Circling Back - Enzo The Dog & Mitt Romney's Burner Account

Episode Date: October 21, 2019

Recapping This Weekend In Fun, Dave found a dog while smoking ribs, Mitt Romney has a burner Twitter account, and a new fad called "rage yoga." (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (19:40) Recapping This Weekend In Fun (34:16) Mitt Romney's Fake Account (50:45) Rage Yoga Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Shop Circling Back Merchandise: www.washedmedia.com/shop Earlybird CBD: www.earlybirdcbd.com (CIRCLINGBACK for 20% off) MeUndies: www.meundies.com/circlingback (15% off) Quip: www.getquip.com/circlingback (free refill pack!) Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (RANDY20 for 20% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast my name is will defries coming to you live from the early bird cbd studio in austin texas to my right dave ruff hold up we them boys there we are You thought I was going to pause the podcast, didn't you? No Dumbass Did not think that

The second you said hold up I knew exactly what was happening right after I love fooling these people, man You guys don't even understand I fucking got him That was an ass whipping, wasn't it, Dave? Yeah I didn't watch

I'm protesting any NFL game That's not the Detroit Lions Did you get to watch the Lions yesterday? Yeah I know it didn't end well, but No, their fault protesting any NFL game. That's not the Detroit Lions. Did you get to watch the Lions yesterday? Yeah. I know it didn't end well, but... No, their fault. Coming off the Monday night game that you should have won, I can't imagine what the locker room

was like all week when you feel like you got robbed like that. You're playing a good Minnesota team. It's tough. Minnesota, I think, is good. They are good. Do you want to hear about how I left Marvin Jones on my bench in fantasy football? What an idiot. He went it's not like oh my god he went he went off for 40 plus points hey buddy uh how about this i left aaron rogers on my bench oh come on

knuckle three knuckle me dog yeah so i'm playing ross so just know if you're at if you follow wr bowling on twitter he's a noted new york times best-selling author yeah he is the ross bowling podcast he's playing me so any of his Ross Bowen podcast. He's playing me. So any of his tweets about fantasy this week, he's playing me. And he's left that out, which I kind of respect. He's respecting my privacy. But I'm going to need a good 11 spot from Julian Edelman tonight, just saying. Is he tweeting about your matchup?

I'm going to start responding to his tweets about his fantasy. You should. Ask him questions, man. Oh, dude dude that's awesome yeah tell us more so i uh i offered him funny funny story so his quarterback's kyler murray so i offered him before this week uh aaron rogers oh for like because i have russell westbrook not russell westbrook that'd be weird russell wilson dude that'd be cool if you have westbrook that would be tight yeah that would be tight he's truly tight he'd be a good wide receiver so i yeah i offered him up for like for nothing and like ross

ross was texting me yesterday he's like i'm a i am a very dumb person i was like dude he's on my bench so hey man you know what they say in hand and never mind fuck close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades no i was just gonna make a really blanket statement about fantasy football, but it's not worth it. Can I give a quick programming note? Yeah. We're going to push the donut punting competition to Wednesday. Yeah, this is kind of on me. Because Kevin's a little tight today.

This is kind of on me. I had an interview that I'm doing for Sunday Scaries that was an hour earlier than what I thought it was when I was doing my planning for the Monday. So this is kind of on me. We'll have a decision. Hey, that place Gordo's down the street a little bit, that's a donut place, right? Yeah, but it's a restaurant that serves things on donuts. Don't support them.

Don't support them. That sounds like trash. I mean, Dylan, they're serving burgers on donuts. Oh, that's not... So you're not going to go in there and get a thing of donut holes of assorted flavors. Wait, should we put donut burgers and see what happens? No, we can't do donut burgers.

Okay, let's just stick to donut holes. I've actually been to Gordo's before. I don't love it. Hey, I drove by the Westlake football team practicing this morning and I was like thinking about like what if I just

pulled my F-250 in, backed it in, got out with like a bag full of donut holes. Put the tailgate down. And I walk out there and I'm just like, hey boys,

mind if I take some punts? That would be so weird. Why did that guy pull up and just start punting donut holes? Why is this grown man on this high school campus punting pastries? Do people who are optimized even know what the fuck the Patreon...

They should because we put it on all social media. It is. Should we provide a little bit of explanation? No one thinks you can punt a donut hole 30 yards. This came up on Friday's Patreon episode. We put out a clip. If you haven't seen the clip, Should we provide a little bit of explanation? No one thinks he can punt a donut hole 30 yards. Okay, I wasn't even trying to brag. This came up on Friday's Patreon episode. We put out a clip. If you haven't seen the clip, go to our Instagram page or Twitter page,

and you can know what we're talking about. I brought up punting a donut hole, and Brett said, how far do you think you can do it? And me not trying to flex or think. It was a flex. It wasn't. I said, I don't know, 30 yards. I can see the face that you had now.

It's just etched into my brain. You just had such a smug, smarmy look on your face. That is not true at all. That is not true. 30 yards, you can throw a fastball 85 miles an hour. And so I said that if it stays intact, that's the key here. And I don't know that it's going to. Yeah, we know, Dylan.

We told you this. We told you that's why you can't do it. Okay, we'll see. We'll see. We'll have an answer wednesday yes wednesday stay tuned people or something you want some more programming notes yeah i'd love some spooky season is still in full effect patreon.com slash circling back podcast we also have spooky season mugs out there for anyone trying to get a mold cider off. You guys mold cider fans?

No. You know, I'm really not. Did you guys see the Reddit thread that's titled Patreon? Yeah. The gas in that subreddit thread is crazy. If you're on the fence about signing up for Patreon or even the optimized tier and getting spooky season along with it, there's a Reddit thread on the Circling Beck Reddit page. It's just called Patreon.

Might want to read it. Yep, might want to go there. It's so positive. It would make me think, oh, these guys just set this up on their own with burner accounts. But no, this is real stuff. I would play a gas sound effect right now,

but all the sound effects are dedicated to Spooky Season for Patreon. So I can't play anything. What does gas sound like like it would have been the same one that we did for the gas station that's just like the oh oh yeah yeah okay i was thinking like like air gas for some reason i'm an idiot no i'm not just gonna put a bunch of gas in the room have us all pass out mid-podcast never gets released because we're all dead it's a silent podcast yeah that'd be that'd be unfortunate yeah it's dark hey to all my people in north dallas thinking about you tornado ripped through last night that's scary some of this video is compelling be safe out there don't how no i don't understand how no one was killed to my knowledge really that

bad huh because people were staying safe yeah but sometimes i mean there's really nothing you can do tyler sagan's house that he doesn't live in anymore he's selling his mansion preston hall got ripped the fuck up oh that's too bad oh yeah i'm watching a video man this is that's a tornado it's a stovepipe. Excuse me? The sky pulled pipe. Okay. Interesting. Would you have made that joke

had someone died in this tornado? No. Okay. No, but it is called a stovepipe tornado. It is? When it looks like that, yeah. Oh, okay. You got your wedge, you got your cone.

