Circling Back - Frontal Load Systems & New Office Update

Episode Date: December 2, 2019

We're back from Thanksgiving, baby. A rundown of our Thanksgiving breaks, an update on the new office that we have yet to move into, and Brett's Breaking News. We also derail on this episode, uh, a lot. Apologies. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (16:32) Recapping This Thanksgiving In Fun (41:50) New Office Update (1:06:54) Brett's Breaking News Hims: www.forhims.com/steam (free online visit) Quip: www.getquip.com/circlingback (free refill pack) MeUndies: www.meundies.com/circlingback (15% off!) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the early bird cbd studio in austin texas my name is will to freeze to my right dave ruff oh man sorry i'm kind of dragging i i hate when thanksgiving falls on a. Dude, it's so miserable. Oh, man. You just end up drinking so much. It's like a four-day weekend. Because it falls on a Thursday. Yeah. How long have you been holstered?

Most people don't have to work Friday. Some people do have to work Friday. I bet many people listening did. And if you did, I apologize. But you're through it now. And onward to Christmas and Hanukkah and Kwanzaa and everything else. What else is there? I don't know.

Ramadan, which is probably not around this time. So I'm going to stop. We can intro Dylan, maybe Brett. Who knows? Sometimes we throw it to Brett. Sometimes we don't. Dylan, what's up, man? Hey, Dave.

Man, glad to be here. It's a big week. Are you looking at me, or what are you doing? Well, you intro'd me, so I feel like I'm supposed to be talking to you. I don't like you when you look right at me. Oh, I'm sorry. You're so handsome, Dave. I'm just looking him in the eyes right now.

I like to look at that face. I'm off of a six-day bender here, man. I don't look great. Yeah, I can tell. You came in here all unabombered out, man. You had the hoodie on and sunglasses. I don't know what that look was about. I just came off a six-day bender look for Dave.

Hoodie Dave. Yeah, Hoodie Dave's back. Ready to hop in the stew. Yeah, like I said, it's a big week because our lease on our office stuff, I know we're going to talk about it later, but our office lease started yesterday. And it's a big, big week for us. Dude, yeah, we're fully prepared. More on that to come. Yeah, we're so to talk about it later, but our office at least started yesterday, and it's a big week for us. Dude, yeah, we're fully prepared. More on that to come. Yeah, we're so prepared for this.

We don't have our keys yet, man. How do we get in this joint? I don't even know the address. I almost just said it. I know the general direction. What if those guys are still in there? Show up. They better get their asses out. Yeah, it'll be on site. I gotta tell you you it's so

much nicer not having anything to put in there and then just starting from scratch like not moving yeah yeah we're not moving we're just kind of you know okay the property manager emailed me and she was like uh can you give me the name of your moving company and uh their proof of insurance and all this stuff and make sure they they have like you know certain you know lay down material from the hallway whatever i was like yeah we don't have one we'd actually have nothing to move in so uh yeah so stay tuned lady yeah we'll let you know yeah don't be so presumptuous what up to brett though hey guys how's it going i mean good we've literally all just told i told everyone how we are.

I didn't know. I don't normally get intro. You've had since Tuesday to think of something to say and that's what you come up with? Yeah, well, I'm looking. I have a couple things on the burners right now that I'm playing with. Are you putting out fires?

What are you doing? I'm actually cooking. You're creating fires. I'm not creating. Nope, not doing that. You're sitting on your powder? What's going on here? I actually kind of is dry powder.

What's on the burners, bitch? I just got it. There's an email. Not nothing like really good, but some images on the email that I'm pretty excited about. Should we tell people what we have Brett do

whenever he closes a deal? We didn't make him. I think he just does it. I think I suggested it and it started happening i was like i think this should happen brett because because of sean merriman right uncle sean yeah lights out yeah lights out he does that he does the lights out dance and so he just sends a gif of sean merriman doing the lights out dance after every sack he used to do

the lights out which i believe is it was he's supposed to act like he's grabbing an electric fence, right? He's holding a wire. Oh, is that what it is? Yeah, he's holding a wire. He's holding... I never asked him at the barbecue. I always thought he was just doing the... So you guys are related?

Yeah. That's cool. I see it. I would... You got all of the athletic genes from that family, it looks like. You'd think. I hear he also doesn't wear shorts. Did you know Sean Merriman used to date Tia Tequila?

Dude, I feel like she had a run in the NFL. She never played in the NFL. No, I mean... She's very time. Oh, you mean she ran through the NFL. Got it. Okay. I wonder what...

And then she became a neo-Nazi. Is she? No, she was at like a... It's a weird pivot. Well, maybe. She was at a parade why is the first if you type in tequila tequila tequila the first suggested thing to come up is icp after her name insane clown posse yeah oh the thing about those clowns is that they were insane

hey does she ever made appearance at wilmont's will is she a juggalo? No, she's not welcome at Wilmont's. Is she a juggalo? It's hard to say. Guys, this is bad. Twitter, this is back in 2016. Twitter suspends Tia Tequila's account after neo-Nazi tweets. The former social media icon had recently tweeted a photo of herself doing the Nazi salute. Ooh, that's not the move.

Come on. We don't support that, by the way. come on you're a big port that by the way you were a big shot of love fan weren't you is that her reality show yeah don't you still have a dvr tia tequila shot at love yeah you got to think tia tequila is not her birth name not her given name you know is it tiller tia tia we're not sure tia with an l not like me tia was she named after like tortillas double l that makes that sound no tia i know i thought you were saying like the spanish version oh right right right yeah isn't tia ant that's what i'm saying yes did you say that no i was gonna say because my brain if i'm if i'm right about that my brain came up with that on its own. She's Aunt Tequila?

No, that's not her name. No, she spells it T-I-L-A. Oh. I wonder what she's up to. I don't. This article here says she's the alt-right's Asian fetish. It's from the New York Times, so not me. You're just reporting the news. You're not making it.

The alt-right. That's a weird pivot. Is that her LinkedInin uh header yeah real estate professional alt rights asian fetish owner of a bluetooth speaker did you have you changed yours back no you can't why would i have you had a have you had a large resurgence of uh linkedin ads uh actually yeah i have i haven't i've got a bunch in the hopper I need to go approve or disapprove. Hey, why'd you steal Klein's speaker? You know, I cannot confirm nor deny.

You took Klein's speaker out of his F-150? I'm going to say I don't believe Klein's story at all. Wow. Intern Klein got his car rummaged through and apparently all he lost was a Bluetooth speaker. So they passed on what he says sunglasses, his randomly he has an iPod

which... It was jarring when he said that he had an iPod. I would have left that one behind. What, you don't want an iPod where you have to go manly load the music onto it? That's more of an inconvenience than anything. What year is his iPod from? They still make iPods?

Yeah, it's got the click wheel. I don't know. How do you put songs on an iPod? What if it's a Nano? I don't know. The Nano? I used to have one of those. I played Brick on that motherfucker.

Hey, Jose Vargas, congrats. You're in the network. I just accepted 18 requests. The rest of y'all are going to have to wait. One a day? One a day. I might make my LinkedIn private.

Yeah, make it one in, one out. You know one a day vitamins? The recommended serving size is two. Really? Wow, dude. Why don't they just make it like twice as big? Or two a day. Or two a day.

I don't know. Maybe that was like, maybe Dave had the trademark on two a days. I don't know. Okay. That's a high school football thing. Thank you. Those are illegal now. You can't do two a day?

They've really cracked down on the practice schedule. That's kind of bullshit. They're worried about kids dying on the practice field. Because it does happen fucking maybe they'll play in a skirt next who knows i'm a football guy mr football i just i'm this i i'm a different character but i have the same voice as me that's cool i'm really giving up did y'all see Dunkville beat the living piss out of the Warriors no I saw that

hype video that you tweeted about that kid has the he's got the best hype video for a high school quarterback that's the Texas commit

we'll see if he holds that commit after Herman a cleaned house Dylan oh boy oh no got rid of the

one of the all time great coaching names in Todd Orlando that's true also doubles as a great porn star name did you see who else lost their job who Oh, boy. Oh, no. Got rid of one of the all-time great coaching names in Todd Orlando. That's true. Also doubles as a great porn star name. Did you see who else lost their job? Who?

