Circling Back - From The Clouds | Circling Back 9-1-26

Episode Date: September 1, 2026

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Maddo Ranchos, Maddo Ranchos. Good morning. We're back. It's a circling back podcast. What a day. What a morning. My name is Dave. Welcome to the show.

Producing, handling all the technical matters, Randall Trebaki. Beepa poop. Hi, Dave. I got major Randy Rates Frozen news upcoming on the social medias. But for now, just go to Randy Trebaki or

Circling Back Pod and just see the Mats review I just posted. You did Mats? Oh, yeah, I did Mats. Battles? Let's watch that live here in a minute. Actually, someone already did a Mattle Rancho's review. I want to watch it live.

Critique it. You want to watch it live? Well, let's introduce Dylan. Madal Ranchos. Don't shivery. Don't shiver. Don't shiver. Okay.

Dude, I was just, I was just bopping to that new Frankie Pulitzer. You guys hear about this? Dude's got some bars, man. We didn't talk about that all yesterday. We weren't. We didn't. I don't know why.

Check out Frankie Pulitzer. Who's the hottest new guy in the rap game. Is he just like some underground guy that I've never heard of? Good question. He's the hottest new guy in the rap game. Yeah. Dude's got bars. No, but really?

Really. Good question, Randy. I think this is his first rap album. It's Tom Hardy. It's Tom Hardy. Who somehow is good. So, like real good. That's Bain. I just had to look it up. I don't, you were in the bathroom squeezing a little peepee out, I imagine. Is that what you're doing in there? I was squeezing, yeah. I heard the line Cooper flag and a do rag. Yeah. And I was like, whoa, what just happened? Okay. It wasn't Tom Hardy. Was it was. I think it was our face. Okay. The other dude. I'm not, look, I'm not going to actually.

like I'm not familiar with British rap. I do like what I hear of, uh, rap across the pond. I'm a real hip-hop head over here. Whoa. M.F. Doom. Mr. Culture. Always been a fan. Uh, but yeah, the Tom Hardy thing was getting widely, uh, widely praised online. And I was, uh, juxtaposing it, if you will, with, um, another, uh, man who recently tried to make his, uh, musical debut. A man? or a polarizing figure? You're right. Well, some say both.

And it was just funny how one guy was like immediately getting cred and love and it's like, because I think he's universally thought of as like a cool guy. And the other guy like dropped two seconds of an album. People are like, well, this is literally the worst thing that's ever happened.

Why would anybody do this? It really is good. I mean, I've been listening to it. It helps to drop a track where you got Method Man on there. Yeah, method man goes pretty hard on this. You get the Wutang cosine. Yeah.

But yeah. I mean, Tom Hardy, though, he brings it. Yeah, Frankie Pulitzer is his rap name. And there's a video from the track called Mad Technology. They do a little music video. And Tom Hardy is the one with his face covered. Anyway, check it out. Non-spon.

I'm not going to expose anybody, but one of our social media correspondence was unaware of this. And he's like, Tom Hardy has an album. I'm like, dude, what? You're more online than me. Who? Is Landry? Oh, shit. Come on, Landry.

Be better. What's he doing, dog? Make it make sense. I've been spending it full. All right. Let's not run that back. I think what Dave said yesterday that he was holding his own with Method Man. Straight up.

You know. Not easy to do. No. You shit for brain, no name lame that bites like Kudjo. I'd rather masturbate to Kathy Bates than hear you flow. That's a Tom Hardy bar. Kathy Bates, getting old drive by her. She's like, what?

I've done anything in years. Leave me alone. It's Kathy Bates a lot. You can look it up. We need to know before we continue the show. Kathy Bates, um, it appears so. Okay, well, sorry that she had to. She got a, she got a straight, had to know one.

One of her peers in the screen actors guild. 78 years old. It's like, hey, mom, I don't know if you've heard this. Tom Hardy just kind of back, you know, he kind of dissed you a little bit. She's like, what did they say? You'd rather masturbate to you than listen to someone, flow. Oh. Well, that's kind of nice.

Why me? Why me? Well, it just kind of fit the bar, the rhyme scheme, what they were doing at that time. I don't think they've been in a movie together. Surely they haven't. I'll look it up. There is an IMBD collaborator that you can search like two different things. Let's tap into that.

I'll look. Hey, why don't you show us that beautiful frozen review, bud? Let's do it now. Everybody's been properly introduced. Okay. You know, while you pull it up,

I'm going to say this. We're doing cold calls from two to three central today. We've got, have you looked at the spreadie? I haven't yet. The spreadies looking full. We need to add these to the must call list. We'll do.

But these are. We got some good ones. Oh, he's got a fun shirt alert. I've always got fun shirt alerts. Stay out of Matt. Frozen reviews. Stay out of Matt's influencers. No.

All right. Here it is. All right. Back for another Randy Race Frozen. Matt's El Rancho. Matt El Rancho is however you want to pronounce it. Got the house marred frozen here. I'm trying to talk directly in the microphone because this place is loud.

The atmosphere is unbeatable of Matt's review for the atmosphere. It's a time. Because everyone's going to want to know what the order was. Pond of shrimp fajitas. Reposite real quick. Small bob. Gonna come to Matt, you're gonna get it. I can hear it in your voice.

This isn't your first cocktail of the night, is it? That was. It was? I was just. You sounded drunk. I'm very raspy because just, I was just trying to, like, yell a little bit so that you hear it. And like, I was kind of loud in there.

Okay. Was it the first one of the day? Look at those big old chip. You sounded like you were one or two deep, which is fine. I just, you know, I thought I'd point it out. I was very, I think I was very frazzled because it was was we put our name in. We're like, all right, going to go get a Marg at the bar.

And I look at my phone, I immediately have a table. I'm like, okay, I wasn't ready for this. So we're like, I was going to go do the review outside because you can do on the like front patio now. So I'm running around. We have to go there. And then also they immediately came up and like took our order. So trying to do this really quick before they come back and like give us our food. It was, I was, I was, I was frazzled.

