Circling Back - Four Collars at The Washed Holiday Party

Starting point is 00:00:00 All right, we're back circling back podcast. My name is Will DeFries. To my left. David Ruff. What if I told you guys, there's a new player in the chicken nugget market? What if I told you that this place isn't known for chicken? They're not known for nuggets. known for chicken. They're not known for nuggets. Oh, I would like to know more. Well, what if I told you that it's Taco Bell known to some as taco smell toxic hell. Whatever you called it growing up Taco Bell is now entering the no game. I think I

Starting point is 00:01:01 don't think they needed to do that. Why is that? Why are you being so negative today? You've been negative since I got in. Because, you know, inexpensive Mexican food is what they specialize in. Have you seen a pic of the nugs? No. They look pretty darn good. I just found out about this.

Starting point is 00:01:18 How would I have seen a picture? Do you want to see one? Yeah. You just look it up on your computer because I didn't send it to Randy. Nope. Taco Bell. They're dusted with tortilla chips.

Starting point is 00:01:28 They're mixed into the batter. I'm listening. Really? I'm listening. As a chicken nugget connoisseur myself, I am not opposed. They look good. To doing that.

Starting point is 00:01:39 They look good. Again, this is- What's that dipping sauce do? A zesty jalapeno buttermilk flavor. Okay. I'll wait. They offer other more standard sauces. I'll wait for other people to review them. I'm hungry.

Starting point is 00:01:51 They look pretty breaded. Uh, that's a lot of bread. You're right. You know, I don't, I had some, some chicken wings from wingstop the other night and there was some heavy breading on there. You know, I like heavy bread though. My bread stay heavy. I chase know I like heavy bread though. My bread stay heavy. I chase bread nonstop.

Starting point is 00:02:09 No you don't dude, you're scared of carbs. Yeah, that's true. I'm not scared of carbs. Did you lose weight in Europe? A lot of people you know, you travel abroad, need higher quality food, it seems to take a little bit of bloat out you. I ate very well.

Starting point is 00:02:22 Did you get that bloat taking out you? I did a lot of walking too. I don't know if you guys heard about that. So I burned a lot of cows that way. I probably came back the same way. I'm a little heavier than I would like to be right now though. That's for sure. Yeah, I meant to bring that up. Oh, let's talk it out. I heard the Heineken's in Amsterdam don't make you hungover. The people who were saying that Heineken's stays different over there were very, very accurate. But doesn't everything taste different when you're absolutely chilling in Europe? No, it's because it doesn't have to travel.

Starting point is 00:02:53 I like Heineken. Logistically, it makes more sense. Yeah. I'm a Heineken boy. He's a Heineken boy. Something about me is that if I have a flight out of Las Vegas after the time of about 4 p.m., I will have one single Heineken at the Heineken bar. He's talking about airport beers. They got one in the southwest gate. But unless you've had it at the brewery itself in Amsterdam, it's like you don't really know what you're talking about. I mean, it's a Heineken branded lounge.

Starting point is 00:03:26 I'm pretty sure it's pretty darn close to the actual brewery. Unless it's in Amsterdam where I was. I don't know if it's quite the same. Well, do they have slot machines within throwing distance of the Amsterdam brewery? I don't think they do, buddy. They do have casinos. They were calling me Taylor Heineken.

Starting point is 00:03:46 Why? Because I was just drinking so many. Okay. It's a quarterback? What's his name? Not Heineken. Heineken. Heineken.

Starting point is 00:03:57 There you go. People forget he's still on a roster right now. But Garrett Gilbert is not, right? We found that out yesterday. He is selling insurance, which that's used as an insult to many. He's probably doing pretty well. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:04:14 Up around Prosper Way, Prosper, Texas. Sure, yeah. You familiar? I've heard of it, yeah. Northside, DFW. Northside? Sure. I'm more of a Chris Winky guy.

Starting point is 00:04:30 Okay. Didn't he get drafted as like a 27 year old? In 2000, at 28, he became the oldest player to receive the Heisman trophy. Bro was 28, accepting a college kid trophy. How funny, you think that's funny? Yeah, I do. Did you get a Heisman? Like you're a grown man playing with kids. Come on, dog. No, I didn't get a husband. I think you know that I didn't want a husband. Okay, well I'm just asking.

Starting point is 00:04:50 That would be quite the revelation if you found that out right now. I didn't read the Bible. Okay. 28. And then he got drafted. He was just picking apart those 18 year olds. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:05:06 Dude was skipping weddings to play. He was going home to his wife and kids. Yeah, he had a mortgage before college players got paid. Pre-NIL too. Sheesh. It's so old. Yeah, I'd like to throw a flag on that one. You understand the reference?

Starting point is 00:05:24 Like an official would throw a flag. Yeah, he plays football. Like for a penalty. He plays football. He's tying it together with the segment. Dave, I got the joke. Did you? People are like, how's Dylan to work with?

Starting point is 00:05:37 Sometimes it can be a little tough doing the show. Yeah, it's kind of the unspoken thing in the studio today, but it's a little awkward in the office today. Dylan is now on year 19 of not winning his fantasy league, and it's just really been a dark cloud over the studio. Came up 10 points short of advancing to the championship round, and I'm quite upset about it.

Starting point is 00:05:59 And then the guy I was playing, a good friend of mine, just started talking shit in the group chat. Well, it took Chris Wanky 28 years, 28 years to win a Heisman trophy. So maybe it's in your future. Year 28. That's my year. Yeah, it's, it's frustrating. I'm frustrated, but this, uh, I came to this realization a couple of nights ago

Starting point is 00:06:19 on Monday, so I've had a couple of days to process now. And was it one of those deals where you, if you had started somebody else, you might've, you know, I, I, I pushed all the right buttons. Okay. No more you can do. Guys just didn't perform. Been there. I needed Sam Darnold to score 23 for me.

Starting point is 00:06:36 We do six points for touchdowns. So it was very much within reach. So it's not a thought. You do six for Tuddy's? Six for Tuddy's. And it was a kind of game where they got up really early and they didn't really throw much in the second half. So, tis what it is.

Starting point is 00:06:50 Randy, what'd you say? I said so is NFL. They do six points for touchdowns. That's correct. Hey man, people are always like, hey, how's it working with Randy? It's great. Yeah, it's great. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:06:59 Gave me too much dip. Do you ever think about like, since you haven't won in 19 years, do you ever think about like, if you took all that time and you dedicated it towards one thing, how good you'd be at that one thing? I don't spend a lot of time doing fantasy football. Malcolm Gladwell. I checked the lineup and I said it and not much time is dedicated to it. And I do have fun with fantasy football.

Starting point is 00:07:19 You don't have to answer this, but ballpark, what's y'all's buy-in? $225 this year. He said ballpark, so between 200 and 250. Around there, yeah. What if you like 19 years ago, it said, no, I'm gonna buy Bitcoin with that money. Your word. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:07:36 Do you ever think about that? If I had the foresight to purchase a Bitcoin with that money, that may have paid off for me. Yeah. Dude, what if you would just like invested it in Apple? You know? Yeah, again, yeah, that could have also made me a little bit of money. Or, I don't know, like other stonks.

Starting point is 00:07:53 Yeah, stonks, yeah. You hear about this company called Google? You hear about that one? There are numerous ways to invest money. What about like a CD? I got rid of my CDs a long time ago. Yeah, I don't even have a CD player anymore. People reach out to us a lot like,

Starting point is 00:08:07 hey, what's Dylan like behind the scenes? This is him, man. He's just a hoot. He puts his pants on the same way as we all do every morning. He takes them off differently, as I've heard. I put them on both legs at a time, actually. You know that people say,

Starting point is 00:08:20 oh, I put my pants on one leg at a time, just like you do, but I do two at a time. It depends on the pants. I rock back on the bed and do both. I get in like a happy baby pose. Fuck no. Does anybody else do that? No one's doing that. You rock on your butt like a little baby. I sit on the edge of the bed and I rock back and I go two at a time. Sometimes I do that. Usually at night when I'm putting on my PJ pants, my sweats. I've been made fun of. Usually at night when I'm putting on my PJ pants, my sweats. I've been made fun of. Do you go, oh, I guess.

Starting point is 00:08:46 Your feet usually go like behind your ears. No, that's unnecessary. I just rock back. I go left to right. Is that normal for one? I guess I shouldn't ask you. Yeah, I'm a right to left guy. I go left to right.

