Circling Back - FaceApp, Cougars, El Chapo, and Tupac

Episode Date: July 17, 2019

A dude named Cayden snuck into a bobcat cage and played with it, the Russian FaceApp is taking over social media, El Chapo got sentenced to life in prison, and a government official was forced to resign when he couldn't stop emailing Tupac lyrics. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Shop Circling Back Merchandise: www.washedmedia.com/shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (6:01) Dude Sneaks Into Bobcat Cage (14:32) El Chapo Gets Life Sentenced (24:11) Top Fast Food Sauces (29:22) Is Texas Back? (39:13) FaceApp Is Taking Over (52:43) Dude Fired For Emailing 2Pac Lyrics Earlybird CBD: www.earlybirdcbd.com (CIRCLINGBACK for 20% off) Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (CB20 for 20% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast live in the early bird cbd studios in austin texas my name is will to freeze to my right dave ruff what to do willie oh that i don't think that works what to do will so willie how you doing i'm good went to bed at 9 30 last night i'm very very refreshed right now for some reason did you get a beard trim i did your beard looks very well manicured like dj got one t off got one yesterday i was gonna get a haircut but i decided to push it to next week that's fucking dope that you did that it's alpha she won't be here next week what are you talking about

she will are you sure don't need to get your story straight I was literally with her yesterday yeah her little sign on the counter that says she'll be gone

the 18th through something that's not what it says though maybe she just put that up for you yeah she didn't want you to switch that out she's like she would never do that

she likes me she's like I don't want to even see that trash beard around here she enjoys me we enjoy each other really yeah like conversationally oh okay She likes me. She's like, I don't want to even see that trash beard around here. She enjoys me. We enjoy each other. Really?

Yeah, like conversationally. Oh, okay. Yeah. Conversationally. I guess Dylan's really inserting himself early in this podcast. So, Dylan Chivary. I'm getting smart about it. Hi, guys. Hey, man.

Happy to be here. It's going to be a great episode. I'm so excited for it. We actually have a really good lineup right now. Yeah, it's good. It's very, very good. I'm happy with it. Sometimes I say that.

I don't mean it. I actually mean it this time. I didn't think last night's episode was very good. Of Love Island? No. I just thought Hannah made some interesting choices. Oh, this is the wrong one, Dave. We already did that one.

Yeah, you can't say... Fuck, my days are running together. Dude, stop saying fuck. This isn patreon oh god darn it what uh what are we doing today well first and foremost having fun major shouts to washmedia.com slash shop where there's some new long sleeves up uh also like dave said we do bachelorette, our Friday listener voicemail episodes. And we also have our, uh, what's that? What's that show called? Stranger things.

Stranger things. Recap live on Patreon, patreon.com slash circling back podcast. Get in the door for as little as $5 a month. It's really nothing when you think about it, but either way, the price of a $5 foot long or, or if you were to go back in time and get the five for five five roast beef sandwiches from arby's they still bring that back once in a while they have the i think you're stipulating they have the meats yeah oh yeah you just don't need that much roast beef for five bucks uh high school me did you know

what i would do i would get the five for five and um but i would do it the sandwiches i would just get the first one and i would take the top bun off and i get the rest of them take the buns off get all the roast beef and just stack it on that one and then just have one super sandwich you can't do one super sandwich i do that with with taco cabana um chicken fajita tacos oh yeah i had to minimize your tortilla impact exactly yeah i just i just dump all the meat into one wait are you going to taco c there's one right by you. Every now and then I do, just for a quick fix. Really?

There's one right there. The chicken fajita tacos are not bad. The chicken's decent. Taco Cabana, underrated. Actually, it's probably rated properly. It's still trash. Like on a high level. The chicken is fine.

I'm not acting like I don't eat it. I've had it. They actually grill the chicken right there, which is cool. There's just too much other stuff. I agree. It's right there by my crib. Like I said, just a quick fix. We've got the murderer's row right by my crib.

It's Arby's, Popeye's, Taco Cabana. Dude, I'm doing the VinceMcMahon.jif. I don't know if that's Murderer's Row. That's Murderer's Row. That's a pretty trash line. That's Murderer's Row. So to get to Dylan's place, that could see that being trouble because you have to make that U-turn.

You go under Mopac, and then you come back up on the service road, and right there is that Taco C. Taco C, and there's a Whataburger there and the Einstein bagels that we mentioned. Did you end up getting a bagel the other day? You were talking about it. Yeah, I got the mentioned. Did you end up getting a bagel the other day? You were talking about it. Yeah, I got the everything. You now know what an everything bagel is. It was so good.

That's big for you. It was really, really good. It took you 37 years, but you finally tried an everything bagel. I didn't even know what it was. It's not like I was avoiding it. I didn't either. I was just totally oblivious. We made salmon last night.

You can buy everything seasoning from Trader Joe's. Are you kidding me? So they have all the seasoning that's on top of the everything bagel sally crusted her salmon with it last night wow it was it was good it was a little too much flavor for me i went with more simplistic approach but sally's wow yeah she she went straight loco on it that's cool very interesting uh let's talk about roback real quick before we really hop into things please polos quarter tips hats performance tees who knows everything's on there look they have new stuff coming out too they have you a lot to talk about that dylan uh well they have new

performance i can i think it's safe to talk about the performance tees they have some new stuff coming out too they have you allowed to talk about that dylan uh well they have new performance i can i think it's safe to talk about the performance tees they have some new ones coming out um cannot wait it says coming july 19 on their site really there you go so i guess coming july 19 this is already public knowledge then did not even know that well 2019 not july 19th so they still have like technically sure i don't know, 14. They have two weeks to get this stuff out before we start riding. Right. They don't want us to show up at their door just banging on it and asking for more. No, they don't want that to happen.

No. But yeah, go check these guys out. It's roback.com. That's R-H-O-B-A-C-K.com. I mean, you see us wearing this stuff all the time. And luckily for you people at home we got a promo code cb 20 20 off cb as in circling back right and then the 20 is for 20 off that's what that means yeah okay so yeah cb 20 for 20 off at roback let's talk bobcat dude i think we

saw this mond night. Right? Yeah, it's been out for a few days now. Yeah. Oh, I thought this was a weekend deal. I can't remember. Like, you know, I'm all mixed up. It doesn't matter. Like, if we haven't covered it, it's not big news. This happened a couple weeks ago, and I think they finally arrested the guy or cited the guy.

It says new mugshot, which means that there was an old mugshot. That's a great point. Why do they have to say new mugshot? I guess it is new that they got it. But, you know, it's this breaking news world we live in. We have to always put words like that, like new,

like adjectives updated, new mugshot. This is the 21 year old charged with breaking into a Bobcat enclosure at the Chattanooga nature center, playing ball with Evie and letting her escape. Oh, that's Caden, bro.

It's my dude. Caden. His name, if you gave me 20 guesses, Caden would have been somewhere in, that's Caden, bro. That's my dude Caden. Yeah, his name's Caden. His name, if you gave me 20 guesses, Caden would have been somewhere in the 20. Caden. Caden, I'm not going to put his last name out there. I wouldn't do that to him.

21, was identified as a suspect after an unidentified member of the public came forward to Nature Center personnel about his potential involvement. So somebody just straight up snitched on him. That's bullshit. He was issued a citation in lieu of an arrest for criminal trespassing and vandalism.

Some woke person responded to this tweet and said, so that's what smug looks like. Like, I get where he's coming from with that because he's smiling in his picture, but like, he doesn't look smug to me in this. That's what Cole Hamill looks like. So yeah, apparently he got in there in the enclosure and he was playing ball with it. but he doesn't look smug to me in this. That's what Cole Hamill looks like. Yeah. Apparently, he got in there in the enclosure,

and he was playing ball with it, like you would a retriever. Yeah. The thing got out, which can be problematic, since it's a wild bobcat. Yeah, it said... Therein lies the real problem, I i think is that it got out of its yes the the issue was that it almost died while it was out in the wild really yes because it's

it's not it was probably raised in captivity yeah okay yeah so i mean you could blame the zookeepers he was apparently not in snapchats so this was a soft bob soft bobcat he was just doing the selfie with it like putting his hand way up in the air, getting a good angle. I would like to know. I would like to see the footage. They have some security camera footage. And I'm interested in how receptive the Bobcat was to this game of ball. Did he bring the ball?

