Circling Back - Former Coworkers Micah & Dan | Circling Back 9-17-25
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All right, we're back.
Circling Back podcast.
My name's Dave.
Over there producing, Randall Trimbecky.
Hi, Dave.
Boots today.
Boots in a head.
looking like a cool little cowboy everyone i want to see my boots look at this it's a visual
show you're looking like morgan smallin hey that's me come on no uh no what you're you're
tall in boots man taller than me i'm normally taller than you dave that's the one that's
the hat that you like because you know that hat looks good on it it actually fits my head
there's very few like uh high like i would say this is kind of like high crown that actually
fit my head usually they just put down my ears and make me uh look like a little kid at baseball
practice but nope this is what you're a shout to dumb love club they sent us a bunch of stuff i'm not
completely sure what it is they sent us some hats i've got i've got one of the hats and so thank you to
them um but hey thank you for being here hey no dave thank you for being here over here on this
love seat look at these two uh let's start with dan dan's back why even give me the time i mean
paywall thighs the superstar is next to me well i think i was going to give you your due people
like Dan. I've been around too much lately, actually. People enjoy you. Mea Colpa off the bat,
the last episode. Okay, here we go. This is cocoa melon? It was cocoa melon, I meant. Yeah,
yeah, not bluey. I apologize to bluey. I should have pushed back more, so I'll take a little bit
of that. But I get it confused. I don't have a kid. Yeah, you don't have a kid. You're too
busy at Wawa eating hoagies. Yeah. Here's a guy. Here's my little hoagie, Michael Weiner.
Hi, Dave.
Hi.
Randy.
That mic's pretty high.
Hi, Mike.
It's covering your face and you got a good beard going.
No, that's good.
It's perfect.
Yeah, I'll even show you.
This is what you look like, Micah.
Okay, let me see.
Oh, no.
You can see me.
Look at that, man.
Micah's going a little high on the neck, though.
He needs to get some depth.
Two-thirds are the subsdogs.
I trimmed a little too much today.
It's great to see you guys.
Welcome to Substog.
It's a real treat to have the fight boys group chat.
But in one place, it doesn't happen very often.
It's a, not enough.
No.
No, not enough.
Sadly, Dan used to invite us out the fights and now it's like, ah.
I gave up.
Smart.
Kids, life.
A lot of, he lives very far.
You know, if you're, if you're in Circle C now, but that's a pretty central meeting
place for us to.
Where are you exactly?
Don't, don't docks yourself, but I didn't realize Circle C was your, your hood now.
Slaughter 1826.
Okay.
Okay.
Round the corner from Grey Rock.
Do you ever go to the, the bars, the South Manchak?
I used to, yeah.
I actually was a part of a volleyball team.
Yeah.
With Jaybone.
Oh, okay.
And we played volleyball at the Bowen Tower.
Oh, that's fun.
What's up with Jaybone these days?
He doesn't answer my calls either.
Oh, yeah.
You talked about that on Monday, too.
I listened to the pot.
And as do the people watching and listening.
The visual show.
Is C. Murder going to listen?
I don't know. I don't know. The D-Man might, though. Shout to the D-Man. Everybody else is trash.
Okay. Well, hey, D-Man. He's a nice guy. He's the own original D-Man. The D-Man moved to Panther City, actually.
Really? Yeah. Okay. Well, I hope that went well for him. Yeah.
Micah, it's a treat to have you here. It feels good. How do you like the stew?
You know, it's about 90% the same, except there's not a table. But I do like it.
it's comfortable. It's always good to be next to Dan. And it's always great to be on a visual
show when Dylan isn't here. It's right. He's a very handsome guy. He's too handsome. You see him
gallivanting around Boston? Looks like they're having a great time. Well, that seems like a rickish
shot at me. So it's not. I promise. It's just this is there's nothing backhanded about that.
He's like, oh, Dylan so handsome. Sit next to Dan. I look great. Dan, I think you look quite
handsome. You're a handsome guy. You're just not as handsome as Dylan. Sorry. Hey, yesterday, uh,
Randy and I did the Patreon.
It was just, we ran twos.
Nobody thought we could do it.
People were like, this is going to suck.
This is going to be an absolute pile of shit.
It's actually really good.
Was it,
was it you and me or was it wacky tea and D-Man in the morning?
Were you going with wacky tea?
Yeah, that's my radio team.
That's his afternoon drive name.
Yeah.
This is lunchtime hour, his midday radio show.
Wacky tea, huh?
Well, his borderline is just dufous.
Yeah, that's just facts.
you uh yeah it was it was a good one we had and you know what this is a good question for mika so we did
exactly five minutes one of the calls we got and then you can hop into because i'm sure you've got
something it was if you could relive if you could go back relive any concert you've been to
what would it be and you're a music guy people know that about you you've got some musical takes
and we'll get to that micah's music what would it be what concert would you relive oh man
it might be the one where i uh got my ass kicked by toby keith's bodyguards yeah right i might
I mean, I don't know if I won't do it again.
I probably, there's probably a better concert.
I'd like to relive.
Did you celebrate Toby's demise?
No, I don't.
Cancer is a terrible thing.
Thank you for saying that.
I do not support that.
I mean, I just, I don't like Toby Keith.
I, I despise him and his voice makes me physically ill still, but I did outlive him.
And so there is a little bit of pride and joy.
That's a dub.
It is a dub.
I'm not going to lie.
I mean, I'm not, he's not a mortal enemy.
I'm not going to go piss on his grave, although now, hypothetically, I could.
He did put a boot in your ass.
Yeah.
You know, I didn't like all of the Nashville tributes to Toby, acting like he was God's
gift to the world.
I mean, he was fucking Toby King.
I don't think all of our fans know that story.
Do you want to equip synopsis?
We don't have time for that.
But you can go listen to like one of the first two or three Ross Bowl.
podcast where I
Ross Baldwin podcast
Talked about it in depth
I heard Bill and
Don't bear
We're here yesterday
You guys have a good show
Sitting right there
Yeah I listened to a little bit of it
They were kind of going after
Taco Bell
Like it was like this crazy
Thing to eat
Look here's the deal
Randy eats it a lot
I do
It's actually not bad
It's got decent macros
For a fast food chain
How about that
We do a lot of macros
Especially those little
Chicken Nuggets they got now
Ray said they suck
I didn't say they sucked
Well, chicken nuggets is going to be high-in-proach.
Yeah, but the rest of the stuff's not too bad.
They weren't really chicken nuggets.
They're more of like the Wadaburger Wadabites.
They're like little small chicken strips.
They're not as good as those.
But I enjoyed them.
Their sauces were unique.
How about that?
It always goes back to Taco Bell.
Back to your original Taco Bell since I believe second grade.
At one point, I heard a story that I'm sure unfounded that someone shit in the beans.
and I have refused
out of principle to ever eat there
even though I know it's probably not true
but I honestly I have no idea
what Taco Bell tastes like
there's a rumor that somebody at Subway
I'll use the word
jizzed in the mayonnaise
Can I ask you a question about the mayonnaise
at Subway as a former sandwich artist?
I signed a number of agreements but yeah go ahead
You make a joke but I also did have
I had to sign and not compete when I worked at Jimmy Johns
would non-complete or non-disclosure non-compete so you couldn't go to jersey mic that's insane
i think i just couldn't go and create my own store oh well i just had a friend who was a sandwich artist
and he said that the guys who worked at subway didn't like the subway mayonnaise so they kept
their own jar of mayonnaise in like a back fridge when they made their own sandwiches is there
any truth to that um the only thing we kept there it was uh we had like coronas that we put in the
fridge. Oh, that's bad boy shit, babe. We were drinking at 16. We were very stupid, bad kids. We
would drink coronas at night. Yeah. Then I was left off the schedule. And when you, when you put
that together, it's like, yeah, that checks out. You were drinking on the job. And severely underage.
Yeah. You know, you weren't a 20-year-old just sneaking a beer here. No. No.
Shout to my former co-workers, Ryan, two, and Twan. I had a friend who worked at Jimmy
Johns for a while. And I have a question for you, Randy.
He said that he didn't like the ham there.
This is before anybody said this, but he said it essentially gave him the ick.
Do you have any thoughts on the ham at Jimmy Jones?
I think I prefer other ham, but I enjoyed the ham.
I thought it was good ham.
I enjoyed all the food.
I'm not a roast beef guy, so I never got the roast meat.
Smart answer.
He knows you should never bite the hand that feeds you.
We still do jokes.
But you've missed those.
someone points out in the chat is this ultimate producer day and yeah
oh shit three producers wow y'all should just air grievances toward me like as the party
I'm the one guy I've only I've only produced the game show it's true and very rarely because
you were very rarely last place I wasn't going to say it but I typically win especially now
that will's not all like yeah will is my biggest comp do you need do you know it we'll come back
to YouTube at some point some point
coming soon some point coming soon it's like uh every new restaurant in austin like oh it's
it's gonna be your fallish now we're looking at 2026 actually yeah i went to a ribbon cutting
yesterday okay yeah there's a drip in the drip was the fucking news there no there were no
no news crews there but uh i took my my child i was working from home yesterday and i took the baby
i was the only one there with with the baby i thought we canceled the baby sorry different different
thing. No, not dub baby. Right, right. People need to back off him real quick. By the way,
he's just a baby. All right, go ahead, Mike. I'm sorry. Anyway, I went, I went to a ribbon cutting
and did they open up a sonic or something? No, they're, they're opening up a food hall. It's going to be
a great space, coffee, beer, soda fountain and a pizza place. It's going to be a great, I can't wait
for you guys come visit. What's that? Fire dance pizza? No, fire dance pizza is not not there. Shouts to
sour flour vinegar over 45,000 followers.
