Circling Back - Four Loko Hard Seltzers & The Nextdoor Pooper

Episode Date: August 14, 2019

Four Loko finally came out with the hard seltzer that no one knew they needed and someone on the Nextdoor app is reporting that their car was pooped in mid-robbery. We also talk about middle school dances, stocking trout in a lake from a plane, and This Weekend in Fun. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (2:56) Trout Getting Dumped From A Plane (8:18) Epstein (17:53) Four Loko Hard Seltzer (31:30) Middle School Dances (52:46) The Nextdoor Pooper (1:03:52) This Weekend In Fun Shop Circling Back Merchandise: www.washedmedia.com/shop Earlybird CBD: www.earlybirdcbd.com (CIRCLINGBACK for 20% off) Dashlane: www.dashlane.com/circling (FREE MONTH) Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (RANDY20 for 20% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back circling back podcast live in the early bird CBD studio in Austin, Texas. My name is will to freeze my right Dave rough. I realized this morning that the liquid or on tap nitro cold brew coffee from the gas station down the street is way overpriced. How much is it? It's over $4. I was going to say, $4 is the threshold for nitro cold brew. It's about $4.32. And while it is local nitro, nitro? Nitro? $4.32 is just excessive. And I feel like I could get something out of a can, like a pre-made, that would be just as good. Nitro? Nitro? Nitro?

432 is just excessive, and I feel like I could get something out of a can, like a pre-made, that would be just as good. I don't trust pre-mades, though. In order for me to trust your pre-made, it needs to be absolute diesel fuel, and it needs to have no sugar in it. There's one pre-made out there that I like.

It's Red Kona. Okay. Or Kona Red. You've showed me that before. It's hard to find, though. Yeah, like, and a lot of the times you go to these stores and you find a Chameleon cold brew, but they have the vanilla flavor, and they're not rocking that no sugar life.

So this is Chameleon. No sugar. And while it is gas, I just don't know about 432. You know what I'm saying? I feel like he's jacking the price up. But there is a little hack. I'm a big life hack guy. I love hacking life you

do pour it and then drink it down and then pour it again no it's theft no i i just do very minimal ice yeah because you know the more i feel like with nitro you use no ice like i just picture it as like a beer really that probably is smart i'm an ice guy though everyone knows this is what this is maybe a 10 ounce cup 12, 12-ounce at the most? Well, if I had a beer serving that, I'd be like, this is a tiny man beer. At the end of the day, though, I really like the guy who owns that place. I think he's like a businessman. I think his family runs it.

And I always watch him. He's the guy who's always repairing shit. If there's a problem, he looks beaten down. So I don't mind supporting him. I was in there yesterday, and he was just on speakerphone with somebody behind the counter. I was like, this is a power move in your establishment. It's tight.

He also sells the most trash CBD stuff. Yeah. It's definitely not early bird. No. Don't buy your CBD at a gas station. No. Buy it at early bird. It's the most optimized gas station in Austin, Texas, though, which I respect.

It's a great gas station. Dylan, what's your favorite item from the Valero next to our studio? That's the Valero that has awesome pizza, actually. Yeah. Like, legit, really good pizza. Yeah. It's called Giovanni's. It's good.

There's a little pizza shop inside. New York style, baby. It's actually really bomb. Have you ever been there early in the morning? You can see they have this truck, and it says the New York Water Company, and they just pump water from New York into the actual gas station. Yeah, that's how they do it. It's crazy, man.

New York Water Company. Who knew there'd be a market for that? Hey, did you guys see the latest video in fish transport? It's pretty entertaining. No, what's fish transport Twitter up to this morning? So, of course, we know about the fish cannon that we talked about. It's called the salmon cannon. At length, last episode.

There's a new one. The caption is restocking lake trout in Utah with aircraft. And it's a video of a plane flying over some kind of lake in Utah, video of a uh of a plane flying over some kind of lake in utah just dropping hundreds if not thousands of trout out of the belly of this plane from it looks like 100 feet in the air maybe two i'm not real sure uh they have little parachutes on little shoots that's the thing dave they're just like flailing all the way to the water from 100 feet in the air from an aircraft dude it makes me anxious like i kind of put fish in the same category as birds where i'm like they're idiots so like i don't really feel bad if they die but like i kind of feel bad if they die in this way

yeah i don't know much about how tough fish are but uh you gotta think there's like a 40 survival rate from this because not only are they dropping from high up but you know planes fly relatively fast so there's some trajectory there you have to account for too yeah i don't know uh it just seems like there's a better way yeah the first comment is is there not a better way than this yeah like great point it's a very good point very valid question if we have any fish transport experts out there we would love to hear from you why not just use a boat yeah it's a watercraft yeah just or just back a truck up to the lake and uh you know maybe make a little slide just drop them all down or something i don't know even if you just like get like put like a truck on a giant

boat and then just unleash them. Like I just, I don't really get it. No, no, I don't either. You think some of those fish have like GoPro strapped on and they throw shock up before they go and they like stick their tongue out. Possibly.

Yeah. I don't know. Like backflip. Anyway, if you want to check out this video, go to my Twitter account at D chivalry. I just retweeted it. Wow.

Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Where do you rank trout in terms of fish that you're willing to eat oh i like trout you don't you don't like it i just feel like there's hella bones in it like every time you know even if there's not like obviously there's not supposed to be like when you get it like a restaurant yeah but i feel like there's always like a straggler bone in there and i don't think i've ever noticed that um yeah i consider tilapia to be the bottom of the barrel for fish because most of them are just farm raised and like eat their own shit and it's just they're

disgusting yeah yeah i don't know i eat stupid amounts of fish lately. Do tilapia even occur out in nature? Like, where do you find them? I don't know. I feel like I've never had tilapia that's not blackened. Wait, is tilapia a trout? No. No. No.

I don't hate tilapia. I didn't know it ate its own shit, though. I don't really know, like, anything about tilapia. I feel like they're all farm-raised. Pigs at least, like, roll around on their own doo-doo. So I eat pig. Oh, they're definitely all farm raised. Yeah, which is gross. Like in 1950, these weren't farm raised.

In 1960s through the 70s, the 80s is when it really started to ramp up. And now it's like eight to one. Gross. Well, I don't support that. No. Do you look at... When you're at the store, do you look at when it says wild caught, never froze?

Do you look at those with a lot of weight behind them? I don't buy much fish at the store. I do. Or fish in general, really. I buy a lot of fish. I do. And I'm kind of... Like with my dad,

when they're talking about fish and they try and eat more fish, I'm like, you got to make sure it's wild. And he's like, why? I'm like, I heard someone on Rogan talking about it. Your dad did? No, me. Oh, sorry.

I had you guys switched. I was just imagining your dad just sitting there listening to Rogan. I don't know if he's gone down that wormhole yet. He listens to this. that wormhole yet he listens to this they had uh alaska they had like alaskan fish week at the store that i go to and it was fucking tight alaskan fish dude it was awesome what places are you going it was just central market which is like the texas did you ever figure out if they're doing passport week no i tweeted at them so yeah you i might have talked about this before but they did this

thing last september which was called passport united kingdom and they had like all these uk foods which like sounds kind of terrible on the surface but they had if you chose your spots you could get really good food like tikka masala meat pies scotch eggs that were pre-made and stuff like that and so like i was going there twice a day. I was loving it. I probably gained all the weight from all the meat pies I was ingesting. Is that the only one they did? Passport?

I think so. It's Hatch Chili Fest right now, which is just, it seems like every six months there's a Hatch Chili Fest. I think that's a scam. It is a scam. They grow year round. There's no season for Hatch Chilis. They try this shit in Lubbock, too.

Hatch chilies aren't even that tight. No, they're not. They're not even that good. It's an acceptable pepper. Yeah. I don't think it's justified. They just have a surplus, I feel like. Hey, they should do Epstein Passport Week,

and it's just Saudi Arabian cuisine. I don't think they should call it that. Yeah, something tells me that that might steer people away. Just like hummus and stuff. Because you know you had a fake Saudi passport. But they also might have some blackened tilapia from the Virgin Islands or something too. Ooh, that's a good tie-in.

