Circling Back - First Day of School, Auburn's Natties, & Randy Got Wienered | Circling Back 8-19-25

Episode Date: August 19, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, Mattel Ranchos, All right, we're back. It's a circling back podcast. I'm Dave. I'm getting settled in here. Back feeling pretty good. joining me to produce the show today producer randy hi dave i have something something to do
Starting point is 00:00:36 something that's never once before been seen on circling back and seen very little by the rest of humanity are you ready for this dave hog reveal i'm gonna drink a coffee a sport coffee Wow. Dude, that's, that was one of the worst can open ever. Yum, yum, yum. Isn't that the, didn't you have one a couple months ago that was equally as bad? I don't know. That was a pretty bad one. What happened there?
Starting point is 00:01:06 It's got like, there's no, it's like you're too cautious opening. Yeah. Just be a man and open that day. You ever had an ice cold beer? You know what? My best can open was the Red Bull one and I was on one that day. So maybe this is good for everyone else that it's not as good. Okay. Okay. Confusing statement, but noted.
Starting point is 00:01:25 Something like that. All right. He's drinking a sport coffee. Not a sponsor, but was nice enough to send us a box of stuff, so we will give them the promo. Yeah. This is the mint mocha. He wins there a cereal showing up in the mail?
Starting point is 00:01:39 I don't think, what was it, man cereal? Man cereal. They are sending us some stuff. I don't think it's been produced yet. Oh, that's right. That's right. Yeah. Coming soon. Yeah, this place, we're going to have sport coffee and man cereal.
Starting point is 00:01:52 That's going to be our breakfast. This is the most alpha office of all time. Sport coffee and man cereal. 10 grams of protein, 150 milligrams of caffeine, 10 grams of creatine? No, 2.5 grams of creatine in cereal. Oh, that's right, yeah. You can OD on that if you're not careful. Could pour the sport coffee into a bowl of man cereal.
Starting point is 00:02:18 Don't do that. So you've got Sport Man. That's doing a lot. Which would be a terrible superhero. Man. Fort coffee cereal. Dude, the left hates this. Yeah, the left is.
Starting point is 00:02:28 The left cannot stand how alpha the show is right now. Yeah, imagine Sween's doing a commercial for that. So I had a dude, oh, that would be smart. You think they got the budget to get swings? I could, no, I should. We were talking last night. I did a, we do like this, like, remember during COVID, like you and the boys would do like a group
Starting point is 00:02:50 FaceTime or like a group Zoom call just to kind of check in. Just to, yeah, recap the trip, relive the moments. Me, Sweenes, and Emrah, we're doing that last night. Really? Well, we found, yeah, because, like. It's being silly with each other? Yeah, we were just, we were talking about, we had this one bartender at this one restaurant, and like, I can't go into it, but like, he was clearly starstruck at these two A-list beauties, right, and myself. And Dave.
Starting point is 00:03:13 And they thought, he thought I was with, he thought I was dating Amrata. And I was like, no, she's actually has a child and she's married, to my knowledge, or maybe, like, I don't know. I don't think she's married anymore. I should know that as I'm really good friends with her. Yeah. Yeah, but anyway, we were just laughing about that. That's so funny, dude. Yeah, it was.
Starting point is 00:03:30 Yeah. It's fun to laugh. Don't you, every. Man, I'm happy to be here. I don't know if you guys have seen the video that's floating around of the food influencers sitting at a table eating. And I'm about to do a review for food. And a car literally comes through the wall. Looks staged.
Starting point is 00:03:49 Saw it. Does it? and of course people are sending it to me because once i was i was doing a food review at lubies when a car came through the wall and almost took out my son and me were you doing a food review no i know weren't you just getting lunch we were we were literally in the uh the cafeteria line with our tray and getting our food in the car came through right next to us damn yeah you think that's staged i watched it once randy can you find that's an expensive stage i guess that's a good way to get your name out there if you are these influencers but it does seem a little too
Starting point is 00:04:25 perfect doesn't it dude i i got served uh there's a pizza place opening up in south austin i really like um we dissona yeah we drove by the other day okay cool so yeah you know about it they they posted like this austin food influencer and she's eating like a slice of zaw in her car and it's like one of the it's a flaccid piece you know and she's doing like the and you can see the like a rugula. Yeah. It just grossed me out. And that's what they all do.
Starting point is 00:04:54 Oh, here we go. This comes to you from TMZ. My thought was staged. Great quality on it. Cheers, my boy. They're eating food. They just cheers the burgers. Right as they take their first bite.
Starting point is 00:05:10 Oh, gee, it hit their table. It hits them, yeah. Okay, I thought it was going to hit behind them. I don't know if that's staged I don't think you can that's that's pretty dangerous staging that the people in the background look genuinely shocked can't really see the car my god yeah I don't know man because that's an expense like I said that's an expensive staging you got to repair that whole wall there the car's jacked up do we know I don't know I don't know Yeah, you're right. You might be right.
Starting point is 00:05:49 Yeah, that is, that's a lot of, that would have to be like a fake window and like, yeah, I think that's real. Food influencers need to be checked every now and right. There aren't too many of them. Like, what are the chances, you know? I'm glad, I'm glad nobody got seriously injured. I would be worried about getting cut up by the glass. You're saying I should be excited about that pizza place that's opening up down where I'm going to be moving to? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:06:12 Okay. You've never, have you not had to sign out? I probably have. There's one downtown. okay that's really good um today was a big day on patreon oh yeah we almost like wanted to surprise people because it's one of the most requested pieces of audio from circling back some might say it's lore some might say it's canon of course randy you know what i'm talking about it's um the return of um generational fucking wealth frankie frankie oil tanky the infamous voicemail that somebody sent
Starting point is 00:06:46 me or my buddy like six years ago that we played on the pot thought it was like absurd and then like we can't find it and then randy dug up the audio and uh we have it and we're going to play it on patreon this afternoon we record it it's the um generational fucking wealth circling back on touching bass and that's what we're recording today yeah it's going to be a pretty good episode a lot of lot of good stuff on there so i'm also talking about the time trade kennedy um wing cuck to dylan like Personally, it was Dylan, stole his wings, just absolutely walked up and embodied them at a top golf. I was, I was so shocked at the audacity that I had no response. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:26 It's like, geez, those are his wings now. They were his, well, yeah, he ate them. It was actually really impressive. And there's a little, a little bonus scenario that Dylan was just starting to find himself in. That's a little tease for not only me, but for the host of things. Bonus scenario, I was just starting to find myself. The big time to drop in on our Patreon, if you're getting bonus. scenarios. Yes, it's very fun. Don't know what that is. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:07:49 Be good. Of course, it's steam week. What's steam week? Well, on Patreon, we do listener voicemails that drop on Friday. Every call will be a steam. What's a steam? That's just kind of somebody calling and how do you say, griping, they got something that bothers them. They need to get off their chest. It's a steam room. An airing of grievance. Yeah, yeah, yeah. 888-6-18-48-48-4-22. That's the number if you want to call in. I'll sift through them and then Friday. We'll let those rip. Newsletter drops every Friday, wash.substack.com. So check it out.