Sometimes it's a stovepipe. What is a stovepipe, like, for real? I don't know what a stovepipe is. It just looks like a pipe coming out from the sky. Not like a Callaway driver. No, I mean like the actual... Why a stove? Is there an actual stovepipe?

If someone says, like, oh, you know, like a stovepipe, I'm like, I don't know what the fuck a stovepipe looks like. I think Dave's making this up. No, I'm not. Look it up. It's out there. It's typically not as wide as a wedge, but it can be just as dangerous. I don't know what a stovepipe is. Maybe like a stovepipe hat? I don't know.

Hard to say, I guess, right? No, there's definitely something called a stovepipe. I think it has more to do with a chimney than it has to do with actual stoves. Didn't they call you that in 8th grade? No, no one called me that in 8th grade. The Harbor Springs stovepipe? No one called me that in 8th grade. The Harbor Springs stovepipe? No one called me that in 8th grade. All right. It says the pipe taking the smoke and gases from a stove

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go to MeUndies.com slash circling back. That's MeUndies.com slash circling back. Yep. You guys ready for recapping this weekend in fun? Yeah, man. Yeah, I'm ready. This is a fun little section that we do. A little segment, I should say.

A section is what it was. going to essentially went the exact same way as I anticipated it going? I didn't stray from the plan the entire time. You did not deviate. We met Brett's dad. Brett's dad is a real one. D-Man. Shouts to Dave.

People are saying he's the new D-Man. I think he's the original D-Man. Is he? I think he's significantly older than me. No offense. Did he try to pass the torch to you over the table at the steakhouse? He me aside he was like hey just let you know like you represent all of us with your name can we talk about brett's order at the steakhouse

sure our mans went on us our mans went well first of all we walked in he's drinking some like like blackberry drink brett's not here today that was a bad order he's doing business he whiffed on his drink he whiffed on the drink order and then he overcompensated by ordering a bacon wrapped filet topped with crab and then as if that wasn't enough he added two bacon wrapped scallops to the top of his steak he had two types of seafood on top of his filet yeah brett's more surf than turf loco he went crazy with it it looked very good and um by all accounts it was excellent that food was bomb by the way shout out perry's steakhouse yeah perry's needs to get more free love then you get more love don't know why your bar wasn't open. That's a little weird. Even under construction. What happened?

I don't know. It's just weird. It's weird to be at a nice, big, lively steakhouse and the bar is dark. The bar is just totally empty. Yeah. Thanks again to Brett's dad for picking up the tab, too. What a guy.

Brett's dad is as chill as Brett, which I didn't think was possible. But Dave is a real one. He is a real one. It's pretty funny that when Dylan found out what a guy brett's dad is as chill as brett which i didn't think was possible but uh yeah dave dave is a real one he is a real one it's pretty funny that when dylan found out he was picking up the tab brett's dad that is like i wouldn't just order like you ordered like a a 40 year old scotch yeah yeah for the table he pulled out the wine list and just took his finger from the top of the wine list and went like three quarters of the way down and said, we'll take that one. He ordered that dessert that he always orders with the banana.

It's like vertical on the plate. Yeah. Come on, dude. Why is that your go-to? Can you set this on fire, this one? I want it flaming. They were like, sir, we don't do that here. And I said, I paid him a little extra to form that dessert shape.

You didn't pay him extra. You made Brett's dad pay him extra. Yeah, Brett's dad did. Good times. I don't know. I mean, like Saturday, I didn't really do anything of note because, again, I hung out with Brett,

so my next day was just completely devastated. Man, Saturday was a day. I got a massage Saturday, a little birthday gift, a surprise in-home massage that was the best massage I've ever had. It was incredible. Did it bring a bed and everything?

Yeah. For setup? It was set up in my living room right there. Did they light candles or anything? No, but she dimmed the lights and put some sensual spa music on. And it was incredible. It was a sports, like a deep tissue sports massage,

which you know your boy needs. And it was incredible. Then it was dinner time. We had a little birthday dinner for your boy. And Matt's El Rancho. No surprise there. No. Went off without a hitch.

As we were living, we watched Texas squeak out a home win against Kansas, which in my book is a loss. That's huge. I was pissed. I mean, I cheer for Texas. I really want them to win.

I did want them to lose to Kansas because I wanted to see the press conference after with Tom Herman. You cannot lose at home to Kansas. No, you can't. Kansas is better. Les Miles is...

I mean, these aren't even his recruits, but he's got them playing better. But, dude, they were scoring at will. No, the Texas defense, and to be fair, they're very banged up, but it's just not a good defense. No. Yes. Not a good defense.

When they got that two-point conversion, your boy was standing in the bar just like, oh, shit, this is happening right now. Then went downhill. There was some wait staff that clearly were rooting against Texas. I was watching them. They were laughing their ass off. When they got the two-point, point i mean the bar area was dead silent

it was so quiet in there and then even when they like texas like hit the field goal to win it was still dead silent like people were just like breathing a sigh of relief and being like all right i guess let's get out of here uh thank you to everyone who came to my dinner it was very nice ross even came to me when it's during the Astros game. I mean, he did watch the Astros game in front of him the entire time. Yeah, but at least

he showed up. Yeah. Especially those out-of-towners who came in. When you... Big time. I don't care. If it's a birthday dinner

at Matt's El Rancho and someone wants to watch a game on their phone, I'm all for it. Oh, yeah. I don't care. It doesn't bother me at all. It's not like it was

a four-person dinner. I didn't care. No. Yeah, if you're sitting at a 15-person table and someone's watching a game and you're getting drunk, it doesn't care. Yeah, if you're sitting at a 15-person table and someone's watching a game and you're getting drunk, it doesn't matter. Dude, I was watching Stars Flyers online.

Yeah? Yeah. Dude, I was watching a replay of a Premier League game. Okay. Dude, come on. Come on. What do I have to do? What do I have to do to get one of you

to go to FanFest with me next week? I'd rather go to FrightFest. It's going to be fun. When is it? Saturday and Sunday. Downtown Austin. It's going to be fun. When is it? Saturday and Sunday. Downtown Austin. They're shutting down the street. They're opening the bar up. They got the trophy there.

