Circling Back - Fist Bumps At Donn's Depot

Episode Date: June 9, 2025

The boys recap their Weekends in Fun, new Austin douche alert, Trump and Elon's public breakup, Ozempic hogs, and Run it Back. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.washedmedia.shop • (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (10:10) Recapping This Weekend in Fun • (41:25) Fist Bump Guy • (48:40) Trump and Elon's Breakup • (58:07) Ozempic Hogs • (1:05:15) Run it Back Support This Episode’s Sponsors: • Lucy: Go to https://lucy.co/steam and use promo code (STEAM) to get 20% off your first order. • Squarespace: Go to https://squarespace.com/steam for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, use OFFER CODE: STEAM to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. • Tecovas: Right now get 10% off at https://tecovas.com/crclbk when you sign up for email and texts. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Good morning. Hey man. I wasn't talking to you, I was addressing the listeners. Welcome to the Circling Back Podcast. Do we just start over? Just kidding. We're fine. I'm Dave. I'm going to host today and you are tuning into what will likely be a real serious week of content here. Because not only do we have content week, but it's lining up with podcast week and it's also lining

up with YouTube week. Hopefully not producer week, Randall Trimbachy. Man, just remember there's no video on Wednesday. So I don't know about how much it would be YouTube week, but good morning, David. You see, I'm referencing to David. I knew that he knew was saying good morning to the listeners, not to me. Somehow worse than what Dylan did.

What did you even just say? I said that there would no, there would be no video on Wednesday. You said it in many words though. Yeah. Made sure. You started off by letting people know that no video Wednesday. Can we get Dan in here? Probably not. He has his own job. Should we invest in vocal lessons for Randy? No. Like articulation? No. I think people can hear me fine in the microphone. You're a mumbling microphone you guys are just all so far over there that you can't hear me that well. You're a mumbling sob man. We need headies. I mean, I think you're just getting old. You're

checking your ears. I hear perfectly. He has the best ears in Austin. I don't think they're the best, but they're certainly adequate. I haven't had my hearing checked in a long time. What? I haven't had my hearing checked in a long time. What? Just kidding. Tough crowd. Dylan Shivery.

I'm not done with Randall's. He's not done with me. Hi, David. Thank you. Here's a guy, Dylan Shivery, folks. He is the voice you heard off the rip, just interrupting the intro that was seriously going somewhere. I had it all written out and planned.

The shirt that I wore Saturday is from Ruka. And I'm, I'm saying that because, um, I don't know, 30 people asked me on the Instagram, your crazy shirt guy. Uh, it's from Ruka and yes, I looked fucking fantastic in it. I was a little sun kiss and I had the, the black shirt and with the, the uh, very colorful Hawaiian, you know, floral pattern. I looked fucking awesome. It's from Ruka.

There you go. You're welcome. Go find it yourself. I don't know how to look it up for you. All right. It's a few years old though. Uh, and yeah, I was sun kissed. I had a great weekend.

Okay. And I looked fucking great on Saturday. Well, good thing we have a segment for that entire deal. I look fantastic. And I think everyone noticed that. We've got a lot to get to today. I'm sitting here and I know this isn't an ad read, but we've got rowback, we've got a rowback order that we have to put in for the, for the boys here. And I'm looking through their stuff. I'm going to get something for my son.

And they've got a lot of boys, polos, and they're all like, they've got the little pup, the little Irish camo. They got the little za and Dylan, I think I'm going to go with a little pickle ball 2.0. Okay. I. Okay. I support that. What's your beef with pickleball? You didn't get the DFW and the little DFW when I pointed out that it has

fade away dark on it, I think it got your attention a little bit. I'll look at it. You should. I'll consider. I really did not know they had that. I feel like they made that specifically for me. So if I don't get that, you do, bitch. Use code.

Uh, what's our code? Washed20, obviously. Put that card up one time, Hoss. One time, get 20% off your whole order. So Randy's out. I don't know if you guys were able to decipher his message there, but yeah. I was doing an impression of you doing an impression of me.

Do your impression of me. I have no video on Wednesday. No, that's not how I sounded. That's exactly how I sounded. Do your impression of me. I have no video on Wednesday. No, that's not how it sounded. That's exactly how it sounded. Randy's gonna be out, so of course, the entire company is gonna crumble. No video, even though it is YouTube week. You know what, we're gonna get, I'm gonna text Dan.

We need a contingency plan. It's Dan. Without video, it kinda stacks. We'll pay him, we'll give him a hat. We'll give him one of those hats in there. Can you just teach us how to do it without you? It's impossible, because we've got to switch back and forth, unless we do the wide lens, right?

I mean, yeah. We can go wide on it. We'll go wide load. Then you're going to have to sync the audio and you're going to have to sync the audio and the video. Can't you just fucking- Can't AI do that shit? Can't you just set it to sync?

Like what's going on here? I mean, I guess I could, but- Can't AI do that? You don't want us to know that it can do that. I'll say that it is possible to just be shittier quality than when I'm behind here. That's not possible. Oh, this guy.

What if we just got the entity to do it, Randy? More on that later. Do you understand the tease? Yeah, I watched the part one yesterday with Chels. You dumb idiot. With Chels. You watched it with Chels. She had a Chelsius.

She's a Valley girl from California. So sometimes I say it like that. Oh, she's from Utah. No, her parents currently live in Utah. She grew up in just outside of LA. I don't know if that's true folks. It is. I guess you'd know.

I think I would know better than you. I guess you'd know. Are you fake news right now? She's from Santa Clarita. Let's see the person who just took it. Make shit up. Shout out Santa Clarita. Real ones, no.

I don't know. I've never been there. The diet? We watched that show because she's from there. Oh, this is entertaining. Tomorrow the most anticipated cold call ever. People are wondering, do I need to resubmit? Yes.

If you filled out the form last week or ever before, go to wash media, find the cold call form. I'll post it tonight on social or today. You want to get a cold call. And here's the deal. We will typically only cold call people who submitted in the last 24, 48 hours, because if I go back a month and get somebody's number, they're probably not ready for it. Right. That's probably, there's probably a better way to do it. And it's a, it's a work in progress. So we'll get better at it. But for tomorrow, go submit your stuff. You got something fun you want us to talk about with you.

We would love to do it, but cold call tomorrow. And there will be video for that. And we're going to have a great time. Last week, we got it all fixed. The problem will win in there, created a new Google sheet and look at us. We're cooking now Thursdays, of course, always. We listen always listener voicemails. Where are you going this weekend, Randy? I'm not going anywhere this week. Going to Vegas. Going to Vegas on Wednesday. That's what I mean.

Vegas, baby. All right. So you're out Thursday too. Yes. Okay. Uh, newsletter, quite strong, uh, drops every Friday, washoutsubstack.com. And again, you can go to our YouTube, youtube.com, so I was circling back. It's a visual show, most of the time. I forgot to schedule the newsletter, y'all probably noticed. No.

So I woke up, I was like, oh shit. And so I just went and hit publish at like 8, 20 something, I think. So it was a little bit late on Friday morning and I'm sorry about that. Actually, I'm not, just, you're fine. You're fine. What if it's the best part of waking up for some people? And that's Folgers in your cup you dumb, you dumb ass.