Let's go.
Is that your brother?
That's my brother's vinegar business.
Oh, dude.
Check it out on Instagram.
We need to get your brother on the show and he can get into like deep Hawaiian politics and the cults.
Oh, yeah.
He can get real into it.
When he first, when he used to sell a fire dance pizza, they worked at farmers markets and all the farmers markets are controlled by the cults, the gypsy cult thing that they have there.
That like Tulsi Gabbards in?
And they're friends with Tulsi because Tulsi used to come to their thing.
Those gypsies in Hawaii.
They're day one, Tulsi for president.
Travelers, if you will.
Yeah.
Anyway, I went to a ribbon cutting.
They took down the side.
They had to sign up until yesterday that said Oakwood Public Market on tap 2024.
Oh.
And they have yet to open.
And they're like, we're going to open sometime in October.
They're not going to open in October.
I walk through the space.
So I understand construction delays.
Is this like when we're at the paint.
factory and there's like that St. Elmo. Yes, that was where fire dance pizza was supposed to go.
And then like, did that ever open up? No, no. Now it's pins mechanical. Yeah, which is a cool
spot. Haven't been there. Great place to bring the kids. Would love to take the kids.
Arcade games. You can get in there cheap. If like, the arcade games are free. So if your kid just
wants to go play like a Ninja Turtle arcade game, like the vintage one, go bring them in there.
He's not drinking. He might need like a juice, but like you can sneak that in. You can get out of
there's zero dollars for you're a real cheap ass.
Lincoln Park, third grade, is the concert.
I would go back to.
POD, trapped, hubastank.
Oh.
Yeah.
That's a great concert for a third grader.
Yeah, some real new metal butt rock.
One of the guys I work with, we call him T-Bone, actually, or sweet tea when his wife's around.
She likes that better.
But T-Bone one time got on the ox in the office and just started playing Puddle of Mud.
And I looked over at him.
I'm like, who is playing the worst music ever made?
And he was like, it's me.
This is my generation.
Puddle mud is not good.
Dude, this is objectively terrible.
This is bad.
You know who plays Puddle of Mud is in Silicon Valley, the three comic club guy.
Ross Hahneman, I think it was the name.
Yeah, that's the first thing I thought.
As soon as I heard Puddle of Mudd, I just started thinking about that.
They played the fair park, which is, you know, where the state fair of Texas is.
And they opened for Deftone.
So, of course, I was there.
And, like, the lead singer, like, the only thing he said, like, outside of singing, he goes,
oh, fuck, that Ferris will is huge.
Like, yeah.
And everybody's like, yeah, fuck, yeah, it is.
Look at it.
It's so big out there.
Anyway.
I saw Hollin Oates there once.
Really?
Yeah.
Excellent show.
Nice.
Both?
Get the lawn?
Yeah, back in the back.
You know, they settled the lawsuit.
Okay.
I still don't think they're going to reunite.
Is Holland Oats still your walk-up bar touch tunes music?
Yeah, probably.
I think that's a good place to start.
Micah is a, I will say, I will put Micah, my first draft pick on golf course, Bluetooth speaker, OX.
Oh, thanks.
I'll give it to Micah.
Certainly not, Randy.
No.
Dan hates Tropical House music, and I fucking love it.
It's not a good fit for the golf team.
I think it's a great fit for the golf.
Hey, hit me in the chat if you think it's a great fit thing.
Oh my God, look at everyone in the chat is disagreeing with me.
You guys can't see it.
Don't patronize the chat like that.
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My wife bought me, they have the brand new Game Day collection this year.
Right.
And now they're featuring the University of Missouri, Go Tigers.
Bo knows.
Bo knows.
We Bole.
We're winning the ship.
Anyway, my wife surprised me with the Roeback Game Day polo for Missouri.
And I got it like on Monday.
Missou actually probably the first week on Thursday.
So I told the fellas in the office, I'm like, guys, I'm coming in with some fire on on Thursday.
Gear up.
Get ready.
Yeah.
I walk in, row back, coolest dad in the office.
And then about one minute later, one of my other co-workers who went to Missouri comes in in the exact same polo.
That's pretty embarrassing.
Sorry that happened to you.
But, I mean, we did look fly and we got a photo.
I've seen the photo.
It looks good.
No, it's a great looking shirt.
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Okay.
That's live TV, baby.
Hell yeah, dude.
We work it on.
the fly we're live we're different we're gonna figure this we're crazy like that we don't
give a fuck but seriously though use one of those codes uh work good to have everybody here stock
up three producers but all you got you you you hell you uh hosted jursday people forget that
great pod yeah jersey shore pod still going strong you see the situation on the red carpet
the other day no he was uh it i think it was the m tv uh the vmas and uh the sit showed up
And, like, Randy, pull this up because I want the fellas to see this.
Does it feel good to say that?
It does.
Yeah.
Okay.
So what were we looking at?
The situation red carpet.
I'm sure it'll be the first thing.
The situation was his abs.
Yes.
But the sitch is looking very good.
But he showed up in sort of a muscle tea with suspenders.
Yeah, that's, no, yeah, that's the look.
He's doing peptides, HCH, all of them.
Oh, he's on everything.
Now, why is he on a red carpet?
What is he up to?
Well, he's on the only show that MTV, the only original show MTV still airs, which is Jersey Shore, which is still going.
Zoom, I thought they still do while now.
No, I don't think so.
It's just ridiculousness.
That's TRT vein.
Yeah, he's definitely on the sauce.
But shouts to the sitch.
Looking great.
Looking good.
Yeah, some tasteful work done on his face.
Probably.
Oh, yeah, they all had a lot of work done.
His looks better than, you know, not J. Well.
Jay Welles is a little, a little big on the lips, I think.
I was always a fan of Sammy, of course.
The sweetest bitch you'd ever met.
She was.
What?
You've met a sweeter bitch?
You have not said a lie.
I just, who's the sweeter bitch that Sammy?
Can't think of one.
You can't name one.
Remember she did that video for Dorn?
Mike, I really like that one.
She was a real sweetheart.
I really did it.
Oh, man.
Small biz September as well.
So email Brett at washmedia.com if you want us to gas up your small biz.
We'll do that tomorrow.
Parties here.
Dylan will be back tomorrow.
Got to meet a friend of the show, Brent Rooker.
Out at Fenway Park.
Look like you took care of our, Armandorne.
Yeah, that's the, that's, that's the A's way.
I love the A's.
I love the, uh, they are probably my most aesthetically pleasing team.
Yeah, I claim them.
You do?
Yeah, they used to be the Philadelphia is.
Is that right?
Yeah, look at you.
Phillies, by the way, looking good.
Wagon.
Fucking, they are wagging.
Not their fans, right?
You guys see this Karen that's tried.
Yeah, it's over it.
Covered it twice, actually.
Yeah.
we've been talking about it all big so many times hey i don't know if you know this but philly fans
once booed santa claus yeah actually uh threw snowballs throw snowballs at him remember
that was my grandfather that threw snowballs at santa my dad throw a battery at jimmy johnson
and then i have to follow in the footsteps yeah you just got a freesum water water you keep getting
this wrong water i'm going to correct you uh i didn't correct you on subs and huggies i'm going to correct you
it's wood or order wood wooder wooder wooder wooder wooder are we still calling everything john
I never really did the John thing.
But yeah, no, there's still some Johners out there.
Speaking of Johns, go to Roebuck right now.
Use one of our two promo codes.
No, I'm just joking.
Go cop that, John.
I'm joking.
What do you guys want to begin?
I mean, I've got here, Micah's music half hour.
It's Micah's Music Minute.
Micah said before I said, look, you guys, this is your show.
You guys are the guests.
The guest gets to do what the guest wants to do.
Everybody knows that.
Who wants to talk music?
And Micah took me up on that offer.
It's not exactly the way that this was positioned.
I fucking lie.
Yeah, I think my last appearance might have been in December of last year,
or at least my last extended appearance.
And I did Micah's Music Minute, which lasted about a half hour.
Some say the segment's still going off if you listen.
You know, I try and stay off of your Reddit because people on there are poison.
People are saying that you actually have an account.
And then there's the It Micah account, which I haven't paid enough attention to.
Another reason to avoid the Reddit.
That's actually just Jared.
He told me it wasn't him, but it is just his old tweets.
It's just his old tweets, I'm sure.
I don't, I didn't get any feedback as to whether people don't like it.
But I walked out of the podcast going, that segment was too long.
You didn't feel great about it.
And Wilson, no, no, no, it was good.
People liked it.
And I listened to some of it.
And Dave was very funny.
I think it was an entertaining
segment. So I'm
not going to do that. I just want to shout out
one artist right now.
We'll call it Micah's
indie artist
of the week.
Can't wait. Her name is
Liv Green.
I thought you're going to be like Olivia
Rodrigo. Liv Langdon.
Sabrina Carpenter. You know, on that Micah's
music man, I did say that Cowboy Carter
was the album of the year. Don't say it was
my favorite, but it was clearly Micah's
album of the year. The Grammy voters agreed with me, but that's neither here nor there.
