Circling Back - Fast Javelinas & Leaning Towers

Episode Date: February 26, 2020

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And we are live from the Wash Media Studio in Austin, Texas. Hope this isn't too loud for y'all. My name's Dave. Welcome to the Circling Back Podcast. Is this still the lodge, Brett? Do we still call this the Lodge? Yeah, I think we still go by the Lodge here. I can't remember what Will says, because it's been so long. He just calls it the Lodge. He doesn't even say studio.

It's the Lodge. This rundown actually said the Early Bird CBD studio when I got it last night. Oh, shouts to that. Seems like that was a long time ago. Shout out to Early Bird. when I got it last night. Oh, shouts to that. Seems like that was a long time ago. Shout out to Early Bird.

Today we've got a special guest, but before we get to him, let's intro our always special guest, Dylan Chivary. I appreciate getting the intro before a guest. Yeah, hey, what's up, Dave? Glad to be here, man. Give me a good one. I'm excited about today's guest. He had kind of a rough morning.

I'll let him explain why. But what's up, Dan? Ayo, ayo. What's up? Dave, what happened this morning to your cute truck man yeah you know it's just life you got your truck was broken into someone just smashed my rear like rear window wait what yeah yeah yeah yeah his back left they stole my gym bag what the fuck dude yeah i gotta yeah what happened where do you live give us your address yeah should i tell you yeah come back and steal more stuff? I live in Oak Hill, so it's a little rougher.

It's a rougher part of Austin. Oak Hill's not rough. Great country club back in Rochester, New York. Why are you here? Your car was like, they stole shit? My gym bag, a tripod, and I think maybe something else. I don't know. I haven't really gone through the list.

He hasn't taken the inventory yet. He just came straight to the lodge to record with us. Dude, that sucks. I tried to tape a trash bag to the hole or whatever. Oh, no, that's such a bad look. No, it flew straight off on the highway. I did not do a good job. Did you stop and pick it up?

I did not. I mean, he still has all the shattered glasses still in the back seat. I just saw him pull in. Just roll up, yeah. Dan, you could have, I would have picked you up or something. That's all good. That sucks, man. I'm sorry.

So the real question is. They stole my pre-workout, though. Yeah, did you lose subs? I lost subs. Dude, you cannot do that. Someone got hooked up with subs, though. Somebody's going to be walking around on all sorts of shit today. They took some of my pumps, man.

Dude, someone just found a gold mine of subs. Did they get anything that might not be USADA compliant? A few things, yeah. What was the thing that you were on for a time? Osterine. A few guys have got pop for that. I think Dexter Lawrence, most notably. Interesting.

For my defensive end for Clemson. Is that something you can buy over the counter, or do you have to know? Yeah, that was a total nutrition supplement. Oh, okay. Yeah. Not as bad as I thought then. I thought you'd buy it from the streets. I don't think it's legal now.

Okay. Yeah. Well, we're glad you're here, man. The regulation on supplement industry is kind of dicey it changes and then once they put regulations in they kind of like switch a molecule and something and then yeah make it legal over the counter exactly china comes in they start selling like a variation of it what i didn't realize though is the same company or like the same factory makes everything for every company. Most pre-workouts are all the same.

I've heard Rogan talk about this. Just slap a logo on it. Because you know how he's an investor, co-founder of Onnit. Right. So he was talking about how it took them forever when they were trying to develop some of their products to, like, to not get stuff that was tainted. So, like, and that was his whole thing with Jon Jones. This is an early combat sportsman,

but a lot of people say his testing, his positive test was from tainted supplements or from cocaine that was potentially cut with creatine that was tainted. I don't know. That's a rumor. Who knows? I did a Rogan last night, Dave. The YouTube Rogan.

Which one? Les Stroud, Survivorman. Oh, you did? Okay. Pretty good. I haven't done it yet. It's fantastic. He talks about his Bigfoot adventures and what he's seen out in the woods.

It's very solid. Oh, that's right up my alley. Oh, yeah. That's Brett, guys. Brett's here. Hey, great to be here. Will's still on vacation. He's traveling back guys. Brett's here. Hey, great to be here. Will's still on vacation. He's traveling back today.

He should be back this evening. Are we doing a – should we tease the bonus up? Is that for sure happening? I haven't talked to Will about it. We could pretty much just, like, make him do it. I think so, yeah. Yeah. Unless he just is like, no, I don't want to talk about my wedding,

which I don't see that happening. No, he'll want to talk about it. We'll do a bonus ep tomorrow. It'll be a shorty probably. We'll do the recording. I guess we're recording a voicemail episode tomorrow. Yeah, sure are. For the Patreon, you'll want to check that out.

Friday we drop a listener voicemail infused episode. Ad-free episode on patreon.com slash circlingbackpodcast. Check it out. Yeah. Or if you want to get optimized, you can do that. Join the optimized tier. Arguably a better deal. Probably.

Yeah. More bang for your buck. Yeah. Now, Survivorman gets more respect because he has no film crew, right? Because he's real. Yeah, he does. He films everything. Who's the other guy, Bear Grylls?

Bear Grylls, he eats Doritos and goes to like a hotel every night. They like, they airlift him in like a Yeti cooler with like snacks and shit. Have you not seen that, the video of someone exposing one of his locations? No. So he does, he does an episode and he, there's this scene where he's out in the middle of nowhere, obviously, and he kind of crosses over this little crevice in the earth, whatever. And someone went to the site and recorded it and did the same thing he did in the exact same spot. And then they pan over, and there's a highway like 100 yards away.

They pan over. It's his backyard. Cars are just pan out. It's his backyard. Cars are just like screaming by. It's really funny. Wow. So total fraud. Yeah. I got to go watch that.

Yeah. Yeah, I've always heard that. Who's the one who did like had Obama on who has guests on? Is that Bear Grylls? Probably Bear Grylls. The celebrity whatever? Yeah. No.

I think it's got to be Bear Grylls because Survivor Man's only done himself. Okay. Then there's like a tandem. There's like a hippie guy who's with an ex-military guy. Yeah, yeah. The hippie guy doesn't wear shoes because it builds up the mitochondria in your feet. I like the mitochondria.

Mitochondria. Dan, I don't know if I advise that. Although as a kid we used to play without shoes so we like calloused up our feet I don't know why we thought that was important

clearly hasn't helped me in life just in case you ever did the hot cold challenge yeah basically I could actually crush that if I needed to that's tight

hey Dan you know we're doing a South by meetup it's at a really good time for you March 17th 1130 at Augustine on Rainy Street. 1130 a.m. That's tight. Just take your lunch break. Come over.

Going to be some Mimos getting passed out. Open bar. Oh, yeah. Or at least open Mimos. It's St. Paddy's Day. It's us. Oh, yeah, it is St. Paddy's. Noted Irish guy.

Dan. Noted guy with an Irish tattoo. Yeah, we actually want you to come and just hang out shirtless. Is that cool? Just pop top. Pop top, and people can sign your tat. You may have to fight. Do you remember Jake and Amir from College Humor?

Yeah. They're the time slot after us at the same spot. They're pretty good, though, at what they do. Or they were. Those guys are, for the record. They were pretty good. They were pretty good. College Humor was good, RIP.

After we talked about them last week, I went and checked them out. What are they up to? I remember them. Yeah. I have not listened to their pod yet, but there's some listeners of ours that are fans of theirs. Okay. Yeah, I think their skits back in the day were pretty solid,

from what I remember. I think it's a good ally. I don't think you want to make enemies with them. No, I don't think so. I don't really like making enemies with anybody. We'll play it cool with them. What kind of numbers are they doing, though? Obviously, they're on Patreon.

Patreon is $42.75 last time I checked. So we're a little bit above them. They've got more name recognition, though. Jake and Amir? I don't know. Do they, Dave? Is this going to be one of those things where we don't really realize how big our competition is?

Because for the longest time, we kept seeing Comptown next to us on the charts. This is back in the day. They were a wagon, right? We're like, dude, what's Comptown? This is hilarious. And then you find out Comptown's actually pretty big. Dude, we're actually now, Jake and Amir just got like 100 patrons. We're like tied with Jake and Amir just got like 100 patrons. We're like tied

with Jake and Amir. Wow. Okay, so this needs to be competitive. They have six more than we do. Wow. Six more patrons. What?

So if they side-eye you, I think you square up. What needs to happen is we need to have seven people sign up immediately to pass them because this is going to be a competition.

By the time this goes out, who knows? So let's do 20 just to be a competition. By the time this goes out, who knows? Let's do 20 just to be safe. I'd be comfortable. That's a lot of patrons, but I'd be comfortable if we got 20. I think we may need to start when The Bachelor goes away. We might just have to do a Love Island thing.

I'm seeing too many people tweeting about Love Island. I think I was approached for Love Island. Really? Me and my ex-girlfriend, I believe, were contacted via DM from one of the producers. It's a show where couples go on and it's like temptation or whatever. Just like a bunch of couples. I don't actually know the show, but he approached us saying we need good looking couples to come on this show for some type of temptation island or something. Damn.

Temptation island. Why didn't you do it? She wasn't down. She wasn't team content. That's tough. Content's not for everyone. And it didn't work out, did it? It's true.

I mean, I'm currently not in the content game. It's true. Are you in the dating game? I wouldn't say I'm single right now. You want to say you're single. I would not say I'm single right now. Okay. Do you miss the content game? Do you want to get back in the dating game? I wouldn't say I'm single right now. You want to say you're single. I would not say I'm single right now. Okay.

