Circling Back - Fajitas & Friendship

Episode Date: June 4, 2025

The boys ate fajitas and saw 'Friendship,' Mary Kutter's new joint "Red 40" just dropped, Bonnie Blue plans public sex stunt, This Weekend in Fun, and Run it Back. Support us on Patreon and receive... weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠www.washedmedia.shop • (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (19:05) Fajitas & Friendship • (48:25) Mary Kutter's New Song • (57:50) Bonnie Blue's Latest Stunt • (1:04:12) This Weekend in Fun • (1:10:15) Run it Back Support This Episode’s Sponsors: • Bilt Rewards: Start paying rent through Bilt and take advantage of your Neighborhood Benefits™ by going to https://joinbilt.com/steam • Shopify: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/circling • Rhoback: Use promo code WASHED20 for 20% off at checkout at https://rhoback.com/ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 We are coming day after day. We are coming. Hey folks, welcome back to Cirling back podcast. It's a visual show. We've got visuals. We've got video and we've got producer Randall Trimbaki. He's back. He's back from Indiana. He's back from the big move of 2025 and let's check in and see how he's doing all around. Randy Trimbaki. Hi. Hi Dave. Doing fine, I guess. Trombacchi. Hi. Hi, Dave. Doing fine, I guess. Okay. We were telling tales of your misfortune last night at dinner. Our friends wanted to know about your situation. They felt bad for you because they're watching from afar. Yeah. A lot of things stacking up right now that's not going to be fun. We'll see where things lead. Did you do a scorpion check of the new place?
Starting point is 00:01:07 No, but I need to talk to our apartment complex and pretty much be very much like, hey, we found two more scorpions on our move out. So you should probably deal with that at the old place. You should, before they release it, release, You should, before they release it, release, or before they, you know, fill the place, the vacancy, you should like put it like, whenever they get to show somebody the place,
Starting point is 00:01:34 walk over and be like, hey, by the way, place has a scorpion infestation. I feel like it's my duty to tell you. They're not gonna tell you, but I want you to know, found like six of these fuckers in the last two years. How many would you find? Alive and dead since August five. That's a lot.
Starting point is 00:01:50 Yeah. Wow. Many, many years ago when I, along with about 10 of my friends had scabies as a group, since I was like 22, I bombed my apartment and surprisingly some scorpions were living among, like 22, I bombed my, I bombed my apartment and it, uh, surprisingly some scorpions were living among amongst me and my roommate. Yeah. I had scabies, David.
Starting point is 00:02:13 This is a long time ago. What's your problem? Get over it. Y'all got it together. Yeah. Was this like, it was someone's, someone's honey blue beta mode. Someone's home was infested and we all went over there for a gathering and we all got it.
Starting point is 00:02:27 What kind of gathering? So it wasn't magic. The gathering. It's, it's not, it's not, that has to be sexually transmitted. It can just be running around like with your pants off. We were like sitting on couches and stuff. Like people do when you visit, you know, a home bare bottoms. You guys have your bare butts out.
Starting point is 00:02:43 No, I didn't get it on my bare bottom. I got it on my hands mostly. What is the symptom? What's the first symptom of a scabie? You get little bumps on your skin and it's very itchy. Yeah, it sucks. It sucks big time. Hard to get rid of.
Starting point is 00:02:58 Surprise. I'd never known Dylan to do a little bump. Oh, because I do big bumps. I'm a gator tails. Is that what you're just saying? Well, it's not a bump per se like such as. Gator tail is not little bump. Oh, because I do big bumps. Gator tails is that you just say it, man. Well, it's not a bump per se, like such as. Gator tail is not a bump, no. It's a fat ass line. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:03:13 That's a hell. Anyway. I didn't know you had scabies. And you, the whole time at Grand Ex, you let Ross be the guy with the scabies. No, I was, I was actually open about it. I've never hidden. That's how you got the scabies. I've never hidden the fact that I got scabies 20 years ago. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:29 All my friends got it. Why'd you bring it up if you're mad about it? Because we killed a scorpion. Okay. With the bomb that we let loose in the apartment. Dang, did you rock it like a hurricane? Did you? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:03:44 No. No, that wasn't part of the situation. But we did kill the scabies I believe that were living in my place. That's scary. Yeah. So I got a torn up knee, broken furniture. I want to, once you send me that agreement, we'll see what they're on the hook for. You know what? I will. You know how I'll do it pro bono.
Starting point is 00:04:06 What a guy. They said that they would cover 60 cents per pound. I need a catalog stuff, but I don't know. We'll see. I'm gonna, you and I can go over it. 60 cents per pound? Yeah. What is this? Bonnie blue? Dylan noted before the pod. Dylan, I think actually wants to talk about her plan to, to be a, to go 2k on us. I did put it on the, on the rundown.
Starting point is 00:04:30 If you want to talk about it later, I'll talk about it now. That's you want to do it now? Well, I don't know. That's a funny Photoshop to put Bonnie blue on the like video game cover of 2k or holding up the Wilt Chamberlain 100 paper, you know, my favorite George straight song, Bonnie blue Bonnie blue was the co by the way, her real name is Tia Bellinger. Okay. Billinger. Yeah. It's Tia time. Yeah. My favorite Tex-Mex place growing up was Tia's. It's no longer there.
Starting point is 00:05:07 It was in the Oak Cliff, South Dallas, way down Camp Wisdom, kind of by Redbird Mall area. And we used to go there. Of course that was a Friday night place. It means aunt or aunt in Espanol. I was always an aunt guy. I never said aunt. Aunt always feels too like,
Starting point is 00:05:24 Yeah, like you're trying to be too proper. Like she'd be like, like you're sipping with your pinky in there. She's a duchess. My aunt. Oh, Randy, your furniture has been done. We don't have anything planned today. We're just going to do this. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:42 I had crumpets with my aunt. All right. That's so stupid. Plenty of people say aunt and it's not hoity. Me and Blondie Blue had a couple of spots of tea. That for fine gentlemen. Spots of tea. Why did it go Italian at the end? Spots of tea.
Starting point is 00:05:58 Yeah. I don't know. They're all. It did a lot. You did a lot. Yeah. We're doing a lot. Dylan Sh Dylan Shivery, man. I just, I'm pumped to be here. I got a new hat. I'm wearing today for the first time.
Starting point is 00:06:09 Speaking of Espanol, hermanos means brothers. Where'd you get that? I like to think, uh, you guys as my hermanos. No, no. How do you say acquaintance in Espanol? Oh, we're having fun. I think we're more than that, Dave. Where did you get that hat? Do you go to stag? Our good friends at Howler Brothers. Oh, that's a, that's a Howler Brothers. Yeah. Okay. It's a, it's a nice summer green.
Starting point is 00:06:37 I needed a summer John. It is not sea foam. It is like a, I don't know. You call it. Oh, I mean, I don't know. I'm asking the wrong guy. It's like a sage, but I feel like a sage. It's like a pale. Ah, so you You call it. Oh, I mean, I don't know. I'm asking the wrong guy. It's like a sage, but I feel like it's a Like a pale.
Starting point is 00:06:46 Ah, so you can see it. Yeah, super sage. Hashtag sage. Irony. You like it? Yeah. It's a little more colorful than a sage. Sage is a little more gray, but yeah, it's a good hat.
Starting point is 00:06:57 Thanks, man. Wow, people are like, I wish I could see it, dang it. I feel low key handsome in it. I'd love to watch this and see the color, but you can. I'm kind of nice with it Go to youtube.com so circling back. It's a visual show. I see my Stunning new hat and our handsome faces. Yeah, you should probably try to get a little sun kiss this weekend That's a good idea. I'll be bossing. That's a good idea
Starting point is 00:07:18 Getting good weather. Yeah, we'll be I Gonna be a hot one Guess what we had some controversy on the Patreon yesterday. We came in totally ready to do a little cold calls and come to find out somebody potentially compromised our spreadsheet, our spreadsheet that when someone submits something to the form and says, hey, I want you to call, call me. Here's my number, blah, blah, blah.
