Circling Back - Freddy, College Football, & Neighborhood Watch Dave | Circling Back 7-1-26

Episode Date: July 1, 2026

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All right, we're back. It's a circling back podcast. That's what this is. It's Wednesday morning. My name is David. To everyone who has found us through World Cup Daily, welcome. I hope you like podcasts.

Producing is Randall Trembachie. Hi, Dave. I see you get your road back on. Yes, my American Rider Cup won. Oh. The American flag in the back. because it's game day for the U.S.

Where are you going to watch the big game? Probably just my home. It's at 7 p.m. I want to give a shout-out to another backer that I saw at the grocery store. Didn't I get his name, but I said, hey, are you, Randy? He's like, oh, big fan of the podcast.

You got to ask his name. It was in the ice cream aisle. What does that do with anything? I don't know. It was a quick interaction. What kind of ice cream were you getting? I got, well, I got chocolate brownie for the girlfriend,

and I had to go to Target to go get moose tracks. You went to two different spots for ice cream? Three. They didn't have moose tracks in Walmart. I need moose tracks. All right. I guess I respect your dedication. I feel like if they don't have what I'm looking for in the dessert aisle,

I'm just going to settle for something else. It's a lot of trips. Wait, so did you buy the ice cream for her then go to two other spots whilst the ice cream was in your vehicle yes hey we got to stop saying willst man straight up you got to you got to stop saying whilst hang on man i'm i'm speaking properly over here no meltage no meltage okay i mean no a little bit has to be a little bit but not enough to cause that issue okay all right no no meltage good well did you get you got what you're looking for i did very cool i did dylan shivery

She feels like one of them days, man. What do you mean by that? It just feels like one of them days where shit's just popping, content strong. I don't know, man. What about it is trending that way? I don't know. I think just overall vibes. I feel like we've got shit just exciting stuff happening.

Such as? Some of which I probably came is discuss, like publicly, you know? What are you talking about? it's an exciting time in watch media what what you you got a fucking problem no i do you disagree with me no i don't i just was like what did i miss today not today i mean just overall vibes i feel like are strong okay i mean they were a couple of minutes ago you guys decided to shit all over it well you you you came at me for using a word that many people who speak english use so don't come to me it's a snooty word that's why i don't like it you're the grammar guy you're the snootiest you're the snootiest

You're the snooty as member of the show. You have to understand that. I don't use snooty language. I just, but I speak properly. But you go after people who might make a minor misstep. I don't go after people. That's inherently, I silently judge. I don't go after them.

Oh, I think you actively go against them sometimes. Give me an example. I'm sure there's some replies. They hit the crickets button. I'm sure there's some replies. You've never corrected anybody's grammar? I didn't say I've never corrected anybody's grammar, but I don't actively go after people.

I don't know. There's probably plain enough clips that we can pull if you go and like, oh, look at their apostrophies in their names. I feel like people are tagging you when there's a spelling error and not us. So, oh, no. Whatever. Dylan shivery, ladies, gentlemen. I'm going to put the warby's on. You're fucking annoying me.

Speaking of fucking good vibes. No, man, I'm excited to be here. It's going to be a good day of content. Yesterday, roommate week dropped. Yes. People have been messaging me saying so relatable, that one you did about the thing. I don't want to give too much away. I hope some aren't relatable.

A lot of them, I mean, everyone has been in, everyone has a, at least one story from that show is like, oh, I either went through that or someone I know went through that in some capacity, whether it might be the, whether it's the piss jug, somebody being late and or just, um, IA on utilities. that's very relatable or using improper logic for not paying utilities everybody's dealt with that i think especially dudes dudes dudes are dumb idiots a lot a lot of people just weren't ready to leave the nest but they did and they found out they couldn't fly in many parts of the world italy for example uh the the men will live at home for a little while a little while a little while longer with their mommies. And you know what? Good for them.

Let that brain fully develop, then go out in the world. 18s is crazy. Some people, 17. A lot of people aren't even 18 when they go to university. The other day, I was thinking about the kid who went to my high school, one year older than me,

who graduated from Duke, moved to Italy and married a, immediately married a 60-year-old woman, Italian woman. what were you thinking about exactly it's gonna sound insensitive go ahead I just wonder if she's still with us

how long ago was it well if it was when Dylan was in high school back in the 70s this is like 2000s they probably got married like 2008 so you think she's I mean she's almost 80 now if she's still with us

because Dylan's being very much just wondering like what's the life what's the women in Italian in Italy live a little longer. Let me see if I can go. Women inherently live longer than men, I believe. That's true. The life expectancy

of Italian woman. Is that what you want me to do, Dylan? Sure. This is such a bad. We should probably just move on. This is bad. I feel like a jerk now. Do you know if he still, if he listens to the show at all? No, I can't even find him on the, on the Grom. I think he's

off the grid completely. Okay, well, here you go, Dylan. According to AI overview, the life expectancy of Italian woman at birth is approximately 85.8 years. There's places Italy among the countries with the highest life expectancy. That's beautiful. How about that? It's because of the water.

That's beautiful. A lifestyle. Yeah. Just take a little nap in the middle of the day. I know. It's a laid-back culture in it. Drinking wine, eating pizza, Italian food.

Pasta or, you know, stuff like that. Italian food's more that type stuff. Pizza's more American. You do get, you do famously get pizza in Italy. Yeah, I don't have you got pizza there. Dave. It's actually the home of pizza. Brett actually said that he got pizza twice in one day.

