Circling Back - Flogging Dolphins & NF Confessions

Episode Date: September 20, 2023

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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from austin texas my name's will to freeze to my left david roth headline from the daily star world's hottest scientist slices open bulging 18-foot python and makes horror discovery why don't you google rosie moore scientist we support women in stem tell me if you're interested in huh do you want to know what was inside of this uh burmese python uh yeah python from burba i kind of want to know more about rosie more but yeah the python's cool too so get back to that it was an alligator oh i see it holy shit what okay all right rosie i see What? Okay. All right, Rosie, I see you. I bet neither of y'all could eat an alligator.

She's a woman in STEM, which we support. You support her so much that you're already following her on Instagram? I'm not following her. How'd you follow her so fast? How many followers does she have? 94.8 thousand followers. Flirting with sex. She's flirting with it with it yeah yeah yeah she's flirting with it dylan chivery ladies and gentlemen i think i gotta get a new watch strap

uh i've i've washed it a few times in the last couple weeks the stench just keeps coming back it's not a good situation. I got to fix it. That's where I'm at. I wanted to share that with y'all since we spoke about it. How long has it been? I watched it yesterday, actually. No, but how long has it been since it originally started stinking?

Ooh, what was it? A week and a half, two weeks ago? Something like that? Whenever we talked about it? It was paywall content. Yeah. Randy, if you could delete everything we just talked about regarding Dylan's watch watch oh sorry yeah this is this is only for the premiums that's that's good that's good intel do we need to start like a gofundme for your watch band so you can

get like a new like flossy one they're fairly inexpensive i don't think i need a gofundme for that okay i think i just need to buy a new one okay this one just collects bacteria are you wearing it you're wearing it while working out i am are you showering immediately after working out letting it air out a little bit uh yeah yeah yeah i don't know what the fuck's the problem then i don't know maybe you stink baby yeah uh dave you gotta shift at the genius bar it's like coming up soon right uh what's today wednesday right tomorrow yeah i'll be there all day tomorrow actually can you squeeze dylan in to get a new watch band i don't think i need to see the genius bar oh i'll see what i can do gonna be busy updating people's ios things of that nature 17 have you seen that? Yeah, it's crazy, man.

Some incredible stuff they're doing with iOS 17. Does it have Neuralink? It's got Starlink. It has NerdLink. I have iOS 17, famously. I downloaded that update this morning while I showered. Cool story. I can report back and say that I don't know any differences here.

No differences. It appears, though, it might grammar check you, which might help you, Dylan, since you're the grammar. I trust myself more than I trust any kind of program. Wow. Wow.

That's true, actually. Is it? Yeah. Okay. I definitely don't. That's really stupid. You don't trust yourself? I don't trust you

as much as I trust the program. You should. Oh, you think the paperclip knows more than i do a paper clip goes hard no no sir i almost ate a paper clip my pasta salad the other day i thought it was a staple same thing where is it from they still fasten paper dude get off his back he almost died yeah i'm not gonna say where i don't want to put them on blast it was an accident or Or was it? You have been talking a lot of booty chatter about assassinations and stuff. People might be coming for your ass.

Yeah, they're always coming for my ass. Okay. I tried to go back to the place that Brett tried to take us, or me, the other day. Did I already tell this story? No. They're closed. think place is absolutely fumbling on the lolo i think you guys might need to pivot they were closed and i i told that wrong monday they were closed which okay a lot of places are closed monday um yesterday the they weren't

taking online orders which isn't that crazy but i mean with, with the track record, it's like... You know, last time they weren't taking online orders, Brett went in and they didn't have any bread. So this place just doesn't want to do business, I think. How many stores does this place have on Google? It can't be more than one. Yeah. At some point, it's just on me. It's my fault.

And I'll say I'm at that point. This is all on me for trying to go back. But the allure of this place, having just wildly shitty customers, not just business practices in general. I'm like, I got to know what the food is. I got to try this shit. I got to see what they've got. They're hiding something good back there. They're trying to make it as difficult as possible for you to get. No, I think that's good, dude. I actually, the more, the more you explain yourself, the more I respect it. Like I, I'm a restaurateur myself, and I've learned firsthand that you can't judge a restaurant by its workers and servers and cooks and stuff like that. You got to actually try the food and make sure that like the fish tacos are still good and stuff. Now might be a good time to plug the roadback polo, the Wilmonds.

Oh, is that connected with the restaurant the polo yeah that's sick who made that happen have you seen the fish taco design they just take a whole fish and put it in a tortilla that makes sense the wilmonds polo at roback.com r-h-o-b-a-c-k uh plenty available still i believe i've been pretty hornt for a tea time so i can get this thing on the course and see what it can do. What if I shoot like a 68 wearing my Wilmans polo? Do I just have to wear that for the rest of my life? It's not going to happen.

Dude, send it to Xyre Golf. My buddy who's like – if you went on the handicap app, you'd see that he's like maybe like a shred below me. Like I'm a little bit better than him on paper. So he's terrible. He caught lightning in a bottle recently and just went out there and shot a 73 and like now knowing that that's possible from where i am it's like it just kills me i'm like i need to get out there and play it's going to happen to me sometime false sense of hope yeah he also did this between jobs so i think he was

playing a little more golf but you know probably you just never know hey my buddy uh my buddy caught 10 million fireflies in a bottle really he shot 88 really yeah thanks for sharing that your friend shot an 88 was there any dust was there any dust in the bottle a good player he's like a 18 handicap that's awesome for him was there any dust on the bottle might be might be a little dust in the bottle you're not gonna finish you're not gonna finish might be dude stop okay what are you looking at levitation fest what is going on here no i don't know what this is to be honest i i was scrolling on the grom earlier and i just kind of stopped will's festival hunting yeah i don't know what this is even like this honest. I was scrolling on the Grom earlier, and I just kind of stopped. Will's Festival Hunting. Yeah, I don't know what this is even. This is one of those festivals that goes on your timeline,

and I don't think I've heard of a single person on here. Hey, you want to go to the Austin Wine and Food Festival with me? I got a ticket. I would love to go with you, Dylan, but I think I'm having a kid that weekend. Can you skip that for the – Bring the kid. Just get drunk with me. For some outdoor oisties?

I would love to. It sounds great. In Vino? I think we're kind kind of scheduled we're slated to have a child around then so unfortunately i'm gonna have to not go to that event with you hey babe can you take care of the newborn uh i'm gonna go get drunk with dylan on champagne and oysters at zilker park i'll talk to her drunk asshole i'll smooth things over i don't want that smoke i'm not gonna try that is that a thing we should be trying to get credentials for? I applied one time, and they never responded to my email.

