Circling Back - Four Guys, One Year

Episode Date: January 15, 2020

In our one-year anniversary episode of Washed Media, we mash that recap button and discuss the celebratory dinner that Dave and Will weren't invited to. A dude also got stranded in a 24-Hour Fitness and Will has an angry neighbor. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (20:41) One-Year Anniversary of Washed Media (29:12) Dillon & Brett Ditch Dave & Will (48:48) Apartment Mega Dumps (56:15) Dude Gets Stuck In 24-Hour Fitness (1:05:20) This Weekend In Fun presented by Black Buffalo Black Buffalo: www.bit.ly/BB_CirclingBack Quip: www.getquip.com/circlingback Stamps: www.stamps.com (promo code CIRCLINGBACK, hit the microphone in the corner) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the early bird cbd studio in austin texas my name is will defries dave ruff is to my right what a year what a year at washed media dude chill is that on the rundown? Yeah, dude. I just wanted to get out in front of it. Dude, we have to have fun and easy banner. That's not going to get emotional. I want people to know that I appreciate them more than these two.

I don't think that. You can't. There's no way of proving that. Dude, stop blowing it early. You want to do this? You obviously don't know me very well. Ha. Dude, Dylan busted out the short-sleeve polo today.

You know the high is 79 today? It's stupid. This weather stinks. What's going on? It's gross. It's all balmy feeling and weird. Get out of here, weather. Even Rosie this morning when I let her out was like,

nah, player, I want to go back in and sleep. This stinks. Did she really say that? Yeah. She just shrugged it off. She was like, nah, I'll poop later. Yeah, busted out my polo that I got in probably like 2003 that I still wear every now and then.

You got some laundry to do, don't you? This is back-to-back polo days for Dylan. That's right. I did wear one yesterday. Yeah. Are you going to wear a Henley tomorrow for Henley Thursday? It's hard to say. Okay.

Yeah, how flirty is your outfit going to be this weekend? Just know one thing about my outfit for tomorrow. It's going to be flirty, okay? Wow. It's going to be flirty. Flirtatious as hell. Yes. I just want to see how much fabric Flounder's going to wear tomorrow night.

He's going to wear some flirty fabric. He hooked me up with somebody yesterday. What'd he do? We got a potential guest. That's a fella. Oh. What do you do? We got a potential guest.

It's a fella. Oh. And this guy, it's like Northern Jaguar Association. Hell yeah. And they track the North American jaguar throughout Northern Mexico and Southern Texas and the Southwest. Can I throw a jaguar in here? Isn't a jaguar, or a jaguar, aren't they just mountain lions? I don't know. No. Cooters, jagu? Hang on in here. Isn't a jaguar or a jaguar? Aren't they just mountain lions? I don't know.

No. Cooters, jaguars. No, no, no. Very, very different. You fucking idiot. Jaguars. Have you ever listened to this pod? Yeah. They're extremely different animals.

Check out Northern Jaguar Project. They're spotted. Well, the ones in like Brazil are. No, all of them are. I thought a northern jaguar equals a southern mountain lion. Do you know what the most upsetting tight animal news that I wish would have released a week from now instead of right now? Something about koalas? No, the wolf pack that's roaming Colorado.

That would have been really good to coincide with us landing in Colorado. Yeah, we could be the wolf pack. Is that what you're saying? Yeah. Dylan's about to show me up right now. It basically says you're a moron, but I'll show you a picture. Is that what it said when you Googled it? Brett's a moron?

Yeah. So here's a photo. If it would ever load, that is. I might need a new computer soon, guys. Do you need help with your load management? Apparently. Anyway, that's what it looks like, right? Yeah, that's a Jaguar.

You don't see the spots? I see the spots, Dylan. You're very different. Okay. I'll be honest. I'll save it for another day. If we did a thing, like a competition, and we held up cue cards with big cats, I would have a really hard time identifying all of them.

I think I'd do okay. You guys would definitely do better than me. I just, for some reason, have a lot of trouble placing it. Dog breeds I can do, but big cats I'm still struggling with. The Northern Jaguar Project is a nonprofit. We protect jaguars in the U.S.-Mexico borderlands. They're in unique natural habitats and all species found under their umbrella of protection.

Interesting. Are there game crossing? Is a dude walking around with an umbrella just protecting jaguars? Yeah, it's a big umbrella. Are there game crossings on the border? I'm just thinking out loud here. I mean, like, how do you let animals pass? Does Trump's wall have a doggy door?

Pretty much. Oh, okay. No, that was something that people were worried about with the wall. Migratory patterns and shit for the Mexican gray wolf or something. They should just get an ark and then all get in it and then sail around it.

Do they cross the Rio? They might. I don't know. Hard to say. Something has crossed the Rio. Rio means river for those at home who don't know. Hard to say. Something has crossed the Rio. Rio means river for those at home who don't know. Yeah. Uh-huh.

It goes right through the middle of downtown San Antonio, right? Mm-hmm. Yeah, same one. It's the same river. It's the same one. Mm-hmm. So this guy can tell us about, he's going to help steer Brett into the right direction.

He's going to mansplain jaguars to us. Good. think when i get a new car i think i'm gonna get the wildlife conservation one uh or sorry uh license plate have you guys seen that no don't you have a resist they're dope you have resist on your fusion i do but i cross it out and i and i put co-exist on it i co-resist don't you have 0.0 on your car too for for my for my your athletic my lack of running but it's ironic i actually ran last night what yeah you got my wheels turning when you asked the last time i worked out so i was like all right i need to hit the reset button so i had a run you're just trying to you're warming up ahead of your peloton is what you're doing yeah i don't want to be sore after my peloton oh you're gonna be on saturday just catch me cycling all sunday are you gonna yeah i was gonna say when you get

when it gets there are you gonna like assemble and jump on or are you gonna assemble it in your apartment for you that's what i was told that's why i said i had to be back from dallas by four because i got i got two dudes showing up to just assemble a peloton in my crib is that kind of emasculating yeah you're just sitting there like playing fifa and they're putting up together a bike in your i know do i need to like go to the store and get something like super fucking manly are you gonna do like the thing where you kind of hover with your arms crossed like you need me to go grab like a philips head or like you guys got it man i'm gonna run down to home depot talk to my guy in the hardware I'm just gonna get a giant steak and just be salting it

when they get in yeah you should you're like cleaning your rifle yeah his rifle he didn't have one man dude I got a rifle you guys hunt?

I think I got a rifle somewhere I don't really have that they're gonna be like man you have a lot of scented candles in here I got a rifle. You guys hunt? I think I got a rifle somewhere. I don't really have that. They're going to be like, man, you have a lot of scented candles in here. I'll be like, yeah. It gets a little smelly with all the big game. Yeah, dude, with all the workouts I'm doing in here, it gets pretty smelly. Look at the wicks on these things.

No, just stay there, Sally. Oh, they're my fiance's. Yeah, dude, check out the wicks, dude. These things are short as fuck. Safety first, everybody. my fiance yeah yeah yeah dude check out the wicks dude these things are short as fuck safety first everybody is that still your one weapon that you have if you get broken into as a wick trimmer no so i need to put my bat underneath my my bed or like a five iron i have a louisville slugger with my name on it and it would be sick if like they just release photos of these dudes knocked out and it was just like my name backwards across their forehead just saying yeah wait how did this why would you be beating these guys to death when they break no no these aren't these aren't these would be potential intruders it just sounds like

homicide yeah yeah i think i'm going to test micah and see how fast his reaction time would be if i was getting broken into please go go live for it, though. Oh, dude. 15 seconds, he's in your place. He's either there in 15 seconds or he's not there at all. He will barrel through your door. And then he'll text me like six days later

and be like, hey, dude, you cool? But if he has a chance to step up in an altercation or anything serious like that, he's all over it. You're right. You're right you're right he and boo boo are doing uh they're doing whole 30 this month so you got to think that he's like hyper aware dude and like i invited him up for a sober night of fun the other night they stayed for like an hour and a half and then just dipped that's a pretty good amount of time for sober he made

he made mocktails they're doing dip when they're sober no come on you really made mocktails yeah what's a mocktail a fake cocktail yeah yeah he was just making he was mixing up mocktails. They're doing dip when they're sober? No, come on. He really made mocktails. Yeah. What's a mocktail? A fake cocktail? Yeah. Yeah, he was just mixing up mocktails. For me, that's just sparkling water. And sugar. Yeah.

I don't like sparkly water. That's just D2O. I don't drink sparkly water. A lot of women make those when they're not yet ready to announce that they're pregnant. You know, like first trimester? We'll drink a mocktail just to throw people off. If you're looking at me to make some kind of judgment, I'm not going to judge what a woman puts into her body.