Do you miss the content game? Do you want to get back in it or what? It's kind of nice not being on Twitter all the time. Being a civilian? Yeah. It's kind of nice just having a normal job, making money. Yeah. Which, by the way, Revival Capital.

If you've got to fix and flip a house or you want an investment property, you want funding for that, Revival Capital. There's that plug. Boom. Dude, plug the social. Revival Capital partners on Instagram, Revival Capital on Facebook, Revival Capital on LinkedIn. How effective is your pyramid scheme?

It's pretty effective. I'm closing deals. Okay. So it used to be a Dave bit, but it's my actual life now. How much did you have to pay to join the company? deals. Okay. So it used to be a Dave bit, but it's my actual life now. How much did you have to pay to join the company? Zero. Okay. See, that's the trick question.

They wanted Dan because they were fans of the Hammer. Actually, my boss's son's listening to this podcast. Oh, really? There you go. Shouts to Doug Roberts and his kids. Hey, Doug. Shouts to them, man. And his kid plays college golf somewhere in the Midwest.

Oh, wow. So, shout out to him. Probably Oklahoma. Yeah, definitely. So, you're... It'd be Okie State. You're Philly? I'm from Philly.

From Philly. Okay. Went to school in Florida. Oh, yeah. If you guys don't know who Dan is, Dan used to work with us at Grand X. He wrote under the name Jack Hammer early on. Then he switched to Dan. Dan Register, which is his name.

Register. Probably, looking back now, probably problematic with my job search. Jack Hammer? Just people kind of searching my name, Dan Register. Sure. I think I should have just stayed under Jack Hammer in hindsight. Whenever you wrote a piece that started going crazy traffic-wise, did you just hit the cash register button at your desk no we had a go viral sign oh so kind of like the play like a champion today

yeah Notre Dame sign we just tap that yeah see the goal was to go viral Brett how many times you go viral consider viral though what's what's viral um like a% increase in normal traffic. I had a few pieces. I mean, the bet, the most viral piece I had didn't actually help my career, help somebody else, but we're not. Oh yeah. I'm familiar with that piece anyway. Oh, yeah. Uh, yeah.

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Start fueling your adventures today. Would it be cheating if Bear Grylls was using liquid IV? He just had a few of those in his back pocket. He just came strapped with a bunch of liquid IV pouches. Like, dude, Bear, you can't be multiplying your hydration like that. I do remember he did drink his own piss once. So props to him for drinking his own piss. You can get away with that, right?

I'm not going to find out personally, but, yeah, apparently you can. I can't name names, but isn't there a somewhat famous ex-NFL guy who was on steroids, and his whole bit was he would drink his piss when he was like cycling because he didn't want to waste the steroids yes we heard that from our from a friend that's the ultimate cycle you just continue the cycle yeah that's next level that's like a great that's like how you like you don't have to re-up on the on the roids. You just keep drinking your piss for as long as you can.

Yeah, can you distill it too? Just kind of like vodka? You can. Did you see, it's like if you're in the desert and you piss and there's like a plastic sheet you put over it, it evaporates and the water that's on the sheet is drinkable. Well, can you keep the steroids? Oh, I don't know. That's what we're wondering. Not the water. You're talking about the? Oh, I don't know. We're wondering.

Not the water. You're talking about the steroids. I thought you were talking about drinking piss. Well, that too. Yeah. Okay. For the purpose of keeping the roids, did y'all see this javelina that was caught speeding?

Oh, that thing was, as I said on Twitter. What is that? Chop. I saw the video, but is it like a pig? Yeah, it's a pig. Javelina's a pig. Just one of the- Just a wild boar? The different variations of a wild pig, yeah.

That video is not edited, right? They didn't speed that up. That thing is just chopping. I've seen hogs run on our property. There must have been like 30 to 50 of them when I saw them. But they run like that they are actually really really fast what do you think their top speed could be i don't know how closely related a javelina is to a hog might be the same thing just on a different probably

very very that top speed in that video had to be going at least 49 they can do 35 it's saying yeah that thing that thing can move man but But that was a big old boy. That video justifies hunting those pigs from helicopter, though. Oh, yeah. I'll show you that. I'll show you another example of how fast these things can run. You can actually look up those videos on YouTube of people hunting wild hogs via helicopter. And those things, they chop.

I went to high school with a guy, and his AIM screen name was Wild Hog Swanga. Oh, yeah? Yeah, I never really knew what that meant. I think that's, he's talking about his penis, maybe? I don't know. Who knows? It's okay.

We can have him on one day. Yeah, dude, I don't know, man. I can't stop watching this fucking pig, though. It's always interesting that animals that you don't expect to be able to do certain, like, physical feats do them. Like, bears, for example, run really fast, too. Oh, yeah. Like, super fast. The bear chops.

Yeah. People were expecting you to say that you could outrun this javelina. If he runs 35 miles per hour, then no. What's his 40 like? What do I top out at? Like 16 miles per hour? What can I run? I'd say 16.

How's he doing at the combine? 17? I'm thinking 40. I'll give you 18. 18? Yeah. I don't know if I'm going to give you 20, but I'll give you 18. No, no. Don't give me 20.

Is he going fifth round, do you think? Maybe fourth? Well, I'm wondering, like, okay, you got to think he has fumbling issues, though. Yeah, no. What's his hand size? Well, he has hooves, so you think? Maybe fourth? Well, I'm wondering, like, okay, you got to think he has fumbling issues, though. Yeah, no, like, what's his hand size? Well, he has hooves, so. Right. That's problematic. He can play with carry the ball.

Fullback. I don't have fullback. I don't know how quickly he gets off the line. Like, if he's somebody you have to, he has to build to that speed. He might be for, like, a long distance thing. Yeah, and he's a little undersized for the NFL. Maybe a little bit more system. Yeah. Product of the system. We need to see what little bit more system. Yeah.

Product of the system. We need to see what his hands measure at. Yeah. Again, he has hooves, so. With the hooves. I don't know, dude. I can't really tell what they have. I mean, if Joe Burrow has tiny hands at nine inches,

you got to think this guy's not. I was looking at my hand yesterday when I read the Joe Burrow stuff, and I was like, man, I wonder how big mine are. There's no way they're even like seven. No. I measured mine after that just to see how I – what did his measure at? Nine. Nine.

Flat. Oh, really? Yeah. Yeah, that's not very big. Yeah, but no, it is. The average human is like seven. Oh. The average man is like seven, I think.

I was nine and three quarters. I'm smaller than the average man. I have B.K. Whopper Jr. hands. You do. You do. A lot of people know that about you.

I was nine and three quarters. I think that's still considered small for NFL. Oh, it is. Like, Mahomes is 9-1-4, though. Well, how big is, like, Kyler Murray? There's no way he's bigger than 10. Baker? You know who's got big hands is Conor McGregor.

Yeah. He's not a quarterback, though. No. He definitely is not a quarterback at all. Russell Wilson, 10-1-4. So, though. Kawhi. He definitely is not a quarterback at all. Russell Wilson, 10 and a quarter. So tiny men with giant hands. Yeah. I'm going to see how big Kawhi's hands are.

You got to think 15. 15? No, probably 11. 11 and a half. The internet is apparently not wanting to work for me right now, so I can't look it up. Well, that's fine. Well, like you say, usually there's no way you could find that out.

You can't even look it up. So somebody pointed this out. Oh. Yeah? Kawhi's 11.25. Okay. And Shaq is 12. Kind of small hands for Shaq.

Yeah. You'd think that's like... Given the situation three extra inches though like fucking crazy you didn't know what Randy Johnson's hand size is the big unit

I don't Dave do you know the answer to this no I just I need to know someone pointed out that the 30 to 50 hogs guy this just helps his case even more.

Yeah. Like, history is looking so kindly upon his take. Like, 30 to 50 of those things chopping at 35 miles an hour, it's over. Dude, I've seen 30 to 50 grouped together on our ranch before. Like, I've seen it happen with my own eyes. What are you going to do if that thing's charging you? Like, just jump in the air and, like, talk and pray? Why would you jump?

Like, so he doesn't run into your legs and break your legs, you know? Yeah, so you, like, jump over it. Yeah, kind of like Kobe did with that car. That car. That was fake. The first, like, viral video. I'm not going to Zeke him and jump over him. I'm going to dodge to the left or to the right.

Are they like alligators where you're supposed to zigzag because their legs are so short that they can't stop on a dime? I thought that was an elephant. I've always heard that about gators. You can take a gator on land. Gator in the water is a different story. Obviously, yeah. I don't want to face one anywhere.

They have really weak jaws to open though like strongest bite you can like one of the strongest but like push down with your index finger and they can't even like yeah fight it you gotta think that's like an evolutionary uh mistake i don't know i mean they've made it this long i guess they're doing okay but dude those things have lived for like... Since dinosaurs? Yeah. They're basically dinosaurs. They've been sharks. Sharks haven't changed in like 400 million years. Damn. That's some wild shit.

Apex predators. Yeah. Yeah, so if you're already attacked by an elephant, just zigzag it. Really? And he's toast. Yeah. He has no lateral movement, man. No agility.

He's just a straight line guy. Elephants? Yeah, but I mean... Tell you what. That's a good one trick to have. Because, like, you know, he's stomping. And he's fairly wide. He's an elephant. Yeah, if he's got to turn, he's got to hit the brakes and then, like, turn out of standstill and then get going again.

