. Then went out to a friend's place to have a little pool party for her birthday.

And it was a great time, great little pool. It's a very small pool. It's like, I don't know, probably 10 feet by 10 feet. And it can turn into a hot tub and stuff, but it's just perfect for like, you know, just adults. What do you call that? A plunge pool or like a wading pool? What do you call that?

Plunge. Plunge pool, yeah. Yeah. It was quite nice. Just that and then Sunday, Dan came over and helped me hang that plant box. Oh, that's nice of him. What a guy.

Dan just kind of helps you out with all kinds of stuff. Doesn't he? He does. He's me. He's my rock solid dude of the week, you know, of the year. I'll say he gave you a switcher. Say he's a real guy. Whatever's going on with that thing.

Yeah. TBD on the switcher. We'll see. He is a real guy. I'm going to experiment with it a little bit. It might be better than what we're on right now. Dan's a real guy. Put that on the running bag. Dan is a real guy. Yeah. Otherwise, just chilled, got a lot of stuff done in the apartment. Cannot wait to get the thing up and running. Okay. Did you go out Saturday? No, you did not go.

Yeah. No, Saturday was the day party at the pool. Oh, just a day. And I'll say, I probably got a little sun kissed too. Everyone's looking at me and being like, wow, look at how sun kissed that guy is. Wow, he's even stealing your bits. This is awkward to watch happen. You just want to go sit over here? Just unfolding before my eyes.

I'm going to start bringing your old bits back, calling people stupid dicks and stuff. You don't call people stupid dicks enough these days. Yeah, you don't. Hey, guess what? You're a stupid dick. Okay, all right. I should have saw it coming. Now it's just getting awkward. Yeah, you don't. Hey, guess what? You're a stupid dick. Okay. All right. Shinnosan coming.

Now it's just getting awkward. Now it's getting awkward. But that was about it. As for me. Davey? I've got a couple anecdotes. So Friday I took off and went home and mowed the lawn. It was just on and off again rain in the forecast.

So I was like, I got to get this done. It has just been, it gotten too high. So I'm mode from there. I went to the gym, but not to work out. Uh, I was like, I'm going to go as off day anyway. I'm just going to go do as little cold plunge. I tried to do this like cold plunge sauna circuit. I've never done it really before, but I was like, I'm going to try it.

circuit I've never done it really before but I was like I'm gonna try it and I'm in the cold point so the cold points at lifetime is they just converted one of the two hot tubs in the indoor pool area and it's right there and it's right by the people who walk in from the outdoor pool to go to the locker rooms I'm in the cold plunge by myself and this older guy gets in there Real old we don't talk you don't typically talk people in the cold point just kind of trying to get through it and We're in there and we're just kind of like, you know, shivering, just breathing, focusing. There's a big clock by the lap pool. You just kind of watching trying to do three minutes. And this young lady walks by from the pool wearing a bikini.

She's a very, she's good looking, Latin American young lady. Latina. Latina. Oh yeah. She walks by minding her own business, just going to the ladies locker room. This old dude and what I, I cannot believe he just starts humming a song to himself as she

walks by, not to me, keep in mind, we made no contact in this, in this cold punch. You're familiar with the, um, it's a popular Mariachi song, Sietto, Sialito Lindo. I'm not familiar. You'll know it when I hum it. Okay. Which is what he did as she walked by, but he

didn't really hum it so she could hear it. He hummed it to himself and I'm, I don't even think he was trying to be funny. She walked by and he just starts going. Hmm. Okay. Yeah. You know the song? Yeah. She walked by and he just starts going, okay. You know the song? Yeah. And I'm just like, dude, you can't fucking do that.

You don't do that. Okay. Did he do it in admiration? Like, oh, that's a hot Latina girl. I'm going to. Yeah, he did. Okay. But it's still, it was like, dude, don't do that.

Okay. It felt like something you shouldn't do. Right. Also like, just made me uncomfortable. Is she? No, cause it's fairly loud it was like, dude, don't do that. Okay. It felt like something you should do. Right. Also like just made me uncomfortable. She didn't hear, did she? No, cause it's fairly loud in there, but I heard it. And I'm like, what do you want from me, dude? I'm not going to like, I'm not going to justify that.

He didn't give you a look like, are you seeing what I'm seeing? I got out. Cause like, I was just like, I don't know what to do. He threw off my, like the whole thing just threw off my focus. I just get, get out of there. Good grief. The cold punch is hard though. That cold punch is difficult.

They've got the jets going. My legs were hurting. I suck at this. Is it cold, cold? Like a legit cold? Oh yeah. It's a cold, cold punch. Had another car in the sauna.

