Circling Back - Euros Take the Southeast | Circling Back 6-9-26

Episode Date: June 9, 2026

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All right, we're back. Circling back podcast. My name is Dave. I kind of woke up and sneaky felt the vibe today. Okay. Can I double click into that? What exactly does that feel like? Just things are starting to happen.

About 45. No, not 45. Maybe we're traffic. About 30 minutes south of here. Oh, okay. Exit Aquarina Springs, exit 206, I reckon. That's right. That's the exit.

Yeah. I know the exit well. Does something happen last night, yesterday evening, really? I have not seen happen in a long, long time. That sound you hear is a pipeline opening. The cats, the Texas State Bobcats, coached by G.J. Kinney, they're putting together a class that is probably, not even probably, it's going to be the best in school history and it's anchored by uh six five versatile o lineman you can you can put them out on the edge you can put them out at a tackle you could put them in there at center if you

need them to oh wow three star he's gonna cross aid williams out of duncanville texas wow randy look at fucking randy dude uh not he's not not not gonna distract me that's all dude that's so sick and just they added a kid a three slash four star running back depending on who you're looking at uh at a wiley you always go with the bigger number we're gonna say four stuff i'm fine look i like my guys hungry yeah i always want them like i want my dogs like looking to eat you want it with something to prove yeah we don't want it to be uh not name and names about any local institutions but country club atmosphere that's not what i'm looking for down in san marcus i don't want it to be hey, here's your, here's your locker.

It's got a PlayStation 5 in it. Here's your Lambo. Here's all your stuff. Now, go be hungry and win games. No. We're not about that down in San Marcos. They're pampered up here around Austin. And I think we're going to see that.

We'll see how that plays out week one. Okay. I'm excited, man. I want all my dogs to eat. Yeah. Dude, when you're with me, everybody. That pipeline's been open. Yeah.

You know, you ain't shutting off for a long time. We'll see. We'll see. Randall Trebaki. Hi, Dave. Tell the folks at home, what's going on here? What's going on here is that I have a wedding coming up and I did not know that it was a black tie. And out of the goodness of his heart, Dylan is letting me borrow his tuxedo.

And he has given me all the stuff today, the little accessories. And one of them is a bow tie and is not like a clip on bow tie as an actual have to tie yourself. So Dylan thought it would be a fun idea that I am to, by the end of the podcast, figure out how to tie this bowtie. So I will be in and out trying to talk, but I will be watching videos on my phone trying to tie this bow tie that is around my neck. Well, sad. The look on Randy's face when I was I was pulling out, I was like, here you go, I got the little buttons for the shirt, matching cufflinks, here are the suspenders. And I said, here's a bow tie. The look on his face when he saw that it was a real bow tie, he was like, oh, shit.

The good news is, Randy, that it's much easier to tie a bow tie on someone. So Brett, or you'll have a number of friends there in theory, they can do it for you. It's actually, it's easier than you think. Well, here's what I'm going to do. I am going to send you the guy on YouTube. Every guy, every guy listening knows about this guy. This is the guy, red bow tie guy. He, okay.

This is how I learned. And it didn't take me long at all. And I will trust you. You did send me the proper resources for me to do, what, it was a half Windsor or a full Windsor? I'm a half Windsor guy. Yeah, I know how to do a half Windsor now. And every single time I see my friends that are just the regular one, I'm like, dude, let me do it

for you because it's going to look way better. So I trust. That's what's up. Okay. Yeah. So like Rainy has until the end of the episode, he's going to be multitasking today. He's going to be producing a show, participating in the show, participating in the show. in the show and also learning how to tie a bowtie.

So you got about an hour. And bad news for you, if you fail, you have to pull your pants down and run around and touch every doork while we get our paddles out and spank your bare pot. That is, that is, okay. For people, I do have a AirPods, I guess it's an off brand iPod in. So I'm going to be listening too. So I'm multitasking right now. Your ears couldn't be more wired, right?

You're on the cusp of flustered. I got a lot to do it. Yeah, you're wobbling a little bit. But I will know how to do it. Here's the thing. I also have a black kind of clip on bow tie from Walmart from like back in college. You can't. I will bring as a backup just in case.

You cannot do that. Because it's so once you see what it looks like when it's tied properly, you'll, you can pick out like a split second when someone has a clip on one. And another, just one little personal preference. I think most people agree. You don't want. the perfectly tied bow tie. You wanted to have a little character. You want it,

which is why the clip on tie, you know, obviously perfect. It's too perfect. Yeah, you'll see. All right, well,

I'll be over here learning how to tie bowtie. This is exciting. It's my most, like, gent thing ever is like talking about bow ties and stuff. It's like very much like,

how do you do, man? Every now and then just put the camera on yourself, even if you're not talking, just to give us an update of you, like, working on some shit.

We should do a stream where you raise money. for my trip for kids for kids and kids who don't have bow ties yeah or something this is for his trip you know we were thinking more charity freshly shaven dylan shivery yeah you noticed every time i get a haircut which i did yesterday i feel like i got a i got a shave clean just to get fresh everything yeah kendall full body i'm not going to go into my manscaping I know you didn't shave your chest. I can see those follicles poking out.

I like it when my shirt show my chest hair. Like my 22s. The texture of my chest hair. See what I'm doing? Your rims. Your rims? Yeah. Okay.

Poking out. Yeah. They're kind of doing this one right here, ready? I can't do that. Don't do it. I want you getting hurt for this. My shoulder. Then you'll really, you might have to go clip on.

My shoulder is worse this morning. Really? What's going on? Because you did shoulders yesterday. Yeah, I get you some pet guys. I think it's just because I, like, slept on it the whole time.

