Circling Back - Emeril Lagasse & the Ole Miss Rush Bundle | Circling Back 7-23-26

Episode Date: July 23, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:04 All right, we're back, circling back podcast. Final live show of the week. It's Thursday. Hi. You're in for a treat. We've got a big show. I was just looking at this rundown. It's kind of overwhelming.
Starting point is 00:00:31 A lot of shit's popping off, man. I don't know. We may just have to just do a show tomorrow. The leopard thing's not even on here. some fucker got attacked by a leopard he's all right liquor store it spared him it freaked out otherwise that guy's dawn india has a leopard problem i think big cat problem dude you're always glazing him yeah why are you're so horny for big cat i don't know man no but like you see these videos i went to rigley once man you see these videos of wasn't that the
Starting point is 00:01:06 tweet no no dude i love going to rigley bro no no no no no That's not what the tweet was. It was something with Wrigley. Someone talked about the different, like, camera angles inside Major League ballparks. And I was talking about how inside Riggily, it shows the break of a pitch, like, better than any others, in my opinion. And I mentioned Carrie Wood. Remember, Carrie Wood had a nasty curveball. And I just like watching him pitch at Riggly Field because of the camera angle.
Starting point is 00:01:34 He had a good start to his career. Not so much the end. That was me glazing. Look up Carrie Wood. high school was he grand prairie like he was a grand prairie gopher he heard he hurt his arm he did his high school coach i think famously
Starting point is 00:01:47 pitched him like uh made him throw like 200 pitches in one game yeah you probably should do that carry with a k yeah yeah i look it up it's k erry would high school he was mac arthur high school and irving irving same district darn it
Starting point is 00:02:06 darn it darn it wait on uh through junior years in Grand Prairie High School for a senior. Oh, we transfer. Little District 7.5A at the time transfer. Controversial. Interesting. Producing over there is Randall Trumbacky. Hi, Dave.
Starting point is 00:02:25 Hi. I'm wearing my Ricky Prosper Pokemon shirt. Go over to Ricky's profile and go give him a like on his most recent stuff. He built a little Pokemon browser like you can play on the Game Boy with all his Pokemon. It was pretty cool. I really enjoyed it. He'll give him some love.
Starting point is 00:02:41 Try his rap. How much is he paying you? He's not. Another side deal for Randy. Double dipping. Ricky. Ricky's not paying me. I just like supporting, supporting people.
Starting point is 00:02:55 Ricky. This guy. Dave never supports me. Ricky's great. We love Ricky. R. I, Ricky.
Starting point is 00:03:02 That's right. Dylan Shivery. Three non-consecutive ease. Four. Really? Dumbass. Chevee, E-R-E. R-E.
Starting point is 00:03:13 My last thing makes no sense, but that's just how it is, man. I didn't choose it. I do think it's sick, though. Hey, man, bring another chivalry into the world, another chance to prolong my last name because it would have died with me. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:03:27 I had a son. Now I got a second one on the way, so you can see some more shivorees in the world, Davey. Yeah. And that excites everybody, I know. You sent me something on Slack recently, pro la oh it's not prolong it's something else gross what are you doing what are you doing what are you doing what are you why i didn't send him anything the company slack god you're
Starting point is 00:03:48 an odd duck he's in charge of hr and he thinks he can do whatever he wants gosh hr or like h nr i or hr n i horny okay yeah because of you really good day horny oh yeah that's the Horny baby. Oh, yeah. See, do I make you horny? This dude's fucking obsessed. That was a sarcastic.
Starting point is 00:04:11 It was a sarcastic laugh at because it was really bad. It was really, really bad. Crowd loved it. Speaking of crowds, loving stuff. The crowd, the circle of bad crowd lesbian in studio, the live studio audience. I'm kind of, I'm kind of emerald with it. Yeah. Can we get a studio audience in here?
Starting point is 00:04:30 I'd love to on Claude, for real. On Claude. That's right. I do think, I still think we should put a couple chairs over there in the corner and allow, it's time out. Allow listeners to sit in. You want a fucking cup corner in our studio? Dude, Bobby Bone's show, when they were in Austin, they had a couch similar to this one that they would, they just stuck in the studio and you could go in there and watch a live recording and it was so fun. I did it one time.
Starting point is 00:04:57 That sounds incredibly awkward. No, it's not. You don't even notice them after a while. What happens if you like bomb in front of the audience? Have you been doing this show with me long enough to realize that I would, I would do the entire show. Like, I would, I would not be able to leave them alone. Yeah, you'd be talking to them. It would be, it would be, I would ruin it.
Starting point is 00:05:15 All right. Once a month, maybe. We vet them and they're like, all right, you've got an invitation to sit in on a live recording. I think it could be a lot of fun. Okay. I'm not, I'm not going to say no, but I do need to know what you're imagining the vetting process. They reach out to us like, hey, we're going to be in Austin, you know. Looking at their Graham?
Starting point is 00:05:33 No, come on, dude. You said we vet them. They reach out to us. We know they're not, you know, like, weirdos. Weirdos are also welcome here. Look, it's not going to be a stringent process. It's going to be like, they reach out, let us know they want to come in. I'm like, all right, come on in.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Only rule is you can't talk unless we, like, talk to you. We're going to show. No, yeah, I know. I will not be able to help myself. That could be fun. Once a month, it could be fun. Randy? Can I get a second?
Starting point is 00:06:00 Nah. Why? I'm not. For it or against him. Why did he Dan you? Nah, I think it could be falling. I mean, look, it's not a big studio. That's what people say.
Starting point is 00:06:16 You know what? Hey, put your money where your pretty little mouth is. They sit next to you. No, then they're going to be part of the show. Don't care. I care. Yeah, you're scared of getting mugged? No, no.
Starting point is 00:06:30 That would be a very real distraction. We would just have to turn their mic on and just have them be a part of it. you don't have to we could we could we could we could call them up you know like if they're for riffing with them and they're like they're kind of fun hey you got called up no called the bullpen come i'm just trying things man i'm in the arena you're in the you are in the arena just trying things not for everybody as we've all aren't trying anything yeah clearly i'm just doing fucking shit allowing you to do the show still even though you just make it horny as hell yeah
Starting point is 00:07:05 yeah that's definitely i'm definitely the one who does that chairs into the studio. We need like two chairs right over there. Or two chains. Yeah. Dylan played two chains on the speaker yesterday. It could be fun, man. Why are these guys not sponsoring the show yet, Randy?