Check out Live Green, wild geese. I believe this woman is the future of folk music in America.
I just pulled up Live Green on Instagram. This is not the right one. Is she a tried out at Kansas?
It's not. No. Fuck. No, she is, she lives in Nashville. Talented woman. So young.
A tremendous singer, Wild Geese.
Add us to your playlist.
What's the comp?
I hate to even put her in a box.
Yeah.
It's Florence without the machine.
Oh.
No, no.
It's a little more country-ish than that.
I'm not going to get into it.
I just, I'll let the people decide.
For the first time ever, Mike is not going to get into it.
Is Wild Geese a song?
Yes, wild geese.
You know, it hates geese will to freeze.
Oh, that's true.
That's true.
fucking, he's at war with him to this day.
Canadian geese.
Canadian geese, specifically, invasive species.
Well, immigrants.
Wild geese are going to fly.
It goes a little something like that.
Check it out.
You'll like it.
Wild geese couldn't keep cream corn away.
It's the whole thing with Will.
Man came up with a magnet.
Too bad Dylan's not here.
He's got a good voice.
People like.
Yeah, people like that.
Look at them there.
Imagine doing a dream.
I'm distracted here.
You didn't have to pop top at the lake with him.
Look at them all tan with his pecks.
You pissed in Brett's jeans so much that day?
Yes, I did.
Go watch that video.
What do you think I'm not going to piss the jeans?
You think I'm going to go get in a body of water and a pair of jeans and not piss them?
Jeans are passed down from Paris to generation.
My jeans have pissing them.
Okay, fuck you guys.
Yeah, it was a Sydney Sweeney reference.
Her jeans were blue, Dave's had pissing him.
Says here, we want to talk, Sydney, Sweeney, you got some takes.
I don't.
Is Mugsy still a sponsor?
They're on and off.
Okay.
We don't have anything current, but we're still friends.
We're still like, this.
Good.
Brett, make that happen.
I know he's watching the show out there.
He said he was, but I doubt he is.
He sometimes watches.
No, he's, I think he does.
Hey, Brett, if you're watching.
He's giving us that view.
If you're watching right now, scream.
We'll see him.
It'd be like a 45 second delay.
And by the way, I thought he was just patronizing me.
If you're on mobile, hit us with the hype point after this process is.
Explain height points to Micah.
This is our new bid.
Okay.
So yesterday was high point Tuesday, but it could be high point Wednesday if you really want to.
So there's a thing called hype points that after you like the video, you can hit, give this creator some height points on this video.
And then it helps us in the algorithm.
it'll put you in like this explore thing that I'm assuming no one looks at and it's like oh is there
emerging creators and we're just like uh and we just saw it on there one day we're like yeah we should
do that something worth a try and then but it's all complicated because sometimes it takes like
five weeks for the show to process for some reason it's a whole thing well shouts to emerging artist
that's us all right live green we'll check her out i'm dan you got any emerging artists
Merchant artist
You're big Gavin Adcock guy
Love that guy apparently
He drinks beer and shit
That's his real voice
So you guys
I heard your discussion of Gavin Adcock
Who cut quite a wrestling promo there
Have you guys
Talked about the Charlie Crockett
Gavin Adcock thing
Because there's a big connection there
So I'm pretty well versed in this
As I am
Pretty locked in on
Outlaw
slash country music Instagram, but yeah, Charlie Crockett calls out Morgan Wallen, not by name,
Gavin Adcock goes at Charlie Crockett, they have a beef, Zach Bryan climbs a fence, barbed wire
fence, and now Gavin Adcock is, he's all the talk of the town, even though I don't really know
any of his songs.
Yeah, he's got some clout.
He also called out Beyonce as he did the real original thing, like, she's not a country.
Well, he's an idiot.
Is this going to turn drill, right?
rap where they just start off in each other drill wrap?
Mm-hmm I don't know with the genre they keep off in one another.
In drill wrap no I'm not familiar yeah I think they like rap about their murders
it's pretty simple drill rap yeah no speaking of I had to throw out my drill recently because
the battery died black and decker it's a pretty cheap brand yeah you can't really get them
anymore they used to be all over Home Depot but like no one carries a black and decker anymore
I also have a drill that I can't find
the battery recharger so that's fun but is drill like uh is that like london rep i think it's made
its way here oh but yeah i think it started in england long story short though just beef it's getting
out of control yeah you're charlie crockett guy you might have been in your top four was he
no no no uh he wasn't but i i do enjoy charlie crockett uh i think he's he's good he's got an unbelievable
story, perhaps too
unbelievable. It may not be true, but
I may have gone down that. People are saying there's
a lot of, some people are saying it's a fraud,
but I don't know. All I know
is he and Leon Bridges are boys.
Yeah, they're on tour. They're on tour.
Yeah, they're on tour. What's, what's the tour
called? It's like the crooner and the
cowboy or something like that sounds right. No, the gooner.
Can I say something about
Zach Bryan, by the way?
Yeah. Whoa. Okay. Look into that camera and make sure
I'm not in the clip.
uh okay i think it's easy to dunk on zach brian without it i'm not gonna dunk on zach brian i mean
let me also be clear i've heard like two zach brian songs i think they're pretty good the something
in the orange song that's a good song he's got something my my niece and nephew in new york went to
his show he played two nights at met life wherever the giants play right sold out two nights in a row
They paid astronomical fee to see him in obstructed seats that were available.
He's doing just fine.
He's doing well.
So it shouts to him.
I'm always sort of blown away by the people that are actual stadium status that I would not have suspected.
Because the only thing we've heard from him over the last year is that he's a terrible boyfriend and possibly racist.
And he got arrested and said terrible things to a cop.
What was the racism thing?
Are you conflating him with Morgan Wallen?
No, no.
There was a lot of illusion in the chicken fry girl thing, that whole deal.
I missed that.
That's a beef I kind of stayed out of.
Oh, okay.
I mean, I was aware of it.
Like, I'm watching, monitoring the situation.
Yeah.
Yeah, weird to throw racial insults at Brianna Chicken Fry.
She alluded that he said some terrible things.
He does appear to drink a lot.
Yeah, he seems to have a drinking problem.
Anybody who will scale a barbed wire fence wall tight.
It is tight to do that successfully.
Nobody wants to talk about it, but that was, that is tight to do that,
not get your pants hung up.
Because that could have gone, we talked about it.
We did this whole segment, but still, if you get stuck, yeah.
You get your gene on there, you jump down, your pants come off and you're sitting
there.
He, I could see him just being like a no underwear guy.
What if he was there just fucking winning the pool?
Just fucking dukes up, dick out.
Also at our age, if you kind of drop that far, ankles,
ankles, maybe a torn ACL.
Dude, my knee.
That would be donezo.
He wears a knee brace.
Yeah, sometimes.
Was that from jumping over a barbed wire fence?
No, it was from laser tag.
You do have the look of a motherfucker that would jump a barbed wire fence right now.
What is from laser tag?
I mean, it's from multiple injuries from past, but the most recent one was laser tag.
What's your laser tag handle?
I don't know what it was.
I think it was just wacky.
I just made it as wacky.
I cut your mic, dude.
Did you ever go?
Okay.
Did you ever go to Blazer Tag growing up?
Yeah, one time my brother.
I had a birthday party there.
My brother's four years younger than I am.
It's probably like his 10 or 12 year old birthday.
So I was older and I won.
Your murder and it felt pretty good.
The thing I most remember is my dad's handle was Charles Whitman, who, uh, that may not
immediately ring a bell, but he's the guy who, uh, executed the first mass shooting in
American history who sat on top of the UT tower and pick people off.
Oh, okay.
Which I was like, at the time, I was like, wow, that's a bit.
famously a Marine
Yeah
My goodness
Full metal jacket
I'm sure none of the other 10 year olds
at the party knew who Charles Whitman was
But my dad chose that
And you know
Kind of elbowed me to let me know
That ours was that blazer tag
And there was this kid in like his young 20s
That was just the way he was operating there
Like he was clearly he goes there by himself often
And it was just like moving through
Just he was like a little too good
Yeah
Like what are you doing man
I also another
Wow, I haven't talked about this moment in 20 years, but, um, welcome to the show.
I, before we're going there, there was a guy named White Tiger, who brought his own laser gun and was telling me of all the tips of the, the, the trade.
It probably doesn't even work.
How do you do that?
How's it all synced?
It had a, I don't know.
He had his, yeah, and I beat him and it made me feel good.
And we, we've had the discussion before, what's worse?
It was like, it was like your own darts, your own pool stick and golf clubs at top golf.
Golf clothes.
Bringing your clubs at a top.
I think you bring your own paintball gun.
I owned a number of paintball guns as a teen.
I think that that's a big play.
Yeah.
What about bringing your own putter to a putt putt putt?
Is that worse?
You can't do that.
You can't do that.
That's giving a girl the ache if that's your first date.
The worst, though, is if you bring your own ball, you're like, I'm not going to play
with that blue painted ball.
That's called me.
Oh, your own ball.
You bring out your own titleists.
You see the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the, the,
place has opened up north of here.
ProVee's the number one ball and golf.
I did see this.
I don't really need to go, but it is a thing.
It looks like a thing, like when my niece and nephew were in town, I'll probably
only 90 minutes from your home, Micah.
Isn't that cool?
I'm going to check it out.
It looks great.