This is frazzled, Randy. This is frazzled. Is this post pool? Uh, ooh, maybe. I think, yeah. Yeah. Dude, that Bob Armstrong Diff looks so hard. It looks fantastic. Look, there's big chips, too.

All right, we'll continue. Fives are unbeatable at mass. They are the best. Salt, as always. All right, let's go ahead. Don't close up with the salt. They do it right. It's so good.

Perfect amount of lime. It says it's great. I'm speaking directly in the microphone. this time so that I make sure I get this because it's so loud that's an a five easily a five i'm going to finish the holding and have another one eight five mat's is amazing come here you drunk have fun i love it he loves him dude i love it i love it man that's that's that's what you're looking for yeah yeah no BS no funny stuff just just a real match review for the people you can expect mats to be even busier moving forward after this review

Ranchos. I'll say this. That's a high pressure sitch because you don't want to, you're in the main room there, right? Oh, yeah. You don't want to fuck up. That's Spotlight Central. Look, I'm not trying to do content in the main room.

I don't want to run a foul of any of the norms there. I don't want the gold ring guy to walk over and give me one of these. Just smack you with that with that Hanifluencer bashing time. Oh, yeah, I was scared. But I mean, we got it out, man. You did it, dude. It's tactical. You really did it.

All right. You did get some footage for the patio, too, which I appreciate. All right, let's see. I'm going to see if there's any results for all the two. Yeah, as soon as you see like entertainment tonight and Good Morning America, that just means I don't think that they were ever really in a project together, Kathy Bates and Tom Hardy. Oh, yeah, I knew.

Yeah. Okay. You ever know if they could be. I thought maybe if there's like a personal relationship there, he'd be like, look, I'm going to drop this bar about you. Like, don't take it personally. Like, we know what time is the joke is that like you are so unsightly. Yes.

But this guy who's also a rapper, he's such a bad rapper, I would actually rather whack off to you. That's what he's implying there. How do they say whacking off over there? Over there in the UK, I'm not sure what the terminology looks like. There's no way you know, no offense.

Having a good, cool maybe. Is that it? Yeah, having a wink. Having a wink. Fun fact, Randy did know. Yeah. I was going to say. I thought like a name.

Yeah, real wankers, no. This guy. Speaking of, you can't watch us on Spotify. You can watch us on YouTube. Go check it out. What do what? What do you mean speaking of? You can watch us.

Yeah. Not do that, though. You can do that if you want. You're always putting your feet up there, although not as much now that we've got a football helmet from Taylor McCard. From the Manning camp. That's right. Do we need to take it out of the?

I don't know. no man it's i don't know it would look better on the shelf probably without the the casing but what if it's like a collector's item one day and we ruined it by taking it out i don't know it's not signed is it it's like we should have got taylor to sign it it's like a uh star wars figurine from the you know the 1979 that's like you know worth 40 000 because it's just like in the package for sure for saying one day yeah i know collectibles work anyway watch us on uh youtube or spotify watch us live on YouTube, huh? How's a chat? Good. I'm reading

about what people are thinking about mats. To a lot of people, that's the first time they've seen inside the wall. No, dude, the food's overrated. That's fine. It's just fine. It was a frozen review. Can I drop a quick Parks baseball note? He had his first practice last night, and dude was playing so hard. I've never seen the guy, like, go all out like that. I'm really proud of him.

Maybe he's, uh, maybe that testosterone's kicking in. You're starting to get competitive. I mean, puberty is knocking on the door. What does that sound like? Hey, man, hey. Is that out? No, that's not what puberty talks. Hey, man, let's get, let's get the, no.

Puberty's much more alpha. Let's get the hormones firing, man. Puberty's a little more alpha. He's still a little. But puberty is. Yeah. Hey, man. Hey, bro.

You got crack your life. Puberty's that football coach throwing the red man in his cheek. You're about to get mad horny, bro. Don't like it a woman disrespect you. Don't you. You're about to get horny, beer. What was that, okay, what was that coach that we were watching earlier? Just throw that.

Buddy Stevens? Oh, I thought you're talking about from Coach Week. That guy's fucking awesome. Hey, running out. Hey, running out. Hey. Hey, you hit it, you drop the bat. You run to first.

Don't watch it. If I catch you pimping it, I'm going to catch you on the bench. I'm going to catch you right there on that bench. Buddy Stevens, yeah. Yeah. You don't think it's the coach from coach back to school. That's saying don't let a woman disrespect you or your manhood. Coach Luke.

Coach Luke. Hey, do me a favor. Would you run to first base and stop looking at it? Act like you've hit a ball hard before. There's no walking on my field. Hey, I don't really care, dude. I'm not going to call you, too. I've never seen a guy put such a big wad of chewing tobacco in.

It's half the bag, if not more, of Red Man, which is the real shit. So they're still making that? I don't know. I mean, clearly. Has it been canceled yet? I don't. They haven't pivoted to man. I'm not putting man in my cheek.

Fellas. You've got to see this. Oh, is it gay to put a red man in your cheek? I don't know, dude. Hey, do me a favor. Were you just step on the bag and stop chirping? Oh, boy. He got fired, buddy Stevens.

What do you do? I don't know. I don't know. That's all I got on that. Oh, that's fine. Well, what time did they do practice? 7.30. That's nice.

I mean, I know it's annoying to be late, but I mean, at least it's not one or two. Getting home at 9.15 kind of stinks, but it's obviously a bit cooler at night. Compare that with my upcoming T-ball practice at 5 p.m. Yeah. Which will, you know, which is great. Get home. You're home at 615, 6.30. However, there's going to be two showers taken.

It's just the nature of the game. The whole thing, man. That's fine. No, he looked good. He hit the ball well, flashing a little leather, tracks and fly balls. Proud of him, man. He went all out. You said this already, but most of these kids are new.

Like, I mean, he doesn't know a lot of these guys? Yeah, he knew just a small handful of them. Okay. He played, his coach is a coach he had two seasons ago. So a few core kids are back. Good squad. I thought about, I thought about parks yesterday. I was watching a Dustin prodroia video.