Starting point is 00:07:21 Don't ask me. Have you told Brett to reach out? If I suggest Brett to do something, apparently I'm the worst guy ever. But Brett tells me how to do my job all the time. We could retry that bit now if you brought him in here. No. No, I think Brett's on to it. He was no part of it.
Starting point is 00:07:35 Okay. Heaven forbid, I like to think of a, sponsor go, oh, they're local. Maybe we should like even just send an email. And it's like, how dare you? I'm going to give you guys. I'm going to give you guys a warning. I'm absolutely sooner than later going to get up and leave this podcast for about a minute, 30 seconds to urinate straight up. I shouldn't have had this blue. We're eight minutes in. I know. I should have gone. We're eight minutes, dude. I know. I should have got. No, I didn't. You didn't? I went like 25 minutes ago. We were delayed because of the computer. Because of the
Starting point is 00:08:08 Computer. Computer? What happened? I wondered why we were late. I don't want to bring it up because now you get. Because the computer shut down and then there was a Windows update. I saw you looking at the checklist real close and I was like, uh-oh. It was just annoying that like it did that right before we went live.
Starting point is 00:08:25 Very fun. Well, yeah, something came unplugged. Occam's Razor. That's right. How are you going to get through Odysseus? Are you going to watch it? Or I guess Odyssey. Yeah, but it's hard to get into.
Starting point is 00:08:43 It's like very sold out. Is it? That's what we'll say. The IMAX is very sold out. Yeah, I think you can get into regular John. I'll be honest. It's probably the same thing. Dude, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:08:55 Dude, I don't know. Is that what the IMAX is? 70 millimeter? It was made for 70 millimeter. There's actually like 40 theaters in the whole world that shoot it that like can actually like project it on there. They did film it with like. legit iMacs cameras i'm gonna go and i'm gonna ruin the movie i'm gonna bring one of my
Starting point is 00:09:14 buddies from high school he formerly in high school he's not in high school still and we're gonna play the penis game in the middle of it dude have you seen have you seen the comparisons you can like see the tops of some people's heads more during the imax it's fucking sick dude that that is a big difference so i mean who's head if it cuts off a big chunk of the screen that kind of stinks who's wait so we can see the tops of someone's head yeah no like the framing of the the imax it's it's a taller screen and so if you watch it on a regular movie theater screen it cuts off part you know what i mean viola viola shout out micah yeah dude i only watch films in 70 bell better i i will exclusively only watch films the i'm ox that's how nolan intended it to
Starting point is 00:09:57 be seen so i gotta see it like nolan wanted it you gotta trust nolin's vision bro dude you don't understand. Nolan's a fucking genius. Stop. Is this your top, is this in your top three Nolan moves? I don't know. I do like Christopher Nolan. He is one of my favorite directors. You don't like it that he goes by
Starting point is 00:10:17 Christopher though. No. You're just like just call yourself Chris, bud. Chris Nolan? Chris Nolan doesn't sound as prestigious, does it? If you're in the arts, though. Christopher. You're not in the arts. You wouldn't know. No, I'm not. podcasting is an art some people say buddy this ain't no art
Starting point is 00:10:37 yeah what Dave and I are doing is art I don't know what you're doing over there are you patting the you're just begging for somebody to come sit next to you some random listen to sit next to daddy that's what I'll say did you ever find those guys did they ever reach out to you and say hey man thanks for
Starting point is 00:10:56 you didn't tell us you had a pod or whatever when that clip is up We need to tag them in the clip. And then... Are you sure? Put them on their radar. Put us on their radar. Okay.
Starting point is 00:11:07 You're thirsty for these guys. Do we tag them? Is that not like a step, a step like a little bit... Like, let them find it organically. Someone will tag them, right? Yeah. That's what I was saying yesterday during the segment. Like, I know how this ends.
Starting point is 00:11:21 It's now in the listener's hands. And there's nothing that we can do about it. They will do what they want to do. Is that clip going up today? I have an edit. and so we'll see if he gets Randy had a serious head I could hear him over hacking away on that keyboard
Starting point is 00:11:33 was clickety clacking man he was I'm creating art you see now Adam is kind of are I'm directing art he's directing
Starting point is 00:11:43 he's the art director and Christopher Nolan was the director he's Randall Trembachian to you now mm-hmm okay henceforth
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Starting point is 00:14:36 That was, I was trying to look for something underneath my desk and my, my headphone cord just went across the keyboard. Okay. Is it pee-pee time? I'm sorry. No, I want to talk about, I want to talk about something that hit the timeline yesterday that it's probably the most fun I've had on Twitter and quite a while. Maybe since World Cup. but it's somebody you have found some old clips of Chef Emeril he had a show back in the day he was on a number of shows he even had his own
Starting point is 00:15:13 sitcom at one point didn't last long 11 episodes you don't love that but he had a show where he was just basically him chef Emerald Lagassee but damn cooking in front of a live studio audience now you might be saying like okay that's not that crazy like that happens all the time what if I told you that the live studio audience is just dudes it's just dude it's just that are just getting real stoked about what's happening drinking beer drinking beer in some occasion uh drinking beers eating some some chips some zaps chips uh the clips are just out there and they're great um where i think we're going to do a meme dump today brett's brett's went hard on some memes i'm
Starting point is 00:15:54 very excited to see him when brett's when brett's like dialed in on memes it's it's about as good as it gets he's the best in the game when he yeah he puts his mind to it so he's uh yeah be on the lookout for that. He's really excited about it. Let's play this one. All right. I had a question about what to do when you want to kick up your beer or not. Here's what I do. I take a beer. Try this sometime. Take a slice of lime or two. Slice a lemon or two. Pause it. The crowd reactions make it. The cutaways to the crowd are gray. These dudes are, they are, okay, What he is doing right now is something that's been done for many, many, many, many years. I feel like everybody since they started drinking in high school knew to lime the beer,
Starting point is 00:16:43 you can do that's an option. The way these guys are looking at him, like he just invented fire. Yeah, like he's doing a magic trick or something when he's just cutting, he's just slicing a lime and putting it at the bottom of a glass before pouring a beer into it. Okay, finish it out. Put him in the bottom of your glass. See, spoons are better just for stuff. steering. Look, you just stuff them in there. You see what I'm doing? Then you take your beer
Starting point is 00:17:10 nice and slow. Dude. This guy's dialed. Oh, yeah, babe. There you have it, all right? Dude, I'm sorry, man. In the midst of a male friendship, uh, or lack of male friendship epidemic, uh, a loneliness pandemic, this is what we need. Mm-hmm. We need. We need. We need. We need. We, uh, in a lack of male friendship, uh, a This is what we need. We need them back. The dudes, okay, why is that guy wearing a hard hat? I don't know. Dude, this guy crosses cultural lines, age lines.
