Circling Back - Enhanced Games, Drones, & TV Recs | Circling Back 5-26-26
Episode Date: May 26, 2026The boys recap their Weekends in Fun, someone made a great AOC edit about the SEC, RFK Jr. wrangled some snakes, the Enhanced Games happened, Dave saw some delivery drones, and Dillon has some TV rec...s. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop • (00:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (14:20) Recapping This Weekend in Fun • (32:25) Wyndham, AOC edits, RFK snakes • (42:50) Enhanced Games • (52:30) Walmart Drone Delivery • (1:00:35) Dillon has TV recs Support This Episode’s Sponsors: - Meridian Putters: Head to https://meridianputters.com/ and use our code STEAM20 for 20% off your entire cart at checkout - Leesa: Go to https://www.leesa.com/ for 30% off mattresses PLUS get an extra $50 off with promo code STEAM, exclusive for our listeners. - Rhoback: Go to https://rhoback.com/ and use code LUTES20 for 20% off your first order Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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Joe's
Maddo Ranchos
Boy, hello there
We're back
It's a circling back podcast
It's Tuesday morning
My name is Dave
Welcome to the show
You like what you see
See more of it
At DC Rough on Instagram
Wow
Yeah
Did you just get a grandma?
No
Oh
I'm
I need to
I've been a bad poster
People have been talking
People have said
That you're no longer
A real poster
And they're right
So it's a real problem that I have to address if I'm going to be serious about this this summer.
And I'm very serious.
Seriously, though, here's Randall Trembachie producing.
Hi, Dave.
It's a rowback.
Which one is that?
This is the space that my second space pole I have from them.
I think it's called moonshot.
It's a bunch of astronauts playing golf on the moon.
So it's like a bunch of.
I get it.
I don't get it.
Okay.
I think you should leave.
like Moonshire?
I understand.
Hey, how was your first weekend as a domestic partner?
It was great.
Yeah?
Hey, how about you wait to this weekend and fun?
Yeah, why don't you shut the fuck up?
You shut the fuck up, motherfucker.
Hey, man, can we do the segment now?
Just interested in my friend's life.
Hey, man, I'm going to ask you much questions now and just kind of cook the seg.
Hey, did you even hear the theme song for this weekend of fun?
Did you miss that?
Did I hit that accidentally early?
Did I?
Bro, let's go.
No, no, I agree with that.
Tough start for you, man.
Greg coming in.
You really, you really, you're gonna lose it out me if you want.
I can just leave.
You just cucked the show.
I could just leave.
You're the show cuck.
I think you should leave.
That's that show we were just referring to, you see?
Don't hit the couch too hard.
It'll be spring shoot up your butt.
It's true.
Up my butt.
There's zwing.
Anyway.
I think there's springs in that couch?
There are no springs.
That is not a Lisa pillow.
It's just a, I think it's just a foam cushion.
It's pretty cheap.
God, imagine eating that with 15 of your brothers for life.
Wouldn't want to.
No.
But if you had to.
If I had to, at least it's a love seat, not like a sectional sofa.
True.
Which I'm trying to sell on Facebook Marketplace currently.
Really?
Yeah, Chee Chee's sofa.
If you want to buy Chee Chewuf, hit me up.
Yeah.
Somebody please buy Chee-Ce's sofa.
Good price.
I'm just answering questions from people.
Who long is it?
It's in the fucking description.
I didn't read it. TLDR.
Tellton Shivery.
Speaking of Chechay, today is her birthday.
Here's my impression of Chay-C-T-C-T this morning.
You're gonna wish me a happy birthday on the podcast?
No, she's just talk like that at all.
Sounds like Elizabeth Holmes.
Yes, I am.
Happy birthday to my lovely, beautiful wife, Che-C-C-J-J.
Yeah, hey, Dylan, thanks for acknowledging me on the show today.
Otherwise, known as Chelsea.
She's got a bunch of names.
Happy birthday.
Are you going to bring me a Celsius?
I'll bring, she, she's kind of off Celsius right now.
Yeah, it's messing with my microbiome, my gut bacterial.
I got, I got a waffle iron.
I was going to make her waffles this morning.
Hmm.
But she, she didn't feel like waffles this morning, so she had something else.
Okay, that's a great story.
Yeah.
Hey, Dave, can I do a redo of my intro?
I feel like it was really stuck on me.
Yeah, he honestly kind of, he kind of, I don't know, is it 40 chest or is it 90?
I got something else.
You did, he did finagle your, yeah, he cucked your time.
Yeah.
I threw my back out.
You did it twice.
Really?
Straight up through my shit, just straight out, dude.
Happy birthday.
It shows.
Like, I was, I was laying on my ass all weekend because I just couldn't move.
Wait, how did you do it?
It's about 20% better today.
I don't know.
I woke up.
It probably did it working out and didn't feel it in the moment, but I woke up and I was in real bad shame.
What was that?
Just me stiff as a birdie.
I woke up stiff as a birthday.
as a board.
I've been there.
Yeah, usually every morning.
But the back, it was tough, man.
I'm sorry about that.
Muscular.
Why don't you get you a little, put that pillow.
It's not spinal.
It's not spinal.
Put something behind your back.
That posture is just not,
I'm in a good position for me right now.
All right, do you.
All right, you want to, I'll give you some time back.
What else you got, dude?
I'll give you 35 seconds.
Hi, Dave.
I'm going to address something in the Reddit here.
A little shout out of,
I think this comes from our good listener,
Popat-teach,
Go follow Woodfeather Farm on IG.
It's a vineyard out of Tennessee.
And I think someone had some massive back surgery in there.
It's a small business September.
Shout out of the Reddit, follow Woodfeather Farm.
Massive back surgery?
Yeah, he says right here.
I mean, there's no laughing matter.
It's not fun.
We're loving at Randy, not the back surgery.
The owner, Jim, underwent a massive back surgery.
Okay.
How big was it?
So does he have a massive back surgery?
back or the surgery was massive?
I don't, if you want, he might actually be in the chat.
Dylan, you shouldn't be laughing right now.
I need a massive back surgery right now.
What?
Who was this person again?
This is major would have been a major back surgery.
That's what I would be looking for.
He works for a small vineyard in Tennessee called Woodfeather Farms and the owner
underwent a massive back surgery and just looking for some support small business
September.
We support you.
Jim.
Jim.
Here's to a full recovery from your massive back.
surgery. Jim, we're rude for you.
Go buy some wine. Go buy some wine.
Wood feather farm.
Job is still, hey, we'll...
Oh, no, don't send us some. We'll share a story.
No, please don't send us somewhere on full. No.
I'll open some grape.
Let's see where the night goes.
Let's get out to Woodweather Farm and do
a crape stop video.
I don't want to make fun. I don't know how bad this surgery was.
It's massive.
That's what you're going to sound like.
When?
I don't know.
It was massive and you're laughing?
You're laughing.
You're laughing.
Tell us that you in hell, huh?
Well, I know she had you screaming.
No, nothing like that, dude.
I think I tweaked it in the...
If you need us to come out and stomp your grapes for you, we will gladly do that.