Dude, put that pillow between your knees, man. A backer sent me something, a $27 pillow on Amazon, and he said it changed his life because it helped his lower back. Fitz keeps your leg,

like if you sleep on your side, it keeps your legs like this. Oh, so it's designed specifically for that reason. Yeah. Got it. So he's like, dude,

this just changed the game for me. It's 27 bucks. So. Harts nobody. That's, must be. nice having it like that uh dylan what do you got must be nice to have 27 extra dollars laying what's the deal man um i was going to talk about the bow tie situation with my opener but you

let randy take that so um man i'm just happy to be here it's going to be a great show today we've got a got a little exciting little uh kelly's visit after this yes it's a company field trip oh no don't make me drink beer during work yeah i'm going to put my beer on the company car i'm telling you right now today's episode nothing you can do today's episode later the patron doing for Patreon today. I forgot. Exactly five minutes. Exactly five.

Still have time to submit prompts, go to the Instagram, or I quipped earlier on Patreon. We will have at least slightly elevated BACs for that episode. At least slightly. I might drink six beers at one o'clock. I don't know. Are we getting lunch there?

Can I get fish and chips? Don't you slow. Figure the tie-out. Dude's always trying to find a free lunch somewhere. People were responding to my quip on Patreon. What did you quit? I said, good morning. paywall nation. It's just a little joke. Today we're doing exactly five minutes. If you've got a good

prompt, drop it below. Thanks. And five people have responded. That's so sick. It is sick. It's a good way to communicate with the people who choose to give us monies for our content. You got us to be in touch with the people, man. That's your problem. You're out of touch. Yeah. I'm out of time. It's a big show today. Oh, got an announcement. My phone's not connected. So maybe I won't do it today. But we do have. have a new number. We do have a new phone line. The old phone line is still up and I think it'll be up to the end of the month, but we do have a new number and I'm very, very excited about it. New voicemail service. So hopefully they said people can leave up to five minute voicemails and I probably shouldn't

tell you that. Don't do that. Don't do that. A, I'm not going to listen to it. B, we have like a limit on like minutes per week. I'm not going to tell you all what it is. But like don't max it out. That would suck. New pipeline number, but still same rules. Get in, get out, be tight. That never changes. No. That'd be a good tattoo, although it could be sexual.

But it would be like a good like homage to the pod. I don't think that's a good tattoo. Okay, from the guy, what do you have like a rubber duck on your ass? It's not rubber. You have a duck on your ass? Yeah. Just a little animated. Yeah, so I guess he's the gatekeeper of good tattoos.

No, my tattoo is not good. That's kind of why it shows it. I thought I was a really funny 18-year-old when I got it. You want to see it? There's very few very funny 18-year-olds. I thought it was, yeah, it was fun in the moment. I'm not like ashamed of it or anything. No, that's okay.

But I wouldn't get it today. No. I would not get another one. One is enough for me. Right. Wash.substack.com. That's our substack newsletter. Hits your inbox every Friday morning.

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that planned it that they couldn't have done a worse job spent $400 on drinks for them the first night to loosen their pockets and they wouldn't eat anything that wasn't fast food slop it's a picture of all of his belongings belongings out on the uh the patio of a what i assume is an Airbnb situation in austin somewhere and his bags are packed and he's he's out he's out the door but that's not the full story well he follows out let's give him all of his side okay well he goes on to say the nerds kicked me out great usage of nerds by the way i like that the nerds kicked me out and i had three hundred seventy five dollars of terry black's barbecue to pick up for dinner i bought it for everyone so i took it um and got a hotel room

ate barbecue with some hotel workers then went out on the town before flying home in the morning 10 10 experience would do again he includes a picture of said barbecue and his receipt Looks like he got the large family pack, brisket ribs, turkey, mac and cheese, coleslaw, cornbread. It's a good order. Solid order. I've got no issue with the order here.

Oh, and I was uninvited to the wedding for those nerds that haven't said two words to the groom since. Don't keep people around that don't want the best for you. So it's like, all right, you read this without any other context. You're like, oh, this guy, man, he was just trying to be a good pal and buy drinks and barbecue for the squad. they didn't appreciate him, they tossed him out. This immediately...

I don't know about that. As soon as I read this, I was like... I'm saying that's the way he's setting it up. He's like, I feel bad for me. I immediately was like, wait a minute. This guy did something to someone. You have to... This has been said.

Big content guy was all over this on Twitter, but like, you have to do something extremely egregious to get booted from a bachelor party because there is a... Even if you don't like everybody, or know everybody or even if there's an annoying guy, there's usually a way to like get away from that person, avoid them. And there's just a camaraderie, like, you deal with it. You just, it's a weekend. You just go on about your business. You have to be scared of this person from like

physical violence to like actually boot them. Nothing he mentioned in these tweets is enough evidence to boot, right? So you're like, something else has to be happening here. On the face of it, it looks like, oh, he was just like calling these guys lame because they didn't want to leave the house and they just wanted to save money and eat fast food. Yeah. Here's my first red flag. One, that he came to Twitter to talk about it. A year later.

Clearly, this guy was in the wrong. And if everyone was against him and he got kicked out, he's clearly in the wrong. And two, and three, like, people point out, it's not his bachelor party. Suck it up and just do what the groom wants to do. Like, it's, it's not your place to be like fucking talking like shit to everyone. Like that, that would piss me off too, be like, this guy's, sucks why did you invite them he clearly doesn't even like i think he was probably the friend of the groom that no one else knew and then he was against everyone as we'll find out in a

tweet from somebody who was on the trip he was older right than everybody so he probably had more resources which he might have been dealing with a bunch of kids right out of college who wanted to save money exactly i was the same thing we've older guy dealing with younger people who or maybe are balling on a budget hence the fast food ordering you know you're on a bachelor party you should probably step out and eat some of the local cuisine i mean that's terry blacks this is that was a great move that was a great move by him but you know these guys might be 24 and like it's tough job market right now dave as we all know ai's changed everything to all the eyes changed everything maybe they're balling on a

budget like i said um you mentioned big content guy i want to share his response which i thought was pretty funny okay i've seen my friends commit war crime level offenses on bachelor parties and not even bat and I. You have to be on max gargoyle mode to get tossed. Yeah. You got to be a piece of shit to get tossed from a bachelor party. I mean, it's like big content guys suggested.

