Circling Back - Fast Food Fights & Plane Landings

Episode Date: May 16, 2022

Did Dave get in a drive-thru altercation? Yes. Did Will lose his generational wealth this weekend? Also yes. Could Dillon land a plane if the pilot passed out? That’s to be determined. All those questions answered and more in addition to This Weekend in Fun, the Arby’s worker who allegedly peed in the milkshake machine, and more. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low as $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Purchase a Circling Back Candle: www.vellabox.com/circling-back Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (15:00) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (33:55) Dave Trying To Throw Hands at Fast Food Restaurants (47:15) Can Dillon Land A Plane? (58:50) Here’s Some Reluctant Arby’s News (1:03:00) Will Lost His Bluetooth Speaker Support This Episode’s Sponsors Mugsy: www.mugsy.com (STEAM for 10% off) Truebill: www.truebill.com/circling SoFi: www.sofi.com/steam Ladder: www.ladderlife.com/steam --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast presented by busy hard seltzer the only hard seltzer in the game with vitamin C and superfruit acerola. My name's Will DeFreeze. To my left, David, the Bing Bong Bandit, Ruff. Triple B. Hey, tell me if this sounds like something that you might be interested in. This is a promoted tweet that was just served to me on my timeline on Twitter. This is from Kingsford.

Are you familiar with Kingsford, Dylan? Yeah, the charcoal? 100% real chili and cumin spice mixed in 100 incredible flavors coming out that's flavor like never before this is the charcoal uh coming with cumin chili and mesquite wood so it's in the chili why do they put that in the chili? It's a new Kingsford signature flavor. It's gross.

It's their signature. It's their proprietary in-house. I'm sorry. Is it cumin? What's the source? Who's the source of it? Is it cumin or cumin or cumin? I don't know.

That's a long day at the factory for that guy. It's cumin. I believe it's cumin, David. Dude, I hope he's getting time and a half. Yeah, babe. Wow. Yeah, we made six pots today. Yeah, it's cumin i believe it's cumin david dude yeah i hope he's getting time and a half yeah babe wow yeah we made six pots today yeah it's horny week i'm exhausted horny week at wash media happy horny week to all who observe i'm trying to trying to figure out what this guy would talk like the guy who does that all day babe i'm sorry i picked up another shift i picked up mike shift down at the chili factory his wife just deprived because he's anyway what what's the b-r-i-q-u-e-t-s briquettes briquette charcoal briquettes with cumin chili

cumin just call them pieces of charcoal why we gotta why we gotta dress it up with some french word brett keeps briquetting his fits i was very self-conscious to say briquettes i don't know if that's a word it's a word i've said before but not a word that i've read and said interesting that you had a hard time saying that but uh coming came very naturally to you oh day one Real beaters now. The real beater himself, Dylan Shivery. Hello, everybody. Very happy to be here today.

Good news, there's a new McGuire-Mormon joint opening up right around the corner from us. Ooh, is it called Soaked? It's called Lose. We're the old Darcy's Donkeys. Actually, no. Yes, Darcy's Donkeys actually no yes darcy's donkey used to be it's too soon catch me protesting dylan catch me protesting 8 a.m to 10 p.m for coffee

donuts breakfast tacos burgers rotisserie chicken dan salads soft serve cold beers well unless they want to uh i don't know put in some meat meat pies and some pints for the lads, I will be protesting their opening. You're speaking me language. I'm sure it'll be very reasonably priced. I'm starting. I'm going to start an Instagram account. You guys can all go follow it right now.

It's called Lad with Sign. And I will be debuting outside of my protest of the new restaurant that is no longer a soccer bar. Lad with Sign. I miss Darcy's Donkey. I love a good McGuireon because you know it's going to be good food and it's going to be outrageously expensive and i'm just going to regret going the food will absolutely be they don't they don't get enough why couldn't you

just make this like two dollars less they don't get enough credit for like being they're going to be the eventual downfall of austin they're just they're taking over they don't miss those the thing it's hard to hate their business model really they like their restaurants are very good yeah but like when you're like their cocktail prices you're just through the roof at this point we're paying new york prices down in austin how's that make you guys feel mainly you as the native austinite don't love it man hey keep your new york out of my quit new yorking my austin dylan why don't you come back to the island we miss you we love you i've never been that i will we're doing a pop-up donkey really no no that's true why would you lie about that it sounds like i really wish i only got to go to the donkey once and darcy's donkey right no i was living at the donkey and i did enjoy it and

it was very we were all very hung over and And John Duda was in town who, by the way, congratulations. I'm going to be the first to wish them. Oh, yeah. Congratulations, John Nupshules. But it was a great vibe. And now that I'm a footy guy, Will, Premier League. Hello. Premier League.

This town wasn't ready. You have no idea how horned I was yesterday when I got the text message from Dave early in the morning that said, what soccer should we be watching now listen let's go this town wasn't ready for a meat pie irish pub football bar they're always ready dude football not football football david not norti americano uncultured american idiot dude austin is just a soccer town through and through we got the pro sports team i'm taking parks next sunday this coming sunday wow you're not gonna invite your boy uh we just have two tickets i figured i'd take my son what if i could what if i take him can i take him i know you hate

soccer so i'll take him i'd rather have a father-son moment with him he's been kind of distant lately he's not really reaching out parts oh i took his phone away he's reaching to cool status he kept he kept looking up carmen electro pictures on his phone i had to take it wrong so he listened to coffee friday dude i said that uh before the wedding it was something like parks i mean he's he's i love being around but he's just he's not beating the shit out of me like he used to yeah he wanted nothing to do with me. Why didn't he beat you up that day? Maybe he's maturing.

Which is actually, it's a sign of growth. It's probably good. You shouldn't just randomly throw haymakers at your dad's friend. Yeah, I don't know. Especially when all he's doing is existing he gets excited to see you guys though i miss having him running around if i tell him like if i tell him like like dave and will be there he kind of like oh okay he gives me one of those he's like oh the fun guys for the podcast yeah i'm always like he's gonna throw hands at dave again because he's he's still sore

the last time oh dude he got a black guy over the weekend playing we're playing baseball and he he missed one we're playing catch you just caught one in the eye it looks he looks sick like he looks sick was it a sandlot black guy yeah i mean he cut it right square in the eye big old piece of raw meat on there does that work what's the deal with that it's ice cold but there's better options than raw meat probably you're wasting a cut of steak wow you can eat it i don't want to eat steak that's been on some little kid's face you don't want you don't want skin steak i don't want i don't want ice steak there's probably you know there's a hair on there somewhere yeah not his fault yeah but there used to be hair on the meat like and then they had to like skin it and stuff it

wasn't on the meat i'll show you some hair on some meat there's no hairy meat uh manscaped dot com promo code trim is that how they shave the cows that's how i trim rosie up i just manscape her don't say that man dude rosie got a new cut she's looking faded up for the summer it's hot girl summer damn i need to get stella on this she's just walking around the dog part like yep you're saying you want it you can't have it yeah she's the hottest bitch you'll ever meet sweetest bitch no no rosie ain't no sweet bitch that's somebody else that was the sweetest bitch i didn't know she was swedish did you have to go all the way over there to get her it's a long way for a dog dude i know the juxtaposition of being the sweetest but also

a bitch like it's like right the yin and the yang the duality of uh in this case woman hey can i make an announcement we briefly talked about uh mtv's the challenge recently don't go watch the one on paramount right now that we talked about on Coffee Friday. Why? Because it's the shittier version. It's essentially just the... It's like watching the Champions Tour instead of watching the PGA Tour. Like, yeah, you can get some excitement out of it, I guess.