There's going to be some old players there. They're going to be playing games. I think it's going to be a beer garden kind of feel. Is Pele going to be there? Pele might be there. So not this upcoming weekend, but the next one? No, it's this upcoming weekend. I can't. What about David Beckham? Will he be there? People are saying David Beckham might be there. I can't. What about David Beckham? Will he be there? People are saying David Beckham might be there.

That's crazy. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. I might do some Weisencocks with Diego Maradona. We'll see. Hell yeah.

I feel like that's not going to happen. Unsolicited recommendation if anyone's ever interested in soccer. Go watch the Maradona documentary on HBO. Very weird.

You should watch it. A lot of it takes place in the homeland. Okay. Italy. Maybe I will. My favorite part of a big group dinner like that is when plates are cleared and people are nice and... Sauced?

Sauced. And then the odds start coming out and people just start playing odds about everything on the table. You did lose. I think I'm the only one who lost, right? Yeah. I thought I could get Dave again. Dave gave me a low number.

I thought I could take him. Odds is always a good time. Especially if you're with the Jung family. Big odds energy there. Harry is the all-time odds player. Beast mode. Yeah. I mean, I kind of just hung out with you guys all weekend.

I don't really have anything additionally. I did nothing on Sunday. Oh, I did get a stew off yesterday. No one's talking about that stew I got off. No one is. Woke up, you know, I mean, the apartment was cold. It was not cold outside, but, you know, I woke up and I was like, you know, football, soccer, hungover. Felt like a stew day.

It feels like a stew day. As far as I'm concerned, it's going to be mid-60s all day i'm not leaving the apartment got a stew off and it was it just went so hard thank you to my friend john for the recipe we just went so hard yesterday according to sally on twitter she made it is that true she did she did she did most of the work she did most of the work um wow she was in a little better shape than I was yesterday. I prepped the meat. I was just saying, if you're handing out shouts to people about the stew, you might want to... Yeah, shouts to Sally.

Might want to mention her. Shouts to Sally, too. Smoked ribs. How'd that turn out? Did you see the picture? He crushed it. Dude, the picture looked perfect. Fantastico.

Yeah. What kind of barbecue sauce is on there? Ooh, a little something I whipped up. It was mustard-based. Yeah? No one's doing their homemade sauces like that. Well, I had to whip it up. I mean, people definitely do.

Yeah, people do. My dad does it. I had a few cold beers. Really? A few? I had three. I had one beer yesterday. What were you drinking, dog?

I had my last El Gato. That means the cat. See? I think it was el gato uh el grito el grito is what it was yeah not el gato el gato is a tight a tight name for a beer though it is i'm drinking cat el gato grande uh big cat see what you did there dylan see what you did there and then i got some alamo san an San Antonio beer. Their Oktoberfest. Very good. So, yeah, smoked ribs. Turned out well.

Add D. Carter Ruff on Twitter and Snap if you want to peep. But, yeah, they were excellent. Did some corn on the cob. Wait, did you put an actual photo up? Yes. What are you talking about? Dude, the one he posted on Twitter, that was man yeah did you not see that the lighting was so good in that picture i don't know where he's great where'd you take that it's cool uh we i actually have converted my office into a little photo studio nice the uh it looks pretty

festive in that office i'm impressed the plate in the uh the french fries the little sauce the little sauce container thing they look it looked oddly familiar but i'm imagining dave like actually doing this and being like alissa like pour the sauce slower stop you know what i do when i like when i get a like chicken nuggets or i'm dipping something i always do like the the restaurant commercial where like you twist down and pop it into the dipping sauce and it splashes up. That's how I eat normally. Yeah, so I smoked ribs. Also, I became a hero yesterday.

I don't know if you guys saw this. What was the dog's name? Enzo. Enzo. Enzo. Enzo. Was he speaking Italian the whole time? He was. We hit it off. That's name? Enzo. Enzo. Enzo. Enzo. Was he speaking Italian the whole time? He was.

We hit it off. That's why I saved him. Did he have a name tag on his collar? No. See, that's the hard part. He was just like, call me Enzo. Why put a collar on your dog

if you don't have a signifier? I've never understood that. So all that was on there was the rabies tag. Okay. And I was like okay so i brought him to anyway i saw him i saw him walking around my neighborhood and i went i grabbed a leash he's a golden retriever big he's older golden he's a thick boy he's probably 100 pounds and i put the leash on him he's very friendly yeah and he like walked

walked him to my backyard and uh we hung out for a while talked to him he's like friendly yeah and he like walked walked him to my backyard and uh we hung out for a while talked to him he's like i don't know who my owner is okay so i loaded him up in the car he said it with an italian accent all right yeah well no he kind of has like a little bit of like jersey flair in it also hey huh there he is he kept saying that it was a a really weird. Soprano style. Yeah. And we went to Tomlinson's, the pet store. They scanned him for the chip. I didn't know they could do that there. Yeah.

They scanned him. He did have a chip. We ran the numbers. Unfortunately, the owners had not updated the number. So it was a bad number. But we did learn his name was Enzo. I didn't even think about that. Yeah. And I have to tell you, I was pretty wildly hung over

when I brought him to Tomlinson's and I was not prepared for all the attention. Like Tomlinson's is like a little bit, kind of a pricier dog food store. They sell like high end stuff, but people bring their dogs there. And like, so there's all these other dogs and there's all these dog owners.

Everybody was like, oh my gosh, thank you so much for doing this. And like people wanted to talk and like it was a whole ordeal. I was in there for 30 minutes. It felt good. Like people were gassing me up, but I was so hung over. I was like,

I can't do this. And like people were wanting to talk about like times that they found a dog. And I'm just like, I'm sorry. I got it. I got a bail. Yeah. Cool.

