Circling Back - Flaccid Nachos, Minotaurs, And Mind Freaks

Episode Date: October 17, 2022

Brett fills in for Will as the guys discuss their Weekends in Fun, The Mindfreak nearly drowning Ginuwine, the worst foods to have delivered, Brett's complaint about nachos, and Brett's Breaking News. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop •    (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter     •    (15:00) Recapping the Weekend in Fun     •    (33:25) Cris Angel's Stunt Gone Wrong     •    (50:20) The Worst Foods to Have Delivered     •    (59:45) Brett Complains About Nachos     •    (67:40) Brett's Breaking News Support This Episode’s Sponsors     •    Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off)     •    BetterHelp: Visit BetterHelp dot com slash Circling today to get 10% off your first month.     •    Rocket Money: Go to Rocket Money dot com slash circling and save possibly HUNDREDS per year.     •    EveryPlate: Get your first box for just $1.49 per meal by going to EveryPlate dot com and entering code steam149. --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

ladies and gentlemen we're back it's the circling back podcast presented by brett busy hard seltzer not brett busy hard seltzer again the only hard seltzer with vitamin c from super fruit acerola my name's dave i'm filling in for will as he travels back from michigan he gets back today i believe he'll be back tomorrow i think that's right that's accurate yeah that's gonna be huge for us full strength tomorrow sure joining me in studio today of course course, you guys know him. You love him. He's been a part of this thing for a while.

It's Brett Merriman. Hey, thank you, Dave, for having me. Excited to be here. What is your hat? Dallas Cowboys. This is a gift. I'm not going to say who because I don't want to get them in trouble. Right.

But it is a gift. Dallas football Cowboys. I didn't look at it closely. I thought it was a trashy Pease hat. But it's not. We have one that looks similar if you just like squint don't really look at it you know it's a different logo i know but like same like kind of this is a human being the trashy peas is a trashy pea what i'm saying makes a lot of sense yeah so you're it's a human being riding half of a horse.

Yeah. Okay. It's a half horse. It's spooky season. A minotaur. Minotaur. Yeah. It's half cowboy, half horse. What would a cowboy minotaur be called?

Like a cowboy on top, stallion on the bottom. A horse boy. A horse boy. That's not even creative. Centaur? What did Randy say? Okay, Randy. He corrected, not a minotaur, okay randy he corrected not a minotaur a centaur what's a minotaur send me that video it's like a miniature version of a centaur i really don't know oh minotaurs have horse half man wait wait wait wait which let's get to the bottom of this

please what's scary minute halves that's what it is. Hey, stop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Since we've got spooky season, which we will get to later, or tomorrow, not today. We're not doing it today. What's spookier? Okay, a horse body with a human upper torso or flip it? Flip it. Flip it. That's a minotaur with the bull on the top. Because it's got the bull brain.

And so you know it's just loco. If a centaur were to wear wear pants how would he wear it it's like a dog wearing pants you remember that meme yeah like the whole internet was just just torn apart what what era was this you don't remember that meme oh three it was a adult it was a sketch of a dog wearing pants, but there were two versions of it. One. Wait, was it really a poorly done sketch? No. Okay.

It was a sketch of a dog wearing pants. One version had the dog wearing pants only on its bottom half up to like a human zoo, basically. It covers up the dirty parts. The other version. If it's a male dog, it covers the penis in the butt. Sure. the dirty parts the other version if it's a male dog it covers the penis in the butt sure the other version had pants on all fours right but it came up like halfway up the body kind of okay so not

only are you you're getting chest coverage but you're also covering the penis in the butt right but the other version the front i'm just i'm trying to paint a picture for people are fully naked it's just bottom leg coverage. Second version, all four legs have pants on. Randy, can we pull this up? I think he's looking for it. How do you not know about this? The internet was torn apart.

Families were ruined. Maybe I was like taking a break from social. Friendships ended over this. Have you tried taking a break from social? It was kind of like the white and gold dress versus the blue and black. There it is, Dave black. There it is. There it is. Brett just put Randy in a body bag. If a dog wore pants, would he wear it like this or like this?

Oh, okay. Yeah. I'm on second team. Right. It's team two. Team two is much more hilarious. Team one is like, come on. Team one is ridiculous.

No one wears pants like that. Team two just looks like somebody's dad. Just got a little bit of a gut going. So are we all officially Team 2? Randy, what are you on? Randy's also Team 2. I think that's a smart play. That's how a dog would wear pants.

How do you even make pants that look like the first? Team 1. I don't think you make pants either way. Dude, I got to get my dog in some jeans on Halloween. You know why you can't put a dog in pants like that? Because he'll just pee in them. I mean, theoretically, a human could do that too. Right, but humans, as you get older, usually they're trained to use the toilet.

You'd be surprised. You've peed your pants? If a dog goes out on the lawn and squats in those jeans, he's going to get pee-pee jeans. Well, they have a hole for the tail. Theoretically, they could have a hole for the... Oh, just fucking clean it up, dude. You've been on the show for four minutes. You're already making...

Not that tail, David. No, not that. How was golf? Can I save it for getting fun? Unless you're talking about the live tour. You can intro me if you're ready. Hey, we never really got to the bottom of what was the spookier combination of Minotaur.

I forgot which one's which already, honestly. I have too. The one with the horse head. Wait, what's Centaur, Randy? Hold on, I'm going to turn his mic up. You guys probably want to hear from Randy. Okay, a Centaur is a horse body and a man's torso. A Minotaur is a human body with a bull head.

Right. A bull head. We're all on board with bull head being the freakiest because you're not used to seeing that. I guess you wouldn't be used to the other way, but still. Who wins in combat? Centaur or Minotaur? The bull head.

Bull head, dude, because bull brain's different. Yeah, it is. They'll fight to the death. But you also have human legs. What if you have like- He's not good on the mat. Dylan's legs. he doesn't squat because he's got up that the human base so it's not strong on the mat you know yeah he's top heavy extremely you don't you don't want to go you

don't want to face up with him you don't want to get inside with him oh no no no no no but centaur like centaur overall can can run laps around you so probably i'm gonna i'm taking a centaur even though the human is human lower body though is not as imposing as like a bull lower body or even a horse just because of the that's what i'm saying is the hooves the hooves yeah like the you know centaur is gonna get outside you maybe like you take you take one kick like a back kick for some reason if you're trying to take the minotaurs back you take a hoof to the skull you're done take one of the sternum man you're you're at a minimum broken ribs lacerated liver or something famously conor mcgrider took a took a shot to the leg you took a minotaurs well he threw the shot yeah well that's true but still i mean he did take a shot to the leg correct speaking of somebody

takes shots to the legs, Dylan Chivary. Yeah, yeah, thank you. I'm happy to be here. Like juices? Well, yeah, he's on D-ball now. Really? Look how big he looks.

He's on the winnie. This weekend, we had a Texas home game. Dub. We had an Austin FC game. Playoffs. Dub. We had ACL. Weekend two.

Next weekend, we have F1 in Austin. We had ACL. Weekend two. Next weekend, we have F1 in Austin. Also, a little front move through last night. Are you being paid by the Chamber of Commerce? What is this? A little front move through last night. It feels great. I don't think they need us to. Where am I going with this?