It's full of a behavior that is typically seen as unbecoming. It's like getting tossed from a finals game. Like they're going to give you like a long leash. It's like no, you have to do. It's a bachelor party. It's like dude, we're going to let, we don't want it to end this way for anybody. We don't want that to be

how people remember this bachelor party. We just had theme wake bachelor party, and we've heard some heinous stuff that happens. And no mention of anyone getting tossed on those. This guy's probably a piece of shit in some way. I would love that part out. I would really like to know how, stuff like this, even though it's painfully awkward,

I kind of want to know how they told them, how it went down, if they just moved all this stuff out while he was sleeping and just put it out there. That is a super awkward conversation. Hey, dude, man, we talked about it. You got to go. dude right it takes a lot to have that conversation because it's not that's not an easy one hey man we

we just don't want you around for the rest of this trip yeah assuming it's a two-night stay which is typical bachelor party is about two nights weekend whatever uh he made it through halfway and he got he got kicked out the second day all right did you randy did you see the follow-up in there there's a bull on our runny yeah so this is from a guy who apparently uh was on the trip you want to read it Dylan. Sure. This is from Brennan O'Malley. Good name. Irish. I was in the wedding party and can't believe I found this fucking loser's burner. Dude forgot to mention the part where he called the cops on us for kicking him out. When he was confronted for acting like a dick, he ran away like a little bitch and literally knocked over his girlfriend. His girlfriend. On a bachelor party? I'm very curious. And here's what

this guy's tweet doesn't say it doesn't say um it doesn't say what he did before this is all after the kickout so he doesn't really give us any insight onto what you know he says he was acting like a dick um also yeah but that is a great question why what his girlfriend why is his girlfriend i'm wondering if this was confronted after the fact like like later and maybe like i saw him out the bars or something like that yeah maybe he maybe his girlfriend being around is one of the reasons he got kicked I don't know. Very interesting. It's a very important thing to talk about right now.

I am team rest of bachelor party. And I think most people are. You read through the mentions here. Yeah. Most people are. But I need to know. I just want to know specifics. I want to know.

I mean, because it is, you see, you see things at bachelor parties. You see guys. I've seen guys go to jail at bachelor parties. You know what I mean? I've seen guys set the kitchen on fire. You see stuff where you're like, the fuck, dude. I've seen guys disappeared where it's like, where'd you go? Yeah.

Like you were gone for a full day. You've seen guys go to the emergency room. Yeah, we have. So it's like, bow tie update. Okay. Oh, well. Yeah, yeah. Structurally.

We're getting there. It's there. Like, yeah. Do you know the key to adjusting it? No. Pull the front and then opposite the back. Yep. And then pull like opposite direction.

Opposite side. Yeah, yeah. Yep. Yep. That's kind of how you, you have. Not so hard. That's too hard. No, no, that's way too much.

It's a content. The basics are there. You just need to shape it better. We'll be back. We'll be back. Yeah, this guy sucks. Like clearly everyone, if everyone's in agreement that this guy needs to go, like, like I was at a party where this guy like threw a bunch of silverware into

into the pool like and everyone's like what are you doing man yeah destruction of the what's the payoff for throwing silverware in a pool what what what what what I don't know hilarious come on man yeah we're like we're like too I guess we just went to the bottom of this pool to get a fork out so we can have dinner can I can I go back to ties in general yeah one of my favorite are Joe Roganisms he still says this and he used to say it a lot I don't know how it would come up but people would be like yeah you never wear a tie And he would openly be like, yeah, I refuse to wear a tie. He's like, what if somebody could get my tie and choke me out?

Like, easy. And I'm just thinking like, who, why would you ever be in that scenario? Has anyone ever done that? To him? Or to anybody? I'm sure it's been done. But like throughout the course of history. That can't be the reason why he would say, why would I love something?

Why would I have that around my neck when it puts me in a disadvantage? I'm like, dude, are you just on the ready at all times? Isn't he like a black belt and something? I mean, yeah, he's. You can handle yourself, Joe. But also like, dude, maybe now that he's more like controversial and, but still, it's just like the idea. He was saying this like a decade ago. And he's just funny the thought of somebody walking around with a tie on being like,

but I don't know, fucking choke me out with my tie. He just looking over his shoulder the whole time. Like Joe, dude, you're fine. Calm down. You're fine. That was not a bad first effort, Randall. Thank you. We'll continue to monitor this situation.

But yeah, I want to know more from this Brennan guy. because I need to know the nitty. There's no way. And I imagine too, like he got Terry Blacks and he said he bought it all. But I could definitely have seen me like, all right, now you guys have to split the payment and stuff like that. Like he went. It seems like the vibe I'm getting is that he went on his way to spend money and then expected people to pay him back. Just because he's like wanting to have a better party.

And he just clearly wasn't listening to what everyone else wanted. The way he frames it in his original tweets, he's saying he bought it for the group. So I bought it on my own. He didn't say anything about asking. He bought all those drinks for everybody. Missed opportunity for this guy just to kind of go do his own thing in a city that wasn't his, which is also like one of the most fun things on a trip. Sounds like what he did have to do ultimately.