That's not really what it's about. It's about not revealing the fact that you're pregnant to people who shouldn't know yet. We went to Matt's El Rancho with two friends, and we were not aware that she was pregnant, but they were clearly in the early stage. And we were like, oh, we got a table. And they were and they're like oh we're just gonna grab a drink at the bar we're like no get over here like we got a waitress right here we got shots lined up and they were

like no we're just gonna do at the bar and then like they came back and she had like because if you get like a a virgin something at matt's all rancho they give it to you in like a pint glass and so that's kind of a tip off because it's like why are you drinking a margarita out of a pint glass that's kind of tight but so yeah they had to get it like the normal glass and then later we were like ah that makes sense that's why they were avoiding it i've also heard this one like i'm on antibiotics yeah can't drink you know that whole deal i asked that somebody asked sally recently can you drink on antibiotics and you know she was like i mean yeah i was told i was told give it four hours because it interferes with the absorption.

Okay. Makes sense. Doesn't it counteract birth control, though, antibiotics? Hard to say. The thing about antibiotics is that it's anti-the biotics. Oh, that's a good point, Will. I didn't think of it like that. Yeah.

If you take a biotic and then you make it the opposite, you get an antibiotic. It's pretty interesting if you look at the science behind it's just a wash at that point exactly yeah and there's some wild ass story as to how penicillin was discovered wasn't it like on an orange peel or some shit yeah it was some sort of fungus situation yeah like a mushroom old situations excuse me don't come at me medical community yeah it was a mold i think dude dylan let me cook you up some woodier mushrooms. I'm more of a fungi guy. I don't eat mushrooms. Why? Everybody knows that.

They're so good, though. Slimy and tasteless and gross and fungus. Tasteless? What are? Mushrooms. Do you like oysters? Mushrooms are stupid. Oh, I love oysters. You don't like mushrooms. That's interesting. They're totally different. They are, but like...

What he used to describe mushrooms is what people use to disparage oysters. Slimy. It's a slimy fungus, man. It's just fucking weird shit. This may be off-brand, but I'm pretty, I'm pretty like hot and cold with oysters.

There's several times where I'm like, oh, that oyster sounds just terrible to me right now. I can eat my weight in oysters, man. You know what, dude? Just douse them in that sauce and you're good. Big love to all my homies in the Northeast, but I'm a pack Northwest guy. Dude, me too. Wow.

Me too, Dave. Yeah. Yeah. I'll eat them from anywhere. I'll eat Gulf oysters, man. They're good too. I would love to be like the guy that's like, dude, Gulf oysters stink. They're actually, yeah.

They're not bad. I like Gulf oysters. You would love to be that guy, wouldn't you? Yeah. Oh, definitely. Like, I would love to have a take on, like, regions of caviar. I don't have that take. An insufferable take?

Yeah. We almost went Gulf Shrimp last night. Shut the fuck up. We'll get to that in a second. Hey, Dylan, you know what time it is? Is it? Oh, hold on. No, hold on.

Before, we need to make a very big announcement regarding this. You can't get me primed up for that. Sorry. I know. I know. We have a very big announcement. The meetup location has changed. It has. I got to the line.

I saw the coverage. Called an audible. The meetup location has changed. Sports podcast guy. I guess Dave's our quarterback. Yeah, we have weather. Sorry, man. That's fine.

We're running Wildcat. Wild Dave. The Wild Dave formation is happening. Dave, do you want to reveal what we're doing? What are we doing? I don't know. Pull back the curtain. Oh, okay.

So originally we were going to do Katy Trail Ice House, but due to potential for rain, not going to be a washout, but folks, it's going to be wet. It was going to be wet anyway, but... They sure do need it up there, though. Well, they do. Catch us wearing galoshes. Due to the wetness,

we are moving it to the backyard. Of whose house? It's the Backyard Dallas. Oh, okay. Is there a website that people can go to to check out this place? Sure. Yeah, you sure can. You can just Google Backyard Dallas.

Yeah, I feel like there's many ways to find it. You won't just get photos of dudes' backyards? Okay, go BackyardDTX.com. That's BackyardDTX.com. You got back-to-back D's in there, which you'll always love that. Double D's? No.

It's right off 75. It's not that far from where katie trail is so is it it's kind of recommended that it's right next to bottle blonde it is i think they're all under the same ownership and it's a seamless transition that is that is music to our ears but one of the chances we dip into bottle blonde yeah our fiancee's wives and girlfriends may not like that we're getting bottle service shout out to whatever back i'm gonna go ahead and call it somebody there's gonna be somebody there's gonna be like that. We're getting bottle service. Shout out to whatever back... I'm going to go ahead and call somebody. There's going to be somebody there that's going to be like, dude, let's go to Bottle Blonde.

It's going to buy bottles. Not anybody here. I might do it. I've been aching to just do bottle service lately. Not me. Yeah, you had a good month. I went to a bar in London where it was like... It had to have been the douchiest thing I've ever done.

The DJ at the bar. It was a restaurant, but then they had this back bar that was taken over by like Belvedere. No, Ciroc. So it was the Ciroc bar. Ciroc vodka. And so the DJ was spinning. And because of my former career where I know a lot about scented candles, I looked at his DJ booth. And he was spinning with a 400 scented candle burning

at the dj booth what i was like dude you're a swag lord right now what are you doing that's pretty baller i know i might just start bringing candles to bottle service situations yeah i don't know man who's doing that i was very i was with uh three girls sally included and they were just like how do you know how much that candle costs? I was like, don't fucking worry about it. You're the candle king. Yeah, dude. Do you spell candle? Never mind.

Okay. Either way, backyard. 4 to 7 p.m. Look at the photos of this place. I've never been, but I've got friends who have been. It looks eventful. You got games. You got shuffleboard,

which I look forward to really embarrassing some listeners. Can you imagine being a listener and just stepping up to us on shuffleboard? Do not ask me to play ping pong. They have ping pong tables there. I'll pong you. Ping pong in a bar. I hate it. You're not good at ping pong.

Yeah, you're also bad at ping pong. It's like one of the things that you're really bad at. I used to be deep. You said go play Jenga, right? He wants to play extremely large games. Do they have a golden team machine? It's the kind of place who would have a Golden Tee. I'm looking right now.

I'm not seeing any Golden Tees, but I'm trying to. If anybody wants to smoke on Golden Tee, I got all of it. Their cornhole boards are branded with Cosamigos tequila. I like that. I think that's from a previous activation. Cosamigos, man.

House boys. You know, I played... The weird thing is, I played cornhole at Dylan's. It went to Dylan's housewarming parties back in the day, and his cornhole boards are bleached. Really? No way. Right around the...

I don't... It just doesn't make... It doesn't add up. No, that's not true. I like the idea of a nice, clean finish you know it's like white the bags just like slide right off them though it's really you can't tell the bags had landed there before yeah some of the bags slide right off and then some of them just go right in you're doing way too much right now also go to patreon.com circling back podcast and mash that

bachelor button he's been it's not only been a great season the bachelor through two episodes but i can say we've we've brought the heat for these two episodes of the bachelor these are they're good episodes sneaky some of our best work well it's weird because like we love to hate the bachelor but at the same time it's such good content yeah that it's just like okay this is actually pretty fun yeah you know how brooks kepka the thing on him is like he doesn't really even like playing golf that much he's really good at it that's kind of like how i feel with the the bachelor stuff that's a really good analogy we're the kepka of bachelor podcast yeah what we're saying is that we're brooks kepka

and that's totally fair yeah it's It's out of reach. Wow. We need like a graphic for the meetup. Can somebody make us one? Yeah. Like to post on like social, like a dope one where it's like us. Yeah, someone make us a graphic, please. Do we need to hire a photographer? No, dude, I got an iPhone.

Will's our photographer. No. No, dude, I'm done being the photographer. No, you're not. I'm done. No. It's annoying, dude. You never take pics of me. Yeah, but being the photographer No you're not I'm done No It's annoying dude You never take pics of me Yeah but being the guy

That has to take photos of shit Like it's really annoying Cause then you're not in the photos Stop being so good at it It's like At Sally's family events It's like Will Can you take this photo

I'm like No Someone else can do it Like I'm seasoned enough He acts like he doesn't like doing it But he fucking No I hate it dude I hate it now

What if we just hit you With like a Venmo real quick That's fine If you pay me I'm gonna start charging people I'll venmo somebody five dollars if they make us a dope graphic and we use it a dude in london asked me to take a photo of him in front of a winston churchill statue and i thought i was like yeah dude for sure and i thought about just turning around and fake sprinting with his phone but then i was like no i don't want to give this guy a heart attack vacation yeah i just i was like dude i must look like a nice guy if he's trusting me to

hold his phone or just a total P. And then he got a fit pick off in front of Winston Churchill. So it's meant to fucking mental Churchill. He was a war criminal. Oh, bruv. Is it time for the next part yet?

Yeah. Do you want to start it? No sponsor alert. Oh, you have better than that. That was like no sponsor. Okay. Anybody else? No. I just thought that wasn't your best. That was like... New sponsor. Okay. Anybody else?

No? I just thought that wasn't your best. I thought that was pretty good. Sounds like your little raspy voice, like maybe you drank a lot last night. I did not drink a lot last night. Okay, we'll talk about that in a fucking second. Okay. Hey, have you guys ever dipped before? Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I. Yeah. I mean, while you were dipping, you were probably always a little nervous, right? Yeah. You got to be careful. Sure.