I don't know. I don't know. It's a great time to be alive in Austin, Texas. That's what I'm saying. Wow. Great time to be alive in Austin, Texas. Minister of culture. We also have a party at the office this weekend brad am i invited uh yeah you've are you've actually artists don't tell people that because now everybody's gonna show up we're not gonna have enough snacks for everybody well who's in charge of snacks we

hired a security service to balance the party so they can't come in. It's just Omar. He's in charge of snacks or security? No, it's Danny Riggs. Oh, Dan can work security. And Boosh. Boosh will work in the door. Boosh's mullet looks fantastic. Boosh is not going to be a good security guard. Are you kidding?

No. He should be ripping cigs out there, just scaring people off. Yeah, he's just making conversation with people, and they're just walking in. He is quite pleasant, actually. It's a great time to be alive in Austin. One of my favorite dad sayings is like, oh, Chamber of Commerce Day outside, boys. Nice blue sky. Crispy.

Yeah, crispy Tuesday coming, I believe. And Wednesday. Crispy, crispy. Dew points in the lower 40s, dude. Dylan, I look forward to you joining me for my morning cold plunges. Once the lifetime pool gets cold enough, I'm going to have you come up there with me. We're going to cold plunge.

We're going to get out. We're going to feel good. We're going to start our day right. So they keep their pool open in winter. They do. So you do a cold plunge. Well, that's not why they keep it open, but people do it. They just keep it clean because I think it's cheaper

to keep a pool of that size just operational than to just let it get mold know moldy and two things keeping me from going to that gym in the morning one there's one that's closer to me two if i do go there in the morning i'm fighting like rush hour traffic on the way back oh the guys just spent the last eight minutes gassing up austin's like about traffic now traffic here stinks baby that's dylan chivery ladies and gentlemen thank you hey we mentioned this earlier but uh we do spooky season it's kind of a signature piece of content we do it's every tuesday but it is only on patreon optimized tier and a special spooky season tier check it out we do four episodes

tomorrow will be episode three we're on season four you also will get access to all the previous ones which i do believe correct me if I'm wrong, are evergreen. You can listen to those now. They're still listenable. Sure. Not only because of the jokes and the humor and the banter, but the top ghost stories never go out of style.

It's very true. A ghost story from five years ago is just as valid as a ghost story today. I would agree. How's the spookiness been so far compared to other years, you think? I can't answer that. Let Dylan answer. I got goosebumps twice the last episode. R.L. Stine style.

Like legit ones, man. Like hair standing straight up. Really? I was just straight up spooked. Damn. Like the hair stand up on the back of your neck, even though you don't have any right now? Because you- I shaved my neck and cut myself doing so, yes.

Can I bring something up about that? You know how I've had a couple hairdressers or one famously who went to like two different locations and i followed her to one and then when she left that one abruptly i didn't follow her again because i didn't want to seem like a haircut simp she can't remember this no no she's i know where she's at it's she's up in like hyde park it's too far away no i've been going to this place around the corner from me, and I've seen the same lady three times, and she does a good job. I get a text out of the blue last week. She died? She's gone. No, she's still with us. She left. She didn't tell me why. I didn't

want to ask. I don't know how she got my number. I'm assuming they just gave all the numbers of her clients to her. She texts me. She's like's like hey just letting you know this is my last day i'll let you know where i'm gonna be um i didn't i didn't respond because i really didn't know what to say she double texted me oh she double texted me she likes cutting all day huh yeah well she's and then she told me where she was and i didn't and uh tell me if this is sorry i didn't respond oh man we weren't on a text related courtesy test sounds good exclamation point no i just didn't want i didn't want to like say like i bet or something no you left her on red twice she doesn't know what bet means she's significantly older what if there's anything wrong with that are you out on scotch no it's just this place is like legitimately a three minute drive from my home you go to sexy

scissors what's that is that where they do it topless uh they do it wearing like lingerie basically i think yeah i'm not trying to do that i don't i don't need uh i don't need to pitch a tent when i've got the uh thing over me a curtain it's not a curtain just saying the nylon curtain what is that is that really a thing i mean it makes sense that it would be sexy scissors given that we live in idiocracy in austin there used to be one here i don't i think they may have been run off by uh sport clips there's one in uh i believe this is taiwan there's one in taiwan if you want to go oh man they used to be long there's definitely used to be one off the coast of taiwan and austin uh thailand excuse me not taiwan oh quite uh okay interesting that could

be an interesting sexy scissors beauty salon that's quite a commute. Men or lady. Yeah, I got to go to Thailand next week to get my haircut. Yeah. Anyway. Hey, leave us a review. If you think this podcast is in any way decent, if it brings you any joy in life, leave us a five-star review. Hell, even a four-star review.

I don't hate that. Don't ask for a four-star review. No, because it gives us room to improve yeah just don't review it if we're below five stars wait until we we earn that fifth star then review it how about that all right that's well said can i live fire a patreon idea on this very on air okay tell me what you think of this dave we put dylan in a cold plunge it's the dylan shivery hour and it's just while he's in the cold plunge that's gonna be hard kevin hart does like these those ice bath videos doesn't he oh i don't know it's gonna be too cold man i like it's hard to keep your focus

it is hard to to talk have a conversation while maintaining your breathing that's all you have to do is maintain breathing or Or we can do it on Twitch so it's live. How about we just not do it? What if I get it sponsored? Would you do it? Sure. Okay. Hey, Dylan, what's that hat you're wearing?

Why don't you turn it around for the folks? Oh, it's a washed hat. Washed media? Like this company? Washed media, yeah. Where did you get that? Did you get that at washedmedia.shop? I did. Fuck yeah. I did. Fuck yeah.

I did. Out of office hats, fajita varsity shirts, stickers, the famous or infamous too much dip bar hat. All that. Podcast week shirts. Podcast week. Celebrate appropriately. Check it out. Washedmedia.shop.

Can I tease something for the folks? Yeah folks yeah yeah do you want to just host no i sorry no it's fine we need the content it's a big uh it's a big week for us because we're doing uh we might be doing some christmas sweater ideas this week okay just saying keep an eye out y'all need a cold stove one christmas sweater we can probably make that happen okay we'll throw a couple designs together once you hit me with that calendar invite i literally did the one thing i invited you to this week which is a phone call you haven't responded to yet yeah i don't know if i'm gonna go oh what are you doing oh i'll go to thailand to get a haircut oh that's right that's the the lawn. Yeah. Sexy scissors. You know what that means.

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Get it out of the way. Okay. Friday, not much. Played my Zah card. Okay. went to um what's that mean exactly i'm new here i don't listen what's what is this all card that's according to dave and there's some text that we can't get our hands on you can only eat pizza once a week and it's called playing your za card interesting where'd you play it i went to uh why, why am I blanking on the name of this place? The one on South Congress, but I didn't go to that location.

Homeslice? Homeslice, thank you. Went to the one up north. That's a great spot for a New York slice of pie. Yep. Quiet Friday night, I had a glass of wine, chilled. Saturday, went to the Texas football game. Chilled wine, nice.

Texas didn't play great. Still got the dub. Hard fought win. Yeah, they had that powerhouse Iowa State. Iowa State just mucked it up, man. It was an ugly game. It was an ugly game. They got a good defense. They might have got wrong on a call at the end there and a fumble, but.

No, they didn't. Ooh. Made it. It was reviewed. It was reviewed heavily. Yeah, it was a right call. Yeah, I went to the game, man. It was a good time.

I went with my friend Brett over here. What's up? He was there, man. It was cool. Drank a couple of cold beers. Thanks to our good friend Ben, who gave us the tickets, went with us to the game, had a great time. The Strat Daddy.