You know, Dustin's, he's known for being a shorter feller. Sure. And he was talking about 11 and 12 year olds playing baseball on how, like, at this age, it's just, it still should be all about having fun. Yeah. It's the stuff you're like, yeah, that all checks out. But he's like, he's like, look, here's the deal. If they're talented, like they'll find a way.

Don't just make sure they're having fun. don't overdo it with the select you know the travel ball all the crap i like it and i was like man this might be the i don't know if i've ever heard dustin projia speak before yeah a guy who's he's been there and done it good ball player good ball player and i was thinking that because rogsy my my son he's uh he's only five and a half they'll be six and how many months ready not three to four probably certainly not yeah and uh you know i always tell roads like don't feel bad that you're you're not as tall as some of the guys in your team you just got to hustle you got to right you got to play it out

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said it happened and I was just thinking how mad I would be if I was driving and this happened to me. This is just, this won't take long. It's a story that happened on Sunday evening. Bazaar. Parks was at a buddy's house who actually lives close to where we are right now. And so we were coming to pick them up. We are at the intersection of Minshaka and Southamar. I know that a lot of you don't know what doesn't really matter. But there is an apartment building there, like a three-story apartment building and some restaurants and whatever it's a busy row i missed that part i thought this was by a park or something like that it was a middle of self-l-l-lawed didn't we sneakie look at an office back over there like uh no maybe not that's a little bit more north like off old turf

okay yeah yeah anyway we're at the intersection uh red light ready to take a right turn and out of nowhere a basketball that was clearly dropped from a very high altitude hits my hood just out of nowhere no one's around i mean there are cars around but we didn't see any people it's like they were on top of this apartment building or something but there's no there's no reason that anyone would be i don't even know if there's a rooftop deck up there did someone punt it dude i have no idea it's giving punt a basketball hit my hood the hood of my vehicle and dented it it's not a big dent but there's a clear dent there you can see the perfect outline of a basketball still there in my hood you can go look at it and there's a small dent right in the middle of it and we looked around um don't we have no idea what

happened and it was clear to go so we were like i don't know what it's going to do to get out of the car and like investigate the situation so we just drove off um i left work yesterday like 415 4 30-ish. It's just, the basketball is still there on the sidewalk. It's just sitting there. Yeah. What the hell happened? All right, I have a theory.

You used to say you once had the wettest J in Austin. Yeah, yeah. Do you think maybe God was saying, all right, hot shot? Bet. Yeah. It's like someone threw it out of a Cessna or something that was flying over Austin. I really have no idea where this ball came from. Well, I did just look at it.

Oh, I didn't see if they'd be in the air. That's a good point, Dylan. Dude Perfect was in Austin July 9th, but I haven't seen that being here. That's good investigating. Maybe Tyler punted one really high. It's just no landing. Maybe that punted around Lubbock way. I have no theory about what could have happened.

So I'm glad that you didn't do the ultra-embarrassing move of like getting out of the car and looking around like, who did it? Because, I mean, cars were behind me. Yeah. I would have held up the whole lane there just to get out. And then I would have looked around like, uh. And then what? I would have picked up the ball and it just started going. I always started just crossing cars over.

Okay. Yeah. I was just causing flat tires. I didn't think of that. Yeah. Causing flat tires. Yeah. Because the cars, oh shit.

Which way is he going? Yeah. And then before they know it. Yeah. That's what I would have done. But we, you know, teach his own. Bizarre, man. You had your wife in the car.

I did. She was with me. She was very startled. It was loud. Yeah. Did y'all go, whoa. Oh, yeah. It was super loud.

It was super loud. It's not like someone didn't just toss it. I mean, this came from high. You think it might have been a run by bawling? Could have been. But, like, why didn't that person retrieve their ball? You know what I mean? I'm just very interested because, like, it's not like you're by a park

or, like, by a basketball court. This is a middle of, like, a busy street. Yes. Yes. Can't explain it. It is what it is, man. I got a little dent in my hood that it'll probably never fix. Was it a nice basketball?

Was it a Spalding? Didn't get a great look at it? Just a classic like leather. Just an outdoor. Brownish. Yeah. Basketball, I think. It wasn't like a cool, like a little mini one you win at the fair.

No, it was a full size, full size basketball. I think you should go back and see if it's there. And if it's still there, you should get that basketball. It might be an omen. It's my, that's my ball. Yeah. You fuck my hood up. It's going to cost you a basket, one basketball.

Let's put it in the stew. Okay. If it's still there, I'll go grab it. I will. That's all I got on that. Weird situation. Dang. I know, right?

What's going on? What's going on? I don't really want to ride with you. Yeah, me either. Here's a good theory. Whitty said, some mom was sick as shit of their kid bouncing the ball in their house

and tossed it out the apartment window. Yeah, how close are the apartment? Honestly, there's a pretty big sidewalk there, probably 12 to 15 feet a sidewalk and then you got the building did you see the angle of attack it dude it seemingly came straight down do it show me again it seemingly came straight down okay okay i did a visual there yeah all right that's it man i got to go i did not know this happened on south mar i'm gonna look next time just like i need to assess this maybe i'll just walk there and do a 360 video so people can see.

Yeah, do that. Make sure you get the ball. That's our ball now. Yeah. I mean, it's Dillens, but I think now that it's, we're going to put the ball in here somewhere. Or are we? I don't know.

Is it, what's up with this ball? Maybe scan it, see if there's any electromagnetic fields. Hopefully it's not possessed or anything. That's how I was thinking as well. I told Will that story and he was like, dude, it's just something with you and in cars and weird things happening. Yeah. It's part of the whole lore there.

We saw what other possessed sporting equipment can do to a media company, Dave. I don't think I want that around here. That's right. He's talking, of course, about the good, good Callaway driver. Of course. Yeah, well, similar thing happened to me recently. Really? We were ghost hunting, and all I wanted to do, there was like a glass of whiskey.

And it's like, we put it out to lure the old spirits. And all I wanted to do is drink it. I had like the urge to drink that whiskey. And then what happened next? I drank the whiskey. And then what? You were completely satisfied. I could have got drunk.