We could get tropical. We could get tropical. Is this compound up for sale now? Or like, is this like a crime scene for a little bit? Man, they gotta auction that off, right? Because like, if I feel like we could get it for like a barn burner price. Man,

with, I just don't know if I want to own that. I think you'd have to set it on fire and then put the fire out and then rebuild it. I just don't know what kind of rituals went down in that, in that temple. So like, I don't know if there might be like a portal to another dimension.

Dude, what's up with that temple? Just listen to the podcast. You're going to, you're going to be freaked out. Do they talk about, do they talk about how he potentially just plays piano in it? Have you,

have you read about these theories of what he, what's goes on in there because the two that i enjoyed the most were that it's either a gym or it's a gym or a place where he's apparently he's a good he was a good piano player and so someone said that he might play piano the sketchiest thing about it though to me is that it's sitting on a hilltop with an view of like the ocean and there's like no windows in it. That's the red flag. You don't need more than that.

I don't. Was it for like shakes and stuff that like came in that like prayed in there and stuff? Like, cause I don't know. I don't, I don't think so. Okay.

Okay. I, it's, it creeps me out. Well, it should. Well, yeah,

I mean, yeah, obviously, but like that, that little should. Well, yeah. It should. Yeah, obviously. But that little twist on it as well is just so creepy. It's almost equally as creepy to just imagine him just playing classical piano and just being his own little personal Mozart in there. It's like, what are you doing, dude? I don't think that's what he was doing in there. Dude.

I think there's an underground system. Is piano the creepiest thing to be good at like it's if you're doing it alone i feel like it is a little creepy like the only time piano is not creepy is when there's like people around you drinking martinis yeah i can you know yell on and singing christmas carols and like mavericks over there with his arm around your wife what if that's what he was playing great balls of fire that'd be tight i mean okay sorry i don't want to gas up epstein but like okay uh i didn't i didn't think we were actually gonna ever touch on epstein on this podcast but here we are i it it makes gives me tired head man it makes me it makes me like mentally exhausted because i think about i think about like what it means for like the world around me

and like um you know who's involved in stuff and it's just it's very depressing so it doesn't it doesn't make me feel good it just makes me think about how everything in in the world is connected by these powerful people and like there's nothing we can do about it also that this isn't a popular statement in 2019 but i'll say it yes i do wish i do wish there was a medium i could access alex jones takes on this because he's pretty much he didn't have the specificity but he's been calling for, he's been saying that there was a global elite pedophile ring for years.

This has been in his bag for a while. Why can't we get takes from him? Well, they ban him from like every platform. Yeah, true. I think you can go to his website, but I don't like going to his website because it makes me feel weird. Probably puts me on like a list.

Dude, Dylan and I listened to like a majority of him on Joee rogan on our way to we're on a long drive and i was like sweating in the car like i had like back sweat going even though it was like a cool 68 degrees in the car because he was just stressing me out he was screaming the entire time yeah like stop screaming that guy's got pipes man my thoughts started thinking in the same way that Alex Jones speaks. Like he got into my brain and all of a sudden I started like just yelling things in my head. Because he can put some coherent thoughts together and make like a lot of sense. That's the thing about him. Oh, okay.

But then he goes off on some alien tangent and he's like, dude, you just lost me. Just when you think he's going to make, he's making sense and might have a point on something, the tangent he goes down is so irrational and and so out of i mean you think we go on tangent it makes you think like why was i just like listening to him and and agreeing with some things he said but now he's talking about god knows what he's he's electric though joe needs to have him on joe needs to have him on to break down this epstein stuff i i kind of agree you tell me you wouldn't listen to three hours. Must listen.

I kind of agree. It's weird because to my knowledge, Joe, I don't think Joe knows a lot about the Epstein stuff and which is weird because it's like right up his alley, I think. So I think it's only a matter of time. Maybe he's playing coy.

Maybe Joe's involved. Oh man. So he's banned from Twitter too. Obviously. Yeah. Yeah. That's too bad. Like the one time we're actually looking for some Alex Jones takes, who Joe's involved. Oh, man. So he's banned from Twitter too, obviously. Yeah. Yeah. That's too bad. Like,

the one time we're actually looking for some Alex Jones takes. It's like... I don't even know if I'm looking, but I'm open to them being somewhere that I can access when I exhaust every other platform. Much like the person

who messaged me a photo of them eating the new Popeye's chicken sandwich with Chick-fil-A sauce. I don't condone this either. What are you doing? What the fuck? I don't know. They regretted it.

They apologized to me personally. You don't need to do that. That was nice. Chick-fil-A sauce goes super hard, but that sandwich doesn't need it. You know how many people this podcast drove to get that sandwich? We didn't physically drive them, but we made them.

We're essentially the Popeye's chicken sandwich Uber now. We'll just pick you up. Yeah, you guys need one? Pick you up in Will's Focus. Did you guys see the tweet that we got from somebody who, I think we got this, I think they tagged us in this tweet, that they went and got one, but they tagged us in this tweet that they uh went and got one but they were sold out so that people just put the chicken in a box with two biscuits

oh that's that is such a terrible like replacement that's not how it works somebody a dude in birmingham i'm gonna call out birmingham he messaged me he said he tried to get one and they told him no they can because they're all frozen. Oh, gross. Okay. Oh, man, that's gross. Yeah, Popeye's employees are way too honest. I respect transparency, but sometimes they're just mean. They're the bad boys of fast food.

Think about Chick-fil-A. Okay, so it's 1A, 1B right now. Neck and neck for best chicken sandwich. I'm going to give Popeye's the edge, but whatever. whatever chick-fil-a buttoned up polite hello yes sir how may i serve you it's great the line's gonna go quickly they got like 10 lines going my pleasure my pleasure that's a little unnecessary but that's fine it kind of makes me there's like 40 people working there popeyes there's like three working there. They might say, fuck you, but their food is just as good. And most of the time, they'll give you some extra food you didn't even order.

If they mess up your order, though, they act like you're inconveniencing them. Yeah. They get really mad and they're like, oh, really? Okay. Okay. Just like, it's scary. Oh, it's so good though. You need to stop talking about Popeye's.

Chick-fil-A is Mr. Belding and Popeye's is Mr. Belding's dope-ass brother. Rod? Rod Belding. Dude, it's been about six months since we talked about Rod. It's good that he's back. He's just like, he makes you think he's going to take you on senior trip and then he bails you to hook up with some stewardess. I need to invite Rod to my bachelor party.

He's the one who coordinated the whitewater rafting. Yeah. And as you know, I want to do that. Have you ever done it? No, we have to do it. It's so fun. If we're going to Tahoe for my bachelor party, we have to do whitewater rafting.

Is that an option there? That'd be sick. I don't know anything about Tahoe. The only reason I know that it's an option there is because my parents did it when they went to Tahoe for a wedding back in the day. Okay.

And I was like, that's tight. My mom got flung off the back of the boat because she was telling a story. She uses her hands a lot when she tells a story. She just,

see ya. Later, Nancy. You gotta hold on, Nancy. Come on. You got a white knuckle to do that. When you're getting a good story off, though,

you can't like... What story is she telling on the river? Maybe save the story for after the rapids. Yeah, hey, Mom, we're in some class twos. Probably had a glass

of Chardonnay in her hands and just flung out the back. Be careful, Nancy. We don't want you getting hurt out there. Yeah, I've done it. She was just sitting with those trout

that got dumped in. I did it when I was 18 and it was tight. I did it when I was 13, I think. So it's, it's kind of scary, but it's fucking fun. It looks fun. It's fun. It looks fun.

There's like a, there'll be some parts where they, they kind of get the raft in a spot where it's not going forward. It's like behind some rocks and you can go to the front and hold on and it goes up and down and it's like you're riding a bull. It's kind of fun. I don't know if they still do that. I don't know if that would be weird since we're grown men now, but it's still fun.

I don't care. I don't care either way. Yeah. You got to wear a helmet, though. Good. Nah, not me. Yeah, I can wear a helmet. Yeah, dude.

