Circling Back - Genius or Scum (Not Sponsored by Peloton)

Episode Date: January 13, 2020

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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the early bird cbd studio in austin texas my name is will defries to my right dave roth what's up mini will why am i mini will I don't know. You're just kind of putting off Mini vibes today. Dude, you woke up feeling dangerous and I respect it. Well, that's true. That's very true. What the hell is Mini Will?

Mini Mike is trending on Twitter right now. Oh, is it? Yeah. Mini Micah? Mini Mike. Oh. Because Trump called... Who was it, Dave?

Mike Bloomberg? Yeah. Mini Mike. Oh. Because Trump called, who was it, Dave? Mike Bloomberg? Yeah. Mini Mike B. Mini Mike. So there you go. I said it before the pod, and I'll say it again. I feel bad for whoever has to be the nominee against him, because they're just going to get fucking slandered.

He's the orange man. The Cheeto dude. I love Cheetos. I'm looking at the replies to his tweet and like there's people who put like a lot of thought into their like 50 word response 100 word response it's like this isn't helping this isn't doing anything no dude there's dudes out there who just have like drafts in their where's crass in their folder and yeah and they just like they just have the draft ready for whatever situation and they just let it go and hope that they can be at the top of the uh the pile of replies it's terrible brett during your time in new york did you ever like sit down or have a

meeting with the crass bros no i can't say i did i do know a guy who works for the uh who are the harvard bros that started facebook the winklevi the winklevi yes i have a buddy who works very tightly with them now it's not really winklevi no it's the winklevoss just plural two winklevoss winklevosses well dylan was mad that bernie sup dylan how you doing what's up fam how we doing you were just mad that he fucked up bernie sanders man people are too uh liberal with their use of uh apostrophes. They don't know how to use them. No one.

It's really frustrating. They throw them in where they don't belong. And Trump just did this. He spelled Sanders, S-A-N-D-E-R apostrophe S, when spelling out Bernie Sanders. But he was trying to make something possessive, but that's still not how you do it. I don't even think he was, actually. Either way, it's wrong. You can't change the spelling of someone's name when you you do it. I don't even think he was, actually. Either way, it's wrong. You can't change the spelling of someone's name when you're making it possessive.

I'm going to start spelling Barry Sanders' name like that. It's really frustrating. I'm going to change my jersey. That would be tight. That's probably pretty cheap just to add an apostrophe. Yeah, I'll just get an iron-out apostrophe. People have done that with Parks' name before, my son. P-A-R-K apostrophe S, and it makes me want to fight them.

I'm going to start calling him Park. I'm going to start fighting him. Do what up, Park? No, don't. Please don't. Anyway. Have you pointed out that our newest lunch hotspot is called The Park? We've driven by it before, and I said, hey, look, that place is called The Park.

And he's like, oh, cool. He's like, cool, man. Fuck off. Yeah, he's like, dude, fuck off, dude. That's not even my fucking name. There's no S on the end, dog. Hey, dad, go buy me some fucking cigs. Yeah.

He doesn't say that. You have to be 21 now to buy a cig, right? That's the newest. That's not official, though, right? Yeah, I don't know. Is it state by state or federal? Dude, it's hard to say. You can't even look it up.

That's fed. No one knows, man. Isn't that fed? I don't want to live in a world where 18 year olds can't buy cigarettes you can get hey buddied for cigs now i didn't even i think i bought a pack when i turned 18 just to like show i could and i gave it to like my friend who like smoked that's tight was doing the hey mister trick in harbor springs or even saratoga more so harbor tough because it's a small, I assume it's a tight-knit community. To get someone to buy, is it Hey Mister to get underage alcohol?

By beer, yeah. We never did it. We always had a plug. Whether it was someone's older sister. When I was like 19, my mom just did it for me. Because she was like, alright, I don't need you getting in trouble using a fake ID or something. So if I was home for the summer, she was going gonna buy me like a 30-year act but we always we always had someone that could do it we also didn't drink through high school like hard so it

was never like 16 year old me it was always like 18 year old me just trying to locate beer yeah my dad uh worked for a beer distributor so our rule at home was there i mean there's always beer like samples and whatnot in the garage so as long as I stole them from the garage and he didn't know about it, I was okay. But the garage was always stocked. I'll put it that way. Must be nice. My buddy had a dad who would just buy 30

packs of like really cheap beer and we would just sometimes have a couple of those. We'd also had the Shell gas station though was the hey buddy spot. Now replaced by a very nice movie theater. So RIP. Yeah we did it quite a bit.

We would go out to Grand Prairie and do it. It's a big, you know, DFW there's just people passing through it. It's not hard to find somebody. What's out in GP? Isn't there like uh selena gomez oh gp has got uh two movie theaters okay um that's about it chili's cheddars have you

listened to her new album yet i have not damn pretty good i don't know i haven't i haven't listened to it yet the new halsey album fucks. Halsey's got a voice, man. She's shooting like 95%. Have you heard that song Closer by the Chainsmokers? Or is it Closer? Which one is it? I don't know. I don't know. You guys hear this new Bieber song, Yummy?

I don't like it. It is absolutely terrible. Dude, it's kind of addicting, though. Why do people like it so much? It's garbage because it's Bieber. Because it's Bieber, dude. It's not that good. Trust me, I'm the first one to overlove on a Bieber song for no reason.

It's not that good. It's terrible. It's so bad, but it's so bad, it's kind of fun. I'd rather listen to What Do You Mean at this point. I watched some viral vid. Wow. Of him surprising fans in a car. He was sitting in the back seat, and some dude,

people probably know who this guy is i don't i'm 35 and he'd be like hey so what do you think about the new bieber and they'd be like oh it's okay it's kind of it sucks and then he'd be like hey what's up i'm bieber and he'd be in the back seat and they'd start crying and shit no shit did you see uh on his instagram he was begging people to go like like rate like subscribe to his new song. Really? Buy it. Yeah. It seems like it's a little beneath him. Yeah. He was begging for it to go number one.