Starting point is 00:08:24 If you're listening to this and you haven't checked out the YouTube, like we're live right now, people may not know that. We haven't really promoted it enough or ever mention it. But we, it's a visual show, YouTube.com. And I'm going to say, circling back. Subscribe, please. Looking at the rundown today, this might be the most visual show of visual shows. There is, there is a lot to discuss on the screens today.
Starting point is 00:08:42 Well, there's something I added late. And I've been doing a lot of movie reviews, and this isn't a movie review, but this is like a movie I'm really interested in. Dylan, did you ever see Freaky Friday back in the day? I never saw it. I know what it is, but I never saw the movie. Well, I think you might really be into the sequel. Freakier Friday. It's like Freaky Friday, but it's freaky.
Starting point is 00:09:04 It gets a little freakier. And, Jamie Curtis absolutely dumps them out to promote them this new video. Just dumps them absolutely out. Okay, that wasn't really where I was going with it. I know, but I just wanted to interject. Yeah. It's working. I just wanted to, there was a promo they posted that I thought was really interesting that I've been watching and it just makes me really interested in the movie.
Starting point is 00:09:25 It's Jamie Lee Curtis there. One of my favorites. Hi, everybody. It's Jamie Lee Curtis. Come see Freakier Friday. Hi, everybody. Look, if you're familiar with her catalog, because she's been acting for a minute, right? She was in footloose.
Starting point is 00:09:42 She was in that one flick with Arnold Schwarzenegger where she does a little strip cheese thing. True lies. So if you are familiar with her younger performances, you know that she absolutely has it like that. This shouldn't be a surprise to you. Just wanted to say that part. People seem shocked.
Starting point is 00:09:58 Can I ask you a question? You can. Was Jamie Lee Curtis in Footloose? Was she not? I don't remember that. She's in like Halloween, right? I can see her dancing. No, she's in the Travolta movie.
Starting point is 00:10:11 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah. What's one is that? Where she's wearing like the aerobic thing. What movie is that? Oh, Randy, figure it out. I'll find it. Hold on. Jamie Lee. She's not a sort. It's Holly Berry. She talks about it. Hallibary. Hallibary. Uh, yeah. She, Halloween is her, is her goaded role. It's called, it's called perfect. 1985. She does a dance routine in the same room as John Travolta. They're kind of like a little dance off thing and they're just a lot of hip thrusting. Oh, we thought in a hip. be fair she looks fantastic in it the wickedly heavy jimmy crazy yeah um of course you might know her from the bear she doesn't really uh do this in the bear no no a lot more reserved that character
Starting point is 00:11:00 is something in the bear just want to point out that the the um official disney promo this is it so disney was like you know what how do we get the midsize podcast to discuss Freakier Friday. I've got a great idea. Let's just have those things hanging. Yeah. You know what I mean? You know what I mean, Randy? Those things do be dangen. Well, good. Why am interested in this movie? I like Lindsay Lohan. Wait, did you see the first one? No. Fuck no. I'm 41 year old man. Right. Never saw it. I saw it. You did? Then again, it was right around my age demographic to go see it because I think that was pre mean girls. So I was like a teenager at that point or like a young young kid um another thing that came across my timeline today um another golf scramble um extremely low score and there's really nothing out of the ordinary about this it's they announced the winner with a 43 and like a guy goes up there
Starting point is 00:12:00 to accept it everybody's jeering him and booing him and he's just kind of flipping everybody off he's laughing yeah 43 and i'm like at what point okay so this is like obviously a very online thing to like know that everybody's in on like or understands that there's cheating that goes on these and like no one believes your score anymore. At what point does it like become like the norm to have like some kind of playoff like where the last two groups like the top two teams go to prove that like they are actually legit. You know what I mean? Yeah. Because how are people held accountable for these extremely low scores? Do you hire like a monitor to like go out and be like Okay, it depends, like, if there's, like, a real valuable, a lot of these have, like, pretty good prizes for the winner.
Starting point is 00:12:47 Yeah. Like, it's a new golf bag or a new driver. A $500 driver. Yeah, or, like, a new Yeti cooler that's worth, I don't know, $3,000. If someone's scheming the way to these prizes by lying, someone's got to put a stop to it. That's like putting weights in your fish at a fishing tank. That's what somebody yelled in this video. Did you see the video?
Starting point is 00:13:05 No, I haven't. Somebody yelled, like, there's weights in the fish. that's so good yeah so i'm just curious because i haven't played in a in a scramble like a charity scramble in a couple years maybe um and i'm wondering like it is kind of a bad feeling knowing like when you're in your group you have your hopes up like you start birdying you know like get back-to-back birdies drop an eagle in there like dude we're in this thing we're like 14 under we got this something needs to be considered for the molligans that you can purchase I hate that stuff.