Charlie. Charlie Strong. Did he? He's out at USF. Officially confirmed. Really? Confirmed. Yeah. Can you confirm?

Yeah. Ole Miss coach. It's confirmed. Matt Luke. Two first names? You can't hire a guy with two first names. Everybody knows that. He was in Tom Herman.

He was the OC before when Freeze got, you know. Does Matt Patricia count as that? He was doing hookers and stuff on his cell phone. On the sideline? No, I don't think on the sideline. That would be aggressive. He was just coordinating for the recruits, right? Well, you can't use your school-given cell phone.

No, that's a mistake. You got to get a burner. Get that Nextel. Everybody knows that. Imagine if you switched from Nextel, didn't you? Yeah, no, it was Motorola. Oh, yeah. With the Primeco?

Did this brand new Primeco phone. Aw. Charlie Strong confirmed out, by the way. Dude, no one's had a tougher few years than that man. Yeah, his stock was higher at one point than it is now. I still root for him. I'm sure he'll get a nice gig as a DC somewhere. He's a good man. He's never done anything

that's made me look at him and be like, you're a jerk. He's a good man. Anyone that can wear a turtleneck and 100 degree heat on the field at DKR, they're alright with me. Isn't he a tiny person? He's short. He's short, but he's about this wide. What's he like, 5'8"? Or is he like

five five i'll say five seven but uh about 210 he's just stacked it says okay this is the biggest lie it says he's 510 on here there's no way he's 510 there's no way i don't know if it was fake but i remember on twitter there was a photo of him on the podium and he had a like a footstool was it it was photoshopped okay yes it was photoshopped i swear to god i've always been picturing him as like five foot four no no i mean he is very short but not that short i've just i never understood how he could coach a game in a turtleneck and khakis and not sweat through either of them it was just amazing he should just go to lulu dude you put me on the golf course and i'm wearing yeah if i'm wearing all lulu stuff on the golf course i'm still

sweating through all of it yeah call him leo because he's wearing lulu oh man um is it gonna be too hot to wear a turtleneck on saturday what's it supposed to be like you don't want to wear a turtleneck i'm afraid of brett i know i'm afraid that's gonna happen i already get i have my outfit ready we are sitting outside so that's helpful. Okay. Don't tell people. I don't want people showing up and taking pictures. I'm not telling them where it's going to be. Yeah, no paparazzi.

7 o'clock is dinner time. The high is 69 currently. What? It really is. It's great. It really is 69, though. Sweet. I'm just making that up.

Cool. To make a Dave joke. I don't think that's a Dave joke. No, it's a classic Dave banter. You're the pervert. Yeah, I'm the 69 guy. Yeah. Yeah, that's me.

I'll have to reveal the text that you sent earlier. I don't want to say that. I don't want to think you can't see it. Did it say, are you in the right headspace to see information that may hurt you? Is that the... That's the Twitter trend, yes. Is that the most ridiculous thing you've ever seen in your life? If one of you texted me, like,

are you in the right headspace to receive information that's going to hurt you? I'd get more anxiety about whatever you're about to say. Yeah. That just gave me anxiety. That's a Twitter thing that's going on right now yes it has that's fucked up people just texting us they're like moms or something and then waiting for responses back that's mean yeah that's that's cyber bullying yeah the tweet says i just want to say a lot of y'all dump information on your friends at the wrong time without their consent if you know

it's something that could hurt them ask permission before you decide to be messy please so ask them for consent before you just railroad them and then it's the screenshot of the text that says are you in the right headspace the thing about this text is it's she's sending it because it's a blue text so she's like basically praising herself and she's getting ripped apart ripped apart in the the replies they're like yeah do not do this i will punch you in the face well it's like when someone if someone butt dials me i just assume like something devastating happened yeah whenever i get a phone call at this point i'm like oh what's wrong that's why i call y'all yeah that's why dave called whenever Whenever Dave's on a drive more than a half hour, I know I'm getting a phone call.

It did happen over the break. It did. Hey, do you know what we're doing tomorrow? Tell us, bitch. On patreon.com slash circlingbackpodcast. Is it a worst of? We're continuing the worst of, Dylan. Yeah, yeah.

We're continuing it. Nah, just kidding. That's just a tease's just a tease maybe the worst of but it's some of our best work some of the our best of our best of work what the podcast what I cannot imagine going through the month of December without being a patron that's all I'm saying no I mean at this like start giving it to your boyfriend or your girlfriend for uh for christmas oh yeah i don't know you guys just looked at me and are you in the right headspace to i'm in the right headspace tomorrow we're doing holiday parties office holiday parties kind of excited for this that's the episode i've been looking forward these ones are more

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You know I might put that on. It's onesie weather. I might wear it to the Christmas party. Bitch. No one's getting onesies on. You probably shouldn't do that. Nah, nah. It's not even Christmas themed. Mine isn't. So I can't justify that. But I might wear it to the Christmas party. Bitch. No one's getting onesies off. You probably shouldn't do that. Nah, nah. It's not even Christmas themed.

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Hey, how was everyone's Thanksgiving? Pretty tight, man. Pretty fun. Despite not having parks. It took the fun factor down a little bit. I think he was having a good-ass time. No,. You think he, I think he was having a good ass time. No, he was. So I was happy

that he was having a good time. I got my daily check-ins via FaceTime, which was nice, but the kid had a blast. Pretty low-key things given for your boy, though.

Did he FaceTime you every day to get checked in, Dave? Every other. Yeah? Yeah, he was telling me about all the dope shit he was doing.

Did you know he went hang gliding? No. Fuck, I wasn't supposed to tell you. Someone should have filled his father in on that. He went hang gliding. Wow. He made it. He survived. They have a harness small enough for him and those things?

Yeah. They can do amazing things with harnesses these days. It was just someone holding him out in front while they were harnessing him. Yeah, outside I was afraid of. He also did a zero gravity machine, which was sick. What, like the skydive ones? Yeah.

That's tight. The plane he went up in? Yeah, the zero gravity plane. Yeah, they rented a plane. Didn't they do that on The Bachelor and someone just started throwing up immediately? Yeah, they baby birded. I have no desire to do that it sounds terrifying oh i do it you just plummet toward earth real fast it makes you feel like you're floating am i the only member of this podcast who's jumped out of a plane yes tight i will never ever ever ever do that i don't know

if i would do it again so if you're if your plane is careening toward the ocean and you're about to die you're not going to jump out no you're just going down with the ship better fam it's been a good run peace dog if you jump out into the water you survive everybody knows that 100 survival rate there yeah because it's water right you just do a toothpick toothpick is the move if you're going if you're like falling at a high velocity though i feel like it'd break your feet yeah you don't want to do a back buster you don't yeah you want to just cut through the water you're not gonna flying squirrel out of a crashing plane watermelon yeah what's the what's the dive where you don't put your hands out is it a sailor dive uh no a sailor dive is where you i think no a sailor dive is where you

clamp down your arms and legs so that you don't go very far down right i don't know what's you're talking about where you jump in and it's just your head going straight first in i don't know what that's called but it's classic i loved that was my move it's a classic i could i could never do like a dolphin i don't know it's definitely a crowd pleaser will you can you figure this out you got to figure this out for us brett it's gonna it's gonna piss me off so i mean did you jump off a plane this weekend no no i didn't oh okay i did it when i was 18 i did confirmed sailor dive i dude i thought a sailor dive was something else i might be thinking why is that a sailor dive i don't know i think be thinking of something else. Why is that a sailor dive?