Starting point is 00:08:59 Like a real player. I go two at a time. I'm really him though. Dog, I'm telling you. I don't know. I feel like you're just trying to be the zany guy right now I'll demonstrate after after the show. You're gonna take your pants off and demonstrate for us I'd all hands this office before a big deal

Starting point is 00:09:14 Sometimes about Alyssa my wife will walk by and see me putting on my pants and she'll be like damn He's really like that really? Yeah facts. She's telling me Really? Yeah, I'll talk about that To talk about a heck with your buddy's wife, but you go off or any just text me about it She's like man days really like that. I'm like you do a pants thing again. She's interesting. He's putting pants on huh? Interesting Not the only one who does it that way. I promise you I Mean speaking of pays can I introduce you to my good friend Twitter? Yeah, the performance menswear brand that brings life-changing functionality to your wardrobe I mean, speaking of haze, can I introduce you to my good friend, Twilary? Yeah.

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Starting point is 00:11:13 Should we get Taco Bell nugs after this Dave? I don't want to spoil our dinner. Sometimes you gotta live Moss. They're not available now are they? I don't know. Randy, shut up man. Why do you make us do it? Why are you such a doubter? People are like, what's it like to record with Randy? They're not available now, are they? I don't know. Randy, shut up, man. Why are you such a doubter?

Starting point is 00:11:27 People are like, what's it like to record with Randy? I'm the only one that has the Taco Bell app on my phone right now. How many Taco Bell points do you have, Randy? You think you're a real player? I just redeemed some and got a soft shell taco. You're irredeemable. You're irredeemable. Oh, I've got an announcement.

Starting point is 00:11:42 OK. Oh, this will be good. Friday morning. Three weeks in a row. It's coffee Friday. We're doing 10 or 1030? 1030. Is this gonna be a regular thing?

Starting point is 00:11:56 Oh no, Dylan, why do you always ask me about the future? Dude, just roll with the vibe, dude. I feel like that's important stuff to know since we run a business together and content. I just felt the vibe. Is he even a part of it? No. It's like, it's since we run a business together and content. I just felt the vibe. Is he even a part of it? No, it's kind of your thing with Randy and Brett. Why is he trying to influence it? Brett's gone.

Starting point is 00:12:12 I think y'all want me on that pod. You haven't done a Coffee Friday yet. Yeah. I did message in from Europe while y'all were doing Coffee Friday. Yeah, we saw. We thought it might've been a bot that you created. Yeah, I was watching, I know. I don't know how to create bots. I think y'all were doing Coffee Friday. Yeah, we saw. We thought it might have been a bot that you created. Yeah, I was watching, I know. Are you a bot? I don't know how to create bots.

Starting point is 00:12:27 I think y'all know that about me. You could leverage AI tools. I don't know. Are you a bot? What do you type in the chat, GBT, create a bot for me so I can crash the bot? Honestly, it's probably something like that. Yeah, you were commenting from that line with Willie Phillips, right?

Starting point is 00:12:47 Y'all need to leave that poor woman alone Based on the things that she's doing I don't know if she wants to be left alone she's like the opposite actively Have you seen the doc like? Clip in the documentary. Yeah, it's sad. It's really sad I know I want to sit this girl down and have a conversation with her and really figure out what's going on. It feels like people are taking advantage of her. How much money is she going to get out of this?

Starting point is 00:13:11 I don't know. I don't know, but whatever she's doing, it's not worth it. Here's my call. I think she's doing these as publicity stunts. She's going to do the thousand, go even more viral than she has with the hundred, and then she's going to retire from the game and she's either going to die in the next year or she will Just have like a really famous podcast. I really hope she cancelled the thousand thing. Yeah. Yeah, it's going to be dangerous And sad i'm hoping they're uh, they're testing everybody so she doesn't go viral if you know what I mean

Starting point is 00:13:42 That's included in the documentary I mean, I'm not going to go viral if you know what I mean. That's included in the documentary. The interviewer was like, are they testing and she's like, I think they are. Yeah, but I don't, I'm not exactly sure. She should know.

Starting point is 00:13:54 She should know. She should know. So yeah, coffee Friday. Yeah, coffee Friday. More on that. I don't know. It's just I, I'm, I'm Will's going to be right. Anybody wants to stop by? It could just be, it could just be me by myself. It's gonna be around. I'll be here. Sheesh.

Starting point is 00:14:06 I don't know. I mean, I can't I can't commit to Coffee Friday right right now. I'm recording there right after shortly thereafter, but I can pop up. I just want to give a it's it's a live show. Daddy drinks coffee. Do you you're not a real bong head. Are you going to commit to a cup of coffee and a 30 to 40 minute podcast? I will commit to it, David. It's not really even a podcast. You guys

Starting point is 00:14:31 would allow me the platform to join you. I would love to do so. And people are like, Oh, I guess Brett overbooked on reads. No, not this week. Yeah. So we might just keep this solely on YouTube. It'll be presented by wash media dot shop. Yeah, YouTube. And if you totally Phillips would say it. Yeah. That is how she would say it. Let's send her a care package. It's so bad for her, man. She got enough packages coming her way, man. That's a great point. Yeah, that's a thousand of them.

Starting point is 00:15:00 That's too many. What would you do with that many gifts? You need a storage unit. Should we talk about the wash media holiday dinner that's tonight? Yeah. Dylan's bringing his absolute D game to this right now. Not to rain on you too much, Dylan, but Dylan told me earlier today, I wasn't going to expose him like this, but I'm going to expose him now that the jet lag is really getting to him. So he's having trouble getting up for this dinner. I feel like, but go hit cardio. I don't feel,

Starting point is 00:15:33 I just, I feel very all get you a nap in. I got, I got home yesterday and I fell asleep for like an hour and a half. Yo, Like I couldn't even keep my eyes open. It's not good. Damn. Were you smoking that loud? No. I just got home with my son and we were at the, at home and I fell asleep.

Starting point is 00:15:56 Go hit like hard 30, 40 minute cardio. Is that gonna help? I've heard somebody say that before. We could get some Coke. You got to play her down. Ooh, we could do a moderate amount of mushrooms. You said you're bringing a cocaine to the dinner tonight. Yep, I procured a bag of pure Colombian cocaine.

Starting point is 00:16:17 And we're all gonna do it together. You imagine. They've been calling me Wade Bags, dude. Really? They've been calling me Bag bags, dude. They've been calling me Baglio Ordonez. Oh, that's good. That's good. What Randy? Jeff Bagwell. Nothing. No, go ahead. No, no. Will, Brad and I, we're brainstorming all these names beforehand. Why'd you add them? What are you doing?

Starting point is 00:16:45 Cause you just said what Randy? Hey, we're the talent. Okay, bud. You let us cook. We're workshopping it as a long con. This isn't some immediate payoff. You guys are just jealous you're not in on the group text. Yeah, this is a long con.

Starting point is 00:16:58 That's what it is. This is a long con. I got my own group text. In fact, I'm gonna text right now. You guys will enjoy the con. Dave, that's really funny. I agree with what you said about Randy. Did you see what I sent her earlier? Yeah, that was so funny. You guys would not believe the memes that are getting tossed around.

Starting point is 00:17:12 Funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. I'm excited. I'm gonna eat my meal. I'm definitely not gonna have the waitress take it home with her. I'm gonna get a glugger. Take my home. I'm probably just drinking wine tonight. I might be going bourbon. Not your boy. I'm just doing wine. We don't have the private room this time.

Starting point is 00:17:35 I just want to get out in front of that. That's bullshit. It's bullshit. They upped their minimum. It's Wednesday. Like no one's spending a thousand dollars in that tiny ass private room on a Wednesday night. I think we just stormed the private room. Oh yeah. We just take it over.

Starting point is 00:17:52 Yeah. Just storm it? Yeah. This is our room. I'll wear my horn hat. Okay. Pretend I don't know what your horn hat is. January 6th.

Starting point is 00:18:04 He's talking about. He's talking about the QAnon shot. I got it. Here's a prediction. I think Randy's going to kick off the night with a Texas Tiki dream. I was thinking daiquiri down under but yeah, he's going to have all of them. Yeah, I'm not going to not have a Texas Randy is typically half our bill when we go to this place. Yeah. Yeah. And when he's slugging down $16 cocktails, I don't know, I think I'm gonna start tonight.