Starting point is 00:13:41 I've done these where you can buy a molligan for your group and sometimes you can buy like 20 molygans. And so if you miss, you can just hit a put over and over again until you make it. Yeah. And I guess like at the end of the day, it's about raising money for whatever charity. Right. And that's how they do it. But also it's like when you start, when you see like the string you can buy or like, you know, buying molligans and all that stuff, you know you're in trouble. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:07 Because you know there's somebody with deeper pocket. Someone's going to go crazy low. Someone's going to go crazy low. We played one in college, and I remember, like, we had, like, there was four of us. A couple of guys played high school golf, like, at a really high level. And we thought we were, like, vibed. We thought we played it. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:14:22 Down in Selma at, like, Olympia Hills. You lost by 14. Got in and Capasig and beat us by, like, eight strokes. Yeah. If I was in a group that legitimately shot a 43, and first of all, that would never happen with me in a group. But if we shot a 43, I'd be like, I'd be on the 18 green being like, guys. we can't turn in a 43 this is going to look really bad it's like when you uh you have a copy of the test and you're like you don't want to have a hundred you don't want the perfect score you got
Starting point is 00:14:49 to miss a couple on purpose yeah you're the ones that you're the one that you're the one that you can't be that guy you can't be that guy i know this isn't like official scrambles but i've been seeing a lot the uh the give me the gimmee puts that are based on how long your wizard staff a beer cans are you've been seeing those videos that's a great idea i have not seen that. Oh, I've been seeing a lot of them. So, like, if you have, if you drink eight beers by then, like, you just have, like, that long. It's like, all right, that's a give me. That's pretty clever. It's pretty funny. Unless it, like, totals for the whole group, then you can have, like, a 30-foot long gimmee. Something I realized about myself in the last couple months, as far as a golf goes,
Starting point is 00:15:29 I am a, I am a clean golf cart guy. It bugs me when there is visible trash, visible cans that are empty in my cart and it really really came to a head in uh colorado last week can just clanging around in the little dash area it's just when there's trash in there i feel like it gets in my dome i'm also like uh pretty mentally weak on the golf course already and so i'm like looking for something and i'm like all right we got to clean we got to find trash can we got to get all this shit out not just on the golf course okay he did a cocky sip of his sport coffee you know i i hope you full body explode today because you can't handle sport coffee buddy hey i can handle it i think anyone can handle it and if you would like a sport coffee you should
Starting point is 00:16:17 buy some yeah it was not again not a sponsor uh not yet uh but yeah so i'm i'm officially a clean golf cart guy okay i don't know how that makes you feel but it bothers me i will when you get to the next trash can i will empty out what you know the trash but i don't it doesn't super bother me Okay. Well, that is that is the excuse I'm going with as to why I went 40, or I went 50, 45 at a red sky in my first round. Okay. That and it was very difficult. Today was a big day. I didn't realize you had the same big day lined up. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:16:52 Today was first day of school. It was. For me, it was the first day of pre-K for my oldest. So this is your first experience dropping kiddo off first day of school. first day of like school school yeah and pre-k is at an elementary school so it is like a legit schoolhouse yeah um and it you know got a big wave of like uh the vibes and nostalgia like from when i was a kid and i can remember i can remember not like the first time i was dropped off i certainly can't remember pre-k that well but i remember getting dropped off in elementary school and uh
Starting point is 00:17:34 Man, it is, it has changed a lot. And like this whole thing, it was like, all right, we're going to meet right by the school in this neighborhood that has a little trail that walks up to the school. And he's going to walk in with like his buddies who are going to be like in his class or in his grade. So we go park in this cul-de-sac. And it's not just us and his friends. I mean, there's like a group of like 25 kids. and everybody's meeting there and there's just a mob
Starting point is 00:18:05 of parents and kids walking over doing photos in this neighborhood and random people's front yards that's awesome yeah and I was like really badass I'm like dude
Starting point is 00:18:16 this was nothing like when I went I remember like my mom like walking me up to the schoolhouse in like third grade dude that's awesome sad but you all got together like that it was really dope yeah
Starting point is 00:18:27 and I was I was worried this morning because he had to get up earlier and we had to like show him how to do his lunchbox because you know we packed him his lunch and he kind of like wasn't really interested in it and he was kind of a little bit uh he wasn't sad but he just kind of was like not really into it and you know he they get they do a lot of like preparation so like last week they do like a meet the teacher and you can go you bring the kids in the classroom they can go play with uh all the stuff in the classroom to get like like oh yeah this is going to be where you're home now you know this is where you're going to
Starting point is 00:19:01 going to go. These are all the cool toys. So it got him a little excited about it. And I was like, dang, is this going to be one of those things? Because he can be clingy, even when I was dropping off at the last place. You know, there'd be days where he didn't want me to leave and hanging on on my leg. And, you know, he's almost five. And, you know, we get our pictures. We're walking. He's got his backpack, walk up this little trail. And somebody had placed, like, signs and stuff and balloons lining the trail. And it was really well done. We get up there. Like, dude, unfazed. I know.
Starting point is 00:19:34 Him and his boys just, like, walked in together. I saw Alyssa's stories that she posted. He's like, he didn't even look back when he was walking up to school. It was just like, I didn't even like, I'm holding the baby. And I was like, I didn't even get to like hug him goodbye. I was like, all right. Later, later. But that's a good thing, though.
Starting point is 00:19:50 I know. It was. Part of me was like, should I go run him down and give him a hug? And I'm like, no, I'm just going to let him go do his thing. Yeah. I'm going to let him go do his thing. Yeah. Yeah, I remember getting a little emotional the first time I took Parks up to school.
Starting point is 00:20:04 Now, yeah, we just, we did the same thing this morning. He's in fifth grade now, so obviously I've done this a few times with him, but it's still, it's still a big moment. Yeah, obviously, Parks' mother and I do not live together. So Chelsea and I met at their house this morning. We all hopped in a car together and drove Parks up to school, the four of us plus Parks. And it was a pretty cool moment, obviously. But for him, it's like, you know, it's old hat, you know. What was the first day fit?
Starting point is 00:20:33 Chelsea got it. So he's really into Stranger Things right now. He has a Stranger Things backpack, and he has a, she got him a Hawkins High School T-shirt, which is pretty dope. That's pretty dope. And so he wore that. He was really excited about it. Yeah, we've been doing it for a while now, but it's still, you know, a big moment for parks.
Starting point is 00:20:51 And it's crazy that, like, you can see the evolution of, like, the pictures from the first day of school. like there's one of me walking him to school in pre-k and he's just like you know this big and now he's you know a fifth grader so it's wild but great experience he's got a great little team around him and he's a happy boy it was it was cool uh roadsman hit him with the v v vines today he had to go v frat frat that's so vines and newbies park parks just got some some brand new uh new balance really he picked him out yeah that's great yeah first day school brand new shoes. Hey, if you heard like sniffling, when Dylan was telling that,
Starting point is 00:21:31 it wasn't him or me, like, getting choked up. I glanced over and pixelated Brett was on the oarframe. And it just, that's an auto, pixelated bread is an automatic, automatic stop down. That thing, I, that's the first time the aura frame has distracted me in a show. Okay. And now, of course, you got flounder, bottle surface flounder. Yeah. It really is a visual show or any one.