Starting point is 00:07:47 Sources it to this Google sheet. We opened the Google sheet. We got hacked. And, uh, if, if someone actually took the time and that was what they did to hack us, that they wasted their time. They didn't do anything funny. All they did was just mess it up. I like to think that they're incompetent hackers.
Starting point is 00:08:02 Like they got through and then they fumbled the bag. They thought our firewall was going to start firing. They try to hack into our finances and they couldn't get there. So they just went to our Google sheets instead. Yeah. I like to, we did not actually get hacked. And what your posts on Patreon or re-read it. I'm like, people are not going to initially know
Starting point is 00:08:20 this is a joke that we didn't actually get hacked and people's information isn't actually out there. Yeah, we didn't actually. Yeah. Oh, like their data. Cause I was like, I don't think anyone thought that. I was reading his like Patreon post and like it didn't come across as a joke. I was like, Oh, don't hack me. Russia got into our Patreon information. So they have all your, all your emails. No, man, we don't do that stuff, man. We don't compromise your data, man. No, man, we don't do that stuff, man. We don't compromise your data, man. It's totally encrypted anyway, man, whatever. I thought it was HotPie Media potentially.
Starting point is 00:08:50 No, man, they shut down. Well, they're trying to crawl the way back into the industry. Oh, man, crab theory, no? This is how they do it. Yeah, I didn't even think about that. But you know what, just assume this. Your phone number's probably out there anyway already. Like my phone number's fucked.
Starting point is 00:09:09 Like no one, my phone number's passed around. I just got a email, a text about how I have an outstanding traffic ticket from Northwest Indiana. And I have never once received a traffic ticket in my life. So very cool. Is that true? Yeah. Boring ass driver.
Starting point is 00:09:24 You've never gotten a speeding ticket. Nope. I've only been pulled over twice and they were both when I was a teenager and I've got a warning both times. Tended to. What? My hands are tended to it. I've got it on the cruise control at 65 miles per hour. That's narcy. How's that narcy? Not getting pulled over. I just obey the traffic laws. I feel like narcs obey traffic laws. One season in club hockey, I acquired no penalty minutes. I also didn't play the full season, but then people made fun of me.
Starting point is 00:09:54 So now you are me basically. It's like playing a full basketball game and committing zero fouls. Like, what are you doing? It's a little, yeah. I'm a goody two shoes man, never got detention either in my whole life. I think I got in school suspension one time.
Starting point is 00:10:11 I got suspended. I don't know if I ever got detention. I got suspended for my fist fight. Oh yeah. We were smart enough to fight off campus. Sometimes you can't avoid it. Mr. Chivory was not happy with me. He didn't care that I got in a fight,
Starting point is 00:10:24 which I did not start. He cared that I got suspended. They did threatenivory was not happy with me. He didn't care that I got in a fight, which I did not start. He cared that I got suspended. They did threaten to kick me off the golf team. Actually tried to because a group of like 40 guys, um, not before school, our senior year, like shoe polish some cars. And for some reason I was the, I got. On or off campus. Off campus.
Starting point is 00:10:44 Why would you get in trouble for an off campus stop? Oh, that's a great question, Dylan. We did the same thing. It was tradition. Somebody, somebody's, one guy who is not even in our crew. It was like a 40 guys. Like that's not our, no one has a 40 person crew. Right.
Starting point is 00:11:00 It's just, you start, you start gathering up fringe guys. One guy wrote something on someone's car that they shouldn't have, a girl's just, you start, you start gathering up fringe guys. One guy wrote something on someone's car that they shouldn't have a girl's car, like drew a wiener or something and gets back and I, I get pointed out. It's like, he's the ringleader. I wasn't the ringleader. I'm not Barnum Bailey. You're not, you're not the brilliant mind behind that. No.
Starting point is 00:11:20 It was tradition at Anderson high school where I went to school that the day before school, first day before school, first day of school in the fall, seniors would shoe polish the juniors cars. And I mean, I was like, you know, popular, obviously. So they got me pretty good. Obviously. You shoe polish your own car, didn't you? No, I didn't shoe polish my own.
Starting point is 00:11:40 Oh man, you got me good. They got my two door Tahoe pretty good. Trash my own house party because nobody came. What's that from Dylan? Say it again. Trash my own house party because nobody came. I don't know what that's from brother. Hermano, what is it?
Starting point is 00:11:57 Sum 41. It ran it, you know I wasn't going to get that. I know you weren't. Did you guys have any like other traditions? Like we never really did any senior pranks. I wish, I mean, in high school? What? No, I meant, we played this football team called
Starting point is 00:12:14 the Elephants and we walked to the stadium. Oh, I see. Very cool. Yeah, I wish we did senior pranks and stuff. We were, we were just such a huge school that I don't know. Things like that didn't really happen. Yeah. You guys were too busy just driving the speed limit and stuff. We were just such a huge school that I don't know. Things like that didn't really happen. Yeah. You guys are too busy just driving the speed limit and shit. Yeah. Staying out of trouble, keeping your nose clean. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 00:12:34 We're not allowed to leave campus for lunch. Oh, we got trouble for that. Shout out to my buddy, Will had a Jeep with a little lift on and big tires. We would just pop the curb. And then one day, shout out Mike Kreitzberg, the old principal. He came up to us. He's like, Hey, you know, we, we have cameras, like we can see you guys leaving for lunch. Like, can y'all stop? We used to do the exact same thing.
Starting point is 00:12:53 And then they put huge rocks surrounding our parking lot. Damn. Except for like the actual exit where they had a person stationed, making sure that you are a senior, only seniors could leave. We know. Yeah. They never did it. Off-campus lunch was never an option for anyone. We still found. For the best. Really? Not even seniors could leave?
Starting point is 00:13:11 No. No. For the best. Oh my God. For the best. Why is that for the best? Because people are just going to go smoke and drink and shit. I mean, people are leave off, leave campus. They're just going to do-
Starting point is 00:13:21 Having sex and stuff. Want to do bad things. Yeah. We, seniors could leave and it was, it was dope, but we used to sneak off before senior year too. Yeah. I don't think we were allowed to. The guy, the guy who monitored the parking lot, um, very old man and we called him stealth, you would just, uh, creep around in his golf cart and pop us.
Starting point is 00:13:42 It was funny. It's not that funny. We call them stealth. That was his nickname. It Papas was funny. This is not that funny. We call him stealth. That was his nickname. That's pretty dealt though. Yeah, he was like 85. It's a pretty sick nickname. It was a kid, I've told this story,
Starting point is 00:13:53 but there's a guy at my high school. I had a full ride. I swear, someone said it wasn't UT, but he was playing on the baseball team and he was a very good pitcher, and he was gonna go somewhere, and he burned down the guard shack as a senior prank. And he got caught, someone knocked on him, probably.
Starting point is 00:14:15 Somebody randied him. Didn't they know that you were the ringleader of it though? No, this is years before I was a senior. So it's amazing it didn't somehow come back to me, ninth grade kid wearing baggy Abercrombie clothes. Cookie Monster pajama pants. No, I never owned Cookie Monster pajama pants.
Starting point is 00:14:36 That was like the old generation. That's when that became a thing. That definitely was. That was a SpongeBob era. Yeah, Cookie Monster pajama pants, Etnie shoes, smoking cigs at the skate park in middle school. Icomical romance on the iPod.
Starting point is 00:14:52 Just ring a bell Dylan. It does not. Randy, tell the folks about, do you know it? A game show that used to be on Patreon. Do you know it? A game show. Tell everybody how we made you move it. This is my, are people saying that?