That's awesome that you think your skull is tougher than rocks. Yeah. Boulders. Yeah. Yep. awesome that you think your skull is tougher than rocks yeah boulders yeah yep numbskull oh come on hey let's talk about what everyone wants us to talk about four loco dropped a hard seltzer yesterday yeah yeah we actually talked about on the mail and this is a teaser that like i think four locos the closest thing we got to white claw pandemonium is being like a phenomenon yeah yeah yeah an alcohol phenomenon where like everyone is drinking it

talking about it i don't think you there's nothing i can think of that was bigger than four loco when it came to like the white claw hype four loco was even pre- social media yeah for the most part it was grassroots for sure like for loco was like what 2010 like the prime of it 2010 to 2012 uh i can find out very quickly like whenever they change the formula that's when that's when things got and for logo got some bad puck too because it was making people's heart race and all that stuff it was the original for logo was pretty dangerous. They had to change it. They had to straight up change it.

Yeah, they got pulled off shelves. You know the only time I puke is when I drink Red Bull vodka. Really? Yeah. Why? I don't know. My body absolutely rejects it. I think Red Bull vodka tastes like shit.

I do too. And for some reason, like once every five years, I get it in my head that I'm in a bar and I'm fading, I'm tired, but I got to stay. I'm at like, I don't know, some event or something and I'll get it in my head that I can try it

and like maybe my body's like ready for it. Yeah. And every time it fails me. Hmm. Some people just aren't built like that. So the four local hard seltzer is 14% ABV, which is what? Like almost three times stronger than White Claw?

Is that about right? White Claw's five. Okay, so almost three times stronger than White Claw. Yeah. How big are the cans? If they're the normal four loco size cans, then those things that like tailgating is going to be an absolute shit show for a lot of people this year

that's it's almost irresponsible of them to release this before football season which by the way cannot come soon enough it can't really can't uh i think peak for loco was in 2010 by the way y'all need to leave dan alone why i'm the tour list apparently some people are like we're chirping back at dan like saying that he was stealing our our bit about football season i guess they're new here and they oh yeah they're just like dude people are coming at me for stealing y'all's bit i'm like wow there's a lot to explain here to be fair i think that's a dan original i do think that there was a point in point in our lives where dan wanted to sweep that entire thing under the rug and so like the fact that it still exists is huge for Dan. Yeah.

It's so funny. You just got to own it. Yeah. Peak Four Loco was in 2010. There's a photo of me drinking one before a Michigan football game. And I don't think it went well for me. It was lemonade, though. That was the best flavor by far. and I don't think it went well for me. It was lemonade, though.

That was the best flavor by far. You think White Claw's shaking in their Harimaris? They have to be, dude. It says here that, oh, dude, their tweet. Their tweet got over 18,000 retweets. I think that went certified microviral. For Loco? Mm-hmm.

They knew what they had to do. It says says hard seltzers ran so we could fly. That's a good tweet. That's a good caption. On the can, it also says hardest seltzer in the universe. Yeah, I guess that's technically true. It has a hint of blue razz. I'm out on blue razz. Like, I don't like that flavor.

If there's ever an alternative to blue razz, I'm choosing the alternative. I don't like that flavor. If there's ever an alternative to blue razz, I'm choosing the alternative. I don't like to drink blue things. Hey, this person responded, please fuck me at Four Loko. Why didn't Four Loko just go all in and just go at the neck of White Claw in that tweet? Why didn't they say White Claw? What's the tweet?

Hard seltzers ran so we could fly. Yeah, they should have said White Claw ran so we could fly and just gone full, full heel. I cannot find how many ounces this can is. Does it say on there? No, not on the one that they tweeted. It has everything but. Something tells me it's like an 18-ounce can.

Like, they're not doing the slim cans. Look, one of the defining defining characteristics of this hard seltzer stuff is that you can't really taste the alcohol very much right so this is extra dangerous no no i think it's the blue raz the blue raz is going to cover up the flavor what the fuck is blue either way tell me what it is will i don't know like people aren't there aren't blue raspberry farms out there why does it this become a thing? I don't know. I feel like it's what you see on, like, every time a new, like, workout energy drink pops up. It's got, like, blue razz in it.

But it's disgusting. Look, just be careful, kids. You know? I guess they did kind of come at the neck of them because they have, in the background, they have all the other ones, like, Truly, They put the lime white claw in there which is ruthless. The natty seltzer. I think another natty seltzer. Excuse me if you guys talked about this but

it says sour. Yeah. Is this going to taste like a warhead? I don't know. Yeah, that's what it kind of sounds like. That's going to give me indigestion. I don't need that. Yeah, I probably won't be partaking in, right? That's going to give me indigestion. I don't need that. I don't need that at all. Yeah, I probably won't be partaking in the Four Loko. I'll try one.

I've never actually had a regular Four Loko. I'll 100% drink one. Don't get me wrong. I'm going to definitely have one before the Texas LSU game. Legit, just one. You better be careful. Does this seem like in the last week, all the Blue Blood beer brands just decided to drop seltzers?

Yeah. I think PBRbr natty light pretty much those two we know that it we know that it takes a month okay it's for someone to develop a hard seltzer at this point because a month ago is when peak white claw was happening and all these other people have come up and now like it makes sense they were like oh shit white claws going off right now we need to figure out how to make a hard seltzer. I can't imagine it's that hard. There's too many popping up.

Yeah, I bet it's not that difficult. It's kind of shocking that 4Local only has 54.8k followers on Twitter. Like, they've been around since peak Twitter. Yeah, they really have, haven't they? Is it just two flavors? I don't know. I don't know. I've not read the...

It's hard to find information on this. Pretty much everyone just going off of that one tweet, which doesn't reveal much. What if Four Loko just didn't even... Like, what if they haven't even figured it out yet? They just decided to launch it. They were like, we'll figure it out. Yeah, let like just get a

can design the time is now from there it's a theranos of seltzers it's theranos theranos i will try this i i will make that promise i will at some point record a podcast on four loco one four loco wow i feel like one's all I could probably take. We record pretty early in the morning. Yeah, put your ones up for that one Four Loko. I mean, look, if you want to wake up

and pop a can. I really don't, though. Turn it up. Do your thing. That's like the worst part of waking up. Four Loko in your cup. How do they not have this listed on their site yet?

Like, they have no information on this. Dude, this was like an intern who was like, dude, look at this photoshop i just made and now they have to go yeah and it's like well fuck dude we went micro no they went straight macro and now they're like shit we gotta make this that's what i don't get is and this is like this is totally like just a gripe for the industry that we're in is that everyone assumes that like tweets are sent from interns i don't think people assume that about us, but when it comes to corporate Twitter, people are like, dude, yeah,

whatever intern sent that tweet is going to get fired. There's no way that interns are sending tweets from accounts with a million followers. Even at Grand X, we never let interns press send on tweets. We don't hand over those passwords. No. This guy Nick Jehona says, mouth equal watering, stomach equal growling, dick equal hard. Okay.

I wasn't expecting that. Yeah. Expect the unexpected. I'm waiting for somebody to make a seltzer that has a mixture of CBD and kombucha. That would, to me,

would be my perfect seltzer. So I can get my, the chill effects of CBD. Oh, I don't know. I'm thinking like 22. Chill effects of CBD, but I'm also calming. Yeah.

So I'm getting the probes. I'm getting my gut biome, the flora. You know what it is. Dylan would hate that. Stop. He'd get way too cross-faded on that. That's fair.

His gut biome would be all over the map. He'd be low-key faded. It would not be good for Dylan. Probably not. If anyone knows where we can get these, we would very much like to know, because I personally would like to try one uh i'll have a sip no no you have a sip no yeah a sip he says no a sippy you're not doing that

you can't force me this isn't pledship you can't force me to drink alcohol like okay come on we'll see you just need to know what the, like, you have to know the effects of one. It would be my first Four Loko of all time. Isn't that crazy? Seriously? Never had one. Yeah.

Were you too old when like the, like the original Four Lokos came out or were you just like staying away from it? Well, the craze was 2010. So I was in, already in my mid to late 20s at that time. Yeah. I was trending toward out,

I probably shouldn't have been drinking it then. I guess I was 23. Yeah, nobody likes you when you're 23. Especially when you're drinking Four Locos. Yeah. Like college tailgates. Dude, it's a shame that Blink-182 was never involved in the Four Loco craze. They probably drank them.