But you're not going to be thrilled with the results. You're not here for some Fred Funk? Can I call back an old segment and do a um a um unsolicited recommendation for people you just glossed over what he said yeah dude no go ahead man the floor is yours what he said the floor is yours no one's watching that show anyway the staircase dude i love looking at staircases the staircase on i think it's hbo uh it's really good it's about the michael peterson murder trial really really what was the release date on this i don't know i don't care all right i don't care if it's five years old or 20 minutes old i think it's got major will falls asleep halfway through vibes no it's sick dude it's good. It's very well done. Patrick Schwarzenegger.

Sophie Turner. Is that Arnold's son? Has to be. Yeah, Sansa Stark is in it. Parker Posey. Colin Firth. Is that his name? Yeah, he plays Michael Peterson. He's the lead.

Has he gotten wet in it yet? He's wet in every movie he's in. At some point in any movie he's in, he's sopping wet. He didn't get wet in this one. He'll get wet eventually. Love, actually he gets wet and everything dude i don't know it seems like it'd be really inconvenient to be the guy that gets wet in every movie all right colin's time for you to get wet jump in dog here we go again he's just typecast he's the wet guy yeah he stays dry in this i like colin firth he doesn't get some blood on him though but the question is

how tune in good show why does he look like joe scarborough i don't know who that is he wears joe scarborough glasses who the fuck is joe scarborough he's like his buddy from high school who is that dave no one's not yeah dave he has an msnbc show with his ex-wife wow dude you would watch that cuck shit i don't watch that cuck shit god dude i don't it's not a good show like you were you were the oan guy forever and now you're just watching that cuck is the oar guy uh can i read a couple reviews that we've gotten recently uh if you guys are out there please go leave some reviews did they say nice things about me uh not really we've only gotten two recent ones since the last time i read them we've got mortgage micah talk mortgage talk is goaded micah plugging himself is the

reason i listen five stars mike micah will plug himself that's that's the reason you listen it happens like once every five months someone called us the jason tatum of podcast okay it's a good basketball like jason says three dudes are as funny as jason tatum is as good as good at hitting threes when they hit they hit but more often than that they brick their jokes being a college kid nothing makes me cringe more and listen to these unfunny boomers when i smoke the bing bong bit is peak unfunny will be in the ultimate beta male and bullying dilly dog is prime though so i guess i have that going for me and dave's bits got me cackling keep up the good work fellas i don't that sound like it's not good work at all i feel like he doesn't like us no but he's he's i think he's just listening to us for the unintentional humor

when he's burning burn is he concerning what if we hit what if we like 95 of our listeners only listened because they enjoyed how cringe we were i'm okay with that yeah they're tuning in they're tuning in yeah as long as you're listening and you know supporting the sponsors are we cringe no we're not i don't think we're cringe but i think we're like cringe adjacent i don't even know i just know i'm in goblin mode after last night man like to bed late just like here but it's whatever right you have to order food from like delivery service not get out of bed have you seen that taco taco bell commercial the girl brings her roommate breakfast in bed those girls are in goblin

is it a taco bell commercial where they the group of people are at the counter and they're all just completely stoned is that the one too i think it's i think it's taco bell sally's mom uh babysat for us recently to uh you know just look after our child while we were out of town for a night and uh she nicely changed our sheets cleaned up everything in our house and it was like pristine when we got back and sally went straight goblin mode when we got back and she had some soup dumplings and she went to eat them in bed and just flipped them over onto the bed that's tough like what are you doing like we have a pristine bedroom going on right now and you're just going to take your soup dumplings from trader joe's in here and flip them on the bed you can't

go soup dumps on a clean bed and so And so I took a photo of her cleaning it up because I knew her mom would be upset and now I'm just using it as blackmail. Oh, that's good. She's your little goblin girl. I just love it when she leaves crumbs of goldfish in the bed sheets. Soup dumplings in bed.

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can wear them from anywhere from the boardroom to the discotheca to the boat yeah to the la piscina to the lago dude the lago these things are cotton based so they got breathability which is essential when you're out on the boat just vibing with the boys and they have that classic natural denim look and feel mugsy jeans go so hard they are outrageously comfortable as they're well known for of course but they have the light blue what do they what do they call them on the acid wash dude i can't find that color anywhere i've been looking for so long and muggsy's like player we got you also they're crazy comfortable i'm not gonna lie the first time i like when i heard how like

muggsy's were like allegedly all comfortable and stuff like i was like they're still denim like how like how is this gonna be that comfortable you put them on on the boat and you were like you're like dylan if you would have just if someone told me hey shut your eyes and let me know when the jeans are on versus the joggers that we're putting on you i would have no clue no clue here's the greatest i mean it's just it's just the best they even have new swimwear collection guys the greatest thing to hit the pool since the cannonball is here mugsy swim you can choose your ride with two potential inseams seven and nine inches and these things have no netting just a liner that just hugs your thighs like an old friend dylan come here and hug my thighs say no more all right i won't hug them

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It's time. Recapping this weekend of fun. Dylan, what did you get into this weekend? Oh, wow. Thank you for asking. Friday, pretty chill little night. We had the kids, low-key. Went to Pool Burger and got a burger off.

It was great. Loved that place. Had a Red Stripe. Just a chill night, man. I got bad news. I got bad news regarding the red stripe situation. Is there a chip shortage? There are officially no more red stripes left over from Fritz's birthday party.