I don't know. Hard to say. Yeah, the faint sailors used to do that. They made them walk the plank. Pirates? Oh, man. The weather got so bad in Harvard that we had a freighter going to the bay for protection. Is that big news there? I thought you were going Edmund Fitzgerald lyrics for a second.

No, I mean. I got so excited. It's pretty much that. Maybe it. The gales in November turned. Maybe it is plank related because you usually have your hands tied behind your back. In sailor dive, your hands are down, you know? If I ever have to walk the plank,

I'm going to do a can opener or something. I'm going to do a gainer off it. Or a preacher seat. It seems like you're not going to find yourself in that situation. Yeah, you hear Dave? We lost Dave last summer. What what happened i got pushed off a plank walk the plank yeah it was crazy i'm the podcast host now what brett the uh like you ever like at amusement parks they have the high dive thing where people jump from like 90 feet yeah you

see that shit they used to have them at like places normally like central market like 90 feet? Yeah. You see that shit? They used to have them at places normally. Not central market. Not 90 feet. No, not 90 feet. I think they are. The ones at amusement parks are ridiculously high. Maybe it's someone trained to jump. Yeah.

Oh, yeah, yeah. No, they used to have high dives at public pools that were way too big. Okay, but I don't think you're... I'm not saying they're nine stories up, Dylan. That's not what I'm saying. I'm underestim i'm saying 90 feet i would say they are 40 that's still really really high i know yeah i know yeah i don't think they do them anymore because i think they're wildly dangerous because people started getting in yeah this was like in the 50s and 60s they had like these high dives and it was just very unsafe aren't you a professional shallow diver dave well no certainly not all right i'm not even familiar with that it's where people jump from like 20 feet into a pool of water that's like a foot and a half deep oh that that sounds like

something they used to do in traveling shows. Yeah. Like the 20s. Absolutely. Then people kept getting hurt for some reason. It's a foot and a half of water. Yeah, you've got to think. How do you even...

You can't sail or dive into a foot and a half of water. No, you just backbuster. Yeah, that's really dangerous. What are we talking about how everyone's thanksgiving went we just i just want to be clear about i want to be clear about something we started this segment five minutes ago and this is where we are did you five minutes ago we have no idea how anyone's thanksgiving has gone oh yeah it was pretty good okay yeah it was really really enjoyable thanksgiving i was low-key hoping i would get snowed in

yesterday and it just didn't happen that bomb cyclone was just kicking hella snow over over my way was it a bomb cyclone uh not officially one or eastern michigan i don't know i don't know what they had a name for it yesterday or two days ago really coming down on you though yeah man uh it turns out doing a five-hour drive white-knuckling the entire time makes for an exhausting Sunday. Dude, yeah, your adrenaline just... You got to be like in adrenaline dump mode

where you're just out. Oh, I crashed when I finally got done driving. Blizzard driving ain't no joke. And then Sally started taking us down these back roads and I was like, what are you doing? Stop. Just terrible navigator. How far is the drive without blizzard conditions it's almost always exactly four hours yesterday took me five and a half not the worst

not the worst but bad i mean because i've you know you hear horror stories where it's like a 10 hour it doubles your trip or something you know what the worst part was i was so tense during the entire thing that i told sally we couldn't listen to music so we went silent for five hours wow damn i wanted i wanted my my senses to be heightened you didn't put on the rogan alex jones no throwing a stick of five gum i can't i'll never listen to that episode again i'll never finish that episode my thoughts scream at me when i listen to that in the voice of alex jones i didn't do shit this break besides like drink ipas and play fetch with rosie i barely drank any beer wow i drank a lot of vodka you didn't have one i did have one but i did i was drinking tuli like the entire time. Thule? Yeah. I keep that Thule on me.

You know about it. I woke up with the Thule. I don't know what a Thule is. What's Thule? It's a wine. It's a piece. T-U-L-I. Also, it's a gun.

Ski rack. It's something you're going to have to learn to respect. Okay. I did two six-packs of Shiner Cheer this week. Still, I've never had one of those. Are you serious? I saw our boy chad had a fridge full of why why why because it's our boy chad yeah more than that oh god um i don't know why because it's a it's a shiner and it's a i i don't know if china's doing holiday

beers the right way you have to have never tried it. You have to have one. You never tried it. Yeah, you have to have one. It's not bad. You're right. I'm not against it. I've never gone to a store and been like, oh, yeah, I want to try this now. Because there are a lot of better options out there. You're getting the Sam Smith.

Yes. Don't Anchor steam Christmas sales that we were drinking went hard? Anchor is the name of the brewery. Oh, whatever. Oh, Steam is the beer? God, dude. Okay, we get it. I don't give a fuck. I'm just saying, whatever. Oh, Steam is the beer? God, dude. Okay, we get it. I'm just saying, doc.

I don't give a fuck. I don't give a shit. Brett, have you ever had Shiner? Have you ever had Shiner prior to... I have. Yeah, Shiner's like the Texas beer in New York or Chicago that's just there. And people are like, oh, it's a Texas beer. It's good. But little do they know, it's kind of like a, an elevated Bud Light basically.

So, uh, yeah, I had it before. Yeah. I'm going to get people coming at me, huh? I mean,

I'm not going to disagree. I don't drink it that much. Shouts to Shiner. I do enjoy the cheers. Fantastic. They do. They do some okay seasonals. That's not exactly a,

a super endorsement, but it's fine. It used to be my panic order beer. You know that, right? Yeah. Oh, it's it used to be my panic order beer you know that right yeah oh it's it's still my panic order beer if i'm just up there and their their beer selection's like not great and i don't trust whatever local ipa i'll just give me a shiner yeah or a lone star there's worse places to be they do three dollar lone stars at uh the oak that's too much money for a lone star yeah you gotta be paying like four dollar ever clear jello shots well i $3 Lone Stars at the Oak. That's too much money. For a Lone Star? Yeah, you got to be paying like $2 for that. And $4 Everclear Jell-O shots.

Well, I don't do that. Can you even do that in Texas? Who the hell is buying that? Your boy bought one. Yikes. Did you do some with your mom this weekend? No. We just drank a shit ton of wine and shiner cheer. I would be content with never doing another Jell-O shot in my life.

I like them. Their point outs suck. I don't even think they get you drunk, so I don't mind doing it. I don't either. I'm doing another Jell-O shot in my life. I like them. Jell-O shots suck. I don't even think they get you drunk, so I don't mind doing them. I don't either. I'm just eating Jell-O. Stick your finger in there and it's all like, just stop. Every party barge you've ever been on had just a cooler full of them. Someone's always very excited, like, I made 5,000 Jell-O shots last night.

Cool. I'm like, I'm not having any of them. Yeah. You know the prep ruined their kitchen too? Oh, yeah. Jell-O shots are not easy to make. They're the most overrated party thing of all time. Absolutely.

Although, dude, July 4th on a boat, give me a Jell-O shot. Hey, they're not eco-friendly. The amount of trash, it's worse than a K-Cup, arguably. Dude, Jell-O shots may be the new K-Cups. I hear the dude that created them hates himself because he's creating so much waste for the world. Mr. Shot. The K-Cup guy really just super depressed

about what he's doing to the environment. Apparently he is, yeah. That's interesting. Wouldn't you be? I want to confirm. He's living in a mansion somewhere. I was going to say, yeah. I feel really bad for him just sitting in his mansion

crying over the fortune that's just rolling in constantly. K-Cup creator John Sylvan regrets inventing Keurig coffee pod system. The man who invented the K-Cup coffee pod almost 20 years ago says he regrets doing so and can't understand the popularity of the products that critics decry as an environmental catastrophe. Okay, well. Shout out to him. They are super convenient and easy to use.

Yeah, if I were him, I would regret it because it's a subpar coffee product. Oh, buddy. Dog. Damn. You just go there, Dave? I just went there. I'm a coffee guy. Nah, Keurig smell better than they actually are.