Why'd you hesitate? Are you gonna call me something else? Maybe. Or are you gonna call me? Don't worry about it. Dylan's Track House Thursday, shop, washmedia.shop. Branding's out the whole week of the 30th too. You're gonna, what are you gonna do? You're gonna watch the US Open and the sports book?

No, I got a wedding in Chicago the 28th and then 4th of July is the Friday. So I'm just gonna stay home and visit my, my brother just had a kid too. So I haven't met him. Oh yeah, contingency plan will be had by then. Hopefully by this week. So, yeah, cause we're not doing that.

We're not doing that snow video stuff for that much. Yeah, not for a whole week. Plus Dylan's out Monday, Tuesday that week. Um, no, but I meant this week though. Sportsbook it us open. Oh, I'm sure you're all over it. Who you liking it? Oh, I'm more likely just going to go sit at the flamingo pool and get drunk and then go to

Kane Chesney when I'm not a big gambler. What's the flamingo pool? Stitch. It's pretty, pretty good. I mean, I don't know what it's like on a Wednesday, but I went there for a bachelor party like a couple of years ago, and it's very much a Vegas pool party scene.

Very fun. We have cabana and everything. Ooh. There you go. Don't tell us anything that happened, dude. Cause you know it stays in Vegas, right? Yeah. Yeah. That's the thing about it, Dylan.

Ooh, imagine getting pushed around Vegas in a wheelchair or a motorized cart with that knee. I should be good. The knee is pretty good. Now I got an MRI scheduled for the 20th. So, but we'll, we'll see. Just don't take that brace off for a while. Hoss. I'm not, I'm not. That's what, uh, that's how I re aggravated. It was, uh, don't trust it. Yeah, no, no. Once if you're committed to what you said, you're going to knee

brace your way into some, you know what? You gotta keep it on. Into some better seats at the Sphere. Yeah. But then he can't tell us about it. Ooh. Because it'll happen in Vegas. Yeah.

That's a great point. It's true. Right, for the best. Is there an option there for the Sphere? I will say there is, but I mean, I think I'm fine. Maybe Kenny will like acknowledge you. He'll be like, hey. he brings you up on stage. He's like, Hey, this, this next one, this is goes out to a guy recently

aggravated an old knee injury. And you just placed keg in the closet. Yeah. Do you think, uh, do you think on the sphere, it's just going to be a giant image of a keg in a closet when he plays that song, every a waste of graphics. Nah, be sick. I bet they will do like a montage of like college looking fraternity houses.

I did see the only one graphic I did see for it was game day at University of Tennessee, like the guys running out of the field and everything, it looked pretty cool. But that's about it. OK, whatever it is. Just a bunch of pizza slices on the floor. Yeah. Left over from the night before Dylan. Somebody had the clutch move of ordering pizza.

Yeah. And they just left it on the floor because they don't give a fuck because they're in college. More about the honey badger later. Pudges will clean it up. Understand what I said? The Pudges will clean it up so you can trash the house at night. Yeah.

Yeah. I know. I know man. Holds it in a frat too dumbass I like to turn off hey where's the fucking clock? haha this show's losing oh

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I'm just straight up having trouble. Do you see the new- It's Dave Week. You got the Monday. It's Dave Week. You see the new thing they're offering at Tacovas? The custom belt buckles. What? It's a new thing that they just offer.

I saw- Custo in what way? As in like you can design them. Whoa. Like, yeah. To your exact style. Yeah yeah. To your exact style. Yeah. That's my exact style.

I saw like you just draw what you want it to look like and they'll make it for you. I feel like you're fucking around. Are you gonna do some fucking wacky shit on yours? I'm just saying, I'll look it up right here. You can put like a fucking sword on there, some dumb ass shit. Some like, some like anime chick with like giant ones.

Yeah. Okay. Yeah, you should do that. I'm like, some like anime chick with like giant ones. Okay. You should do that. That's what ready would do. That's what I'm saying. Well, we can, you, how about we move on while I pick this out? Yeah, but okay, bud. All right.

Maybe I'll figure out how to enunciate my words. This is tough. All right. Who wants to go for Randy's? Not going first. Dylan, you're going to kick it off, man. I had tells about you and Chels getting sun kissed. I had quite a little weekend, man. Friday just kicked it off with just a low key.

We went out and got a drink and an app at one of my one of my favorite local spots called El Alma. No patio scene. It was hot outside, but nice, nice. What was the app? We got queso fundito Okay Alright Yeah, I'm waiting to hear what comes next. I'm because I'm wondering why you didn't just have the entire meal Because we were cooking that night. We just want it. We felt like stepping out. I really wanted a margarita

I was just craving a time isita. It was about 430. Okay. 430 on a Friday, maybe five. You know how I am. I would have filled up. Yeah, I got had two frozen skinnies. And they're really good, not too sweet. And then the queso fundita and then went home and just kind of, kind of had a nice little quiet evening. And it was nice. What'd you do? We cooked and just watched. Would you watch? What did we watch? I don't even fucking remember, man. We watched some some shit. I don't know. Saturday

was a bigger day. Let's just skip to Saturday. More fun. I got to say that is incredible self control because if I'm in El Alamo, even if it's 430, I'm getting a whole meal, an entire meal of food. Yeah, we are. Underrated folks, go there. We plan to cook, like I said. What'd you make? We did, I think we did just chicken, I think we did chicken and brach and sweet potatoes. Kept it, kept it pretty healthy. I think that's what we did that night. It's this weekend. I'm fine.

Yeah, well, the fun comes later on. I want the fun to be in the meal. We have a fun. I know you had the fun Dito. All right. Saturday. Got a nice little dog walk in the morning before got too hot. We sat by the pool for about an hour. I got sun kissed.

Obviously I threw my Ruka shirt on. Can I clarify something? Is the dog walk you're walking the dog or she walk you around on a leash? And your GIMP suit. I put my Rukas shirt on and stepped out. My friend, Michael, we celebrated his birthday. He had a little gathering at his place. Was he wearing a shirt?

He wore a shirt. Okay. Uh, we went over to his place and he had, uh, he had fajitas for everyone and he made cocktails for. Homemade Taz? I think you ordered, I think you ordered them, uh, he had fajitas for everyone. And he made cocktails for homemade Taz. I think you ordered, I think you ordered them from somewhere, but I don't know where, but it looked like something he didn't make. You want to call him, find out?

No, it's not that important to the whole situation. I'm just trying to paint a picture. And I took a fatty for the first time. You guys done a fatty yet? Damn trap queen. Six, seven, nine. Have you guys done a fatty yet? It's Uber for big groups.

I want you to be mine again, baby. It's Uber for big groups. What he did sucked. Acknowledge that sucked. Acknowledge it. He's trying to ruin your segment because that sucked. I just want to skip over it. Will didn't even know what a Fetty was.

I knew what it was. Yeah, I took a Fetty. It was fun, man. Big group. That's Spinner Van. It's not nothing special about it. What is it like lit inside? What's the situation? I think some of them are ours wasn't. It was just a Spinner Van.