They have all been consumed. I tried to drink them all. We're going to have a champagne party at some point. We have so much leftover champagne from the wedding. Our fridge is just filled with it. That's going to make Dave feel like shit party. Do you want to come to my champagne party at some point we have so much leftover champagne from the wedding our fridge is just filled with it that's a make dave feel like shit party do you want to have a shit you want to come to my champagne party i mean i'm gonna obviously i won't say no but i don't want to drink champagne well you have to why don't why don't you just save all those bottles until the mavs win at all and then just pop them we can just spray dave down slow down not much of a mavs guy

but i'll do it for dave you don't want to spray that boy down? I always want to spray that boy down. You want to call in for me? Dude, let's have a wet t-shirt contest in your backyard with all the champagne. That'd be sick. Why don't... Boys only. Champagne's, I like it on occasion. It's somewhat in the cigar category for me.

Oh, I love champagne, man. Champagne. The headache is almost immediate for me. It's a champagne party like your wedding great wedding had a headache the entire time so i've always said that i give champagne to my real friends and then i give real pain to my sham friends that's bad don't ever say that again all right listen though randy's over you all right listen saturday he hates me saturday big big lake day for your boy i went to the lake not once but twice on saturday two different boats

two different groups of people the first group kind of mid honestly just kidding it was you guys we went on the boat saturday morning and we wore some can i spoil we can't muxie jeans we filmed a little video we're not spoiling anything like we had thousands of people see our instagram story you're not spoiling too much yeah we brought some muggsy's out to the the lake we did some surfing um i had so much fun randy was out there with his camera strapped onto him his wild scene he brought spinny boy out there got some footage y'all see dude his name's not Spinny Boy. You're not disrespecting our current drone, but you're disrespecting the original Spinny Boy.

The name Droney Hawk, I just don't like it. Droney Hawk's a good name. Why, dude? He's constantly going nectar. It's fine. Anyway, that was a lot of fun. Later on in the day, I went on the boat again with Bay's friends. I guess they're my friends, too. Your sister-in-law was on the boat. We had a bay base friends well i guess they're my friends too your sister

in law was on was on the boat uh we had a great time it's weird i had a lot of friends on that boat but huh huh um it well the owner of the boat it was also his birthday and i was not i was not able to extend invitations it was not my not my place to do so but we had a great time. Sunday, kind of just a chill day. We still had the kids. Had the kids all weekend. It was a scene, man. It was a good time. Good weekend.

Really good weekend. Your phone not working? That's weird, man. 5G's enabled. I'm on Wi-Fi right now. It seems like I could get some text. That's weird. Even if the texts were sent Saturday, during the day,

I still feel like they'd come through at some point. I've had a big delay in my text for some reason really honestly i'll just take my phone and yours is probably fine my phone's weird dude like since you got married like my text just hasn't been coming through like you had this man you came in with this breakfast sandwich this morning i gotta take it in full it's like it's messed up dude no he brought in breakfast sandwiches we He brought in one from himself. We had cookies yesterday. They were pretty good. And that concludes my weekend in fun.

Yeah, cool. All right, Dave, what do you do? Conclusion paragraph. Hey, didn't do anything Friday night. What? Just thinking about the conclusion paragraph. It's so miserable. And that's the report.

Yep. as you can see from ultimately and conclusion comma dude i felt like i had the biggest brain on earth when i started using ultimately to end all my papers in eighth grade it was like oh shit this guy knows how to use the word ultimately wow hey dave why don't you tell people about your shirt too during your segment sorry our shirt oh this shirt was crowdsourced. This is Edith's in Cabo. It's a T-shirt. Picked it up at dinner. Fun story.

We were all there and I saw that they had merch and I told the waiter, I said, hey, can I get one of them shirts? He said, yeah. And I was like, hey, can I pay for it separately? Obviously.

Okay. And get a little drinking between then and the time we left as one does so that's our shirt now and i got put on our tab so everybody paid it so i owe i owe each of you like two dollars i think no no no i'd rather just wear the shirt sometime honestly yeah it's it fits me perfectly it was huge i shrunk it to the perfect size the back it's a quality shirt like well it's our shirt you know yes you go to cabo and you go into town edis is the spot so much fun anyway friday nothing we were up here we did coffee friday i didn't i knew i had

a big weekend ahead of me so i didn't do anything friday night i rested i didn't i didn't I knew I had a big weekend ahead of me so I didn't do anything Friday night I rested I didn't I didn't have a drink I didn't do anything Saturday one of the longer days that I'll ever have got up met the boys in the lake um good time did some did some some videos Dylan mentioned was out there did a little wake surfing which is something i've done once or twice but it's been a while and when you get up it's like the most fun feeling i i want to go back so if you are if you have a boat you want to bring me out please do major shouts to harps by the way i forgot to say that. Our boy Harbor. Matt Harbor. Don't dox him. Oh, you're not supposed to say his name.

Yeah. You just doxed him. He's fine with it. He's FBI. It was his boat. He was very, very kind enough to let us use it

for a little bit. Great guy. Thank you. Did a backflip. He flexed on all of us. Most people aren't doing that. He made our 360s and can't operate

because he looked bitch ass. So no one had this in the cards. After the lake, went straight to a little golf course out in Lakeway called Falcon Head. Met one, the Cactus Jack and Jack Hammer. Wow, a couple Jacks. Danny Regs and Jared Borslow, J-Bone, Formula Bone Zone, and Softcore History Zone, Dan. And we played golf, and it was piping hot.

It was a damn sauna. There was the third green. I was like, this is the hottest I think I've been in years. Did you go low? We're making improvements. Oh, you went and saw that guru. I went and I'm down've been in years. Did you go low? We're making improvements. Oh, you went and saw that guru. I'm down.

I hit 90, which I was very happy with. All things considered, hit some good shots. And it was great. It was great being out there. Had a few pops. Falcon had a tough track, man. What's J-Bone's game like? Not salty. Ball golf.

Not salty. Ball golf. No, J-Bone was telling me how disc golf has made him a better ball golfer. Don't call him a ball golfer. He actually didn't call it ball golf. I made him call it ball golf. But he was telling me how it makes him better. Did you ride with Jay Bone?

He had a birdie or two. He did pretty well. Really? Did you ride with Jay Bone? No. I always ride with Jay Bone. No, his buddy Baxter was playing with us-Bone? No. Oh, okay. I always ride with J-Bone. No, we had his buddy Baxter was playing with us. Baxter?

Yeah. Park, if you're in Milwaukee, you know from that movie. Right. Anchorman. Baxter went missing. This is the only pod with the guts to quote Anchorman in 2021. You don't see that anywhere else, guys. Well, that didn't pan out like we thought it would, did it?

Did you kill a guy with a trident? I'm making fun of it as if I wasn't like a guy who quoted that movie back in the day. Yeah, I probably got some Instagram captions that I could go back and re-edit. Time to archive. Yeah. We should start a podcast where it's just nothing but movie quotes. Yesterday was a lovely day. Got up.