Starting point is 00:18:27 I'm gonna predict that I start with a gin martini. I'm gonna let Dave take a little sip ski of it. Might need to call ahead and make sure they got some cocktail onions for your boy. Don't call ahead and ask that. I'm gonna call ahead and be like, what's your cocky onion situation? You don't wanna just.

Starting point is 00:18:44 Yeah, a player eats them. Hey, we should see if we can order the off menu kimchi fries. Actually, you're the only person that's asked that in the past six months. Really? That's what they said to him. They did.

Starting point is 00:18:59 It was a callback. You're only real ones now. Going there with Brett is. Dude, I feel like Brett's gonna order the prosciutto and fig pizza. Oh, do you think that a car has stepped up their game and they have cherry wood to smoke his old fashioned this time?

Starting point is 00:19:13 He needs to stop making special requests. When he went off menu, cherry wood requests, they were like, yeah, we don't do that. I'm going to bring it two by four just in case. Are we going to see a celebrity? Like a real one or one like that? One that resembles one. So far I've only seen the guy from the Sandlot. The redheaded guy. I think Brett's gonna order an entree

Starting point is 00:19:37 that is usually considered an appetizer. Like a New York strip pizza? Something like weird. I have had that. It's it's it's good. You going French dip on them? I don't know, dude. Like it is. What's the vibe? You know, like usually people don't go French dip at a steakhouse for dinner. You know what I mean? But there's also the age old saying

Starting point is 00:20:02 when I dip, you dip, we dip. Yeah. A communal dipping. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. And so, you know, the French dip might be in play. I'm trending grass-fed.

Starting point is 00:20:18 You're just gonna eat grass at dinner? Mm-hmm. Sounds terrible. Dump is gonna smoke grass. Do they have good grass there? They got the best. Yeah, we can't even hotbox the dining room. We're going to have to bring more weed if we're going to hotbox the dining room. You bring a cocaine though.

Starting point is 00:20:30 Yeah, we've got to chill out the- Don't those counteract each other? I don't know. Only one way to find out. Yeah. Let's get triple faded tonight. Damn. Do they have prime rib on that menu?

Starting point is 00:20:43 I think it's a Thursday, it's a Thursday special moment. I know it's really good. Maybe Brett can maybe put in a request. Dave, if I make a full prime rib for Christmas this year, do you want the gift of prime rib? Yeah. Okay. Are you gonna be here? You want some prime rib? Yes, I'll be here. I don't know how big of a prime rib will do, but I'm very hot on this prime rib idea now. Daddy wants a prime rib? Now that Teeny's released her recipe, I need it. I need it.

Starting point is 00:21:09 How did she prepare it? I don't know. I just watched on mute. There's this- Make sure it looked good at the end. There's a popular dish in Spain called Iberico pork. And I have to figure out how to make it because it is fantastic.

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Starting point is 00:22:04 Yeah, obviously. Sounds good. I mean they're from Iberia. Yeah. Obviously. Sounds good. But again, I don't I don't know if we can get that tonight. No, I don't. I've never seen it on any request that you never know what might be off menu. It's true. What other predictives do we have? I predict Randy doesn't have a bit scheduled for tonight yet. Oh, that would be a huge mess for rain. Do you have a bit? No, I was thinking about maybe not even doing it.

Starting point is 00:22:29 Dude, you've lost your je ne sais quoi. I've not lost my je ne sais quoi. That's where we have you around is for the bits. People have said they've been calling in being like, man, I hate to say it, but Randy's lost his fastball. That's all I think that's the only thing that's true. Yeah, they got that caramelized prime rib Thursday deal. Ranny's lost his fastball. That's all I do. I don't think that's true. Yeah. They got that caramelized prime rib Thursday deal.

Starting point is 00:22:49 Should we put? I'm just saying, dude. No, we're going to be out in the, uh, we are sitting in the bar area, but at a prime table, prime time, I like it in there. I think, I think a lot of it is they just kind of want people to see us out there putting off fun vibes. Because it's Wednesday. It's not your typical steakhouse night. Although the place will be crowded because it's always crowded at Carr. Is Chris Harrison going to be there tonight?

Starting point is 00:23:15 It could be. I wonder if he remembers us. I bet you he does. A guy like that is probably a... He's good with names, good with faces. He won't remember. He gotta remember all those contestants. You know, that's not easy. That's true. You see the rumors that Maya Jam might be leaving Love Island. She shot those down. Yeah, they're done. She's like, no, I just did a promo for it the other day. What a relief. You don't even you're not even a real islander at this point.

Starting point is 00:23:45 I mean, fuck you. You're not an island boy. You don't know shit about me. I think I'm going to order a Caesar salad. Do they have a wedge? You were the wedge guy for a long time. Yeah, what's up with that? What happened?

Starting point is 00:23:57 I just switched a little bit. You idiot. What's your dream Caesar salad? Geez, lettuce. I like cracked pepper. Okay. How would you crack that pepper if you're putting it on? I'm not for that's a big it got a big piece. That's a big pepper cracker.

Starting point is 00:24:19 Yeah, I'm gonna go four cracks. No, it's not enough. Five nay I'm going to go four cracks. No. That's not enough. Five, nay, six. Six cracks. Six cracks of pepper. Five golden rings. How'd you just remember that? Yesterday would have not have been an issue. Four calling birds, three French hens, two turtle

Starting point is 00:24:38 dives, little partridge in the pear tree. I fumbled. I had the dub and I fumbled it away. You fumbled. You straight up fumbled. I know. You're the Christmas guy. You droppedumbled, like you straight up fumbled. I know. You're the Christmas guy. You dropped the ball as you were walking into the end zone. I competed hard, man. I just... You were up 28-3.

Starting point is 00:24:54 That's not... No, I wasn't. That's the sports analogy. I didn't have that kind of lead. You had a lead. I had a lead. It was a two score game with five minutes left. Okay. I'd given up. Brett was still there and everybody was kind of like it was you were getting crowned basically and you just gave it away. I know man. I know. It hurts. It hurts.

Starting point is 00:25:18 Yeah I'm gonna go Caesar salad. I'm gonna go probably nine ounce filet medium rare. I'm gonna go mushrooms. We usually do the mushrooms. I think I might be the only one who eats them. So maybe we shouldn't. I'll eat them, dude. I love some sauteed mushrooms, man. I tried a mushroom in Madrid. Dude, you're giving out four year old vibes. Right. They order them for the table. And they're everyone was raving about how good they were. I was like, okay, I'm gonna if

Starting point is 00:25:45 if I'm gonna have a good mushroom is gonna be here here because everyone will not it was a really nice restaurant. It was so disgusting What's the problem? I almost spit it out. Why are you so childish? Raven Madrid, it's like bit through it. It just made me want to puke It's a texture play. Yeah, Did the Spanish influencer feed it to you? Yeah. What's the at? I don't know the at. I'm just going to Google Spanish influence to see if I can find it.

Starting point is 00:26:12 Oh, okay. I'm sure it'll pop right out. I like that you're pretending to not know the at. I don't. I want to know that. You're being a little coy. Yeah. Getting fed mushrooms by Spanish influence.

Starting point is 00:26:28 Just check your sent DMs. I think Dylan's fallen asleep after work because he's been waking up early to FaceTime. That's ridiculous. There's a lot of them. Oh really? Yeah. Yeah, Spain famously is not a small country.

Starting point is 00:26:45 Is that her? Do you find her? Hold on. You said you were a super recognizer, so find her. That's true. I'm trying to. If you misidentify her, it's going to be bad. Michael Pesco.

Starting point is 00:26:57 Dude, here's the thing, dude. That's not her. I could, I almost predicted that you were going to go Pesco actually. I didn't, cause I didn't, I didn't believe in it enough. predicted that you were gonna go Pasco actually. I didn't, cause I didn't believe in it enough. I think Dave, I'm between a steak and the infamous French dip.

Starting point is 00:27:12 Like I've just heard good things about the French dip. I was looking at the pictures on their menu yesterday and I was like, damn, that French dip looks good. I believe someone tossed around a scallop, seared scallop pasta yesterday. Oh, I could see bread order in that. That's a good bread, John. I feel like scallops are one of those things you just got to order when you're like by

Starting point is 00:27:31 the coast and not in Texas. You don't like scallops? They would check out mushroom and scallops. I feel they're not similar, but they are ballpark. They're just fine. It's the mushroom of the sea. They're just fine. I never order them.