We will stomp grapes and then we'll push Randy off the platform.
If you don't know that video, this is stupid.
It's an all-time video.
Did we draft?
We had to have drafted, fake drafted that.
I think we, yeah, I think we mentioned it at the very least.
Oh, God. Big day today, as it's Tuesday, we got the Patreon today, and it's straight up.
Nothing but Bachelor and Bachelor at party's stories and calls.
Straight up.
Go subscribe right now.
You're going to want that content.
You're tired.
It was a three-day weekend.
You think this is good.
Wait till you see either hear that or see it.
Okay?
Go check it out.
That's dropping today.
Hey, so the Savannah bananas video keeps going off.
And I've really just been in the comments quite a bit.
Oh, there's some chatter in the chat.
It's still popping this morning.
This guy said,
I kind of wish it would just die.
Well, this guy just said, Dylan is absolutely a gay 42-year-old.
Banana ball is a fucking blast.
I already know Dylan's the gay dude who gets mad sitting field level because people around
them get loud and he thinks baseball is a play.
Dude, I love that.
Do this guy, do this baseball to play?
He's absolutely sure that I'm a gay 42 year old.
There's no doubt in this guy's mind that I'm gay.
He's commented a couple of times about you being gay.
There's no doubt.
I think this guy kind of wants you to be gay.
He likes you.
He really needs you.
He's like, I kind of need this.
People pull the picture of my, my Harajas on Twitter.
Again.
And like 50 people just say, oh, this dude's definitely gay.
I don't care if you think I'm gay, by the way.
It's just so funny to me.
There's no doubt in my mind, this is a gay guy.
Those shoes just every so often will get brought back out, whether it's by the Cactus Mafia NBA Twitter stand.
Who found your Haraches again?
Well, I put them on Twitter because Will was talking about how Haratchez are having a moment this summer.
Right, right.
So I was like, oh, I was the head of the Caribbean.
This is from three years ago.
And then apparently a lot of people think that they're gay shoes.
Oh, so it was a recent tweet and you're already going to get in some stuff with the chat.
Yeah, they didn't have to dig down too far, to be fair.
So this guy, this guy responded, somebody else said, responded to me saying, no one's talking about it, but the guy in the glasses was in the rookie.
And this guy just said, nobody cares.
And I said, says the guy who wasn't in the rookie.
That's good, dude.
That's really good.
Nobody cares.
All right.
This guy's so sure that you're a 42-year-old man who's also gay.
Yeah.
He's so sure.
There's not a doubt in his mind.
And that's okay.
Why is he so sure?
that's okay
crazy
seems like he might have a problem with it
apparently so
someone in the chat at the very beginning of this morning
said crazy that 100k people in
Tennessee like the bananas
I guess they did another
yeah
another a hundred thousand dollar plus
night
I mean they're crushing
I'd rather go to a bananas game than a rangers game right now
um
they slide uh from pirate pirate dread robbers
I'd rather watch the bananas
currently than the damn Texas Rangers.
Shout out to him.
Exactly what you just said.
Yeah, they got no hit last night,
combined no hit by the Astros,
who were notably in the last place.
Dang, man.
Yeah, it's bad.
We've got a lot of guys,
our bats are out,
but our bats suck anyway.
So it's an awful, awful time.
Something's got to happen.
Cool.
The combined no hitter.
Like, what are you doing?
You got to hit somebody.
Combined?
It's kind of like,
that's kind of like the B team of no hitters.
Also,
The starter, finished the game, dog.
It finished the game.
Fucking pussy.
You're just not ready for a bananas game
where they just start singing Phantom of the Opera.
Like, you're not ready.
The guy said that you know I like fan of the opera.
The guy said that you expected baseball to be a play.
Yeah.
Which the banana ball is kind of a play.
Actually, yeah.
Which is...
This guy's...
This guy's theory, his thesis on you.
It's WWF.
Baseball version.
Yeah.
I guess a play means you need to be respectable and just...
Oh,
Watch it.
I'll get rowdy at a spawning here.
He has his little optical.
I was going berserick at the UGA, Texas game.
Well.
Dylan's the type of guy I started to fight from the low ground.
And I'll still win.
You could, you still can, you can.
I'll still knock your ass out.
That's not true.
I don't fight.
I'm not a fighter.
Don't be fighting a banana ball.
I'm out of fight.
I don't fight, period, man.
They'll take you to banana cord.
If you come up and punch me in their face,
I'll defend myself.
You have to go up against the honorable judge banana.
I don't want that smoke, dude.
No.
Don't want it.
Let me tell you this.
He is not to be peeled.
That's good.
You could try an appeal.
Ain't going to happen.
Ah, the appeal at court.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Get it?
Yeah.
Let me tell you, he's, he's seasoned.
He's not green.
Yep.
That's good.
A lot of, a lot of problems going on here.
Don't fuck around.
I'm not.
Someone would even say a bunch of puns.
We're doing a podcast.
And they were all yellow.
Cold play.
Yeah, that's the only thing I could think of.
Sometimes I'm just listening to Cole play in my head.
Sad state of affairs.
Not going well.
It is funny now that I can't think of Coldplay without that just very high level cheating on the Jumbotron.
She was, she's been, she's made a career off of it.
She's doing TED talks about how...
Really?
Yeah, dude, she's like mad.
She's mad that Colbyte didn't reach out to her.
Yeah.
I said, why would they?
Hey, sorry you did that.
Yeah, sorry that you got caught cheating.
What do you want from me?
I don't know, maybe don't...
Maybe the, you know, if you want tickets,
don't go to the very public concert
in the very, very nice suite in PDA it.
Maybe keep it on the download a little bit.
That's what so.
Man, this is becoming a...
common thing of just people becoming viral and they're saying all right let's make a career of this we got
hoktuah i mean tiffany gomez gomas gomaz i don't know how to say it's just like if you get
what's hok twa doing i don't know we could probably get her now she's posting i got rugged i don't even
want to talk about it you got rugged i got rugged oh yeah you lost your ass yeah you got that hot coin
yeah all my savings sorry man hot too i'm sorry but if if you if you went all in on the hawk
coin. I don't, I'm not, I'm not sorry.
Did you go on? That's on you playboy.
What was the second one they released? It was the Mike Hawk coin.
Didn't you call on that? I don't know. Anywho. I'm going to bed. Anywho. Now it was a little,
it was more comedic cartoon. I've got to bed. That was good. That's where NFT Nick really
rose above it all. Hey, shots of prayers. Nick, by the way. To the, to the, to the boy, Nick.
Yeah, shots to Nick. What's going on with him? He's got the leukemia. I don't know what if it's, I don't
know exactly what, but he's going chemo.
All the best to our boy.
He started with us roasting him and his boys on the boat.
And then he grew on us really quickly.
And then we're like, oh, this guy actually rules.
This guy's awesome.
And he might be like know what he's talking about.
Yeah.
That's good.
Anytime Bitcoin or crypto has like a big day, he always posts a, oh, y'all sold?
It's a good video.
It's a good video.
