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Episode Date: June 10, 2026

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All right all ranchos All right, we're back Circling back podcast. Hello. How are you? I'm good, thank you. My name is David. It's going to be a great shell.

The keys on our song there reminds me something funny, my son asked me. He asked me what the, he's like, there's white keys on a piano. What do the black keys do? And I told him, I don't know. I said they also make a note, a sound.

So I don't really know what the, is it sharps? Yeah. Okay. Now you know. What does that mean in like layman's terms? Be sharp. Tom Lehman has no, I do with this. Is it a different, what's different about the sound?

And it's sharp. It's not sharks. That's what I'm trying to say. Greg Norman's not involved. It sounds slightly different. Like that's a higher pitch. What I'm learning is that you also don't know. I mean, what's it?

What's the difference between an A and a B? They sound different. I know, but like, what's it between an A and an A sharp? You know what I mean? Did you take piano? I'm not, I mean, I took keyboarding. Yeah, kind of piano. But, like, yeah, I don't know music theory.

I don't know why they name an A and A and A sharp and A sharp. I think I'm just asking the wrong people. Obviously, because I didn't know what to tell my son. Well, how do I tell my kid that? Tickle the ivory. I love a piano, man. You love a piano, comma man or a piano man? Both.

Okay. Yeah. Sing us a song. We heard that in the pub yesterday. We were in the pub. Oh, yeah. Pub life. Daddy got into one yesterday.

No, you didn't. Dude, I had more beers than you had. You did, but you weren't into one. I got into one. No. You came here and recorded a pod right after. I heard you. You sounded normal.

Whatever. You drank like two and a half Guinness. Yeah, and you had like half of a Guinness. And only because Brett made me chug it. so they could get a new one. I'm different. He's like, you're the guy who chugs. You're washed media chugs, aren't you?

Something was telling me to drink that Guinness in front of me. Dude, I don't know what it was. I don't know what it is. It's the weirdest thing. Producing today, a guy you've already heard from. You're new here. You're like, who's back there producing that there, pod? Who's the guy that put this video and audio together?

It sounds pretty good. Who's back there on the keys? It's Randall Trebaki. Hi, Dave. I'm trying to look into this. It pretty much it just seems like the original notes, there were seven of them, and they just didn't. They just created them because there's 12 notes in an octave, just because they've been

rewriting centuries of sheet music if they didn't do it that way. So they just made the other stuff. You know what the seven notes are? They did this. You'll know this because you watched the real world back in they, Ba-ba-bo-de-da-bo-bo-dee. Come on be my baby tonight. Right.

That's the seven. I thought it was like the Doe Ray Me thing. I don't fucking know. Do a deer. A female deer. That's something completely different. Ray. A drop off golden sun.

The guy completely ruining the show is Dylan Shivery. Yeah, I'm not doing great so far. Look, things can get better. I got to tell you, dude. You're going to have to take that button down a little bit. You look too buttoned up with that. That's a poncho. You're supposed to look like you've been out in like tending to the fence.

That sound you hear is a little. pearl snap. That's not. I mean, ponchos always look good, but man, what you're doing right now is an affront to poncho and all outdoorsmen. True story. I've had this poncho for like, for like 10 years. There we go. Now you loosened up. I don't want a lot. I want to show too much chest. That's not too much chess. Nice thing I like about poncho shirts is that they lay flat on Dylan's sternum and not just peeking out showing his chest hair. True. True. That is what

Randy likes about him. Yeah. Put that in the ad read, Pantra. Dude, I got, I gotta get, we gotta, I gotta be out of here at, like, hard out at 60 minutes. I'm catching a flight. I gotta go, I'm going to the game tonight. What game? Spurs. Hey, speaking of Spurs.

Nix. I'm wearing my, uh, I'm not a Spurs fan, but I'm going with a buddy of mine. And we both are going to do this thing where we wear like Spurs jerseys. And like Spurs, like all spurs everything. And we're going to go like before and after the game, we're going to go walk around. And just like, you know, not like be antagonistic, but just walk around and really experience like the city. Good luck.

Because I love New York City. Good luck. So I'm just going to go and like, hopefully it goes our way. And we're going to just go, walk around and just hopefully get to mingle with some crowds with some younger kids. Not much makes me lose faith in humanity more so than what we're witnessing in New York City right now. What is it? It is truly pathetic human behavior.

You're talking about the wimby getting away? with clear, egregious, flagrant fouls on my boy Brunson? No, no. I'm talking about Spurs fans. Wembe is kind of a dick. Spurs fans just being assaulted on the streets of New York for simply wearing spurs gear. You're saying I shouldn't go? I was saying you can go, but I wouldn't wear a spurs shit around.

It's ugly out there in them streets. Did you see the older guy they got? And they're calling them onk too. And I'm like, man, leave them. Call them, but don't assault him. Yeah. You know? Hey, by the way.

that shirt that was all jacked up. I unbuttoned it and washed it. Guess what? Same thing? No difference. So you can tell Alyssa that I said, thanks for the advice. But it didn't work.