Guess I missed that invite. Interesting. Chilled at home the rest of Saturday and Sunday, for that matter. Pretty low-key weekend for your boy other than stepping out for that game. You know what? You didn't do much, but you made the most of your time there. You didn't D around. You got in.

You got out. You were tactical. Brett. Yeah. Weekend started on Thursday night, I suppose, with a dub for LaVacris, men's hockey, Dylan. Oh, sure. Yeah, we got a dub over Harv's team.

Just beat the piss out of him. Wait, you're not on Harv's team anymore? No. Why? He didn't draft me. Did you find the net? Oh. What happened?

He was waiting for me to be a late-round steal, and I got picked. What round did you go in? I don't know. I want to want to know did you brick something we just don't know about it i don't think so did you find the net uh not on not on thursday though picked up an assist though just an apple dish and pox around boys finishing and burying the you know you dump and chase no you don't dump and chase in men's league why not because it's like kind kind of frowned upon. Why? It's just a really boring strategy. Because someone just gets slammed up against the boards. Is that why?

It's just lame. There's no benefit to it when you just play possession hockey. Anyway, got that dub. Dylan's more of a chase and pump guy. Nice. Yeah. Friday, went to – my cousin's in town all weekend. Shouts to Bridget.

I met her. Very nice young lady. She's awesome. So we went to Ski Shores Friday out by the lake. Got Matt's El Rancho in Friday. What, Dave? Nothing. Go ahead.

What? Nothing. I promise. I'm sorry. Got Matt's El Rancho in Friday night. What did you get i want fish tacos did you upgrade to the redfish nope oh my god nope i did not embarrassing okay there's tacos here's the secret gotta get a side of finishing sauce oh how much does that cost you it's literally

called finishing sauce there's no jokes here it's just really good it's like a soy garlic ginger situation. They cook everything with it. Oh, God. It's stuff they use to cook, and that kind of made you feel bad about yourself for eating it. Is it Matt's original recipe? Unclear if Matt designed the sauce. I genuinely don't know what it is.

I'm sure I've tasted it on my taste buds. Yeah. As is, that's where you taste things. Right. No, I just get a side of it kind of poured on the rice poured on the fish it's really good um saturday my first texas game as a resident of austin incredible atmosphere one did they have a musical performance uh not before the game not in the stadium the alumni band, and I cried because they retired a drum.

So I was a little emotional about that. Big Bertha. Yeah. Got retired. You cried? Yeah, I teared up. It was a drum. I know.

Like an inanimate object. Right. Yeah, there was a lot of history. And got no soul. A lot of alumni were there. It was an emotional moment. So I teared up at the retirement of Big Bertha after 100 years. I missed this. Yeah. What were you doing? How did you miss it? Brett crying. It was halftime. moment so i teared up at the retirement of big bertha after 100 years i missed this yeah what

were you doing how did you miss brick crying it was half time i was off getting a sandwich and a beer fuck yeah dylan's cooler than you actually i brought brought a beer bag dylan's in the back pumping beers and you're crying over a drum i had i had beers too i had a lot a lot of mickey bang bass at the touches game how many uh probably five That's good. 12-ounce or 16? 16. They're big boys. They're big boys. And they were like eight bucks.

Wow. Very good. Very good game day prices. Sounds like you had a lot of fun, a lot of rowdiness too. If you do it to a scale. What are you and Randy doing? Nothing. What's going on here?

I lost two. Yeah, I don't. Sorry. It feels like Dave and Randy dylan or dave and randy versus dylan and brett no it was a wise man michael bud light's ultimate tailgater said that once he said they have a lot of fun but there's a lot of rowdiness too got it those two things can coexist despite what a lot of people say this is a good weekend your weekend is looking stronger than dylan's currently mainly because of the Friday night activities.

But I'm anxious to see what happened yesterday. Unless you're not done. No. Saturday we went to fucking Y'all Out Boy and got my emo on. What's that? I'm new here. I don't know what that is. Y'all Out Boy is Austin's premier cover band where they cover songs that Dave would like and Dylan would hate.

Bought at Blink-182, for example. Maybe some Green Day. I got Blink tickets tickets today did you really elisa got them whoa yep that's cool arm and a leg i don't know she's i told her i didn't want to know okay yeah viola boy was awesome uh highly recommend that people go to it i didn't realize they were local they only play local shows that's pretty cool very cool so these guys have day jobs yeah absolutely oh that's great yeah and they're just a cover band 20 bucks to go had a blast what's your favorite cover they do uh probably my own worst enemy

lit dylan man on him familiar with that song maybe if someone's saying it but i don't really want to talk about it on thursday when we were playing pop punk in the studio dave looked up kind of inquisitively uh during fat lip no listen and was like who's this we i came in here who's this i came in here on thursday and pop punk was playing and you know i didn't complain one time i asked to turn it down a little bit because it was like too loud but i didn't complain i was a good sport i let i let these guys have their fun for like i don't know four hours straight of pop punk music wasn't a fan but you know i didn't complain i should get some uh some points for that credit the dylan for being a good sport

complaining and being a good sport i want some good sport points it's a different game It's Randy's thing So y'all are welcome Thank you Dylan I walked in and you guys were blaring Jimmy Eat World on Thursday They do a good middle cover too Okay It's a good song to cover Very good song

These guys can hear like the first three seconds of a song And to me they all sound the same It's the same lead singer for every song It's the same upbeat just whatever And you guys can nail down the name of the song and the artist like that and it's pretty impressive that you are able to do that um don't know how you do it yeah a lot of time has been designated in my life to listening to those opening riffs and a lot of the songs usually have good opening riffs it's the same lead singer um for every band like blink has two of them so yeah anyway saw y'all up boy saw our friend jay bone at little woodrose afterwards

oh along with boosh um good time very good time and then yesterday as I'm very tired, very hungover, a lot of standing on Saturday at the Texas game, at the concert, a lot of walking, pretty beat up. I decided to do more of that and go to Bolden Acres right down the street here, watch some games, watch the Austin FC game. And then went to, what did I do yesterday oh into the bills bar nickel city great time my first time east side east side yeah east side of austin uh the bills won great game josh allen is him some are saying some are saying changing of the guard is what some have said a lot of fun people are already writing off the Mahomes. They have really good wings there. No one's doing that.

I did not have because last night dinner at Sammy's. Italian diff. Got a table. Had some bataccia. Some burrata. Some cacio e pepe. Some lumaccia alla vodka. Did you go with the mozzarella sticks?

We went with the mozzarella sticks, yeah. With the basil ranch, pesto ranch. You didn't get the finishing sauce? No finishing sauce at Sammy's. Sammy wasn't providing finishing sauce? They just call it arrabbiata there. Ah, fair, fair. And then here we are.

And then welcomed with a nice cold front to begin the week. Is fall the best season to be hungover? Winter, no. Winter is because you don't feel bad about not doing anything. with a nice cold front to begin the week. Is fall the best season to be hungover? Winter? No, winter is because you don't feel bad about not doing anything. Out at the bar, Sunday, let's say you're going to watch games or something, or Saturday, big night the night before, you should put on like a crew neck, some joggers, ball cap, and you're just at the bar and you're hungover.