Starting point is 00:17:46 I mean, like, everybody loves this. His audience is like a cross section of America. It's even, don't, it's even like a little slice of Americana. A little slice of Americana. Why is it only like 35 to 45 year old? And it sounds like, I guess I get a little bit older than that. Why is it just dudes? Because is that just his audience?
Starting point is 00:18:02 Dude, rock. And dude, it wouldn't shock me if this is, this is in like the year 2000 or something. And like these guys are actually like, oh, like 28. It's just like, what's up with that? Young guys just looked real old. Yeah, they did. Then it's all right. Oh, he knows he's got it.
Starting point is 00:18:21 Unbelievable. It's okay. Oh, yeah. All right. There's more coming, fellas. Don't worry. Fell. See, I added about 80 cloves of garlic in there, chopped up.
Starting point is 00:18:32 Oh, yeah. That is a lot of garlic. Let's go. What else? Crush red pepper. Yes, that's a lot. Ground chuck. Then he gets sweet Italian sausage,
Starting point is 00:18:46 hot Italian sausage. And he takes it, you know, he takes it out of the casing, squeezes it out of the casing. So then what he does is he uses the hot one with the chuck, the sweet one,
Starting point is 00:19:05 then... No way. Then some essence kicked up. You know what I mean? Yes. About 40 cloves of chopped garlic in there. Got his with a ban at something. I want to be part of this crowd.
Starting point is 00:19:21 Hold up, hold up. Yeah. No, sorry. I was just, I was just, I was commenting in my head. Like, we got to need some more garlic on that. I want to see some more starch. Then what we'll do? We'll stop mixing that meat.
Starting point is 00:19:35 But look, you can go in there and play around with this spoon all day long. You just got to get in there and just. Yeah, he's his hand now. That's the way to do it. Fuck this one. We'll put that one right in the center. That's right. Oh, meatballs must be nice.
Starting point is 00:19:56 Must be nice, Dave. You know that's a good meatball. Then, see what I'm doing? I'm just kind of going around, building like this, like you guys, you know, building like a bridge, you know. He's a first responders, dude. Sweet sausage. Construction workers. A little bit of the chuck.
Starting point is 00:20:15 Blue color. Yeah, he's for everyone. Oh, man. Gotta get that gravy over there like that. Gravy. Yeah, right. We'll take some Parmesan. They fucking love it.
Starting point is 00:20:33 There it is. They're standing up. Why are they so excited? I liked it. I liked it for that particular show. They're like, all right, this show's going to be for, like, construction workers, first responders. One catch. got to wear the uniform in so people really know.
Starting point is 00:20:52 Like, you got to wear your hard hat in studio and your, and your vest. Give me that. Oh, yeah. Give me the guy. Give me, give me the starch. This is the one. This is last one. Is we're going to start making a little potato cake.
Starting point is 00:21:05 Okay. Watch this. You take some fresh potato like this. You want the starch. You know, they're always saying, hey, no, we don't want the starch. You want the starch. That's right. Well, let's take a starch.
Starting point is 00:21:19 Well, let's take a vote. Do we want the staunch? Not since like Mussolini has someone had like the male, like the attention of an audience like this. It's unbelievable. Go back to Mussolini? Mussolini. The Italian. I don't even think he's Italian.
Starting point is 00:21:47 I don't know what he is. He's clearly like spent some time in Louisiana. He's the man. I might just, I don't have any plans this weekend, as you'll find out later on in a segment we do. I might just go back and like try to find these streaming and just watch them. See if there's anything out. Because it's unbelievable. Yeah, that's electric content.
Starting point is 00:22:07 And you know, like sometimes they'll be like they'll have like the showrunner or not the showrunner, but like a producer before he goes out. All right, guys, who's ready for chef Emeril? And they're like, yeah, yeah. Like, all right, we need you guys to be really, really demonstrative with your reactions. I bet they didn't even have to do that I bet they're like he's coming out he's back there he's in the back he's in the green room warming up
Starting point is 00:22:27 get ready for chef Emeril and he comes out and these dudes are just fucking the testosterone the tea this is back before masculinity masculinity was toxic it's like the I think you should leave skit when they're trying to get him to like
Starting point is 00:22:40 say something that's what the crowd is when they walk in and just people just jeering and shouting and just have a great time it's a rake it's a rake Goddance That's an all-timer for me I love that one
Starting point is 00:22:54 We need to bring back this This kind of stuff I'm not saying like I don't know Are we two Are we two Where are we at in this country Could we bring this back
Starting point is 00:23:05 And it would like be You can bring the same I have a good idea Why don't we have a Like in studio audience in here And then they can like Have phone with us Like we just put two chairs right there
Starting point is 00:23:15 Just like all right Like Every time I'm like, I say juxtaposition. They're like, oh, yeah. All right, right, come on. We just get one really off-putting listener. That just ends it for our lines.
Starting point is 00:23:32 You're like, all right, man. Thanks for coming in, dude. Where can we follow you? Cool. I can't wait to see what Brett cooks up on this, man. If Brett had that Randy gene in him, we would get the mid-pod meme dump. Yeah, but he don't.
Starting point is 00:23:49 Oh, that's okay. Yeah, I'm excited. I'm glad the T. I don't know what kind of staying power Chef Emeril has, but I will be, I will be screenshoting a number of crowd reactions and just using them going forth.
Starting point is 00:24:04 I will. Bam, bam, bam. He hits him with the bam. I hadn't seen a bam in a while. Those are some serious bams. Dude, he took a vote. And everybody was like, yeah, we want the starch.