He did. He did. There was a specific photo I thought he would take in post and he has not done it yet. And that's okay. But I'm a little disappointed because we talked about it before he went. I thought he would get a do the walking pizza where he'd get your peach and you fold it over. And I thought he would get like an action shot, like just a vibes aura play. He didn't do it.

And that's okay. That's okay. It sounds like he had a great time. I'm over there. I wasn't cool. I'm not his trip advisor. I'm an idiot. But you gotta show us to Zah, dog. You got to show us to Zah. Did he kind of brick his trip by not posting his Zah? I don't know. He's posting a lot of beautiful places. Okay, but I didn't see any beautiful babies. I didn't see any beautiful babies or beautiful or beautiful pizza. That's a good point. Fair point. Go check out our Patreon for roommate week.

Like we said, it was a, it was a real doozy. It was a fun one. We went a little long, went over an hour. That means we had a lot of good subbies. Probably the most emails you've read in one single episode. You were powering through there at the end. Not all, yeah, somewhere, everyone was fairly tactical. There was one guy who used AI to submit his and I didn't read it. And I apologize. Your story wasn't bad. It was just like, you ran it through AI and I felt dirty about doing that. And that's okay. We may run that back at some point. because a lot of people said they liked it. You all right, Randy, what happened?

I was just, I was just tightening up my microphone. I muted it, so you didn't need to call attention to it. I, sorry, look, I didn't know if we needed to stop the show because I noticed to. No, no, I've definitely had the problem where like this is barely on the screw and it'll fall off the middle of the episodes. Nobody might as well tighten it. Nobody hated Kong attention to a producer issue than might more than Micah. if like if you were mica there he would be like just move on and he's not wrong there was really no need but like just sometimes the micah you just had to like what are you doing you had to well that's

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I don't know what this segment is. Neighborhood Watch, Dave. Is that me or is that your pop? No, that's you, dog. What did I do this time? What did I do this time? All right, we're sitting here. This happened, I don't know, 30 minutes ago.

Ah. We're sitting here. We're in the bullpen. It's a beautiful day outside. You know, we can see the parking lot from our seats. Dave and I and Brett, we all face the lot. So we see the action coming up. I didn't even see.

I didn't see what happened. But I know you did and someone else did. Guy walks over with his dog. This isn't the first time this has happened. People sometimes will walk up. Our trash cans are situated right, right outside our door, basically, to the right along the fence line there. Probably about 20 yards, 15 to 20 yards from the street, from the sidewalk. Right. That's an important point to make.

Yeah. You have to really walk up into the property to access our trash cans. Sure. Guy with a dog, he's probably going to bring, he's probably bringing dog poop over. Brett goes, what do we got here? What's going on here? Immediately I thought we have a salesperson, a solicitor if you were or your initial, your initial response was to pretend like you were taking a call so you wouldn't have to talk

to him. Yeah, I didn't want to respect. I don't want to talk to the AT&T guy. Yeah, usually I'm the one. Especially that AT&T guy. Especially that AT&T guy. That guy's weird. Not the other AT&T guys still.

Man. It was a boss. The AT&T guy that came last time was, was chill. You just wanted to save his money. Yeah. He wasn't trying to sell us anything. He was trying to save us money. That's true.

It's a difference. The way we have our cans situated out there, the first two, I believe, first two or three are trash cans, and then we have three recycling bins lined up. And so there are three units in our complex. So there are three trash cans, three recycling cans, bends. So hold on. The closest ones to the street now are the recycling. I don't know if we put them up that way. The closest to the street are recycling.

Correct. So the guy walking up, and I know is thinking, he doesn't want to get as close. close to the building. He wants to stay as far from the building as possible. So instead of taking the extra two steps to access an actual trash can, he threw the dog poop bag in the recycling bin. Mark blue, very blue, very, everybody who lives in this town. There is no confusion. No, there's not a confusion. So that, that's what he did. He threw his dog poop in the recycling bin. I don't even know if it's our bag. I think we all kind of share at this point. Yeah, yeah, yeah. All the bins for all three offices sit outside of our place.

We all just kind of like use all of them. I think it's it's kind of the unwritten understanding. Yeah. And so Dave was like, uh-uh. Dave gets up out of his seat, walks out, lifts the lid to confirm what we thought happened happened. And sure enough, I went out there and looked too. It is in there.

There's a dog, there's a dog poop bag in a very empty recycling bin. It's not completely empty, but it's at, it was sitting on the bottom of the bend with some other things. Dave chased his fucker down the street down the street We think he lives in the apartment complex Next door because he disappeared You can't yeah

Once you get past Basically our office complex We have no view There's a giant fence That is for the apartment complex It's pool You can't see They disappear

They're gone into the void So I walk out Kind of look around Look down in the trash can and say Oh he did He just dropped that Duke right there in that recycling bin When he could have just

taking two steps and put it in the trash can. So I walked down there, look around. I kind of expected him to be right there. People walk their dog and dog sniff around. You don't, he was gone. I took, I walked about 10 yards down, looked around. He either lives in those apartments right there, which is like, why didn't you just wait until you got into your apartment complex? Or he hauled ass off, which he would have to be. be going pretty quick because you could see down the street, like toward the fire station. There's nowhere to be found. Had he dropped it in a trash, trash, wouldn't have said a word.

Okay. I was not worth the confrontation. No. I would have been like, okay, cool. There's, there's some people who do that. And I don't, it doesn't really bother me. It's up here. I know I've had a different take when it's my home trash can, different situation.