But that's way better than being hung over in shorts and a t-shirt right being hung over in the heat sucks you hung over i mean the worst falls the best time to dress period no matter what what's going on so yeah well dressing is only part of it it's vibes as well well the vibes are immaculate in the fall falls far and away the best season of the year far and away no qualms like a mile between fall and in my opinion winter is number two that's about a mile it's about a mile i don't know what like team dave and fucking randy think but we're on the same page i still have to do my weekend yeah how was how was your thing let's hear about your weekend, man. Everyone wants to know. I had a good weekend.

Longview? I went to East Texas. Actually, almost directly in between Tyler and Longview. If you're not from here, that's East Texas, Northeast-ish Texas. Did a golf trip. Do one every year in October. A bunch of guys from my hometown, people I grew up with. And, yeah, we went up Thursday night.

Three of us rented RVs. So many RVs for a group. One guy owned one, and then the two of us rented one. More on that in a moment. Go up Thursday night, meet up with with the boys go to a barbecue place that a listener recommended and it was good had some ribs some brisket go back have a few beers early bird got to get up early the next morning in bed in my my tiny tiny rv bed and uh did you share with flounder i shared it with uh i might have shared it with

the guy whose story you heard on spooky season last week maybe wow but um no i didn't share a flounder that would have he's a loud loud sleeper as you can his shirt was electric by the way it was phenomenal shirt um friday morning we do our practice round which is just basically like a gambling round amongst friends just you know back and forth effing around the course was tempest which is a very nice course i liked it i like the layout was in good condition um friday afternoon we had like the whole day we go into town we went to a little spot called the back porch which best chicken fried steak i've ever tried i tried someone's i actually ordered the the fried catfish which was perfect um really good spot really. Really cool restaurant bar situation.

Didn't play well Saturday. We do individual flights in the morning, and then from there we draft two-man scramble teams, and then from there we draft four-man scramble teams for Sunday. I played bad, 94, went 51, 43. It just a bad and what i wasn't even hung over i just was bad yeah and it was very disappointing i was very upset flounder and i teamed up on the two man we didn't play well weren't making birdies i think on like hole 15 we were like why do we even play golf like we're not even enjoying this we know that feeling very well contemplated selling our clubs that whole deal yeah was it the tea or the the greens that got you the greens were tough it was just tea tea balls man

i was just i was losing it to the right and i was just you're spraying it i was uh yeah i was i was dropping on every other hole oh geez not great i couldn't lost a lot of golf balls it's too bad the rv we rented looked good from the outside inside the shower leaked and uh at one point my buddy's showering and someone's banging on the door there's like a tank that you're supposed to empty out like a water tank i don't know there's gray water the gray water tank and it overflowed and it was pouring out of the bottom of the RV. The people we rented it from had to come out. Oh no. And they were, yeah, they, they made it sound like, oh, this isn't that big of a deal, but like looking under there, you could see like insulation and stuff. So I think it was a big deal.

They're going to get a bad review. Just going to tell you that right now right now not a good place but uh i've never stayed in an rv park before and uh i was a first good interesting scene road dog life a lot of a lot of interesting cats in the rv park there sure are man yeah gotta know how to flush the black water makes me want to go water or something i'm gonna get a camp something. I want to get a camp off soon. You want to get a camp off? What's the best place to camp around here? There's a place near here called McKinney Falls. That's decent.

If you don't mind a little road trip, I'll go down to Garner State Park along the Frio River. Be careful out there. A lot of garner snakes. Along the Frio River. Frio means cold in Spanish. You can do the drop if you want.'s fine okay it was minor applause yeah came back yesterday oh we played five holes on the four-man scramble and then we got dumped on and it was cold and windy so we stopped playing

because if we were i was everyone was soaked everybody had their rain gear still soaked it was miserable got home in time for for the end of the late games. Watch the boys. Telephone them. That's fine. I'm calling moral victory. Don't care. Talk about that on Too Much Dip.

With Brett. And KJ. Good weekends all around. Good weekend. Big weekends. Randy, surprisingly, not as Randy as we thought he was going to be this morning. Oh, Randy. Yeah. Did you get any ACL things you want to talk about no you don't you got weird at acl i think or were you a stage coach you did have to take one of the acl days off though i don't know

if this is telling tales out of school randy you had a tummy ache for day two oh tom toms was it the bad stuff this is the tummy ache having this group of guys I've ever met. We got tummy aches all around, man. There's something going around. Be careful out there. A lot of people's kids are down with a little tum-tum issue. Okay. I'll keep an eye out for my kids.

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That's that one, right? I mean, that was surprisingly on tune. Oh, thank you. Yeah. Yeah, apparently he's got a new show on the... Is it really on the CW? Pony's kind of a dirty song if you didn't know. It's always like, it's about fucking.

Here's a, here's a stanza. Is that what you call it? You're going to do some lyrics here? Yeah. Go ahead. If you're horny, let's do it. Ride it, my pony. My saddle's waiting.

Come and jump on it. Okay, keep going. So is this like a minotaur situation a little bit yeah uh sitting here flossing peeping your stilo what's a stilo that's oh i don't you might want to look that one up just once if you have the chance the things i would do to you maybe peeping skilo you and your body every single portion send chills up and down your spine juices flowing down your thigh oh come on that's dirty dylan jesus this is genuine it's not me dog hey i gotta say don't say portion when referring to the body it just sounds again not my word i know i'm just in general if you're a songwriter singer songwriter uh do you want the dictionary

definition for stilo, Dave? Yeah. Yeah, I can always edit it. Urban definition. Peep in your stilo. Slang for style. A playa's aura. Okay.

That's not dirty. Some get this definition infused with swagger, but it's not the same thing. That's a common mistake people make. It's your fashion, but that's just part of the bigger picture. Let's just say the devil didn't make you do it. It was your steelo. Anyway, shots to Genuine and hit song Pony. Hit song Pony.

Which is dirty. Big song. Dirty, but classic. Anyway, back to the story at hand here. World-renowned illusionist, Chris Angel, known to some as the Mind Freak. That's how we refer to him. Presents a new reality competition, Dylan. It's called Chris Angel's Magic to some as the mind freak. That's how we refer to him. Presents a new reality competition, Dylan. It's called Chris Angel's Magic with the Stars.

This looks like it's going to suck, but I'm going to watch. Let me just start there. That's my jump off point. I'm probably going to pass, but I respect your decision to watch. Do I get the CW? I was going to say, what's the platform here? CW, that's a red flag to me. If it was on Netflix, I'd be all in.

Chris Angel's not getting that Netflix bag yet. Yes, he should. On this show, Ginuwine was the guest star, and they did a stunt where he was submerged in water. Something you need to know about Ginuwine is that he doesn't do well underwater. He can't hold his breath for 15 seconds. you can't hold his breath for 15 you can't hold his breath for 15 seconds i think it's a it's a mental it is it's not a long capacity thing i didn't yeah because he was a noted r&b singer in the 90s yes many hits in the show he was this is from um the daily mail in the show he was trying to overcome his fear of being underwater as he couldn't hold his breath for longer than 15

seconds before trying to stunt out. Although he failed in rehearsals, he still went ahead with the stunt on the show and everyone was in tears. Rehearsals didn't go well. So we had a breakthrough. And they decided, fuck it, let's do it live. And it still didn't go well.

And he passed out in water. He became unconscious. But he did get it eventually, right? I don't know. Didn't you just say that and everybody cried like tears of joy? Oh, I think they were in tears because they thought this man was dying on stage. But Chris Angel should bring him back, right? Well, he is the mind freak.