Was there an Ox? We had the Ox and we jammed out. I introduced everyone to Josh Malloy, which they loved. You on Josh Malloy yet? That's what you went with? We listened a lot more than him, but I was like, Hey guys, you got to check out Josh Malloy and they fucking love him. You hop in a Fetty and you're not thrown on T, Hey guys, you got to check out Josh Malone. They fucking love you. Hop in a Fetty and you're not thrown on trap queen off the rip. Yeah. Just a little bit.

Yeah. I guess that's a missed opportunity there. We went to Don's Depot and still had my Ruka shirt on. Look great. Got a lot of do a more extensive Don segment here in a minute. Yeah, we are. Should I ask you Don's related questions now? Wait, wait, wait for the segment.

We met an interesting character there that I'm going to talk about later, but that was fun. I stayed up. I went home after midnight, which does not happen. Wow. First time I stayed out that late in a very long time. We had a great time though, man. That place, that place has winning me back over.

It's fun. Music was great. People were mostly great. Oh, mostly great. Yeah. Interesting. Can't wait to hear about this. More on that later. And then Sunday. Anybody famous there? I'll hold it. Just me. I'll hold it. I was the only famous person there. Sunday, ransom errands, watched part one of the last Mission Impossible movie. The final reckoning last reckoning. What is it? Dead reckoning dead reckoning part one. So because we're going to watch the new one, the last one you got to get that old primer Chelsea had not yet seen she hadn't seen any of them actually. Can you believe that? No. And that was it, man. Most people will stumble their way into one mission impossible. Pretty lovely weekend. Oh,

also Parks is babysitting for one week a bearded dragon. Not at my place, it's at his mom's, thankfully. And he's so stoked about it. Who's dragon? You know Ashley, Phil's wife? She, at her school, they have one and she keeps it over the summer, but they're out of town for the week. So Marks gets to step in. He's going to feed it some crickets, uh, mealworms, no worms. Uh, we had a fourth grade, we had a pet, but it was a, it was a jerk. It was a rat.

It was a gerbil. No, a hamster named Ceto. And, uh, that was as cool as it ever got. This lizard's name is Toro. Oh cool. In Spanish means bull. That's cool. It's a cool looking lizard. They are cool, man.

What's the, how much of a beating is it to keep a lizard? It has a leash. I saw that. It makes me uncomfortable. I don't know why, but for some reason, Elizabeth, it's just unstable to me. Wait, you prefer a free kind of leash? Or a leashed? Hey, what's up with this Ruka shirt?

I thought you were- What's up with the Ruka shirt? You're going all on about this shirt. What was it your whole thing that you wanted this new shirt? What's going on with the Ruka shirt? I got hella compliments on it, dude. I can't wear that shirt every time I step out. You were so pumped for this new shirt and now you're just like,

I just wore it. Come on. I got a grandma. I got a grandma with it, you dumbass. I can't, I can't go gram a new shirt straight to an outing a new shirt. You know that because then it limits your, your social abilities. Some people are wondering if you're over fun-shirting it. Are you? I don't think you can over-fun-share. Why don't you get the tree frog? Maybe I will, man.

What's going on with the Rooka? Randy bombed. His joke bombed and he just panicked into the Rooka. Yeah. Your joke bombed, Randy. And that's okay. He broke the awkward silence with a Ruka. He pulled the Ruka out. Played the Ruka card. I don't even remember what the joke was anymore.

It's it's donk. It was a freak on a leash, man. It's donk. It wasn't bad. I thought you would have enjoyed it, David. I think I did. I think that was a joke for you. And you just didn't like it.

I just did. You know, I don't laugh. That concludes my weekend in fun time. People forget I don't laugh. He never laughed once in his life. All right, I'm gonna do something wild here. Randy, you wanna talk to us about it? Yeah, sure.

I'll start off my weekend and fun by showing you Kova's custom belt buckle making thing. What? Belt buckle, you say? Randy, just say the word. Look at the shirt. I like the shirt. So they do all the custom stuff

and then here's the belt buckles. So you just like design it. What's the damage? I don't know. That's pretty cool. But I think it's only at certain stores. So the one in Domain that Gordo Works at does. So.

Pretty cool. That's how you do it. All right. So anyways, custom belt buckle. That's how you say it. That's good added value there, Randy. Yeah, no problem. Uh, so I didn't do much this weekend cause I was moving all my belt buckle. That's how you say it. That's good added value there, Randy. Yeah, no problem.

So I didn't do much this weekend because I was moving all my stuff from my apartment and just setting this up, got my new couch. So I guess this weekend of fun, all I'm going to talk about is the new Mission Impossible. It was dope. I thought we were doing a standalone. No, we're not. Cause I don't really have much else to say

on my weekend of fun. Pretty much I got a new couch. I've been setting up my apartment. Before we jump into Mission Impossible, can I ask you one thing? Did you get a resolution with the moving company? No, I'm gonna call them today cause I needed to weigh all my stuff.

So now that I've got the furniture and weighted it all, I'm going to reach out and be like, hey. All right, follow up question. Did you have to go acquire a scale? I already have a scale in my bathroom. Okay. You weigh in Mondos? Yeah.

Sometimes, sometimes if I, if I have to go, I'm like, you know what you're doing? PP ways to do a, let's do a pre-way here and see what it is. Who was doing the PP way? It was me. I said, I, I had said, cause you said that Ross said he took like a two pound shit or something like a five pound, five pound shit.

And I said, well, you have to take in factor the weight of the piss. You have to take in factor. Yeah. You gotta take it in factor. Yeah. The weight of the piss because I mean, it's contagious.

A pint to piss is a, is one pound. A pint to piss. A pint to piss. You look at a pint glass and you go, if I filled that with piss, that's one pound. A pint of piss. A pint of piss. A pint of piss. You look at a pint glass and you go, if I filled that with piss, that's a pound. Okay. I believe.

So. Can we get to the movie instead of talking about- Well, I was just curious. He's at a- Bodily waste? Well, I was trying to find out about the, he's getting the run around potentially from this moving company.

And I want to know, Nah, well- If you're going to have to bad mouth him on the pond. It's on my to. I want to know. No, I will. If you're going to have to bad mouth them on the pond. It's on my, uh, my to-do list to do today. But again, Randy did not hire the hunks. Just want to put that out there. Yeah. That's where he fucked up.

They were going to be a little more expensive. Well, they're hunks. They're hunky. They were priced to pay. I mean, it's like, it's like, do I want my furniture broken or do I want blood on it? And I'm like, I should have got, or do you want a hot kid in college? Yeah. You should hide college kid with his shirt off.

Maybe possibly in a frat could be based on the guys that we got. I don't think we got that. They were the guys who are bleeding on our furniture. Yeah, they were honky. Whatever, dude. How's the movie, man? It was it was dope. I'm going to try to do this without doing many spoilers. There are Tom Cruise sprinting scene. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. man. It was it was dope. I'm gonna try to do this without doing many spoilers. Was there a

Tom Cruise sprinting scene? Oh yeah. Oh yeah. He sprints in all his movies. Very upright runner. He's got a great movie sprint. I would say definitely go see us in theaters and very much recommend go see an IMAX. All right ready? Could you right now go to the track? Could you beat Tom Cruise in a hundred yard dash? That's a great question. Cause you want to say like, oh, he's fucking like 60 or something. He's got a great spread. I don't know if he's fast though.