I'm typically silent. I don't wear headphones in there, but I'm listening to other people talk and I jumped into a conversation about Mark Cuban Just to share like an anecdote and like it didn't really it wasn't that it got like swatted out of the gym But like it didn't hit like I thought and like the guys I try to be I don't know I feel like I keep them to myself at the gym and I try to like I don't know I see these same people. I'm like I'll jump in mix it up with them They just didn't react how I see these same people. I'm like, I'll jump in, mix it up with them. They just didn't react how I want them to react to my anecdote. I was like, y'all could have given

me a little bit more. I regretted saying anything. They don't know that you're a world-class podcaster and you're everyone's favorite and like, they need to listen to second favorite now. They listen the fuck up when you're talking. Dude, they were talking. They didn't know who they had in this guy was like saying how he'd been working in Dallas and how he was like working out at a gym where Mark Cuban works out. And I was like, he, they were saying how he's like a cool guy, regular guy, and like helped him out getting tickets and stuff. And I shared, I was like, dude, back in like the, when the Mavs Kings were

playing like in the, playing each other in the playoffs, like every, every year, Mike Bibby team, Chris Webber team. It was like, I emailed him one time when I was in high school about something and he responded and Mark Cuban responded. And I was like, I know it was him because he didn't bother to like spell check, grammar check, and he signed it with a lowercase M. And I'm like, I'm sure that wasn't his assistant. That was him.

And they're like, oh yeah, it just got nothing. And I was like, man, that's a cool little story I put out there. You got nothing. Maybe you got an email. Cool, dude. Yeah. Pretty, pretty much Randy. That's, that's how it felt.

I'm not saying they needed to like pat me on my sweaty little back. So it was an adventurous trip to the gym. Don't hum songs at ladies. That's all I'm going to say in the cold plunge. Well, I can't, I can't serenade a woman these days. I don't even know if you wanted her to hear, I heard it and that was enough. It just made me very uncomfortable.

Just, I don't wanna hear you hum. What if I went to New York and started humming at ladies? Don't hum at ladies. Anyway, God, I put up a net in my backyard so my son can hit off the T into it. So, uh, yesterday after the rain, we went out back and he was just working on a swing. It was one of those yesterday. It was one of those days in Austin, Texas, where like, if you got little

kids and like, you're going to have to find some activities on a rainy day, they're going to be stuck inside. So it was a, it was one of those, uh, I did some ribs. I did them indoors. Um, I didn't want to screw with it with the rain. I didn't mean the oven. They're fine. Alyssa said they were good.

I thought they were just fine. They weren't my best, you know, no smoke ring as they were done in the oven. That's fine. We'll get better. It's all we can do. Uh, all in all though, didn't really go out. Randy put out a feeler text to me and I was like Let me know what y'all do. I could tell after the pool thing I was like I don't want to be the guy who tries to link up with everybody's been in a pool party cuz y'all are gonna

Be kind of tired and already like Inebriated I don't want to catch up. That's weird. I didn't get anything from Randy. Well, he's stealing all your bits Maybe you guys had bad service. That's weird. I didn't get anything from Randy. Well, he's stealing all your bets. Maybe you guys had bad service. That's what it is. Maybe it's still coming. Maybe it's still coming through. Dave was the one that was saying like, Hey, I can go out. He wants, he looked like he wanted to go out.

I did want to go out. I ended up just watching, uh, the bear and caught up on love Island. Do you want to know who won? Yeah. It was a Maya and Brian. I don't know. Who's people? Brian was a Casa guy.

Oh, so, um, um, Maya. She's a lot of people really liked her cause she was like, oh, for three on guys and they're not. She got the sympathy votes. Uh, kinda it, but she found this guy, Brian, who seemed to like her. She was just kind of, she would just get in with guys and she just annoyed them.

It seemed like they were kind of overreacting. I don't know. Did she give them the ick? Not really the ick, no ick talk this year. It wasn't ick, it was like, she would just like be a little bit too, maybe she moved a little quickly or she was calling them babe a little too much like early on. But that was just her. She's very nice.

That can turn a fella off. It turned Ace off. I can tell you that. You had the much maligned Huda and her guy, Chris, who she linked up with in Casa. They somehow made it to the final four and on their date, the last episode, they just broke up and he was just like, okay, cool. And she was like, it was one of those things where she threw out, maybe we should just be friends. I think we should just be friends.

I think she expected him to put up more of a fight and she clearly had not been reading the tea leaves, if you know what I'm saying. Because Key's been out of it. He's really wondering why am I still here. Yeah. Kind of one of those deals. And she just threw that out there and he was like, okay, cool. That sounds fine. He wasn't mean about it. He was just like, you know, I totally get it. And it was very awkward because like they kept showing him just pouring glasses of champagne for himself. And then at one point, like they're kind of like, they're not really fighting, but they're having

this like intense talk where they're breaking up and in walks like a singer to serenade them like a bachelor date style. And she's just kind of standing there and it's like very awkward. She doesn't know when to start. And she's just like, ah, she gives them like this wave, like it paid me to do this. I'm going to sing the song. I think it was like summer wind. How's that one go? A summer wind came crushing. I don't know. It's an altar, right? What song? It doesn't matter. You put me on the spot. I'm sorry. How dare you? I'll fuck off.

You're the music guy. I thought you could handle it. Summer wind came rolling in from across the sea. I actually have a Sinatra, but not a Summer wind Sinatra, more of his early stuff. What do you have? Frequency. Huh?

Like what? I'm not going to do it now. Ain't that a kick in the head or something like that? It's not a kick in the head. Is it? Yeah. Well, you've ruined my segment. So what else?

Way to go, Randy. I'll just fuck all the way off. Whoa, that was a double team ruining of your segment. I just shouldn't have taken all this. Hey dude, we get it dude. You've taken over the show, but can you at least let me finish out my weekend and fun? Yeah, you can finish. That's pretty much it.