Did you know that Chris Angel is also an author of the book Mind Freak, Secret Revelations? That's where he reveals his secrets on mind freaking. You have to think. Man, if I'm fearful of being underwater, I'm just not going to go in this glass container, this glass box that has water in it and submerge myself. You scared to face your fears? Oh, yeah. Yeah. The equivalent for me is heights.

I don't do heights. Don't do them. I'm terrified of them. You can't get me on a ladder that's like 15 feet. Really? You can, but I'm not going to be happy about it. I need a ladder. I've got a clog in my gutter.

I noticed when it was raining this morning. You got to get a ladder, dog. If you find one, can I borrow it? Well, my ladder's here. After you, I got to hang skis on my accent wall. I've got one here. I'm going to take it home tonight, and I'll bring it back tomorrow. You'll need them for very different reasons.

Yeah, mine's more like a necessity. Yours is aesthetics. Aesthetics, yeah. Well, yeah, it is. Are you really putting those skis up in your apartment? Yeah. I'm going to put them on my accent wall, like you you said i heard you go skiing in your apartment all the time cocaine i don't do cocaine yeah he got you there more on meth later though for there's not gonna be coke

at your halloween party is there because i'm not gonna go just uh wheezing cocks oh okay shout out to genuine. I'm glad he made a, he didn't make a full recovery by the way. We should report that. He did make a full recovery. Every wine's fine. Listen to this.

Every episode will feature two celebs who will train with Chris. They will learn his award-winning revolutionary magic to compete and create a mind blowing series of magic performances. So hold your breath for 15 seconds magic no you just do that the pool a lot of these things can you hold your breath for 15 seconds yeah all right go a lot of the david blaine's hold on hold on like the david blaine he just does like these wild ass stunts that aren't magic at all it's like i'm gonna freeze myself in a block of ice and then i'll like let it melt over it like i mean that's cool but it is yeah there's nothing magical about it it's just like endurance challenge you want to see a rabbit out

the hat you're old school remember he took those balloons to like the edge of space yeah and a lot of people thought that was kind of lame because he was tethered to the um balloon thing he wasn't holding on with just his grip strength. Oh, you can't do that. No one's going to do that, Dave. You're fucking crazy. This guy's loco. I agree with you, though, Dave. It was like, okay. Hard to breathe up there. That altitude. The contestants

must try to master three major categories of magic. I wonder what three of those are. They will perform in front of a panel of three judges. Got to have judges. If you want to put a new show out there on network television or the CW, whatever that is, you got to have judges. Sure.

Because that's how you go viral. That's how you become a meme and get buzz about the show. You have a judge have an absurd reaction. Let's say Rudy Giuliani takes the mask off and you're like, holy shit's rudy giuliani then you gotta like get mad and storm off stage who are the judges for this certain uh edition i'm still mad at david blaine for not showing up at my bachelor party thank you well i think he was there he just couldn't see him because he was invisible i got news for you guys news we've got emmy award-winning television host and comedian uh loney love master magician lance bur, also a member of the judges panel,

as is Criss Angel himself, the mind freak. Really? I feel like his vote should count like double because he is the mind freak and it's his show. I don't know if that's going to happen. Have we done Criss Angel's net worth on this podcast? No, let's guess it. Okay.

We probably have done it. You looked it up? I have it right now. Ooh, I'm going to say Criss Angel, a.k.a. We've probably outdone it. Randy can tell us. You looked it up? I have it right now. Ooh, I'm going to say Chris Angel, a.k.a. the Mind Freak, is worth... Don't count out his time as a front man for heavy metal band Angel in 1989. Angel Dust, right? Didn't even know about that. Yeah.

Chris Angel is worth $48 million. Ooh. He did have that Vegas residency, I believe. Vegas, baby. Yeah. I'm going to go $38 million. ooh um he did have that vegas residency i believe vegas baby yeah um i'm gonna go 38 million the answer is 50 million dollars i'm pretty close pretty close what about david blaine who's worth more i could see ch Chris Angel. I feel like Chris Angel's got more. He's monetized the brand more than David Blaine. David Blaine seems more about the game. Exactly.

He's a street magic guy. He just wants to blow your mind. He wants to go out there. Yeah, he's not going to freak your mind, but he'll blow it. Yeah. We have a connection to David Blaine. Don't forget.

Stop saying that because we're never going to use it. $21 million. D-Blaine? David. D-Blaine, don't forget. Don't, stop saying that because we're never going to use it. $21 million. D-Blaine? David. D-Blaine? Davey B. I'm going to say $32 million. The original D-Man?

He's worth $40 million. One and one. Mind free, got it. Good job. One and one. Let's finish it with Genuine's net worth. Ooh. I feel like... Rubber match here.

Let me just say, this is going to sound bad, but I feel like if you're doing this show i'd be struggling a little bit see a one trick pony y'all um nine million dollars $9 million. $17 million. $1.5 million. For genuine. He had one song. Like legit. Right?

No. I think he had a couple. It's also been... It's been a while. It's been a minute. Oh yeah. You don't remember In Those Jeans?

Not really. How's it go? Give me a bar. Give me a bar. Give me a stanza. In those jeans. He's talking about the dog wearing the pants. Correct.

Nice callback. Thank you. You want to read some In Those Jeans lyrics? You want me to do it? I'll do it. I'll take this one. You're going to like this. Okay.

Looking good, plenty tight. Is there room? Any more room for me? It's a Shakespeare. In those jeans, really thick, like I like it. Tell me, is there any more room for me in those jeans? Randy, looking tasty, really scrumptious. Tell me, is there any more room for me?

All right, we get it, dude. Yeah, he wants to be in those jeans. First of all, they're not- You can't fit two folks in one pair why would yeah they've got to be those uh what's that duluth trading company jeans for like or maybe like the plumbers the before jeans from jared from subway you can fit two people in those yeah i'm gonna leave that one alone you've got that thunder and it only makes me wonder how it feels to get up in those jeans like if if he's talking about what i think he's talking about fucking just take the jeans off you don't have to get inside of the jeans it's not usually how your foreplay works right yeah can you imagine like if you know you're consummating your marriage because you shouldn't have sex till you're married

and like that first night like after the uh after the wedding you're like take off that dress put on some jeans and as she's like putting them on you're like actually you just hop in there with her mind if i join isn't that that's a chase song, isn't it? Gotta be. What? Take off that dress, put on those jeans. It needs to be. If it's not, you should write that song. I will. I will write a fake Chase Rice song. Real or fake Chase Rice songs. Yeah, I don't know, man. I saw Frankie Muniz is going to be a part of this. That makes all the sense in the world did you ever meet him in your uh barstool travels my travels nope never met he seems like somebody that you would randomly have had a run-in with he does you're absolutely like he called you a dickhead or something

no just travis kelsey oh he called you a dickhead yeah and kevin kisner travis kelsey not well liked i think who's kevin kisner oh kisner yeah kisner called me an asshole because i his friends blacked out at rough and rowdy and i like couldn't well were you being an asshole no i sounds like you're being kind of a narc to kiz no i was not being an art to kiss i actually helped kiz out they were just bombed did you make fun of his comb over haircut no you should have he's got bama bangs as a girl does yeah it's interesting really weird interesting stuff just good good dude it's a south good dude i he was just one asshole comment but that's fine um anything else on the mind freak i don't think so man we'll tune we'll maybe spin off a patreon