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holding the winter green pouch in my hand right now okay like mine by the way that's my can yeah i'll give it back to you you saw me packing earlier yeah you have a sneaky good pack pack motion i that's a good pack that's pretty good um yeah you have to pack the pouches everybody knows that yeah i'd like to apologize to my mom because like i mean i don't think she would like the fact that back in the day, I would dip on the golf course with the boys. You know how it is. You're just out there nailing putts and smoking drives and tossing in dips. Putting will just has a hog in.

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It gave me, so I was trying it yesterday, and it gives you that super familiar, perfect buzz that you get from a really good lip. Man, it's been a minute, too, and I got back on the horse. You're a baseball guy. Hockey, though. This might get me back in the game. Damn, dude.

I'm already back. Dave's already back. See me on the shuffleboard table at Backyard Dallas with just a hell of five pouches in. Oh, we'll do five. I'm not going to do five. If you want to buy me a drink, just buy me the drink, throw it out, and just buy me the drink, throw it out,

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Can we talk about... Speaking of bullshit, can we talk about your dinner last night? I don't know if this qualifies as bullshit, but sure, we can talk about it. Yeah, what do you want to talk about? It was much publicized on social media yesterday. We didn't really touch on it too hard on the Bachelor episode, but yesterday was the one-year anniversary of the launch of Circling Back podcast and kind of just watch media in general. Hey, congrats, everybody.

Yeah, this is a big congratulations. Hey, congratulations, Will. Alexa, play congratulations. Will, I think most people would say that you and I are the real rudders of this thing. The crux, you know? Crux has been used a lot and I blame myself. It's a word

I picked up in law school and I love. I've heard it like three times in the last two days in this room. Twice have been for me. Once from Brett. You're going with rudder, huh? You think you're the rudder? Is that what you want to be? What are you? The engine? You're like the spinnaker. me once from brett you're going with rudder huh you think you're the rudder is that what is that what do you what do you the engine you're like the spinnaker the engine no you're like the you're like the dude we're a sailboat podcast we don't do power on the sail end bitch no you're like the instagram model who's just taking pics on the deck yeah yeah dave and i are the old dudes that you're exploiting

you're just along for the ride you're just along for the ride getting clout that's fucked up but funny so i'll let it go it's interesting it's almost like i didn't know what a rudder was you know there were people out there saying that you didn't know that's fucking stupid you didn't know what a rudder was no i did like it's almost like that though oh obviously it's a flat piece hinged vertically near the stern of a boat it's what steers it or ship for steering yeah it's amazing that you just came up with that off the stern of a boat. That's what steers it, man. Or ship for steering. Yeah, obviously. It's amazing that you just came up with that off the top of your head. Call me Paul Rudder.

You probably don't even know the names of the sides and the front and the back of the boat. Look, I grew up in Duncanville. Modest beginnings, okay? I didn't have a boat, bro. You don't know shit. I took a few sailing classes. It wasn't cut out for me.

I wasn't good at it. I did own some spare top siders, though. Dude, TFM. I took a few sailing classes. It wasn't cut out for me. I wasn't good at it. I did own some spare top-siders, though. Dude, TFM. Shouts to everyone who gave us the kind words yesterday. Yeah, there were a lot of kind words. I enjoyed reading the kind words. There's never a point where I'm like, man, I'm tired of doing this or anything like that.

But there are moments when it reinvigorates you and you see these nice things and it's like, oh, hell yeah, let's get in the stew. So I wrote a little something too. If you'll have not read it yet and you'd like to, it's on patreon.com slash circlingbackpodcast. It's free. It's free to anybody. So you can visit.

Give us the TLDR though. Even if you're not a patron. It's just a rundown of our year, basically, and what's to come. To what? Don't do it. Dude,

that's pretty awesome, man. I'm going to release a bullet-pointed version of that, just because it's a little easier to digest than what Dylan did. Yeah, you're pretty wordy. I don't think that's necessary, but you can do whatever you want, I guess. Go check it out. I don't know. I think it's cool. It got the most interactions we've ever had on Patreon,

if that tells you anything. Engagement. Oi, bruv. Shouts. Yeah, Dylan, I read it. I was a a big fan thank you for writing that up you're welcome you're welcome for the for us and the fans welcome everybody you're the rudder of that's what this that's what the sale of this organization does for y'all just keeps us heading in the direction we need wills like the champagne flutes that rattle around a lot dude shut up that's a good thing right you're the poop deck.

I'll take the poop deck. Oh, that sucks, dude. I'll be the plank. I can do the spinnaker. What's the spinnaker? It's like the sail at the front of the boat. Oh, the little one? Yeah.

You're the dinghy. I always got put on that duty because it's like the easiest job because it's just like, yeah, just make sure there's wind in that bitch. And I was like, all right. No, Brett's the dinghy. The dinghy? Yeah. It's the the easiest job because it's just like, yeah, just make sure there's wind in that bitch. And I was like, all right. No, Brett's the dinghy. The dinghy? Yeah, it's the little boat. Let's do a movie review.

Down Periscope. I've never even heard of that. Periscope? Is he in it? That's embarrassing. It's a great... It's a submarine movie, obviously, but...

He and I had a nice little conversation on Twitter yesterday. Dude, it's a great... How have you never seen Down Periscope? I don't know. There's only one sailing movie on Twitter yesterday. Dude, it's a great... How have you never seen Down Periscope? I don't know. Let me see that. There's only one sailing movie I've ever seen, and it's incredible.

It's called Wind. I'm going to give you... Hat tip, my good friend who made me watch it over and over and over again. It's just called Wind? Yeah, it's really good. It's part of the America's Cup. Seriously, highly recommend. The fits in it are so 90s and perfect.

It's a must watch. Okay. Number one, Kelsey Grammer. Number two, Lauren Holly. Swing. I don't know who Lauren Holly is. Yeah, you do. Dumb and Dumber.

Oh, okay. Oh, swing. Number three, Rob Schneider. Oh, dude. What a cast. The Schneid man. And then Adam Sandler and David Spade. No, no, no.

Ken and James all have cameos. No. Down Periscope is funny, though. People are saying I'm not going to go to Toronto to watch Kelsey Graman's new play. You're definitely not going to do that. Dude, I think I might. What's he running offense-wise?

What? Oh, yeah. DeBom. We're just lining up all the wide receivers on the left this is before you probably weren't even born when

NFL Blitz came out never liked it not realistic enough for me dude I loved it that game was tight that game was the best backyard football

if you weren't just running the bomb and just either passing it deep or running to the empty side what were you doing NFL Blitz was for

people who sucked at Madden if you weren't power bombing the the empty side, what were you doing? NFL Blitz was for people who sucked at Madden. If you weren't power bombing the guy you're tackling, what were you even doing? I'll power bomb you. Just mashing the Z button, doing spins until you fumble. Hopefully fumbling out of bounds. That was always best case scenario. The analytics don't back that up.

Why don't you just run and get yards? Run downhill. You got to shake dudes off, dude. You got to shake the haters off, man. You've clearly never played NFL Blitz. I have not played. Dude. That's insane.

But MLB Slugfest was tight back in the day. Shut up. That was a game for people who sucked at Griffey. Seriously, shut up. Or RBI baseball. Or MVP baseball. 2004. I was a triple play guy.

Dude, catch me in the home run derby with Frank Thomas. Big hurt. Just popping neogenics or whatever it is. Neogenesis. His T-boost. That's Phil Collins. The biggest circle. That circle was like the entire strike zone. You could mash. It was almost too easy.

The big hurt, dude. Now he just like cucks dudes. Does yeah have you seen his stealing wives eugenics dude like wives just come up to him and he's just like yeah i'm fucking uh all teed up and jacked your husband's a little beta damn that seems unnecessary that's rude by frank and you know my favorite moment from uh the past year was when dylan skipped that one uh that one meetup we had. Why was that your favorite moment?

That's so rude. Oh, because it gave Will and I a chance to really get out there and just talk and rap with the people without the baggage of Dylan. I was trying to come up with stories for why Dylan was skipping and no one asked,

so I was like, oh, that's convenient. Damn, man. I just told people you were in the back smoking cigarettes. I thought they really missed me. They did. I didn't mean that. a lot of people thought maybe you were like you ditched you ditched us like uh rod building ditched the the senior class to go hang out with a stewardess

no everyone's like every single person that was like where's dorn with they're like oh is he at the zeta house or something i had to be like that was the job no no real original he's actually sick he's actually sick like i'm not gonna'm not going to front like he's not. But that was literally every single conversation. Oh, is he at T-State right now or something? Yeah, it was an ongoing theme. You had to know that was coming, though. Yeah.

I would love to have been there. But I made the second one. I will be making the third. And you know what? I'm never missing one again. Wow. That's a big statement. Shouts to Ross, who was the first rival at the second one.

Ross beat me there. Ross beat Will and Dave. My Uber took a wrong turn, dog. You know me, man. I'm not showing up first. You got to make an entrance, man. We need to do a party pot. Are we going to do a party pot in Breck?

