Circling Back - Enhanced Games, Drones, & TV Recs | Circling Back 5-26-26

Episode Date: May 26, 2026

The boys recap their Weekends in Fun, someone made a great AOC edit about the SEC, RFK Jr. wrangled some snakes, the Enhanced Games happened, Dave saw some delivery drones, and Dillon has some TV rec...s.  Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.washedmedia.shop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ • (00:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (14:20) Recapping This Weekend in Fun • (32:25) Wyndham, AOC edits, RFK snakes • (42:50) Enhanced Games • (52:30) Walmart Drone Delivery • (1:00:35) Dillon has TV recs Support This Episode’s Sponsors: - Meridian Putters: Head to ⁠https://meridianputters.com/⁠ and use our code STEAM20 for 20% off your entire cart at checkout - Leesa: Go to https://www.leesa.com/ for 30% off mattresses PLUS get an extra $50 off with promo code STEAM, exclusive for our listeners. - Rhoback: Go to https://rhoback.com/ and use code LUTES20 for 20% off your first order Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:04 Joe's Maddo Ranchos Boy, hello there We're back It's a circling back podcast It's Tuesday morning My name is Dave Welcome to the show
Starting point is 00:00:24 You like what you see See more of it At DC Rough on Instagram Wow Yeah Did you just get a grandma? No Oh
Starting point is 00:00:32 I'm I need to I've been a bad poster People have been talking People have said That you're no longer A real poster And they're right
Starting point is 00:00:42 So it's a real problem that I have to address if I'm going to be serious about this this summer. And I'm very serious. Seriously, though, here's Randall Trembachie producing. Hi, Dave. It's a rowback. Which one is that? This is the space that my second space pole I have from them. I think it's called moonshot.
Starting point is 00:01:00 It's a bunch of astronauts playing golf on the moon. So it's like a bunch of. I get it. I don't get it. Okay. I think you should leave. like Moonshire? I understand.
Starting point is 00:01:14 Hey, how was your first weekend as a domestic partner? It was great. Yeah? Hey, how about you wait to this weekend and fun? Yeah, why don't you shut the fuck up? You shut the fuck up, motherfucker. Hey, man, can we do the segment now? Just interested in my friend's life.
Starting point is 00:01:27 Hey, man, I'm going to ask you much questions now and just kind of cook the seg. Hey, did you even hear the theme song for this weekend of fun? Did you miss that? Did I hit that accidentally early? Did I? Bro, let's go. No, no, I agree with that. Tough start for you, man.
Starting point is 00:01:40 Greg coming in. You really, you really, you're gonna lose it out me if you want. I can just leave. You just cucked the show. I could just leave. You're the show cuck. I think you should leave. That's that show we were just referring to, you see?
Starting point is 00:01:50 Don't hit the couch too hard. It'll be spring shoot up your butt. It's true. Up my butt. There's zwing. Anyway. I think there's springs in that couch? There are no springs.
Starting point is 00:02:02 That is not a Lisa pillow. It's just a, I think it's just a foam cushion. It's pretty cheap. God, imagine eating that with 15 of your brothers for life. Wouldn't want to. No. But if you had to. If I had to, at least it's a love seat, not like a sectional sofa.
Starting point is 00:02:19 True. Which I'm trying to sell on Facebook Marketplace currently. Really? Yeah, Chee Chee's sofa. If you want to buy Chee Chewuf, hit me up. Yeah. Somebody please buy Chee-Ce's sofa. Good price.
Starting point is 00:02:35 I'm just answering questions from people. Who long is it? It's in the fucking description. I didn't read it. TLDR. Tellton Shivery. Speaking of Chechay, today is her birthday. Here's my impression of Chay-C-T-C-T this morning. You're gonna wish me a happy birthday on the podcast?
Starting point is 00:02:56 No, she's just talk like that at all. Sounds like Elizabeth Holmes. Yes, I am. Happy birthday to my lovely, beautiful wife, Che-C-C-J-J. Yeah, hey, Dylan, thanks for acknowledging me on the show today. Otherwise, known as Chelsea. She's got a bunch of names. Happy birthday.
Starting point is 00:03:10 Are you going to bring me a Celsius? I'll bring, she, she's kind of off Celsius right now. Yeah, it's messing with my microbiome, my gut bacterial. I got, I got a waffle iron. I was going to make her waffles this morning. Hmm. But she, she didn't feel like waffles this morning, so she had something else. Okay, that's a great story.
Starting point is 00:03:28 Yeah. Hey, Dave, can I do a redo of my intro? I feel like it was really stuck on me. Yeah, he honestly kind of, he kind of, I don't know, is it 40 chest or is it 90? I got something else. You did, he did finagle your, yeah, he cucked your time. Yeah. I threw my back out.
Starting point is 00:03:45 You did it twice. Really? Straight up through my shit, just straight out, dude. Happy birthday. It shows. Like, I was, I was laying on my ass all weekend because I just couldn't move. Wait, how did you do it? It's about 20% better today.
Starting point is 00:03:58 I don't know. I woke up. It probably did it working out and didn't feel it in the moment, but I woke up and I was in real bad shame. What was that? Just me stiff as a birdie. I woke up stiff as a birthday. as a board. I've been there.
Starting point is 00:04:14 Yeah, usually every morning. But the back, it was tough, man. I'm sorry about that. Muscular. Why don't you get you a little, put that pillow. It's not spinal. It's not spinal. Put something behind your back.
Starting point is 00:04:24 That posture is just not, I'm in a good position for me right now. All right, do you. All right, you want to, I'll give you some time back. What else you got, dude? I'll give you 35 seconds. Hi, Dave. I'm going to address something in the Reddit here.
Starting point is 00:04:37 A little shout out of, I think this comes from our good listener, Popat-teach, Go follow Woodfeather Farm on IG. It's a vineyard out of Tennessee. And I think someone had some massive back surgery in there. It's a small business September. Shout out of the Reddit, follow Woodfeather Farm.
Starting point is 00:04:56 Massive back surgery? Yeah, he says right here. I mean, there's no laughing matter. It's not fun. We're loving at Randy, not the back surgery. The owner, Jim, underwent a massive back surgery. Okay. How big was it?
Starting point is 00:05:10 So does he have a massive back surgery? back or the surgery was massive? I don't, if you want, he might actually be in the chat. Dylan, you shouldn't be laughing right now. I need a massive back surgery right now. What? Who was this person again? This is major would have been a major back surgery.
Starting point is 00:05:26 That's what I would be looking for. He works for a small vineyard in Tennessee called Woodfeather Farms and the owner underwent a massive back surgery and just looking for some support small business September. We support you. Jim. Jim. Here's to a full recovery from your massive back.
Starting point is 00:05:41 surgery. Jim, we're rude for you. Go buy some wine. Go buy some wine. Wood feather farm. Job is still, hey, we'll... Oh, no, don't send us some. We'll share a story. No, please don't send us somewhere on full. No. I'll open some grape. Let's see where the night goes.
Starting point is 00:05:59 Let's get out to Woodweather Farm and do a crape stop video. I don't want to make fun. I don't know how bad this surgery was. It's massive. That's what you're going to sound like. When? I don't know. It was massive and you're laughing?
Starting point is 00:06:19 You're laughing. You're laughing. Tell us that you in hell, huh? Well, I know she had you screaming. No, nothing like that, dude. I think I tweaked it in the... If you need us to come out and stomp your grapes for you, we will gladly do that. We will stomp grapes and then we'll push Randy off the platform.