My player comp to elephants, George Kittle. Like, on the agility in elephants, like, if he was a Madden player, he'd be a 50 on agility. Okay. You know what I mean? What's his awareness? It's, like, 70. It's, like, 78, I think.

Oh, so he's got, like, a... They're very smart. He's got, like... 78's good. He's got, like, a decent vision cone, then. You know they can communicate, like, through their feet? They can, like, do low-frequency noises. Right.

No one's going to believe this. I swear to God. No one believes you. Look it up. No, I won't. Can't even do that. Wait, like their feet make the noise? Or is it like them stomping?

They can create a noise with their diaphragm that vibrates through their feet and goes miles around Africa. This fucking guy. This fucking guy. Fred, I got to tell you. This is checkout. I need to know. Yeah, it does.

You're full of it. This is checkout. I need to know. Yeah, it does. You're full of it. I feel like whales, this shit underwater travels for a long time. Yeah, dolphins use echolocation. I don't know if you guys are familiar with that. I mean, do you want the, here's the science. Right there. Can you give me like a 15 second video? That was a video game, right?

With dolphins. Yeah, very good Sega game. Mega Man? The sound waves spread out through the ground, and by triangulating two types of signals using both their ears and feet, elephants can tune into the direction, distance, and content of a message over miles. So they're team content. I'll tell you what, that's not going to help them if they try to run me down on the open field.

No, it's likely not. Are you saying you could take an elephant? I'm saying I could evade an elephant. Okay. I couldn't take an elephant. No. I don't want that. How many of us does it take to take an elephant, you think?

80. 80? You know how much an elephant weighs? I know, but when we talked about how many of us it would take to take down John Jones, and I said six. I think six is fair. Yeah. You got to go at the same time.

You can't be like in a movie or video game where it's one at a time. Yeah, no. Then we're all toast. You're handing out beatings. Then he could take on an infinity of us until he gases. Here's the thing. We have to all be like, it has to be solidarity because someone's taking a knee. Someone's taking a knee to the head or the ribs, getting an orbital broken.

Okay, I'll be that guy. So you're first man in. Dan's on the front lines here. the head or the ribs. Yeah. Getting an orbital broken. Okay. I'll be that guy. So you're first man in. Dan's on the front lines here. I'll take the hit. I'll get knocked out, but you guys kind of swarm. Yeah. Have you seen those? While he's caving your skull in, we'll just swarm him.

Yeah. So like the Russian or the Polish MMA fight, like group fights, have you seen those? Yes. Where it's like 10 on 10, and then it's elimination, so we can get down to like 10 on 1. It's basically like a mosh pit of people but they're actually throwing real punches. But they're in a ring. And it's like regulated. Have y'all seen that mosh pit in the Denny's?

Yeah. Why did they have the Denny's rented out? Do we know? I don't know the story behind that but it is funny. Who's the Denny's manager that signed off on that? You gotta think that was his son's band and his son's a troubled teen and he's tossing him a bone so he doesn't

shoot up the fucking school or some shit. I assume the youths just took over the Denny's. How did they get the band? Why not? They had a PA and shit. As a manager of a Denny's, you can't stop all that from happening.

You just got to. Also, why would you want to? That might bring in new business. That's true. Oh, man. I don't know, but every time that makes the rounds, like every couple months, I get tagged in it asking if I was there. And no, I was not there.

It was a very long time ago I had that mosh pit phase. Been in like 10 mosh pits in my life. Double digit mosh pits, huh? Yeah. Wow. Mosh pits are scary, dude. The thought of going in one now is just, nah.

This may not be a surprise to you. I've never participated in a mosh pit. I could see you being the guy who doesn't even like the band and just looking to throw a fucking haymaker at some dude. No, no.

Mosh pits, I got out on those when people started doing the move where they just swing their arms and like you just catch like a phantom knuckle oh you're trying to go to a slipknot concert no not i don't think they're touring in the u.s anytime soon though so i gave slipknot slipknot was like the very end of my like metal career i was like do this i listened to their first album iowa or whatever it was and, and I was like, eh, probably done with this. I don't really need the guys banging on kegs with masks on. With bats, yeah.

I was like, this is where it ends. That was my favorite instrument, the bat. They really had that. They had that, yeah. I think he was wearing a pig mask. Yeah, and that one dude always beat his head on the drum and shit and fucked his face up. Dylan's very

i don't brett brett's giving me a look like he either understands it or doesn't or i don't know what he's thinking about i don't think so dave matthews isn't doing that kind of stuff over my head thankfully you don't want to listen to slipknot and then just watch smackdown on fridays you're all in on this uh smackdown i know i was texting you earlier i think since we haven't watched wrestling in about a decade plus, it'd be kind of funny if we did a podcast where we just watch SmackDown live. I know a couple of the guys.

I know like the redheaded dude. Well, they kind of run out like Stone Cold and The Rock every now and then, right? And I'll tune in to when... Lesnar's still going, right? When they make a surprise appearance, I'm always like searching forward on Twitter. But I'm not going to tune in to the actual show. No. No. make a surprise appearance i'm always like searching forward on twitter but i don't i'm

not going to tune into the actual show no no plus like all the things we used to know i think it's problematic like i don't think they're referred to as divas anymore they got rid of the divas got rid of the divas okay i think they're superstars yeah yeah rick flair's daughter's one oh rick you know yesterday was like was yesterday the anniversary of the rick flair interview no it was his birthday rick flair's birthday so uh yeah dan dan has one of the most notorious interviews in grand x history probably you could say either wesson dill number one or rick flair number one and i'm not gonna argue i gotta say rick flair's one rick flair just because he's rick flair yeah came into our office at Grand Am. Very, very low energy for Ric Flair.

Very low energy. It was very awkward. No one really knew he was coming in. It was right before he went to Philly for Wing Bowl. Which I've heard is a scene. Yeah, we caught him. I don't think Wing Bowl exists anymore. I think they shut it down.

Correct. But my dad used to take off that Friday and go down with the boys, drink a few beers, and go to Wing Bowl. Why did they close down Wing Bowl? People were throwing batteries at people. It was a whole thing. It wasn't batteries, dude. That was the Cowboys.

That was the snowball game. That was just a shot at Philly. I mean, yeah, they do that. You booed Santa Claus. You realize that, right? Yeah, it was a shitty Santa. Although I will give Philly this. Having every sports stadium in the same parking lot is genius.

Next to a giant complex with bars and stuff. Yes. Xfinity Live. Oh, that is tough. I respect the hell out of that. It's like football stadium, baseball, hockey, Xfinity Live. Yeah. Wells Fargo.

It's so tight. Citizens Bank. Cowboys and Rangers kind of share the same area, but it's in Arlington. Arlington, Texas for some reason. Yeah. Yeah, Rick Floyd. So anyway, I don't even know if you can get this interview. What podcast was it?

Inside TFM. Inside TFM. I still haven't listened. I don't want to cringe. Do you remember your appearance where we started to do 10 minutes of bits that you thought were part of the podcast? We did the Pledge of Allegiance. Pretty uncomfortable.

That's on video, so that's actually one of the funniest 10 minutes we've done. I told Jake, we were going back and forth on his Instagram, and I was thinking, like, dude, we should just have you all in, you, J-Bone, and Dan, to, like, break down this interview, and we'll break down the Western Hill. Because, like, the way you come out of the gates. With the airplane crash? With the airplane crash story, and he immediately.

A lot of people died on that plane. He immediately goes in a direction you did not plan for. It is so awkward. God. And the entire time before the interview, too, he was just kind of like throwing game down on Tasha. Yeah. Our former office manager.

Yeah. In front of her boyfriend. I think him and his handlers were expecting to walk into our office and it being like kind of how the chive was with like, they got a bar and they got a slide. And we were just like, we're just hanging out. We've got a remote control helicopter. We fly around and think it's all really funny.

I mean, there's a lot of, there's a whole podcast to be had or even a documentary about grand X and just like stories we could tell about grand X, but that's for another time. Yeah. Yeah, there sure is. You should do it.

Are you going to, are you going to fund that? Probably will never happen. Probably. We'd have to get everybody on board. I know, I know one of our, one of our interns in J bone,

they call me at least once every six months to discuss the documentary. And we just go through everything. Remember when they encouraged us to drink on the job? No, no, no, it's not. I don't think that happened. Wait, you guys see the Leaning Tower of Dallas? Yes, I love this story.

Shout out to the advertisers advertising you guys okay so i am actually bummed that i am not in the city to like go take a photo and like watch this what part of the city is this in i don't know but it's there is it still in dallas dallas have they taken it down no no dude uh so what happened was they were trying to demolish this building. They did, like, the whole control demolition. Didn't get all of it. The elevator shaft lived, and it was leaning. Did they demolish it via wrecking ball or via explosives?

C4. Probably some. Is it dynamite or C4? Who knows? And so the elevator shaft was like, nah. The elevator shaft stood up. Yeah. And it was there.

People were doing bits with it, going out there, doing the leaning tower of peace a bit, you know, where you hold it up. Which is the elevator shaft? Or you lie on the ground and make it look like it's your giant boner. But it's a big elevator shaft. Like, it looks like it could be a- Have you seen it, Dan?