These trash cans don't sit in a garage. Like, they sit outside. Cool. but it just it was really annoying because he that guy definitely knew that was a recycling bin and it's like what are you doing yeah and i was going to go out and be like hey dude don't mind you doing that dropping off just just put it in the trash can next time that's all i was going to say that would have been very fair um would did i overreact probably a little bit okay i was wondering if you if you would have asked him to come back pick it up and move it to the trash no that's a little

humiliate. That's a little too confrontational. That would have, that would have taken it on, like, then I have to walk back with him. Come on. And then, yeah, and then that's, like, there's a conversation there and, like, it possibly gets, no. That would have been the worst minute of his week. It had, had a guy ask him to walk back. And had that guy had a shred of dignity, he would have said, no, I'm not doing that. I won't do it again, but I'm not going and doing that. And I would have been like, I respect that. I wouldn't have done it either. But no, I would have, I just, I don't know. I feel like that's, that takes the confrontation from like a, hey. I'm not going to do that, but I will, moving forward, I will respect your wishes. If I see the guy do it again, I'm definitely

going to go out and say something. You said you wouldn't recognize him, but you would record, what kind of dog was it? It was just a, it was a mutt and it looked a little bit older. I just, I just, it was brown. I would recognize him, his body profile. He looked, um, um, I mean, maybe early to mid-40s kind of bag of milky. Okay. Okay. He wasn't. You don't want to be described as looking like a bag of milk.

Not a bag of milk. Yeah, he wasn't one of the hot shots that, you know, were their, uh, viori, shorts, no shirt. And you're just, you know, going on a hot boy walk. There's hot boy walkers all around here and hot girl walkers for that matter. Yeah. He won't one of them. And that's great. It's just don't do that in the recycling bin.

Okay. Thanks for... You can't recycle Duky. Thanks for staying on the watch, man. You can compost it. You can't, I guess, yeah. Look, look, was it an overreaction, maybe? But, like, had our... Okay, had the recycling bin been down at the street

and we, for some reason, saw that, probably less likely to go... Still not cool, but also, like, wouldn't have gone and try to chase them down. I'm telling you, if you see, you walk by our place, you have to really be looking around for a trash can because from his view, walks by,

there's a line of cars that block it, he gets past, he had to really be looking up like, I want to throw my shit away here, up in this place. And then I'm going to take 20 steps and go up almost to the front door of this place and do it.

Maybe they specifically wanted to throw it away in our trash can. They knew it was washed medias. Maybe it was Hoppie Media, trying to get us back. You might have been, you know, You know, and Godfather, one, when they lure Sunny out. No. Spoiler alert, when Carlo initiates a confrontation with Sonny's little sister, and Sunny's

like, well, I'm fucking going across, I'm going over there. And that's what they get Sonny. They set them up. Maybe that guy was setting me up. Maybe. I'm surprised you didn't get whacked. When I'm walking, Stella, be nice, wouldn't it? Chelsea thinks that I shouldn't let her poop in people's yards.

I always pick it up. That's, you know, without question, I always pick it up. She thinks if Stella's about to drop one, I should kind of pull her to, like, the other side of the sidewalk. There's like that little strip of grass there. And I'm like, what? I really feel like you can't interfere with your dog once that process is started. Yeah. Like, it's not a big deal.

I mean, I'm picking up. I understand. I get what she's thinking. and some yards have signs that say there's a yard over here and uh on the actually on the way to the fire station that has a tiny little sign like don't let your dog pee in the yard and i'm just like i get that's probably not if a if a bunch of dogs pee in the same spot in a yard it's probably a problem sure if your dog if your dog's going straight up liquid with it on the back end that's not great you're obviously not cleaning it 100% up but like dude i'm sorry you have a yard yeah there's nothing you can do

Yeah. Yesterday, Stella, we were on a walk with her. It was two days ago. And she said one day, these people are going to, because there's one yard particular that Stella loves. It has really beautiful lawn, plush grass. She's like, one day they're going to come out and say something to you about Stella pooping in their yard. I'm like, what? This is like, this is a neighborhood shit. Put a fence up if you don't want. I have no problem with Stella ever doing that. I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong here. I don't know. Yeah, once one lawn gets marked. Oh, yeah. It's probably, and Stella's probably not the only one that is going like that. Yeah, they have, they have like the standout lawn on our street. It's really nice. Maybe that's why it's so nice because it gets fertilized. Stella loves it.

Like that's her spot. Yeah. Yeah, I think it's mean to kind of like pull it us like, yeah. Yeah. Right? I don't know. Let her do her thing, man. How would you like it if you were about to do that deed?

And somebody's like, no, no, no. come over here. Other side, but I know Randy wouldn't like it. I'm not peeing in yards, though. Yeah, but surely you have at some point. Yeah. Do you have an off valve? Yeah.

Some guys don't. I can cut it pretty quickly. Some guys can't. Some guys, once it's going, it's like doing a onesie? Onezy. Some guys don't have that muscle power. I can do it. It's not comfortable, but I can do it.

You'd be surprised I know I do too, or I can't as well. Okay. I get why you'd think maybe, like once Dave's going, it's fine. Right. Because Dave's the beep, you're the Pee Pee-P-King. Pee-P-King. Mm-hmm. Like that famous musician.

Bee-B. Except it's Pee-Pee. Forgot to do a, someone mentioned in the comments, I think, Steamy Ray Vaughn was right there for the Taken. Oh, that's good. We're talking about poop. People were really big fans of your classic rock take. I don't remember.