pod or something there'll be one or two good to like video and viral viral clips do we think maybe this was like done on purpose to create some buzz because otherwise we're not talking about chris angel in his new show think they almost drowned genuine to create some buzz i do perhaps i do if genuine drops a new album shoot up the charts do you think they were like testing him to see if he was like the prince who was promised like if he survives comes back to life it's like oh fuck he's the one probably not probably not no this is just something i think about sometimes okay hey so you recently picked up had some food delivered huh

call that a segue in the biz i i know i need this i needed to sit in this spot just doing slap guy i like that he's my he's a good slap guy he just kind of takes it which i respect they don't hurt though no you're just it's slap guy yeah dylan i'm glad you mentioned that i uh i picked up dinner last night there's an establishment i'll just say what it's called it's chewy's it's uh it's an austin place there's a couple of them i told you about my favorite menu item right which i can't say out loud in the restaurant liquor cat oh yeah what is it uh it's called chica chica boom boom right and it's really humiliating to say out loud as a grown man so i just say i'll take the boom

boom enchiladas and they are fantastic is that much better it's better than chica chica boom boom yeah it's like going uh which place has the Rooty Tooty Fresh and Fruity? I always screw that up. How can you order that? Either Denny's or IHOP. How can you order that? Say that out loud and take yourself seriously. It's on the menu.

Just have fun. I think Chicka Chicka Boom Boom is even worse. Well, let me say this. They look pretty good, don't they? You guys might know it at home from- They're so good. This is where Jenna Bush got a MIP, or she got busted with her fake ID when she was in it at home. This is where Jenna Bush got MIP, or she got busted with her fake ID when she was in college at UT.

Really? Really. Yeah. It was a big scandal. Then they found her laptop, and there was a bunch of crack smoking on there. That was different. One time I freak danced with Barbara Bush at a party.

Is that true? Yeah. Were you in front or behind? I was behind, yeah. Did G-Dub come over and be like, hey, man. He wasn't at the party. Was he? Oh, I'm thinking the older Barbara Bush.

No. So they famously had- A daughter named Barbara? A daughter named Barbara. That makes way more sense. The name Barbara skipped a generation. She's the one that's not on the Today Show. Right.

She's the one who's more behind the today show right she's the one who's more behind the scenes yeah anyway we we freaked did you get the number and then i got then i got in her jeans you hooked up with barb bush no but no like i i got in her jeans on the dance floor that's all you did okay it was weird that's got to stretch him out it's bad for the denim yeah she had to throw him away she texted me the next day so you ruined my jeans like i don't know how you got my number could you even text at that point damn yeah he kind of got you there yeah i was i'm like legitimately like what did you legit put you in a body bag i got my first cell phone when I was 16, so 1999, and it was a Nextel. It had the walkie-talkie function on it.

Nice. True story. Very cool. How did you like – okay, so in college, you couldn't text yet, right? Yes, I could. I just told you I got my first cell phone at 16 years old. But I don't know if it was texting a thing. Yes, it was a – what do you call it?

You had to hit three times for C. Boy, that must have been real tough for you given like how you type no i was he would have hunted i was fast with it what were you gonna say to make fun of me no i wasn't making i'm genuinely like i i used to ask my parents i'm like how did you guys make plans in college because nobody had phones and like always met at the same bar every night and i was like okay that makes sense taco bell parking lot you landlines and shit back then yeah you can be like what's up with it tonight yeah is dave there they call his house like his date one just can i had my own line can dave come out and play your own house line yeah so your parents couldn't pick up and listen in we had our own ring what so like you could call the house and it would just ring like normal but if you we had it like a kids

i had a different number and it would ring twice it would go ring ring and we know it was for one of us no way yeah i don't know how we set that up it was wild did you have the clear phone we had you could see all the gears and batteries and in the kitchen we had the uh extended line so you like my mom could take it from the kitchen to the next room over, wrap around the wall and shit. Oh, yeah. The long-ass line. Then you get the wireless phone. Then they introduced the wireless phone, and it completely changed the game.

Did you do the long-ass line? Oh, yeah. That shit was tight. Oh, cocaine, yeah. No, I was a child. Do your parents still have a landline? I believe my dad does. I don't know the number.

My parents do. I'm not ever going to call it. You can still call home. Well, dude, now they make you. It's like, well, the bundle, if you get the landline, you're going to save $4 a month. Well, okay. I'm not going to install it. I'm not going to use it.

So you, in theory, have a landline at your house right now? I think so. Wow. Wow. Yeah. You know I don't discuss my landlines publicly, but yeah, I'll say that much. Potentially. There was a segment in here somewhere. Oh, yeah.

So I picked up tacos. I was like, man, I'm fiending some just crispy beef tacos. Classic Mexican dish. Tex-Mex. Go pick up from Chewy's, something I've never done, but it's right there. I'm like, that sounds kind of good. Got it, went home, brought it home, busted it open to eat.

Okay. Gross. I don't want to hear it. Talk about the food, man. I may as well have ordered just like Texas goulash. It was a taco salad, basically. The shells had been so compromised that you couldn't... I picked it up.

The bottom fell out like it was Randy's butt on Saturday. Oh, damn. That makes a lot of sense. I can see it now. Just gave me an idea for the Merriman Spoogey Monster Badge. The Texas goulash. It's pretty good. Oh, yeah.

That's good. And you know know what i was mad at first i was like i'm gonna leave a i'm gonna leave a bad review i'm gonna tell the manager damn then i really then i thought about it this is showing my age my maturity um you should have gotten the boom boom enchiladas yeah well i didn't want to say that on the phone when i was or i was embarrassed was embarrassed. I get it. My kid was right there. I totally get it. That's a bad to-go order. Those were never going to be in good shape. That's something you don't take to go. Because if you're two minutes late, or if you have more than a five-minute ride home,

that ground beef, that's just munching right through that shell. And half the shells were gone. Yeah, I believe you said before before the pot you said your shells evaporated yeah it was like they disappeared who eats who eats crunchy beef tacos anymore no one well i was coming off a big weekend a lot of people do no one no one eats crunchy tacos anymore hard shells i would hard shells are on the outs man i would eat hard everybody knows that problem you don't know that i feel like hard shells are on the outs, man. I would eat a hard shell taco, no problem. You don't know? I feel like hard shells are more like popular taco station. Give me the old El Paso ones with the square bottoms. You can just set them down on the table. Those are absolute.

Those are the worst. That's what's up. Those are the worst. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah, I do. I fucking, I fuck with them. It got me thinking. It got me thinking.

What is the worst? Give me the best and worst to go items. Not delivery. That's among the worst. Crispy beef tacos. That's among the worst, give me the best and worst to-go items. Not delivery. That's among the worst. Crispy beef tacos. That's among the worst because the integrity of it. It was gone. It had no integrity.

It got zero integrity points. I don't know why you would ever order this to-go. You wouldn't, but like a chili dog would be pretty bad, I think. It all soggy and shit. No, like the soggy nachos. Anything that gets soggy. Nachos No, like the soggy nachos. Anything that gets soggy. Nachos.

Anything that gets soggy. Can't do that to go. Why? Because you can't sog. It's going to be all sogged up by the time it gets to you. The chip is compromised. Then you just have soft nacho taco goulash. You want your shit all sogged up? Dave is normally soggy.

