Circling Back - Ferry Fights & Crunchwrap Supremes

Episode Date: August 7, 2023

Yep — Will's back. Which may be good or bad news for a lot of you. We talk our Weekends/Vacations in Fun, the Alabama Ferry Fight, the Crunchwrap Supreme lawsuit, the orders most likely to trigger a... chain reaction at restaurants, getting a hole-in-one vs. an albatross, the home-invading bear in Lake Tahoe, and more. Enjoy a free two-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (11:00) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (30:11) Crunchwrap Supreme Lawsuit (39:15) Hank The Tank: The Home Invading Bear (52:00) Alabama Ferry Fight (1:06:18) Chain Reaction Restaurant Orders (1:13:00) Hole-in-One vs. Albatross Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) Nutrafol: www.nutrafol.com/men (CIRCLING for $15 off) Shopify: www.shopify.com/circling (FREE trial) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from austin texas my name is will defries my left dav David, that boy, Rah. Hi, Will. Hi. Man, you kind of caught me at a weird time. I'm bookmarking some stuff to read later, perusing the Daily Star, as I often do. And I got a full afternoon of reading. Where will I begin?
Starting point is 00:00:45 Maybe female boxer breaks down in tears in ring after taking 278 punches during fight it's a lot of punches to take oh my god uh or maybe this might hit a little close to home balding bloke cries like a baby after a life-changing hair transformation so will you forward that to the whole squad i could i could see how that would make a bloke quite emotional hopefully this bloke is utilizing a sponsor of this show today that we'll get to at a time uh down the road here it's kind of like the colorblind glasses when someone puts those on for the first time and they just break down or when uh who's the guy dr beast or whatever like buys you your eyesight what happened mr beast yeah mr beast mr beast yeah he's a generous fellow yeah i don't know i don't really i feel like, uh, has some haters and I don't really know why.
Starting point is 00:01:30 Randy? Because you can't do anything on the internet without someone hating it. Facts. I saw, uh, there was a headline about this guy, like, curing, uh, blindness for, like, a thousand people. And the headline said disability and I saw people hating on it because oh you probably you probably shouldn't call that a disability like that's insensitive like I think you're missing the point here like no dude we I logged in like I was pretty offline in terms of checking my my notifications while I was in Michigan and I logged into the
Starting point is 00:02:01 retail therapy Instagram the other day and saw that we had a clip that might have caught a jet stream somewhere. And what I soon found out was that apparently Barrett and I are not allowed to talk about girl dinners. Oh, because you're not a girl. Yeah. It was like, oh, wow, mansplaining girl dinners. And I'm like, well, we're not mansplaining. We're just reading the description from the New York Times so that people watching the clip know what we're talking about. Like, we're just, you'd probably like us if you met us in person. I've gotta say, if there's two people in the podcast world that, two guys who are capable of describing or talking about girl dinners, it's probably you and Barrett.
Starting point is 00:02:35 Yeah, that's fair. I wanted to tell these girls, like, dude, we're liberal cucks. Like, don't worry about us. Like, there's a lot of other Instagrams that you can go complain to. Dave's been talking a lot about going woke and like something about being broke too. I don't know, he's been really, since you've been complain to. Dave's been talking a lot about going woke and something about being broke, too.
Starting point is 00:02:46 I don't know. He's been really – since you've been gone, he's kind of turned a little bit on us. All right, Kelly Clarkson. I'm trying to go bloke. Same. Dylan Chivry, ladies and gentlemen. Hey, man, it's good to get the band back together. It's always nice when one of us is gone for a while and then we finally reunite.
Starting point is 00:03:01 I feel like things just cook a little bit better. It's like getting your franchise left tackle back from injury. Well, it's a good thing. You said you a little bit better. It's like getting your, uh, your franchise left tackle back from injury. Well, it's a good thing. It's a good thing to get like out there and franchise left tackle reset. It's like one of those valuable positions on the team, David. Yeah. They call me Jake Long. He's been out for it with a high ankle sprain for like three or four weeks,
Starting point is 00:03:18 you know, and get them back. Suddenly the, uh, the running game opens up. I'm just saying. Dylan, can I interest you in the That's So Raven child star who's now unrecognizable after a sad demise, neck tattoos, and arrests? Yeah, I'm interested. All right, we'll talk later. Okay.
Starting point is 00:03:34 Anyway, that was a compliment to Will, who's back, and I feel like content's going to be cooking again. Not that it wasn't, just extra cooking. Are you digging yourself in a hole right now? What are you doing? I think I'm doing great. I sound like he's digging himself into a hole. It kind of felt like we had about two months worth of momentum,
Starting point is 00:03:47 and now we're just kind of. No, I think we're. Now we're like trying to jump a dock worker. I feel like. Now we're just getting our shit kicked. I feel like I'm three for four from the field right now. I'm just, I'm putting them up. He's doing sports analogies.
Starting point is 00:04:00 Three for four. Yeah. One turnover, but it's okay. It won't happen again. I mean, three for four is like fine. Are you kidding? That's a Hall of Fame percentage. Dave, tell him.
Starting point is 00:04:13 He doesn't know basketball. Three for four. I just feel like you're not putting enough shots to go in the hall. The game just started. The game just started. That's my thought process, too. What are we talking about? Like, yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:23 Dude, do you hear about this guy? Oh, dude, we should vote Dylan Chivary into the Hall of Fame. He shoots 75% from the field. We's my thought process, too. What are we talking about? Like, yeah, dude, do you hear about this guy? Oh, dude, we should vote Dylan Shivery into the Hall of Fame. He shoots 75% from the field. We're still in the first quarter. It's like he only has four total career attempts. No, this is just a one-game analogy. You played one game and just balled out, and you're like, you know what? I'm going to call it.
Starting point is 00:04:38 We were four minutes into the episode when I shared that. That's true. Anyway. How's Dylan feeling today? I wasn't expecting you to go uh button down collared shirt on a casual monday i don't know how i'm doing like i'm okay now it started off a little rough it's never fun when you get uh you get 15 minutes away from home to the office and you realize that oh shit i left my laptop so you got to bust a bitch on mopac go pick it up it was was a 30-minute mistake.
Starting point is 00:05:06 And I'm here now. It was a tough start, but we're doing much better. You could have just ditched the laptop and gone home at lunch or something and just gotten through it today. I would have been off my game the entire day. It's better to bite the bullet and just get it over with. You have a cellular device. I forgot my coffee. I want to do stuff on here.
Starting point is 00:05:24 I got into my car this morning and realized that my coffee was up in our place. Not ideal. I'm sorry, man. It's okay, man. Your bong didn't bing? I ended up going up and getting it, but the elevator, somebody was clearly using it to put some stuff in there and do some moving. And so I waited for the elevator for about five minutes before I had to abandon ship and just walk up the stairs, which I don't know if you guys have been outside lately down here.
Starting point is 00:05:48 Crazy hot. I don't go outside anymore. Crazy hot. It's oppressive. I had all the shades down at our place this morning, like had the AC going, and I was like, I'm just hunkered down for this heat. This is supposed to be an even hotter week than last week.
Starting point is 00:06:00 Can you read me what is atop my phone, Dave, on my alerts right now? Yeah, you've got these severe weather. Yeah. Which, you know, traditionally it's like, uh-oh, maybe some hail, some big wind heading our way. No, it's just the unrelenting heat. Starting to get some grass fires popping off. Just don't like that. People were saying there was some severe weather in uh northern michigan while i was there because my i was putting out some unrelenting heat on the grom
Starting point is 00:06:31 he's talking about the drip he's saying flood okay i think he's just talking about the heat it looked like it was pretty pleasant up there actually i don't really know what i'm talking about to be honest i'm just trying to get i'm trying to get my reps in this is my first bullpen session in a while i got blown up sent down to the minors for a little bit had to reset we're doing sports had to clear the mechanism i'm just painting corners now yeah too much dip we're gonna record that later who's that it's just like this but with kj what's the meme of that basketball player who played like 24 minutes and didn't record a single statistic? Yeah. Club Trillion.
Starting point is 00:07:07 He had a tough go. I feel like that's you right now. Me? Yeah. Just kidding. Wasn't that Club Trillion's whole thing? Like you play one minute and then you don't do anything on the court? This dude played a lot of minutes.
Starting point is 00:07:19 Like didn't touch the ball. Love it. Yeah, he pops up every now and then. I'm sure he loves being reminded of the worst game of his life. Yeah, but are there stats about spacing out the court and stuff like that? Like, making sure that the offense is spread out? What you're talking about is intangibles. How would you record that?
Starting point is 00:07:33 Do they have stats on how many picks he set for pick and rolls? Like, I just... What was his glue guy number? Was that high? Yeah. How many let's go's did he have? Did he communicate well on the floor? How many times did he run down the floor after missing a shot
Starting point is 00:07:47 and say, that's on me? Good question. I don't know. Did he inbound at all? There's certain things you just can't. How many wet bounce passes did he have? Good point, man. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:08:01 Ah, here it is. Tony Snell. Shout out to the team, man. 28 minutes. Zero points, zero rebounds, zero assists, zero blocks, zero steals. That's not bad. We need to make sure that February 24th is Tony Snell Day across WASH Media properties.
Starting point is 00:08:20 Everyone celebrates that performance from him. That is tough. Put your zeros up for the T-man. I'm putting my zero up. Oh, yeah. There it is. There's mine. Big day tomorrow.