Which people just aren't What? Just aren't active listeners at all. I said I would maybe go see a classic rock show or a Motley crew making a see. I said or like I was putting them in separate categories

and everyone's just saying that and saying Motley crew is classic rock which famously but only for soup when do Motley crew become classic rock. So it's like I don't know. I think people just aren't really listening to the word or I put it in there. Ooh. Or.

What was the question? How did that even? If you could see someone dead or alive, we go see. And to that, I took the assumption of when they're at their peak. Like, I'm not going to go see a Molly crew. No,

you don't want to go see Molly crew right now. But like in the 80s, I'd been fucking sick. It would have been, I saw a warrant famously. Yeah. Not in the 80s. Exactly.

Won't be surprising. I'm not really familiar with Motley Cruz's work. I'm sure if you play something, I'm like, oh, yeah. Okay. Wow. Yeah, kickstart my heart. Kickstart my heart is fucking, I don't care who you are.

That's one that you want to do cocaine. Yeah, that's one, like, if we found out, like, Dylan started doing cocaine because he heard kickstart my heart for the first time we'd be like, it would make sense. We'd be like, dude, not good. You got a family, but like also. We get it. Yeah. Okay.

Oh, yes. I said or. So. Okay. Yeah, get off his fucking back, y'all. Get off my back. Stop music boy. He's doing his best.

Someone said, the most music snob comment I read. in that Reddit thread was it's funny when the boys are swimming in the deep end on discussions they should have water wings for it's fucking music that is such a snob take What are water wings? Saying that like we were in the deep end Pretty much drowning that we should have water wings

Does Molly crew not meet the test for classic rock? Does it stand the test of time? I think so. Did it influence genres? I think classic rock is probably just 60s and 70s. I'm just yeah, but like classic rock is always going to be relative. Do you think blink will become classic rock at some point? Classic pop-pong? Yeah. Not classic rock. I get what they're trying to say. Actually, I don't know

what that person's trying to say. What were you supposed to do? More ball-knower stuff? What did we even say? What did Dylan say? Dylan said Elvis and the people don't like that either. Why? I don't know, because you need water wings when you're the deep end of music takes, apparently. Damn. What did I say? That's why I said Stevie Ray Ball, right? Because you said, I was take, I think First of all, a dead person who I could never see. First of all, Dave shouldn't be lumped in with me when it comes to like going into the deep ends, when discussing music. You are like, you're an encyclopedia of music.

I'm the Matt Pinfield of the pod. Yeah. Come at me all you want. I get it. No, I have a lot of useless music knowledge. It's infuriating. I wish I had knowledge that, like, I could benefit myself with. But that's where I do know a lot about music.

Great. Jake in the chat says that they are playing. Nirvana on classic rock radio now. So how about that? Nirvana is a classic. They are a classic band and they influence a genre and they've stood the test of time. That's grunge.

But they're played on rock radio. Yeah. That's where they belong. But yeah. It's a subcategory. People are saying it's classic rock. I think for me I'll always consider classic rock more like, you know, 60s, 70s,

CCR, yeah, to us. Eagles, all that type of stuff. Sure. Like, I think about what my dad listened to. Yeah. That's kind of like the, I think that's, for most dudes, it's like, that's what they think of classic rock.

Everybody had a classic rock station growing up, like radio station. And you like, you know, you maybe didn't listen to it all the time, but like when you're in the car with your dad or something, that's going on. Oh, yeah. We had the oldies, 987, K Love, and then 925 KZPS. Like, oh, you're in here fucking Zizi top and shit. Your uncle was part of a classic rock band. Wasn't actually in the band.

jam with America, though. Sister Golden Air? That's so sick. Ventura Highway? Ventura Highway. Was that good? I need my floaties. That's not how it goes. That's not how it goes.

What are water wings? What are those? I think that's floaties. That's how Midwesterns say floaties. I don't know if that's true. The little inflatable things on your arms. God, that's so disrespectful. Victor Hovlin's got on the range. That one time.

He was using him as a misdemeanor. a training aid oh i miss that yeah he doesn't use water wings got it i used to put them on my ankles and then put a pool noodle and recline on it and then that's just float around in my neighborhood pool it's good move how old were you like i don't know 16 i always take a life jacket and strapped on like a diaper yeah that's a diaper wait a that's a classic lake that's classic lake move that's a late guy oh yeah you know i got a beard in one hand day yeah d12 is your girl the other D12. Someone in the chat says that.

I don't even know the name of my band. D12 had a short, a short-lived thing. So Motley Crew may or may not be classic rock. Either way, it would be a sick concert to go to in the 80s. Randy, you go to whatever,

you go to whatever fictional concert you want to. Hey, thank you. I will. Oh, I'm going to allow you to criticize about whatever band you want. Well,

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Cup. When they lost, he just tweeted like question marks. Yeah. Like what? He's just a lost. He's a lost soul right now. Yeah. He later tweeted that his flight back to Germany isn't until like late July. And so he was like, I know, now what to, like help me out on what to do. And then people just

immediately turned on him, I guess. I don't know. Oh, people had started to turn on him a little bit thinking like, I don't know. People,

I think people were like, is this guy? I think it's a sciop. They think it's an American plant site. That's, that's where this is going, right? Yeah, like, what is this?

Because he just, he kept finding his way, like, stumbling into like, first it was like, oh, here I am with Houston PD visiting the, you know, the, you know, back in the blue. And then it was like, oh, here I am at Langley or whatever, like in Washington, D.C., checking out the old White House or whatever.