I think he hasn't had a hit in a while. I kind of thought that was a bad look. The song does not deserve that. It doesn't. It's terrible. I'll hit him with a stream. No Brainer was solid. But I don't think he can take all the credit for that.

That was more of a DJ college. The No Brainer music video too is one of those with Chance and Khaled and those guys. It's solid. Yeah. It's just fun. It looks like a fun time. Everybody's having a good time, partying, safe. One of the more sponsored music videos I've ever seen as well. Every five seconds, they show a vodka very prominently.

It could be a video for a Love Island promo at this point. It just looks so fake world like that. This new Future and Drake song is not bad. You guys hear it? Did it come out like two months ago? Wow. No, I think like last week. Got him.

Life is good. That's what it's called. It's pretty good. I listened to Highest in the Room, the remix. Oh, you did? Mm-hmm. Sucks. Definitely does not suck.

I didn't love it. Sickle Mode was like way better. A hundred times. It's better like It's like Per se better Because it doesn't have Drake on it Well Fucking

Dylan also ruined Some of Travis Scott for me By saying that you don't like The It's Lit thing It's Lit And like He just overdoes it man But now when I hear it

I think like Oh Dylan hates that And then I get taken out of the song Like instead I used to just be sitting there And be like Yeah it is fucking lit And now I'm like

Oh Dylan Look is it lit? Yes, it's lit. But we don't need to hear him say it ten times throughout every song. I'm enjoying all the Drake slander. People calling for Drake to,

a version to be released that's not Drake, that has no Drake on it. I thought the Drake verse was good, man. On sicko mode? No, the newest song that I just mentioned.

I pretty much fast forward to the Drake part of sicko mode and then just turn it off early. I just need the video. The life is good turn it off early. Did you watch the video? The Life is Good video. No. You have to watch the video to get the full. Is it lit?

They're doing like different. It's lit. Dude, you like the meme from the video and you haven't even seen it. Which meme is that? With 21 working the register. Oh, it's from that video? It's from the video.

The premise is they're all doing like normal jobs. Oh, okay. Is 21 Savage in that? No, he's not in the song. He's just, for some reason, he's from that video? It's from the video. The premise is they're all doing normal jobs. Oh, okay. Is 21 Savage in that? No, he's not in the song. He's just, for some reason, he's in the video. He's just in the video? Is Drake still doing the big tings, man? Is he still rapping like that?

No. That's good. I went down to Chet Hanks' wormhole, though, a few days ago. I mean, he's all in on this. I mean, it's, I don't know how he's doing. Like, I... I worry about the guy. Does Tom Hanks have, like,

an older, more successful firstborn son? Colin. Chet's... Yeah, Colin, for sure. I don't know Colin Hanks. Oh, he's a very successful actor. What was the first one he did, that MTV movie?

That, like, California one? Californication. You'd recognize him. Look it up. It was actually pretty good. I got it. Yeah, he's really good Oh okay Well good for him

And so Chet Then obviously is like the He's the spare He's the black sheep if you will Got it Okay Yeah What's the

Colin Wilson It was called Orange County That's right I liked it Yeah I remember liking that movie And being like It was good

I fuck with Colin And it's like an MTV original type of thing I think it. I remember liking that movie and being like, all right, I fuck with Colin. And it's like an MTV original type of thing? I think it was close to, yeah. It came out in 2002. You recognize that guy, right? Doesn't do a thing for me.

I would love to see, I would love to hear the phone call that Tom Hanks gave Chet after his performance at the Golden Globes. Do you think it's one of those just lost cause situations? Like you didn't even call him?

Yeah. Oh, he's the wild card. I still don't understand why he was at the Golden Globes that's big things dad you guys see all the all the oscar noms came out this morning yeah yeah any hey any uh major upsets dude no upsets yet uh so there is an issue there there's a big issue with the director category i've heard that that's going around on twitter as is taron Egerton did not get nominated, and he won the Golden Globe. Is the issue, is it race-related?

No. Okay. You don't have to worry about that this time of year. No female directors. Oh, okay. People aren't happy about it. What was the best female-directed movie? Go.

I didn't watch movies this year. The Irishman got hella supporting actor roles, or noms. Will took the year off from movies. Yeah, I don't watch movies this year. The Irishman got hella supporting actor roles, or noms. Will took the year off from movies. Yeah, I don't know. You know, you just, you gotta sometimes ever step back, step away from the game. Yeah. You know, find your passion.

Hey, we'll talk about that later, but your boy's nominated for actor in a leading role, Brett. Which one? A guy named Adam Driver. Yeah, he sucks. We'll get to that. Just chill. Okay.

Were you going to say Minnie? Yeah. I don't know. No. She's Australian or something, right? I don't know, mate. Hey, Dave. Huge news, actually, off the Twittersphere.

Cory Booker's out. That's too bad. I always enjoyed his presence on the stage. So did Yang. He even said it. Yang did say that he would be back. I'm enjoyed his presence on the stage. So did Yang. He even said it. Yang did say that he would be back. I'm going to tell you guys this. You know I don't talk about my politics publicly,

but if there's no Yang in this next debate, I'm not watching it. Well, Dave, there's no Yang in the next debate, dog. Is there now? I'm not watching it. Booker dropped out, though. Does he take a spot? That's not how it works.

Booker was never even going to be in that debate. No, I thought Booker had six. Yang had five. No. I'm out never even going to be in that debate. I thought Booker had six. He ain't had five. No. I'm out. I got to check my polls. No, Booker wasn't even in the last debate. I'm out.

And you know what? My vote is up for grabs. Wow. Why? Because you had Booker? Booker stresses me out. Just his eyes. So bug-eyed.

Yeah. Just looking at you. He had a good attitude. He was positive. I did like his friendly banter in the debates. He kind of had the air of a guy who knew he wasn't going to pull above like 4%. He was fine with that. He was just happy to get the face time.

Raise a little money. Maybe up his value for speaking engagements. He beat Beto. That is true. That is true. And Beto's beard. Damn, dude, I forgot about Beto. Hey, we have some major, major housekeeping, guys.

