Circling Back - Gassing Beers at The Chainsmokers Concert in Space

Episode Date: July 20, 2022

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all right we're back circling back podcast presented by busy hard seltzer the only hard seltzer with vitamin c and superfruit acerola. My name's Will DeFries. To my left, David Roth. Man, do I feel ready to podcast today. Some mornings I wake up and I'm like, man, I got to get in the zone. I'm not dialed. This morning was not one of them. Woke up, turned my swag on, looked in the mirror, said, what's up? It was fantastic. What's the process of turning your swag on? Like, what does that look like? It's really not a process because I don't like to think of things like that as like processes per se. So it's more of like a mindset. Okay. So internally, I think everyone, I truly believe this has a a switch they can turn on a swag switch

if you will a swag switch and it's something that i've been i mean really working on my entire life and i think once i hit 36 i realized like oh i can just turn this on and off hey man i think maybe you should keep working on it because most people most people have have accepted that their swag is permanently off by the time they turn 36. I don't have a switch. You know why? My swag is never off. I don't know. That's pretty cool.

Is that because you got all your Russell Athletic shorts thrown out so now you can actually swag? Live in the swag zone. Sorry to slight Russell Athletic. If they want to sponsor the pod, we have enough short sponsors at this point. But if Russell wants the bag. I saw another brand like that making a comeback in streetwear. It was Champion a couple years ago that became. Champion's hot right now.

Yeah. There's another one. And I don't think it's Russell Athletic, but I remember seeing it maybe in one of my monthly trips to the mall. And I was like, oh, we're doing that again. I'm waiting for And One to come back. I don't know't know if that's gonna happen went to my dad's recently he had some old pictures out of um one of my like elementary school i think it was actually middle school you know picture day i was wearing a stussy shirt that's that's what's up that's what's up it doesn't seem like you probably saving it for that day oh i was a was a big Stussy, big Yaga.

Mossimo? Deep in the Yaga. Mossimo, of course. Yeah. Yaga, Mossimo, Umbro shorts. That's the Holy Trinity. No, not Umbro, but. The shorts, though.

Stussy, Mossimo, Yaga. Did you just say that Umbro shorts weren't it? No, no, no. No, I was talking about the three shirt brands that's like that all the kids were into oh that's the closest i've come to throwing hands on this podcast hey i'm not a soccer guy but i am you don't have to be a soccer guy to enjoy some umbros in the mid 90s parks has some umbros good then honestly umbro has really high quality stuff definitely check it out no i'm really i'm real sick with it right at the end the tail

end of the the trinity that we just mentioned uh no fear tried to slide into that void no no fear was trash no fear was a big player you were a big uh big johnson guy too weren't you yeah well did y'all have peace frog yeah did y'all have i didn't fuck with it but yeah yeah i actually fucked with peace frog pretty hard they had i had a hat that was the print of the hat was a soccer ball print and then there was a frog on it throwing up that that peace sign and like what's dave it was max vibes what's dave you look this up in montana for some reason we're talking about big johnson you know what the mask the guy like the character the character's name is is it like rod or something it's e normus johnson they're they were selling that to kids man like what is this is this only a texas thing or maybe a south thing it's like

no we didn't we didn't have any of that it's the ultimate shirt of someone like pulling in a padre island they stop it like a sharkies or whatever beach store and they've got novelty flags and shirts and big johnson's a huge player yeah it's like caricature kind of uh image and it's just like yeah big john it's it's big johnson still operating i don't think so we tried to figure that out i'm gonna get my hands on so they had somebody sat down in a conference room and was like all right listen to this big johnson no this this started in a frat basement it probably did i would watch a netflix special maybe only like an hour long special were you ever a guy on like the inception guy harvey guy

i had a couple in college just to like but i was a a poser. I didn't really fish. I had a couple. Did you? I actually, to be honest, as far as like pocket tees go, I think Guy Harvey shirts are actually kind of nice. They are. I'm not going to rock one right now just because, you know. You can wear it on vacation. Yeah. Like if you're on vacation and you're rocking a Guy Harvey pocket tee, I'm not going to say no.

I see you repping that 10K. Yeah. I got that 10,000 on today. I woke up feeling athletic. Did you turn your athletic switch on? I did. I did. Yeah. No, I got on the scale today and I was like, oh, I don that 10,000 on today. I woke up feeling athletic. Did you turn your athletic switch on? I did. I did, yeah. No, I got on the scale today, and I was like, oh, I don't weigh that much.

I'm going to put on some athletic clothes. I'm feeling athletic. Sometimes that's what it takes to get your ass in gear, man. Yeah, my ass isn't really in gear. Like, honestly, I'm super beaten down today. It's going to be soon, though. Like, I've already done, like, you know, the baby appointment today. I forgot my coffee at home, so I had to double back and go grab it. Cause you know,

I can't, I can't talk on the mic without my bing bong. And then when I went down to my car, originally I forgot my keys this morning. So I had to walk back up and do that. It was just a whole process today. How far away from your place can you be before you'll say I'm not turning around? There's one turn that I have to make in order to get to the road that I like to take to work. And if I have not gotten to that turn yet, and it depends what I would be doubling back for. Exactly. That's huge here.

If I got to that turn today, and it's about a half mile, I'm not turning back for the coffee. But if I'm just standing outside of my car and I'm like, I need that bing bong for my drive, it's got to happen. Yeah. We do have bing bong for my drive right it's got to happen yeah we do have bing bong here but it's not the same we've good bing bong here we're talking about we have the we have the exact same super fantastic here that i have in my place speaking of bing bong i'm ready for my intro i have something i would like to share mr super fantastic himself ladies and

gentlemen i present to you dj the one the only the formidable the man himself a man who needs no introduction a man who absolutely needs zero introduction needs a minute long introduction bill chipper hey guys i'm really happy to be here um you were talking about bing bong earlier i heard you i have um what's called cold brew in here it's iced as well you put cold brew in a mug yeah and the reason i'm bringing this up is because i'm not used to seeing this particular mug with condensation on it you're mad horny right it is it's really funny because it's like running down the butt cheeks of my my ass mug and it's and it's the cheeks are glistening glistening butt cheeks we're about

to take a detour to front street and um yeah i'll tell you it's it would make lesser men quite aged but i'm i'm holding strong dylan you did something the other day and i was going to actually write a column on this and give out some awards for Washed, but I'm punting that column for a little bit. I wore a fresh pair of undies to bed and it shook you. No, you left. Okay. One of the first days in the office, Dylan gave a talking to to everybody about respecting the office, keeping it organized in here.