And all the places he went were like all the places someone who was trying to go viral. Like, if you, if you ask like a social media manager, like a good one, like, hey, where should this guy go to get all the clicks? He's hitting all of them. Magic City in Atlanta. Like he's doing the Magic City, you know, the strip club with the wings, all that. He's going to Waffle House. All the, then. Buckies, Chattahoochee.

Buckies is one. Yeah. He did all the spots. And it's like, okay, interesting. And his face was blurred out in all the pictures. Didn't he meet Ella, Ella, Ella, what's her name? Ella Langley? He did.

Maybe, okay, maybe he didn't actually go to Langley. He just met Ella Langley. You got like VIP treatment at the Ella Langley. Took a photo with her. His face is blurred out. So she knows who this guy is. It is super weird that he hasn't revealed his identity. Why wouldn't you want this fame?

I don't know. Why would you want to stay anonymous? It is somewhat bizarre. And so, yeah, people have concluded or theorized that this is a sci-op. And this whole thing just a total- To what end? I don't know. Fraud.

I don't. Yeah, really. Who would set this up? Oh, he had also the moment where he's like, oh, no, I'm not going to be able to make the Germany match in Canada because my flight. And then someone was like, well, here's the deal. We're going to get you on a private chat. And by the way, maybe we'll fly out to our Vegas property.

I mean, like the guy, if it's real and not like AstroTurf or whatever, like, guy had like the best month ever. He did. But yeah, he deleted his account. People started to find some old tweets, which I didn't see all of them. I don't think there was anything like life ending in there. But he just was like, yeah, you know what, it's not fun anymore. I'm deleting my shit.

He also said it was always the plan to delete that account. He flew too close to the sun? I guess. I don't... I bet he'll be back. I bet he'll be back. He should do a reveal. We deserve to know who this guy is.

Should do a hog reveal. No, don't do that. Don't do a hog reveal. Do a face reveal. Well, see my face. Show us your face, Freddie. Yeah, I mean, people were really big on it being like a sci-op. I mean, Barrett's one of them.

It does make you wonder, like, having all this time off from, I don't know how old he is or what he does in Germany to, you know, make a living. But a lot of time off. And this would be a very, very expensive trip if he were just funding the whole thing himself. I know he got help once he got here and rose to fame. But his plan from the beginning must have been like to spend just tens of thousands of dollars. You know what I mean? Yeah. I don't know who he is.

He might have it like that. He might come from money. I don't know. it is peculiar it yeah i've had that thought too about all the we were talking about that a little bit yesterday like the fans who traveled over here um do you think most of them are going up for one game and flying back or like there seems like there's a lot of fans it's like yeah we've been here for two weeks it's like damn dude like i don't know what pTO looks like over there i feel like that they're a little bit more uh liberal with uh taking time off from your job or yeah they can

like a full month off like full month off it usually yeah like it seems like all of europe doesn't work in august man seeing seeing the the full stadiums of you know foreign fans has been pretty sick yeah they've all traveled pretty well it seems like i can maybe see this twitter account being fake whatever i don't know but like the amount of people and different creators that are just and fans just like dancing in the streets like to like think all that is fake is kind of just i think a pessimistic viewpoint. There's definitely some hating. Oh,

yeah. People are just, you know, like I'm definitely just, I'm sad that there's not anything going on in our city. And I'm like, damn, I was three hours north,

like Norway's. I would, like, that's a game I would have paid money to go to had I known. It was going to be so sick. Like, so I am kind of jealous of like all these people. But next World Cup,

I'm just going to go by my, fly over by myself, be like, all right, I'm here. somebody do some cool shit with me somebody take give me some free shit and make me go viral just how quickly everyone turned on this guy

yeah because his team lost so all right man you had your fun i get the hell out of here that ain't cool that ain't cool y'all i mean i wouldn't like i'd be lying if i said i wasn't rooting more for like japan and scotland and norway because their fans have been so great on social media for sure like i'm around more how many people like adopted japan like people in dallas like adopted like Japan because the fans were so awesome.

They're like, oh yeah, I want them to win. They didn't. Spoiler, they lost. They did. Got a big one tonight. Oh, someone says, Pirate in the chat says, Stockyards has been pretty sick with the World Cup tourists.

I can only imagine what that's like. I would love to know like the bootmakers, the hat makers up there, like what they're, they've got to be just cleaning up with people wanting to come down, buy boots, go to the stockyards, buy boots, hats, all that. What's his name? Holland. He got fitted?

I'm kind of like, I'm developing a very, not an obsession with that guy, but I'm very interested in that dude. There's a New Yorker piece out on him and you're just like, man, this guy's really interesting. Because he looks like a Viking. He really does. Yeah. For the people that don't know, Stockyards is the bar district in Fort Worth. That's like all cobblestone.

It's got a rodeo. there. Billy Bob's the biggest hunky talking of the world's there. It's more than bars. It's very, like, very Texas. It's historical and they still do like a real cattle drive through it. It's you know, it's somebody who my 20s

was going out there quite a bit. Stockyards kind of rules, man. I haven't been out there in a while. I don't know what it's like now, but I've been there twice and both times just so much fun. It's fun. Billy Bob's is, you can see some great shows there. You're going to Billy Bob's like twice a month back in the day.

I saw Randy Rogers at Billy Bob's. Great show. Great show. Used to go see Recklish Kelly at Billy Bobbs. I've only been there when it was like pretty empty. During the day? Yeah. Yeah.