I did get drunk. You could get drunk. I did. And then I kept drinking. I kept drinking, bringing another one. Yeah, it was the weirdest thing. I'm trying to think on like the realm of balls that could land randomly onto the, your hood of your vehicle.

Baseball you don't want. Baseball is more like a harder ball, smaller, but it feels like it's going to make a more intrusive dent. The worst is probably like a bowling ball. Bowling ball for sure. Yeah. I'm thinking about the ones that are more likely. Like a basketball doesn't seem likely unless you're by a park.

Like a golf ball or baseball, sure. But, uh, yeah. A similar thing happened to me a few years back. Again, you've tried full of stories today. I didn't tell you guys this. This is back when I was living in Minnesota. I was in the back of my limousine. I was a real hot shot attorney.

And we were driving and I had got a DWI. So I had a driver. And we had stopped and all of a sudden, a hockey puck shattered the window. And we were like right by this alley and I looked over. And there's this, this seemingly a near-do-well near do well who just for some reason was hitting slap shots at the street and he had shouted this window and I got out he tried to run like whoa whoa whoa that's the best dang

slap shot I've ever seen and come to find out he was he was a hockey player and he he I had this rag tag of kids group of kids that I was coaching and he joined the team and he would have eventually become one half of the bash brothers so that's what happened there Sounds familiar. We went to the Junior Goodwill games a couple of years later. Really? Cool. Yeah, I fell in love with the Swedish or an Icelandic young lady.

And my team got mad at me because we got ice cream together. But to be fair, she was smoking hot, so deal with it. I didn't know any of this about you. Yeah, I don't know. You don't pay attention. Nobody cares. I'm glad that you gave up your hot shot lawyering and decided to get into media. I decided to get into coaching, actually.

Okay. I loved it. Hey, would you do me a favor? I'd shatter my window. Would you guys move the puck? Would you move the puck? Would you stop dumping it? Stop dumping the puck?

That's not a hockey coach. It's not a hockey coach who's talk. Yeah, we need right in here to do hockey stuff. Dump and chase, man. Randy, you want to tell your story from the weekend now? Sure, sure. We're, since we're telling stories. So I completely forgot about this, which was, you know, a funny part of the weekend.

So I told, said I was going to Hamilton Pool. we went early in the morning and we were packing up the back of the car at my apartment complex and you know my apartment complex it's kind of surrounded by woods so we get a lot of animals around you know me I love my birds

that come by my bird feeder owls you have an owl I do have an owl that comes by and it's funny because we had just seen a mom deer and it's a little dough too like as we're packing the thing and like oh look at wildlife side

out today we have some squirrels that are are at the place. And, you know, they're not, you know, wild squirrels. They are, but like, not like you get within 20 feet of them. They dart away. They're city squirrels. Like, somewhat domesticated. Yeah, you can kind of get close to them, but still you get like five feet from them. They're going to, they're going to run away from you. So we're packing up the car. And I see the squirrel come out of the brush. And like, it's kind of like making its way towards me. I'm like, okay, it's just going to veer off. I even say to it, oh, hi, buddy. And it's making like a beeline

to me. And I'm like, okay, I move a little bit to the side. It changes directions. And it's like, all right, clearly this thing is coming for me. And it got like probably three feet away from me. And it jumped on me. It jumped on my leg. It jumped on your leg. It jumped on my leg. I had like a bag of recycling. So looked it up later, maybe I thought I had a bag of food and I was going to feed it. But it jumped on me. And I immediately had to like chew it off. Like, it didn't bite me or anything. It did give me a little scratch with its, with this little, you know, squirrel nails. And it gets down and doesn't like run off. It then turns this attention to Megan and starts like going up to Megan. And she's screaming. She's hollering. I'm laughing at this point because it's

freaking hilarious. And then it made its attention back at me. And I just started windmilling the bag trying to get off. If it was about to jump on me again, I was a, I was about to send it sailing. You're going to kill us. I was going to kill us. I was going to. I was going to I was, I was gonna hit it with a, you know, a paper bag full of recycling. And then it just like kind of went away. It didn't like run away. But I got, I got maybe attacked by a squirrel. I think it was coming up for a little hug.

But Megan was not happy about it. She wanted me to go to the hospital. She did. We looked, I looked it up on like, rabies is very rare with squirrels. But yeah. Have you ever been jumped? Like a squirrel just come up to you and just jump on your leg? This never happened to me.

I'm going to look up and see if this is a good omen or a bad omen. If Stella was there, she would have run that thing off. So it was just like, I wish there was a camera that we could find the footage because this little squirrel is just like running us all over the parking lot. It was quite funny. Damn. Yeah. But here's the thing, Dave.

Glad you didn't kill it. My middle name is Francis, St. Francis, patron state of animals. I've always been a big animal lover. So I'm giving the squirrel the benefit of the doubt that I just wanted a little bit of food and it wanted to be one to make a buddy. Yeah. You know, in some tribal tradition, small animals like squirrels act as playful tricksters. It could have been a trickster. Or they carry warnings and chatter messages about their surroundings or environment.

Hmm. Interesting. Okay. I've never, I've had one squirrel approach me at my old house. I mean, it just walked right up to me. Didn't jump on me. The jump on me thing would make me a little uncomfortable for reasons you've out. outlined. Yeah. You know, you don't want, you don't want those little squirrel nails, Randy. I just didn't want to bite me. It didn't break skin, but it did give me a little scratch. You know, rabies, if you get rabies, it's fatal. I know. But you don't have rabies. We would have seen signs. Yeah. I don't know.

We wanted to go to the pool the other day and I was like, I don't know. It's a little scary. It's a little scary. Did you treat the wound? I did. We went to Lone Star, Colacci, and I just went in the bathroom and I put some soap and water and then we went over to her friend's house and put some alcohol on it. So Dylan has dropped a deuce at the shoe store. We don't need to keep bringing that out. And you have treated a squirrel wound

in the Kalachi store. Yes. I guess it's up to me to complete the, I don't know what I need to do. You're out on bathrooms now. Bathroom breaks. You're pissing on the side of roads. That's true.