It was very condescending. Taking care of your stuff. Most people were put off by it. Yeah. And then we were sitting there the other day and Dylan had left for the day and Dave and I looked over and we saw a coffee cup sitting on your it's actually the exact coffee cup that is condensating in front of you right now and what we saw was absolutely fucking disgusting like i clean it like every other day can you explain what i'm looking at right here dylan

can you explain how you somehow got so much coffee that it's just dripping down the ass of your mug looks like somebody was sawed in half and they're bleeding down what is wrong with you yeah I clean it every couple days sometimes I leave a mug on my desk but I am personally responsible for it I always clean it it's not not bothering you. Just sitting there. No, it does bother me, though, because we have a bullpen now. All of our desks are connected. So if I look over, which I actually have a great vantage point of your desk and your desk alone. I stare at your pretty face right back. I have to see this mug with just stained coffee dripping down an ass.

It's not stained. It came off when I washed it. It's fine. Stains come out. They're still stains i thought a stain was permanent so it makes it a stain dylan was adding some stained songs to his uh dylan's faves the other day yeah biloxi very niche you see pantera uh getting dragged on the uh tl the other day

is it because they're reforming or they're what is it why what is it uh because apparently the lead singer of of them uh likes to do the nazi salute sometimes when he's uh on stage and drunk good so so yeah phil you can't do that. No, no. Phil's past his prime. He's probably... Me personally... He's had some issues. Matt seems to be one of them. We're not in the public eye as much as Pantera is.

But just for me personally, I don't necessarily do Nazi salutes. That is just something that I kind of have built my entire foundation on. We're at... Okay, we're at Matt's El Ranchzo range we're at one table next to us pantera who gets more like oh my god can we get a picture with you guys yeah but that's unfair you're bringing them to you're bringing you're bringing pantera to our territory what's their territory dallas all right miko the two i'll compete with them in dallas i don't care to be fair the two founding members have deceased have died they have deceased dime bag rest in peace uh vinnie paul rest in peace only dime bag i know noted stars fans big stars fans i just burn okay bags you just breeze through dime bags they actually cost 10 cents It sucks I'll never buy another dime bag. No, it's just like a little...

I got an email today. I got an email today from the dispensary in my hometown that says they're doing 25% off. And since I'll be there in a couple days, maybe I got to mash that button. Oh, that's sick. It's almost like they know I'm coming up. I heard they only sell mid in Michigan.

That's fine. Michigan is what they call it, actually. Really? Yeah. It's not that sticky that's not that's an i would never buy it there then yeah honestly i don't even know if michigan has good weed i'm sure they do i'm sure it's fine honestly i can't handle like really good weed like put me on my ass

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He just hit the group text. Oh, we made fun of a tweet. Was it the PGA Tour last week? Yeah. It did this format and us being old, we didn't know what it was. And now it's like the thing. No, no, no, no. You're misrepresenting this, David.

We understood the format. It's just that the caption that they used for the tiger photo might have been a reach okay like they they woke up that morning and they were like you know what we gotta we gotta harness the memes today and then they're like oh this tiger photo with a hot dog i think we can do it somebody responded to him said when i text you corn emoji it means stop being corny on twitter he is the corniest fucking dude this isn't even that bad it's not but there's a number of people who can tweet this just opens them up move the needle yeah but dude he's already got the cringe tag now yeah that's that's the

problem he's got the cringe tag you know what and this is all this is all the broncos fault they should have never released that video yeah no he was cringy before oh he was but that was just like the worst video isn't the broncos nation let's ride the worst video of him is him doing like the fake two minute drill like dude he's in the invisible huddle just like talking to everyone in his huddle like i get i get the benefits of visualization i think there's a lot of credibility there but if you're gonna do a fake two minute drill like when you're injured maybe just don't do it pre-game when you're not even fucking playing don't do it in this stadium where an actual game is about to be played because you know cameras are gonna be all over you he also recorded a like a selfie video

for ciara ciara ciara how do you say it ci Ciara. And he's just like, he's whispering like sweet nothings to her. He didn't do the whisper song? He's like, baby, I love you because it's like that kind of a tone. It's like, man, this is probably just should have gone to her. Hey, baby girl. You should have gone to her. He released this publicly? Yeah.

I don't want to see it. He was like publicly on the video? Like on her birthday or Valentine's Day or something. He was like, hey, baby girl. You know what? You're going to say exactly what i'm about to say he's gotta do look if if that's what she wants if that's what it takes you gotta you gotta do everything you can to hold on to sierra yeah if i if i send her a video that's like me talking all sexy to sierra and she's like hey will you post that on your instagram or i'm

leaving you i'm 100 posting that i. I will simp for Ciara. I'll do whatever she wants me to do. Ciara. How do you say it? Ciara. I always thought it was Ciara. I don't know. I thought it was Ciara.

I don't know. There's no way we're wrong. No. No, we're right. I asked the interns the other day what the worst thing someone can tag you as is. Because I was thinking cringe would be the toughest thing to rebound from these days.

Dude, did you hear their answer they said weirdo you're kind of a fucking weirdo weirdo cringe creep creep man that's a tough one worse than both of those i think at this point i think it goes cringe creep weirdo yeah different creep yeah yeah you didn't have to do that tlc's come up often on this pod tender love and care man oh cringe is a tough one to come back from yeah you can't come back from cringe and that's that's what russell wilson is facing right now on the tl he's so cringe there's a number of people who have probably seen our our real or tiktoks on media. You guys are following us. And they weren't familiar with us,

and they're like, oh, God, that's cringe. That's just something you have to get past if you're us. We don't get that much. We are so familiar with cringe. Yeah, but if you don't know us, I'm spinning this in the best possible way. If you don't know us and you saw the elevator video. Oh, yeah, yeah.