Here's the thing. I never iron clothes. What I do is I just put some water on it and I go like this and it irons them all out. Are you making fun of me? Yes. Yeah. But what I do do when that happens. Do do do do.

I just do spray down that and just stretch it out. Yeah, that's a good trick. You still, that's a different material. But with a short sleeve button down, like a cotton one or whatever, you should definitely unbutton it before you wash it and dry it. It's a thing I didn't know about. Yeah. I probably will do that moving forward.

Okay. Well, good. I seen a steam that bugger. It's a good shirt. Do you think like Wimby is an asshole? Yeah. But don't you want your alpha to be kind of an asshole? You know, I was in a group chat with a friend of the show, Landry,

and we were just doing our Remember Wins. And we're talking about like how fun would it be of Luca was in this series at Madison Square Garden, doing his shit, like talking his shit. because I feel like people outside of Dallas, ball noers know, but that dude, go back and watch when they played Phoenix in Phoenix, game seven, and when Luca just absolutely snatched their soul and just watch him, just red-faced, talking shit to the crowd, just, it's the best. It's the most fun. And God, he was ours, and it makes me sad.

But Wembe, Wembees doesn't talk a lot of shit like that. Wimby's just kind of like, you got to watch him. Like, he'll do some dirty shit. He'll do some dirty shit. He will. He will. I don't know how that wasn't called, by the way, on Brunson. I don't either.

It was egregious. It was egregious. And I like Jalen Brunson a lot. He's a good ball player. He's a good dude. Don't foul him, though. His daddy will get up. Yeah, I didn't know his dad was an assistant coach until this series.

Yeah, they hired him while Jalen was still on the Mavs. and just and you know the writing was on the wall he's where maves are going to lose him to new york was he really botched that um so he was on the teams with luka he was second fiddle oftentimes third fiddle

to luka um luka got hurt right before the playoffs uh the year they made the western conference finals for the first time and it was against utah and Brunson had like a coming out party. Like it was like, Luca missed like the first three games.

And Brunson like, I brought him, I don't know, I think the Mazz were up to one when Luca came back. But it was all Brunson. Brunson was like a big, you know, that's where he kind of proved he could be a guy.

So yeah, I mean, there were times where he was. Mavs bought that entire negotiation. Also, you know, it's one thing if you're not, you don't want the guy to be on the team going forward. It's another thing if you just let him walk,

in free agency and not, you know, don't sign them before or don't trade them for something. They got nothing of value for them. They just let them go. Yeah, good stuff. Good for an office. Thanks, Mark. It worked, dude. What else? Ma'am, the theme week emails are rolling in. Good. Some of them are like, some of them, I knew they were going to be like this because it just, it just makes me think, like, how weird of a dynamic it is for 18-year-olds to go live together and be on their own for the first time and how people just don't know how to act. Don't know how to survive on their own. No, it's like people don't have the skills.

And it's not all their fault. It's very, some of it's kind of sad. But what do you got, Randall? Thinking, thinking about Patreon. Me too. Are we locked in for next week? Coal call. A little cold call.

We're going to run cold call back because I'll be out and we have five Tuesdays this week, folks. So, uh, certainly back on. touching base will be next Tuesday, but this upcoming Tuesday this week. It's way too many Tuesdays in one week. It's a big week. It's Tuesday week. The month ends on a Tuesday. So we'll have, we'll have that last one be roommate week.

The one before that is circling back on touching base. And then next week will be cold call. Again, two cold calls this, uh, this month. So go ahead and fill out that form. Yeah. I'll post it. Um, cold call, the last cold call last week's was such a bang. I was like, let's just run it back.

We're going to have a substitute producer who is not part of the Washingtonia universe at this point. No, you used to work with Dan, though. Used to work with Dan. I have met him in the past. It's not Georgio. Ryan. Ryan is his name. Ryan's his name.

We'll get more into that on tomorrow's episode, I guess. But yeah, start filling out that cold call form. Yeah. What else? Other stuff. Let's just shout out our sponsor. I mean, did you want to talk about a little hotline number? Right off.

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I don't think I can repeat it. I thought, I think you, you, I believe you call him a bitch in some sort. He was insulting. I called him a bitch, yeah. Feels good, though. We technically have two Q hotlines right now. Yeah, the other company, they don't really respond right away when you say, oh, someone can't cancel homes.

And that's a company does stink, man. I've been mad on the phone with customer service a lot lately, Riobe, somebody else. Theirs was more frustrating just because it was like, I was having a conversation with somebody who just, it was not clocking. It was the definition of not clocking to them. They're like, so what do you need this for?

I'm like, all we need is the voicemails to not cut off after like 10 seconds. and they were like, well, with your service, you get this, this, and this. It's like they didn't know how to deviate from their script. Yeah. Very sad. You're not being helpful. I'll tell you what, it is helpful. You know what?

No, I don't want to do that segment first. I want to start out because I'm actually mad right now. I'm mad too. This pissed me off. Our friends up in Iswich, Ipswich. Ipswich? Ipswich. Ipswich.

The Ipswich, boys. La Crosse, yeah, the lacrosse team from Ipswich. high school in Mass. Is it Boston area? Yeah. Yeah, it is. The boys have a lacrosse playoff game coming up.