It's fun. But yeah. It's got to be a little boom to the economy for these. Oh, yeah, for sure. A lot of these spots. I saw it suggested that some of these World Cup athletes are going to leave behind some projects. in the cities and USA will be a power by 2040, 2050 with the offspring, you know.

Okay. I'll hear that out. We're going to raise a team of bastards. Yeah. How sick is that? That'd be great. I hope some of these fans, these travelers, these tourists are not only taking in the sights and sounds of the cities, but also taking in some early bird CBD. If they want the full experience, they would.

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I couldn't help but notice when I woke up this morning that as the calendar turns to the very next month, we have legitimate college football games, Week Zero occurs in August. Of course, week one is not until September 5th, but we do have actual real football games next month,

and that has your boy pretty freaking excited. The Week Zero slate, it isn't terrible, Dave. We got UNC and TCU taking place in Dublin, Ireland. Did you know that? What does that do for you? Year 2, Belichick. Interesting. It's kind of quieted down there a little bit, right?

Yeah, yeah. Big year for Sunday Dikes. TCU's, he was hot seat. He was hot seat a little bit, which is crazy because he was in the Natty four years ago or whatever it was. But we got U.S. It's a good, sorry, it's a game I'm interested in. I don't love, I don't love the overseas game. Oh, I think it's fun.

I don't, I think it's crazy for the team. As long as it's not my team. Exactly. I kind of hate that like that's such a lot. a I feel like you just no matter if you win or lose that's such a disadvantage when I think of week zero games I think of kind of unserious programs which may be unfair but like like Georgia Ohio State they're not playing week zero it just doesn't happen but is tCU uh onk the best game no that's probably the best game but we do have USC in florida state playing

week zero we have new mexico state at florida state we also have san house Jose at USC. Those are week zero games. So we'll get a chance to look at some. Give me the for, sorry. There you go. It's right there. Like it's not bad, right? Scroll over, Randy, or move it out. I'm not saying San Jose State at USC is going to be a good game, but we will get to see USC play. I almost thought you said USC at Florida State. No, no, those are two different games. Yeah, that would have been, that would have been a headliner for sure. So I'm excited. It's literally next month. I have a question, though. How many days specifically, though, like, Is there like a Twitter account I can follow to see like exactly how many days?

I'm not even sure if Aztec guys do an account down. I had seen his shit. The fuck's his bra. I don't know. I don't know how many how many days. Anyway, the Manning passing academy occurred last week. And from that comes a lot of videos and pictures.

And one quarterback in particular is getting a lot of attention because he is in better shape. John Mateer, Oklahoma's quarterback. I saw, God, dude, my quads have never looked like that. He's put on some noticeable mass, right? And so he's at the Manning Passing Academy, and everyone's like, oh, everyone's taking notice. Oh, we got Mateer. He's back in the gym. He's looking good.

In this video that Oklahoma put out yesterday. Smelling salts. He's hitting some front squats, I think. Played this video, Randy. Oh, that's a lot of wave. That's two. If you showed me this before that guy did that trash can bit with us, he would have been in big trouble. Okay, that's enough.

We get the idea. Anyway, because Mattira has put on some noticeable muscle, everyone's like, oh, look out. About to have a fucking, sicko mode. About to have a fucking breakout year. And I'm just thinking, like, does this matter for a quarterback? Like, if you've ever heard an instance of, like, a quarterback putting on, like, noticeable mass and then going on to have, like, a breakout season? I don't know why this is getting people. I'm sure it would, like, Jaylen, like, Jaylen.

hurts at some point or was he i mean he might have just always been swall like just an absolute tank this just doesn't do anything for me yeah is his style is his style uh he he has a scrambler like he does he is a mobile quarterback he was hurt so he came out and said something like about how he had some a hand thing so it was worse than a match than we kind of thought so his thumb yeah he had he had a thumb deal and he had surgery right before the texas o u game that's right he was like two weeks before he was saying like i i saw me like i could i was basically throwing with two fingers on the ball so he missed the game right before Texas OU and then he was good enough to play, did not play well through some interceptions, doing the traffic a lot.

Anyway, he might, he might, maybe that held him back last year and he's going to have a good season. But if we, this like, oh my God, he's put on mass. He's about to go off. Like that, well, that doesn't mean shit. I'm sorry. I'll tell you this. Texas posted a video.

You probably saw it of their quarterbacks doing some offseason stuff, like the whole quarterback room. And Arch is looking big. Arch is a big, he's not a lanky kid, but he's put on some muscles well. Yeah. Which he actually needs because I feel like he's, when he's taking hits, he's gotten a little dinged. Well, plus he had a terrible offensive line last year. So, yeah, I don't know, man.

If you told me my quarterback put on a bunch of mass, I would be like, okay, is he faster, though? Yeah. Okay, he's more durable, maybe more durable. Is this going to help him read the defense better? Yeah. Or make bad decisions throwing into traffic. It just doesn't do anything for me. I don't know, but I would rather, like, if you ask me, like, knowing nothing else, would you rather your quarterback be, like, swole?

And I'd be like, yeah. Yeah. Oh, my God, be just yoked. It's more sick. Okay. I just don't know if, I just don't know if a quarterback, it might help him take a hit, sure. Feels like you're big mad right now. I'm not big, man.

I'm not going to, like, 315 pounds. I'm still waiting for John McTeer to show us something. Oh. He just did. Exactly. It's an off-season workout, which doesn't do anything for me. He said bet. You won the natty in off-season workouts. He did.