A little tower. No. It's interesting. Oh, this is really funny, Dan. Oh, Dan, you got to look like it's your giant but it's a big elevator shaft like it looks like it could be have you seen it dan a little tower no it's interesting oh this is really funny dan oh dan you gotta look at it um and they tried to knock the shaft down with a wrecking ball but the wrecking ball was like the size of a baseball basically like wasn't doing anything it was just bouncing off this i heard it referred to does not want to come down somebody correctly referred to it as a kettlebell it's it's i heard this morning it's two feet by three and a half feet, and it weighs 5,000 pounds. 5,000 pounds? Yeah, that's just Dave's normal leg workout.

That's what I do kettlebell swings with. Huh. Huh. It's the same construction company that did the demolition or tried to, so they're in charge of doing this uh you know with the wrecking ball and they're just getting flamed like people are out there just with there's hundreds of people like videoing it with their phones just making fun of it because it's just this tiny little thing and it's not doing any boinking off it you know you need who needs to be capitalizing on this

this story is whoever built the building originally that's it damn they don't build buildings like they used to. I'm saying, like, look, you can't take our buildings down. That's how well we build them. They need to capitalize if they're even still in business. They're probably a very old building. It's like the architecture version of a Rhino truck liner. Yeah.

Like, you can't flock that up. You can't mess it up. Throw all your 2x4s and work boots back there, and it's not going to scratch it. So what's the plan for this thing? I don't know. It was originally supposed to take a day, and now it's like they're saying, oh, it could be a week or so.

Like day three or four now? Yeah. Something like that? It's like, you know, remember in Street Fighter when you got to that bonus game where you got to kick the car, and it was just like you just got more points? Yeah. It's like that, but instead of kicking it with the roundhouse kick,

you're just jabbing it. So it's just going to go on forever and not do much. There's an ad agency across the street. I think it's the Richards Group. I think I put this in the rundown. You're seeing opportunity here. They're capitalizing. It's like trying to beat somebody to death with a wiffle ball bat.

They're capitalizing it. So one of to beat somebody to death with a wiffle ball bat. They're capitalizing it. So one of their clients is Choctaw Casino up in Oklahoma. So just a little bit further up in the Midwest. And they are across the street from this tower. And they legit

they projected have better luck with us. Choctaw Casino Resort Durant, Oklahoma., onto the building at night. So they're getting free pub off of this. It's kind of genius. Did you see this? Yeah, it's amazing. The bit's being done right now.

It makes me sad I'm not up there for this. You can't just project an image onto a building, though, without scent, right? I don't know. Fuck it. It's not even supposed to be there. It's the same thing as hanging a banner up. You can't just do that, right? I don't know fuck it i don't know it's not even supposed to be there it's the same thing it's the same thing as hanging a banner up you can't just do that right i don't know really i like the legal implications of this are interesting i don't know i'll give you the classic lawyer guy answer maybe i think you asked for this in the situation yeah if you're if you're

just projecting it it's not technically on it it It's like sovereign immunity. Like, there's an exception for bit. It's like... Parody law. We were doing a bit. It's like, oh, well... When you write your motion for summary judgment... If the projector's on your property, I don't think it's a problem.

It's got to be a problem. You can't project whatever you want onto anything. You know what I mean? I don't see why not. Because you're, like, stealing advertising space. It's not even supposed to be there. It know what I mean? I don't see why not. Because you're like stealing advertising space. It's not even supposed to be there.

It's supposed to be knocked down. No, I know. But just generally speaking, on someone else's property, you can't. Like if my neighbor had like a lawn service. And he wanted to promote his business on the side of my house with a projector that was on his property. I'd be like, yo, you can't do this. You're ruining how my house looks. I don't want this on the side of my house.

I think it's a problem. I don't think... I don't know who's... The legality... I promise you, there's a... Who's going to mediate that? I want to be a part of it. Besides Thomas J. Hatter.

I want to... Hire me as a consultant. I want to be a part of whatever happens, like the fallout is. Because this is... Whoever thought of this needs a promotion. I'm hoping it was just some intern. Have better luck with us.

Isn't it funny how the ideas are always deferred to interns anywhere? Like there's something creative that happens? It's never interns. People are giving interns too much power. Or when a social post goes horrendously wrong. It was like, oh, some intern's getting fired. It was probably like some social media manager. Or when you have a sign-stealing scandal that threatens the validity of your World Series.

Yeah. It's the intern. It's his idea. What a fucking dumpster fire of an organization. It's true. Carlos Beltran was an intern. People forgot that. Former Ranger grade as well. It's true. Carlos Beltran was an intern. People forgot that. Former Ranger grade as well.

It's so weird. He got fired. It's funny that the Mets got like ricochet shots for that. Had to fire Beltran. Before he even started. Red Sox had to fire Cora. Yeah. Makes me interested in baseball though.

I'm excited to see how many Astros are going to get like beamed. Yeah. It's going to be tight. I think Vegas had over-unders. Was it 81? 81 times? I thought I saw 81 being – I could be wrong. I don't know.

I haven't put any big boy stacks on it yet. I think that happens in the regular course of a season anyway. No, I think 81 is like the average. Okay. I could be wrong. For a team, yeah, 81 sounds about right. It's one every other game. And every now and then you'll get a guy

who gets hit like disproportionally, like I think Shinshu Chu, Ranger's own, he gets hit quite a bit. Chase Utley used to just take like shots to the ribs at least once a game. I love the dudes who wear like the over-the-top elbow pad and they just take it and they just take their base. It's kind of a scum move, but it's like, hey, I'm on base, you fucks.

It's annoying. It is annoying. Good luck with the building. Yeah, just leave it up, man. That thing, it's a fighter. Just leave it. Let it be. There was a petition.

It's so stupid. It's going to be like a billion-dollar commercial development. People were petitioning the city to leave it up. They're not going to leave it up. So you can do bits. It's a hazard. It's a liability. It's a hazard.

It's all of the above. Leave it up. People, people are getting free ads. No, it should be like international waters where you just, you kind of block it off. It's like anything that happens in this space.

It's open. Like it's open game. We need to get a wash media projection onto it. I can send Clay a file. Have him go over there and... Flounder? Yeah. Oh, man.

I don't know if he would execute that plan. That's funny because when they projected it up on the building, they had to do it on a tilt. So it would square up with the actual building that was leaning. It's well done. It's really well done. It was very well done it was very well done i'm gonna if you know if you are in any way involved with any of these companies or if you are uh the lawyer on the case who's gonna inevitably sue the richards group please reach out to me privately because i want to know i want to do a follow-up on this

we'll have updates if there's an update we'll talk about it uh tomorrow on the patreon there it is what a tease wow that was a good tease time for fight talk combat minute combat sportsman combat sports minute yeah i brought dan we brought dan on to talk uh two things dem debate hashtag dem debate 2020 we'll get to that later. And then second, Combat Sports Minute. Did you guys watch the fight? Because you were in Cali. I did. I got it via the ESPN Plus app on my phone. How much did you pay for it?

I don't know. It was like $75, $65. I had to go through like seven different streams. I had a Russian guy just talk over, like he talked over the entire fight that's the worst yeah when there's a guy who did it it's like dude don't make yourself the star of your illegal stream we just want to watch we want to hear the commentators and i thought your comment i thought he's talking directly to us too me and my roommate it's always some dude who's like it sounded aggressive there's always some guy who's like uh like kind of sad it's like he's looking for friends he's just doing this for cloud he's like

so y'all need to follow me. Uh, his girlfriend's in the back bitching at him. Like you're going to get busted for this. Yeah. But I, I ordered it legally. I was in,

uh, California for Will's wedding. And, we were at like the, uh, the resort bar. We'd just gotten up there. We're meeting all the families,

Will's friends and stuff. And I'm sitting there with it on my phone. And I'm talking to, uh, Will's, Will's now mother-in-law and my wife, and I don't think I – I didn't even tell her that I ordered it. And I'm just, like, looking. I'm, like, looking at them and looking down at the phone. I'm like, uh-huh, yeah. Like, doing, like, the Wayne's World, Wayne Stock bit with the guy on the radio,

Wayne's World 2, where the guy's not listening. He's just like, uh-huh, mm-hmm. I can't believe you dropped $ bucks to watch it on your phone. I had to. Yeah. I mean, this is as big of a heavyweight fight as it has been. It was the biggest fight in the last, what, five years? Yeah, since, I guess, the previous one.

I saw people saying the biggest fight in the last two decades. There's no way. You've got to think, like, pure boxing fights. The last one was Mayweather. Not even Pacquiao, because Pacquiao was too washed at that point. The Mayweather-Pacquiao fight had been discussed for eight years. Yes. There's no way this was bigger than that fight.

No way. The Conor fight was more of just like a sideshow. That was a publicity. Spectacle. I would like to see what the pay-per-view returns on it are. Mayweather-Delahoya? I think it's going to be huge. That was a long time ago. Mayweather-Delahoya. I think it's going to be huge. That was a long time ago.

Mayweather-Delahoya. Mayweather-Pacquiao was enormous. Yeah. But it was as big of a fight the heavyweight division has seen in a long, long time. I think it doubled its viewership. The first fight had one million. Well, it made it better because the first fight was a split decision. Somewhat controversial.

Very controversial. Fury outboxed Wilder. Fury was coming back from, I mean, he had, like, I think we talked off mic. He had a few fights beforehand, but he was still going through a lot of shit in his life. Yeah. He was kind of depressed. Wilder. Drugs.

Wilder put him down twice, including that one time, which. The huge left he threw. It was a right. I think it was his right. His right is the one. His right is deadly. He dropped him on the left, I'm sure of it. Okay.