I think they're making a deep, yeah, they're semifinals. Simifinals. This is a good squad. Yeah. The crack and stick out there. Is that what they say? No.

Crank and stick, I think is what they call it. Again, it's a high school team. Right. They graduated from high school. Cracket stick out there. Is that what? I don't know. Cracking skulls, kid.

There's got to be like a fun thing. they say. Lacrosse culture is so, I didn't, you're going to be shocked to learn I didn't play lacrosse in high school and I also was not, it was not offered at my high school. We had a lacrosse team at Anderson, shout out the Trojans. You know, got your shit rocked by Westlake, didn't you? I don't know because like it was just, it was for dorks. Like we made fun of the lacrosse kids.

Really? Yeah. Yeah, we did. It wasn't big, man. You're going to hear about that one, I can tell. I'm not saying that I did. I'm saying we, we did. That typically involves you.

It wasn't the cool kids, man. The cool kids were playing baseball and football. Maybe in Anderson, yeah. But. We were a baseball school. Shouts. It's a physical sport. Anyway, the lads graduated from high school, and while wearing their gowns, they went

and posed for a picture with cigars in their mouths. I don't know if they made that noise. It's probably more like, ah, fucking, ah, no, my. We're talking cigars. We're not talking, you know, marijuana here. Cigars, and it's up in the air whether it was actually tobacco or not, but that'll come into play here shortly. Well, the parents said that they're fake cigars. I think that's bullshit. Either way, it doesn't matter. They said they proved it, but it doesn't matter. Also, assuming that, you know, you've got to assume they're 18 years old since they're graduating from high school, which, of course, makes it legal. I know it might still be against school.

He could be 17 when you graduate. See illegal. Trump made it illegal back in, like, his first term. You have to be 21 for tobacco. tobacco use now. Is that a real thing? Oh, yeah. Really? Yeah. I think it back in 2017. I mean, it hasn't really affected us so you don't know. You told me a 20 year old can't go by just a pack of. Nope. Marlboro lights right now. No, sir. I didn't know that. I mean, but this was, and that was back in 27. So this is recent, but it's called tobacco 21. It makes it illegal. For retailers to sell products to anyone under 21, no exceptions. I stand correct. What was that 20, was it 2017?

know to admit when I'm wrong and right now I'm wrong. It's really hard to say. Anyway, but this was a policy I know even when was legal and I was 18 that like I, uh, Indiana high school association like you couldn't do tobacco. I know this for a reason because one of, uh, the baseball coaches almost tried getting one of our track guys kicked off the team because he saw him smoking a cigarette at like a park. He was narcan on his ass. He was he was marking, narc on him, confronted in the locker room and then like our guy got. mad was about to go scorch earth and he's like well i party with all your like your players and i clearly have many picture of us drinking and all of you there's a bunch of dip in your guys's dug out

apparently when the baseball coach told our coaches uh they just left him out of the locker room like you're not gonna like report our high our high school coaches they just turned the other way we had we had guys who dipped during baseball all the time yeah i had friends who dipped in uh i'm not gonna say the coach's name with a coach in his truck like after practice in like eighth, ninth grade, which is insane. Well, what if I told you the Ipswich boys have been suspended and they're forced to forfeit their semifinal playoff game? I mean, it's bullshit.

I'm flipping pissed off. This is unbelievable. This is a poor, I mean, come on. I mean, make them pick up trash around campus or something, you know, punish them a different way. Don't make them forfeit their game. Don't punish them at all. This is so dumb. It's a photo that's a photo.

It's a photo. I probably took most, a lot of kids take after graduation. And they're clearly not even on campus. They're like at, they're at the beach. Speaking of graduation, this is an aside, but there's a tie-in. Get ready for that bell. Decorian Moore. There's an article coming out.

It may already be out on, like, Wall Street Journal talking about money. Kids are spending on prom these days. I think it alleges that he spent 80K on prom at Duncanville. This is after clearly he got his bag from Oregon. I don't, I doubt it. But I was just thinking how far 80K would have gone on my problem. Yeah. A long way.

It's helicopter money. I mean, I think I get it. It's like a policy and like it's supposed to be the athlete is suspended regardless. That being said is still bullshit policy. Don't picture, though. Here's the thing. It was not the governing body that suspended them. It was their own school.

So their own school suspended them. And then they had to forfeit the game because they didn't have enough players. And then even though the parents went out of their way, they went to the cigar shop and they said, no, we can prove that these weren't actually tobacco. These were actually filled with like chamomile, which I guess you can get tobacco fake cigars, basically. I don't know. Who knows if they're just scrambling to safe face, but like, whatever. That stinks. They shouldn't have had to go through that.

Like, dude, just get over yourself, the life lesson. It also doesn't look like a single one of these are lit. Fair? Yeah, they probably are. Don't light it. It's for the look. They just bite it. I mean, yeah, this is... I don't know what rest. It's a lyric. Will Smith.