I got a bail. Thank i got a bail thank you but i did the uh did a next door post well that's big for you how excited were you why are you getting no respect on next door though i got no clout on next door okay let's just get that out there um you're too young dude they don't respect me and it's weird because there are i could go there right now and there's probably some person who put up a post saying like hey i'm looking for a really cheap and affordable car wash no it's it's people that are like hey does anyone know anyone that can like clean my house but for free dude and that those posts do more numbers than my badass golden retriever dog post did i did it right i i tagged it right i did the photo

mode the photo or what no he was he was tough to take photos of you should have done a full shoot i should have i should have brought him upstairs in my photo studio yeah uh he was probably like yo can i get some of these ribs like he wasn't lost he he found his destination he knew what he knew what he was doing he wanted that proprietary mustard blend i shared it with him i i sent him an email you let him lick the bones i've got the i saved all the bones for him i'm gonna bring him by his uh but luckily i did the facebook post in the uh austin lost and found pets uh you did it people were really condescending i gotta say people like assume you're a dumbass i did a post in the Facebook group and someone immediately responds. Did you,

did you try posting on next door and like the surrounding communities? I was just like, yeah. First thing I did had dipshit. I'm not fucking stupid. God. Um, people get really holier than now when it comes to that kind of stuff.

But yeah, like if, if I had the dog, like it it would have been we would have found its owner yet yeah i'm like like have you checked it by now i'm like yeah look i understand this like i know what i'm doing here so i the owner saw my next door post so that's cool she called me she walked over and got him see it worked it did work so everyone can fuck right off yeah fuck off but yeah man um felt good it was i don't know what i was gonna do if like we couldn't find the owner i was like am i about to acquire uh i was gonna say there's a 10 chance that you just kept that dog forever well he and randy um they weren't boys. They were, but like he kind of took issue to, uh, Randy trying to fuck him in the ass. Ah, yeah. Some dogs don't like that.

Yeah. He, he didn't really care for that. Yeah. That, uh, yeah. You know, Randy's always trying to assert dominance. He's a horny dog, man. Yeah. It's just like, Hey dude, I'm don't do that.

Come on, man. Dude. I mean, people, people at the dog park at our dog they get very very concerned if dogs start humping because that's when other dogs might snap and i totally get it i had something this isn't a full steam partially because we don't have steam room sound effects right now which is okay oh my bad the other day i walk out there we have like a nice ball like one of those chuck it rubber balls yeah i'm playing fetch with rosie rosie drops it and this like these two kind of like larger black labs that are just sprinting around kind of wild

one of them takes the ball and i'm like okay whatever that like this happens all the time not worried about it most owners are pretty aware that like oh i didn't bring a nice ball out here with my dog so i need to give this back to the owner. This dog tears ass around the entire dog park and starts running inside. Takes the ball with it. Owner just doesn't say anything. And I'm standing there. They walk away.

And I'm like, oh, you just took like a $7 ball from me. What the hell? She just walked in not thinking anything of it. And I was like, oh, that's not cool. I was chilling so hard thinking that there was no issue. You have no clout in your apartment. No, see, that's not cool. I was chilling so hard thinking that like there was no issue. And I was like, no clout in your apartment. No, see,

that's the thing. Like she's the new has all the clout. She's the new one. And I don't think she realizes the power I wield now after the attack on Rosie. Like I have all the clout. So what are you going to do? I don't know. You call up Enzo.

I need to start posting. I want to start posting in our, like we haven't seen it since not balls gone. Luckily I do. I do commandeer a lot of balls from there because they fall underneath the fence into the parking lot at the apartment complex next to us. So people just throw them over. So there's always some laying around. So like it's not the biggest deal.

But like you can't... Your first dog park trip, you can't just be stealing people's... No. Chuck it balls. No. It's not some raggedy old tennis ball. So I've got Enzo's owner's number. We can send Enzo over.

He'll probably go over there in like a little doggy track suit and just like, uh, have like a, have like a pipe in his hand and his little paw. Like, God, do you think like, do you think Enzo's owner was like just making like a real shitty dinner that

night? And Enzo was like, dude, like she told me with smoking ribs over here, he probably caught a whiff. She lived across park other side she uh she told me that he she was like felt bad she's like i think my kids let him out on accident she's like she's been gone for three hours before we noticed she's like we thought like he was just playing somewhere i was like uh okay i feel like i would notice if I hadn't seen my...

Sounds like Enzo chills pretty hard, though. Yeah, Enzo probably chills. And I feel like if you have kids and an older dog, you wouldn't notice. I kind of get it. At one point, I walked out back, and Enzo was digging just the most unnecessary big hole in my backyard.

I was like, him. He was trying to bury a body, dude. All right, dude. What are you doing there, bud? He's in the mafia. He's trying to get rid of something. Don't worry about him. I don't think you've seen the last of Enzo.

You think he's going to kill me? When you originally posted about finding this dog, I just imagined you driving by someone's house and seeing a dog in the front yard just sitting there and you just being like, here, buddy, here, buddy. Then just like, oh, I found a dog. Oh, and I was like,

oh, Dave's just going to get a new one. I'm not going to steal someone's dog. I i just i could just imagine you just being like really excited to like the thought in my head there's a lot of people who live in our neighborhood or live in austin who like they let their dogs kind of roam free and the thought did cross my mind that like oh maybe someone just you know letting their dog you know walk around like cool, free range. And I just took it and I put it in my backyard. But that was not the case. Shout out to me. You did a good thing.

Noble. Major shout. I'm thinking about joining up with Enzo's crew. Really? Yeah. When Enzo walked away, did Randy just say like, I'm going to fuck with you?

That's exactly what he said. How did you know that? Just makes sense. At DC Rough on Instagram, I put up a little story if you want to see Enzo. Yeah, you mentioned that. You mentioned your handle already.

Will you put the rib photo up too? On your Instagram? Yeah, I can do that the one from twitter the one that i took the one that you took i understand there's only one rib photo will yeah uh dude i i went three two one method on ribs last night yeah i didn't know what that meant what does that mean three hours two hours then one so but basically you there's different steps so three hours smoke low temp obviously okay uh two hours wrapped in foil with uh some proprietary proprietary sauces okay uh some liquids that i

put in there that i want disclosed uh nothing gross ew yeah i'm sorry not homemade if actually it is homemade technically but not i'll stop and then uh you take it off one hour just um um you reapply some sauce want the sauce to tighten up okay so it's it's an ordeal okay and uh the ribs were done right before kickoff that's big cowboy so that's big it's big i'm a little jealous i haven't had good ribs in a while i got some i can bring got some. I can wait to get a house. So I can do shit like that, man. You know what I thought about doing?

I thought about this after I was already invested in the middle of the rib thing. I was like, I should have just gotten multiple racks and just had people over to watch the game. Dude, racks on racks. Yeah. Yeah, thanks for the invite. Yeah, I mean, like, have us over sometime. Yeah, dude. I don't know why I haven't.