Starting point is 00:24:12 Of course we want the starch. Like, what kind of quick, it's like, we know you're playing with this, but like obviously, look around. I think these are the kind of guys, Dillon's like the one guy like arms cross like Less starch please
Starting point is 00:24:25 You don't eat all that starch No that's actually going to spike my glucose I've got some cookies here What's a cookie here but Yeah fuck yeah And Dylan's like ooh Too much sugar Excuse me chef
Starting point is 00:24:40 Can we get a sugar free option Chef they just fucking kill you They just they turn up They pull me out of the studio Hey, man, what the fuck was that? Chef Emerald's making burgers has you sit down to be the purple eating and then you just take the top bun off
Starting point is 00:24:56 and he's like, yo, we got a guy, he took the top bun off. Guys, do we want both buns? Yeah, we want both, chef. We want both fucking buns. There's a guy over there. He's a good looking guy.
Starting point is 00:25:12 Look at him. Look at the guy. He's got transitional lenses over there. He's worried about the starch. Oh, no. Who is it? Show me. I'll fucking kill him, chef.
Starting point is 00:25:22 No, we're not going to kill him, but we are going to... The blue-collar guy is just beat the shit out of me in the audience. All with their heart. Health conscious bashing time. Chef, you say the word. We'll snap his neck right now. Should we snap his neck? You guys want to kill him?
Starting point is 00:25:40 No, we don't kill him. No, let's kill him. Yeah, bam, bam. Damn, dude. That would be a funny way to... go. It would be sad, obviously. We'd have to make some changes for the company in the show, but like if you got got because of a chef Emerald rally, it would be kind of fun. Right? I agree. That would be pretty funny. It's good content.
Starting point is 00:26:04 How would they do it? Just spoons, wooden spoons? Yeah. Or it would it be like a frying pan to the head and it makes a funny noise? Dong. Don't. Kill me with a frying pan. Yeah. Come on. You can't tell me you haven't thought about this. killing somebody with a frying pan? Well, you know, you dying at the hands of a testosterone, sausage-fueled chef Emerald. Yeah, today's the first day I've thought about it. Really? We've been talking about this a lot.
Starting point is 00:26:34 Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I mean, if someone's going to get got in that audience, it is going to be me, though. There's a guy that day. He's got a podcast. You guys like podcasts? Yeah.
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Starting point is 00:28:35 I'm going to go do my business. We'll tee this up. I'm very excited for this story, though. Okay. There's a guy in the audience right now. He's got a blad of problem. Should we let him go pee? Let him go pee.
Starting point is 00:28:49 Let him be. Let him be. All right. So this is, I believe, Bunkie Perkins, brought this to everyone's attention yesterday on Twitter. If you don't follow that account, you should. It's pretty funny. He tipped us off to, or tipped
Starting point is 00:29:02 everybody off to a website. It's called concierge dash clothing.com slash Ole Miss Rush. And basically, this website is selling what they call the official IFC Rush
Starting point is 00:29:18 bundle. Okay. This to me looks like a more of like a pledge uniform, like a pledge suit. So based on this, I think that Ole Miss might be different, or SEC schools might be different because there's a Rush Week dress code. And we never had dress code for Rush. Probably so. As you can probably imagine that at Texas State, things were a little bit differently than
Starting point is 00:29:42 the Greek system. There's a little bit different than the one at Ole Miss. And as we found out from Micah that the Midwest does it all wrong because they tailgate in jerseys and you need to wear a white button up to tailgate. The Rush Week dress code, I mean, there are even dates, like, laid out here. So, like, they've done their homework on this. So the first one here, the first event is khaki shorts and a t-shirt. Frat.
Starting point is 00:30:04 Shirt provided by IFC. I want to know what that shirt put, like, T-shirt from IFC looks like. Does it just say rushy on it or something like that? Something like that, probably. You have, like, a number or something. I don't know. And then the next one, dress shirt, khakis or slacks, dress shoes. We were talking about how Texas State didn't have, like, Rush uniform.
Starting point is 00:30:22 It was just throw on a polo. Make sure you weren't wearing cargo shorts and go up to the house and talk to the guys. It's funny. This Navy blazer and like khakis and if a kid showed up to Rush wearing this, we would think that they were the biggest try-hard ever. Facts.
Starting point is 00:30:36 That's facts. But I guess Ole Miss, they just do it a little bit different. I remember asking about a rushie. Like, how was that one kid from blah, blah, blah. How was that Midland kid? Like, I hadn't met him yet. And like somebody looking at me and just like, sign going,
Starting point is 00:30:54 cargoes. No. Yeah. So dumb. I think I had cargoes. I know I had cargoes like before I went up to, I started the rush process. Definitely had them. Thankfully, didn't wear them up there.
Starting point is 00:31:07 But then I figured out very quickly that I had to get rid of all the cargo shorts that I owned. I really think that you guys at TFM influenced the sale of khaki shorts and the like the decline of cargo shorts in America at that time. because I didn't know about that until Tfm made it a big thing and like West Coast Jimmy about like not wearing cargoes. That's, I absolutely, I don't think that's an overstatement at all. Like, that's real. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:31:32 TFM moved a certain portion of the culture, of Greek culture. If you show up to these events and it's clear that you shopped via the Rush bundle, are you getting made fun for that? It's got to be like using, if people find out you used Alabama fratting. advisor. Yeah. It's like, dude, don't tell anybody. Like, you don't want, it's, it's probably like a little scarlet letter. Like, we used to make, not make fun. Well, yeah, we did. We'd always make
Starting point is 00:32:02 fun of people. Rushies, pledges and actives who like clearly just got back from like the polo outlet. Because there's a huge outlet in San Marcos. We're like, oh, dude, you go to the polo outlet. Yeah. Come back. That's a fresh polo, man. Clearly. But yeah, you would get made fun. Absolutely. It's like, oh, you didn't already have this. You weren't already dressing like this every day of your life up until this point. Ugh. Can you zoom in a little bit on the dress code? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:32:32 Oh, God. There we go. Okay. Yeah, what a, what a process. Like, I knew like sorority rush in SEC schools is, is very, very, um, strict and, you know. Very formal. This, this is crazy. I knew, I knew the, I guess I knew the, you know,
Starting point is 00:32:53 fraternity rush was like this i didn't know it was this i didn't know they had dress code i didn't know they had strict dress code so it's wild navy blazer white dress shirt khakis red and blue striped tie but this is like this is what we wore for our composite pictures almost almost identical to what this guy's wearing right now wear it too that's a composite tie was just you know our colors instead of yeah freaking old gold just said just generic old mess colors i know some fraternities on our campus like required this for the pledge uniforms like when they they were doing pledge meetings. They had all dressed like this.