Because historically. Did he bring like a three-pack of tennis balls? He doesn't say, but I'm assuming he did. Maybe he had the little thing, the launcher thing, the chuck it. Historically, cats don't really play, don't really fetch, right? That's not a cat thing. Yeah, I don't know about big cats. In his statement, he said that he tried to get the cat back in the cage,

but couldn't, so he left. Like, eh, fuck it. I'm out of here. Yeah, dude, I couldn't. I mean, I guess that's the move. If you can't do it, like, well, I'm just going to go home. Yeah, like, what do you do? I don't know.

You can't, like, bait it. Unless you brought, like, some, like, steak or something. You can't really bait it in. If anybody knows this dude, we'd love to talk to him. I would absolutely talk to him. You know our number. Caden. If you're listening, there's a chance Caden listens.

Somebody who knows Caden is listening to this right now. It's kind of like the dude from the Chicago Steakhouse. Like, someone in his squad definitely listened. That's our demographic. You know what, though? With the Chicago Steakhouse guy, we're talking about Hunter. Hunter. He seems like he rolls in crews that don't listen to podcasts.

Like, they're too cool to listen to any podcast. All they do is do blow and do finance shit. They fly private places, so they don't have to have that downtime where they put in headphones. Like, they're just drinking champagne. Yeah, they make fun of us. Right? They make fun of people who sit first class.

Yeah. Yeah, they're like, God. With the commoners. he's definitely uttered the words like dude i might never fly economy again wait so how do you you have a podcast so how do you make money on yeah like cool so are you like with that barstool company it's like all of them instagram they're fucking hilarious patchy on the head like oh it's cool man probably run into him at a bar, he might give you one of these. What's up, man? Oh, what's up? Hey.

Yeah, you know Caden? Yeah, dude, he got in some trouble for that, man. Yeah, dude, his dad's working on it. I think he's going to get a book deal. Caden said he was walking toward the Bobcat and eagle exhibits. So he could have... Good thing he didn't get into the eagle exhibit. So...

Dude, I feel the most bad for birds in captivity. I do too. Yeah. Usually if an eagle is in captivity, it's been injured. And it's like recuperating. Okay. I don't think you can just keep an eagle in captivity. Surely there's a law against that.

I don't know. It's got to be. I went to the San Diego Zoo and there were bald eagles there. There's a little nature center here in Austin and they have a bald eagle, but it's missing a foot. I'd say that too. I'm just kidding. He's missing a foot? It's missing a foot.

Like a talon? Yeah. And so it can't really operate like a normal eagle out in the wild. I heard Big Zoo just cuts off feet of bald eagles so that they can have them on display and make money off of them i don't think that actually happens that's what happens there's a preserve down the road that's got one also it's a bald eagle they're just like feeding it hymns trying to grow something let us back up top yeah so it's on like propitia it's on all that shit i hate you so much dude it's chill though caden's dad like he's like kind of like in with the chattanooga like attorney district attorney so like we're good

his dad actually is the mayor dude caden's dad is something important yes you don't just how does he how did he get in the zoo a lot of i mean a lot of questions about the cage but like how do you even get in the zoo at that point to be fair it's not a zoo what is it wildlife center that might be easier to get into it says it is a what's like was he drunk it's a it's an the reflection writing arboretum and nature center they need to change that name that's too much the reflection writing reflection writing arboretum and nature center they got a rebrand so did he was he was he drunk he had opened oh yeah okay so drunk so did he just pull up his like he was kayaking 2019 tahoe oh he was kayaking and got off to to like walk over to he saw the uh the uh, the exhibit. He goes, fuck. Yeah. I'm going to pull this kayak to the side of the river. Gets out and gets in there.

He was late night kayaking. Can you get a DUI for that? Does it say it was, I don't know what time it was. No, I don't think so, dude. I think it was in the middle of the day.

Holy shit. I think I found his Instagram. Fuck. Yes. How can you like, I feel like you could get a DUI for kayaking. Yeah, that's him. I think I found him. I'm not going to put it out for kayaking. Yeah, that's him.

I think I found him. I'm not going to put it out there. Yeah, I think that's definitely him. Are they holding bongs? It's tight. Smoking's tight. You can get a DUI on a bicycle. Why would a kayak be different?

I don't know. Because you're not on a roadway. It depends on the state. You're in a waterway. You could get a DUI. Part of drunkenly operating vehicles is that you're also endangering yourself.

So if you're like hammered operating a kayak. That's true. You could get a BUI. You could drown. Yeah this is him

for sure. Oh yeah he's even got some kayaking Instagrams. Dude fuck yes. He's an outdoorsman. He climbs. What are the

chances we see him in Lake Tahoe? Just like kayaking next to us while we're whitewater rafting. I mean, I don't know. He could be our guide. I feel like that's very unlikely. I don't know. I feel like that's the place to kayak.

We got to play that course that they play the celebrity tournament at. What course? The one that they were just at. Oh, that. Yeah. For your bachelor party. I don't know if I'm going to do golf. I'll go down a day early and play.

Yeah. I just got some people that I don't want. I don't want them to feel obligated. And we'll join you. Dylan, you shouldn't. I mean, you said you can't leave. Why are you roast handing me? Because you said you can't leave the bachelor.

I'm glued to you, dog. Whatever you want. What if I don't golf we'll go down and that's where we're going that's where we're going early then when you get there we'll be by your side we're gonna check it out alone from here while you guys are golfing we'll be 18 when you when you touch down in tahoe we're gonna have like a nice two two drink buzz y'all be like trying to play catch up all night and it ain't gonna work. Got him. Yeah. All right, Caden. Okay. Good to see you, man.

Okay. We also have major news. El Chapo. Shit. You never like to see him trending unless, I mean. No, you do. Actually, yeah. Well, unless it means he's done something just truly terrible like you know kill families of people and stuff like that but we've we've confirmed

that he gets life in prison well if i find out choppa like i think i do which life doesn't mean yeah which for him means two to three years. It could mean two to three weeks. I do want to... Okay, let's get exact confirmation on what he's getting life in prison for. It says, notorious drug lord Joaquin El Chapo Guzman has been sentenced to life in prison plus 30 years. So he can die and then 30 more years.

Seems unnecessary. They just let him rot. That's what they do. That's how we sentence. Rot in jail dead for 30 years. Yeah. That's how that works. Yeah, that sells off limits for the 30 more years. Seems unnecessary. They just let him rot. That's what they do. That's how we sentence. Rot in jail dead for 30 years. Yeah. That's how that works. Yeah, that sells off limits for the next 30 years.

What are the charges? It was an 11-week trial. It's like criminal trespassing. Was he playing with a bobcat? We did that entire segment without talking about the fact that it was a bobcat and whether we would have been worried about fighting it or not. The answer is obviously no because it's a bobcat. Yeah, they're not big cats.

I wouldn't want one to run up on you, though. No, of course not. You don't want to smoke. I don't want to get scratched up. No. Do you know what's worse? Sorry, this is choppo-centric. Do you know what's worse than life in prison?

He's ordered to pay $12.6 billion in forfeiture. Who is that kind of coin just laying around? It's going to be tough to collect on. Yeah, yeah. Something tells me that he doesn't just have like a Scrooge McDuck room that they can just go like file stuff out of. I am interested in what kind of assets he has. I know he's got a pair of dope new balances

that he was arrested in. That's about all I know. That's frat. If there's anybody that has really over-the-top snakeskin boots, it's definitely Chapo. He's probably got some $10,000 boots. Dude, I bet he's got the boots. Like rhino skin.

We don't support that. I know of a Chapo. You could tell Chapo, no, he can't have his rhino skin boots. Does it say what the official charges are? What I'm reading is that he was sentenced for his role in leading the Sinaloa drug cartel. Yeah. Maybe a nice Rico outfit.

Yeah, I don't... I don't know. What we do know is that he... Let's see. One of the most suspenseful questions that remained Wednesday was whether Guzman, a notorious figure who did not speak during his long trial, would speak in court in what's expected to be his last public appearance before heading to Supermax prison in Florence, Colorado.