What is Texas done? Jalen Hurst squats like 700 pounds. Which is one reason why he's so good at the tush push, I think. Anyway, I just, I don't know of an instance where a quarterback just stacked on a bunch of mass and suddenly he became like a really good quarterback. Maybe they're going to turn him into the bell dozer. Oh, shit. Maybe that's the plan. Yeah, maybe so.

They were going to kick him out to the edge over there. Maybe we'll run some tight end. The Belldozer, of course, switched to tight end at some point. That's right. Because he just wasn't very good at playing the position of quarterback. He was not a great quarterback. So we'll see how John Matier does this season. Still in the league?

Wouldn't he have the Chiefs for a while? He was. I don't know if he's still in the league or not. Blake Bell, that is. We're talking about the Belldozer. The Belldozer, of course. Ah, the Belldozer. When Tyrone Swoops was quarterback for Texas.

he was number 18 and they called him it was like the 18 wheeler package because he was just he ran he ran the ball also not a good quarterback turns out it did beat Notre Dame that one time though that's true when everyone thought Texas was back and they weren't watching that game at Maddo Ranchos yeah Mattel Ranchos

it's Maddo Ranchos and Mattel Ranchos Bottom line I'm excited for college football I'm very excited and the fact that it's next month has got me a little it's got the vibes right Dave That's all I got, ma'am. Okay. Exciting times.

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What's going on? You see this text that Brett sent us? No. Looks like a proposal is happening on top of the Empire State Building. This is currently happening. People have climbed to the very tip-top of the Empire State Building, and there is a a marriage proposal going on up there. This is fucking nuts.

Like they're not supposed to be there? And they have masks. They're not supposed to be. They're masked up. So you can't. They're trying to stay, uh, keep their identities hidden, I guess. Because I don't believe this is legal.

Who, are they gonna, are they gonna base jump off of this thing? That would be, that would be fucking sick. This is crazy. Sorry. Does it look like they have-

Can you pull it up, Randall? Yeah, I'm doing that right now. Let's pull this up for the people. This is live. See, this is what you guys are missing if you're not watching live. We break news on this show. Of course, Randy pulls up Fox News. This is what Brett sent us.

Oh, damn. This is kind of crazy. Are they masked up? Yeah. Yeah, they have masks. I mean, they're going to get arrested, right? Yeah. Unless they base jump and drip far enough away to make an escape.

Well, it looks like they don't have backpacks. Was she? Yeah. This is crazy town, man. Come, my lady. Come, come, my lady. You're my butterfly. Sugar, baby.

Speaking of classic rot, bough, bough, bada-mow. She said yes. Oh, good. I would hope so. Yeah, it'd be a long way to go. She said yes. So they didn't like,

they didn't free sell of the building. I'm assuming they just walked up and broke down a door and walked up the ladders. It got to the ceiling. It got to the roof and then climbed up the little antenna. I think that's what they did, yeah. Well, I wish them well.

Hoping for a safe descent down. You got to send a message. You got to throw the book at them. Yeah. It can't be doing it. That you saw. That's right. Dude.

Uh-uh. I've thought about that movie. I've told you just. I get it. I don't really want to go through that. I get it, dog. So anyways, it's Rea time. What's going out with this story?

There's a parasite that is kind of associated with international travel, but it's made its way here, and it's in 20 states, including Texas. There's only like, I think there's less than 30 cases in Texas. But apparently most of these people, like none of these people have like said, like gotten back from overseas. I was like, why? What's going on? Why is this here? Anyway, it's just giving everybody diarrhea. A lot of people have been, I guess, fallen.

in bushes falling off their ladders sliding in the second sliding in the third even you feel a little turd juicy gross well i don't like this man i better watch your watch your butt dude you get some butt stuff recently right you miss like a week yeah okay we don't need to talk about that did you bring this in here important dude there's a stigma uh-huh about diarrhea yeah there's a stigma about talking about it. It's real time. Happens everybody, man. Exactly. Yeah. We all did it. Yeah. The hottest person you've ever seen has had diarrhea at one point. I just want to say like the way they're like billing it. It's like it's like they're using like the explosive diary. I'm reading it like it's like the daily mails reading it to me or whatever. And I'm just like dude, isn't all of that like kind of expo? I know there's like levels but like look it's all bad. You don't have to put like the performative words on it. Like we get like, yeah, it gives you that one thing and it's not good.

It's probably just regular diarrhea. Yeah, and all of that, that's always bad. That's never like, oh, that wasn't that bad. It's always bad. You're not having a good time. It changes the equation for you. Depending on what you're doing. You're like, oh.

And this can cause nausea, vomiting. Ooh, I have my street going. I can't get this. Of never vomiting? Yeah. Gotcha. Gotcha. Just be careful out there, Dylan.

I will. Don't be getting any parasites. If there's a tum-tun who can handle it, though, it's definitely mine. I don't know if you can. Again, how much... Going back a month ago. You missed, like, a month of the shows. I didn't miss a month of shows.

It was definitely a week. You lost seven pounds. That was different. Yeah. No, that was it. That was it. He gained seven pounds, gained it back, and then lost it in Cabo? Yeah.

I gained it in Cabo and I must have brought something back with me and I immediately lost all of it. That's what that movie, Will Smith was about seven pounds. Really? Yeah. About a trip to Cabo? Yeah. I didn't realize that. And then he should himself.