Starting point is 00:33:24 We just had to wear all dress clothes. And then our non-hazing nights because we didn't haze. We had to wear white t-shirt, jeans, white it tidies, white shoes. House cleanup was jeans and a white t-shirt for us. Yeah. They were the worst. What was your uniform if you ever got skunked in like a game of bags or something? Completely naked.
Starting point is 00:33:47 Like your bare bottom? Bear bottom. Your bare bottom? Yep. Damn. So I was surprised to see that rush, there's a rush week dress code because I mean, that's typical for sororities. Can we also note that the guy modeling is like clearly 34 years old? Like that, that guy is a junior associate.
Starting point is 00:34:05 That is a grown man. Can you scroll down a little bit? I want to see the, what is a Rush Bundle? I'm very curious what their definition. A Rush Bundle is a package built for Ole Miss Recruitment regularly worn to rush events, football games, and more. It includes a blazer dress shirt and striped tie. Kacky's not included. I forgot that they dress up for football games.
Starting point is 00:34:28 They make pledges dress up for football games. Definitely don't pull up tailgating in a jersey. Yeah, which I was very surprised when I read the TFM book when everyone was talking about like dressing up for the football game. I had no idea. I'm like, what the hell? Like no one does that. Texas State like you probably wore, you might wear like a polo or a button down like in shorts.
Starting point is 00:34:47 Ole Miss they do like linen cloth tape. I mean, linen cloth on the tables, and they have like little chandeliers they hang. It's a whole thing, man. No. Has Brett been to a tailgate at Ole Miss yet? Big old Miss guy? I don't think he has, has he?
Starting point is 00:35:00 I don't know. I don't think he has. He's definitely been to LSU. Dude, what if Brett did like the whole, he did like a bow tie and the whole thing. I could see him doing that. No, he's wearing a bolow tie. Yeah, he would have a baller.
Starting point is 00:35:12 If you give Brett a window to wear that bolo, it's getting worn. That's very true. We need it. somebody need we need to have somebody wear this that would be a terrible bet payoff if you have to go to a texas game and you have to wear like a blazer and all this and people are like what's up man it's just funny that this look is just so synonymous with fraternity culture like if you see someone if you're at a tailgate you just see someone walk through a dish you like you know that that guy's a
Starting point is 00:35:42 pledge no one's wearing blazers anymore outside of pledship i feel like yeah blazers are on the outs man they're very old school i still have a gold button boys i have a blazer that looks exactly like this it's been hanging on the clothes for 20 years. I definitely used to have a Joseph A. Banks blazer. I probably bought it for some kind of
Starting point is 00:35:59 fraternity or college event. Let me see the chat has anything to say about like, I wonder if this is just Ole Miss or typical of SEC schools to have a Russia tire.
Starting point is 00:36:12 I can almost get, I can almost guarantee Georgia, Alabama, Ole Miss, Auburn. I wanted to say Florida, but Florida feels like a little bit more like
Starting point is 00:36:21 a little wild ass down there, thing let you yeah um yeah texas state we wanted like we clearly like our fraternity wanted to put off the vibe that we were like this is like our kind of vibe but like we're white we're trash we couldn't pull it off or trash yeah we had yeah whitewash wranglers and boots Texas you get away with the replace the khaki pants with uh the wranglers or cranglers or cranglers what's the chat saying uh jack said that that they had it at Mississippi State. So they definitely had a rush dress code.
Starting point is 00:36:59 So maybe it's typical just SEC schools, but I still couldn't want, like, imagine tailgating in full dress clothes in a hot southern state, like for football. Like that sounds terrible. It's not great. You're right. That sounds terrible.
Starting point is 00:37:14 Yeah. But I guess it's fucking frat. Yeah, it's all that. That's life when your motherfucking frat star, you know? Bro, I didn't even, like, not even go to the tailgate. We used to just do like our own. like one of the houses off campus that's what we did let's let's say roads goes to one of these schools wants to join a fraternity what are you what are you telling them
Starting point is 00:37:40 better get a bed dude i don't know i keep thinking like fraternities and sororities aren't going to be around then i'm like yeah they're going to be around aren't they so i mean yeah he could do i don't know i mean i would i would discourage parks from doing it if he was like hell bent on and had his buddies, his buddies were doing it too. Like, all right, man, you can do it.
Starting point is 00:38:03 But listen, I had to have to stay out of trouble. I had to have the talk with them recently about like, it's not the grades you make, it's the hands you shake. Yeah. Oh, so true.
Starting point is 00:38:11 Yeah. But what if like, because he was like trying to study and shit. And I was like, what are you doing? Do you go make friends? Go network. What are you thinking?
Starting point is 00:38:18 What if Parks became, you know, like brother for life? You ever think about that? No, I mean, he's already my son, which is pretty cool. You can be your son and brother.
Starting point is 00:38:25 Yeah. No, dude. He's a leg, dude. His dad was here. No, he's not bad. Dude, your dad's dorn? His dad's actually, his dad's actually fucking dorn, dude. Bro, if you have access to some of the stuff, I have a hard drive with all of his writing on it.
Starting point is 00:38:40 He was actually, like, not bad. Kind of funny. By the way, Brad Jackson, Texas State quarterback, they got him ranked, uh, they got him in the tier, like number 37 in the country on the New York Times out of 138. Look out for Brad. Look out for old Braddy Jacks. We saw, he was quarterback last year, right? We saw him throwing around a little bit.
Starting point is 00:39:03 The fact that they were able to keep him is crazy. Because I thought for sure he was going to end up, like, go get on with like a, honestly, like a Big 12 team or something. If he hopped in the portal, he would have gotten some action.
Starting point is 00:39:15 Yeah. Okay. Yeah. I got to say, not having the khakis, having them not included, it's kind of bullshit for the bundle. That's probably just because it's,
Starting point is 00:39:24 you know, it's easier to get people suited for a blazer. I guess it's true. Cackies are like the sizing is so specific. It's my guess here. Well, hopefully, I don't know. Is that a good deal? $320.
Starting point is 00:39:41 When you pre-order, you lock in your bundle and come see us on campus for your fitting. Our team will be there in person to make sure every piece fits perfectly before you leave. Okay. The guys are just posted up outside the fitting store and they're like, all right, you're not getting a bid. You're not getting a bid. If everybody does this and it makes sense. Oh, what are you doing? We have one here.