Yeah. Rob's. Oh, yeah. Do we have the means? You bringing the roadcaster yes we yeah we can absolutely bring it yeah yeah definitely please that won't get checked by tsa they're gonna be like what is this i'm like oh so as it turns out like uh yeah i'm millennial scum uh i host a podcast we have a mobile one too nah micah oh no i'm taking this one. Take the big boy.

Taking the big boy. It fits in the backpack. All right, Don. It's not comfortable in the backpack, but it fits in the backpack. All right, man. We're flying southwest. We can check that shit. Bad boys drive bad toys, Don. If anyone's got a hard case, a suitcase they're packing, too, we can put it in there, but

not going to make anyone do that. Soft case only. Really? It's just a regular suitcase it seems weird yeah away.com slash scarys um you guys you guys had a nice little celebration last night for the one year anniversary it wasn't really a celebration i had dinner plans that fell through and i had a resi for two people i was like hey brett let's uh you want to go get dinner? Who makes a Rez at a Tex-Mex joint on Tuesday night? Well, it's not a Tex-Mex joint.

You have to have a Rez. You always have to have a Rez there. You have to be careful with Dylan and Fonda San Miguel. He gets really angry about this place. Any Fonda slander will not be tolerated on this podcast. It's Fonda San okay. Ooh. I one time called it La Fonda

just because I didn't feel like saying Fonda San Miguel. Napoleon Dynamite. Dylan almost killed me. It was the most scared I've ever been in the bullpen at the old Grand X office. Dylan was like, it's Fonda San Miguel. It's definitely, it's definitely good. It's upscale. You have to have a res.

I feel like it's like a place you walk in after you've been drinking all day, wearing shorts and shit, like visors. You're like, hey, where's my fucking table? They let anybody in. It's not chipotle dude it's just messed up that you guys had an anniversary dinner without us i would have loved for you i was absolutely devastated when i saw your instagram story and saw that you two were together at a restaurant that i actually really really like i gotta say i was more just kind of feeding into will because will i could tell was and i really i'd already eaten and i didn't really want to drink here's so but i will say that it was kind of a weird move i was

i was supposed to go there saturday i was supposed to go there saturday and plans got changed i bet if you went there you wouldn't have invited me i was really upset well it was a it was a it was a young family thing it was a young family thing and i was really upset that we didn't go to fond of san miguel because i had my my brain all set up to get like i don't know. It was a young family thing. And I was really upset that we didn't go to find a San Miguel because I had my brain all set up to get like, I don't know, one of the many dishes I like there. And it got canceled and I had to eat Mediterranean food instead and I was very upset about it. Let's go soon.

Why don't we know? Okay, first of all, it is good. But if it's so good, why is it never thrown out as an option? Because it's not close. It's a drive. And why is it never thrown into our lists of Austin places to eat? Because it's not close. Because it's far away from us.

It's in the middle of a neighborhood in central North Austin. It's weird. It's potentially like a 25-minute Uber drive, depending on what time I go from my apartment. I love that place. That's the issue that I have with it. Let's go soon, Dave. It was phenomenal, by the way.

Dylan, thank you for the invite. You're very welcome. You're welcome. And we actually ended up sitting at a table with two other chairs, which is kind of unfortunate. Which, obviously, you can't account for because it was a resi for two. Yeah. I'm sure on a Tuesday they couldn't have accommodated two more.

That place on a Tuesday is just loco. It was packed. It was packed. It was packed. We were having a blast. Ran into Eugene, my boy, who was there. They're eating in the, what do you call that area? The atrium?

I don't know. It's not a patio, but it's... It's not the full service area. It's the breakfast nook of... It was filled, man. Like a foyer? Oh, you're talking about the place to the right of the... Like a fountain in there?

Kitchen window. Don't they have an iguana? I don't think they have an iguana. They said they have a chameleon, but you couldn't see it. Okay. It was riding dirty. It couldn't get in. I think Wilmont needs an iguana.

That might be a 2020 initiative. That place valets on a Tuesday night, too, man. That place is popping, Dave. You don't know shit. Yeah, because I don't get invited to the place. It makes sense. He doesn't know because he wasn't there. They make a great cocktail, too.

Have you ever had mezcal and Negroni? Yeah, we can tell. Oh, no. Dude, it's a drink. he doesn't know because he wasn't there. They make a great cocktail, too. Have you ever had mezcal and Negroni? Yeah, we can tell. Oh, no. Dude, it's a drink. I don't know how much I love Negronis, which doesn't make sense. I get it. It will. Then put Campari in there.

You ever had a white Negroni? I don't think so. No. Those are good. What's the white part? Couldn't tell you. My buddy just said, order me a white Negroni. And when I was at the bar, I was like, hey, let's make it two.

Had one. I was like, damn. It's milk. That makes sense. I don't think so, right? It's milk. It's just a glass of milk. It's weird.

Did you say milk? Milk. 2% milk. I don't say milk, dude. Like pillow. Why do people do that? I don't know. It's clearly an I.

Both. Both. I say both. Both. Bag that? I don't know. It's clearly an I. Both. Both. I say both. Both. Bagel. I don't like Jaguar. Yeah, I think I say that, but... I say Jaguar, too. And I acknowledge it as wrong.

Jaguar? Jaguar. Dude, that's just like someone trying to sound, like, haughty. That's how Siri says it on my phone. Siri's a bitch. You have British Siri, right? Yeah, I do the British Siri. Why is Siri saying that word to you?

Because I ask Siri a lot of questions. Siri, locate the nearest Jaguar dealership because you are looking for a new vehicle. You see the queen rolling around in a Jag the other day? Or was it a Land Rover? Excuse me. What? The queen was riding around in a car the other day

of England. Queen Elizabeth. Oh, her? Her daughter-in-law. Wow. Okay. Not Meghan Markle. She's alive, but...

I don't think... Okay, just feeding into that theory, I don't think it was so much her as it was Philip. Philip? Why him? You mean Charles or you mean Philip? Philip. Is Philip the one that's become a meme

because he just looks like he's a pink eye? No, he's just very old. He's like Weekend at Bernie's type of guy. He was the one who didn't like Princess Diana. He didn't like her so much he had her killed. That's a theory. It's the word on the street, man. The streets are talking, fam.

Dodi Al-Fayed. Dodi just was catching stray bullets in that situation. I don't think there was any gunshots yeah true oh come on that's why i don't think that it was a there's some conspiracy because like the fayeds would have gotten to the fucking bottom of that shit well they not only that but like it just seemed like it was a low probability of it was a car accident but you don't think they got run off the road, dog? I mean, but that's not necessarily going to guarantee a kill. The toxicology report

from the driver came back and said that he was pretty loaded. Oh, was he? He was pretty loaded up on a lot of stuff. I went down a big wormhole for this.

I heard he was drinking white Negronis that night. He was just mashing white Negronis. He was doing mezcal Negronis. Just that and like prescription pills. Did you get the cocktail

that has the smoke? No. It's like $16 there. It there it's stupid oh there's a smoky that's my favorite one of those big cube uh i'm anti big cube oh you don't know shit though i hate big cube whatever dude so you hate ice cube no i love ice i just don't like the big cube i love him a dude the other day was like he's like you want a big cube like acting like he was gassing me up. And I was like, nah, not. What about the big sphere? No, I don't like those. I asked mine to be extra big.

So they made me an extra big cube. So you just got less cocktail and more cube. Yeah, I just wanted to flux. You're all cubed. Yeah, but the way it like displaces the liquid, it makes it look like I have more in there. So it's tight. Sometimes I just order all cube

and they bring out like a ice block and I just do shots off of it. Really? Yeah. Damn. I didn't know you could do that there. People rent me out for parties. I probably would have turned down the invite last night, but like I wanted the invite.

You said verbatim that you would have gone. I would have gone. And then Sally DM me too. And I was like, where's my invite? Oh, she's sliding into your DMs. Is that what you're saying right now? Yeah. Oh, it's kind of fucked up.

I will say this though. Is that what you're saying right now? Yeah. It's kind of fucked up. I will say this, though. Y'all definitely, as far as on the scale of power dinners, Intern Klein blew y'all out of the water with his dinner. He went to Fogo de Chao. Oh, yeah.

Brazilian Steakhouse. Shave meat. I didn't know what Fogo was until I moved down here. Oh, my God. It's just a lot of meat, man. Yeah. It's too much meat. They got a good salad bar.

I did it right before going to mexico and i have never felt like fatter arriving on a vacation than i did that day i just was like i'm not i'm not swimsuit ready so i just dehydrated myself that's kind of on you for going to photo the day before that's a really odd move it was for it was like a birthday celebration it's for a birthday celebration a lot of sodium a lot of meat i'm not gonna turn down a birthday celebration invite because i'm like nah celebration. A lot of sodium, a lot of meat. I'm not going to turn down a birthday celebration invite because I'm like, no, dude, I got to look tight for my vacation. I feel that. Unless you're trying to clear out the system before,

which that'll do it. What did you guys get last night? I got the carne asada. We got the queso fundidos with rajas appetizer. Queso fundido, by the way, I'm going to put it above regular Tito's. That's phenomenal. I actually think I agree with this. Holy.