Well, Fury got up. It was a slow count. Everybody says, like, that should not have been. Yeah. But he got up and outboxed him for the entire fight. And split decision, it just made this more interesting. I'm really glad I didn't put the I attempted to do

A big boy stack On On the fight On Wilder It didn't happen I threw a medium boy stack On Wilder Just a knockout

At plus 110 Yeah you and I Were texting during the fight And that's why I couldn't respond immediately Because I was watching it On my phone Okay

That's something I think Right before the fight The odds odds moved heavily to favor Fury. Is that true? Yeah. Somebody came in with a shit ton of money on Fury. Oh, that's why? So it was like 200. Enough to move the line that much?

Yeah. Some millions of dollars came in on Fury. Is it Dan Bilzerian? Well, it's some of the whales out there wait until the last second because they want to get the best possible price. I mean, horse track Brett bringing that big boy stag knowledge. Well, it's just in sports gambling in general. They had to know something.

Big fight nights are just different, though. I love big fight nights. They didn't know that Wilder was going to wear a 400-pound suit walking out, I guess. Something like that. Ford was 40, and he sang that. His legs were shot because of that suit. Okay, 40 pounds is not that much. I know.

Especially when you are a world-class athlete. All those batteries he had, though. He's 6'4", 230. Have you seen his legs? He's got skinny legs. He's got John Jones legs. He's got Ross Bolin legs. They're both.

They're not Ross Bolin legs. Dude, they are absolutely tiny. Even Fury's legs are He's got Ross Bowling legs. They're not Ross Bowling legs. Dude, they are absolutely tiny. Even Fury's legs are kind of small compared to his body. But compared to Wilder's? Wilder's got tiny legs. Oh my god. He can't squat as much as I can. He looks like a stork. He can definitely squat. Okay, that's true.

But they are tiny legs. It's weird. He's lean. Although he came into this fight, last fight he fought at 209 against Fury. He came into this one at 230. 230 something. They both came in heavy. Like, Fury came in heavy, heavy, like 270.

And, like, they were saying he didn't take his shirt off at the weigh-in. Because, I mean, he doesn't have a good body to begin with. But, like, he didn't look great. He doesn't look good. I mean, he's a bad body guy. His whole entrance and persona, like, leading up to the fight was awesome, though. He's the most absurd character in boxing in a long time. He came out on a throne.

I didn't realize he used to be over 400 pounds. He used to be very obese. So you know his background. So he's real wild. He's a certified wild card. He's a wild boy. Gypsy king. He's the gypsy king he comes from a traveling

the travelers irish travelers of europe i mean they are so essentially brad brad pitt and snatch nomadic uh fighting pedigree like years and years of people behind them like bare knuckle boxing that's how they settle disputes like i was gonna to say, I believe his grandfather was the Gypsy King before him. It's the toughest of the Gypsy tribe, and they get some title. And then his uncle was. To be the king, you got to kill the king. He seemed like a super nice guy. We did karaoke.

Yeah, he's battled some demons. He's been pretty public with cocaine, alcohol, depression, anxiety, all that shit. Even after he became, he beat one of the Klitschko's. That was kind of where he, in boxing circles, became, like, really, really legit. And after that, he just, like, he couldn't handle it. Yeah. And he's had some super religious takes on homosexuality in a bad way. He's had some bad takes on that.

A lot of boxers have, though. Like Pacquiao does. Pacquiao's real bad. I don't know what to make of that if it's like... Here's the thing, though. Is this like a mental thing? Is it... Do I give him a break because of...

Let's not ask the guy who's going into a ring to beat someone's brains out about their political views. I feel like he's offered that up unsolicited. Okay. But you're right. That's unfortunate. Like any UFC fighter or boxer, we don't need to know where they politically stand. But you've got to weigh that with the fact that he busts out in song after wins now.

Went two verses of American Pie. He crushed American Pie. Did you see this in the post fight? It was great. Uh-uh. Yeah, no, he has an awesome voice for a 6'9 boxer. of American Pie. He crushed American Pie. Did you see this in the post fight? It was great. He's an awesome voice for a 6'9 boxer. Is that because he defeated an American in his bye-bye?

He just likes the song. He does sing along songs. It sounds like it may have been... He serenaded his wife before. He did Don't Want to Miss a Thing, Aerosmith. I remember that. It was very, very uncomfortable. I remember that. And it was very, very uncomfortable. I remember that one.

This was fun, though. It was. Dude, the entire crowd. There was a ton of English. He gets a stoppage, wins biggest fight of his life, probably, biggest paycheck, and then sings American Pie. And he came out on a throne carried out by Spartacus sex cult chicks. The whole thing was incredible. There's one thing that if the rematch clause is put into effect.

I don't want to see this rematch though. Wilder has the option. I think Wilder's going to exercise this. So when you exercise that option. This was such a beatdown though. It's kind of like I don't want to see Conor and Habib fight again. But here's the deal. Wilder's eardrum was smoked in the second round.

Yeah, I don't know how you do anything after that. You can't. No. You cannot. Your balance is so far off that he was toast. If he keeps the eardrum intact, is it a different fight? I think even in the first fight where he caught Fury, I think with some of the most power he had behind punches and realized Fury got up. I don't think there's anything he can do.

I don't think he can knock out. He technically took his best punch. I don't think he's going to knock out Fury. 30 pounds lighter, though. I don't know. I'm not going to count out. So he's got to come in heavier? No, I think he's going to come in 230, 240, do the same kind of thing and just not get his eardrum fucking wrecked in the first five minutes.

But both fights he got outboxed. Because Wilder's not a... Wilder's not a... He's not a boxer. He's been boxing for... He's a street fighter. He's almost kind of like... He played football.

He played at a... He's from Alabama. I don't know. He played college football. Yeah. With those legs? Yeah. He was a receiver, a tight end.

Okay. Where does Anthony Joshua fit in all this? So Joshua will have to fight Wilder, or if they have a rematch and Wilder wins, he'll fight the winner of the rematch, basically. What about Andy Ruiz? Joshua has been ducking both of these guys forever. Really?

Yeah. Andrew Ruiz is... Fat guy on fat guy? Should we just have... Talk about a dude who put on weight before a fight. In the rematch versus Joshua, he got fucking wrecked. He's chonky. Yeah.

He's absolute chonky. He's a chonk. Yeah, I don't know, man. I want to watch that fight. I'd love to see Wilder and Joshua fight before... I would rather see that fight than a rematch of this one. I'll put watch that fight. I'd love to see Wilder and Joshua fight. I would rather see that fight than a rematch of this one. I would like to see Joshua Fury, like the battle for England type of thing. The battle for the UK.

Fury's not. I don't know. Is Fury English? He's a gypsy. Yeah. I think technically, yeah. He was born in England. What are you trying to play for us, Dave?

Him singing or something? I was going to play a little clip if you want to hear it of him doing bye-bye. American Pie? I thought he was going to do the whole song. Let's get it now. So bye-bye, Miss American Pie. Oh, it's time to become the living, the living with dry. Them good old boys were drinking whiskey and rye. Singing this will be the day that I die. What? Dude, how cool is that? That's tight.

Get the whole stadium singing? I do think it's backhanded, though. I don't think it is. I think it's just kind of. I don't know. Because he kind of complimented Wilder. He's like, yeah. He respects.

Well, you can respect someone and still dog them after you beat them down, too. I just don't think American Pie resonates with Wilder at all. I don't know. I don't know. Has Wilder ever heard American Pie? No. He's like, what are they singing? Oh, man.

I just love that excuse, though, that it was his uniform. Dude, he didn't have to wear that. He also didn't have to gain, I don't know, 20 pounds or go in 20 pounds heavier. He probably just wasn't used to having that. Didn't have the speed. He looked tight coming out, though. He did look tight. In his post-fight interview, he said, like, yeah, my legs were shut.

Like, I don't want to make excuses. Well, you just did, so. 40 pounds, like, what is the weight vest that people, like, work out in and stuff? It's not even, I don't think they're 40. Yeah. People go r they're 40, 40. Yeah. People go rucking. Dude.

Yeah. Uh, if you're a, if you're talking about a world class athlete here in the military, don't you, don't you carry like a 50 pounds? He walked what? A couple hundred feet in this thing. It's not like he,

you know, ran a mile. No, he was on like the other side of the casino. They put them ways away. Yeah. But that didn't mean he was, he was wearing the suit the entire time.

Jerry didn't take a single sip until he got to the ring. Smart. He had his feet kicked up during the pre-fight. Then he whipped that ass. He was smacking that ass. And then he got carried out on the throne. He didn't burn himself out too early. And he came out to a Patsy Cline song, if I recall.

Which, by the way, I've kind of been listening to ever since the fight. Oh, it's good. She has some heaters. She's great. She's a classic. She ever since the fight. Oh, it's good. She has some heaters. She's great. She's a classic. She's like the original voice of country music, man. She's legit. I mean, she goes way back.

She's tight. You got Fury out here fake licking the blood from his ear. It was entertaining. It was a very entertaining fight. It was the most entertaining boxing fight we've seen in a long time. You heard part of his training regimen. Per him, per Tyson Fury, he was... boxing fight we've seen in a long time you heard part of his training regimen uh per him per tyson fury he was um masturbating seven times a day to keep his testosterone up okay seven seven who was

tyson fury that's his masturbate he didn't just like have his wife involved no he said he literally i mean that's a quote that's just too masturbating. I feel like no one's doing that above the age of 15. I don't know. Like Wolf of Wall Street, I think McConaughey was talking about beating it to the thought of money. Yeah, I can't relate to that. Maybe do it to the thought of podcasts. Sure. Yeah, I don't know.