Yeah, you're right. I guess at the end of the day. I would also like to point out. I'm glad he gave the barbecue to the hotel workers as well and didn't waste it. I'm just noticing something that I would like to point out in this picture of clothing on the patio he has alberds it's a good eye right yeah good eye those are allbirds um no offense to anyone who has allbirds but it's just terrible it's a terrible shoe terrible choice that might have had something to do with it might that's maybe why they kicked him out yeah

like dude it's one thing you pull up in some ons but like swagger hit us with the allbirds i told you that when i when i started dating chelsea she had like six pairs of ons and i mentioned that they're kind of like they're chuggy a little i described them as chugie and she's she like stopped wearing all i felt bad you have ons don't you will has on i have somebody has on i have a pair of ons that i haven't worn in it in a couple of years they were very geisty in the last couple years yeah i don't really like i don't really like how you said that to her man they they they moved into chuggy territory for sure i see them at the gym often i like them better they're good they're good shoes what's the is it noble who uh yeah i like ons over

noble what about hoca hoka hoka is kind of a ball kna old ball knower play apparently they're super comfortable i just i think they're really ugly i can never wear hokas i know why i know why he's ultimately in the wrong here why for him to get kicked out of the bachelor party and uninvited to the wedding that means that was the groom's decision ultimately oh yeah like clearly this groom was on board with the kickout this guy was being a dick the whole time was trying to make the party all about him and what he wanted to do and probably even went waste up above that that we don't really know the full story but yeah this guy sucks and he went to twitter to complain about it and try to flex about it and that clearly makes him the probably

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what if like the big fight for the bachelor party started because like the group didn't want to go to Mats? And it was like, we were sneaky involved in this because this guy was like a real big listener. He's like,

guys, we gotta go. We got to go, do we might see the boys there. He weren't having it. The boys might be there. They wanted to go down the street to in and out instead. I'd be looking.

I need to know what fast forward. be that's better uh that's better yeah yeah yeah a little i think if you just adjust it's a little long you're pulling it too hard do you want you know what else you might have to do if you have too much material there is adjust the uh the neck i already did i'm going maybe adjust it a little bit more you got i'm a i'm a big neck guy you got to keep that in mind yeah me too most most guys are um you're getting there can you throw up the uh the 8 v2 fight real quick i just want to sorry about the this is a visual show but we have you think we're not going to talk about a touch Chechian MMA fight that features two guys who are probably

Jus to the Gills against eight Normies. Versus eight normies, including one tiny. I haven't really looked at these guys that closely. You've got one tiny man. Eight NARPs. You got a great big fat guy. There's a ad space on his stomach? Yeah, he does. I love this, dude.

One of those guys is just the smallest man I've ever seen. Yeah, that guy, I don't know how he got cleared to do this. I guess in Chechia, anything plays. Let's see. Yeah, okay, pretend you have a little. watch this. Who's your money on here? It's 8V2. It's the two enormous tatted guys who train for

this. That's what I... That's who I got in this one. Yeah, they've got the fade that says they're not fucking around. Like, they've got the wrinkles in the back of their head. It's a lot. All right. Let's see how this plays out. And we'll just do some real-time fight analysis here. I love

Chechia. Look at these guys, man. Yeah, they're having fun. go in, got a head butt immediately. Here's what I didn't expect is the two of the guys from the eight of the eight, they start fighting each other. I thought they're on the same side, but apparently, why are they fighting? I don't know.

My only guess, and we said this yesterday, was like maybe for anybody left standing, they get to split a prize. Oh, my, yeah, there was a head stomped. Got stomped. We're not playing by the US stompings here. No, you can't do that. They're very, you can't headbut either. If you go back to the beginning and you can cut the sound, Randall,

the whole thing starts off with a headbut, and while the guy powers through, he was immediately concussed. I miss the headbut. I think it's the fat dude, or one of the bigger guys, sorry. Oink, he goes in head down. He's immediately rocked there. He gets stunned. Yeah.

You get stunned like that in the ring. Your fight, the fights. And he gets pieced up. Yeah, that dude. That dude got the worst of it. Like that dude's not fighting again, maybe ever. Hopefully never. He probably has a broken nose.

This is a fun, typically like you expect to only see this in like Russia. But I guess anything goes in the old Czech Republic. It lasted like 30 seconds. This is interesting because you sent me a video the other day, Dylan. It was Czech streets. I don't really know. I don't get it. I didn't watch it.

It looked like some real gooner stuff. There you do. I don't even know what that is. Are you telling on yourself right now? What? Telling what? I'm just telling you it's in my slack. He said it was real gooner stuff. You said slack after dark. I don't send you pornography on slack. If you had a guess, where's Chechia?

Randy probably knows. Chechia is near Ukraine, right? It borders Ukraine. It does not border Ukraine. Is it border Russia? It does not border Russia. Russia. Is it in the same region? It's in Europe. Eastern? Is it by Serbia? Is it part of old Yugoslavia? Randy, this should be near and dear to your heart because it does border Poland.