Tom probably drank them. That's probably where we're at with Tom. probably drank him tom probably drank him it's probably while we're at where we're at with tom something no one talks about is the fact that like mark and travis are just sitting there while tom's like looking for aliens can you imagine the behind the scenes conversations of them being like dude tom we could make so much more money if you just stuck with the band and he's like no i gotta i gotta see them aliens yeah and like these guys that's something they have to confront every day in their life. He's obsessed. The fact that like they could make more money

being the original Blink-182. I'm never going to go, I'm never going to see them in concert and pay for it. If they're doing a free concert near me, I'll go to it, but I'm not going to pay to see somebody else sing a Blink-182 song.

I don't want to see the other dude do it. I didn't realize that they replaced one of the guys. Yeah, they had to. They had to. Is that why they call it Blink didn't realize that they replaced one of the guys. Yeah, they had to. They had to. Is that why they call it Blink-183 now? No, that's us. Oh. That's our cover band.

Can we do karaoke after our Christmas party and do Blink-182 soon? Nope. Why? Maybe if we do Toby Keith. We did a Christmastime karaoke sesh last year around Christmas. It was awesome. The whole squad got grands off all at once. It was tight.

I left my debit card at the bar, which I don't do anymore. Oh, yeah, that was tough. It's always awesome to leave your debit card at a bar the night before you have to get on a flight. What preceded that bar outing? What were we doing before that? Birthday party? Uchi? We balled.

That's right. Yeah, it was a baller night. That was a good time. We got faded. It was fun. We had a bomb-ass dinner, too. I don't know how we... I mean, what I'm saying is that we need to be drinking four loco seltzers

while doing a Blink-182 cover at a Christmas bar. I'm just going to do Brian Seltzer Orchestra takes. That's good. What you just did there is really, really good. I don't know who that is. We could be the Big Bad Voodoo Zaddies. Zaddies? Okay.

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Back that Raz up. Juvenile. Are you saying his joke is juvenile or that it's bi-juvenile? It's bi-juvenile. Well, it's bi-juvenile. That song used to go hard. Yeah, when they would play it at middle school dances, people would go, like, really hard.

They played that at your middle school dance? Yeah, 100%. Oh, that seems a little inappropriate. But it was back that thing up. Man, Harvard Springs went hard. I can't remember it, Bird. Yeah, I was definitely grinding in my cargo pants and Osiris shoes for sure.

They were walking around, and they would, like, put their, you know, if you were grinding, they would walk up, put their hands in between and be like this far apart man grinding as as a middle schooler is a dangerous move like you got the hormones gone because all the blue raz all the blue raz you're you know you're you know you're grinding we were very late to the grinding game like that's when you learn about tucking yeah the tuck rule that's what i was going for dave i think they only played back that ass up at our dance because they knew that we weren't going to take it too far like we were all kind of very slow playing we heard about like high school dances from the towns over and they're like dude they grind really hard at the

dance over there and it was like shit we gotta step our game up i never got invited to a dance at any other place did y'all okay and middle school dances and like you were just talking about you don't take a date right or did you not in middle school no just the big dance well it depended like if you were really gunning for somebody we would ask somebody to dance together or like i was more into i mean like a date no that's what i mean oh okay but like we wouldn't you wouldn't go out to dinner. It was just like, oh, people are pairing off. Like, who am I going to go to the dance with? No, we just squatted up with the dudes and went.

If it was, like, homecoming or we called it, okay, now that we also had our winter one called Coming Home, we would bring dates to those ones in high school that were, like, the bigger ones. But if it was, like, just fall dance or like a Halloween dance, that wasn't date territory. I definitely had my sights set on like girls I wanted to dance with, slow dance with. But like,

I was slow motion for you. I always got denied by like this one girl that I had a crush on. It was really lame. Then I felt guilty. Like one time she said, yeah. And then like, I just felt guilty.

I was like, you don't want to dance with me right now you denied me like three other times duncanville did it weird i denied this one girl sorry go ahead day no no you go ahead and she was absolutely crushed and i felt i felt really bad about it after look at you dog her friend just ripped into me like how could you crush her like that i was and then she took her glasses off and you realized how hot she was the whole time. She took her hair down. No, it was, I felt bad. If you're listening, I think her name's Jenny.

Sorry, Jenny. Oh. I think. What if she's that hung up that she's listening right now, and she's like, he finally fucking. No, we did something different at Duncanville. They did homecoming, and it was essentially like the

whole week everybody was just getting their gut biome wow like just in check i'll took gut biome pretty seriously yeah we were pretty early adopters of it but like we would go you know like some some days we would tie dye shirts but then other days we would like uh brew our own calm really yeah yeah kind of like home ec class, but instead of that, it's just com class. It was cool, because Dugganville is a pretty big school, so.

It was different, but I think it helped us. Wow. Yeah. It's pretty interesting. I think in the long term, yeah, I think it did help you.

Did you guys have the kid that would like, wear his like, pretty much basketball gear to dances, and hope that the gym was open so that he could like, shoot hoops in the middle of it? No we would have ours in the cafeteria and like we

our gym was connected to it and so like one every three dances they would forget to lock the gym and like we just had these kids that would just want to go ball during it wait were they actually students yeah oh that's kind of sad no it wasn't like they loved it but ball was life yeah yeah it was almost like that's's what Kobe would have done. For sure. Kobe would have been in there. I'm just imagining these kids wearing long sleeves in there. I don't think they had those back then.

When you have a dance at 8 and you've got to break someone's ankles at 10. That's how you dress. Do you ever cross up parks? Dude, can we chaperone his first middle school dance? Yeah. I think we've already discussed this, discussed this haven't we yeah of course sure oh no we talked about a field trip that's what we did too we just essentially want to be bigger father figures in his life y'all need to be he forgot my name last time i hung out with him

you don't see him enough i know has he forgiven me yet for the black eye i was showing him some low post moves and i caught him with a bow. I was just trying to clear out space. Did you tell him to put his hand on your back to keep you within distance? He tried to pull the trick where he falls back and I fall back too. He moves out of the way because I'm expecting him to be there. But I tried to turn and I was going to hit him with just a little jump scoop and just caught him with a bow. I assume he doesn't play very good defense.

He's like three feet tall. Yeah. Weighs like 32 pounds. Yeah, he does. I mean, look, he's got a lot of work to do. Did you just run him off the court? I did. Run him out of the gym?

Yeah, I mean, look, I'm from the old school. I don't take it easy on him. He'll learn one day. Yeah, you got to toughen him up. He'll be beating me in a couple years. A couple years, he'll be beating me. Yeah. on him he'll learn one day you got to toughen him up he'll be beating me in a couple years a couple years he'll be beating me yeah have you give have you like charged him at all just to like keep him honest and let him know that you're there yeah well he threw a bow and apparently in his eye well look that was accidental dude my favorite thing in the world like when i was

playing pickup ball when i was like younger it was getting a rebound slapping the ball and then throwing my elbows out and just like shaking people that's so old school we never when I was playing pickup ball, when I was like younger, it was getting a rebound, slapping the ball, and then throwing my elbows out and just like shaking people off. That's so old school. We never had anyone that like ever tried to get the ball after you rebounded it, but it was just so awesome to do.

I loved it. Parks has trouble bringing the ball up the floor. Like without me stealing it. He's always hitting it off his kneecaps and shit. The ball seems to be like a little bit too big for him. Yeah, he's about the same size as one of them. I don i don't know he he's got tiny he can't palm it yet it takes him a long time so like i always call him i'm like dude eight seconds or whatever it is

you call that on him in a pickup thing where he's running down the floor and you're just putting your yeah i'm like counting i'm counting out loud and he like hates it because it's a pickup game you take it easy on him you You can't call that on him. He gets a little bit, he kind of panics when I'm like, seven. He knows I'm about to drop the eight, and he just dives. It's not good. Can you dribble with his left hand? Because his dad has always had a problem with that.