Starting point is 00:15:09 No, somebody DMed me very nicely, but he's like, yeah, some of us were wondering, I guess he's in a group text or maybe it's the Reddit or maybe it's the Discord, who knows? But it was saying like, we're just curious, like why did y'all, you know, we didn't, and it's kind of a randy thing. Yeah. I explained it, I think pretty well on the actual episode. It's something that I've been wanting to do for like, over a year now. I remember talking to like some Dickie Know-It-Alls at the Chicago meetup, like telling them like, I'd already been thinking about that. And so that was like back last summer. You get randy together with the Dickie Know-It-Alls, you never know what's going to happen.
Starting point is 00:15:45 Yeah. So this is just something I think it has potential to build into something else. It's going to be on YouTube. I was hoping to have the first episode at the end of June with personal stuff happening right now with the knee and how shitty the move went. Maybe it's going to be later in July. We'll figure out exactly when we can record the first one. But yeah, the knee is going to be tough on the recording. It's
Starting point is 00:16:09 just more of a visual show. Yeah. So we'll figure it out. The first episode on YouTube is going to be June or July, probably more like July and it's at, do you know it show on all socials and on YouTube. So go ahead and go follow it. Where you go, go follow it. Also follow our sub stack, wash.substack.com. It'll be in your inbox every Friday morning. How cool is that? Very cool in my opinion. And then, yeah, like I said, follow us on YouTube, follow our socials, just follow us at DC Ruff on Instagram. You can follow me, see what I'm up to y'all.
Starting point is 00:16:50 Everyone's on there too, but you probably can't spell his name, but it's probably there. Four E's, non-consecutive. That's how you know it to me. At Randy Trebekky, you can see Brett getting served a bunch of milk content. They can't see what you're being served.
Starting point is 00:17:04 No, no, no, Brett getting served a bunch of milk. Did They can't see what you're being served. No, no, no. Brett getting served a bunch of milk. Did that go viral? It did okay. I thought it was funny, Randy. I really enjoy what you've built there. Thanks. Speaking of built.
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Starting point is 00:18:53 slash steam that's j o i n b i l t dot com slash steam check sign up or built today. We sound a little tired. Do you think we do? I'm a little tired. I didn't get into bed until about midnight. Same dog. Oh, what are you doing, Dave? Were you up drinking? Were you up thinking and drinking, drinking and dreaming?
Starting point is 00:19:20 Maybe in the garage, having some cold beers. No, we were to the movies last night. Developing male friendship last night. Sure. Something like that. A little segment here called fajitas and friendship. Why fajitas? Why? I know why. Why? Can I take a guess? Yes. Did you guys have fajitas last night? Randy, we had fajitas last night. Okay. Smart guy point for Randy. I also had two beers. Oh. Two beers.
Starting point is 00:19:49 One was a big beer. Was it a big ass beer? No, we were not in New Orleans. Why were you, okay, I meant to ask this last night, the Victoria beer that you initially tried to order, the way you tried to order it on draft, is that not something that's typically a draft beer? Cause you were very much like,
Starting point is 00:20:08 you sure you guys had this on draft? Well, it was under the bottles or draft section of the menu. They had a bunch of beers listed and Victoria was one of them and I enjoy Victoria beer, it's pretty good beer. I'd never seen it on draft. I have it here. So that's why I was like, it says here that you guys have this draft,
Starting point is 00:20:26 but I'm just, is that a real thing? They did not. And they didn't, which is my, yeah. The poor waiter, it was like probably a second day. Yeah, he was still in training. He didn't know what was going on, but no Victoria on draft, so I pivoted to a Modelo. We did something that no one is doing.
Starting point is 00:20:44 Went to Lupe Tortilla before going to a movie, a 930 movie. Yeah, we stayed out pretty late, man. I don't think, no, I don't think that's ever been done before. No, you don't see that. Typically, no. Six dudes in their late 30s and early 40s,
Starting point is 00:20:59 just getting together, eating fajitas and watching movies. Yeah, so I was the first to arrive by no accident. I wanted to get there a little early because I'm a big fan of the Lupe Tortilla Bar. Just a good bar to post up at. So I got there about 15 minutes early. I sat there, checked Twitter a little bit, watched the Pacers Knicks doc. I don't know if it's a 30 for 30. My arms crossed, no sound, read the captions though, it was great. Dylan was next to arrive and then the boys just kind of piled in. Got our table, ordered what? 2.5 pounds of beef fajita meat? We probably ate 2.3 of them.
Starting point is 00:21:50 We did better than I thought. There was a minute there where I was like, we can't waste this. Lot to go around. Yeah. It got to the point to where I was, I stopped making fajitas and I started just pulling the meat off
Starting point is 00:22:01 and just eating the meat. I typically do one tortilla and then I'll make a little fajita salad on my plate is what I do. It's a car play, you know how I am, man. I'm kind of a bitch about that kind of stuff. Yeah, just a total bitch, but something you do. Good fajitas at Lupe, man.
Starting point is 00:22:16 Really good. Look, I'm on record and I'm gonna double down on this take. Best fajitas in town, best restaurant in town. No, not best Tex-Mex restaurant. Atmosphere's very, it's a little generic. By the way, the queso, not a fan. I didn't have that much. It's not, it's not good.
Starting point is 00:22:37 Not that good. No, I think Brett loves it. That says a lot. Oh, is that the one he dubbed like best queso in Austin? Maybe. I'll ask him. I'll ask him. I'll text him. Yeah, get on that man.
Starting point is 00:22:48 It tastes like, it tastes like you're, you're over at a white family's house for dinner and they make queso along with tacos. Let's cook. It's just not- It makes a mean queso. That's not meant to be a compliment. You know. Okay.
Starting point is 00:23:06 Okay. It was just, but was it up to your standards? You're like, you're the Tex-Mex guy. I am. Um, you have all the best takes not up to my standard. The ice cold beer and the fajitas very much up to my standard. Hell yeah. I had two beers. I cut it off after two because of the movie and I didn't want to have to get up
Starting point is 00:23:24 and PP even though it's a comedy and it kind of, you know, nobody, it's, if you're Wow. I had two beers. I cut it off after two because of the movie and I didn't want to have to get up and pee pee. Even though it's a comedy and it kind of, you know, nobody, if you're getting up and going pee pee in a comedy, who cares what Randy. Best Kso in Austin. Hell yeah. I love, I love. Says Randy.
Starting point is 00:23:37 I mean says Brett. Says Brett. I love that. I love that he's, he's hard and fast on that. That's an atrocious take. It's truly an atrocious take. I'm trying to think who has better. I'm not a huge case.
Starting point is 00:23:48 I like queso, but I don't go, I don't have to get it every time. I think Matt's has really good queso. It's also very thin and it doesn't even stay in your chip very well. Just, I will say- It's like dipping your chip in water. Our, which you shouldn't do.
Starting point is 00:24:01 That's weird. Don't do that. Our basket of chips had a few, our friend Ryan Dubb landmines, just a few like. Chewy, chewy chips, chips, too thin. And I like a chin dip, a chin dip, a thin chip. But they were so thin that you dipped it, you dipped it in case so and it would just snap. Yeah, you can't have your chips snapping. That's why El Alma for me.
Starting point is 00:24:26 I almost got go to chips. But yeah, all in all, Lupe, shout out to Lupe. We had a good time. Got out of there about nine o'clock. Drove on down 360 southbound 360. Exited Walsh Halton. I did something a little loco. Oh, what'd you do, Dylan? You text and drive. I did something a little loco. Oh, what'd you do Dylan?
Starting point is 00:24:45 Did you text and drive? I took half a, half a gummy. Oh, you're fucking wild. Hometown hero. I can't wait till next year when you get your bitch ass arrested for doing that. Yeah, you fucking pothead. Did half a gummy.