Starting point is 00:27:44 That's pretty good. Yeah. Can we do the bacon? You've never misoglazed a fucking scallop. You're kind of a poser when it comes to seafood. Have you ever misoglazed anything? No. Wow.

Starting point is 00:28:00 That's embarrassing. All right, dude. I want bacon wrapped shrimp. Two orders of it maybe because that is the best thing on their menu. Yeah. Like once people start throwing around like the lobster, corn dogs and shit, I'm like, just order the fucking, just get more bacon wrapped shrimp. Who was the first to wrap shrimp with bacon?

Starting point is 00:28:18 That person is an entrepreneur, an innovator, a disruptor. Come on down to Wilmot's. We got a really good version of this. Yeah. OK. Yeah. Sick. Yeah. What Dylan, what are you thinking about? Dinner. What are you going to do? Yeah, dude. I don't know. Come on. I don't know. Why don't you say something?

Starting point is 00:28:38 People are listening to us talking about food. I'll make a game time decision. You're not going to make a game time decision. Dylan's going to skip the dinner. Oh, I was thinking about no calling, no showing. You would. Randy's going to be 20 minutes late. It would save us $300, so okay. True, true, true, true, true.

Starting point is 00:28:54 Randy's going cowboy right by. I am thinking about it. I definitely want to do steak. The first time we took Randy to a steakhouse, I can't remember what the occasion was. It was Brett's anniversary. Yep. Randy ordered a T-bone steak or asked for a T-bone steak.

Starting point is 00:29:07 Cause he wanted us to call him T-bone. And we did for a long, long time. I just like T-bone steaks. And you don't. I do. The most cartoonish of the steaks, of course I love them. I agree with that logic. No, I think I'm going straight up bourbon.

Starting point is 00:29:25 Pretty excited about it actually. Okay. We can't smoke in there, can we? Yeah, you can smoke in there. I got some Cubans I'm bringing. I was just gonna smoke. What are their names? They're cigars.

Starting point is 00:29:39 Oh. Yeah. Who is the young lady on the old real world, Veronica? Wasn't she Cuban? Yeah, I think so. I think so. I saw her in San Francisco one time. She was a troublemaker on that show. I was walking to my haircut, just walked right by her.

Starting point is 00:29:53 It's one of those celebrity sightings where you just know, like, oh, that's her. How about John Bertholdt on my flight? That's a good sighting. That's a good one. Yeah. What movie did you Google to figure out his name? You didn't know his name.

Starting point is 00:30:04 I didn't know his name. But you knew him from a movie and you had to have googled one movie. Wolf of Wall Street. Okay. Really? Okay. Okay. Yeah. He's the drug dealer scumbag, right? Drug dealer. He's just like the guy who lives at home. Lifts weights guy. Wife beater. Yeah. Sorry. Wife pleaser. Yeah, that guy. The article clothing, you know, I just walk around pleasing wives, maybe he does He might I don't know. I'll know him. I hope he doesn't talk to mine Did you know his name just offhand? He's a I would say he is

Starting point is 00:30:39 Very very much in the geist. He's Geisty. I didn't know his name. He's in the bear. Oh yeah. Walking dead. Yeah. Sicario, small part, but good part. You said walking dead. I did. Yeah, walking dead.

Starting point is 00:30:56 Shane. The Punisher. Punisher. He's got that face, very recognizable. Yeah. Like someone's like, like somebody has like punched it a few times. You know what I'm talking about?

Starting point is 00:31:07 He was denimed out. He looks like his septum might be deviated. Okay. Maybe, yeah. We talking denim jacket or like denim like shirt? Shirt and jeans. Fuck yeah. Oh yeah.

Starting point is 00:31:21 Has he ever played as a UFC fighter? Like he has that exact, he could be a good actor for a movie with that. I bet he's been derping. Oh, probably. No doubt about it. I don't think he's been derping. He's all defensive of him because you know him now. Okay. Maybe he's been derping. I don't know. I can't believe they didn't give us the private room night. What a mess.

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Starting point is 00:33:38 from Dave Campbell's Texas football. Boad Ham fumbles, but Colt Gentry is there to pounce on it. Jayton strikes first for touchdown, the first touchdown of UIL State. So we have a Bode Ham fumble. Would it be Bodie Ham? Maybe. I think it's Bodie, my guy.

Starting point is 00:33:51 Bodie Ham, B-O-D-E. Yeah, Bodie. Bodie. That's how Bodie Miller spells. That's how Bodie from Point Break spells. Bodie Ham fumbles, but Colt Gentry is there to pounce on it. Colt Gentry is a strong name. He's got a country music career ahead of him. Yeah, absolutely. Might just use that name. Colt Gentry. Hey, breaking news. Wall Street bankers do Adderall. You

Starting point is 00:34:16 guys seen this? That doesn't shock me. It says, young Wall Street bankers snort lines of crushed Adderall pills from their desk to cope with 22-hour work days. That leaves you about two hours. 22-hour work days? Yeah. That's just too long. That's just too long. If I get a job and they're like, hey, so you're working from

Starting point is 00:34:41 2 a.m. to midnight tonight. I'm like, yo, is there like a shorter shift where I don't have to get addicted to Adderall for this? Sir, when am I supposed to sleep? That would be my first question. It's just industry, season one. You need to rewatch. Facts.

Starting point is 00:34:59 No one's, okay, first of all, bullshit. No one's doing 22 hour work days. That's absolutely a thing. Our guy right here, He said they gave him a script and within months he was hooked. You become dependent on it to work. Yeah, it's because you're working 22 hour work days, dude. 22 hours. I think the most I've done is like 21. I was doing 21 for like the first 3 years of the company. 21

Starting point is 00:35:23 hours. Yeah. Yeah. It was just really affecting my performance. I years of the company. 21 hours? Yeah. It was just really affecting my performance. I once drove 30 hours. Actually, I've kind of recreated time in my head. So I do six hour days. So, you know, 18 hours in, I'm already three days in. I'm way ahead of you guys. Damn, you must be really productive.

Starting point is 00:35:42 You fast forward that over a week, I'm crushing you guys, you have no idea. Over a year, I'm like a whole lifetime ahead of you guys professionally, you understand what I'm saying? It's kind of like exponential growth. Yeah, 24 hour work days, are you kidding me? You're an idiot. Well, time is relative.

Starting point is 00:36:00 Yeah. Think about you on a plane crossing time zones. Like you could have been doing like 40 hour workdays. Yeah. Think about it all the time. That's crazy. Yeah. It's interesting.

Starting point is 00:36:13 Yeah, it is. You have the same thoughts on sleep as Andrew Tate. Yeah. Is that where you got it? Is that the pod you sent me the other day? The Tate report or whatever it's called? What did his tweet say? I don't want to be the one to say it. He essentially said that your sexual orientation is decided by how you sleep. You know, you can just lay

Starting point is 00:36:36 there killable for nine hours. Dude, imagine laying somewhere killable for nine straight hours. That guy's a fuckingholes. What a beta male. Killable. What a great way to describe sleeping. That's true. I didn't think about it like that. Do you think Andrew Tate does Adderall? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:36:57 I think most people are doing Adderall. So he's just chilling in like what, Turkey or something? I don't know if he's in Turkey. Albania. I don't know if he's in Albania. Maybe Kazakhstan. I don't know where he is. Let's just name countries. That guy sucks. I hear Turkey is really nice this time of year. Romania. Okay, we got there. Yeah, yeah. He's just chilling with all of his boys at a house in Romania tweeting.

Starting point is 00:37:30 Is he on house arrest? I think he is, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, it says Andrew Tate, a self-proclaimed misogynist influencer, has been placed under house arrest by a Romanian judge. Do you know how hard it would be to arrest a house? Yeah.

Starting point is 00:37:47 What does he do in Ubers? He's really big handcuffs. So what do you do for a living? Oh, I'm just a misogynist influencer. You might've seen my misogynist tweets. Self-proclaimed, you gotta sneak in the misogynist part. If you follow him unironically, you need to re-evaluate some shit in your life. Just stop. You don't have to follow him. I don't follow him. Sometimes I look at him

Starting point is 00:38:16 and I'm like, is this guy just doing an elaborate bit? Because it is, some of the things he says is just so funny how ridiculous it is, like killable. Like what? He's not wrong. I guess not, no. It's hard to defend an attack when you're sleeping. True. Laying killable.