Baylor, Texas. Let's do it. You're selfish. That's why. When does Baylor play Texas? It's Paris. I think three weeks. Undefeated Baylor Bears.

Mm-hmm. They might beat Texas. I could see that being a game that, like, they fuck up. Texas is... They being Baylor? Yeah. Oh. Baylor? Yeah. I don't know. But then again, I thought that about going to Stillwater, playing the Pokes. They went up there and whipped

their ass, though. So I was very surprised. Big 12's fun this year. I mean... It's alright. It's alright. I fuck with it. Oh, Baylor? Fuck with their sketch their schedule is a little it was a little easier than i anticipated oh it gets very tough yeah oh yeah it's getting yeah

no now now they're in the throes of it they got they got texas and ou both at home back to back i think they're gonna win one of those games which i would take that in a heartbeat i think most people would you want it to be you you can deal with the loss of texas if you knock off ou but ou is really good i was gonna say like when you saying they're gonna win one of those games it's the texas game i'll just say like they're not they're not beating ou i don't know if anybody is outside of maybe ohio state i agree and they put it on West Virginia. Yeah, they good. You know, it's weird because a lot of people at the beginning of the season were saying that Jalen Hurts is an average quarterback, a game manager.

Oh, it's crazy. It's weird that – Turns out he has a pretty good season. You see Gerard Hurts' tweet? Who's Gerard Hurts? Isn't that his name? Jalen? Hurd. I'm sorry. Oh see Gerard Hurts' tweet? Who's Gerard Hurts? Isn't that his name? Jalen? Hurd.

I'm sorry. Oh, Gerard Hurd? Yeah. What did he say? He just said, like, a win's a win. Stop talking or something like that. And I wanted to be like, I mean, what you're saying is technically right, but, like, don't tweet that. He's done right now, right?

Like, he's not even on the team anymore? I think so. He graduated. I don't even know? I think so. He graduated? I don't even know how I saw that. Yeah, did you see that? Damn, you're deep, dude. Yeah, he's done. Did y'all see the Kras brothers are back on Twitter?

I was a big Heard guy. Are they really? Yeah, I only know this because our old friend John Duda tagged me. Nice. That's big for him. I mean, this is huge. They're back.

If you want to follow them at... Don't do that. Don't promote them. Their following is significantly smaller. Good. But their account is just Krasenstein Brothers. The dude in the aviators looks like he's running with Enzo's crew. Dude, I hate them.

Just on looks alone. You know what I don't hate? Especially on looks alone because it's crew. Dude, I hate them. Just on looks alone. You know what I don't hate? Especially on looks alone because it's beautiful? Quip toothbrushes. Hell yeah. Dude. Nobody segues into an ad read like Will.

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How many times have you looked down at your electric toothbrush and been like, man, I could really replace the head on this thing. It's terrible. But you're just too lazy to do it. Yeah. Yeah, Quip does it for you. It's cold and flu season, too. You want to switch those things out.

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Go right now to getquip.com. Hey, do you think Mitt Romney's fake Twitter account is following the Krasenstein brothers? Probably not, if I had to guess, but what's Mitt doing? This was the story that was sent to me last night, and then I woke up. if I had to guess, but what's Mitt doing? This was the story that was sent to me last night. And then I woke, I didn't, I didn't know how big it was going to be,

but you know, now it makes sense that it is like, it was one of the top trending things when I woke up. Actually, when I saw Twitter moments this morning, it was the main feature Twitter moment. Yeah. Mitt Romney's just out here with a burner account. Does he follow us?

He's just KDing it. I don't know. Did he get shut down, the fake account? So last night after the column dropped about it, it went private. And then it went back to public. And then it went private again. And so that was the last I saw of it.

I don't know today what the deal is. What was his name? Pierre Derelict or or whatever delecto pierre delecto pierre delecto pierre delecto i'm seeing a tight name i'm seeing like still uh screenshots of him clapping back at people they're like the soft they're the most mitt romney clapbacks i mean they're they're pretty well written i mean because he's a he's a smart fella. His Twitter strategy is different than the guy who's the president. It's interesting. Better, seems to be better grammatical skill and also less exclamation marks.

Dude, he joined, his burner account is eight years old. His handle is trash, by the way. Well, if you're doing a burner account, that's how you do it, right? It's like he just let some computer come up with a random account. Well, so apparently Pierre Delecto is like a play on words for a Latin term

that means both sides. No, I actually just... If you want to read into it. No, I'm actually seeing something different. What are you seeing? I'm seeing that it's actually Latin for swag god. For fajita boy swag? Fajita boy swag.

So it says, earlier today, this was obviously written yesterday, the Atlantic's McKay Coppins, kind of a tight name, published a lengthy profile on Mitt Romney, apparently part of Romney's efforts to set himself up as a noble Republican foil to an out-of-control president. These sorts of, whatever, blah, blah, blah. This clearly has some bias on this uh article that i was going to read for this what's your source uh slate it was the first

one that came up you gotta be kidding me um what was that i'm not sure dude you should check out mother jones that's a better source i'm just naming sites i don't even know it says this account joined in july of 2011 just one month after romney announced his run for president i like that he's like i'm gonna run for president yeah i gotta get a burner a crazy number of followers considering he doesn't even have an avatar yeah but who's following an account like that i i have this theory that if you're in like the political twitter world and you respond to a lot of tweets in that world, you just start getting followed. People who are smart. I will see people respond to like Trump tweets and it'll be like it'll be like MAGA mom, whatever, like trash profile.

And then you go to her profile. It's like, why does she have twenty five hundred followers? Like she's not doing anything. Bots. I think bots like hop on. I bet a number of his are bots. I mean, his clapbacks are like... Can they even be described as clapbacks?

They're just well-thought-out responses. I know. And people on Twitter are making fun of him, not trying to, but I guess acting like it's the KD level of whatever. No, that was much more embarrassing. Yes. He's actually making very kind statements to these reporters who are just absolutely dragging him.

I don't want to be a Mitt Romney sympathizer, but this burner account isn't the worst thing that's ever happened to him. I don't hate Mitt Romney. He's a nice guy. I mean, he's the one who's he's the one who before some debate he would just walked out of uh out of the back room and slapped a clear eyes full hearts can't lose sign he did that he i think he made clear eyes full hearts signs for his campaign good for him Which is like a really good move, if you ask me. Yeah, it's really funny.

It's really embarrassing, though. Do y'all have burners? I don't have a burner. I wouldn't tell you if I did. I do not have a burner, actually. I guess that should be a surprise, but no, I don't have a burner. That's a little surprising. Dylan, he has much more followers now than he had before. He had 668 before.