Starting point is 00:24:59 Just you walked in a Tim Robinson flick. I mean, come on. I took an early bird since those are our friends. I didn't have any early bird. So I definitely would have taken one weird move. This guy, I didn't have any. Once you ask. I've been stocking up waiting for the band.
Starting point is 00:25:17 I'm gonna slang these. What? We're waiting on a shipment. Is there one coming? They got bigger things to worry about. Yeah. Hey, it's in a letter to the governor. We posted waiting on a shipment. Is there one coming? They got bigger things to worry about. Yeah. Hey, uh, send a letter to the governor. We posted something on our story yesterday, SB3.
Starting point is 00:25:31 They're, they're, they're banning THC in Texas. All forms of it. They're going to criminalize it. So guys like Dylan could go to the clink and guys like Dylan don't do pretty well on the clink, I can tell you. You think that pretty clean butts go to the fuck? We're not doing that. Don't look at me.
Starting point is 00:25:50 I didn't say it. I just said, you're not going to do well in the clink Randy. We're not doing, they don't have a, they don't have the, the weight machines that you like to use. You think they got like the cables. They don't, they don't have cables. They just have fucking old school weights. Yup.
Starting point is 00:26:04 All right. I'll work with, I'll work with what I got, I guess. I don't know what they have. Actually, I bet they have like a better gym than I'm imagining. They have a lifetime. No, there's no way they don't have a lifetime. Randy, they should. What if you do in life?
Starting point is 00:26:19 These are the kind of jokes that. Ray kind of, Ray is kind of cooking. These are the kind of jokes that ran Will off, man. You know what? Yes, but he's kind of cooking. These are the kind of jokes that rain will off man. You know what? Yes, but he's kind of cooking right now. Jesse, the joke was made minutes ago. Yeah. It's call back.
Starting point is 00:26:33 Yeah, it is. Uh, fuck. Oh, let's talk about the movies. This is why people tuned in. They want to hear a movie review. Oh, first of all, so we went to the, the, the same movie theater. I saw warfare solo at two weeks ago. We went there, the AMC in the mall.
Starting point is 00:26:47 Oh, okay. And we had six dudes, six seats right next to each other. We walk in and immediately everybody's like, is this, this is the wrong theater because there's nothing playing, like the projector's off and there's no one in the theater. And we're there, it was 15 minutes before scheduled time. So we go sit down and I was like, this is so weird. Just sitting here, there's nothing happening.
Starting point is 00:27:09 And then finally it clicks on. They start running their people's three roles. File in. All I can think about, cause there was, I would say it was us and then probably three or four couples. So it was a date. It was date night for night for a lot. And it was all I could think about was like, they looked up at us and they're like, Oh God,
Starting point is 00:27:31 these guys are going to be overlapping. They all probably took gummies. And we didn't do any of that. Well, one did have what we did the gummies, but we didn't like, we were, we're 40 year old men basically. So we were all very well behaved, but I did have that thought. I'm like, Oh God, dude, the last time I was in a movie with this many dudes and just like my buddies, like it had to have been like 2001 and we were like, somebody was like gonna, I don't know, someone's gonna like roll a bottle down and it was gonna be all loud on its way down.
Starting point is 00:28:07 It's just, people were gonna do just the worst dumb thing. Like Micah did with Wild Turkey accidentally. Exactly, like the Micah Wild Turkey. But theater's good. I know most of the guys, Dylan included, hadn't been to that theater in a long time, if ever. Well, I'm used to going to Regal and they had, that's a Pepsi product theater.
Starting point is 00:28:26 And I always get a soda when I sit down. Okay. A Diet Pepsi if I'm at Regal. And so I had to take advantage of the Coke options, Diet Coke at AMC, which is a big thing for me as Diet Coke is much better than Diet Pepsi. I went, I did the wild move. I didn't, I didn't have any food or drink. No, no poppin' corn for the two of you? Nobody went popcorn. Everybody else got some candy. Tom Cruise would not be happy with you guys. We had a belly full of fajitas, man.
Starting point is 00:28:53 We weren't that hungry. We just went 2.5 on the Taz. That's true. Yeah, they also have a, the Mission Impossible, like, signature popcorn buckets, and like, they have one that's like night vision goggles. Hell yeah. It was pretty sick. They're getting very good with these popcorn buckets. I did watch the part one of Dead
Starting point is 00:29:12 Reckoning. So I will watch Mission Possible sometime this week in theaters. Okay. So excited. Way too many trailers. 21 minutes of previews. Way too many trailers. Twenty one minutes of previews. Way too many. Oh my goodness. Anything good coming out?
Starting point is 00:29:29 Clocked it. There's a Wes Anderson John that looks very Wes Anderson-y. It's the most Wes Anderson looking movie I've ever seen. With an incredible cast, however. Benicio del Toro, Tom Hanks. Michael Cera. Michael Cera, leaving out a number of notables, but. Yeah, big time movie.
Starting point is 00:29:50 Never seen. Never seen a Wes Anderson? Never seen a Wes Anderson film. It's weird watching, it's weird watching previews like that. Cause when it ends, everyone has like takes they wanna like say, but no one's saying them. Like the only one that got like someone to say something was the,
Starting point is 00:30:10 there's a bride movie. It's like a bridesmaid type movie. But one of the bridesmaids is a secret agent badass. It's the chick from Pitch Perfect. It's like the whole cast of Perfect. Oh, she lost a bunch of weight. Raven, not Raven. Yeah, something like that.
Starting point is 00:30:28 Oh yeah, I know you're talking about Ray Wilson. Rain, something. Yeah. It looks pretty bad. Somebody said it's Rebel Wilson, not Rain. Rain Wilson is Dwight. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:30:42 She's like the secret agent. And the premise isn't terrible, but like, it's like, Oh, this clearly like, we're going to do bridesmaids, but with a twist. And when it ended, somebody was like, that doesn't look good. Somebody under their breath. It was me. I said, I said, I don't know about that one, Dave. It did. It didn't look great. I'm always down for a good laugh, like at a packed movie theater. And then one of them will be a preview and someone just goes, yeah, I don't think I'm
Starting point is 00:31:09 going to see that one. Like the whole theater. I was at a movie, this is 15 years ago, 20 years ago, maybe in this guy had an all-timer. They got the whole, the whole theater cackling. There was a preview for something called like Thunder Cat or something. It looked just really bad. And then they play this trailer and then it goes quiet. And some dude goes, more like Thunder Crap. And the whole theater just fucking erupted. It was fantastic.
Starting point is 00:31:40 Set a tone for a good night. That's such a high risk, high reward situation. Yelling in movies. I have a buddy who would go, he would just, it would get quiet and he would just go, huh. Like. That's pretty good too. It was just like, huh.
Starting point is 00:31:57 It's just, yeah, it doesn't look good. It's just awkward. But anyway, yeah, way too many previews, way too many. Now the movie. We even really friendship. After the movie, we kind of shared some of our favorite lines from it. We didn't really talk about like, did you like it?
Starting point is 00:32:16 So, did you like it? I did like it. I did. This is the epitome of a comedy that is not for everybody. Because the cop that I've seen, and I think this is very accurate, this is very Cable Guy-esque. Mainly from the point, like it's, it would be like Cable Guy if Jim Carrey was the, it was followed him around in his life. Jim Carrey's character in Cable Guy. Um, it is, uh, it is relatively dark.
Starting point is 00:32:56 Um, not overly so, but like there's it's, but it is, it is Tim Robinson through and through in that it's painfully uncomfortable. And I, if you are a Tim Robinson fan, then you kind of know where the jokes are going. You know what they're about to do when they're doing it, which doesn't take away from it. You know that it's completely off the wall. You have no idea what's coming next because only Tim Robinson can come up with this kind of humor.