I'm probably going to use a bathroom at something. point, like a public one. Okay. Probably here pretty shortly. But yeah. Okay. That's good. That's some good Randy and Dylan lore.

How about it, man? If I had like thicker clothing, I don't think I would have immediately. If I had like jeans and like a jacket on, like if it was, you know, colder out, I've been like, okay, let's see what this is all about. But I'm in my swimming trunks. What do you mean? Make your jacket joke. Go ahead. Go ahead.

I know. Because he didn't have a jacket on. This is what you always say. Jacket off. I see. I'm just saying if I had a thicker clothing I don't think I'd been able to bite me. What would you have allowed it to like

What was in my chubbies? Like what are the things that could have happened if you left the squirrel just have its way on your leg? Just give me a little hug. Yeah, I don't think squirrels hug people. And then it would have perched on my shoulder and then it would have been my little friend and I would have had a little squirrel friend.

Do you think you can identify the same squirrel or no? I don't think so. Oh, it's a bummer. They all look pretty similar. I did make sure I gave it a look to see if it wasn't, you know, foaming from the mouth. Like that was that was priority one but it looked fine Megan swears that had a big old scratch and scar across his face

I don't think so I think she was just making himself She's being a little from the streets yeah Classic girlfriends you know always worried about rabies I know they're so annoying yeah she was like you were laughing I'm like yeah because it was funny after the danger was done Yeah that is a little bit odd I thought this story was for sure gonna be that like some squirrel or something stole y'all's food while y'all were going up and back back and forth to the apartment Nope.

But no, you just made a friend. Maybe. This is good, man. Or an enemy. It's good that they've forgiven you after what you did to that bird here at the office. I didn't do anything of that bird. Remember that? Yeah.

I just didn't have, I didn't save it in time before the cat got it. No, you let it die. This is the squirrels being like, we know you've been living with this over your head for many years now. We want you to know that it's okay, dude. This is propaganda. Propaganda. Go read my article on Washed Weekly. And squirrels and birds are oftentimes natural enemies, right?

They compete for similar. food. We do have the squirrels come to the balcony too and drinks from the bird feeder and eat some of the food. I'm fine with it. I like the squirrels. I just don't like when they jump on me. I'm like, whoa, respect my distance.

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And he's a friend of the squirrel. Poncho is the best shirt I've ever worn. if you guys saw, I had my poncho t-shirt on yesterday. The little out, little sketch of the cowboy and his horse. I love that shirt. It's a good shirt. They're the best fitting shirts I own. You actually pick your fit, regular, slim or tall.

I've got a number of them. I've got the lightweight denim, the whitewashed denim, the Marfa. It's a pro snap. They've got that style for you. But they've also got the original, which is one that I will wear to, I'll wear it probably to tee ball practice Thursday because it's going to be hot outside and I don't sweat in it. Or the lightweight hoodies we're huge fans of.

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Go to poncho outdoors.com slash steam into your email to get $10 off and free shipping on your first order. That's P-O-N-C-H-O-Outdoors.com slash steam. Go there, drop in your email and get $10 off and free. shipping. Once you try one, you'll understand why we have a closet full. We both have closets full. We don't share a closet. That's facts. We could, but we don't. What do you want to talk about? Let's do some LSU talk. Lane Kiffin, ruining college football again. LSU drama is getting worse somehow. So we've been talking about them as well as everyone else in the sporting world because they are trying to bring NFL players back to LSU.

and they are doing so. There was a court ruling, I guess a TRO, temporary restraining order or something. You know what? A lot of people are learning a lot about the legal system just through college football. That's very true. It's kind of miserable. And so the court said actually these guys are allowed to return back to college, given that the new five-for-five rule, they have one year of eligibility left.

SEC said no actually we're not going to do that well this is before this is before SEC said you can't do that court said actually they can and so it turns out that the SEC some ADs have gotten together and they are like we have to do something about this we can't let this happen and so this comes to us from on three SEC school executives are exploring extreme measures over LSU adding former professional players. And this includes boycotting competition, placing LSU on probation, and expelling them from the SEC. Lane Kiffin spoke yesterday, I believe.

They do, you know, it's game wink, so they do their press conferences. And he's like, well, we, the court says we can do it. So as of right now, that's still the plan. I don't think the plans have been finalized yet. But all this is happening with like, what is it, four days until college football until their first game. Like it's like right up. It's just weird. The timing of it is.

Well, yeah, you have to put out death charts and all that. And like, like in theory, if you're going to go to all this trouble, then you have a guy that you think is going to fit into your system and play right away. Yeah. So it's like, yeah, this is kind of. And these are guys who obviously, like, weren't good enough to, you know, make the 53 man roster. And I understand that you got to be a damn good ball. player to make a 53-man NFL roster. So I don't know.

Are these like, are they needle movers enough for the team to go through all this trouble to get them there? I don't know the answer to that. But clearly, Lane Kippen sees value and adding these guys on the team. But the conference is not happy at all. It's not going to get as far as them getting booted from the SEC. That's not going to happen. So if you're an LSU fan, I wouldn't worry about that.

But I guess the threat does exist. It's out there. This off season, so many threats have been made to teams about boycotting because like Texas Tech with the whole quarterback situation. Do you think we're ever going to actually see a game not get played because another team is going to boycott the other team? I hope so. It would just be really funny. Like they just don't show up and like everyone's like, okay. Yeah, I mean, a lot of people would lose money and stuff.

It would be hilarious. It would be really funny. Of course, Lane Keffin is the one at the center of the drama, as he usually is. I think he just loves the drama. If that happens, the team needs to still show up, like one of the teams, the team that's not boycotting, the team that's being boycotted it and go through the Russ Wilson. Simulated. Simulated game. There's no one else on the field.

Because it would be a forfeit, right? Like a team wouldn't want to like take the, you know, a loss just because of principals, I guess, is college football. There are no principles. That's not the only thing the LSU was up to. Hey, you guys are boycotting this game, son. What are you doing? Are you boycotting the game? Oh, you're going to boycott?