Oh, goodness gracious.
podcasting.
You know what?
Before we do this weekend and fun,
should we...
Actually, no, fuck it.
This weekend of fun.
Bro, let's go out this weekend.
There's a crazy event happening.
I like to turn off.
Bro, there's a crazy event happening.
We had the party and it was lit.
I got yelled out by a prostitute.
Let's just go have fun and let go with it.
Little more, pros, let's go.
This weekend and fun presented by our good friend.
Throwback.
Go back.
Randy and I understood the assignment.
Yeah.
This is old school.
This is one I've had for like six years.
I love this.
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It's become my favorite short.
They're so comfortable.
The liner one is what I'm talking about in particular.
I love them.
They're so comfortable.
You know how I know Dylan loves it, he'll still wear it,
even though he's in fear at all times,
someone's going to pull his shorts down.
It's true.
He's afraid some prankster is going to pull his shorts down in public.
Everybody's going to see his pain.
They're awesome shorts.
Dylan's really been liking the butt-up, button-up shirts, too.
I say button-down, but yeah, either way, yeah.
I'm a button-down guy.
I'm a button-down guy.
Yeah, they're very nice.
They're awesome.
It's like the sports shirt, I think they call it.
Not exactly sure.
They're very comfortable.
You wore, like, two days in a row last year.
They're very comfortable.
They're very breathable.
Dylan, who famously has a problem with armpit sweat, doesn't even sweating those.
I don't have a problem with armpit.
Pit-staying guy.
Softball size at times.
That's not me.
But not in Roe-Back.
I don't think there's a single thing that I've ever put on in Ro-back and not been like, this is extremely comfortable.
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It's a one-time-use code.
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Great for mothers.
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They got ladies stuff.
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Randall, I'm going to let you go first since Dylan tried to ruin your thing.
Yeah, I know.
He can't even wait.
I got to tell him right now.
Had a great weekend.
So Friday night, Megan got into town and we started just unloading her car.
She is officially moved in now.
She is the rest of the week just organizing stuff.
she'll probably actually be fully moved in within the week, like, unlike me, that took like three months.
So yeah, you did.
Shows to her.
So we just, like, moved in at dinner, watched a lot of movies and TV.
Then on Saturday, Sunday, we went to Bill's Oyster.
That's where we had our first date.
So we did that and went to the Driscoll, got to see the new bar in a restaurant and everything.
What's the order at Bill's got to know?
If we went to happy hour and spent a little too much.
I'm not going to be getting cocktails there anymore.
But, uh,
went with just did a burger because it's only $10 for the burger,
split that.
Good burger.
Uh,
and then I think we ended up doing like 30, not 36.
18 oysters.
We were trying to,
we did like,
they have six different oysters.
So we did a round of that.
And then like,
all right,
what are our favorites?
Did like half and half of the,
that and then did one more round. So, yeah, I think we did three rounds of six.
What was damage?
How much money did that cost? How much money did you spend?
Dude, did you make her pay? Like, hey, welcome to the show.
Welcome to the ATX.
It was like 160 bucks.
But half of that, but half of that was the cocktails. We got got two cocktails. So it's
like ridiculous. Did you get a normal cocktail or did you get like a signature
cocktail?
Bill's wacky oyster.
cocktail. I got, yeah.
You got a Bloody Mary that had like Pacific Northwest oysters on the straw.
Their margarita and like it's an orange margarita and then a
dream sickle like spritz type of thing.
But yeah, like just for four, four cocktails, that's like, you know, it's like $70
right there. That's half the bill.
That's just modern day cocktail.
Yeah. It takes money to make money.
She pointed out that if we do it again, maybe we'll just do it.
bottle of wine since it's half off bottle of wine for a happy hour i'm like yeah that's how you better
utilize the happy yeah yeah they don't have any signature cocktail deals during that uh then we just
went to the driscoll uh like i said new new bar opened up on monday like all that it's pretty cool
they just really extended the uh the restaurant did you go into the restaurant the so the restaurant
is where the bar used to be correct and then so you can see the restaurant there but like they
move the bar outside of two. So they still have like a small bar outside that you could just
host up at. Really? But like I've been to the new bar, the, uh, the one that's around the,
not, you know, kind of on the opposite side of the lower level. Yeah, like the, it was okay. It's called
Victorian tap room. It doesn't have the soul. Yeah. But I have not been to the new steakhouse that was
formerly the bar. But I've, from photos, it looks like they kept the integrity. Yeah. It's really nice.
Which is vital.
And we did a lot of pool day.
And then actual Monday was Memorial Day cookout.
We just went to the pool.
My ex-remate still lives in the apartment complex.
So him and his wife joined us and we just grilled some hot dogs and hamburgers,
watermelon, chips and quack and just, you know, guacamole.
Hwacamole.
And just had a great like summer pool day.
Like the weather was supposed to be terrible this whole weekend or rainy,
and it turned out to be just a delightful weekend.
There you go.
So that was about it.
Very cool.
It was about it.
Very cool.
I did not, um, Dave and Dorn, like the person on Reddit did.
Did you see this?
I did not.
Oh, the slocks.
They call them this the Dave and Dorn.
Hey, ma'am.
Which is a protein central right there.
That's like, that's like five.
60 grams.
That's five soft-boiled eggs and a steak.
That's more than 60.
Saturday night.
Non-existent girlfriend is out of town,
so decided to make a Dave and Dorn
as to the early bird.
So shout to that guy's weekend.
But yeah.
You just know it smelled crazy.
That's what the first campaign.
One of the first comments was.
Dylan Shivery.
Oh, thanks, man.
Well,
Alex asleep.
Parks had a pool party to go to Friday after school.
So Chelsea and I decided to go to
an old haunt of ours.
Carpenter Hall.
Oh.
Great spot.
Dude, they have a new chef.
I learned we sat at the bar,
talked to the bartender for a little bit.
Food was already good.
It's excellent now.
The burger is...
What kind of burger did you get?
Just the regular cheeseburger?
Chee-Chi got the burger,
and I got a duck carnitas taco,
which was fire.
But the burger,
the burgers really like they're...
What they excel.
Is Austin becoming a burger town?
I don't know, man.
Do other towns, like, have like,
eight great burgers?
You got to check out the burger here.
Eight great men.
It is freaking good.
Dave can attest.
Where is this again?
Carpenter Hall.
Carpenter Hall.
It's a little bit of, it's a little off, it's not off the beaten path.
It's just, it's kind of, you wouldn't go.
A little hidden.
It's behind, uh, show, not show Creek.
Pete Terry's.
Barton Springs.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's so vibe in there too.
It's a fantastic spot.
It also looks like an, like an old elementary school from the outside.
Then I woke up Saturday morning with a blown back.
And so I spent a lot of the weekend just laying down, recovering.
You got me worried about mine now.
I'm trying to really...
We went to the pool and just didn't do a whole lot, man.
You got a bathtub, don't you?
You ever take a bath?
Do a little Epsom salt bath?
Not much of a bath guy.
Might help relieve some of that?
Yeah, maybe so.
Or...
I have a gun.