What? What? Pod? Never mind. Just let him do his mind. Seven times. Comptown? Seven times. Yeah, maybe if it's like you're 16 and you're like homesick

and you're not that sick. Oh, yeah. Parents went out to like get you soup or something. Yeah. Just cranksgiving just takes place. Y'all want to talk about something random while I get a tea break off? You cranking one? No, I'm not going to crank one.

This is something completely different. He's got a pee, I think. It's kind of a weird timing. It really is. Yeah. You want to talk about clear, Brett, while Dave's away? I'd love to talk about clear. Okay.

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Let's go. They're not going to sell my retina scan, right? I don't know. Like 23andMe. It's not in the copy. I don't think so. I'm going to sell your retina scan. Did you guys see what Tiger chose for his master's dinner?

Dude, I thought after that trip to the bathroom, my T was already really high. And now, talking about this, I'm about to just spike. Not too often do you see fajitas paired with sushi, but Tiger's doing it. Well, it's surf and turf. It's a very specific, never-done-before kind of surf and turf, yeah. Yeah, you've got to think that we're going to run this content into the ground because it's not very often you get to pair two things that we love together like this. Obviously, the big cat. It's almost like he's a listener.

Hot, piping hot, sizzling fajitas, Dan. You think they're going to be sizzling? Imagine if he rolls into Magnolia Lane in a Miata. You got to think that's not happening. Is that the trifecta for you? Is he Buick or Lincoln? I don't know what his vehicle sponsor is. Dave, there's a Miata for sale on 71 going east towards Houston for like $1,400.

Have you copped it yet? It's just sitting on the side of the road. It's a red Miata. Ooh. And I think about you every time I drive by it. I'm like, I might just stop in and grab that. Dude, offer him $1,000. He'll take it.

Oh, yeah, 100%. I don't know if it runs or not. It says $1,400 in the window. Needs a little work. You don't want a Miata just sitting in your driveway, though. But the ROI on that's phenomenal. Yeah, it's not. That's the thing.

Dude, imagine. Yeah, but what's the LTV? I don't know. Okay. Of a car? Yeah. Is it a metric? Loan to value, dude.

Loan to value? Oh, look at business Dan. God, here we go. This fucking guy. I don't know. ARV? After repair value? Ideally more than $1,400.

Kind of soup it up. Yeah. Yeah. This motherfucker's doing fajitas at the Masters. No one is doing that. Hasn't he actually done this before? I don't know. With fajitas?

Has he? It doesn't matter. What did Patty Reed have? Something stupid. I think he did barbecue. Yeah, I think he did Houston barbecue. Like mac and cheese. Speed definitely did that.

Speed did Texas Q. Patty Reed. Talk about a guy. Winner at WGC this weekend. Did you win money on him? No. Okay. Last time I bet on Patrick Reed was the Hero World Challenge

where he ended up getting caught cheating, having a two-stroke penalty. Was that the hero? Yeah, so he lost by two. I had Patty Reed, and he caught Escaping in the sand Did you listen to the Peter Costas No Laying Up Oh no

You haven't listened to that and you like golf I highly recommend Seen him personally cheat 3 or 4 times Really Improved his lie 3 or 4 times And he had that rep at August what was it, Augusta State? No, Georgia before he went.

He went to Augusta State because he got caught. Because he got kicked off the team. Yeah. Dude, that guy sucks. Sucks. No, I kind of like having a villain, though, in golf. It's nice. He's like the Astros.

Him and DeChambeau going back and forth this weekend. He's like a villain. It'll be content. First guy to congratulate Patrick Reed this weekend and DeChambeau going back and forth this weekend. He's a villain. It'll be content. First guy to congratulate Patrick Reed this weekend was DeChambeau. Really? He's like, yeah. DeChambeau blew that tournament, didn't he? He did.

Yeah, big time. So he had the lead on 17. And then Rahm is another guy who can be a villain. Rahm's too good, though, I think. He's awesome. His hole-in-one was sick this weekend. I think he was four over going into-in-one was sick this weekend he can go on I think it was four over go uh going into the back nine on the second round and then he went like 18 under the next

like 30 holes or something it was insane he's got that streak in him where if he if he fucked something up oh you'll you'll know about it I'm just glad Patrick Reed got his win out of the way so he doesn't ruin Augusta I'm'm thinking there's no way he's going to win Augusta now. There was a threat if he didn't win the WGC that he would. Who's got a better shot? Spieth or Reed? Reed. Spieth. Sorry.

I mean, Spieth's always going to have a chance at Augusta. That's the only course that he's going to be routinely in the mix, but he's lost. It's unfortunate.'s it is unfortunate and i'm kind of in on speed now just because everyone's kind of like giving up on him so redemption speed i'm in on redemption speed um did y'all see this uh kepka gq interview oh yeah my guy um he had some quotes in it you know you kind of know it's it's put up on a tee for him

he knows at this point like he can say something and like golf media will just go crazy with it like some people saying you know this guy this guy just doesn't take it seriously um but this one i really kind of enjoyed because you know, Brooks embraces the Mamba mentality hashtag. I just don't want to be that close with everybody I compete with. Like, I don't even have Rory's phone number. I didn't have Tiger's phone number for the longest time. Dude's just team no friends. Yeah.

No new friends. No new friends. He actually says that. He says, I have got enough friends. Yeah. Although they did note in this interview that he had a John Rahm save the date for John Rahm's wedding on his fridge. So apparently he's

at least somewhat boys with John Rahm. Okay. I can see those two getting along. They're two like, they look kind of similar build. You know, they say that Brooks can play in the NFL. He's got like a linebacker build. A lot of people say that. Bryson's bigger. Bryson's definitely bigger. Brooks just does this

for the reactions. He knows exactly what he's doing, which makes me love it. No, it's annoying to me. You and Will are both out on Brooks. He's been out on Brooks

for the longest time. He tries so hard to be the bad boy of golf and I find it very phony. He also says in this interview that he wished he would have been a baseball guy because apparently

it's in his family. Yeah. He said if he could do it all over again, he would not play golf. Criticizes the game. Says he doesn't even like it that much.

All this shit. Says he like blacks out. He doesn't eat steak in the US. Like shut the fuck up already. I'm so sick of this guy. The steak thing was sick. That's a good quote.

It's not even true. There's no way that's true. No it's not. You're not going to a steakhouse in Chicago and turning down steak because it's not wag you.

Come on. No one does that. He's a fucking liar, and he's phony, and I can't. I'm sick. I'm so out on it. See, I don't think he's phony. He is a phony. I think he's real.

He does his shit just for the reaction. I know, but you can tell when he's doing it. He's just poking the bear a little bit. He knows these fucking old heads in the golf media will go crazy. When he wore the off-white golf shoes, and somebody's like, what about the shoe? And he's just, it's fashion, bro. And he's a typical white 40-year-old golf guy.

He's wearing a Louis Vuitton clear button-down on this boat pick. The picks weren't great, by the way. I wasn't a fan of them. The sunglasses, I'm not a fan of. He also didn't look that good in the body issue. I expected better. He didn't.

I mean, he's a thick guy. You can tell puts up a good amount of weight, but he wasn't. I mean, he's repping 225. He lost all that weight for it. He's not cut. No. I don better. He didn't. I mean, he's a thick guy. You can tell he puts up a good amount of weight, but he wasn't. I mean, he's repping 225. He lost all that weight for it. He's not cut. No. I don't know what happened. Bryson apparently is... Bryson, we told Bryson when we saw him at the Players Championship his rookie year.

Pull the tape. We have it. Yeah. You said you called him low-key thick. We had the video. He's looking low-key thick. Dude, he loved it. I'll forever like Bryson because of that. But he's an isometric guy. I think he was. I think now he's just strictly compound lifts. I don't know.

I think now he's like bent over rows, squats. He's going for mass now. I hope. I think he even said, like, I'm about to put on like 30 pounds. God, I love it. Is he getting too addicted to just gains, though? Yeah, it'll result in injury. I'm sure Nick Fato or somebody will call him out

and be like, maybe spend a little less time in the gym. They did that this weekend. Did you hear that? They did DJ, Tiger, Brooks, Bryson, and talked about how these guys gain mass, lose swing speed, and they think it's going the other way. Well, now they're talking about how

the ball is traveling too far in golf, so they're going to try to get a universal golf ball or something. Yeah, that's a debate I've been following from the sidelines. And I don't have an articulated opinion. I'm not smart enough to know. I leave that to the experts, to the no-laying-ups, the Shane Bakons of the world, those guys. The Johnny Millers?

Johnny Millers. Johnny Millers. Shane Bacon, he's probably next in line for a big role, right? He's kind of got the underlaying right now. Well, he's got a podcast now with Max Homa. Yeah, he's got a pod now. I haven't listened. But he does Fox coverage. He's usually...

They have the U.S. Open, right? Fox? They do now, yes. Their coverage is really good because I can ball out for a weekend because I'll have the drone shots. It is good. You got to have drone shots. You got it.

What's your drone update? We were talking about your drone yesterday. Oh, we're still droning. You're still drone? We're still drone. Okay. Yeah, still getting some footage. We might need to rent your drone.

How about I just shoot with my drone for you? If we ever need a drone, you're the guy we're calling. Okay. If we were to maybe potentially film a round of golf, you could be the drone guy. I could be the drone guy. Okay. I could film everything else, too.