Starting point is 00:06:36 If you don't know that video, this is stupid. It's an all-time video. Did we draft? We had to have drafted, fake drafted that. I think we, yeah, I think we mentioned it at the very least. Oh, God. Big day today, as it's Tuesday, we got the Patreon today, and it's straight up. Nothing but Bachelor and Bachelor at party's stories and calls. Straight up.
Starting point is 00:06:58 Go subscribe right now. You're going to want that content. You're tired. It was a three-day weekend. You think this is good. Wait till you see either hear that or see it. Okay? Go check it out.
Starting point is 00:07:09 That's dropping today. Hey, so the Savannah bananas video keeps going off. And I've really just been in the comments quite a bit. Oh, there's some chatter in the chat. It's still popping this morning. This guy said, I kind of wish it would just die. Well, this guy just said, Dylan is absolutely a gay 42-year-old.
Starting point is 00:07:29 Banana ball is a fucking blast. I already know Dylan's the gay dude who gets mad sitting field level because people around them get loud and he thinks baseball is a play. Dude, I love that. Do this guy, do this baseball to play? He's absolutely sure that I'm a gay 42 year old. There's no doubt in this guy's mind that I'm gay. He's commented a couple of times about you being gay.
Starting point is 00:07:47 There's no doubt. I think this guy kind of wants you to be gay. He likes you. He really needs you. He's like, I kind of need this. People pull the picture of my, my Harajas on Twitter. Again. And like 50 people just say, oh, this dude's definitely gay.
Starting point is 00:08:02 I don't care if you think I'm gay, by the way. It's just so funny to me. There's no doubt in my mind, this is a gay guy. Those shoes just every so often will get brought back out, whether it's by the Cactus Mafia NBA Twitter stand. Who found your Haraches again? Well, I put them on Twitter because Will was talking about how Haratchez are having a moment this summer. Right, right. So I was like, oh, I was the head of the Caribbean.
Starting point is 00:08:25 This is from three years ago. And then apparently a lot of people think that they're gay shoes. Oh, so it was a recent tweet and you're already going to get in some stuff with the chat. Yeah, they didn't have to dig down too far, to be fair. So this guy, this guy responded, somebody else said, responded to me saying, no one's talking about it, but the guy in the glasses was in the rookie. And this guy just said, nobody cares. And I said, says the guy who wasn't in the rookie. That's good, dude.
Starting point is 00:08:51 That's really good. Nobody cares. All right. This guy's so sure that you're a 42-year-old man who's also gay. Yeah. He's so sure. There's not a doubt in his mind. And that's okay.
Starting point is 00:09:04 Why is he so sure? that's okay crazy seems like he might have a problem with it apparently so someone in the chat at the very beginning of this morning said crazy that 100k people in Tennessee like the bananas
Starting point is 00:09:18 I guess they did another yeah another a hundred thousand dollar plus night I mean they're crushing I'd rather go to a bananas game than a rangers game right now um they slide uh from pirate pirate dread robbers
Starting point is 00:09:33 I'd rather watch the bananas currently than the damn Texas Rangers. Shout out to him. Exactly what you just said. Yeah, they got no hit last night, combined no hit by the Astros, who were notably in the last place. Dang, man.
Starting point is 00:09:47 Yeah, it's bad. We've got a lot of guys, our bats are out, but our bats suck anyway. So it's an awful, awful time. Something's got to happen. Cool. The combined no hitter.
Starting point is 00:09:57 Like, what are you doing? You got to hit somebody. Combined? It's kind of like, that's kind of like the B team of no hitters. Also, The starter, finished the game, dog. It finished the game.
Starting point is 00:10:08 Fucking pussy. You're just not ready for a bananas game where they just start singing Phantom of the Opera. Like, you're not ready. The guy said that you know I like fan of the opera. The guy said that you expected baseball to be a play. Yeah. Which the banana ball is kind of a play.
Starting point is 00:10:23 Actually, yeah. Which is... This guy's... This guy's theory, his thesis on you. It's WWF. Baseball version. Yeah. I guess a play means you need to be respectable and just...
Starting point is 00:10:35 Oh, Watch it. I'll get rowdy at a spawning here. He has his little optical. I was going berserick at the UGA, Texas game. Well. Dylan's the type of guy I started to fight from the low ground. And I'll still win.
Starting point is 00:10:51 You could, you still can, you can. I'll still knock your ass out. That's not true. I don't fight. I'm not a fighter. Don't be fighting a banana ball. I'm out of fight. I don't fight, period, man.
Starting point is 00:11:01 They'll take you to banana cord. If you come up and punch me in their face, I'll defend myself. You have to go up against the honorable judge banana. I don't want that smoke, dude. No. Don't want it. Let me tell you this.
Starting point is 00:11:14 He is not to be peeled. That's good. You could try an appeal. Ain't going to happen. Ah, the appeal at court. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Get it?
Starting point is 00:11:23 Yeah. Let me tell you, he's, he's seasoned. He's not green. Yep. That's good. A lot of, a lot of problems going on here. Don't fuck around. I'm not.
Starting point is 00:11:35 Someone would even say a bunch of puns. We're doing a podcast. And they were all yellow. Cold play. Yeah, that's the only thing I could think of. Sometimes I'm just listening to Cole play in my head. Sad state of affairs. Not going well.
Starting point is 00:11:55 It is funny now that I can't think of Coldplay without that just very high level cheating on the Jumbotron. She was, she's been, she's made a career off of it. She's doing TED talks about how... Really? Yeah, dude, she's like mad. She's mad that Colbyte didn't reach out to her. Yeah. I said, why would they?
Starting point is 00:12:15 Hey, sorry you did that. Yeah, sorry that you got caught cheating. What do you want from me? I don't know, maybe don't... Maybe the, you know, if you want tickets, don't go to the very public concert in the very, very nice suite in PDA it. Maybe keep it on the download a little bit.
Starting point is 00:12:32 That's what so. Man, this is becoming a... common thing of just people becoming viral and they're saying all right let's make a career of this we got hoktuah i mean tiffany gomez gomas gomaz i don't know how to say it's just like if you get what's hok twa doing i don't know we could probably get her now she's posting i got rugged i don't even want to talk about it you got rugged i got rugged oh yeah you lost your ass yeah you got that hot coin yeah all my savings sorry man hot too i'm sorry but if if you if you went all in on the hawk coin. I don't, I'm not, I'm not sorry.
Starting point is 00:13:11 Did you go on? That's on you playboy. What was the second one they released? It was the Mike Hawk coin. Didn't you call on that? I don't know. Anywho. I'm going to bed. Anywho. Now it was a little, it was more comedic cartoon. I've got to bed. That was good. That's where NFT Nick really rose above it all. Hey, shots of prayers. Nick, by the way. To the, to the, to the boy, Nick. Yeah, shots to Nick. What's going on with him? He's got the leukemia. I don't know what if it's, I don't know exactly what, but he's going chemo. All the best to our boy.
Starting point is 00:13:44 He started with us roasting him and his boys on the boat. And then he grew on us really quickly. And then we're like, oh, this guy actually rules. This guy's awesome. And he might be like know what he's talking about. Yeah. That's good. Anytime Bitcoin or crypto has like a big day, he always posts a, oh, y'all sold?
Starting point is 00:14:00 It's a good video. It's a good video. Oh, goodness gracious. podcasting. You know what? Before we do this weekend and fun, should we... Actually, no, fuck it.
Starting point is 00:14:12 This weekend of fun. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn off. Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled out by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun and let go with it.