I love me some Tito's Fondido. They do it really well. It's so hard not to fill up on Tito's Fondido. The Tito's just so good. You're just crushing it. And the salsa over there was phenomenal. Just super Fondido. What was the sauce I got with my enchilada?

Suiza. Suiza sauce. You probably got the Tito's boring Tito's. Yeah. That was the sauce I got with my enchilada? Suiza. Suiza sauce. You probably got the queso boring Dito. That was good, Dave. Man. Paradox. Dave crushed that, dude. It's fine. We'll go to another one.

You got inches. Yeah, I want inches. Just simple. Dylan said that's the dish. I also ate beforehand, so I wasn't like trying to ball. He did a bonus dinner. Dylan didn't invite me until 7.15. This was a bonus dinner. How do you not just throw that out to the squad? Like, hey, I got an extra spot here.

You just went straight to Brett? Yeah. You all both have either a wife or a fiance. Yeah, and they hate us. That's true. Seriously, we don't even speak. Yeah. We're trying to get out of the house at all times.

And Brett's just sitting there in his apartment, probably playing with him. Where are you going with that? That's true. Seriously, we don't even speak. We're trying to get out of the house at all times. And Brett's just sitting there in his apartment probably playing with him. Where are you going with that? I'm sorry. He's cleaning his rifle. Cleaning his rifle? I was throwing him a bone, man. Sitting there in my sweatpants

watching the Sabes last night who beat up on your Vegas Golden Knights. Oh, you hate to see that. If you can do the trifecta. Oh, you hate to see that. Yeah. If you can do the trifecta. Yeah, then we're going for the stars tomorrow, man. Hey, shout out to Klein and your Avs for the season sweep at the end of the stars. Nice little OT win last night.

Hell yeah. Love to see that. Oh, yeah. Coming in hot for these Sabres. Where are we going after the game tomorrow? Auto Blonde. Probably Ghost Bar. What's that mean? What is Ghost Bar?

It's not even there anymore Do we have a good hotel bar? We'll go to Rainforest Cafe Oh, we did say we have to do one Rainforest Cafe slash Planet Hollywood Let's go to Zaza Hard Rock We'll go to Dragonfly

Zaza Dragonfly? Yeah, you wouldn't understand My buddy's dad actually has a penthouse there Oh, sick Whoa, Friday days Yeah, what's up? Oh, what's dad actually has a penthouse there. Oh, sick. Whoa, Friday. Yeah, what's up? What does that mean?

One time, no see. You could have done a Stefan there, too. Dragonfly is a real ball. Dragonfly. Oh, yeah. Dragonfly. Yeah, we got in trouble because we ordered too many bottles on this tap once. We ordered like 18 bottles and poured two of them out.

We're spraying chicks and shit it was like it was like Monday Night's Bachelor they were they were blondes though right so yeah I guess we had a good fucking first year I don't know where we'll go after the Stars game yeah we had a great first year. Yeah, it was fun. Dude, imagine how good year two's going to be. Yeah, year two should be better. You would think? Momentum?

I don't know. I can't say should be better. Last year was fucking dope. Best year of your life? Yeah. Sophomore slump, though. I don't even know if it's close. I had good summers and stuff, but like overall 2019 treated your boy real well.

It was a bomb year for your boy as well. You look at Zeke's sophomore year though. That's sophomore. And I feel like their second year in the league doesn't go well. Why are you trying to say that? What are you doing? Second year. He wanted his first year.

What are you trying to say, bitch? I'm saying we got to watch our first sophomore slump, Dylan. Why are you bringing this energy to this podcast? Because we've been a lot of gassing ourselves up. Yeah. I want to stay grounded. You're the director of business development. We run on gas here.

Develop it, bitch. I got bad news for good at Thunberg. We run on straight gas here. I just threw a 10 at Dylan. I'll throw a black buffalo in. Do it. You know what? Brett's right.

It was his worst year statistically as far as quarterback rating, QBR, is what I call it. It's probably better than any year Andrew Luck had, you know? Why is he coming back? That's like the third podcast that you've just roasted him. Just because everyone got so mad at me for my original Andrew Luck takes that I just want to double down. Okay.

Where's Stafford going? Is he okay? No. Dude, just cancel him. I would like to get rid of stafford at this point really i love him i love him but i i would like to get rid of him are you getting a beard trim today will yeah okay that's what i literally said that before this podcast well you said haircut i don't know if that includes i'm getting a haircut i'm getting a beard trim they have blood orange flavor yeah blood orange and peach, if you're into that kind of thing.

Oh, Dylan likes some peach. What's that supposed to mean? I don't know, man. Huh. Peaches are good. Millions of peaches. Peaches for free. All right.

Yeah, I guess so. What were we talking about? Peaches come from a can. I had that on cassette tape. What a stupid song that is. I had that on cassette tape, and the cassette tape was orange. Like peach? Like a peach.

Oh, that's crazy, man. We'll play with peach on Mario Kart. Dude, come on. You guys still on peach, by the way? I always played with Toadstool if you ask him dude i thought like i honestly just always thought that toad was like his full name was toadstool i don't know i bet the backlash to that was the funniest thing i've ever seen yeah my favorite part of year one it was so stupid was that this year feels like it i could have been convinced

that was on another former podcast yeah What was your worst take of 2019? I was more of a Wario guy for anybody wondering. I don't know. Worst take of... I'm not going to say the Andrew Luck one because my take was correct. Okay. Mine was definitely not the Jalen Hurts LSU situation. That was definitely your worst take of 2019.

That was probably my best take, yeah. Nice. I don't know. I'd have to think about that. I wish we would have thought about this before.

I can't ever remember any takes. Yeah, I just say things and then I move on. I don't have hot takes. People know that

about me. That's fair. Somebody told me that on Twitter. They were right. Soft ass takes man there's a lot of black buffalo energy in the room right now everybody has a tin in their hand pull back the curtain again

and they're just all what's the verb I'm gonna throw a hog in you won't not right now I'm gonna do a a hog in. You won't. You're right. Fucking lipper? Not right now. Not right now. I'm going to do a horseshoe. Wow.

That's bad boy shit. I'm going to go upper deck. Put it up top gum. Oh, have you told Dylan that he's got a different seat for the Stars game on Thursday, tomorrow? Oh, I was going to surprise him with that. Surprise me with it alone? That's a terrible surprise. No, Dylan, you're gonna be um

a complimentary ice boy so you're gonna get to go out and skate around fuck yeah ice girls can i do i get to shoot a putt by the way no it's just you have the shovel in between whistles that you shovel the extra snow off okay i'm down that would actually be awesome yeah they have uh is that up there with the the steam guy dude can i tell me can i tell me can i sit on top of the zamboni probably i feel bad because the camera guy caught a body during the uh or i guess they caught his body during the run out for lsu but did you guys see the tunnel and all the smoke and stuff i missed it if you could be the maker of that tunnel for the national championship game like the maker of the tunnel yeah that's That's the dream. Dude, they had lasers going,

just smoke everywhere. It was awesome. That's your make-a-wish. Sally looked at me and she was like, how jealous are you right now? I was like, dude, it's killing me that I'm not in that tunnel. My make-a-wish is ice fishing

with Matthew McConaughey. Why? Because that commercial is so tight. It is tight. I haven't seen this. Did I miss this? We cut Dave out of something he really wanted to say,

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good habits company hey you guys see i i have a major issue in my apartment right now another ghost no the ghost the ghost is not there the only thing the ghost might be doing is kind of tilting uh the framed things in my apartment i've noticed they're kind of off lately probably the gravitational pull of the earth no that's gotta be ghost situation the ghost it's got it's screaming ghost but it's not a dog one this time because it's too high did you have a dog ghost well you're making your own dog i could have been mistaken that it was my old dog it could have been just another dog like a saint bernard or something that could get up there great day and something real tall yeah yeah we got a great day named zion at our place he's dope go first sometimes i have to stop sometimes i have to stop rosie from playing with him too much though because zion will like

slobber all over her head and she just smells bad after that so does i have just mad hops yeah science fucking huge i actually caught zion pooping outside of our apartment the other day like in the hallway that's a big poop and i was like you what's this dog doing outside of our apartment and so i was like okay at least i know where the the owner lives for zion so i just brought i brought him back it was just it was just him no owner and he no owner yeah he just escaped from the apartment she how do you escape from an apartment there's one exit she had propped open her door to let out some smoke that she had from cooking and she didn't realize she also had music playing she didn't realize that her dog had just jumped over the bucket that she used and so yeah

zion just took a shit outside of our neighbor's door dude he was just clowning you that's so funny and i was like i was like oh what's up dude he dinged on ditch i was like dude let me take you back down to your owner no but this is a different issue this wasn't zion pooping zion can poop wherever he wants that as far as I'm concerned. Oh, great. The second I clicked into what I needed to read, I got logged out. It's really awesome. Love to see that.