Starting point is 00:40:07 I just looked up the menu and it says our Austin showroom. Oh, dude, let's, Randy, go get this. Randy, you got to. I put it on the company card. No. No. You just need it for your life. Okay, I think this is just, you know.
Starting point is 00:40:20 Next time you take Meg out, I want you to surprise her with this bundle. It is right on campus. They do, I guess I do tuxedos and all other stuff. They're not just, you know, rush bundles. interesting well student essential okay so it's all this company's all for like you know doing formals and
Starting point is 00:40:44 other stuff probably too but okay I love that specifically the old is a burn orange one bro you have to get that fucking tie dude that's sick oh man
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Starting point is 00:41:37 just it's different. The linen is dope. It's light, breathable, keeps you cool, instead of making you feel like you're trapped in your clothes. Ugh. They should just make, like, if you're like a southern school during rush, just you should be like,
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Starting point is 00:43:25 Yeah, let's touch on it real quick. This is on the rundown yesterday. We didn't have a chance to get to it. This will be a short segment. But we got to show you, I guess Brett brought this to our attention a couple days ago. This is the Chinese Rodney Dangerfield, is a stand-up comic. Rodney Dangerfield, of course, has been dead for many years. Right.
Starting point is 00:43:44 Chinese Rodney Dangerfield. That's how he bills himself, too. Hey, what a beautiful crowd, huh? Hey, hey, how we doing? How we doing, huh? Hey, ne'ho ma, nahomah, huh? Okay. Yeah, that's how we say hello where I'm from, you know, from China, you know?
Starting point is 00:44:03 Let me tell you. Oh, boy, real rough in China, I'll tell you. You know, I'm Chinese, you know, so it means I, uh, it means you got Chinese parents, huh? Oh, let me tell you about my Chinese parents, huh? Oh, they hate me, huh? My Chinese parents, they hate me. When I was growing up, we had a one-child policy, you know?
Starting point is 00:44:20 Okay. So my parents had another kid just so they could get rid of me. Oh, hey. Oh. Neh-ho-ma. Neh-ho-ma. All right, all right. Hey, you know, my family, you know, they think I'm ugly.
Starting point is 00:44:31 Let me tell you, they think I'm real ugly, you know. They make me wear a mask even when I'm not sick. Oh, hey, all right, tough crowd, tough crowd. Neh-ha-ma, nah-ma. All right. How does people under 30 know Rodney Dangerfield? Do you, Randy? I know him mainly just from that caddy shack.
Starting point is 00:44:52 I'm familiar with him. Okay. Oh, my wife. Oh, I get no respect. He's here. Hey, hey. I do this. Like, I feel like a lot of like parody of moderns or of stand-up cult of like stand-up comedians.
Starting point is 00:45:08 It's just people doing Rodney Dangerfield schick. which is so funny. He's so funny. He had a great stick. Dude, he was incredible. He never broke character ever. He was perfect. He was so funny.
Starting point is 00:45:19 He was always locked in. I think he was insanely addicted to cocaine for a time. Okay, that checks out. Yeah. That makes sense. Yeah. I'm doing all these lines. Call me Dylan Shivery.
Starting point is 00:45:30 Hey, who. Oh. Yeah. I don't do cocaine, guys. Never done it, actually. Yeah. Yeah, I get no respect. Hey, there's a guy in the crowd right now.
Starting point is 00:45:40 Turn around look at them Transitional lenses Doing cocaine Should we kill him Yeah Let's kill him There's a Chinese guy in the crowd right now There's a good danger feeling
Starting point is 00:45:54 Get them up Hey I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna I'm gonna do the stotch over here Do we want me to do the stodge Yeah It's good
Starting point is 00:46:08 It's good bit This guy, I would go to this guy stand up. Okay, I'm wondering, because it's four minute, over four minute clip. And I didn't watch the whole thing because you can kind of get it. You're like, okay, this is good. Does he have, uh, it's just funny because he's Chinese, if this is a white, a white guy doing Dangerfield, it's like, you're just doing Dangerfield. Like, this has been done.
Starting point is 00:46:30 But this guy's the Chinese, right? It's Chinese. Somehow it just, that extra layer just makes. So are you back in with the Asian community? I think so. Are you? We'll see what Earl was. Are you?
Starting point is 00:46:39 Okay, yeah, we need to know. There's a guy, there's a Chinese guy does a really good Trump on Instagram, and he's pretty funny. Is he the Chinese Trump? Pretty much, yeah. It'll just go into it. It's like, this is really good.
Starting point is 00:46:52 And he's like, he lives in China. It looks like he's doing stand-up in someone's living room, which I love. The crowd, you know, the crowd could be better. The crowd, not that good, huh? I got tough crowd. Getting even live out here. Give me like 20 more seconds
Starting point is 00:47:05 of Chinese Rodney Danger, you know? this about my family you know they got no boundaries uh they got no boundaries you know they was trying to come from my stuff i'll tell you know tell me what to do and take all my things you know like my korea my kids my job who they think i am taiwan oh oh oh oh oh oh oh right right now my too much too much all right rain it back oh yeah go ahead there's a ongoing um a simmering um looming even uh battle with taiwan for Taiwan with us. Taiwan is an ally.
Starting point is 00:47:44 I see. U.S. backed and off the coast of China famously. Yes. And it's separate from China? Correct. Oh, but the Chinese government would also agree with that? Uh,
Starting point is 00:47:57 who, you're trying to John Cena me right now. I am trying to John Cena. Well, why don't you go ahead and apologize as John Cena for me? Shao-San-San-Zang-Zang-Zing. Thank you. That was really him just describing how he liked ice cream.
Starting point is 00:48:13 That's good. Nihal Ma. Mm-hmm. Do you know what that means? I think it means how are you? I looked it up like 45 seconds ago. You'd be surprised. I don't know Mandarin.
Starting point is 00:48:28 That's not surprising to me at all, actually. Oh, really? I wouldn't have guessed that you knew Mandarin. Kind of fuck up. Okay. Okay. Neil Ma. We got a guy in the crowd.
Starting point is 00:48:43 He speaks Mandarin. I like the guy on Instagram who goes to, he's in like in China. He's like shockingly white guy, is a generic white guy. And like he goes into like Chinese establishments in China and just speaks like the best Chinese possible. And they always are like. They can't believe their eyes.