Starting point is 00:08:35 Touching base, a conspiracy podcast. I have not chosen mine yet as I just got back from being out of town, so I'm excited to go through this afternoon and figure out what I'm doing. If anyone has any good ones for your boy, don't hesitate to DM me. Don't send them all to Will. Send them to me too. I have a good list going,
Starting point is 00:08:50 but I like to get really into them. Like I don't like to just mail it in and just do any random conspiracy. I like to get invested. And if you're a fan of our Patreon or if you're just a fan of content in general, just make sure you're listening to exactly five minutes on Tuesdays,
Starting point is 00:09:04 touching based on Tuesdays, listening to voicem minutes on Tuesdays, touching base on Tuesdays, listening to voicemails on Thursdays. Just go over and make it happen. Patreon.com slash circlingbackpodcast. We've still got some out-of-office hats available at washmedia.shop. 30, about 30 left. Hold one up for the people at home, Dylan. Show them on cam.
Starting point is 00:09:20 There are about 30 left. They're going fast, folks. That dirty 30, baby. Dylan might sign a random one. How devastated would someone be if they were just a random washed follower that didn't even know what circling back was and they ordered a hat and it was autographed by Dylan? Get an email. Can I return this?
Starting point is 00:09:36 I don't know who this idiot is. Someone wrote this on here. Some people do drop-ins. We just write on our merch. That's fair. And as always, leave a five-star review for Will's Five-Star Review of the Week that drops every single Wednesday. It's the most viral segment ever. And without further ado, it's time to recap this weekend in fun.
Starting point is 00:09:58 This week, presented by our friends over at Roback. If you use back or 20, you can get 20% off anything on the Roback site. Who knows? Maybe there might be a custom product in the pipeline at some point. What do you mean? What does that mean? It means that they make custom products sometimes, and there might be one that has to do with something that we have to do with.
Starting point is 00:10:15 People are getting wind of this, and they're reaching out. They're like, dude, what the fuck? I may have gotten my eye on this particular product. I think you guys have as well. Have you guys acquired said product, or am I the only one with said product? No, no, no. I've got one in my back. Just making sure.
Starting point is 00:10:30 The whole squad has one. Okay. I wasn't around for the doling out of that. Take care of the boys. Next round of golf we all play, man. It's going to be like we've got to draw straws on who's going to get to wear it. I'm proud to say when I went up to Harbor, the only golf shirts I brought were Roe back.
Starting point is 00:10:45 Wow. What else do you Roebuck. Wow. What else do you need? Nothing. Nothing. They have fantastic joggers. Their hoodies are so comfortable, and they're like that workout stretching material, too. They're fantastic. We love their stuff.
Starting point is 00:10:54 They just wear a Roebuck hat right now. Yes. It's that flat brim, John. So comfortable. They're holding down about 20% of my closet space, Roebuck. And it may be more than that. It could be 25%. How much is the keg holding down in there? man there's pizza all over the floor so there was
Starting point is 00:11:10 pizza on the floor of a of a car that we were driving the rental car that we had the other day someone just had some some pizza that they had left on the floor in the box or out of the box and i dropped i dropped a was it left over from the night before? That's great. And no one laughed. And I was like, man, I wish I was in the stew right now. You need new friends. I'm disappointed in Brady. Backer 20 gets you 20% off at checkout. One time use code, so load the cart. What'd you get into this weekend, Dylan?
Starting point is 00:11:37 Ooh, thank you, Will. You know, not really a ton. I'm trying to think about my weekend. I kind of forgot what I did. You should have done this before we started the segment. Yeah, good thing we only do this every month. Let us handle the ad read next time. Oh, okay.
Starting point is 00:11:52 Was that Friday? Yeah, Friday I went and got dinner with my friend David that's sitting next to you and our other friend Kayla. We went to Matt's Del Rancho. I had a fantastic time. Drank a couple of knockout martinis, Will. That's a lot. You remember when you sat in the tiny chair and you made Kayla trade with you?
Starting point is 00:12:09 She made me trade with her because she felt too tall. For some reason, the chair I sat in was shorter than the other one. I heard chair. Dave gave me a rundown before you got into the office. How was that something you share with Will first time you see him in a week and a half? We were just dumping on you for like uh looking tiny on podcast oh okay yeah someone commented that breath looked big next to you again thanks for sharing that randy yeah and i was like he looked really tiny in that chair and it was hilariously small
Starting point is 00:12:34 i don't understand why they have that uh yeah and then we went to a bar afterward to get a one exactly one more drink my phone decided to commit suicide temporarily. I brought it back to life the next day, so I was without a phone for a while. That was fun. No phone, just vibes? Had to go to the Apple store on Saturday morning. Yeah, that was a tough scene. It was. Saturday, family came in town, hung out with sister, brother-in-law, my two nieces.
Starting point is 00:13:00 We had a great time. And then Sunday, I drove out to the ranch, took Parks to go see his grandmother and spent the day out there. Came back. Nice little weekend. How many eight-ounce Coronas did you drink? I didn't drink any eight-ounce Coronas. Come on.
Starting point is 00:13:16 It's only eight ounces. I was there for three hours. It was just a little day trip. I didn't get twisted or anything. Well, I mean, it's only eight ounces. You can't really get twisted off. That's fair. You could have four Coronitas and be fine to drive home.
Starting point is 00:13:26 They're so cute. I was getting a little tired on the way back. So exactly one eight-ounce beer is going to make me more tired. I just didn't do it. That concludes my weekend in fun, David. How about you? If you have exactly one beer and it's eight ounces, are you allowed to have like two total?
Starting point is 00:13:40 How does that work? That's a great question. Dave's got our shirt on. I know. Randy already mentioned that you missed a lot earlier we were getting your lap i even got randy dumping on me for this shirt it's a great shirt shout out edith's good spot in cabo if you want to no you taught me one thing about about buying or going out to group dinners on vacation it's that if they have a commemorative t-shirt that you can buy you don't buy it separately you put it
Starting point is 00:14:05 on the tab and hope that no one realizes well i thought he was gonna bring it to me that i was like the language barrier and i was like ah fuck it i'll just make everybody else pay for it um anyway um had a great weekend yeah we went out went to matt's um we'll get to this in a minute but we did i did officially try poncho style nach nachos. Oh, that's right. Big news here. Which they were good. I do have a question. Does poncho-style just mean beans are on the chips?
Starting point is 00:14:32 It's black beans and guac. Okay. Because I feel like that's like normal nachos at most places. Well, not at Matt's. That's why you got to go poncho-style. Why does Matt's kind of skimp a little bit? Can we back up a bit? Can we put this thing in reverse?
Starting point is 00:14:47 You completely glossed over that you were raving about the nachos at dinner. And don't bullshit the people, Dave, because they know. I said they were good. That's not enough. No, they were good. I think the onions, you don't really need the onion. That's why I go no onion, David. Give me all that. No, they're not like chopped. That's why I go no onion, David. It's give me all that.
Starting point is 00:15:05 No, they're not like chopped up. No, I know. They're rings. Yeah, but they're not fried. They might want to look into that. They were good. They were good. Grilled onions on top instead of the normal John's.
Starting point is 00:15:16 The whole squad got nachos at that dinner. That's a weird-ass fucking order for three people. I don't like 100% nacho participation. And it's also the half order, which is plenty for an adult. Do you know why the half order is better than the full order? I mean, yeah. Full order, okay, it's a lot more chips, but they just kind of drop – See, that's –
Starting point is 00:15:37 The fixin's on top. I don't like that. The half order, they dress up each chip individually. You get chips that have um less ingredients on them it's it's like a it's a menu hack and it's like um i just ate chips remember how i filled up on your chips and salsa so y'all are welcome i don't need excess chips but yeah if you go to matt's and you want nachos and you want some good nachos order in poncho style they're good i'm good i have i've got a several good orders the waitress uh knew what poncho style was so
Starting point is 00:16:08 shout out to her batting about 300 on that thus far but still good um went on friday night i've gotten into a show at barrett's recommendation barrett was talking about we had barrett fill in last monday i believe we were looking for he was looking for shows to do for his show, OCC. And we're talking about TV. Hijack. Idris Elba. I'm so glad you said this. And I'm about halfway through it.
Starting point is 00:16:38 And I'm loving it. The Michigan boys. Okay. Have all been watching Hijack. And I am so excited to start Hijack. Okay. Have all been watching hijack. And I, I am so excited to start hijacking. I have to, I have to finish the finale of the bear and I have to finish the finale of
Starting point is 00:16:52 love Island. And once those are done, I got news for you guys. It's Jack. It's time to Jack baby. Can you give me a 10 second rundown of what the hell the show's about? There's a dude named Jack and he sits on a bench and everyone walks by and it's like,
Starting point is 00:17:04 yo dude, hi. I feel like that's not what show's about. There's a dude named Jack, and he sits on a bench, and everyone walks by, and it's like, yo, dude, hi. I feel like that's not what it's about. It's about... I'll just give you the real answer. There's so many jokes we could do. It's about a hijacking. It's about where you hit your weed pen when your wife's out of town,
Starting point is 00:17:19 and you get on the couch, and you think, oh. I regret asking you guys about the show that you guys are telling me about. You're really making me want to watch it's basically the mile high club but with your right hand that you've been sitting on for half the flight okay oh that sounds interesting yeah you know because like most flights are at like 50k 50 000 feet that's like most of them are fly at like 35 oh okay it's like when you get a flat tire like on this highway and you get the jack out and you start doing it like a bunch and then like suddenly your car's like above your head and you're like oh i did that too high you ever have a buddy with a floor jack you ever had an issue and you
Starting point is 00:17:54 just bust that out that's so aggressive it's so aggressive but it's it's so much nicer than having the little dinky one that's in the in your trunk you gotta get that floor jack i've all been there i've never done a floor jack i usually use a bed this is more jack and off humor brought to you by the circling back podcast uh it's about idris elba and he's on a plane that gets hijacked okay thank you david which i mean he said it's about idris elba i feel like it's not about the actor he's the main character right so okay but you're saying he's not playing himself uh no he plays sam nelson um saturday saturday was uh was a combat sports day slash night
Starting point is 00:18:40 uh i did um stream not gonna say where or if i paid for it he jake paul nate diaz fight i will give a full review on too much dip later this afternoon but yeah i i'm not completely proud of myself but i get it dude i didn't know what's going on yeah i don't know did did nate diaz just not care i mean what i lost he just getting the bag? He didn't train. Like he just looked like he didn't care. Look like shit. I don't. No offense.