No, so, so, so, no, he was, apparently I was wrong earlier. He was following 668 people. Fuck. And then now he was following 702 people and that's kind of how they figured it out. Oh, he is over. But now after the story dropped, he's got 1171. Yeah. oh he is over but now after the story dropped he's got 11 71 yeah but at the time when they took the original screenshot for this call like for like the breaking thing he had eight followers so he didn't have some big amount it makes sense yep good yep i feel better now it's locked down

though yeah you can't get in yeah i want to i'm gonna request i'm gonna request mitt might be like, yeah. I mean, he lived in Michigan for a while. He might want to hit me with that follow back. Did he pwn the Cheeto man? Mitt got caught, man. Have you guys ever made a burner account for anything? Probably.

Yeah. Like Twitter? Do you have a burner on Twitter? I've never had a Twitter one. I don't either. No. I don't either. That seems like a pain in the ass.

You have to have a new email address and register it's just like I'm not doing that making just any Twitter account sucks these days like because they require you to use your phone number

so if you make another Twitter account you have to delete your phone number from like the original Twitter account yeah dude it's a nightmare

it's a nightmare oh circling back I don't remember having to do that like when I was starting like the mail in handle for example I don't remember having to do that when I was starting the mail-in handle, for example. I don't remember having to delete my phone number. One of my friends from back home,

his brother thought I was Trill Ballins. And I was like, do you realize that's like the greatest thing anyone's ever said about me? Yeah, that's a compliment. I'm like, thank you so much. Well, I guess when I started Sunday Scaries, it was an anonymous account because I didn't want people to know it was me.

That is not a burner, though. That a burner yeah yeah i had pgp when i was doing pgp as a twitter account so i had some a few people knew it was me but i had my regular twitter account and pgp so i was going back and forth but i didn't i wasn't using it to like troll people i wasn't like trying to like up my clout, like my personal clout. Like, yeah, man, this guy, David at D Carter Ruff is tight. Dude, this guy's the best runner

I've ever seen in my life. Oh, dude, this is a great one-liner. Dude, this guy's killing it. You fucking crushed this. So last night, did y'all hear the storm blow through the cold front? Oh, yeah. So it woke me up.

But before that, I was woken up by my car, by my wife's car alarm going off. And so the way our thing's set up, the bedroom's kind of above the garage. And the car's right outside of our window, basically. But we're on the second floor. Y'all don't park in the garage? No. Probably should.

I just imagine your garage just being like one single punching bag hanging down from the middle of it. It is. Can we start a fight club in your garage? Fuck. Start. Can I get invited? Dude, I've been trying to cop an invite to your fight club for months.

We're not open for new membership, but when we are, Enzo's ahead of you. Okay. Are we doing a dog fighting ring? Old Jean loved to fight. You know, Enzo's bringing brass knuckles though. You gotta,

you gotta check him at the door. Yeah. Should we make an Enzo shirt? I think we could. How confused would that dog owner be if she was just at like H-E-B one day and she walked by and it was just like, bring back Enzo. Wait,

Enzo? I'm just going to take the Randy design and just change the color and make it like red um where were you going with this car alarm thing sorry no no so i had like the panic i heard it and like i immediately ran to the window like looked out didn't see anything someone's trying to lift your wife's ride. Yeah. I was like, because I mean, I'm on next door. I see like people like posting the videos of, you know, people doing that shit. It scared the hell out of me. So I did not sleep well last night.

That woke me up and I like got all ready to go. And then the storm blew through and woke me up with some pretty big wind. We had a big wind last night i'm kind of hyper aware apartment guy now because of when my amazon package got stolen now i'm like okay who are these people just walk around the apartment and like tell me if i'm mean you guys have been to my apartment you know the elevator is right next to the door that you have to get it let in you either have to have someone buzz you in which no one knows how to do or someone has to come down and let you in.

Am I rude if I stand at that elevator looking out the front door of our apartment and I don't let people in that aren't supposed to be there? No. No. Because it's like, they look at me like, are you fucking serious? Like, you can't just let me in? And I'm like, sorry, dude. No, you're not.

You're fine. That's why that safety measure is in place. I feel like people just think that like, oh, I'm safe, so I'm not going to do it. But like, nah. I've been out there before like waiting for you to come and let me in. And I see people who live there will walk through

and will make eye contact through the glass, through the door. And I just like, I don't even expect him to come over. I just like, nah, keep going. I'm waiting for my boy to come get me. If I notice you from the apartment, like if I've seen you there before,

I'm letting you in 100% of the time. But like, I'm sorry. Like, I'm not going to let in random people. There's a reason that door automatically locks behind you. Yeah. There's some girl bitching about it on our, essentially, just the apartment next door. So I clicked on her name and went to her entire history. She essentially is my burner account for complaints that I have at our apartment.

I was reading her comments just like, hell yes, I've bitched about this mentally or to Sally so many times. Yeah. yeah but like i don't know the other day yeah the other day someone's car was just randomly like going off in the parking garage and i was like that's weird like no one's around six o'clock at night yeah apartment social norms are different it's it's interesting some people take it a little too seriously if you're active in the community portal of your apartment complex that's a red flag i read it probably a total reading it's different than posting i wish i could make a burner account for that because i'm scared to post in it because i don't want people to like google me and just be like oh this dumb ass

podcast dude is bitching about dog poop like that's a bad look yeah people who are active on those things are total losers salary if you do see i'm i'm but am i more of a loser because i'm just lurking no it's because it's entertainment right i mean it's fun to it's fun to see what people have to say people who are bitching about stuff i mean if there's like a real issue and you start a thread about it like okay but if you're bitching just because you're just bored and you have i mean my apartment is all in on it just makes you like feel like spooky events they're having they did a dessert thing the other day and this is a pun that dave would have loved spooky dessert uh they were calling it an event

hosted by ghoulia childs oh come. They're also having a dog costume contest, and I think I'm going to dress Rosie up for it and try to win this bitch. You got to think there will be like five other contestants. It's one of those contests that I want to enter because I know I can win. I don't think that many other people will do it. The way that you enter it is by posting an Instagram,

and most people aren't going to want to post a straight Instagram just to win like a hundred dollar gift card. So you just, you hashtag it or something, but yeah, you hadn't tagged the apartment complex. I'm just going to do it from Rosie's Instagram profile. So I don't have to, you know, like trash up mine. Sure.