Oh, the Supermax. That's where the Unabomber is. It turned out that the long-pursued drunk Kingpin wanted to speak, his lawyer said. So, whether he did or not, we're not sure. Looks like it was racketeering. Drug trafficking charges, all that shit. Racketeering is a serious charge.

International drug trafficking. He was a narco guy. Wasn't Tekashi69 booked on racketeering? I believe so. He pled. Tekashi. That's a guy who I just kept seeing on Twitter, and I had no clue who he was.

Just some real gang shit with that kid. Oh, he's the gross-looking one? The guy with the 69 tattoos all over his body? Yeah, what's up with that? He's a weird dude, man. You're not making... I mean, somehow that's not even the worst decision he's made. Which is crazy.

The 69 face tattoo. The 69, 69 tattoo. Yeah. Like getting 69 tattooed on your face. Like 69 is like, that's a joke. We just tell, you know,

because we're all immature. We don't actually get it permanently. I've been working. I've been workshopping area 69 jokes for like days now. And I haven't come up with a good one. Like he went into a tattoo parlor. It was like, I want this on my face for life.

It's weird. God. I mean, it's interesting. What do we know about this Colorado prison? It's a super max. So this ain't your grandma's max. This is super.

I wonder what the differentiations between like a maximum security prison and super max are. I don't know. I would love to know. You know, he's lucky though. He didn't get sent to the, uh,

the super max where like they're tortured. They can't even sleep. Cause there's just dudes with like tricked out Toyota supers, just like gunning it, like drifting around the prison all night. I feel like that's like really unsafe for them. They could like go through a wall i feel like super max is um they don't do like activity they don't like have that's where terrorists are like the big terrorists that we caught and like i think the unabomber's there i think the mcveigh tim mcveigh i think like your

entire day is just spent in your cell as opposed to getting rec time and stuff like that. So you're not looking at views of the mountains and stuff? No, I don't think you get to go to the library and get books off and stuff like that. You don't get to go skiing once a year or anything? No, you don't get conjugal visits. What if he convinced them to take him skiing one day

and he just escaped on skis? I think the ski escape escaping on skis is one of the dopest ways you can escape yeah so he he took he was doing some tree skiing and just never came out we had no idea where he went on this glade over here and like just disappeared i'm not sure what the deal is oh yeah the guy who did the first world trade center bombings there was there that same exact prison it It's in Colorado? Yeah.

It's the only federal Supermax in the country. Oh, really? Oh, yeah. I assume it's the middle of nowhere. Right? Yeah. And not like... Yeah.

Gotta be right. So he got arrested on 26 drug-related violations all the way up to a murder conspiracy. His conviction included crimes such as narcotics trafficking, using a firearm in drug crimes, and money laundering. So just your run-of-the-mill

drug kingpin shit. Yeah. He's one of these guys, and I think we've touched on this before, that like on the surface, it's really fun to joke about, but when you go deep down into what's happening,

it's like, oh, yeah, we probably shouldn't joke about that. Oh, you mean like Pablo? Yeah. Yeah, I went through a phase where I was like writing hard for Chapo. And like Kim Jong and happening. It's like, oh, yeah, we probably shouldn't joke about that. Oh, you mean like Pablo? Yeah. Yeah, I went through a phase where I was like riding hard for Chapo. And like Kim Jong and stuff. Someone was like,

you know, like he's committed heinous crimes against a lot of people, like ruins lives. Yeah. And I was like, yeah, I guess that's a good point. Do you think he's bummed

that he can't watch like Narcos Mexico season two? Because like he was like, that would be kind of tight to watch yourself. I bet the guards will be watching and be like, dude, this me like dude this show's so you fucked it up in episode four they're like standing there like they're standing there like holding their phone down next to his next to his cell just like letting him watch it once in a while it's like here you go you

fucked it up in the scene in exchange for favors whoever they casted looks exactly like him yeah it's it's incredible i'm pumped for the next narcos season yeah do you think that guy's just sitting there like the entire season one of narcos mexico just like getting horned up for his like emergence he's like dude just wait yeah just just fucking wait dude um yeah so pretty much if you're if you are a terrorist and you are prosecuted under the laws of the united states you go to the supermax if you are prosecuted under the laws of the United States, you go to the Supermax. If you are a double agent, like you're selling us out to the Russians or something,

you go to the Supermax. The Boston Marathon bombers, they're there. Good. This is, wow. They got some power players there. They need to separate some of these people. Hey, Dave, I have just a law question. Since his crimes, for the most part, were committed in Mexico,

why was he extradited to the United States and prosecuted here? I mean, they were trafficking drugs into the United States, so he could fall within our jurisdiction doing that. Okay. Yeah. Okay. The U.S. sentence was announced 18 years after President George W. Bush formally declared Guzman a drug lord,

imposing U.S. sanctions on him under the Foreign Narcotics Kingpin Act. There you go. Boom. The Kingpin Act. Does Mexico have to sign off on that? Like, oh, yeah, y'all can have them. Yeah. That kind of thing?

Okay. Yeah. So Mexico wants to get rid of him? Yeah. He broke. Remember how many times he broke out of Mexican? I think they want to wash their hands with the whole Chapo situation. You guys deal with this guy.

We can't even keep him in jail. They can't keep him in jail. And plus, like, a lot of parts of Mexico have, like, a lot of corruption in government. So it's a better look for them to just have us put them in jail as opposed to like the Mexican government. Yeah. You know what I mean? Because there's still a big portion of that country that has,

you know, a lot of drug trafficking. So, Oh, trust me. I know this. I watched Narco season three. So I'm,

I pretty much know what's going on down there. What will I just Googled Sinaloa just to see its exact location geographically and just check out some photos of the landscape. Beautiful, right? It appears to be beautiful, but the 10th photo in is just a dude lying dead in the middle of the street with officers surrounding him. I mean, you don't want that.

That's not good for tourism. That's not exactly what i was about to say oh also yeah did i say if you're an organized crime figure like uh mob boss like joseph lombardo is there hey i don't know super max hey joseph lombardo yeah any like anybody gets convicted mobsters man big mobsters it's a that's a scene there can you imagine the cafeteria in there bad boy shit they got like a Chick-fil-A. A fajita night for Chapo. Would Chick-fil-A get really old?

Like every day? Anything would get old if you had it every day. What if you mixed up the sauces? The sauces do change things. The sauces do change things. Remember when people were talking about sauces and what the best sauces were on Twitter? No, but that sounds like something Twitter would do.

Yeah. What's your favorite sauce? What was the outcome? Number one sauces are Chick-fil-A. Chick-fil-A sauce? Yeah. Oh, yeah. Just all their sauces though.

But Chick-fil-A sauces is so good. You know, it's just what, honey mustard and barbecue combined? Is that what it is? It's hard to say. Why don't you just stop exposing their secrets?

Yeah, I think that's what it is. Maybe you don't just like give out company secrets. You're like the kid in like elementary school.

Be like, you know what the secret sauce in the Big Mac is, right? You know, it's just like mayonnaise and ketchup. Shut up.

That was you. You thought you had some kind of insider intel. Okay, let's all just relax. Dude, shut up. So, um, Chop up. So, Chapo.

Oh, sorry. I did tweet about this. My top three were number one, Chick-fil-A. Number two, Arby's. I would switch those, but that's fine. Arby's sauce and horsey sauce are both really good. And then number three, Popeye's. Popeye's has done a lot in the last decade to up their sauce game.

They have too many sauces now that I get stressed out to order. You know what I hate? I hate when I go to a place, I'm not calling anybody out, but you pull up and you want like, you don't know which sauce to get. So can I just get one of each? And they're like, well, we have to charge you after the third one or whatever. You know, you really don't. Just give me the fucking sauce.

I don't know which one I want. You have like 18 sauces. You know what I'm talking about, Dylan. Of course, David. Damn, Blackened Ranch. Blackened Ranch is interesting. How do you Blackened Ranch? Do you put it on the grill?

That's what I was going to say. It just has pepper in it, I'm sure. Black pepper. That's my guess. I don't know. Dude, shut up. You're a real know-it-all. I'm a big sauce guy.