I'm combining characters here and I'll stop. So the other part of this... I hate this more than anything. Yeah, this stinks. This... I don't know if this is smart or gross or both. Anyway. This would short-circuit someone 10 years ago if you told them this.

They'd be like, wait, what? So Lane Kiffin's contract includes, I believe, a $3 million bonus if LSU were to win a national championship. It's a big chunk of change, obviously. $3 million is $3 million that LSU would not like to pay out. They would like to win a national championship, however. So they have, excuse me, that through a third party, they have wagered a hedge bet. You got a hedge. hedging the bonus payout.

So through a third party, yeah, they basically have put money down on LSU to win the national championship. So if that were to happen, they would win exactly $3 million. And that would hedge against the bonus payout for Lane Kiffin, which feels really dirty. Well, it's just, it's like, I'm sure, I mean, okay. It's like, well, why put it in the contract? Like, why offer that if you're having to, like, go to great lengths to hedge? Like, you know what I mean? Like, if it's going to be that big of a deal, if you have to pay it.

Now, I'm sure this stuff goes on in other ways. I know, like, you go play a charity golf tournament and you go play the par three and you 50,000. Let's say you, $50,000 to make a hole in one, right? And there's like, they take out like an insurance. Most tournaments will take out an insurance policy just in case to hedge on that. So I don't know what, how often this goes on. I will say if it wasn't Kalshi, Kalsi just makes it feel like also dirty.

I know. I don't know what the odds are of LSU winning a national championship. It might be like a 10 to one payout. So let's say, I mean, you risk them $300,000. And they're like, all right, that's worth it. You know, we might lose. We're probably going to lose $300,000 here. But if we win, it's only going to, it's going to cost us, you know, 2.7 or sorry, whatever, you know, the numbers.

It's also like this is more money around college athletics. No, it's a third party. More money around college and universities in general. And it's like the cost of going to college is very, very pricey. And it's just hilarious that we're at the point of like, well, we've got to hedge against the bonuses for the coach. The highest, who's probably the, I mean, you know, Lynn Kiffin's almost certainly the highest paid, highest paid state employee in the state of Louisiana. Yeah, for sure. Right? For sure.

But it's just, it's just a wild world. I just, I hate gambling. The gambling culture is just so prevalent. I really, I think it's gross. Dude, you knew I see my fucking vets, dude. You can bet on fucking everything now. Yeah, I know. I have.

I mean, sports betting, this isn't, does this doesn't fall under the category, like outlandish sports betting or just betting. Dude, I'm the king of outlandish sports. Right. Are you serious? It's just, it's just dirty. Have I showed you my spreadsheet for this weekend? Would you shut the fuck up?

Have you seen my spreadsheet? No. You have to show me your spreadsheet. I've literally, I've literally got, I've got 10,000 bets. I've laid down. What's your unit? Half of them are hedges, though. Oh, you got a hedge.

Yeah, I've had a hedge. Yeah, third party, actually. You're wondering, Lane Kiffin is tied for second in college football head coaches. I pay. It is Kirby Smart with $13.1 million, and then Kurt Signetti and Lane Kiffin both at $13 million. Wow. Why is Sinetti? Why is he,

Paizzo, like, well, like, what did he do recently? He's a good coach. Like, why, though? Give me an example of what he's. You go to Purdue to win championships. Did you not hear our new athletic director? If you don't want to win championships,

then you should go to IU. If you want to win championships, you should come Purdue. So he's a coach at Indiana, and he's recently won a national, what sport? Football. Oh, damn.

Damn, Randy. That's why he's getting $13 million. She's pretty good, I guess. Do they redo his contract after the Natty? Yeah. Yeah. That's why he's getting paid. I was going to say, there's no way. They just said, you know what, let's get this, pay this old fucker.

Is he even that old? I don't think so. Didn't we say he looked older than he was? Or no, he is older. That's like Mike Elko certainly looks older than he is. Elko for sure. There's some hard years on that fellow. Go ahead, Dylan.

Oh, is this about Marcel Reed in his comments? I wasn't going to say that. Like he says, he's got something for Texas this year. They're going to run their secret play. They're going to run the old basketball fight of the fall of the sky play. All right, so this article from USA Today came out, and Marcel Reed was quoted as saying the following. We don't like Texas. I don't like Texas.

It sucks that we've lost to them twice, but they're coming here this year, so they're going to have to pay. I've got something for them for sure. Oh. You know what? Good. Yeah. I like this. Yeah.

Talk your shit, man. It makes a game more fun when stuff like this happens. It is a bigger game than the others, you know, act like you. Mm-hmm. I mean, Texas has two, like, legit rivalry games. Yeah. And both of them will be not home games. You can throw Arkansas.

Arkansas and Texas old Southwest Conference rival, it used to be a big one. Yeah. Used to be. Dave doesn't even care about our. longhorns though dylan in texas beat all three of them last year i'm watching this i'm watching my tide in a down year i got my my ear to the tide i'm i'm i've got an eye on bama you know i know will's we what did will say yesterday do he say he's in on on texas this year or no he's out on football okay he's just taking a break he's taking he's taking he didn't care about

michigan didn't care about texas he's just out this year don't get back in once once the Once he sees what his tide are doing, I think he might be singing a different tune. Well, I don't know. I'm just looking through my spreadsheet. And God. And all your bets? Yeah. I got so many freaking bets, dude.

All my units? Yeah. Yeah. Wait, do you ever take the under? What? Well, only if I'm hedging. Oh, okay. How big is your unit again?

That's, you're going to ask me that? That's a Patreon question, bud. You're betting unit? This guy. A dollar Okay I told you I've got 10,000 bets I don't have that much money

They're all one unit bets Yeah yeah You're doing the Sorsby method I don't know man you're asking a lot of questions here Like what is even happening Randy Can you get me a sec? I don't know he's a freaking nark Hang on

You made him have to cool down With his water Just feel like I'm like being interrogated here We're just trying to talk ball And you're like oh dude how much money do you have You know what Dylan? How much money do you have? you make sports betting. You're going to power me down? No. Hey, you're a pussy-ass bitch.