Yep. Yep. Let's see. All right. You ready for this complaint that this dude in our apartment did? Yes. Can I get in trouble for doing this? Nope. Nah, you're good.

Cool. So this past weekend, I logged into our portal to see what was going on. And this guy wrote a message. He said, watch out for the lunatic old lady who likes to accuse people of not picking up after their dogs off of our apartment property. I recently received a $50 fine from the apartment because the old lady thought she saw me not pick up after my dog when I was halfway down Panther Trail. I was not on the apartment property. I was not caught on camera. I have not had any issues in the two years I've lived here. Yet one old lady thinks she saw something while driving on a public street and the apartment fines me $50. They didn't contact me. And he just bitches about the apartment for a sec. They've since agreed to remove

his fine, but he says, to be clear, my dog can take mega dumps all over panther trail and it is of no concern to to the apartment or this old lady just be aware that they're issuing fines without evidence just simply based on what one old lady thought she saw while driving a car so he's he's claiming the apartment complex does not have jurisdiction over panther trail and his dogs quote mega dumps something just don't add up here he did say the apartment should be more transparent with their fines and base them on evidence. I would think that if they removed the fine, you don't have to go blast them on the portal. Yeah.

I have a question. If I'm the apartment, then I'm on high alert to find this dude again. Number one, you absolutely cannot find someone for dog poop off the property. Correct. Number two, why are they finding this guy based on someone's word? They didn't catch him in the act. Some old lady said he did it and they gave him a fine that's bullshit that is bull no you're correct i don't blame him for being upset did he take too far obviously what i don't agree with here is that

i think in his mind he's he thinks that he's just allowed to let his dog poop on sidewalks like anywhere that's that becomes a city issue uh and not an apartment it is still a scumbag move what he's doing yeah a city ordinance says in uh it's. It is still a scumbag move, what he's doing. Yeah. A city ordinance says in its 346, defecation by a dog or cat, that an owner or handler shall promptly remove the sanitarily disposed of feces left on public or private property by a dog or cat being handled by the person. Potential fine in Austin? Up to $500. Good.

This guy is an asshole for the record. Dude, he went so scorched earth. Yeah. Like, calm down. Pick up your dog's shit, people. Mega dumps. He said, he concluded the old lady should get a thicker pair of glasses. Hugs and kisses.

How does he know it was an old lady? I don't know. I feel like he, did he have like a verbal altercation with this old woman before like going scorched earth and our thing? They had to have known each other since she turned him into the apartment. couldn't be like oh some dude with a uh a golden retriever she had to send said like oh it was scott and you know room 415 or whatever fucking scott i mean it's fucking scott it wasn't scott i'm not gonna out this guy's name yeah don't do that yeah it's not scott by the way maybe it is oh so it's on there. You can see.

Oh, yeah. It's anonymous. Okay. That's why I don't post it on our portal. Because it shows your first and last name. I don't like that. Some dude did somehow change his name, and he just started trolling people using a different name.

I respect that. And I was like, this seems inappropriate on our like... Very childish. Yeah. Like, people are trying to sell bar carts and shit. Like, you don't need to change your name and troll people. You should change yours to Publius. And then start penning scathing reviews against the apartment complex.

I'm going to change mine to Wilmont and start hosting tropical events in our communal spaces. I hate that. Is anybody in there trying to transfer? No one's in the portal trying to transfer. That would be a weird thing to do. We had a big one enter the portal a couple nights ago. We did. D'Eric.

He's going to go to OU, isn't he? No, I'm hearing that's not happening. I'm thinking maybe A&M? I don't know. Whoa. OU's just going to pluck some already established quarterback from somewhere. They've got a guy that they like, though. I don't know.

Why did Holderson tweet, like, let's go or something like that? Because, dude, Holderson's imploding. He's what? He's imploding. Oh, yeah. He's not well-liked there. Dude, he was asking players to redshirt. Yeah, that was weird.

Just to, like, save their... Their years. Yeah. That's weird. I met the guy. He's a nice guy, but... Oh, cool, dude. He seems like an asshole, if I met the guy. He's a nice guy, but... Oh, cool, dude. He seems like an asshole, if I'm being honest.

He drinks a ton of Red Bull. Is that where you got it? Yeah. Didn't Coach O drink like four monsters a day or more? And Red Bull. Somebody sent me an article saying that you should get back on the horse. I want Coach O drinking that much monster. I don't want Brett drinking that much Red Bull, though.

I have more investment in Brett's future than I do Coach O's. Thank you. Isn't that why you said you didn't want or dylan has to wear a helmet and brett because you have too much of a financial investment yes absolutely that's why i'm wearing a helmet that because the homie content first homie second tight yeah content content content yeah that trip's gonna be lit uh wait i did like dave's takes on the uh coaches feed from the national championship game uh i watched a little bit of it sally made me change it was chaos she got tired of it they didn't have a host this year so it was just the coaches it was the two that i was really watching were gary patterson and uh gundy and gundy was leading it and and he would try to go

on these he would try to make a point and like the other guys like derrick mason they would just be talking they would talk over it about something completely different he'd be like yeah look at this watch the safety he's coming up he's showing blit and they'd be like hey uh they'd be like how what a job coach o's done and he would try to finish the point Gary Patterson would be on his iPhone 8 being like oh my wife just texted me she said we're a bunch of knuckleheads I was like dude stop reading texts for your wife didn't she send him like a meme

yeah and it was like dude stop talking about this I love how they do that but I wish they did that for do they do that for like the semi no just an ad I do like it I wish there was a for... Do they do that for the semi? No. Just the net. I do like it. I wish there was a way to have the regular feed and not see the coach on a featured part of the screen

and not see as much of the coaches. They need to make the game full screen. And then at the bottom, they have just four little tiny ones with cameras on those guys talking to each other. Like small. But they need to make it full screen that's the issue and uh we absolutely need coach o in that room next year if he's not in the natty which he won't be he won't be yeah he they need to drop the bag

for him did you see rules they need leach joe brady they're uh passing really oh see uh does texas beat uh lsu texas at lsu game two next year i don't know what lsu's got by burrow wait are we Really? OC, yeah. Does Texas beat LSU? Texas at LSU. Game two next year. I don't know what LSU's got behind Burrow. Wait, are we going? I would absolutely go to that game. I've been on record saying that I was going to go, and now I'm not sure if I really want to. I got puked on last time I was in Baton Rouge.

You need a redemption game. Yeah. I just don't know if I want to pay that kind of money just to go watch Texas. No, I don't think Texas wins that game, by the way. I know they're losing Burrow and probably a bunch of NFL talent. I just don't have any confidence in Texas right now. I think they're losing like nine juniors, I saw.

Oh, really? Yeah. And they're losing Joe Brady. That's his name, right? Yeah. Tom Brady, actually. No, no, no. He plays for the Patriots. Oh, okay. Does he? Yeah. Tom Brady, actually. No, no, no. He plays for the Patriots.

Oh, okay. Does he? He died in 9-11. Brady Quinn. Hold on. What's does he? Wait. Tom Brady?

We'll go down that path later. Is this... I don't understand. Is this like an Avril Lavigne theory? Yes. Tom Brady was replaced by another stud quarterback? Another incredible quarterback who looks exactly like him. This is so dumb. I don't see this one.

Check the tape. Okay. Just saying. I feel like I followed 9-11 fairly closely. Do we want to talk about this dude that got stuck in a 24-hour fitness? Yeah. The thing about 24-hour fitness is it's open 24 hours so you think unless you're unless you're in this one the guy got locked out of because they closed while he was inside

is there a steam room there that's dude that's the thing like if he if he had been in the steam room and then they they locked it up on him that might be excusable but like he was just swimming laps in the pool and then they locked him in. You got to check the pool. It says this was in Utah. It says after a workout at 24 Fitness late Saturday night, Dan Hill found himself locked inside.

Confused as to how he could get locked into a 24 hour gym. He told ABC4 he didn't want to open the door because he knew the security alarms would sound and the cops might think he broke in. So he called dispatch. That's nice. That doesn't add up playing the general yeah he called dispatch and tossed on the general and two coins right after and uh he said he never mind that's so stupid but apparently 24-hour fitness like they went back and

they're like yeah so we started closing for four hour stretches in the middle of the night because no one was going to the gym at that point i feel like that's a notice you need to send out to your entire like membership i feel like you just can't you need to send out to your entire membership. I feel like you just can't do that. You're a 24-hour gym. Should they start calling themselves 20-hour fitness? Who's doing laps at 3 a.m. in the pool? Grind Boys.

Because I kind of want to hire this guy. He was just working on his night moves. He was just doing like, what's the underwater stroke? He clearly wasn't above water. He was just holding the fuck out of his breath his mortgage they call that scuba diving

I think oh you know you're under you're just doing like the the butterfly the butterfly no butterfly's definitely above water dude

come on well every stroke you do you eventually have to come up for air so no but that's like the joke here he's like he was underwater for so fucking long

maybe he was training for like buds or something he had a tough 2008 you know okay that's a mortgage crisis joke yeah underwater mortgages Maybe he's training for like buds or something. He had a tough 2008, you know? Okay. It's a mortgage crisis joke. Yeah.