It looks cool.
You should go, Dan?
Dan Bush and I went bowling a couple months ago, and I was like, I can see myself, like,
you know, getting my own shoes and my own ball.
Dude, I used to have my own shoes and my own ball.
I react him in Bush.
Really?
Dan's pretty good at bowling.
I feel like I've seen you bowl
You don't do any curve
You just throw it down the middle as hard as you can
You just donkey con curve
But no I go straight
Yeah
Dan's the kind of guy who goes balling
And
And throws this ball
And then runs backwards
To see the mile per hour
I do
To see how fast he throws it
Exit Velo
Yeah
On that ball
The Velo
Yeah
I'm chasing speed
Everybody in my
In my bowling class at T State
We were all chasing spin
We're spin boys
I think you guys
Chase something else
I didn't want to bring it up
It comes up
often.
It was Alexis, Texas, and Kyle Park, noted a Texas singer-songwriter.
Yeah, Coach Bobby had a class at Texas State.
I believe they were like on a softball team together with Alexis Texas.
Oh, yeah.
Shouts to her.
Oh, what position.
Oh, right.
So what I'm trying to say is that Dan and I are going to start a bowling night.
And if you guys want to join us, we'll just see you guys.
I would love that.
I'll probably never come.
But I would, I would.
That was an issue with our...
I will be excited about it.
And then it'll probably never...
Westgate bowling?
Yeah.
I could get to Westgate in 45 minutes.
That was a problem with our league when we were at TFM.
It was me, Jared, um, Harrison, like a bunch of the TFM, Bush.
And, uh, it was a 30 week league.
That's too long.
It's too long.
It's too much.
Give me every Tuesday.
How many weeks in a year?
52?
Yeah.
Last I checked.
It's more than half the year.
It was too long.
Yeah, it's like the NASCAR season.
Weren't y'all in a top golf league, too, that was, like, way too much?
Yeah.
Like Will said he filled in one time or a couple times, and he was like, yeah, it was a lot.
All these leagues are way too long.
They needed to be eight weeks max.
Yeah.
Got to have a life outside of bowling every Tuesday.
It felt like an obligation.
Speaking of obligation.
I was in the National Karaoke League once.
There's no one.
It's the rookie of the year.
At egos?
It was at egos.
Did egos survive?
Are we still?
I believe it's still.
Plumbing issue,
Fixed or not fixed.
Yeah, yeah.
I think it's still going strong.
I have not done karaoke in a number of years now at this point.
I don't.
I choose not to believe that.
No, this is one of the things that I, that's dead inside of me.
And I, I will, it'll be good when, when I'm back.
But, no, I was the rookie of the year in the National Karaoke League.
And it was one of these things where it was like 12 weeks or 16 weeks.
And at least like bowling, if you go on a Tuesday, you know, you want to have the first,
the first week or two, you're going to have a couple of domestic light beers with the fellas.
But then, like, by week six, you're like, it's Tuesday, man, why am I crushing beers at a bowling alley?
Some greasy chicken tenders.
And yeah, you're just like, you know what?
I'm going to eat dinner before I go and I'm going to drink water and feel better at work the next day.
When you have a karaoke league, like, you can't do karaoke sober at a dive bar.
So I was just getting hammered.
No, I think you get put on a list if you do that.
That's weird behavior.
Our team, like, we had a rehearsal the first week.
And we came out and we killed it.
We did Free Your Mind by InVogue.
Oh, and the rest will follow.
We had dance moves.
And then by week two, we lost like half the people.
And then by week three, it was just me and my friend Mallory were the only one's going.
And I was the only one who made it every week.
And then actually by week four, Mallory and I had gotten in a fight.
So she stopped coming.
You realize Mallory by herself, not a good time.
Perhaps.
It was just awkward because it was like kind of.
I mean, it was like the fourth week in a row we've gotten.
hammered together and and then somebody said something and whatever. I don't need to go back
into that. Let's talk about it. Was it political? No, I don't believe so. You're not hitting the
notes or she's not hitting her steps and the dance moves or something like that? There might
have been some discussion of commitment. The amount of energy she was putting forth. Yeah.
Yeah. I know, I made it every week and then they gave me the rookie the year. I think out of sympathy.
I was going to say, did you just make it because you were the only one that made it the whole time?
I could have been. But I mean, as you know, I'm a pretty good karaoke.
It's just like when you got second place in that jiu-jitsu tournament?
It's all time.
I have two people.
Yes.
No one's going to see.
It's sort of plays like that.
You know, no one's going to go back and be like, oh, there's only two people in that tournament.
That's right.
He still has that medal.
Yeah, I was at the podium.
True.
That's huge.
There wasn't a third place person on the podium, but they should just crop that out.
I think I said this before the pot.
I've got a ton of jump to champ videos on my phone.
So I just, if you ever want to relive,
live that era. You let me know. It was a good era. Yeah, maybe we'll do like a retrospective
podcast here. We're coming up on, I mean, I don't know, seven, eight years now. Us watching our
own content commentated. I mean, we do that on Patreon. Yeah, shout out to the circling back
on touching base. Yeah. I saw us. You guys haven't gotten a C&D on that yet, have you?
No. Okay. Yeah. I don't know. I hope not. I hope you don't.
Chump to Champ was my first thing when I came to Austin. That's how I met everyone. Came to your
way in and then I went to the actual exhibition. So that's how this all started. Thanks, Micah.
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Dave, I heard a rumor that you're 41.
Apparently, 41 is the new one.
It's the new 6-7.
Oh, is it really?
Yeah.
All right.
And keep up, yeah.
I don't think it has the juice that 6-7 has.
Thanks for supporting me on that.
that, Randy.
Yeah.
Dang.
Is that something else we need to try to ruin?
I don't know.
We're a little early on it.
You know,
how do you know this?
I,
I follow a hoopify very closely.
Ah,
I have to unfollow hoopify.
I can't stop.
I'm now following like his burner accounts and I'm deep in the hoopify.
Dude to hoopify for Dan.
Give me a 30 second piece.
He's brain rot.
He's brain rot.
Did Livy Don,
what was it?
Was baby Gronk riz up,
Livy Don?
Did baby Grog just steal?
Livy Don from, like, he's that guy.
Yeah.
Sweet.
Does that help?
That probably doesn't help.
We did a bad job.
Um, I think I heard.
I mean, we could just do, give me 30 seconds.
I'll do.
I'll do it.
All right.
Go.
Did Livy God, did Livy Don get rizzed up by baby gronk?
Baby Gronk visited Livy Dunn at LSU and got a tour of the whole college.
Do you think you could ris up Livy Dunn?
Also a lot of sound effect.
a lot of dings.
Wow.
Wow.
Yeah. I followed for a minute and I was like, what am I doing?
Like I, I'm already too online.
It felt like a step too far.
Yeah, the internet's cancer.
We get it.
It's bad.
You're not even on Twitter anymore.
I deleted it.
You're too good for Twitter.
Michael, you have two Twitter accounts.
What's going on there?
That's true.
I haven't tweeted.
I'm scared to see the last time I'm
tweeted. No, he's there for the outrage. I thought about this last night. I was like, good
Lord, somebody's going to pull up my last tweet and it's going to be something about, you know,
a pangangam style. No. Something along those lines. I was going to guess something else.
It was you going at, uh, who is it, who is your constant, uh, foil in Texas politics?
Uh, dirty Dan Patrick. He loves Dan Patrick. Patrick. No, your last, Dan Patrick's sport.
Very on brand. Uh, it was a rich.
the Rizzler.
Oh,
Retweet.
Shels.
It's the Rizler with some New York next legends.
Get more online, man.
Being online's fun.
I think last time I was on this podcast, I said, I'm not online at all.
And I don't know what's going on.
And then I made the mistake going to the Reddit.
And people are like, I follow Mike on Instagram.
And he likes everything.
He's very much online.
Like, he's pretty online.
I think you know every food place in Austin.
I do follow them.
That's one of the ways I support people.
How do we feel about the, uh, small businesses?
Do you know anything?
you got any inside info on the PGA tour coming back to Austin?
No.
Fall series.
I know nothing.
I saw Brett reading about it.
It's going to be all the bombs.
You think?
Yeah, it's gross.
It's just going to be post FedEx?
Yeah, yeah, it's a fall series.
So it's all the guys trying to like make the tour.
I'll still go.
You know, lock down their cards again.
All the mules?
I'm excited to hear about this.
No lane up crew would call them the mules.
The Lonto Griffins of the world.
Okay.
Who was not super pumped that Scotty was at Napa.
Which I wouldn't either.
Like, I'd be pissed.
It's good publicity.
Next year, the purse might be a little bigger.
Probably not.
Probably not.
Micah, you want to talk about your vasectomy?
We did this the last time.
Oh, yeah, but I said I called in.
Well, I was just going to tell the story of still firing blanks.
Yeah, you got that test yet, Haas?
I'm not going to talk about that.
I did.
I haven't gotten the test.
dad, Dave.
You better be careful.
That's all I'm saying.
Yeah, no, it's true.
You still got live rounds in there.
You've got to do a number of EJax.
I'm letting Dan know, Dan, just a kid.
You got to clear out.
Exactly.
After the vasectomy, they'll say, you got to do 30 goons.
And once you're done, then you go get the test.
Then you're fine.
They'll look at it under a microscope.