He only goes one way. That's part of his problem. I anticipate every move. I need to teach him. I think it's why I can ball, because I'm pretty ambidextrous. Oh, man. I cannot do a right-handed layup for the life of me but i'm pretty good with both hands i remember how mad coaches would get in layup lines when like it

came time to like you're going in the left line and i would do the layups with my right hand and like no you gotta do it with the left hand i might do but swag but i'm right-handed dog yeah but swag it's like i saw mj switch like in midair so oh wait no one talks about during that mj switch that he had no reason to do that whatsoever he wasn't even i think we talked about it like three weeks ago like he didn't have any need to do that no no one was even in frame did you guys did you guys like really turn out for your high school basketball games or anything? Yeah. Because I would sit front row, and, like, we would— There was one season where we kind of took it upon ourselves to be, like, the ringleaders for all the fans.

And, like, we would just yell at the refs and tell him, like, Hey, watch down low! Watch down low! You were, like, the— Who were the guys at UT games? The Wranglers? Or who were the— The dudes— The Hellraisers.

College basketball fans are the nerdiest groups of all time. Yes, they are. But we would actually affect the game once in a while because we would tell the ref to look for something, and then they'd look at it, and then if they made the call that we had told them about like two possessions ago, we would go insane. It was bigger than like a go-ahead basket or something.

We would love it i miss it we don't get you don't get that anymore so dunkerville had good girls and boys teams so we would go to both and the girls ones were honestly more fun our girls games were not fun at all it'd be like 18 to 24 our varsity games were fun um the warm-ups were more fun than the actual games. We weren't that good, but we had this dude who just threw down hard. Actually, he's an actor. He's been in a bunch of shows. Are you allowed to throw down in warm-ups?

Who is it? Yeah. Who's the actor? Is it Tom Cruise? His name's McCad Brooks. He was in True Blood. I don't know if you ever watched that show. He's been in a bunch of different shows.

Sounds like he's hot. He was in... Yeah, he's a very hot black man who's just shredded, and he had like a 45-inch vertical. It would just hammer. I'm not trying to sound thirsty right now, but like picks. Yeah, I do. Let me see this kid.

I'll pull it up. Thank you. McAd Brooks. Did y'all have the rule? I'm guessing you did because you were in Texas, that once the referees got on the floor, you couldn't dunk in the layup lines anymore. So before the refs got out to the floor,

that's when you could throw it down and everybody would go crazy. Yeah, when the refs come out, they blow the whistle, you can't dunk anymore. Before that, McCatt was just... Which is bullshit. You know who used to throw it down?

Do you remember former Longhorn great Chris Owens? Oh, yeah. He played at Duncanville. Oh, my God. He would throw it down. What an absolute snack. He did our morning announcements on the TV every day at school.

He was just destined to do something big. What's he doing now? He's got certified star power. Let me look at his IMDb. Thank you. Hey, have you all seen this Little Women trailer yet? Dude, the cast on this. Shut up. I'm not kidding. I'm kidding the cast i'm not watching

little women dude come on while dylan looks this up dude the cast is insane for this is recent it okay oh look okay here we go desperate housewives true blood supergirl glory road he was on the basketball team in glory road That's what's up. Okay. Nobody's Fool. I don't know. Necessary Roughness? Oh, that's a different one.

Not Necessary Toughness. That's an old movie. Necessary Roughness is David Ruff's story. SVU. Shit. Okay. I see you, McCaddy. I think he goes by McCod now. He put a little Hollywood flair into his name.

You follow him on Instagram? I don't. Kind of like you have to. Why does everyone have weird ass names from where you're from? That's a great question. No one has weird names from where I'm from. Yeah, they do. Dylan Shivery is not a normal name.

Yo, this Little Women cast, you ready for this? Is Reese in it? She might as well be. Okay. That's weird. Emma Watson. Okay. Timothy Chalamet.

Who's he? He is from... Charlemagne the God? It's not Charlemagne the God. Oh. Major shouts. What's that show called? I actually like listen to it sometimes.

Breakfast Club? Yeah. Yeah. Like if they have a good guest, I listen to it. He was a good guest on Rogan. I like that he just outs people. Like he's not afraid to ask any question to somebody even if it's gonna piss him off yeah when there was i forget what there was a beef

going on between uh i don't know two really shitty rappers uh and he was just he like outed one of them anyway who cares uh meryl streep laura dern bob odenkirk. Ooh. Dude, I told you. Why is Odenkirk in there? I don't know. He's not even a little woman. Like, I mean, but once Dern joins your cast, like, it's over for these hoes. And Streep, I guess. I mean, Streep, yeah. All I'm saying is, like, catch me at Little Women premiere.

Okay. I'll bring the homie. Don't bring him to that. He doesn't want to go to that. I think he might. You can't take him to things he doesn't bring the homie. Don't bring him to that. He doesn't want to go to that. I think he might. You can't take him to things he doesn't want to go to. Dude, he wants to go.

I'll let him take his shoes off and stuff. I'll get him some Sour Patch Kids. If you tell him he can pop shoes off, then he's in. I know. Trust me. That dude loves taking his shoes off. I know him almost as well as you do. Dude, he does this thing now every time we get home.

He kicks them off. He makes me watch because now he knows how to like kick him up real high to like the ceiling it's so funny he's like dude he's like daddy watch this that's pretty fucking hilarious has he has he learned how to catch it yet when he flings it no but he's like he's firing him all over the kitchen he's knocking things over he's got to chill with that but i'll let him do it because it's You just have random size, like, two J's sitting in your kitchen? He wears size 8 in, like, toddler. I think my feet are shrinking. I bought new golf shoes yesterday, and I'm like...

Really? Yeah. The homie just got some fresh new J's, by the way. I used to be a straight 11, and now I'm like 10 and a half, and 11s are huge on me. I almost bought Air Max golf shoes yesterday. Do they make Air Max golf shoes? They do. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. They're just a little bit too bulky. You have my attention. huge on me i almost bought air max golf shoes yesterday did they make air max golf shoes oh yeah oh yeah oh yeah they're just a little bit too bulky you have my attention they're a little

bit bulky golf shoe okay i need to upgrade my golf golf shoes yeah you have the golf shoe industry is low-key like the most behind in terms of fashion i've ever seen any industry be so i went to the new pga superstore yesterday yeah um superstore so you could see it i checked it hashtag superstore i got to see the new nike stuff nike's better than they were last year but still there's like three there's only three styles and the style i ended up getting what's like the fly knit so it looks i mean it's the soft spike fly net. It looks like a regular tennis shoe. Very cheap, under a hundred bucks. Okay. Which almost made me not want to buy it

because I'm like, why is this so cheap? Hey, I take it back. I can't pull these Air Maxes off. They're dope, but like, I'm going to look like a loser. You're going to look like Keegan

looks like in his Jordan. Exactly. They're a little hype beast for me. They're tight though. They look weird with pants too. Like, I picture Ross in these. Yeah, for sure little hype beast for me. They're tight, though. They look weird with pants, too. I picture Ross in these. Yeah, for sure. Yeah.

For sure. Those things would engulf his ankles so fast. His toothpicks just sticking out of them. I picture Ross showing up to some expensive resort without golf shoes. He forgot them and going to the clubhouse. That's exactly what he did in Cabo. Dropping $400 on these. I think Ross told his story, so I don't think he'll get mad.

This is so idiotic. No offense, Ross. This is so dumb. We went to Cabo for our buddy Tyler and Amanda's wedding. Oh, God. Everybody was playing golf. We knew this. We were playing Cabo del Sol. It's a very nice course.

Ocean course. Some people played the desert course. I played the ocean course. Ross forgot most of his golf stuff so before ross even stepped foot on the course he went in the pro shop and i think like eight hundred dollars later he showed up to the first tee because he had to buy golf shoes uh golf balls and and you know ross only plays pro v1s that time he did of course and then uh green fee and like it was an 800 dude he could have played like pebble twice i think oh my god yeah i do i mean i like i've played that course and like it gave me anxiety just to look at price tags in that place. Everything in there is so expensive.

I won't even buy balls at pro shops because I refuse to. No. Like, I can't. I can't go in there and do it. I would rather go find, like, a bunch of crappy balls in the woods than go into the pro shop and buy three for, like, $16. That's a trade I inherited from my dad. I'm a ball hawk.

If I ever am in the woods, you'll catch me kind of looking around even after I spotted my ball. That's the move. That is the move. I'm looking. I love having just random playable golf balls. It's like finding money, man.