Okay. Okay. Sound like a stellar weekend, Dave. Hey man, thanks dude. A little passive aggressive. I hope you guys had a great time. Yeah, we did. Almost as good as your Mark Cuban email story.

Okay. You don't get to, you don't get to, no, you don't get to be a part of that. I shared that. You can't take advantage of the story I shared. The self-deprecating one. I hate that. That's the worst friend in the friend group, by the way. You share a little self-deprecating joke and then they pile on and use it against you.

You can't do that. That's taking advantage of the situation that has a chilling effect on the, on the, on that one dude's jokes, his speech. I'm sorry. Cool. I'm sorry. I'm rattling you today, Dave. It's not nice and it's not fair.

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That's right. Spooky season. Let's launch that clip tonight. Remind me, Randy. Of, of Rooker and the spooky. We clipped that. I'm almost positive. We got a clip of it.

Also got Dave and his son and his partner Rhodes onto the field at Arlington. He did. He did. Great guy. He's a great guy. He's currently 10, 10 to one to win the Derby. They're sleeping on them. Yeah.

They're sleeping on them. And I don't, you know what? That's fine, dude. I'll keep sleeping on Rooker. I will absolutely be watching tonight. Can't wait. You know, Rooker now famously sleeping on a mattress firm mattress. That's right.

I don't know if you saw his. Yeah. Congrats on the new sponsorship. From our family to yours. We're giving you, I hope somebody tag if you saw us. Yeah. Congrats on the new, the new sponsorship. From our family to yours. We're giving you, I hope somebody tag mattress firm in this, let them know that we just gave added value to Rooker. Yes.

To mattress firm. His, his endorsement deal is working as we're talking about it. He's going to go out there and he's just going to absolutely whiz all these baseballs. So we've got Cal Raleigh, who's the favorite at plus 300, we've got O'Neal Cruz who mashes, James Wood, don't know who

he is or do I know who Byron Buxton is? I think that one guy's a telescope. That we got Matt Olson, junior caminero, Brent Rooker and jazz chism of the Yankees. And they're going to get a little rookie Raleigh, uh, AL West battle. He posted a video. He being Rooker posted a video. He was practicing for the Derby. Yeah. Get his home run swing out.

That's I knew it when I saw it. And he was mashing. He matches. He, he hits some, some bombs, man. He doesn't, he pisses on balls. He actually called me. She said, do you want to come throw? Really?

Yeah. He's like, I need a guy. Why would he choose you instead of one of the many options he has available to them that are used to doing that and do it come throw? Really? Yeah. He's like, I need a guy. Why would he choose you instead of one of the many options he has available to them that are used to doing that and do it at a professional level all the time? I don't know. Because in sixth grade, Dave showed how easy it is to hit off. That's true.

That's actually a great point. That's true. Okay. All right. You know, I share that story to self deprecating. Randy, there's a great example of you picking a shot. You're picking your spot. I mean, you're wide open. You're picking your spot, I mean.

You're wide open, you hit like a little 12 footer. I don't understand what this. You hit a 12 footer, man, from the elbow. Hey, Randy, man, you know, that's great and all, but you know, when I share that story, it's kind of for me to joke about and not really for you to jump on. He just said you don't pile on

someone's self-deprecating story. You're the friend. You just said it. When some hot chicks get around the group, you're the guy who turns into a comedian and starts roasting his boys and like start stealing their jokes and I don't like it. The hot chick in this case is the audience. Beautiful babies.

Randy only gets funny when hot chicks are around weirdly. That's definitely Randy. No, I get super whimsical. Oh, this is my wacky friend, Randy. Um, look, I'm going to be locked into this. I have to, I can't wait. And I just want, I want them to know that no matter what happens, I'm going to be proud of them. Yeah.

We're always proud of Rook. You know what I mean? By the way, Rooker is a great baseball name, have we ever talked about that? Cal Raleigh is a great name too. It is. Brent Rooker is a great name. Strong, strong baseball name.

Yeah. It sounds like the kind of the name of guy, by the way, he was writing a book and like one of the characters was a guy who just went up to the plate, just dropped his pants around his ankles and just pissed on baseballs. That's the name I would give the guy.

Yeah. Yeah. You ever write a book like that? Not yet. Yeah. You should. Yeah, maybe I will. You ever write a book?

No, I've never written a book. Oh, no. This guy's never written a book. Never written a book. Never written a book. Wow. Yeah, I know. You were the TFM guy who didn't write

the New York Times bestselling book. Right, right. I didn't do anything. You were the other guy. I did not contribute to that book at all, actually, believe know. Okay. You were the TFM guy who didn't write the New York Times bestselling book. Right, right. I didn't do anything. You were the other guy. I did not contribute to that book at all, actually, believe it or not. Oh, I'm putting it all, you know what?

I'm putting it all on Rooker. Hope he doesn't see this, no pressure. I'm gonna sell all my Bitcoin and put it all on Rook Dad. I wonder what he's doing like right now. You know, I bet he's just doing like a light flexibility workout. Maybe some band work just to kind of maintain. Or he's probably with his family. I wonder what it feels like enjoying all star weekend.