You guys aware of this? Not only is Bachelor back, but that means Circling Badges back. Patreon.com slash Circling Back podcast every Tuesday. You can either subscribe for just $5 on the Bachelor-specific tier called Circling Batch, or you can just go opto. $10 a month, you get every piece of content we've ever put out on Patreon. Hey, Will, can I pull back the curtain a little bit? Yeah.

I don't know if you guys saw the circling back eyes emoji tweet quoting Sunday Scaries, but there might be some more stuff. Yeah, there might be something else on the opto tier soon. There was a listener who asked on our Reddit page, he said he's opto but doesn't watch The Bachelor and was wondering if he should downgrade his subscription. I said, hold on just a minute. Hold on, player.

Be patient with us. Why don't you wait until after this week? We got some things coming for you. Yeah, why do you wait till after this week to make that decision? Yeah. My guy? People don't think that we're in here cooking up stuff. Dude, I'm in the lab constantly.

They think we're coasting in the new year. Come on now. We got some shit. Dude, call me Heisenberg right now. No one's calling you Heisenberg. Dude, call me Heisenberg. There might even be something to read this week. Jesse!

Where's the... Where's the... Better call Saul. February 23rd. I need to watch all of that. It's great. You know I'm a Gus Frings guy. It's great. You guys see the preview for the new Picard Star Trek series last night?

Oh, no. On CBS All Access. I'm good, though. Thank you. Okay, well. That one escaped me. I'll take that. You're probably too busy watching sports,

right? Right. Sports guy. Yeah. It was on, it was on CBS. So you would have seen it. Yeah.

Okay. Actually speaking of, uh, yeah, we might, we might post bachelorette or sorry, bachelor, uh,

tomorrow a little later than normal. There's a big football game tonight. Not sure you guys are aware of this. Uh, but I think, I think we might, uh, just do it a little later tomorrow so that we can watch bachelor in the morning because you know you got to watch the

game can i just go ahead and get out in front of something uh this dropped last night i knew this was coming down the pipe this is the first time i've seen it advertised there is a an upcoming american animated sitcom co-created by amy poler, Mike Scully, and Julie Scully. It's on Fox. It's called Duncanville. Whoa. The show has no affiliation with the City of Champions. You sure?

Little D? You sure? Has no affiliation. Hey, can we stop by the Little D this upcoming weekend for anything? Is there anything worth stopping by? We could. Can you take us to the old subway? I've never been to Chili's. Yeah, it's still there.

You've what? I've never been to Chili's. We don't have one. Oh, it's true. You've never been to Chili's? A Chili's's still there. You've what? I've never been to Chili's. We don't have one. Oh, that's too bad. You've never been to Chili's? A Chili's? No. What the fuck is wrong with you?

No, I just don't have them. That's just weird. Why is that weird? I was willed been to Chili's and you haven't. Where have you been to Chili's? Like a lot of, like the list is way too long. Like I've been to numerous Chili's. You've never been in an airport and hit up Chili's too?

Never. Are you serious, dude? I'm more of a B-Dubs than an airport guy. How did you even get a job here? I don't know. I mean, good question. Dude, there are so many questions that we didn't ask. Dude's never seen Home Alone, never been to Chili's too? Never. Are you serious? I'm more of a B-Dubs than an airport guy. How did you even get a job here? I don't know. I mean, good question. Dude, there are so many questions that we didn't ask.

Dude's never seen Home Alone, never been to Chili's. I have seen Home Alone as of this break. Shut up. It doesn't count. How old are you? Like 23?

22. Yeah, I mean, there was never an interview, so I don't think you had the opportunity to ask me questions. Cool. We didn't even interview this guy.

We're going to schedule an interview for you next Monday. Please prepare accordingly. Should we do the interview? That's a Patreon tier. Hey, I have more important news other than Bachelor stuff. Is this personal? Dude, we're meeting up. Oh, yeah.

Katie Trail Ice House, 4 to 7 p.m. in Dallas, Texas on Friday. This Friday. It's lit. If you can't make it before 7pm and you're like, man, I'm going to hit the break off point. Dude, we're still going to be there after 7. I'm calling a car at 6.50.

And I'll be gone at 7. That ends my appearance. Where are you going though? Going to the hotel. No, we're going to the most expensive steakhouse we can find and we're just going to be there at 7.01pm. We should do Bob's or something maybe al bernays shout out nick and sams i'm just shouting them all out i don't know any of them so we're doing bottled blonde too i'm not opposed to going to bottle whoa i don't know if i can do the dress code we should just say we're gonna go there and then not go like last time true word on the street too there's a

lot of there's like circling back like fringe personalities that might be attending as well. Like who? Intern Klein might have thought about it. What is he doing? He better. Dude, there are rumors that hashtag might make an appearance at this. Is that

true? Flounder on the fly. Hashtag Flounder will be there. Y'all don't follow Flounder's wife on Instagram. Is it going to be awkward when I just give all backers a cold shoulder just to talk to Flounder on the fly hashtag flounder will be there y'all don't follow flounder's wife on instagram but is it gonna be awkward when i just give all backers a cold shoulder just to talk to flounder the entire time and then flounder gives me the cold shoulder because he doesn't really like me that much yeah he a hundred people are gonna be like oh what's up doing dude flounder man can i get a pic dude he's a goat he if he doesn't get a fit off for this i'm gonna be absolutely devastated.

He might murk us in fits like two nights in a row. What's he doing in the Stars game? I can't wait to see. He's going to wear the sick, like a Marty Turco jersey. He's going to get a jersey that just says Flounder on it, isn't he? Ooh, a Turco jersey. That would be sick. I'm showing this photo. I'm going to tweet this photo.

He's for some reason passed out watching the game, but he's got the Titleist ear warmer around his head. He's indoors. Dude, it was a cold one. He does content even when he's sleeping. Yeah, he's perfect. It's amazing. That being said, Katie Trail Icehouse, Dallas, Texas, 4 to 7.