Starting point is 00:21:56 I'm kidding. But yeah, first day of school, two thumbs up. Big fan. You didn't get a little choked up. Did Alyssa? I did. Alyssa did. I did a little bit, but I was just like, it was more like, I was more caught off guard and it was like, I cannot believe how well that went. It was almost making me laugh. You worry about them, like, it's a big change. And it's like they're away from their parents. And it's, you know, they're in school. It's like how they adjust. It's crazy how quickly they adjusted that stuff. Yeah. Um, I was worried at first when we were meeting up to do photos or to do the walk-up because, like, you know, he sees his boys and they're just like, well, let's just go, let's go run around in circles and, like, wrestle. He saw the squad. Let's just go, yeah, let's go be ding-dongs before school. And I'm hoping he, because, you know, I don't think drop-off's going to be like that every day. No, he probably thinks, yeah, everyone meets the cul-de-sac before every day of school. I know. Tomorrow might be tough.
Starting point is 00:22:48 I don't know. What time is drop-off or a school start? I think it's like 745? 740. is when parks to school starts yeah yeah so i got up pretty early this morning do parks next year for middle school he's taking the bus which i never did once as a kid i've never taken a school bus to school no i never took it for anything other than like sports he'll be a bus kid next year which is wild roads wants to take the bus anytime road sees a school bus he's like i'm gonna take that
Starting point is 00:23:15 yeah he'll see the city bus more on walks me like dad i want to take the bus somewhere i'm like it's not that sick we're not gonna it's like honestly like you'll get on there and you're not gonna be that happy about it. Yeah, your buds won't be on this one. They're on the yellow one, but not this one. It's people going to work. Yeah. It's not going to be a cool time. People commuting and they're in bad moods. They've got to go to work all day. Sometimes it smells. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I was a bus kid. I was jealous of bus kids. They were fun, but for some reason, my street picked up my street and then went to a completely different neighborhood and picked up everyone else. Like, there was three buses. There was like this side of the neighborhood, this side of the neighborhood,
Starting point is 00:23:53 than my one street. And I was the first one to get picked up in the morning and last one to drop off. So, like, I had a 30-minute bus ride to school, even though I, like, lived a five-minute walk away. It was so stupid. And kindergarten, Parks took a bus a couple of times,
Starting point is 00:24:12 and I'm not kidding, he had to be on the curb at 6.15 in the morning. It was dark outside when he got on the bus. That's crazy. It was insane. I was like, Parks, I don't really, do you want to do this? can sleep in another hour if you want to and i'll just take you he's okay we'll do that it was wild
Starting point is 00:24:29 615 is hell early man yeah so pre-k uh is that like the full day because i know my kindergarten there was like only half days it was a m or pm so do you do a full day in pre-k it's it's pretty much a full day interesting yeah um i don't know i'm i'm hoping uh it's weird because i feel like he had like a good rapport at the last place with all the teachers and stuff and like he is well regarded you and well-behaved kid and i'm just like okay now he's got to start it over yeah take that same energy you get to bring those same vibes you know yeah um luckily like his buddies they're not all in the same class there's a little bit of a there's a split which like like yeah that's for the best you can't have the whole squad in the same class no you can't have like just no du parr sparks is
Starting point is 00:25:17 upset he was bummed out because most of his buddies are in one class and he's not in that class. I remember how I'm trying to be supportive. I'm like, dude, you're still going to see him a lot at recess and lawns, blah, blah, blah. But secretly I'm like pretty happy about it because I want him, he gets distracted easily in class. He goofs around. So you'll make new friends too. That's, I can remember like very well having that happen to me where I was in. So we had clusters in like fifth and sixth grade. You had like one hall that had like four classrooms in that hall was called a cluster. And like I was in one cluster. All my boys were in the other. And I was in one cluster. And all my boys were in the other and I remember being just like always just like the dude like what are y'all doing over
Starting point is 00:25:57 there you know like always like getting having to get caught up on stuff remember first day of school like finding out who was in your class was such an exciting thing yeah who's in my class oh yeah sitting close to it was a really big deal so I I do sympathize with them like it's it's it sucks it his buds yeah the kid who used to stuff me into a locker sat next to me I'm like sick dude this is sick I can't wait to get my my shit rocked every day It's funny. Someone on the chat mentioned the hierarchy of the school bus. And it's so true. When you're in sixth grade, you have to sit at the front of the bus and it sucks. But like it makes eighth grade that much more worth it when you get to be the cool kids in the back of the bus. Everyone's fucking around on the back. Oh, dude. Drawing ding don't on the window. Oh, man. Those are the days. Dude, you pull behind a full school bus at a red light and the kids in the back are just like making funny faces at you and giving you the bird and shit. Yeah. It's like flipping you off. They're just living. Oh, God, it doesn't get any better. When I pull up behind a school bus and I see that's empty, I'm so glad.
Starting point is 00:26:55 I'm like, thank God. Yeah, I know. It's like the cool, it's like the cool teen thing. It's like, oh, don't know, don't look at me. These kids are so, they're so cool, having so much fun. I'm going to work. God. Man, I'll report back tomorrow.
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Starting point is 00:28:22 Yes, David. You fucked around and it sounds like you found out what happened. That is true. That is true. I got got, I got weanered. I got weinerd, David. For those that don't know what, what's going on here, I said my dream, my, you know, thing that would happen that make me the happiest.
Starting point is 00:28:43 If I could 3D print a bunch of little suction cup dildos pretty much, little weeners and put them on my friends like, rearview mirrors, put them on the laptops, their phones. I thought it would be funny. And someone, someone weinered me. Do you have the pick? I do have the pick. I think it's good because it's not like an actual, it's a little...
Starting point is 00:29:02 Just want to point out somewhere out there, there's like a 10-year-old who is 3D printing beehives for his room so he can raise a colony of bees, which are famously dying at an alarming rate. Your dream with a 3D printer is to make mini weaners to prank your friends with, just to be clear. I'm pretty sure I know who did this. maybe like an inch maybe they're like very small nothing but so this isn't exactly what i was thinking but someone came into our parking lot and uh they put they put this on my car
Starting point is 00:29:31 it's uh it's a it's a little like weiner guy it's a little weiner guy i think it's fine to show this on youtube because it's not actual weiner you know you can see this but it's it's very anatomically correct and it's like a little like cute weiner guy that sits and it put it on top stuff. So I'm thinking about like an actual thing that suction cup here, but someone did it. And I put in the group chat. I think I know who did. I think I have two suspects of who did this. I think suspect number one is sitting to my left. That is my suspect number one because this happened the day that you had to go drive to Dallas. And I feel like you got this. And then you had to drive north to Dallas. And so you stopped at the office, put this on my car and then drove to Dallas.