Starting point is 00:14:24 Little more, pros, let's go. This weekend and fun presented by our good friend. Throwback. Go back. Randy and I understood the assignment. Yeah. This is old school. This is one I've had for like six years.
Starting point is 00:14:38 I love this. Just a Navy blue. That's like a Dave starter kit, Polo. Just a Navy Blue Roeback that you can get for 20% off by using code Lutes, 20. I can't recommend. L-U-T-E-S-20. I can't recommend enough the all-active short from Roeback. It's become my favorite short.
Starting point is 00:14:55 They're so comfortable. The liner one is what I'm talking about in particular. I love them. They're so comfortable. You know how I know Dylan loves it, he'll still wear it, even though he's in fear at all times, someone's going to pull his shorts down. It's true.
Starting point is 00:15:08 He's afraid some prankster is going to pull his shorts down in public. Everybody's going to see his pain. They're awesome shorts. Dylan's really been liking the butt-up, button-up shirts, too. I say button-down, but yeah, either way, yeah. I'm a button-down guy. I'm a button-down guy. Yeah, they're very nice.
Starting point is 00:15:24 They're awesome. It's like the sports shirt, I think they call it. Not exactly sure. They're very comfortable. You wore, like, two days in a row last year. They're very comfortable. They're very breathable. Dylan, who famously has a problem with armpit sweat, doesn't even sweating those.
Starting point is 00:15:38 I don't have a problem with armpit. Pit-staying guy. Softball size at times. That's not me. But not in Roe-Back. I don't think there's a single thing that I've ever put on in Ro-back and not been like, this is extremely comfortable. Wow. Everything is so amazing.
Starting point is 00:15:49 L-U-T-E-N-E-R-T-E-S. Load the card up. It's a one-time-use code. Father's Day is coming up. L-U-T-E-S. Great for fathers. Great for mothers. Ro-back.
Starting point is 00:15:59 They got ladies stuff. Mother. I mean, Father's Day is coming up. Lute's 20. Load it up. 20% off. One time use. Randall, I'm going to let you go first since Dylan tried to ruin your thing.
Starting point is 00:16:13 Yeah, I know. He can't even wait. I got to tell him right now. Had a great weekend. So Friday night, Megan got into town and we started just unloading her car. She is officially moved in now. She is the rest of the week just organizing stuff. she'll probably actually be fully moved in within the week, like, unlike me, that took like three months.
Starting point is 00:16:35 So yeah, you did. Shows to her. So we just, like, moved in at dinner, watched a lot of movies and TV. Then on Saturday, Sunday, we went to Bill's Oyster. That's where we had our first date. So we did that and went to the Driscoll, got to see the new bar in a restaurant and everything. What's the order at Bill's got to know? If we went to happy hour and spent a little too much.
Starting point is 00:17:04 I'm not going to be getting cocktails there anymore. But, uh, went with just did a burger because it's only $10 for the burger, split that. Good burger. Uh, and then I think we ended up doing like 30, not 36. 18 oysters.
Starting point is 00:17:21 We were trying to, we did like, they have six different oysters. So we did a round of that. And then like, all right, what are our favorites? Did like half and half of the,
Starting point is 00:17:29 that and then did one more round. So, yeah, I think we did three rounds of six. What was damage? How much money did that cost? How much money did you spend? Dude, did you make her pay? Like, hey, welcome to the show. Welcome to the ATX. It was like 160 bucks. But half of that, but half of that was the cocktails. We got got two cocktails. So it's like ridiculous. Did you get a normal cocktail or did you get like a signature
Starting point is 00:17:57 cocktail? Bill's wacky oyster. cocktail. I got, yeah. You got a Bloody Mary that had like Pacific Northwest oysters on the straw. Their margarita and like it's an orange margarita and then a dream sickle like spritz type of thing. But yeah, like just for four, four cocktails, that's like, you know, it's like $70 right there. That's half the bill.
Starting point is 00:18:22 That's just modern day cocktail. Yeah. It takes money to make money. She pointed out that if we do it again, maybe we'll just do it. bottle of wine since it's half off bottle of wine for a happy hour i'm like yeah that's how you better utilize the happy yeah yeah they don't have any signature cocktail deals during that uh then we just went to the driscoll uh like i said new new bar opened up on monday like all that it's pretty cool they just really extended the uh the restaurant did you go into the restaurant the so the restaurant is where the bar used to be correct and then so you can see the restaurant there but like they
Starting point is 00:18:57 move the bar outside of two. So they still have like a small bar outside that you could just host up at. Really? But like I've been to the new bar, the, uh, the one that's around the, not, you know, kind of on the opposite side of the lower level. Yeah, like the, it was okay. It's called Victorian tap room. It doesn't have the soul. Yeah. But I have not been to the new steakhouse that was formerly the bar. But I've, from photos, it looks like they kept the integrity. Yeah. It's really nice. Which is vital. And we did a lot of pool day. And then actual Monday was Memorial Day cookout.
Starting point is 00:19:33 We just went to the pool. My ex-remate still lives in the apartment complex. So him and his wife joined us and we just grilled some hot dogs and hamburgers, watermelon, chips and quack and just, you know, guacamole. Hwacamole. And just had a great like summer pool day. Like the weather was supposed to be terrible this whole weekend or rainy, and it turned out to be just a delightful weekend.
Starting point is 00:20:01 There you go. So that was about it. Very cool. It was about it. Very cool. I did not, um, Dave and Dorn, like the person on Reddit did. Did you see this? I did not.
Starting point is 00:20:12 Oh, the slocks. They call them this the Dave and Dorn. Hey, ma'am. Which is a protein central right there. That's like, that's like five. 60 grams. That's five soft-boiled eggs and a steak. That's more than 60.
Starting point is 00:20:26 Saturday night. Non-existent girlfriend is out of town, so decided to make a Dave and Dorn as to the early bird. So shout to that guy's weekend. But yeah. You just know it smelled crazy. That's what the first campaign.
Starting point is 00:20:38 One of the first comments was. Dylan Shivery. Oh, thanks, man. Well, Alex asleep. Parks had a pool party to go to Friday after school. So Chelsea and I decided to go to an old haunt of ours.
Starting point is 00:20:54 Carpenter Hall. Oh. Great spot. Dude, they have a new chef. I learned we sat at the bar, talked to the bartender for a little bit. Food was already good. It's excellent now.
Starting point is 00:21:04 The burger is... What kind of burger did you get? Just the regular cheeseburger? Chee-Chi got the burger, and I got a duck carnitas taco, which was fire. But the burger, the burgers really like they're...
Starting point is 00:21:19 What they excel. Is Austin becoming a burger town? I don't know, man. Do other towns, like, have like, eight great burgers? You got to check out the burger here. Eight great men. It is freaking good.
Starting point is 00:21:29 Dave can attest. Where is this again? Carpenter Hall. Carpenter Hall. It's a little bit of, it's a little off, it's not off the beaten path. It's just, it's kind of, you wouldn't go. A little hidden. It's behind, uh, show, not show Creek.
Starting point is 00:21:44 Pete Terry's. Barton Springs. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's so vibe in there too. It's a fantastic spot.
Starting point is 00:21:51 It also looks like an, like an old elementary school from the outside. Then I woke up Saturday morning with a blown back. And so I spent a lot of the weekend just laying down, recovering. You got me worried about mine now. I'm trying to really... We went to the pool and just didn't do a whole lot, man. You got a bathtub, don't you? You ever take a bath?