Starting point is 00:38:38 That's a good band name. Yeah. So wait, what's the, is this put out by like Wall Street, the banks? Are they saying like- So they've had some deaths lately of dudes that have just like died of exhaustion. There was a story that I read recently about a guy who was a straight up like, I mean, he was in the, he was in one of the military branches.

Starting point is 00:38:59 I don't remember which one. And so he was kind of used to pushing his body to the limit a little bit, sleepless nights, things of that nature. And then he went and worked this Wall Street job. He died because of exhaustion and the person that was managing him did not lose their job after he died. They simply demoted him. And so it became like a big deal. And now people are calling out like, yeah, maybe we shouldn't get these investment bankers addicted to Adderall didn't Hari have a heart attack. Is that too woke? Is it woke to not encourage our investment bankers to do a shit ton of drugs If I do a 22-hour shift, I

Starting point is 00:39:39 Might not come in the next day And we need to rethink coffee Friday. I look guys. I want to I want to come in the next day. And do we need to rethink Coffee Friday? Like, look guys, I wanna come in, but I didn't sleep. Do you want Adderall Friday? Just optional Coffee Friday, so it doesn't sound like we're promoting coffee. Cause Randy will come in, you know Randy's kinda got, he's back on his caffeine thing, he likes the Miso or whatever.

Starting point is 00:39:57 I'm not. I could see him fucking around too much and getting addicted, it being a problem. To Miso? No. What's that shit you're squirting in your- It's M much and getting addicted and it being a problem. To miso? What's that shit you're squirting in your- It's meo and I barely use it. No, don't get it in your problem.

Starting point is 00:40:10 It won't be good for your health if you get addicted to miso. I thought he was addicted to miso soup. It's a lot of sugar I think. Like miso soup's good, very salty though. Very true. I probably have the least caffeine out of anyone in this building right now.

Starting point is 00:40:23 Brett has the most. Beta? Yeah. Brett doesn Brett has the most. Beta? Yeah. Brett doesn't have the most. He didn't drink coffee. Yeah. He drinks like five Celsius a day. No he doesn't.

Starting point is 00:40:32 Yeah, he drinks like two. Often two. Two. Two's pretty healthy. Healthy dose. It's an unhealthy, healthy dose. These statements have not been evaluated by the FDA. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:40:43 No, I was thinking maybe like Big Banks put this out to be like, dude, they're just doing Adderall, not like Coke and shit. Like it's just in the eighties. They're probably still doing Coke and shit. They're doing Coke. Big Banks would be a cool rapper name. Big Banks.

Starting point is 00:40:59 Lloyd Banks, sneaky, my favorite rapper from G Unit. Okay. Okay. Okay. I know you were a Tony yay. Yo guy. I don't even know who Tony. Yay. Yo is come on to sick name, but I'm so tired of you pretending like you weren't a G. Oh, the game's my favorite non-fitty.

Starting point is 00:41:18 Obviously hated to love it. The underdogs on top. Pete don't sleep on young buck. People forget about young buck. Yeah. Cashville, Tennessee. Yeah. The game wasn't a member for that long. No, he came in and dropped one banger and left. I don't know what happened there. Dylan, give us your best G unit. G unit.

Starting point is 00:41:40 You got no heart, kid. Let's hear yours. You were never a contender. Let's hear yours. You don't have shit. Ready? Yeah. G-Unit. That's good. Pretty good. Let's hear yours. G-Unit. That was the best. Pretty good. That was pretty good. What was the voice we realized you could do really well in the last couple of weeks? Aziz Ansari. No, no, no, we've known about that I don't think I have much in my bag for me. It was something else. I come back to me I'll try to figure it out. Are you jetlagged too? Yeah, you guys figure this out behind my back I know I would have remembered you were sitting over there It was on a Friday voicemail and you did this voice and we're like that was pretty damn good

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Starting point is 00:44:36 This is exciting. Um, Randy, can you put a photo up on the screen for me? Some revolutionary stuff happening within the burner verse. Have you all ever seen the quad collar? Dude, he's hitting him with the quad. Dude, he hit him with the quad collar. That's four collars on one fucking dude. It's never been done before. Dude, he said he went Peter, Peter, Peter Barber. Who are these fucking people? My man hit them with the Peter Millar Polo, the Peter Millar QZ, the Peter Millar vest, and the barber waxed jacket. Dude, his bio says, Natty light enthusiast,

Starting point is 00:45:13 XL Peter Millar wearer, ball knower. Oh, XL, huh? Okay. Yeah, you gotta put the size in there. It's check and box. Even though you're not a medium. There's very few places in America that require four layers. Can I just say

Starting point is 00:45:26 that? Like that's a lot of layers, dude. Three of them are Peter. He's got to get a, he's got to get like a zip in insulator to that wax jacket so you can shed some layers. That's not a ball-nower move to have this many layers on. He's too layered. I mean, here's the thing, dude. How are you gonna act hard on Twitter and then be wearing a seatbelt in your photo? He's got three. Imagine wearing a seatbelt. He's got three zippers up top. Oh man. Yeah. That's so many. You can't tell me what to do. You can't even put them all the way up. It'll constrict your neck. He has a polo and then a quarter zip and then two full zips. It looks like a potential fleece is a collar for fleece.

Starting point is 00:46:04 Man, it's hard to say. My, my inclination is to say that that's a vest. Okay. So he's got some freedom in the arms because you can't stack too much underneath the wax jacket, you know, to leave that on, on the car ride there as well. It's just, uh, that's yeah, that's true ball know herself. I mean, how many collars is too many collars? Two.

Starting point is 00:46:33 What do you think the pastor said when he walked into church and he was quotted up like this? Guys a ball knower right here. You better be splashing the pot when they're handing out Oh, yeah. You know, donations. Yeah when they're handing out donations. Yeah, you better drop green in there. Bro probably fucking has it all in Bitcoin right now. You think when he took communion he just chugged the wine? Dude, Frat.

Starting point is 00:46:55 TFM. Frat. TFM. He didn't even wait, dude. He just walked right up. How are you finding these? Dude, my entire Twitter feed is college dudes talking about how many layers they have on. Peter, Peter, Peter, barber. Like my entire feed is just dudes showing that they saved up their money and got a waxed barber jacket. It's so stupid. How big is the following? What's this guy? What's this Twitter? What on Nathan Nate Forest? He's got 69 followers. He's got this pinned tweet because it's probably his most popular tweet. He tweeted on December 4th, no, I don't have Spotify. Last I checked, my parents are in the 37th percent tax bracket.

Starting point is 00:47:38 Highest possible for all you poor's. Make Apple music great again. What's this guy doing? Is his Twitter handle referencing Nathan Bedford Forrest? Is that a general who might've done some things that are unsavory in this current climate? You know what, Will, you got it right. That's the problem with the Burnerverse, dude. Also the first grand wizard of the reconstruction era, KKK.

Starting point is 00:48:04 Dude, the Burnerverse is low key mad racist. I think they need to worry less about how many collars they have on them and more about not being racist. He did go four on them. Is it low key? Oh yeah. Racism is. That's a good point, dude. It's way more high key than it is low key actually. That's facts. We don't know that he's talking about that guy.

Starting point is 00:48:24 Maybe that's just his name. Maybe it's not even a burner. It could just be his name. We don't know. It's hard to say. His friends call him Nate. Where's your barber jacket been? How haze would you have gotten

Starting point is 00:48:37 if one of the actives found this photo that you tweeted when you were rushing? Like what would they have done to you? They would have made you eat your Peter Millar QZ. Something weird like cut all of the collars off of your polos and make you wear them as like t-shirts. Something like that. Something really stupid. Something like that. So you just turn your golf polos into Hanleys? Same outfit just with zero collars. Wear this around. That is so stupid.

Starting point is 00:49:06 It's like allegedly if somebody made a pledge, grow a neck beard. It's like, why do you want one of your, why do you want a kid to have a neck beard? That doesn't represent your organization. Neck beard pledge. It's growing neckbeards. It's very uncomfortable for him.