I like that. I think I'm gonna make her a handmade. Yeah. I still don't know what that is, but it sounds great, man. Handmaid's Tale. I know. I've just never seen the show. And do you get it?

Handmaid's Tale? So I'll spell tale, T-A-I-L. Oh, my gosh. Do you get it? Do you understand? Yeah. It's genius. It's like that movie,

A Shark's Tale? Uh-huh. It was about the shark's actual tail. Oh, it was? I think? This is the knowledge you only get from dads i hope i'm not making this up but it was spelled like the story version of tail anyway we can move on this is not really going anywhere can i ask you're always chasing tail

can i ask a random question about like kids movies is there any movie that parks has watched that you were just like this is hands down the worst one um like if it's on you're like oh my god i can't listen anymore yeah you hated the godfather and so and i were talking the thing about like all these uh these pixar movies these days they're so like they make them entertaining for the parents too yeah it's genius like i don't mind I don't mind watching these movies with Parks. We watched one recently called... It's about yetis. Oh, Smallfoot.

It's about coolers and stuff? Like it was... Fuck, the yetis were like the... They lived out in the mountains or whatever. And they were shocked to come across humans. That's why it's called Smallfoot. And it's fucking good, man. It was on fire from behind the arc.

Yeah, that was funny. You just had to... Just Yeti coolers. I try to just ignore those now. I thought it was weird and kind of twisted that you took Parks to see Joker. Yeah, he has a really... Dressing him up was a detail

that you did not need to do either. I actually told him I was going to see joker yeah he he has a really dressing him up was a detail that you did not need to do either i actually told him i was going to see that movie and he's and he was like offended that i was going to move without him he goes i'm not going with you i said dude it's scary i promise you're not going to like it and he was like oh okay yeah i don't want to see that i'm supposed to take him he's such a gentle little soul dave yeah i know you're not taking him to joker dog dude i'm like the why it's too twisted dude it's not that dude it's pretty twisted it's pretty freaking there's nothing that he hasn't seen it's pretty freaking twisted i said and this might happen tonight i said before spooky season i was gonna watch ghostbusters i don't like what you're doing because you know

it's my probably my favorite it's my favorite comedy of all time maybe my favorite movie and i feel like you're insulting me by not watching it no i'm not no dude i like it's it's insane that i haven't seen it so i want you to watch i don't want i don't know if dylan's ever seen it have you yeah but it's been a long time okay dylan probably hates it yeah i know that's why i don't it's okay i don't know what dylan has to say about it it's okay i'm mad that i've never seen it i'm big mad i'm gonna watch favorite comedy of all time huh interesting i mean great cast akroyd one of the best that's all i had to say on that yeah he has some great insight to offer on that yeah akroyd's a good good comedian you should save that kind of material for your

burner account yeah wow i'm gonna make i'm just going to make a Dylan burner account. Please don't. I think somebody did. It's sorority lover 69. Yeah. They're still commenting on stuff like they have not. Yeah. They're taking that way too far.

I'm just going to get Dylan shivery burner. He's actually posting like making actual posts. They're just ripping from my account. I think. I like that. I don't. You know what else I like? Rowback.

Dave's wearing a rowback pullover right now. We're in QZC. How many do you have? I feel like you've had a different one on every day I've seen you. I have every one I've ever made.

Yeah? Dude, I'm jealous. Wait, I think he's doubling up on rowback. That's a rowback shirt underneath it. It is. I'm going to go to the gym later.

Are you serious? No one's doubling up on the rowback. Dude, you're fully moisture wicking and optimized right now. Yeah. Dude, moisture doesn't stand a chance against you right now. No. No.

Not a chance. It's just getting wicked. No, moisture is just bitching about me on a burner account right now. Yeah. God, I just can't get to Dave, man. Dude, ever since this Rowe back shit showed up, I'm just getting wicked like a motherfucker. This dude just does not sweat. They've got it all.

They've got polos, quarter zips, hats, performance tees. And honestly, something we never talk about that they have, that I don't even have one, Dylan has one, I'm very jealous, is one of their long sleeve polos. Are you kidding me? Yes. I'm actually going to play golf in it on Sunday with my brother-in-law. Thanks for the invite, man.

With my brother-in-law. Thanks for the invite. It's not even time for this weekend of fun. Are you signing emails today just saying, like, hey, enjoy the weekend? Have a good weekend. Yeah. As always, you can get 20% off at rollback.com using code Randy20. Also, keep an eye out.

That's cryptic. Keep an eye out. That's cryptic. Keep an eye out. Rollback.com. Hell yeah. Hey, have you guys seen this rage yoga? No. I think I need to click this little link that you provided. If you put rage and yoga in a headline, I'm clicking it every single time. It's not what I thought it was. It wasn't Rage Against the Machine.

It wasn't Zach De La Roca teaching. Zach De La Yoga? Zach De La Yoga has legs. Well, this headline says, Rage Yoga Class Includes Cursing and Alcohol. Yeah. You're just doing downward facing dog to killing in the name of i mean i'm trying to think of like you're like hey the instructor's

like why aren't you why aren't you participating and you're just like fuck you i won't do what you tell me that's a joke for the rage fans i don't know if cursing belongs in the yoga studio. Well, I'm not the one who thought up Rage Yoga. I feel like you're just forcing it at that point. Like, oh, fuck yeah, downward dog. Like, what do you do? Like, what's the point? I don't know.

Alcohol too, huh? That doesn't seem like a good idea to do alcohol or yoga. Or yoga-ing. Right? Because you're there... Yeah. Can you say yoga-ing? Is that like saying golfing?

I'm not sure. Just asking? I'm not sure. Just ask Chad. I'm not sure. Do you want to hear what this is all about? Yes. So this is a story out of Kansas City, Missouri. It says, Rage yoga is, quote,

yoga with an attitude, basically, from instructor Amanda Kaufman. You got to think Amanda Kaufman's a badass, right? Hell yeah. She's got tats, for sure. Like aggressive ones. This is so douchey. Look her up. basically, from instructor Amanda Kaufman. You got to think Amanda Kaufman's a badass, right? Hell yeah. She's got tats, for sure. Like, aggressive ones. This is so douchey.

Kaufman strolled into the back room at Cinderblock Brewery Monday night with a beer in one hand and a yoga mat in the other. She was there to teach the first ever rage yoga class in Kansas City. She said, you have dim lights, you have soft music. This is normal yoga classes. This? No, it's the complete opposite. I don't...