Starting point is 00:19:18 He is not as good of a boxer as Jake Paul, which is kind of crazy to say, but really weird. Really weird. But he survived and got the bag and maybe they're going to run it back in the octagon. Who knows? I think that's the plan. and got the bag and maybe they're going to run it back in the octagon who knows i think that's the plan um yesterday didn't do much man i had a pretty pretty boring weekend now that i'm really really um thinking it through i was i was mainly um looking through my friends i've half of my friends are in michigan and half of my friends are in colorado right now so it's pretty much living vicariously through them. Pretty dope.
Starting point is 00:19:46 I'll let Will talk. Your trip looks sick. Yeah, I was in Michigan for the last 10 days. Saw some old friends. Saw my parents. Allowed Fritz to swim for the first time in Lake Michigan. Played a tiny little amount of golf. I do have my stats up here if you'd like to hear my stats.
Starting point is 00:20:03 You're not familiar with how this all works. I'll just check the gin out. Yeah, dude, I'm sure you'll be in there. Obviously, I played the Heather course at Boyne Highlands of the Boyne Resort family. Shot at 92. I didn't totally have my game on the back nine there, but I'm striking the ball okay.
Starting point is 00:20:20 Jesus Christ, it's Jason Boyne. There you go. There you go. Hit up Harbor Point Golf Course, my hometown course growing up. Just did laps on that as a kid. And honestly, just didn't play well. Had a really bad hangover during that. Had a little bit of shakiness on the putts of the first probably four holes before I got some more drinks in me. Did you play the course that we played on the simulator?
Starting point is 00:20:42 No, I could have. Okay. But I didn't have time. Can't wait for that video. I actually had a tea time there and I decided to switch it to a closer course. When we eventually go to Northern Michigan, visit up there, I'm going to play that course and I have to have my redemption on that par three. I get it. I get it. Yeah, you really beefed it. I did. I get it. I get it.
Starting point is 00:21:03 Yeah, you really beefed it. I did. They call you the funnel. I found the funnel. It was my 10-cup moment. Not really. I'm in on zany ties. I'm a wacky tie guy now.
Starting point is 00:21:16 Okay. I went through my dad's closet. I knew I needed to dress up to go to this hotel. It's the Grand Hotel on Mackinac Island. I'd never stayed there before, And I thought, you know what? I'm 36 years old. It's one of the most famous hotels in Michigan. I should probably do one single night there with my wife.
Starting point is 00:21:32 Treated it as a baby moon. Went with another friend of ours who also has a pregnant wife. And so we just did a little baby moon action. So I went up to my dad's closet. I thought, you know what? I'm going to get a zany tie. So I got a little tie with some martinis on it. Had a shaker on it. Had some olives on it. A couple twists on it. So I'm just a zany tie. So I got a little tie with some martinis on it. Had a shaker on it.
Starting point is 00:21:46 Had some olives on it. That's sick. A couple twists on it. So I'm just zany tie guy now. That's sick, man. I'm going to need to know how and why your father has a Tiffany ball marker. Because he's got that drip drip. Are fat ties back in? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:21:59 Are you trying to make them back in? I'm fine with it. Yeah. It's kind of swag. Well, the hotel's so colorful that I was like, a colorful tie, of it kind of works here and so i didn't i didn't worry too much about it yeah so i'm repurposing my dad's old golf bag i want to be crystal clear about something my dad has never truly cared about playing golf like he is just not into it um he doesn't watch it on television unless my mom is and uh growing up i played much more with my
Starting point is 00:22:23 mother than my father. But my dad has a nice plaid golf bag that I decided that I'm going to repurpose into my vacation golf bag. When we had our good friend, hashtag Chad, working at Callaway, we got several shipments of golf clubs. It was a great time in my life. It's a good move. I wish you would leave Dude Perfect and go back there. I agree. It benefited us way more when he was working there. dude perfect and go back there i agree it benefited us way more when he was working there uh and so i i was going through the bag uh my mom at my mom's recommendation i decided to shake the bag out by slamming it on the ground and a petrified mouse came out of it which shows you how long it's been since my dad has uh it was disgusting um and yeah so i decided to go through my dad's bag and clear out some of the old stuff i i know i honed in on the red glove the red glove is a move i've never seen before
Starting point is 00:23:09 did you just not see my response on no i did i'm getting there okay i don't know why the red glove for me was more ridiculous than the tiffany ball marker i think because i assumed that tiffany ball marker was a gift and he just never even did anything with it i do have news it's not my tiffany ball marker that's so extra i love it that thing's sick and so uh yeah it's giving wealth i need to get a few more clubs a few more sticks in the bag before i have a full vacation bag but i'll get there is he a persimmon guy so this bag i don't think this bag had been touched outside of moving it from garage to garage. I don't think it's been touched since the late 90s. It looks like a bag that would have a second-generation Callaway Big Bertha.
Starting point is 00:23:55 Yes, it did. Okay. It did. There we go. Great call, Dave. Great call. Because that's what you had to do. If you were a dad in the early 90s trying to get into golf, you had to have a big berth.
Starting point is 00:24:05 Yeah. Yeah. And I'm glad I went through it. It's kind of fun. And it's kind of nice knowing I never have to travel up to Harbor Springs with a travel bag anymore. It's kind of a bitch. And I'll be honest. I think my clubs up there might be just as nice as the clubs I have down here at this point.
Starting point is 00:24:18 That's a nice play. You can do that. You can pull something like that off and not have to travel with them. Every single time I went up there, my mom would complain to me being like, can we get rid of these golf clubs in the garage? I'm so sick of these. And I was like, you know what? We can do that? You can pull something like that off not to travel with them? Every single time I went up there, my mom would complain to me being like, can we get rid of these golf clubs in the garage? I'm so sick of these. And I was like, you know what? We can do it this time. Let's make this happen. Kid number two on the way, we're going to have too much shit to bring up next time we go up there. I don't think I'm going to go up there till next summer. So I'm not traveling with the bag. Facts. How was your flying experience?
Starting point is 00:24:44 Totally fine. A lot of flying experience? Totally fine. A lot of people have been having problems. Yeah, I mean, here's the thing. I've been preaching. The Sunday Scaries podcast has been around now for about, I don't know, five years, maybe six years. And I've been preaching one single thing the entire time. Take the early flight. Fewer delays.
Starting point is 00:25:03 You get to get home at a reasonable hour to have a full day, maybe just to sleep in your bed. There are just so many reasons to take the early flight. And I did that both times, there and back. Never had any delays, never had any issues. Yeah. And as we learned, I mean, you know, with Brett, you know, today is going to be a full pole remote day for him. His girlfriend has to be online and he'd rather be online than dark what does that mean i don't know what that text don't text the entire company the entire full-time crew at the company don't text them that you're gonna be online because your girlfriend's online yeah what does that mean we spent like 10 minutes this morning trying to decipher what
Starting point is 00:25:39 there's more to that text like what all he was trying to say i think brett was airport drunk he was flustered only thing i know is we won't see him today. Yeah. I think Brent was airport drunk, and he just sort of fired off text last night. Put differently, I'm working remote tomorrow. Yeah. No, full pull. I've never heard...
Starting point is 00:25:55 Full pull remote day. Is it a pull pin reference? He's got weird sayings for shit. I don't know, man. Full pull remote day. He's playing scared today. I told you guys earlier. I sent him an email, and he responded back immediately with an exclamation point, which I've truly never seen him do before.
Starting point is 00:26:10 He's going to send us emails that aren't even important just to let us know that he's dialed. Interesting read. Oh, my God. I don't care. Imagine how much his leg's bouncing. Oh, yeah. Oh, God. Oh, yeah.
Starting point is 00:26:20 Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Oh, Brent. Nah. Oh, yeah. Uh-huh. Uh-huh.
Starting point is 00:26:22 Uh-huh. Oh, Brett. Nah. Fritz absolutely vibed out to Frozen on the back of the Delta headrest yesterday, so we were in a good place. You had a good positive Delta experience. I have never had anything but positive Delta experiences. I'll say that. You hear that a lot.
Starting point is 00:26:40 I heard someone the other day tell me that they don't like Delta, and I was just confused. But I'm not in the mood to uh argue about airlines anymore yeah you know where american's the worst delta's the best everything else in between i can i can argue either way american catch me catch me paying like 300 for my check bags on Spirit or whatever. I'm not above flying Spirit. I love that little secret terminal. It's not really a secret, but nobody knows about it. Some people know about it. Hundreds of people know about it.
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Starting point is 00:30:23 Or maybe it was on Too Much Dip last week. Brett was helpful there. Um, but there's a picture going around of a crunch wrap and the reason it's going around is because taco bell have found themselves on the wrong side of a false advertising lawsuit filed in the Eastern district of New York, alleging that the fast food chain materially overstates the amount of beef in its ads. And if you're going to go by the photo, kind of get it. Yeah, I'm going to need to see more evidence than just one photo, but this looks bad.
Starting point is 00:30:57 When's the last time you ordered a Crunchwrap? I can honestly say I've never once in my life ordered a Crunchwrap. Will, you're a Crunchwrap guy. Mind if I do a free ad right now? Please's a place in northern michigan called happy's tacos they have two locations they do a homemade crunch wrap supreme by homemade i just mean in the taco truck like they do their own version of it it's incredible there's a there's a trailer right that right here next to bolden acres who has one actually actually. I've had it. Yeah. Like, I understand the hype.