Okay. Hey, I'll be there on Sunday. They never responded to my email. When is that? I think it's in November. I'll be a little done soon. Just two months away. Better weather.

In theory. I might hit you with a vest that day. You don't even know if i'm not if i'm not already doing a goon sesh i might be there dude you got a goon sesh scheduled that day i don't know depending on what day in november i've got two scheduled that month we'd like to cordially invite you to a goon sesh this saturday me and the boys do i need to bring the 32 ounce cups for the Jack and Coke that we're making? Yes, please. I can do that.

What in Coke? It's time, boys, for Will's five-star review. Okay. Of the week. You guys ready for this? I've been ready, man. A lot of people are talking about this segment being viral. Oh, shit.

Really? Yep. This is from What Nickname Isn't Taken. OG Texas State Backer. Oh, shit. Let's go. Shout out to State, man. Two and one.

Got Nevada. Good ball team this year. He or she or they said going beyond the paywall was an easy decision. Just do it. Been listening from the start. Core memory touching episode was when guest star Micah talked about how his stepdad said, quote,

always room at the front while driving. Now I live by that traffic mantra. Thanks for everything, guys. Always five stars. Make America grateful again. Huh. Bye. Always what?

Yeah, was it always what at the front? I also, I am going to, I'm going to co-sign what this backer said. Micah forever changed the way that I look at traffic,

especially long lines of traffic. Micah's uncle, who I think famously drives 360 at an area where there's a lot of backed up traffic, says,

It might be Anthony, yeah, said that there's always room at the front because, you know, So that there's always room at the front because there's always some gaps up at the front where people are kind of sliding forward and doing stuff. So skip the line and just go straight to the front. Cut a bunch of people.

What did the review say? I thought I heard always rim at the front. Always room at the front. Oh, there's always room at the front, Dave. I was thinking something else. There are some rims. Usually cars have about four of them. Some of them don't stop.

Yep. Some might argue that that's poor form to do that. But usually, you can find a spot up there, yes. The area that I know that this conversation revolved around, there's always room at the front. On 360? There's always room at the front there, yeah. Do I feel guilty? When you miss, you just take the hard right instead of the merge it's a savage move if you're aggressive enough you

can't miss you just you just get in there yeah i wouldn't know what it's like to miss there's nothing worse than the person who's in that lane that's about to end like an exit lane this happens to me like every morning and you can tell they're not actually exiting they're just trying to get up there and then they they're not aggressive enough. They're just trying to get up there. And then they're not aggressive enough, so they have to just stop and put their blinker on and hope somebody lets them over. Like, dude. Just wait for one nice person to come along. I got to be shoulder guy.

I'm out there just trying to get all the room in the front. And then if someone tries to get in front of me, I'm like, nuh-uh, player. I will crash into your car before I give you room. I've been less aggressive on the roads lately. I feel like I've scaled it back a little bit. I think I discussed on this very podcast a moment where some of our friends might have witnessed me aggressively waving someone to go. Oh, yeah, yeah. And it was them.

That was funny. And ever since then, it's humbled me. And so my road rage has gone down just a slight tad. That's good, man. That's a good review there from a Texas State backer. Hey, go Bobcats. Go go bobcats why'd you say it like go bobcats bobcats yeah shout out to the bobcats out there man hey what gj kenny's doing down there with these guys it's not being talked about enough yeah not many people are talking

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For what? This was an unexpected situation here. To see if they were authentic, David. Okay. Or perhaps... They wanted to know if they were the real deal. Man-made or cake. Okay.

Do you think it was cake? I thought maybe they made them take the SAT or some shit. The aliens scored a 23 on their ACT. It's not that good of a score. We don't... It's okay, David. It's very average. No one should beat themselves up over a 23.

Yeah, I guess that's fair. I mean... They struggled in the reading comprehension because we don't speak English. That's true. Yeah, they couldn't read the read the test yeah it must have been difficult for them also they're they appear to be petrified so yeah they're not alive anymore turns out so what happened will what's the deal well apparently they said that these things uh were not tampered with and that they are but to be honest, some of these tests have been... They've been disputed a little bit.

Who's they? You know, up until this decided to get paywalled, I could have told you, but the article that I had pulled up that wasn't paywalled then got paywalled, so I'm just going to find a new one. Did you hate that?

Doctors at a lab in mexico city carried out x-rays and ct scans i will work you work you this is ct from the challenge joke bro where's adam bro how many fuck how many of these aliens could ct take out an elimination he rocked adam man ct could take on like 500 of these little fuckers can we get someone to to edit a ct just carrying the alien in the backpack like johnny bananas so sick what if the aliens what if like four of the aliens got on each other's shoulders and put on a trench coat little rascal style could they take ct i don't think so good question it's a good question those tiny little arms dude they don't have the reach no and they got a 23 on the act which isn't that good it's not strong it's not

it'll get you into like but they couldn't read the test so considering yeah did they do the thing where you just you just bubble and b though or c just to be like you know know what? I'm going to get some of these right. Not going to get a zero. These things weigh... What? Surely they weighed them, right? According to Jose de Jesus Salce Benitez, the director of Mexican Navy's

Scientific Institute for Health, the three studies were designed to check the skeletal structure of the bodies. The study proved that the alleged bodies belonged to a single skeleton and were not assembled. Quote, there is no evidence of any assembly or manipulation of the skulls, he added. So people who are disputing this, what do they say? However, the Peruvian Attorney General's Office, together with the Institute of Legal Medicine and Forensic Sciences, had launched an investigation years earlier

when the bodies were found, and the investigation found that the figures were, quote, recently manufactured. Creations made of animal and human bones joined together with synthetic glue. These, in turn, were covered with a mixture of plant fibers and synthetic glue to simulate a type of skin.

They should have used gorilla glue. Because it's made from gorillas dude my girl's been calling me a juiced up gorilla lately because i've just been spending so much time in the gym ryan ryan you're too small ryan that's what that's what she's been saying yeah dog you're just living in the gym lately yeah i can tell yeah you guys can't see because i'm wearing a sweater right now because i get cold into office you're just yoked though but like i've been walking around the apartment lately with like zubas and uh the like the pencil or like the really thin tank tops that like really show off my pecs that just hang off my giant ass shoulders damn dude yeah a lot of people that like only listen to the podcast don't really know what we look like and like if you're one of those people i'm just just know that will is jacked can you

can you drop that routine for a player i want to get on fit bod down me fit bod all right nope all all body weight the situation told jwoww when she was like ogling at a gorilla that she saw on the boardwalk he said no that's, that's out. Thin is in. He told her thin was in. And Ron's sitting there just like not thin at all. He's like 5'6", 210 pounds. Yeah, just stacked. Just stacked looking for somebody to throw a haymaker at.