This started in Canada, which I feel like Canada is like the last place I would think this started because I feel like they're all pretty even keel and pretty chill. I feel like they do like drinking a lot of beers. She said the technique is different. Instead of calming your mind,

you're bringing everything out instead. Instead of just trying to push it out quietly, you're going to push it out and it's going to be loud. Monday night's class participants each got a beer and they drank throughout their time on the mat and traditional hand motions and positions were replaced with gestures and sounds. You'd more likely see at a rock concert. Dave, you're the yoga guy. Yeah, this sucks. This is so, this is so crazy. I, i i i don't even want to like watch any video on this it's just this has given me the just cringe it says we'll be listening to loud explicit music we'll be cussing using profanity yelling screaming letting all the negative energy

out tonight that's just screams daughtry like that's what they're playing they're not playing actual like good explicit music they're playing like essentially the creed performance from the cowboys halftime show yeah yeah i i don't know i this is so stupid just don't it's not Yeah, it's not yoga. It's just a social gathering. Isn't the entire point of yoga to do the opposite of what you're doing there? That's why I would go to yoga. To not drink. Yeah. To not drink and be angry.

To feel good about myself when I leave. Yeah. I think there is therapy to letting out your anger and stuff. But yoga is not the time for that. That's not yoga. The branding. I have an issue with the branding. Like go hit a punching bag if you want to do that.

Yeah. Come by my garage. Yeah. Stop by Club Dave and go at the bag for 20 minutes. Did Enzo have. Did he come with his gloves yesterday or what? Yeah, no, I taped his hands up. There's a little pause.

Bill would really like that one. Yeah. At the end of the class, instead of saying namaste, they're just like, suck this D. Is it namaste or namaste? I don't know.

All I know is I mouth it and I don't actually say it i'm one of those people your mouth you mouth everything don't you you know i'm saying if you're wearing like a dude are you in the perv chair today or what i don't know yeah you're gross i hate i just hate those shirts i say like namaste right here it's like shut the fuck up is that that's on a shirt that stinks oh you've never seen that no namaste with you i'm sorry namaste no that's not that has no legs from me from my heart to yours i saw a girl the other day i was walking i was on south congress and this girl was wearing a shirt that said like laugh love live huh and i was like those girls are cool but she wasn't making it like usually that's not the order it's not the

order and i was like i was like did is this copy is there a copyright on this like is she putting like is she making some kind of joke that's not funny like what's going on with this i think it has to be copyrighted or something. Yeah, no, it is. Is it? Who owns it? I don't know. Not us. I wish it was us.

Yeah, Ellen DeGeneres just, like, copyrighted that. Yeah. Should we copyright Gardner Snake, Dave? I feel like we need a copyright under our umbrella right now. I mean, of all the things we should copyright, I don't know if Gardner Snake Dave is on the top of the list. Dude, don't wear your hat like that.

They're still available for purchase at washmedia.com slash store. You got to think those are flying all the shelves still. Yeah, they're doing numbies for sure. Oh, speaking of doing numbies, major shout out to Brett for doing numbies this weekend on the gram.

On the gram? I don't think he's ever even sniffed the amount of likes that we got him this weekend. The backers have really embraced Brett, which I'm very thankful for. He's big game Brett. Oh, yeah.

Is that his name? He's always saying like call me that if you guys want to go gas up brett's post quadrupled his regular numbers in this post yeah it's nuts yeah if you guys want to go gas up his uh post it's uh at sh merriman which is merriman yeah what was that merriman was a nickname for him a long time ago he said oh okay yeah i've always wondered why like it was sh when i see brett when i see sh and then merriman it makes you think of sean merriman oh man no one likes doing the lights out sean merriman uh celebration more than dylan we were doing it at dinner the other night you were loving

it i was losing my shit you were loving it it is fun to do no the tweet that i sent out with just that gif did not do numbers. I can confirm. It had no context. People didn't know what was going on. Yeah. It was having a tough run that, that night.

It's okay. I don't know. Do we have any, like, we don't have, like, we don't have bread here to break news for us at the end of the day. That's disappointing.

It's okay. Do you guys want to, we are coming in hot with spooky season tomorrow. I've got a trending topic are you gonna say the bob dylan one i was gonna say bono did you see the bob dylan one no is he alive uh yeah people were like if you click on his name it's just a bunch of people denzel gifs it's a bunch of yes it's a bunch of people like saying that i love that but people are mad because uh um rolling stone magazine listed the top 100 singers of all time.

And they put him in front of a bunch of people that he probably didn't need to be in front of. Yeah, I would put him more as a songwriter. Yeah. Singer. Do you know who number one was? You got to think it's Kamiya Cabello. Is she the one that sings Meet Me in the Middle? Yeah, that's her.

No, it's Selena Gomez. Okay. Grand Prairie Zone. What's up? Number one. And I don't think we can deny this. Is it a lady? Okay, can I guess?

It's a lady. It's a lady. Celine Dion. No, I wonder where Selena's on this list. Let's see. It's not her. It's not her. Patsy Cline?

No. I'm not going to guess it. I'm sorry feel like you would if you if you thought about it for a while aretha franklin okay one of the most iconic voices number two is ray charles number three elvis presley number four sam cook five john lennon six marvine seven Bob Dylan seven give me the give me the rest of the top 10 you go Otis Redding Stevie Wonder James Brown Paul McCartney Little Richard Roy Orbison Al Green all these people I would put above him hell yeah they put it they put they put Freddie Mercury below him that Queen movie sucked so yeah but you can't let that you can't let that get in the way of their catalog. The movie did not suck. It was so canned and lame.

It was good. Hey guys, it's me, the late singer of Queen. This is how I talk. Yeah, nothing's natural because my teeth are too big for my face. Yeah, see? Everybody thinks I'm awesome in this role, but I'm really not.

What's that guy's name Remy something I shouldn't talk he's more talented than we are Remy Malek he's got a pod too I'm sure it's fire but it sucks should we just get out of here I had a good time

spooky season tomorrow Wednesday normal shit I gotta tell you I've been looking at the Yeah, I had a good time. Spooky season tomorrow. Wednesday. Normal shit. I got to tell you, I've been looking at the run sheet and I've been putting together this episode for tomorrow and I think it has a chance to be the spookiest episode we've done. Holy shit. You can't say that if you don't mean it.

I might not be able to make it in there. I can't handle much more. I'm part of this deal. I can't handle much more, Dan. I need you in there. All right, let's do it. That's exciting. We getting out of here?

Yeah. We'll see you guys later. Bye. Bye. Bye. you