Is Randy going to be there? Human Randy, yeah. He's going to have to change his name. Yeah. Or like R-A-N-D-I-E or something like that. I mean, it still doesn't really help phonetically, but. That sounds like a hot girl, though. Or just drop the E, just go I.

Randy with an I. The I. And the heart is. Yeah, that's like a. Bartender. Bartender. That's like. Yeah.

Okay, thanks for the drone, Dan. Yeah. No, dude. um okay thanks for the drone dad no dude i don't mind brooke saying that let me come let me do a comparison that might be a bad comparison so brooks is like i would 100 would like to go back i'd be a baseball player i mean dude tiger wanted to be a navy seal it's not that not that different like he flirted with that he depending on who you ask, he almost left golf in, like, 2002 or something to go try to be a SEAL. He's also starting to lean into the right-wing stuff where he's playing golf with Trump. He played in Saudi Arabia. Brooks? Yeah.

So, did you read the article? A little bit. That was discussed in the article where it was like he he said he respects the office more than anything okay he's like he said he was excited to meet obama yeah respect the office guy yeah he's a respect the office guy i think that's the smart play yeah he said i don't care who the play right down the middle president yeah but like whoever wrote this gq article um shout out to you mystery person whose name we just could not look up. It's just unfortunate. He said that he expected Brooks to have some MAGA takes, some MAGA-ish takes. He didn't really get them.

It was a weird way to write the article. He's like, dude, I don't think you had to do them like that. Yeah, he kind of primed the reader to be like, oh, Brooks is a MAGA guy. And then in one line he's like, well, he's not, but here's what I think. You can imagine if he was. It's Daniel Riley. Gotcha. Journalism. line he's like well he's not but here's what you can see you can imagine if he was yeah trying to it's uh daniel riley gotcha journalism weirdly gotcha journalism for a gq piece huh what about this coronavirus brooks what do you think about that it's bucking its head it is do you think brooks has thought about coronavirus at all, they're talking about canceling the Olympics.

Oh, I did see that. So he would be on the U.S. Olympic team, right? Because he's top three? That would bum me out if they canceled it. The Olympics? That course in Japan they're playing? Is it too last minute to just completely relocate it? Japan!

I had to do it. I think... Is it the same course they played the Zozo on or whatever? Yes, it's the Zo yeah tiger one i don't know but my dad played it growing up like a lot how uh he lived they lived in kwan japan um they said there's a three-month window they need i don't know that's for a relocation that's just for a cancellation yeah they were gonna know by may i guess it's too late to relocate if you're gonna relocate you just have to go to the States, right?

Yeah, they built all the new facilities in Japan. They should do it in Round Rock. Why is that? I don't know. So Dave can go. Why wouldn't they just have it in the United States every time because we have all the facilities? It's already built.

We don't have to sort of. It's like that's not fair. Because it's a money. They make money from it. These countries pay billions of dollars. You ever see like the. Is Russia suspended? Can they even be in the Olympics? Their gymnastics team is pretty fucked.

I thought their whole country is canceled. They had a systematic state-funded doping program. How's that guy doing, though? The doctor that was in the documentary. Icarita? Icaritas? I forget what it is. It was good.

Whatever it was. So good that we don't know the name. Yeah. State-sponsored doping, huh? Well, if you're not cheating, you're not

trying, I guess. That's right. I mean, fuck. Everybody, hey, everybody's doing it. Have you ever doped, Dan? It's like sign-stealing.

No, I've never, like, blood-cycled. I've never done, like, I'm into blood-cycling. I've never done actual steroids. I've done pro-hormones for content for Substi.p uh thanks to the 12 people that listen to that podcast i i contend that substalk was a good podcast i was always a fan so we would try different stuff

for the podcast but i never did like hardcore drugs although i did find out a lifetime who the guy was that you can get uh from. I found the steroid guy. You have the steroid plug. I have a plug. You told me about this. Yeah. I mean, he does a lot of... The record I'm not, as you guys can probably tell.

He sells a lot of different drugs, but steroids is one of them. And HGH. See, if I'm going to get on the juice, I want my guy to be exclusive juice dealing. I don't want him dealing like opioids and shit. Yeah, that's probably fair. You know what I mean? I got some ethics. You just want to be the juice guy. I want a guy who's focused, like jack of all trades,

master of none. I believe in that. How much trouble do you get in if you get popped for roids? Like as a dealer. Probably depends on the amount. Intent. No, to sell. Int on the amount. Yeah. Intent. If you're a great product. No, to sell. Intent to sell.

Yeah. Yeah. Probably quite a bit. Yeah. Yeah. There was a bookie that got, Brian Urlacher's brother was a bookie. He got popped and they shut down his operation. You hear about that?

That's bullshit. He arrested? It's a bunch of cops too. Oh. Yeah. I think it was Chicago. Now it's legal in Illinois, isn't it? It might be. But I don't know. You can't be a bookie. That's probably why He arrested? It's a bunch of cops too. Oh. Yeah. I think it was Chicago. And now it's legal in Illinois, isn't it? It might be.

But I don't know. Like you can't be a bookie. That's probably why they went after him. So one of my bookies actually shut down shop because he was afraid. Did he get popped? Yeah. He heard this story. He's like, oh dude, we got to shut down shop.

I mean bookies are going the way of the dinosaur anyway. They're toast. Not in Texas. Texas is going to be the last state to legalize that. Yeah, isn't that? That's kind of Texas. Texas is going to be the last state to legalize that. Yeah, isn't that? That's kind of a... It's going to be the last state to legalize everything. Don't get me started.

Get started, Dave. Let me crank you up. It's just... I'm already cranked. I don't need you cranking me, Dan. Okay. Speaking of cranking... Jason Statham cranked?

Let's talk this weekend in fun. Oh, yeah. Hit. Speaking of cranking. Jason Statham cranked? Let's talk This Weekend in Fun. Oh, yeah. Hit the music, Micah. I'll start. Oh, okay. Go ahead. You're wearing your Yeezys today, aren't you? It's Yeezy Wednesday. Before we start, This Weekend in Fun is

legit. I want to apologize to our listeners for Last Weekend in Fun. Our hand was forced there. Yeah, we had to deceive. We had to be deceptive. We had no choice but to tell a little white lie about our weekend. This one's for real. Yeah, this one is very for real.

So Parks' mother is out of town for work until Saturday, so I got the homie for the next four nights. Oh, boys weekend. Boys weekend. Big time. We're just going to straight chill, probably get into some trouble somewhere. I don't know what for the next four nights. Oh, boys weekend. Boys weekend. Big time. We're just going to straight chill. Probably get into some trouble somewhere. I don't know what we're going to do.

You don't even want to know what we're up to. You got to think there's some pizza in your future. Probably get a pizza off at some point. Sunday, I'm wide open. She gets back Sunday morning, so she's going to get him back. But, yeah, that's my weekend. I'm actually really excited to just chill with the homie. Finally going to set up that knee hockey set.

No, not until we move. Told you. Yeah, keep saying that. Not until we move. That thing's going to end up in the trash. No, no. Don't worry. Okay.

All right. I feel like it's not that much assembly required. That's not the issue. The issue is I don't have a room for it right now in my apartment. There's always room. For net? There's definitely not. Bro. You've got to have, like, a little court. There's enough the issue. The issue is I don't have a room for it right now. There's always room. There's definitely not. Bro.

You've got to have like a little court. There's enough room here in the studio. You don't need much room. You don't need much room. Okay. Well, he's not here. Bring him up here. He has school.

I don't know. It's kind of like fundamental for your childhood to play knee hockey. They say reading is fundamental. Knee hockey is fundamental. Niff. Oh. Things that will actually translate in life. He's got to wait a couple more weeks, and then he'll be fine.

Okay. What are you doing this weekend, Brett Merriman? I am headed to H-Town this weekend for cook-off. Now, I don't know a lot about cook-off. Apparently, it's a rodeo thing. And so me and Caroline are going to hit a couple tents. Oh, okay. It's just a big festival basically and there's tents and beer just coolers and grills going uh music yeah it's cool sounds tight it's

in the nrg stadium parking lot i guess slash stadium itself so we'll be there the stadiums the actual rodeo is got it okay yeah yeah if Yeah. If you're around, shoot me a DM. You sure you want that? I mean, there's some Houston folks pretty mad at us, specifically you. Oh, because I make fun of their driving and their sports teams and et cetera? Oh, yeah, you did do the driving. The Astros, man. I defend them on driving.

I still think Austin's the worst. Horrendous drivers. But, yeah, so I'll be in H-Town this weekend. You're going to have fun at that. I've never been, but enough people that I know and respect have been and had fun that I'm like, oh yeah, that's something I would like to go to one day. It sounds good. I talked to Klein about offering up the ranch because we're going to buy some cattle this

weekend. Oh, wow. At auction. You're going to buy a head of cattle? Probably two. Two head. Yeah. I don't know how much they cost yet, so I'm just going to go in blind with a credit auction. You're going to buy a head of cattle? Probably two. Two head. Yeah. I don't know how much they cost yet, so I'm just going to go in blind with a credit card. They're not cheap.