Starting point is 00:22:14 Do a little Epsom salt bath? Not much of a bath guy. Might help relieve some of that? Yeah, maybe so. Or... I have a gun. I've been gunning the shit out of it. It's helping a little bit.
Starting point is 00:22:24 Don't you don't have to do that man. Yeah, I'm here to help what do you call him? Oh, to my theragon. Oh, not a firearm. Yeah. Okay. Gotcha. I ever gone. This guy has gone. Pretty low Q. Lee. Oh, second amendment. Why did you flex your muscles? Because the right to bear arms, man. Ah. We did go to a better half yesterday for about an hour. Chechay and I did. Oh, yeah. Yeah. How'd that go? Parks was at another swim. Hell yeah. I mean, that's great. Yeah. Yeah. Another. swim party with his buds where these swim parties at just people's houses yeah nice that's it man okay well i'm worried about your back thanks dude aren't you uh it's already better than it was you know i come sit in the hot tub or something maybe all right bet see you there say less
Starting point is 00:23:16 pull up i got a i got multiple is it still it's still may right oh yeah let's do it let's rock dude um what else Oh, for me, I was up in Duncanville. Went up early Friday. Oh, what did I do up there? Well, here's the deal. Went to, saw my buddy and his kid out in Midlothian at some brew hall, Union 28, just let Rhodes and his son run around while we just sat there and drank.
Starting point is 00:23:54 It wasn't as bleak as that. that sounded. We didn't like drink a ton, but we did sit there and drink and eat while they just ran around and threw a football, which was sick, to be clear. Got in the pool. We were up there for graduation. My niece's graduation from high school's D-I-S-D graduation. I got to say, total cluster getting in there. Not well organized. We got in. We snuck in through a little side door, went and sat down. About an hour, 10 minutes, in and out. I thought that was good. My high school graduation was probably almost three hours. I graduated with probably double, maybe even triple the amount of kids.
Starting point is 00:24:33 But yeah, it was kind of, it was nice. They go quick. All the kids behaved, no backflips on the stage. Nobody did the splits. Nobody was peep hopping, Dylan. Okay. Pretty basic graduation after that. Took it over to Lower Greenville, hit Terrellys, one of my old haunts.
Starting point is 00:24:56 great restaurant, Italian, had some Italchos. You ever had the Italoos Delon? No. Are they like Italian nachos? Correct. Atalchos. Does that make you a pussy or not? I'm trying to figure that out.
Starting point is 00:25:11 I mean, it's on a chip. I'm trying to think, like, I want to go buy someone and say nice Italcho's pussy. Chip. Like, yeah, that doesn't work that way. You can custom, you can go custo on them. We just went with the house atalchos, which is goat cheese, uh, pesto, something else. They're good.
Starting point is 00:25:27 So what type of choice? grilled chicken is it a corn chip just a it's just like a tortilla chip oh yeah it's interesting the chips yeah very interesting um from there man we uh we kept it low key there is some big rain out there um hung out we watched uh watched some bad texas ranger baseball um watched some golf watch uh windum Clark, Winda Nelson. Guess he went out, hit Carbone, opened some grape. Saw where the night took him. I don't know where the night took him.
Starting point is 00:26:00 Are we calling it grape now? Open a bottle of grape. Are we calling it grape? Are we not? I don't hate it. It's Wyndham. Like, you kind of wish it was somebody else because it is very usable. But it's also Wyndham Clark.
Starting point is 00:26:14 Is he a, is he a boner? What's his deal? He'll trash a locker room on you. Oh, that's right. And he'll have a weird quote on you. might he's he gives off very very early brooks energy he was on the broadcast for the par three tournament at the masters and i think he did okay i think he wants to get into broadcasting he had some quotes during that people were annoyed by like he oh his best perth control
Starting point is 00:26:39 something like that he did which it's not the look there's worse things you can say but it was still you're kind of like are you cool what's going on here and also you trust your you trust that locker room after a bad around like kind of gave a real half-ass apology doesn't seem like you really get it at this point but he did go off and shot 60 at uh old craig ranch old craig ranch you've never shot 60 at old craig ranch no i have not i have not i have not why not well first of all i've never played it oh well you could then you could potential i could i mean it's not the question i've never tried so you never know but um shut out to him then i uh we got back yesterday went over to a neighbor's place had a little memorial day a little pool cookout uh he did a brisket hot dog i went real hard i went
Starting point is 00:27:36 really really hard i had uh marg brisket potato salad beans damn dog white bread and then i had a hot dog because sammy didn't want him so i just ate his hot dog god that's all that sounds good i ate a fucking massive plate. And when I got home, I mean, this is how it went. Rhodes and I drove back, got in. Rhodes didn't even want to go.
Starting point is 00:27:57 He was very tired. I went over there about 40 minutes after getting home with Sammy, just the two of us. Got in the pool, was throwing him around. And then ate that plate, had that marg,
Starting point is 00:28:06 went home, and I was just, I just crashed. I was like, dude, I'm cooked. I was embedded about 10 till 10. Son plus barbecue.
Starting point is 00:28:15 Hot dog. Plus alcohol. Yeah. Graham Arnier. Topper and no no one's not napping after that no I had to do it it was just it just went to bed I didn't stay up for OT I want to watch my Montreal canadianes damn and they they lost I had to do the wake up roll out of bed check the score that's right I'm riding with Montreal deal with it deal with it I'm trying and that is that
Starting point is 00:28:40 anything else I was bummed I didn't get to play golf watched half the aeros tour Okay. Is she a Swifty? Oh, yeah. Oh, good. And I was like, I always wanted to watch it, but I never got a chance to do. So I'm going to watch the rest. But what a production. I was like, I need to watch this. There's like a cultural moment. I'm kind of cool that you got to see it in person. You went to the airs tour, didn't you? Nope. Will did, right? Will did. Did he? Will went to Vegas, I think. No, Will went. I went to. I went to. And granted, I did leave. I strategically, I looked at the set list before and planned my bathroom and bar trips around it. it was great man I didn't realize it was a three and a half hour like it's a lot that's amazing it's a lot great production
Starting point is 00:29:26 yeah I think to say to the Swifties I know you've been very critical of her shout out to the shut up shout out to the Swifties I like Taylor Swift you've been very critical of her no I like Taylor Swift
Starting point is 00:29:36 you're like gosh you don't date so many guys she's a she's a nice gal in my day you made you dated one guy that's not you No, I don't know. That one guy on Instagram is trying to get you to date him.
Starting point is 00:29:51 Yeah, you said you're a 42. You said you are definitely a 42-year-old game, man, who thought that it was going to be a play. That's fine. He just wants to date the guy from the rookie. I get it. He double comment. Does he even know that I was on the rookie?
Starting point is 00:30:04 He does now. I made sure. He knows now. Okay. He knows now, but, oh, man. I love my meridian putter. I brought mine home, even though I didn't bring my like all my sticks I brought mine home to show my dad and uh he's jealous
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Starting point is 00:30:54 Well, let's get out there. I'll be sinking pot. There's a butler pitching putt right there. There's also another place. I took mine to Butler pitching putt and I like pared the last five holes. Shit, you've never done that. I've never done that. He really did do that, you know. I believe it. I think that Randy might beat me right now at a Butler. Yikes. I think I do know the holes a little bit better because Dan and I we're playing quite often. I've got the Nassau.
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Starting point is 00:32:28 So she was down in the south. I don't know where she gave this speech. Down to SEC territory way. She's giving a very passionate voting rights speech. And of course, somebody on TikTok, she's, I'll just play it. Just play it. For the north to. up to the south.