No, not really. What's the best? Pizza is obviously number one. Pizza is solid. Pizza travel. Sushi stinks. Pizza is good. stinks pizza is sushi yeah sushi i don't even notice anything with the taste it's just like the thought of like did something

go wrong in the 14 minutes from the time i you know picked up the sushi and came home like did it acquire some bacteria like from my vehicle if you order sushi at a restaurant and they set it on the table it's fresh and it's great yeah but if you if there's like one or two rolls left or like pieces left that are just sitting there by the end of the by the time you get up if it's still on the table it feels like it's bad sure it's not but it's like it's it lost its freshness like the the little tempura yeah it's like it loses its crispiness like wilts a little bit it's like yeah it's a sad looking you know piece of the avocado is a little warm yeah it's like, yeah, it's a sad looking piece of sushi. The avocado is a little warm. Yeah.

It's more of the room temp to me. That fish has lost its sheen, you know? Sure. Randy shops at Sheen. So same principle here if you were to have it delivered to you. I don't know. You can't do steak. There was a steak delivery place in Lubbock that I ate a couple times.

It was fine. It tasted like it had been in some guy's car for 20 minutes, which it had. I think the only good food to go is pizza. It's not the only good food to go. Yeah, I mean, what else is good to go? You can't really. I can't physically think of one. What gets better as it sits out?

Pasta salad. Is that true? I just don't like it when it's really cold. It makes my teeth sensitive. Pasta salad is so mad. It's unbelievable. I agree. I'm just like, I need Sensodyne.

And baking soda. Or whatever the Arm & Hammer thing is. This is a new segment. It's called Brett's Grocery Shopping List. Go ahead. What do we need? I do need to go to grocery shopping. What do you got to get?

I need toilet paper. TP for his bunghole. Need TP? I need Sensodyne. I need TP. You know that show? No. What?

Man. Do you know that show? What show? I need TP for my bunghole. Because I am Cornholio. You don't know that show what show any tp from my bong hole is i am cornholio you don't know that's ready do you okay of course he does beavis and butthead man oh yeah i know beavis but i've never watched he's cornholio he's a great cornholio hey it's tp for his bong hole yeah and he put his shirt up over his head. What are they doing? I don't know. You guys are such weirdos.

The amount of t-shirts I ruined pulling it over my head to do Cornholio in like sixth grade. I used to fuck with that show heavy. Yeah. Mike Judge. It's a Mike Judge joint. Today's actually his birthday. Really? Really?

Look it up. How would you know this? October 17th, right? My judge birthday is October 17th. How do you know this? October 17th, right? My judge's birthday is October 17th. How do you know that? Just, you know, I enjoy his work. Office space, idiocracy, second time that's been referenced. You know, King of the Hill was written after Oak Hill.

Is that right? That neighborhood, which is where he grew up, I believe. It's supposed to be that neighborhood extreme well-off austin guy voice in college guys oh killers are fucking weird man that's what you always heard now i live like basically in oak hill oak hill adjacent at the very least well that's that's your neighborhood in that show you know what could be sit out there you throw some dogs in the mix yeah makes sense it does make sense i mean it's just like any it's not a suburb of austin but it feels like suburbia sure any other meals you guys want to discuss uh we're gonna get to nachos later apparently on the rundown it says brett's

nacho complaint i can't wait for this so we got we have later. Apparently on the rundown, it says Brett's nacho. I can't, I can't wait for this. So we got, we have more food talk on the way. People are chomping at the bit for that one. Oh, but before we get to it, happy birthday,

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What does normal stuff mean? Cheese? Cheese, beans. Is there a meat? Wait, time out. What's your nacho experience? You grew up in Saratoga Springs. Limited.

Are we talking shredded chicken, a fajita chicken? What are you talking about? Shredded chicken. I prefer fajita, but okay. I'm listening still. I'm with you. I'm still listening.

As it's the only way he can enjoy fajitas. Correct. I was excited about them nachos sound good before a concert a little light on your feet i'm not too heavy right yeah exactly i i thought so too nacho day in elementary school me being nachos is a was a problem hastings elementary i i would sometimes go back for seconds oh the soggy ones at the bottom? I fucked with them. They were calling you the soggy bottom boy. They were. So I get these nachos, plate of them.

It was like sushi. Each nacho was there individually. There was like 20 nachos total. So already dressed, perfectly dressed. Each nacho was basically dressed itself and laid out across the board. Oh, this is like upscale nacho. Yeah. They went gourmet with the nachos.

Gourmet nachos. And there were like literally 18 to 20 of them. You need a little bit more. I don't like nachos like that. When I pick up a nacho, I want like 18 other ones to be attached to it. That's kind of the fun thing about nachos is like you pick one up, maybe you got like a lot of bean and then a lot of chicken fajita but not as much pico de gallo then you pick up another one completely

different no two nachos are the same wow you're right unless you go wherever you went unless you went to eureka on east wow and get the nachos and they are very much set up by and you know what to their credit they're good did they hit they're good nachos they're just not like you want a stack of 600 i want a mess of nachos right i want a messy not you want to pick one of them up and it's completely compromised it's flaccid you know i'm talking about you don't have to say you don't have to use that word why did you describe it like that it's an actual word it doesn't have to be with whatever you're doing i hate though i hate when you see a nacho and it's like that looks like a good nacho and then you you pull it up and all the shit that was stuck to it like pulls all the toppings off so it's just a naked nacho yep what do you do is you're the kind of guy who puts it

back in there i'm the kind of guy who dips it in salsa over my right shoulder just throw the chip in nachos. Yeah. Ninja stars at people. Yeah, that's my nacho complaint. Don't give me individual nachos. I want a messy nacho situation. Damn. At worst. I didn't take you for a messy boy.

You like ballpark nachos? Oh, yeah. They use that fake cheese. I love that fake cheese. They use that pump. I need real cheese. I put my mouth under that pump. No, you don't.

Yeah, I love it. I love ballpark nachos, dog. J put my mouth under that pump. No, you don't. Yeah, I love it. I love ballpark nachos, dog. Jalapenos on that shit. Yeah. Ah. Now, they need a pump of finishing sauce. They do.

It's really good. Very sodium intense, though. Careful with your blood pressure. What did the rest of your party get? I'm curious what other food items. We split the nachos. You didn't do any other food? Filling or not?

No. No, no, no no that's what the whole point is there was there was 17 of them to begin with so we each had like seven nachos shaking my then there were three naked ones that are just corn chips shaking my head and the price does not match the experience is what i mean do you what i don't like is when the beans the refried beans on the nachos have been um it feels like it's been sitting out and it's kind of dry very dry i don't like a dry refried bean does that make sense to you you understand what i'm saying it makes sense they did have a good like it was like a jalapeno jam on it like kind of a pepper jam you know the

difference between jam and jelly is dude go ahead anyway they were very good very good i just have a complaint about the presentation i want more of a situation mess wise that so that there's more i don't know if i'm paying mid double digits for a price or you know mid mid-teens for nachos i don't want 17 nachos i want to play a dollar per nacho my point's fair. You're saying inflation's hit nachos. It's nacho-flation. It could be nacho-flation. No, it's Biden's flation, not mine. Give me messy nachos.