Starting point is 00:49:19 And it just looks, that would have happened to me cause I have, I can grow one, you know? Like I would have been tasked with that because I can't. That would be terrible. We had a mustache pledge and they always made sure they picked the guy with the most wispy facial hair. Yeah. That plays for sure. Whoever it's going to look the worst on, if there's a dude who rolls in with Will's facial hair, they're not going to say, hey, dude, grow that killer beard out? No, they're going to make me your Dylan. Yeah, it's true. Should I show up like this tonight?

Starting point is 00:49:51 Dude, I think I'm gonna wear I think I'm gonna go four collars and carve. You got a little front blowing through. I'm going four collars to carve. I've made the decision. I feel like it's a two collar night. No, it's a four collar night. No, man. What if I go five collars? That's not gonna gocollar night no it's a four-collar night you know man dude what if I go five colors that's not gonna go five dude that's never been you don't have that in your game hmm what if I go four colors and I just order collard greens what's up man yeah I did the joke Who was that? His, my friend Bryce.

Starting point is 00:50:27 Was he psyched he got the joke off? He's like, you call me when you do it. And guys, that's Ben. I did the joke. When did y'all record this? Oh, Dave, that's pretty funny. Fucking Bryce, dude. See Mr. Beast is renting out the pyramids.

Starting point is 00:50:53 Where are we at on Mr. Beast? I feel like it's a Randy question. Yeah. What's the public approval rating of one senior beast lately, Randy? I don't know. It goes up and down. There's been a lot of controversy. And then it's also like,

Starting point is 00:51:08 it seems like people are always against him doing good stuff, but then there was controversy. Is he like rigging this stuff? And then all the stuff with his co, I guess one of the guys that's transgender, but it's also maybe messaging minors. It's YouTube, man. There's always things.

Starting point is 00:51:29 So I think in general, it's just like, we don't know. I don't know how to feel about Mr. Pocahontas. That was the direction I wasn't expecting. Yeah, I don't really know what to think now. Yeah, there you go. Well, didn't he like do the thing? Didn't he buy a bunch of people's like eye surgery? They were blind and then they could see

Starting point is 00:51:45 and everybody got, people got mad at him. Not everybody. But why did they get mad at him? I don't know, but also then maybe it came out that he didn't do as much as there was. But there's so much fake news around it, it's so confusing that I don't know what to believe and what not to believe anymore.

Starting point is 00:52:00 Yeah, he'll do a video, it's like, I provided water for this remote village. And people are just like making fun of him or like talking shit on and forth. They're like, this doesn't solve the problems. Like, well, it's, you know, at least helping. I didn't know that the pyramids were in play for a rental. I didn't, yeah, I don't know.

Starting point is 00:52:16 Did you know that? I did not know that that was available. Yeah. I think if you just, you just gotta drop the bag on Giza and they'll let you do anything. What's he gonna do with this? If he doesn't get in those tunnels, what's the point? Yeah, he can go inside.

Starting point is 00:52:29 Like get in those tunnels. The tombs. The tombs. My tombs. Call me a money. Cause I'm a tumor. A money tumor. Yeah, there it is.

Starting point is 00:52:39 It's not a tumor. Okay. Like what would you do if you had the, if you had the pyramids for four days, what are you do if you had the, if you had, if you had the, uh, pyramids for four days, what are you doing with them? I'm fucking grinding at them. I'm working remotely for 22 hours a day. I just want a tour guide to like, tell me like about the shit. Like, I don't even know if I need to rent it out, but a private tour would be nice.

Starting point is 00:53:00 Uh, I would probably lay killable for nine hours in one of the tombs. That'd be kind of swag. It would be. Wake up in a tomb. Yeah. Probably not many people slept in there besides the dead people. A lot of dead folks in there.

Starting point is 00:53:15 Do you get mummified? No. I'd get stupefied. Straight up disturbed. No, I'd get stupefied straight up disturbed. Yeah, what's he going to do with these pyramids? Who gets to go? Is he going to climb? Should I apply to go? Is he even a beast?

Starting point is 00:53:39 He's a mystery. He's not that beastly to me. That's probably why he get saw this blowback. Why isn't he pivoted to fighting? No plans to sleep. Like the Logan brothers, Paul brothers. This says. The Jake brothers.

Starting point is 00:53:54 Well, I don't know if this guy would last in the octagon. Is Zuck ever going to fight anybody? How long ago was it that Zuck and Elon said that they were going to fight each other? Was that in the last year? That feels like the beginning of the year. Zuck would destroy Elon. Yeah. Yeah.

Starting point is 00:54:13 Yeah. Yeah, he would. I don't want to like shame Elon physically, but he's just not built for combat. He has a very weird shape. Yeah. And Zuck got that aura. And I ain't talking frames. Wow.

Starting point is 00:54:37 I don't know how he does it. He's just really alley-ooping it to himself. Yep. That's exactly what it is. I was talking to my wife last night and I said, I got to be better about uploading these photos to the app for my parents right now. I'm just getting roasted. Parents love these things, dude.

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Starting point is 00:55:58 This deal is exclusive to listeners. So get yours now in time for the holidays, terms and conditions do apply. Randy, can you play, have you guys watched the new trailer for the new entourage? Um, I've only seen a clip Yeah, watch it Just gonna play it for the people at home. So they have a bass. It's a little long But you know, everyone needs to breathe there every once in a while. We've been podcasting hard right now 22 hours

Starting point is 00:56:24 I once drove 30. Mr. Connolly. Welcome. Good to see you Kenny, how are you? You got any new shows I can get excited about? I'm not acting anymore Kenny, I'm gonna have it in years. Oh, I thought this podcast studio was more of a side hustle. No, this is my whole thing now.

Starting point is 00:56:40 You tell me you can't approve a small credit line? Not for this business. Kevin is in the building Down loads and Avra are both down There's just no way we can continue to fund this you know I'm a half million into this already right so are we I just landed a marquee name Charlie she probably she highest paid male TV actor of all time We're half a million into this already, right? So are we. I just landed a marquee name. Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen? Highest paid male TV actor of all time.

Starting point is 00:57:09 If you're reaching, if you think Charlie Sheen would do a podcast. He needs money. No, he doesn't. This place is amazing. A labor of love, fellas. Every last detail handpicked by yours truly. That pool is 22 feet deep. Here's the truth, I got no money, I got no offers, no love, nada. This could be an amazing

Starting point is 00:57:30 opportunity for both of us. Could be your get out of jail free card. What are you paying? At 20 this thing was gorgeous. What the fuck happened? The next 35 years. Listen, the machine is gonna blow up, I know it. Why do we have to put more money in? I'm scared. The next 35 years. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha I'm not a fan of that mode. Tell me what you think about the podcast. No faking it. You ready for that kind of scrutiny again? They've already taken everything from me. What else is there? They'll find something. If the pod pops, the money will flow.

Starting point is 00:58:15 Rudy, bro, I love it. Do we need this? Seriously, it's a different act. Sean Astin. Hey, man. Whatever. It's a good movie. You should be proud of it. That wasn't I'm not positive

Starting point is 00:58:31 That it all works like this Charlie Sheen, huh? This does not look good Like when they were when they were trying to figure out how to bring back entourage essentially was this really the the route? Dumb question. Is this a show or a movie? I don't know. I don't know. Okay.

Starting point is 00:58:54 Are they gonna use the original theme song? Buddy, it's a show. Oh yeah. It's a show. What's it on? You wanna know what it's on, and by that you mean what channel. It's just on a show channel. I don't know Randy just took us to a hiking website it appeared I did the URL maybe

Starting point is 00:59:20 Like no one's like dude. I need to eat in charge of a podcast studio with Charlie Sheen So this would have been a fun like two or three episode Storyline in entourage or maybe a season. Had it still been going like, oh yeah, you could see like they try to get Vince to do a pod or whatever. We don't have Vince. Vince is here. He's holding the door for me at the proper hotel. He's trick-or-treating in our neighborhood. That's right. Yeah. He's using paper straws. Yeah. He's an environmentalist. We had a friend snipe him at a gas station and he was buying a plastic bottle of water, just putting that out there.

Starting point is 00:59:53 Got to watch these celebrities, man. They're full of shit. Is this just everyone laughing at the podcasting industry? Yeah. Probably. There's probably going to be some shots taken. And I hope you're talking Claude Azoul, my friend. Or Avion. Avion.