Starting point is 00:30:16 That is exactly what I think happened to. You think I added 15 minutes to my trip just to hit you with a little wiener on the whip? I 100% do. I think it was Dave, too. I don't know where he acquired this thing. That's my biggest thing. It was also my dream to 3-2 print a mini weaner and prank my friends. There's a little head shop right next door.
Starting point is 00:30:37 They might sell something like this. Oh, yeah. It could be a little. It fits. Yeah, because it's almost like a little, you know, funco-pop thing. But it's small and it's squishy. I forgot to bring it in. just sitting on my kitchen counter at home. But the thing is, I feel like I don't know
Starting point is 00:30:50 if Dave would actually be able to find something like this because I don't know how to use the internet. I don't know. It's very interesting. So he's my suspect number one. Okay. Okay. The only other suspect I could think would have to be someone
Starting point is 00:31:03 that it listens to the podcast that is friends with us enough to know what my car looks like because I barely talk about what my car looks like. That is one of the main reasons why I think it was an inside job. The only person I can think of that fits that characteristic that would do something like this, is maybe Gordo.
Starting point is 00:31:19 Like, so those are my two suspects is Dave and Gordo. You will be very sad to learn that it was 100% not me. Really? It was not me. Oh, I was sure it was you. No. I did. I was so scrambled on Thursday about my trip that, like, I, when I left my house, I did not stop.
Starting point is 00:31:38 I was straight shot to Dallas. It could have been a random listener. It could have been. Someone who's been up here before and maybe saw you pull up in that car knowing it and they knew it was yours. It had to be somebody who knew that you drove a F-250. Yeah. The thing is, too, like, it's a silver car, which is very common car.
Starting point is 00:31:56 So that could have been anyone in, like, these three buildings. So they would have to know specifically that that was my car. What if it was one of the legends? There's a company up above us here that we're friendly with. I don't know if they listen, but you never know. I also wonder, like, it was just sitting on, I don't know how long it was sitting on my side mirror for that, that the people like right next to us to share the parking lot of us probably came out and saw a little penis sitting on my car. I was like, what the hell is that? Was that the only one?
Starting point is 00:32:30 It's the only one that I have, that has happened. Someone in the chat pretty much said it's like when Jeep people put like the little rubber ducies on people's car and that maybe you should replace it. That's exactly what it is. It's pretty much a penis rubber ducky. So for the record in Austin on the Jeep thing, that is not just like some jeeps. That is now like every Jeep I see is lined with the ducks. Yeah, it's become a very big thing around here. What's going on?
Starting point is 00:32:56 I don't know. I feel like there wasn't a thing like two years ago. Who's doing this? I don't know. They're going crazy with it. Jeep people are a little off. They got the Jeep wave thing that they do. And, you know, it's like, oh, I see you also have a Jeep.
Starting point is 00:33:10 Hello friend on the road. And then the rubber ducky thing, they're a little off. Yeah, I mean, look, as a guy who supports Jeep, my first car was a Jeep Cherokee, an 89 or a 90, I think it was. I get it. I had a buddy in high school, good buddy, had the Jeep Wrangler, had it lifted a little bit, big tires on it. Tire shop famously didn't put one of them on all the way and it rolled off when he was driving home. I get the Jeep thing. Randy, have you kept this thing?
Starting point is 00:33:41 I know you left it at home, but like, did you ever think about putting it on your own dash? No. I, you know, I had it on my dash for the drive home. I'm probably not going to keep it in a very public space. I'll actually probably just bring it back here and keep it on my desk right here. Here's a question. It's kind of cute. It is cute.
Starting point is 00:33:57 I mean, it doesn't necessarily, if you look at it first glance, it doesn't, I mean, you zoomed in on it. Yeah, it looks like a tiny little dawn. It's a cute little penis. But like at first glance, I wouldn't necessarily immediately go to to that. although it is like oddly colored so I guess maybe I would am I too old to put my hat on the dash
Starting point is 00:34:18 is that a young person's thing I don't know it feels like something I did when I was in college I do it sometimes like when I get in the car I want to take my hat up I'll just throw it in the dash then put it back on when I get out of the car I do too but I'm always like I kind of I kind of feel like I've seen people who are lined their dash with their different hats
Starting point is 00:34:33 You can't do that's terrible oh no I feel like though if I put a hat there and like I pull behind somebody and they see it they're like Oh, that dude's listening to fucking Jason Aldeem. No, I think you're fine there. Okay, good. I don't think that's a young man's game. Okay, good to know. I might be overthinking it.
Starting point is 00:34:49 Shocker. Who's the guy that does the baby gronk rised up Livy Dunn? Yeah, I'm familiar with his game. Apparently, he has a Bronco. I watched this video and someone put like a rubber ducky on his and he just went on to rant. He's like, we as bronco owners are not doing this. We're not doing rubber ducies. Maybe we could do something else.
Starting point is 00:35:07 No, keep that with cheap people. I don't want this to be Broncos. I'm like, I'm good. You don't need to do bits. Yeah. But like, maybe Broncos can start doing little dicks. But yeah. Randy, I hope you, I'm my get, now that you mentioned Gordo.
Starting point is 00:35:23 I feel like that's my, that's my prime suspect now because I don't think you're lying. It really was. I would, would I tell you, though? I feel like I more believe that you were so frazzled on Thursday that you wouldn't have gone off your way to go do this. That's true. True. I was trying to get up there as soon as possible. So whoever it was, Fredon, good sir.
Starting point is 00:35:47 Boggs. We might have invited more. More dicks? Our parking lot is going to be littered with dicks now. Yeah, this is bad. I don't like this. You did ask for it, though. It's your dream.