It took everything in my power today to drive by CVS and not stop and grab a gigantic Red Bull. When's the last time you had one? Tuesday. You know what? I'm proud of you. Tuesday? You haven't even made it a week. Hey, people are saying that's why your mom... He's doing a good job, Will. Is that why your mom came into town? I was with you Tuesday and you relapsed in front of us?

I relapsed before I was in front of you guys. That's messed up. Actually, maybe it wasn't Tuesday. Maybe it's been like Monday. Maybe it's been a week. I thought it was Monday. One week. Yeah. Brad, people were saying that your mom came in town to like take care of you as you went through like withdrawals and shit.

I mean, I'm not going to deny that. I was like, Mom, can I get a Red Bull? And she was like, nope. She's a real one. She is a real one. Well, we just did copious amounts of wine and food instead. That's tight. Yeah. I was at a gas station on my way back and thought about buying one just for the bit like doing a social bit like hey brett look at i'm drinking then i was like you know what that's a

waste of a dollar 69 are they that cheap that's like that's like you're friends quit smoking you're gonna wave a pack of cigarettes in front of his face like what are you doing just blast i like that i'm gonna yeah i'm trying to start you know yeah you gotta test them dude come on man you gotta test how bad they actually want it i will say though like i i've noticed a caffeine has a very very much an effect on me yeah i mean you for someone who's been drinking that much red bull of course it's gonna have an effect on you. When I go to Barley Bean after this, your boy is going to smash an espresso. Probably 16-ounce, too.

You can't drink 16 ounces of espresso. Well, you can't, but 16-ounce is dirty. It's a chai latte with a shot of espresso. Hey, if you just wait a few days, I can make you a little espresso. Dude, don't break the news too soon, dude. I'm just saying. Dude, don't break the news too soon, dude. I'm just saying. Dude, don't break the news.

Just saying. You got an espresso on board? I did. Hey, does the Nespresso guy, does he hate himself too? You got to think, no. That was a response to K-Cup, right? I don't know. Is that a pod system too?

Yeah, but it's metal. Are they the original podcast oh so you reused them that was good you reused them no you absolutely did not reuse them well then what the fuck what are they doing i don't know it's just irresponsible it's a podcast about pod systems oh we just we just each one we do a different story on the origin of the k-cup flavor dude we should do a micro we should do a five-minute-a-week micropod. It's just called Coffee Roasters, and we just try new coffees and just make fun of them. There's only so many things you could say about a cup of coffee.

That's why it's only five minutes once a week. Oh, dude, this coffee sucks. There's also only so many things you can say about rating cheese pizza. That bit has still gone on remarkably remarkably well i had dinner with my dad last week he told me that he's in search of the world's greatest cup of coffee like he's he's buying it like from all over the internet just to find the perfect bean it's really it's actually really funny yeah he's trying to find you said you were trying to do that via the internet too? You were trying to find the bean, right? No, it wasn't a cup of coffee.

What are y'all doing? I like that he's all in. He's trying to find the perfect cup of coffee. Does he want to come over to my place so I can make him one? He might have to swing by the new office. More on that later. Let's just tease the entire episode. Dude, we're just teasing the entire episode not actually talk about

we're just teasing not actually going to talk about hey mr shivery stay tuned well did you my dad doesn't know how to listen to a podcast that's pretty funny did you get my dad has no clue do you get the stuff for the moat yet what what am i getting for the moat alligators oh was i supposed to was that me yeah did i send you guys that no you know you didn't invoice us at all fuck i'll have my dad send it i haven't there's an alligator head in my bedroom at my parents house we want do we want that in the stew because we can get it it's not going to match our ski lodge uh but it's an alligator head it's like an actual preserved really alligator i get it you're not joking no i meant to send it to you guys and say, hey, do you want this?

Wait, why do they have that? Because my dad used to buy random shit just to piss my mom off, and then he would put it in my bedroom. And so I had this eclectic bedroom growing up, just random shit. Alligator heads and shit? That's right. It's an actual alligator head. Or maybe a crocodile. What's smaller, crocodile or alligator?

You got to think the gator's smaller. It has a round nose. That's a gator. Oh, yeah. That's a gator there, bud. Well, I thought smaller. It has a round nose. That's a gator. Oh, yeah. That's a gator there, bud. Oh, I thought the croc had the round nose. Crocs have the more square nose. I don't know.

I think you're wrong. Let's look it up. Look it up on the web, mate. Survey says... Did you Google alligator nose? Yeah, I do. I think I have a gator. I think it's a gator.

It's gotta be a baby gator though but this is wait so which one has a round one crocodile nose they're both kind of round this definitely not a crocodile this this is much more prehistoric looking crocodiles are scary as fuck oh yeah it's crazy they can live forever did you know that brad dave have you finished uh righteous gemstones yet i have not okay well what you're doing right now you're gonna enjoy it we'll see brett there's a theory that a crocodile if given the proper living conditions can live forever really yeah why is why is that just keeps getting bigger and bigger and bigger but eventually there's not enough food

to sustain life so they die that's too bad i'm on the uh i'm on the crocodilian biology database right now that's crocodilian.com for anyone trying to find my favorite website it's my home page uh a alligator has a rounder nose than a crocodile damn it thank you come on fuck but is it like noticeable from the'll say this. From the Google images, I wasn't seeing it, but I'm not much of a crocodilian biologist. You've had one in your room for 25 years. A crocodilian biologist. I'm on the database. Don't say the database.

The shape of the jaw. The easiest way of telling crocodiles from alligators, however, is to look at their noses. Alligators and caimans have a wide u dylan didn't they used to call you the caiman no i have some caiman boots though oh yeah that's what i'm saying no i don't get i don't get your joke because you always wear those boots that's not why okay at wilmonds you know how they have like lobster tanks at grocery stores you just have a tank of caimans that's that's tight cayman is a little bad i haven't been yet i probably should swing by you know i i was i have a i have a vip area set aside after the christmas party for

everybody at wilmonds yeah yeah i've kind of i so i actually didn't go home for thanksgiving i just uh spent the entire time in my apartment learning Christmas music on my steel drum that I got. No shit. Yep. I bet you that would sound so tight. Dude, so tight. Wow. So tight.

Do we have anything? So everyone had a good Thanksgiving. That's good to know. Yeah, it came in. I had a good time. I got to spend it with my friends and family. What was the best thing on your plate oh my mac and cheese fucked is that what your mom said too when she tried it yeah she's eating she's like brett this fucks yeah we had a good stuffing too

yeah i had a great stuffing or a dressing it's it's stuffing to me i've never called a dressing so i don't i don't Picked up a couple of pies at Central Market, and they were so good. Wow, dude. Yeah. You really went all out preparing. Well, they knew I couldn't fuck that up. I asked my mom if she had store-bought pumpkin pies or regular, and she was so offended. I was like, yeah, that was kind of an insulting question.

She's never bought them before. I had some pumpkin pie that was delightful. I ate hella banana bread my mom knows i like the banana bread so she prepped two loaves for me and i've just i just ate it i have frozen bananas right now huge i'm ready to get going on sally and i got a green bean casserole off that it went well we had rave reviews um my parents sent me home with a turkey like a whole turkey uncooked and i will be doing a full brine full smoke stay tuned wow you're mashing the smocking button i i hit up the meat church in woxahatchee texas i don't know if you guys have seen this the meat church guy on instagram there's a lot of people who know who he is i'm to it, but he has like a little pop-up store, some shit in Waxahachie, Texas, home of the Indians.

And I went down there and had a nice little afternoon. I went by there, bought some seasoning, bought some stuff, talked to some shop with one of the guys. Then I went over to a little burger joint, waited 30 minutes for a very, very good hamburger. And then I was on my way home. Did you get any cumin rubs or anything? No, no cumin, so cool cool i got the voodoo who do the tenders from popeyes those are terrible by the way did

we review those the popeyes no we didn't because i i i the more i looked into them it is a it is a miss a swing and a miss that i feel like they dodged that bullet. No one's talking about it because of the chicken sandwich. Yeah. I remember I saw the commercial for it and I was like, Dave, we should do a review of these on the pod. And then the more I looked into it, I was like, man, I'm good. Yeah, I wasn't. I went for it.