But he was never like thin guy. He was always, I mean, he was thinner than Ron, but he had those pythons. No, the sitch. I know. Sitch was thin. Sitch was shredded. Next to Ron, he doesn't look like a juiced up gorilla.

Next to me, he still doesn't because I'm swole. He was also like 12 years older than everyone on the show. Yeah, but he was necessary on the show. What a character he was. The situation actually wasn't a situation at all. It was just his abdominal muscles uh would later get popped for tax evasion i believe racketeering i don't know if it was racketeering a little different a reason evading taxes i was at a group dinner recently and i told my buddy that i hadn't

had any meat in over a month and it like broke his brain uh like what what would happen if we told like the situation or ron that Tiny Arms are in? Would it be just like, what? They would be really upset. Ron would absolutely pummel you. Yeah, he would be the shit. What are you trying to say, bro? Like, I'm just telling you what the ladies are into these days, Ron.

Wasn't there one episode where Ron and Sammy were dating and she, like, went home. She wasn't feeling well. She went home from the club. And Ron just started making out with everything. Probably, dude. Ron was a shitbag. Ron is a shitbag. It was just like, all right, well, she's gone. I guess I better go hook up with a bunch of fours and fives on camera.

He just couldn't control himself. And he's knocked some dude out on the sidewalk there too. It was, he didn't have many good moments uh yeah the stair the steroids might have something to do with all that the aggression yeah that's quite the allegation i think he was juiced up maybe not they're quite proud of being juiced up gorillas, quote. Right. Right. Are you guys okay with... Would you prefer they do drug testing for the challenge or would not? For the challenge? Also, why did they not include any of the Jersey Shore people in challenges?

Can you imagine Ron down in the pit against CT? Yeah, why didn't they? It'd be sick. They've never been on a challenge episode? I don't think so. Huh. If anyone out there has a season they've been on, then I missed it, and I would love to watch. I don't think Snooki would do very well.

No, dude. You never know. She might be a good puzzle person. She might be valuable on the puzzle side. Just if CT can do that to Johnny Bananas, imagine when he could do a Snooki. I'm just saying. I just don't know if CT is going to be down in the gulag against Snooki. Snooks?

Yeah, that might not be a fair fight. That's what I'm saying. I don't know if TJ would condone that. I think DJ Pauly D is playing tailgates. I think he did a UCF tailgate recently. I would absolutely show up. Dave, I'm surprised you didn't go to Big Boy this past weekend. Where was Big Boy?

At the stadium, dude. Longhorn City Limits. Yeah. You should have shown up. I've seen him. Is he as big as he says he is? No, he's probably 5'8". Oh, really?

Yeah. On day three, Stacks was not there. Yeah, that would have been too much for people. Yeah. If these three Stacks rumors aren't true, I gonna be upset what are the there's been rumors that he's got an album ready to go oh shit yeah but like i also think these rumors have been around for you know really long time like eight years but i feel like i feel like there's been a little more smoke lately and you know what happens when there's smoke? No. Famously fire. Okay. Famously fire. So does someone 3D print these aliens?

Sounds like they just use glue and plants and bones and shit. That's the first thing I would do if I acquired a 3D printer. If you made an alien out of Gorilla Glue, would it eventually evolve into a human since it started as a gorilla? No. No, it's not how that works. I think it's just the name they put gorilla on there it's cool branding yeah i don't know what like gorillas would use glue for housing i don't know is it like when you if you like throw a cell phone in like they'll figure it out and then they'll like evolve like way quicker and become powerful

and that thing have you guys seen the movie the gods must be crazy no it's a movie about a bottle falling out of a plane and it falls down to an african tribe and they've never seen a coke bottle before and suddenly this coke bottle takes on a whole new meaning to this tribe because there's a little dust on it there's a little dust in the bottle might be yeah okay we threw you the rock and we regretted it the coke bottle i'm gonna have a i'm gonna have a coca-cola classic out of a glass bottle this weekend i haven't had a full sugar coca-cola classic in a minute anyone want to go to pine house today grab a little lunch special have a a little full sugar Coca-Cola with it? Yes, I would.

I mean, I'm not opposed. I might get a water, though. That's okay. That's where you draw the line. That's a lot of sugar, man. I think my body would freak out if I had that much sugar at once right now. It's been a minute. We don't need to keep talking about sugar.

Do you sit at your desk watching me eat my now and laters that were nicely sent to us in pure disgust yeah are you just disgusted with me yeah why like you can't you're too good for a now and later dude no dude i've had some of that candy like i will fuck up some candy oh will you i just try to you know consume in moderation it's not good for you man you don't want too much you gotta stop throwing out all parks is candy i don't do that yes you do i saw you doing it last halloween no you did not you were at the covet dumpster and you were just dumping all this candy into it i do sneak some away from i steal some when he's asleep though do they still give out charleston shoes i've had

numerous i had a backer reach out recently and just like, he's like, I just tried one. It's literally the worst thing I've ever had. I had somebody, this is not a joke. I had someone DM me. He's like, I'm afraid to admit it, but I think Charleston Chews are also the goat candy. I can dig it up. I won't expose this person, but just saying, man, people are out there. We have people in our neighborhood, one family that's already chosen to celebrate Halloween.

Love that. September 20th. I love that that just really getting ahead of it i love halloween man they had a free weekend you know what let's let's we were cleaning out the garage a little bit we found we said let's put it up let's put the stuff up hey we got this all this spider web stuff we got from spirit halloween let's just put it up. No doubt. We're about to web this place up. What? Relax, dude. Calm down, dude.

We have the cobwebs. What are you, a fucking dolphin? I don't know what you mean by that. It's a look ahead, Randy. Oh, I'm sorry, dude. Oh, everyone's too good for dolphin jokes. Randy's got something to say. Oh, my goodness. dolphin jokes. Randy's got something to say. I don't think September 20th is that ridiculous

that far out for Halloween. Halloween's in like five weeks. It's been up for at least two days. Well, good. Good. Gibson is all Halloweened out too if you want to get some spooky cocktails. You know what, Randy?

I would love to get some spooky cocktails. It's already Halloweened out. Yeah. Oh, yeah. It has been for a minute. The inside is. I don't know about the outside, but the inside is.

It's not that early for Halloween decorations. I am, what, 41 days away. I'm first weekend in October. That's my move. Well, that's pretty standard, but this is not like crazy early. All right. Hey, man, look.