Starting point is 00:32:47 It is time for New York to pull up to Alabama. It is time for all of us to come to Georgia, to Louisiana, to Tennessee. I know exactly. This is brilliant. Oh, man,
Starting point is 00:33:17 the internet just keeps delivering. Somebody on Twitter said, this wins the internet today. What do you think? This is so epic. Just means more, man. This is good, dude. Do you like this Green Day song?
Starting point is 00:33:35 Yeah, it's a good song. I like Green Day. It has some hits. I know you love Green Day. That's funny. Yeah, it's just somebody who's like, oh, she's a name dropping all the SECs. The heavy hitters, man.
Starting point is 00:33:49 Yeah, it's funny. I love those edits that come out of nowhere like that. Like, I remember like a year ago, the LeBron James at, and it's would happen a lot. Anyway, if someone, like, mentioned LeBron James, like, then it would just, it would be like a long clip from a show. And then it would just cut into like LeBron James, like, hype video dunking and all that. It was amazing. It's sick. LeBron James.
Starting point is 00:34:13 That kid up too. It's like 40 now. It's not 40. You're 42. Yeah. Absolutely gay 42 year old. Yes, absolutely you. Um, no, that's a, that's a funny, funny way to just promote the, promote the conference.
Starting point is 00:34:33 Also, this is, oh yeah, further, this is a new segment. It's not to get political, but it's just political figures. Play the RFK, Dr. Oz's patio, getting, removing snakes for some reason. Have you seen this? I have. Yeah. What's he? Can you just fucking chill out?
Starting point is 00:34:48 Did he clearly knows what type of snake this is before he decides to manhandle them right yeah it's just i could tell you like as somebody who follows a wrangler bruce on instagram this isn't how you should approach a snake even if it's a friendly snake i believe it's a race an eastern racer snake i was going to say yeah is that his wife in the background there's two of them just keeps getting bit well they're having sex so what were they I mean, he has no fear going into them. He's definitely going to eat this lot. This is a guy knows his way around a little dead animals.
Starting point is 00:35:42 We know that. Stop getting bit, dude. Put them in a bucket. Bobby, Bobby, please. Yeah, like, put them into the bushes. That's a sweet pad, man. Where does Dr. Oz let? Oz.
Starting point is 00:36:00 He's got, he's on the beach. beach wherever he is. I think he's in Oslo. Surely in Florida, right? I don't know, but dude, hey, why don't you take off your business casual? Also, is he wearing socks? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:10 Yeah. What the fuck is the vibe? What's going on? I just, can we just, just do normal shit? Just stop doing this shit. Just,
Starting point is 00:36:22 please. I don't want, I don't want anyone in my cabinet. I don't want a video of them picking up snakes. This is the coolest he's, he's looked to me, dude. This is kind of sick.
Starting point is 00:36:33 You're scared of snakes. I'm scared. I couldn't do this. I'm not scared of snakes. I am. I couldn't do this. I mean, I guess I'm enough to where I wouldn't go pick one up. Just even if I knew, I don't want to get, I don't want them nipping me.
Starting point is 00:36:43 Soon they start biting me. I'm out, though, you know. Well, I'm not picking one up to begin with. That's too bad. I'd love for you to pick me up. This is the gardener snake. Hey. Hey, y'all.
Starting point is 00:36:56 I'm out here. Love your crepe myrtle. Thank you. It's blooming. Yeah. It's been a wet spring. Niño bringing the moisture. Okay.
Starting point is 00:37:04 How do you feel about it? Okay. Low pressure system. Okay. Hold on. 20% chance of rain. Okay. I'll be out here in the garden.
Starting point is 00:37:16 If you want to join me. I'm going to bite you. You could use some succulent. I'm going to bite you, but it's not going to hurt much. Oh, RFK doesn't pick me up. I hope you don't eat me. Hope he doesn't bite my little head off. Oh, I did not think we're going to get a return of that.
Starting point is 00:37:33 character today. I hope he doesn't turn me into a bolo tie. Real ones know the gardener snake bit. Put some fucking shoes on or go full barefoot. Don't walk around the beachide home in socks, dress socks. God damn. You're so upset by this. It's just, dude, he's a wild card. He's, I'll get off the screen for you, Dave. It's just, you just, you just want some normal shit from this administration. I just want normal, just, I mean, yeah, I don't want that. I don't want that happening. Get a bucket like Wrangler Bruce would do
Starting point is 00:38:14 and put them in the bucket and then go relocate them. It's just I'm worried about what happened afterward. They died and then he mutilated their corpses. For science? No, for his own personal enjoyment. For pranks, maybe even. That's what he does, dude. For pranks?
Starting point is 00:38:31 Was he pulling pranks on? New York? Wasn't that the original, like, story? was the dead bear he put in like Central Park or something? Yeah, you're right. He did put the, that's not a prank. There comes a point where like people are just too wealthy and disconnected to where they,
Starting point is 00:38:51 like, that's funny to them. Their sense of humor just goes away if they ever had one. And it's like, this will be hilarious. I got this dead bear. I'm going to put it in the park. People are going to freak out. Oh, there's a bear in the park. What the hell?
Starting point is 00:39:02 It's dead. But it was here. It was here. How did it get here? They didn't live here the whole time? Crazy. Central Park? Central Park doesn't have bears, do they?
Starting point is 00:39:12 No. It's got snakes, though. They got horses. It's true. Don't talk to Kelly about that. Kelly Keeks, not a fan. I know you're a big proponent of the Central Park horses. What do you think?
Starting point is 00:39:23 I'm a big proponent of horses. They're not what they're doing to the Central Park horses. Even though they try to stop you out. I was going to say you try to suck up after they kill. I still love horses, even though the ones at my ranch, they don't like me. For some reason, they try to kill me one day. Why did they turn on you? It was the other very smart creatures.
Starting point is 00:39:40 It was super bizarre. I can't explain it. I still can't to this day. It was terrifying. And I made it through. And now I respect the horse more than I did before that. We should do a sit down, a one on one. You on one side of the table, one of the horses on the other.
Starting point is 00:40:00 And you're just looking at them. It's like, you tell the whole story. It's a 30 for 30. They're not going to be very interactive with me, though. make you a Jubilee video. Yeah, what he said. A Jubilee video? Was she the worst X-Men?
Starting point is 00:40:21 The Jubilee video is always the people where it's like, there's one person that, and it's like a bunch of people that disagree with them, and they're like, my claim is, and then like people, you ever see those online? It's a big YouTube thing. It's big political. You're trying to bridge the gap politically.
Starting point is 00:40:37 Surrounding. Oh, is that where they're sitting in the middle of a big circle? Yeah. Okay. It's always, yeah. Videos like that. And there's like a biscuit? No.
Starting point is 00:40:45 You should just have all the horses surrounding you. Yeah. They all sit down and they're getting in. I'm sitting on a couch and they're standing behind it. Okay. Geez. Not with your back. I'm sorry.
Starting point is 00:41:01 Do your best impression of the horse like sitting down with you one on one and airing his grievance. Mr. Hands, volume two. No, I And man, we just don't We just find you a little bit off-putting And we decided we wanted to kill you We saw you out there and like We were just like man
Starting point is 00:41:22 This dude This dude's like coming in a little hot We just got we might Must say we're going to stomp him out We need to like check him a little bit It was so weird man I don't want to tell us I've told the story a few times before
Starting point is 00:41:35 But if you It was Yeah the horses at my ranch They try to run me down They turned on them They tried to run me down. I had to dive into cactus in order to evade them. And so I was, I had cactus.