There were people coming at me saying that I needed to respect Whataburger sauces more. And this is why I don't fuck with it. They have jalapeno ranch, I think. Yes, I think they do. People love their spicy ketchup. I'm not a ketchup guy. You're not a ketchup guy. So like,

that doesn't affect, eh, ketchup's not that great. Will dips his fries in mustard. No, I like barbecue sauce in my fries, but if I go to Chick-fil-A, I'm just taking those waffle fries and just absolutely scooping Chick-fil-A.

You strike me as the kind of, you strike me as the kind of dude who gets like the fries from Whataburger and goes home and gets like the nice Dijon out of your fridge. Dude, that would probably fuck. Dude, that would probably fuck.

That would probably fuck, honestly. Have you ever done ketchup and mayo? No. No. Apparently the French do that. They do the gravy, right? I don't know. Is it Canadian?

I'll be honest. When I go to Whataburger, I don't even get the sauces. I get gravy. Growing up, I used to dump pepper in my ketchup before I dip my fries in it. You do the packet and just dump it on top i don't hate that at all pepper is this something is this something you saw on twitter and like tried to and you're trying to relate to your childhood kid there was no twitter so no okay i've always wondered who when you go to a fast food restaurant and they had the little packets of salt and pepper i've always wondered who the people that are like

i need more salt on this shit yeah it's like they undo the tiny little thing and first of all when you when you rip it like half of the salt falls out and then they're putting that on their on their chicken strips like there's not enough salt yeah the salt is unnecessary salt they shouldn't even have those the pepper though the pepper is necessary pepper's fine i like i like throwing some pepper on top of some pepper in the gravy that's not bad no one's peppering gravy. I don't, it sounds, now I want to go get some shitty fast food and just eat. We are here eating.

Sorry. Do we have anything more on El Chapo? What do you want to eat for fast food? Like right now? Yeah. Honestly, Popeye's. There's a Popeye's,

there's a Popeye'syes right next to our place. And every time I get on the highway, I pass it. And every single time I look at it and think, oh man, I might get Popeyes tonight. And I probably only get one every 10 times. I feel an obligation to talk to Dave every time I go there. Send a photo, be like, yo, check it out. And then he's like, hey, send us a pic of your food.

And then we do that. I'm learning a lot of people go with the strips. People like tweet me or snap me their orders. And a lot of people just go strips. They're really good. They're good. I just, it's a little surprising. They're really good.

And they're actually really good leftover. Yeah. Like the next day, like they still taste amazing. Eat it cold. You can eat it cold. It's fine. Yeah. So I got nothing else on El Chapo and nothing else on popeyes okay our trending topics right now on twitter they do trending stuff on the side yeah i've heard of this

this is this is a murderer's row el chapo of course aisha curry eric trump nick saban yeah why is nick saban trending right now? Is it SEC Media Day? Yeah, it'd be Media Day. Yeah. What does he do? Does he just go up there and he's like, yeah, we're going to win the SEC?

Probably doesn't say it just like that. Is he ever going to retire? At some point he will. Did you see that story that came out recently about him wanting to go to come to texas a few years back and texas said no i didn't get i didn't get past the headline gets me how do you not get past that headline because i didn't want to read it and i don't really necessarily buy it the uh the nick saban to texas thing was one of the most hilariously annoying right times because because annoying times because everybody knew somebody

who knew somebody who was showing houses to his wife. Oh, he's got a real twin Westlake with his wife. Oh, he's got a house picked out in the Spanish Oaks. They saw him at Chewy's eating lunch. He's got a helicopter in from Spanish Oaks to UT campus every day for work. Oh, they got it all set up. Shut up.

This isn't going to happen. That's why I didn't get past the headline because I just don't buy it. Why would he going to happen. So I don't. That's why I didn't get past the headline. Because I just don't buy it. Why would he want to leave Alabama? Because you're in Alabama. That's a great point. No offense.

Actually, offense. But he's got like a. I think people in Alabama are self-aware still. I think he's got a dope lake house in the area. Not that he couldn't get one here, but. Yeah, Dylan. Yeah. Yeah.

No, people love to still talk about it to this day. i'm just like i don't care you didn't get him you didn't get your guy did you didn't happen now you got tom herman who's just like snorting adderall at 24 7 the story is it texas said no to him which doesn't make any sense to me that sounds like that's just that's retroactive trying to stunt he probably has for like 10 mil a year which actually give it to him was mac brown wasn't mac brown making something like that no no i thought mac was making quite a bit i think mac was making around five but that's like it's like asking a girl out and she says no and you're like oh no i didn't want to go out with her anyway that's what mike that's what mike dexter would say yeah 100 texas is the mike dexter of college athletics just reliving their glory years

just talking about 2000 whatever holy shit that might actually make sense this is good we could run with this oh stop mike dexter's tight mike dexter is tight did you see what uh ellinger said about baker mayfield yesterday media day uh-uh. He clearly got talked to by someone. And they asked, like, do you like him? And he was like, yeah, I respect his game. That's it. See, they go low, he goes high. Yeah, but he's gone low numerous times.

He needs to not tweet. He's not good at Twitter. Oh, you mean his Texas A&M tweets? Yeah, it's bad. About the airport that's named after an Aggie? Yeah. Shut up, dude. He had some spiel about the horns down thing, too.

How, like, anyone who does it, I'm keeping a mental tab of everyone who does it. You're going to pay for it. They're, what, in your fifth year of college? That sounds like an OJ vlog. Yeah. Hey, uh. No, he tweeted... A few months back, he tweeted about how there's too much A&M stuff

in the Austin airport. And how Austin is Texas' city. UT's city. Okay. And it was just like... I don't know. I saw that they're talking, man. They might start playing again.

Herman wants to schedule them. I would like it. I like the... I'm from the school of thought even though i don't really have a dog in the fight although i will pull for texas over an a and m that uh you just leave it because wasn't the last win case mccoy yeah and that was it like that's how you went out like case mccoy he won some big games it was it, it's, that's fine. Uh-huh. But he wasn't, he's not like,

it wasn't like Colt beat or Vince Young beat A&M. It was like, oh yeah, Case McCoy. You guys took that out of the case. The other McCoy brother.

Yeah. Like, yeah, A&M fans have to live with that, that lasting memory, which isn't good. I feel you,

Dave. But, but it's a game that should happen. Yeah, I, college football, Twitter, I feel you, Dave. But it's a game that should happen. Yeah. College football Twitter hard-os are the worst, man. I saw some A&M who's like, have you seen our non-conference?

Have you seen our schedule? We don't need a schedule, Texas. Texas is a joke. You just spoke for every SEC fan in existence. That was pretty much SEC guy. Yeah. Yeah. I found the tweet.

He said, just arrived to the Austin airport after a fantastic vacation, but the amount of Texas A&M advertising efforts around the airport proves their large insecurity about being the little brother in the state of Texas.

Damn. I don't know if I hate that tweet. I mean, it's... Okay. I mean, it's... He's not wrong. But he kind of is wrong like

you're not buying advertising to show that like because you're the little brother you're buying advertising to get people to your school and like get your name out there this is the biggest airport near them so the airport

Austin Bergstrom is named after an Aggie something with the airport is named after an Aggie whether it's Berg airport is named after an Aggie, whether it's Bergstrom or whoever. I don't really know. All right, here's his tweet

about the horns down thing. Okay. Is this from like last season? Yes, this is from, yeah, this is last season. I think this is right after West Virginia game. He said,

I remember every single team slash player that disrespects the rich tradition of the University of Texas by putting the horns down. Do not think it will be forgotten in the future. Ooh. Come on, Sam.

Come on, Sam. Bigger than the Kraken.gif turning around. Hey. Heisman candidate. Heisman. Heisman candidate. He's not going to win the Heisman. I don't hate that.

Dude, he put up Numbies last year Yeah If Numbies Unless they stop letting him run He's not gonna win the Heisman Cause he's gonna play

In like six games Don't say that man Herman's doing his best To run him into the ground He's a bull He's a tough kid He's a big dude He's an absolute unit

He's got some Thick ass legs Hey That tweet stinks But Why Why did no one print like no texas fan print that off and put that on a shirt like just a tweet it's i don't know you know there's some texas fans that went full erection yes including fans who love that not all right you're

ready for this so this was shortly after his tweet about the airport. Texas A&M tweeted, Howdy, Austin. Until March 24th, travelers from around the world landing at blah, blah, blah airport will be welcome to Texas with a little Aggie spirit. Fun fact, Ags. Captain John August Earl Bergstrom, the namesake of the Austin-Bergstrom International Airport, was an Aggie class of 1929. So, I don't know there.