Starting point is 01:00:11 Our culture is not their TV show. They can't get Turtle for this? I bet we get a little. That's a little surprising. I bet we get a little Tortuga there. So you're not looking for work? Turtle? Yeah. No, he got that Avion money. What about- He's hosting that podcast

Starting point is 01:00:23 with Matt Leonard. The name people want, they want Ari. Yeah. They're not going to get Ari. They want Ari and Vince. What, why is he not doing anything these days? What's up with that? I don't know.

Starting point is 01:00:34 Is he too typecasted as Ari? I thought Charlie Sheen was like, I thought everybody was kind of like, oh yeah, this guy like sucks. Yeah. But like not just, I mean, didn't he like, like, that's why he's got no money, dude. Tiger blood, man. When he not a good minute come out after all that, like dude, not good.

Starting point is 01:00:49 What'd he do? Bad, allegedly. Like what kind of stuff? Stuff that, you know, career ending potentially, maybe back in the day. I don't know. Ex-wife stuff. I don't know.

Starting point is 01:01:02 Tiger blood though. What a time that was. People forget he took it on the road after that and did shows and they were terrible. Tiger blood. They had nothing. They thought they could just bring them up there and they would fill out little, you know, like 5,000 person rooms. Paramount theater downtown. He would go up there and people, it would just be like, what?

Starting point is 01:01:21 He didn't really have much. No. Not a player. Yeah, this feels a little desperate. He would go up there and people would just be like, what? He didn't really have much. No, not a player. Yeah, this feels a little desperate. The Charlie Sheen move, that is. No, he should have. See, the way podcasts have to happen for them to work

Starting point is 01:01:36 is they have to be organic. They have to start with a company initiative to send some people on an EDM cruise. Yeah. And for whatever reason, you're gonna go into the conference room and release one on SoundCloud. Even though one of them didn't even go on the-

Starting point is 01:01:48 You're gonna do one on SoundCloud? I didn't even go, release one. Dave is, that first episode, Touching Base, Dave's like, I'll even know why I'm here. That's like one of the things you said in the first three minutes of the show. Should we put that out on vinyl, first episode of Touching Base?

Starting point is 01:02:01 It's not a good episode. Wasn't even named Touching Base at the time. I know, we could put it on vinyl, though. Oh, God. If you want a really successful podcast, you need to get like three women together that really love wine. I got OK. Hey, with the whiny girls. Tried this new Chardonnay last night. Jamie Lynn Seigler, they they they clearly had money to play with

Starting point is 01:02:26 when it came to the cast and there were clearly some people from Entourage in the past that maybe needed money as much as Charlie Sheen does in this show. Did he not end up with Sloan? I don't know if she was he was rolling with the Sloan-y. I can't remember how Entourage ended. Me neither. I didn't see the movie. I think he did end up with Sloan in the show. Sorry for the spoilers out there. I don't remember. Where's JR Hickey in this?

Starting point is 01:02:53 He probably fumbled that bag. Hickey's got to do a podcast on this, right? I think he was the original Entourage podcast. And then they were like, you know what? We're just going to do it. He's got to do it. His is better. He's got to do it. He was the most well-researched host I've ever encountered when it comes to entertainment recap. It was either his pod or Micah's pod, Jersey Shore. I'm not even sure Micah watched Jersey Shore. Did you ever get to do Jersey Shore? It was a Jersey

Starting point is 01:03:23 Shore podcast. I never did Jersey. I did Jersey exactly once. I would have done it more, but I only got the nod once. How'd it go? Pretty well. I like Jersey Shore enough. It was a rewatch, right? Yeah.

Starting point is 01:03:34 Is that what he was doing? I think so. Yeah, I just don't see a big market. He would be in the office being like, New Jersey Shore tonight as if we were all excited about it. It's like, only you. Oh, it wasn't a rewatch of the original? I think it was a combination of both.

Starting point is 01:03:47 Oh. Not positive though. I think it was the second iteration of Jersey Shore. Which probably didn't need to happen. No. I don't know. I don't know. Go ahead.

Starting point is 01:04:00 You J-Wow guy? I know you were. I like J-Wow. I like them all. I was a Sammy Sweetheart guy. Really? Sweetest bitch you'll ever meet. Sweetest bitch you'll ever meet. I know you were. I like J Wow. I like them all. I was a Sammy sweetheart guy. Really? Sweetest bitch you'll ever meet. Sweetest bitch you'll ever meet. She gave you a cameo. She did. I just wish she would have put herself on a pedestal like everybody else was, you know? Yeah, that's sweet. She didn't deserve Ronnie. Ron back in the mix by the way. Conversely Ronnie did not deserve her.

Starting point is 01:04:21 They brought Ron back in for whatever it... Yeah, it's like... He's the original Battletoad bad boy. One shot, dude. Just a gorilla juice head. He's just like a five, seven Italian guy. Who loves to fight. Dude, you know. He could fill in for like one of the boom videos and it would be good.

Starting point is 01:04:42 Like he would look exactly the part. Yeah. That's a great call. The last person I want to see if I'm on vacation in New York on the Jersey shore walking is him by himself. I grabbed the bar's closed. I was like, Oh no, he's just looking to, he's looking to knock somebody out. He's got a tap out shirt on some golden goose sneakers. He's

Starting point is 01:05:07 like five, seven, two 20. He's a fucking fire hydrant. Probably has the lung strength of a fucking ant. He definitely vapes. Like the big, the big battery vapes. And there's not a chance he's done cardio in his entire life. What's he doing right now? He's probably tossing a big cloud like Will referenced. Like with no regard for the people sitting around. But like career wise, what is he doing?

Starting point is 01:05:37 Dude, he's on this latest. Are you still doing reality television? Jersey Shore, like part eight or whatever the They're reading and yeah, he's involved. And I was like, Oh, I thought we weren't doing raw anymore. Cause Oh, that's what you were talking about. Well, I got to, I don't know. Um, I will not be watching this new entourage. We have a Sammy sweetheart connect Dylan.

Starting point is 01:05:59 I just want you to know that we should have, we should have matched that button in New York city. What's the connect? A friend is her cousin. Really? Yeah. A friend and then a friend of a friend. For you, it would be a friend of a friend. Okay. But we have that connect. I don't know if that... Would have been fun to have her at the meetup. People would be like, hey, you're Sammy Sweetheart. We're like, yeah. Sweetest bitch you ever meet right there in person. Good cameo. What's a good cameo? She brought it.

Starting point is 01:06:30 We should rank one day the cameos we've got. Maybe just do like a post, a carousel of all the cameos. They're all on your phone. We've got- Little Esco. We got Party Boy, Little Esco, Sammy Sweetheart. Didn't we get a, who'd we get for J-Bone? Wasn't it? Ken Bone. Someone did a Chet Hanks one.

Starting point is 01:06:51 There was a Chet one. We did Chet. There was a Chris Hansen one. We've done a lot of cameos. This was 20 minutes long. That's Scott Hansen. Same thing. Right?

Starting point is 01:07:04 Yeah. He did it from the Ganges. He was floating down the Ganges. He was hunting for Andrew Tate. Did the White Lotus trailer make anyone more or less excited about the season? More, because I completely forgot Walter Goggins was involved. Yeah, we got Uncle Baby Billy in the mix. Only actor I recognize in the whole show. His counterpart in the show

Starting point is 01:07:30 is from Sex Education on Netflix. I recommended it to you when we were in The Lodge. I remember this very specifically for some reason. I think you watched a couple episodes of it. She's a good actress. I'm excited to see their back and forth, because I think they're going to be some good comedic relief. But yeah, the cast isn't packing as much punch as the last couple of seasons. Not loving it.

Starting point is 01:07:52 Like, well, season one, did that cast not hit that well when we first saw it? And then like that show made us like remember how good some of these people were or did it anoint some people? We knew Steve Zahn, but like Steve Zahn wasn't like a hot name. And then Coach Taylor's Sweeney. Connie Britton. Connie Britton. Oh yeah that was like a. Sweenes. Like they don't have a Michael Imperioli right now. I think Goggins is their Imperioli. Okay I think that's fair. He is hilarious. Yeah he's gonna be the star this. I hope. I definitely will watch. Yeah, I'm excited for it.

Starting point is 01:08:26 The trailer was fine. It didn't do that much. It didn't do that much. Baby Billy is a character that I will laugh at if I'm driving down the road and just think of Baby Billy. Yeah. That show is so good. It's it's very good. Now I'm in on this. I mean, I know some people are like, oh great, white lotus running it back.