And you're telling me that these guys can get fake cigars, not light them, get kicked out and suspend their game, but someone that's betting on college football games can maybe play? Wow. It's back to Soresby. This is so stupid. Folks, we've got the president of the United States in the Oval Office with cigars doing different things with them. If this is my kid, I'm up in arms. You remember what he did with that cigar? Yeah. What did he do, Dylan?

He put it inside of a woman and then put it in his mouth. That's what he did. Like they were both smoking it? I was keeping it as PG as I didn't expect you to say it. Like inside her mouth? No. You ever seen scent of a woman? Hoa!

Pacino? Yes. It's a good movie. A little bit over the top. but whoa who why that just reminds me that scene from neighbors

where they're all just whoa I like I like the part where he's like Al Pacino's like I can smell that woman is that the great ass

who ah no that's heat you probably missed that part because you fell asleep well I just knew that was Pacino yeah anyway this is

I feel bad for these Ipswich boys man hip switch if you guys they're gonna take state If any of these boys want to reach out, we'll send him a washed hat. Yeah, we will. I will, yeah. Whatever, man.

I'm pissed off about this. That sucks, man. Do you know how much worse, like, high school kids' behavior gets than just putting a fucking cigar in their mouth? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I do, actually. Yeah, this is so stupid. They tried to kick me off the golf team right before senior year, which would have been fine.

I'd already melded in. I accepted that wasn't going to play golf at a higher level. Because you stunk or what? No, because we were a group of senior. probably like 35, 40 deep, shoe polish. You know, went out the night before the first day of school and we're shoe polishing cars. It's like a thing all the seniors did. Somebody shoe polished a word on a girl's car.

Not a word, I would say, but it wasn't. It was not me. I'm not going to say who it was. I know it was. If somebody wasn't even in like our particular friend group, but just lashed on with the giant group of seniors. And next thing you know, I'm getting called into the vice principal's office. my, with my parents. And I'll tell you this,

you don't want to be on the opposite side of the table with Marianne. What were you, what were you putting on people's cars? Were you writing anything? I probably drew a schlong. Uh-huh. I don't know. No, I really don't know.

I really don't. That's the whole first season of American Vandal. It was not cool. But I'll tell you what. When we walked out of that office, People were like, what went on in there? My mom went up. People have it.

I'll tell you what we did for our senior year, like, prank. It was the dumbest thing ever. We went and gathered a bunch of like construction cones, which, you know, you probably shouldn't do. And we just set them on top of cars in the parking lot. Yeah. And we got in a lot of trouble for that. I almost didn't get to walk for graduation. But my punishment was I had.

Were you going to have to run across this day? My punishment was we had to go to the principal's office and we had to the diplomas, we had to like wrapped them and like tie the ribbon around them for like all the graduating seniors. And that was, it was pretty mild punishment. So all those people had to walk out to the cars and take those cones off?

Yeah. That's not cool. Actually, you know what? One of the cars they got coned. Yeah. Coning cars was Claude Mathis. Oh. And he wasn't happy.

He had a, I think he had a white BMW. Yeah. Three series. And he wasn't happy about it. He was like, you guys are going to fuck up the pain on my car. Like, Coach, your car's fine, dude. And it was. His car was fine.

But he would, he was. You think he would remember that? Probably. We could probably get him all. I wonder if he remembers breaking up my fist fight in the locker room. Be funny if you did. I guess. I don't know.

That's a pretty, as far as pranks go, that's extremely tame. other than the theft of city property, which isn't, I mean, come on. Actually, my boy dined me out for it, too. Who? Don't say for him. No, no, no, no. But he was, he was part of it. Was it Mikey?

No. It was, uh. I could see Mikey doing some shit. It was, it was David. Uh, not you. Why do you like that? He got in trouble for it and like you got to, like, who your boys did it. He chose one name and it was mine.

Like, dude. One name. Yeah. Dimeed out. I remember one track practice, like one of our assistant coaches always had his keys on a carabiner on his belt loop. And it somehow one of the, one of the, I guess athletes, track athletes, was they got it off his belt loop without him knowing. It went to the parking lot and moved his truck into a different spot. And they all just like watched him like come out and be like not know where his car was.

That's just fun. That's a funny prank. It's funny. My sister had a Jeep wrangler and it was a stick. shift and the top was off of it most of the time and they would just, all you get to do is just don't neutral and you can move the car wherever you wanted and they would just move it to other side of the parking lot all the time. It was pretty funny. Harmless fun. There was a kid, a guy I graduated with who had a very small, like, I think it was a Dotson, tiny little car.

They picked it up. We, well, I was part of a group of like eight dudes. I was, I probably did a lot of the heavy lifting and we would just move it. A Dotson. Yeah. I'm pretty sure it was like, you can't as a man you can't drive a car the other men can lift i mean legit like all it took was like a tackle a center me a golfer starting nose tackle dave yeah starting nose tackle free safety and like a couple other random dudes to move it so yeah um yeah this sucks man bummer but have low key low key frat yeah have fun in college or whatever you do afterwards boys It's a shitty way to leave high school Bids across the board, right?