Either way, I feel like it was just a reach. Yeah. Yeah, I don't like that. You just can't share with us. Also, don't talk shit to a school you're not going to play. That's a great point.

You can never back it up because you're not going to play them unless both teams tank and you're in the texas bowl again but still they've been rivals for like a hundred plus years i know but like it's just like an unnecessary fan like it just seems unnecessary so they're gonna flag the the horns down yes big 12 is yeah well yes well if it's directed if you're doing it at a player or at the sideline, then yes. Okay. That's soft.

It's soft. It's a Big 12 ruling. It's soft. It's not a Texas ruling. I know. Yeah, I'm sure no one in Texas was just talking in the ear, somebody. We should be able to throw the horns at another sideline. It falls under the taunting umbrella.

I'm not trying to come to the fence too much. I think it's pretty ridiculous. Plus, it probably serves as motivation more than anything else if they do it to you. But you can't taunt the other team. That's a rule. So if you score a touchdown, you can't do a throat slit gesture.

Does that get called back or is that a penalty? If you do it to the crowd, apparently, you're fine. But what if it's the student's if you do it to the crowd apparently you're fine but what if it's the student section I'm in the crowd all day then my horns are down all day in that crowd shut the fuck up I do hate the horns down

I'm just I'm kind of a Texas hater right now not I actually like the football pro I like everything about it except I don't like Tom Herman and so like I kind of don't hate hating on texas once in a while he just he's so insufferable to me i kind of enjoy how insufferable he is i know and texas fans should that's what you should enjoy like yeah if you have an outspoken cocky coach like that that's great but i'm a i'm a fan by association so i'm allowed to hate him right now

and i'm allowed to say that everyone knows knows I'm a Charlie Strong guy through and through. No one's a Charlie Strong guy. Dude, every day was turtleneck season for him. Every day. Love Charlie. Took that L at Kansas, but... No one's ever seen that neck before. He sucked while he was here.

Sucked. Whatever. Y'all might be losing your pipeline from the DFW athletes. Just want to let you know on the recruiting trail. Why is that? The head coach at Duncanville, Reginald Samples, his son was an assistant wide receiver coach at Texas. That's a name.

He just left SMU. Oh, dude, look at you knowing this shit. Oh, so you're trying to tell me that all the blue chip DFW prospects are going to stay home and go to SMU? Yep. Yep. Honey Express, too. Hey, He brought the

Duncanville quarterback to Texas. If anyone from Texas is listening that's on the recruiting team or whatever, I can set you up at the Harbor Springs High School Athletic Department. We've got some athletes. Native Baller's brother. No one's even recruiting up there right now. This is a totally untapped territory.

We also have one of the most beautiful stadiums I've ever seen. If I was a college football coach, I would exclusively recruit in the UP. I would be upper peninsula. You just have white fullbacks. Yeah, but just with dope accents who know how to hunt

and gather. I don't even think, I don't know if that's like... No one's getting recruited up there. I don't know how we even got on that tangent that's why it's a tangent that's why it's a tangent um let's talk face app real quick that was the number one trending topic when i woke up this morning face that yeah i tweeted a face that photo on monday night it might have been monday night i hadn't really seen much about

it i didn't really know much about it we had a friend who sent us a photo using the face app and i was like oh sally download that and do a photo of us i want to see what we look like so she did last night my tl was chock full yeah could not have been fuller of people doing face app stuff yeah t-man did you bleacher report was just like on another level last oh that was their super bowl they had to make everybody forget about the shitty u.s women's national team tweet surely someone did that like did something with that someone just old person the entire tweet oh yeah that sounds like a beating it's crazy to me how real it looks yeah that's why people are so infatuated with it.

It's crazy. The picture that you posted, for example, of you and Sally, that's totally believable that it's a real picture of old-ass people. Yeah. Crazy. But now, woke Twitter's coming out about who started the app. Russia. Turns out it's Russian.

Right. Is that woke Twitter? I think so. I think so. Then you got to throw Dave in that. Dave's woke Twitter. Dave's somewhat woke. I really don't think that's woke Twitter,

but it's not really important. I don't know. Would you say that if you hadn't tweeted it? Yeah. Okay. Woke Twitter, I think more of like social justice. Like this is more like, hey, privacy and privacy nerds i have issues with

people complaining about the privacy here mainly because all these people complaining on social media about privacy are people that are putting stuff out on social media constantly and i understand that you don't want like russians having all your information like that i get that that being said the amount of like rights that you've unintentionally signed away in this world is like insane and you don't even think about it why is this something that i'm totally not bothered by or worried about at all okay so some russian company or russian even the government has a picture of me and my son like just chilling okay it's it's just because a there's russian hysteria right now right so we know we know russia tried to influence our election blah blah blah we know they're they're constantly trying to

hack the the country in different ways so there's a lot of people like anything they can tie to russia you can make a story out of it but this company is kind of sketchy. If, if you know what you read about them is true. And like, you're giving them license to use your photo in like advertisement. So you could end up in a commercial, that photo. That's great for our podcast. That is great for our podcast.

That doesn't bother me. I, but I think a lot of people, if their likeness was used, they would like to be compensated or like maybe if they don't want to end up in like a, an anal wart commercial or something, but you know, that's, it's it's it's all you don't know what's going to happen but then a lot of people are freaked out about deep fakes that's kind of the next frontier i wouldn't worry

about that um they're taking very strong precaution when it comes to that deep fakes who who's that government what are you talking about like they want to shut no one wants to shut down deep fakes more than the government. Yeah, but this is a Russian company. Can you explain to me like I'm five with a deepfake? Deepfakes is where like, they take your face and they put it on a video and they can make you... And it looks identical. It looks like you're the person

saying these things or doing these things. It's like, it's... I don't know. There's a lot of paranoia about what it could look like in ten years. Because you could theoretically show a remote part of the world a video of Trump saying, we just launched nuclear weapons. And it'll look completely real.

Yeah. No, a lot of it's paranoia. I saw it so much that I was like... And then I saw so much of this stuff on my timeline, and I saw this information about it, and I was like, well, I'm just going to fucking of this stuff on my timeline and I saw this information about it and I was like well I'm just going to fucking throw this out on my TL but yeah no it's probably not that big of a deal you're probably not going to end

up on a Russian commercial or on a Russian billboard or hey you're the annual awards guy but even if they do this how do they differentiate because people aren't just doing themselves they're doing photos of us they're doing photos of their friends they're doing celebrity photos. So like if you are putting

that information in the app. Yeah, you're fucked. Well. You're fucking your friends. Well, I mean, so it's like, it's pointless to even worry about because everyone's doing it.

Everyone's getting face-apped. There's millions of faces just being put into that. I think you should still worry about it, but it's not. As far as like things that the Russians are doing,

this probably isn't up there. But I haven't even downloaded the app, and my face has been done numerous times and tweeted at me. Thanks, T-Man. And so I'm like, okay. I haven't even downloaded it, and I'm still going to get screwed.

It's not just your photos. It's whatever. I didn't sign up for the app, so whatever you put in there to get the app, like the ass name, date of birth, blah, blah, blah, that kind of information they can get take that and do whatever they want with it which i don't know what they can do with it i don't know what all you have to put in there like your address um so it could be used to you know do whatever if if there's some kind of uh you know if they want to hack you i don't know they have information like i feel like they already have information

from me that they had long before this app existed who's they this company just Russians just Russians in general just government entities

of any country I don't think it'd be hard to get my paranoid meter just doesn't go off at all stuff like this it doesn't either

for me mainly because like okay I've done 23andMe my DNA is somewhere yeah people say 23andMe you'd be is somewhere. 23andMe, you'd be like, the government has your DNA.

Oh yeah, we already, yeah, they've already, they've already framed me for something. Yeah, I'm not going to commit murder

or anything. I'm not going to commit murder So, I'm not worried about getting caught. 10 year challenge that people were doing all over the internet. What was that?