I've been gunning the shit out of it.
It's helping a little bit.
Don't you don't have to do that man. Yeah, I'm here to help what do you call him?
Oh, to my theragon. Oh, not a firearm. Yeah. Okay. Gotcha. I ever gone.
This guy has gone. Pretty low Q. Lee. Oh, second amendment. Why did you flex your muscles?
Because the right to bear arms, man. Ah. We did go to a better half yesterday for about an hour. Chechay and I did. Oh, yeah. Yeah. How'd that go?
Parks was at another swim. Hell yeah. I mean, that's great. Yeah. Yeah. Another.
swim party with his buds where these swim parties at just people's houses yeah nice that's it man
okay well i'm worried about your back thanks dude aren't you uh it's already better than it was
you know i come sit in the hot tub or something maybe all right bet see you there say less
pull up i got a i got multiple is it still it's still may right
oh yeah let's do it let's rock dude um what else
Oh, for me, I was up in Duncanville.
Went up early Friday.
Oh, what did I do up there?
Well, here's the deal.
Went to, saw my buddy and his kid out in Midlothian at some brew hall, Union 28,
just let Rhodes and his son run around while we just sat there and drank.
It wasn't as bleak as that.
that sounded. We didn't like drink a ton, but we did sit there and drink and eat while they just
ran around and threw a football, which was sick, to be clear. Got in the pool. We were up there
for graduation. My niece's graduation from high school's D-I-S-D graduation. I got to say, total
cluster getting in there. Not well organized. We got in. We snuck in through a little side door,
went and sat down. About an hour, 10 minutes, in and out. I thought that was good.
My high school graduation was probably almost three hours.
I graduated with probably double, maybe even triple the amount of kids.
But yeah, it was kind of, it was nice.
They go quick.
All the kids behaved, no backflips on the stage.
Nobody did the splits.
Nobody was peep hopping, Dylan.
Okay.
Pretty basic graduation after that.
Took it over to Lower Greenville, hit Terrellys, one of my old haunts.
great restaurant, Italian, had some Italchos.
You ever had the Italoos Delon?
No.
Are they like Italian nachos?
Correct.
Atalchos.
Does that make you a pussy or not?
I'm trying to figure that out.
I mean, it's on a chip.
I'm trying to think, like, I want to go buy someone and say nice Italcho's pussy.
Chip.
Like, yeah, that doesn't work that way.
You can custom, you can go custo on them.
We just went with the house atalchos, which is goat cheese,
uh, pesto, something else.
They're good.
So what type of choice?
grilled chicken is it a corn chip just a it's just like a tortilla chip oh yeah it's interesting the chips
yeah very interesting um from there man we uh we kept it low key there is some big rain out there
um hung out we watched uh watched some bad texas ranger baseball um watched some golf watch uh windum
Clark, Winda Nelson.
Guess he went out, hit Carbone, opened some grape.
Saw where the night took him.
I don't know where the night took him.
Are we calling it grape now?
Open a bottle of grape.
Are we calling it grape?
Are we not?
I don't hate it.
It's Wyndham.
Like, you kind of wish it was somebody else because it is very usable.
But it's also Wyndham Clark.
Is he a, is he a boner?
What's his deal?
He'll trash a locker room on you.
Oh, that's right.
And he'll have a weird quote on you.
might he's he gives off very very early brooks energy he was on the broadcast for the par three
tournament at the masters and i think he did okay i think he wants to get into broadcasting
he had some quotes during that people were annoyed by like he oh his best perth control
something like that he did which it's not the look there's worse things you can say but it was
still you're kind of like are you cool what's going on here and also you trust your you trust that locker
room after a bad around like kind of gave a real half-ass apology doesn't seem like you really get it
at this point but he did go off and shot 60 at uh old craig ranch old craig ranch you've never shot 60
at old craig ranch no i have not i have not i have not why not well first of all i've never
played it oh well you could then you could potential i could i mean it's not the question i've never
tried so you never know but um shut out to him then i uh we got back yesterday went over to a neighbor's place
had a little memorial day a little pool cookout uh he did a brisket hot dog i went real hard i went
really really hard i had uh marg brisket potato salad beans damn dog white bread and then i had a hot
dog because sammy didn't want him so i just ate his hot dog god that's all that sounds good i ate
a fucking massive plate.
And when I got home,
I mean, this is how it went.
Rhodes and I drove back,
got in.
Rhodes didn't even want to go.
He was very tired.
I went over there about 40 minutes
after getting home with Sammy,
just the two of us.
Got in the pool,
was throwing him around.
And then ate that plate,
had that marg,
went home,
and I was just,
I just crashed.
I was like,
dude,
I'm cooked.
I was embedded about 10 till 10.
Son plus barbecue.
Hot dog.
Plus alcohol.
Yeah.
Graham Arnier.
Topper and no no one's not napping after that no I had to do it it was just it just went to bed
I didn't stay up for OT I want to watch my Montreal canadianes damn and they they
lost I had to do the wake up roll out of bed check the score that's right I'm riding
with Montreal deal with it deal with it I'm trying and that is that
anything else I was bummed I didn't get to play golf watched half the aeros tour
Okay. Is she a Swifty? Oh, yeah. Oh, good. And I was like, I always wanted to watch it, but I never got a chance to do. So I'm going to watch the rest. But what a production. I was like, I need to watch this. There's like a cultural moment. I'm kind of cool that you got to see it in person. You went to the airs tour, didn't you? Nope. Will did, right? Will did. Did he? Will went to Vegas, I think. No, Will went. I went to. I went to. And granted, I did leave. I strategically, I looked at the set list before and planned my bathroom and bar trips around it.
it was great man
I didn't realize it was a three and a half hour
like it's a lot
that's amazing
it's a lot
great production
yeah I think to say to the Swifties
I know you've been very critical of her
shout out to the
shut up
shout out to the Swifties
I like Taylor Swift
you've been very critical of her
no I like Taylor Swift
you're like gosh
you don't date so many guys
she's a she's a nice gal
in my day you made
you dated one guy
that's not you
No, I don't know.
That one guy on Instagram is trying to get you to date him.
Yeah, you said you're a 42.
You said you are definitely a 42-year-old game, man,
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That's fine.
He just wants to date the guy from the rookie.
I get it.
He double comment.
Does he even know that I was on the rookie?
He does now.
I made sure.
He knows now.
Okay.
He knows now, but, oh, man.
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Oh, what else?
Hey, did you check out any of the AOC SEC edits?
I don't know anything about this.
So she was down in the south.
I don't know where she gave this speech.
Down to SEC territory way.
She's giving a very passionate voting rights speech.
And of course, somebody on TikTok, she's, I'll just play it.
Just play it.
For the north to.
up to the south.
It is time for New York to pull up to Alabama.
It is time for all of us to come to Georgia,
to Louisiana,
to Tennessee.
I know exactly.
This is brilliant.
Oh,
man,
the internet just keeps delivering.
Somebody on Twitter said,
this wins the internet today.
What do you think?
This is so epic.
Just means more, man.
This is good, dude.