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Like a church thing There's kids from the affluent schools That would bring their stuff I was like Oh cool we don't have that It's such a North East sport Yeah Yeah

Yeah I try to think about all the Like we didn't have men's volleyball too But Illinois did We definitely did We definitely did not have that your high school didn't but other ones around did yeah like Illinois did like I and also I think

will have like an official ski team I don't know if I don't think it was like a club but like they did I've heard yeah our hockey team wasn't actually a sport I think it was a club sport club sport will ski team was bad ass I think lacrosse was a club sport at my school actually now that I think about it interesting interesting man you know these guys should go make a website about it and utilize Squarespace. Of course, Squarespace is the all-in-one website platform designed to help you stand out and succeed online. Whether you're just starting out or scaling your business, Squarespace gives you everything you need to claim your domain, showcase your offering to the professional website, grow your brand and get paid all in one place.

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That's Squarespace. It would be a really fun time to be in Vegas right now. Tell me why. not only your knights who took that out last night great game another great game this is i hope people are watching i miss most of it because uh parks out of baseball game i cut the it's been it's been great puck good comeback for the nights but it's really exciting time because of the head coach of the the the vagus raiders yeah i don't like to yeah he's just a guy that i you know we i'm in a group chat We're big fans of them.

Just talk to him often. We're big fans of his. He's a huge fan of me. Yeah. He's a huge fan of me too when I met him at the wedding. Yeah. Yeah. He was like, man, you've got good vibes, dude.

He's like, you do a pod with this guy? I was like, yeah, dude. He's like, how? Right. He's like, this guy's like talking to a wall. I don't think he said that, dude. He said, this guy put a cone on my car. Anyway, our friends, the athletics, which is the official,

the official secondary team of washed media? Yes. Yes, of course. Friend of the show, Brent Roker. Our boy. Who did not play yesterday, he's just getting some rest. So the A's are,

they're going to relocate to Vegas, right? I think they're in, 2028 is the first year in the new stadium. So they're playing their games in Sacramento. We've talked about that. But they're doing a six-game homestand at the Aviators, the Vegas Aviators,

the AAA affiliate. I believe it's AAA. In Las Vegas, it's like a 9,000 capacity stadium. And they're doing a six-game homestand, and they played last night. And box scores kind of fun. 34 hits, 11 homers, 29 runs scored. 15-4 bad guys, brew crew, good brew crew team, by the way. Imagine how many homers that would have been in this game of Rooker had played?

Like three more probably. He's probably champing at the bit to get out there and just start pissing on them. Yeah. But I did like this note. Ceremonial first pitches from DJ Polly D. And Nick Carter of Backstreet Boys fame. And player introductions from Bruce Buffer. Even a military flyover.

So they, this is all at a minor league ballpark, which is if you were there, if you have a chance, if you're in Vegas on business and you need something to do, go watch this if you can get in. You're not going to sick you got five more games to do this It's gonna be sick No salt bay Nah Now have David Copperfield out there Like throwing a fake pitch or something

Sick Fried and Roy Well one of them died They might have both died Well I'm got attacked by the tiger Okay And I think copperfield might have got cancer Well what about Puff the Magic Dragon Or Piff the magid dragon

He's the big one Oh he's out there in his little dragon costume Piff? You don't know this guy? Don't know what you're talking about. He has a... Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, he's like a British dude

and just dressed like a dragon and he just does like, like, dry comedy, a magician. I think he was on like America's Got Talent or something like that. You can't get the Blue Man group out there? Oh, yeah. Huh?

This buzzer blue. There's some... Bad English accent. Yeah, you never... I would go to this, man. Never seen this guy before, Dorn? I've never seen this guy, dude. Okay.

That's not what I was thinking. This guy. That's some randy shit. Yeah, this is some randy shit. I don't know this dude. I think he has a residency in there. This guy? Yeah.

What does he do? He's a magician. He's like a stand-up magician. Oh, dude. We did Rhodes wrong last night. So we play cards. We play Uno. We were playing war.

And afterwards, Alyssa is like, all right, time to go get our jammies on, go brush teeth. And I was like, hey, Rhodes, pick a card. I'm going to, I was like, pick a card. And I was like, pick a card. So I was trying to get him to like pick the one I had put out and looked at.

He picked it up and Alyssa was behind him. And he's like, okay. I was like, all right, I'm going to guess which card is. And she was behind him telling me. We did this for like five cards. He takes his dad's magic now. He was getting so mad. Dude, that's fucking sorry.

Yeah. Come on. That's sorry. He's got to hide that card though. I go, I told you I was magic. I got, I'm a wizard. He goes, when did you tell me that? What did you ever tell me that?

I don't know. I'm probably some shit I would say. Well, I'm going to tell, next time I see him, I'm gonna tell him the trick. Chris Angel. Why didn't they just mind-frey? The mind-free. Dude, what if Rook, like, before his, like, a bat has salt bay, like,

sprinkle a little salt on it? Yeah. He goes out there and just goes oppo with it. That exit veal is up. I've been tracking his exit velo. Dude, that should be there, you know, instead of shoelies or fucking scuba, they should do this every time they get a hit. Look back at the dugout and they're all doing that.