They were saying that, it was when you tweeted a photo of yourself from 2009 versus 2019 and the people were like, oh, they're just updating their records, blah, blah, blah. It's like, okay. That's a lot of records to keep. that people are like, oh, they're just updating their records, blah, blah, blah.

It's like, okay. That's a lot of records to keep. Trust me. Like, yeah, like, I don't know. I don't know if photos of me are something that I should be worrying about. Maybe it's like all my other information out there. Yeah.

Well, I think the idea is that they could get to that information through this, but yeah. Anyway, looks like Phil just posted a video. i just saw that on my timeline um oh and he's he's at zach johnson in it well this could be perfect um i'll have to watch this later yeah no i think i think uh every major sports team i follow has faced fate what's it face apt their their team yeah the mas did a funny one.

It showed what their players will look like, and they just did a regular picture of Dirk because he's old. They got him. They burned him. You had that idea for me at one point, I think. I did. Yeah, I did. You didn't deliver on it.

Who was it who sent us a tweet? Go ahead. Here's a question regarding just the agreement that you agreed to by downloading the app. I mean, is there any chance they just made this generically like ambiguous and and broad just to cover their asses in the future for anything that could happen uh don't i don't know you don't have to say i'm good i don't know about because like yeah you could misconstrue the language for being evil but like they they could just be covering their asses by being like yeah we can use this for literally anything well

they're the whole point of having an agreement is to cover your ass i mean it probably is those things are definitely written overly broad um there's also another issue with the app that people are talking about and that it's been around since 2017 and used to be able to make yourself like a different race so it's essentially digital blackface that you could do to yourself i am anti-digital black and they got killed for that okay so i'm not mistaken i have seen this shit before like this isn't just a brand new thing because i swear this came out i i didn't i had never seen this stuff i've never i mean i'd never seen the old people thing before. I thought they had it on Snapchat.

Is that a different? Yeah, but it was. That's another thing. It was hokey looking. It wasn't, this is like next level. What does Snapchat's user agreement look like versus this? You know, I don't know. Dude.

I'm just asking. I think people are hyper aware of this stuff now, like in the post Facebook, in the fallout of what we find out about like facebook what they've done with your your information like selling it to advertisers and shit and like so now anything that comes out like this there's a there's a yeah privacy experts are all over it but i don't remember the, you could change your race. Yeah, that was a thing. Um,

I don't know. So that didn't go over well, huh? Barcelona just signed a very, uh, good soccer player who won the world cup with France last year. And he had a black face photo that came out and no one really talked about it that much. He went as a,

a player from the tropics team in tropic thunder and he went full, like his entire body was black and he's a very white man. Oh no. And like, I kind of, it's kind of interesting to me that people don't like, I don't know. It seems like,

it seems like that would stick with me for longer than it did. If that's here, if that's here, it's like, it's kind of interesting to me that people don't like, I don't know. It seems like that would stick with you for longer than it did. If that's here, it's like, you are, are you in the league anymore? Well, people like, I mean. Was it a recent? Oh, obviously it was. If it was a movie reference, it was in the last. Yeah. I mean, he's only 29.

Let me see. Let me see the date on this. The time stamp. I mean, he's only 29. Let me see. Let me see the date on this time stamp. There's a guy recently, a guy from Hawaii who showed up for his sentencing or court, someone from court, and he had a black face on.

That's not the move. No. He said because he was being persecuted like a black man. So he wanted to look the part, I guess. If anyone wants to look this up, it's Antoine Griezmann who did this. So he's a good player? He's a very, very good player player he yes he's a striker and I don't know what if there was how much fallout there was at the time but that being said like I mean Europe is extremely racist too yeah like extremely racist yeah European the the soccer hooligan culture kind of I feel like once a year you you hear

some horrible story about like something the fans are chanting. Or throwing bananas at the black players. It's absurd. I was also mistaken. It wasn't from Tropic Thunder. It was just a straight up Harlem Globetrotter. Number 69. So he did have a sense of humor with it. He went as a Globetrotter? Mm-hmm. Come on, man. Come on, man.

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Someone had a great day at our dog park, and it was just towering over other dogs. I'm not a killer, but don't push me, Dave. Damn. That's a good segue into what I think we're about to do. Are we doing Tupac? Oh, is that a Tupac line? Sure. I don't remember.

Yeah. Yeah, it is. Isupac line? Sure. I don't remember. Yeah. Yeah, it is. Is it? Okay. My buddy sent me this yesterday, and he said, quote, it reads like satire. I don't know.

How can this be real? It's so good. The headline is, Iowa agency director asked to resign day after emailing Tupac lyrics to all 4,300 department employees. And it truly does read like satire. We need to know what song.

Okay, so this guy, I mean, dude, I don't even think it's just one song. I think it's every song. This guy is pretty deep into Pac, man. This guy's name is... Was this accidental? Jerry Foxhoven.

Oh. And he said he frequently sent messages to various employees praising Tupac's musical work, but was asked by Governor Kim Reynolds, Republican, to resign last month after he sent an agency-wide email. For years, Foxhoven hosted weekly Tupac Fridays, where he would play the rapper's music in the office. Why aren't we doing that? That sounds dope as hell. This is my favorite part. He also brought

Shakur-themed cookies to the office to celebrate his 65th birthday. Some with the iconic phrase thug life written on them. According to reports. What is a, what is a Tupac themed cookie look like? I don't know. It just says, it just says thug life. The AP through public records request was given 350 pages worth of emails with

the words Tupac or number two POC sent to and from Foxhoven during his two year tenure at the helm of Iowa's department of human services. Um, is this fella, is he a, a white man? Have you not seen him? No.

Uh, dude, uh, the whitest Republican, most generic guy you've ever fucking seen. It looks like everyone's dad that I know. Yeah. Okay. This just got better he's old like he's straight up old oh dude he's you know there's some people you look

at you like oh i'll bet that dude like you know in the 90s he was into some like you know eclectic music he was into some wild shit this dude looks like he listens to nothing but like yacht rock like christopher cross he looks like he vacations nothing but like Yacht Rock. Christopher Cross. He looks like he vacations in Aspen. It looks like we took Will Forbes' picture and face-apped him and made him old as fuck. I want to hear this guy on Sway in the Morning or something. I want this dude going.

Get him on Breakfast Club. Just do it. That's so funny, man. Does this guy burn? Dude, you know he hits the kill. Need to know what lyrics were dropped on this. I mean, I know it was a lot, but I'm assuming... Dude just went hard on Tupac.

I just picture him driving into work every day just jamming out to Pac. What if that was what you said? That was the one that he sent. Like somebody was being disgruntled and it just said i ain't a killer but don't push me oh my god that'd be great you know here's a document that was recovered by these people he says i'm sure you're already aware but sunday june 16th is also tupac's birthday he would be 48 today if he were alive. So, of course, I will be celebrating both Father's Day

and Tupac's birthday. I hope you all enjoy this day as well and take time to enjoy one of his songs. Hard to believe he's been gone almost 23 years. Here's an inspirational quote by him. Pay no mind to those

who talk behind your back. It simply means that you are two steps ahead. Damn. And then he included a photo of Tupac. Wise words being quoted. This guy's great, man. I mean, he's a moron, but he's great.

Do you think he had a quote from Tupac in his email signature? Absolutely. Oh, for sure. You can't have 350 pages worth of emails that say Tupac if that's not the case. What if you're... This guy got grandkids and shit, right?

I just want to, I want to get, I want to, like, inside this guy's psyche, understand why he's so obsessed with Tupac. Yeah. It's just,

it's just weird. It's not not weird. I want to know what else he's into. I need to see what he, this guy does at his house at night. Like, when he gets home, puts on some Pac, and is just singing along with it. Do you think he censors himself when an N-bomb comes along?

No, he's going full N-bomb. Hopefully he does now. I think, yeah, there was a time where he did. Okay, when I saw this story, I was thinking maybe he was sending some lyrics out that included that word, or maybe some like... It sounds like he was sending some lyrics out that included that word or maybe some like, it sounds like he was responsible when it came to that. It sounds like he might've been pretty smart about it.