Starting point is 00:33:19 See, I think you do kind of know. If you're a Tim Robinson fan, you do kind of know. Well, you know the direction it's going, but you don't know what the line, you mean it's just like, who thinks of this kind of know if you're Tim Robinson fan, you do kind of know well, you know, you know the direction It's gone, but you you don't know what the line you mean Yeah, just like who thinks of this kind of stuff I want to know I want I want to hear from the people who take their cigs who aren't familiar with his game gone like first dates or something to this and then Cuz it's got to be very very awkward cuz they're like the first 30 minutes. It's like
Starting point is 00:33:43 Okay, like it's it's building up and you're just, you're not getting, it's just odd. You're like, dude, what the fuck's happening? It's his demeanor and the looks he gives is like the really subtle subtleties of Tim Robinson that you have to pick up on it. Yeah. If you don't know anything about him going in, probably not super enjoyable, I would imagine. Paul Rudd's great too.
Starting point is 00:34:05 He is. Yeah. And, uh, this is like the, the cliche thing to say about Paul Rudd is how good he looks at his age, but like, he really does look incredible. How old is he? Mid fifties. Why don't you guess 54. Randy 58.
Starting point is 00:34:27 Paul read 75 years old. I read that wrong. Paul red is 56 years old. He looks incredible. He does. Uh, and he's very good. Um, it's a very Paul red friendly character he's playing. So it's like, he plays a, um, he's the neighbor who befriends Tim Robinson's character. And he's like cool, but he's cool in like Tim,
Starting point is 00:34:51 like to Craig Waterman, which is Tim Robinson's character. But like, he's really not that, like him and his friend group are, they're fucking weird. They're not that cool, but they're probably cool for their town. But there's something just preposterous. The singing one. Which I was prepared for that.
Starting point is 00:35:08 I had seen that. That's in the trailer. But yeah, he lets Tim Robinson's character join the friend group for a guy's night. And Tim Robinson's character, Craig, just blows it. He just embarrasses himself. And he immediately gets ostracized from the group because of it.
Starting point is 00:35:29 And so he's trying to work his way back in and his, his marriage is struggling at the same time. And his marriage, his marriage should have ended like numerous times. Like he is a terrible husband. Yeah. And she's way too good looking for his character. Kate Mara, is that her name?
Starting point is 00:35:50 Uh, yes. And she's way too good looking for his character. Kate Mara. Is that her name? Yes, Kate Mara, who I like the whole time. I was like, I know her from many things, but I can't recall what she was in. Shooter with Marky Mark. House of Cards, I think. Right. Oh, yeah. I think her big breakout was House of Cards. Yeah. You love that show. You love Kevin Spacey. No, but Kate Mara is very, very beautiful to me. She's very pretty, very pretty woman. The song they sing, is it, what's this?
Starting point is 00:36:11 Is it My Boo? My boo goes down DJ. The song that they sing? Yeah, what's that song called? My Boo. I don't know, I don't know what it's called. I don't know. I'm not know what it's called. I don't know. I'm not the music guy, but Randy is. But you are, David.
Starting point is 00:36:30 But it doesn't matter. It's it's one. It's an hour 40 long. I think you should leave skit is what it is. Yeah. That's a good way to put it. Which is right up my alley. Um. It said it runtime is an hour 40. I think it feels, it feels very much longer than that.
Starting point is 00:36:52 Like, it did feel long, but not, but not like in like it dragged on. It was just like, Oh yeah. Like we still have like, Oh, is this gonna, is he gonna reconcile with his family? Whatever. Oh no, we still got this whole other thing. And this is about to be where it gets real wild. I wanna share funny parts, but I also don't wanna give the plot away.
Starting point is 00:37:17 I like the movie because while there are like little things you can take away, it doesn't seem like a movie that was written just to become like a quotable movie, which like we kind of had that, that phase of movies back in the day where like you had your anchorman's and stuff and it was just like, Oh God, the next 15 years is going to be same guy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:37:38 It's not like that. No, it's really not. It's just, it's just extremely awkward at times, dark comedy. Yeah. And you're watching a socially incredibly socially awkward guy who's just, I guess, a complete narcissist who's completely unaware. I can't self-awareness. Can't get out of his own way at all. And it's just, and the fact that the friend group, he, like we said, he tries to like
Starting point is 00:38:04 get into is like, like those guys are, those guys are not that cool. No, that seemed cool until you meet his friend group. Yeah. But it's just, it's really funny that the, I don't know, there's some good, good garage beer scenes. Then he tries to get in a friend group with the guys at work. And that also goes very poorly. It's quite incredibly poorly.
Starting point is 00:38:25 Incredibly. Uh, this is a very, I'm not like giving away like much of the plot, but he does toad venom at one point. Yeah, there's some, yeah. Shout out T boy. There's some, uh, that might be. That's a really funny. Uh, no, you can't even say that you're gonna enjoy it.
Starting point is 00:38:43 Randy, you haven't seen it. Have you? No, no. How much would you say that you cracked up? Did you really enjoy cracking up? There were some cracks. I laughed I Loved I laughed but like I was trying to not over laugh like We kept it in check. Yeah It's great though, I really enjoyed it
Starting point is 00:39:03 I'm not also I'm also like not a big belly laugher in a, like watching a movie. I'm like a shake my head and smile and kind of laugh to myself kind of guy. It is funny going back through some old touching base stuff or that's, I forgot that Dave just didn't laugh for a while. Dude, that's part of his, Dave's a funny guy, but one of the things I appreciate most, I don't mean to glaze you too hard. Like he would say something that would have people cackling and he would just sit there and just take it all in.
Starting point is 00:39:33 Wouldn't- Like Bonnie Blue. A little different. Okay. But I thought that was an underrated part of his humor. Dave, funny guy. So now you're a big laugher now. That's good.
Starting point is 00:39:50 That's good. Overall, what would you give the movie? I will give the movie four out of five buckets of popcorn. I get it. I give it 6.5 out of eight pounds of fajitas. Oh, okay. No one's doing a scale to eight. Eight pounds of fajitas?
Starting point is 00:40:12 That's a lot of fajitas. You're feeding the whole squad. Not just beef, not just chicken, combination. Combination. Combination. Last time I went to Massa did beef and shrimp fajitas. I thought we were gonna have some talk talkers in the movie theater.
Starting point is 00:40:28 I don't know if you heard them before, like as the previous, there were some people, like some yappers back there and I was like, mm, mm, but they stopped. So all in all, like I fully, because of how like annoying I was as a high school team in movies, I'm like, all right, well, I deserve to have every movie theater experience I have ruined. And it wasn't ruined at all. It was
Starting point is 00:40:52 phenomenal. It was great. Great night. It was a lot of fun. And then kind of walked out, just like, all right, man, see you everybody later. Let's run it back. Do we even make this a thing, go see movies? I don't know. Did not go to the twisted cork, even though we were at the mall, which is a little disappointing. We also didn't go to the factory, which is right there. The cheesecake factory, Randy. I think it was probably closed by the time you left. It was sad.
Starting point is 00:41:14 I was going to pop over there and close it down, but they'd already done it without me. I had never left the mall after 1130 like that before. Nobody shot any spit balls. No. Kind of a missed op. 1130 like that before. Nobody shot any spitballs. No.
Starting point is 00:41:24 Kind of a missed op. Is there anything about that movie you didn't like? I mean, I, I'm... No? No? I don't know if Alyssa would like it. I think she would. She does find him funny, but I'm wondering.
Starting point is 00:41:41 The movie's certainly not for everyone. I would, that's a movie I would watch again. I would too. I'm gonna watch it for everyone. That's a movie I would watch again. I would too. I'm going to watch it with Chelsea when it's available for streaming. But yeah, I could definitely see how some people, it's just not in their wheelhouse of funny movies. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:41:57 I was also thinking like, what else? Cause he's clearly doing, I mean, he's, you know the character he's doing characters really like it's all the ones you've seen in his sketch comedy. Uh, I'm like, what, how much range does he have? Like could he do something like completely different? Like could he do a more serious role or is he just beyond the point of like, Dude, you look at his face and you can't take him seriously.