Not good. I have an admission to make. I had McDonald's not once this break, but twice. Oh, no. Airport McDonald's? No. No. Side of the highway McDonald's not once this break, but twice. Oh, no. Airport McDonald's? No. No. Side of the highway McDonald's.

Two side of the highway McDonald's. I know there's a lot of McDonald's in Harbor. No. So we were strapped on time. And what I realized was that the easiest possible fast food to eat when you're on the road and driving is their chicken nuggets. Yeah. The nugget is... They're so controlled but you can't dip they're

so in control no so sally would sit next to me and she would hold it and then she would she would ask what sauce do you want and then she would dip it and then i'd take it the little sweet and sour the green is some of the best sauce i think they changed the recipe really it was weird it was weird we had had it i will say the barbecue is actually somehow good. Yeah. Barbecue sauce, Popeye's barbecue sauce, Burger King barbecue sauce, Chick-fil-A barbecue sauce, and McDonald's barbecue sauce all are better than anything you can buy in a store. Wow.

That's a claim. That's a take. Hey, I saw something either to or from Cabo at the airport that I never reported on. It was either we had our flight changed in Houston at Hobby. I think it was Hobby. And a woman got on the plane with her Buffalo Wild Wings that she had acquired from the airport. So she just brought her wings onto the plane. I couldn't believe it did you

do you ask for one no were they boneless or bone in i didn't see i just saw bone in wings on a plane you're the scum of the earth the psycho move she was lined up in front of me like two people down you know i was i was group a and she she just had this like full thing and it wasn't it was still tied up she hadn't been eating it and had to come over she hadn't even opened it yet i was like you're gonna that's gonna smell so good maybe she doesn't have b-dubs where she was going to and she just wanted to bring some to mexico is there a b-dubs in mexico yeah but it's called bay's not no i just got a text yeah it said that uh our our guy our commercial real estate guy he has our keys oh that's big yeah so we we will have access today let's talk let's talk about our friends over at hymns and then break down this new office situation that we

found we're just to keep teasing it. Yeah. Do you guys know HIMS is a wellness brand for men? Of course. I am the biggest fan of HIMS. Really? Yeah. Really?

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But the hair gummy and the... Must be nice. Yeah. Cool, dude. Way to flex on everybody. I'm getting my tea checked tomorrow, so we'll see. So I got the hair gummy and the prescription for the hair. I like Propecia, basically.

And since I was 23, I've been using it because i was a little nervous up top it's been great i mean you have it is the most hair out of anyone in this room it has halted any concerns i have had about my hair you know why why is that because thanks to science baldness can be optional you gotta get on it early though you gotta be preventative yep it's all about being preventative here because by by the time, like, I mean, 66% of men start to lose their hair by age 35. And once you started seeing it thinning, it's too late, Brett. That's why I got on it, Will. I hopped on.

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Okay, yes. Yeah, you're right. Yes, we do. Yes, we do. Yes, we do. Yep. It's seasonal, though, so you have to get it while it's hot. Yeah, it's very limited.

We only have a couple casks of it. It comes in a cask. Shut up. Should we talk? cask. Oh, shit. Shut up. This sucks. Should we talk about what we've been teasing this entire time? Or we could just keep teasing it. So yesterday was the first day of our new office.

Yeah, we're officially, well, we're not moved in, but we officially have the space. It's funny, I didn't see you all there there yesterday i was there i was fucking there we don't we don't have our keys yet how'd you get in climbed a ladder went up into the window did you really you would have had to swim through the moat yeah no i had a defense was i didn't have the alligators there though yet so it's on you were in luck i had my buddy with me he knows how to he's like a gator whisperer yeah yeah mate does he does he put his head does he open the gator's mouth and put his head inside of it what a what a terrible party trick you guys cracked a couple like fosters on the deck out there yeah you know went over to the outback steakhouse what does fosters actually mean

australian for beer ah i. Ah, I've always wondered. I've always wondered. So yeah, the good thing about this is that we have no real plan. We don't have any furniture. We might. It's going to be like that Fresh Prince where Will walks in and just looks around. It's an empty living room.

That's us day one. That's us, which doesn't seem like a good thing all right we do have one thing though we do have one thing dave why was that the cue do you want to do it we have an all-in-one cappuccino espresso and coffee maker oh yeah are you serious delonghi is that how you say it maybe is it did tom make it you're thinking of uh blink 182's tom delonge yeah different person not connected to the uh you say delonge isn't it delonge how do you say it's delong is it delong i think it's just delong

they're an e at the end i don't know know. There is. Why don't we just... Dude, here. Here's your homework, Dave. You go listen to his episode with Rogan to see what they call it and then report back. That is one of the only Rogan episodes I've ever turned off

about 30 minutes in. Actually, no. I've done that to other ones, but his was particularly bad. He is not a well person. A person who is doing well. That's because Joe just sat there like, dude, so you just can't tell

me anything because it's all classified so why are you here yeah anyway this bad boy's got frontal loading dylan easy access to all the main features for drip coffee dylan all in one prepares coffee cappuccino and espresso it can also make lattes or hot chocolate. So it has the little steaming function. Are you seeing hot cocoa? It has an innovative system that makes it easy to prep cappuccinos, lattes, and more. We actually have it in here for a quick interview if you guys want to hear from it. It has something to say.

Oh, my gosh. Stop. Is that what it sounds like? Everyone meet the new coffee maker. Just steaming the milk right now. What's up, man? Hey, man. I steam your milk.

Does it grind the beans as you make it? I don't know. How does it work? I don't fucking know. No, it doesn't grind the beans. I don't know. Some of the fancy ones do that i have some single source guatemala coffee i can bring in that sally got got from a guatemala her face is actually on

the on the uh packaging we should tell my dad about that he's trying to find the best cup of coffee i told him if he wants to come over to my place i can put my i can throw my hat in the ring listen to this you don't want your dad and i watching soccer together drinking coffee for drip coffee it also features a frontal loading system, which allows you to load water and coffee from the front of the machine without having to move it from under the cabinet. Dude, that's amazing. Oh my gosh.

And it's got a 24-hour programmable timer. That's huge. Because, you know, we get to the office pretty early. Or I do, at least. I haven't seen y'all there. We need that diesel fuel just on deck when we walk in. Are we going to have a Bluetooth speaker at the office? Dave, you're also on Bluetooth speaker detail.

Are you guys giving me a budget to play with? Because I'm getting a new one. If we can. No, we're not taking your hand-me-down Bluetooth speaker. You can't just get another one and give us your broke boy one. He uses the company card to buy himself a fancy another one and give us your broke boy one. He uses the company card to buy himself a fancy one and we get his old broke boy one.

There's like $400 Bluetooth speakers out there. Yeah. You can find a really, really good one for a hundred bucks. I think that's what I paid. Yeah. Yeah. My bumps.

You don't need to, if you're just getting it for pool use and golf cart use, you don't need to spend more than a hundy. All right. Number one priority moving in is just getting the studio set up so we can get out of here and into there. Okay.

The rest of it is just detail. A friend from college, younger guy from the chapter, hit me up with a sound guy who lives in Austin if we need him. That's big. Call him today. Or I will. We'll see, man. Yeah, let's get some quotes.

I don't know if i'm comfortable with you talking to him yet you can be a little bit you're the employee that when when we hear that you're representing the company with something we're like should we intervene yeah don't do that um so studio is number one priority yeah for you maybe that's what we do for everybody what do you mean what's what is it for you i'm putting a hammock in, and it's going to go up very quickly. This isn't Wilmonds, okay? I know. You guys stop trying to make everything Wilmonds.

We're putting a hammock in. A hammock does not match the ski lodge aesthetic we're going for. We'll hang skis above it. No. Oh, do you have any skis from your attic? So I have to admit, several times over this Thanksgiving, I thought about going into my garage and sifting through stuff and I just never did it.