Starting point is 00:36:02 But this is, I mean, it's close to my dream. Someone beat you to your dream. How do you feel about that? You did. You got dream cubs. You walked to someone else live your dream. dream. In your wildest dream, you got caught. It's same but different. You're in that chair in the hotel room watching some guy just 3D print little micro penises. No, I want a little suction
Starting point is 00:36:20 cup ones, just like the actual dildos that are being thrown at the on the courts. Like I just little small guys. Oh man. This one's cute though, man. It is. It is. It is cute. Cute little wiener. Good for you, Randy. So. Hey, this is an ad by BetterHelp. these days it feels like there's advice for everything cold plunges gratitude journals screen detoxes but how do you know what actually works for you i mean that is so true though this stuff's always out there like hey check this out try this new thing it'll make you feel better uh but better help we've all benefited from therapy and better help is online therapy love therapy man better helps helps me before uh yeah it's it's it's great because they they make it they make the process so
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Starting point is 00:37:54 expertise, talk it out with BetterHelp. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at BetterHelp.com slash circling. That's better H-E-L-P, BetterHelp.com slash circling. Excuse me. What's going on with Auburn? That's my week one matchup with the bears. They're traveling up Waco Way. Is that right? Yeah. I guess I didn't realize that. Yeah. That's a big one. That's a sneaky, fun little matchup. It is a fun little matchup. So Auburn, the was announced today that they are claiming an additional four national titles. Okay. In football? In football. All in football. All in football. Okay. They are adding 1910, 1914, 1958 in 2004. If you think back to the 2004 season, they went undefeated. I think
Starting point is 00:38:57 that was like the Cadillac Williams era oh they had a damn good it's crazy it's also crazy that the SEC we think about it's like this power conference but in 2004 they didn't have enough respect to get their undefeated team into a national title um USC I believe won the very legitimate national title that year of course this was in the BCS era where computers chose who played for the national title uh yeah they're adding they're adding four Okay. So the first two were pre-World War I. Is that right? Like pre-war, like you said like 1913, what does it say? 1910, 14 and then 1958. Okay. At what point like doing this, is it like you're opening yourself up to ridicule? And it's not really worth it. Like A&M has has a similar thing, right? A&M did this. Okay, when A&M joined the SEC, they thought it'd be a good time to claim two additional national titles.
Starting point is 00:40:07 They only have one legitimate one in 1939, but they claimed it, and they put it, they just quietly just put it up on the side of Kyle Field. They also added, and this is probably even more embarrassing, they added two conference titles. And then this was, I think this was Big 12 era, it may even Southwest Conference, I don't remember. But after they, people were like, wait a minute, you guys did not win the conference that year. It's very clear who did win. They put in fine print, they put this also up on the field in parentheses, or like it says South Division. Because that's like in the Big 12, there was a North and a South winner. And then they would play for the actual, the actual conference title.
Starting point is 00:40:52 So they clarified, well, they won the South. So you won half at the conference? You're going to put that up on your stadium? That doesn't count. What are we doing? I don't know. I mean, they also added a whole other man, too. Yeah, the 12th man.
Starting point is 00:41:07 That's good. That is good. That's a good ref. Here's a quote, for too long, Auburn has chosen a humble approach to our program's story to history, choosing to recognize only Associated Press National Championships. Starting this fall, we've made the decision to honor the accomplishments of our deserving student athletes, coaches and teams from Auburn's proud history. Our visible national championship recognition is now aligned with the well-established standard used by the NCAA's
Starting point is 00:41:30 official record book and our peers across the nation. Like at some point, when you're claiming like 1910, 1914, it's like, all right, that's so long ago. And they even use real helmets back then? Yeah, we're talking leather helmets. Yeah. Okay. That doesn't really bother me. Yeah. some people will only recognize like modern era football titles and those those would not apply so in so A&M they put on their on their stadium 1997 conference title and 2010 they're in the big 12 and this this Yahoo sports article here notes that in 1997 A&M won the big 12 south and then got blasted by Nebraska in the big 12 title game in 2010 A&M finished in a three way tie for the six South title with Oklahoma and Oklahoma State. They had three-way tie for just the South. Then they put that up on the fucking shit. That's so bad.
Starting point is 00:42:28 Man, it's so funny. They bring it on themselves, man. It's so funny. You know what? We're talking about it. Yeah, we are. I don't. It just feels like Auburn didn't need to do this.
Starting point is 00:42:39 No, no, they did not need to do this. I don't know. You know what? Maybe I kind of want to go back and maybe relitigate the 2004. Because that is at least. Yeah, they went on to. That's interesting. They didn't get a chance to play for the national title despite
Starting point is 00:42:52 winning every game that they could have won, which is on the BCS era, say what you will. They had, there are some flaws in that system for sure. Oh, that was your USC blew out OU. That's right. Okay. That's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right.
Starting point is 00:43:07 You know what? You still can't claim it. You can't. Because the national title game was played in the team didn't win it. Like if, I mean, maybe Auburn should have gotten a chance to play USC. see that that argument could be made, but they didn't. Okay. Okay.
Starting point is 00:43:26 I'm interested. I'm intrigued by what they've done. The old ones is just kind of like, that feels like a bit. Didn't UCF do this? Like very recently when they went undefeated and got left off the. Yeah. Yeah, you're right. It's like pretty recent.
Starting point is 00:43:39 We'll ask Dan if we get Dan this week. Actually, I'd love to get Dan. That wasn't long ago. I was just, yeah, no, you're right about that. But okay. Add in 1910 and 1914 That's a funny bit Because nobody
Starting point is 00:43:51 You gotta go You gotta go deep into the history books To see how those seasons actually played out We trust the records 1958 That's a little, that's getting a little too You're like Uh huh
Starting point is 00:44:01 Getting a little closer Yeah, it's still like the all white teams You know in 1950s Yeah, you're right I I'm intrigued by what they're doing With this 2004 You're just
Starting point is 00:44:13 You know what If they're gonna poke If they're gonna poke USC a little bit That's funny to me. You know what? That's fine. I don't think they wanted that smoke.
Starting point is 00:44:21 That team was pretty unbelievable. That's a great team. Yeah, you're right. And Leinert won the Heisman. Reggie Bush was on that team. Dwayne Jared. It was just a stacked, very stacked team. And then the next year.
Starting point is 00:44:35 The next year we know what happened. What happened? Texas beat USC. Fourth and six? Fourth and six. Yeah. Wow. No asteris on that one.