4 to whenever. This Friday. This Friday. Be there. Be square. Yes. Also, major shout out to Honey. Oh, yes.

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And yeah, that link is in the description of this podcast. So just go check it out. Download it. Hey, should we talk sports real quick? It's a good sports weekend. Pretty, pretty good. We're going to get in the zone? Dude, don't let gonna get in the zone don't let dude don't let me get my zone

i um i watched some play a football yesterday with uh some texans fans yeah how'd that go big texans fans at the park dude that must have been lit for the first quarter uh it was it was but it was more like disbelief and i don't know i was just i was like look i didn't know what was happening i was like all i know is if there's any team that's going to come back from 24-0 it's it's that one man and when it was happening they knew what was happening and it was going one way oh yeah that was hard to watch i turned it on a little later than i should have like i didn't i didn't see the first quarter and i was just like oh this is going to end poorly for everybody involved it's tough being a ten and a half point dog jumping out to a 24-0 lead and not covering you know what i mean yeah it's just

tough giving up uh what was it 41 unanswered 41 unanswered unanswered you don't see that it's like they kept giving the chance to answer, and they refused to answer. We're just not going to answer. The phone was just ringing. Now we're good. Hey, if you're Bill O'Brien, why are you running a fake punt in that situation? It's a weird move. Yeah, it was not smart.

It's a weird move. I don't... Do you not hate it? If he converts, it's like, oh, he's a genius. Nobody saw it coming. And he was up 24-0 at that point. Yeah, but what's the point? I think the point was...

You already look like a genius. You're up 24-0 in a playoff game. I what's the point? I think the point was... You already look like a genius. You're up 24-0 in a playoff game. I think he said this. I think he said that he knew they were going to have to score more points to win that game.

He knew that 24 wasn't going to do it. He had to get momentum back. He didn't want to punt. Because the momentum had switched at that point. He's like, we got to do something.

But it didn't work out. You know who was kind of non-existent was J.J. Watt. He looked gassed. I honestly felt bad for him i never well he was on a play clock right or shot clock yeah he was out management excuse me they're managing his load that just shows you should never manage another man's load

dylan i don't know what that means dylan's always coming to me like dave do you want to take like a day off man you've been going pretty hard we want you fresh for q2 yeah how's your load dave right dude y'all are paying me too much money to skip out on a pod so wow i didn't watch the second game i watched some of it sorry there's nothing like the texans game was too lit. In this playoffs, I have players that I want to watch. I don't have teams. Now that Lamar's out, that sucks. Yeah, I'm a big Mahomes guy. I'll ride with Mahomes.

He's just awesome. I'll ride with Mahomes for the playoffs. And fun to watch play. His brother's electric on Twitter. I'm riding with KC from here on out. If you guys are on TikTok, check out Jackson Mahomes. Have y'all seen his brother? Oh, yeah.

Oh, my God. Why is he doing this? It's a little much. How has Pat not been like, Yo, Jackson, you got to stop, dog. Hey, Jackson, you got to stop, man. He's only doing it on the sideline at the games. He can't be doing any kind of destruction, man.

It's just weird, man. I don't know what you mean. That gets one goofy-looking kid, too. What's up with the Packers hate? See, I'm going to come up with a Packers guy. Oh, it's Rodgers. Specifically? Yeah. I know. I goofy looking kid too. What's up with the Packers hate? See, I'm not talking about the Packers guy. Oh, it's Rodgers. Specifically? Yeah.

I know I get Will's hate, but... Dude. Enough. I don't hate the Packers. I'm just kind of tired of them at this point. I just don't like how Aaron overshadows his brother. Yeah. You forget that Aaron's family doesn't talk to him ever.

No, Aaron doesn't talk to his family. Which way is it? I it's aaron influenced is there a is there a weirder like family dynamic that's that's been played out in the public maybe the royal family but like like one of the top 10 quarterback of all time maybe right yeah top 10 yeah um he doesn't talk to he's had an andrew luck that's for sure his his younger brother when it went on and won a reality show and it's just it's just really weird i'm almost positive that it's aaron not talking to his family because when they when he went back for hometowns like his family seemed pretty chill yeah they seemed cool wasn't it i think it it was an Olivia Munn thing,

right? I need to go back and look into that situation. I don't know. Is he still dating Danica? No. Right? Yeah,

I think him and Danica are still together. I went to a, I went to a vineyard in Napa that makes Danica Patrick's wine. Sick. Yeah, so I just took a bottle

and I just threw it on the ground. I said, that's for Aaron. Fuck that guy. Okay. They were like, well bottle and threw it on the ground. I said, that's for Aaron. Fuck that guy. Okay. They were like, well, what really did that? It probably made you paid for it though. Yeah, it was a $400 bottle of wine. Did you join a wine club while you were out there? I did. I actually just canceled it the other

day. Oh, shoot. Yep. Didn't Jordan Rogers make some public comments about his brother at some point? Yeah. Slamming him? Yeah. There's got to be like a a variety article or something out there that gives you the whole... He's never said what the crux of the argument is, though. I could see it being religious or political.

Aaron seems like he's probably on the left side of the spectrum. I could be wrong. Weren't there other rumors out there? It is. What does that mean? JoJo? I thought there were rumors about maybe aaron possibly being gay oh i haven't heard that talking to the wrong guy man i haven't heard those rumors i don't know that's that's i thought there was a rumor out there about that because people were like oh danik is definitely just like his beard has there ever ever been a more... I have no proof of that.

I just remember hearing something about that and being like, oh, okay. I can see how that could create a rift or something. But like... Oh, so you're saying that might be the source of the family. Yeah, that's a bad reflection on the family, though. Oh. Man, how do I...

I don't know. Let's not go down that wormhole because I don't have any proof and I don't want to slander him. Will took us down the wormhole like, ah, let's not go down the wormhole. No, no, let's not. I'm pulling you guys back out right now.