We went for a walk, a little family walk before it got too hot. where it's just nothing but movie quotes. Yesterday was a lovely day. Got up. We went for a walk, a little family walk before it got too hot. And then that entire day was just leading up to not one, but two Game 7s for the Dallas-Fort Worth Metroplex. How'd they treat you? One-on-one. And the one, you know,

they were both very, very exciting for different reasons. I will talk more about that on too much dip which we will be recording immediately after this podcast check it out but dude i was a wreck even when the i'll just say when when the mavs were up like you were wrecked i was well i was both i was a wreck and erect uh we're up 30 and i'm still like this is where my mental state is for for sports i'm thinking like, dude, if we blow this, it's going to be like the biggest.

That's how I think. And it's not healthy. I can't just enjoy the fucking moment. I hate it. I checked in. I checked the score. It was late in the third. And I was careful not to send the text too early to the group being like,

oh my God, this game is out of hand. But by that point, it was like I said, it was like two minutes left in the third. You guys were up mega. I was like okay i guess it's a safe text when did you officially flip over to the stars game i had it on the lappy okay i had it on mute okay because i the way that i was viewing everything i thought to myself you know a casual person like me who doesn't really have any investment in this can flip over to the stars if i wanted to right now but i was wondering if you're gonna have to ride out the entire Mavs game just to be sure yeah well I want and here's here's where I'm at with like my love of that team I wanted to see it to the end I wanted to see

the handshakes I want to see if if Luca dapped up Booker or dapped up Chris Paul wanted to see I even wanted to see the post game I wanted wanted to see inside the NBA guys talk about it. And then, like, I feel bad about this, but like the first period of the Stars game, I'm like looking at Twitter, looking at like reactions about the game. I'm just like, so yeah, it was awesome. It sucked that the Stars lost, but you know, whatever. It's tough when you can't really score goals.

Yeah. And your goaltender's like save having to save like i don't know 60 shots dude they should have just like dangled and went glaring lack of dangle you're right like just go top shelf on them or something i don't know that's what i would have said dude you're always tough when you're up dude this is a dallas sports i just dangle the goalie to sleep and just slip one by him. Everybody act tough when they're up. Is that what he said? Something like that. Yeah, I'm faced with now just forcing myself to watch Dallas sports

in case Fritz wants to watch American sports growing up. Dude, just don't let him be a Houston guy. Not going to let him be a Houston guy. Everyone knows that I do ride for the city of Houston, but I'm sorry, the sports teams just aren't it for me. I fuck with the city of Houston. Yeah. I just don't fuck with the cheating Astros. I can't do the Astros. I can sorry. The sports teams just aren't it for me. I fuck with the city of Houston. Yeah. I just don't fuck with the cheating Astros.

I can't do the Astros. I can't. I mean, I'm a Spurs guy, so nothing there for me. Out of all of them, I think I fuck with the Rockets the most. I'm the worst mascot in America, and I'm a boys guy. So there it is. He looks like an XFL team. He's a boys guy.

They do. And their stadium feels like a mall. It's like there's just no, like, I don't know what it feels lame as hell i'm gonna gas them up though because while their stadium might feel like that at least it's in downtown houston which is cool i've i've forever wanted a stadium i know the american airline center where the mazda stars play is in dallas but like cowboysboys and Rangers are in Arlington. In Arlington, for a number of reasons, is not it. It ain't it, man.

But yeah, I've had some great times going to Minute Maid. You can walk out of there and walk to a bar. Minute Maid is a great ballpark. I'll give it that. It is. They got rid of the thing in the outfield. The hill and the pole. Who does that?

By the way, there's a pole you got to watch out for hey man we just we'd love for you to blow your knee out here trying to get a routine the dumbest thing of all i think get rid of that trash can in the outfield all right look at that of course he's referring to the the cheating scandal that being said if if uh if you know if the person who maybe kind of you know did that you know let's say he's you know managing a different team at this point who might be struggling if he wants to bust out that you know did that you know let's say he's you know managing a different team at this point who might be struggling if he wants to bust out that you know kind of strategy i'm open to it cheating some call it that others call it just getting an edge you're the edge lord that's what dave does edging can be cheating is soaking cheating yeah that's the good question yeah are you actually cheating

if you're just edging there's see with soaking there's full happy horny babe i'm full penetration i'm living on the edge babe but what you just babe we just soaked i'm on the edge i just calling first right i'm gonna first oh my god gonna Firth. Oh my god, I'm calling him. Oh! Oh my god! Is that Colin Firth? Is that how Z sounds when he's getting off? What else is he in? This is my impression of

Aziz Ansari at the Golden Globes. Oh my god! That's Colin Firth! Why don't I know what else he's in? What's he most famous for? The Firth Man? Kingsman. Love, actually. King's Speech, dog. I think you got that. oh why don't i know what else he's in what's he most famous for the firth man kingsman love actually king's speech dog i think you got that he might have gotten that oscar for king's speech i'm not sure though that was a good movie highly recommend i've seen the duck they used to call me colin girth back in the day wait really why because uh that was back in your you're gaining

some i was fat yeah i discovered chicken pot pies at the uh at the old uh red wings were winning cups yeah yeah it was a good time good time well that was fun will do you want to do your weekend now that we're halfway through the show yeah dude everyone's actually dude so it was kind of a hectic weekend for me everybody i was walking around and everyone was calling me megan trainer and i was like why are you guys doing that and then i realized it was because i'm all about that base tan right now. Okay. Dude, I just spent so much time working on my base tan before this summer is about to hit.

Entirely too much Meghan Trainor talk before the pod. Dude, I'm all about that base tan. No one was calling you Meghan Trainor. Dude, I popped out the clean white tee to show it off a little bit today. Did anybody get sunburned on Saturday? No. I had a little strip on my back. I had a little strip.

I screened i screened up for my second round at the lake thank you peeling a little bit but you know your boy had to go out there that's that cabo peel though dog just like that lake peel yeah so i spent both afternoons this weekend just you know chilling at the pool just trying to get that base going right you already said that i did something no one's doing you ready for this i ate three straight meals of fajitas this weekend that's entirely too many fajitas did i did i repurpose some of the fajitas yeah but i did fajitas at matt's leftover fajitas for dinner and then the next day for my next meal i had fajitas for lunch how many tortillas would you say you had over the weekend uh oh i mean don't worry about that you have chips too because you know i didn't have mats

two chips equals one i had exactly zero chips at matt's as i showed up devastatingly late to the lunch and so the chips were off the table literally and figuratively and then uh but then i can confirm that at my lunch yesterday i did eat enough chips that i could have possibly gotten full before the meal but i think my stomach was so stretched out from just all the fajitas that i've been eating that i was just in i was in god mode my my two chips equals one tortilla little factoid has bay she hates me for pointing that out she's like it's upset her i filled up on chips waiting for it to go order yesterday you'll do that man that you're the chip guy yeah i also had back-to-back fajita meals though well not bad i went back to back not i didn't go that's my god triples triples is best triples

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But we've talked a lot about a drive-thru, fast food drive--through etiquette, especially when you're in a line in a vehicle. Now, there's a place that's local to Austin called P. Terry's. We've talked about that before. Dylan actually brought in a breakfast sandwich for himself and for no one else this morning. I did. They have two lines. He also didn't text asking if anybody wanted one. I did not.