Starting point is 00:31:26 I never get a Crunchwrap Supreme from Taco Bell, as I think there are several things in their menu that are better than them. But I also haven't had Taco Bell in a minute. I would do that for lunch today. The practice of misleading your customers with pictures of, you know, really full burgers and whatnot.
Starting point is 00:31:45 It's been going on for a very long time. And it's just kind of been accepted that you're not going to get what the picture is portraying, right? I'm glad that someone's finally pushing back on this. You've got to hold truth to power. This practice has got to be stopped. It's trash. And it made me think, like, what other fast food joints get away with this?
Starting point is 00:32:04 All of them i think the one the most i will say the most um egregious offender there's two my in my book mcdonald's is bad i was gonna say wendy's okay wendy's one for the burger i'm talking about the mcdonald's like the big mac the picture of a big mac it's like stacked high you got lettuce sticking out big thick tomato slices the big mac does look like shit in in uh real life compared to the photos for sure uh arby's as well you got oh dude arby's might be number one like there you get some of their roast beef that's like you wonder what you're eating the way that their roast beef looks in the commercials versus what the sandwich looks like, it looks like someone's accidentally sat on your sandwich every time you get it. Oops.
Starting point is 00:32:48 Yeah. Tastes good. It does. You load it down. Does it? Yeah. You go silly on them with the horsey Arby's sauce combo. Right.
Starting point is 00:32:56 It's a game changer. I called that the Harby's sauce. This is a great sauce. Which is actually what our good friend. What? You know who could probably be accused of? I'm getting too much love on this show. No, dude. sally the other day i was like we gotta start hanging out with harbs more he makes me feel like more of a man that's what dude that's not so bad like the big
Starting point is 00:33:13 mac sucks can we just all sorry come to terms with the i like big macs randy just pulled up a picture of mcdonald's big mac advertisement versus actual burger and there is a noticeable difference but that patty looks way more stout. That almost looks like the quarter pounder patty, but it's not. I like mine with lettuce and tomato, Heinz 57, and french fried potatoes. Okay. By the way. Don't just okay that.
Starting point is 00:33:38 A double meat cheeseburger does not need that middle slice of bread. I'm sorry. That's what makes it a Big Mac, though. Otherwise, just go get it. Yeah, but go get a double quarter pounder with cheese, dude. That's what your boy does. Dylan, it's a carb plan. You're going DQPC instead of Big Mac, though. Otherwise, just go get it. Yeah, but go get a double quarter pounder with cheese, dude. That's what your boy does. Dylan, it's a carb play. You're going DQ PC instead of Big Mac?
Starting point is 00:33:50 Yeah, I am. When's the last time you pulled up to Dairy Queen and got a belt buster? I'm probably on a road trip 17 years ago because I was desperate for something. Shoot me straight right now. When's the last time you pulled up to DQ and got your hunger busted? You know that's the stop sign at Texas, Will. That's why i'm asking you have you had your hunger busted recently by dq no i have not david you haven't taken parks to get a blizzard and they did them flipped it upside down like look how crazy this is no cut someone needs to look into Panera. Just in general?
Starting point is 00:34:30 Why are you Brian Windhorsting Panera right now? Because the last time I ate there... Save it for touching based. The last time I was ate there, and it's because I was desperate and there's nothing else was open. Maybe we should pay attention. I got some kind of grilled chicken sandwich, and there was two tiny, tiny pieces of grilled chicken
Starting point is 00:34:44 underneath the bread. And I think I just threw the sandwich in the trash. It was an absolute joke. What's the place we hate on? Is it Panera or is it La Madeline? I personally hate on Panera more than anybody else because it's my least favorite place in the world. La Madeline is just a Panera that went out of business that just got turned into a La Madeline. La Madeline's food was much higher quality than
Starting point is 00:35:05 panera but it's still i'm not saying it was good it's still pretty mid i miss going to jason's deli jay dell me too man i set the record there hard-boiled eggs you got a great salad bar 32 in one lunch yeah no one's ever done that eat 32 and then i had my sandwich that was just the salad it was weird that you had a glass of eggnog with it too yeah it was game season randy did you bring any mead we had a big mead talk last week yeah yeah i kind of get the same feeling about randy's meat as i do about his jalapenos it's that if i want any i just need to go make my own i'll bring some wow once i have uh four batches i'll bring some i think usually i think some in. I think we should do a happy hour live where we all just drink mead the entire time.
Starting point is 00:35:51 Can you make that happen? Sure. I feel like Randy's mead is going to make us sick though. Should we make a thing with a picture of Randy from the Renaissance festivals he goes to where it says, I got a need. A need for mead. It's just Randy standing there doing the had to do it to him got a need a need for me it's just randy standing there we're
Starting point is 00:36:05 doing that they had to do it to him that's a top gunplay do you like the like old uh like friday beers are really big with the like old metal type stuff t-shirt designs have you seen those dude i totally know what you're referencing yeah for sure yeah dude i totally am up on the friday beers birch any other competitors you want to promote right now? A lot of meme people do this. They've got a competitor. I'm just kidding. We pretty much just, Randy and I will send Grape Juice Boys memes back and forth. Trash can fall.
Starting point is 00:36:36 There's so many memes. Do you guys drink any beers on Friday? I called Randy out for not inhaling that cigarette he smoked on his Instagram story, by the way. Wow. His response was, I'm in my Bill Clinton era. You know, the whole, I didn't... So you went Mexican martinis the other night.
Starting point is 00:36:57 Why are you roast handing me? What date would that boy get? Pacifico. I had a feeling. The discrepancy in alcohol content of those two drinks is jarring. Like, was Dylan falling over after two of them, and then you had two Pacificos and drove home? No, he just had one because he was driving.
Starting point is 00:37:12 So he was fine. Before dinner, was Dylan like, I'm going to get absolutely shit-faced this dinner? No, he actually didn't. He didn't do that for once. He was... I was behaved. He was behaved.
Starting point is 00:37:23 I kind of blame you for the times that I get too drunk at dinners because you get me all horned up to get as hammered as possible with your words and then you get to the dinner and you have one beer and I'm sitting there pounding drinks trying to keep up with you. Next time we go to dinner, I'm getting annihilated. It's going to be a scene. I'm doing an AFW.
Starting point is 00:37:38 Root beer? Alcohol-free week. You are? I pretty much drink every day on vacation. I'm good. What about happy hour tomorrow uh okay i mean if it's a work thing you got kind of happy i mean if it's a work thing like i get it it's a work thing you don't want to be social and not drink that's true okay okay maybe just an alcohol-free day today um yeah we can make that happen we can do an afp hey do better taco bell you gotta talk about right now what's the order right now i've been i've been so freaking long
Starting point is 00:38:10 you're gonna hate my i'm getting one supreme taco beef i'm getting a quesadilla no fiesta sauce and i'm going to ask if they can do a mexican melt even though it's not on the menu i'm gonna hope that they know what it is and they just make it for me. Their quesadilla is really good. It is good. I'm hitting you with that fire sauce. I like dipping it into sour cream and then tossing that fire sauce up there. Damn, you're a bad boy. Can you still get the party taco
Starting point is 00:38:38 box? I don't know. You just pull up to the party and you're the guy. You got the clutch move of 1 a.m. bringing the party tacos or whatever it's a good move you can make it happen i'm off my double decker shit though it's just too much carb for one talk i don't need double deck i just love that shit man double deck hit it with a little fire sauce oh yeah i used to do that 89 cent bean burrito too why is a bean burrito so good with just like a good little amount of cheese in there and i don't
Starting point is 00:39:05 know dump some fire sauce in there and wrap it back up it's so cheap so good can we talk about frank the tank hank the tank i mean yes i've never wanted my home to get invaded by a wild animal more than i want my home to get invaded by hank the tank the home invading bear from lake tahoe is he is he chill about like he didn't try to the people up right he just like raids their pantries and do we know he takes their picnic baskets i'm not going to take that bait what don't say picnic it's not a three-syllable word hey boo-boo What? Don't say picnic. It's not a three-syllable word.
Starting point is 00:39:44 Hey, boo-boo. I know what you're doing. This is a cool bear. Admit it. It's a cool bear. The bear's sick. I just want to make sure he's not fucking people up when he breaks in. He's just been going into places and taking their shit. He went into 21 different homes and caused extensive property damage in South Lake Tahoe since 2022.
Starting point is 00:40:04 Are they going to shoot it? No, dude. I think they would have already done that. I think they just hit it with a door in its neck, and then they called it a day. How can they be so sure it's the same bear every time? I mean, it's pretty. It's a larger bear. I feel like this bear looks like it's eating good.
Starting point is 00:40:21 Isn't it fat bear season, whatever they call it? I don't know. It cleared its vet exam after they took it in. Oh, that's good. It's healthy. He's's eating good isn't it fat bear season whatever they call it i don't know it cleared its vet exam after they took it in oh that's good it's healthy yeah he's been eating good she's gonna get she she why you gotta call it hank uh good question i've never heard i've never heard of a woman named hank before it sounds like a johnny cash song a boy named sue girl named hank you get it we listened to it on vinyl at Will's the other day. Ooh, did you guys get in your Grateful Dead vinyl set from RFK Stadium over the weekend? What do you guys think of it? I thought it was a good pressing.
Starting point is 00:40:51 I thought it was super clean. Bob was in his bag, dude. I blame you for this, Will. I've been getting served a lot of reels about Grateful Dead stuff. All my friends. Dude, so many people reach out to me and send it to me because they're like, I think this is because of you. Well, makes me happy.