Get you a heifer. Is it a female? Sure. Okay. I'm going to put my name in the ring and see what happens. Go to an auction. Isn't that what it is? Yeah. If you win the auction, how are you going to transport these things back? Probably in my car. I'll drive drive down i got the f-350 make sure to bring a blank

cashier's check why is that just in case for the auction well i was going to use a credit card you do that cashier's check a little bit more classy we're going to get two of those um ideally start an empire i don't know let's see see. So wait, to be clear, you are planning on starting a cattle empire on our friend Klein's ranch. Yep. How does that work? Oh, we charge finances. You rent the land?

Yeah. Is it like a lease? A lot of acreage. Okay. Joint venture? JV. It's a JV. You just pitch him a couple stakes?

Yeah. Well, equity is the main thing. Compensation. I would love to get paid in meat. Yeah. Oh, he's got all the meat he wants. I mean, granted, we can't kill the... What was that dumbass

who went viral for saying talking about what he has to offer to a woman and he gets like 400 pounds of meat a year or something. Remember that guy? Dude, that was like the week after the Farrell Hodge guy. Yeah, that was funny. You have 400 pounds of beef.

You gotta think that guy's just absolutely crushing right now. Like, imagine not getting 400 pounds of beef a year. Just imagine. That's a lot of beef. Although, I am trying to work more fish into my diet, so I don't know how that would play with me. It's over a pound of beef a day. Yeah, I'm not eating a pound of beef a day.

You don't need to. I mean, that's a lot of tube steak. Okay. That's your joke. Okay, David. What are you doing? I got a good weekend planned, I think. So it's leap day.

229? This Saturday? I had no idea. Is that like a gym thing where you do like box squats and box jumps all day? How'd you know? Shut up. I think we're having a leap day party. Some gym somewhere is doing that.

Yeah. Oh, God. It's actually my last day working at Lifetime Fitness. Whoa. End of an era. Danny, two jobs over here. I wonder if we have any listeners who have the birthday February 29th. I would be interested to know.

So they're seven years old. Yeah, sure. That's tight. I would like to know. If you do, just know that I don't care. I do. Your boy cares. Might be golfing at Avery Ranch with Gleason.

A little throwback for anybody that was at Grand X. One of our old PGP writers used to write. Or, I'm sorry, used to work at Avery Ranch. That's really all I have. It's a fine course. I don't think there's a whole lot of good golf courses in Austin. We've got great weather all week and weekend. Yeah. It's a great... Today's not.

It's a little cold and got a north wind, but tomorrow's going to be ideal. On the front nine, it has one of the worst par fives, I think, in any golf course because you can hit the perfect drive, like 350 down the middle, and you still have no shot to go for it.

It doesn't reward your distance. Doesn't reward your distance or your good golf shots. Well, good news is I'm not going to get it out there at 350 either way, so it doesn't really matter. You're saying the course is tighter-proofed. Brooks-proofed. Rory-proofed. It rewards a good shot.

No, it just doesn't reward good golf shots for this one par five. So then I'll probably golf Saturday morning, work my last shift at Lifetime, and then go to a leap day party on Saturday night. What is a leap day party? It's a party on February 29th. No rules. What is it? No rules.

Yeah, it's a purge party. I think a party on February 29th. No rules. It's a purge party. I think, before you go crazy, I think laws still apply on that day. I don't think so. I think you answer for the law or the laws that you break four years later. So you have a four year grace period. So it's like a statute of limitations saying, oh, that happened four years ago, officer. Right. Because it's not a real day.

Again, I would look into that before you start robbing banks and stuff. Just be smart. Okay. I'll consider it. And then Sunday, I don't really have anything planned Sunday, but what I've been doing recently

with Boosh and Jared is we go to a movie that we have no context. We don't read up anything on the movie and we just watch it. We saw Parasite two weeks ago. We thought it was going to be like a outbreak movie it was not it was not not a zombie movie how would you not heard i mean it won the fucking oscar i know i just didn't know anything about it though i knew it was a good movie

i just didn't know what it was about and i like i had i was under the impression it was going to be like you know there were subtitles yes okay i knew. I knew that. And then we saw this Elijah Wood movie last week called Come to Daddy. Pretty bizarre, but it was fun. Weird. It's really weird. Has everybody caught up on The Outsider? Oh, yeah. I haven't watched it.

Yeah, I'm not real sure. How far are you in Narcos, Mexico? Dude, I've got, speaking of weekend and fun, I'm starting it this weekend. Okay. Very excited about it. Yeah, I'm going to try to keep it a little bit low-key just because, you know, last couple months have been very busy. Last week was busy.

So I'm going to try to rest up. Maybe I am open to golf. I'm not trying to invite myself to anyone's round but you know doing golf Saturday? I don't know at Avery Ranch? talk to the wife

I will talk to her I wonder if the homie's old enough to like just tag along with me on a golf course surely he is if Brad Key brings his dog to every round of golf he plays I think you can

you can bring Park can you teach Park to like film stuff though? he's probably gonna get tired after like an hour or two yeah it's like bringing your kid to a ball game. If you're bringing parks though, he has to

at least be useful. He's got to bring some film equipment. He's got to get some content off. He does know how to take pictures. When I brought him to that Ranger game last season, he lost interest by the third inning. I didn't know you took him to a Ranger game last season. Yeah, it's a good game. Ranger Stroh Silver Boot inning. Yeah. I didn't know you took them to a Ranger game last season. Yeah, it was a good game.

Ranger-Stroh, Silver Boot Series. Interesting. Yeah. Mike Miner went to seven innings, one hit. Were they stealing signs? Yeah, I know, and we ended up losing the game. They should relinquish the boot. It's weird that it's helpful to know what the pitch is that's coming.

It's helpful when you're batting. Wasn't there a stat that came out for the World Series? Kershaw threw like 50-something curveballs, and then it's swinging a single one. Yeah. That would tip you off to something being wrong. When a Hall of Fame pitcher is throwing his two best pitches, and they're not swinging at them, I'd be tipped off at that.

I'd be like, huh, coincidence. Hey, man, you should have just changed their signs. I've heard that that Which character was that I don't know It was just Regular guy Like Houston Like suburban dad guy

No not even Like that's like Dude who lives in like Somewhere like East Texas Like It's just like random It's a weird time For Houston sports

Yeah You got the Astros You got the Houston Rockets Going with like Nobody over 6'5". Working thus far. Regular season. Yeah, you got like.

You got Westbrook playing like center. I could see them making the Western Conference Finals, getting stomped out by the Lakers. I'm hoping the Pelicans make the playoffs. Get a little Zion LeBron action. What happened last night? Lakers won by nine. Okay.

So Pelicans didn't cover. Well, okay. You had a good game. He's a beast. Yeah, I'm going to be hanging out. Let's play golf Sunday. We got good weather. Okay, let's play golf Sunday.

Got good weather. I'm going to work the Traeger. Probably do some stuff. All right, the homie and I will come through. Brisket? Speaking of Houston, got Roughnecks Renegades Sunday. Ooh, I'm in on the Roughnecks. Rivalry, has that series been named yet?

It hasn't, but we should probably think of one. You guys are going to get stomped. We're getting a point at home. That's it? That's a weird line. We'll see. They play at the Rangers Stadium, right? The old ballpark.

The Rangers are moving into their new stadium this year. Yeah, it looks nice. I was there a couple months ago. What are your thoughts on the XFL so far? It's trash. It's fine. Brett has been against it before the inception. Not into it.

I think it's... Weird uniforms. Probably need to do better there. I'm watching it because I like the. It's something. I like the stuff they're working in, the kickoffs. I like the. Review.

The access I'm getting with, like, the players on the field. I like hearing the. The booth review. The BOC call to play. It's cool. Booth review's great. Yeah, that kind of stuff. I mean, it's kind of.

That, honestly, is balancing out, like, the bad quarterback play. But, I mean, somebody like PJ Walker's definitely getting scooped up by somebody, right? Yeah. You think? Yeah, right? Do they have buyouts? Got to think. I don't know.

You got to think so. He's not going to be a roughneck next year. I can guarantee that. I will say that if I'm an XFL team, I'm not recruiting Landry Jones-style quarterbacks. I'm going more for somebody who can be more electric, run the ball. What are the odds PJ Walker is on the Patriots next

year? That would be so Patriots just to find some random dude in the XFL and just turn him into a fucking all pro. Well, last XFL, who was the most successful quarterback? Tommyy maddox because he went right to the steelers right um jim kelly jim kelly's yeah he's probably up there kurt warner doesn't

really care he was wfl but what uh flutie was cfl usfl i'm just thinking of like minor league football oh okay but yeah leads um was it was um Who was the he hate me guy? I only know him as he hate me. Gosh. Those were better names. Those are the best. That XFL, they should have just brought back those names. The Rage, the he hate me, those were the outlaws.

The Renegades motto is give them hell. Give them hell. That's edgy. It's like every Texas school has some sort of hook them, The Renegades motto is give them hell. Give them hell. That's edgy. It's like every Texas school has some sort of, like, hook them, sick them, dig them, whatever the hell. Give them hell. Charge on.

Yep. Yeah. Rice is late. We're going to book smart you. Read them. Yeah, read them. Learn them. Dan, thanks for doing the pot. David, we long today man people are getting bonus yeah no i'm skipping out on work right now so uh make sure if you're

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I have no idea what they took. Yeah. I don't know what's in it. Nobody knows what's in that shit. Nobody knows what's in your center console. Probably some oil change receipts. Stuff them in there. All right. Let's wrap this thing up. Bye-bye in there. Yeah. Yeah. All right. All right. Let's wrap this thing up.

Bye bye guys. Bye. you