He looks fast on heat film, but you know, that's. I think he is less likely. He can finish the race more likely than I can. Cause I'm probably going to get He's in better cardio shape. He could just drop everything and go sprint. Me, I'm probably getting hurt if I just were to go outside right now and run a race.

Three weeks ago, I would have said yes. I pulled both hamstrings when we did our Grand Ex Combine. I fell on my face. You did, and it's on video. I ran it in wet grass. What was the, he always does one like wild ass stunt. What was that? I mean, there was a couple, I would say. Uh, but the one that everyone that knew about was like the prop plane stuff. And I would say with mission impossible, you know, stunt doubles

are great. And it's like, those are real people doing that. It's amazing. Something about mission impossible is just like one year in there is like, yeah, this is all fiction, but that is actually Tom Cruise doing that thing. and that's not green screen. It adds such a like way better element to the movie. So it's, it's, that's what makes Mission Impossible so great is that Tom Cruise is doing these stunts and it's ridiculous. And just watching him like that guy,

I'm like, that guy is legitimately on a plane in the air, just like clearly strapped in and we can't see that because they're editing it all out, but it is insane. The submarine scene was fucking amazing. That's all I'll say. I won't say much about that. That was like, to me, I was like, this is fucking sick. I was at a follow-up from the previous one.

That submarine, ooh. So that's a great opening scene, by the way. The one you just watched the previous one. The Sir Vestible I think is what it's called. Is Shelly Miscavige on that submarine? Is that the Scientology thing? I see that. Indeed.

Even at the beginning, before the movie starts, Tom Cruise has a little scene that says, hey, this was filmed for IMAX with IMAX cameras and made for you so you guys are seeing it well, Hey, this was filmed for IMAX with IMAX cameras and made for you. So you guys seeing it well, like, so even they made it for IMAX. And I would say the guns popping and the sound and it was very much worth seeing an IMAX. Okay, I'm gonna note that and maybe this week I'll sneak out

and go watch it. And the weirdest thing the first five minutes, I don't think this really a spoilers and stuff, cause the main bad person is like an AI. And it's like pretty much that the whole world doesn't know what's real or fake anymore cause of AI and can like manipulate the news and everything. It hits a lot harder after Google's VO thing

just got released like a week or two ago. And my feed is just filled with AI videos. It is really kind of like, it felt a little too real. Yeah. But overall, very good, very much recommend it. And one of the funniest thoughts I had during it is presidents in movies are always like so serious, like, because the president comes in to play a little bit here. And it just made me think like, what if Trump was in this situation or Biden, and it kind of makes me want to go through like all these like presidential movies,

like Independence Day and just edit in AI Trump or AI Biden just, I feel like it'd be pretty, pretty funny. It's not a bad idea. I don't know how anyone would possibly do that, but. That seems like there's a very, I feel like I'm not the first person to have this thought, but there has to be like a very funny comedic thing there. Do you do any drugs?

I did take a little edible. Oh. When I'm high, I watch fantasy comedy or spy movies. That's very specific spy movies. Yeah. Okay. So highly recommend it. Can you imagine Trump on Air Force One, the Harrison Ford movie? There's a number. I mean, I'm thinking of Independence Day when he, uh, the alien, uh, makes contact and takes over his brain. Listen, we're not going in.

Oh, here we go. Quietly into the night. They're going to, they think they were going to go quietly. No, I don't think so. That's pretty good. You've been working on this. That's good, Randy. But yeah.

So what's the closest IMAX? The mall where you guys saw Friendship. Oh, yeah. Yeah. And it's like a legit IMAX. I don't think it is. It's not the Bob Bullock IMAX. Yeah.

It's not as big as the Bob Bullock IMAX, but it's still pretty big. And that one's crazy. It's like, uh, I forget how tall the screen is, but it's a very tall screen. I wouldn't know. I sat like second row because our employees were late. You guys had good seats. Brian and I had the shitty seats. We had, we had okay seats.

They were fine. Could have been better. What did I had the shitty seats. We had, we had okay seats. They were fine. Could have been better. What did we see? Top Gun. Top Gun. Yeah. Ah, Tom Cruise. Oh, the Tom Cruise.

So, very cool. He's a star, man. He's, he might be like the biggest movie star of our lifetime. Just like overall star power. Yeah, I think, I don't think there's much, who else is in that conversation? Leo?

Leo, for sure. Denzel, Brad Pitt, guys like that. But, but Tom Cruise is like, That might be the big four. Yeah. And like I said, just maybe, uh, John Lucas Amo and his movies just has such a greater element when you're just looking at like the swimming scenes in the submarine. Like that's Tom Cruise. Oh, wow. You guys want to know what I did this weekend? Yeah, okay. Um, finished the rehearsal. Finished it last night. All right.

Alyssa came out, she's like, Oh, I heard you belly laugh. She's like, what, what as I was like, it's just like every now and then I snapped back into it and just laugh at how preposterous some of this is. Um, I, do you know how it ends? Are you familiar with the ending? No, I'm not. Okay. Well, I knew, I knew what the whole point of it was.

And, uh, can I spoil it? Are you going to watch it? Yeah. I don't care. Hey, hit that, uh, that fourth button a couple of times. If you don't want spoilers. He basically just did this to get his pilot's license and, uh, he does get his pilot's license and he does fly a seven 37, uh, with passengers on it. And that's how it ends.

Really? He legitimately flies it. Yeah, there's a loophole because he doesn't have enough hours to be a commercial pilot, but there's a loophole when the people are not paying for a ticket as they were paid actors. It's kind of like that didn't really hit. It was more like, okay, it's absurd. Once you write it, yeah, it's absurd. He's doing this. And then like the rest of the episode, you're like, OK, you're just watching him fly it. But overall, the. Go watch it if I didn't ruin it by spoiling it.

Everything leading up to it's preposterous and worth it. It's I don't know why I just I thought I was just done with the rehearsal stuff. It I I forgot how much I appreciated his comedy. It's it's very, very well done. It's incredibly well done. Saturday. Saturday, the whole weekend was pretty low key. We did a little TCB Y trip.

Oh, the country's best yogurt, if you're not familiar. I took I took my oldest, I promised him some ice cream even and he doesn't really understand the difference, whatever with TCBY it's close. And I'm like, I give him, you know, I get the cup and I'm like, all right, what do you want? He fucking basically, he didn't go full suey, but he goes, he went marshmallow flavored yogurt.

Okay. Orange flavored yogurt. A little creamsicle. Which he was like, what does the orange taste like? And it was real like, who's on first hit? I was like, orange. He's like, I know, what does it taste like? I'm like, tastes like orange.

Are you fucking with like, you know what an orange tastes like, we eat them and all. And then capped it off with some like chocolate mousse. Which I will say, looked disgusting. Upon further review, not bad. Oh. Hit him with some gummy worms on top. Yeah. Oh yeah.