Starting point is 00:41:06 I saw one last night. It was like Bob, Bob, coked out Bob Weir on show gets mad at reporter. And like, cause the reporter asked him about like being a sixties band and he freaked out. He's like, we're not a sixties band. We were only together for a couple of years in the sixties. If anything, we've been together longer in the seventies. I saw this on YouTube shorts. You've seen this. Okay. It was. And at first I was like, oh, he's not coked out. And I was like, oh, he's coked out. Yeah, they famously did drugs. Yeah, it's fine. It's
Starting point is 00:41:33 a thing. Our girl Hank has been transported to Colorado and placed in the wild animal sanctuary, sprawling refuge with facilities spanning more than 33,000 acres. I don't know what that means. I can't do acreage in my head. It's big, real big. Okay, so hypothetically, what do you do? You walk into your place, you look in the kitchen, you hear some rustling in the kitchen, you're like, what's going on in there?
Starting point is 00:41:55 You go in and you see this bear. Bears famously like eating raw fish, but you see it just putting the fish in the microwave and making it. Are you just like, what are you doing? He's probably going for, or she, he's probably going for like Pop-Tarts and fish in the microwave and making it are you just like what are you what are you doing he's probably going for or she's probably going for like pop tarts and shit in the pantry why wouldn't i go for the fit the fresh salmon that you have because most people don't just keep fresh salmon in the fridge for long periods of time that's a it's a day off play everybody knows that dave tell them yeah are there any days that you guys won't buy fish from the grocery
Starting point is 00:42:21 store no but i feel worried about going to matt's on a monday because they're closed tuesday i feel like it's all like stuff that's been sitting for a while yeah that might be facts that might be yeah i think now i think about it damn i have ordered the fish tacos uh twice in the last two weeks well blackened blackened how how'd it go for you willie style uh quite good. That's not Willie style. Is it not? No. Okay. It was recommended to me by someone else,
Starting point is 00:42:49 but I don't really know that person very well at all, so I will absolutely steal that from them. That's fine. She's a black bear, and if it's black, you're supposed to fight back. What if you just square up on this thing? What if you walk in, and that bear is clearly in goblin mode?
Starting point is 00:43:01 What if you look at the bear, and they hand over a sandwich to you, and they're like, what if we broke bread together what if we kissed right here in your vacation i don't know if bears are that generous with their food especially if they just made a sandwich they're not going to hand it over what if she's in there just making a sandwich you got the mayo out what if the sandwich she makes and hands to you is uh perfectly wrapped in saran wrap very aesthetically man why did this bear wrap this sandwich what if
Starting point is 00:43:26 you walk in with a gun to shoot it because like the bears in your house and you have like a spider man moment with the right to bear arms okay that's good man second amendment did y'all see that grizzly take down the moose in the water that video that was getting passed around. I stan mooses, so I can't support that. I believe plural is just moose. Moose-eye. Moosey. Anyway. Fritz got a moose toy over his vacation.
Starting point is 00:43:52 He's into it. It was this moose. It's a moosey. It was this moose that was running through like three feet of water. It's a moosey. Three feet of water. Three or four feet of water, and this grizzly bear was trying to run it down and uh spoiler alert it does damn it does not end well for the moose it's a cool video
Starting point is 00:44:11 dude i've said it before and i'll say it again i just don't watch videos of moose getting got it was one of those like elon serving this video i didn't ask for things that's crazy that bear went bussy on that mussy i don't know what we're doing anymore moose are dope moose are dope man but you know bears gotta eat i think it's a circle of life david how many current traps supremes could this thing take down do that 80 that is uh that's a healthy bear yeah i assume healthy i might have some problems down the line some cholesterol issues maybe yeah might want to look into ozempic helping a lot of people trying to hibernate but just getting jabbed with those pig
Starting point is 00:44:59 it's like dude i'm not full yet what What's my problem? Life expectancy, black bear. My guess is 26. In captivity or in the wild? I'm going to say 14 years. Black bears can live up to 30 years in the wild. But most die before they are in their early 20s it's only the good die young i was pretty much perfect with the american black bear is not currently a species of conservation concerned and even the formula formerly listed black bear of florida and louisiana is now
Starting point is 00:45:37 increasing i didn't know they had different variations new jersey's just stacked with black bears really not locking their doors How is this bear getting in? I don't think locks affect bears like they do humans. Why not? Based on strength alone? I think you're wrong on that. You don't think a bear could bust a door down? They could, but it's not like, oh shit, this door's locked.
Starting point is 00:45:58 I'm going to pound this door in. It's also Lake Tahoe. These dudes are fucking chilling and not locking their doors. I think that's probably much more accurate to say than they're just busting through doors. Bears don't do that i would agree with dylan that i think people aren't locking the doors but there is a video of that like a just security cam of a bear just busting in a door for no reason really and stuff i'll have to try to find it okay you know what the bear says right before it busts into the house what you should have seen that coming don't we're not doing that he clearly set himself up for that joke he did you have a problem with
Starting point is 00:46:34 it because i don't i think the people are just not getting it actually um no they got it before they got it like i don't know like what are you trying to do right now, dog? Yeah, I don't think. Like, what are you trying to do? Yeah, I'm sorry. They caught this bear at a tough time. Why? Because it just, she looks like she's down pretty bad in this photo. Dude, she looks, I mean, look, looking healthy.
Starting point is 00:46:54 She's kind of bad. But just kind of like, why are you photographing me, man? Randy's got the video up. Give us this video, Randy. I want it. Okay, let's make Dylan look like an absolute idiot right now. Vaulted ceilings. Damn.
Starting point is 00:47:05 Let's see. Yeah. Yeah. Dude, he just kicked that bitch in. Yeah. Let's go. Vindication. How big is this thing?
Starting point is 00:47:15 He's about to walk in. Vindication. Oh, my God. Okay, that is a huge bear. That's a problem. That's a grizzly. Yeah. Holy shit.
Starting point is 00:47:24 Turns out bears can knock doors down. Holy shit. Is that a telescope on the right side of the house? I just didn't think that was a map. Dude, this is a swag-ass pad. This is serious. I see a globe low-key on that left side. Will, do I see some vinyl on the left side of the...
Starting point is 00:47:36 That bear's massive. Maybe. Thin books. Dude, I can't believe we're all just going to vibe out at my place this weekend listening to vinyls. You walk in the kitchen and you make yourself a cup of bing bong and you see a grizzly bear just staring at you. I'm going back to... Vince Brown, lie down, right?
Starting point is 00:47:54 Yeah. Just go get on the couch. But if you can flee, you flee. All right, dude. Don't make a... Why would you give them fleas? I thought Dave was was gonna do a uh red hot chili peppers thank you red hot chili peppers joke there the guy who struggles with
Starting point is 00:48:13 the music section of do you know it a game show podcast thanks will that's true i still have to produce an episode too if we did if we did a segment of Do You Know It, a game show podcast, where we only played songs from Dylan's faves, do you think you would come out on top on that? Absolutely not. No, you would. I wouldn't. You got a lot of obscure James Bond shit that we don't.
Starting point is 00:48:39 I don't have James Bond in there. But no, y'all would still probably just wipe the floor with me, unfortunately. It's true. But it's okay, man. I'm good at other stuff. So what's the story? They're not going to kill this bear? No, dude.
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Starting point is 00:49:50 We could sell Schweppes from here. We could. Your boy is pretty good at navigating through Shopify and no one would describe me as technologically advanced. The way that you hunt and peck through Shopify is something I've never seen before. It's really impressive. Do I get through it? You do. Thank you. Yeah. And once you've and peck through Shopify is something I've never seen before. It's really impressive stuff. Do I get through it?
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Starting point is 00:50:45 It is how I, yes, through Shopify. Now, we're Rothy's Kings, dude. Please. I actually holler at Brooklyn every once in a while, too. Well, yeah, same. Makes sense. I trust these companies, though, overall.
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Starting point is 00:51:11 there's pretty much one thing and one thing only that you'll see. Yeah. And it's a fairy fight that happened in Alabama. No, no, no. I know what you're thinking. Wait, like two little, like, what is it? Peter Pan style fairies just started going after it?
Starting point is 00:51:24 No, no, no. I don't think that's what this is. That would be mega cute. I don't think anyone thought that's what this was. Well, you didn't think Tinkerbell was squaring up against like, I don't know, Slinkerbell? So another type of ferry is- Hold on. I need to hear more about Slinkerbell.
Starting point is 00:51:37 Oh, she bad, bad. Okay. She's trying to go after Tinkerbell's man. So ferries can be used to transport people and or vehicles across bodies of water. I rode a ferry the other day. Facts?
Starting point is 00:51:49 Yup, from Mackinac City to Mackinac Island. Did you hop in your whip when you got to Mackinac Island? No, they don't have cars there. Were you in a suit
Starting point is 00:51:56 on the ferry? No, I brought it in a garment bag, David. I just think it would be dope to be on a ferry in a suit. Because people are going
Starting point is 00:52:04 to ask about this. I'm a Shepler's Mackinac Island ferry stand. I will never ride any other ferry line. Do they transport horses on these ferries sometimes? No, Dylan. How do they get the horses over there? I think they just berth them over there. Call it a day.
Starting point is 00:52:16 I'm sure they got other boats that they take over there, too. Surely horses were brought to the island at one point. Submarines. Yeah, they use subs. Maybe they just parachute them in. No, they wait until the lake freezes over and then let them clip-clop across the ice. That's dangerous.
Starting point is 00:52:29 You can do that. I mean, I think climate change is changing the way they operate. They used to take everyone's Christmas trees and line a path back to the mainland from the island with everyone's Christmas trees. How far is it? I don't know.