But if you know us, these guys are like these guys yeah sure these guys got jokes some guy like outside of an arby's for some reason yeah what's this guy doing why is he so sad i don't know apparently opened back up but did not go with the old school cowboy hat logo which is a big mess as we all know there's been a lot of a lot of uh hullabaloo on the tl lately about brands rebranding from their old stuff to their new stuff and it's very true a lot of these brands are just going so simplified on their new logo design that it's just trash i saw a tweet yesterday with all these jerseys from like when we were growing up in the nba and how tight they were and how like colorful and fun and cool like the old Rockets like not I don't want to say old Rockets jerseys but like you know in the 90s when like the Pistons

rebranded Rockets rebranded all the Raptors were like out here just purple the Rockets rebrand was bad yeah but looking back on it now it takes me back to like NBA inside stuff with Ahmad Rashad and it just it gives me such like awesome nostalgia that now I like those old jerseys more. I don't like the Pistons old ones. The teal did not need to happen. To be fair,

the Mavs rebrand was not good. Their old school logo is much better. The cowboy hat? Remember the old Raptors jerseys? Like their first ones?

Yeah. The dino? How do you not keep that? I liked it. So sick. Vince Carter? They just need to have like 90s year in the NBA where they all just do it I liked it. So sick. Vince Carter? They just need to have 90s years in the NBA

where they all just do it for one year. T-Mac. You don't know who T-Mac is. How the fuck do you think I don't know who T-Mac is? Not T-Man. T-Mac. Yeah, not T-Man. He scored like 12 points in 37 seconds.

Wow, this dude, he knows his shit. No, I watched a lot of NBA back in the day. That was one of the best individual accomplishments in a regular game. That was sick. He was sick. I think about it when the Mavs are down eight with 50 seconds. I'm like, well, T-Mac. T-Mac did it.

T-Mac did it. Dude, the radio. What about, okay. You said something about rebrands. So somebody got the Radio shack twitter account yeah people have been clamoring for us to talk about radio shack i don't we don't have to because i don't really know much about it but i'm just looking and it's just it's just kind of shit posting yeah yeah the radio radio shack has gone like full meme and it's gotten to the point where it's not funny anymore because they've just gotten so inappropriate.

It's like an old executive who was logged in. His little shithead son got a hold of it. His phone just won't stop tweeting from it. That's what it seems like to me. Oh, my God. When you see the first tweet from a brand that's inappropriate, it's funny. When they keep doing that strategy, it starts to lose its luster. Do you have it pulled up either of you guys?

No. Okay. I do. read the tweet that just made you say oh my god do it dylan dylan read out a really gross urban dictionary definition look i'm sorry for doing that y'all that was so inappropriate it came out of nowhere i didn't think that was gonna happen per radio shack on july 16th uh squirters are always nice but it honestly looks nicer when she's a creamer. Hey, I wish I hadn't done that.

Like Paula? That's their tweet. I just wanted to... Odds you retweet it. People needed context. Like, you guys are talking about this Twitter account. What are they...

Maybe they're not on Twitter. Not all of our listeners are on Twitter. You know, it's Wednesday. Just didn't need to do that. Wow, they really are leaning into this yeah yeah i don't want to look at this you know hey do you know who else has the cringe tag jimmy fallon really i think he's got the cringe tag right now adam is nodding his head

adamantly right now i didn't know that. Dude. Dude. Yeah, he's pretty embarrassing. The way he overlaps at every single interview that he conducts on his show is just too much to look at. I used to watch Jimmy Fallon a little bit. I'm sure you did. On Sunday Night Football when they run their little promos for Fallon late night and he's like wearing the football pads and he's got the bottle of water

and he squirts himself in the face with it it's just not i hate it i don't think he's i don't think he's particularly funny i might have enjoyed some of his work on snl yeah but even on snl if if he needed a laugh he would start breaking and that was his thing on snl like he would break so much i think i think i heard read something one time that like Lorne Michaels had to like sit him down and be like, hey, stop breaking so much. That sounds like me in the late 80s. I would just show up with like a piece of cardboard and like an Adidas tracksuit and just start doing the windmill. You're talking about break dancing. Yeah.

I got a frame in the other day. I got a picture frame in the mail, and it came with some cardboard that lined it to protect it. Sure. And Fritz started really enjoying it, and he started – he does this thing. He can't really walk that well yet, so he does this thing where he sits on his butt and spins in circles, and he started doing it on the cardboard. Dave does that. And I was like, dude, he's breakdancing right now.

Like he's essentially just like popping and locking. Yeah. He's going to walk out with a boombox on his shoulder. He's going to start wearing a beanie on his shoulder so he can spin on it.

Like the guy at our gym? Yeah. There's a guy at our gym who's like older and we've probably talked about him, but he sits in the middle of like the area

where people do abs and stuff and stands on his head and like works on like spinning on his head and stuff yeah there's actually very impressive yeah he's kind of sick with it so how about these shoes oh yeah he's got a signature shoe will who jimmy fallon the gob stomper i don't i don't know if this... I'm hoping you can, as the host of Retail Therapy, hoping you can kind of clue me in on what's going on here

as far as style and... What is M-S-C-H-F? I don't know. Some mischief? Fuckboy brand called Mischief. Okay. I mean, this shoe is all-time bad. It looks like an Osiris D3 that got dipped in a bunch of like-

It's fuzzy. Like fun dip. It is a skate shoe, to be clear. It's so fucking bad. It's a chunky looking shoe. Did we learn nothing from like the Allbirds collab that they did? Or no, who was it? Who did this-

Gary Vee? The Gary Vee sneaker. Like every celebrity needed to look at that as a case study and say, all right, no more sneakers. needed to look at that as a case study and say all right no more no more sneakers i tried to petition for the uh previous company to buy me those gary v's for a bit for content and they're like no we can't do that and you know what they were right no we're setting money on fire in other ways david they're like you know what you don't need the gary v shoe and they were only like 70 bucks i probably could have just bought them myself i'm surprised we didn't carry my man

outfitters that would have been sick dude we could have done so many bits with that. Getting a company discount on some Gary V's. I pulled up in the Gary's. Can you slide into some eights? Can you slide through some eights? That was an all-time grand next moment. I still feel bad about that. Yeah, me too.

He got over it. Couldn't have happened to a nicer guy. Jimmy Fallon putting out anything fashion just doesn't really resonate with me i never look at jimmy fallon and think huh i want to be more like him do we not do that sounded weird do we know how much they pay the roots band i've wondered that i feel like once you become i i think the roots are cool still uh i would like to see them in concert but do you i feel like as a band once you become the house band for a late night show you just kind of give up on your like creative like freedom well it's probably nice not having to tour yeah

for sure i mean i think it's a great gig yeah it's kind of like going to the live tour okay no hey hold on i'm here i want to hear this this is this is not out of bounds you know you're not sacrificing your livelihood yeah you perform every night though that kind of stinks yeah true more than 14 times a year but you're kind of just you're kind of it's your retirement gig in order to just set yourself up long term instead of just knowing you know what i still got it and i can still make it make some waves here they're kind of sick and also jimmy fallon i heard is very into taking blood money is that right really yeah yeah yeah these shoes stink though care to elaborate no i'm good oh god yeah i don't know man uh where does where does a gobstopper rate on your uh

candy list i like gobstoppers not my style i like the purple and green ones with me it's a texture play gobstoppers are awesome actually the more i think about it i'm kind of i'm kind of built different i can kind of chew through that stuff and not be phased by it i bet you got little bitch-ass teeth the gobstopper turns into a piece of gum right no what's what's that one i'm thinking that's just a gumball yeah you're just thinking gumball sock gobstopper has no gum gobstopper the james lewis shoe the jimmy webb space telescope has found the oldest galaxy we have ever seen in the universe old is it still around how do we know if these things are still around if we're going so far back in time?

It dates back to... Shit do be changing. It dates back, Will, to 300 years after the big... 300, I'm sorry, 300 million years after the Big Bang. So how do we know if it's still there? We don't.

So why do we care? And we probably do know. Because like, I mean, we see how fast global warming is changing our planet and how fast we could go away. Like 100 years, we might just be toast. That's a drop in the well of trillions of years. It takes eight minutes for sunlight to sun to get to us.

That's a fact that's come up often in the last two weeks, yeah. Eight minutes. It's almost like it's come up often in the last two weeks yeah eight minutes it's almost like it's one of the very few that we know eight minutes compare that to like uh 13 billion years will so james webb can see it back how many years 13 billion billion do you think james webb could drink a zillion beers hey look it's me james webb it's good it's me looking at your fucking galaxy oh that's cool man look at that that's wild as hell a zillion beers i i don't think so man i don't know how that dude drank a zillion beers that's insane how did he do that

was it wait was it barstool chugs or a different one it wasn't barstool chug is barstool chug still employed by barstool i i'm under the impression he's been suspended with pay. I don't know what he did, though. We'll have to check his Twitter. Maybe Brett knows. Did y'all ever play the game growing up like, how many beers do you think you'll drink your entire life? No.

It's a really stupid game. We did. How many beers do you think you've had up to this point in your life? How many beers do you think you've had in 2022? Less than 100. I think less than 100. Yeah. I don't drink a whole lot of beer anymore.

I do with the rise of busy. I think my over under would be about 100. If you're talking wine. Different story. What do you mean exactly? My cocktails this year have outweighed my beer consumption this year tfm early early bird and busy have really really helped me to cut back on beer like two beers early bird i'm good or just uh switch them out over busy because i like it better beer better. When did you start drinking a second fucking beer?

You've changed, dude. You know what, man? Look, dude, people grow. Breaking news. People evolve, dude. You're doubling your beer consumption. Yeah, and I choose to. Look, I've got a pretty good grip on it.

Yeah, maybe every now and then I reach for that second beer. Okay. Never a third. Do you have anyian beers that you like peroni so i think i think i'm gonna so when i go to italy i think peroni is going to be on watch i might drink a zillion of them but you know what else i've been doing in preparation i've been taking my babble class i've been learning a few a few italian lessons or italian

words you got into prego yet so yeah no i haven't gotten to prego yet i'll get there i'll get there because for most of us learning a second language in high school or college wasn't exactly a high point of our academic careers if you're looking at me i took i took about i don't know 12 plus years of spanish and i still feel like i haven't really retained a lot of it 12 plus years yeah i took it all through elementary school all through middle school all through high school and i took two years in college i got all a's in in spanish and like all through elementary school, all through middle school, all through high school, and I took two years in college. I got all A's in Spanish and like all through college and everything. And I still like, I'm okay with it. I need Babbel to like refine my skills a little bit.

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I think all you need to know is, oh, hey. Oh, yeah. I just learned this one. Yeah, it's a hand gesture. Hey, if you're hungry, take the hand and do this. Just kind of hit the side.

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for up to 60% off of your subscription. Babbel, language for life. Man, here I thought we were about to just do a segment on Italian beers and stuff, and you just put it right into the ad read. I'm different. I thought you had something. Do you want to talk Italian beers?

I mean, yeah, pretty much. I'll go to you at Italian wines. I only drink Super Tuscans. Yeah, I'm not very good with them, but the one that I do like is a Montepulciano. You put off Chianti Classico vibes. Dude, me? Yeah. Oh, damn.

That's a compliment. Oh, I don't know what that even is. Are y'all doing a wine tour? Yeah, we arrive in Italy, and then we are going to do a 13-stop wine tour. That's insane. On the way to where we are staying. You're going to be toasted. Yeah, I have some concerns about what my eyes are going to look like when I show up for the welcome party at this wedding. I'm going to look like shit.

13 stops. that's too many i did six one time in napa valley you hear about this place and my then wife six is insane in napa vomited on the last stop yeah during our cave tour we did four in napa one time and by the end of it sally was absolutely obliterated and I was like yeah three is the number six you'd about do 13 player I was thinking about going to Belgium and doing a like a beer tour but when I was trying to plan it out with the people I was trying to get like a zillion locations and they couldn't do that for me you should have just looked through the Jim Webb telescope well actually funny you mentioned old Jimmy Webb because uh he's got a front row seat and they couldn't do that for me. You should have just looked through the Jim Webb telescope.

Well, actually, funny you mentioned old Jimmy Webb because he's got a front row seat for something that's got to be a tough ticket to get. And I'm talking about the chain smoke that's performing in space. I think the James Webb telescope has bigger fish. Are you kidding, dude? A lot of times when something's put into the rundown that I haven't seen, in fact, most of the time, I'll click it so I'm up on it. This one, I just wanted you to just lay it out for me

because I don't know what's happening here. Well, the Chainsmokers will be launching into space for a recorded performance in the year 2024, marking the first time an artist has performed on the edge of space. According to the Associated Press, the dual compromise of Drew Taggart and Alex Paul intend to get into a pressurized capsule tethered to a stratospheric balloon

for a performance roughly 20 miles above Earth in partnership with space tourism company Worldview. Okay. So like there's no... Who's the audience? Us, dude. God. David Blaine.

I heard David Blaine's just going gonna get a balloon and float up there pressurized capsule tethered to a stratospheric balloon does worldview the company that is funding this do they understand that this is more of a punch line than anything at this point so we're just they're just gonna record it and we're gonna watch it on video so what's the point right what's the point can i go interview them up there will you guys will you guys allow me to go up and interview them i'm not gonna how are you actually we have we already have audio from that we can tie a bunch of balloons together and you can just hold on and just go up there with a mic is anyone else just

not at all impressed about being 20 miles above earth it doesn't feel like that far you know why because it's not i am impressed i don't i'm like okay that is cool that's cool to go that high but it's not space that's why they're saying the edge of space it's like why don't you just go up a little higher yeah yeah how about you go up to actual space let's take things up a notch what do you think they're gonna like lead off with probably their new stuff what if they just played new stuff and like they didn't play any of the hits it's like all right guys we're gonna play some stuff from the new album and everybody's like oh all the aliens are like all right i'm gonna go get a beer give me a zillion of them

a zillion beers play roses dude they're a good live show too that's sad no they're not let me take a let me take a selfie they hit play are they not dance i don't yeah but it's still a fun show to go to dude i like my history with the chain smokers goes back so much further than my interview with the chain smoke your interview with the chain smokers. Your interview with the chain smokers? You were almost in the chain smokers. Dude, I was essentially in their entourage for like a month. Oh, yeah! I made their first ever I have emails from Alex Paul in

my personal email. Oh, baby bro, you should have emailed him back. Yeah, do you want me to hit him up? You would have given me that role. Alright, do you want me to FaceTime Colton or do you want me to email Alex from the chain smokers? I feel like only one of those is a good option. It's not the Bachelor guy. It's just not.

20 miles. It's like from here to Leander. I mean, big deal. No one knows where Leander is. Well, it's 20 miles northwest of us. Say San Marcos. Yeah, it's almost... San Marcos is like 28 miles from here.

Big deal. Is it that many? Yeah. I thought it was less. Oh, 20 minute drive. Who is San Marcos? Do not drive drunk on that road. How do you know?

Don't drive drunk anywhere. That place was just, 35 between San Marcos and Austin was the DUI capital of Texas. So, that's my public service. Thank you. Chainsmokers stink. No, they don't, dude. Yeah, they kind of do. Danny Pim is...

Shut up. Who sings... Who is the female vocals on Roses? I don't know. Is it Halsey? No, Halsey's on Closer. Any song they do where Drew is not singing has a chance to be not terrible.

But once he grabs that mic, it's over. Why did Mark Cuban... Oh, the person's name is Roses. Did you know this, Adam? Oh, man. Adam, did you know that Roses was featured on Roses? I did not. I thought it was Kelsey Ballerini.

Maybe it is. Who knows? Oh, it is. Drew. Man, we are cringe. We're the kings of cringe. Dude, we're weirdos. Will came and cringe. We're the kings of cringe. Dude, we're weirdos. We're fucking pieces of shit.

I don't care. Kelsey, Valor, ooh. Go back. Chill out. What's she up to? Dylan's out here. Is she going to space? Yeah, are they going to have any features up there?

Would you be more interested if they were going to go perform on the moon? Yes. That would be a lot cooler. Dude, it's so sus that we have not had anyone go to the moon in so long i feel like with how much technology we have these days putting someone on the moon wouldn't be that hard like i feel like we should just do it just to dispel all the the rumors that the moon landing was faked it would be pretty hilarious if we faked the moon landing like all that for nothing i've been that's the that's the take that i was most shamed for on touching base is that i thought it was faked i've since reverted back and i don't think it was faked but i do think it's weird that we haven't

put anyone on the moon recently you know in the last like i don't know 40 years let's just go up there it's very expensive. Okay? We spent so much money on old Jimmy Webb over here, though. $10 billion. We can't dedicate $50 million to just putting us on the moon? What do you want to do up there? I don't know.

Breakdance? It'd be really easy to breakdance up there. Recently, someone found the track marks from the little rover thing that we put up there. Yeah, very serious drug problem. I was on Snopes the other day just checking out because there was a thing that said that the footprint of... What's his face? Neil. Neil.

Was different than the boots that he was wearing, but he was actually wearing two pairs of boots. Did they have the fur on them? I don't know if they had the fur on them. That's how you know that they're authentic. Yeah. They might have been red bottoms. Ooh, life is good. Really?

Yeah. Famously called Louboutins. I think I can answer your question as to why we don't go to the moon anymore. Okay, why? No oxygen up there? I think I can answer your question as to why we don't go to the moon anymore. Okay. Why? No oxygen up there? The political tug of war over NASA's mission and budget isn't the only reason people haven't returned to the moon. The moon is also a 4.5 billion-year-old death trap for humans.

It must not be trifled with or underestimated. Its surface is, I believe, littered with craters and boulders that threaten safe landings, in my opinion. We're like one for one. How hard can it be? That's what she said. I'm sorry. Interesting.

How hard can it be, David? Grow up, dude. Put your deuce down, dog. I don't want to be here anymore. I don't want to be around anymore. There's too much shit on me. That's what, like, every astronaut says. Yeah.

There's too much fucking shit on me. There really is too much fucking shit on astronauts. Yeah, do you think when, like, do you think when Neil and Buzz, like, landed, they were just like, ah, fuck, we actually have to do this. Don't think we're ready.

Guess we'll go hop around. What year did they land there? 69. Was it actually? 1969. That's insane. Years after JFK was assassinated. How many?

Six. Man. I wish Darren Revell would post an absolutely brutal video of it so I could watch that on repeat. You know he actually did post about Neil Armstrong today? Why? What did he say? Because the wristband that he wore with instructions on what to do once he was on the moon, he posted pictures of it with a little backstory. What, like he's an NFL quarterback?

Yeah, Russ is wearing it now. He also said that Neil Armstrong was the highest paid astronaut on that team or whatever. He made $ is wearing it now. He also said that Neil Armstrong was the highest paid astronaut on that team or whatever. He made $34K a year. Back then, that's probably a lot. And he said if you factor in inflation, that's less than 62 NBA players

make per game. I don't care. Thanks, Darren. NBA players are tight. You don't think Neil Armstrong's tight? Yeah, but the clout. First man to walk on the moon that's cloud dave well what the fuck do they want like nba players have like crowds going to watch them like if they're gonna let people go to the moon like maybe neil armstrong is not complaining about this during the share the interesting fact you know what he's probably done well with like uh books and speaking engagements is he alive is that a dumb question that is a dumb question man i can't believe you just asked

it what are your fingers doing over there this guy doesn't know if neil armstrong's alive or not he died he died like in cincinnati ohio back in 2012 i know buzz is alive yeah buzz doesn't take shit he'll throw hands if you cross him. He's kind of sick like that. Could you take Buzz? Is that old bag of bones? Yeah, I think I could, David. Okay.

I think he lives in Texas. I'm at my physical peak right now. He's an old bag of bones. But no, I mean, no disrespect. I respect Buzz Aldrin. And Buzz Lightyear, for that matter. But not Buzz McAllister. That was fucked up what Buzz McAllister did to him.

How are you going to play drums with those things on his head? What's his deal? In front of everybody. Why was he even in the pageant? He's like 24. Because he's a dork? Also, all the parents laughing at that, like, that's just rude. Yeah, what's their problem? Like, there's a lot of maturity issues in the area.

No wonder Kevin acts out the way he does. Yeah, right? He's a product of his environment. It takes a village. Yeah, sure. Jerk. Kevin! Come on!

Dude, how do they afford that house why can't we get past that every every show we do we just can't we talk about the mcallisters like what did he do for a living oh god like what do we what a curveball they threw kevin there do you remember when the chain smokers were like the last concert before the world shut down? Because like the tour had them before like the Players Championship. And they played and like everybody was mad at the tour because they didn't cancel it. And it was like the day after like the NBA or the weekend after like the NBA had shut down. And the last show was the Chainsmokers.

Who did we see? It's not how you want to go luke combs luke combs no had we seen luke brian i think i would have been doing bits there but i didn't really know a lot about luke combs other than that he was very famous i know he choked one into the water from the job zone yeah i'm not gonna blame him for that music is fine that's a lot of pressure for a musician that probably doesn't play that much golf yeah that's a that's a touchy little shot man what is it like 80 85 yards i could have made it i perform under pressure pretty well when it comes to that stuff as you guys know i probably would have spun it back about four or five feet and just settled it right there by the hole but pretty easy pin that day i probably would have just flatted down a sand wedge. Yeah. About 70%.

Yeah. A little knockdown. Yeah. Okay. But I'm different. Will doesn't have that shot, man. Please. I don't know.

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It was tough. Can you get media credentials for the space thing? I'll see. At least apply. I'll see. And you can even submit your previous interview you did with them. Be like, yeah, look, I'm a media guy. They owe me a trip to New York.

We have a pre-existing. They owe me one single plane ticket from New York. That was supposed to be my payment for me making their tour posters when they started. And they never made good on my tour. Are you kidding? On my ticket. Bullshit. I need Brett to reach out to Dave Portnoy because he owes me a Starfish lacrosse jersey as well.

Really? Mm-hmm. Yeah, when I leaked the Kate Upton Sports Illustrated cover on accident, he told me I could have a Starfish jersey and he never sent it to me. All these empty promises. Forgot about that. I think I sent it to TFM too. You broke the kid up

and oh weird. No. I sent several emails to you guys and no one ever responded. Not to me. Not to Dylan. I thought

Dylan Dylan you at Major don't respond to email vibes. Oh I respond to emails. That's not a TFM. You'd be like, who's this fucking dork?

You guys see this Texas State news? Oh, yeah. We got that Baylor quarterback just transferred. Looks like they picked up a kid out of SMU. Linebacker played a couple games. Yeah, man. Spav's putting together a pretty good program. That's awesome.

Haven't won more than four games in many years. I think that's fact. No, Yeah, man. Spav's putting together a pretty good program. That's awesome. Haven't won more than four games in many years. I think that's fact. No, no, no. That's... No, they've won like five or six. It's fine. Whatever.

Yeah, Harry Styles. Harry Styles class. I'm a big Harry guy. Harry Styles guy, that is. Have you guys listened to his new album? I've heard the song that's played on the radio.

I have not. Sally listens to it a lot. I gave it two full listens. It's fine. It's a good album. I enjoy Harry at this point, but I'm not seeking Harry out. Six out of ten.

Adam gives it a six out of ten. I think it just lacks a couple bangers. It's a little too poppy sometimes but it's got some good stuff in it but yeah now they're doing a class at texas state that's all about harry styles it seems a little unnecessary you guys should do like a red dirt class there instead i wonder if there is there's i bet there's something similar um yeah it's interesting because i'm looking at the uh the guy professor, the guy who's teaching it, his whole background. It seems like he might just be like a Harry Styles-like super fan, which I guess makes sense.

I'm wondering if he can be objective. I'm assuming so. He's at an institution such as Texas State, home of the Bobcats. But what I'm really interested in is the comments on the link. So the source for this particular segment is EW, Entertainment Weekly, right? Yeah. And you can comment. And let's just see how the comments are going.

Let's see if they're responding well. What a total waste of time and money. Liberal education leading to $0 earned after graduation. Good, good. Good, good. $0. The person responds to that. But those who major in Harry Styles

will have their student loans forgiven by Joe Biden's administration. How appropriate for the me, me, me woke generation. Oh, no. Dude, the way that the word woke gets thrown out these days, I don't think the people that use it the most understand what it actually means.

The way that they use it is hilariously hypocritical for anything you don't like insufferable it's so bad what if the word woke comes out of somebody's mouth i immediately think that you're dumb at this point i'm just like okay don't watch bill burr's new special if if that no i really like bill burr moments but there's a lot of it is just like i like like Bill Burr in interviews and conversations more than I like his stand-up. Is that weird? No. I think he's a really engaging person to listen to on a podcast or an interview.

He's a great podcast. Yeah. But his stand-up has never been something that I'm excited to watch when it comes out. I can't really talk shit about this. I took the history of hip-hop. We did do a week on breakdancing, and I was a little worried that when it got introduced that they were going to like make us learn something they did not make us learn anything you get the whole class spinning on their head you learn about the dance but not the actual dance correct yeah if it would have been

an actual dance class i don't know if it would have been in like the the music side that's good hit us with the robot that's good damn son I never got past that the skip around like when you're about to hit something you know you're kind of

skipping around the circle oh this guy's about to do some and everybody's like oh he didn't do anything he just went back into the crowd with his friends

yeah well this class is called Harry Styles and the Cult of Celebrity Identity the Internet and European Pop Culture

honestly I would have signed up for this I might just i might enroll just to get in this but i'm woke you are quite woke what's it called when you sit in in a class but you're not actually in the class that means that you're a pledge observing i don't know observing yeah hey just go sign me in please they still do that there's got to be a better way than an actual sign-up sheet now right no now college kids don't even have to like worry about anything they just like go sit in there cali yeah blew my mind you know cali hasn't been so she's about to be a senior she's not a pledge on campus since her freshman year i'm sorry say that again cali has not been on campus at the university of texas since her freshman year. I'm sorry, say that again? Callie has not been on campus at the University of Texas since her freshman year.

She is a senior. Due to the ongoing global pandemic, Dylan. Is that real? A viral disease. Bacteria. Is there an option to go in? You follow me? I'm asking Adam who's just graduated.

We're doing a different thing over here. Adam, speak into the mic. Oh, let's go. So I was on campus in the spring of last year. I had all my classes in person this spring, but Callie was in Barcelona. Well done, Adam. Well done. She was out of the country, which she could have been on campus,

but because she was being cultured in the world, it was a little different for her. That makes sense, I guess. I didn't take into account her international travels. I have a theory. Actually, I'm going to save the theory for off mic. Let's hear it, dog. No, no, I'm going to save it. I want it.

I'm going to save it. Fine. Sorry, I drank a zillion beers this morning, so I'm kind of on one. This morning? You don't even look that drunk. I can drink a fifth of Jim Beam and still stand still.

It's a Kid Rock lyric. I don't really do Kid Rock lyrics. I would take a class on Kid Rock. I wouldn't. That'd be an entertaining class. Because he's had several different... Yeah, there's a lot of iterations of Kid Rock. Kid Rock is one of those people who uses the term woke i'm not going to get into it

but yeah he he's just he's if you go back and you look at kid rock's political history you will not find a bigger hypocrite anywhere anywhere if he runs for any michigan stuff i might have to vote for him though do you see uh rage against machine was getting some play recently about were you in dave's car about getting a little political and turning turning away some of their old fans who never really understood what the what they stood for to begin with i did see that and i did see that and i i have to think those people are doing bits because i don't bits because it's quite literally impossible. Yeah, it's impossible to not understand that they're a very political band. There's not one song on any of their albums, save for maybe their cover album, but I don't even think that applies, that is not overtly the most political thing you've ever heard.

Aggressively so. I forgot who it was, but someone kind of notable put it out on Twitter. They're like, oh, I'm done with them now. They got political. Oh, it was an ex-UFC guy. Yes. Yeah, I saw that.

What's the ex-UFC? Have you not been paying attention? They allow biting your headbutts and stuff. It's a lot cooler. You can tear people's dicks off. Yeah, you can literally chimpanzee somebody. I mean, I would love to go to a Rage Against the Machine concert soon. They're touring.

Have you ever watched the DVD, The Battle of Mexico City? Oh, yeah. Dude, the crowd in that is so fun to watch. Let's go to El Paso. I was thinking about going to Amarillo by morning. They're not playing there. I don't know why you would go there. How far is Amarillo from El Paso?

Honestly, probably like a seven-hour drive. What cities that aren't in like a three-hour range from us do I need to see in Texas? I feel like I haven't seen like the real Texas. You need to go to Big Bend. You need to go south. Yeah, I want to go out west. I want to go see in Texas. I feel like I haven't seen like the real Texas. You need to go to Big Bend. You need to go south. Yeah, I want to go to, I want to go out west.

I want to go to west Texas. I heard the drive's not that bad even though it's eight hours. Cruise to the Hill Country. I kind of want to go to El Paso at some point. I feel like I would love to go to a Texas game at Lubbock.

I would too. I think it'd be so much fun. Oh yeah, dude, Lubbock's a fun place to watch a game. I really want to go to Lubbock. I saw Chris Sims lose there and then I was sitting in the student section, and we ripped the bleachers up and passed them around.

It was kind of fun. Really? It's frat. It was like 2006 or something. Were you guys drinking beers? Chris Sims gets a lot of shit, but he won a lot of games for Texas. Won a lot. And Sims, he was a good quarterback.

You know, he ran into some bad luck because he was there at quarterback. You know, he ran into some bad luck because he was there at the same time Major Alpa White was there and people loved that guy. Only one football day, you know? Sadly, it's true, yeah.

I would have ran two quarterbacks if it was me. Really? But they didn't ask. Yeah. Thanks. Oh,

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the weekend, but we're taking some friends from Muggsy out to dinner tonight. Should be a great time. Of course, they are in town to launch their brick and mortar store. We talked about that. Happy hour tomorrow. That store is bricked up. Happy hour tomorrow with the same crew.

The store is not erect. Maybe it is. They erected a store. So that will be fun to get to know those guys and grab a few, you know. Busy hard seltzers. Busy hard seltzers with them, sure. Actually, we are drinking busy tomorrow. We are.

That'd be great. They've acquired the busy. Hard to get here. Friday. Not much. Got the kids going to probably just keep a low pro that night. Saturday might step out for a little dinner with the wife. Don't even know where we're going yet.

She has given me the task of putting something together. A little date night action so that'll be fun and i might go to the lake sunday with some friends but other than that that's pretty much it man you know what i've always said about going to the lake life's better at the lake i learned that growing up my mom had a sign in her kitchen next to a live laugh love sign live laugh lake yeah next to the sign that says don't talk to me until i've drank a bottle of wine damn that's don't talk to me till i peed myself in the lake while wearing muggsy jeans that aren't

mine i'm so how can brett wear those jeans i don't know man they're your jeans now i peed a million times another man pees in my jeans. Those are his jeans. Anytime Brett wears those out, just know your boy is peeing in those. That's so bad, dog. Yeah, I'm a bad boy. You could have at least pulled your thing out before you peed. We were on camera. Yeah.

Get in the water. You probably shouldn't pull your penis out at the lake. If your penis is underwater, sure. I'm not pulling. You don't know what those fish are doing. Yeah, that's how you get parasites. You catch a catfish. The parasites can still get up there, even if you have jeans on.

They swim up the leg. What if there's a chimp down there swimming around? They swim up the leg like this. Just rips it off and hands it to you. There's Will's penis. He's like, here, float on this. Here's your noodle. Like, oh, fuck, you ripped my dick off, champ.

I'll show you a noodle. Dave's obsessed with chimps ripping dicks off. Well. He brings it up all the time. Well, they should stop doing it. I'm bringing awareness in case anybody out there's got the idea of unzipping their Muggsy jeans near a... It is hilarious that that's like their closing move. Yeah, it's their Mortal Kombat finishing move.

It would be even funnier, though, if their closing move was like what Rashiki did. You just had chimps just putting their ass on your face and suffocating you just a pink eye smash yeah what are you doing this weekend dave i started the boys last night episode one season one last it was tuesday i know a little premature gotta wait till the weekend for that show. I'm probably going to watch some more boys. I thought it was entertaining. I thought it was, at times, I was like, I'm going to glide my child to sleep. But all in all, positive through one episode.

Pretty good. Tomorrow, we've got the Muggsy thing. Going to dinner after that with my wife Friday. I don't know. I'm, I'm, I'm kind of maybe filling out a golf opportunity. I don't know yet. I got to see what the sketch is going to look like, but Saturday, Sunday, I've got, I've

got very little going on. I'm preparing for next week when, uh, Will and Brett will be gone and I'll just go ahead and announce it we got danny regs monday filling in tuesday only on patreon for randy's game show we've got barrett dudley of retail therapy and wednesday we got michael weiner bang mikey weans mike mickey weans and thursday if somebody wants to just hop in the stew just we've got an open Dang! Mikey Weans. Mickey Weans. And Thursday, if somebody wants to just hop in the stew, we've got an open spot.

We don't know yet. Randy said he would do it. That's a power lineup, man. It is. I'm hoping it holds. No offense to Randy. I love Randy. Everyone knows that.

You can't complete the week with Randy, though. I feel like we've got to get a Mount Rushmore of people on this. I've reached out to someone. He's a noted New York Times bestselling author. He's moving. I don't know if I'm allowed to disclose that, but I am. I'm moving. And he's just like, I'm not sure, but maybe.

So we'll see. Call him maybe. Of course, J-Bone. No, I can't do it. No. No. Sorry, you guys can't afford my fee. No.

No, I got to talk about F1. I'm J-Bone. What a bon gotta talk about F1. I'm Dave. What a boner that guy is. Subscribe to Formula Bone. I would love to have him on just to talk. I am so hungry right now. Shut the fuck up. I'm gonna get hangry.

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i got that wow big time yeah yeah your boy going tonight mugsy happy hour or no i'm sorry tonight's mugsy dinner at matt's al rancho i will be ordering actually i don't know i'm gonna order yet i'm going fish you don't have to decide yet i had enchiladas last night so i think i might need to back off the enchiladas a little bit tonight are we sending someone there a little bit early so don't wait an hour i will be late so i will not be that person but please understand that you cannot be seated until your entire party's arrived let's just tell randy it starts at six hey put us on the list and then he's there yeah because randy's always on time yeah randy's probably gonna walk there if randy gets an invite for a washed media uh company event he will be 40 minutes late or

just work yeah uh so yeah i'll be doing that tomorrow night going to the happy hour and then friday morning flying out to northern michigan We have fish fry going on Friday night. Saturday. We fry fish. Saturday. You know what it is. Just Max chilling. And then Sunday, your boy's going on a little golf trip.

Oh, cool, man. Have fun being outside with your perfect weather. Oh, shut up, Mr. Montana. I hope you go high. I would feel worse about this if you didn't just go to Montana. That looked absolutely delightful. Yeah, you shut your little hot-ass mouth up. It was phenomenal.

Your hot-ass mouth. Since I flew a budget airline, I had to get dropped off on the tarmac and walk. And as I'm walking in, like across the tarmac with my little away suitcase, it was like 111 degrees on the tarmac, and I was dying. I was like, man, I wish I was in Montana. That's what I was thinking. I'm going to write a song about it. Dave texted me.

He was like, yeah, I'm listening to Toby Mac on the tarmac right now. This is sick. T-Mac on the T-Mac? Toby Mac makes a good hat. We'll just see what we learn. Dave loves Christian music. Christian rap specifically. It's weird.

It was a weird pivot for him like he had a great nba career i know um did a little analyst work and then he just got into uh christian rock rap he also scored like 12 points one time in like seven seconds he hit the rocking jock yeah 12 points yeah he tossed it up to the hoop above the hoop nobody even knew it was up the 20 foot hoop yeah the commentators like what's he doing there's a hoop up there those are sick so in the 90s i didn't know how i didn't really know how basketball worked because i was really young and this dude hit a half court shot uh at halftime to go up 10 and my cousin told me that because he was behind

the half behind half court it was a 10 point shot and so for like two years i thought there was a 10 point shot and then in fifth grade i walked in and i said like why don't they just go for a 10 why didn't they just do a 10 point shot and my boys roasted me off the face of the earth you know what in your defense it should be it should be a five point shot give me four no if it four. No, because they would ruin the NBA if they made it into a higher point. Yeah, you guys just jacking it. Well, now, because you got – I mean, with the way that Steph Curry's changed the game, that's just like a normal three-pointer for him.

I think they should take away the three-point line for a season. Just one season. It'd be fun. That's – But do you want to watch – do you want to go back to old Pistons basketball? Yep, just going to the rack. Oh, my God. Just driving the lane.

They used to call me the rack back in the day. Why? Because I got breast implants. Really? Yeah, I had them removed. That was a good move. Yeah. Were they like pec implants?

No, I just had full-on boob. What size? This has got weird... I had full-on boob. What size? I had a tasteful 34C. This got real weird. A very tasteful 34C. You were rocking 34Cs back in the day. I can show you all pics if you want. I didn't shave my chest, though, when I had them,

so it's a little weird looking. Should we get out of here? Yeah, definitely. Don't you have really large nips? No, dude, my nips, actually, I think I have reasonably small nips.'s seen them dump them out i'm not going full nip dump them out for a i'm not we need to get out of here before i dump by the way park says pop top all the time now we're going to the pool he goes daddy you know pop top like yeah yeah dude well the pool

dog you're not a t-shirt in the pool guy and he goes i'm gonna pop top too like you should yeah do it up all right let's get out of here get that tarp off flair we need to talk about that on the dad pod sorry go ahead no no no just just wearing like a an spf long sleeve in the pool it's like a it's a dad move like at the beach and stuff you get toasted the first day and you're like fishing yeah it's like well i guess i'm gonna be a fishing shirt in the water guy now so glad i added that. Let's go. Yeah. Bye.