I wonder what it feels like to participate in this. Cause I mean, he's a big league ball player, so he's used to being in the spotlight, but this is like major spotlight action, you know? Yeah. It's gotta be pretty, pretty intense. I almost said he was going to become a household name tonight, but like he's already done this show. So like everybody listening is like, yeah, no.

Two time All-Star now. We know. Two time All-Star. We know Rooker. He's the guy with the spooky season story. I'm excited for him, man. Don't let me leave without putting that up on the story, Randy. Here, here's the thing. Don't let me leave without putting that up on the story.

Right here. Here's the thing. I'm going to write it right on my hand right here. Rooker clip. Gotcha. Now you're not going to forget because I'm not going to forget. How about that? He wrote it on his hand.

Yeah. Okay. Um, what's up with Elmo? What happened to Elmo man? Yeah. I'm a little guy. Did he become radicalized or did he get hacked? He got hacked and wasn't good.

But I just wanted to, he had some takes about Epstein. Very anti-Semitic. Yeah, he's not a good dude over the weekend. But I kinda, it made me think like, why does Elmo have a Twitter account? Like, let's get, let's get all Sesame street characters off of Twitter. Like, let's just agree that they don't need to be the discourse that goes on here. They don't need to be mixing it up. It's not a healthy place.

I think we've determined this, right? It's not a healthy place. I think we've determined this, right? It's not good. I think my favorite meme is the one with Tucker Carlson. Tucker's interviewing him on his show and Tucker has this like, what the fuck are you saying? Look on his face. And Elmo's saying, Elmo just noticing things. Tucker, do you notice things like Elmo? So while someone just hacked and just started like tweeting out a bunch of stuff. Is that, is that a lot? It's, it's called, it's very violently anti-Semitic called the orange man, a

child effort. Yeah, he did. He said, release the files at real Donald Trump child effort. Interesting. Yeah. I don't think that's the best way to get him to release the files. No.

Like if he sees that, like he's not going to be more inclined to release them. He's going to be like, Oh, what's this guy? This is a bad actor. Yeah. He got pretty dark with a lot of this stuff. It's very, it's very, uh, not good. And it is, I mean, for that reason alone, just

don't be on, don't have a Twitter account for Elmo, right? Maybe I'm not don't have a Twitter account for Elmo, right? Maybe, I'm not saying he needs a Blue Sky account. But if you do lock it down so it can't be hacked, I don't know. You can hack anything if you want. Is that true? You could hack the planet if you need to.

People are having fun with this. Yeah, this isn't the first time Elmo, yeah, Twitter's account was in the news. I remember back in the day, he just tweeted out, just checking in, how is everyone? And people were just responding with their worst stories ever or something like that. So the Elmo Twitter account has been on the news before as well. Trying to think what would be the most jarring cartoon or, or I guess children's character from my childhood. If I saw that they had a Twitter account and they just decided to go like extreme

right wing, extreme, just violently anti-Semitic. Yeah. I mean, Elmo's up there. Yeah, sure. I mean, that was Elmo stood the test of time, obviously. Barney. I was never a Barney kid. I was aware of Barney, but Barney would be jarring.

You're right. He wasn't a Barney kid either. Um, but that would be pretty jarring too. Maybe if like, um, like one of the rug rats. SpongeBob. Well, they're Jewish. The rug rats are Jewish. At least Tommy is.

Yeah. Their, their family is Jewish. Okay. Randy notes that. Um, so that'd be wild. Okay. Randy notes that. So that'd be wild. I was thinking like Doug, if Doug got red-pilled. And he's like, oh, come on, man. Beavis?

Oh, Beavis, he'd got a low IQ guy. Not the sharpest tool in the shed. Nor was his friend, Butt-Head. No, you can argue. No, no, yeah. The great corn Holy home. Yeah. It needs some, some, um, no, it'd be like Eureka from Eureka's castle.

And she just went like violently. Not familiar. I remember Eureka's castle. No blue from blue clues or blue. Even even though blue is a, after my time time I've become a such a bluey fan Just stay off Twitter That's all I'm saying I can see Dora issuing some hot takes really. Mm-hmm. Why is that? I don't know. I just feel like

There could be some good memes with Dora the Explorer Here's a hot take. Bob the Builder, building the wall or something like that. That's pretty good from Randy. You don't have to say it every single time, Dave. Apparently it's pretty tough out there for these NYC girls. Hot take, huh? Or gals. The dating scene.

Randy, play the video. Have you seen this? I know nothing about this. Going in blind. The ladies in New York City are resorting to desperate measures to get the attention of guys. Well, that's too bad. As the dating scene is getting so bad in New York City

that I am seeing on TikTok, there are girls going into Midtown during the week and stealing finance bro's salads for lunch and then looking their name up from the salad order on LinkedIn and then messaging them through there and being like hey oh my god so sorry I grabbed your salad like let me just make it up to you and buy you a new one and that's how they're like sliding it which honestly Smart why are we stealing men's salads like that's Why can't they just come up to us at a bar like why is it getting to this point?