That'd be kind of sick. Or why don't they just roll some dice? Why don't you try out for the team and do it? Because it's not as fun. I'm not going to try out for the A's. I'm 42 haven't played since in 24 years. I'd be mixing up cocktails. That would be my thing.

You're mixing cocktails? That's not Vegas? Oh, yeah, they don't mix cocktails in Vegas. Well, they mix cocktails in every city. No, not like in Vegas, baby. Dude, give me salt bay. No, I think Rooker goes around the bases and just hits a crap dice shoot right before he goes on home. play it you can't do it you can't celebrate before yeah i don't know if you can you can't do it from

second base after a stand-up double i think i need to bring back the claw on the antlers is a ranger thing that's so outdated drop the claw on that was on some lame shit you think you've no that was on some lame shit no are you kidding dude the this shit has gotten so much better dude you are such a boner you need to see shoulders you haven't seen shoulders No, we literally watched it. You haven't seen it in action yet. Yeah. I'm flipping bat rolling dice.

That's all I'm saying. You're not getting a hit, though. Yes, I am. Show us your dice roll. Dude, I would hit you out of the park. Do a dice roll. I put one in your fucking ribcage. You ready?

You ready? Swing. Oh, there it goes. Boom. Like, where are you doing this? Right after, right after? Right after I hit it. I'm doing it after.

I'm saving it until I'm round and third. All right. Here's me. I'm kind of doing it. into home plate. I'm hitting and then as soon as I hit first base, I'm doing salt bay all the way around until I hit home plate. That's going to look so stupid.

Running like this. That's like the people who run with the limp arms or this, the T-Rex arms. You've seen it. Who does that? There's ladies in the neighborhood. This is how they run. Yeah, they do. What if I just did a little jackpot, you know?

It's an ick. You take the baseball bat and you just. That's pretty good. There's a lot of fun shit you can do if you're a, if you're a valetful. Vegas team. What else? Another thing they could do after they hit a home run is on their way to first or when they're round on the bases, pull out a phone and call and purchase a Firehouse Subs franchise.

Oh, yeah. How do you illustrate a double down with hand gestures? No, they could just do it to hit me. That's going to be hard to figure out, I think. Maybe on an all-in. the third base coach when he when he's like trying to you know he's like don't run he just does like a you know it's like where you do the dealer you're like i'll stay i'll stay you can't you can't do a stay celebration why not i'm good here i'm gonna say i'm gonna say we're showing seven we're good here

what's the book say stay i guess you could just make it rain no one's done that anymore that's some strip clip shit dude yeah you're fucking get out of it maybe maybe maybe Maybe you're popping bottles. Okay. What? What was that one? You're in the club. It's a family.

It's a family game. You're like Mr. Purity baseball, man. We're trying to introduce gambling and bottle popping. I mean, you're in Vegas. You've got to lean into it. Whatever, dude. I wish, honestly,

it would be really fun to go to a game in that little park. Yeah. This is not, to be clear, this is not the big, the ballpark they're going to be in. They're building another one What's the pyramid?

Which? Luxor. They're over by that. Yeah. I was doing some. I was looking at a little bit of the renderings. Same. Looks dope.

It's going to be dope. It's going to be dope. It's going to be dope. Especially when Rooks, just taking one 480 out of that thing. Fuck, that's, I really get a hold of it. That's our dog. Exit Velo's up. So the Vegas has some loud outs.

Three professional teams now, right? Baseball hockey football? I think they had WMBA. If you count women's sports, I mean, I do. I do. Okay. I wouldn't even ask that question because I just assumed that everybody does. But okay.

He didn't count them, so. Interesting. Well, I'm not the sports guy. So that's why I asked the question in the general. I'm going to have to just take away one ally point from you, Haas. Yeah. For me? Yeah, I think so.

Do they have a basketball team that's a male basketball team? I didn't know that they had either. No, they don't. See? A male basketball team. Mm-hmm. Do they have a soccer team? They might.

Oh, no. I don't count soccer. Yeah, we learned yesterday We have no respect Dude, the MLS is like the seventh Best League in the world This is my impression of Dylan

Hearing we're getting a professional team In Austin And then this is when he learned soccer Yeah, he's exactly right Oh, soccer I still consider Austin to be A professional sportsless town The next games are fun

They just need to be good We need them to be good Only so many 1-0 games I can watch Well, I got news for you, buddy And that in footy, that's how it's gonna be a lot of times Kind of my point The guy, the baseball guy Got some nerve punk

Got some nerve punk Baseball is slow as well Baseball's so much more fun to watch I agree, but Banana balls is slow to watch Dude, since the pitch clock, it's not slow anymore He's trying to banana ball soccer Yeah

The pitch clock is one of the greatest things to happen to baseball Much more excited No, I think banana ball is one of the best things that happen to baseball. I'm canceling you. You can't just do that. Sorry. Even if you choose to cancel, Randy, we'll always have the memories of him on our aura frame. Yes, we will.