Maybe I'm a prude. Maybe I'm a Halloween prude. Maybe you're just not very much fun, dude. Hey'm not i'm on dave's team here yeah fuck yeah you hate halloween we're the unfun boys will hates anything except for thanksgiving well sally's trying to get sally's trying to put up thanks or christmas stuff before thanksgiving this year and i'm not about that i am no november one i told her i'll say if you want to start doing it the friday after thanksgiving the day after, I'm okay with that. But before Thanksgiving, I'm not going to sit there eating turkey and stuffing with

a Christmas tree up. It diminishes the holiday. I think you've lost sight of Christmas, man. Yeah, you know- I've lost sight of Christmas? Yeah. I'm the Christmas guy. I don't know.

I think you're more about the materialism and the pageantry and less about the birth of our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ. I am a big Christmas guy. Love all that Christmas brings. It's the best, man. Okay, do you sleep in a manger? Yeah, I do actually, bitch. Bring it up here. I want to nap in it.

It's too big. I want to nap in your manger. Come through then. You don't even have a manger. This dude doesn't even have a manger. Am I a poser? Imagine. Do you have a nativity scene?

I do not have a nativity scene, David. Yo, my nativity scene was a movie. That was my favorite thing as a kid, getting to put together the nativity scene under the tree and then eventually breaking it on accident. My cousin replaced our baby Jesus with a little figurine of Ernie in the bathtub from Sesame Street. So yeah, our nativity scene is a little different these days. I'll fuck with that.

I was hoping instead of Ernie from sesame street it was earnest from earnest goes to camp didn't he have earnest had a christmas movie right had to yeah i think it was just earnest does christmas right yeah yeah he's got a halloween one too my mom went to high school stream room stream room on patreon put that on your classic movies list all here in his movies what's up my mom was friends with Ernest. They went to high school together. Really? Yeah. Really?

Kind of weird. Did he ever holler? I don't think so. Man, I wouldn't want to know. I don't think so. You don't want to know. You don't want to know

if it's anybody, but like, you really don't want to know if it's Ernest. Why? I just... I always thought that Ernest and from dirty jobs were the same person i mean i get it dude they're like the exact same oh earnest scared stupid of course classic just a classic put it on the list dylan okay Okay. No, no, no. You got to crack your knuckles.

There you go. Boom. That was not a hunting pack. I don't think you actually typed anything there. I've gotten quick with it. You're on the home row. Shut up. Rolling with the home row.

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That's code CIRCLINGBACK20 on sapsoriginal.com. I'd like to talk about something real quick. We listen to podcasts. We do podcasts. Podcast podcasts are a part of our lives i'd say i'm just now seeing this next topic on the rundown um so a new podcast has launched about a story that happened uh across the pond and it it tickled my fancy can i read you guys a little bit about this podcast about a dolphin? Oh. I love dolphins, man.

I went swimming with them. Oh, did you? It was really fun, even though I felt bad that they were in captivity, probably against their will. Not probably. Definitely. Yeah. I did a little reading on this, and apparently there was a dolphin

who would swim and bring some joy to some people in the area um as they often do yeah i think the dolphin's name was freddy that's a good dolphin name you know most dolphins are unnamed this podcast called hooked on freddy revolves around one particular incident during which a boatload of people watched this gentleman, whose name is Cooper, swimming with Freddie in the harbor. Sounds cool. Sounds awesome. Yeah. That's so wholesome.

Yeah, but for some reason, they reported him to the police. Had to read more. Cooper's legal team would later claim in court that he was encouraged to make a complaint. Sorry, I'm going to disregard that sentence. I think there's too much information here. Apparently, this event was where freddie quote was his usual self sometimes this is him talking about the dolphin sometimes hooking me with his penis to his leg or his arm can you imagine linking up with a dolphin and just having him drag you

around by his penis dumb out how do you hook how do you uh okay i am uh i'm gonna be honest i'm unfamiliar with the um anatomy of a dolphin um i didn't realize it was equipped with hook-like features i don't think it's hook-like the hook brings you back dave did you look did you yeah you did all right let's see it. Okay. Oh, okay. That's so much worse than the whale one. You know, a dolphin's brain is actually bigger than a human's. Very smart, which makes it very sad that you contributed to them being in captivity. I didn't contribute to it. Did you pay monies?

Yep. Seeing a dolphin's penis for the first time 10 seconds ago was more jarring than I thought it was going to be. It's genuinely the worst animal penis I've ever seen. It's very large. I've seen a lot of animal penises. Shout out to dolphins. They have it like that. This says, it goes on to say that, yeah, he was getting hooked by the dolphin's penis. And he said, it was all perfectly normal, to me at least.

It was only later when I was provided with the police statements that I realized otherwise. Bloom, the expert, had been speaking to the people on the boat part of bloom's police statement read quote you won't get near he is wanking off the dolphin all right we need to start using wanking off more over here no i think we already talked about that too much on this on this program can you imagine if you were just like chilling you know what you do for a living can you imagine if you were just like in the water you're in this euphoric state where you're just getting towed around by a dolphin. You're like, wow, nature's amazing. And then you look over and there's a boatload of people pointing at you,

accusing you of jerking off a dolphin. I like the fact that when you're saying boatload of people, it literally is a boat that is loaded with people. It is. Boatload rarely gets used in the actual context it's true it's true they did that thing where they pushed me across the water and i was i was doing like that it was so sick once you did it once you were hooked right it was awesome it really was cool randy pull up that picture it looks like something from one

of your randomations it says there's a moment in the podcast where you hear Cooper recount how the police officers who later interviewed him couldn't keep a straight face when repeating the accusation that he had been, quote, wanking off a dolphin.

What was the... I guess we need to listen to the show. What is the outcome? So he was proven guilty in a court of law, but I still think he's pleading his innocence,

and I think this podcast might be exploring the possibility. It's kind like cereal but about jerking dolphins off that's the worst cereal one can imagine what would those be called frosted okay dolphin flakes dolphin o's dolphin dolphin o's it's not that good no no it no, Randy, don't get me started with that. It's good. That stinks. How do you do an entire podcast, like multiple episode podcast on just this one event? It doesn't seem like in the grand scheme it's that important.

This guy's had to live for 33 years with the stigma around him that he might have done this to a dolphin. And by done, you mean wanked off. Yes, correct. That's how long ago this happened 1990 dude okay you know he thought he'd moved on he's he's working at a he's trying to beat the steel mill oh yeah yeah it sounds like it okay yeah it sounds like i don't know i'm gonna i'm gonna like i want to say that like innocent until proven guilty but he was already proven guilty which kind of makes it hard to claim innocence here. But I hope that we find a resolution to this because I would just very much prefer to live in a world where this guy was not found doing this to a dolphin in front of a bunch

of people. You think he's trying to get his name cleared? It's a tough one to come back from. The photo they have chosen to use. It's really good. This dolphin looks... The photo they have chosen to use. It's really good. This dolphin looks... I'm going to send it to Randy. The people at The Guardian did a great job choosing a featured image for this. They went and they did what I did sometimes when I wanted a funny featured image on PGP. I would just go to Shutterstock and I would search for like the most generic photo I could find.