I'm pulling you guys out. Pull us out. I'm pulling you guys out. Pull us out. I'm pulling you guys out. I will say this about Aaron, speaking of beards. He doesn't get his neck. He doesn't get neck trims. He doesn't get edged up. Dude, just his mustache.

I just want to punch it off his face. He has a lot. Like the back of his neck almost connects to his neck beard. He's a hairy man. He's a very hairy guy. Who saw him at the Masters? Was it you? Yeah, I did. He was just by himself? He was wandering around by himself. back of his neck almost connects to his like neck beard he's a hairy man he's a very hairy guy who saw him at the masters was it you yeah i did he's just by himself he was wandering around by himself near the 16th green um it makes me love him now he's just out there like even though i just said

i hated the guy and i'm rooting against him i like that he's just at the masters walking around solo to the masters yeah hey okay so as of january, 2014, so really recently, he did make a statement regarding the rumors that he was gay. You ready for this? I'm dating Olivia Munn. End of story. What are your thoughts on Olivia? Top three for me of all time. Oh, gosh.

No. Yikes. Top three. Oh, okay, like she's so gross. She's not gross. He said, Dylan likes Hannah Ann, though. He said, yeah, I'm just going to say that I'm not gay. I really, really like women. That's all I can say about that.

And then he went on to say, I mean, there's stuff going on. Well, I mean, there's always going to be silly stuff out there in the media that you can't worry too much about, and I don't. We just keep on trucking, and I like that my blah, blah, blah. I think there should be a professional is professional and personal is personal. And that's just how I'm going to keep it. He should have given you the old.

What if I was? What's your point? Yeah. What's your deal? Is there like a more lopsided defeat than State Farm versus Progressive over this NFL season? With Mahomes and Rodgers versus Baker? Hey, man, don't do this to me today. Yeah, Dave woke up feeling dangerous.

Dangerous, man. Hey, how about Romo? Is he getting the bag or what? I cannot believe that he would bail on CBS unless they are just low balling the hell out of him which might be happening but he loves nance and he i guarantee he at some point he wants to

transition into golf coverage he can get masters right if he goes to espn he's masters immediately i always thought that the the masters was his end his end game like that was like what this was all about isn't that kind of all of our end games yeah yeah well i think we might get there to the masters dylan's already been like four times or something like that no no the end game for us is like commentating on the master gio oh that's tight i thought you wanted like those you had like the weird year like where ben weir won people say that's where it all went wrong for the company was when on that trip but like uh it's cool dave and i watched it and ate PF Chang. We really did.

It was super chill. It was essentially the exact same situation as you. All expenses paid to. It wasn't bad. No, that doesn't suck. Didn't you get to go

to the Natty house? I did. The Natty shack? The Natty shack. I did. We're going to the Heisman house. Hung out with

Brett's former boss and Smiley Kaufman. Cool. In Dallas, we're going to go to the Perisman House. Hung out with Brett's former boss and Smiley Kaufman. Cool. In Dallas, we're going to go to the Perot Museum and check shit out. A lot of dope exhibits. Do you guys still want to do the Lockheed thing? If we have time, I would love to do it. Yeah.

I don't know when we have time. Lockheed's on the other side of town. It's in like Fort Worth, but it's like Fort Worth. Oh, it's in Funky Town. Have you guys seen the Nummies behind this? Behind what? Or Romo? Yeah.

He's going to be very well compensated. And keep in mind, he is already a very well compensated man from his days as a Cowboy. He might make between $10 to $14 million per year. How much did he make as a fucking quarterback? Not that much. No. He's going to be making more. That's maybe at his peak, yeah.

They maxed him out. Yeah. But, yeah. Did they manage his load? No. Remember, he was like perennially fucked up. Collarbones. Backed a lot too, right?

Back is the one that did it for him in a preseason game. That photo of him jogging out for training camp where he just looks fat as hell, it will never make sense to me. How fat he looks in that photo. I'm sorry. Who has the Masters Saturday, Sunday coverage? Is it CBS?

I know ESPN has one on Thursday, Friday. Dude, no one really knows. It's weird. No, it's CBS. I know all the rights are up for every sport and golf

in like the next two years. The Masters ain't going nowhere. Wait, doesn't ESPN have it this year? The Masters? Dude, they've been airing commercials. They've always had Thursday, Friday

for the last 10 years. But they don't have Saturday, Sunday. We could make a statement as a media company if we got rights to a major... Should we take down

just a shit ton of money and then spend it in one spot? We have that money allocated for SVP. Can we get the rights to NFL games and stuff with that? Only the streaming.

This was one of the weirdest things. So did I mention in England it was impossible to watch the EPL games? You did. I'm worried that the US is going to go down this and make it nearly impossible. So you're anti a la carte TV? Well, if Amazon Prime starts buying NFL games and stuff, that's going to make it pretty annoying for some people. We should just get the rights and stream it on our Patreon

and the optimized tier. I like that. We would make a lot of money. I like that. Should we just do that in general? How's our credit? What? How's our credit?

Can we get a loan for that? I don't know. My personal credit score has never been higher than it is right now. That's good. I'm absolutely flossing right now. Did you call your credit company

and say like, hey, I'm going to England. I'm about to ball out just to kind of going to England. I'm about to ball out. Just to kind of flex. I'm about to ball out. No. I did upgrade my credit card, though, so I could get some travel perks before I went.

It worked out very nicely for me. Saved about $200. Oh, shit. You know, Amex, they don't do foreign transaction fees. Major shout. Yeah, that's why they're the cart. A lot of places aren't accepting Amex. Yeah.

What's up with that? Like the towing company that my girlfriend's car got towed with. They don't accept Amex. Matt's El Rancho. Yeah, that's going to be a major bum. Matt's El Rancho. They're out? Yep.

Huh. Matt's El Rancho is changing, and it's not for the better right now. I'm very upset about this. Are we going to try to go to Matt's on a Tuesday for like the fourth week in a row tomorrow? Yeah, we need to stop doing that. Yeah, they stopped taking Amex. They made their water cups smaller. You'll be okay.