Germany. It's like smack dab middle of Europe. Oh. Slovakia, Austria. Just north of Austria. Is it Czech Republic? Formerly. Oh, okay. Yeah, I know. It is not the Czech Republic. It's just Chuck, that's why I was confused. Yeah, I know where it is. What? the accent you're doing it's historically known as bohemia it's a good mexican beard by the way yeah kind of um one i didn't discover until like adulthood i probably told you about it no yeah i think so you're craft brew guy and don't stop acting like you're not you only drink craft brews and

you're in like a you're probably in some kind of like forum about it i've become a subred it i've become a very crispy logger kind of a guy these days to find crispy logger for the folks at home just a nice clean uh logger that uh has just a good bite to it a nice crisp to it are you gonna what are you gonna get at kelly's i mean it's it's for it's a guinness shoot yeah but you're the type of dude to go there and get like a ducas no no no i'm getting guise i like guise what do you think the capital of chichia is Just guess. I'm not going to nail it. He won't even guess folks. Prague? Chet City. Look at that. Randall. Look at me in my bowtie. Much better. Okay. It's, it's still, you're getting there. It's still a little bit wide. It's too wide. I don't know if I can

tighten it up anymore. You have to just keep doing it. I don't know how to explain it. You're getting, you're going to have it. You're fine. If that's what you've rolled into the black tie wedding, Brett or somebody can adjust it for you once inside. If you're 30 minutes in, It's like how small I can make it. Really? Do you have a, are you a tiny neck guy? I'm tiny neck guy. Tiny head, tiny neck.

Oh, me closer, tiny neck guy. I mean, yeah, like, it's right there. You can see it's right to the end there. Okay. I mean, how you just had it right now is passable. It might be some, might be a couple guys like this. You see the guy in the wide bow tie. If I find out you panicked and just went clip on,

I'm going to be really disappointed. It'll be a disgrace to the tux I'm lending you. You should set that as like a rule. You should be like, look, there is one rule. You can't pair of the tux I'm giving you with a clip on. I know it seems like we're being like, we sound like bourbon and cigar guy, like old school like Tfm gents. Remember the gents? Gent tips.

But, dude, I'm sorry. I just, I want you to look fine. I want you to look good. Is Meg going to be there? You're going to be solo? You're going to be solo. okay you still need to look good

right i mean i'm not going to trust brut why why i feel like brett knows the way around a bowtie right this is a good this is a good debate we should get him in here right now they should have to i know that we don't have another bowtie but i would like to see who ties a better bowtie right now do you think he do you think breck could do it right now

without having like to look at a tutorial for as a reminder because i would probably have needed a reminder that's a great question it's been a minute It's not a great question, but it's a question. It's a question. I'm going to say yes. I'm putting some faith. I'm putting a little bit of, I'm giving him a little faith.

I, should we get his ass in here? He is a horse racing guy, so I feel like that goes hand in hand. He's from upstate New York. A lot of horse racing around them parts. What does that mean? It means that people race horses there. How does that relate to bow ties? People who dress for horse racing events, they like to wear bow ties.

You know the hardest part is finding the little loop through the back, once you got the little. Oh yeah. That's the hard part. It's a two-hand job. It's a two-what? Two-hand job. You need both of your hands.

It's a two-what? See, I'm doing it. Oh my God. Why don't you understand what I'm saying? It is a two-hand job. Do you not understand? Why is it not clocking to you? Okay.

What's this guy's deal? I get it now, yeah. Like, Randy checks out to do his bow tie, like for part of the show and you just go crazy. I don't understand. Rain a minute a little bit. It's a bit sloppy. No, that's bad.

That's bad. Pull, pull, but you can. can pull on either edge. So I need this side to be. It's hard too because I'm looking at myself in the camera and trying to, that's a little bit better. Did you ever go to Camp Will Mommies with no shirt and a bow tie? No. They watched dirty dancing though recently.

This brings me of the Swayzy. I'm dead ass with you right now. I'm telling you right now, Dylan, I swear to God, nobody puts baby in a corner. No, you don't do that. Good movie. I'm telling you right now. It's a good movie. It's not bad.

It's a fun early 90s. Late 80s? I had a crush on Jennifer Gray. Yeah, probably Jennifer Gray. She kind of peaked in the late 80s. Well, she got a... She got a... She got a nosedoplasty, nose job.

Yeah. And it changed her look completely, and I think it kind of hurt her career a little bit. Yeah. Because she was mad... I mean, she's still pretty woman. Pretty lady. No, that was...

That was Julia Roberts. Right. You know, that's why I changed it to lady. I think that's... I mean... Yeah. Look, I might just think... That's passable.

Didn't you get a sacoplasti? Yeah. Wasn't your shit just dangling? Stop. Was it? How did you get a sacoplasti? I'm just asking, Jesus. Just asking the questions.

Brady, that's, okay. We've got to move on. I mean, it's just, I think that the boat's... It was getting worse. It might just be too big for my neck. No, it's not. It's not. So pretty much like one...

Okay, start doing shrugs, dude. One size fits all. When's the wedding? Do those. A week from Thursday. Do some of those Mike Tyson neck workouts. Have you seen this? Final.

Have you seen his neck workout? The boxing one, they do like the, they'll do, it's almost like a, not a push-up, but they put their head on the mat and they. Yeah, exactly. He puts his head on the mat and just like kind of rolls it back and forth. You have time, dude. Do you have 60s at home? What kind of dumbbells do you have?

25s. Do you have any buckets with like cemented them or cinderbluffs? I think that's just farmers carries with a little built in a shrug. Why is this so? I would do like five sets of two. You can get that neck, dude. You can do it. Come over here and put your hands around my neck and you can see how small it is.

I don't want to do that. Go put your hands around. Come on. Please. He said please. I don't want to do that. Oh, God. I'm obsessed with Ridge wallets.

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After your purchase, tell them circling back, sent you. Support the show. Well, the story that just won't quit. man uh we're gonna keep talking about as long as there's something to talk about because it's super interesting right now and it's the off season it is interesting and now uh something that we didn't even think about was uh how the other conferences ad schools yeah react they're they're taking uh united front um get ades getting together and saying like we're not going to stand for this the integrity of football college football is is in the balance here and that that that's like a

thing i think i mean if if he is actually able to play the full season minus the two games it it puts a black eye on on college football it really does it is it is a bad look it's a bad look and so we have with what conference it's uh the big ten big ten mega conference big ten one of the last three national championships conference are getting together in saying all right across all sports we are no longer going to schedule Texas Tech and anything. It's getting to the point with like other ADs, the Georgia AD, for example, speaking out that like, I almost wonder if Soresby is going to be like, okay, I'm just going to like fall on the sword here.