That's right, dude. Oh, man. When's the last time? Have you ever sent out a 3 a.m. tweet? Surely. I have, but it was pre-content. Those are real player hours. Those are, look, if you're tweeting at 3 a.m. This is still up. He hasn't taken it down. No, you got to lean in. At 2.38 a.m., Matt Kendrick, who is the CEO of Goodgood, decided that, and it's not a stretch to say he was probably a little sauced up at 2.38 a.m. You don't know that, dude. No, because someone commented Matt was deep in the grape last night. He just said, no, just up early. Oh, dude, maybe he's on a little bit of a different sketch. Oh, these are real grinder hours. He decided to weigh. What's bullshit. He's a liar. He didn't get up at 2.30.

in the morning and go straight to Twitter. Yeah, yeah, hold on. That'd be up late, not up early, I feel. What a liar. Anyway, he said, interesting that at Callaway Golf asks us to make an ad, then approves it, then asks us to take the fall, then drops us in a coordinated media blitz

and covers it up by giving a million dollars away, thinking everyone will be okay with it. 30 for 39 will be legendary. He meant 30 for 30. I believe. Yeah, when I read this the first time, I was like, am I missing the reference here? The nine and the zero are next to each other.

But he was just up early or late. Right. What did he say? He said that he was up early, which, you know what, to be honest with you, if my whole, he had a flight to catch. If I was the CEO of a company that was going through such a down slope, maybe I'm just not getting sleep. There are PR firms that are using this as a case study on how not to hand.

handle a crisis. We should get a legend on. We should. Like, what did they do wrong? Like, literally everything. Yeah, by the way, the led, we mentioned the legends, the company next to us. This is what they do. They're like a legit PR office. They're a crisis PR firm. Yeah. And they have like some pretty high profile clients. Yeah. And one time we had a happy hour. One of which is not good, good. I'd hope so. One time we had a happy hour. Yeah. We invited the whole office complex. And they see office and they RSVP like they're there. So we went and we got a bunch of beverages and we were excited to have a beer on. And they didn't show up.

What's weird about them not showing up is that we can literally like pull this curtain right here and we can see their office and see that they're all inside. They might have had a crisis. In their defense, I did think that they emailed Brett later saying like we had something like come up. They might have had like some all hands on deck. And their defense, it was a long commute to get here. also in their defense also in their defense like it probably would have been a little awkward it's fine

but also in our defense or actually just the way it played out the Australians our friends that used to be in the office next door they came by and we just sat there and just there go yeah those guys probably would have stayed here for hours we had a lot of leftover alcohol

we did and turns out we still have a lot of alcohol in our fridge Fred actually went to go get more because he thought that we might run out from true story showed up and then then randy would bring his buddies here over the weekend and just cleaned it out yeah that was when randy was cool yeah before randy was everyone i some people came over and everyone had like there there was like three shelters missing um i mean yeah this guy so they've done terrible but i do think that he's on to something saying like calaway's not getting enough shit compared to us

too that's like what we've been saying for a while calloway deserves a big part of the blame here and they're just, I feel like not getting it as much as good good is. Yeah, I don't really know his point with this, though. So they didn't cover it up by giving way, they're not covering anything up. They're doing damage control. And I don't know what he's telling me. Well, I guess Cali probably donated a bunch of money to DV.

I learned that DV is like a way of to say domestic violence. Yeah. I read so, okay, I saw somebody tweeting, you know, it was in that guy's apology. And he kept saying DV and hand up. I didn't know that was like accepted. I didn't think it was bad, but I was just like, I don't like how he's casually calling it. He's making it casual. And I said that and KJ's like, no, it's people say DV.

And that's, I was like, okay. We say Dom by. I thought he was like, I thought he was like doing a cool brief for domestic violence. I was like, man, I don't know, dude. Yeah. But it is fine. Anyway, no, you're right. I don't think Callow is getting away with this like, they're, it's a publicly traded company.

They got smoked on this deal too. But yeah, they, there's been some layoffs. There's been some people let go after this. I know that for sure. I'm just looking through Legend Labs partnerships. They got some very big hitters. Yeah. That would might be interesting to have them on.

I'm very confused. He says, then asks us to take the fall. Did they like email them saying like, hey, this is going to all be on you guys? Like, what does he mean by then ask us to take the fall? I don't know. I saw he was tweeting it. Were you jealous that he was, like, interacting with Big Cat on Twitter? Yeah, you weren't.

Yeah, a little bit. What was that like having to read that? It was tough, man. That's my dog. Have you ever reached out to Big Cat and asked him to, like, like, hey, if you're going to do this burger bit, like, can you remove the top one? It's a little disrespectful to you. I've somehow missed his burger bit.

I haven't seen anything on it. All I know is a dude's eating significantly more burgers than you are. Hey, we have a Dejan Love Munkshot. Okay. If you're interested. I saw a business, by the way, post the DMs he sent them when he wanted to get his hair, like, braided for free. And he DM them being like, hey, I'm going to be in town. I play for the 49ers, so I'm going to need extra security.

He's like, I'm going to need security there. And they took a picture with him after. And like, just nobody looked the guy up. You don't need security to get your haircut. Yeah. You don't. Typically. Like, does C.D. Lamb go get his haircut and, like, security with him?

I mean, it's not a thing. Fair. Let's see the mugshot. All right, here, Lee. I'm just going to link it. For some reason, Slack's not pulling up for me. I'm just going to put it. I don't know how if it's been validated, but I did see where if you had Googled Dejan

Love, it would pull up his fake biography about him being a 49er. I link the mugshot in there, Randy. Got it. There he is. That's our boy. Again, in that other photo, just holding the helmet. He takes it everywhere with him. I think he took his helmet to get his hair cut. Like, I'm not kidding. I saw someone posted it.