I kind of hate when people say dogs are derpy, but this is a very derpy dolphin. Randy, thank you i mean just borderline expressionless we don't think this is the actual dolphin who got no no this is just a artist this is a getty image says right here so this is the dolphin they got bobered oh fuck this guy did bobear the dolphin possibly yeah no it's just not the dolphin do you think this dolphin's ever seen beetle juice on broadway uh probably not it lives most of its life underwater do you think this dolphin's ever vaped uh again with the living in water probably not do dolphins va? Do they have blowholes? That's okay. Yes. A mammal? Maybe. With what we know about our government, the Russian government, governments in general,

trying to weaponize dolphins and other sea creatures, have they attempted to see what would happen if they blew vape smoke in a dolphin's cute little snout would it yeah would it if you did an elf bar to a dolphin would it exhale through the blowhole or through its mouth oh that's a really good question uh probably blowhole man the blowhole on the top of a dolphin's head acts as a nose making it easy for the dolphin to surface for air but like i know i can breathe through my nose but i prefer to breathe through my mouth because it just seems more efficient for me most of the time you're a mouth breather yeah i'm not proud of it but like it's a fact i've never noticed that about you that's a fact and so like i don't like that i can't see okay if i'm hitting an elf bar

i'm probably i know i can exhale through my nose but I'm not going to do that. I'm going to go through my mouth still. Never hit one though. Next meetup. Okay. Smoking a cig, like you get extra cool points if you exhale through your nose. There's definitely been a dolphin

who's puffed a cig, right? Yeah. Yeah. But we don't know where the smoke came out of it or if it even inhales. Am I a Bill Clinton? Hmm. yeah yeah but we don't know where the smoke came out of it or if it even inhales i mean am i a bill clinton did hmm um ah okay you know what i mean i did not have sexual relations with that dolphin also uh did not inhale i did not get hooked by that dolphin's penis he's very old bill clinton

right he's looking better than he looked uh during the last election cycle there was a time where i He's very old. Bill Clinton. Right. He's looking better than he looked during the last election cycle. There was a time where I was... It looked like his skin was just going to fall off. It didn't look great. It didn't look great. Punishment? Disposition?

Do we know? I don't know if they were doing any positions. Okay. They were doing disposition. I hope this guy clears his name unless he did jerk off the dolphin. Then you kind of got to live with that snake for the rest of your life. That's on you, player. Don't put yourself in that position.

That's what I say. Was he available for comment for this podcast? Like, did he agree to it? I think he did. Yeah, I think that was part of it. I don't know if that's what you should do. Yeah. I feel like you got to distance. Like, hey, man, it was part of it. I don't know if that's what you should do. Yeah. I feel like you got a distance.

Like, hey, man, it was a long time ago. I was a different guy then. I moved on. Sounds like you're admitting fault. I mean, it kind of does, yeah. Admission by omission. We got some interesting news in the office yesterday. It was a little upsetting to see what we saw.

I don't know what this segment's about, and I don't think I like it already. Yesterday, the other day, Dave received a package to's about, and I don't think I like it already. Yesterday, the other day, Dave received a package to the office, and I was very surprised at the package. It's not often we receive yo-yos at the office. It's a cool moment for everybody. People are just sending me vintage toys left and right.

Yeah. What's next for you? I don't know. Get some Army men? Army men, Mr. Potato Head. Yeah. What's Lincoln Logs? There you go oh lincoln logs we good i love lincoln logs i can't wait till we get to like the 80s era for your toys and we can get

like simon or what's like the simon says yeah simon says lit that yeah that was a good one i actually used to compete in those tournaments can we get on with this segment i went to district dave famously opened up his his yo-yo and and Dylan grabbed this thing immediately and just became the cockiest version of himself that I've seen in a really long time. It was like seeing Roger Dorn, but doing the most NF thing of all time, which was walking the dog with his yo-yo. Where did this come from? Where did you get so good at yo-yos? I got a yo-yo – I acquired a yo-yo when I was around 16. I don't know how I got it.

16? Dude, that is so much older than my yo-yo phase. I don't know how I got it. We were in fourth grade. I remember specifically. Fourth grade. And I was just fucking around with the thing. You got Vegas with the braid.

And I know some basic yo-yo moves. I don't, you know. Have you seen like the yo-yo competitions? Those people are wild. Don't deflect. Anyway. Don't deflect. Yeah, you're kind of moving the.

Have you seen the yo-yo competitions? Those people are wild. Don't deflect. Yeah, you're kind of moving the... Anyway, yeah, I've enjoyed using a yo-yo a time or two in my day. I learned that if you don't use it, you still don't lose it, apparently, because you were just nice with it. I was nice with it, yeah. I was walking that bitch. Does this yo-yo have a brain?

Because that makes it easier to walk the dog walk the dog and like stall it out and stuff i don't think it does no you're just this is a basic yo-yo this is this is a this is a yo mega started making yo-yos with quote-unquote brains in them that could like make it easier to do i'm unaware of these this is just a basic yo-yo you gotta know how to do it can you rock the cradle i can i might i might need to practice for a few minutes before I get it down, but yeah, I can rock that bitch. Is this what you meant the other day when you texted me and said, do you want to come over and do some yayo? Was that just a typo? Yeah, I was talking about yo-yo.

I invite friends over to play with my yo-yo all the time. I'm the yo-yo kid. You weren't a kid, though. You were 16. You were driving like a... What were you driving then? At 16, I had a 1996 Chevy Z71 on 33-inch tires. They're rows and shit.

And it had a little three-inch lift on it. Going to the creek bed. I love that truck. So you're just getting out of your truck with your yo-yo, and you're just sack-tapping dudes on your way to class with your yo-yo i had flow masters that's interesting you put off more glass pack vibes i don't really know the difference they sound the same right i was just straight up take took take my uh taking my muffler off no you aren't no i never did that it's not good for the environment i don't think no it is loud

though yeah very obnoxious. No, I wouldn't bring it to school and do tricks in the hallway and shit between classes. I was just at home just fucking with it. And I got kind of nice with it. That's all. I'll show you some more tricks later, man. You seem to know a little too much about these competitions that you've tried to talk about. Have you seen these?

Did you think about entering? No. These guys are unbelievable. You have a son. Seven. Has he ever attempted to yo-yo? He has. He got a little cheapo one.

Yours is not bad. It's a Duncan. Thank you to whoever sent it. It's got a decent weight to it. That's very important. He got a little cheapo one that you can't really do much with it. And plus, he doesn't really know how to do it the way I do it. It's all in the wrist, man.