No, dude, it's bullshit. You'll be all right. Dude, that's just the tip of the iceberg, Dylan. Next thing we know, they're going to have like some shitty Verde salsa that they're going to try to pass off on us. That's just pace. No. That's just pace. No.

That's like the calling card of every Mexican food establishment is their salsa. Once that's downhill, you're done. Honestly, for me, I can't get past bad salsa. See? What about chips? The chips are just a vehicle. They have the biggest chips in the game. They're a little too big.

They're huge. I hate having them do the crunch. They're half a tortilla. I break them up in my plate. I have the biggest chips in the game. They're a little too big. They're huge. I hate having them do the crunch. They're half a tortilla. I break them up in my plate. Scarred from drinking their salsa. Yeah, sorry about that. No, it's all good. It's normally not for that kind of consumption.

I still have an ulcer, I think, in the back of my throat from that. It's not great. I don't feel well, Dylan. Sorry, man. It's all good. Well, don't lose odds. That's the name of the game, dude.

You just play to win. Can we talk Hall of Fame surprise announcement? We can absolutely talk that. Were y'all watching this live? I was, actually. I wasn't, and I saw it on Twitter immediately following and still got choked up. He's a very likable man.

Jimmy Johnson? He's the great Jimmy Johnson. He's the likable guy. I thought he was going to pass out. I was worried. Yeah, that was a dangerous little thing they did. He's a very likable man. Jimmy Johnson? He's the great Jimmy Johnson. He's the likable guy. I thought he was going to pass out. I was worried. Yeah, that was a dangerous little thing they did. He's old. He could have had a heart attack.

They did the same thing to Bill Cowher. I don't know if I missed that one. But the Jimmy one was better. His reaction was better. Well, he's way more likable than Cowher is. Cowher's fine, but Jimmy's like... I mean, first of all, any Dallas Cowboy fan, Jimmy is at the top.

It's Landry and Jimmy. No Parcells? Parcells. You know what? Give him some more time. He takes those teams to the bowl. He takes Romo to the bowl. His hair, by the way.

Perfect. Is really something. Perfect. It's just amazing. And in the offseason, he does is like fucking go marlin fishing and shit that's tight he just lives on a boat does he have like a house in key west and a house in highland park is that kind of his deal i don't even think he has a house in dallas oh that's a bummer yeah it is it is man does he have a steakhouse jerry no he doesn't have a

steakhouse okay uh should we hit him up about licensing some steak houses he's like a alpha jimmy buffett dude jimmy buffett's pretty alpha though yeah but like isn't jimmy buffett like sneaky the the highest grossing artist of all time or something like that you know what the net worth is i'm gonna say 385 million 333 that's real hot Dylan. 140. 600 million. Yikes. Dude, dude, he's got every,

he's got resort. He's got retirement homes. Now he's got Margaritaville. His merch game has got to be off the charts. Dude. I mean, have you ever used one of his trademark margarita machines? No,

it makes sense why he's worth that much money. They do mix up a hell of a margarita. They actually reached out to me and they wanted to do like a collab with L. Dave and license it and stuff, but we just couldn't come together on the numbers. The meeting of the minds wasn't there. Is he the George Foreman of Margarita Hardware? Yes. Yeah.

When Wilmans gets their tax return back, I think we're going to invest in a margarita machine from Margaritaville. I don't think you are. Yeah. We don't even pay taxes. That's just a lie. Isn't he trying to buy you guys? Yeah, we're not.

We're going to hold out for that, though. Damn sellout. The Margaritaville Casino, to be clear, is the worst casino in Vegas. There's probably worse, but it's the worst that I've been to. Why? I don't know. It's just shitty. Is there like a lazy river in the middle of it and stuff?

No, that's the problem. There's no island theme. There's no island music playing. Next time we're in a city that has a rainforest cafe, can we just go? Just have a couple drinks? Maybe an app? Maybe some jerk chicken or something?

What's the food like there? I don't know. I haven't been to a rainforest cafe in so long, but I do want to go to one. We should do a day where we do Amazon, Hard Rock, and then Planet Hollywoodllywood at night really shut it down i think do you end with hard rock or play at hollywood i think play at hollywood for dinner and then you go hard at hard rock i don't want to rock that hard at night

true is there any room for dave and busters in there or no dude oh oh grand prairie does not have dmb arlington we can hit up dmb if you want a great one yeah hell yeah i mean we probably get unlimited credits if you want dude that would be sick reach out i'm looking at the menu right now for rainforest cafe it's fucking electric what's their taso situation they don't have prices on the menu which just means like it's all it's baller shit. Yeah, they're all market price. It's too expensive. I mean, they got it all, dude. They have a taste of the islands.

That's just Caribbean coconut shrimp, dynamite scallops and shrimp, blackened tilapia with pineapple salsa, and your choice of a side. Dude, catch me eating the taste of the islands every day. You say a sod's going to be there with DJ Callit? Another one. No, I don't think that's what he said, Brett. Oh, he said Assad.

Yeah. Sorry. My bad. Yep. Dylan, I don't know if they have any cubed turkey on here, but I think you could probably ask for that. I'm out. I don't want it.

Protein packs. I'm out. Are you okay with the recall that they've done on the protein packs? Would that worry you at all? No. I don't really. It's very rare that I eat one of those okay i'm just making sure hey what'd you have for dinner last night dylan i baked salmon and i roasted brussels sprouts you got your brussies off and it was quite delicious dude don't tell the recipe that's patreon information only oh

yeah i can't do that uh yeah i had a very nice uh healthy meal last night feel good about it um where'd you get the salmon from um i got it from heb i bet it wasn't even wild but it was farm raised it actually was wild oh it was sockeye wild sockeye salmon is that are you taking a jab at me right now come on, come on, man. That's real. That's some real shit. I know I came in for the cubed turkey, but you don't have to go soc. Six ounce filet.