Well, and then they said, once you pass that test, you go
do 20 more and you get a second man oh yeah you gotta go like post up in the cave i can't believe
that there are four guys in here and only four balls so it's not how this works ryan doesn't
understand yeah he thinks that our testicles have been removed but they're clearly still you guys got
gender affirming care that's uh you know it's not really how it works that's not really true
i will say something it's very progressive i will say something for men's health
and this is a non well this is probably a political statement do you know the cost of my vasectomy
me, Dave?
$12.
It felt cheaper than it should have been.
Zero dollars.
Zero dollars.
Is that because they just want us to stop reproducing?
Yeah, I suppose, but insurance covered 100% of my mayoral reproductive care.
There's a reason for that.
Michael, there's a reason for that.
I'm glad you brought it up, actually.
That's it.
That's all you're going to get in.
We're not reproducing at the rate we should be.
Bob Barker.
Damn, was mine zero?
What insurance you got?
He's got a lead insurance apparently.
I'm on my wife's insurance.
She has excellent insurance.
I remember it be either mine being like, it was either $0 or like cheap.
And I was like, huh, I thought this is going to be like a $1,000 deal.
It seems like a big deal to have, you know, that procedure done.
It's more or less a chop shop.
But shout to, shouts to Dave and I's mutual urologist, Dr. Trotter, who,
great guy.
Talked a lot about cage fights, mutual friend with Andrew Craig.
and hilarious guy.
I had a great time.
Did he put on the golf channel?
Because that's what we watched.
Oh, no.
No, we,
we watched morning drive.
It was full swing.
Or not full swing.
It was a,
what's the game show?
Oh.
Did no break?
Big break.
It was an old big break.
This guy's just altering my,
my manhood.
And I'm just watching like,
oh, they're going to hit in a window.
That's the origins of Tony for now.
We spent a lot of time talking about Elon Musk
and how he has so many children.
And we also talked about my million-dollar idea.
I've got to come up with a marketing idea.
I think Randy might be able to help here.
If you say it publicly,
no one's ever said that on it.
I just feel like this is something
that would be right in Randy's wheelhouse.
It's a vasectomy service.
It's a full-service vasectomy concierge sort of thing for,
if you're a first-round draft pick,
these guys, I'm just speaking hypothetically.
a lot of these guys have several children with with multiple women okay a lot of fucking and
they're not always wanted pregnancies seems like you're painting with a broad brush i i love
anthony edwards okay he's my favorite NBA player but there was a story about six months ago
that he uh he just wrote his baby mama a check for like a million dollars or something
or his would be baby mama he's like l-oh get that aborted yeah and she's
you didn't. And then he just wrote a check for 18 years of child support up front and said,
never talk to me again. And I don't support any of this behavior. But I will just say,
if you're a first round pick, he cut the check. You go in, you get snipped. But first you,
you store some samples. So you get paid if hypothetically my business, I would get paid on a
monthly basis for holding those sperm samples. So then you go get sniffed. And so all the people that
may be trying to trick you into, you know, shooting the club up, so to speak.
I don't know if you go with shooting the club up these days.
Yeah.
Does that mean, does that mean, does that mean, ejaculating inside?
That's what that means.
Where does Randy come into this?
Wait, wait.
How is this in my wheelhouse?
Am I an expert in cream pies?
No, what are you talking about?
Wacky guy?
Yeah, I just feel like Wacky T could come up with a good name, like, first round protection
or something.
Like, come up with something on this.
Maybe, maybe workshop in the chat.
And then once you do get married and you're ready to have a family, you get it reversed where you just go take the samples and boom.
Like, it's all good.
Straight up, getting the vasectomy reverse sounds like such a pain in the ass.
Yeah.
I'll answer your testicles.
Yeah.
Why don't they make it a light switch?
That's a good.
Now that, that's a million dollar idea.
You know, Randy, you'd be really good for that for some reason too.
Yeah, I'll get right on that one.
You look like the kind of guy who would want to be in.
that business. Yeah, let me, let me put like stall light switches on cranks. It's for her pleasure.
A light switch. Or it's like, it's got like, it's a motion sensor. How would that work? Your motion.
I don't know. You know, that makes sense. I didn't think it through. It's all motion. Hey, it's okay, Dave.
Unless you're Mormon. You can't do motion if you're Mormon. Oh, it's soaking.
Well, you can't generate the motion, but if somebody is shaking the bed, there is still motion.
Yeah, yeah, but that's how you become the quarterback of Tulane.
You can have James Marsden jump on the bed for you.
I'd like to meet the old lawyer that found that loophole in the text.
I was like, ah, here it is.
Check it out.
It was Joseph Smith.
Yeah.
No thrusting, but do me a favor.
Jump on the bed a little bit.
Mormon.
Mormons have a huge, like, history, though, in Missouri.
you guys have a really great what they asked to leave missouri and that was the whole thing i don't think
asked i think um executed right this guy does a history pod yeah yeah that's uh tell us the
name of the podcast dan soft core history i love how resistant to plugging dan shows dan is he's
always been this way yeah you have the exact opposite yeah and i really enjoy it i it's a good
bit it i maybe no one else likes it but i just love like even when we did sub sub's dog i'd be like
All right, Dan, what's your Instagram handle?
He's like, nah, don't follow me.
No, I deleted Twitter, too.
Yeah, don't worry about it.
The rest of us are plugging every, we've got the wolf of supplements on giving his, his child's social security number out there, trying to make one more sale of his Advocare product.
Why did he give his child social security number?
He was plugging very hard, is all I'm saying.
And Dan's just like, don't follow me.
Fuck this show.
How is the wolf?
Anybody keep up with him?
It hasn't been great for business for me.
But, yeah, I think he's thriving.
I don't know.
Not super familiar.
I do remember the last time we were on his show, though,
we were taking some powder that was called, like,
it was Xanax and Adderall, like a happy medium of that.
That's how he advertised it.
That just sounds like life.
I think there were dry scoops involved there, too.
Yeah, I dry scooped a lot.
Is it the happy medium of Xanax and Adderall, like, just existing?
Existing.
Like, just being, like, where are you all right now?
We're just not taking any of those things.
Yeah, it's like.
It's just being, waking up.
It's like all of the relaxation of Xanax with all of the mind-numbing anxiety of
Adderall.
So it's basically your day-to-day life.
Huh.
Okay.
That's not something I would try.
I don't think it's approved by the FDA.
I just remember.
We showed up at the Wolfe's at his headquarters to record.
And we got there.
I mean, he was out in the middle of nowhere.
And we got there like five minutes late.
And the wolf acted like we had done, we had executed someone because the followers of his
live show on Facebook had to wait an extra five minutes for us to get sent up.
Oh, I remember it well.
And Goldman just gave me like the most shit for it because I was the last one there.
Or I had to get the camera set up.
Yeah.
The wolf was given a hard time.
Anyway, shout's to Jake.
How's he doing?
Jake's thriving.
He's working for some New York marketing agency.
from Florida so remote work and he's starting his own oyster farm so he's
renewable he's getting just oysters they're doing clams and cockles as well just oysters but
they're also doing a catering company oh him and his wife for first round draft picks I think so
it's a callback clip it like micah's testicles doing a lot here you want to steam on the cowboys
while you're here shuck me uh I was going to say daddy afterwards um
No, I mean, the Cowboys are trash.
There's not a whole lot to say.
Dax's looking pretty good.
You know what?
If you could clip this, Randy, I want to send this clip to Peter the Irish guy who's
a friend of mine who has terrible takes.
Oh, no.
You're clipping things for one person?
Yeah, that's, well, that's the request.
Randy's not going to, Randy never does anything I ask.
Except when I ask for a favor and he does several hours of work and I pay him $0 for.
Yeah.
What's going on?
Yeah, we're not going to talk about one of the Quaid brothers.
Anyway, we won't get into that.
My apologies, I think I bought you launch or something.
Seems like we've gotten it.
I owe you something.
It sounds like a lot of money.
I love Randy.
I love Randy.
But anyway, clip this.
Texas Workforce Commission, are you listening?
Peter the Irish guy said that Jerry Jones is his hero and the Cowboys documentary was better
than the last dance and he loved everything about it.
It was not better than The Last Dance.
The Last Dance was excellent.
Everything that doesn't involve Jerry Jones was pretty good.
Although, granted, we all know all these stories.
There's no, there's no embedded cameras and clips we haven't seen.
I think we all enjoyed The Last Dance more because there was such, like, there was no content at the time.
Yes.
It was the only thing we could ingest.
This is a Tiger King effect?
Yeah.
Tiger King dropped like week one of the ongoing global pandemic.
One of the few things we could actually watch.
It was new.
It was the fucking best.
And actually, I thought it was pretty good.
There's just the propaganda piece from Michael Jordan.
Yeah.
So what?
I was sick, though.
Yeah, but he was, he wasn't, I guess he's a delusional psycho, but.
Jerry?
Incredibly so.
Jerry's a delusional psycho.
Michael Jordan, of course, a psycho.
But Jerry Jones, just an absolutely loathsome, terrible human being in every way.
And anyone who could watch that documentary and, like, not think he was terrible and want him to die is just, is wrong.
Peter the Irish guy needs to, you know, dream bigger, man.
Pick a better hero.
And if you're just tuning in, Peter the Irish guy is Micah's buddy.
He's doing the segment for, you could have just called him.
No, I mean, we got in a fight via text, group chat via text.