Those jeans weren't passed down? It's all in the wrist. Your yo-yo skills are severely lacking. Probably because I haven't picked up a yo-yo since like fifth grade. Randy's also terrible at it, by the way. I was getting better at it. Gotta gotta say it's been a while randy being really bad at it is almost as surprising as you being very good at it sure is this a is this an nf trait yeah it's the most nf confession i know how to yo-yo it absolutely is yeah not only do you know how to yo-yo like

you immediately started doing tricks what's's the most NF thing about you? I often ride a unicycle. You don't have a unicycle. Yes, I do. No, you don't. You don't know what I do at home. I drive by Dave's house. He's just turning the corner on a unicycle with a helmet on.

I don't wear a helmet. Oh, shit. I feel like you should on a unicycle. I feel like it's more dangerous than a bicycle. Yeah. No you jump off it it just keeps going you can just land on your feet every time the important the most important thing you can learn when you're a unicyclist like myself is how to fall properly okay okay you gotta know how to bail god this makes you wanna go grab that yo-yo right now and just put on a show for you guys. That thing's fun, man.

You know what the most NF thing about me is? A lot. I wasn't in a frat. You're a G'd? Yeah, I wasn't in a frat. That is pretty NF. Pretty NF. Yeah.

It's hard to shake that one. Randy's frat. That's true. I'm pretty frat. That's the life of a... That's the life when you motherfucking frat star there it is it's walk the dog where you grab it halfway down so you're like you're holding it you've got it around your finger but then in this hand and then it's no walk the dog is when you throw it down you stall it and then if you want you can like kind of bounce it on the floor what's the triangle one where you're kind of rock the cradle around the world is when i was doing like

in your face when it came back or it came back i didn't flinch i fucking kobe'd you he did kobe i'm cut from a different cloth i'm a different breed you are a little different he doesn't take divots when he's on really when i'm hitting it as good as i can hit it no divot he's flushing it no divot okay thanks for acknowledging my skills nothing i want to talk about more today than the fact that you're way too good at yo-yos is there a yo-yo tiktok there has to be yeah why don't you make that your thing there's a tiktok for everything sure do it dude be get heavy in it it's like that's not a popular uh genre brandy you going down any weird tiktok holes lately i i have seen a tikt a TikTok yo-yo.

I'm pretty sure this guy can make it look like DNA, the strings. It's really cool. What? That's too much, man. I'll look up a video. That's too advanced for me. I feel like with two weeks of work, you could be doing whatever the DNA trick is.

Maybe so. Of all things, you know what i'm gonna make dna with this yayo what if you started making like yeah what if you started making like constellations again i think that's beyond my abilities if you're gonna make dna constellation doesn't seem that much crazier i'm not gonna make dna will that's the whole thing man all right how many stars does it take to have a constellation can can just two stars but you wondered it had to be like three it's like you're asking the wrong guy i don't really know sneaky good view of the stars in southwest austin uh recently those are fireflies what did you release them also that comet that you got that really nice picture of

ever since my uh my dad's uh uap experience um I've been looking at the skies more. I can't believe I've got to wait 400 plus years for that fucker to come around again before I can see it. That's so annoying. I watched Arrival last night. You might like that movie. Have you seen it? Amy Adams?

You don't even care that I missed the comet. It's about aliens. Do you care that I missed the comet? No, you didn't even try. Yes, I did. It was cloudy. Oh, what the fuck? This guy's got Matt's kill.

Yes. You can tell. The real ballers, they wear gloves. Yeah. This guy's balling. Oh, my God. He's stalling it out. Oh.

I can do that. Okay. Randy. Okay. This guy's nice. I'll learn that by the end of the week. Yeah, this guy's nice. He is nice with it.

You won't. I can't do it right now because i famously slammed my finger into my sock drawer this morning so i'm on i'm on the uh that's why you can't do that yo-yo i'm day to day on my yo-yoing okay i told randy about i'm not i'm not bluffing right now okay it was the worst part of my morning i'm sorry man you best part of my morning was ag1 i knew it i knew it the inflection changed enough to where I recognized where this was going. Will's been going through it lately, but. I did slam my finger into my thing this morning.

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that i want to get into like oil painting and stuff i just think it'd be fun i think it'd be a relaxing way to do something productive you have been talking about that for a very long time because like in my mind like if i have if i make if i do one really good oil painting i just need one good one then i have like something i can put in my place forever i feel like that is uh this is me being sincere here untapped potential with you i feel like you could absolutely go off i've always been nice with the pencil never the paints your penmanship is incredible And this is me being sincere here. Untapped potential with you. I feel like you could absolutely go off on some pants. I've always been nice with a pencil. Never the paints.

Your penmanship is incredible. You're a creative person. These are compliments I'm giving you right now. Thank you. I appreciate that. I feel like you could go off with a little practice. Well, there's a dude who decided he was going to do a display at a museum. And he was paid $77,000 to submit these paintings

and instead of submitting a painting he just submitted two blank canvases that he titled to be take the money and run Steve Miller band come on take the money and run wow and did he actually get paid they're disputing it now I think they're taking him to court.

I'm looking at this and I really kind of, I'm digging it. So I jokingly told a friend when I was younger that I wanted her to, she had an independent art class. I had an independent art class. And so we would just kind of vibe out, hang, enjoy ourselves. And I told her, I was like, she did oil painting. I was doing graphic design and I was like, can you, can you do like a painting of like a polar bear in a snowstorm i just want to know what it would look like with white paints and she did it for me and honestly it was kind of cool interesting that

essentially looks like what this guy did he just didn't put the polar bear in he just put a bunch of white paint all over a fucking canvas do we actually put paint on it or is just it was just a canvas no he actually put paint on it okay he just did white paint yeah can your first painting be a dolphin vaping well this almost looks like it's like a goon sesh i don't what's specifically about it well actually no this wouldn't be the goon sesh. This would be the aftermath of the goon sesh. Because of all the cocaine? Yeah. Cocaine, it's pronounced.

Well, you know, art is, it's up to your own interpretation, don't it? It's a completely subjective inquiry. Honestly, this isn't, this isn't that different from some art that I've seen. People just like throw paint against the wall and it's like, oh, look. What's the chicken, the big Lebowski? It's a big Lebowski where she just like flies in and just splatters paint on the wall. She's on like basically a zip line. Yes. And she's naked for some reason.

Who was that? Who's the actress? I forgot her name. Noted person. Fair skin, red hair. Jillian Anderson? Sally. Yeah, I think that's right.