If you find a brand new Chrome Soft or something, you picked up a $4 bill. However much they cost. I mean, yeah. A what? $100 bill? $4 bill A what? $100 bill? $4 bill.

Oh, a $4 bill? That's not a real bill, by the way. That would be a weird number to have a bill for. Man, you got any fours on you? You ever watch that show, like Storage Wars, I think it's called? There's this father-son team. Yeah.

And he would go in there, and he would start putting values on he would start like uh you know putting values on the shit in the storage unit oh there's a 75 bill right there brando like okay my buddy uh it was funny i refused to watch storage wars i had a buddy in law school you know him will matt yeah he uh he was a night owl like he was one of those people who couldn't sleep like before like 3 a.m and he would like come into class like our 9 a.m class just looking like dick and i'd be like what happened last night i was up watching a storage wars marathon i'm like okay that makes sense because i don't think i've ever hung out with him before midnight yeah every time i've

hung out with him twice in both times like one of the times i was literally at a hotel bar with him until like three in the morning yeah dylan he's the dude i was talking to at katie trail the other night oh when i wandered off yeah y'all did something the next morning that really just like grinding my gears made me feel like i missed out i didn't know that y'all hung out the night before you two and intern klein and then the next morning you guys all recapped your hangovers in a group text that i was in to be fair we were all very very hungover but you got like you guys made the plans in a different group text which like i appreciate and this is true and then you recapped those plans in the group text that I was in, which just cut deep. Yeah, sorry, fam.

It's okay. I think I'm the one who kicked that off, and I think it was just laziness. I didn't want to go find the other text groups. That's fair. I did find my cat Brooks on Instagram, by the way. I know we're past that. How many followers?

264,000. Oh, that's way more than I thought you were going to say. I was going to be upset when you said, like, eight. I spelled his name wrong at first. I think he may have changed the spelling of his name. Anyway, it's M-E-H-C-A-D. McCad, McCod, whatever. We can move on from

famous Anderson alums now. Let's just go through and talk about the most famous alums from each of our high schools. By the way, the most famous is Alex Jones from my high school. That's pretty good. Folks. Yeah. Folks. Who's yours? He's sitting right here in front of us.

Crime dog. Probably Greg Ostertag, former jazz great. Did Greg Abbott not go to Duncaville High? It could be Greg Abbott. Did he go to Duncaville High? Yeah. There's only one high school. They've kept it that way for sports because, you know, sports comes first.

Yeah, for sure. Maybe also former Longhorn Green. Brian Boddicker. Brian Boddicker. Dude, he was lethal from the corner. He was lethal. Even though he was like a seven-footer. Rick Barnes always said if you dribble, if you put it on the floor.

He's no seven feet, but he's like 16. He's not seven feet. We saw him at a golf tournament. He's 6'8". We did see him at the golf tournament. Yeah, and you wouldn't go up and talk to him. I almost yelled, Go Panthers,

from like a distance just to make you feel weird and then pointed at you. The other night leaving El Rancho. Okay. He's a big fan. I almost went up and talked to UT national champion,

Justin Simmons. He pitched on the natty team you should have seen duncanville guy too yeah he was the same in like weirdly so duncanville almost won baseball football and basketball in the same year and so simmons and boddicker i think they were boys in high school i don't know simmons had a nasty 82 mile per hour fastball man yeah he was he was more of a movie so much a movement guy so much much movement on that thing. He was a movement location guy. Did not really have an arm. No.

There was another dude from that class that was supposed to, or maybe the year before, that was supposed to go to Texas, had a full ride, but his senior prank was to set the parking lot guard shack on fire in the middle of the night. Arson usually. He got caught. Yeah, arson happens, and it usually doesn't end well.

So it derailed his baseball career. He lost his scholarship to Texas, yeah. How shitty is that? Dumbass. There was nobody in it. He didn't burn anybody alive. I would hope not, because that would be a different level. It would be a terrible death.

It would be more than just a loss of a scholarship. You're talking prison time. You've got to think heavy, heavy sentence there. Like life. Yeah. Maybe even the death penalty. Our most notable person isn't even on the notable people on harbor springs like wikipedia page i love that marilyn nansen song

the notable people the god damn it yeah he's not even on here my ours is joe, the bassist for Wolfpack. Oh, yeah. They go. Dylan went and saw him with me at ACL, and then I went and saw him at another place. Aren't you more notable than that? No, he's famous, dude. He's famous, famous. Wolfpack?

Wolfpack. Wolfpack. No, he does numbers. Okay. He was on the cover of a really big magazine recently and stuff. No, no. He's big. Interesting.

Yeah. Yeah, I am not listed on a notable alumni, unfortunately. We've gone through this like a million times, and it bums me out that we get taken off every single time. Oh, Barry Foster, NFL running back. He's also from Duncanville. Oh, Hollywood Henderson, Dick Night Train Lane. Okay.

Are you making these names up from your school? Yeah, Thomas Hollywood Henderson. Nice. Chris Clack. He used to throw down. Man, he was good. Oh, dude, I got to give a shout out. Tamika Catchings.

Oh, yeah. Ten-time WNBA All-Star. Major shout. She's one of the GOATs. Yeah, that's a good one. All-Star. Major shout. She's one of the goats. Yeah, that's a good one.

Hey, can we talk about something that you put on Twitter last night, Dave? The next door pooper? Yeah, somebody sent me this. Unfortunately, this was not my neighborhood, but I want to give a shout out to this guy. I won't name him, but he does have the, I believe it's from Miracle, the actual shot of like, if you can kind of look at the background of his phone. I was trying to figure out what it was. For you, I thought it was going to be a picture of Dirk, and so I couldn't really figure it

out. I always get shit for not changing that, but let me just show you, Will. So that's what that's from, right? Okay, yeah, that's Miracle on Ice. That's a tight background. It's a very, you see, who's Broughton? That's not Neil Broughton, is it? I don't know.

Okay, whatever, not important. I i go for a broadened right um so he sent this to me and i was like how posted he's like yeah so i blur the name it's from the next door app that's an neighborhood app it says my car was broken into last night took change meds i keep car, and they pooped in my car. Weird. I mean, yeah. Like, it is weird. It's immediately incriminating, right? Yeah.

Leaving, like, something with your DNA on it behind, like, I feel like poop is very easy to trace. Massive amount of DNA. I just, I don't understand the move, really. They know that you're not, like, tough enough to scoop the poop up and give it to the police you burn the car at that point right yeah right like dude it's hot in texas right now if a poop sits in there for more than an hour more than 10 minutes it's gonna stick there for a long time even overnight like it's still in the 80s. Yeah, that's tough. I mean, first of all, don't keep meds in your car unless they're like, it's like an EpiPen or something. That's kind of weird, right?

Keep your medications in your car. Maybe you forgot them. I'll cut you some slack. You know, you are the victim here. Someone duped in your car. But, I mean, she made out okay. All they took was change. It's not like she lost her golf clubs or something.

But, yeah, that Duke changes everything. I want to know where they did it. Was it on, like, the floorboard? Did they do it in the seat? If they do it in the seat, that's just disrespectful. This is, like, something that, like, the Sticky Bandits would have done next. It's a calling card. Is there, like, dirty TP in there as well?

No, he didn't wipe. I bet, like, he definitely did a ghost poop. He's not just walking around with a calling card. Is there like dirty TP in there as well? No, he didn't wipe. I bet normally if you do that. He definitely did a ghost poop. He's not just walking around with a Charmin. Maybe he had some dude wipes. Then you got to walk around with a swamp ass to rest in. The whole situation just stinks. Is that what you think swamp ass is? Like poop on your ass?

No, no. I don't know what else to call it. Mud bus? I think mud bus. Okay. Got to say, this sounds like the work of maybe a homeless drug addict. Yeah, maybe. Right?

Yeah, maybe. I think that's very possible. Someone who doesn't have a lot going for them probably. They don't care. They just move off. You know, they're unhinged at this point. The closest thing to a toilet is someone's car. That's what I've always said.