Starting point is 00:44:46 Texas went undefeated. shout out Vince Wow Yeah Which Griffin brother works out at Lifetime Michael He was in the locker room the other day He's just
Starting point is 00:44:59 He's got like his beard is like Badass and Gray Yeah And he's still pretty ripped up He had a huge interception In that national title game Did he cause that Would he recover that football
Starting point is 00:45:10 Reggie Bush fumble or no I don't think I think it was Drew Kelson I know too much about that game I think it was Drew Kelson That's a deep pull for Dylan okay but yeah I just I was like damn that's that's crazy there's a yeah NFL elite athlete that was a huge a huge play and a huge game yeah he had a nice little
Starting point is 00:45:27 career damn drafted pretty high I believe um okay you know what do do some bits Auburn do some bits so funny man it does it really does open you up to to conversation but like I I do like that 1910 19 10 it's like no one knows what happened like who yeah no one knows to like go dig down up and see that's one where you're just like if if all of a sudden like Texas state which was southwest Texas back then or they might have been something even before that if it's like actually you know what we won the national championship I would be like huh all right yeah we might have really know it was a different time might have been a powerhouse Texas claims I think that it's the 1971 that they that some people say should not be claimed and I forgot I forgot the reason for it they think they lost like their last game but it wasn't a national title game or something like that anyway they ended up being ranked number one so they claim it obviously but yeah some people are not happy with it uh real quick can we talk about fake beber can you play or post uh put up the fake beber i sent you this happened at the win los vegas by the way
Starting point is 00:46:38 las vegas is apparently everyone's the new thing now is be like dude no one's going to of Vegas anymore. Millennials hate Vegas now, right? Yeah, people say the streets are empty. Okay. I haven't been in a year or two, but whatever. Fake Bieber gets on stage with, there's a DJ who I'm not that familiar with. And there's like, he's like, hey, somebody approached him. He's like, Bieber wants to get on stage and do sorry. He just wants to get up there and bounce. You're not going to say no to that. No. Got the new album he's pushing, all that. So, like, there's video of, like, Bieber, in quotes, walking through the casino, he has a whole entourage security, and everyone's like, holy shit, Justin Bieber. If sunglasses is on, shirt off, immediately you look at him and you think, this guy's a little too big to be Bieber.
Starting point is 00:47:24 I can tell just from this still shot right here that this guy has about 40 pounds on the real Bieber. Yeah. He was a small lad. He's a tiny guy. But, yeah, he gets up there and does sorry, and everybody goes wild. and even the dance moves don't look right stage presence not there what about the tattoos
Starting point is 00:47:50 because that should be an easy giveaway because I know Bieber's covered in them If you're like a day one Bieber gal or guy You probably knew immediately Everyone's recording like oh my God Beaver's here I guess if you're really really inebriated And you see that you're like
Starting point is 00:48:06 Oh yeah that's crazy Beaver's up here Dude, imagine how hyped you would get if you just did a surprise set like this. This is embarrassing. Are there, are there, like, pictures of him posing with fans and stuff? Oh, absolutely, dude. I need to see one of those. There's an article here from our friends over at Barstool that pretty much has just a shit ton of stuff.
Starting point is 00:48:27 Okay, let me see. But here's like him. That's so clearly not Justin Bieber. This guy's so much bigger than the real Bieber. Oh, that's hilarious. He does look like him. Go down to the one of him throwing the deuce with a baby. Go back.
Starting point is 00:48:49 There's a sleeping baby. Dude, dude, do you? Okay. That's such a tough scene if you are, first of all, it's way too late to be out with your baby at the casino. And you run into, you run into Bieber and you're like, dude, we take a picture with my kid. Then you find out it's fake. What do you do? You have to delete that off your ground.
Starting point is 00:49:07 You know you gram. You have to. You have to. That's so bad. And he's got like a huge entourage that are all in on the bit. Have you seen the trend that people will post a picture of them as a child? And it's like I thought I took a picture with Michael Jackson. I've seen that.
Starting point is 00:49:23 And then it's like it shows this guy who just kind of vaguely looks like him. There's a bunch of those out there that are funny. Oh, God. Fake Bieber. That's embarrassing. The wind should know. The wind's like a legit spot, obviously. No one's going to Vegas anymore.
Starting point is 00:49:39 This is why I don't go to Vegas or clubs anymore. Clearly, some people are still gone. Actually, that's not true. I go to clubs in Vail. It's apparently. Hey, it turns out if you go to a club in Vail, it's still very expensive. Very expensive. Really?
Starting point is 00:49:52 Good thing. You didn't spend a dollar. I didn't spend a dollar. So I'm like that. Holy shit. Before we get out of here, we've got to talk 40 in a football league. Okay. So this has been, this took over my Twitter a couple days ago.
Starting point is 00:50:05 and it's it is exactly what you think it is it's 40 and up guys playing full contact full pad football you have to be just for the love of the game times a thousand it's just these guys I mean you just can't hang them up can you imagine it's such a physical sport obviously like I'm not going to risk CTE to just go hang out with a bunch of 45 year olds and bang my head around so there are plenty of flag football league front dumb zone's own Jake Kemp is in one and they're very competitive it probably checks every box you want outside of the contact if you're somebody who played football in high school maybe you played a little college ball and you just want to get the juices flown right
Starting point is 00:50:51 go play seven on seven it's like actually really good athletes who do it to introduce yourself to getting your shit rock if you if you blow your uh Achilles out Or you tear your ACL. Yeah. You don't have a program that's going to pay for your surgery. No, I mean, like you're pretty much signing up for like the next eight months. Right. A very expensive recovery, a very lengthy recovery.
Starting point is 00:51:20 Here's a video of a guy getting rocked with a GoPro on. This guy's going across. Oh, no. Why is he, why is there a camera on his helmet? I don't know. Let's go. Let's go. there's not there's no crowd everybody that's there's on the sideline this is so
Starting point is 00:51:39 Dave when when I was in high school Claude Mathis who's now the the head coach at DeSoto high school right right right right successful head coach he was he was a coach at my at my high school he played it wasn't 40 and up but he played an adult tackle football league and he like he can he got all of us to go to one of his games just to show us like how you're supposed to run the football and he was fucking sick like the dude had a like a cup of coffee in the NFL he was very good okay so compare this to like adult league softball which like at the highest competitive level it is like the worst like the dudes who take it ultra seriously yeah um and but now put like a physical aspect to it and it's just going to be
Starting point is 00:52:26 dudes out there head hunt oh like that's that's all it is imagine how your body feels the next day at 40 whatever years old like i wonder how often they're playing truly they don't play like a full you know 12 game schedule there's no way they can hold up for a full season uh my my oldest is at the age where like he's he thinks it's fun to like play fight and he wants me to like throw him around but he like wants to get some hits in on me and stuff and like dude like i will be sore from like throwing him around and like letting him punch me dude i can't imagine to you Like even like just drinking and wrestling around with your buddies. I'll sleep on my shoulder.
Starting point is 00:53:06 I can't do that. I'll sleep on my shoulder. I'm out for four days. It's not. It's terrible. It's unbelievable. That being said, like, I think we're in a good place as a country if we've got 40 and football is an option.