I don't think that's her. Is it? It feels right. Jillian Anderson? Sally Junk. I think that's right. I don't think that's her. Is it? It feels right. Jillian something. No, not your wife. Did you guys see the art thing that they did at Art Basel this year in Miami? Julian Moore. Where it was an ATM and you'd put your ATM card in,

and then it would just put on a public display for everybody how much you had in your checking account. I don't think ATM is art. I saw that. i didn't know if it was a real thing or not it was a real thing but then people just started making fun of dudes that were like clearly going up there with a bunch of money in their checking account being like why the fuck would you keep two hundred thousand dollars in your checking account you idiot invest that yeah put that in a money market bro finance. Finance. Fucking idiot. Stocks. You a dumbass or something?

Never heard of GameStop? I'm surprised GameStop still exists after that stuff we learned yesterday about the stock market. Or in touching base. Supply and demand? No, about

what happened in October 1929. Stonks. Kind of like when we did a RG marketing rollout and it was a flashing image and it was an arrow pointing down. It was for prices crashing because it was going to be for a big sale, but people would see it on Twitter or on Instagram. They freaked out thinking the market crashed. Was that a thing?

We got a lot of blowback, yeah. I wasn't paying attention to that. Good one. If you're getting your financial news from the Rowdy Gentleman Twitter account. It's a tough scene. How stupid are you? You should maybe not. I just wouldn't do that if I'm you.

These Rowdy Gentlemen, they really know. They've got their finger on the pulse of the economy right now. How stupid are you? You should maybe not. I just wouldn't do that if I'm you. These rowdy gentlemen, they really know. They've got their finger on the pulse of the economy right now. Yeah, but like honestly – They're not just rowdy. They work hard and they play hard, which does indicate that they might know what the markets are doing. True. You can't be a rowdy gentleman without a job in finance.

They have a lot of fun. They have a lot of rowdiness too. Last year I had to miss an episode that really just crushed me inside. It happened to be the Christian Girl Autumn episode. We do have an update from Caitlin Covington. Have you guys seen this? What?

Is she back on the scene? The media is reporting that she is going to Vermont in October to take annual fall photos to release fall. Go off. She's... Fall doesn't start until Caitlin Covington posts pictures on the ground. That's the official start. Will you DM her?

I think she's married with a kid now, right? Why don't you just DM her like, hey, I'm falling for you. Hey, lose the zero. Hey, did that guy you called a bitch ever get back to you? No. You know why? Because he's a bitch? Because he's a bitch.

Who was that again? Hannah Brown's boyfriend. your doppelganger he went he probably went to bama knowing her she seems like a girl that would only date guys that went to bama have you talked any shit about their football team no i'm respectful maybe she sent you that mug he never got back to me he's soft man that's why yeah do we ever figure out who sent you the bama mug could have been hannah from the bachelor oh maybe a week from today ladies and gentlemen a week from today we've got a golden bachelor she's got a couple bambinos now it looks like she still looks really good i'll give it to her will you i'll give it to you no no no oh my gosh look at this giant uh starbucks cup she's holding oh we're a dog we don't give a fuck about

that dog i know get that stars out of here this place see the studio this place runs on duncan she's pretty though i mean she's a she's very beautiful to me yeah she loves the fall man that's the thing about her yeah just the ever is vermont the number one fall place to go i don't know what it would be like is there a ranking for that it's it's popping up there in the fall time i was gonna say lansing just lansing michigan i was just trying to think of a random place in michigan no i wouldn't go to lansing for the fall colors it's probably pretty good there at some point i'd just go to the up yeah the up's got it like that they have elk up there yeah cool yeah i i had the pleasure of going to the pictured rocks you ever heard of these they're beautiful i'll look at them

uh i i went up and it happened to be very fall color driven and it was a it was a beautiful experience dave i would just hit that image search dog yeah that's probably the way to do it huh yeah like can you imagine what it's like to be up there during just like peak colors i reckon that water's pretty cold uh lake superior guess what the uh guess what her blog the guess what the url is is it a blog spot two girls one starbucks cup okay can you try again but make it less horny christiangirlautumn.com southerncurlsandpearls.com all right right. It's good. It's in the show. It's good.

Does she want a podcast? Can we contact her to get on this program? Does she do media appearances? Shall I inquire? As long as we delete about the last minute of content, yes. She's not going to go back and listen. She doesn't have like a for business contact. She just, I'll fire her a message.

She's not a business, man. She's a business, man. Let's not a businessman. She's a businessman. Let's get her on Too Much Dip livestream picking some games. Dude, please. I'll fire a little DM. What's the worst that could happen? Hey, we don't have Christian Girl Autumn on tomorrow,

but tomorrow we are joined by, I don't know, Pete Blackburn, anybody? The hockey guy. The hockey guy. He's more than that. He's not just The hockey guy. He's more than that. He's not just the hockey guy. He's other stuff, too. And he's going to pick games with us.

YouTube. Too much dip, YouTube. Tomorrow, 630 Central. That's a plug. So he got a sleeve tat. I'm going to ask him about it. Very time. Sent.

There you go. What'd you say? Would you like to be on our really fun podcast i loved out the really fun part 24 hours passes she hasn't responded send her a video of you doing the yo-yo that's the secret sauce yep that's how we land people yep yep okay say no more what's so funny randy i just like thinking dylan dming people uh milady milady ever seen a walk the dog I just like thinking Dylan DMing people. My lady? My lady, ever seen a walk the dog?

Rock the cradle? Y'all can say something now if you want. What's up? Is it time for This Weekend in Fun? Just relax. I like Dylan trying to move the show along. It's my new favorite character. No, what I was saying about Pete Blackburn's sleeve tat,

now I'm on high sleeve tat awareness watch. You're not getting a sleeve tat. No, no, I'm not getting a sleeve, but I'm just looking at dude's sleeves. And I saw a recent photo of a Manchester United player who's, I think he's like 20 years old, maybe even younger. He has an entire sleeve, an entire sleeve dedicated to the Fox show Prison Break.

What? The entire sleeve. People overseas think that Prison Break is a way better show than Americans think. They love it, dude. I've never seen an episode of it. It's like my dad used to watch that show. Seasons one and two of Prison Break were electric.

I don't know how many people who watch that show, actually, or that I'm aware of. Can you imagine getting an entire sleeve tattoo dedicated to prison break or to any show really yeah it's a good point time for this weekend of fun presented by our friends over at roback whether you're spending your weekend at will mons or on the golf course roback's there to help um announcement alert they have launched maybe even today crewnex uh are they going to hit some players with some crewnex i they said uh recently they will be sending us a package and hopefully that package is containing the crewnex because they look absolute gas and i can't wait to try

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Relax. Yeah, we do have some new reviews. Greg S. said, like all my Roback shirts it's comfortable and fits perfect the print on this one is one of the very best yet Steve S said first but not last Roback great fit and feel tons of compliments dude everyone loves

it everyone loves it but they're not doing Wilmon's bits with it like the first couple I'm actually I'm amazed by these people that are just buying a random Wilmon shirt. Yeah, because it's gas. You don't even need to know the bit. Oh, here's one. Here's one from somebody.