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steam149 that's up to a $110 value every plate now for a new twist on an old fave it's brett's breaking news close us out strong hey guys uh happy to be here thanks for having me do you want to go dylan kanye biden pit stop joseph a banks spelling in context or uh you'll never believe which cereals aren't healthy anymore or pumpkins you had me at joseph a banks this is a guest uh entry from dave ruff that i haven't read yet go ahead you got it okay i'm just gonna i'm gonna click the tweet here a white house pulling duty for uh oh okay that's the tweet joseph a banks had a famous visitor this weekend when biden just made a pit stop there they're still using by the way like the old chevy suburbans he's buying five five suits for a price of one yeah he needed a four for one

deal real quick dude the deals are insane i know why why why do we have the old school chevy suburbans though like those are those are like 10 years old get new cars yeah those are those are like two models shouldn't the president pull up in like a dually like a murdered out dually with a toy someone's got a tool because the president goes into like you know aren't like armoring those that's probably not a word but how do you feel about your president shopping at joseph a banks you've been you've you've said a lot of things behind closed doors about biden why don't you go ahead and bring him to light here no i haven't i don't talk about that stuff that's a great deal i mean i mean trump would never no you don't think he's has trump ever

been in a jose banks he would rather skip the event if he like didn't have like some collar stays he he wouldn't be caught dead at a jose bank there's nothing worse than forgetting your collar stays now and you got that just weak ass collar game oh can't have the floppy collar well like a like a nacho that's been sitting there too long you know i'm talking about flaccid collar yes i do yeah this you know this reminds me and and someone on Twitter who sent me this pointed out, this is a lot like when I ran into, again, second time, Rudy Giuliani at the Brooks Brothers Outlet Mall in San Marcos about, I don't know, 15, 20 years ago. You're a big fan of his politics, you kept saying.

Well, not really. He was America's hero back then. He was. He was America's mayor. He was America's mayor, mainly New York City's mayor. What was he doing in San Marcos? He was on his way from Austin to San Antonio. This is when he had dreams and aspirations of being the Republican nominee.

Right, for president. And he needed a tie. So he shot him for ties, and I went up and said hi. Nice. This is like 2007. And to be clear, I know, hey, we're all going to get canceled. He was nice. I was just like, hey, Mr. Giuliani.

He was like, hi, how you doing? Hey, how you doing? And I talked. That's a pretty good Rudy. Yeah, I think I'm buying a tie. You think Biden had to pull over and get like a less fratty tie? Like he probably had like a V Vines tie with like whales on it. And they're like, Mr. President, this tie is too fratty. It's too fratty tie like he probably had like a like a v vines tie with like whales on it and they're like mr president this tie is too fratty it's too frat sir i don't think that's what

happened no yeah you gotta buy it biden strikes me as he's got like a tie collection that's like thousands of ties deep you probably needed some socks yeah you know why i just wouldn't get socks at joseph a banks i mean if you're gonna get something at joseph a bank they like can like in a pinch you want it to be socks and not a coat not a coat well i mean you do get three for the price of one right but you got to get that thing i mean it's like you can't be on national television with a joseph no offense to joseph a bank people still like like who works at joseph a banks i don't know somebody has to somebody somebody listening probably and you're just offending them no i just i i just mean i feel like it's because is it because they give away most of their fabric yeah

their margins have to be terrible because you're getting 19 suits for the price of one you did although four suits for the price of one with With inflation, it's like two for one now. It's sad. The suit inflation. What it's done to kids in their 20s. Right out of college. That's where I got my first suits. Absolutely.

I definitely have a Joseph A. Bank suit somewhere. Probably my... Maybe not anymore, actually. What's next? Oh, pumpkins. Okay. You familiar with the Border Patrol, Dave? Yeah.

Officers have found $402,000 worth of liquid meth hidden inside condom-filled pumpkins. Trick or treat, Dave. So these pumpkins were filled with condoms. Filled with condoms, which were then in turn filled with liquid meth. A thing that I didn't know existed, to be honest with you. I'm familiar with solid meth. Liquid meth. I didn't know liquid meth was a thing.

Liquid meth. Hot liquid meth. Hello. I'm suited off the meth. Sorry. That's not what he says. Hidden in pumpkins. Okay.

Just feels like if you find a bunch of pumpkins with holes cut in them, you're going to be like, hey. Investigate. Yeah. Probably going to look into that. Do you think before they got the seeds out and they baked them in the oven? Probably not.

Pumpkin seeds? Do you think some of them were carved? Yeah. Put some square eyes in there. I have to get pumpkins for next weekend. Fuck. We already got ours, man. I'm going to carve the shit out of some pumpkins.

Our gourd game is very strong right now. You got a cornucopia? See this one? Oh, yeah. See this shit? It's a good looking one. Yeah, I know. Picked it up.

I do have to walk up three flights of stairs though with pumpkins. It's kind of a lot. It's not that bad. You're like, how old are you? 28? Yeah. I have have to walk up three flights of stairs, though, with pumpkins. It's kind of a lot. It's not that bad. You're like, how old are you, 28? Yeah, I have to eat a lot of pumpkins. Maybe I'll have Randy come over a little dumb way to run up to my balcony. Okay. I think you're overthinking the pumpkin thing here.

Well, you never know. You think the Border Patrol saw this and then just started smashing pumpkins? Just to see what's inside. No. Well, maybe. It it's probably you know they just hired some some neighborhood kids to come over and help them just smashed yeah what are colton tyler up to dave dave's old boys used to drink in the in the car we haven't seen him in a while they drank in the car didn't you take them didn't you catch them drinking in their car in the in the driveway you didn't narc on them because you're not a narc well now no i think they

listen their mom listens oh really no probably not damn i want to hear about she's like dylan's age oh you're real sorry i was unnecessary we'd done the whole show go ahead finish this strong frosted mini wheats specialty raisin bran honey nut cheerios corn flakes honey bunches of oats and honey roasted are no longer healthy Dave they got my they got my honey nut cheerios

too much chug huh is this a Dr. Jill Biden thing this is the FDA food and drug administration has labeled all these cereals no longer part of a healthy balanced breakfast well crap man man if only people have been saying that for many many years it's no surprise everyone knew all this already i think how did it take this long how are how are they that behind on shit i feel like there's bureaucracy red tape you know it's a while obvious don't i know it folks know it, folks. Big cereals like, hey. Big cereal.

They slide the FDA a stack. It's like, hey, our shit's healthy. Revolving door. Yeah. You want to know some good balanced breakfast though, Dave? Plain yogurt with fruit and nuts, oatmeal with fruit and nuts, or whole wheat or rye toast with nut butter. Or like me and Dave.

Skipping sauce. Skipping breakfast. Ah, I did fast this morning. 15 hours. Nice. I mean, I pumped this morning. Did you see Dan this morning? I had to feed.

I didn't see Dan this morning, no. When did you see Dan? Over the weekend. Very cool. Sunday, Saturday, Saturday. Friday. It was Friday. Okay, it doesn't really matter could have just

said it was friday okay uh lastly uh uh kanye bought parlor let's go yeah doing the bar on six hey bet payoff you have to join parlor i'm not joining parlor why you said you like what they're doing over there i'm already on truth social have you truth lately yeah i keep retruthing everything i see on there is that really what you do on there it's re-truth instead of a retweet it's a re-truth yay dude i got like 25 000 re-truths sick parlor ceo george farmer said this deal will change the world and change the way we think about free speech hashtag uncance Hashtag uncancellable. I don't know if you want to be associated with Kanye West these days. Why not?

Why specifically? 72 hours. He's been saying some just really dumb shit. Miss the old Kanye. Okay. Well, Brett, thank you for filling in. Yeah, thanks, man. Thanks for having me, guys.

Hey, Dylan, you brought it today. Good job. Ooh, some good podcasting there. Dave, you did a fine job as well hey and thanks to randy and thank you for that randy you produced your little d off today good job buddy he's his d is missing you got anything you want to say to the folks close us out uh bye that's good bye you