Yeah. Some, a little bit of chocolate, a little M&M on top for some reason. I don't know. I was letting him go off. You could tell he wasn't ready for the, we don't do that very often. So when he got up to the toppings portion of the, um, day, he was very overwhelmed. He's like, why didn't I wasn't prepared for this? So he kind of panic ordered too much freedom. He panicked his way into some gummies, some gummy worms,

whatever led to pink Barry for a player one time. It is so fucking good. It's Pinkberry. Yo, what is Pinkberry again? Yogurt or ice cream? It's it's it's frozen yogurt. It's fro. Yeah.

Oh yeah. And finally, it is so good. You just say that for, oh yeah. Yeah. Um, what Randy? I enjoyed that voice. Froyo girl, guy. Saturday night, your boy's like on the cusp of but buying the UFC event.

And then I was like, you know what? I really don't need to watch this. I really don't need to watch this. So what did I do instead? Oh, I guess I didn't want hot Friday night was all about was Stanley Cup. Did anybody else did y'all I sent a text like this is like an all-time great game. It really was that was what I did Friday night One of the best one of the best hockey games you'll ever see it was phenomenal Saturday night. Don't worry about it. Nothing rehearsal made a stake

Butcher talked me into a New York strip. I'm just, New York strips to me are just fine. He's like, this is the most fresh thing we've got. What's a New York strip. Thought it was a Texas strip. That's a great point and a great callback. And I didn't immediately recognize what you're doing there. I will say the butcher at HGB, I don't want to get anybody fired.

I don't want anybody to have the worst day at their job, but he did call it a New York strip. Oh. He goes, look, these are fresh. We just cut these. I was like, fine, you sold me. I went home, made it, made it perfectly. It was really good, but it's just,

I have it under the filet and under the ribeye. Cast iron? Cast iron, yeah. There you go. I prefer that now. It's my new method. Yeah. It's kind of something I've been cooking up. Yeah. There you go. I prefer that now. It's my new method. Yeah. It's kind of something I've been cooking up. Literally. Chelsea's the steak, the steak person and she cooks the steaks.

How does she do it? Cast iron and she, she crushes it. She's so she has it dialed in. It's great. Love it. Yeah. Did you cook it on the man grate? No, I didn't cook it on the man grate. Just a joke for a handful of people. Sunday, Sunday, I'd promised a pool day to my son. It was a big weekend for him. Got a pump in at about 8.30, got home, picked him up, went right back up to the gym, lifetime pool. Got there a little bit after 10. Three hours at the pool.

Absolutely too many, about an hour too many. Uh, but it was a good time. The weekend of roads, man. Yeah. It was just me and him in there. And, um, you know, a lot of throwing them around a lot of, uh, I messed up. I didn't bring any, uh, any pool toys. So we were doing the thing where we were kind of just hoping people would

leave there sitting around and they did. He found a Bucky's football, little squishy football that we were throwing around. And then the guy was like, Hey, that's ours. You mind throwing it back? I was like, Oh, this whole thing? Yeah, for sure. I threw a perfect spiral. Whoa, he fucking caught it. It's sick. Uh, how old is Rhodes in the pool regards? Like, is he still doing floaties? Or is he swimming around by himself?

Can he like dive and stuff? Yes, what swimming age is he at? It's like dog years. So he is not able to swim. He's able to jump off the side and like kind of swim to me, but like he's not, I mean, he's still in the middle of swimming lessons that he's not, but he still wears like the little puddle jumper thing or that thing you slip on.

But we take it off in the shallow end. I miss those days, man. Yeah, it's you. It's great. How parts is fucking swims. I'll be going in the deep end. Shit. It's great, but also like I kind of have to

I'm kind of ready for him to be able to go just do all this stuff. Oh, sad moment of the day. So, you know, Lifetime Pool has those six slides. I was told, yeah. Well, we've been talking about these things ever so. Enough. He's I was like, you know what, dude, let's go find out. I asked the lifeguard, she's like, yeah, I'd be like 42 inches.

I think it is. We walk up. I'm sorry. So you couldn't go on. Don't laugh. Damn dude. I'm taller than 42 inches. Randy, you're shorter than me. I'm taller than you.

You're not. You're like five eight. Five, 10. There's no way. Not with that fucked up knee. Yeah, you got a little sludge. You lost it. You got a little gimp.

To match your suit. So we walk up to the thing and there's like the stairs to go up it. And it's like got the sign and I put him up and he is half an inch, right? And I was like, you know what? Fuck it. We're gonna let it rip. Walk up there, get up there as a line, gets up there, the high school kid, he looks, he's like, hey, can you stand up?

Can you put your back against that? Like measured him again at the one up top. And he's like, oh man, I'm really sorry. I can't, dude. He is just a little too short. He'll be there by the end of the summer. If he's half an inch, you'll get there by the end of the summer. I told him that and, and I will, I prepared him for this and he was not, he handled it well. Um, I remember I, I, the exact same thing happened to parks and he was crushed.

I gotta say the lifeguard, the kid that was up there, shout out to him. He's doing his job. He's very nice about it. Um, So we walked, we'd had the defeated walk back down and one of the I got to say the lifeguard, the kid that was up there, shout out to him, he's doing his job. He's very nice about it. So we walked, we had the defeated walk back down and one of the dads was like, next time, next time put on the Aqua socks. He'll be right there.

He'll be perfect. It's a good idea. I was like, yeah, you're right. It's a good thought. But yeah, we got down there and I was, I thought he was going to be really bummed, but he was not. His mom was, when I got home and told her, she's like, yeah, she's like, they have the,

those are there for like safety. He probably would have like flown off the slide. I'm like, he wasn't going to fly off the slide. I was like, he's fast. Yeah, he would have been fine. Yeah. I can definitely remember the first summer where I hit the height requirements going roller coasters.

It was amazing. The thing you got to worry about is when they, when they hit the water at the end, itasters, it was amazing. The thing you gotta worry about is when they hit the water at the end, it's deep. Yeah. So if he's not a strong swimmer, that's when he gets in trouble. Well, they let the kids do it in their... Oh, they do?

Yeah, which I didn't realize. So, and they've got, you know, the lifeguards right down there, but yeah, you're right. That was what I was kind of worried about, like him getting water up his nose or something. But yeah, so anyway. You can get some speed, one of those is faster than the other ones, and you can get some serious was what I was kind of worried about, like him getting water up his nose or something. But yeah, so anyway. You can get some speed. One of those is faster than the other ones

and you can get some serious speed. I've never done it. Why not? They're great. I don't know. Maybe I feel like I'd be stunting on roads if I just went through in the slide all the time. I think the one that's closed is the faster one.

Really? Yeah. Okay. I know this because Parks and I have raced many times down those slides and one of them always wins. I would rather do a waterslide than a roller coaster. I'm team water slides are awesome. Water slides kind of rule. Yeah. Have you ever done or you probably have. I'm seeing like the really mega ones where people just shoot off of them and do like those wild ass like tricks in the air. There's a place in Waco. They have one? Yeah. Those are cool, man. That

like launches you. Yeah. And you're you got like, I feel like six seconds of air time. You got, I think you got to be like 62 inches for those. Those are big boys. Now that one I'm not big enough for. That one you'd never see me again. Uh, yeah. And that's about it. It was a great, great weekend.