They said, I think we figured out Dorn's deal. And then the next line says, and it's sick-ass polos. That's right. That's good. That's good. Someone did call it the bottle service of polos. Dylan, what are you doing this weekend? Oh, thanks, Will.

Thanks for asking. I don't have much going on, believe it or not. I would like to watch the Texas at Baylor game Saturday evening with friends, of which you two are included. You are my friends. If you would like to watch a game with me, I'd be very open to that. Don't care where it happens, really. Don't care where. So maybe we can make that happen. I don't care where it happens really don't care where so um maybe we can make

that happen i don't know is dave gonna come slide through wearing that baylor john he might slide through wearing that baylor john i might be going i might go to the game you're not going you're not going again okay dude say you won't honestly now that they're doubting me yes i might do it just to piss off the ops. Hey, I would love to hang out with you guys. I know I say that a lot, and it doesn't really come to fruition very often because you guys don't like to hang out with me on the weekends, but I am very open to hanging out with you guys.

What if Caitlin Covington DMs you, and she's like, hey, I want to leave my bambinos? I will leave you guys high and dry to hang out with Caitlin Covington. Where are you going to take her if you take her somewhere? Probably like a pumpkin patch bob for apples uh maybe a haunted house if they're up and running yet i know it's late september maybe not but just take her to spirit halloween maybe i will david uh beetlejuice is coming to austin to the bass concert hall in 2024 this is the best thing that's

happened to that siri whatever it is broadway theater yeah you're probably right you could ask if she wanted to go to that later maybe when falls died down a little bit sunday i got the little guy okay don't have plans yet for sunday but we're gonna hang out i guess we'll fuck off yeah i guess i'll just go buzz off him. Hey, can we hang out Saturday? I can get to my weekend and fun, and maybe we can discuss it then. Dave, what are you up to this weekend, my guy? Looks like I'm going to the Baylor-Texas game. Going up Waco way?

Up 35. Northbound, 35. Yeah. Yeah, I agree. Can you snag some kolaches? It's a little further north, but I can. I know. You want me to?

Don't do that. It's a waste of your time. Slow the checks or... You know I'm not... I mean... No, I'm a check stop boy. I'm not a slow the checks guy. He's a check stop boy. Other than that, you know,

might be looking to goon it up a little bit. I'll goon. We'll see about it. Laying low. Laying low. Laying low other than that. Other'll see about it. Laying low. Laying low. Laying low other than that. Other than that big game, it would be a real shame if this Texas team that's poised to make a run

at the national championship loss to the one and two Baylor Bears who are not very good. It would be a shame. It would be really embarrassing for Texas. Probably for Baylor too. They're probably not going to look good in any facet of the game. Okay. But thank you for that.

Will? I don't know if you all are ready. I'm entering my grilled cheese era. Okay. Last night I made a grilled cheese. Brie cheese with some apple onion jam on some sourdough and it absolutely hit and so this weekend i think i'm gonna make just like some bomb ass grilled cheese up in my crib i'm thinking about getting some sharp cheddar thinking about maybe sautéing some onions

i might even get wild with it and eat meat for the second week in a row and get some thinly sliced ham and just put that on there I know you like a ham and cheese toasty I make a fire one I've got a grilled cheese confession I don't think I've ever had one that wasn't like the basic like you had growing up those are the goat those are the goat dude I've never had a gourmet what you're saying right to me i know it's not a ton of work into it no it's the same process to me you know alamo draft house they don't anymore they used to make a three cheese grilled cheese sandwich it was fantastic i don't know why they took it off the menu the restaurant that i worked at when i was 18 uh no i was 19 i'm sorry i worked lunches it

was called chandler's in petoskey michigan they had a grilled cheese sandwich there that had a bunch of different cheeses in it, and I would add a little bit of ham to it, and it was just the greatest sandwich of all time. I've been chasing that dragon ever since. I need it. I need it. So, yeah, I'm going to make grilled cheese this weekend. I'm very excited about it.

I also am going to plan on watching some football this weekend. Based on how soccer is going in my life right now, I'm really just making a hard pivot over to American football. So I'll be watching all the American football games with my Quadbox YouTube TV subscription. Very excited. I can't guarantee that I can go out Saturday night. In addition to entering my grilled-to-cheese era, I'm also entering my responsibility era. Like I have to stay – I need to be able to drive to the hospital at any moment at this point.

Yeah, I hear you. It's kind of the grind time, dude. I hear you. You're going to be lame the next couple of months, aren't you? I might be. Yeah, dog. I mean, to you maybe, but to my kids, I'm going to be just an absolute superhero. Aw, that's cute, man. That's really sweet.

Yeah. Yeah. Dad to freeze over here. So, yeah, we'll see. We'll see. Okay. We'll see about it. I have zero dinner reservations this week.

No resis. Which means I won't be going out to dinner in Austin because it's impossible. I want to go to Matt's at Rancho soon. I haven't been in a minute. I went on Monday, man. Did you see we're getting El Alma down south? That's so big for the south boys. I'm so excited.

El Alma's good. All right. Good stuff, guys. Randy, what are you doing this weekend, man? Anything cool? Going up to Milwaukee for a little J-Bone wedding.

Just stay there, man. We'll have fun. I'll be doing that. Having fun. Purdue faces Wisconsin Friday. So when they lose, I'm going to have to deal with J-Bone talking shit to me at the rehearsal dinner. You're out on football. You've already said that.

Yeah, it's fine. But you know. Do you have any bits planned for your usher responsibilities? They told me that I could do Doug Dimmadome, but I don't think I'm going to do that. You'd steal the show. I really want to wear like a suit and just like a v-neck and have like shades on and a earpiece and like let people into the church it's funny like there it's a red velvet thing but i think i'm just gonna traveling with your

dimidome hat could be annoying i don't know if that i don't know if that fits in the overhead compartment you might have to drive if you're doing that fit in your car we just see we just see randy's plane flying through the sky, and there's just a giant hat coming out the side of it. Sticking out the window. Yeah. All right. There's nothing funnier in my head right now

than the thought of Randy getting kicked off a plane as Doug Dimmadome. That would go viral. He's just hammered drunk. Dentist time on Saturday. We got the Colorado Buffs. Ah, yes, Oregon. They're going to get a true test. That's a good one.

Very cool. Let's get the fuck out of here. Bye. you