I want to put that out there. Thanks. I was picking up dinner for the family recently and i'm in my vehicle and i am listening to music fairly loudly i can tell you what i was listening to whaling jennings i'm a big whaling guy especially like on a saturday when i'm just vibing so i'm sitting there hey will's a big whailing guy too when he does it. Didn't you say you used to wail on yourself all the time too? Come on. We share a brain. Okay.

Sorry. Can you imagine wailing on yourself to Ken Jennings? It sounds so boring. Yeah. The line gets backed up into the parking lot, and it's not a great parking lot to the point where if you're in one of those spots and you're like and the cars have started stacking up behind you you're not getting out for a little bit you have to let somebody get you out okay fine that's part of it you know that you should know that when you park there i'm in line i'm in the first line second line there's a car available or

a car up there and a car behind it and i'm'm like, you know what? I'm going to swing over to that one. So I go over to line two. Fine. It's about four feet between me and the car in front of me. So I'm sitting there and I've got the music up pretty loud. And I probably was daydreaming, daydreaming, kind of zoning out. Vehicle behind me starts honking and I'm like, what's going on? I'm like, who's honking? What is this? So I'm looking, I look in the side ofking and I'm like, what's going on? I'm like, who's honking? What is this? So I'm looking, I look in the side of here and I see like, you know, demonstrative hand gestures. And I'm like, who are they talking to? I'm like, so I'm looking around like, is somebody like somebody's dog running around? Is somebody's kid? So I don't think anything of it. so I don't think anything of it and I look in the side view mirror again and uh the young lady gets out of the car and walks up to my window and I'm like what did I do so I rolled it down

and I was like hi and she proceeded to yell at me and she goes, can you pull up? And I was like, I looked at her, I go, where? There's nowhere to go. There's a car ordering. She goes, I'm trying to get out. So she had parked in one of those spots and she was trying to get out. And she needed me to pull up like on the car in front of me is bumper, like very close to where it probably, you know, if I had the front sensors, it would have set them off. And I go, there's nowhere to go. That's the front sensor. That's what it sounds like.

You did that pretty good. Thank you. Talking like a guy who's backed up before. Yeah, not to brag. I know how to put it in reverse. So I go, there's nowhere to go. After I put my thing down. Yeah, we got it.

She's walking back and she just goes, I'm trying to get out. And I looked at her and she's walking back and she just goes i'm trying to get out and i i looked at her and she's walking back and i i said you ding dong dude you can't hit her with the ding dong that's not what you're supposed to do you call her a ding dong i called her a ding dong did she hear you she absolutely heard me and as soon as i said i was like man i just escalated this this confrontation that was stupid you could have said so much worse i know that was like a one out of ten on the offensive language you could the way i said it it sounded really country too i go you ding dong and i was

like you didn't hit her with the ding dong i was expecting her to turn around and i did pull up and i allowed her she by the way for the record she had to get a couple of wheels up on the curb to get out. So it wasn't like it was even that much room anyway. You can't park there. That's just a no parking zone. She got out and confronted. I got a confrontation. She brought it to me.

And I got to respect her for that. And I also respect her for not assaulting me. I wonder if she has a podcast too. And on that podcast, she was like yes some guy called me a ding dong some dickhead peter i got home and told alissa and she's like you called someone a ding dong i was like yeah that's so much nicer than like anything that i would have even considering like i don't i mean it was dumb if my blood is boiling i'm not hitting ding dong you ding dong but it was just like dude you can't first of all this we live in texas i don't care if it's austin you cannot you shouldn't use anywhere you can't

randomly confront somebody like that because there's too many people out there who you never know carrying toolies man people having bad days and like i i don't know so i'll pull up and then the rest so the rest of the time so i've got the adrenaline going you know you're kind of like you probably got some shake voice going like yeah i'm gonna order uh i'm gonna order number one double no i don't need any ketchup packets we're good and then so i'm like looking around to see if the other cars in line saw it you know i was like waiting for somebody back hey man sorry about that yeah and then i was like what's her problem people probably didn't even notice but yeah so i i felt like a real jerk but I don't think it was that bad. She was the jerk, but I made it worse.

Would you like to apologize to her on air? I would like to apologize to absolutely nobody. There you go. There you go. But she probably, she had her revenge on Saturday. This is me transitioning to Dave's bad 30 seconds when in a span of 30 seconds, probably less than that, out back with randy my dog not our producer you can take him to steakhouses no we weren't at outback steakhouse we were in my backyard

oh you should say your backyard yeah you see how that could be misleading uh i was just walking around the grass barefoot stepped in something looked down was a very, very old piece of poo. Like the one that had like gotten looked like somebody antiqued it. It gets worse. I take another step. I walk right into his stream. He peed on my bare foot. It gets worse. And I'm not making any of this up. As soon as he does that, I have like the orange tennis ball that i throw in the backyard i go to throw it i threw it and it just goes right in my gutter that was my 30 seconds of hell so she she got the last laugh wasn't that difficult to get it out just got a step ladder that's a tough 30 seconds oh wow dave's got a step ladder poo pee gutter story of my life it's a story of david ruff my my biography p gutter i recently got in the wrong line at p terry's you know as as you talked about you know

if you get in the wrong line you just got to put your head down and take it and uh it was such a bad situation that i had a guy look over at me when he was after he got done ordering got to pull forward he looked over at me and was like sorry man hey man i was like yeah no i get it you're the nail enjoy your burger man there's so much pressure when you have to decide which line to get in chick-fil-a the one um kind of down south a little bit it has it's got double barrels too and it's like i always pick the wrong triples also yeah i don't like it when there's two options because you're always gonna you're either going to like leave and be like okay that was good good or you're just gonna yourself. I could have left a minute and a half sooner than I

actually did it. I'm so mad at myself. Can I say, I'm not calling anybody out, certainly no one that I live with, but is the worst backseat driving when you're in traffic on the highway and you know, like the right lane open, like people are moving a little bit and maybe the person that's in the car is like, you to be in that lane you're like well and it's like that lane keeps moving you're no no and you stand your ground and then you realize like oh yeah i probably should have gotten that lane but that that's a tough spot i've become an awful backseat driver with sally man brit britney's done this thing with me a couple of times maybe two or three times now where we pull into a parking lot i'm driving and she'll just point out like open spots to me in the parking lot like i can't see them myself and i just i just want to like just put it in park instead of like you want you

want to take over i'm not the type of person that's taken like the first available parking spot i'm taking the one that i feel most comfortable with but she's like there are spots like numerous spots open she's like was one right there one right there like britney i see all of them like don't worry i'll i'll pick one dude next thing you know you're gonna be watching like a documentary you've never seen before and she's gonna start asking what's gonna happen what happens next oh alissa's watching uh not million dollar listing oh selling son million dollar. Oh, yeah. That's a good show. How do you sell a Sunset?