Starting point is 01:08:47 Same thing, but I've enjoyed it. I know, I know it's, it's somewhat formulaic. Like I kind of get what's going to go down, but I never am like over it. They could do five seasons and I would be, I would watch all of them. Yeah. Yeah. And what's her name died in the last one no spoilers dude season Aubrey Plaza the blonde lady from American Pie Peppa Pig mm-hmm she fell off the boat you know I'm not

Starting point is 01:09:18 disappointed that she's not in the in the next one well now they have the masseuse reprising her role. Yeah, she's been in all three. All three? Yep. Damn, she's got to start questioning and working for this franchise. Yeah. A lot of death. Mm-hmm. I think it's time, boys. Bro, let's go out this weekend.

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Starting point is 01:11:51 Clemson Tigers will be in town. Friday night, man. Against my Texas Longhorns. There's a game for Friday night. How dope is that? Who we got Friday night? Indiana. No, Indiana. and whoever Indiana plays. Yes, Saturday, Randy.

Starting point is 01:12:09 Saturday at three o'clock Texas game pretty excited about a home playoff game in this town. That'd be a lot of fun to watch. Feel pretty good about the game. And then man, you know what I got parks from the 21st to the 25th, which I'm very excited about. I'm going to spend some time with Chelsea and the little guy. We're going to actually we're doing a night in San Antonio. My family, we're going to stay a night on the Riverwalk. This is my dad's idea. He's really excited about it. Do a little Riverwalk boat cruise

Starting point is 01:12:39 thing and I don't know what else we're going to do down there. It should be fun. I got some hotpots for you. Okay. I'm gonna eat some fantastic Mexican food, which I'm pretty excited about. Lot of queso fundito in that city, man. Then just enjoying Christmas at home. That's true, you can order that.

Starting point is 01:12:57 They're known for it, dude. Christmas at home with the fam, and it's gonna be lovely. So I have a few last minute gifts to purchase, but I'm pretty much about 80% finished with my gift buying. What's the over under on nut browns consumed on this break for you? I have four in my fridge right now.

Starting point is 01:13:16 Those are going down for sure. But it's gonna be a heavy wine week for me, I think. Okay. Yeah. Okay. And that's pretty much it, man. Nothing too terribly exciting. What about you guys? What's that boy getting into? Ice in the veins. Kicking it off Friday night,

Starting point is 01:13:34 little Notre Dame, Indiana. Rolling right into Saturday. Just watching ball, knowing ball. Praying that they run the ball all day Saturday. I don't know when we're heading out of town. I really don't. There's been some debate in our household. Christmas is Wednesday. Fabiously. I don't like, I'm not a fan of arriving on Christmas Eve.

Starting point is 01:14:00 Why not? I like to have that, I like to have at least one buffer day. Okay. To where I can enjoy it without the stress of that Christmas Eve can be stressful if you're like me and you kind of wait to wrap gifts and do that kind of stuff. Yeah, I got to get my wrap on, dude. I like to have that one normal day, at least one normal day back home, but we'll be doing that. Yeah, it's going to be a good time. This weekend though, I think we're going to lay low. That's the plan. Tonight, it kind of kicks off, right? With the dinner. Oh yeah, baby.

Starting point is 01:14:37 Tomorrow, we got, are we track houseing tomorrow? Tomorrow's Thursday. Yeah, stay up all night track house. You get your washed weekly Friday morning. Facts. Thursday. Yeah. Stay up on my track. You get your washed weekly Friday morning. Get you a little coffee Friday, get you a little retail therapy. And then, yeah, I'm just going to, I'm going to take it a little bit easy this weekend because

Starting point is 01:14:53 I know next week, you know, who knows? Who knows if I'm going to link up with the boys at Wild Wings and Cedar Hill. The boys may not even be in town. In fact, none of the boys live there anymore. So I might just go to Wild Wings by myself next week. We'll see. Will you bring some back for a player? You, yeah. Wild Wings or Wingstop, what's your go-to now?

Starting point is 01:15:09 Oh, I like Wild Wings. Everyone knows I like Wild Wings. They're sauce selections are on fire, dude. Yeah, I don't have much going on. Staying in Austin for the break, chilling. Very excited to give some gifts to Fritz as he's pumped up for Christmas for the first time really ever. He grasps it You know Lot of controversy in the in my iMessage right now with my wife She doesn't want to do the prime rib so it's too much food What what so I gotta go home and you know, confront that. Prime rib is great leftover. Right? You've got like four days to eat really good prime rib.

Starting point is 01:15:50 Give some to Rosie. Her birthday's coming up. Also a horseradish on there. You already promised Dave and Dylan. I mean. I would like to go to Kelly's Irish Pub at some point between now and December 31st. Okay. I have my number. Dave, you're probably going to be in Duncanville on December 26th. That's correct. Uh, but that might not be the worst afternoon to kick back some pints at a old Kelly's Irish pub.

Starting point is 01:16:16 I'll go sit at Wild Wings and I'll just FaceTime in. Okay. That works. That works. It's boxing day, dude. A lot of soccer matches on that day. Let's go. Yep.

Starting point is 01:16:23 Should be fun. Uh, but other than that, not doing too much. My birthday is happening. I don't know what I'm doing for my birthday on January 2nd before we come back in the office, but I think Sally's probably gonna take me out to dinner or something. Sick. Going to see Goose at the booty center. Oh yes. You are. Join the flock dude. Yeah, you want to come? No.

Starting point is 01:16:41 Okay. Okay. I mean you can. Yeah. No thanks. I'll buy you a ticket. It's not the money. You know, it's just uh, I don't love a concert especially at Moody Center. You don't love 25 minute jams, dude? Not really. More of a jelly guy, huh? Yeah. I would go to Goose. I've heard enough Goose to respect their catalog. I think it's going to be a cover heavy situation. Sounds great. Yeah, I love it.

Starting point is 01:17:11 I love a cover. The reason I got into them was because they started covering Bob Seeger. And if you cover Bob Seeger, you got my business. That's facts. Anyone has any good Bob Seeger covers out there, send them to me. You know where to find me, at Wilta Freeze.

Starting point is 01:17:26 Randy, what are you doing? I am going home. So this weekend though, I for sure am going to get the Taco Bell chicken nuggets. They come out tomorrow nationwide. Okay. December 19th. Okay. So I'll get that at some point this weekend. But from here until I leave Monday, we'll be working on this painting project for my niece and I'm gonna get it done. So that should be fun. Christmas Eve at my mom's side, just hanging out with the fam when they get in town. There's a night going to the casino with the boys,

Starting point is 01:17:58 has been floated out there and people are down for that. So go to the casino one night, go into the city to do zoo lights and ice skating all that stuff with the nieces one day, but otherwise just kind of hanging around doing Christmasy stuff. When you get back. I get back late the 30th. So like actually like one in the morning the 31st. Damn. Yes. J bone won't be there to pick you up. No, I won't be hung over. I'm not going to pick you up at 1 15 in the morning. No, you don't have to. I'll get out. Okay. Okay.

Starting point is 01:18:32 Cold beer, huh? Okay. I'll get myself a new bird. It's fine. It's fine that you guys don't want to pick me up at one in the morning on the night before Christmas Eve, of Christmas Eve. Not New Year's Eve. Simply not happening. New Year's Eve, I guess. I don't have it in me. I can't wait to spend like $500 tonight on dinner. Randy, stop.

Starting point is 01:18:55 I want you to be half the budge. Yep. Please don't. I might not even eat so that Randy can just eat more. Thank you. I'm going to Caesar salad. I'll yield my budge to Randy. Thank you. I'm having at least seven cocktails and three orders of bacon, ramp, shrimp, and a cowboy rib eye. It's a good order. Thank you. That's a great order actually.

Starting point is 01:19:15 It's a phenomenal order. Thank you. Deducted from your next paycheck. Oh, well, okay. I guess. Geez. No fun over here. All right. I guess I'm not even going to show up. No fun over here. All right, I guess I'm not even going to show up. JK Randy. Fun show. It's been fun guys. Everyone have a great break. Yeah, we'll see you next year.

Starting point is 01:19:30 Happy holidays. Oh yeah, no shows next week. Yeah, take the time off. Spend some time with family, not us. Yes. Bye. Thanks for watching guys!

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