Starting point is 00:52:42 About a 20-minute ferry ride. That's sick dude yeah and so i saw this guy just trying to do his job while i was uh boarding the ferry and i decided to beat the shit out of him you know i didn't actually do that i didn't actually do that so this fight um if you if you've been on twitter you've seen it it's everywhere the footage of this brawl from multiple angles is some of the best brawl footage you will ever see. There are numerous, like, several-minute-long versions of this, depending on where you look.
Starting point is 00:53:10 They're everywhere, and they're all incredible. The events that led to the initial brawl have been posted. And from what it appears, the owners of the boat were parking it illegally. They parked where the ferry was supposed to be docked and the the the dock worker uh was like hey you can't do that you gotta move it and they're like no and then this went on for like four minutes and then eventually like one of the kids or one of the younger guys in the boat like did some kind of jump like running jump push which just isn't a
Starting point is 00:53:43 good move and then you knew he was about to go down when the uh dock worker not only turned his hat backward full-on sicko mode we've seen it uh threw it off so when a video like this hits the tl and it gets a lot of attention there are some spin-off videos that happen that are really funny there are people who provide commentary and one of them in particular when that guy went to security guard he turned his hat backwards like dave just said and when he knows he's about to get in a fight he takes it off and just bobby schmurda style just throws it up in the air this dude said that that was his smoke signal he was like all right if you can see this hat that means i'm in trouble and sure enough as he was getting jumped by all these dudes
Starting point is 00:54:21 uh a bunch of people just swarmed the scene to defend him. Did he throw the hat up to distract them so they look up at the hat and then you run and punch? It's kind of like when you kind of start twirling your hand like you're going to throw it. I think he's just naturally cool as fuck and that was just instinct to just throw his hat up. So tight. People from – so there's a – the people from the ferry that are trying to dock there are filming as well, right? And one of the security guards from the ferry jumps off and swims over to help this fellow security guard out. They're calling him – so per Twitter, it's – there's a couple names trending.
Starting point is 00:55:00 Scuba Gooding Jr. That's good. And this was not – Shaquille O'Gills. Yeah. Yeah. This is the same guy that got up there on the dock and rock-bottomed a dude. You familiar with the rock-bottom? No.
Starting point is 00:55:15 Oh, it's the signature move from the rock, one of them. And it's – he kind of lifts him up. It's almost like a judo throw, but he gets his arm under his shoulder and then just it's pretty pretty well executed i've never seen it done in a street fight an unfortunate thing about this fight which was pretty entertaining um is some women cost me some shots one particular shots is a nice way to put it you know i women got pushed over women got punched i saw one woman fall into the water, have to pull herself out. I saw one woman get smoked by a chair. That's the one I was about to talk about.
Starting point is 00:55:49 Some dude finds a chair at one point. I don't know where he got it from. Yeah. Hits a dude over the head with it. And then there's a woman who's just already laid out on the ground. She's already down. She's on the ground. And he just takes a chair right over the top of her head.
Starting point is 00:56:02 Yeah. And he was arrested immediately. Which is probably a good thing. He was a menace. Is that assault with a deadly weapon? Yeah. Probably so. Probably so.
Starting point is 00:56:10 And he went for the head, too. I'm just worried about some of the repercussions of this fight. You got to do it over the back. Some of these dudes got blood on their Guy Harveys. Yeah. That one guy blew his Crocs out. Yeah, the guy's got some new Crocs. Did you see the Crocs?
Starting point is 00:56:24 Dude, I saw one dude. He pulled up his Crocs out. Yeah, the guy's got some new Crocs. Did you see the Crocs? Dude, I saw one dude. He pulled up the Crocs. Dude, one dude got some blood on his Shep shorts from Vineyard Vines. Oh, my God. Shep and Ian do not approve. No. What sucks about, I mean, a lot of things suck about this, but it's like it's black dudes versus white dudes. So there's like a lot of racial discussion going on.
Starting point is 00:56:42 And that part sucks. Certainly a racial element. Certainly a racial element. Yeah. It's just the, uh, the, the guys with the boat illegally parked. It's like, looks like a bunch of all white dudes. Like good old boy types. They absolutely deserve to get their ass kicked. Like in this scenario, like parking your boat somewhere is not just something you can just go like do in a lot of situations, especially when there's larger crafts trying to go park there. And the guy's just go like do in a lot of situations, especially when there's larger crafts trying to go park there.
Starting point is 00:57:06 And the guy's just trying to do his job. Like, you're just inconveniencing, like a ferry, you're inconveniencing so many people. This picture that Randy just pulled up, some dude busted through, okay, busting through one croc is really impressive, I think, but to do both of them, what happened? Steve Irwin would never. Dude, I'm trying to bust, I'm trying But to do both of them? What happened? Steve Irwin would never.
Starting point is 00:57:26 Dude, I'm trying to bust. I'm trying to crock. Okay. Fucking Ray Kroc over here. What a picture. Yeah, the dude's... Is he in handcuffs? Dave.
Starting point is 00:57:36 What? I was having a conversation the other day. Oh, okay. I was at the pool. I was at the pool enjoying myself, chilling on vacation. And someone said, have you guys watched The Founder? And they were talking about the Amanda Seyfried show on Hulu.
Starting point is 00:57:52 My buddy defaulted immediately, and he goes, oh, the one about the McDonald's founder, Ray Kroc? Let's go. And I was like, dude, that's my guy right here. You need a Dave there. I like that I just roll with dudes who love Ray Kroc. I got a little something I could send him, a little supplemental material for that movie. Yeah. Actually, no, I'm going to send it to him.
Starting point is 00:58:08 He's got four minutes. I'm going to send it to him. The 2,600 person to read that column. I don't own Kroc's NF Confession, potentially. Does your son? Not yet. Dude, you got to do that. Parks was up here last week.
Starting point is 00:58:22 Parks just got some. Wild Boy Kroc's on. Very colorful. They won't let him wear Kroc got to do that. Parks was up here last week. Parks just got some. Wild boy Crocs on. Very colorful. They won't let him wear Crocs to daycare. Rhodes. Yeah, they told us that too, but we tossed Fritz and someone. I'm going to time it. They didn't say anything.
Starting point is 00:58:32 I'm just going to do it. I don't. They're trying to tone down his swag or something. I don't care for that. I was under the impression that the front part of Crocs were very, very thick and reinforced. No. Apparently not, because these Crocs are halfway up this guy's calves i need to know if noted pgp remote rider delf has ever busted through a pair of crocs but you know what i mean that to do them simultaneously like this
Starting point is 00:58:55 both of them like that's i want to i need a video of that i think he was running i think if you ran hard enough and they were wet enough you would just naturally bust through you can just run right out of your crocs do you remember let's do a challenge let's do the busted crocs challenge bust in the crocs challenge you remember when zion busted through that shoe at duke got hurt yeah his shoe just exploded wasn't that like two seconds into the north carolina game or am i thinking something else no it was i felt like it was very early in a big game, probably North Carolina. That was weird. No love lost between those two teams. I tend to throw out the record books when they play each other. What are you thinking about?
Starting point is 00:59:33 I don't know. We're talking sports. Since this happened in Alabama, what are you thinking? The old boys on Tuscaloosa way are going to do this year. You feeling pretty good? Here's the thing. Well, there's a lot of doubters this season. As there are every season.
Starting point is 00:59:49 What are they going to do at quarterback? They've got a big week two game, Will. Every game's a big game. They're not even thinking about week two at this point. It all lies on week one. Okay. Okay, you're probably right about that. One week at a time, Dylan.
Starting point is 01:00:04 Yeah. Okay. I don't know, man. It's tough seeing a coach like Nick Saban on the hot seat this much, you know? He's just always about to lose his job. He's never done it. I got word that he was looking at homes up near Great Hills Country Club recently. So Sark better.
Starting point is 01:00:21 Watch his ass. Hey, pull that picture back up. There's one other thing. Isn't it Sarkweek? It is Sarkweek. Hey, tough timing on this photo for the officer who's
Starting point is 01:00:33 apprehending this man in that his hand is just rested perfectly atop the man's buttocks. It really is. I understand. I'm not saying he's trying to cop a feel or something, but it is just like, all right, you couldn't have waited a little bit. Maybe he just saw the dude was cheeked up.
Starting point is 01:00:52 He was busting out of his shorts, and he was like, I got to see what this booty meat's all about. I don't think that was... This dude's putting off Hank Hill ass vibes. I want to touch that Iberico ham leg. I don't know, Dave. That thing looks pretty meaty. I'm going to need to see more pics. He's got more pictures of this guy's ass.
Starting point is 01:01:03 Yeah, find his grom. Yeah, let's see this mug. Does this guy have a mug shot out yet that we can check out what that face do what a fight that was dude you never want to get into a fight while you're wearing a bathing suit i feel like that you're almost uh guaranteed someone in your crew is going to get smoked by a haymaker they don't see like i'm thinking of like college like t-state ex2 pool parties when like teak and sae are running the pool the next thing you know just a brawl and someone just gets laid out didn't even see it coming like it's probably me getting laid out because i'm not even involved
Starting point is 01:01:33 in the fight but i feel like when there's swimsuits shit gets turned up a notch you know what i mean yeah you ever been in that position i've never been in a swimsuit fight no okay i hope to never get in a swimsuit fight dude every single every single time i've gotten a fight and i'm wearing a swimsuit it just ends with all the homies kissing each other every single time you catch me just dunking people in the pool if i get in a fight that's my move i pull up with will on my shoulders yeah that's a good way to throw down anyone dunks me in a pool it's on site yeah it's so site. Yeah. It's so disrespectful.
Starting point is 01:02:06 If I ever see someone do that to Fritz, I'm going to give them a strong word. You're going to get in a bathing suit fight with them. I'm going to say no. No. No dunking. Dunking isn't cool. Man, I saw this kid was really mean to Parks at a pizza party one time. It was like a little birthday party.