Stop. Sunset Boulevard. I'd say they're priceless. I started watching it with her a little bit. I have no context for any of these women and the guys. And I started doing that. I started being like, wait, wait. Who is she married to?

Who's her ex? I ruined the show. It's not a good show. It is a good show. There's so much drama i think i'm gonna start i think i'm gonna start that kardashian show on hulu christine man she's what's her deal she's so mean she's a dallas she's so mean is she from dallas i believe so one of them one of them is a dallas. Do you just buy the sunsets by the day? Or do you have to wait in line, and then if you don't get it that day, you have to go back to get the next sunset the next day?

In Los Angeles, it's a very famous road called Sunset Boulevard. And it's referring to that street. Oh, so they're selling properties on Sunset. I like the part where they're like in this home we're showing this home it's 38 million dollars who the fuck what yeah there's some sick houses who are these people i don't know that's it's gonna be austin in like five years bro you see these people dropping their boats in the lake. Like when we were on the lake the other day,

I'm seeing these people drop their boats in. I'm like, how can this many people afford this many nice boats? I feel so poor. You just got to find a friend. Yeah. Find you a Harbs. Should we just get a squad boat? Yeah.

I have friends who did that before. They all like five, four of them went in together. Was that a good financial transaction? They kept that for like two years one person's obviously going to benefit the most like the most proactive person's going to be using it the most and that person is going to absolutely love that deal but there's always going to be one person in that group that just never uses it and does not care and then tanks everybody and they're like yeah i don't want to do this anymore that'd probably be me you'd never help clean it though what's the zebra muscles oh really really me okay okay my buddy in high school's parents had a boat but they had to keep it in

their backyard so anytime we wanted to take it out we'd have to like take like move part of the fence it was a real beating. It was fun though. It wasn't like a super nice boat, but it did the job. Dude, I've been watching this show and someone keeps their boat in the backyard. It's called Better Call Saul. Okay. Yeah. You guys seen this show?

On season one, no spoilers. You just wait. Yeah, I can wait. Who's your favorite so far? Kim? Oh, I mean, I don't really... I haven't... I'm not far enough in to say who a favorite is.

I don't know if she's won awards, but... Slippin' Jimmy. She's fantastic. Slippin' Jimmy. That show's so good. It's a great show. That's all I got. Okay.

Okay. Did we really just... Oh, wait, no, no. I thought we just finished up this weekend in fun no dumbass i could have incorporated that but i'm sorry i mean this weekend and getting your you know dave i'm glad that you didn't i'm glad like the the whole situation went okay with you like i'm glad that you know you didn't get an altercation with this lady and she didn't like you know hurt you in some way because you know life is a very fragile thing a lot of people don't realize that we got kids at home to worry about

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he's just rocking like a fishing long sleeve t extremely short shorts flops and croaks and he kind of looks like dan i mean dude he's ready he's that guy's ready to go hit the boat so he called the tower like the dude his pilot passed out and he got on the thing and called the tower. How did he pass out? Was this like a Payne Stewart thing? Altitude? No, because he was the only one. I think it was just a medical thing.

Hold on. Was this guy on like a... Okay. It was not a big plane. It was not a big plane. Okay. Yeah. Pilot passes out, and this guy's like, well, I'm either dying or flying the plane and surviving

or flying the plane and dying. Why do I feel like I could do it? This makes sense. He was on the way back from a fishing trip in the Bahamas as he is rocking croquis. I feel like I could do this. I didn't want to say this, but this is our TFM of the week. Absolutely. I'm not trying to pull a Mark Wahlberg here, but I feel like I could have done something

here. Well, Mark Wahlberg, go ahead. You know how he said that if he were on the plane that flew into the World Trade Center, that he would have stopped it? He simply would have stopped them. Yeah, he would have been the hero of the day. I could have done this. I would have loved to see how he was going to plan to get the bombs off these guys, too.

You got a joystick, right? You got a joystick. You got some flaps on the wings. You got the throttle. joystick right you got a joystick you got some flaps on the wings you got the throttle it's like all right you set her down and you hit the flaps off the gas and it's going to slow down you're fine you just walk away we have a we have a good amount of listeners who are pilots and I would love to hear their takes on Dylan landing planes you think I could land a plane it's a very impressive book get you in a simulator okay for you we'd have to call it the simulator though

it's a little prop plane man that don't go very fast it's a little prop i feel like it'd be harder it's the last thing i'm worried about call me crazy like i feel like it'd be harder to land a prop plane i feel like i have more room for air if i'm driving like a it's kind of like getting a car accident in a in a mini cooper versus a yukon like i'd rather be in the yukon if you're in a 737 all you do is hit a button that says land plane and like it does it all for you swag this little single engine cessna 208 which it's a little guy it's not like a g4 no that we were on with our with our dude sometimes i'm feeling so fly that i feel like a g6 you proud yeah got your new shoes on got your new jokes dude it's it's oatmeal season

dude there's heat on the feet in the studio right now no one had me coming in with oatmeal vans on today his wife who was seven months pregnant was on the plane as well damn daniel that's a little added motivation to land the plane safely yeah so did did the ground control lead him through the process of landing the plane yeah you can actually hear the audio is out there because it's all public so if you are a ground control person are most of those people pilots ground control to guy and croquis that's what they said i don't think you have to be a pilot to have that job i would assume it would benefit your job a lot to have like you know at least a working knowledge of most planes yeah sure i would love to be a pilot one day i don't have it in me though i don't get that i don't got that dog in me when it comes to being a pilot can you imagine boarding a plane and me

being like what's up yeah yeah i don't want to be a pilot why because you have to poop in the air too much like i don't want to poop on a plane you know i've gone my whole life without doing it that's i plan on keeping that street going i don't even poop on vacation really you shouldn't go more than a couple days my body's like nah you're not at home and the second i get home it's like game time i went to like a camp for three days when i was in like fifth grade couldn't go the entire time. Got home. Done. Did you let her rope? There's something about me. Like I'm more comfortable at home.