Oh, good. So instead, I'm going to have my dad do it. He'll love it. He'll love it. He'll be up there for like four hours just going through memories of stuff. Yeah. Oh, he does that anyway. If I ask my dad to send me something, I know that I'm going to get a box with the thing

that I requested, but also with art projects from like elementary school. Oh yeah. And I'm like what am I supposed to do with these? They love offloading shit. They don't want your shit in their house anymore. I get it. But like it's I'd rather have them throw out my memories than me throw out my memories. Yeah. Cause you're odds are you're not going to ever like

remember those unless they give them to you and then you have to throw them out. You know what I mean? Like you'll forget all about it. Are you doing the plot to a christopher nolan movie or am i thinking too much into this i'm definitely not doing that okay i yeah memento no okay if i told that story i'd start it from the end and then go to the front got it i'd i'd backload that story oh you see this this maker? It has frontal loading. I just started a Google Doc. You hear about these things, Dave?

Did you share? Not yet. It's a list. It's a list of things we're going to need. Okay? To purchase. I only operate in Slack. Hey, do we have a sink?

Dude, that's the thing. No one knows. No one knows? We don we have a sink dude that's the thing no one knows no we don't we don't have a sink okay do we need to get one of those water jugs like the big industrial like the ones that people have in their office no we're not getting a culligan why don't we just get like six uh six cases of 24 packs of pollen spring no we're not environmentally friendly we're an anti-bottled water it's not part of our green initiative unless we're doing bottle flip videos we're not bottled water guys we might it's hard to say we're gonna start a youtube probably channel yeah we're doing we're doing water flip videos mannequin challenges all bets are off when we get in this i'm gonna be i'm gonna be planking what was the other dance one that went viral the harlem shake you were part of one of

those do you have your costume yet for the harlem shake video that's dropping next week yeah every that went viral? The Harlem Shake? Harlem Shake. You were part of one of those. Do you have your costume yet for the Harlem Shake video that's dropping next week? Yeah. Every day, Brett's going to come in and we're just going to

do ice bucket challenges on his head. We'd have a nice lawn out back to do stupid shit like that. Activities? Yeah. You got to think there's a grill out back too

at some point. I'm going to rig up the Traeger in there. Yeah. You're going to put a Traeger in the office. There's a grill out back too at some point. I'm going to rig up the Traeger in there. Yeah. You're going to put a Traeger in the office. There's a window. We're going to smoke a different piece of meat every episode and then taste it at the end.

That actually sounds fun. I'm so hungry right now. Sorry. That sounds so good. Just general meat. You're thinking about the meats. Smoked meats. Calm down, Brent.

Yeah, easy, buddy. What's the situation for desks? Are we still doing that long conference table that we talked about? Just general meat. You're thinking about the meats. Calm down, Brett. Yeah, easy, buddy. What's the situation for desks? Are we still doing that long conference table that we talked about? I think we should. Okay. Yeah. Man, that room is pretty big.

It's large. There's a lot of shit we could do in there. We've got Brett's card table in my garage. Why don't we just get a bunch of beanbag chairs? Those are terrible for your back. My back's already torched. It doesn't matter. Look at my posture right now.

I look like the Hunchback from Notre Dame. It's better than Ross's. Ross's back is just like a piece. It's like a... I feel like Ross's spine is the consistency of an airhead. It's just gelatin? Yeah, like it just molds to whatever. Oh. I used to love it when he would just record podcasts and just find himself like with his head like on the seat yeah just sinking down every single just the worst posture of all time on that

kid man so seriously who's buying the furniture yeah how are you doing this is this something we're going we're going to look today should we have figured this out like two weeks ago yeah we really snuck up on us so i got i was getting quotes from like furniture companies and they're like well how many people i'm like four and then they were just the the prices they were giving were ridiculous and they wanted to do filing cabinets i'm like we don't need that stuff we just need like a desk fight i would love a filing filing cabinet for the files all the files we have no we're keeping the files in the computer do we have like a server we're all digital dave do we want a server people were doing like okay here's your it needs i'm like no no we need like a router they want to do like full service turnkey

projects it's like no no i don't think you understand what we're doing here i just need a service to put my laptop we basically need to build out like an apartment is what we need for four guys in a studio in a restaurant should we put bunk beds in there nope okay we should have why can you have bunk beds but i can't have a hammock we should have a mattress for klein yes we should yeah yeah we could just get like a king size and just all record from that. So we're like... It might be kind of weird, man. Charlie's Chocolate Factory style. Is that what they did?

The old people did. Here's a big question. What shape studio table do we want? We want the V kind so we can like set up for video? Yes. Is it shaped like a V because it's for video? No. Is that just a coincidence?

Because you stare at each other and the camera at the same time. It's kind of like a two-for-deal. Yes. What did you think of Ross' setup? His video setup? I thought it was nice. I liked it. Let's just rip that idea then.

I don't think they invented it. Video? Yeah. They're not the first. The studio that Ross records in didn't invent video? To my knowledge, they didn't. Maybe they did.

I don't know. I thought it was pretty good yeah i don't remember the shape of the yeah it's like a tv wow yeah we need plasma whatever is you ever heard of it you guys we need a monitor to to i want to be able to look at stuff and pull up uh viral vids and memes mainly the memes vines vines Vines. Hell yeah. You on Vine? No. Peach. You ever use the Peach app?

Dude, Peach. I did at one point. Peach was electric. That was a great like six day run they had. Dave's still on Peach. He's waiting for everybody else to follow suit. Were you ever on Peach? I don't know what Peach is.

It's pretty surprising. What a loser. What are you guys doing? Are you serious? You guys ever have Yik Yak? You weren't on Peach? You ever do Yik Yak? No.

That was like... Wasn't that very problematic? Yeah. Your college had like a Yik Yak. It was like Northeastern Yik Yak. You could just post whatever you want into this giant... It was just a giant message board. It was just a comment section for college kids.

It was insane. And it went to your phone how about the whisper app you ever use that no it was just people would like they would just put like secrets on it oh so it wasn't just voice memos of people whispering it wasn't the original asmr app wait do you see my app this doc has officially been shared with you guys we're doing a thing dylan we're so official sharing docs right now davy are we administrators to it can we edit it or just comment maybe you have a google account you're gonna need it to open this doc it's just called calls for things for office my favorite thing my favorite thing is that like dave might have been sending emails from spookyooky Seasons email for a month and not realizing it.

Yeah, that's true. Dave's killing it. I did that from the worst of the other day. Dave, we're not doing jokes on this sheet. What? Dave just added waffle maker to the list. Do you not want waffles? Yeah, would that be something that didn't enhance the office?

Dude, can we get an omelet stand? Dude, let's get an omelet stand. I'm not going to repeat what Dave just put on there. You can't do that. We're not just putting an omelet stand. A taco bar for Micah when he stops by? Okay, Dave. Doesn't our new coffee maker have voice commands it's not voice activated wait did

you see my trip yikes did you like the one that i just put on there yeah that was pretty good dave i'm not gonna repeat it i don't think I have access to this doc. I shared it with you, dumbass. I just got an email from DocuSign saying that they're having a 25% sale. So we can hop on that for the new office. We already have an account. We have six accounts. We've all separately downloaded or started a DocuSign thing.

I just got an email from a store that emailed me no less than 12 times this weekend. Cyber Monday sale up to 90% off. They're just giving shit away now. Styles from $8. Wow. You can't be doing that. No. Do you want to read?

Yeah, Dave, read what you just put in here. Let's see. Lamps. That's not what that says. This one seems like a splurge, Dave. Gross. Uh, we need to have some, uh, some scented candles. Okay.