Starting point is 00:42:22 No, I mean, that's, that's a hundred percent. He can't play. He cannot play a serious role. I'll give you a little bit. So like the opening scene basically is they're at, I believe they're at couples counseling and his, and you find out like his wife is in remission. She had cancer.
Starting point is 00:42:37 Yeah. And then like she's giving this serious talk and then like, his face, like he's, he's just reacting. He's not even trying to be funny. He's just reacting to her and just kind of smiling. And she's like giving this serious like talk and you just, you're like looking at his fucking face lurking back there. You're like, Jesus. Yeah. Like it's so good. It's like the face he gives during the safari flaps where he's just in like, well, exactly. She says, she says comments to the group that are kind of like putting him down a little bit, like in a, in a secondary way.
Starting point is 00:43:10 Oh yeah. So he's just like, okay, you're going to share this with people right now? By the way. Um, I didn't post this. My wife posted a photo. It's splash day at my kid's school. My son, my, my, my baby boy, Sammy's got splash day. So I get to go out and run around the hose
Starting point is 00:43:27 and sprinkler splash pad. My son's not wearing safari flaps. Or is he? Is his little swim hat got safari flaps? He has safari flaps. I pointed out to Dave that it does kind of look like the fedora with safari flaps. All right, I'll just post it.
Starting point is 00:43:42 Fuck it. Fuck it. Put a poll up. See. Is Sammy wearing Safari flaps or not? He better not have dice in his pocket and splash day. He's not going to have dice in his pocket. He's wearing a onesie. Oh, man. Oh, man. What a great, great movie. Randy, you need to go see it.
Starting point is 00:44:02 Go go see it by yourself. I mean, I think I'm officially, go see movies by myself guys solely. I don't want to go see them in a group anymore. Like I will go see a movie by myself multiple times, but I think I actively is like, Hey, let's go watch a movie. I'm like, yeah, just go and go see it by myself.
Starting point is 00:44:22 Do it. Gotta do a mission impossible first. Gotta go see that in IMAX. I'm assuming that it's out on IMAX probably at that theater. Where's the closest IMAX? That Bob Bullitt. I think, no, the Bob Bullitt, but I think that AMC that you guys write has an IMAX. Yeah, I think they do too.
Starting point is 00:44:37 Really? It's not like the big dog screen. Like you'll see at the Bullitt theater. It's not going to rock me so hard. I shit my pants. No, it's, but it is a little bit taller than the other screens. Okay. Which is like the defining point. The theater we were in kind of felt like it could be in like your friend's like big home.
Starting point is 00:44:56 Like that wasn't a huge theater. No, it was like 60 person, which it was nice. Yeah. For that, for that kind of movie, it's fine. I just had a thought come into my head and then immediately leave my head. Was it Bonnie Blue? Yeah. No, it was that maybe I should go see it in 40X. I'm like, with this knee, I'm not going to get thrown around, but seeing Mission Impossible in 40X would probably be
Starting point is 00:45:18 fucking cool. Dude, Parks will go with you. Oh yeah. What did you see? We saw two movies. One of them was the red one, the Santa Claus movie. Ah yes. And then we saw some animated one with Parks. Sonic. Ah. Sonic. Rhodes, my eldest boy has been asking about Sonic because it pops up on whatever platform I watch and stuff and I ask about it and I'm like, I don't really know what to tell you about Sonic, son. I was never a Sonic kid. I just wasn't a Sonic kid. I wasn't a Sega kid. No, me neither. I got a Sega down the street.
Starting point is 00:45:55 The worst console. I was like, it had the blood code on the original Mortal Kombat. That was about it. Yeah. Sega Genesis was sick. No. Yeah. My Genesis was sick. No. Yeah. My mom sold out a garage sale without telling us. We still let her know about it today that we're upset about it. Wow. You'd be worth hundreds of dollars if you still had it. Maybe like 80.
Starting point is 00:46:17 Yeah. $80. Oh, I guess that doesn't mean much to you. Damn. I didn't realize I did a show with such well-off guys. Got Johnny 30 over here and Billy 80. Someone called me Dilly three stacks on Dilly three stacks. I don't know if that wouldn't it be Dilly point oath point three stacks. Something like that. Yeah. Point three stacks.
Starting point is 00:46:37 Yeah. It's still a stack. You got, must be nice, dude. Yeah. Good. What are you guys using Shopify or something? Yeah, exactly. Is that what you guys are doing? When I started this podcast. Good. What are you guys using Shopify or something? Yeah, exactly. Is that what you guys are doing?
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Starting point is 00:48:40 because our friend Mary Cutter, who I think we discovered, you remember Mary? Her great granddaddy was a bootlegger. Is she low key going to be a star at some point? Yeah. I think in the next two years she's, I mean, she's already blown up, but is she fine blowing up. Okay. Well, she did make her way onto Brett's playlist. Yeah. Brett had like a Spotify new country.
Starting point is 00:49:05 Yeah. Releases. We're just sitting there working in silence and then he was playing that. And Dave goes, is that Mary Cutter? And he goes, yeah, it is. I can't. It doesn't stick out as being like a really bad song. I wasn't really listening that closely, but she she has a good voice. She has done such songs as and she does a thing and this is why she jumped on our radar. She does a thing that many, many new artists do. We're like, all right, well, I'm going to be like, I'm going to blow up on Instagram and
Starting point is 00:49:37 here's how I'm going to do it. I'm going to tell you from the get-go what the song's about. She might, this song's about the time we shot spitballs at the screen at the movie theater. That's not one of hers. That would be one of mine. But you know, she's got the great dad, great granddaddy had a run in with Al Capone or great granddaddy was a bootlegger. This is the story of a girl who thought getting married would make her happy. Very overly specific intro, but it didn't come to find out it did not. Uh, she's got a new one. Oh, uh, yeah. Randy, if you want to drop it, you can tell me what direction she's taking this thing. Yeah. Yeah. What was, uh, what was the other one that she had like the corn, the cornfield boys or like the cornbread mafia, cornbread mafia, no corn pop was the, uh, I almost called it corn cob. Corn cob.
Starting point is 00:50:25 Corn cob. Corn Pop was the drug dealer that Joe Biden had to fight when he was in high school. She's got a big one about Big Pharma too. Big Pharma, but here we go. Let's see what this one's about. It's a new Mary Cutter and it's dropping right now. Randy. This song is about Red 40.
Starting point is 00:50:43 Mama packed it in my lunchbox. Randy. But it didn't grow on trees We prayed and blessed our supper But that meal was good and cursed We'll fathom a six feet under crumb trail behind the hearse Yeah, they sell, sell, sell Keep their profits pouring Poisons flying off the shelves Labels got no warnings They try to sugarcoat it But we're defying that story off the shelves labels got no warning.
Starting point is 00:51:26 Okay. Come on. Okay. When she becomes big enough, assuming she gets to be big enough to where she starts to, um, have other people write for her. I think she might be something because lyrically, I don't see the worst. I don't think she wrote this song. Red 40.
Starting point is 00:51:58 I think her team, I think she has a team and they're like, all right, what trend can we hop on? They're on the maha wave right now. Okay. Once they know maha is once she's able to outsource, Oh, and so we got a new, we got a guest on, go ahead. I feel bad for making fun of his voice. I don't want to do it too much.
Starting point is 00:52:19 It is a disability. Once she's able to outsource her writing to people outside of her, she does, she's got a good voice. She might be something, but her lyrics are so corny and terrible. Did you know California has banned Red 40 in public school citing concerns about neuro behavioral problems in children? As has Delaware. No, look, I am a go ahead.