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Oh, folks, he's got, oh yeah. There's the sip. There it is. We went to Don's Depot and it's an interesting crowd at Don's Depot. Typically, it's like a mixture of frat guys and old people. It's kind of a cosmic gumbo. And the old people love to, there's a dance floor there and a live band. They love to dance and I love to ask the younger folks to dance. Not many old folks at this, at on Saturday night, maybe we went kind of

late and that's why, but it was mostly just college kids, mid twenties kids. And then a few 40 ish people sprinkled in of which I was one of them. Yeah. We met, um, new met new Austin Douche guy. So this guy was sitting really close to the band and he was probably about our age. And he was proudly from Austin. New Austin Douche guy.

Proudly from Austin. He walked up to, like we were scattered at one point. He walked up to people and he was like, Hey, are you a unicorn? And for those who don't know, unicorn is a reference to people who are from, from like born and raised in Austin, because there are not many of us around. How insufferable. But he met his match with us because there were like four of us, including me who are quote unquote unicorns. Are you a unicorn? So he was serious. He's kind of-

Oh yeah, he was really drunk. So does he just go up to a bunch of groups and just ask that every single time? Yeah. Do you think he was a Don's like regular and he's kind of just seen the crowd like turn over into like- Maybe. And now he's kind of mad about it?

Maybe. So he walked up to my friend, asked him if he's a unicorn. He's like, yeah, yeah. I went to Anderson. He goes, I'm from Westlake, Westlake, Bestlake. And he can bear it. My friend told me that I was like, oh, that guy's a douche. Five minutes later, he comes up to me and does the exact, we had the exact same conversation.

He goes, are you a unicorn? It's like, yeah, I'm from Austin. What high school? Anderson. Oh dude, Westlake, Bestlake. Like, okay. Is that a thing people say? This guy does. I don't, I don't know if it's a thing people say, but this guy was aggressive

fist bump guy. Like he kept, like he would poke his head in our group. Like we were, we were rolling about eight, 10 people deep and he would just poke his head and just hold his fist out or like, Oh, we would bump him like, okay. And then he would say a couple of things. Was he solo? I think he was solo. Two minutes later. Well, just poke his head in and stick his fist out.

Just waiting for someone to bump it. We're like, all right, dude. He was just obnoxiously annoying, obnoxiously drunk. He kept like, just we kept like, okay, just go away, dude. Finally, after about the 15th fist bump, he requested from my friend Michael. Michael's like, I'm done, dude, I'm done fist bumping. He's like, no, he goes, no. And the guy, the guy said, oh, you're a cunt. Like what? Michael's like, you just call me a cunt.

He goes, it's Michael Michael can be a man. And Michael, it's funny. If you know Michael, he's, um, the opposite of fight of like likes to fight guy. No, he, uh, he's more of a take his shirt off to drive across town. Michael's never been a fight in his life. Like if I saw Michael, like in a guy's face, I would step in because I'd be worried for Michael. Not that I'm like the one to fight. I would step in to like separate them. Michael, don't get in a fight. You're going to get wrecked.

Anyway, so this guy goes in for a fist bump. Michael's like, dude, I'm done fist bumping. There's too many at this point. And Michael's guy's exceeded and Michael's like you want to go you want to go? The guy's like oh well I just want to fist bump like yeah we know you do because you've requested it over and over again to our group. I guess you because we're from Austin you think we're buds we're really not like I don't know you. So they're kind of jawing at each other and nothing happens you know what again, Michael's not typed to fight anybody. I think he felt bold because he was with a group of other friends and he knows that we were, you know, had his back or whatever, or the guy was just like, after, after that little altercation, he just kept, he went around, around the group,

fist bumping us. It was like, Hey, I don't, you know, I don't mean anything, but he, and he was like, the guy didn't, you know, bump me. He, you know, he's a cunt. It's like, dude, you should probably stop saying that. Like we don't know you, you don't know us. We could be like, you know, down to fight right now. We're not, because we're not that kind of group.

DTF. And then five minutes later, it was time for me to leave. It was like midnight at this point. And he was waiting for me by the, by the, the exit door, just with his face, put his fist out, like, come on, what are you doing? Stop with the fist bumping. I bumped this guy 12 times. I don't know.

I don't think there's anyone in my life. I've fist bumped more than 12 times that many times. It was in a span of one hour. That's too many bumps. You just, he was unrelenting with the bumping. Did he follow you in the bathroom? No. Trying to give you a, like you turn around from the urinal, he's just, hey.

Just look in the mirror, he's over your shoulder. You look down under the stall, there's a little fist waiting for you. There's a little fist. He was just out of control and so annoying and had way too much to drink. And it was at the end of the night, it was a funny situation. Dawn's is like on that list of bars. If you get in a fight at Dawn's Depot, like you, you should be banned for life. Yeah. It's not that kind of place. No, it's not. No one there is in that. It's a happy dance, dance environment, cheap drinks. It's a fun place.

What was this guy's fit? What was his vibe? His vibe was like, just Austin, I don't wanna say Austin real estate guy, but I wouldn't be surprised. He had a cap on, he just dressed like a golf, like he plays golf, you know, on the weekends. Bow tie.

Bow tie. Yeah. What? Uh, he did not have a bow tie on. No, I don't know. I don't know. Just say he dressed like he plays golf. So this is the type of golf.

Do you golf on a bow tie? No. Okay. So this, this is the type of guy that like, when someone does some drone footage of Austin and just like showing off the city, he's the type person that comments being like, Oh, Austin's gone so downhill. Yeah, I don't know. He's just he knows that he's he's one of the few that are from Austin. So he likes to let people know that which is not exactly like A bragging card. I don't know. I mean, maybe it is. I don't know. What was he gonna say if like you weren't like what he said?

Yeah, not many of us around here. I'm actually from all that. I think he was just surprised that he approached a group that was also from Austin, you know. Damn. Anyway, douche alert. Fist bump guy at Don's Depot. Yeah. We're doing a I think we're doing track track house Thursday and we're just sitting there, looked at Twitter.

Saw that the Trump Elon split had happened. It went down unceremoniously or ceremoniously with a tweet. The big reveal, the big bombshell, I guess, if you're that surprised. But Elon did tweet that the president was the reason the Epstein stuff has not been released is because Trump is in it. He's in the files. He's named. And that's set off Twitter. And like it was kind of a funny, it was a fun Twitter day, I will say. And then more comes out about a potential fight that Elon got in with Treasury Secretary Scott Besant. And they said he got into a fight over.

I don't know if it was the budget or if it was over. Oh, plans for the IRS. They're pitching to Trump. They got into it, Elon and Scott Besant, I will call him. And apparently, Elon, like shoulder checked him. And then this dude apparently like fought back and maybe hit Elon. Elon had a black eye like a couple of weeks ago. And I don't know if this is the same from that moment,

but like Elon did was walking around with a jacked up eye. So he might've got smoked. Did you hear his reason for the black eye? What did he say? He said that little X, he was just like horse playing with little X, which is his son. Of course. And he told little X it was okay

if he wanted to just punch him. And he said little X did that with a punch to the face. Little X is a pretty sick rap name. I would like to know if little X is a Southpaw because this is coming from the left side. How old is little X? Oh, he's five years old. No, no, no.