Cause I could see how that would be an issue. It does say that he shared one of his lyrics about love on Valentine's day. That's beautiful. And he used the rapper's image to try to improve the agency's culture. He's doing it for the culture. I wonder how many times his mom got like dear mama lyrics on mother's day god okay i think i know how this happened i think i know how do you think he ever did a speech where he stood up and just said all i see is racist faces dude he had to think he

might have so i think that's what got him into tupac because you know the song changes that's a bruce hornsby song yeah he so he definitely heard Bruce Hornsby. Yeah. This is how this happened. That was his segue. This was Hornsby, and he was like, whoa, this is pretty good. And then the beat drops, and it's like...

I haven't listened to that song in a while. I might have to do that today. Changes goes. He just goes home. He sparks a blunt, puts his feet up, and tells Alexa to put on some pop. Yeah, he pets his golden retriever and just like hey alexa wait a minute play tupac a thousand percent a thousand percent

when he's like gonna have like a a team builder he's like we're gonna have we're gonna do some uh some grilling at my place you know where it is thug mansion What is he doing? This guy's great. But he's an idiot. Somebody needs to get this guy on the show. Dude, why are you so in the park, man? I mean... His name's Jerry. I'm not ready to give up on this guy.

His name's Jerry. I want to see... What's next for Jerry in 2019. People are like avoiding introducing him to people around the office. He's like, no, dude, he's going to say some

stupid fucking Tupac lyric. You don't mean any Jerry's anymore. Can you imagine spitting with the interns? Just walking in,

stop, play boy. I mean, just dapping everybody on the way. Everyone in the office he has their own handshake with. And they're all elaborate. They're all like 30 seconds long.

You know, he has some go-tos. Like some classic ones where people are like, oh God, he's going to say it, isn't he? So he gets up to address a big group, and he's just like, all eyes on me. You you know he works out with a bandana around his head too i've never been so sure about one thing this guy definitely has grandkids this guy looks like the most grandfather's grandfather of all time unless unless he like i don't know it's possible he's just like rolling solo no here's a photo of his him and what appears to be his wife he's wearing a khaki suit with like a like baby blue tie and

just imagining him going home and kicking off his loafers and just tossing on some swag tupac it's just so good his wife his wife white? Yes. Yes. It'd be funny if she was just some thick black woman. I'm hoping this doesn't have like, I hope there's not more to this that comes out and it like makes him look like a dickhead. Because this right now, it's like one of the best stories of 2019.

And it's like, it's an innocent story too. Yeah, right now. Yeah, there's no like accusations of him dropping N-bombs or anything like that. So, like... I know. Unless that comes out, I kind of think he should have kept his job. He was just trying to do it for the culture. That's fucked up that somebody, they canned his ass.

It'll bounce back. I can't stop looking at photos of him from, like, 10 years ago, either. Like, it's just so good. Some of the headlines for this's just so good. Some of the headlines for this are just so good too. Iowa official ousted after bombarding emails with... Bombarding employees with emails about Tupac Shakur.

Like, come on, dude. Should we do this weekend in fun? Y'all remember the Hail Mary trick that would like tell you that, okay, so like there's a conspiracy theory Should we do this weekend in fun? Do y'all remember the Hail Mary trick? That would like tell you that, okay, so like there was like a, there's a conspiracy theory that if you listen to Hail Mary, the number of seconds in between the bells ringing,

like they're like, well, they had this whole elaborate thing. It was like, there's the number seven is significant because in the Bible, da, da, da, da, da. And when he was resurrected and it was like this whole thing

and like someone concocted. This is like 2005 internet, so people had a lot of time on their hands. So you guys are... I asked this a couple weeks ago. No, he's definitely dead. You guys think he's dead, right? Yes.

Yeah, he gone. Do you think Jerry thinks they're dead? He's dead? Well, he even said in one of his emails, I can't believe it's been 23 years since he's been gone. Oh, okay. Did he say he's been gone? Yeah.

Was that in parentheses? Hard to say. I bet what got him canned was that he tried to take a big portion of the budget to get a hologram Tupac going to bring that action to the agency. He was like, Jerry, for the last time, we can't do this. They already have the technology. He's like, no, we got last time, we can't do this. They already have the technology. He's like, no. We gotta do this. Jerry, we have more important things to do.

I can't believe, I mean, this sounds fucking stupid, but I can't believe Tupac was only 25 when he died. He had a lot of hits for 25. Was he 25? Yeah. Yeah. That's low. I think he was older than that. One of the goats, man. Damn. Some people say the goat. older than that one of the goats man damn

some people say the goat I'm not one of them but he's up there who's your goat Drake I was a notorious Post Malone I was a big notorious

B.I.G. guy I also am I don't like to pit these guys against each other but I was a B.I.G. guy also for me it's really hard to beat 90's Snoop Dogg

really hard to beat I never went through a Snoop Dogg phase oh I did next episode I was into B.I.G. guy. Also for me it's really hard to beat 90s Snoop Dogg. Really hard to beat. I never went through a Snoop Dogg phase. Oh I did. Next episode I was into that. He was the first one of my first hip hop artists.

Doggy style is one of the best rap albums of all time. I think had I been born three years earlier I would maybe be more into Snoop Dogg but by the time I started listening to rap

Snoop Dogg wasn't really for me I guess. Dude one of the first rap tapes I ever had was Onyx. Do you remember Slam? Sounds really familiar. Yeah. That was one of my first cassettes. Me and my buddy Norris.

Actually makes our beats. We're big Onyx guys. And if you remember Criss Cross, they wore their clothes backward. Yeah, that's a dumb bit remember Criss Cross, they wore their clothes backward. Yeah, that's a dumb bit. Criss Cross would make you jump, jump. Who were the people that got in trouble for lip syncing? Milli Vanilli.

Yes. Yeah. Their career ended overnight. Girl, you know it's true. That's the song. That was embarrassing. I felt bad for them. One of the guys ended up not doing well.

That's tough. That's tough. Yeah. Especially embarrassing. I feel bad for them. Yeah, that's the time. One of the guys ended up not doing well. That's tough. That's tough. Yeah. Especially now. It's a bad look. A little squad lip syncing now. Yeah, Ashley Simpson. Don't drag, Ashley.

No, she needs to be. Pieces of Me was great. Pieces of Me is a terrible. She's trash. I know she rebranded. She rebranded. She got screwed on SNL because dude, she got screwed on SNL up to that point.

Like every pop star lip sync down there. She's just one who got caught. I don't, I feel like there wasn't that many lip sync lip syncs on SNL. I don't know, man. I don't know. I don't know.

I would say really, I mean, yeah, there's no way to know. Didn't she come out and say she had some throat issue or something when she was lip-syncing? Yeah, same. Me too.

If you watch any Britney Spears show, any Britney Spears show. Oh, 100%. She is not even close to saying that. That's expected from like... If you're a pop star and part of your bit is you dance a lot, you're probably going to lip-sync a lot of that because that's pretty hard. Does Beyonce do it when she gets her

trademark 18 minute performance at every award show? I feel like she... I've never heard of her doing it. I haven't either. There's one person that wouldn't just because it's definitely her. I know Lady Gaga doesn't. Have you seen Jay-Z's new hairstyle?

I saw. I watched the Letterman with him. It might be old, though. He's got the little mini dreads. I don't know what you call them. What am I talking about? Yeah, I hadn't seen it. He looks kind of tight. I'm kind of into it.

He's 50. He's got a lot of swag. He looks better than he looked a few years ago. He's got more of a... What can I say? He's got more edge now. Whereas for a little bit, he was just kind of like what he lacks in natural good looks. He makes up with swag.

Yeah. Yeah. So I can go a long way. Sure. You got him. I got him. Beyonce. So sauce is forever.

Speaking of swag, he's got the sauce. We don't have a fun episode. Are we doing this weekend in fun? Oh yeah. We gotta do that. Yeah. I'll start as I usually do.

Well, as always, it's presented by Eisenhowers in austin texas friday i have nothing however i plan to talk you guys into doing some kind of dinner situation it'd be fun not not like a night out afterward just like a fun dinner and get a couple drinks and go home and pass out i'm gonna try saturday and sunday um the homie and well, Saturday, homie and I are going to meeting up with my sister and brother-in-law. We're going to go swimming somewhere.