That's crazy. It's just something that NFL players don't do is take their helmets with them everywhere. No, it's like how back in the day, if like an athlete, like in the 70s, if there was like a cameo by like a professional athlete, they would be wearing like their full uniform for some reason. They'd be like in their jersey. It's like, they don't walk around in that. Well, he did. He did. I would love to, we'll find this out in the 30 for 39 that happens.

We'll find this out. But I would like to know the times that he got like expects. Whoever, like, if somebody was like smelled a fraud and was like, wait a minute. You know what I mean? Like, what? Are you sure? I don't believe that. I saw a new video where he was talking, he was sent.

Of course, he takes. videos to send these women and he was talking about how he like loves her and she he means so much it was like a three minute long video like I love you you mean so much to me blah blah blah at the end he goes I won't talk about that 3k again though apparently he he was he bought a vehicle you plan to buy a vehicle for 120 grand but he had some late a did some add-ons to it that took the price up to like 123,000 and he needed to get the extra 3k to the bank real fast that was his explanation for why he needed the money.

He says, I know that you already have given me some, but like ask anyone that, ask your friends, ask your family for that 3K, and I promise you, I'll hit you up by the end of the week. Dirty shit. That's crazy.

Yeah. And imagine falling for that. Like, dude, you're supposed to have a, you know, a real estate portfolio worth about $100 million. What do you mean you need $3,000 to buy a car? What add-ons?

What's the 3K add-on to your $120,000 car? What does the car not already have? Maybe he got some kickers. in the back day yeah you're right maybe you got some a rockford fosgay yeah an amp maybe some mud flaps this dude that's fucking crazy what else randy i think you have a potential backer the week yeah i did not slack you the photos but you can pull up the reddit i got an email last night new segment Dave got an email last night. It's from a backer.

He pulled with the summer describing as a Dave. Are you guys familiar with us? We did a whole thing about it. Long story short, he brought his dad into the fold. Read it. Read the, go ahead. Yeah. My wife and mom were both out of town this weekend.

So my dad offered to come over, bring fillets, and watch Chicago Bears pre-stice. season football. This goes to show that generations before us will, we're pulling a Dave. It's a beautiful thing. Wow. That is a beautiful thing. Brought his dad into it. Look at that. There's some fries and steak. God, that looks fucking good. That looks really good. Nice cutting board too. Wood. You got to have a wood cutting board. And shout to this guy. What's his name? Opposite putt. Alex. Oh yeah. His name's Alex. Yeah. Alex. Alex. You're right. As of this moment, you're my front runner for backer of the week. Whoa.

Okay. Doesn't take much these days. And a socks fan, too. What does that mean? Shouts. What do you mean it doesn't take much? You're saying this doesn't do it. The bar has just gotten a little low.

That's all I'm saying. How do you know he's a socks fan? Because there's a socks cup right here. Okay. Oh, I'm sorry, dude. You didn't zoom in. Okay. So you're trying to make this about me being wrong.

And it's more about you not downloading it and then zooming in. Okay. Jesus it's always something with this guy go bears I'm very I'm not actually watch this season yeah you should

maybe I'll just wait to the fourth quarter though it seems like that was the only reason to watch last year what do you why wouldn't you watch you you have like it's the first time you've been able to be excited

I don't it bums me out I probably will I'll probably have it out this this will be the year that I'll actually be like oh and then if they lose like two of the first three games. I'll be like, all right, maybe I'll get back in.

It's a long season, 17 games now. Really? Mm-hmm. Yeah. That's been for a few years. That's a lot of games. If you've got many, you could go watch. I bet Allison's got a vibrant Chicago Bears watching. For sure. A lot of Chicago people here. I mean, Buford's was the Chicago Bears bar. I'm done with them. Not that I'm aged out of that bar by about 15 years, but still, I'm done with Euford's. Dave's done with them. All right. What are they doing?

I don't even care, but like a putting a blatantly going buck eye. Don't like it. I think they might have been an Ohio State bar beforehand. I don't know. It's hard to say. Like the Bears thing was that they were just played the Bears games and they had like one little pennant above the bar. So it's like, I'm surprised there isn't a big Chicago like bar here.

Do they still have? I mean, there is Harry Carey's right on 30, but I'm talking about. about somewhere that isn't dirty. Interesting. No co-conspirator, Les Wexner, still has his name on the medical center at Ohio State. Interesting. A co-conspirator of what, Dave?

Oh, no, I'm looking it up. Jeffrey Epstein. Oh, the Big Up. Yeah, that's not one you want to be a co-conspirator. You're calling the Big Up, you're giving them like a fun nickname? You think that thing that's cool? Huh? You think that's cool?

No? Bud. You need to go see our friends up the way here. Yeah. And just totally rebrand. They got bigger potatoes to deal with. Bigger potatoes. That's some Midwest shit.

They're going to turn you into some frets. Mm-hmm. Like this guy. It's a callback. A multi-generational day. Fun fact about me, I've never really made French fries. You're never going to come to my house on like Burger Night or something and see that we did some fries. I'm there deep fried anything.

I don't have a deep friar. Facts. Seems dangerous. H.E.B. This isn't fries, but it's potato. The Texas-shaped hash browns in the frozen section of H.E.B. Put those in air-friar, they're good. They're not as good as the McDonald's or Waterburger ones, but they're pretty close. But I will say, give them a try. Very simple.

It'd be funny if they had a Florida one in the shape like Florida. Why would that be funny? Because it looks like a penis. It does, Dylan. You looked at it? A little bit. Yeah. What did you think the first time you saw Florida?

I thought it looked like the butt of a handgun, like in the flow rider. Yeah. Oh. You got to spend in this Frankie Pulitzer yet? I mean, Dylan, I mean, you told people about it like 59 minutes ago. We're still doing the show. Give it a try. Hopefully, hopefully they haven't turned us off to go listen to Tom Hardy.

I like the track called Frankie. Okay. Check it out. Man, you should put on Dylan, Dylan Faves. Maybe I will, you dumb bitch. Okay. do it. Maybe I fucking will. All right, I'm going to just exit the show now.

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