And I told him all this.
But now that I have a larger platform, I'm here to publicly humiliate him.
You did backdoor cover with him, right?
Or you were doing a Picks pod with it.
Yeah, yeah.
He used to show up on backdoor cover.
He took our IP.
Well, I took the IP.
Yeah, you took RIP.
Well, I negotiated it.
It was part of my exit, actually.
Nice.
Yeah.
Plus mind of Micah.
Those podcasts have been dark for about two and a half years now.
I'm retired from content.
You still paying for the RSS feed?
But there's nothing worse than like you bump into somebody that you haven't seen in a while.
Maybe you're at Maddle Ranchos or something like, hey, man.
Mattel Ranchos.
Sound effects.
He's already bored with her.
So I got distracted because.
Bro, how you doing?
I love mine.
of Micah. I'm like, you don't. You're not listening to that. I haven't put out an episode
You know every person that's listening. You know the guy. Yeah, like I could tell you if you're
listening because you're not. But anyway, I digress. Dylan pulled to Randy, so I just had to go
check. What did Dylan do? He got a mid-pod Instagram off. Oh, he did? Yeah. Is it any good?
Let's pull it up, let's judge it. You want to do that? Yeah, pull it up for the chat.
I don't like it. All right. It's a good move. It's a live pulling up of Dylan's Instagram.
Instagram.
It's a good thing
it's a video podcast.
Oh, what's this?
Look at Randy's feed.
We did a segment
last week.
We were talking about our good friend
Liv Langdon,
how she only dates
guys who look like
they played D1 tight end.
It's just all like
6-5, just chiseled dudes.
6-7.
There we go.
Start off hot with Parks.
I mean, that's a good,
that's a good lead-off one.
Man, Parks looks like he might be 6-7.
He's not 6-7.
He's not.
He's like 10.
It's a big bet.
let's move on here
do you get to take some cuts
looks like it
that's a good pick
oh there he is
the rookman
Brett Rooker
Wait is he always tiptoes
no
Shelt's a Rooker
Yeah it's a
He's just almost certainly not
Yeah I think it is
Dylan going with the pop collar
On the jean jacket
Oh ragged bone
Future sponsor alert
Oh that's cute
That's cute
My socks hat
I don't know if I would have done that
If I were him
Oh yeah
I'm just kidding
he did do that uh hell yeah there's that this is a good post i know i saw this is that dylan
no that's not dylan taking hits is it uh it's hard to tell because almost certainly not
no someone actually in uniform right oh so that's i would be upset because when i i got to uh watch
bp with rook he didn't offer me the the the cage to get in the cage get a couple and i was
i did have that thought and i was glad he didn't i was like that would be real embarrassing
my son watches me and just go up there and just whiff on bp yeah good good good
Good job, Dylan.
Look at you.
All right.
Pull in a Randy.
Oh, steroid era.
See, Dylan is a stickler on steroid era.
He doesn't, he's a, he's an anti-Bonds, anti-Sosa, McGuire getting in the hall.
And he's taking a photo of it.
Whereas me, this guy, let them all.
I don't care.
Fuck them.
I mean, Barry Bond should be in the Hall of Fame, yes.
Barry Bond's never proven.
Never tested.
He failed to test.
There we go.
And he had a guy, go to jail for him.
That's the way you should do it.
You got to have a guy.
Balco.
Is that it?
That's a good,
that's a good gram.
Why don't you give them a like?
I already did.
I already did.
Right there.
Leave a comment.
Epic cock.
You won't.
Wow.
Nice mid-pod post.
Do a six-seven reference.
Six-seven.
A lot of podcasts are scared to do this kind of stuff, but we like to try different things.
In the moment.
In the moment.
Now that we're, now that you guys, not we, now that you guys are,
a video show this anything is possible it is yeah look at us hey pull up uh here we'll do we'll do
a couple things but ray pull up uh twitter go to my twitter at de carter rough on twitter of course okay uh but
i want to say i want to because there's dylan got to see that meme and he posted a vid or a pick
next to it and there's some other there's some other uh paintings that he posted you know i'm talking
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It was a bit I did on oysters, clams, and cockles.
That's right.
The promo code was always, Dragon.
That's it.
What a great show.
Can't believe our company didn't succeed.
It wasn't because I whispered the promo code, Dan.
There was bigger problems that Michael whispering.
People love the dragon.
I think there were some worse problems on today's episode that we just did regarding
AdWitts Dan.
for future use um yeah look at this he saw the meme clicking a big on that the Norman
Rockwell meme you guys familiar with this Mike you're not you're online Dan's not on
Twitter so he may not oh boy somebody's already got me in the in the meme what
yeah people like to post this what is this meme called what are we calling this it's like I
old guy standing up meme and it's like like a controversial take but like one that like
it's one that maybe shouldn't be where it's like I think uh I think I think I think
think Randy should get paid for doing work for Micah.
I think billionaire should pay for their own fucking stadium.
Exactly.
You did a little Trey Parker at the end there.
Yes.
That's what it is.
But let's see.
There are some other ones he stood next to in a similar.
Okay.
What's this?
Is that?
Who is that you?
That's, where's that from?
I think that's a photo from college.
Is that a composite?
How did they get that?
Yeah, I've never seen that photo of you.
Who's Sean?
Wait, who is?
Okay, seriously, who posted this?
Sorry, this is a visual
Sean 0108.
We'll post it on the gram.
Yeah, whose burner is this?
I don't know.
Someone has, for those listening,
someone has placed a photo of me from,
I believe, 20 years ago.
That's got to be your compot.
Very crudely placed on top of his head.
It's pre-Grandex.
What were you?
K.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah, K.A.
Oh, yeah, you fired the cannon.
It's true.
I didn't personally.
That was the president later after we got off probation.
You were the guy who stepped up.
All right, keep going.
Let's keep going through.
What is this?
This is Dylan with the...
Dylan in front of a triedout composite.
I don't understand the reference.
What's it mean?
You just have the Tridout house?
Maybe as a family member is a Tritow?
I don't get that.
Oh, is that why, Dave?
Is that why you wrote pretty sure this is fake underneath there?
Yeah.
It's a good comment.
Ah, there it is.
Sailboat, Tfm.
He's a Tfm guy.
Of course.
Okay.
Okay.
We knew this one was coming.
him in front of the famous Glyzidante.
I'm going to add at Dorn.
I think I might have sent to you too, Dave.
I sent it to Will.
Oh, come on.
Osama bin Laden, been dead for years.
There was a local restaurant that had a
carniglissada special,
where it was a hot dog with carne gisada on it.
I sent to Dylan and he never replied.
He's not, I will, I'm going to call down out for this.
He's not a good message responder.
Can we just talk shit on Dylan?
going while he's gone?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You have any other beef with him, Randy?
You know, the only beef that I like is from oink, from moink.
That's my favorite beef, right, Dan?
I mean, they're a good company.
What are y'all doing?
Moinck.
They were never even one of Dan sponsors.
It's a company he loved.
No, it's a company I like.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Do you know about moinck?
It's moot plus oink.
Yeah.
Moin sounds like something you make in the back of a set of check, though, for the amount of
play there again.
You serve it to them.
It sounds like something Hunter Biden would give instructions on how to how to make on a podcast.
Not while endorsing it, but just saying here's how you make Moink.
If Moinck wants to reach out to it, we will promote you.
It's very powerful.
It kind of sounded like a good time.
Do you think the guys at Poncho were like, I don't know the dude's in Poncho?
Yeah, they're great shirts.
Okay.
I don't know those guys, but I kind of envision what their office is like.
Do you think they were hyped when Hunter Biden did that big sit down interview?
view and he was in just a very prominently poncho displayed shirt.
It was kind of like a Dolphins fan at the draft, Jif, that, okay, yeah, yeah, uh, yeah, sure, sure.
Yeah, we drafted a guard that I've never heard of.
Like, this is going to get a lot of exposure, but is it the exposure?
I don't know.
Here's the, here is going viral.
And sometimes when things go viral, you can't stop it.
The dilemma had TFM, had we all been like at TFM, the dilemma with the Hunter Biden story,
would have been like yeah like the the audience would have had to to grapple with okay he's
Biden's sons a Democrat so boo also nepotism and does like the fratiest shit ever yay so like where
do we come down on this thing we would have sold Hunter Biden t-shirts oh yeah like I mean like
the ultimate like rowdy Hunter rowdy Hunter Routy Hunter shirt just little bandana American flag
I mean honestly it's uh it's it's the duality of it would really
tested the audience out. We sold Rowdy Jesus shirts. Yeah. That was a mistake. Speaking of
mistakes that brought down the company, I believe that they burned a lot of bridges. A lot of Bible
thumpers that did not appreciate that. A lot of wholesale, you know, partners who decided to stop
working with us immediately after we. Can I just say rowdy Jesus doesn't bat an eye these days?
Like, if you do that today, I don't think it would cause people. Yeah. Controversy. Cool. Yeah.
Has a lot of fun. He has a lot of rowdiness too. Kind of like Willie Nelson anyway. Sick.
That's a Carter, John. Shout to Carter, doing skulls.
Carter's the man.
Carter is the man.
I have like, I've got a Euro mount in my garage because like my wife will let me put it up anywhere in the house.
And, uh, and have confession.
Um, anyway, I'm always like, should I just give this to Carter to like, or like, should I have him do this?
But I think it's really expensive.