Starting point is 00:41:49 I was stuck all over my body. It was terrible. Oof. Was it a prickly pear? I don't know what kind of cactus it was. It was the kind that has the needles that stick in your skin. It's very uncomfortable. Traditional cactus.
Starting point is 00:42:02 It's a lot of cactus. Texas cactus. Mm. Anywho. Not the kind you see walking in that Zilker neighborhood, where they get rid of all the needles. You seen that? I was like, who does that?
Starting point is 00:42:17 Agave plants. It looked just like the cactus on the bottom right of our logo. Yeah, that's like a prickly pair. It's that kind of cactus. Ooh. I'm gonna stick you. Oops.
Starting point is 00:42:29 Sorry. I'd help if I could, but I'm just a little snake. Okay. They couldn't help you. There's nothing the snakes could do for me. Oh. Oh, man.
Starting point is 00:42:42 What else we got today? Oh, we got a lot. Did you catch any enhanced games, Dylan? I haven't seen any coverage of the enhanced games, no. Oh, my God. I've seen the scuttle butt, though. Okay. What did your take on the scuttle butt?
Starting point is 00:43:02 I just know that it's sporting events where steroids and other performance-enhancing drugs are permitted. That's all I know. You want the skinny? You want the rundown of what happened? Yeah. Well, I'll give it to you. So here's the deal.
Starting point is 00:43:22 A lot of people were shitting on this. I was actually kind of interested. Not enough to watch, but enough to like my timeline had enough of this to where I was like, okay. See what happens. How many, if you had to guess, how many world records were shattered, the enhanced games? Ooh.
Starting point is 00:43:36 Seven world records were shattered. One. Okay. What event? And shattered is. I don't know if it was really even shattered. It was the 50 meter swim. Okay.
Starting point is 00:43:47 I saw some dude just absolutely like juice to the tits. Yeah, you saw the before and after. I sent that to the group. Is that the guy who broke it? I don't know if he broke it. But people are saying it was a failure. I don't really even know what the goal was. I don't know if the guys who put this thing on thought that, like, oh, we're going to break so many records.
Starting point is 00:44:07 Or it's just like an interesting experiment, experiment. But. you had 91% okay 36 athletes total 91% were on testosterone 79% were on hgish 62% on adderol and modafinil 50% on anastrozozal 41% on epio i believe that was a lance armstrong thing allegedly yeah 29% on deca durobolin and 5% on hcg a lot of that shit i don't even know i don't know a lot of this stuff is man no no You stick to, you're just on testosterone and adderol. A true test of this would be to take like actual like top tier Olympic athletes and then juice them up.
Starting point is 00:44:49 I don't know who these people are. Sure. One of the guys like, I think that dude or what the guy, there's a guy who won silver in an Australian swimmer, I think, who would won silver previously. I don't know how many of these people they're catching in their prime. Yeah, that's what I would like to know. So yeah, it's, I don't really know. You had the mountain from Game of Thrones who was attempting to break his own world record of deadlift. failed, by the way. That dude's juiced up? Well, he was for this. I figured he was a natty.
Starting point is 00:45:16 He was for this. He was juiced up for this. He holds the actual world record, naturally. Okay. So he got juiced up for this. He's older now. He wasn't able to break it. Doesn't really matter. He's one where people aren't like super mad. I don't really know. Maybe it's just because lifting shit is dope and I don't really care if you're juiced up. He's the mountain. He's the mountain. Frankly, I don't really care about any of this. It's not that big of a deal. And if anything, it just shows, like, granted, it's not like a controlled environment and, like, you can't compare athlete to athlete, but just kind of shows, like, no matter how juiced, you know, a lot of these natural types are still going to win out. So there you go. All righty. When are you going
Starting point is 00:46:01 to get on some gear? Yeah, I just don't think that's going to, this is never going to happen for me. What the fuck's your problem? Yeah, whatever. You're not like your horses don't respect you. This is why your back is all backed. It's, yeah, I could use some gear from. my back. That's true. I could use some kind of injection back there. Had you been on a little bit of gear, you could have bowed up to the horses and they might have respected you more. What kind of gear are you on, bitch? I don't talk about that public. Yeah, that's really rude to ask. Is that, can you cut that out? I don't know. That's live, but man. Just honestly, man. Enhanced game stock crashed 50% after many non-enhanced athletes outperformed juiced ones. Yeah, there were some Natty's there. Oh, good for the Natty's.
Starting point is 00:46:41 Yeah. Holding it down. Dude, I was just crushing Natties this weekend. Oh, what? Yeah. Yeah, you and a bag. Yeah, yeah. We went over to, like, uh, uh, shitty's place and, uh, he had a pool party. Shety's got a pool now?
Starting point is 00:46:57 She did not have a different, different shitty. Oh, yeah. So tall. Yeah. It's, it's shitty. S-H-I-D-D-Y. I haven't thought about a kickback in a while. Shitty's having a kickback.
Starting point is 00:47:10 I mean, I had some, I had some, uh, kids behind me at the graduation that were clearly like freshman in college or in like early college. And goddamn. Just the vocal fry was just, the hair on the back of my neck was just singing off. I'm waiting for parks to show me just like a shred of vocal fry. I can't even picture it from him. I'm going to be like,
Starting point is 00:47:35 maybe when he like gets like 13, 14. Dude, it's going to happen. It just doesn't seem like his voice can do it. It's going to happen, dude. I'm going to put. stop to it. What are you going to say? Just, hey, stop talking like that.
Starting point is 00:47:47 Don't do that. Don't draw out your words like that. Rhodes asked me this weekend if he could be a baseball player and a musician. It's so sick. It's so sick. I was like musician because he sings in the back of the car. Like he sings. He heard a-
Starting point is 00:48:05 Are those pipes? He knows everybody wants to rule the world from a despicable me. And every time he likes a despicable, not every time, but when there's a despicable me or a minion song that's like a cover, you know, or like they remake it and sing it all stupid because the minions, I always make them listen to the original. Or I'm like, hey, listen, this is like the song this is based off of whatever, to the point to where he wants to hear both versions. So he'll say, can we do the original? So we'll throw on some tears for fears. And he knows every word to the damn song. And I'm not kidding. I'm not exaggerating.
Starting point is 00:48:38 He sings his heart out over and over. That's awesome. And I have to like look away to not, I don't want him to see me laughing because he goes so hard of the song. And I'm like, dude, if he sees me laughing, it might ruin him for life. You need, you need to tell him right now, yes, son, yes, you can. And here's your bit. We're going to get you a little microphone on the bottom of your bat. And then you sing your own walk-up song, and we're going to get you part of the bananas. Dude, I'm afraid if I'm afraid the bananas might get him. No, musician. He's crime for it. Yeah. Don't let it happen. What if he had like a guitar baseball bat that It was like it just had strings.
Starting point is 00:49:14 Can they do such a thing? Does that exist? Make electric guitar baseball bat? You didn't think about that now, did you? Do you let it to encourage them to follow those dreams, man? You know how the soups, like they're very, very prone, like uranium can like drain the soups? Well, I did not know this. Well, that's how you, that's how you kill Dylan is you show them a baseball bat with guitar strings on it.
Starting point is 00:49:37 Why did people not like that finale? I don't know. People are really bitching about how a DVD. a lot of the storylines from the comics, which it has since the beginning. Oh, yeah, I didn't read the comics. In the comics, like, M.M. was a soup. Okay.