Underwater mortgages, Will. That's good. There's a lot of them out there. What are you doing if you get stuck in a gym overnight? I don't know, man. Lifetime is so luxurious and nice. I would just, I don't know. I would do some, I don't know.

This guy's wife told him just to find a comfortable place to sleep and just chill. In a gym though, especially in a gym like that, it's probably nowhere comfortable to lay down. Wait a minute. So he was able to talk to his wife? He called her. In his phone. He called her and was like, what do I do? And she was like, I guess just find somewhere to sleep. He said he didn't want to call 911 because that just seems a little excessive when you're locked into a gym.

No, it doesn't. call 911 because that just seems a little excessive when you're locked into a gym no it doesn't because like there's a if they have like if they get wind of somebody being in there let's say they've got like a motion sensor they send in like security armed guard next thing you know boom you just fucking took a hot one is is there a weird is there a weird thing where how if you're usually if you're locked in somewhere, there's a mechanism to get out that's fairly manual, right? Is there not just... Yeah, but they have an alarm system to trip the alarm, which... It would have gone off and...

Do they not have lasers there, like entrapment? It's not Fort Knox. It's not a... The dude's a gym. The dude's doing the Catherine Zeta-Jones, like scrunch underneath the lasers. It's a good workout if he wanted to do it. Is that going to be like the next fad workout?

Just laser classes? If I was there, dude, I would have just taken like a Pilates class or something. Something I've never done but always wanted to. Really? Why haven't you done Pilates? I don't know. I hear Pilates is pretty hard.

It looks painful. I hear pure barre classes are like stupid hard. Yeah. Yeah. Your cheeks are barking after that. Yeah, I would probably just wait it out, I think. When they open the door. They open the door, you know, when they reopen.

You're just under the rat. Hey, guess what, dumbass? Maybe they give you like a couple free months. This guy just wanted to go Vi. I can tell. You think he was holding his breath at the side of the pool just trying to get locked in?

Yeah. What's the coolest place to be locked in for a night? Laser tag, obviously. Yeah, Dave and Buster's? I don't know. Schlitterbahn? But then you can't ride anything because nobody's there to run the rides. What if you're at Schlitterbahn but then you can't ride anything because nobody's there

to like run the rides what if you're at Schlitterbahn but there's no water they turn all the water off oh yeah you go to the top of the slide and you just it just like starts burning

your skin you just burn all the way down you're like fuck get a skateboard just shred might be the worst place to be locked in laser tag would be tight

but then nobody to play with laser tag I'm sorry I've never thought laser tag was cool like I Parks wants to go Might be the worst place to be locked in. Laser tag would be tight. But then nobody to play with. Laser tag, I'm sorry. I've never thought laser tag was cool. Parks wants to go. I've never. Oh, can we go?

Okay, I'll go with Parks. He wants to go. But it's on sight if we go with Parks. Don't smoke Parks. Dude, why? He's the easiest target. Let him shoot you a couple times, though. No, he's actually tiny. I'm not taking my staff.

He's tiny. That's a small target. He thinks he's the fastest kid alive, by the way. Probably is. He likes to just run. He thinks he's the fastest kid alive, by the way. Probably is, man. He likes to just run. He races me all the time. He's not that fast. He's four.

Take him to laser tag because he keeps on my ass about taking him to paintball. And I'm like, dude, you're not ready for paintball. He's not on your ass about it. He's just been busting my balls. Should we do a company retreat to a paintball thing? I would do it. It's just like we'll get Flounder and Klein in the mix too and just do three on three.

Paintball is sneaky a lot of fun. So fun. I've never done it and I just have never had the desire to do it. I totally am down. I buy that. I get it. But if you go, you'll have fun. So fun.

I'd rather paintball. That's what we were talking about. Oh, I was still on my laser tag bullshit. I would love to flank your team just fuck y'all up you couldn't get shit on i would totally flank your team you try to bunker run like two minutes into the game what would our team be if we did if we did laser tag in this laser tag or paintball it could be the private dinner boys yeah and the blue collar guys over here yeah i mean we're just at home just cooking we were grinding actually i was working

yeah i was i was on my laptop just fucking grinding away. Hey, I got to talk to you about that potential new sponsor. Tight. Tight. Dave and I got some stuff going. Damn. Working late at night, huh? Just shits and gigs talking to the Peloton people.

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at blackbuffalo.com. Dylan, lead us off. We have a very similar Thursday and Friday, so I'll just get that out of the way. We've been talking about it. We have Dallas Stars and Buffalo Sabes game tomorrow. Let's go. We got a little happy hour

situation. We're getting drinks with someone too. Yep. We have a happy hour. We have a happy hour dinner and a game tomorrow. Dinner game. We have a big time Thursday. Big time Thursday. Friday, of course, is an even bigger day because we have our Dallas meetup at the backyard. Four to seven.

We'll see you there. Should be a lot of fun. Look, just because it ends, technically, we're going until seven. We're not going to shut it down at seven. Correct. So bring your party pants, your flirty outfits, of course. Oh, we have to dress flirty. Dress flirty.

The attire is flirty casual. Be on your flirtiest course. Oh, we have to dress flirty. Dress flirty. The attire is flirty casual. Be on your flirtiest behavior. Oh, yeah. So that's going to be a great Friday night. And then Saturday heading back here. And I got the homie the rest of the weekend. Should be a great time with the homie. I don't know what we're going to do yet.

Something tight. So he won't be at the meetup? If you're expecting the homie to be at the meetup, you will be disappointed because he will not be there. But we're going to have a great time. He's kind of in that no man's land between bottles and bottle service, you know? That's a good point, yeah. Tough place to be.

Worst years of my life. We've all been there. Worst years of my life. Wait, he's with you Saturday? You have plans? He was texting me. He's wanting to watch the Connor fight. I don't even know how he got this phone. It's a burner. We have to give

him one like once a month because he ends up throwing it away. I gave him a Nextel. Yeah, he was like, dude, everyone's on my ass right now. He switched to a Nextel. He made me get him a Cricket Wireless. He's on Primeco now. Is he on Primeco? I got a big few made me get him a cricket wireless. He's on Primeco now. Is he on Primeco? I got a big few days.

Pretty much what Dylan said. I'm saying it's the biggest homecoming since... From whating? Yeah, this is kind of... Yeah, you're right. Damn, Dave's going back. So I'm going to give you guys a little prep. I go back.

Kenny Chesney out there. Somebody do the I'm coming home. Is it Drake or Kanye? I'm coming home. Is it Drake or Kanye? I'm coming home. Do, do, do. But Dave's like a montage of Dave's face over it. Edward Sharp and Magnetic Zeros. I don't think that's either of them, is it?

Who sings that song? I don't know. I bet you it is. All right. Sorry, Dave. During the national anthem, I just want to prepare you guys because uh stars fans we do yell wow we do yell stars the two times it occurs in the national anthem and it can be a little jarring if you're not ready for it i was always wondering why the braves wouldn't like you know

how the braves were always on tbs i was always wondering why they never said in the home of the braves i know it compromised the national anthem but like during the world series game i thought it would be they already do a tomahawk chop. I mean, they don't really care about potential social issues. It's true. So they may as well do it. Yeah, but we do stars. Not everybody.

I might do it. Who knows? We'll see if Flounder does it. God, I keep forgetting Flounder's going to be with us. Me too. What a weekend this is going to be. Is he going to the meetup too? Yeah.

Oh. What a treat. Wow. Hey, Klein will be there too. Eh, whatever. Is he really?

Yeah, he told me. Who? Klein. Remember Klein? Is that how you say it? Yeah. I thought it was clean

or something like that. Anyway, what was the intern? What did that guy think his name was? Or that lady at the Tour Championship or the PGA whatever it was. Cliff or something? that. Anyway. What was the intern? What did that guy think his name was? Or that lady at the Tour Championship or the PGA... Cliff or something? TPC?

I feel like we would have... It was Clyde. It was Clyde. I like Clyde. Clyde? No, no, no. Clyne. I'm going to start calling him Clyde.

That's tough. Intern Clyde. Shout out. Yeah. Really looking forward to it. We're scheduled to play golf on Friday. We'll see, weather permitting. If not, could be tough.

I don't know why I looked outside here as if that was going to somehow. The sun just creeped out. Yeah, the sun did creep out. How about that? Things could get a little bit dicey. If we got an all-day Friday and not playing golf, I mean, we're going to fill that time somehow. Catch me drinking beers.