You don't let a five-year-old clock you in the face. My four-year-old dude, once they hit four and like get a little bit more coordination, they can hurt you. Like you don't wanna just take one to the face. So that's bullshit. There's no way he did that. Yeah, that sounded like bullshit to me too.

So that's funny. The fact that there has to be video of this. It's in the White House. There's cameras. Thursday was a very wild day on Twitter. And it was all pop, like you said, it was all popping off when we were doing track house. So I was like, I wanted to be on Twitter so bad

just to follow all the action. But we had the richest man in the world and the president just go at each other. It's just fucking insane. Who were, who were best friends five minutes ago, at least publicly. That's what it seemed like. I don't know. And like that's with all the Google AI stuff on Instagram, just seeing all these like breakup videos of them and everything and like JD Vance getting two Christmases. Yeah.

Pretty, pretty fun. I saw a video of Elon and Trump kissing and I don't think it was real. It's weird that Trump didn't, I don't think Trump has said anything about the accusation of the Epstein file, which read into that, what, whatever you will. But he didn't have much to say to counter to count on that. I know JD Vance said that things is because I saw a clip. He was on Theo von like as it was happening. For some reason, he said what he was saying.

He denied. Cash Patel was doing Rogan and like Jamie, Jamie, Joe's producer, like chimed in was like, by the way, this just happened this tweet. And he was like, Oh, and it was very, very awkward. And he's like, I'm staying out of that. Yeah, I should tell the director of the FBI. Right. But yeah, for some reason, JD advanced at the O'Vaughn.

He had the people with their tin foil hats being on like, JD advanced on Theo and Casper tells on Joe Rogan as this happening seems convenient. I'm like, God, God, just things are happening. I don't really happen. Yeah, it didn't really bother me that people in power are doing podcasts. I'm like, okay, get out there and say stuff.

Even if what they say is like, like not that interesting. But, uh, the Trump Epstein thing is like not anything. I mean, like you knew he was involved in some capacity. I mean, there's, there's like, he's talked about it. He's claimed he's, he banned Epstein the app from the, uh, from his club. Our logo. Um, so that, that's not like a big shocker.

Rfk junior said he's been on Epstein's plane twice, but he said both times he was with his family and going to places that were not little St. James. Correct. Yeah. Correct. Um, yeah, it's funny that we're still, we're still talking Epstein like six years later. It's, it's the topic that'll never go away until we know the details, I think. Um, Until we know the details, I think. Which we may never know. But yeah, this is just incredible, incredible stuff. It's really putting a lot of people in an awkward spot.

If you're like a if you bought a Tesla, because you really are stoked on we're stoked on Elon and Trump and all that. Now you're just kind of, oh, what do you do? You have to, I mean, like there's a whole market for new bumper stickers. All the people who, it's like to the people who went and bought the, I bought this before he went crazy, bumper stickers on the Tesla, are they taking them off? Are they modifying it?

What do you do? Oh, I think Trump also said he's getting rid of the Tesla that he bought during that publicity stunt that they pulled in front of the White House. Does he even drive? He doesn't drive. No, he doesn't drive. He says he lets staff use it or whatever. But I think he's getting rid of it. Okay. There's a lot of good memes there too, is like, liberal and a MAGA like showing up at the same Tesla to firebomb it.

Yeah. Tesla is just caught in the crossfire of all this. Well, we were, we were just watching the stock price, like on a track house. We're just kind of watching it drop like, Oh man, that's tough. That's real tough. Um, so who you got yet to support one of them in the, in the beat. I, I'm going to say, I'm going to say Trump because I still think he is the leader of the free world. You think he is? Yeah.

He's still president. He's a better poster. I'm going to say he is the commander in chief of the US army. I don't think Elon Musk has an army. He is a million times funnier than Elon is. He's a better poster. Elon's one of the least funny people of all time.

Yeah. Right? I mean, like that's not, I don't think that's going out on a limb. Like he's, the guy's one of the worst posters. He is. He bought the app and just started aggressively posting and he's batting like 0.5 it's not good.

No, he's batting zero. 0.005. He's batting zero. Another thing you said was that the only reason Trump was elected was because of him too, that was another claim that people. That was a lot of money involved. I, I don't know. Has Trump ever made the clutch move of ordering pizza at 1 a.m. though?

Consider that. So you know how Trump's like never had a drink or whatever. Isn't that a thing? Yeah. Would you be shocked if he had never had a slice of pizza? There's no way. I think he's from New York. He's a McDonald's guy, man.

He eats pizza too. That's a great point. I'm pretty sure he eats pizza with a fork and knife. I think that's a thing about Trump. I eat Jets pizza with a fork and knife. Well, fun fact about me. That's understandable. It doesn't really lend itself because I get like,

I'm really loading that bish up with toppings. Sure. You know what I'm saying? You load that bish up. Oh my God. So I will pick, I will, I will in lieu of, of holding it with my hands, I will do the clutch move of a knife and fork.

What Randy? Yeah. Yeah. Here's a picture of him with a fork. Old Trump. Is this a known thing or is it like a one-off situation? Yeah, I think this is a known thing. Okay. That's an old- That's just an unfl? Yeah, I think this is a known thing. Okay. That's an old-

That's just an unflattering photo all around. That's a terrible picture. That's an older picture. That's one you don't want out there. Uh-uh. I can't. Okay, there it is. There it is.

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Neerdas Dylan, Dave has prepared us 0% for what is on the rundown. Ozempic Hogs is the name of this segment. What do you think it is? I'm assuming, I wanna think it's feral hogs that are taking Ozempic, I don't know. Is this like a test case? Are people shooting vitamin O into their penises?

What's going on here? Are we calling it vitamin O? Oh, I know what this is about. What is it about? Ozempic is giving guys bigger dicks. Would you please use the nomenclature? Nomenclature that's in the- Ozempic is giving guys bigger dicks. Would you please use the nomenclature nomenclature that's in the Ozempic is giving guys larger penises.

Hogs. Oh, okay. Hall hogs. There's an anecdotal, there's some anecdotal evidence out there that guys are getting maybe an extra 0.48. That's almost half an inch. Theory. Frode's had that.

He could be on the slide. Theory. You know, I had that thought could be on the slide theory. You know, I had that thought, but I didn't want to bring it up with this particular like subject matter, but you went ahead and did it and we love you for man. Great work. May I present a theory? I know what your theory is going to be.

Having been in many locker rooms where guys walk around, they seem a lot of cock. Yeah. Uh, the larger gentlemen that I see. Yeah. I know this is a guy. Larger gentlemen that have a, a more, uh, rotund pelvic region. Yeah. Kind of swallows it up a little bit.

No, kind of swallows the piece a little bit. Kind of makes your piece look a little smaller. Cause it just kind of engulfs it with the extra fat. Real cock connoisseur. So if they're getting skinnier, losing weight, that pelvic region leans out a bit in like surprise, you can see more of my wiener now. Don't clip that. Don't clip that. Don't clip that. That's what's going on here, right? It's not making your bang bigger, your hang down longer. I think you're right.

Yeah. I think a lot of people that lose weight in general. Do you remember that? I see that. Do you remember like the top three hogs you'd seen? Yeah. I think you're good. I think you're good. I think you're an answer.