Starting point is 01:02:22 And it was just – I was next to these two little kids and parents weren't around and i just wanted to just leave my song hey i played it cool but uh did not like this i haven't had to confront that yet he kicked parks out of his chair and said that's my seat and it was just so rude the way he said it what did parks do? Got a little teary-eyed. What's this kid's first, middle, and last name? What elementary school is he going to now? Let's dox him.
Starting point is 01:02:51 But as soon as he turns 18, I'm going to- Let's run up. Who's his daddy and what does he do? Oh, that's a good idea. I'm going to start keeping a list right now. How old are you? What's your birthday? I'm going to write it down.
Starting point is 01:02:59 I'm writing that down, motherfucker. I'll see you in 14 years, buddy. When I was 14, a buddy's older brother told me he wished i was 18 so he could whip my ass that's good and he said when you're 18 i'm gonna find you he never found me dude dude i kind of love the idea of that like fritz is over with his like 14 year old boys one of them was being a shithead to me like eating my food in the kitchen just talking talking that booty chatter i would love to say that like i'll see you in four years, motherfucker. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:03:28 You pull up to the birthday. Hey, man, happy birthday. What's up, man? You thought I'd forget, bitch. It's a big day. Who are you? Big day. Yep.
Starting point is 01:03:37 Didn't bring just one present. I brought two, motherfucker. Oh, man. This next bullet point we have is fun. If we're done talking about the fairy fight. I'm good on it. I've already watched about 30 minutes of video on it this morning. You can legitimately spend your entire morning watching different angles.
Starting point is 01:03:57 There's like eight different people who got great footage of it. Dude, great footage. It's like some brutal film shit. Like everyone's just breaking it down. Yeah. Like they could import all of this footage into like a computer and they could have like a fully 3d version of it that they could just like make into a video game yeah but you'd only want to see it at the uh 70 millimeter imax down in san antonio this would be in the tfm video game like oh dude have you gotten the fairy fight level yet it's really fucking hard
Starting point is 01:04:19 you just get stomped out your crocs oh my god oh fuck those kids don't park your boat where you shouldn't if someone tells you to move your boat move your boat yeah and don't jump somebody yeah that's probably the bigger takeaway just and don't fight in crocs kick the crocs off the crocs are only going to inhibit you yeah you're going to end up busting through yeah that that heel strap isn't gonna do enough work for you oh my god is it chewy to put the heel strap on or is that is that what people don't know fritz keeps it on dude you're talking to the wrong guys that's sport mode okay when they first came out it was you just you what you couldn't do that you just you get laughed off the face of the planet what if you want to go sicko probably slide slides mode nice fritz uh hurt his leg on a slide in michigan he was wearing his vans and this and it was the the
Starting point is 01:05:13 bottom of the vans was were so tacky that it caught on the slide dude gone for the cop slide dude the cop slide was all time oh my god God. All time. Fritz essentially did that, but the opposite. He got stuck on the slide. Well, you were gone at like the best slash worst time. Worst because you weren't here to talk about it with us, but best because we kept getting great content like in our laps. Yeah. Slide cop was a big player.
Starting point is 01:05:41 I feel like there's some days when I walk into the studio and I'm like, eh, I'm okay with this rundown, but I wish there was some more juice on it. And I feel like there's some days when I walk into the studio and I'm like, eh, I'm okay with this rundown, but I wish there was some more juice on it. And I feel like every time I leave town, the first episode that I miss has always got
Starting point is 01:05:50 some really good stuff and it just kills me. Dylan's digital girlfriend. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. What's her name? Dude, you've seen her. She's bad.
Starting point is 01:05:57 What's her hat? Milla Sofia. That's such a hot name. On Twitter, she's AI Model Sofia, I think her name is. How much money have you sent her
Starting point is 01:06:05 uh i've sent her like just just four payments so far okay but they're small i'll show you something small okay hey dave um we have a segment queued up right now and i before we reveal what that segment is. May I ask you what inspired said segment? Well, Friday night in the aforementioned Matt's El Rancho trip, as Dylan said, the entire table ordered nachos. That was not my intention. I certainly don't go nacho at Matt's El Rancho. I love their enchiladas.
Starting point is 01:06:45 As you mentioned, the blackened fish tacos are phenomenal. But Dylan ordered first. Dylan ordered the nachos. And I don't know if I ordered next or if Kayla ordered next, but she did it. And it triggered off a chain. And I was just like, you know what? Fuck it. Let's go three for three.
Starting point is 01:07:10 three for three got me thinking got me thinking what menu items food items beverages alcoholic beverages trigger off these chain reactions at the table and the one that jumps to mind the most for me that you can't turn down when somebody orders it is the espresso martini for me it's it begins with martinis every single time that is a good as it could be a dirty dirty tito's martini if you wanted it to be i think martini might be the number one drink that i don't ever intend on ordering but i see one of y'all to order and i'm just like that does sound kind of good it's a social play that's why it's not something i would ever just want to drink in like a one-on-one setting it It's like, if the squad's doing it, I'm doing it too. I am so guilty of doing this.
Starting point is 01:07:49 I do it all the time just because I don't like being the odd man out. If everyone starts doing it, I will go back to the waiter and be like, all right, we got to change. Just do it all up. Remember that time at our Christmas dinner party? I was just going to bring this up. When everyone at the table, and everyone, I mean like 13 people decided to order espresso martinis. And I stepped away to the restroom for two minutes, came back
Starting point is 01:08:11 and no one thought of me. Yeah. Well, there's a lot of sugar in espresso martinis. No one thought of me. No one thought to include the guy who be part of the company. That plan, the dinner, you probably, you probably put your card down for the dinner. Honestly, like that was like the highlight of my dinner, just us all ordering, because everybody was on the same wavelength, and it just felt like for that minute. It felt like that minute. You know what I mean?
Starting point is 01:08:32 We were all connected. It was a cool moment. Left there closer to everyone. Those moments are so fleeting that it's kind of... When you have it, you want to hold on to it and make it last forever. Yeah. I have never seen everyone just vibing
Starting point is 01:08:43 just on the same page like it was that night when we were all ordering those martinis. It's giving core memories. Yeah. And like, I have never seen everyone just vibing like just on the same page like it was that night when we were all ordering those martinis. It's giving core memories. Glad you all enjoyed dinner. I'll make sure and plan another great one for us this time.
Starting point is 01:08:55 That'd be awesome. I would love great dinners. Yeah. Yeah. Cool. Very cool. Do they have pescatarian friendly dumplings
Starting point is 01:09:01 at that place? Yeah. Perfect. Ooh, that does sound alive. Perfect, perfect, perfect, perfect. Like, I feel like this can't happen with entrees except at, you can't do it at a fine dining restaurant with entrees
Starting point is 01:09:15 because I feel like everyone wants to mix it up. I feel like y'all were almost on the piccata train last time we went to Sammy's. I know afterward you wished you were. I beefed my order big time. What'd you get? You got steak? Because he beefed it.
Starting point is 01:09:35 It wasn't that funny. He's got the beef. They love it though, man. They do like that one. That's why they tune in. Of all the jokes we've made, that's the one they laugh at. It's weird.
Starting point is 01:09:42 It's crazy, man. They like puns. It's a punny crowd. Actually, big puns in the crowd tonight. Major shouts. He's been dead for many years. Big punisher? They brought his ashes.
Starting point is 01:09:52 Oh, damn. Okay. It's weird that someone's just bringing those around to random comedy shows. If you found out that people were bringing their ashes to comedy shows, wouldn't you be like, damn, they really wanted me there?
Starting point is 01:10:06 Depends. Only if it's like a Cat Williams show. Bring my ashes, throw them out on stage. Ashes, ashes, they all fall down. You get it. That's another thing. You get it. It's martinis for me. Yeah, particularly espresso. That's a good call. I feel like this happens too with beers
Starting point is 01:10:22 or like seltzers of some sort. One guy orders a High Life, suddenly it's like, ooh, that sounds kinda, I'll do, let's do another High Life. All right, let's get a bucket of High Lives. Anything that's outside the norm of ordering, you know? Like you have your core items on a menu, stuff that, staples, stuff that everyone knows about.
Starting point is 01:10:40 Soon as you deviate from that, you get people's attention. It's like, what does this guy know that I don't?'t oh he's doing poncho style half order nachos he must know what he's he's been here before sure enough it is best meal of dave's life which is known as nachos at every other place by the way it's true we used to have a place we'd go to every sunday night during the summertime they'd have a band up there you'd dance have, have a good time. And the first night of the summer, we all decided to do salty dogs. Remind me what a salty dog... I mean, I know, but some people might not. Vodka, grapefruit juice with a salted rim. And for the rest of the summer, all we drank was salty dogs up there. It was salty dog after salty dog. And I was like, I don't even like these that much, But like now I've drank, you know, a thousand of them this summer.
Starting point is 01:11:26 I don't like them when they burn a hole through my esophagus. Facts. But they are very good. So it's very hard to turn that down. It's like, yeah, this is going to ruin the next two hours of my life. But it's quite, it's an aesthetically pleasing drink. And just the ordering a salty dog. You just kind of feel, you feel like you're doing something crazy.
Starting point is 01:11:44 You're not. A lot of people drink them. Shout to flogging molly who's molly molly people really starting to question molly's motives towards the end of the season what's up with that i can't believe where they finish in the finale what's up with that oh i haven't watched the finale yet. Which I won't reveal. I haven't watched it yet. Okay. I already know a lot of information regarding the finale, as it was very difficult to avoid spoilers.
Starting point is 01:12:14 Watched it last night, facts. Keep an eye out. We didn't do the Love Island episode this past Friday, so we wanted full squad attendance, so we will be doing it this week and recapping the entire end of the season. Yeah. Good shit. I got attached to this crew.