Men just just please step up or your salads gonna fucking get taken your lunch is gonna get taken every week Like seeing girls get so creative these days, like, they're making bracelets with their phone numbers on them and giving them to you guys at the bars. They are taking pictures of you sneakily and then being like, hey, oh my god, making it their phone screen and being like, hey, can you take a picture of me and my friends so you can see that they're your pictures, their home screen. All just different ways to try to talk to you guys, because you guys don't come up to us in New York City and it's crazy. Like I know there's so many beautiful women, like, just different ways to try to talk to you guys. Cause you guys don't come up to us in New York city and it's crazy.

Like I know there's so many beautiful women, like just go up to one of them. Why buy them a drink? You guys have money. You live in the city. You can buy a drink. Stop being cheapos. Stop being cheapos. Stop being cheapos.

Stealing salads. How are they? How are they? Walk me through this. You walk into Chipotle. Right. You see the wall that has all the to-go food and it says like Derek on it. You walk up to it and take it. Right. But how do you connect with Derek? You look Derek up on LinkedIn. And then hopefully he is a finance guy. And then otherwise you don't message him

and you just take the salad. Okay. But it's like, is his last name on written there? Yeah. I think my like, I'm trying to think if I were Chipotle, I think my last name is on my. Okay. But if someone messages me on LinkedIn says, Hey, I accidentally took your, your burrito bowl or whatever. Like, okay. Um, yeah, we don't need to, we don't need to connect and so you can buy me a new one. I, I'm just going to.

See, Dylan is the exact type of guy that they're talking about Dylan's just out there in New York city, not dating hot chicks. I'm just going to, I'm just going to go up to the counter and be, Hey, my, my, my, my burrito isn't here. Can you make me a new one? Okay. And then keep making it through me and like, Hey, here's my order right here. It's not a, it's not on the shelf.

What's going on. Oh, I'm sorry. Someone must have grabbed it. I'll just make you a new one. Right. And then I don't connect I'll just make you a new one. Right. And then I don't connect with this young lady. Yeah. I don't see how this works.

Dylan, it's not clocking. It's not clocking to Dylan. It's absolutely not clocking. I think this is bullshit. She's reading. And then so it's like, it's a forced meet cue. It's a forced like interaction. It's like, hi, I'm the guy.

I'm the gal. I was trying to get your attention. I thought you were cute. Okay. She's shooting her shot in this way. But also if a girl did this to me, like just ran me like Stacey Smith, she grabbed my Chipotle and just like, Hey, I accidentally grabbed yours.

I'm like, Oh yeah. Cause our names are so fucking similar. You dumb ass. Right. But you're a single man. If someone messages you on Instagram, I don't think you're even on LinkedIn. If someone messages you on Instagram, it's like, Hey,

I'm sorry, man. I accidentally grabbed your, whatever goofy shit you ordered. And some, I don't think you're even on LinkedIn. Someone messages you on Instagram. It's like, Hey, I'm sorry, man. Accidentally grabbed your whatever goofy shit you ordered. I don't know. I mean, it's Chipotle. It's not that goofy. You're like, Oh, let me buy you a new burrito. You're like, are you going to take her up on that? You gotta go see what she looks like. Yeah. I guess you guys see what she looks like. If, if her account isn't private, if you're, hey, if you're trying to shoot your shot in the DMs, just in general people, you can't have a private account. Well, she wants you to follow first.

Yeah. It's like, oh. You know what? Some guys are, Dylan, I don't know who this applies to here. Some guys are into having their salad messed with. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Speaking of tossing salad,

can we play that game that you guys played on touching base? What? Remember the time you guys played toss salad? I'll go back. Brandy, Brandy, why don't you just pick your spots. The worst game of all time. Oh my God, it was a cheap plastic, like to go.

It was a beta version of the game. It was just construction paper torn up and thrown into a bowl. It was like cards against humanity, but with- But it was the lowest effort product of all time. You can recreate it in your home in five minutes. You just need a Tupperware. Tupperware and a printer. And a pen.

It's like, what are we doing here? No one's buying this. That was funny. Toss salad. Are guys just like, what are dudes doing? Are dudes just scared to talk to ladies now? I am. I got straight up.

I've always been scared to talk to women. Is there something more intimidating about a New York city woman? Yeah. I think, because I think when I think New York woman, I think she's independent. Like doesn't need no man, like rough around the edges, like she cooked, she cleans, she's like onion rings. I think, I think I picture everyone in New York city is being like a little just fucking hard, you know.

Like quarter job. Like what are you talking about? What? Like edgy. Oh yeah. Like rough around the edges. Yeah. I don't know if that's fair. But I feel like a, yeah, I don't know. There are many lovely people in New York. I know that, but that, you know, New York's like,

it's a hard city. Think you're going to get like, just loudly shot down. Yes. And the whole bar is going to be like, you think you can talk to me? Fuck you. Fuck is this asshole. I'm out of your league, man. This guy is a sun kiss guy comes in here.

He's like trying to talk to all the girls. Also, Tim, you're trying to go talk to one girl and her friends there. You're dealing with like five people that are going to be like, Oh, why are you talking to our friend? I really am such a P word when it comes to talking to women. I've never approached a woman in public and just started a conversation. I'm just not capable of it. I'm weak. I'm soft, man.

It takes a couple, uh, you know, extended eye contacts where it's like, all right, I'll come up and talk to you. Or in your case, do a somersault Willy Wonka style. Come up and hum a little Latin tune. You just get a Juby slide over to her. Hey, I'm Randy. Unreal. I really wish you all could have been there.