Uh, allow me. Incense, uh, some sage to cleanse the place. Do you have sage yet? We need to burn it immediately. I have super sage i was up there so you can smell it okay i was up there sunday and i think there might be an entity okay what i'm saying is our office might be haunted what we need we need a sunday scary's co-branded candle with the company so we just get free ones that we can just light in the office

talk to clay let's just blaze bonner's been trying to get you to do that for like i know now well now that the weather's cooled down, we can ship them officially. Oh, yeah. That was a problem. It's a problem. It's like when you're in a wine club and you can't ship it to Texas at certain times because it'll ruin the wine. That's a reason not to move to Texas. So you can't get scented candles

off all the time? And the wine club thing. To be fair, I had someone say, I bought a scented candle last summer in Michiganigan and they sent it in august to texas and it arrived completely fine i did freak out though and i got the package and i was like oh shit this thing's gonna be melted you think the kids are saying that now instead of send it they're saying sent it yeah like scented candles uh-huh i don't think i don't think that's yeah like when Like when they trim the wick.

Scented! Scented! Yeah, probably not. Oh, did you ski this break? I didn't. I didn't. You said you were going to do like seven things and you did one of them? Yeah, I was kind of a scumbag this trip.

I think you just threw the ball for Rosie the whole time. To be fair, to be fair. Sally was sick. Sally was sick on the trip. Dude, does Sally get sick all the time? Dude, she's burning the candle at both ends. Yeah yeah scented it was yeah scented candle at both ends scented scented yeah it was unfortunate so it kind of took it kind of took away from my ski area time a little bit but i think you couldn't you couldn't get reps in before the dylan no i

did get i did get some intel about how to deal with the altitude though since that's something i'm not well versed in drink a lot of water i'm not telling you what to do i handle it well i just don't sleep well which i guess is kind of not handling it well but that's the only thing that really affects me is my sleep is that why you said you're going to take like all the gummies from the dispensary so you just pass out every night i didn't say that but i i'm not above doing that yeah i might i might actually we're gonna get peanut butter cookie edibles i i will fuck i will fuck with that because when you're high the thing you need most is a dryer mouth from the peanut butter cookies they have like a an edible that has melatonin in it like a thc melatonin maybe yeah i'm sure

far out like you right out is there anything else we need for this damn office let's look at the munchies so bad from I'm sure. Far out. Lucky right out. Is there anything else we need for this damn office? I still get the munchies so bad from eating gummies. Like, so bad. You're sitting there eating bowls of ice cream and shit? I'm just in bed with a bag of Doritos at like 12 a.m. I heard you're not supposed to shop in Breckenridge. You shop in Denver.

Like, do you get your grocery run out of the way? Or else you get fucked in Breckenridge. That makes all the sense in the world. Yeah. So we should think about that. Okay. I should buy my ticket for this trip, of the way or else you get fucked? That makes all the sense in the world. Yeah. So we should think about that. Okay. I should buy my ticket for this trip, by the way. What?

Yeah. Yeah. I have the house on lockdown. I just don't have my ticket yet. Do y'all need to get Lyft tickets? Yes. Yeah. Get stupid Lyfted.

Okay. I still got to figure out what I'm going to do. Yeah. Any Breck backers out there with a connection to lift tickets hit us up preferably free would be ideal thank you email me if you have lift tickets

if anybody wants to get hey and if you're an instructor and you want to give me a ski lesson oh Will you should be an instructor I don't want to be one of y'all I can help you out those are pro yeah just pizza dave you're good french fry pizza yeah remember i taught that brazilian dude what i told that story i taught a brazilian oh yeah yeah yeah i remember

that okay yeah i i feel like i'm gonna pick it up but i don't know i like to you're a hockey player that's easy i gotta start doing lunges really work on those quads oh you're gonna be the sorest motherfucker if you're gonna wear a helmet I feel like most people do yeah

like 99% of people do yeah I will yeah I don't know I don't know what to do about that I tried on my helmet from home that was in my closet

and I was like man I should probably bring I should probably get this shit to me yeah it turns out it doesn't fit I have one but it's very... Gaper-ish? I'm a Texas guy going skiing, gaper-ish. The worst look you can have is when your helmet's riding back on your head

and your goggles and there's a gap. That's what the term comes from. Oh, is it? Yeah, it's a gape. We didn't use gaper. You used Jerry. No, we didn't use Jerry. Just the Jerry of the day.

Very funny. I'm going to just wear my Jofa helmet from roller hockey. That's a flex. Nice, dude. That's a flex. Instead of ski poles, you just have hockey sticks. That'd be a look. So I saw that Alyssa got a cowboy hat.

She did? I believe you have one very similar. Are y'all going to be matching? We'll see. Okay. I didn't think Breckenridge was like a western town you don't get like western fits off don't tell us that Breckenridge probably not so much I've been there one time just passing through

I've been to Steamboat Springs and that's a pretty western-y feeling town yeah you're right, Yeah, you're right. I guess you're right. What's that look like? Y'all got to stop putting jokes on this. This is for real. It's not a joke.

It's for real. Shut up, dude. Do we have a patio? Don't share a Google Doc with us if you don't want our input. Can we have a meditation room? First goal should probably be the studio okay fine wow good idea i wish someone would have said that earlier that made sense we'll get there we got to do the the acoustic paneling too soundproofing yeah so you can play guitar in there and stuff well that's your job

So you can play guitar in there and stuff? Well, that's your job. Okay. Dude, don't bring your guitar to Breckenridge, please. Well, I mean like... He carries it on. Don't you get two free bags with Southwest? Yeah, you don't have to. Yeah, we don't need an avalanche to happen.

It'll be good. Is that like a flood warning at altitude? Yeah, it's just frozen. Yeah. That's pretty good. glad you guys got that pretty good glad you guys got that avalanches are scary

as fuck man yeah I don't plan on going and doing much terrain that is like avalanche prone no cause I'm not gonna wear a helmet so I'm just gonna go

just I'm just gonna do fun rides yeah I'm gonna bad boy it too no helmet yeah so we're we're ripping black D's with uh no helmets oh yeah yeah i'll be helmet i'm going helmet i'm i'm i i'll say this i think i might go helmet we'll see i'm gonna bring mine i'll bring mine too i plan on going hard enough to where i'm gonna be like i need a helmet people are gonna be

like dude if you're gonna do what you're what you're trying to do you need a helmet just in case you're gonna go to the uh what's a little park where you can grind and shit the terrain park terrain park there's gonna be just grinding i don't plan on doing any terrain parking i'm sorry i feel like my grinding days are behind me i tried to grind one time and i fell and i was like i don't know why i tried to do that i hit a couple rails when I was doing the turkey trot. I'm just going to go straight down the middle of the pipe. No, you can't do that. That's how I do it.

When you talk, I bet your poles are directly in the air to point at the sky. This is so stupid. How do you stop on skis? Do you hockey stop? Yeah, that's basically it. Unless you're a beginner you pizza make a triangle you gotta be going fast enough to how you stop though

oh yeah that makes sense if you if you spray snow oh yeah oh hell yeah i'm gonna spray your ass that's my move i just sprayed people it's so mean people off dude oh if someone if someone sprays me it's on site i'm spraying the fuck no it's on what if we all just spray will like no no less than 20 times have you ever seen have you guys ever seen someone sopping wet at the end of the day have you seen a botched spray before like it just can it can ruin your ankles yeah but like we're we're good enough that it won't happen yeah so we just keep spraying you you're not spraying me look just don't stop near the base one spray and you're getting a pull to the knee.

You just won't do that, though. You'll be too busy getting sprayed. You guys can spray me. If you can catch me, you can spray me. You'll be too busy wiping snow off your goggles. Call me Beat Me if you want to reach me. I'm just going to hunt you down the mountain. I'm just going to be playing with you

because you're going to be going a little ahead of me. I'll have the wherewithal to just kind of hang back. And then you're getting sprayed. Hell yeah. I need to be careful.al to just kind of hang back and then you're getting sprayed. Hell yeah. You need to be careful. It sounds dangerous. No, it's fun.