Yeah, I wonder if Texas Tech will succumb to the pressure they're getting from everyone and be like, okay, and this is clearly a bad look. We are going to self-impose a full year suspension. I don't know that it's going to happen. I doubt it will. But those conversations are probably happening, I would think. The Texas Tech AD came out and said that we think that SORSVie has not done enough to warrant a full year suspension. And the two games is sufficient.

At some point it becomes like a major distraction issue. It's probably already there for tech. And like, you know, you're trying to figure out, you're trying to figure out, you're trying to going to get some cohesiveness at that at a very important position quarterback famously your offense and like you're going to go into the fall with this over your head and it's like just probably move forward will hammond yeah like is it you have a good you have good players at every position yeah yeah it's a very talented team there's no doubt about it hamman was was fine last year right he think he had two starts i don't think he was consistent and he definitely wasn't great

Yeah, and he's got the ACL issue coming back from. Yeah, so it's just, I don't know. I don't know. You could go one of two ways of them. It could totally implode their season, just distraction-wise, or it could, like, be a rallying thing. And I'm not sure even best case scenario if they rally and, like, say, oh, it's against the world type thing.

Like, I don't know in the long run if that's a good thing for them. It's definitely not a good thing for college football. So Cody Campbell, of course, the billionaire oil man, who played for Texas Tech and he funds a lot of their NIL collective. He wrote an op-ed in USA Today. You've seen this. No, I've only seen his response on Twitter. He's getting a lot of flack.

He's made some comments on Twitter. He pointed out that some football players for Georgia have been arrested recently, which I don't know how it relates to the. this but he is he's one of the the people behind this this bill that's being introduced the safe college sports bill i don't know exactly what it's called protect college sports act of 2026 that's what it's called which is backed by ted cruise some other people and this is the this is the summary of what his op-ed said the protect college sports act of 2026 was introduced blah blah blah president trump has said that he would like

to sign the bill in the law this summer. The Supreme Court's unanimous decision in Alston versus NCAA held the NCAA's limits on education related benefits, violated antitrust law. So basically he's saying this act is going to fix college football, and he is very much behind it. He's very much involved in it. But on the other hand, like he is, he's part of the problem. And I don't know if he's really connected those dots yet, or at least he hasn't said so publicly.

I don't, anybody's saying like, like he said, pointing out like, okay, we'll get Georgia. They seemingly have like a vehicular related incident like every other month with one of their players. And that is, that's bad for college football in like a different way. It's bad because like you don't want people thinking it's all criminals playing the game. You're trying to sell and you're trying to sell it to like, or like, like big sponsors and stuff. This is bad for a different reason.

It's bad because it goes against like, um, I, the only way I can really say is like the integrity and also like the people are going to start looking at it and wondering. And like you're wondering like what was this outcome related to someone's gambling. You know what I'm saying? Like someone at the most important position,

there's a history of gambling. You're watching that and that if you allow that, then people are going to say, well, why would I, okay, well, first of all, why would I watch this when that could be a problem? Also, more importantly, I guess for the NFL now, why would I bet on this? You know what I mean?

When it doesn't seem like it's on the up and up. I know that's like a way down the road. We're not there yet, but that is the fear within the precedent. So like it's very two distinct things that are both bad for college football. And I get what he's trying to do and point out like, it's hypocritical for them because they had a guy driving 150 miles an hour, like a four star receiver, whatever it was. you know? And it's like, yeah, that kid just was made a stupid choice in his personal life off the field. This kid was doing something very different that like has always been kind of a red line for all sports.

Yes. Very different things. Very different. I don't know. I don't want to like, I'm not trying to go. I'm not trying to really ruffle up Cactus Mafia again. I still think. But.

But. But there's a really good possibility that he doesn't play this year. I agree. I'm putting it below 50%. I'll call it 40% 40% chance he doesn't play this year. Yeah, I feel like you at some point they get together and say,

look, this is, this is bad. This is bad for us. It's bad for it. Like, we're not, you know, we had a home and home schedule with who, who knows who, you know, somebody that they want to cancel now. Nobody wants to play us.

The big 12, is the big 12 really going to boycott games? I think that's a, that's, don't do that. That's the thing that they've talked about. Like, we're not going to boycott games. How would that even, how would that even work? I don't know. Like that, when that, that, that game is on the schedule, is it just no show?

An N.A. Is it a forfeit? Like, what does that even look? I don't know what that looks like. I don't know, but at some point, if that starts happening and there, let's say that did happen, and I've, this is at first I've really, like, thought this out. And like, they don't have games to play. Like, they have certain, like, at some point, like, the play, like, the big name players that are there to play so they can go play at the next level, it's like, is this going to affect me? Do I want to go to Texas Tech when they're like a parade? Right. That's all stuff that they have to consider. So. Yeah. A lot of folks. Soresby's going to fall. You think so? He's just going to pull out. Yeah. So to speak. He can't. I mean, dude, like, no. Just

run with Hammond. He's very techy. There's a chance that that's going to happen. He's a tech guy. Is Swordsby like worth the fuck, worth the trouble, worth the trouble? Yeah. I mean, he was a great, like one, one of two or three really good. portal quarterbacks, but like somebody on Twitter said he was like a first round, first round talent or first round tools with like third or fourth round tape. I saw somebody, I don't know. Who knows? My, my, uh, the guy I like a lot, uh, Brooks Austin, who's like the film guy. What did he say?