Took me a month to learn that, that dance. Wish y'all could have been in the cold ponds with me. It was unhinged behavior. Like you don't do that. That is unhinged dude. That's wild. What was that? All right. Sorry. Also, if a girl, I don't know how I'd react if said,

Hey, can you take a picture of us? And then I was her lock screen. I'd be like, That's a little more weird. It's creative, but it's confusing. That might work on me weirdly. I don't know. The, the wrist, the, uh, little beaded wrist, wrist bracelets or just bracelets. Uh, that's, that's not bad. That's smart.

That's kind of cute. That's nice because it's very much like, Hey, I'm into you. Here's my number. It's like, Oh, thank you. Well, I didn't have to do anything. Like the, the very few times it's happened, when if a girl like approaches me in public to like hit on me,

whatever, I think it's the coolest thing ever. Like I love it. I love it when girls are bold like that. Cause I'm not. And so it's like, I appreciate you doing something that I don't have the balls to do. What about like a car dealer in Lake Charles, Louisiana? She was out of control, man. Okay. So Dave is referencing, uh, actually Ross Boland's bachelor party.

We were in, um, Lake Charles, Louisiana. This is like 10 years ago. Is it the gold nugget or the LaBerche? Uh, I think it was the nugget. I think it was the nugget. Uh, we were, we were playing. It was me, Dave. I wasn't even playing.

I was at the bar, but you and Tyler were sitting there. And this, the dealer who was, uh, pretty attractive. Yeah. She, she had the hots for me and for Tyler. And she was kind of flirting with us, whatever. And I don't know how the conversation started, but she was, the topic got to like, what she would do to me. Like, sexually. And she said, puddles. She said, I will have you in puddles, which to me, I take that to mean I would be coming a lot. I don't know what else that could mean. What the hell?

She's like, Oh, you, you would be in puddles. Does that mean like you'd melt? I don't know. I think maybe she meant like she's so hot. She'd melt. She would extract all the available semen that I had in my body is how the way I took it. It could mean something else. I don't know, but it was, it was dirty and it was hot.

And then, um, that was that. And she flipped her cards over and she had 21 and she, yeah. And then she broke your heart. She took 120 bucks from me. It took you in the back and instead of puddles, you got your, your hand just beaten up with a Hanner. She said, it was tough. It was hot. Like I appreciated the conversation. I remember y'all saying this and everybody just being like, oh my God. It was just- So aggressive. Like to a group of guys who like we've heard,

we say worse, like that was just- No one had ever spoken to me that way before. No one's ever said that to me. That's a testament to you. She was cute. She's a bit older than me if I recall, but- Really? But attractive.

Did she give you a little bracelet with her number on it? She actually made me her screen saver, her backdrop on her phone. Really? A bit attractive. Did she give you a little bracelet with her number on it? She actually made me her screen, her screensaver, her backdrop on her phone. Yeah. Oh, she took you upstairs like, and also here's the salad I stole from you earlier. Yeah.

Oh, I was wondering where that salad went. Yeah. Remember that salad you ordered at lunch yesterday? Thank you for- It's been sitting here. Thank you for contacting me about the missing salad I've been so worried about. LinkedIn too.

Shout out to the New York City girls. Single me would have cleaned up in New York City. I hope they find love, Dave. I would have been a problem. I would have just been outside smoking in my super baggy jeans. Is this a different life view where like you grew up in Philadelphia and then you moved to New York? No, this is current me. No, that guy would have never left Philly. I wonder if Dave would be like, if he grew up like in the Bronx, you know?

I would have just, I would have been, you ever seen the movie kids? No. I would have been one of the kids just fighting. Yeah, just scrapping every day. Just clawing for scraps. Doing like average skateboard tricks and just clawing for scraps. Scrappy Bronx Dave. Yeah.

Yeah. Or I would have been like Bronx tail. You wouldn't be wearing that turnstile shirt, I'll tell you that. That would have taken me, I would have been taken under the wing of like a local mob boss or like, actually not a boss. He would have been a captain. I would have been, I would have been like a guy who would have been really just trying to make a come up and like, I would have robbed a card game.

Fuck you. And they would have been like, you know what? You shouldn't have robbed that card game kid, but. We respect it. We respect you. We open the books up. You're a made guy now. We could use you. We could use you and your skills. You're a made kid now. Yep. I would have been up there. So not like, not right under Nikki the knife, but like one of his

guys. He's a protege. I would have been untouchable. I would have been a made guy. He's Nikki's protege. Yeah. I would have been running with the Gambino's. Yeah. I would have been a Gambino for sure. You would have been muscle for the first like five years in the operation. Yeah. Then you get elevated. Just to get my, yeah, get my beak wet.

Yeah. And then that's really start earning. You got to earn before they open up the books for you. And I would have been earning. You have to. Yup. Yeah.

Um, I would have been a driver for somebody. That would have been real fun. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck yeah, dude. That would have been tight. Start painting houses. Rainey would get eaten alive. Oh yeah, I would not.

You're not made for this. He's too wacky. Plus he's not a top earner. This guy, we got him. He's okay. He's a little wacky. He brought me an envelope to kid. Little light this week.