Starting point is 00:49:00 Yeah. They're like, your Chinese is like better than mine. Yeah. That's what they always say. Mm-hmm. Yeah. You know they think he's like CIA or something.
Starting point is 00:49:10 probably is maybe he is maybe he is you don't know speaking of I'm on season two of the agency good show Fast Bender check it out all right I might
Starting point is 00:49:24 it is a good it is good it is a good spot it's it's got a little homeland in it um yeah okay some sex last time first season of homeland was electric
Starting point is 00:49:36 I stuck through I watched the whole thing I'm glad I watched it there were some ups and downs There's, you know, a lot of a guy repetitive, a lot of crying, a lot of tears, a lot of carry, just kind of too much carry. She's the main character, very emotional. Too much carry. What are you?
Starting point is 00:49:54 The DNC? What are you, the Democrats? What are you, what are you George Bush running for reelection? Too much carry. What are you? A ref calling a travel? Oh. That's good.
Starting point is 00:50:10 Neil Ma. I got to tell you yeah we've lost steam it was good up until this point man the in studio audience would hate this right now that's why we can't have a man yeah oh podcuffs they're the podcast they're the podcast
Starting point is 00:50:27 you should do it they're not really cucks because they don't podcast so it's not like we're doing their show now if we had ross and barrett do our show and we just sat in the corner and watched them then we'd be like ah we're getting pod cucked that's true it's true that wouldn't be a bad one that'd be
Starting point is 00:50:42 of fun just watch them like ha you think you could do what we do you're like look you're like watch this they're gonna forget to do this weekend and fun and then they do it and you're like fuck they remembered they're sticking to the rundown they did the ad read great they remembered how to introduce the better help oh god i guarantee you i guarantee you bear doesn't even make a joke about ross slacking him some pornographic material oh my shit he did it fuck he knows he knows how to do our jobs i like to think they're less horny over there than we are in here not we you look how he deflects as if he's not the horniest guy as if he didn't see four uh delicious men at pine house pizza and was like i gotta go talk to
Starting point is 00:51:26 that i didn't get horny over though you know oh yeah did you get chel is that what was this more of like like a like okay chels chel's out there high i'm gonna go over there and like mix it up with him like look i'm cool with him too look i'm just as hot look i'm the fifth hot guy now look man i'm one of them A little bit, huh? No, no. She pointed them out to me. Because you're not the type of guy to go approach people. I'm not.
Starting point is 00:51:49 You've said that before. I'm really not. It just has to be an intimidating group like that. Four beautiful guys with delicious hot. I feel it was four uggos. That'd be easier for me to approach. With delicious hot pizzas. Right.
Starting point is 00:52:03 Dylan does love a hot man in the wild, though. He was the one that took the picture of Austin S-Man, weren't you? No. Oh, is that Brett? It wouldn't me. Yeah, that was Brett. Dang. what he's doing. Right?
Starting point is 00:52:15 No, the Austin ass man. He's toting that thing around town. Neil Ma. Ooh. The Austin ass man. God, man. My short game was ass until recently. Let's talk about this weekend
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Starting point is 00:54:59 Dylan, go ahead. Ooh, Parks gets back today. He's been in Amsterdam for two weeks. And he gets, his plane touches down at 410 this evening. So I'm just going to wait here at the office until, he gets here because his mom lives around the corner. So, so excited to see him. So I'll be spending some very quality time with my boy. Did he have any Heineken 0.0s? I don't think he had any of the Heineken 0.0. Of course, he non-alcoholic beer. You should see what names he wants to do.
Starting point is 00:55:30 I'd love to know from the mind of parks. Like, that's a good idea. I'll ask him. I'd love to be curious what he likes. Yeah. All right. I am curious. He's so like, he's so agreeable with everything. Like, hey, how do you like this? He's like, that sounds good. Like, dude, just what do you? Tell me, how do you? Tell me, how you really feel. Yeah, I would like to know his thoughts on that. Maybe he's got one in the chamber that's just gold. Yeah, maybe I'll ask my son what he thinks. He'd probably give you a real good one, like poop man or like Judy head. It would definitely be butt cheeks shivery. Yeah, Friday night, we're going to go to my dad's house. I mentioned that he had surgery recently. So my sister, brother-in-law, nieces, we're all going over there. So big family day at my dad's Friday night. The rest of the
Starting point is 00:56:13 weekend though it's pretty wide open i don't know we have we have nothing so far you should put the costco uh crawling out of the ground skeleton your dad's backyard to get rid of the squirrels that would probably work yeah he wouldn't need the trap they'd be like i would think that'd be a good solution there yeah that's it man just uh some family time can't wait to see my my boy and uh talk to him about the baby he i mean he knows he's known for a while obviously the baby's on the way but now that we we know that it's a boy he'll be uh he'll be i want to get his doctor on that. I think he's pretty excited at that little brother. So that's it, man. Just family stuff.
Starting point is 00:56:49 Very cool. I'll go. Yeah. Yeah. Whoa. We've got a little lifetime pool party for Rhodes baseball to tee ball team. They're just like, hey, we want to do a little, you know, we haven't seen everybody in a while. Let's do little things. We're going to do a pool thing there. I believe that's Sunday.
Starting point is 00:57:12 other than that, I'm pretty wide open. This is a good, like, let Dave catch up on sleep, even though mustard is so back. Sammy's been sick. Today, he woke up today feeling much better. And it's that he's at home with his mom. And it's that day where, like, he was home all day yesterday, couldn't hold food down. But now he got up and he's all hungry and he's completely back. And all he wants to do is just, like, absolutely be a menace in the house.
Starting point is 00:57:40 I can only imagine. Hell you know that first recovery day, but you can't go back to school yet. So you're just like, well, I'm going to terrorize this house. That's what's going down at our home right now. But yeah, I got really nothing. I'm going to try to go hit some golf balls tomorrow. I haven't picked up a club since the WTI, the often mentioned WTI. So I'm going to go hit a little bit.
Starting point is 00:58:02 Maybe I'm definitely going to roll my meridian. I'm going to, I'm going to go hit some cups. So how about that? Randall, what about you, big dog? Hi, Dave. Okay. So we still have work tomorrow, but tonight, going to go to a movie, a little something about Greek mythology, a little about the underworld. I thought you already saw it.
Starting point is 00:58:26 I'm going to go see Hades Town tonight. It's a musical that is only in theaters this today. So, yeah, me, I bet you didn't know this. Me and Meg are big musical people. Are you? Oh, yeah. How would I know that about you and Meg? Well, I'm a big, yeah, I like musicals.