Yeah. Have you ever pooped in your buddy's car? Nope. I peed in my friend's car, like, in a bottle. Yeah, everybody's done that. I never did. Hey, I have... You ever peed in a bottle?

No. Sorry. Wow, dude. I'll be honest. With my situation, my frequent... You do it a lot. I mean, I've done it probably more than... Have you done it

in the last six months? No. Okay. But the last two years, yes. Do you ever do it while driving or always as a passenger? Oh, I've done both. I've never done it while driving.

I'm actually remarkably good at it. You see how the cruise control? There's no way I could do it while driving. Yeah. There's no way. I'd crash. And then like

an 18-wheeler drives by, you're like, dude, quit looking, man. Dude, my next door sucks. The most recent post is from somebody, and it just says, the subject is, I just improved the rain chances for this week. Okay. She said, I finally ran my car through the robo-wash yesterday

to get the bird droppings, tree sap, and other assorted crud off the windows in particular. If history serves as a guide, we should have rain sometime in the next few days. You're welcome. Well, I got a newsflash for this dumbass. Lady. Was she sitting there on her couch just being like cracking up and was like, I got to put this in there. I'm going to give everyone a good laugh today.

Like what? Yeah, that's... What a dumbass. Is she a gangster from the 20s? I'm going to post that next door. I'm going to laugh. Listen here, guys. Cock clean.

Yeah. You know, I also have someone named Sarah asking for a house cleaner, and she says in the subject line that they need to be reliable. Like, no one's looking for an unreliable house cleaner. Yeah, I was going to tell you about mine, but not the most reliable. Dude actually sucks. Actually, the guy shit in my car. And then finally, the next post is just someone who is keto curious.

Okay. Like, does she not have anyone in her life that has done keto before? Because... She doesn't have Google? People love talking about keto. No, that's the thing. That's the most frustrating thing about Google or about Nextdoor is that everything that people are asking about is highly Google-able.

Like, highly. I want to talk to strangers about keto the amount of comments on this post asking like you're asking for a million comments on this because people love talking about being in ketosis and so like yeah there's just all these people that are just spouting off their stuff holy shit hey tina's husband lost 15 pounds within weeks. Dude, someone's selling their Kenwood stereo system. How fucking high school does this look? Oh my God. No one's buying this. Oh my God.

That goes to the trash. Look at this. Dude, what? No one's buying that. No. Don't even make those anymore. That doesn't even have an aux cord. In 15 years.

Jason notes that he lost 200 pounds in a year on the keto diet. That doesn't seem safe. 200. Okay, he's trolling. I don't know if he is because I just clicked on his profile. He's a big boy. Still? He's also wearing a shirt in his profile photo that just says,

I'm the dude, man. Oh, that's definitely a large man shirt. He's a big guy, but does he look like he used to weigh 200 pounds more than he does currently? That's when you start trending in the territory of like... 400 pounder. Yeah, like, yeah. Right? Because even 300, like he doesn't weigh 100 pounds now.

If this photo's current of him, then he had to have been about 500 pounds. That's like excessive skin removal territory. That's like Yokozuna. That's like Yokozuna. If he did do that, major shouts to my man Jason right now. Yeah, that's huge. Is Jason actually Yokozuna if he did do that major shouts to my man Jason right now is Jason actually Yokozuna he might be

you remember when alright what they had like a 4th of July event and it was all to see who could pick up Yokozuna

and slam him because you know he weighs so much because he's a sumo wrestler and like they helicoptered in people and they would they would go in and nobody could slam him and then finally i think like crush or somebody slammed him but it

was fucked up because he was eating rice like in between and people were oh it's cheating he's eating rice it's like dude he's putting on like maybe a half a pound yeah have you ever weighed rice he already weighs five he's a 500 pounder yeah like right rice yeah it is very silly if he was eating like lead blocks and i might be like yeah he's cheating i feel like it was some some subtle racism as well oh i mean right wwf well just in general just what about with like rashiki rashiki was tight you could you could say that Rashiki pioneered the ass-eating movement. He did. You're right.

No one talks about that. Nobody talks about that. You just used to bury your face in it. Okay. Hey, should we do this weekend in fun? You want to do Robeck first? Dude, I'll always do Robeck. Are you serious?

Let's do Robeck first. Let's talk about our boys. Can I talk about the other next door style thing? From the ring, what I told you about before. The people, so I have the ring app because I have security. They have like a feature where like anybody else who uses it, there's a feed, neighbor's feed, and it's all anonymous. So somebody posted a photo of a car that was at the park,

like calling this person out saying this dude's selling drugs at the park. And like put the license plate in there, everything. And like offered no proof other than like some, quote, suspicious behaviors. Some hearsay. And the responses are amazing. A lot of people trolling saying, yeah, I went and talked to him. He's actually, his prices are pretty fair. I suggest everybody check him out.

People were pissed off. Yeah, does he deliver? He might. Can you give him my info? He might, but it's like the next door app, but it's anonymous, so it's somehow better. I don't like anonymous online posting. It's the worst.

I think that's the main reason America is deteriorating is because everyone is saying whatever they want anonymously with no repercussions. I agree. That's my biggest issue. Remember Publius, the person who penned the Federalist Papers? That was the famous anonymous person in American history.

Or Publius. Publius is the smug one. I used to say Publius. He's more of a deep throat guy when it comes to anonymous people yeah they used to call you are a Woodward looking ass

say it I saw Bob Woodward speak once it was tight I'll be honest say what you're gonna say I take it back it wasn't tight

I was gonna say they used to call you deep throat in prison oh come on that's just that's not even that's fucked up now they called him Blue Raz they didn't call me that either deep throat in prison. Oh, come on. That's just, that's not even, that's fucked up.

No, they called him Blue Raz. They didn't call me that either. Gross. So, rowback. You know our boys keep those things on them. Okay. Rowback, dude. Hats, quarter zips,

performance tees, polos. I'll be honest, I'm packing tonight. This is a little tease for this weekend of fun because I'm leaving town. I'm packing a lot of rowback because I think I'm going to do a lot of golfing. Just saying.

Wow. Just saying. I also need to get my hands on one of their UT polos ahead of UT LSU. I need them. What to? I do. I think we need to get some and do a giveaway at our event. Should we just tell our event right now where we'll be strapped in row back?

Is it confirmed? Yeah. Okay. We're going gonna do a live podcast a friday before ut lsu i think it's sold out though yeah oh yeah well it's still gonna be tight we'll do we'll be doing updates even if we do i think it might be sold out already but we'll be doing a live podcast on sixth street um we'll probably go out we'll probably go to a bar after i would say and so maybe we should do like a meetup at somewhere after.

Maybe we'll talk to This Weekend in Fun's presenter, Eisenhower, on Rainy Street as well. Let's do it, man. I got a big travel day the next day. You'd love to be hungover on a travel day. Yeah, I want to be nice and miserable for that. Either way, we're going to be strapped with some Roebuck. I plan on just wearing a moisture-wicking shirt because I need to

because it's going to be really hot outside. Yeah, I'm going to wick some moisture. Yeah. Just go to Roebuck.com., I'm going to wick some moisture. Yeah. Just go to Roback.com. Use Randy20 for 20% off your order. If you're going to any big football games or anything and you've got to up your game day polo, we're right in peak game day polo season. You need to get a new one.

You can't show up with a tattered one with stains on it from drinking too many blue RAS4 locos and stuff like that. It's just gross. Yeah. Go to rowback.com. Randy20, 20% off. Let's do this weekend of fun, as always, presented by Eisenhower's on Rainy Street in Austin, Texas. If there's rain in the forecast, make sure you're at Eisenhower's. That was, like, a rainy thing.

Yeah. But it sounds differently well you know i just washed my car so yeah oh got him dude she went off my car i watched it with a tommy gun uh i will start this weekend in fun presented by eisenhower's um friday i don't have i don't have anything i have nothing i i. I'm open to doing something. I know you'll be gone, Will, but dinner or something? Dave, looking at you. I'm good.

Maybe a dinner. I don't really know. Yeah, you're a big dinner guy. You love eating meals. That's my new going out to bars, though. I think I speak for all of us. We don't go to bars anymore, so dinner and drinks is our move now, and I love it.