Starting point is 00:49:54 And I'll try to catch up so you guys don't have to talk around it. That's not me. Why don't you try the mustard instead? That's good, David. Don't do a cocky sip after that, Joe. It wasn't that good. That's a data center.
Starting point is 00:50:10 It wasn't that good. That's a data center sip. that's a that's three big data centers right there and the future what's going on with data systems what's going on there's some up in dfw man there's one out in mansfield who's paying for these where's the water come from is it from your faucet mine wow we have a new a new tucker impression has entered the chest is it from my faucet that's the goal now i just i i do enjoy that guy on uh Saturday Night Live that does it. Yeah, it's fine.
Starting point is 00:50:47 I just, I just like that, that's the goal now. The data centers are everywhere. Yeah. It's kind of just seems like it's happened, like very quickly. Huge quickly. Data centers. You see these things, man? They're just full of data.
Starting point is 00:51:02 Honestly, you just start investing in them. Make a bunch of money. You could invest in them. I don't know about you guys, but I think the first place I would invest, if I were out there with some monies. Leave some mattresses. I was going to say the same thing. Invest in your sleep.
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Starting point is 00:52:21 Support the show. Let them know circling back sent you. Lisa.com promo code steam. Something I noticed, and this is kind of crazy, maybe a little bit. My parents' house, they live about maybe a mile, two miles from a Walmart. a big Walmart kind of a newer one and
Starting point is 00:52:41 I'm out hanging out in the backyard a dad's like you saw one of these I hear this buzzing noise the fuck is going on they're right in the path of Walmart delivery drones
Starting point is 00:52:59 dude we've heard about this happening I've never actually seen it's happening it's happening really and they you can't even like they have like a they're only carrying like I think I can only do like up to three or four pounds like a little claw that drops so how does it how does it drop I didn't see it down it just flies over there it flies over that part of the city and you can hear it it sounds like a zip line it's it's very very weird wow and then it comes back so you'll get like they get like
Starting point is 00:53:30 one or two an hour some futuristic futuristic shit I'm going to tell you this I if there's like if every place is doing this in like five years and you're going to have just drones all over the place it's going to be very annoying the sound is very annoying yeah i feel like you have to get to a certain altitude where you can't really hear the they're not that high yeah that's that seems wild to me it looked like it was about legally they can't go too high because it's like airspace or yeah it's it's definitely under 100 feet oh wow that's really yeah because like when i go definitely like you to like the fireworks or go to like ACL, there's always drones up there.
Starting point is 00:54:14 And you can't really hear them, even like blues on the green. Like it's not like the music's too loud. It's just like straight up. They are high enough that you can see them. They're low so they're not in airspace. So for them to be that low is like really wild. How big is the drone? It's got to be, it's got to carry a load.
Starting point is 00:54:30 So that big? That big. It's big. It's a big drone. It's not like a spinny boy. Right. No, Spinningway couldn't carry shit. Droney Hawk.
Starting point is 00:54:42 Droney Hawk. Yeah, Droney Hawk is only about like... Spinny Boy could carry a pencil to you. That's it. So you say it's like four feet across, you think? Something like that? The drone? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:52 No, it's smaller than that. I mean, I... It was just like, it was very odd. I'm just like, okay, yeah. I knew this is a thing that happened. I just didn't know that was a thing that was happening here. Is it... How close to the door, like the front door do you think it gets?
Starting point is 00:55:08 I... I sadly didn't get to see it. Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm just wondering, like... I'm guessing pretty close. It's not, because it's not going to drop a package from up there. It has to get lower. And you can't just drop it on the street.
Starting point is 00:55:18 You'll get run over. It's got to be, like, on your property somewhere. Do they have a drone operator there? It's not... It's just automatic. It's just AI? I think it's just auto, which is wild. Fuck.
Starting point is 00:55:31 Just dials in an address and... It takes off. I guess if you live in an apartment, you can't... It's not doable. right it's got to be a home residence house i should say wait does it does it look like a regular drone or does it look like uh
Starting point is 00:55:50 look up walmart drones i mean this one walmart it'll probably just gonna show you the ones they sell but look up walmart no it's not like that it it looked like um it didn't look dude it just it looked like it had like it looked very rudimentary it was very weird like it didn't look like that but i'm gonna tell you oh the one on the far right the fourth on the right that's the one guys i just got my groceries delivered by a round let me show you why this is going to be the future this guy this guy this guy sucks fuck this hate this guy that's the that's the that's the
Starting point is 00:56:24 drone that's it looks like that yeah let me go on shorts and see if i guys i just you mute this guy guys this guy's saying new on shorts oh that's going to be really I got my groceries delivered by a guy. There we go. I don't think he got all of his groceries delivered by it. Because it's not, I mean, you can't do that. Come on. It's got a pair of socks or something.
Starting point is 00:56:50 So it's got like a little. Okay, so like it. Oh my God. It's like on a string and it's like a bag. Dude. Okay, that makes sense. It's like a cardboard bag, like kind of like a happy meal. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:07 Okay. So it doesn't fully land. It just like drops it down on a string. You get some fucking protein bars? Fucking dork. Fucking nerd. No, I don't know. It's five.
Starting point is 00:57:23 Protein bars rule. We eat protein bars. I had one earlier. I guess there's nothing wrong with what he's doing. Fucking dork. Yeah, get some cool shit, dude. All right. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:57:37 Man. Okay. I think those are like candy bars. They're Bueno bars. Yeah. They're kin by Kinder. So good for him. Nice order, dude.
Starting point is 00:57:47 Dude, that's badass, dude. That's so sick. That's kind of cool. So it doesn't actually have to land. It's, it is definitely weird, though. Yeah. I'm telling you guys, man, AI is changing everything. I mean, someone, some, some boomer is going to get their shotgun out and take one of these down.
Starting point is 00:58:06 And you know what? Hell yeah. It's going to be hilarious. I don't care. Well, yeah, my package didn't make it. It seems like my neighbor shot it out of the sky. You just, I just, somebody's going to just steal the drone. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:23 Yeah, you just get destroyed. You just throwing that on it. Just get it off. I saw a Waymo yesterday that someone had just thrown some kind of like smoothie on or something. It was just covered in shit. I felt bad for the Waymo. You did? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:58:40 Does they keep driving into floodwaters? Does that happen? I know they're driving through active crime scenes. I drove their head to shut them down for a little bit because they were driving into flash floods. They don't understand turnaround, don't drown. I saw this one like private cul-de-sac in a neighborhood where every morning at like, I don't know, 7 a.m., drones just start circling
Starting point is 00:59:03 and going back and like slowly through this one cul-de-sac. And the neighbors can't figure out. I mean, it's like tens of them that do it. They don't know what's going on. I don't like that. No passengers inside this. I'd be like, no,
Starting point is 00:59:16 you're just getting out of here. Yeah. I'll be out there on the curb like this. Yeah. Oh, man. Have you guys, do you know anyone that's tried the robo taxis yet? I see them all over the place,
Starting point is 00:59:28 but there's always a driver in this. I don't know what's going on. They're maybe still testing them. Maybe. Yeah, because I saw them like just these, if you don't have them in your town, they're like gold Teslas that don't really have a back windshield
Starting point is 00:59:40 and they have like gold hubcaps on them. You can identify them easily because there's no side view mirror. Oh, okay. Yeah, that makes sense. I thought that it was just someone's car at first. And I was like, man, I keep on seeing this guy everywhere. It's the robo taxi. Yeah, you can't see through the back either.
Starting point is 00:59:55 The back windshield is just a solid piece of metal. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're everywhere in Austin right now. Interesting. Yeah, that's them. So I don't know if there's like. Why am I? Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 01:00:09 They're everywhere. Yeah, you'll see these everywhere, Dave. I don't like the side view mirror. And you can't see out of the back. Yeah, the wheels are weird. There's everything in back. There's like no back windshield there. And what's the Bennett?
Starting point is 01:00:20 What's going on? It's just like, it's a waymo. It's just a waymo. It's just another. It's going to be a driverless. How many people can get in there? I think it's, I think it's a regular force heater. Okay.
Starting point is 01:00:33 Dylan, you got some show wrecks? Yeah, man. I watched the show. Chelsea and I watched the show. Let me timestamp it real quick. So this show was on. HBO a few years ago, and it made its way to Netflix recently. And it is called Love and Death.
Starting point is 01:00:52 And the stars of the show are Jesse Plymins and Elizabeth Olson. Elizabeth Olson, by the way, is a hell of an actress. I was not familiar with her game. Of course, the younger sister of the Olson twins. Is this supposed to take place locally? Whiteley, Texas, which is a Dallas suburb. And I think it was filming in Georgetown. So it did make sense that there was.
Starting point is 01:01:15 was a possibility she was at Carve because they were filming in Georgetown in that time. So it's like maybe Brett was right. That's far from Georgetown. Exactly. So I was like, yeah. She's a really good actors. I was not familiar, like I said. Jesse Plumman's, of course, is a great actor.
Starting point is 01:01:29 It's a really good show. I highly recommend it. I don't want to give away too many spoilers, but it's a true story. And it's about these, like, suburb families and they're all really involved in their church. And Elizabeth Olson and Jesse Plymonds, who are both married to other people. people they have this long affair and they they keep like driving out of town to these motel rooms and they have sex whatever and then finally oh they stop they stop the affair because they don't want to you know they feel wrong about it but then the significant others find out and there
Starting point is 01:02:05 is a gruesome gruesomer murder in one of the one of their homes and shows the trial and it's it's It's a really well done show. I highly recommend. It's good. My barometer for good shows, if I keep thinking about it after I finish it, and I have, it's one of those. It's really good. Have you gone to look up the real story yet?
Starting point is 01:02:28 No, but at the end of the show, they did like a show like, these are the real people, and this is what happened to them. This is where, you know, they got divorced and blah, blah, blah. And it kind of wraps it up. It shows you like the real people involved. Hell of a show. Okay. Watch it.
Starting point is 01:02:46 Yeah. Grusome murder, man. I guess, I watched the show too, which I'm sure you probably have watched or will watch at some point because it's a Netflix documentary. Megan just put it on.
Starting point is 01:02:57 It was worst X ever. Yeah. Yeah. It was, we watched a couple of those. It took me in, the Wade Wilson guy. Wade Wilson, that dude's scary.
Starting point is 01:03:09 Scary guy. It was like, it was hard to watch. It was like, man. But yeah. I also watched a movie the greatest beer run ever. Have you guys seen that? With Zach Ephron?
Starting point is 01:03:18 I've seen so many clips on social media, but it seems like a really good movie. This is one of these movies that's been served to me a thousand times and I always kind of ignored it because I thought it was just some stupid beer drinking bro movie,
Starting point is 01:03:29 as the name would imply. Sounds sick. Zach Ephron, also Bill Murray's in it. Okay. It is not at all what I expected. It is like a serious movie about the Vietnam War. It's fucking nuts.
Starting point is 01:03:43 It's also based on a real story, It is a true story. It's good. There's a little bit of anti-war propaganda if that bothers you. It's not like... Thanks for letting me know. No, I'm not gonna watch it.
Starting point is 01:03:57 It's really good. It's good. Check it out. Yeah, I need to watch that full movie. I've heard nothing of good things about it. It's good, yeah. What? I've never heard of this.
Starting point is 01:04:05 Really? Yeah. It's been out. It was before he... Come on. It's before he fucked his face all up. Yeah. So it's probably five, six years old,
Starting point is 01:04:13 if I'd guess. It's so good. The concept of it was, it was before. is like Zach Ephron, a lot of his friends go over to Vietnam for the war and like he decides to just bring beer from America and go visit them and like go have a beer with everyone. He goes into the trenches of Vietnam. Like he takes a ship to Vietnam to bring them beer that he has in this big like duffel bag. He's, he was like keeping male friendship alive.
Starting point is 01:04:34 He goes into active war zones as a civilian and brings, it brings his friends of beers. Like, what are you doing here? It's a true story. It's wild. Where's Bill Murray in this? Bill Murray is a bar, he's a bartender, bar owner, and some like Manhattan neighborhood, which is where, like, Zach Afron and his friends, like, come up with the idea. And so Bill Murray is part of that.
Starting point is 01:04:55 I love the idea of just showing up to the, like, just to hang out with the boys. I mean, he almost dies, like, five different times. It's wild. Good, good movie. I mean, that's a good concept. Yeah. And you say it's based on a true story? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:05:08 They show a picture of the actual guy. If the actual guy can go to Vietnam to give his boy's beer, but Dave can't even make it to your place to give you gumbo? Wow. Or bring me a meatball? Sorry, man. He's got the elephant brain when it comes to Dave. Sorry, bud.
Starting point is 01:05:30 Another movie I watch is called The Haunt, which is entertaining. I wouldn't call it like a really good movie, but it's certainly entertaining. it's this group of like really wealthy liberals who hunt down like right wingers they like drug them or bring them out to this property and they hunt them and it's it's it's a fun watch too i'd recommend wow yeah wow give me out of this clip oh oh look at this guy not to get political it's trying to say that it's it's political but it's if anything it slams the left more than it does the right it's good i mean it's it's it's a fun watch but it's it's more of kind it's supposed to be a comedy? It's a, it's a, it's a dark comedy.
Starting point is 01:06:15 Um, the, the main, the main gal I, I, I had never seen her before. I don't know. Do they bring them out there and like the right wing, like the right wingers just like, it turns out they, like, they know how to like survive and they turn like, they go back and they're fucking up the dudes hunting them. You don't want to give it away. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, I figured that. They, they, they added the wrong. They got the wrong face. They added the wrong babe to the, to the, to the mix there. Oh, hell yeah. She's a, she's a, she's a, she's a tough one. She's a blonde. Hillary Swank is in it. The handsome, skinny guy from Always Sunny. I never know his name, dark hair guy. He's in it. Because of the implication.
Starting point is 01:06:48 Is the main girl blonde? Emma Roberts is in it. Yeah. Okay. Emma Roberts is in it, but not for very long. It looked good. It's funny. They just went and got like dads with Oakley's and Goethees from their profile pick.
Starting point is 01:07:01 And it turns out. Like one guy, one guy is, he is a podcast host of like a far right, you know, propaganda. Yeah, I understand exactly what you mean. It's like they cover all the all the characters of what do you know is it made it's pretty recent okay yeah it's good look at doing watching some shit that was yeah three for three on like good entertaining stuff okay 2020 that 2020 yeah oh interesting lots happen in those six years facts man COVID was six years ago 9-11 9-11 did not happen since in the past six years. But never forget.
Starting point is 01:07:44 Time flies. Well, we'll be back this afternoon on Patreon. Bachelor party, Bachelor at Party Week. It's going to be a blast. And then tomorrow, as always, we'll see you then. Bye. Bye.

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