Oh, he's tweeted so much like now it's hard to find. He's like all this, all this trouble for a guy who threw for like 68 yards against Nebraska last season. Matt rules doing things differently. He does point out that. Soresby is a good player, but I don't think he's like, I don't know if he's worth all this or the $5 million that tech is planning on paying him.

So the cats added a kid. Are they just on a heater right now? Yeah, we added that running back. We added a tight end, 6-5s. His name's cash with the sea. You love to see it. Yeah. I'm monitoring the cats as well.

That's great. For those, I'm not only, I'm all over college football right now. Okay. Okay. Look, I'm happy to have a nuanced discussion. Maybe we can get a, if there's a, if there's a tech fan who wants to take the other side of this, KJ, I don't, I don't think KJ would take the other side of it. Maybe we'll have them on Thursday. Maybe we can have Aztec guy call in. We'll talk to him.

Let's have Aztec guy calling. Has he ever called in? I don't think. He may have, did you unblock him? I never blocked it. I like the dynamic of you muting him. but also being in a group text with him. I know he's a funny dynamic.

He's currently unmuted. I see his tweets right now. But he's on thin eyes. You're on thin, look into the camera, which camera? You're on thin ice, hashtag guy. I do love you though. You ever muted somebody, but been in a group text with him?

Oh yeah. I think it looks better. I tried it again. It's your left side. We'll work on it, Randy. I'm giving you a B minus. So yeah, is this supposed to be, this supposed to be separated, right?

These are like two flaps. You almost want them to be a little bit. It's just this one that's the actual loop. Yeah. We'll see. Dude, it's not going to matter by the end of the wedding. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, see, the problem is that's where the adjuster is.

It's on there. That shouldn't be. Well, I'm telling you. It's juster shouldn't be part. Okay. I got a widow. I got a whittle neck. He's got a whittle neck.

I know you're a whittle neck guy. A little neck. That haller shirt's dope, though. Thank you. Thanks to Barrett Dudley. Thank you, Barry. Is there a marijuana leaf on the back of it? Let's see.

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World Cup time. You seen this? I'm seeing it. It's actually Thursday. Like this week. Yeah. Snuck up on me. How's our squad looking?

I don't know. Never that good. We qualified because we're hosting it. Is that an auto-qualify? Yeah. Host nation always gets a bit. We stink at soccer, man. This year could be different.

It's because we have cooler sports that our real athletes participate in. Okay. What is our real athletes? What do you mean by that? The athletic ones. So you're saying our soccer players aren't our elite athletes? That's what I'm saying. Yes.

In Europe, everyone plays soccer, so you get the best of the best. You're telling me that if you took the NFL and if those guys grew up playing soccer, you don't think we would have like an elite soccer team, we would. I'm sorry, Dave, can you, that scarf, that U.S. soccer scarf is a little bit in Dillon's shot. Can you just get it out of his shot a little bit? Look, I support our team. There are reasons why it's not, culturally, it's not big enough here to, to draw the top athletes.

And that's just me being real. I would love it if we were good. We just aren't. Anybody ever tell you, you're kind of an ass? Yeah. Some people do tell me that. What the hell? Hey, man, truth hurts sometimes.

Yeah, I guess, oh yeah, I'm sure like Big Cam Williams would be out there on the soccer field, just doing the footy. You know, if Dylan was seven foot, he'd be an elite level soccer player. That's correct, yeah. I mean like, like, if Jamar Chase grew up playing soccer, you tell me that dude wouldn't be like just a fucking baller. I don't know. I don't know how that show works. Fuck, I know.

You know what I mean, though? I don't know, run it through AI. I don't need, I don't need to do that. By the way, the 82 and O has a real issue with Jimmy Butler. Our friend, our accountant and friend first and accountant, second, Blaine, he keeps sending me his 82 and O's that are going like 76 and 6. These are two great lineups. 73 and 9. Jalen Brunson at 1, Jimmy Butler at 2, LeBron at 3, C-Web at 4, we talked about this one yesterday, Kareem at 5. Okay, 70, no one's beating that team. That's 82 and 0. Then another one, 77 and 5. Magic at the point. Jimmy Butler at 2. LeBron at 3, Janice at 4 and Hakeem. 5. That's not 77 and 5. That's 82-0. Why is he using Jimmy Butler for everything? I guess that's, well, that was the option. He got a, okay.

I've never played it. I don't know how it works. I know about it. I haven't played it yet. Did you miss that episode? Yeah. Thursday, I wasn't here. It's fun.

It gives you an era. So like 2010's Miami Heat and team. So you have to pick. So that's why it wasn't like he went out and was trying to get Jimmy Butler. That was like best available to what he had. But that's crazy. Anyway, that's an aside. World Cups here.

And you know what? Despite what Dylan says, I'm rooting for USA. So am I. I just don't have. High expectations. Well, yeah, they're not going to win the World Cup. No. But there's a lot of...

They might. You're right. They might. All these Europeans passing out from the heat. That's true. It's hot. How hot is it? So how hot is it?

I'm going to scuff. Okay, Rodney. Anyway, the Euros are here. The heroes are have... They're going to the game. They're discovering things about America, Americana. And they're posting. Pull up the German.

Yeah, there's a German. He goes by Freddie on Twitter. And he's just, he's tearing through the southeast right now. And it's really good content. The Germans have discovered Waffle House, which is a good thing. And Chili's. And Chili's. Yes.

Wendy's. They're floating the Chattahoochee, which looks awesome. I mean, they're going off. This is so fun. Putting it all on Twitter, trying to get recommendations. Look at that. Is that case of de, Chili's casadias? Yeah.

Chili's and NBA finals. Can you imagine, can the European mind even comprehend watching the NBA finals and chilies? He found one of those soda machines where you can like customize. Oh, yeah. Like you can add like, you know, vanilla or lime or whatever. And he's like, what am I supposed to? I don't even know how to operate one of these things. So I get it.