Yeah. Tough way to roll into the meetup. I know what I'm doing this weekend. Chewing bed. Oh, on Saturday. Connor 5. We got to figure it out somehow. Yeah, we got to figure something out. What sucks is that Micah is doing Whole30 so he's not drinking. So he's definitely not going to host us. Let's see if we can get him to

break. I'm going to text him right now. Let's see if we can get him to break. What a selfish jerk doing Whole30. see if we can get him to break what a selfish jerk doing hole 30 i know dude he loves connor more than anybody he's gonna break i gotta be back at 4 p.m from uh dallas because i gotta be there for two dudes to emasculate me by setting up the peloton in my abode that's fair your boy he's waking up on sunday morning and we got the game of the weekend at 1030. Liverpool-Man U. At Liverpool. Liverpool's taking 60 out of 61 points this year. It's all going to change.

It's all going to change with the battered Man U squad. We'll see. Sunday's just going to be a chill day for your boy, though. Is Pulisic on either of those teams? He's not. No, he's not, unfortunately. He's on Chelsea. Yeah. It's's not. No, he's not, unfortunately. He's on Chelsea. Yeah.

It's too bad. No, it's not. It's fine. Liverpool doesn't need him. Man U could use him, probably. No, we got wingers. We're fine. My weekend starts tonight.

Wow. It's Wednesday. Except I'm going to be back at work tomorrow, so it's kind of just like a preview of the weekend. It's a big night. A little taste of the weekend. Yeah, I'm going to Houston tonight. Ooh, H-Town.

What are you doing there? H-Town. I'm hanging with Caroline. Ooh, name drop. Name drop. Caroline. Name drop alert. Oh, hit me with a name drop alert.

Yeah, I'm hanging with Caroline. And then coming back tomorrow. You eating fajitas or what? I think we're going to eat some fajitas, yeah. That's big. That's the plan. Get some molcajete sauce? Could be. Could be in the carts. I'm going to text you lateritas. That's big. Get some molcajete sauce. Could be. Could be in the carts.

I'm going to text you later on asking you how to spell it again. Cool. And then, yeah, my weekend pretty much looks like everybody else's because we're going to be in Dallas tomorrow night to complete the sweep of the WASH Media hockey teams, the Red Wings, the Vegas Golden Knights, and now the Stars. Things aren't looking good for the Knights. I think they just fired their coach.

Yeah, that was in my breaking news. Gerard Gallant. You got news cocked. I did. I didn't even know Gerard Gallant was there. Dude, everybody knows that. Major shouts to the Red Wing great. He might be the Seattle coach coming up.

Superstonics? They don't have a name yet. Seattle's getting a team? Yeah. I didn't know that. I'm so out on NHL news right now. They have a GM, Ron Francis. I like Seattle having teams.

I just, I hate West. It's selfish. I don't like West Coast hockey. Just because I have to stay up late. Do we have a mascot for them yet or what? There's names in the running. Oysters. West is selfish. I don't like West Coast hockey just because I have to stay up late. What's that? Do we have a mascot for them yet or what? There's names in the running. Oysters.

Oysters. Oysties. That does not have legs. Literally. That got Dylan somehow. That was good, dude. Oh, man. Yeah, sorry.

I derailed there. I don't know what I was saying do you have any breaking fucking news as a matter of fact will i do and it's one near and dear to your heart what we'll choose your adventure here dave dylan do you want to go beards or dating since dave already cut my nhl dating dylan likes both of those things you love to date with a beard you have a beard come on on. I'm not that. Here it is. Hey, Dylan, are you on the market?

No. Well, anyway. No. You've no doubt heard about ghosting, but there are other dating terms to add your vernacular, excuse me, in 2020. Like breadcrumbing? Like dial toning. Dial toning?

What's dial toning? When you give someone your number, they reach out and you never reply that's messed up how about cosplaying will when a former date contacts you well after the fact to ask you an unrelated favor that's definitely just keeping them at arm's reach just being like hey you're still gonna respond to my text if i text you later tonight at 3 a.m you know what's not that dave flea bagging. Dave does that. That's consistently... Is that where you bang a priest?

Nope, that's consistently dating the wrong type of person for you. Wow. Flea bagging? Oh, yeah. Okay. That's just based off the show. Now we have glamboozled.

Dylan? Oh, let me guess. Yeah. It's where you look totally different on social media. Absolutely wrong. What? It's when you get ready for a date only to be canceled on, like minutes ahead of time.

That's okay. You just got fucking clamboozled, dumbass. I guess so. Hey, Will, you've ever been white-clawed before? Yeah. That's where the Caucasian zombie started. White-clawed, if you been white-clawed before? Yeah. That's where the Caucasian zombie started. White-claw, if you're white-clawed, you're staying with someone who you find very attractive, but otherwise just super simple or boring.

I think we need to find a dude named Claude, like a white dude named Claude, and add him to our squad and just call him White Claude. I know a guy who knows Claude Lemieux's agent. Really? Fuck him. I hate Claude Lemieux's agent. Really? Fuck him. I hate Claude Lemieux. And Dave, last but not least,

a yellow carding. So when you just get on the jukebox, is that where you go to ocean Avenue? Yeah, that's where you go to spend some time, which is in Jacksonville and not California, which kind of ruined it. We've been there.

Yeah. We kind of surf there. It's kind of our spot. Yeah. It's our surf spot. Anyway, this is when you call out a date for bad behavior or questionable views on a date. So you don't red card them.

You don't just like tell them to leave the dinner. You just yellow card them. That's what I've been told by the Daily Post. What's in beard news I've heard so much about? That's yellow carding? Yes. That's dumb. What's the source here?

It is the Daily Blast. They used to call Dave that when he was in prison. Where do you find some of these sites? All of us perked up when we heard the Daily Blast. Some of these sites. Flare.com yesterday. Well, that's Canada's number one source for pop culture. Is it really?

No. Will, bearded men. I saw this news and I don't like it. Is this about the bacteria that's collected in be really? No. Will, bearded men. I saw this news and I don't like it. Is this about the bacteria that's collected in beards? No. Oh. I don't want to hear about that. Bearded men are more attractive to women, study says, unless those women are squeamish

about hair-borne bugs. So, yeah, the bacteria, essentially. Oh. Well, yeah. Okay. I mean, I wash my beard like do you yeah if i can pull back the curtain uh yesterday i thought huh my beard kind of smells weird and i went and washed it bearded men are uh are perceived as taller bigger muscles that's why i thought i've

been thinking will was like six two this whole fucking time what'd you say i swear to god i thought will was already ready for whatever. What'd you say about muscles? Bigger muscles, a more masculine build, wider shoulders, just because you have a beard. This is what peak performance does look like. Also, it hides double chins. Major shouts. Major shouts to the assist that I get from this beard on a daily basis. I'm scared to shave at this point.

That beard is really something else, man. I don't know. It's going to be going away at 2 o'clock today. Not fully away. Dude, don't fuck it up, dude. What do you mean? You got a meet-up coming up. You got a hockey game.

What are you doing? I'm getting a beard trim. Oh, just a trim? Yeah. Okay. No, I'm not taking it off. I wouldn't pay someone to shave my beard off. That's a serious beard.

I can do that myself. Did you trim yet? You said you needed to do that. Yeah, you said you were looking for trim. What? Your chin is just looking a lot. My chin? What?

What? What else, Brett? My beard's so bad. Yeah, weren't you saying you could do some trim? Okay, that's it. That's it. The Vikings. The Golden Knights fired their coach, Dylan.

Sorry about that. We'll get someone respectable. Who are you looking at? How do you want to see? Wayne Gretzky? We're looking at the great one. We're looking at Wayne. I want to know how many hockey players Dylan can name.

Let's not play this game. Probably like seven to ten. Oh, my God. You ever do the Sporkle quiz where you name all the pro sports teams? Yes. I got obsessed with Sporkle. Sporkle's solid. It would not be great at the hockey one. Sporkle is the most addicting. It was

at one point the most addicting website on Earth. They had a game where they just had an outline of the United States and you had to drag the states to where they were. Oh yeah. So if you got like a... And it would tell you how many miles off you were when you did it. I was obsessed with it to the point where i was like i'm not stopping this until i get it perfect every time if they give you kansas in the middle of that you just have to perfectly drop it it was so hard you know we're down to drag ohio fuck y'all yeah oh haters come

on kidding i love our ohio listeners i like you know the geographic state somebody hit me up saying y'all want to do a meetup in Columbus and I was like it's not that I don't want to I just don't is that I've got no reference point there's a road

outside of Columbus, Ohio that we can take to get there that's an OAR it's an OAR reference shouts to Minneapolis great city great time of year

to be up there it's super fucking cold but I'm just gonna shut him out shout out to the Puget Sound wow or the Paget Sound. Sorry, Will. Rest in peace. I think it's time to get out of here.

We've got a few more things. Let's talk about a few more things. A special shout out to everyone in Tempe, Arizona. Dylan? A special shout out to everyone who made our first year of watch such a great

time, journey, success. Notice he does this at the end of the pod, unlike me who did it at the beginning. Yep. Tell me who the real man of the people is. Tell me. Go grab a black buffalo. Hey, we'll see you Friday. We're all dipping in 2020. The backyard in Dallas,

Texas. Putting a D on our backs. Figuratively. Figuratively. Alright. Bye. you