I remember I have to commission art from fine artist.
The Christmas party.
I should support local.
We were at Starbar and Carter got into a fight with a guy dressed in.
a bunny outfit from a Christmas story.
Okay.
Got into a physical altercation with this man.
I don't remember this at all.
It was great.
Like fist thrown?
Yeah.
What was the fight about?
Carter doesn't seem like the type of guy who I know, but he goes.
I remember that party was catered by Valentinas.
Ah, yeah.
That was fucking good.
Valentinas, dude.
RIP.
Yeah.
Too much dip on the chip.
Way too much.
They just, you know, didn't really put any effort into customer service.
Well, they didn't, they, it turns out running a barbecue.
trailer, a barbecue truck
with some seating is a lot different than running
like a full-scale restaurant.
Yeah.
But that used to be like once or twice a month,
I would go get there early, stand in line,
bring home like barbecue just to eat and
raise on for the weekend.
It was my favorite food.
It's a Tex-Mex barbecue place.
I heard he's cooking some more, though.
Probably.
He, you know, he was cooking the books because they weren't
paying taxes to their lines too.
Allegedly. Well, I'll barbecue too.
Yeah, they got caught up in that too.
But the barbecue is like the toast of the town.
When a celeb comes in, they go to a barbecue, dual-le-e-bo eaten there.
Someone got really hurt, and then they just did insurance fraud.
Allegedly, I don't know.
Yeah, I don't know.
I can't speak to that.
Didn't someone, like, also hop their fence and steal, like, 10 brisket while they were being cooked?
That did happen.
Was it Zach, Brian?
Yeah.
Dude, barbecue drama in this town.
Dude, you know what?
I can't ever get anybody to go, but Terry Blacks.
That's fine.
I'll go.
Tearbox is very good.
I'll go with you right now.
I'm doing a show.
I mean, in a couple of minutes.
You guys ever go over to Corner Bar?
Yeah.
We go to Browns, the little.
Yeah, yeah.
It's good.
Barbecue's good.
It's fine.
It's fine.
Oh, here we go.
It's good.
It's better options.
Of course there.
But for the price, like those wraps like only be like $5 or $7.
Don't they have like a happy hour thing where they'll give you a free plate of barbecue?
I've never gone inside of Corner Bar.
Oh.
Have you?
Yeah.
Cool bar?
Looks like a cool bar.
Like tiny?
It's fine, kind of divey.
Yeah.
Okay.
They've got TVs.
It's a fine bar.
They might have a pool table.
If you want to stay south, I'm just going to go to Leroy and Lewis.
Leroy and Lewis, good.
Michelin Star, Dan and I go there often.
When I say often, we've gone there probably like four times together, three or four times.
That's often.
Michael, what is, you don't get out as much?
You're like me, you don't get out much.
But what's your bar of choice these days?
If Mike has got a night out, let's say,
let's say Boo Boo Boo is like, I've been playing a lot of Bunko with the lady.
A lot of Majan
You have a night
You go out
Where are you going?
Are the fellows coming to meet me?
Yeah, do boys will be there
He's going to Rio
Not de baby
I'm not going to Rio
Not de baby
Because you can't get in
He's a baby
I don't have a good answer
My wife and I were talking about this
Because her birthday is coming up
I love you baby
And we've got a babysitter lined up
So
We're looking at
Reservation
I think I just want to go to Maddell's Ranch.
Mattel Ranchos.
Mattel Ranchos and Mattel Ranchos.
And I was like, is there a cocktail bar somewhere else we can go beforehand?
And she was like, do you want to just go to LaVocca Street like we used to?
Because we live next door to it.
But that's not a great date night.
But if I was out with the fellas and there was a game on, LaVocca Street's a pretty good place.
You're talking about the Lamar LaVocca Street.
Yeah.
I mean, the downtown one's good too.
I like the Lamar one better, I think.
It's more accessible for guys our age.
I don't know, man.
I mean, I went, I went and saw a concert of last year.
God, it's been a long time.
Damn, your life is.
My life is depressing.
It really is.
No, like, I used to go out and do stuff and, like, go to shows and go to restaurants.
And I live in the suburbs and don't do any of that.
Let's, uh, let's, my wife sent me a text said, how is the big city?
That's how fucking sad my life is.
Hey, that's why you got to move out of Drift.
Let's do, uh, I like it.
Drip sucks.
My kids love it.
They live next to the elementary school.
It's going to be great.
to the brewery out there that's got the playground.
That's like all of them.
Yeah.
Jester King?
No,
Jester King's, I mean, it's not trash, but are you big sour guys?
Hey, let's get something on the books.
Let's just, yeah, yeah, come, come out.
Listen, I will bring the, I don't know, we can get Sarah.
Maybe your wives can play Mahjone.
Ooh.
I'll invite my, my wife, my mom.
She plays marjohn.
Sure.
Rival mahon groups.
You know who really likes Mahjon.
You know, really likes it?
No.
The mom's in the neighborhood.
Yeah, yeah.
It's taken over my wife's life.
And I love it.
I'm happy with, if she finds joy in it, I'm very happy with it.
She knows every to the burbs.
You got to go back to the city.
Her group chat, dude, she's in more group chats than me.
Like her group chat's more active than like the TMD or the meme team.
Oh, they're crazy.
And shouts, shouts to them.
I'm not going to name them, but they're very active.
Who's your least favorite member of that group chat?
You know, I don't know the people well enough to.
Do any of them listen to like any of your shit or our shit?
No, I don't know.
Why does nobody listen?
Well, I don't do any shit.
I haven't done any content in like two and a half years.
So this other than, you know,
Mike's musical hour.
It's really cool.
Most of my friends in real life don't listen to anything I do.
That's true.
It's nice.
My best friends don't listen to any content I do.
Which I accept.
Yeah, no, it is for the best.
It is my wife's friends.
They're like, they met, we went swimming one time.
Sally and Will came over when and somebody knew Sally.
and the woman lives in our neighborhood.
And they thought that Sally lived in the neighborhood, not us.
And my wife met this woman at a Majan thing.
Anyway, and she was telling her friends the story.
And they were like, well, what does her husband do?
It's like, oh, he's a podcast.
And they're like, of course he is.
So they had no idea who he was.
And just I think my friends in Drip think all of my friends are podcasters and many of them are.
But don't listen and have no awareness.
Well, they're going to know now because you just came on here.
and you crushed it, you and your epic cock.
I'm not working for doing that.
We get that switch turned on.
There's a callback yesterday.
This is going to be a problem when Dylan's back, and we just keep on saying it.
Ross texted, Ross found out yesterday, I don't know if you listened to the end of the show that Dylan hates both of it.
Well, we knew Dylan hated epic.
He just hated it.
But he also really hates the word cock.
So Ross just texted him out of nowhere like, hey, dude, is there any epic cock in Boston?
Did he reply?
I don't know.
Yeah, he said that there's a lot of hot.
Dick running around and we're like we're he's not he can't even reiterate can't even like yeah he
has to move the joke to a different place that's weird where can we find you on social media oh we're
wrapping up we don't have to no we got plenty of time i got to go get faded anything else you're
done i think that's a mistake i think you need to oh wait i didn't finish telling the story i just
got in this oh my bad my bad uh i went to the uh the proper bar after a concert with a friend of
mine he was staying at the proper high society and is this a connor mcgregor bar no unfortunately
not the amount he'd be in trouble there they they were doing something i've never seen before
they had espresso martinis in a squeeze bottle like uh sort of like how you go to mats and they have
pre-made yeah they were pre-made because nine out of ten drinks were espresso martinis and they were
just squeezing them in i'm so out on and it was a scene boy did you have one no no i had to drive
45 minutes home so i was not drinking an espresso martini at 11 o'clock like that's why you can't go
Wow. Well, yeah. And I have two children. It's a $90 Uber. I have two very small children who I love very much.
Sounds like it. But I am lame. And it's, it's, it's just live, man. It's tough, man. You, uh, you drink a lot at home? No, I don't. You had a good garage to drink. We got a, we got a garage fridge a couple months ago. And I've decorated the garage because my wife, I have a lot of art. My wife won't let me put in the house. Cock status. So now the garage is dope. We got to have some garage beers. Oh, it's your man cave?
Sort of
Cuck status
But no one will come over
And drink them with me
And I'm not gonna drink
When she
When she going out of town next
I'll come out there
And drink some beers with you
I don't know
Probably not for long time
Me you
The boys will get Brad Key over there
We had Glissy Fest
I had like nine of my co-workers
Over and we watched football
And went to the pool
Wait that actually happened
Okay we were wondering
We were wondering
Because you just sent us like
Four Flyers that were all
Very AI made
Yeah they're like
Is this like a real thing or not?
I think we had
12 co-workers come over.
I was out of town, but I think the boys thought we were joking.
Yeah, we never knew if it was true or not.
How many hot dogs yet?
I went and bought a couple of the Costco.
I think they come 16 in a pack.
They're the best hot dogs, shouts to Costco.
Did you fire up that margarita machine?
I did not.
It's still sitting there, though.
If anybody can fix a margarita, I don't, you know, it might still, it might work.
Maybe I need to bring it in here and let you guys.
Well, it still turns.
It just, um, it doesn't get the cooling agent, the cold, the freezing agent, but we have a, we have an I've seen a HVAC guy.
Like he used to live, Mike used to live under me at this apartment complex and he invited me over for a Amanda Nunez fight.