Starting point is 00:52:45 Bam. I good. Get it out of here. Fine. Get red 40 out of here. I just didn't know that we were going to get a song directly calling out red Ford. No, she's, she's putting the word out.
Starting point is 00:52:55 You gotta respect that part of it. It's the writing is just so bad. It's just a little too like a lot of times Red 40 when you're doing like a song that's like a Socially aware it's a an activist type song. It's socially, you know, maybe it's whatever It's a little bit. There's like metaphors and stuff and it's like very much like it's a little you have to like really like whoa Dang, I never thought like that. Songs definitely about, you know, uh, there's no confusing what red forties about police brutality or something.
Starting point is 00:53:33 No, because she tells you, yeah. Crumbs behind the hearse. She's like, Hey, just letting you know, in case you guys, uh, don't pick up on nuance, this here songs about red 40. Yup. The one you've been hearing about the one that ain't going to be in your kid's lunch box no more. Hoss. You I bet you're fucking pissed off. You love you love packing up a lunch for parks just full of red 40. No, right. Parks is parks is even aware of red 40 because his
Starting point is 00:53:58 mom is anti red 40. So he's like, Dad, does this have red 40 in it? If we're eating something, I'm like, nobody were okay. Do my lunch is just straight out forties. Really? Yeah. You just drink forties for lunch. Yeah. It's fucking sick.
Starting point is 00:54:11 Don't walk outside barefoot. We might have to have a conversation about that. After the podcast, you slam it outside. Yup. He was probably the fruit punch for Loco. So you could put some red 40 in that 40. I want to do put some red 40 in my literal 40. See how fucking crazy I get. I don't think you want to do that.
Starting point is 00:54:29 Why is it because some studies have linked red 40 to potential health issues such as accelerated tumor growth in mice and potential link to neurobehavioral problems in children? Is that why? Yeah. Oh, okay. Well, that's, then that's a fair point. Dylan. Here's the thing about me. I don't give a fuck.
Starting point is 00:54:47 Oh, did you know that? I'm pretty health conscious, dude. More so than most people. I know you're a pig. Yeah. You gotta think about that. Dylan. No, I'm glad she's raising awareness.
Starting point is 00:55:01 This is good. Just kind of hop on that maja wave. See if she can't find a little wave there. You go. She's kind of, she's doing numbers on Instagram, dog. She's got a lot of followers. How many? 386 K more than I have.
Starting point is 00:55:18 More than I have. Or, um, let's cut a PSA then let's, let's see if we can't ride in her wake a little bit. She does a skinny filter for all of her videos on Instagram. Didn't seem like she needs it. She doesn't. She, she looks better without it. It makes her look alien. Like some of them.
Starting point is 00:55:39 Red 40. No, not here. Hey, red 40, you're out of here. Buster. Hey, red 40, you're out of here buster. Hey, red 40. Bye. Red 40. See ya. Hey, red 40, get the fuck out of here.
Starting point is 00:55:55 All right, Dave, when she comes to Austin, we have to go. We're still doing it. We have to go. We're talking about red 40. All right, one more, one more, hold on. Hey, red 40. Don't let the door hit you where the good Lord split you.
Starting point is 00:56:08 Hit the bricks, red 40. Fuck yeah. That's good. What is she touring? She does small venues here and there. She can do the spoke. I don't think she travels too far for them. If she does the spoke, I'll go.
Starting point is 00:56:20 I think she lives in Nashville. I'm not kidding. I drive by the Broken Spoke every day and look at the board. And I always see the same acts like Chaparral, all these acts I think she lives in Nashville. I'm not kidding. I drive by the broken spoke every day and look at the board. And I always see like the same acts like Chaparral, all these acts I'm not that familiar with. But I'm like, I'd like to just go there one night and like watch one of these acts and then fucking do it like good live country music. I'm at the end of the day.
Starting point is 00:56:37 I'm just a country boy like everybody else trying to sing some goddamn country music, which you have to be prepared for. Is some older gal walking up to you and extending country music. What you have to be prepared for is some older gal walking up to you and extending her hand and inviting you onto the dance floor, to twirl you around, your little tight ass around the dance floor. Well, she's gonna have to prepare for me
Starting point is 00:56:53 just spinning her ass through the drywall because that's how I spin. You're gonna put her through the drywall? I spin like crazy. Don't do that. Like Tasmanian devil over here. I'm gonna spin her so hard that fucking every Tomasco is going to have to cut into whatever is playing on KVU
Starting point is 00:57:10 at that moment and be like, Whoa, there's a fucking there's a fucking twister on the ground. No, it's not a twister. That's just me. Two step and. She's rehearsing for this week's CMA Fest shows. So she's she's getting work, man. Okay.
Starting point is 00:57:29 That's like a step below actually. That's a step below the CMAs, which is fine. That's good. She's on her way up. She's up and coming. You gotta start somewhere, man. Respect the hustle. This song is about, this song is about a podcast in Austin that doesn't like my songs.
Starting point is 00:57:46 This song is about Bonnie blue and 2000 men. Why are you so obsessed with that? Oh, it's just next on the rundown. You want to be number one or number 2000? I don't want to be any of the numbers. Hypothetically. Obviously one, David. If I had to be right.
Starting point is 00:58:07 Yeah. Everyone make sure if we can make this happen, he would like to be number one. So Bonnie blue's next stunt is perhaps the most disturbing of them all. As we know, she claims to have had sex with over a thousand men in 12 hours. Sometime last year, I believe it was. As we know she claims to have had sex with over a thousand men in 12 hours Sometime last year, I believe it was well, she's ready to double that up Davey. Um What kind of money does this yield for her I don't know cuz I just I'm thinking like if you do that For me me I'm thinking like okay, she did the 1000 or whatever. And my theory is like, oh, she did that.
Starting point is 00:58:48 Or I'm like, maybe she got enough to where she can like retire and just go live in anonymity. That would be the end goal. If you're going to do something that extreme. She is just so overtly like she's, she has no shame whatsoever in any of this. She does interviews, talks about it. So this next stunt, apparently she's going to be in a glass box somewhere public in public in London, in London. Yes.
Starting point is 00:59:16 Except she's not going to do any magic. She's going to be tied up. This is giving blind. She's going to be tied up David Blaine and anyone can walk up, have sex with her and not anyone. That's what it says. It's going to be a, there's no way you're supposed to wear protection. That's gross, but you can walk up, have sex with her and she's available to anyone who wants it. And that is, is that why Randy just
Starting point is 00:59:44 sent a PTO request? Yeah, I'm going to be in London. And that is. Is that why Randy just sent a PTO request? Yeah, I'm gonna be in London. June 15th. London calling. Wait, I will be out of town June 15th, I'm pretty sure. What are you gonna be? No, no, I'll be in town. Thank God.
Starting point is 01:00:01 It's a visual show. This makes me sad more than anything. I think it's not like a money thing, unless boners are her money, David. It's very much like a daredevil, evil, Knievel thing. It's always what is the next big stunt to make her seem relevant to stuff. I'm pretty sure she's big on OnlyFans,
Starting point is 01:00:18 which she's making a lot of money from. So this video will of course be on her page on OnlyFans. Yes, that's true too. I like the thought of her being like the modern day evil Knievel. She's the sex evil Knievel. Evil Knievel. Let it, let it girl boss girl boss. Yeah, you know what?
Starting point is 01:00:36 No, honestly, this is one, this is one of the cases where I'm not done with the girl boss girl bossing. What can sending adults choose to do in a glass box in public many times over is their business. Y'all don't feel bad for her at all. No, at least she's getting laid more like I say, sorry, I'm not saying. It's not that funny. Doing, doing married guy humor.