Starting point is 00:53:17 I support. If this is your thing, I support. We're both eligible for this. I just can't imagine. You've been eligible for some time. We are. I just became eligible. We're eligible for this.
Starting point is 00:53:27 Go be all-time QB? Sure. I mean you could probably make a roster yeah yeah maybe so this is awesome damn I wonder how sophisticated their offensive schemes are or it's just like they're just like drawing it out on the palm of handling you go this way you go this way you know dude I could get me out there I'll run I'll run the X just put me in there yeah I was pretty nasty in the slot were you yeah I was real nasty blocking since we threw we threw the ball once a game.
Starting point is 00:54:01 The 2000, like the year 2000, Duncanville offense is just, you might throw the ball, like on a varsity team, they might throw the ball two times, three times. So Klein,
Starting point is 00:54:12 Klein used to play for Rice. Yeah. He was a receiver. And he was in like NCAA. Yeah. Like he was in the football game, the video game. And I was like,
Starting point is 00:54:21 I was asking like what his rating was and it was, you know, it was low. He convinced me that his outside blocking was like a 98. I was like, that, I was like, that's fucking sick, dude. Like, you're a great, like, outside blocker. And he's like, Dale, I'm just fucking with you. They don't do, they don't do blocking grades for your receivers.
Starting point is 00:54:40 They should. It's very important. They give you like a 56 or something. I'll never forget, like, being in a game, like, on a goal line, on the goal line. And I didn't even, I didn't even know where the ball was going. I knew they weren't throwing it. And I knew my job was just go in and, and just block. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:54:56 And I'll never forget the feeling when I, I saw that dude, I don't know if he changed directions, but he came around on my end. He came my way. And I'm like, I'm the only dude out there. Yeah. I'm lead blocking, basically. And I'm just like, the feeling I got after like, because it was just like, all right, run up, put your, put the crown of your helmet in this dude's face mask. And, uh, C.L.
Starting point is 00:55:18 Whoever was I running back at the time is going to run at three yards. You're not going to have to worry. You just got to go do this. And just the fear that midplay, I was like, oh. And I like start trying to do everything by the book. like jamming my hands into the shoulder pads. Oh my God. There's one play from middle school that I remember so well.
Starting point is 00:55:34 For some reason, I was playing safety. And it was middle school. And they did a play action pass, you know, fake the handoff. And I bet on the fake handoff. And I remember one of our defensive linemen, and they, you know, completed like a 20-yard play, which is a 20-yard passing play in middle school. Like, it doesn't happen. One of our defensive linemen comes up and he's like, yelling at me, like, dude,
Starting point is 00:55:58 What do you fucking bit on that? I was like, they ran the ball 97 times in a row. This is a middle school offense. They established the run. How am I not going to bite on the fake handoff? Dude, I don't, we don't cover receivers in this. In my short-lived career as a free safety,
Starting point is 00:56:15 like, had some team run play action, we've broken my brain. Like, what? Like, oh my God, the ball's in the air, so I had no idea. Like, dude, they don't pass. No, no. Get off of my ass. And the best thing.
Starting point is 00:56:28 is, if they ever did run it, that quarterback was not putting the ball on the numbers with any zip. That thing was up there. So there's time to recover and at least make a tackle. Yeah, it's not going to be a... No. No. He's not... Late 90s, early 2000, the ball was... This is pre-leech. Okay? Yeah. This is a different era. This is a... He just, he got on my ass over it. Oh, dude. Come on. Play action would... Dude, they just... They ran the ball. I bid on... 45 times. just for that one moment to make you bite. I'm sorry. Just to get a chunk play.
Starting point is 00:57:03 First of all, I'm 13 years old. So funny, man. Yeah. Oh, God. What a boring brand of football. Yeah. Oh, God. Yeah, hard nose, man.
Starting point is 00:57:17 Do you want to watch the Media Day video? Yeah, the Media Day video is pretty good. Oh, this is, look at this. People are calling him Unk. Hey, look, I should have been doing this when I was a day. He came to stand up straight. It is not, though. It is not.
Starting point is 00:57:33 Oh, dude, they got the camera crew out there. It's got the 360 spinning camera. That's so sick. I got to see the results of this. So one guy had a Saints jersey on with Ravens' pants? Dude, where are they getting this gear from? How do I get on the sideline? It's like an OC.
Starting point is 00:57:51 How do I get in this? Like, this could be the launch of my career. We've got connections. I get on the sideline. Oh, my God, that camera's a layer. stuff, man. This is so good. Are there any pads in those pants? I think just in the knee pads.
Starting point is 00:58:04 Yeah, look at the knee pads are being my God. I got to see the results of that. If they get somebody to go, like, be a content creator and, like, cover this, it might be really entertaining just as, like, an Instagram reel that hits my timeline. This guy's going home to, like, teenage kids and a wife is, like, complaining
Starting point is 00:58:22 that he's been gone all day, you know? Like, these guys have nine to five. This guy works down at UPS. Dude, love of the game, man. Oh, my God. Got to respect it. All right.
Starting point is 00:58:35 You want to run it back, get out of here? Run it back. Preview. I think we're going to have Dan on this week. Dan. Does he have some news to share with us? Find out. I think he might.
Starting point is 00:58:47 Run it back, of course, the segment during which we talk about what we already talked about on Patreon today, find out about the bonus scenario Dylan finds himself in. If you followed her older stuff, you knew the gym. Demi Lee Curtis absolutely has it like that. There's weights in the fish. Dave is a clean golf card guy and mentally weak on the golf course. And finally, Dave did not weiner Randy despite our initial speculation. Thought you wienered me, man.
Starting point is 00:59:13 Not me. And that concludes running back. Man, you know what, Dave, I'll be honest with you, call me Mushu because I was a little dragon this morning. But this sport coffee giving me my 100% daily value of B vitamins. Okay, are you? Do they sponsor you? We can't end on that.
Starting point is 00:59:27 Let's say something funny So we can get out of here. Did you get sponsored? No. Not yet. But it's far coffee. Call me Lushu because I was dragging a little bit. A little dragon, yeah.
Starting point is 00:59:37 Okay. Not anymore. Hey, give the Patreon a chance there in your business. Today's going to be a great one. Now you're flying high like, insert flying Pokemon. Fly at you. I would say Charzar, but Charzorzor can't learn fly for some reason. Isn't that weird?
Starting point is 00:59:52 Get out of here. All right. Bye. Bye. Charzar. You know, Thank you.

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