Yeah.
Uh, back in the day and he fired up that, that machine.
It works.
That was a different machine, but, um, this is an industrial machine.
Yeah, this is like the one you see in the back of course.
He's with me.
It fell off the back of the truck and fucking.
It's a bad investment.
It was actually, it was one of my neighbors who's from Philly who used to just buy pallets.
Okay.
And then he'd sell them on Facebook marketplace.
He's flipping product.
Yeah, he was moving.
I might have to do that these days.
It's not a bad idea.
Some of the source of income.
I can get you connected with them.
I fell off the back of a truck, you know.
Anyway, you guys can follow me if you want.
I mean, I'm not going to do anything interesting.
Just post photos of my just absolutely precious children and my loving wife at Michael Weiner,
M-I-C-A-H-W-I-E-N-E-R on Instagram.
Do you remember the...
I don't tweet, but you can follow me at producer Micah if you really want.
He's still lurking.
The last birthday party?
I have Snapchat at Micah T-X, but I haven't.
No one sends me snaps anymore.
I think it was a one-year-old birthday party, maybe two.
But we all went out there, had a good time.
And then, like, with the last five minutes the party, Booch showed up.
It was St. Patrick's Day.
St. Patty's.
Which we're going to be running that back, by the way.
Y'all are invited.
No, Boosh, Boosh showed up as everyone was leaving.
And then he just kind of hung out for a couple hours.
And he couldn't get an Uber from Drip back home.
So it took a long time.
I had a great time with Bush.
It was awesome.
Hell yeah.
Bush is the man.
He is the man.
Go follow Bush.
Yeah, that's what we should all be followed.
We need Bush on the show.
Let's promote Bush.
It's not hard to get him.
Bush is still working in content, right?
Yeah, he does some political thing.
He's like down the middle.
Yeah, he's working for some middle or like it's founded by the person that created
kind bars or something like that.
and the whole purpose is, like, to bring people together.
Bring people together.
It's like editorial.
It's Kinebar, the one that, uh...
Well, actually, here's the thing about Kynbar if you look at it.
Well, Ross chipped his tooth on a kind bar.
Yeah, the Ross Bowl and, uh, pulled the crown out.
Yeah, there was...
It was a whole thing.
I think there's an NDA in place there.
Yeah.
Still my...
Not that I know anything about, but I didn't sign NDA.
Randy apparently signed what?
What did you sign a non-competent for Jimmy Jones?
What?
in what world would you need to
look man if people get the recipe
to the turkey tom it's all over
Randy's sub shop is going to be
it's turkey gonna take over I will say that
the tuna I have the recipe for the tuna
you want to know how to make good tuna salad
it's not a tuna it's not a tuna
here how about this how about this this is all you need
to add to your tuna salad to make it go
from to wow that's savory and good
you add some soy sauce into it that's their secret
ingredient for the
for Jimmy John's thing, and it's pretty, it's pretty good.
Um, Mommy me, Daddy.
By the way, did you, were you the one saying that you get extra mayo on your Jimmy
John's?
I do.
Okay, that's an insane take.
Oh, yeah.
You don't like mail?
I do like mayo, but Jimmy Johns is heavy on the mayo, always.
In fact, I was hoping you guys were going to ask Barrett about it, because you remember
at Grandex, we'd have catered lunch on Fridays.
Cater lunch Fridays.
And I believe there was comedy lunch Fridays.
One time where Barrett replied all and said,
Comedy lunch.
You can only get the number.
If you don't like that disgusting substances is mayonnaise,
you can only get the number four and the number six.
All the other ones are just covered in it.
And Barrett, anti-manage guy.
I have another friend who's very, very adamant.
He doesn't, not only does he not like mayonnaise,
he's very, like, repulsed by it.
So as a joke, if you like go squirted on him, he'll get mad at it.
So not a fan, we just walk around with squirt mayo.
We do.
He wouldn't want to do some apple.
I think there's quite a few people out there.
there that might get upset if you squirted mayonnaise on them, Dave.
He deserves it.
Yeah.
Randy, you like the manas.
You used to get a Jimmy Jones.
Didn't you used to get the homemade stuff from John himself?
Yep.
The Mr.
Jimmy.
Mr.
James Jonathan.
Did you guys do the whole?
Did you do the Jersey Mike bit?
The Mike's way thing?
What about Jersey boys?
Did you all talk about that?
No.
On this podcast that you did.
Randy,
you know what I'm talking about them.
I don't think I do.
This was from a couple months ago.
No.
Nobody.
Nothing?
This is like.
It sounds familiar.
This is basically my entire feed was just people talking.
It started with clips of people going,
me practicing in the mirror how I'm going to order my Mike's,
my Jersey Mike sandwich where you'd be like, yeah, let me get the number two,
but tell Mike to, you know, do his thing.
And then they progressively be like, tell Mike no glove or, you know.
And then it's sort of evolved into people walking into Jersey mics and being like,
yeah, let me get the number 13 all the way.
way and tell Mike to take that sandwich in the back and fuck it.
And the people of Jersey Mike's like, dude, you know Mike's not here and no one's going
to fuck your sandwich.
You guys miss this trend.
This was like one of my favorite internet things that's happened in the long time.
I remember the video of the guy psyching himself up.
I didn't know it devolved, but that's usually how these things go.
Yeah.
Yeah.
This is aggressive fast.
This awesome content.
You let the two dads over here know this and Dan's just not.
Dan's over there like his brain is not rotting somehow.
about your brain Dan go outside no one touch grass touch grass get out over here i'm not saying
touch grass just go outside and enjoy the sun oh yeah i'm dan i played nine yesterday
i got me i shot 41 i played pretty well 41 that's pretty all it comes back to that i thought
dan i didn't think gan had actually shot a 41 i thought he was doing the 41 i don't even know what that
is so don't there's no way delin so let's think of a new number to act like that's like the new thing
like, oh, 73, and, like, make him think that's what all the kids are doing.
And maybe he'll get in on it and embarrass himself in front of Parks.
Yeah, that works.
How old is this one now?
43?
41!
Yeah, he's nine months older than me.
Okay.
He's going to be turning 42.
October, he'll be 42.
Yeah.
Maybe we could convince Parks that his dad started the 41 meme because he's 41.
Ooh, I like that.
I should reach out to him, be like, hey, we're going to try to.
to play this trick on your dad you want in on this that'd be good that'd be a good one i texted
my nephew from the show the other day asking him about he's a sophomore in high school i was like what's
six seven he texts me back like the next day he's like ah it doesn't mean anything
yeah cool that's kind of what we thought that's or is that what he's just that's my no that's my
understanding he doesn't want old i mean i could give you the whole breakdown but it's not
really worth getting into yeah well great show or any anything um for
Follow softcore history and listen to the podcast.
Yeah, I feel like I never do a good job selling it.
We just did a whole thing on it.
Yeah, it's not.
We've been talking about what a bad job we do.
Yeah, I guess I explain what the show is.
The history is a vessel for comedy.
So it's just like us bullshit in about a specific topic.
Comedy lunch Friday.
Do you remember the topic's not important?
Remember we got happy chick that fried chicken place?
So good.
Like you'll learn a little bit, but that's not the point of the show.
What do we got coming up in a game?
Snacks are really withering away.
We got two different conversations.
Wasn't her though.
Uh, what, uh, what do we, what do we got coming up soon?
I don't know.
I have to write the episode for some.
You guys want to go to Taco Deli?
Kind of.
Can I tell my Taco Deli, uh, story?
Yeah.
Yeah.
You know, when, when we used to have, uh, comedy lunch Friday at Grandex and it was Taco
deli, all the people who weren't from Austin would be super excited.
Like, fuck yeah, Taco Deli.
And then all the awesome people would be like, Taco Deli, huh?
Okay.
Yeah.
Except for Dylan, apparently, who thought it was a big enough news that a new Taco Deli
open to put it on social media.
What a nerd.
Let's go to a real taco place.
Let's go to Torchies instead.
It's kind of bullshit I have to put it up with.
How about Maddo Ranchos?
Mattel Ranchos.
We went for lunch Friday.
It's a good lunch.
It's a great lunch special.
By the way, that girl, I think her name is Sam.
Yeah.
Her podcast doesn't exist anymore.
Aw.
Unfortunately.
She gave up on the content live.
Yeah.
She still has done.
No, she just stopped.
She's doing.
Her Instagram is doing quite well.
It's more of a visual medium.
And someone has DM'd her twice to get her on the show. And every time he does it, sometimes
he'll do it on the show. I'm like, okay, but just keep in mind, I don't know what the plan
is going to be. I'm letting, this is your show when she comes on here. You have to figure out
what to talk about with Sam Taylor. And I'm sure he'd do a great job, but it is completely on him
when she, she will eventually do this show. But he's DMed her twice. She has no show to
She actually hasn't popped up in my feed or anything in the past like four months.
Huh. Well, you're a VAL cell. That is true.
maybe she's an op
oh you think she's an op
mm-hmm
I don't know
who knows
we'll find out
a later show
of circling back
stay tuned
uh dan register
a Michael whiner
Randy Trebaki
go follow Boosh
go follow Boosh too
Alex Buschemy
we'll get Bush on soon
I'm sure he would like to come back on
yeah let's get him on
he should be on the short list
yeah
all right
bye bye
bye
You know,
Thank you.