I've definitely done that on a plane. It wasn't, I didn't feel good about it. All I can think about when I'm in there, when I'm on a plane, there's two things that bother me. When I'm walking and I'm in the bathroom and I'm just like, man, you know, the ceiling's very low. I'm like one little bump. I mean, I'm just like, man, you know, the ceiling's very low.

I'm like one little bump. I mean, I'm bumping my head hard. Small in there, dude. Also the landing. Again, to that, like I think about it every time. Landings are always jarring. And I always think like, what? Just one little.

If you want to compliment a pilot, say, hey, that was a great landing. They take that shit. That's like a major pride factor for a pilot. You think I'm kidding? I don't like it when there's snakes on the plane that's one thing i always one time that's the worst i know but dude once it happens to you you can't get it out of your head do you kind of want to be on the first plane with snakes on it so you know that like lightning probably won't strike twice in that situation no you never want to be on the the plane that has snakes on it out of all the movies about planes and stuff like top gun like everything

i just feel like con air deserves its its notice it's one of the greats and that new top gun's about to drop it's not going to dude they're gonna like delay it or something no this time's for real why would you say that because they've delayed it like seven times already it was supposed to be out six years ago do you guys have faith in this movie no it's gonna deliver i will like it because of the i mean it's gonna bring up emotions and nostalgia it's gonna be sick but it's gonna be probably not a good plot but like that footage is gonna be so they're gonna lead they're gonna lead with like the theme and everyone in the theater is going to get chilled. They need to turn the heat up because it's about to be chilly.

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It actually says closer. So you drink. This is where you hit peak deal-closing moments, and then from here, you have to go take a dump. This is when the chain smokers kick in. That's not from this office, is it? It is. Really? Yeah, we got a mixed pack of uh great of recyclable

foam cups those are pretty lit yeah dude it's the tom herman urine chart but with dude i'm so motivated i think i drank more water yesterday than everyone in austin combined no one drinks more water than me. Dude, yesterday, like I was just peeing clear. I'm like 200 ounces a day. So you're saying you went clear? Yeah. People thought that I was like, people were trying to like walk through my bathroom because

I thought it was the clear line for their flight. And I was like, no, that's just my pee. You don't have to walk into your bathroom. Yeah. They were banging on the door. Dude, I'm going to miss my flight. I'm like, dude, wrong place. I know my pee is clear here, but. Can we get get them back that's kind of a dope sponsor yeah yeah we got that one kind of a dope we got that one for a year and then it auto renewed on your

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It's a working trip. Circling back podcast. You're already doing video equipment, and you're getting the plane going down footage for the documentary. Which one of us do you have most faith in landing this plane? Brett. What? Brett. What? Brett got left behind.

No, Brett should not. No, Brett's going to be in the back. We had Brett. Yeah, Brett's going to be taking Mondo. He's taking Mondo, Tom. Yeah, I've never seen a brick land a plane before. No, Brett's not in this conversation because when I had him on to talk about me going to Miramar and stuff, he just completely shit on everything that I did.

So I don't want him in this conversation. of the three of us who's landing that plane regretfully i will say dylan of the three of you that's my dog dylan's got that dog in him yeah like i said it's gonna be a rough landing i just don't think you have the clutch chain it's gonna be a rough one serious i am someone say rough landing? That's your last name. I got the guy right here for it. I don't know. If I'm on that plane, I'm going to be shivering. Because I'm going to be scared. That's a play on his last name.

Well, it does get cold up there. He's got to chill with the back ends. Very impressive. Yeah, it is. Makes me nervous every time. Set it down nice and easy. You know? I got an email this morning. It was let me know what i spent last week said i was under under my normal spending habits and it made me feel pretty good

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that like, you know, if he could, what did you say about Arby's recently? That if you could have any deal or something, you'd do Arby's 5 for 5?

I definitely said something like that, yes. Well, have you ever had a milkshake from Arby's, Dave? The Jamocha Shake is my favorite fast food milkshake. Does it bring all the boys to the yard or just a few of them? Well, in the Vancouver Banff area, you might want to stay away from the milkshakes for a little bit. Why? Honestly, if you're out there trying to get a milkshake right now,'ve got to be worried about like these copycats that are just also doing this an arbuts manager in vancouver washington admitted to police that he urinated twice in

the restaurant's milkshake mix and now the police want to get in touch with customers police said their digital evidence cyber crime unit began an investigation into stephen sharp over possible possession and dealing dozens of photos and videos depicting the sexual exploitation of children that that took a real dark turn and i didn't realize this was happening yeah apparently this dude pissed in a fucking milkshake machine though this guy just sounds like a real piece of shit yeah fuck this guy like we used to be pieces of shit this guy is currently a piece i can say i used to be a piece of shit i've been a piece of shit my entire life i have never done anything like pissing an arby's milkshake machine i worked at subway you worked as you were a waiter yeah our so our weirdly enough uh whenever

someone ordered a milkshake our thing was never working hey what is this mcdonald's yeah never even in my teenage angst worst years never messed with anyone's order now i made a that's i may have may have gotten them the bread that wasn't the most fresh like i you know you get the fresh bread and somebody's being a little pushy you're like you know i'm gonna give you the bread that was cooked last night how about that i mean shit like about that out of all the bad customers i always had at no point that i ever think you know what i'm gonna fuck with their order no no that's i don't know if you're if you're a dick and you ordered an arnold palmer i might hit you with more iced tea than lemonade sorry dog maybe

you gotta chill a little bit damn uh-huh that's some bad boy shit too yeah i know i never worked in food food industry it shows the way you treat waiters and stuff like it definitely 100 very good to my service people. Like people in the service industry. Your service people, huh? In the service industry. I recently... People who service you.

I mean, I recently had a waitress come up to Sally and I after our meal. And I know she was setting down the check when she said this. And she was probably just trying to get more of a tip. But she said, you two were such a pleasant table on such a busy night. Thank you guys so much for coming in tonight. And you know what? She could have been lying and just gassing us up but i i feel like i am a pretty good person to wait on it i bet she told you this before you left a tip yeah that's what he said she did also bring us an entire wrong uh tray of sushi and and we ate it and i was happy with it

so did she make a mistake maybe but she made up for it by just giving us free food, and I'm always a fan of that. One of the rolls that she gave us was actually a Breen roll, and I wanted to scream bang. Puts it up, puts it in. When she said it on the table, I wanted to go bang! So speaking of bang, last time. This isn't going where you think.

I was watching Game seven last night you were in a good mood after the maps win well this is during the roads is in bed alissa comes out and like uh was what and this is when i'm still nervous about like a 24 point lead and jaylen brunson's at the line or something and he just he sent he sunk a free throw and i just did the most subtle like bang and lisa, did you just whisper bang? And I was like, yeah, with Rose. She's like, oh, well, thank you for doing that. Like.