You know what I mean though. I mean, this is a thing like they, they, they muscle weighs more than fat bigger guys. They tend to, it tends to hide in there and they're loose. This is a weird, no, you're right. You're right. Guys, guys who lose weight, they'll be like, dude,

I think it got bigger. And you're like, well, it didn't. You just can see more of it now. And proportionally, it like might look better. Some are, some are measuring and saying, no, no, no, no. I got this extra 0.48. Wow. You think that's a game changer? You don't have to tell any tales out of school, but where, I mean, how far has that taken you? That extra 0.48? It's taking me at least 0.48 more.

Yeah, about 0.48 more, I would say. So like 1.48. They're measuring? Like, see, that means they would have to measure before they took a zimbique and then measure again after the effects of those that make have taken place. I don't know if this was a double blind placebo study. Is this peer review journal?

I don't know. We need our women in STEM to chime in on it. This study's valid. Um, let's see. Although there hasn't been enough research done on the correlation. Or to note that correlation doesn't mean causation. I don't know if you guys know that, uh, between a semi-glutide and men's genitalia measurements.

The average penis size is continuing to rise and some experts think Ozempic might actually have something to do with it. The average penis has grown nearly 10% from 5.17 inches to 5.63 inches between 2022 and 2024 in the UK, according to diabetes.co. Where are they studying this? I don't know.

Is that a sign of, I guess that's overweight. People can get dyad. Yeah, maybe. You know who we need to get on this? Guy that knows cock more than anyone, Brian Johnson. Yeah. He needs to look into this. I don't like the C word, Randy.

I don't like that word. Because he called your friend that? Or different C word? No, cock. Oh, okay. You have to say it with like an A almost. It's, it's. Cack.

It's the P equivalent for a man. And like we wouldn't, we wouldn't call it vagina, a P word openly on this podcast. Don't. That's just dirty. That's dirty. So it was a C word. Just say dick.

Fine, his P-nar. Here's a fun fact. The data also revealed that Venezuelan man experienced a massive increase from 1.42 inches to six point six seven inches within those two years Wait, I'm sorry, New York Post what after that doesn't make sense. Oh, no one increased six point six seven Oh, okay. So I got you they went from their normal to all the way to six. So the Venezuelan man Yeah interesting dr. Richard Vinnie a

Consultant neurological surgeon at Queen Elizabeth Hospital in Birmingham thinks ozempic and similar drugs could be to blame men's penises Shorten as they get older due to increasing body fat and increasing prostate size, drawing the penis back into the body. He told diabetes.co. So your penis goes in your body as you get older? It's like Irish goodbyes. It's just like a turtle head. It's all right. My job here is done. I'm out of here. See you.

I know. Do you know anybody on a zemp? I'm out of here. See you. I know. Do you know anybody on a Zemp? You know anybody Zempin? Yeah. You do? Yeah. Well, I don't, I haven't talked to him about his, his wiener size. Let's call him.

Who is it? What's Bluetooth? Let's call him on it now. All right. You connected? No. It's just interesting. It's interesting.

The hogs. It's interesting. The hogs. It's just because you can see more of it. You're just losing, you're losing, you're losing the girth down there. What's an extra half inch going to do for anybody though? Really? Right. For some people, it might mean a lot. It's going to take you, if you're like a guy who's like really struggling,

say you're like in the three to four range, that extra half inch, maybe proportionally, I know it's a lot. That's a lot for 25, 20 percent or whatever. From four to four and a half. That's that's not nothing. I don't know. Hmm. Anyway, I'm just thinking.

I do have one potential. I have a friend who I think might be a zempin, but I don't know. And I don't want to bring it up. It's kind of like, you don't want to, you don't ask somebody if they're pregnant unless you know, no, pretty expensive, isn't it? You don't ask somebody if they're zempin unless you know, no. Right. I think it is expensive. Although, no, it's one of those things. I feel like they dial it back a little bit?

Cause I feel like a year ago, everybody's on it. The whole world was on it. I wasn't on it. I think it's still very, very prevalent. Okay. Yeah. You wanna run it back? Yeah, we got a short one today.

Timely. 0.48 shorter. Run it back, of course, the segment during which we talk about what we already talked about. Rainey played the panic Ruka card when his joke bond earlier. Free kind of leash, man. Just like that bearded dragon. Dave threw a perfect spiral to the dad who wanted his football back.

It was a Bucky's ball. Bucky's ball. Squishy one. West Lake, best lake. New Austin douche alert. That's so embarrassing. And finally, Dave loads that bishop with toppings. I do. That concludes run it back. I'm a

Jets pizza guy. Man, what if that guy's a listener? Were there any listeners at Don's Depot? I doubt he was a listener. Yeah, that's something to me. I think he would have recognized Dylan for sure. Very recognized. And that shirt especially. That's unkissed. Are you kidding me? I was getting a lot of Magnum PI. Hey, you look like a Magnum PI. Like what a compliment.

I had the mustache going with the Hawaiian shirt. Tom Selleck, Randy. Which might be a good, use that shirt for a Halloween costume. I gotta get some nut-hugging. I was gonna say, he's got a lot of hair, a lot of chest hair. I'll grow my hair out everywhere on my body. OK, I don't trim my well, I trim.

I trim my chest a little bit. What was the nut hugger thing? Is he were tight? He was really tight. Short khaki shorts. Oh, OK. Not huggers. Hey, real quick, I went to the mall on Friday. I didn't tell anybody this in my weekend. Fun, because it wasn't that fun. Do you want to say um, I went into a couple stores. Um, i'm not going to name them

um The fact that no one thinks that the 40 year old guy going into stores that are probably for people a little bit younger than 40 The fact that they don't understand that this guy's here to drop some serious coin on some clothes is insane The they I am it is like I have to go actively seek people out and I'm just gonna call them out banana Republic. Whoa Abercrombie and Fitch. Whoa, yeah, I went to Abercrombie You know how long it's been since I've been in an Abercrombie probably 20 years, but I went in there and I did buy some stuff Oh, I will say Abercrombie is poppin. Yeah in there and I did buy some stuff.

Ooh. And I will say Abercrombie is popping. Yeah. I mean, I bought a shirt. Thanks to Randy. Yes. It is a very, very, like the most crowded store in the mall, like a line, like 10 people deep to check out. They, uh, they really have done well in their rebrand kind of.

They really have. Where they haven't done well is, um, making 40 year old men feel comfortable, which I guess that's probably probably I'm a little bit on the outside of their demographic. I get it, but I'm still there to buy some stuff. I like their jeans. They've got a good price point for me. Fine. Whatever. And when they're right before the movie, just to check something out. Did you? Yeah. I wanted to try one of their crop t-shirts on, but they only had smalls and extra smalls.

So I was like, what's the deal with the crop shirts? I wanted to try to see what it looked like. I didn't. I want to see it was like, is it exposed my mid drift or is it still a good shirt? But is this the where like to the pool? Oh, no, it was just like a graphic tee. Okay. Uh, but yeah, I saw some people have the twisted cork.

I didn't go up and get a drink myself, but I looked up there and there, there were a couple of people sitting at the bar. I'm like, hell yeah. Fuck yeah. Dude's a rock. All right. See you tomorrow. Cold calls, bye.

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