Starting point is 01:12:29 Yeah. I'm never going to forget Mitch, man. Before we move on to our – let's move on to our next segment and make it quick. But I had to bring this up. I don't know what it is about me, but lately in life, I have gotten very annoyed with golf nerd Twitter. These are the dudes out there calling it a track every time. It's not a course. No, it's a track, man.
Starting point is 01:12:51 It's a good track. That is so snooty. Dude, that's a sick track. Like, we've all done it. I'm not going to – if you do it one time, like, I'm not going to talk shit about you, but like they love doing it. It's annoying. And I don't know anything about this person I'm about to shit on. I apologize that I'm about to do this to him but i just i fucking hate this tweet can i can we maybe we just start a new segment called i hate this tweet this is the director of social media
Starting point is 01:13:13 and content at golf digest noted golf publication it's a serious question why is it golfers generally would prefer to make an ace than an albatross. Is it in the public slash non-golf understanding of an ace compared to an albatross, or is it something else? An albatross is pretty ridiculous when you think about it. Longer, no T, rarer. Statistically speaking, what he's saying is correct. It is statistically harder to get an albatross than it is a hole-in-one. The reason that I think it's more fun to get a hole-in-one is because all your boys are huddled around you while you hit a shot and you all get to watch it going together like you're not watching every single shot that someone hits especially on like a fucking dylan yeah probably watching from the woods no argument for me yeah yeah an albatross
Starting point is 01:14:02 is more difficult in almost every situation i would say, to pull off than a hole-in-one. But a hole-in-one is just much cooler. It's got better branding and marketing attached to it. So I know that this guy works for a golf publication, and so he's obviously very well-versed in golf. But the phrase, is it the public-slash-non-golf understanding of an ace compared to an albatross, or is it something else? That's just like, does the general public just not realize? I think he brings up a decent point. I'm not going to shout out as much as you are.
Starting point is 01:14:34 He brings up a decent point because it has better branding. It does. People hear about it more. I got to say, it's kind of crazy because an albatross, objectively a dope animal, dope bird. Albatross is a cool thing. That's fact. The naming should be better, but a hole-in-one, you can't beat that branding. Everybody knows what that is.
Starting point is 01:14:55 Albatross is- Ooh, it's an ace, baby. It's a one-stroke difference. It's one stroke better than an eagle. Have you ever said, or have you ever seen someone say they golfed a hole-in-one? I won't do that. I saw that that i won't stay you know you can pull both off at the same time getting a hole-in-one on a par four yeah obviously that's the ideal scenario but like if 10 times out of 10 if you ask me will do you want an albatross or a hole-in-one i want a hole-in-one i want to get the ball and i want to frame it yeah and i want to get my golf nerd on a little bit and that's
Starting point is 01:15:23 what i'm going to do but if i get an al, like, am I going to tell people about it? Yes. Am I going to frame that ball? Probably not. Shout out to our friend from the trash pan is Lucas, who got one over the weekend. He did. Hole in one. Man, damn it.
Starting point is 01:15:35 I almost used my trashy peas Yeti today, and I didn't. I went for the circling back one instead because I'm a company man. Hmm. Yeah, I've pretty much accepted the fact that i'm never going to get a hole-in-one and that's okay with me that's okay can i say something that's going to be a slight at you yeah that's fine a lot of people i know that have holes-in-ones are worse golfers than people who don't have any yeah true my brother-in-law drew who we've talked about at length on this podcast he has an albatross he does not. My brother-in-law, Drew, who we've talked about at length on this podcast,
Starting point is 01:16:05 he has an albatross. He does not have a hole-in-one, and I think it kills him inside that he doesn't have a hole-in-one. He's a plus handicap golfer. He also didn't get to see the ball go in for his albatross, like it was an elevated green. That's exciting, though.
Starting point is 01:16:17 No, yeah, he said it was awesome, but I think it kind of bums him out that he wants a hole-in-one and has an albatross instead. Drew's the kind of guy who, when that happens, he knows he hit a good shot, didn't see where it ended up. When he walks up to the green, he immediately walks to the hole. He doesn't go look around. He doesn't stop around like us.
Starting point is 01:16:34 No. The first place he looks is the hole. Yeah. This poll yielded 62.6% of people saying they'd rather have a hole-in-one, which I agree with. He also goes on to clarify, and this is also just, he's just mansplaining it now. And I know him a lot about mansplaining. I do it every other week on Retail Therapy. He says, when viewing the results, just bear in mind that one is minus three on a hole and one is minus two on a hole.
Starting point is 01:16:59 Thanks for explaining. Like, dude, that is just such a pat on the head to the people that are voting in this poll. That's for all the Randys. Like, it's the head to the people that are voting in this poll. It's not going the direction that he wants to on this poll, so he's like, wait, I need to clarify. You guys do realize this, right? No, a hole-in-one is just fucking cool, or Jamie? He's trying to move the needle. That's a tough place to be when you put up
Starting point is 01:17:17 a poll thinking you're going to corroborate your take or whatever, and it starts going the other way. And you're like, are you trying to save it? Like, oh, actually, what about this? Here's some more evidence. He says, if I was asking, would you rather make a par or birdie,
Starting point is 01:17:31 the results would be different, obviously. Like, obviously they'd be different, but, like, my score's going to suck either way, so it's way more fun to say I had a one on a hole than a two. What's that handicap at right now? Me? Yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:44 My handicap, unfortunately, went up over the trip. I have gone from a 12.2 where I began the trip to a 12.7. I thought I played, I thought I struck the ball well on this trip. I'm feeling good about my golf game. Okay. That's a good place to be. You hit some good shots. Good for you, man.
Starting point is 01:17:59 I honestly had really high hopes of being in the summer that I'd have a sub 10 handicap by the end of summer. I just simply don't think I'm going to get there. I did get 100 off of my handicap history, though, which feels good. That's a nice, yeah. I have no hundreds in my handicap history. What are you at these days, Dylan? Yeah, what's your handicap at?
Starting point is 01:18:15 Coming in at like an 8.5. Oh, wow. No, that's not true. If I were to calculate mine in the Gen App, which I will never download or pay for. I don't know, 17? I think you're lower than that i don't know maybe i think you i think you actually deserve more credit if you played regularly you'd be pretty good because you have stretches where i'm like oh shit dylan's feeling it well you're from austin you're always 17 in your hometown i felt i felt pretty dialed from 120 in lately honestly your short game has been good.
Starting point is 01:18:45 My long game is absolutely atrocious, and I'm losing hope that I will ever get it back. Sometimes, because I've been watching so much Love Island lately, I think to myself after conversations, if the person we were just talking about heard this conversation in a movie night style thing, how would they feel about it? Someone asked her, how's Dave playing golf? And I was like, oh dude he's he's electric around
Starting point is 01:19:05 the greens he can get up and down from anywhere and after that i was like i just did dave really well there and call me the scrambler all right let's pretend someone says hey how's dylan's golf game and i'm not around to hear you answer it's the first thing i would say if someone asked me how dylan's golf game was i'd be like dude if you saw him swing you'd be like wow this guy can pound the ball but then he just refuses to uh even sign up for a handicap yeah okay okay i can't find the fairway off the team for you i just say like he just if he played more he'd be really good he just doesn't play you know what i'll take that that's nice thank you oh man um another a new nickname just dropped for this guy who swam across the water and rock bottomed that guy. They're calling him Sea Murder, S-E-A.
Starting point is 01:19:48 That's pretty good. Have you guys seen how Finding Nemo ends in Sweden? No. It's an alternate ending? Do you guys know what the word for end is in Swedish? Let's see if Randy can locate this.
Starting point is 01:20:06 I was not expecting to get as much amusement out of it. Dave, I saw Blackwood Man too. Okay. Which is so funny. That was a little less subtle. Yeah. If I jump, if either of you are getting in a fight and I have to jump off the boat
Starting point is 01:20:22 in order to swim and protect your honor, you're probably going to get beat up by the time i get there okay so yeah here now we're doing a live watch of the swedish ending of finding dory okay like i don't really know what to what to expect here it's kind of a vibey ending do we have volume we don't need it oh okay uh-oh it's a climate it says okay it says slut okay that means the end did not know that you know we talked about the sluttiest thing is uh men can wear uh on a recent podcast yeah what was tossed around there i need i need to dip into this episode with barrett assless chaps yeah that's pretty slutty. What did Barrett say the sluttiest thing a guy can wear right now is?
Starting point is 01:21:09 I think that was exactly five minutes. I don't think that was Barrett. Yeah. Good prompt from the listener. Shout out to you. What else did we say? I don't know. Shorts.
Starting point is 01:21:18 Chains. Crochet. Thigh tats. Unbuttoned button downs. Upside down pineapple tattoo. It's the lacy shirts these days. Yeah. Everyone's doing lacy shirts.
Starting point is 01:21:28 Randy's a little slut. He wears those. Retail therapy is ruining Randy. It's bad. Oh, no. A little fashionista on our hands. Dude, he'd be shopping, though. Oh, man.
Starting point is 01:21:40 Mm-hmm. Leo Trimbacchio. Mm-hmm. Leo Trimbacchio. Fun show. 81 minutes. God damn. Yeah. Leo Trimbacchio. Mm-hmm. Leo Trimbacchio. Fun show. 81 minutes. Goddamn. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:21:48 We got into one of that. We different. Big week. Tomorrow, we've got circling. No, what is it called? Touching based. Yes. Not circling conspiracies.
Starting point is 01:21:58 I'm glad you brought that up because if you are a patron and you're having issues, Patreon had an issue with payment. A lot of people's payments got rejected that otherwise should not have been. I read some stuff online. People saying because they changed their headquarters to Dublin, Ireland. Dublin? A lot of banks were seeing it as fraud, and they were just canceling it. So I don't know.
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