It was in a good movie. You know, there's usually, there's usually, like, we're on a run of having at least one segment that's like poop forward. We might need to hit the, hit the kibosh button on that for a little bit. Look, there was two today. and let's just say I'm not the one bringing these to the show. That's these guys. Hey, you have access to the rundown. If there's something you'd like rather talk about, go ahead and change it.

You do have that ability. There you go. You say, you know, maybe we're doing too much. But I will say, when people are actively DM in the account being like, please show this to Randy, it's re-atire. He's got Randy back to Twitter. He did the tweet. Yeah, last time I went on Twitter, I had about 20 notifications.

that were all that little purple star that says in case you missed it so I'm like I'm just barely ever on Twitter nowadays KJ even got a notification that Randy Trumbacki owner of the dimad dumb tweeted in a long time it was just me quote tweeting the story

saying it's free of time how long has it been since the stash went has it been a week yet six days you should grow slowly huh you really does grow slower than I thought I think it was Thursday morning so tomorrow week tomorrow I'm tracking for my own

I'm tracking just because I'm at some point this thing's gonna go and I'm just gonna be curious because my guess was like it'll be back in stash mode two and a half weeks yeah so I don't know man you're giving me pause

I'm about a week I mean it'll be back it's been on one week as you said this stash chickadee China Chinese chicken Chinese chicken man so I think I'll be back

up and running by two half weeks well for sure If I just trimmed this up too, it would be, it would look much better because it would look much darker. All right. Don't you worry. Is Matt, what's Meg thinking of just five o'clock scruff, Randall? You know, she loves me for me.

She loves me for me. That's not a good song. You just pop songs of the early 2000s. Save you. Not a classic. Not a classic. Not a classic. Not a classic.

Not a classic. Not a class or not yet. Never will be. Doesn't meet the hallmarks. But. No, I'll be back soon enough. She's, she's, she's ready for the mustache to be back, I think. I think we all are, dude.

Yeah, me too. I kind of like 5 o'clock shadow, Randall. I don't love the guy, but I like him. Oh, thank you. All right, Dorn, do another segment. I think we're out, dog. No, just do long. We can't, we can't add in a poop segment, according to you.

We can't warn the public, do our public duty about the parasite. So go, man. You want everybody to get sick. We do a PSA over here, and you're making it all about poop. Just stay safe out there, all right? Wash your hands. Keep your butt on a swivel. Keep your butt on a swivel.

Keep those hands clean. Yeah, there you go. Now's the time to really start washing them. We got another episode tomorrow, but I'll do a PSA right now. Hey, hey, stand a little bit back when you light your fireworks. I don't want anyone losing fingers. Light fuse. Get away.

button reverse there it back up man yeah it gets too many people i'm kind of i'm gonna post fireworks part of my life like as far as like doing them i like still like to go watch them but there was a run there i mean really into my 30s where i was like like a little kid i would go drop i'd go drop a hundred bucks at the fucking stand i love that shit i did last year because i hadn't been able to like light off fireworks in a long time and i was back home in the midwest and like going to my aunt's place. Fuck it. I'm going to get some fireworks for the fam.

It was great. I'm going to put an M-80 in freaking Dylan's toilet. Please don't do that. Cherry bomb in your toilet like Bart Simpson did at school. He had cherry bomb down the toilet and flushed and it fucked up all the plumbing. Yeah. Springfield High.

It's an explosive. Springfield's all memory. He was in high school? No, it's definitely not. He never got older, did he? It always weirded me out when they did like the jumps forward like Lisa as like an adult looking for NASA or some shit and it's just like ah she sounds the exact same they did a whole this is probably after your guys's time Rugrats they did a whole a series of all grown up

I watched Rugrats where they didn't watch the adult Rugrats yeah they're all teenagers how about that did you watch Rugrats Dylan I caught it every now and then but it definitely wasn't like I would sat down and looked for it kind of thing. I remember the song. Reptar. Do do do do do do do. Yeah, it was like a xilot.

Yeah, it's good. Yeah. Didn't make our draft board. It was on my list, but I did not pick it. Yeah. We got a footy game going on right now. Some people are horny with it. What's the score?

England is losing. One nil? Yep. To Congo. Typical England losing in July. Actually, I think... Around here, we don't have ACM, sorry. Our water is not iced.

That was your biggest takeaway from Europe. Oh, they went to the very tip-top of the needle. So now what's happening? They have a sign. It says it's blowing the wind. It's hard to make out. It says it's re-atat. When the power of love beats the love of power.

Ooh, a statement. The world is a vampire. The world knows. What's that last word? It's blown in the wind. Knows ball. I don't know. I can't see it.

They're getting their message out via circling back, though. Yeah, we're kind of their mouthpiece. Peace. The world knows peace. That's the power of love. What if he did a hog reveal? Kind of a beautiful message. What if it was a hog reveal?

That was like it was a big. set up for this guy to reveal hog you've got to get past it dude no one's not going to reveal hog it's like whatever who's the fox these guy now is it ship shepherds he's not in there it's a guy

oh he's pulling something oh it's a hog get cut it cut it cut it cut it's a hog yeah what if he just got too excited he's on top the empire state building his his girlfriend now is his fiancee he just doesn't know what to do and just whips it out that would be such a weird panic move that should not be the panic, maybe that'll put you in jail, get you on a list.

Like, how'd you get on the list? Well, I climbed the entire state building, got freaked out and did a hog for you. It wasn't great. There's cameras. It's so stupid. Sock. I regret it. All right.

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