I cannot drink sockeye. Like, it just makes me so fucking hungover. It's a little different. This is a type of fish, type of salmon. Was it skin on or no? Yeah. You eat it with the skin on? Keeps the flavor in. You pick it off the skin when you eat it that's their bone okay no bone just a six ounce filet i love asking the dudes at the

market to like take the bones out they're so quick with it they're tweezers the central market yeah it's cool watching them do it they just go so hard yeah i've been converted to a a buy prosciutto at the deli guy instead of just taking it off the shelf. Wow. Whoa, dude. It's cheaper. Wow. I live in good. Wow.

Yeah, that's swag. Look at this fucking guy. I'm just doing broke boy shit and buying the prepackaged stuff from Trader Joe's for like $3.99. It's a deal there, though. Speaking of sockeye, when you were at Ramen Tatsuya this weekend, I heard you broke your vegetarianism. Yeah. Wow, dude. You're really going to do them like that.

You didn't have to expose me like that, dog. Yeah. Yeah, I tried to make it a week being a vegetarian. I didn't. I went from Monday night or Monday afternoon until Saturday afternoon. So, it me. I'm going through a big mushroom phase right now, though.

Okay. Hell yeah. What are you listening to? Dude, there's a fungus among us, dude. Come on. Dude, fuck off, dude. Dude, I got some wood ear mushrooms last night and put them on a risotto. Are you kidding?

I'd say no one's doing that, but several people are doing that. It's a great source of vitamin D. Hey, can I expose Will twice in a row right here? Okay. Expose him! Hey, why don't you pick up our FaceTimes, dickhead? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, why are you facetiming in public

dog sorry we're annoying with our friendship i know well to pull to pull back the curtain we had a nice little saturday to pull back the curtain your boy got a nap off and i missed brett's first facetime okay one the second facetime if i'm being honest i was still napping and when i woke up i thought that it was just the missed one from the first time. And then I saw that it was like 10 minutes ago. And I was like, oh, he FaceTimed me again. Damn. And then I went to a restaurant with Sally's family.

And I was showing somebody something on my phone. And Dave just FaceTimed me like 10 times in a row. So I was just hitting ignore. What did I do? Was that at the restaurant? Must have been at the restaurant. You were blacked out, dude. I was not blacked out. I was not cochina. Right, Brett?

The cochina was tight. Brett, Brett, Brett. You silly bitch. You stupid bitch. Cochina. There was no explanation. No nothing. You could have been somewhere in trouble, Will.

I wasn't. I was in my bed. Yep. I had a Mr. Robot episode playing, and I was napping to it. Home alone, by the way. You could be hung out with your boys every now and then. I know. I'm sorry. Dude, I laidpping to it. Home Alone, by the way. Hey, you could be hung out with your boys every now and then. I know, I'm sorry.

Dude, I laid low this weekend. You know what it is. Oh, but except that you went out to dinner. Will texted me later on and said, my bad. I know I kind of shit the bed on that. He's like, but it was Crankmageddon at my place. That's what he said.

Really? That's not what I said. Were you cranking all weekend? That's not what I said. No, I wasn't. I was watching Mr. Robot and playing FIFA. Tom Crank's movies? Hey, shout out to all the listeners that added me on PS4.

I will say you don't want the smoke right now because I'm on an all-time streak. I played with a couple dudes the other night, and after the second game, I got my Xbox kicked me off. I don't want you guys to think I just bailed. I don't remember y'all's names, but I would never do that. You were losing.

I always give you. You were just getting your ass kicked. You rage quit. You rage quit, Dave. We actually won, I think. Rage quit, Dave. I think I had a pretty bad ratio, though. That sucks.

You make a ratio joke. I'm sorry. How did we get here from sports talk? Esports, we're talking now. Yeah, that's true. It's electronic sporting. Let's transition over to our friends over at Untuckit. Oh, yeah.

You guys ever wonder why traditional button-ups look so long and baggy? Too long, man. Dude, they're always too long. Not at Untuckit, though. It's like you're wearing a parachute. Why are they doing that? Like, are we going to jump out of a plane? I am not a tuck boy.

Everybody knows that about me, David. Yeah. I don't tuck dude i can be sure i can be convinced into talking but like normal normal dress shirts weren't made to be tucked or they weren't made to be untucked luckily untuck it's fixing that and now they are and make no mistake about it it's not just button downs that's what blew my mind the most about them yeah i didn't know like they get you in with the the button downs but they keep you there with the shackets and cardigans and everything like that. Yeah. And guess what, idiot?

We have all these other things you're going to love, too. Like this dope cardigan that I pulled off. You tried to tuck your cardigan in like an idiot. No, I didn't. Come on. Yeah, Dylan showed up and he had his cardigan tucked in. No one's doing that. It's like, dude, no one's doing that.

Oh. Stop. Come on. It's just, it's awesome. I have my shacket i wear it regularly it's a great jacket to just go let rosie out and people are like damn dude where'd you get that i'm like untuck it i'm still getting used to the term shacket yeah it's like just came to be it's a shacket i'm more i just i like saying shirt jacket but i have a lot of people reaching out and they're like hey what's what's up with your shacket? And I'm like, okay, I guess we're using that word now. It's an abbreve.

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for 20% off your first order. They even offer free shipping and free returns on all orders in the U.S. That's U-N-T-U-C-K-I-T.com, promo code STEAM, 20% off your first order. They have good pants, too, actually. It's hard to tuck in pants. Yeah.

Dylan actually wore two pairs of pants and tried to tuck the other one in but i don't think i had something i would do yes hey do you guys want to hear some big news is this your big news that you wouldn't tell us before the podcast yeah i don't know if you guys are ready for this the sabers uh dominated the the red wings yesterday nah man we're not talking about that though no sports sports minutes over, dude. Are you guys ready? Yeah, dude, hit it. So a lot of people said this was never going to happen.

But guess what? This weekend it did. Your boy is officially the owner of a Peloton. Are you serious? Dude. Are you going to vlog? Dude, I think I'm just going to vlog it. You should.