We don't know. Might go on a little adventure. Might go to like Hamilton Pool or somewhere like that. Who knows? Check out the Peternalis River right near the Hamilton Pool that you can get access to

through the same national park. Look at Texas guy over here. There's like all the spots. Right down the street from here. Not right down the street, but near it, they have like an entrance to it. It's a real chill swim spot. Can we get a little, all the spots right down the street from here. I'm not right down the street, but near it, they have like a entrance to it.

It's a real chill swim spot. Can we get some good cue in the area? Mr. Texas. I'm going to assume that the day that I went there, I went to Salt Lake after. Okay. Uh,

that sounds tight. That's some shit I want to do. I've not been to Hamilton. Come with dog. You know what the, you know what the bitch of that place is though? All the bitches you have to keep your dog

on the leash I would love to bring Rosie out there and just let her gotta keep Dave on the leash then oh man crime dog

and that Sunday I don't know nothing just chilling the open we're going to see oh yeah of course we'll be watching the open

all day Sunday doesn't sound like you will no I will be we're going to see... Oh, yeah, of course. We'll be watching The Open all day Sunday. Doesn't sound like you will. No, I will be. We're going to see The Lion King on Thursday. Tomorrow. All right. Me and the homie.

So am I. You're getting a hell of movies off, man. Okay, go, Dan. I'm going to The Lion King Friday. Where? Alamo. You know what it is. Come on, dude. They're five grilled cheese sandwich. Yeah. Alamo you know what it is come on they're five

five grilled cheese sandwich yeah grilled five cheese sandwich thing it's called so good man Lion King I'm gonna wait to see Lion King until

after because people are gonna be crying in it I just don't want to deal with kids that's a fair point I sat next to some kids at a

what's it called Secret Life of Pets and they were just kind of little sn. I sat next to some kids at, what's it called? Secret Life of Pets. And, they were just kind of little snots. I sat next to the snottiest, little brattyest

shithead of all time the other day. Parks and I went to go see Aladdin. By the way, not that great. Dude, I thought Aladdin was good.

And this kid next to me, he was probably five. He was in, we had the reclining seats. The entire movie, while he was sitting next to his stupid mom, was just going with the reclining seats the entire movie while he was sitting next to his stupid mom was just going with the recliner all the way out all the way up the entire movie his mom was just sitting there like letting it happen how'd you not say anything you should you should

have done the thing where you press the button or write down report them no we were at um regal okay if you were at alamo you could have just written it on your little ticket. They take it. They give the parent a warning. Oh, and this kid didn't know the concept of whispering in a movie. So he was asking his mom what's going on in full volume voice. I'm not going to blame the kid here. What are you doing, dog?

That's the parent's fault. Oh, exactly. The mom, you suck. No, that's what I kind of like about Alamo, is that if someone's making a nuisance, you can get them warned. They get one warning. They take it seriously. And I love it.

Meanwhile, Park's sitting next to me, just being a perfect little angel, just super quiet. That's what he fucking does. He whispered to me a couple times. Hey, Dylan. Is the reason you didn't like Aladdin is because you didn't know it was going to be a musical?

That was part of it. You dumb motherfucker. But it just wasn't good, man. How musically was it? It's just like the anime. They probably did like five numbers. The opening, did you see what I... Remember when I reviewed it, I said the opening where Will Smith's on the ship and he just busts in a song?

It almost made me a little uncomfortable at first yes but yes yeah i didn't know it was a musical aladdin yeah are you did you not see the fucking thing that i saw i saw the original one like i don't know 38 years ago 28 years ago so like all the songs I sang in it you just like completely forgot I recognize a couple of the songs but I didn't really understand well just know going in

there's a lot of song in Lion King like Hakuna Matata you're gonna hear that FYI they're singing in that I love it but the Lion King

they get a pass from me because there's just no way to be king Aladdin and Lion King to me are like 1A 1B and the homie loves the original not Aladdin Lion King to me are like 1A, 1B. And the homie loves the original,

not Aladdin, Lion King. We're excited. What are you doing this weekend, Dave? Besides Friday night? I'm going to see the Lion King. I don't know what Friday night is. Apparently Dylan's got something cooking up. I thought you were going to do it Friday

to see the Lion King. Friday in the afternoon. It's a matinee. Good call. Good call on that. Oh, hell yeah. I don't do, I don't know. I do not do Friday or saturday night this could go one of two ways oh no i'm just because there could be a lot of kids no no there could be a lot of kids i don't want dude as long as it's

a movie like the lion king i don't care that much if if there's some little interruptions here or there yeah but if it's like if i'm seeing like saw three, I don't want it. I don't want to hear you eating your fucking Parmesan sandwich or whatever. I got yelled at for at the Revenant for checking my phone. Really? Yeah. You were like Alma. Yep. They gave me a warning and I was like, that was the first time I'd ever been to one.

I literally pulled out my phone to see what time it was because they were handing out the checks. So I was like, this seems early. So I pulled out my phone to see what time it was. Waiter behind me. checks so i was like this seems early so i pulled out my phone to see what time it was waiter behind me okay i feel like after the checks come out it should be you can kind of get away with a little bit more they're already they're already like interrupting people by just walking around and handing them checks whoever did it for the revenant chose the all-time worst time in that movie to start handing out checks it was like tense silence was it when he was banging the bear i don't know and it was just like so fucking quiet and then he just like is slamming checks

down in front of people i was like dude pick your spots you've seen this movie like seven times by now saturday for the boys pretty open during the day uh with me in the home. Might do a little dinner. We're going to see a rock show Saturday night. The old 97. We're all stars now. Not their song. At the rock show. It's not even on the... Okay.

Going to see the old 97s. Dallas' own. An old favorite of mine. Dallas, huh? Yeah. I've seen them once. That's a lot of my support. You've seen them? Yeah, I saw seen them once. That's a lot of my support. You've seen them?

Yeah, I saw them for free. Where? Louisville. Kentucky. Oh, really? They were playing on a... I forget what it's called. They had a free concert thing that they did like once a month.

They played Time Bomb? And that was them. Yeah, they did. Hell yeah. Time Bomb goes. And then Sunday. No plans. Maybe I'll get to the pool Sunday.

We'll see. We'll see. A lot of people are tagging me and circling back in this Phil video. We need to explore it after the pod. Okay, okay, okay. I would say we could play it, but it's almost three minutes, so that would be stupid. Yeah, that seems a little too long.

Meet this weekend. I got a a pretty pretty quiet weekend coming up sally's on call which means saturday will be for the boy boy being me and outside of that i really got nothing on the docket which is going to be phenomenal just docking there's a lot that dylan's the docking guy. There's going to be a lot of pool action, I'm going to assume. Probably going to go a little early on Saturday to make sure I get my chair. I've been trying to lay claim on a chair lately. You need to just lay claim to the in-pool chair. It's like in the shallow end.

Trust me, I have a process now. I go and I lay in the sun and I get really hot. I get in the pool in the deep end. I swim the length of the pool, which is about 10 feet. And then I get out of the pool. I get on the in-pool chair. And I sit there for about 20 minutes. Then I get back in the pool, slink back over.

Boom. Get out. Get up on the towel again. That's a good little routine. Yeah. Yeah, it's really hard to stay cool when you sit next to that pool. Hey, it gets hot out there. It gets hot out there.

I usually wait until my belly button fills up with sweat before I get in the pool. That's a thing you do? Yeah. That's gross. My buddy said it one time. That's what he does, and I adopted it from him. But that could just be one bead. Don't you have an Audi?

I do not have an Audi. Doesn't your son? Nope. Yeah, he does he's got a pretty pretty handsome belly button okay just like his old man

ew I don't know what you're doing right now stop you're the one that's talking about Audis and shit stop talking about your belly button you freak

alright this is getting weird yeah you made it weird he's letting it fill up shut up anything else you want to talk about yeah what other weird tics do you have

are you ready I'm sure you're ready to get out of here yeah it's about time I mean yeah it's about time yeah let's go I want to watch this Phil video

okay um if you guys want some more of us this week Dylan will be releasing the cat's name on Patreon on Friday oh yeah

patreon.com slash strugglingbackpodcast get it okay bye on Patreon on Friday. Oh, yeah. Patreon.com slash Struggling Back Podcast. Get it. Okay. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye.