Circling Back - Fyre Fest Murder Hornets Eating Body Sushi

Episode Date: October 26, 2020

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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge my name is will defries my right david ruff don't ask me how i discovered this but um looking through uh some media produced by a previous podcast we were on, and I stumbled upon this Instagram comment from a listener. And maybe you guys can explain this. It says, Dylan was probably that kid in school that just fucking loved sharpening pencils. That's when you get up to Peacock in front of the class, you know? Okay. You walk over to the sharpener, and you make a big spectacle out of it.

Like, oh, he's got to sharpen again. You know, one of those things. No, I can't say that I was big into that, but I think that's what that comment means. I was trash at sharpening pencils. How can you be trash at sharpening pencils? You stick it in, you turn the crank. Too much pressure. Too much pressure sticking it in.

Unless you had the electric one. There was always that bonehead. Harbor Springs school systems did not have the budget for electric. We had the electric one.

How? We had them. No, we didn't. Somebody inevitably always stuck something in there that shouldn't be in there. Not like a wiener

or anything, but like a matte pencil or something. And it would just fry it. Parks went to a birthday party over the weekend, and in the pinata, he got a number two pencil. It was like a Halloween one and stuff.

You could take a test with it. But it wasn't sharpened. Did he throw that shit away? He was like, what do I do with this? I'm like, I don't know. I don't have a sharpener. Dude, no one has those anymore. You should have taught him the wiggly pencil trick.

What's that? Where you put the pencil. Oh, that one. That would have shocked all of wiggly pencil trick. What's that? Where you put the pencil in your head. Oh, that one. Yeah. That would have shocked all of his boys. I'm bomb at that, by the way. The worst thing ever was the handheld portable sharpener. Yeah.

Yeah. That thing was absolute trash. But in a pinch, it could get the job done. Yeah. I can still hear that noise. Just like... Yeah. The hand crank one that noise, just like. Yeah.

The hand crank one, it worked pretty well, too. Those are my favorite, to be honest. Yeah, but they'd snap the lead off half the time. That's exactly why I was bad at sharpening pencils, because I would put too much pressure, and then all this. I'd crack it every single time. You're a lefty, right? Yeah.

So it's built for righties. So you're going. What noise did that make, that pencil sharpener, the handheld one? Do classrooms still have those? Or just is it a mechanical pencil? It's all e-pencils. They just have like iPad chargers.

Stylus. All the kids have stylus now. What's up with all these kids having iPads? Park School gave him one. And they use it in class. Like we couldn't afford electric pencil sharpeners, and these kids are all walking around with iPads and shit. Yeah, I got a call like three weeks before school started,

and they're like, yeah, we want to deliver your son's iPad. I was like, I'm not buying an iPad. He already has one. They're like, oh, no, we're issuing them out. Like, everyone gets one. Like, oh. And it's his as long as he's in the school system if he transfers out he's supposed to give it back and that's it that's crazy offer to buy it on the cheap from man 2020 we've got

we've got experience in that y'all have smart boards growing up is it like they took they basically took over the chalkboard and installed like a gigantic no electric no yeah it was uh no dude and you're the more you talk about your high school the more i just am positive that you all like a gigantic electric. No. Yeah, it was. No, dude. And the more you talk about your high school, the more I just am positive that you went to like a boarding school that was not a boarding school. Dude, we had overhead projectors. Oh, yeah, Dylan, what was the thing you were talking about where you switch between? It's like, and it would go around the circle.

What? Micro, I don't know. Oh, yeah. No, your thing is totally different. No, I'm thinking of the slide projector. That's like a thing in the basement of libraries. Yes. I don't know what you're talking about.

You did like a whole micro-feesh thing last week. Oh, no, I know, but that's not what he was talking about. Unless you described it the worst way possible. No, no, no. I was thinking of the thing that has the- It's like a big box with a window on the top, and you put the transparent- That's the overhead. That's the overhead. That's the overhead projector.

Yeah, but there's no switch. That's when you're doing a spray. No, it went like click, click, boom. You spray the marker stuff, and you wipe it clean, and you start new. You write something on there, and your teacher would put it up, didn't know it was on there, and your boys would be like, oh, yeah, yeah, you can sneak stuff on there. Swag. Very swag. Yeah, I know know then we went to smart boards which were just

like shut up nerd ten thousand dollars at pop and yeah i don't know every class watch cable and shit it was just cool but nerd nerd herd over here probably a dumb board you have you have one of those teachers that oh a dumb on them everybody knew i just smoked a bunch of weed during the day and you just would just put on History Channel. Yeah. I'd be like, yeah, here's today's lesson. I once had a teacher fall asleep in the middle of giving a lecture to the class. He was standing up, and he dozed off, and we were just like, did that really just happen? Yeah.

Standing up? You could look at him during a test. Any test, pretty much, you could look at him, and he would be at his computer, and he would fall asleep during the test and just be sitting there with his eyes shut. And then, like, one noise, he would wake up and just look around and be like – but you could cheat on every single one of those tests. It was great. He had a sub. I wasn't in his class, but he filled in, like, for a couple weeks for the shop teacher, and he was coming to school on heavy amounts of cough syrup,

and he just fell asleep at the desk desk and they tied him to the desk. Yes. You had to. You had to. That's messed up. Maybe he was sipping codeine because he had to kill a cough. I think that's what was going down. I think that's what happened. Makes sense. Poor guy. We got a fully

loaded episode today, boys. Good time. Fully loaded. Let's go. Call this episode herbie i i don't fall because it's fully loaded was lindsey lohan still don't fall yeah she might have been hard to say before we get into it let's talk about some programming notes real quick first and foremost go follow circling back pod on instagram or twitter just make it happen now we need to be in the 10k club on twitter what What are we doing? We got like 9,200. We got some climbing to do. We're not at 10K on Twitter.

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It's the last one. I'm kind of bummed I didn't call last week's the penultimate, but I don't think I knew. That's okay. Maybe we'll do something. Weirdly, last night was like an influx of forms, Will. Oh, well, it's because things are getting spooky. Are you sure?

Are you sure I can't talk you into maybe just extending it one more week? You could probably talk me into shutting the hell up. OK, we shut the hell up. Please. Oh, he's doing it. No, no, we need you, though, because you like your part of the show. And, you know, the microphones. Yeah, you're kind of an important part of the show.

I'm back! Oh, okay, that's good. Thank you. Also, we got... On Wednesday, we got Bachelor. Honestly, I've been enjoying this Bachelor season despite the weirdness surrounding it, so I'm not going to have anything negative to say. Yeah, you will. Is tomorrow our last with Claire?

I don't know. If you would have asked me that, the way that they made the previews look after the premiere, they made it look like this past week's episode would have been the last one with Claire, so at this point, I have no clue. I think we have two more. I wouldn't be surprised. We'll see about it. After the premiere,

they literally showed a clip of a new limo door opening with presumably Tayshia coming out of it. And I don't think we're going to see that for at least two weeks. So we'll see. Maybe it's Wani Pops getting out of that limo. Bizzles. Bizzles. Oh, Bizzles. Bizzles.

Creep. Also, go mash that Twitch button. Twitch.tv slash washedmedia every Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday around 12, 15. Randy and i just went the fuck off on friday never seen someone get so screwed in uh fall guys as randy got on friday go check it out why couldn't you just jump through the ring dude it was hilarious jump through no it was total karma he was trying to jump through the ring and uh and he had already screwed over another player earlier in the game and so this was just a game getting him back do you choke dog

game will do that. Choke City. It was laugh out loud. I couldn't believe how bad he got screwed. The game is the game. Well said, Dave. Then are we dressing up for Happy Hour Live tomorrow? It's not tomorrow.

On Wednesday? Are we? I could just run my – I'll run it back. Yeah, I might just – Maybe I'll do a different variation. Maybe I'll pull one together real fast for Wednesday. You could do the Adam Sandler SNL bet.

Give me one. I'm a crazy man with a shoe on his head. Give me some candy. Recommend me one that'll give me an excuse to shave into a mustache. That'll be nice. You could go as the guy who packs up and leaves town forever. That would make a lot of people happy. my that's so dark yeah what if you were the guy that like actually that like had his time wrong and accidentally completely missed happy hour live like that'd be a funny costume

it's costume night on happy hour live too i just feel like y'all are being really mean to me right now yeah we are i don't know if i deserve it don't. I'm trying to be a good friend. Yeah. How many costumes have backers sent you, Dylan? Do you have any DMs? Zero. Okay. Zero.

Okay. There we go. That's it for the announcements. Should we just get right into This Weekend in Fun? Recapping This Weekend in Fun? Recapping This Weekend in Fun. Sorry, sorry, sorry. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Dylan, start us off. Man, I had a top five weekend of the year. Maybe top three weekend of the year. What? Yeah. I'm telling you, it was a lot of fun. I just chilled. Just got some really quality father-son time in.

Oh, hell yeah. It did the soul some good. How was your birthday on Friday? Excellent. My sisters came over. My brother-in-law had parks we got well we ordered pizza actually they picked up via 313 Oh what'd you go we got a bunch of different kinds we went off basically okay watch the movie and then Saturday Parkside little birthday party

down the street kid in his class that was a lot of fun he went crazy on the pinata got some candy got some number two pencils some little spider rings you know

I can't get over the number two pencils and the pinata thing yeah I'm not real sure what I don't know come on in a global pandemic, too? No one needs that.

Give the kids some candy. You can miss on candy. Just quality father-son time, like I said, was the highlight of my weekend. And I loved every second of it. The best gift you could have gotten for your birthday? Spending time with the homie. Yeah. Yeah, of course.

Or a new baseball player. He's a great kid, man. Did you get a new baseball bat? I did get an Easton, yeah. I haven't taken it to the cages yet, but I will. Pretty exciting stuff. Yeah, it's big time. Two-piece?

Do what? Either two-piece or the one-piece. Composite. It's new stuff. I don't know if you... Yeah, we didn't... That terminology was not around when I was playing baseball. I got you.

I'll never buy another bat as a gift. Bought my nephew one, and I didn't realize how it was way too big for him and he just still hasn't used it and it's like two years ago and every every time i see my brother-in-law or my sister i'm like hey has he used that bat yet they're like no still too big i'm like well i'll just maybe when he's uh 13 or something yeah yeah really dumb on my part he'll get there maybe he'll probably be playing something completely different He'll be out of baseball by then That's okay though Hard to say

What did you get into this weekend? Man, not quite as heartwarming But I did hang out A lot And I went to What's the pizza place, Brett? 28? Numero 28? Numero 28?

Numero 28. That translates to number 28, by the way, if y'all didn't know that. Thanks. I'm willing to call it the best pizza in Austin. Yeah, think about it. Best pizza in Austin. Excuse me, sir? Best pizza I've had.

Where is it? Second Street. No, hey. Right next to Cosina. Bet. Very good. It could be that we went next to Cosina. Bet. Very good. It could be that we went a little bit early. We went like at 1130, and I hadn't eaten breakfast.

You had a pizza, a Peroni. I did. And it was a whole scene. Yeah, I went off. I know. You started drinking much earlier without the boys on a Saturday than I thought you might. And then, look, a chain reaction. Didn't you get yourself a nice pint?

See, I told Sally when I woke up. I woke up, got out of bed, did a little stretch, and I was like, you know what? I think I might have a little Guinness during this Man U game. Whoa. And then the second you sent that at 1130 pretty much right when the game started, I was like, well, all right. I'm glad I could enable you. Thank you. Yeah.

Look, best pizza in Austin, it's hard to say, but it's up there. It's in the conversation. I need to try it. Very quality. Authentic Italian. I believe they have one in New York City. New York City? They got one in Miami, too.

Party in the city where the heat is on. Yeah. Pretty good. Felt very authentic when I went there. It was. They speak Italian. Authentical? Yeah.

I don't even know if that's Italian. I don't speak it. I don't think so. And there's guys in there just hanging out with the boys. They've got a dude making the pasta with the pasta maker. It looks like a pencil sharpener, but it's not. That's cool. He's making pasta.

Did you only have pizza, or did you try some pasta? No, Alyssa got ravioli. Oh, but it's not. That's cool. Did you only have pizza or did you try some pasta? No, Alyssa got ravioli. Oh, she snapped too. It was good. She didn't have to go that hard. That's unnecessary. No, she really didn't. Did you get a nice Chianti?

No, I got Peroni. Just a Peroni. I want beer. I went with Una Bita. I have confirmed authentic in Italian is autentico. Nice. Dude, you crushed that. Thank you.

Okay. We'll see about that. Dude, I've got severe back pain today because I watched more sports. I didn't do shit. Yeah. Aside from going to the park with Randy, I didn't do anything outside of watch the big games, which doesn't lend it.

Our couch is a nice couch. It's a great couch. But for long-term sitting, just bad for the posture, bad for the lumbar. Sure. So I'm on like heavy amounts of painkillers right now. We're going to tie you to the chair. I took three ibuprofen earlier. What was your strain score yesterday?

Strain? Yeah. From last night or from yesterday? Just your strain score. What did I wake up with today? Because I had an all-time low strain score for myself yesterday just based on how many sports I was watching yesterday. I was in the yellow.

Oh, I'm talking strain, though, not recovery. Oh, like 4.3 or something stupid. I had a 2.8 yesterday for your boy. That's very low. That's like I can get up to 4 by just letting Rosie out most days. Yeah, that's low. Climbing stairs will give you a little bit. Oh, yeah, you should get to 4 just by will give you a little bit. Oh, yeah.

You should get to four just by climbing two sets of stairs. Oh, something else I did this weekend. I was talking to you about this before. Dylan, I had three NBAs. Three not Brown Ales over the course of the weekend. Really? Not Sam Smith, but Alesmith. Oh, okay.

And they were surprisingly poundable. Yeah. Yeah. I'll give them a shot again. I haven't had that particular one, but I'm open to it. You know what? I'm going right now. Wow.

Holy shit. Dude, wow. Dude, you're crazy. Just kidding, guys. It's sparkling water. Yeah, we can see it there. Right. Okay.

I was going to say, with all the painkillers you're on for your back, I don't know if popping a nutty bee open would be the move right now. That's the thing about me. I don't give a damn. What's wrong with you? Dave's crazy. He's loco. He's absolutely loco.

Greg, you getting anything? H-Town weekend. Oh, I forgot you went to the H-Town. I am on a swing journey currently. I'm getting there. I appreciate all the feedback from the backers that continues to roll in. Looks like he came straight from the course, man. Me?

Yeah, I got in a quick nine beforehand. You know there's a cold front coming in. You're ready for the Arctic cold front about to blow through. Literally the coldest cold front of the year. And this is the outfit I went with, yeah. Brett's gone on a rowback polo. Stella 20, by the way. It looks like you're about to go to study hall during your pledge semester.

Dude's got rainbow sandals on. There's a cold front coming. It looks like he just got off the course and is going into the clubhouse. I told you guys I hit wolf dancer on my way back from Houston this morning getting a quick rain sesh. It was 73 when I woke up today, and that's the warmest it's going to be in Austin today. It was pouring rain outside, and you're in here wearing shorts

and a damn pair of flip-flops. Are you doing a classic northern guy flex? No. It's not even cold. If any... The shorts in high school kid. The shorts in high school kid was swag. Dude, you're such a P.

You guys in Texas, dude. You guys already got your north faces out. I'm wearing a tank top. The thing about it is I prefer to be comfortable, so I'm just going to go ahead and dress for the cold weather if that's okay with you. As long as I'm not bothering you, what's the problem here? There was a kid in our high school who would always wear shorts when it was snowing out just to, like, flex on people.

It's not even cold. I did a tweet that did numbers about him because I actually was, like, kind of buddies with this guy. And somebody in my mentions was like, did it ever dawn on you that maybe he couldn't afford pants? i was just like oh no because he was no he was my boy and like i know that he has pants like everyone in northern michigan owns pants that's the dumbest response of all time it's like he 100 could afford pants like numerous pairs actually was he uh my legs don't get cold guy no yeah he he was mind over matter guy that's not

oh like like he like everyone's so impressed by you david goggins dude it was god i kind of loved it like girls over there like did you guys see scott today wow he's got shorts on and it's like 45 degrees outside the cold doesn't even phase it dude i take cold showers every morning ice cold no you guys know me if anything i'm the opposite. I'm like putting pants on before it's supposed to. Remember last year? I didn't wear shorts at all. You literally didn't own shorts. You couldn't afford shorts.

It would be 98 and you would have pants on. Now it's going to be 48 and you have shorts on. Correct. Well, this is... You got it all backwards. I was not expecting to stay over in Houston last night. And so I did. And then so I got up this morning real early and came in.

This was the only outfit I had left. Because I wore my warm outfit on Saturday. Why didn't you just run the warm outfit back? Because it was dirty. Well, what did you do to get it so dirty? You went to like a brunch? I was at St. Arnold Brewing Company all day. You can wear pants a few days.

Like the outdoor location? Yeah, the outdoor location. What a place that is. Real tight. Arnold Brewing Company all day. You can wear pants a few days. Puke on it. Like the outdoor location? Yeah, the outdoor location. What a place that is. Real tight. Now, take me to church. See the backers there? My God. No backers.

Very, very distant. Like six feet is recommended. They had like 12 feet between tables. I have never been more gassed up by touchers than when I went to that brewery. Really? The weekend after Touching Base got canceled, I got mobbed by a bunch of frat dudes who were just like, dude, I'm so sorry about what happened.

Dude, they were mobbing? Dude, they were mobbing. Love that. They literally surrounded our picnic table, and we were just like, well, this is awkward. Do I need to go have a beer with them to get them away from my friends who are really confused right now? I loved it, though.

I almost cried tears of joy in the bathroom because I was like, man, I'm mistouching face. Did you all have any beers? We were emotional back then. What? Did you have beers with them? They bought me a beer. That's sick.

That was nice. That's what it's all about, man, the perks. Yeah. Anyway, that was pretty good. They had a beer, the Pumpkinator. It tasted like a bonfire in a can. Or bonfire in a glass, I should say. Was it a smoked beer? It was a smoked pumpkin ale. I don't like that. Smoked pumpkin porter. Or bonfire in a glass, we should say. Was it a smoked beer?

It was a smoked pumpkin ale. Smoked pumpkin porter. They need to quit with the smoked phase of beers. It was good. It was good. I'll give them that. But here's the deal. They gave us tasters of the 2013 version of the smoked pumpkin whatever, pumpkin porter.

They charged us $14 for each one of them. By accident. By accident. For like an ounce of beer. And so when the bill came, I was like, that's weird. We each got like three beers and the bill's like a hundred bucks. Like, I don't understand. I don't even know if people like rang up tasters.

Well, they shouldn't have. Yeah. And so they did. And they're like, oh, let me go talk to my manager about that. That's not ideal. Now came back. He's like, thanks for, thanks for letting us know guys, because we've been doing that for like three days. We just had no idea.

$14 per taster of an ounce of beer. So I was like, are you guys just like fucking with people? Like there's a lot of groups there that order food and a bunch of beers. The tab gets to the point where they don't see the $28 of tasters. Sheesh. So, St. eyes keep keep your eye out we also did uh detroit style pizza this weekend dylan at pizarro's in houston let's go uh nope nope not great not well was there not a jets location near you there was no jets well there could have. We didn't look it up. But. It's the one.

Yeah. Just do that. Pizarro's is not getting my business anymore. Okay. Via 313 is good. It's much lighter than Jets. Jets is also very good. It's just a heavier slice.

Chonky boys. I do have to try Jets. Really? I've never noticed a difference. Yeah. Big time. Interesting. I haven't had Via in forever, though. Check it out. Really good.

Not that you don't know. I love Jets, too. Don't get me wrong. But anyway, this Pizarro's, we ordered a pizza and they just made it without the toppings on it. So we basically got $30 garlic bread. They just forgot the toppings?

No, they put them on the side. We don't put the arugula and the lemon oil and the garlic oil and the pepperoni and the sauce on the pizza because we keep the freshness in. No one's doing that. That's doing a little bit too much. A $22 pizza the size of half

of my laptop, for it to cost that much, we had to make the pizza ourselves no we got 30 dollars did you say i'm doing your job for you that's like you should be paying me it's like one of those pizza lunchables man you got to put all this shit on there shots to uh those were not good by the way no of course pizza lunchable was pure trash yeah they're really good shots to caroline because she she ran up the phone after while we were in the car on the way back looking at the pizza. Like, hey, this is not good.

So she called, and supposedly it's supposed to be comped as of today. But we'll see. When that credit card statement comes back. Damn, I didn't know we were having a steam room about Houston food and beverage. Oh, yeah, you did. You warned us, didn't you? Is this what you had to steam on? I had to steam on Pizarro's.

Wow, you're really getting that name out there. You're making sure that people know about this. They won't be sponsoring this podcast. That is correct. Because it was trash. And the pizza wasn't even good. Dude, I expect more from them. That's actually pretty Pizarro's.

Yeah. David. Crazy. Crazy. We also went to the weather and or the time on Friday. It's a local Houston spot. El Tiempo. Oh.

Oh. I see what you're doing. It depends on the time. You're doing a lot. I thought you meant you just called time and temperature. Do you remember when you could do that? No, it's tiny tempa. Oh, okay.

You could call time and temperature. There's a number on a landline. I forgot about that, yeah. And it would tell you the time and the temperature. You ever see the banks that have the temperature and it's just never right? Yep. Yeah. It never has once been right.

Banks are corrupt. Northwest Trust or something like that. It's just like, what? It's the banksters. It doesn't work. It doesn't work at all. Yeah, anyway, construction's going well on I-10. That's about all I have to report.

No, it's not. No, it's not. No, it's not. It's terrible. I didn't do much. Friday, your boy just straight chilled. Wasn't trying to step out. I had a lot of soccer to watch early on in the morning on Saturday, so I had to wake up and do that.

Saturday was just a pretty chill day for me. I did bring two beers down to Micah's and realized that he was doing Whole30, so I wasn't able to drink those. I mean, I drank the beers myself, but like I was kind of hoping to crush some beers and watch some cage fights with Micah. Didn't work out like that. Did y'all not get to watch the fights? No, we watched the fights. Micah had a really high quality

stream that he was putting on his TV. I actually, that sounds like I was making fun of it. It was actually a higher quality free stream than you could have found, than I could have found anywhere. So we saw some stuff. Not the best main event. I'm very disappointed, yeah.

And then after that, we went over to a friend's house. We had some ramen tatsuya brought over for them. I crushed some nutty bees while watching some Big Ten football. It's an NBA. It just felt real nice. Real nice. I did go with the Samuel some nutty bees while watching some Big Ten football. It's an NBA. It just felt real nice, real nice. I did go with the Samuel Smith nutty bees, Dylan. Let's go. I was very happy about that.

And then, yeah, yesterday I tried to do as little as humanly possible, and I succeeded. I had the absolute pleasure of watching the Detroit Lions win on crackstreams.com. So that was cool. Having a real good time watching them all season on my laptop. It's just the ideal way to watch football. Do you not have YouTube TV? Nope, nope. I think we're cutting the cord very soon.

Very, very soon. Probably before November. Snip, snip, motherfucker. He still wouldn't get the Lions game. Yeah, there might be a hack to red zone there's a hack as long as i if i had red zone i would i would be up for it but when i actually tried to purchase that on the week one purchase like the the package for way too much money their service to to do that wasn't even working probably because they were overloaded with people

so i was willing to pay the the ridiculous amount but never happened and then you know we had to go the fuck off last night you know what i'm talking about you know what i'm referring to uh no dude we made lentil soup how did i not guess that dude come on like lentil soup is just like the hardest hitting that there is what's a lentil dude i don't know isn't it a bean some type of something is it no they just look like dude i don't know isn't it a bean some type of something is it no they just look like little i don't know what a little tiny popcorn kernels that just get soft when you toss them in the soup let's find out what a lentil is it a seed of some sort maybe oh it's an edible legume oh oh lagoon which begs the question what's a legume that's more of a bean

isn't it most beans fall in the lagoon family, right? I get bean vibes from them. Legume. We chopped up some hot dogs and put them in there, too. No, we didn't do that. Come on, man. Sorry. Geez, we don't do that. I did start a show last night that I'm going to finish. It's not called Game of Thrones. But I'm officially going in on Euphoria.

Oh, why? I don't know. Isn't that the sex one? I feel like you wouldn't like that. It's because she won the Emmy for it. And I respect Zendaya and I'm going to give it another shot. I gave it all of 10 minutes

the first time I turned it on and I was like, nope. And it did get so much... I'm desperate now. Yellowstone's done for me. I watched the finale of Ratchet last night. Really good. You've been high on this show. I'm telling you, it's a really good me. I watched the finale of Ratchet last night. Really good. You've been high on this show.

I'm telling you, it's a really good show. Give it a shot, man. Okay. It's really good. Okay. I don't say that about a lot of shows. It's funny you mentioned Game of Thrones because we hopped back in just like mid-season four or something. Randomly over the weekend.

I was like, this is when the show was good. I didn't know we had Sassy Thrones Dave. The show runners really blew it. Well, they lost the source material and then they just tried. Snobby show critic. Sassy, snobby show critic.

So annoying. snobby show critic sassy snobby show critic so annoying oh shit can we talk about hymns real quick the book was better yes you've heard us talk about hymns numerous times

you've even heard Brett talk about actually using hymns as a preventative measure so he can keep that luscious flow atop that skull of his prevent defense

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But remember, that's 4hims.com slash steam. You know, I think last week we might have mentioned this man's name, or at least I thought about it during a segment. It did come up in some capacity. I think we were talking about whether or not Billy McFarlane was going to try to throw another Fyre Fest on Epstein Island. Yeah, some context. I don't remember that, but yeah.

I don't think he's going to do that. It doesn't sound like it. Yeah, because now he's just in solitary confinement because he tried to do something that no one's trying to do in jail. Get a pot off. Yeah. King shit, dude. Get a pot off. Yeah.

King shit, dude. Can someone explain how he records said podcast, uploads to the internet, that kind of thing? I think cellular phone. Yeah, he was using a prison phone. And so it's called dump, the website, or sorry, the podcast is called Dumpster Fire. Spelled like Firefest with a Y. Ooh, that's genius. Yeah, they killed that it premiered his first episode on tuesday and it features him talking about the crimes from a

prison phone since the trailer for the podcast came out last week uh he has now been in a 23 hour a day solitary confinement and may remain there for 90 days or more pending investigation by the federal federal bureau Prisons. Why? What's the problem here? Why can't he get a pod off? I don't understand. I don't like that. I mean, it's a good question.

Like, I'm assuming he's not able to monetize it at this point. It's very hard to monetize pods. I still don't understand the logistics of how he was able to. What kind of phone is he? They don't hand out cell phones in prison. I'm just a little confused. Somebody clearly smuggled some in in their butthole. Is there a real explanation? Yeah, somebody smuggled in phones.

There's like a whole black market economy in prison. Can't you just use a prison phone to call people? Like, don't they have that kind of time that they set aside for you? It's like a landline and shit. Yeah, but somebody else is recording the audio on the other end, and then you just toss up Billy McF's. Aren't those phone calls like three minutes, though?

Remember, that's how they did the, what was the one? The really, really good PBS pod that everybody loved. It was like The Murderer and Did He Do It or Not. It was one of those. Adnan? Adnan, that's the name. Did he do it from prison? He was doing the interviews from prison was like five years. Adnan. Adnan, that's the name. Did he do it from prison? He was doing the interviews from prison.

Okay, okay. And then it ended up on the pod. Serial is the one that we're talking about. Serial. The one podcast that probably launched the entire genre into what it is today. We wouldn't be here without Serial. I hated her voice.

No, seriously. I was not a big Sarah Koenig guy. I just imagine somebody smuggled in cell phones, like iPhones or something, and he recorded it. Maybe he got smuggled out and uploaded. I don't know. That's crazy. So it says a spokesperson at the Bureau of Prisons declined to comment and said that they never discussed the housing arrangements of inmates for privacy reasons. McFarland's cellmate, who also participated in the podcast, was placed in solitary confinement, too.

McFarland had previously been put in solitary at a different facility for possess with a flash drive? Putting it in the computer that he doesn't have? I think they're like computer labs in some prisons, like little library situations. I think there are computer labs in some prisons, like little library situations. I think. Did he keister the flash drive? Probably. Keister, you said?

Did he keister the flash drive? How else do you get it in? I mean, look, it makes more sense than a cell phone. I can't fit an iPhone in my butt. If you had to smuggle one thing into prison what we can smuggle into prison you gotta think a phone would be most useful cell phone oh he owes 26 million dollars in restitution yeah what they should let him start making money let him monetize it yeah he needs the money Brett said Brett sell ads according to

this article it says that he intends to, from the proceeds from the podcast, to start paying that back. That's going to be a long, long podcast. Like, that's going to be 20 years of podcasts before he even makes a dent. Start chipping away, though, day. That's right. That 90 usually is kind of a whole thing. Yeah. It's a whole deal.

I'm trying to see if Dumpster Fire has made the podcast charts at this point. I'm not seeing a ton of motion, which is not great because it's the easiest to climb the charts when your podcast is new. If he was smart, he would launch a Patreon and just have a $5 tier and then a $26 million tier. That's a good idea.

Because all he needs is one person. Dude, just do it, man. He just can't help himself. This is genius because now when he gets out, I don't know when that's going to be or whenever this goes live, I'm going to listen. Okay, since a trailer for the podcast came out last week featuring photographs of McFarlane and other inmates in the prison yard,

that's when he started the solitary confinement. So he's in there like just take he's in there taking pictures and sending them to this his producer whoever's putting these up on the internet are they doing any like poses or faces and hand gestures specifically in these photos are they calling the prison the firehouse i don't have less i don't know i don't know i don't know the answers to either of those questions. I'm sorry. Like maybe putting his index finger to his head.

Are they homosexual? Okay. On his Instagram from... Wait, is this his real page? Hold on. Does it have a checkmark? No. It says account managed by Billy's team.

There's a picture of him with his caption is of the yard. I'm looking at this photo too. And it's pretty hard, I'm not going to lie. He's lost some weight. He's getting a fit off. This is exactly what I wore all weekend, just a gray T-shirt and gray shorts. His crew rolls hard, I can tell you that. In prison.

In prison, yeah. shorts his crew rolls hard I can tell you that in prison in prison yeah and here's another one of him like leaning up against the wall against next to a guy whose face is blurred out and it says the time is the caption so it appears to be prison he looks he's just in there getting pics to getting grams off this is a pretty well done photo who took this all your gram yeah it's a great picture I don't know what my gram game would be like from prison but like i would only aspire to have this kind of photo taken like this is hard it looks like he's lost weight too which is good because he was looking very bloated

before he went to prison he did he he didn't look like necessarily like super super bad but he looked like a guy that just needed to take a couple weekends off and just having benders every weekend yeah there's nine to five like if he did sober october people would be like yeah god you look great and it's like well yeah i just stopped drinking he puts off like whole 30 vibes but he does it for like two weeks and then his buddy has like a birthday he's like yeah i'm doing whole 30 but i'm actually just i'm breaking from my buddy's uh bachelor party that's like a five-day thing in colombia and then i'm gonna go back on it it's like hole 25. Mm-hmm.

Yeah, it's essentially the same thing. Man, solitary confinement. It's got to be rough, huh? I know. I get so tired of playing cards. I don't know that you get cards in there. Solitary confinement. Oh, I see what you're doing.

It's fine. I see what you're doing. You're crazy, man. I know. I'm a wild boy. I'm crazy. doing you're crazy man i know i'm a wild boy i'm crazy so you guys are just smuggling phones oh like am i like hypothetical if i can get one thing no no no of course um how would you charge it i hopefully it comes pre-charged i don't know i mean it would be fun for a day and then then all of a sudden you'd be like,

fuck, prison was a lot tighter when I had an iPhone. What's better, though? Do they have Wi-Fi there? I don't know. You got to think, given the nature of how prisons are created, that the service in there is not great. You can't speak of LTE in there, though. No, dude, I barely get LTE in my apartment. Yeah, you really have trash service in your apartment.

Every time I call you, you're like, let me call you back. It's terrible. You just clearly moved right out to the hall or something no i just move over to the window it's not great uh man would you not smuggle in like a weapon of some sort because like that's got to be like david if you're playing us to escape then sure which is it not i'm not trying to write out that sentence how long is he in 10 he Ten? He's in at least ten, right? I think it's five. It's still too long. Okay.

Maybe like a – And you try to escape, they're going to attack on ten. That would catch me alive. No, I would – maybe some like posters of some like old-time broads that I would put up and then like slowly but surely chisel away behind them. And then I would escape when there's a thunderstorm through a sewer pipe. And I would just end up covered in shit, but I escaped. Then I would meet my buddy on the beach years later.

That's a good idea. You should do a movie about that. It seems really specific. Yeah, that sounds good. Can we get the rights to that screenplay? Hypothetical. Sounds good to me. No, cigarettes, right?

What's the currency? Jewels. Jewel pods. If you could get a bunch of jewel pods, you're king. Yeah. At least for a week. Yeah, I guess so. You got to charge those, though, so you need a charger for that.

True. God, the charger thing is just not great have your buddy smuggling a charger you're good yeah i think you'd have to have your boy come in with like a charger and his keister and then like hand it to you over the table a lot of keisters happening sorry that's a word i don't think i've heard in like a decade and you've used it like six times a day keister and that will ferrell Ferrell, Kevin Hart movie, Get Hard, they talk about keistering quite a bit.

Is that a good movie? No. I've never seen it. Why did you watch that? It was one of those ones that's just always on TV. Did Parks watch it? No, Parks did not watch it.

Dylan saw Get Hard on the menu and he was like, oh shit. Isn't Parks' favorite stand-up comedian Cat Williams? No, that's your favorite.

You know, that is a, you guys were wrong for that. No, but you hung your hat on Cat Williams for a long time. His old stuff is really funny. He's so bad. No, dude. Remember that time he got beat up by a 14-year-old?

Doesn't take away from his previous comedy. Is that true? Yes, there's video of it. He gets, like, wrecked by a 14-year-old. He's a tiny man. I know, but why was he fighting a 14-year-old? I don't know. Because he's fucking wild like that.

It was a weird video. It's like, what is Cat Williams doing here? It doesn't make sense. He shouldn't have been there. Little tiny fist flying. How tall is Cat Williams? He's not big. We need that iPhone app.

I would guess he's 5'6". We should look it up. Is Cat with a K? Yes. And two Ts. would guess he's 5'6". We should look it up. Is Cat with a K? Yes. And two Ts. He's listed at 5'5". So he's 5'3". That's tough. That's like Prince hype, man.

Mega tough scene. Is Prince that tiny? Rest in peace. Prince is a little man. Was. R.I.P. again. He's deceased. Shouts.

Yeah, but he had the biggest dick energy. Oh, yeah. One of the greatest guitarists. His name was Common Electra. You know Michael Jackson was like 6'3"? No. That's not true at all. No.

I was going to say that'd be weird. It would be, wouldn't it? That'd be weird. Why would it be so weird? It would be, but I can't figure out why. Because 6'3 people can't dance like he can. Because he's clearly not. That's why.

His dance motions are too fast for a 6'3 person to do. Yeah. That's fair. Yeah. A lot of people say he got all his dance moves from Cole Campbell. How tall is Cole Campbell? What's he listed at? He's not over 5'7".

All the greats are under 5'9". Yeah. It's true. I looked it up. Weirdly, his doesn't just pop up immediately. That's weird. Yeah, that's interesting. He puts off like 6'1 vibes. Might be.ly, his doesn't just pop up immediately. That's weird. Yeah, that's interesting. He puts off like 6'1 vibes.

Might be. Oh, he doesn't? He's probably 5'7", 5'6". You guys ever think about when you're wearing sweatpants, and you're just like, God, I need to go run some errands right now. But these sweatpants just look so bootleg. Yeah. I can't wear these to the store.

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Speaking of going off, do you hear about Bryson this weekend? Looking at his track man stats right now. If, if this is true. Why are people questioning if this is true? I'm not. I'm just putting it out there that it might not be. Long drive champions don't carry at 400 yards. Well, U.S. Open champions do. So, ball speed, 211 miles an hour.

That's faster than mine. How does a ball speed compare to Kyle Berkshire? Is that his name? Yes, yes, yes. I would like to know his track and his stats and see what kind of numbers he's doing. Berkshire between 220, peaking at 228. More than 220, peaking at 228. Sheesh, okay.

And what kind of carry are we talking about here on this young man? 400's in play, I feel like, for the long drive guys. Yeah, right? No, it's not. Sometimes you see, I've only watched a handful of long drive events. I know, NF. We're bringing back NF? But I feel like sometimes those are won with like 360, 370.

Conditions are key. Wind. The one that's up at Windstar a lot of times, they're hitting back up into the wind. Sometimes it's a hard grid. You'll get a lot of bounce, a lot of roll. Hard grid. Berkshire has a career long of 492. That takes elements into play, though.

That's hilariously long. That's with wind. There's something going on there. But for this to be just on the track, which i guess takes everything into account like when it's not because when i first heard this must be a true distance yeah we assumed that there was like it this was wind dated and stuff and like not on a track man and then now i'm sitting here looking at it he he pulled receipts he did he showed a picture of the track man. People are big mad. Some people. Look, I would love to see it.

It's just crazy that he just, like, I don't know, it feels like a month ago, he's out there putting up good numbers, and then he's like, yeah, I'm going to go see if I can add distance. And he comes back a few weeks later like, yeah, I did it. Here it is. Here's proof. It's just crazy to me what he's doing. Yeah? He says he's going to do it, and then he just goes in and he actually does it.

What are people more mad about? Are they more mad about these stats that might be a little inflated, or are they more mad about him getting off of a private jet with a backpack over one of his shoulders with an orgain sitting on the private jet just sitting there and then getting into a Bentley while Kings of Leon blasts in the background? I would think the latter, speaking for my own self. Was that an Orgain plug?

That's like a huge sponsor of his. Yeah, but I think this was a Bentley plug. Did they pay for it? Okay. He's very good to his sponsors. I mean, I don't understand why he would have a bright orange Bentley just sitting outside of that. I've got to think that if I ever had the money to buy a Bentley, bright orange would not be in play.

I've never understood why people that get those cars get like, I understand maybe getting like a bright yellow Ferrari because that's just kind of a thing. Cherry red Lambo. Bentley is more luxury than it is like supercar. Yeah, exactly. So like, I don't understand why you would ever go with any color that's not just a basic. Hey, Brett, why don't we have a Bentley sponsorship yet, man? Yeah, I'm trying to inspire to be better, too. Yeah. I would love to drive one around town. Well, their marketing

department, they're, you know, they're doing okay. They're not digging. Our demo isn't exactly buying Bentleys. That's rude. I feel like our demo is the same as Bryson's, it's just smaller. One of our listeners drives a Bentley. One of them does. And I want to hear from that person.

Someone moved into our apartment with a Bentley. I was like, I feel like if you have a Bentley in my apartment complex, you're doing something a little different than how I would do it. Yeah, like they came into money just now, like after they signed their lease. Yeah. You know? And I was so confused.

I was like, dude, that's really out of character for our complex. So I just called it up and I was like, get this thing out of here. So now it's gone. How much to lease a Bentley? Hard to say. I don't know. Don't look it up. Don't look it up or you're going to start justifying it somehow, Dave.

800 bucks a day. No, no, no. A day? A day? I don't know. I'm guessing. Let's see. If Bentley of Pasadena?

Oh, rent or lease? Lease. Different. Okay, I was thinking rent. You could probably rent one for like $250, $300 a day. You could lease one for $8,000 a month. No, no, it's way cheaper. It's cheaper than that.

I was going to say $2, no, it's way cheaper. It's cheaper than that. I was going to say $2,500. It's way cheaper. $2,800, $3,300, $1,400. It's in that neighborhood. So we could conceivably have a washed media Bentley. Yeah. Yeah, the one that it looks like he's driving is about $2,000. It's over $2,000 a month, but I'm sure that's like the bare bones.

I'm sure you're paying closer to $3,000 once you're all said and done. Get that warranty in there and everything That's more formal than I would have guessed obviously I did I guess way over that so pull trig you got to put a hundred Thousand dollars down there. Oh, yeah, you got to put a ton down Just pull trig dude. Yeah, I don't know the he's doing a lot right now and We got the Masters in what two and a half weeks, did we decide? Yep. Yep.

They put out their first tweet today. I'm pretty H for it. I'm pretty H to see what he does. Oh, I could not be more H to see what he does on this course. Oh, God. And that was with a standard length driver? That's what he says. That's what he's saying.

All right, Bryson, go off, man. I want to see it. Do we think that Brooks is officially on the get as big as possible train? Based on his content this weekend? He is so in Brooks' head. Oh, he is. It seems like it's pretty obvious at this point. I felt like it in the beginning when he started just doing stray bullets at Bryson,

even though Bryson didn't really see. I don't think Bryson, unless I'm mistaken, I don't think he ever straight up went directly at Brooks for anything, did he? No. He might have responded to something Brooks said, but I'm pretty sure Brooks has been the one just kind of throwing shade out there. Brooks said something to him about slow play. Yes.

That's totally, I mean. Yeah, and then Brooks has thrown out, like, he lobbed the steroid joke, and now you see Brooks in in the gym uh just curling a straight bar 70 pound straight bar like okay which i mean that's not that much weight for a guy of his size but still he looks his arms look big yeah as brett points out he's not a forearm guy no his uh bicep to wrist ratio is appalling. Is that something you can help? No. Yeah, I was going to say, your wrists are your wrists.

I have bitch boy wrists too. It's genetic. There's no, I don't think there's, you can't pack on size on the wrist. Yeah, like dude. Because I've got tiny wrists. I'm going to try to get some gains on my wrists in 2021. I don't think mine are very big either. You've got decent wrists.

Yeah, you're fine. Oh, okay. Thanks. Yeah, yours are fine. Yours are proportional. You're like eyeing me up and down dude I'm trying to see the proportion proportional brooch brooch's art Brooks's are not right I don't know why you're having so much trouble with the sentence that you got right the first

time but yeah I will Brooks is good you ran it back. What's up with Rory's hoodie? People were... This is just golf adjacent, as Dave said earlier. One guy on Twitter was not happy about it. No place for that hoodie on the course. Everyone's mad about hoodies on the course. It's a Nike hoodie. You look good.

How many hoodies are we going to see at the Masters? Will they even allow it? Yes. Will they? They've allowed joggers in the past. Have you got a lotgers did somebody wear jogs i don't know i don't know if they allow joggers who's the uh he's from south africa van rooyen eric van rooyen he's a jogger guy yeah but in augusta oh yeah that's what i'm saying you can wear it on ricky's worn on tour i've just i can't recall seeing it at augusta i guess i can't recall ever hearing about anyone being told they can't wear something at Augusta.

Like, do courses have the specific dress codes for PGA events where you can only wear this? The caddies have to wear the white bib, but I don't know. That's a good question. They might have specific attire guidelines for different courses. I don't know. I don't think I would play in a hoodie, but it's just because I don't think I want the shoulder weight of having a hood resting on my back the entire time. I think it would just get annoying.

But I have no issue with people wearing hoodies. Yeah. I don't hate it. They're fine. They look comfy. A hood serves an actual purpose in certain weather conditions. So for that reason, it makes sense to have a hoodie on a golf course. Yeah.

But hoodies get a bad name because of the street wear kids who are just little punk asses. No, it's the e-boys that squirt their hair out the front. And kids are in class with hoodies on and shit. Like, dude, take that off. You're like a jackass. I'm kind of old school when it comes to that, I think. I like the dudes at the gym

who, like, wear them, the hoods inside the gym. Yeah. As they're working out. With no sleeves, right? Like, you really don't need that. Or when that, when that kid,

when Bryce Hall was on Portnoy's podcast and he wore his headphones on top of his hoodie. That's, I don't, that doesn't make sense. What a jerk. How long do you have to, or how loud do you have to have your headphones turned up in order to hear that? Yeah on top of his hoodie. I don't. That doesn't make sense. What a jerk.

How loud do you have to have your headphones turned up in order to hear that? Yeah, really. What are you doing, dog? It seems a little unnecessary. Whatever. Either way, I'm all in. I might actually place money on Bryson for the Masters this year. I might put some boy stacks down. Let's go.

Does he traditionally play well there? I don't know if he has a big enough resume. I feel like he's only played once there. He's only probably played there a couple times. A few times. He made his pro debut when we were at Grand X, which just means it's only been a few years. Okay.

So I don't know. Hard to say. Did you guys hear about these murder hornets are they back what's going on i don't i thought we had like i thought we had figured that out or maybe just the world just had like other shit going on that we didn't that that was a little more important than murder hornets but like overall yeah murder hornets are still a thing it says washington state officials eradicate the first murder hornet nest in the U.S. The Washington State Department of Agriculture destroyed the first nest of Asian giant hornets in the U.S., also known as murder hornets, by vacuuming the insects out of a tree near

Blaine, Washington. Wow. Oh, here's a picture of them. See the fits they were getting off? Dude, they were kind of going off. No, the spacesuit people. Yeah, what do you wear when you have to go approach the murder hornets? I mean, I feel like if you get stung, it's very bad news.

That's why you've got to protect yourself. Yeah, they're showing this tube just full of—they caught a bunch of bodies, it looks like. Hornets, I'm talking about here. It was a basketball-sized nest. Hornets I'm talking about here. It was a basketball-sized nest. Ugh. Okay, if there's a nest that big with this many hornets in it in the United States, there are a bunch of other ones out there, correct?

Am I correct in assuming that? This says that this is the first nest found in the United States, but that doesn't indicate whether or not there are more. It just says this is the first one found in the United States. There has to be more. There has to be more. Yeah, you can just have one isolated nest in this far inland. I feel like all it takes is a few of them getting away and just...

Yeah, peace out. I'm going to start my own nest somewhere. Those still to deuce up. Yeah, these outfits are substantial. Yeah, these outfits are substantial. They're cutting down the tree in case there are newborns inside and suspect that more nests may be in the area. They're taking this very seriously. Dude, I appreciate somebody's doing something about it, though.

With everything else going on in the world, I figured they were going to take a bad seat until it was too late. But there's people out there grinding on murder hornets. I bet you could have fun trying there grinding on murder hornets i bet you could have fun trying to do a murder hornet halloween costume you get creative with it you know maybe like keep a tule on you or something it's murder you're ready to catch bodies we're an oj jersey some wings now we're doing now we're doing it do you have an oj jersey allegedly though i do sitting in your closet.

So these actually all... You just have to get stung and you die. I feel like that's been played up. Is that right? Is it one sting and you're done? No, it says multiple stings. Okay. But 30 to 50 people die per year in Japan as of 2006. So you have to think that since these things are spreading, especially the United States,

that more people are getting taken down. Dude, that's a shit ton. Like, horses only took out 66 over 10 years in Australia. Yeah, but Australia is, like, sparsely populated. 30 to 50 per year. Per year. Yeah. I mean, I don't like that.

I don't know. I mean, I don't like that. I wanted to say, like, this sounds like clickbait, like, for, like, you know, because this came out, like, three months ago, and it was, like, a big deal, and everybody freaked out. And then a lot of people are like, no, this is bullshit. They're exaggerating it. And now it's back, and they're actually clearing it.

That bothers me. I don't like wasps in general, although I've learned to coexist. Damn. They don't bother me when I'm at the park. You know, the ones that fly around on the ground or maybe like in the sand the daubers or whatever yeah they don't they don't scare me if you don't mess with them they don't mess with you but these seem a little bit more aggressive hence the name murder hornet okay this says that fatalities fatalities from getting stung related to anaphylactic shock or cardiac arrest. So deaths have occurred because of multiple organ failures.

Typically a large number of stings are required in order for that to happen. So you've got to get mobbed. That's a fear I have. The beehive and just getting swarmed. the beehive and just getting swarmed oh I mean yeah from from the day I saw my girl that was when I was like yeah I'm out on bees that's the one I'm out yeah they I think they I think that movie caused a lot more it did more for the bee populations negative PR than pretty much any movie I've ever seen did you ever read about how about how they found the nest?

Mm-mm. I was wondering, like, how did they find this fucking nesting? Okay. They spent weeks searching for the nest, trapping hornets, and tracking them, using dental floss to tie tiny radio trackers on the insects.

So, but this came out last week that, like, they had been doing this, and even though they were tracking them, they had... It wasn't even though they were tracking them they they had it wasn't like an efficient process so like murder hornets were escaping the the floss they were that's insane they were tying trackers to these little fuckers and like watch them on a radar or whatever gps i don't know the term i'm looking for here but they tracked them i don't track the little I'm looking for here, but they tracked them. They tracked the little fucks.

That's crazy. I really don't want Murder Hornets in Texas. I'm glad this was... If I was in Washington right now and I lived anywhere near this, I'd be so freaked out. They've got the wood apes to worry about, too. I would be worried about this.

I mean, this is crazy. I feel like they like big trees, though, and we're not necessarily a wooded area. Green belt, bro. Yeah, green belt's pretty good. Even belt. But that's about it. It's wooded.

What are we talking about? But not like woodsy woods. You don't have thick, dense forests. There are woodsy woods close to that. Thick, dense forests is what I said. They used to call Dave that. I meant to say thick and dense But

They called Dave that too Sometimes the words Sometimes the words escape me I've been I was known as thick In my younger years Were you the thick murder hornet? I was

How long until a school Rebrands their thing As like the murder hornets What if the Washington football team Decides to call themselves The murder hornets? I'm into it I mean there's already killer bees

yeah murder hornets just see it seems logical this is washington state though not dc oh yeah kind of far away from each other couldn't be further wait isn't isn't there stadium and like it's in a suburb or something sub can or something? A suburb, yeah. Suburb. Salem, I think. Mm-hmm. Oregon. Brett's not happy. I don't know where to... Brett's not happy right now. I was going to try to make a drain the swamp joke about murder hornets and... No, do it.

It's topical. You'd have to vacuum the swamp in this case. Yeah. Yeah, it would have to be one of those shop vacs that can also do water. Just Roomba? Hey, speaking of drain the swamp, I just want to say, I'm so going to vote. Oh, yeah? Who are...

I meant... So that's our next segment. It's called, Who's Everyone Voting For? Dude, these hornets slaughter honeybees by biting their heads off and then steal their beehives. That's what it is. I forgot about that. That's tight.

These are savage little fucks. Mm-hmm. I mean, it's tight unless you're a fan of the regular bees. It's barbaric. Which I am. Yeah, it's tight. These are savage little fucks. I mean, it's tight unless you're a fan of the regular bees. It's barbaric. Which I am. Yeah, it's true. Do you know how many they can kill in a minute? Uh-uh.

It's like dozens of bees per minute, which means they're just chopping, like literally chopping. There's bang, bang, bang, bang, bang. Systematic chopping. We need honeybees, man. We can't have these guys just taking their heads off left and right, just collecting bodies. What was peak like the bees are dying year? Like 2015?

Oh, yeah. 14? They were dying at an alarming rate. Alarming rate. Save the bees, man. Sheesh. Sheesh. And the teas. It is. Sheesh. Sheesh. And the T's.

It is breast cancer awareness month. Oh. Okay. Nice. Thank you, Brad. Yeah, I got you. That was very nice of you. Can we talk about features real quick?

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On Friday. No, actually on Saturday, I was chilling. I was getting a leisurely fit off, and I was like, you know what? I'm going to bust out the big dogs for this Saturday. Took out the gray Sox. It was special Sox Saturday. Yeah. Okay.

I hit them with the gray with those blue and red stripes. Those are also my favorite. I mean, I couldn't help but do it. or blue and red stripes. Those are also my favorite. I mean, I couldn't help but do it. I mean, this holiday season, another golf-themed novelty. I'm just not going to cut it these days for your boys out there or the lassies out there who also enjoy.

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I think I drank too much sparkling water. I don't know if you saw my text. I did not. Oh, okay. Yeah, I thought something bad about that. I wasn't going to bring it up. It's okay. Okay.

I just wanted to apologize for my departure, but I'm good to go. We didn't really miss you, so it's fine. Cool. So this story came from Randy. Randy, he seems to be big into this. I think he's maybe done it before. But the city attorney in, where is it? San Diego?

San Francisco. San Francisco? Wait, no. S-A-F-D. Oh, San Antonio. San Antonio. Oh, this is close. Local? Boom, baby.

The city attorney said that the photo of the San Antonio Fire Department chief eating sushi off a nude woman is a serious issue under review. Why? The chief did say, I certainly did not intend to offend anyone, and if I did, I sincerely apologize. Have you seen the photo, Dylan? Yeah, why is it a serious issue? It's, uh...

You shouldn't use... I know it's an... You shouldn't use women as a plate. Okay. You shouldn't use them as a table. This is a thing that... This is like a thing, though. Like, this is a thing that people do.

I don't know who does this, though. I don't do it. This is a thing that people do. I don't know who does this, though. I don't do it. It's a thing that people do. This isn't like he didn't come up with this idea. No, didn't Eddie Murphy come up with this? Eddie Murphy famously did do this. But that was in the 80s, a different time. I have to say, if you look at the photo, which, Randy, do you have the photo?

Should we just put this photo up? No worries, no worries. Based on the decor and the clientele that seem to be in this house, I'm not surprised that there is a woman laying down on a table with sushi on top of her. Look at that statue in the background. Look at the fish tank next to the statue. Oh, that's a fish tank. It's demeaning.

This is putting off Epstein vibes. I'll just say it. The whole scene. Not anyone in particular, but this went down at Epstein Island at some point. If you spend that much on a fish tank, that's got to be a saltwater baller fish tank or something. That means that you're just looking for ways to spend money.

If a restaurant offers that a woman will serve sushi off of herself, a person that has this kind of thing in their house is going to do that. To answer Dylan's question serving sushi on a naked woman otherwise known as body sushi or naked sushi is part of the japanese practice of nayo tomori according to a report from the associated press there we go

i don't know what uh the significance of it is but like there's that this This is from January. The story's not from January, but the photo itself was from January. So this was pre-COVID. That's good to know. It was pre-San Antonio COVID. COVID still existed. So at least we know that, that they weren't just serving. I don't think people are doing much body serving.

I'd rather body surf. Yeah. Good call. I knew body serving sounded familiar and chill see to me this is like a private meeting like look you can't do this dude like we you know you represent the city you can't have pictures like this leaking um he leaking how do you yeah how do you how do you even like you can't get on one knee he's essentially like what was the what was the the knee thing that's like a big fad t-bowing. T-bowing. T-bowing. He's essentially T-bowing in front of this at this point.

His face. He knows what he's doing is hilarious. He's about to be in trouble. It looks like he was having some trouble with the chopsticks because he just went for the hand to put it in the mouth as opposed to doing it. This has Eyes Wide Shut vibes. Like just rich and powerful. So absurd.

You've got to eat the sushi off of a naked woman. The last line in this article it says, Hood has served as San Antonio's fire chief since 2007. His responsibilities include disciplining firefighters. That's where it ends. He's about to get disciplined.

Do you think he gets fired for this? No. I don't think so either. For some reason, when I thought it was from San Francisco, I was like, oh, this guy's done. I feel like you can get away with a little bit more here. In San Antonio? Yeah, in Texas in general, yeah. He'll probably be suspended.

Yeah, I don't think this guy's going to lose his job. Dylan, have you ever eaten sushi off of a naked woman? No, I have not. Dylan? I haven't. Okay. Just making sure. Would I attend a party that had this?

I'll check it out. If I walked into a party and this was happening, I would be like, okay, this is weird. to a party and this was happening i would be like okay this is weird i would feel very out of place and uncomfortable but i would also be like it like what else is gonna go on at this weird ass party i'd be the weird guy it's like you know you have the buddy at the strip club like who just like ends up talking to a stripper for like an hour and you're like what are you doing over there that's what i would be with like the naked woman laying down with the sushi i'd be like hey is everything like is it cool that we're doing this like do you need me to get you out of here you're being compensated for this right like? Like, everything's cool.

Does she have a tip jar? You just casually walk by, drop like $2 in. Would it be rude to pass up on it? Like, you walk by and she looks at you and you're like, I'm okay. You're not going to have any CD. Really? I just can't. It's on your naked body.

The comment section on KSAT.com, which is a news site, is I think – I can't tell if it's trolling or not, but the most recent comment was from four hours ago. And it just says, almost everyone I know does this on a regular basis. What's the big deal? Her private parts are covered by leaves, which is straight out of the Bible. Remember Eve? That's a great point. That is a – This is the most San Antonio comment ever.

Yeah, I can see people being like, oh, this is just art. Like you respect the art, you know. Like it just doesn't seem that egregiously wrong to me, I guess if he'll be like oh this is just art like you respect the art you know like it just doesn't seem that egregiously wrong to me I guess I'm not saying I was doing that you know it's not get it he's in a position of he's in the public eye it's not the big deal for human decanted why right well obviously ooh what I just anytime I remember the human decanting as a thing, I'm always like, oh, yeah, that was funny. Yeah, this is tough.

And there's multiple people taking photos of him, so he had to have known that this was going to get out. He obviously didn't think it was a big deal because he's willingly posing. Hmm, I don't know. I mean, the comments are the most, this is the most like, the comment section is kind of hilarious. That salmon looks really good, by the way.

What roll would you eat off of a naked body? Salmon. That's my favorite sushi. I'd have to see a menu. I'd go spicy tuna for sure. David. That's my favorite sushi so i'd have to see a menu i'd go spicy tuna for sure david that's my favorite roll i think i'd go with some type of yellowtail yeah you would you would dude have you ever had like fresh yellowtail of course dude come on didn't you go to like a yellowtail like service no i went to that tuna breakdown that was that was a bit that was a little like

one of the lamest things i've ever been to. That was just on a table, though, right? Not a human? Yeah, unfortunately there were no people getting... I actually volunteered, but they wanted me to shave my entire body. Like powder? Yeah. So I showed up completely shaven and they still wouldn't let me do it. Manscaped.com Hmm.

Okay. Okay, there it is. So it says this practice traces back to like the samurai days in ancient Japan. Has there ever been like a culture that eats the sushi off of dudes? Did Tom Cruise do it in the samurai? It was Matt Damon. Why is it always sushi? Was Matt Damon in the samurai?

He was in a similar absurd role. Why is it always sushi? Why can't we eat like uh deviled eggs off people chicken strips yeah chicken tendies or something absolutely no one is clamoring to eat deviled eggs off of a naked you just have you have the you have the ranch bowl in your mouth that's so stupid what if it's just it's a za how do you pizza off someone's abs worst thing to eat off of someone's naked body Nachos

Oysters Nachos is a bad one Oysters I don't know That was weirdly just gross That would be ticklish for the person laying down Gabagool Gabagool would be good

Charcuterie makes sense. Char. You can't do like mashed potatoes on somebody. No, why would you do? Like communal? Like a family style? Yeah. Dude, nachos would be the worst because like you walk up and you're like one of the first

ones and you get one, but like you lift it and the cheese is attached. So you take like half of it on accident. You're like, oh. You're like, oh, my bad. They're like, dude, you ruined it. Do I tear off like that? Yeah. Yeah.

People are looking at you because it's a global pandemic. They're like, dude, your hands touch that one. You're like, it's on a naked bad. They're like, dude, you ruined it. Do I tear off? Yeah, people are looking at you because it's a global pandemic. They're like, dude, your hands touch that one. You're like, it's on a naked body. Do you tip the naked body? Like, she's essentially the waitress. Where do you put it? I don't know. I think you just Venmo her.

Don't answer that. She gets a little sign up with her Venmo handle on it. Yeah. Hey, Tina, what's your Venmo? I got you. There's a dude close to me who plays drums on the side of the road, and he's got to sign up with his Venmo handle. I thought that was pretty.

That's actually smart. Pretty smart. How much have you given him? I haven't given him anything. Unbelievable. Well, come on. I am very generous. Not a charitable man.

With people. There is a coin shortage, though. Didn't you say he's not very good? I'm just kidding. He's called like the drum, or the, not the drum guy, the bucket guy, because he beats on buckets. Is he painted blue? No, but he's probably an alternate.

There's an electric fiddler on Brody near me. He's pretty good beer. Electric, ah, damn it. Yeah, he's good. He's good. I've given him dollars. I appreciate the guy by me who holds up an invisible sign sometimes. I thought that was pretty funny.

I haven't seen that. He just goes like this. There's a guy that plays guitar. He does electric guitar, so he has an amp and everything out on South Lamar and Riverside. And he will do the tricks with the guitar. He'll throw in the air. He'll spin it around himself and stuff. I took a video of him one time, and I was like, this guy's incredible.

Is he just shredding? He needs to get discovered. I don't even think the electric fiddle guy near me is, like, homeless. Because he gets some absurd fits off. I think the bucket guy's not homeless, I don't think. Yeah. He's just in it for the love of the game. But I always, like, I'm wondering, like,

are you taking a corner that would have otherwise gone to, like, a homeless dude? Like, how do I feel about this? Yeah, I don't think about that. And you're just up here flexing. A lot of corners. do I feel about this? Yeah, I don't think about that. You're up here flexing. A lot of corners. You're just shredding.

Yeah, you're right. Austin's a very corner-heavy city. There are corners in Austin, yeah. A lot of intersections. Ray, did you ever say what kind of sushi you would eat off of the nude body? I said I would have to see a menu. Okay. And that's because he doesn't know the names of any sushi.

Oh, you don't do sushi. He's had it like once. No, I've had it like four times now. Come on. Come on. I'm getting there. Okay. I'm not.

Dude, look. I am a recent sushi guy. I think a hot rock would be very inconvenient for the naked woman. Yeah, it's pretty hot. Pretty hot. Smoking. You can just drop it on her. Okay.

Because she's hot? I mean, the woman in this photo is objectively beautiful. Sure. She's very beautiful to me. She's very beautiful to us. Brad, do you have any breaking news for us? Anything else? As a matter of fact, I do.

Kind of a fun one today, honestly. I enjoyed putting this one together. Dylan, a little choose your adventure here. Do you want to go? The moon. I didn't even do that. You're going to choose words again? I already looked at your rundown, I enjoyed putting this one together. Dylan, a little choose your adventure here. Do you want to go? The moon. I didn't even do that. You're going to choose words again? I already looked at your rundown. I want to go moon first. I'm sorry. I want to go

moon. I love shit like that. I love the moon. A pair of studies confirms there is water on the moon. Dylan, we found water. How did it take us this long to figure that out? We found water on the moon. Oh, we knew this. How did it take us this long? The moon's right there. We've been to it. And we've landed on it, so to speak. So what?

Was it like under the surface? Is it in the ground? Well, they're saying it's more or less under the surface in ice. They found water ice on the moon. Let's go. What does this mean? This means that we could go to the moon, set up shop, and have water. Is there an abundance of water, enough water to set up shop?

Correct. And use? To set up shop. Wow. Which is that significant. We're not... Okay. So basically what we can do is we go land up there, crack open a piece of ice, and then

melt it and use it for water things. For water things. Potentially to drink. Like for what? Like water skiing? Like a water park? Yeah, like waterboarding. On the moon?

Hit the Der Stuka? Imagine your Instagram story from the moon just doing a 360 on your... Dude, throwing the rope? Wake surfing. No, you can't throw the rope, though, because it just floats away. It just suspends. There's gravity on the moon. Whatever.

I mean, it'll come back slowly. It'd be easier to chuck beers at people. Hell yeah. Gravity just hits easier to chuck beers at people. Hell yeah. Gravity just hits different on the moon. Yeah. I think we would weigh like 0.6 of what we actually weigh. I think it's 1.6. You think you could dunk on the moon?

No. Dylan? Oh, yeah. Dave, I used to be able to dunk on Earth. Well. It's true, dog. Well, how much do you weigh on the moon? I think it's 1.6 Earth's gravity you weigh on the moon i think it's one-sixth

earth's gravity oh i didn't i thought it was stronger than that but will are you doing that no okay figure it out bitch much do you weigh on backspace the moon. You weigh 16.5% of what you weigh on Earth. I'm wrong. Oh. Okay. Okay. God, dude, I would cross you over on the moon. Dude, I'm throwing down monster jams.

Dude, I'm 29 pounds on the moon. I'm throwing down monster jams, dude. You'd be in trouble because I would break your ankles on the moon. Dude, I would Vince Carter you. Jump over you and hang my shit. On me? From the elbow. Oh. Dude, I would so eat sushi off you on the moon. Dude, I would Vince Carter you. Jump over you and hang my shit. On me? From the elbow. Oh.

Dude, I would so eat sushi off you on the moon. Bet. Anyway. Sorry. Brett's not impressed. No, moon jokes. I'm kind of nervous about the white rhino thing. Oh.

It's a good thing. Oh, good. White rhino. Dylan. Dude, there are like three of them left. It's a boy. They had a baby? A lad.

A 150-pound white rhino was born at Disney's Animal Kingdom theme park at Walt Disney World in Florida over the weekend. How about that? The as-yet-named rhino was born to Kendi, who was the first white rhino born at the animal theme park back in 99. So how many are there on the planet? Less than 10, I think. It's hard to say because the article doesn't say. Okay. There's not a lot.

But both mom and son are doing well. In the upcoming weeks, the newborn rhino will be introduced to his group of rhinos, a.k.a. Do you know what group of rhinos is called, Dylan? Yeah, the Republican Party. Because they're in name only. It's all political humor for you. It's possible I'm thinking of a different kind of rhino.

No, I think you're right. These are like... Extremely rare. Dave, a group of white rhinos is called a crash. Let's go, dude. Okay. That's super tight. The white rhino recovered from near extinction with numbers as low as 50 to 100 left in the wild in the late, I'm sorry, the early 1900s.

Oh. The subspecies of rhino has now increased to between 17,212 and 18,915. Yeah, there's a lot of these. So when you said there were three left. There is a type of rhino. It might be the black rhino. It's extremely rare. They're legit less than five.

And they have armed guards with them at all times. Dylan, I think... Really? Unfortunately. Recently become extinct. See? Way to go. See, guys?

I knew I was right. Which rhino is that? I think it's in the wild is what you're talking about. That would make more sense. Southern white rhinos now thrive, but the western black rhino and northern white rhino have recently become extinct in the wild. The only two remaining

northern white rhino are under 24-hour surveillance. See? See? Dumbass. Okay. Dylan thought there was three in the world. Dude. You're such a freak, Joe. Will, I have some royal family news. Oh, hit me.

Randy, can you help me out? Prince William. Okay. Oh, that's a tough scene. Being referred to his royal thine-ness, checking out KFC, being like, Oh, my sneaky move-in with Prince Harry. What? What? What?

Where was this photo taken? I saw this photo the weekend. I really enjoyed. Did you see? Whoever broke the news. Or no, sorry. KFC tweeted about this. And then they later tweeted out that they were really bummed that they didn't come up

with Royal Sinus. They were like, oh, fuck. We really missed an opportunity there. He said KFC, not KFC Barstool, KFC, like actual KFC. Oh, okay. He said, oh, I just can't wait to be wing. Was there a joke? I hate that.

That's bad. Actually, that's not that bad. But they're not really known for their wings, you know? No. His royal finest is much better. Finest is better. KFC's not. If he's going to try American fried chicken for the first time,

I would hope it's not going to be KFC. Hard to say. Do you think he's ever even – like if you asked him how much a try American fried chicken for the first time, I would hope it's not going to be KFC. Hard to say. Do you think he's ever even – like, if you asked him how much a bucket of fried chicken costs, do you think he'd have an answer that wasn't just a ridiculous amount of money? He'd probably say some shit like pounds. He could ballpark it. It's five pounds. He'd probably be like, I don't know, like 75 pounds.

He'd be like, no. Dude, his hair is a mega, mega tough scene. What do you do in his case? Because I don't think you can. Yes, he should be doing hymns, but you can't just shave it. Boy, it looks like that's what he did. I know, but you have to have hair. So am I incorrect in saying that I believe the queen is going to step down to allow Charles to be king?

Because she's been queen for so long at some point soon, which means that he's not that far off from the crown. But you can't just have a crown sitting atop a cue ball. You have to have at least an illusion of hair sticking out the sides so that future generations don't know that you had this kind of a hairline. Great point. You think he should get a rug? Earl Ackert at this point? I don't see why he didn't handle this early.

Wayne Rooney did it, and he's got great hair now. Yeah, the options are there. Transplant. If I were him, I would just switch industries where he can do a podcast and then wear a hat every day. That'd be a good move. That's what I would do if I were him. So you'd go from the royal family to podcasting.

Just wear a hat. Just you could wear a hat. Nobody will ever know until you take your hat off. This was the KFC near Waterloo Station in London. By the way. If you were. I know you. Sally and I went there.

Yeah. Sally and I actually went to this KFC. We were like. We just wanted some Really good authentic You know English grub Yeah And we saw the KFC And we're like

Honestly it probably Hits different over here I did McDonald's in Italy Do you think they call Their mash Do you think they do like What? Nothing

I was laughing Because I know what's coming What? Isn't it Bangers? Bangers and mash dude Yeah like do you think I guess Bangers Is the actual sausage

I was going to wonder Like if they had like weird names for shit on their menu over there though. What else would they call it? I'm going to the cashier. He's like, no, dude, like I'm here on study.

Don't look at me, David. But like, are you saying like a glitzies and mash? Maybe I think it's time we wrap this podcast. Isn't glizzy and mash what Dylan did this weekend? Oh my my. Mash like baseball. He had a nice weekend with the family.

We'll talk to you next week. Wasn't eating hot dogs. Mash potatoes. Dave goaded me into that. I wasn't going there with it. No one's eating hot dogs with mashed potatoes. You goaded each other. That was a tag team effort.

Pippen and Jordan, they say it. You're right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Jerks, man. We just. Jordan right. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Jerks, man. We just... All I do is give you great friendship, and this is how you repay me. That's fair.

It's good friendship. I'm not going to say great yet. I'm a great friend, David. You're above average. I did invite Dylan out to dinner this week because I got an open schedule because Sally's working late. And Dylan's response to me inviting him... I'm not kidding. Within five seconds of telling me that she had a late shift this week,

I texted Dylan. I was like, dude, we should grab dinner this week. And then Dylan responded, that could work. Jeez. The excitement. I was like, dude, Dylan, I want more from you right now. Did you pass him off to the secretary? Why did I think you were talking about a mail-in? No, I was talking about you and I having a meal of food together alone, and then you just said that could work.

I totally misunderstood what you meant. How do you misinterpret that? Because we're always talking schedule with Malin and shit, and her work schedule, we've got to work around it, obviously. Okay, dude. Fuck yeah. Let's go. Dylan's just always on his grind. I didn't always think it worked.

Part of me thought, did Dylan misunderstand this? Yes, I totally did. That is the least enthusiastic response to a dinner invite ever. That could work. I'm always hyped for dinner. Let's go. Yeah, we've seen you. We've seen you at dinner.

Let's go. Can we get a pint? Perhaps. I was hoping lads would have pints during that. Let's get pints. Hey, Brett. Pints, points, points. I was thinking we could go to maybe a nice steakhouse, maybe Bob's, me and you,

just to kind of talk about 2021 and a company event, me and you. Maybe bring Randy along. Super down for that. Randy can talk about video. Yeah, get Randy a T-bone. Okay. I hope you guys have a lot of fun. Let's talk about it.

Would that work? We're just going to talk shit about y'all at our dinner. That could work. We're going to Uchi, I just decided. Oh, cool, man. Cool. Any naked women there that want to search Uchi off their bodies for us? Yes.

Wonderful. Yes. I think it's time to leave. Yep. Bye. Bye. Bye. Bye.

Bye. you