Little light. Little light. And he made an origami out of it for some reason. We don't know. He handed us the money. He's all folded up. All funny. It was funny the first time, but you know, the second or third, not that funny. It's funny. We can tell it's a little lighter. I gave him a week and then I gave him two weeks, which I never do, but I took some points on it.

I said, look, man, you got to have it to me. It's a little light. Why is it light, Randy? Hey, here comes wacky tea. Everybody has wacky tea coming in. Everybody's got a light week now and then. Everybody, things happen. I don't know. Maybe you were, maybe you got your salad taken at Chipotle. I don't know.

It happens to everybody. It's been rough. I sold all my Bitcoin, Nicky. You're taking a lot of money on the Derby tonight. I like Rooka. Yeah, Rooka. I like, I like Rooka. Rooka the Kid.

The Kid's got juice. I say, tonight. I like Rooka. Yeah, Rooka. I like, I like Rooka. Rooka the kid, the kid's got juice. I say, watch this Cal Raleigh guy. Yeah. Yeah. You notice I keep talking about the only two guys I'm really familiar with. 39 home run, 40. Yeah, a lot of bombs. He's a real ball player.

He gets good wood on it. He does. Barrel, barrel the best. He barrels it up. I tell, I tell my nephew that. Yeah. I tell him, you don't have to swing hard. You just got to get the barrel on it.

Get the barrel, get the good wood on it. Yeah. You understand, Randy? You're a little light this week, bud. Hey, just one more week and I'll get you your money, Nicky, I swear. Yeah. I swear. I swear.

He gets one, what is it? The kids are on the forum, the Reddit forum. He never does this. He gets on the forum, sees his name on there and he's acting different. This guy, we love him though. He's a good kid. Just a little like this. He's a good kid. Just a little wacky. Nice guy. Nice guy. Thank you. Thank you. Grateful. Are they doing torpedo bats in the home run dirt? I was just wondering the same thing. I don't know. I'm sure they're obviously like

legal bats. I'm sure they can. I haven't heard anything about that since like, they should let them use metal bats. They're still using them. I know that, uh, jazz Chisholm is one of the guys in the derby. He definitely uses a torpedo bat. You know, old jazz Chisholm jazz Chisholm third base Yankees. You want to, uh, well, like revisit the golf guy. Let's just watch his apology. And first of all, before we watch it, would you have, uh, he had to say something, right?

Or should he, right? He had to even though. Yeah. He became Twitter's main character for several days. So he's got it. You've got to do something. You got to capitalize. His face doesn't look horrible, but it also does look like the face of a guy

who's been tossed around like a rat. I think this video is taken a few days after he initially posted a, just a picture and he had a little bit of a black guy. He said, this is all that happened. I just got a little bit of a black guy. So the first part Randy is like, I think you can kind of fast forward a little bit because I think it's around the goal. I'm wondering how I ended up to a, yep. That's me guys.

The guy that got dropped like a bucket of balls in a pond. Now my finest moment I know looks real bad to all the folks on the course, anyone caught up in it and anyone who had to deal with me that day. I lost my cool and I've learned from it. Just one of those days where you should have kept the card on the path, you know. Stay hydrated, keep your stick on the ice, maybe stick to 18. Okay, keep your stick on the ice. Just stick to 18. Okay. Keep your stick on the ice. I like that.

Just an extremely Canadian apology. This is a web redemption. He is a lot more like, well, that the still of him, like last week that came out where he like was posting like his face, it just looked insanely punchable. Yeah. Like I said, one of the best things about this video is you can tell no one got seriously injured. It was a, it was a fair scrap. Yeah. He got, um, he got humbled quite a bit and he owned it and, uh, good on you. Bucket of balls in a pond.

That's a bad analogy. Yeah. What are we doing? I don't know. It could have been better. That, that, that kind of stunk. Um, I would have reset if that were me. Like, let's just start this video over, but you got through it.

Deliver Liberty apology. Good on you. Yeah. Keep the stick on the ice. I always say that. I mean, look, you got, you got memed go fall, wash media. You got memed there. Luckily it's so blurry.

You can't really tell it's you, but we all know real ones know. This is tough. I'd like to see him and Nick, the guy who administered the media, I'd like to see them like meet up and maybe have a pint. Just one though. Just one. He like mouths off again. Just one. Yeah.

I wonder what he was drinking that day. 36 holes. And he probably started drinking on hole number one. I feel like Canadians probably just got wind of like transfusions like in the last year. Yeah. They probably went wild on those. Yeah.

When they found out like the transfusion was a thing, I was like, well, fuck wind of like transfusions like in the last year. Yeah. They probably went wild on those. Yeah. When they found out like the transfusion was a thing, that's like, well, fuck, I'm going to drink 10 of them. 36 holes is too many to play if you're drinking. If I play, if I know I'm playing 36, I'm not drinking the first 18. I'm, I'm. I can't.

Yeah. I'm cracking a beer on like 16th of the first round. You got to be very, very careful. It's a lot of Molson's. A lot of Molson's. A lot of Molson's. Yeah. Man, good on him. He didn't get fired, right?