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Sleepy eyes. Sleepy eyes. Chuck Todd. Sorry, Brett. I was laughing at that during the reading. I had to get it out of my system. No, you got it. I do have a piece of breaking news.

Well, it's a little inside watch media breaking news. Oh, do we hire somebody? No, we're having a big Tuesday though. Today's Monday, but cool. We're going're having a big tuesday though today's monday but cool we're going to have a big tuesday oh okay because if if if we have anything to do with it there's some new merch coming out oh okay people are calling tomorrow uh the anti cyber monday it's tool tuesday no one's doing tool tuesday that'd be like a is that like a band thing or is that yeah you just thing or is that a,

yeah, you just sit around and listen to like 46 and two and shit. Yeah. Someone say tool. There's a lot of tool, huh? Um, so yeah,

tomorrow keep an eye out because we didn't do black Friday. We didn't do cyber Monday, but guess what we're doing? Well, are we doing extremely online Tuesday? Extremely online Tuesday. Wow. No one's doing that.

Literally nobody. No one's doing that. Yeah. We could have been, we could have been those people extending sales, but now we haveely online Tuesday. Wow. No one's doing that. Literally. Literally nobody. No one's doing that. We could have been those people extending sales, but no. We have extremely online Tuesday and that's when everything is dropping. Are we going to extend it to Wednesday? People are talking. Yeah, who knows? It might just be extremely online week at washedmedia.com

slash shop. What an exciting time. Yeah, I think we should drop a little teaser pic. We can do that. Today and then tomorrow when we're ready to go. How many are we doing? Right now we have three ready to go. How many are we doing, Dylan?

Well, it hit hard to slay. Oh! One of them is not the inverted one, right? We're doing inverted. Really? Yeah, yeah. Don't say too much. Don't say too much. Don't say too yeah yeah don't say too much don't say too much don't say too much damn this is always remembering from your witch will you know thank you thank you

wow what a time do we have any other breaking news brett no that's it it was slow but well you know what i do have one piece I want to get off my chest here. Buffalo just can't figure it out, Dylan. You know? Yeah. They really get fucking in, and then they just kick you out. Rasmus Darlene, did you see the hit he took? Oh, my God. It was brutal, man.

It was such a fucking cheap shot. It was. He punched him right in the jaw. He didn't deserve that. Right in the jaw. He did not deserve it. Too bad you're not a Bills fan. Yeah, no.

The Bills are fantastic. Good time for the Bills. Great time for the Bills. Great time for the Bills. But the saves, man. Dude, the saves just... They just can't find their way. You know what? They're just this middling franchise

that they fucking can't do anything right, Dylan. They're not pumping. They're really in. They're not pumping right. They're not chasing like they need to be chasing. Did you just say pumping or dumping? You said pumping. I meant dumping.

They're not dumping it like they need to be. They're just not. And when they are, they're not chasing it. Their power play is off. Jack Eichel. Thank God. What's his deal? He's playing great, Dylan.

I was watching their power play and I was like, well, who turned the power off? You said that? Yeah, that's what I was thinking. That's good commentary. I sent it to Micah. I was like, Micah, I need some electricity on this. He gave me nothing.

He's a human power plant. Is he still doing that bit? No. It's too bad. It's real too bad. I get why he stopped doing it. I think we're going to turn it around, though. Yeah, I hope so.

I really do. Another little sneak peek. January 19th, the Sabres play the Dallas Stars. Are we going to be there? We might. I mean, you're not even going to be in the state of Texas. January 19th? Yeah.

Oh, January 19th. Sorry. A week before our Breckenridge trip. Sorry. Isn't that around the meet-up time? Or proposed meet-up time? Is it the meet-up or the meet-up? It's the meet-up. It's the meet-up or the meetup? It's the meetup. It's the meetup.

So, yes. It's around there. Okay. Exciting. Exciting stuff. Hey, Dallas. Yep. Keep an eye out.

Yep. We're having a meetup at B-dubs, so keep your head out there for more news on it. No, we're not. They need to pay us money if we're going to do a meetup there. Oh, look at this guy. You know what they say.

When you're there, you're family. What's the meetup or the beatups in Mexico say? Aquí. Como aquí. Tu es familia. Como aquí? I don't know. Como tú aquí.

And with here. Yeah, with here. No, wait, not como, that's con. Con is with. Yes, you're right como is what what's ven stop dude come on i'm just asking a question i'll show you later dave man every that's every take it too far that's every middle school spanish teacher's worst nightmare is when you have to teach yeah when you have to teach yeah, especially if I'm in your class.

Oh yeah, I mean. Me and Dustin. Paul and I were just cracking up. Good stuff. Shout out Miss Rogers. Shout out Mrs. Payne. Shouts to learning Spanish in 7th grade. You know what?

From a lady who was white. What's up with that? I don't know. Some people use it as a craft, David. Yeah, I know, but I feel like I want it to be authentic. Authentico. Exactly.

There's a reason I don't remember it. Maybe you just didn't do enough of it. That's probably it. Didn't you take French for a while? No, I did not. I took Italian in college, which is really smart because you know you use it a lot all the time when i'm in maggiones or maggianos or whatever fazoles maggianos is tight though i do it is good now they give you like a bogo pasta like they'll send you a pasta yeah yeah it's pretty insane

makes me think they're not doing well yeah well no they're doing so well that when you buy one you get one for free you got to think fazoli's is cutting into their business did you was it you who like tweeted the picture of fazoli no so we just looked it up and it's like pasta with just a pound of sauce on it terrible yeah it's good oh i'm gonna i might do cacio e pepe i thought about stopping there after uh or instead of mcdonald's but there was no fazoles right off the highway i didn't want to drive the four miles off the highway and then get back on mcdonald's just seemed easier yeah i'm doing you get a big mac i did get a quarter pounder with cheese yesterday i bet it was great.

It was great. I wish I would have gone no pickle. The pickles on those double quarter pounders aren't that great. I forgot how bad the pickles at McDonald's are. Yeah. It's objectively bad all around. It comes together and it's perfect. I will say, shout out to McDonald's.

You can place your own order instead of waiting in line now. And if you're fast, you can do it way fast in the line move. So just- I don't like that. Think about it. That's putting good hard workers out of work. That's true, actually. Andrew Yang would not be a fan of what I just said. I take it back.

What's in good in the neighborhood? Outback Steakhouse, mate. That's Wilmonds. Eating good in the neighborhood. Yeah, that's also Wilmonds. It's also Dylan. We can't use it officially because we're in a dispute with some other restaurants. But if you had a restaurant, what kind of food would it be?

What kind of cuisine? What would Dorns be? Dorns be. Dorns be. I don't know if that has legs. I don't know. Dorns be. Dorns is a dive bar.

Oh, Dylan. I'm going to do Q. Oh. I'll do Q. Hopefully with Chris Harrison. That would be tight. Yeah. Are you talking Dave's though?

It's true. Dave's never been done on brisket. So. If you want to swing on Dylan right now, I will. I'm not going to stop you. I've just said. If you want to swing on him,

you have full clearance. Yeah. I don't know if you saw my Instagram story from last night. At DC Rough. It's private, so hit that request button. But I did a nice little roast last night. Reverse sear. Smoke.

I was going to say, did someone walk by your house with a trash fit? But you're talking about actually doing a roast? Okay. Yeah, I was just flaming my neighbors. They walked by. No, Enzo actually smelled it from uh he came over so next time enzo comes over he's your dog yeah i know okay that's why i'm gonna be grilling every night this week because i want enzo okay is there any other breaking news

brett that's it it's cyber monday happy cyber monday everybody out there i hope i hope your monday is very cyber but yeah keep, keep an eye out. Watch me. Dot com slash shop. Uh, also patreon.com slash trickling back podcast. Worst of holiday parties starts tomorrow. Go get subscribed.

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Cool. Cool. Cool. Should we get out of here? Yup. Let's do it. Let's doign. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Cool. Should we get out of here? Yep. Let's do it. See ya. Bye.

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