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Argentina played, I forgot. Another team. Another team. So Messi, Leonel Messi was in Auburn, Alabama. Scored. They played in the Auburn football stadium. The name of that stadium escapes me at the moment. I'm sorry for Auburn fans.

The dude was blown away. Yeah. You know how they have the eagle that flies around before football games? They brought the eagle in, and he was tweeting about the eagle being, like, flying around the stadium. Yeah. And he couldn't believe that this was the spectacle that he was a witness. and it was a lot of fun. Jordan Hare Stadium.

Jordan. Yes. And Iceland is who Argentina. Iceland. Thank you. Blown away by it. So yeah, I have, if you're watching, just going to go through his feet a little bit, but like starts off with him getting new shoes at Walmart and then just going road tripping.

It's kind of like cool to see him like experience America and just be dumbfounded. He stopped at a buckies later too. Yeah. It's a little slice of Americana. We're getting to that. So here's Auburn. the eagle. By the way, a beautiful sunset in Auburn, Auburn last night, and he was amazed at that as well.

He should go to a grocery store parking lot. That's where the best sunsets are. Yeah, so after the game, they went to Buckees. He and his boys went to Buckees, and he's, go to the Buckees tweet, Randy. I think my favorite thing is with the Auburn Stadium. He says, this is the most, the European mind can't comprehend this moment of my life. One of my friends said, punch me five times tomorrow, I still think this isn't real. So like the Europeans are like, okay, sometimes Americans are right about this European mind can't. This is a college stadium too. I mean, it's obviously like a very nice and big impressive place. But he's just, he can't, he can't believe it. Yeah, so he went to a Buckees

and he said, wow, this, what does he say? Dude, LMAO. This is a gas station. Yeah. cry emojis and they they got food from they i think they got barbecue sandwiches from the gas station or from buckies and they took it outside and they they plopped it down on they they they have big corn like deer corn deer corn just sat out there like stacks of it and they plop their food down on the deer corn and that's where they ate right outside the buck at one a m at one a m so a little slice of americana got a little looks like some banana pudding there too These dudes are going to gain like 10 pounds Go back home to Germany

It's amazing They're eating just pure slop the whole time they're here They had Taco Bell also yesterday I think You just know it's no crazy I got some beaver nuggets Looks like some just barbecue chop sandwiches Oh they're love in life So this has been heartwarming to watch

A lot of fun A lot of fun I hope people are embracing them are friends from across the pod Seems like they're having a great time Yeah, Argentina man That's a big fan base A very active fan base

We travel well They got messy man Where's their next game I know you probably don't know the answer to that I don't know the answer to that Okay When does the World Cup officially start I thought it was tomorrow

I think so yeah Okay I'm definitely, I got a lead-off video for out of office that I think people are going to enjoy. Ali, I know Will the Freeze will. Sounds like it's soccer related. Yeah. Somewhat. Shout out to our man's Freddie.

Which is at so people can follow him? At Freddie, LA, 7. Okay. You'll see the German flag there. Don't let that scare you. Yeah. It's a profile picture. Christianano

Ronaldo. Who's not German, by the way. He's just a big fan, I guess. He just pin-tweeted as when he got to see him. He's Portuguese, Dave. Good player. He surprised you to know that. Good player in his own, right?

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I did. Watch a little ball. Yeah. Like I mentioned, Parks is playing in an all-city tournament, which is basically his little league is playing against other little leagues around Austin. At a game, another game against Northwest last night.

Got the dub, 6'5. Parks had probably the roughest game he's had. And it, like, It destroyed me. So he struck out three times. Other kids were throwing gas.

Like, they were good, and he is just, he's his swing, he's behind everything. Struck out three times, which you don't want to see. Last time he struck out, he was walking back toward the dugout, put his head down, and just starts, like, smacking his helmet. Buddy. Took the bat, slamming it against the ground. His coaches come over to console him. He's slam it on the ground.

And I'm like, oh, fuck, this is not good. Luckily, they won because if they had lost, this would have been the last game. It was a double elimination tournament. It would have to sit with that all offseason until he gets back out there again in the fall. They won the game, so he's got one more tomorrow night. The worst part of it for me was that the coach, there was the last out of the inning, so they immediately had to go take the field.

And they had to have 11 kids, so, Two of them are on the bench. They just kind of rotate, you know, bench players. Oh, no. And the coach said, Parks was, you know, supposed to go take the field. I don't know what position they had him at. And they're like, Parks, do you wanna, are you okay?

You wanna sit out? And he said he wanted to sit out. And his dad did not like to see that. I kinda, I kinda over her, but I wasn't sure exactly what happened. So I went over there and asked him, I said, did you just tell your coach that you wanted to sit out this inning? Yes.

It's like, all right, man. We'll talk about that later. Then it went in the game, like I said, at the end of the game, it was close. So our team was celebrating and Parks was kind of just moping on the bench, not really getting up with this team. And I was like, emotion, I said, you get your ass over there, you know, kind of thing. Anyway, like Parks, I mentioned, I've mentioned this before. He's, he's a little. Like, for his age, he's really small.