It's our bag, baby. Yeah, it's our blue ranch, babe. And then Sunday morning. Okay, now you're just doing 20s gangster next to us. Yeah, this is stupid. Early Sunday, or not Sunday, Saturday morning, the homie and I will be departing for the ranch. We have a weekend out there.

That's tight. Wait, you're going Saturday? Going Saturday. Are there going to be any ladies at the ranch because like saturdays are kind of yeah rosemary's not gonna be there right yeah my mom will be there rosemary will be there so will my sister hayley oh is rosemary respectful that saturdays are for the boys well what happens is what happens is yeah we we put them in one of the separate houses the the women y'all go to the hunter's cabin yeah and then we we just take we

just take over the ranch and just do guy shit all day just fucking you're in there like woodworking and shit get out of here mom yeah it's time whittling saturday's it for the boys the homies out there shooting ski it's great dave don't fucking look at me shooting ski yeah i understand all right i understand firearms okay what are you doing for fun this weekend, bitch? I guess you're talking to me? Yeah. Oh, shit.

I was going to shoot some skeet as well. With the homie? No, I got a new shotgun. No, I... You need to buy him a little mini shotgun. I don't think he's of age yet. But one that shoots like a cork out. It's like tied to a string.

Yeah, that's the noise. I crushed that. No one's going to talk about how I crushed that. Mine was bad. That was different. Hey, Friday night, I don't have any plans. So. Lit. Hey, Friday night, I don't have any plans. Saturday night, we got a big UFC card, though. UFC 241.

We got DC versus Stipe. Part two or part two. Why are you doing this? I don't know. Daniel Cormier, he's the heavyweight champ. He knocked out Stipe last time they played this last time they fought not played that'd be weird um they enjoy playing physical combat this is a good card you got anthony pettis versus nate diaz you'll remember nate diaz from his connor fights

do we ever he's not fought since then i don't know what's gonna happen i'm pulling for nate i like nate yelala romero paul costa it's gonna be good it's gonna be very good um so i'm gonna be watching that somewhere uh micah i was talking to micah you guys familiar with micah if you watch it at his place i'm gonna be upset that i'm not around he was saying we're either gonna watch it at his place maybe at my place or i was also talking to this guy jack hammer you guys know jack hammer yeah. Big fan. He was thinking maybe we go watch it somewhere. He's the guy who stole our joke about Cogs football. Yeah, he's a noted joke thief. Can't watch it enough?

But, yeah, so we're going to watch this somewhere. I'm watching that. But dinner is going to be in my plans as well. Probably lunch and breakfast as well. But dinner will be something that I'm really focused in on. On Friday? Yeah. Okay.

Dinners are for the boys you count your boy in i mean like ladies can eat dinner as well yeah it's true anything else i got going it's too unless look it's supposed to rain all weekend because that chick got her car washed that's true that's. Might cool it down enough to play some golf. I don't know. Yeah. But you don't want to be like car path only. Yeah, CPO stinks. When's the last time you walked around of golf? Me, dude? It's been a minute.

Probably 15 years ago. Yeah, I haven't done it in forever. I hope to never do it again. It's too hot to do it in Austin. It's never going to happen. I would do it at a really nice course. It's walk only. I'm fine with that.

I'm not going to not play there because of that. Unless I go pro and I'm forced to, I hope to never do it again. Part of what I like the most about a round of golf is getting a rapport going with my partner. I don't want to walk. It's a big bonding experience unless your unless your partner's dylan and he gets like one bad drive and he gets in and starts kicking in the windshield of the the cart i don't know what i do he like rips the roof off he calls himself

everything in the book every name in the book you could think of oh stop oh and i do mean every name we mean literally every day. Freaking idiot. You're such a fool, Dylan. That's what I say. You little nincompoop. You're such a butthead sometimes, dude. You freaking dummy. That's Dylan after he just sprays me. Dude, that sounds exactly like me.

Yeah, why are you like that? I don't know. This guy sucks. He sucks. This guy sucks. I suck. I suck. I suck. Just fucking kill me.

Okay. It is weird how upset you get. Stop. You guys want to know what I'm doing this weekend? No, I don't care anymore. I thought you did it already. Go ahead. You're going out of town.

I got a big one. Okay. Okay. Tell us about it. My weekend starts Thursday. Flying to the great state of Michigan. I'm getting in very late. I'm waking up early Friday morning.

I'm playing a round of golf with the boys. Who are you playing with? My squad. Is Todd playing? Todd's definitely playing. Oh, fucking Todd. No one's going to be wilder off the tee than Todd. I put the over-under on Todd's drives inbounds at 30%. You never know with Todd. I put the over-under on Todd's drives inbounds at 30%.

You never know with Todd. They'll all go 300 yards, but like 30%. Okay. He bombs it. Who else are you playing with? Just the squad, dude. Well, give me some names. Douchebag Pete.

Oh, DBP, of course. Big Drew. Oh, BD. Who else we got? We got... You seem like you'd be wrong. Tube Sox. Tube Sox is finally playing? Tube Sox is playing. It's going to be lit. Big Drew. Oh, BD. Who else we got? We got... You seem like you'd be wrong. Tube Sox. Tube Sox is finally playing.

Tube Sox is playing. It's going to be lit. Do you have any buddies named Tate? No. I could see you having a friend named Tate. No, dude. Tate Martell. I'm so glad he lost that starting spot.

But yeah, so then we're doing that Friday. Then we got not really rehearsal dinner, but we're doing a little party Saturday. As you know, they're for the boys. So like, I don't really know what I'm doing. We got a wedding on Saturday. Sunday, I'm eating all you can eat fried chicken for dinner on Sunday night. And I'm very excited about it. Doing it with us.

My parents, Sally and her family. It's going to be tight. And then I got the whole week off. So we're doing some wedding planning on Monday and Tuesday. I'm golfing more. I'm playing hella golf. So I got a whole week in fun. That's a lot of,

that is the most fun weekend of our three. We should at the end, see who has the most fun. Yeah. I think we'll just get this one. Hey, I've been looking forward to this for like somebody, somebody in the circling back Reddit posted a,

a video. It's a bobcat versus a rattlesnake. And this bobcat's majestic as fuck. Who wins? The bobcat has some of the quickest moves I've ever seen. But you don't want that. This thing is bobbing and weaving. You don't want that smoke, though, from...

No, you don't. Fuck a rattlesnake. I hate him. You know Randy just got a rattlesnake. I hate him. You know, Randy just got his rattlesnake vaccination. He's got to go back in like two and a half weeks for like the second one. But yeah. Because they're... Protect them, man.

They're all over our park and our neighborhood. For real? Yeah. I mean, they're not like... It's not like an epidemic, but people running on the trails like, Hey, giant diamondback. Also, and this is scary. Who was it, Paul Goldschmidt?

Yeah, it was big unit. It was the big unit. No, dude, even coral snakes, which apparently they're less aggressive, but they're still fucking deadly. Dave, I don't do snakes, man. I don't like it. I hate them. Coral snakes, the red, black, and yellow one. Dave, I don't do snakes, man. I don't like it. I hate them. Coral snake's the red, black, and yellow one. I don't even like good snakes, man.

Maybe not in that order. I can't remember. What if Paul from Grace from her season of The Real World? Okay. The coral from The Real World joke there. I'm looking forward to our upcoming Bachelor podcast. Bachelor in Paradise. We're doing that today right yeah

patreon.com slash tricklingbackpodcast you know you can get all of our Bachelor in Paradise takes of which there are many yeah we're it'll release later today

I think we're gonna powwow real quick go uh I gotta get a fresh fade yeah you're getting cut I apologize I forgot that I had the appointment and I'm the reason.

What time is your appointment? It's at noon. Oh, shit. It's that late? I gotta look fresh as hell, though, for this wedding this weekend. I've been, like, I'm also,

I have a pool appointment this afternoon where I'm gonna go lay by the pool for a little bit to get my tan on. You're really messing up my gym time today. Go right now, dog.

Shut up. I might have time. What time are we gonna record i don't know but later today patreon.com slash chuckling back podcast uh it will be up and uh tomorrow we will be recording our friday listener voicemail as episodes so make sure to get those in is that all we got today i think so bye-bye bye bye bye