Starting point is 01:01:02 The single guy over there. The guy who was just saying how he's about to knee brace his way into so much. I never said that, you said that. You're like, dude, I'm about to knee brace my way into so freaking much this weekend. I'm just more interested in the logistics of this because do they not have public indecency laws
Starting point is 01:01:21 over there in London? There's no way that- That's a good question. Maybe the box isn't see through. I don't know. I don't know. Literally a D in the box. Maybe that's what it is.
Starting point is 01:01:33 Maybe the box is not actually see through. You that's why she gets away with, you know, legally. Anyway, don't, don't do this. Ask an Esquire. Hey, I got a question, Randy. You were getting pushed around the, um, airport't do this. Ask an Esquire. Hey, I got a question, Randy. You were getting pushed around the airport in a wheelchair. Did you have to go ask for that? Or did they see you struggling and they offered?
Starting point is 01:01:53 So I don't really know. Because I technically missed my flight. Did I tell you about this? No. Oh, okay. So my phone did not charge the night before and I missed my alarms went off. So I, my phone did not charge the night before and I missed my, my alarms went off. So I showed up probably five, 10 minutes after the fight flight actually left.
Starting point is 01:02:11 So I went to the guy at the gate and I said, Hey, like that flight left. There's no way you can get me an Indy said, yeah, this Nashville flight can connect you. He gave me pre boarding. And then, so I had pre boarding on the stuff and I was just able to go up and like ask for a wheelchair. I pretty much just asked people like, Hey, is there a way I can get a wheelchair? And they said, yeah, cause I can see how struggling they push you though. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:35 Yep. I felt so helpless. Did you get to talk to the guy or gal? I didn't really talk to him, but for how both, how far I got pushed, I definitely needed it. There was no way I was going to make it there without being in a wheelchair. Do you have plans to get that thing looked at? Friday morning.
Starting point is 01:02:52 Tomorrow, Friday. Friday morning. Okay. So yeah, I didn't until I heard it again Thursday night. And I was like, yeah, this means I should probably go get checked out. Sorry, bud. Yeah, we'll see how it goes.
Starting point is 01:03:10 But here's another thing. I missed my flight. I shouldn't say this publicly, but hey, Southwest, if you're listening, I don't care, I'm keeping the money. I got an email saying, sorry for the disruption on the flight. We'll be giving you a hundred dollar voucher. And it was for my original flight.
Starting point is 01:03:24 So I want to know what happened on that flight. There was clearly some type of disruption on the actual plane and I avoided it by missing the flight. Might've been real time. It might've been. I haven't seen anything, but like, am I glad I missed it? Would I have a story? I'm still getting the hundred dollars.
Starting point is 01:03:41 I did see a story about a Southwest flight that some guy, when the flight landed, he just fucking stood up and took like a big stretch and like had his thing and everybody's face and people are like, oh, I hit this guy out of here. His thing and everybody's face. The flight attendant, I did enjoy the flight attendant as we were landing, says first person to stand up owes me $5.
Starting point is 01:04:03 Oh, wow, they're turning on the Dillon's. Did they say that? Yeah, well, that's funny. That's a guy, it was pretty funny. Oh, that's fun. People are still gonna keep doing it. That's fun, of course they are. Including your boy.
Starting point is 01:04:14 Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I'd like to turn off. Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled at by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun and let go of it. Daily War Trolls, let's go.
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Starting point is 01:05:00 I got my hat. I'm wearing joggers right now. T-shirt and shorts. I'm wearing joggers right now, Roeback. Are you really? Yeah, I'm damn sure it is. Good for you. Wow, look at that.
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Starting point is 01:05:48 Actually, we need to re-up soon. I just, it's re-up time. I'm on their website right now. Their banner is for Father's Day. So go and get your manual life there. It has a little picture of a guy and his toddler in the polo, they have kids, toddlers. You used to do modeling for that.
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Starting point is 01:06:24 Just load that bishop, wash 20. No, Dylan, go ahead. Don't have a ton plan this weekend, actually, which always excites me a little bit. Only have parks on Friday, so Chelsea and I will take advantage of that, maybe do something fun with him. He's gonna wanna go swimming.
Starting point is 01:06:44 He's in a big, when it gets hot enough outside, man, he just wants to live in the pool. Loves to swim. So we'll probably do that. Maybe do a nice little dinner with him Friday, Saturday and Sunday, man. I'm pretty wide open. Actually. I have very little planned.
Starting point is 01:06:58 It's going to be really hot and sunny. Hopefully I'll be, uh, by some kind of body of water, probably a swimming pool of sorts. And that's what I got. It's gonna be a low key week. And I had a big one last week and so I'm due for a low key one. And that's pretty much it, Dave.
Starting point is 01:07:17 What you got? Randy. I am going to be, the move isn't over. Ha ha, everyone. Let's still talk about my move. I'll probably be organizing all the stuff in my place. I got the sofa coming in on Saturday. So no real plans.
Starting point is 01:07:32 Friday morning, go see the doctor, see what's going on with this. And then just organizing the new place, setting it up. Mate, mate, I don't know if I'll step out, see how the knee's feeling, but I might go just chill at my pool too and relax. It's been a tough couple of days.
Starting point is 01:07:50 Good move. Well, I think hopefully, you know, we can just treat this with some PT. We don't have to get in there and do any surgery. I'm not a doctor. That's what I'm hoping to. Maybe I'll save- Maybe inject some Red 40 into it.
Starting point is 01:08:03 See what happens. Maybe we'll get a super knee. Yeah, I don't know what Mary Cutter would think about that, but maybe I'll save Mission Impossible for the weekend. I was thinking about maybe doing it Thursday, but maybe I'll just save for the weekend. OK, I like that. For me, as for me. Oh, I really don't have anything.
Starting point is 01:08:25 Other than like, it's kind of there's like a it's implied I'm going to probably have the lifetime pool with the fam, at least with with Rhodes. He's in this will be week three of his lifetime swimming lessons. Making some progress. And yeah, maybe then after that, maybe we'll then after that, maybe we'll, we'll take it to the outdoor pool and go out there. This time I will apply some block to my entire back as I'm now in full itch mode back there. And that spot between
Starting point is 01:08:54 the tailbone and the mid back region. I don't know. You've been in full bitch mode for awhile. Wow. I'm sorry, David. I apologize. I already did. I said, I'm sorry. Welcome back after I just said you should inject red 40 into your knee, trying to help
Starting point is 01:09:18 that. And then you hit me back with that. Geez. No, you know what? No more ideas for you. You know what? I'm gonna let you think of your own self medication. Okay, we'll that. Geez. No, you know what? No more ideas for you. You know what? I'm going to let you think of your own self medication. Okay. We'll do.
Starting point is 01:09:27 God. Um, maybe seed oils. Get you some canola. Ah, what else? Man. I'm going to be playing at low key. I'm going to go, uh, I need to go do some range work. I need to go grind it a little bit on the range.
Starting point is 01:09:43 Uh, weather's kind of prevented that. Last five or six days, that's okay. I'm gonna get out there. I need about 10 minutes to putt. You need about 25 minutes to chip. And I just need like 15 on, just to hit like a couple nine irons, a couple wedges and a few three woods.
Starting point is 01:10:00 That's what I wanna work this weekend. So maybe catch me out there on the range, weather permitting, we'll see. That's what I want to work this weekend. So maybe catch me out there on the range. Weather permitting. We'll see. Other than that, we'll be around. Anything else for relief? Any breaking news?
Starting point is 01:10:13 I know we're going to run it back, but anything we missed? Man, I don't think so. All right. Let's run it back. Of course, this segment during which we talk about what we already talked about. Dylan had scabies 20 years ago. Hmm. Who could forget?
Starting point is 01:10:27 Rainey gives narc vibes with his driving behavior. More like thunder crap. That's a good one. At least Bonnie blue is getting laid. Unlike Randy. Mm hmm. Well, finally Dave's been in full bitch mode for a while. And that concludes run it back.
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