And these kids that are, he's playing, like, they're, the kid that struck him out the last at bat. I'm not kidding probably 10 inches taller than parks like he's a big kid and parks you know he he just hasn't caught up and throwing hard and like look dude it's just it's devastating because he knows that he's little and he knows that he is playing at a disadvantage because of it it like breaks my heart he's like dad I suck like dude you've hit the ball before like this is like player strike out man it's like it happens everyone strikes out hall of famous have had games where they strike out every hit bat. Like, it's just part of the game.

But I don't know. It's all that combined with him just getting really down on himself. It was just a heartbreaking moment for me. And it fucking destroyed me. Did he get to go back in the field like later on? Or was that like the final? This was the last inning. So that, okay.

That was his last time in the game. Well, it's nice that he'll have another game. I know. That's tough. Dude, before the game, in batting practice, I've never seen hit the ball so hard. Like he was mashing the ball in the cage. Like, all right, this is going to be a good game.

He just locks up when he gets up there. He just, the pitch is coming and he's like caught flat foot. He's not loading in time. Like, did we work? We've talked about this. We've worked on it. When the guys are throwing hard, you've got to load, you've got to load quickly. Are these the fastest?

They're like the hardest pitchers he's seen? Hardest throwers? Probably. There are probably two kids in our league who throw as hard as these guys. So yeah, this is about as hard as fast as he's face. And it gets like it's a short distance little league. It gets on you quickly. We put we had some, I mean, not everyone on our team got a hit.

It's, it's hard. Baseball's a hard game in general. And you get someone throwing as hard as these kids are doing, doing it. It's tough. Dude, it just, it fucking crushed me. I don't know how to handle the situation. I talked to him. I was like, look, I'm just, I'm not disappointed in your performance.

I'm disappointed in the way you handled it. You never tell your coach that you want to. go back out there. That's just, it's not acceptable to me. We're not going to do that ever again. That's a good, a good life lesson. Crying on his way home from the game. He's like, I suck. I don't belong out there. It's like, dude, yes, you do. I've seen you get hits, man. You're fine. You just got to stay at it. When's their next game? We're going to tweak some things tomorrow night, seven o'clock. I can get home until 930 last night.

Suck. Anyway, it was tough, man. Baseball can be cruel. You know, it's a team sport. I see kids in T-ball have that, you know. I see kids, like, they put so much pressure on themselves. And, like, Rhodes even, like, with T-ball, if he doesn't hit, like, he gets upset when he hits a ground ball. And I'm like, I'm like, dude, I'm like, buddy, like, not every hit's going to be, like, a line drive. Like, you still get on base, and it's T-ball. But, like, it's just, yeah, I think, like, you got the bad.

Just be like, look, you got the bad game out of the way. You won. That's the important thing. Your team won. You guys picked you up. You've done this before. His first at bet, he struck out looking with two outs with two runners in scoring position. He was like, dude, you got to swing the bat.

Got to swing the bat. I don't care. He said it was a ball. It was close enough. You got to swing. Struck out looking again the second time. And then he would struck out swinging his third abat. And he was just not a bad game.

Well, you know. It didn't make any errors in the field or anything, so that part was fine. I was going to say, like, if you're having a bad day at the plate, go make up for it out in the field, you know? It just, it sucks to see them, like, so defeated. I fucking hate it. Yeah. Bad age. It is 11 and 12-year-olds, and he's on the younger end.

So, like, some of these kids are just... That's a big jump. It is, man. There's 12-year-olds who are like... That's like the age where you hit, like, a pretty big growth spurt. There's probably kids out there with sideburns and shit. And he just hasn't done it yet. Anyway, it fucking sucks.

man he'll get there see your kids fail we'll bounce back tomorrow i hope so we're gonna we're gonna work on that loading he's got to load you can't be flat-footed when the guys in the wind up man yeah yeah yeah unless it's me on the mound i was in the car we got home to his i dropped him off at his moms and i was uh showing him videos of uh some guys who load properly it's like this is how you do it get it's like yeah yeah yeah so we'll get we'll get some work in the cage before the next game and i want i'm gonna help them out with the load but fucking sucked man well you know teaching opportunity yeah bounce back gonna feel great we get to hit tomorrow who do they play tomorrow i don't know are they how far along is this the tournament i don't do very little information about this tournament

i don't even know which i don't even know which like little leagues are participating in it the two we played two different northwest teams the last two games beat one and lost lost one Okay. So. Yeah. Okay. Well, we'll bounce back. I'll give you all an update next week, I guess.

We'll do the next time we record out of your tomorrow's game. All right. Yeah. Well, minor setback, major comeback. Still advancing. All right. Well, that's about it. Randy, you got anything?

Nope. I guess tune in tomorrow. Tune in for voicemails. What's that high line number? The Hauss line number. Hauss line. The Hauss line is 877-352-4-677. Save it in your phone right now.

Call it now. Call it now. Call it now. Call it now. That's once again 877-352-4677. Also, I mean, we have another episode tomorrow. I'll remind everyone again, but Sunday. Sunday, be looking out for a little retail therapy episode.

with Dylan and Dave. Barrett, give him some fashion advice for this summer. Oh, yeah. Bye-bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.