Do you like this Green Day song?
Yeah, it's a good song.
I like Green Day.
It has some hits.
I know you love Green Day.
That's funny.
Yeah, it's just somebody who's like,
oh, she's a name dropping all the SECs.
The heavy hitters, man.
Yeah, it's funny.
I love those edits that come out of nowhere like that.
Like, I remember like a year ago, the LeBron James at, and it's would happen a lot.
Anyway, if someone, like, mentioned LeBron James, like, then it would just, it would be like a long clip from a show.
And then it would just cut into like LeBron James, like, hype video dunking and all that.
It was amazing.
It's sick.
LeBron James.
That kid up too.
It's like 40 now.
It's not 40.
You're 42.
Yeah.
Absolutely gay 42 year old.
Yes, absolutely you.
Um, no, that's a, that's a funny, funny way to just promote the, promote the conference.
Also, this is, oh yeah, further, this is a new segment.
It's not to get political, but it's just political figures.
Play the RFK, Dr. Oz's patio, getting, removing snakes for some reason.
Have you seen this?
I have.
Yeah.
What's he?
Can you just fucking chill out?
Did he clearly knows what type of snake this is before he decides to manhandle
them right yeah it's just i could tell you like as somebody who follows a wrangler bruce on
instagram this isn't how you should approach a snake even if it's a friendly snake i believe it's a race
an eastern racer snake i was going to say yeah is that his wife in the background there's two of them
just keeps getting bit well they're having sex so what were they
I mean, he has no fear going into them.
He's definitely going to eat this lot.
This is a guy knows his way around a little dead animals.
We know that.
Stop getting bit, dude.
Put them in a bucket.
Bobby, Bobby, please.
Yeah, like, put them into the bushes.
That's a sweet pad, man.
Where does Dr. Oz let?
Oz.
He's got, he's on the beach.
beach wherever he is.
I think he's in Oslo.
Surely in Florida, right?
I don't know, but dude,
hey, why don't you take off your business casual?
Also, is he wearing socks?
Yeah.
Yeah.
What the fuck is the vibe?
What's going on?
I just,
can we just,
just do normal shit?
Just stop doing this shit.
Just,
please.
I don't want,
I don't want anyone in my cabinet.
I don't want a video of them picking up snakes.
This is the coolest he's,
he's looked to me,
dude.
This is kind of sick.
You're scared of snakes.
I'm scared.
I couldn't do this.
I'm not scared of snakes.
I am.
I couldn't do this.
I mean, I guess I'm enough to where I wouldn't go pick one up.
Just even if I knew, I don't want to get, I don't want them nipping me.
Soon they start biting me.
I'm out, though, you know.
Well, I'm not picking one up to begin with.
That's too bad.
I'd love for you to pick me up.
This is the gardener snake.
Hey.
Hey, y'all.
I'm out here.
Love your crepe myrtle.
Thank you.
It's blooming.
Yeah.
It's been a wet spring.
Niño bringing the moisture.
Okay.
How do you feel about it?
Okay.
Low pressure system.
Okay.
Hold on.
20% chance of rain.
Okay.
I'll be out here in the garden.
If you want to join me.
I'm going to bite you.
You could use some succulent.
I'm going to bite you, but it's not going to hurt much.
Oh, RFK doesn't pick me up.
I hope you don't eat me.
Hope he doesn't bite my little head off.
Oh, I did not think we're going to get a return of that.
character today. I hope he doesn't turn me into a bolo tie. Real ones know the gardener snake
bit. Put some fucking shoes on or go full barefoot. Don't walk around the beachide home in socks,
dress socks. God damn. You're so upset by this. It's just, dude, he's a wild card. He's,
I'll get off the screen for you, Dave. It's just, you just, you just want some normal shit from this
administration. I just want normal, just, I mean, yeah,
I don't want that.
I don't want that happening.
Get a bucket like Wrangler Bruce would do
and put them in the bucket and then go relocate them.
It's just I'm worried about what happened afterward.
They died and then he mutilated their corpses.
For science?
No, for his own personal enjoyment.
For pranks, maybe even.
That's what he does, dude.
For pranks?
Was he pulling pranks on?
New York?
Wasn't that the original, like, story?
was the dead bear he put in like Central Park or something?
Yeah, you're right.
He did put the,
that's not a prank.
There comes a point where like people are just too wealthy and disconnected to where they,
like, that's funny to them.
Their sense of humor just goes away if they ever had one.
And it's like, this will be hilarious.
I got this dead bear.
I'm going to put it in the park.
People are going to freak out.
Oh, there's a bear in the park.
What the hell?
It's dead.
But it was here.
It was here.
How did it get here?
They didn't live here the whole time?
Crazy.
Central Park?
Central Park doesn't have bears, do they?
No.
It's got snakes, though.
They got horses.
It's true.
Don't talk to Kelly about that.
Kelly Keeks, not a fan.
I know you're a big proponent of the Central Park horses.
What do you think?
I'm a big proponent of horses.
They're not what they're doing to the Central Park horses.
Even though they try to stop you out.
I was going to say you try to suck up after they kill.
I still love horses, even though the ones at my ranch, they don't like me.
For some reason, they try to kill me one day.
Why did they turn on you?
It was the other very smart creatures.
It was super bizarre.
I can't explain it.
I still can't to this day.
It was terrifying.
And I made it through.
And now I respect the horse more than I did before that.
We should do a sit down, a one on one.
You on one side of the table, one of the horses on the other.
And you're just looking at them.
It's like, you tell the whole story.
It's a 30 for 30.
They're not going to be very interactive with me, though.
make you a Jubilee video.
Yeah, what he said.
A Jubilee video?
Was she the worst X-Men?
The Jubilee video is always the people where it's like,
there's one person that,
and it's like a bunch of people that disagree with them,
and they're like, my claim is,
and then like people, you ever see those online?
It's a big YouTube thing.
It's big political.
You're trying to bridge the gap politically.
Surrounding.
Oh, is that where they're sitting in the middle of a big circle?
Yeah.
Okay.
It's always, yeah.
Videos like that.
And there's like a biscuit?
No.
You should just have all the horses surrounding you.
Yeah.
They all sit down and they're getting in.
I'm sitting on a couch and they're standing behind it.
Okay.
Geez.
Not with your back.
I'm sorry.
Do your best impression of the horse like sitting down with you one on one and airing his grievance.
Mr. Hands, volume two.
No, I
And man, we just don't
We just find you a little bit off-putting
And we decided we wanted to kill you
We saw you out there and like
We were just like man
This dude
This dude's like coming in a little hot
We just got we might
Must say we're going to stomp him out
We need to like check him a little bit
It was so weird man
I don't want to tell us
I've told the story a few times before
But if you
It was
Yeah the horses at my ranch
They try to run me down
They turned on them
They tried to run me down.
I had to dive into cactus in order to evade them.
And so I was, I had cactus.
I was stuck all over my body.
It was terrible.
Oof.
Was it a prickly pear?
I don't know what kind of cactus it was.
It was the kind that has the needles that stick in your skin.
It's very uncomfortable.
Traditional cactus.
It's a lot of cactus.
Texas cactus.
Mm.
Anywho.
Not the kind you see walking in that Zilker neighborhood,
where they get rid of all the needles.
You seen that?
I was like, who does that?
Agave plants.
It looked just like the cactus
on the bottom right of our logo.
Yeah, that's like a prickly pair.
It's that kind of cactus.
Ooh.
I'm gonna stick you.
Oops.
Sorry.
I'd help if I could,
but I'm just a little snake.
Okay.
They couldn't help you.
There's nothing the snakes could do for me.
Oh.
Oh, man.
What else we got today?
Oh, we got a lot.
Did you catch any enhanced games, Dylan?
I haven't seen any coverage of the enhanced games, no.
Oh, my God.
I've seen the scuttle butt, though.
Okay.
What did your take on the scuttle butt?
I just know that it's sporting events where steroids and other performance-enhancing
drugs are permitted.
That's all I know.
You want the skinny?
You want the rundown of what happened?
Yeah.
Well, I'll give it to you.
So here's the deal.
A lot of people were shitting on this.
I was actually kind of interested.
Not enough to watch, but enough to like my timeline had enough of this to where I was
like, okay.
See what happens.
How many, if you had to guess, how many world records were shattered, the enhanced
games?
Ooh.
Seven world records were shattered.
One.
Okay.
What event?
And shattered is.
I don't know if it was really even shattered.
It was the 50 meter swim.
Okay.
I saw some dude just absolutely like juice to the tits.
Yeah, you saw the before and after.
I sent that to the group.
Is that the guy who broke it?
I don't know if he broke it.
But people are saying it was a failure.
I don't really even know what the goal was.
I don't know if the guys who put this thing on thought that, like, oh, we're going to break so many records.
Or it's just like an interesting experiment, experiment.
But.
you had 91% okay 36 athletes total 91% were on testosterone 79% were on hgish
62% on adderol and modafinil 50% on anastrozozal 41% on epio i believe that was a
lance armstrong thing allegedly yeah 29% on deca durobolin and 5% on hcg a lot of that
shit i don't even know i don't know a lot of this stuff is man no no
You stick to, you're just on testosterone and adderol.
A true test of this would be to take like actual like top tier Olympic athletes and then juice them up.
I don't know who these people are.
Sure.
One of the guys like, I think that dude or what the guy, there's a guy who won silver in an Australian swimmer, I think, who would won silver previously.
I don't know how many of these people they're catching in their prime.
Yeah, that's what I would like to know.
So yeah, it's, I don't really know.
You had the mountain from Game of Thrones who was attempting to break his own world record of deadlift.
failed, by the way. That dude's juiced up? Well, he was for this. I figured he was a natty.
He was for this. He was juiced up for this. He holds the actual world record, naturally.
Okay. So he got juiced up for this. He's older now. He wasn't able to break it. Doesn't really
matter. He's one where people aren't like super mad. I don't really know. Maybe it's just because
lifting shit is dope and I don't really care if you're juiced up. He's the mountain. He's the
mountain. Frankly, I don't really care about any of this. It's not that big of a deal. And if
anything, it just shows, like, granted, it's not like a controlled environment and, like,
you can't compare athlete to athlete, but just kind of shows, like, no matter how juiced, you know,
a lot of these natural types are still going to win out. So there you go. All righty. When are you going
to get on some gear? Yeah, I just don't think that's going to, this is never going to happen for me.
What the fuck's your problem? Yeah, whatever. You're not like your horses don't respect you.
This is why your back is all backed. It's, yeah, I could use some gear from.
my back. That's true. I could use some kind of injection back there. Had you been on a little bit of gear,
you could have bowed up to the horses and they might have respected you more. What kind of gear are you on,
bitch? I don't talk about that public. Yeah, that's really rude to ask. Is that, can you cut that out?
I don't know. That's live, but man. Just honestly, man. Enhanced game stock crashed 50% after many non-enhanced
athletes outperformed juiced ones. Yeah, there were some Natty's there. Oh, good for the Natty's.
Yeah. Holding it down.
Dude, I was just crushing Natties this weekend.
Oh, what?
Yeah.
Yeah, you and a bag.
Yeah, yeah.
We went over to, like, uh, uh, shitty's place and, uh, he had a pool party.
Shety's got a pool now?
She did not have a different, different shitty.
Oh, yeah.
So tall.
Yeah.
It's, it's shitty.
S-H-I-D-D-Y.
I haven't thought about a kickback in a while.
Shitty's having a kickback.
I mean, I had some, I had some, uh, kids behind me at the graduation that
were clearly like freshman in college or in like early college.
And goddamn.
Just the vocal fry was just,
the hair on the back of my neck was just singing off.
I'm waiting for parks to show me just like a shred of vocal fry.
I can't even picture it from him.
I'm going to be like,
maybe when he like gets like 13, 14.
Dude, it's going to happen.
It just doesn't seem like his voice can do it.
It's going to happen, dude.
I'm going to put.
stop to it.
What are you going to say?
Just, hey, stop talking like that.
Don't do that.
Don't draw out your words like that.
Rhodes asked me this weekend if he could be a baseball player and a musician.
It's so sick.
It's so sick.
I was like musician because he sings in the back of the car.
Like he sings.
He heard a-
Are those pipes?
He knows everybody wants to rule the world from a despicable me.
And every time he likes a despicable, not every time, but when there's a despicable me or a
minion song that's like a cover, you know, or like they remake it and sing it all stupid because
the minions, I always make them listen to the original. Or I'm like, hey, listen, this is like the
song this is based off of whatever, to the point to where he wants to hear both versions.
So he'll say, can we do the original? So we'll throw on some tears for fears.
And he knows every word to the damn song. And I'm not kidding. I'm not exaggerating.
He sings his heart out over and over. That's awesome. And I have to like look away to not, I don't
want him to see me laughing because he goes so hard of the song. And I'm like, dude, if he sees
me laughing, it might ruin him for life. You need, you need to tell him right now, yes, son, yes,
you can. And here's your bit. We're going to get you a little microphone on the bottom of your bat.
And then you sing your own walk-up song, and we're going to get you part of the bananas.
Dude, I'm afraid if I'm afraid the bananas might get him. No, musician.
He's crime for it. Yeah. Don't let it happen. What if he had like a guitar baseball bat that
It was like it just had strings.
Can they do such a thing?
Does that exist?
Make electric guitar baseball bat?
You didn't think about that now, did you?
Do you let it to encourage them to follow those dreams, man?
You know how the soups, like they're very, very prone, like uranium can like drain the soups?
Well, I did not know this.
Well, that's how you, that's how you kill Dylan is you show them a baseball bat with guitar strings on it.
Why did people not like that finale?
I don't know.
People are really bitching about how a DVD.
a lot of the storylines from the comics,
which it has since the beginning.
Oh, yeah, I didn't read the comics.
In the comics, like, M.M. was a soup.
Okay.
And I'll try to catch up
so you guys don't have to talk around it.
That's not me.
Why don't you try the mustard instead?
That's good, David.
Don't do a cocky sip after that, Joe.
It wasn't that good.
That's a data center.
It wasn't that good.
That's a data center sip.
that's a that's three big data centers right there and the future what's going on with data
systems what's going on there's some up in dfw man there's one out in mansfield who's paying for
these where's the water come from is it from your faucet mine wow we have a new a new tucker
impression has entered the chest is it from my faucet that's the goal now i just i i do enjoy that guy on uh
Saturday Night Live that does it.
Yeah, it's fine.
I just, I just like that, that's the goal now.
The data centers are everywhere.
Yeah.
It's kind of just seems like it's happened, like very quickly.
Huge quickly.
Data centers.
You see these things, man?
They're just full of data.
Honestly, you just start investing in them.
Make a bunch of money.
You could invest in them.
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Something I noticed, and this is kind of crazy, maybe a little bit.
My parents' house, they live about maybe a mile, two miles from a Walmart.
a big Walmart
kind of a newer one
and
I'm out
hanging out in the backyard
a dad's like
you saw one of these
I hear this buzzing noise
the fuck is going on
they're right in the path
of Walmart delivery drones
dude we've heard about this happening
I've never actually seen it's happening
it's happening really
and they
you can't even like they have like a they're only carrying like I think I can only do like up to
three or four pounds like a little claw that drops so how does it how does it drop I didn't see it
down it just flies over there it flies over that part of the city and you can hear it it sounds like
a zip line it's it's very very weird wow and then it comes back so you'll get like they get like
one or two an hour some futuristic futuristic shit I'm going to tell you this I
if there's like if every place is doing this in like five years and you're going to have just drones all over the place
it's going to be very annoying the sound is very annoying yeah i feel like you have to get to a certain
altitude where you can't really hear the they're not that high yeah that's that seems wild to me
it looked like it was about legally they can't go too high because it's like airspace or yeah it's it's
definitely under 100 feet oh wow that's really yeah because like when i go definitely like you
to like the fireworks or go to like ACL,
there's always drones up there.
And you can't really hear them, even like blues on the green.
Like it's not like the music's too loud.
It's just like straight up.
They are high enough that you can see them.
They're low so they're not in airspace.
So for them to be that low is like really wild.
How big is the drone?
It's got to be, it's got to carry a load.
So that big?
That big.
It's big.
It's a big drone.
It's not like a spinny boy.
Right.
No, Spinningway couldn't carry shit.
Droney Hawk.
Droney Hawk.
Yeah, Droney Hawk is only about like...
Spinny Boy could carry a pencil to you.
That's it.
So you say it's like four feet across, you think?
Something like that?
The drone?
Yeah.
No, it's smaller than that.
I mean, I...
It was just like, it was very odd.
I'm just like, okay, yeah.
I knew this is a thing that happened.
I just didn't know that was a thing that was happening here.
Is it...
How close to the door, like the front door do you think it gets?
I...
I sadly didn't get to see it.
Yeah, yeah, I know.
I'm just wondering, like...
I'm guessing pretty close.
It's not, because it's not going to drop a package from up there.
It has to get lower.
And you can't just drop it on the street.
You'll get run over.
It's got to be, like, on your property somewhere.
Do they have a drone operator there?
It's not...
It's just automatic.
It's just AI?
I think it's just auto, which is wild.
Fuck.
Just dials in an address and...
It takes off.
I guess if you live in an apartment, you can't...
It's not doable.
right it's got to be a
home residence
house i should say
wait does it does it look like a regular drone or does it look like uh
look up walmart drones i mean this one
walmart it'll probably just gonna show you the ones they sell but
look up walmart no it's not like that it
it looked like um it didn't look dude it just it looked like it had like
it looked very rudimentary it was very weird like it didn't look like that
but i'm gonna tell you oh the one on the far right the fourth on the right that's the one
guys i just got my groceries delivered by a round let me show you why this is going to be the
future this guy this guy this guy sucks fuck this hate this guy that's the that's the that's the
drone that's it looks like that yeah let me go on shorts and see if i guys i just
you mute this guy guys this guy's saying new on shorts oh that's going to be really
I got my groceries delivered by a guy.
There we go.
I don't think he got all of his groceries delivered by it.
Because it's not, I mean, you can't do that.
Come on.
It's got a pair of socks or something.
So it's got like a little.
Okay, so like it.
Oh my God.
It's like on a string and it's like a bag.
Dude.
Okay, that makes sense.
It's like a cardboard bag, like kind of like a happy meal.
Yeah.
Okay.
So it doesn't fully land.
It just like drops it down on a string.
You get some fucking protein bars?
Fucking dork.
Fucking nerd.
No, I don't know.
It's five.
Protein bars rule.
We eat protein bars.
I had one earlier.
I guess there's nothing wrong with what he's doing.
Fucking dork.
Yeah, get some cool shit, dude.
All right.
Yeah.
Man.
Okay.
I think those are like candy bars.
They're Bueno bars.
Yeah.
They're kin by Kinder.
So good for him.
Nice order, dude.
Dude, that's badass, dude.
That's so sick.
That's kind of cool.
So it doesn't actually have to land.
It's, it is definitely weird, though.
Yeah.
I'm telling you guys, man, AI is changing everything.
I mean, someone, some, some boomer is going to get their shotgun out and take one of these down.
And you know what?
Hell yeah.
It's going to be hilarious.
I don't care.
Well, yeah, my package didn't make it.
It seems like my neighbor shot it out of the sky.
You just, I just, somebody's going to just steal the drone.
Yeah.
Yeah, you just get destroyed.
You just throwing that on it.
Just get it off.
I saw a Waymo yesterday that someone had just thrown some kind of like smoothie on or something.
It was just covered in shit.
I felt bad for the Waymo.
You did?
Yeah.
Does they keep driving into floodwaters?
Does that happen?
I know they're driving through active crime scenes.
I drove their head to shut them down for a little bit
because they were driving into flash floods.
They don't understand turnaround, don't drown.
I saw this one like private cul-de-sac in a neighborhood
where every morning at like, I don't know, 7 a.m., drones just start circling
and going back and like slowly through this one cul-de-sac.
And the neighbors can't figure out.
I mean, it's like tens of them that do it.
They don't know what's going on.
I don't like that.
No passengers inside this.
I'd be like,
no,
you're just getting out of here.
Yeah.
I'll be out there on the curb like this.
Yeah.
Oh, man.
Have you guys,
do you know anyone that's tried the robo taxis yet?
I see them all over the place,
but there's always a driver in this.
I don't know what's going on.
They're maybe still testing them.
Maybe.
Yeah,
because I saw them like just these,
if you don't have them in your town,
they're like gold Teslas that don't really have a back windshield
and they have like gold hubcaps on them.
You can identify them easily because there's no side view mirror.
Oh, okay.
Yeah, that makes sense.
I thought that it was just someone's car at first.
And I was like, man, I keep on seeing this guy everywhere.
It's the robo taxi.
Yeah, you can't see through the back either.
The back windshield is just a solid piece of metal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
They're everywhere in Austin right now.
Interesting.
Yeah, that's them.
So I don't know if there's like.
Why am I?
Oh, yeah.
They're everywhere.
Yeah, you'll see these everywhere, Dave.
I don't like the side view mirror.
And you can't see out of the back.
Yeah, the wheels are weird.
There's everything in back.
There's like no back windshield there.
And what's the Bennett?
What's going on?
It's just like, it's a waymo.
It's just a waymo.
It's just another.
It's going to be a driverless.
How many people can get in there?
I think it's, I think it's a regular force heater.
Okay.
Dylan, you got some show wrecks?
Yeah, man.
I watched the show.
Chelsea and I watched the show.
Let me timestamp it real quick.
So this show was on.
HBO a few years ago, and it made its way to Netflix recently.
And it is called Love and Death.
And the stars of the show are Jesse Plymins and Elizabeth Olson.
Elizabeth Olson, by the way, is a hell of an actress.
I was not familiar with her game.
Of course, the younger sister of the Olson twins.
Is this supposed to take place locally?
Whiteley, Texas, which is a Dallas suburb.
And I think it was filming in Georgetown.
So it did make sense that there was.
was a possibility she was at Carve because they were filming in Georgetown in that time.
So it's like maybe Brett was right.
That's far from Georgetown.
Exactly.
So I was like, yeah.
She's a really good actors.
I was not familiar, like I said.
Jesse Plumman's, of course, is a great actor.
It's a really good show.
I highly recommend it.
I don't want to give away too many spoilers, but it's a true story.
And it's about these, like, suburb families and they're all really involved in their church.
And Elizabeth Olson and Jesse Plymonds, who are both married to other people.
people they have this long affair and they they keep like driving out of town to these motel
rooms and they have sex whatever and then finally oh they stop they stop the affair because they
don't want to you know they feel wrong about it but then the significant others find out and there
is a gruesome gruesomer murder in one of the one of their homes and shows the trial and it's it's
It's a really well done show.
I highly recommend.
It's good.
My barometer for good shows, if I keep thinking about it after I finish it, and I have,
it's one of those.
It's really good.
Have you gone to look up the real story yet?
No, but at the end of the show, they did like a show like, these are the real people,
and this is what happened to them.
This is where, you know, they got divorced and blah, blah, blah.
And it kind of wraps it up.
It shows you like the real people involved.
Hell of a show.
Okay.
Watch it.
Yeah.
Grusome murder, man.
I guess,
I watched the show too,
which I'm sure you probably have watched
or will watch at some point
because it's a Netflix documentary.
Megan just put it on.
It was worst X ever.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It was,
we watched a couple of those.
It took me in,
the Wade Wilson guy.
Wade Wilson, that dude's scary.
Scary guy.
It was like, it was hard to watch.
It was like, man.
But yeah.
I also watched a movie
the greatest beer run ever.
Have you guys seen that?
With Zach Ephron?
I've seen so many clips
on social media,
but it seems like a really good movie.
This is one of these movies
that's been served to me a thousand times
and I always kind of ignored it
because I thought it was just some stupid
beer drinking bro movie,
as the name would imply.
Sounds sick.
Zach Ephron,
also Bill Murray's in it.
Okay.
It is not at all what I expected.
It is like a serious movie about the Vietnam War.
It's fucking nuts.
It's also based on a real story,
It is a true story.
It's good.
There's a little bit of anti-war propaganda
if that bothers you.
It's not like...
Thanks for letting me know.
No, I'm not gonna watch it.
It's really good.
It's good.
Check it out.
Yeah, I need to watch that full movie.
I've heard nothing of good things about it.
It's good, yeah.
What?
I've never heard of this.
Really?
Yeah.
It's been out.
It was before he...
Come on.
It's before he fucked his face all up.
Yeah.
So it's probably five, six years old,
if I'd guess.
It's so good.
The concept of it was, it was before.
is like Zach Ephron, a lot of his friends go over to Vietnam for the war and like he decides to
just bring beer from America and go visit them and like go have a beer with everyone.
He goes into the trenches of Vietnam.
Like he takes a ship to Vietnam to bring them beer that he has in this big like duffel bag.
He's, he was like keeping male friendship alive.
He goes into active war zones as a civilian and brings, it brings his friends of beers.
Like, what are you doing here?
It's a true story.
It's wild.
Where's Bill Murray in this?
Bill Murray is a bar, he's a bartender, bar owner, and some like Manhattan neighborhood,
which is where, like, Zach Afron and his friends, like, come up with the idea.
And so Bill Murray is part of that.
I love the idea of just showing up to the, like, just to hang out with the boys.
I mean, he almost dies, like, five different times.
It's wild.
Good, good movie.
I mean, that's a good concept.
Yeah.
And you say it's based on a true story?
Yeah.
They show a picture of the actual guy.
If the actual guy can go to Vietnam to give his boy's beer,
but Dave can't even make it to your place to give you gumbo?
Wow.
Or bring me a meatball?
Sorry, man.
He's got the elephant brain when it comes to Dave.
Sorry, bud.
Another movie I watch is called The Haunt, which is entertaining.
I wouldn't call it like a really good movie, but it's certainly entertaining.
it's this group of like really wealthy liberals who hunt down like right wingers they like drug them
or bring them out to this property and they hunt them and it's it's it's a fun watch too
i'd recommend wow yeah wow give me out of this clip oh oh look at this guy not to get political
it's trying to say that it's it's political but it's if anything it slams the left more than it does
the right it's good i mean it's it's it's a fun watch but it's it's more of kind it's supposed to
be a comedy? It's a, it's a, it's a dark comedy.
Um, the, the main, the main gal I, I, I had never seen her before. I don't know.
Do they bring them out there and like the right wing, like the right wingers just like, it turns out they, like, they know how to like survive and they turn like, they go back and they're fucking up the dudes hunting them.
You don't want to give it away. Yeah, pretty much. Yeah, I figured that. They, they, they added the wrong. They got the wrong face. They added the wrong babe to the, to the, to the mix there.
Oh, hell yeah. She's a, she's a, she's a, she's a tough one. She's a blonde. Hillary Swank is in it.
The handsome, skinny guy from Always Sunny.
I never know his name, dark hair guy.
He's in it.
Because of the implication.
Is the main girl blonde?
Emma Roberts is in it.
Yeah.
Okay.
Emma Roberts is in it, but not for very long.
It looked good.
It's funny.
They just went and got like dads with Oakley's and Goethees from their profile pick.
And it turns out.
Like one guy, one guy is, he is a podcast host of like a far right, you know, propaganda.
Yeah, I understand exactly what you mean.
It's like they cover all the all the characters of what do you know is it made it's pretty recent okay yeah it's good
look at doing watching some shit that was yeah three for three on like good entertaining stuff okay
2020 that 2020 yeah oh interesting lots happen in those six years facts man COVID was six years ago 9-11 9-11 did not happen
since in the past six years.
But never forget.
Time flies.
Well, we'll be back this afternoon on Patreon.
Bachelor party, Bachelor at Party Week.
It's going to be a blast.
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