Didn't lose his job. The thing about this video is you can't tell who it is from the video because it's like nothing that like shows his face clearly. So you don't know who the guy is until he comes, you know, public himself. Stop. It was an unfortunate pause. The pause was tough. know who the guy is until he comes, you know, public himself. Stop. Unfortunately, the pause is tough because I'm dealing with the fucking children over here. Don't look kids.

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Somebody on Twitter made the joke. Uh huh. I don't get it. We'll see. We'll just watch the video and see if you can see the similarities here. First of all, this Chinese robot is swagged out. Something fierce. The outfit is crazy.

It looks like the shirt that Michael Scott wears to the convention. They go to where it's like a Hewlett Packard, like swag polo that he gets. Our friend Ross Boland on Twitter said he was dressed like Jonah Hill from Superbad. That's really good. Someone said just dressed like Adam Sandlin. Oh yeah, somebody said Dylan running into the ocean. It does look like so lifelike, like someone who's just not athletic at all. A NARP just making his way down a hill. It's so funny.

Well, we're watching your beach run video. Does it look like, is this how I look when I run? When you run your first couple of steps, it looks like you're anticipating stepping on a shell. Which it makes sense because you're all running at the beach, but it's like you're prepping to run into the ocean. So you kind of have like high're prepping to run into the ocean. So you kind of have like high knees almost.

Really? Yeah. Oh yeah. I do, I do high knees. Maybe I anticipate the high knees when I get to the water. That's how you, that's how you go deep into the water with the high knees. You got to do it. The initial first, uh, steps of your run though, it's good.

A little, little flaily with the arms. A little flaily. Yeah, that's a little flaily. It's okay. It's all right. We still love you, Dylan. I. A little, little flaily with the arms. A little flaily. Yeah, that's a little flaily. Hold on. It's okay. It's all right. We still love you Dylan. I'm a bit of a flail boy.

He's a flail boy. These, these robots are everywhere now. What's going on? There's so many different videos of them. Where's he going? Just down the hill, probably chasing that cheal. I know this is going to get like a

cheese wheel as well as trying to Cheal? Cheal. Yep. But I put this guy in the cheese wheel as well as trying to chill. Yeah. But I put this guy in the cheese wheel competition. See how he does. They're going to clip this and use this in like 10 years, like during like the Chinese

takeover, but like it would be fun to be like in battle and this thing's just running at you and you just fucking mark it. Like you just absolutely just put one right in the chest. Have you seen the videos of these robots? They're walking and then someone is testing like how well it can stay on its feet and they're just like beating the shit out of it. Yeah.

I need that gig. Throwing stuff at it and kicking it and taking like a tire iron to the side of its head, stuff like that. It just keeps on going. It stumbles, but it finds its footing again. It just keeps going. This thing's awesome.

What if this was one of your pledges? A robot? Yeah. I don't know, man. Just be fucking hazin' it. Just line it up. Just run it all funny and just make it fun of it. Find a way. Find a way.

Like it's actual human pledge brothers. Like do we have to bring this? It's a robot. Doesn't need to go to study hall. Like, are we seriously supposed to like, yeah, treat this like seriously. And that's a future brother for life. That's Hey man, you're all Hey, how many pledge brothers you have? One. That's right.

You only have one pledge, bro. That's right. And he's one of them. Just one big family. That's that's Mark. Mark too. That's Mark. He he's one of them. Just one big family. That's, that's Mark. It's Mark. Mark too. That's Mark. He's from the woodlands.

Why do they put it in this outfit? It's way too big. Yeah, they should have put it in some Viori. Yeah, they should. Yeah. You got to put it in something a little less restricting than little something sexy. I mean, their shorts are going down to the shins.

Oh no, cargos. No, no. Can you imagine putting those? Car. Oh, these kids. So this robot so far, so fucked the worst place. Just quit. I'm going to make, I'm not leaving until you quit.

Damn. Okay. Look at this thing, dude. So Dylan coded. It's not. Yeah. You want to run it back? I thought that was you. Yeah, dude. So Dylan coded. It's not. Yeah. You want to run it back? I thought that was you.

Yeah, let's run it back. Of course that's the segment during which we talk about what we already talked about. The people are loving some Randy, but he needs to stay in check a bit. Watching you get. We'll see Dave's ribs this weekend. We're just fine. You can't pile on someone's self-deprecating joke. Doesn't work like that.

Did it twice. Randy did a good job picking a spot for that one joke about Dave, which was a self-deprecating joke. Some guys are into having their salads messed with. And finally, Libby Dunn, Archmanning, Randall Trimbaki. You were in that too. And that concludes run it back. Fun one. Fun were in that too. And that concludes Run It Back. Fun one.

Fun show. Fun show. Hey, hopefully the 4K looks great guys. Let me know in the comments below on YouTube. If it doesn't, it's producer week, randyatwashmedia.com. Tomorrow exactly five? Yes, tomorrow will be exactly five minutes.

Oh yeah, a little programming note. Tomorrow's Patreon episode will be get coming out later in the day because we are doing some scheduling stuff, doing too much dip in the morning in exactly five minutes afternoon. So it will be later tomorrow. Yeah, we're reach, we're letting retail therapy, they're going to record this afternoon. So we're going to do too much dip tomorrow due to just scheduling stuff, barred etiquette and all that shit. Yeah. So anyway, all right, I will see you tomorrow. Bye. Bye. Thanks for watching guys!