Dude, you're mad respectful. You're on your dad's shit. Dude, I wanted, I was, I wanted to go outside and just go crazy, man. I have yet to have any important sporting moment happen while Fritz is asleep. The most important sporting moment that i've celebrated since fritz has been born was max verstappen winning the the championship and fritz was awake and i had to hand him off to sally because i jumped off the couch and just started fist pumping was it just that he won you know some people say no but was i happy yes dude poor the poor dog

randy he's like he's lying down next to me i get up and i'm and he just he like get and then he'll get off the couch and like go lie on the floor just like what the fuck dude like he knows he's like i can't be around you i'm not a cool person to watch basketball with do you think our dogs know our names no yes like do you think do you think like randy gets off the couch and he's like dude dave's being so on show right now it's sunday night you're saying does he speak yeah put together coherent sentences in english in his head is this like the uh human randy like do y'all have an inner monologue question which i don't i still don't think oh yeah because randy always has an

inner monologue right randy randy's life is a monologue randy's andy sandberg by the way that snoop commercial with andy sandberg on the beach every time i see it i think that is our our video guy randy and dan kind of have the same thing going on where like they look like multiple celebrities like all at once sometimes no he doesn't look well i don't mean he doesn't really look like it's just the way he his sense of humor like this is a guy who's watched hot rod a hundred times i could see that snoop tf double g dan randy he's like low-key be like brothers or like cousins or something they look similar three brother cousins it could be a brother cousin cousins stupid we can leave now sorry dan dropped some heat on the don't pee in your jamocha shakes dude i love that dan's just smoking cigs on his birthday that's sick uh jay bones jay bones buddy was hey oh can i give a special shout out no can i give a

special shout out huff and darts as you guys know it was it was you know a former video guy's uh birthday dan and uh while dan did not you know personally invite me out for his birthday jay bone invited me out to to go it was obviously a courtesy invite it's a makeup call and i i didn't go out but yeah but i would like to i i want to express a thank you to getting invited to at least one video person's uh birthday at least like one of our current people who work here like wasn't a part of it like randy must have had a big weekend he's being awful quiet over there he had a little gruff

voice he was doing a lot of frolicking this weekend a lot of what frolicking oh yeah i did see his frolic game was stupid are people just partying up here now is that what happens yeah they were here saturday night just like pre-gaming. Oh, yeah. I like that you guys had a little party in the lodge. It weirdly made me want to be up here. I thought the same thought. I haven't been up here at night yet.

Yeah, I kind of felt like I hadn't gotten invited to another birthday party. I would have loved to be up here while the boys were drinking beers. I had a little FOMO on that one, too. What's the vibe here at night, I wonder? That's pretty cool, man. It's probably just like this, only nighttime. We have some dope exterior lights. You see these things?

Those are lights outside. Yeah. Thank you for explaining. Well, yeah. Cool scene here, man. Did you have a BTS or a speaker with Bluetooth technology? Oh, man. I got some real... do you have my bluetooth

cranked up no he's the he's the road i got bad news boys what my generational wealth is in flux right now i've officially lost my bluetooth speaker i thought you were about to do another ad you got financial recover from this uh it was in the side pocket of my backpack that i brought on the boat with us i don't think the the bluetooth speaker is on the boat as brett investigated oh hard it could be in the it could be in an uber it could be austin it could be at the bottom of lake austin it could be in the garden at matt's el rancho i'm certified scuba i can go down there and dive for it if anyone has if anyone sits at a table next to the koi pond at matt's el rancho do some rummaging in the garden and see if you can find your boy's bluetooth speaker i'm now faced with having to

buy a new one and i don't i'm i have a paralysis by analysis i don't know what to buy why did you bring your bluetooth speaker inside matzah rancho because it was in my backpack that i was walking around with why did you also bring it on the boat because it was already in my bag from when i went to cabo san lucas and honestly the fact that you're even asking that makes me kind of wonder if you don't realize that i always keep that thing on the boats have speakers i would have simply taken it out of my backpack dude i had to keep that thing on me i didn't i didn't wear my wedding ring on the lake i'm bad the dream scenario for me would have been me just having the osiris backpack from 2004 that

had speakers in the backpack wow those are sick that was swag yeah yeah i had the huffy bike that had the radio on the handlebars yeah what's the damage on something like that it was it's a huffy so it's probably very cheap i'm looking forward i'm looking forward to shopping some new bluetooth speakers if anyone has any suggestions out there i'm open to it do we have a sponsor no we don't jbl is fine yeah the jbl's the one i have is perfect for golf cart fits right in the cup holder it does fit right in the cup holder that's the cup holder my both domps hey dude i just don't know if i'm i don't know if i'm a bows guy hey what i got bows yeah but it's a little above the budge that i'm looking for this is important would you okay i know it's

taking a valuable real estate in the cup holder but do you prefer that to in the back um in the little whatever it's called i don't put anything that i respect in the back of my golf cart because if i have a beer that maybe has like one sip left i'm still just throwing that beer back there your your club head covers are covered in old beer yeah i don't i don't put anything that I care about in that back thing. No. Because I'm going to be disrespectful to it. Okay. Nothing goes in the back thing

is what he's saying. Okay. Empties and shit I don't care about. Wrappers from my hot dogs. Shot turned dogs. Okay. Wow.

Sneaky shouts to turned dogs. Sneaky shouts. Got it in. They paid for that. Well, it was fun. Do we have to do five more minutes after the ad read for turned dogs in order to get that well it's fun we have to do five more minutes after the ad read

for turn dogs in order to get that was a fun little episode let's get the hell out of here tomorrow we got dad pot if you guys have questions head over to watch media.com submit send in your questions i'm probably gonna be putting up a little little little poll kind of thing on uh on the instagram story for some rapid fire questions uh but yeah dad pot on patreon tomorrow next tuesday on patreon we're doing randy's game show do you know it the hottest game show in the for some rapid fire questions. But yeah, Dad Pod on Patreon tomorrow. Next Tuesday on Patreon, we're doing Randy's game show. Do you know it? The hottest game show in the world.

And then the final Patreon of the week, the day after Memorial Day. It's come time, baby. I still say we name it something else. Brought to you by... Chili. What was it? Rockford?

No, what was the company? Kingsford. Kingsford. Rockford Fosgates? Brought to you by my what was it rockford now what was the company kingsford kingsford rockford fosgates brought to you by my 12-inch subwoofers that got stolen in high school you know bluetooth i've been looking at lately no it's from bang and olufsen you guys hear this company no that's pretty high end probably out of my price range that's sick bang it's bluetooth technology his teeth are blue wow randy's phone all right randy had an alarm we have to go bye you