Yeah, there it is. How bad are these people going to feel when this thing's done once they just, they just had like two weeks full of American. He went to Wendy's. American slop, just pumped in them. I mean, this dude's covering a lot of ground. It's great. This is awesome.

That Wendy's orders goaded, by the way. Good for him. I imagine Europeans get here and they're like, man, everything is just so young. They're gassing up all the stadiums, too. Did you see that? Yeah. We love shitting on our own stadiums because, like, I guess we're creatures demanding nostalgia, and I'm one of those people.

But, like, I guess if you're a euro in the first time you've seen apparently Arrowhead, His one that they were like, somebody in old, an old stadium, which Arrowhead's cool for like different reasons, but I'm glad they're enjoying it. This one's underrated where he found a, found German village in mountains of North Georgia,

feel right at home. Well, where'd you go, Leidenworth? Oh, Leavenworth, yeah, that's in like outside of Seattle.

But yeah. Go to the other dude. He's in Walmart. There you go. See, I'm going to say this. Like Walmart. hit or miss.

You're going to love it or hate it. What's the nicest stadium in the U.S.? Is it SoFi? Probably Sofi, right? That thing's unbelievable. Is that L.A.? Yeah. Yeah, I think that's kind of the good.

I mean, that is pretty jaw-dropping. It's that or Globe Life in Arlington. Oh, it's not. Came to Portillo's, huh? There you go. Did he? Yeah.

About my Portillo's experience. Wait, what was your, this was a controversy with you. Are you team Portillo's or the other place? When we were going to Chicago. I think you're talking about deep dish pizza. Oh, you're right. Giordanos or Luminatis.

I'm Giordanos. Not Luminados. He found some rock that looks a lot like enchanted rock, but it's not because he's close to Atlanta. And he's like, what the fuck is this thing? Just like a big marble mountain, basically. It is kind of fun. Always first flyover.

Man, it is kind of fun thinking about people experiencing, like, the good thing. you're still saying there's still some good in this country oh here comes old day even though you don't even though you don't respect it or love it stop do you think uh you think that you're hoping we don't make it out of group play i i sat through a literally pledge i about respecting our country we're gonna have you start doing the podcast pledge

we just want you to be a stand-up podcaster you can still sit down do they not do flyovers in europe I think they do but like rarely do they I definitely see like France like France or Italy do it once they're so sick they're sick in in Italy they just like they just launched fucking pizza pies over the stadium they just get Luigi Primo over there to punch pizzas over the stadium oh god it's a niche reference look at this he's walking past the relics the relics of Chicago the the ruins this is the old rainforest cafe that it's still there that has not been

open for probably over a decade. Wow. If this were a few years from now, they could just go over to Indiana to see where the bear, the Chicago Bears play. What a treat. Try explaining the European mind cannot comprehend. No, that's a lot. So he's just mainly in Chicago, this guy, but yeah, give for him. It would be dope to have like an unlimited budget and just say, all right, I'm going to go, I'm going to post about it. I'm going to take all your wrecks. I'm just going to go ball out for a week and eat and try everything. Unlimited resources is cool. That's a good thing.

Well, we wish them well on their trip. Will it put one in there too. Randall, is there a third one? Michigan. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I dropped this one in there. I just thought this tweet was a little bit interesting. Tell me if you agree or disagree.

This stadium belongs to a random tier two American university, man. The amount of wealth this country has is insane. For fuck's sake. FFS. Michigan's not tier two. They're tier one. Why did respect? Why the shot at Michigan?

He got to respect. These guys doesn't know. Also, like, it is a nice college football stadium, but like. Oh, he's from, he's from Madrid, it looks like. So he's Spanish. Okay. By the way, I went to the Real Madrid soccer stadium when I was there. It is really big and it's really nice, but it has zero charm, zero character whatsoever.

It's like a bare bones, Jerry World. It was really, it was nice, but it had, it was nothing. I was like, okay, I'm ready for this tour to end. No offense. It was nice, but it wasn't like. What mafia would be coming after you on Twitter for that? Spanish mafia. The real, I guess not the real mafia.

That's Italian, huh? I don't know anything about it. Yeah, you do. How's that tie going? It's our final check-in. I haven't tried since the last time. I think it's fine. The big house in Michigan is sick, by the way.

is saying. And it's not a tier two. You're right. Yeah. Randy, you're, you've got the basics. You'll be able, you'll, it's adequate. I bet, I bet with a couple tugs here or there on the tie that is, we can get it right. Thank you. Thank you for specifying. And you know, I could see you, I could see you, Randy, such a stand-up guy. I bet you intentionally would do a bad one so you don't attract too much attention from ladies. Thank you. You're the kind of guy. He's like, I don't want to look too good. I'm here. I will appreciate that. I can't be flexing. I can't be You got that Mike Pence vibe. Thanks.

Someone in the chat said they thought that it'll look better when I actually have the shirt on, too, which I agree to. It probably does look weird. Me, just my little Hala brother's t-shirt. Looks like you're going to rip it off at any minute. Strutting that ass. I mean,

you're close. You get a passing grade for the, did you use this, the red bow tie guy? Yes. Okay. Yeah, he's goaded. What's is that? Let's plug him.

He's probably got like 25 million views already, but. Let's plug them. I pull this up. I got it right. It is the Charles French. The Charles French on YouTube. I'll just even throw up on screen so people know exactly what to look for. That's the guy.

This guy. That's the guy. This is the guy. How to look stylish in seconds with this easy bow tie. We'll see you folks later on for exactly five minutes on Patreon. Thank you. 4.2 million views this video has. About to be 4.3.

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