Starting point is 00:58:43 So she really likes this one, but we have never got to see it live. But it's in one, one night only. So we're going to go see it in theaters tonight. Rest of the weekend, not too much planned. Our pool is closed. So we might hit like Barton Springs. Why's the pool close? They're just doing repairs and shocking.
Starting point is 00:59:00 It definitely needed to get treated. It was looking a little green. Somebody duke in the pool? Probably, probably another one. hopefully not the parasitic one that'd be bad but also they like put something people are unauthorized access into our pool room so either way
Starting point is 00:59:17 it's closed for like 10 days while they do repairs and treat it and everything so it's fine by me but might go to barn springs uh i think that might try my first randy's frozen reviews on the on the instagrams where's the first stuff we don't know we don't know yet but we want to we want to do something
Starting point is 00:59:38 I want to collect all the plastic cups around Austin. So we're going to go to a place like that. The classic cups. Like, you know, Donata has like the plastic cup, a little easy does. So we'll find something. Yeah, I'm, I'm predicting some freezing cold takes from Randy. That would be the, yeah, it's a frozen. I think there's enough variation in the, in how good these things are to make it like, yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:02 Okay. I think thickness is a big point. Doesn't it how you can just, you like them thick, right? No, no. I like them drinkable. If they're too thin, then water down, not great. They're too thick. Like the one at Coco's, the Dr. Pepper one we got,
Starting point is 01:00:15 it's a little too thick and it's hard. If it's hard to suck through the straw there, and then also if they serve it with a paper straw, I don't know if I'm going to deduct a point, but doesn't help me. You don't care about the turtles? No. Interesting. Is that even a thing?
Starting point is 01:00:31 Did we ever, like, did anyone verify that? I don't know, dude. Somebody probably, yeah, somebody probably verified it. I guarantee they're not sitting in this room now. But either way. So going to do that. And then Sunday, I think I might be helping Dan with some video stuff.
Starting point is 01:00:49 I'm not sure. I can't remember if that's just Sunday or next Sunday. Oh, we need Dan on the pod. Neal Ma. Otherwise, you know, very casual weekend trying to not spend too much money.
Starting point is 01:01:02 Okay. Okay. Sounds good, man. You got comments of the week ready or what? Oh, I do have comments that a week. Short one. Let's lock it in.
Starting point is 01:01:09 I got four, I believe here. From Jason. Zero percent chance Dorn puts it, punts a Detroit-style pizza 40 feet. We need a video of him trying all his outlandish claims. Is that what he said? 40 feet isn't very far. Wait, what, what, like a slice? Like a square?
Starting point is 01:01:29 I think a slice. Yeah, I'm not a whole pizza. You're not punting that 40 feet. 40 feet or 40 yards? 40 feet. 13 yards? Yeah. I'm just thinking about like, does it even hold up when you punt it?
Starting point is 01:01:43 It's going to come apart. Probably. Your sausage is going to go flying. Yeah. Might be worth doing a video. Mike says, Maryland guy here. I don't believe him at all, but Maryland guy here, born and raised and still live about 45 minutes from Chesapeake Bay.
Starting point is 01:02:00 Hate to admit it, but Randy was right. The correct way to say it is he, she, we had crabs. I don't know if I believe him, but if he's actually a Maryland guy, maybe I was right. I don't remember this. I don't either. When I said that Meg had crabs, got crabs for Red Lobster. Right. He's saying I'm right.
Starting point is 01:02:21 Hey, I asked intern Jaden what his favorite food was earlier. And he's like, I don't really have one. He's like, I love a good seafood boil. I was like, what do you eat when you're hungover? He's like, seafood boil. What? That's wild. Damn.
Starting point is 01:02:34 You can get seafood boils at Red Lobster. He said he went. He said it wasn't good. Oh, okay. Sorry, Randy. You should go talk to the seafood head. Yeah, there's sea food. field boils, I don't imagine.
Starting point is 01:02:44 Well, the best seafood in countries in San Marcos. That is true. Joseph says, need Micah to do a 30-minute album review. Oh, wait, album of the year, Segui, on Pat's album. Oh, we need to just put Micah's face on Pat McAfee on that image. That's a, Micah is got, he would hate hearing me say this, but Micah's got some McAfee in him. And then this is my favorite of the week, Jay Shy. says Dorn just announcement-mogging Dave on his birthday.
Starting point is 01:03:17 Yeah, I feel kind of bad about that, but I don't think Dave's like a big attention on me guy for my birthday. So I don't feel too bad about it. I think people don't have me as the birthday diva on this year pod, hopefully. No, that's not you. I famously didn't even tell you guys it was my birthday at the first time I had a birthday here. And you guys were all like, why didn't you tell me? I'm like, I don't know. Why didn't you guys know?
Starting point is 01:03:42 Randy is the only one to recognize my birthday back at the lodge at one time. Because Facebook told me. Oh, no, I was actually better that way. Yeah. That's how I knew. Like, Randy, even though we're about to not be in this office for the next two years, well, you keep your job. Thanks.
Starting point is 01:04:00 Wow. That's what did it? That was it. That's what saved you. Just a little less in there for the folks at home. Run it back. Let's run it back. The segment during which we talk about what we already talked.
Starting point is 01:04:12 talked about. It's restaurant week, folks. Big announcement there next week. Davidwashedmedia.com. Meg got crabs. Which apparently the proper way to say. If Ranny can put his ass on a big branch, he's going to. It's true. Don't remember this. We're talking about Bryson. Bryson. Yes. Erling Holland is going to come back to the U.S. to taxidize Jimothy. Dylan was telling Dave about this chick called the Rainier. Street Gripper. What the fuck? Randy's got to check his schedule for that Monday, but is interested in the itinerary idea, which was your AI response in the master's email from a back of the
Starting point is 01:04:53 And finally, Micah couldn't sleep the night. He found out Austin was getting an MLS team. Disgusted. And that concludes, run it back. Some of those are from Patreon. You better go check out Tuesdays circling back on touching base if you want to be in on that kind of humor. A lot of Micah.
Starting point is 01:05:10 We'll join as well. Good week. All right. Well, we'll see everybody next Monday. Tune in for voicemails tomorrow. We'll see everybody tomorrow. Bye. Bye.
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