So I have to admit, it hasn't't arrived yet but the order has been placed and it will be here when i get back from the listener meetup now is this for for sally or for both of you well to pull back the curtain dylan you know the answer to pull back the curtain i didn't pull trig on it sally pulled trig she bought it for you so she did the reverse yeah she probably did she's probably just like dude will's to clean it up. Merry Christmas, Will. I need to burn off all the Guinness I drank in London.

Ha. Indeed, lad. What's your username going to be? I don't know. Do you make a username? You have a username? Oh, yeah. Can you add friends and stuff?

Yes. Oh, man. Should I make a fajita boy swag? No. I'm going to change that. If I get into Twitch, I'm going to change it. Please get into Twitch, Dave. And it please get into Twitch Dave and Will

please for the love of God can you Twitch your Peloton rides so can I do rides with like the squad dude are there squad members that I can like

like do stuff with yeah you can squad up do they like FaceTime you while I'm doing it no can I pull back the curtain on Peloton yeah

okay so I'm not gonna name names this is this is fine to they there are agencies that rep them for the for podcast business yeah and uh they will ask kind of like what's the median income for your listeners or something like that right and uh i think that that happened with us and ours wasn't quite there so what i'm telling all the listeners is y'all need to get out there and get that bag yeah because peloton doesn't want our business

right now yeah get that bread y'all are making too little money right now can y'all not ball a little harder yeah like come on they need to just give me a promo code that i can start giving to people promo code sock if it doesn't work then complain to them and be like hey there's this podcast and the promo code's not working for them. Why is this not happening yet? Are you about to get in just crazy good shape? Or what's going to happen? Am I about to be goofy cheeked up?

That's what people are wondering. Dude, your little butt's going to be sore for the first couple of weeks. I already have a sore butt right now, actually. Oh, big weekend. No, I hit a... When I was getting out of the bathtub in London at the hotel, I had knocked my butt on the faucet thing in the bathtub, and I have a giant-ass bruise.

Damn, dude. You have a giant-ass bruise for sure. Yeah. That's tough. Yeah. I have a giant-ass bruise on my giant ass. You should go have it looked at and bleached. I'm kind of excited.

I like doing spin classes just in general, but they just cost so much money, and Sally's like, Will, we can buy this for the price of what it would be and i was like she sold you hard she sold me hard on it so are y'all just gonna get like like couples rides in well now we have to get a new apartment so we can get a peloton room yeah just clean white walls and like just music playing strobe light where are you gonna put it in your apartment dude it hard to say it hard to say we don't really have a big apartment you can't put it in your bedroom or else it just becomes a like a

sweat lodge yeah oh if it goes in the bedroom then like yeah i'm gonna be throwing like shirts on it all the time i don't want to see a bed when i'm working out you know i mean it's just signals to the brain i like to i like to kind of be in my own zone micah's eyes lit up when when he found out since he lives two floors beneath me i think he thinks he's gonna get on that thing there's no way i'm letting micah on my peloton no dude you can't let him i don't need people i don't want to be sitting there playing fifa at like 6 p.m and then have micah just huffing away on my peloton think about the damage he would do with those fucking legs he's micah he's the type of guy that wouldn't even wipe it off either yeah he does put it on he's a sweat boy

there's a big wipe off controversy in my apartment right now a dude called out everyone in the gym that's new there because of the new year for not wiping down their machines and taking phone calls in the gym sometimes you have to take a phone call something wrong with that

sorry for closing deals my man you listen to music anyway who gives wrong with that. Dude, taking fuck, like. Sorry for closing deals, my man. You're listening to music anyway. Who gives a shit? Also, you're in an apartment gym, so. Yeah, like you're not going that hard. Easy, easy, easy. This isn't the Knox dog. Hey, buddy, yesterday I was wearing jeans in the gym.

Jeans, Skechers, and a workout shirt. Full workout. Skechers. Yep. Was it Cooch? It wasn't Cooch. He was mid-40s, early 50s, though. The strongest dude in the

gym is like the 48 year old guy who just got off his shift as a construction worker and he comes in wearing his like wolverines and jeans and like a cutoff tee and he just does bench that's the that's the dude to be afraid of i don't hate that i don't hate that at all dude recently barstool posted on instagram a video of some dude doing some wild ass shit in a Gold's gym. And it's the Gold's. It's on 290. I used to see this guy doing it all the time. It was pretty funny. I was like, what's he doing? It's homeboy. Just stuff

that didn't make any sense. He was hanging on to one of those, what do you call them? With the handles hanging down off the apparatus thing. And he was on a big ball and he was on a big ball, and he was rolling around doing this shit. It's not even a workout.

He just looked like an idiot. But yeah, that's the Gold's Gym on 290 that I used to go to. It was funny. Really? Yeah. I gotta pull that video up. I'll find it for you.

Thanks. Can I Twitch myself Pelotoning? I'm wondering. Yeah, you should. You absolutely should. Also, just mark the logo out, not that they haven't gotten enough. Yeah, drop the bag on us. Yeah, please.

Yeah, I'm going to bleep every time I said Peloton on this. Thank you. Is there a Peloton direct competitor that we can go after? We should go after Mirror. Have you seen Mirror? Oh, I have seen Mirror. No, those are weird. It creeps me sally's done

it before she has a friend that has one and she did it really yeah she said it was kind of cool i don't know how i feel about it no i don't want to look at myself the entire time are you looking at yourself in the mirror yeah you're looking at the mirror and there's like a trainer that appears in like a heads-up display on the mirror okay so it's like a i thought you were just looking at the like a heads up display in the mirror. Okay. So it's like a hot. I thought you were just looking at the trainer the whole time, like in the mirror. I guess they wouldn't call it a mirror then. Yeah.

I'm out on that. I don't, I don't know. Do we, I just, I kind of have my workouts that I do myself. Just go lift. Just go lift and run. You don't need a mirror. Yeah. Where are my mirror cats at? When's the last time you worked out?

Me? Yeah. I took a walk yesterday. Does that count? No. Heart rate? Yeah. Yeah. all my meerkats at when's the last time you worked out me yeah i took a walk yesterday does that count no heart rate yeah uh i like worked out hard hard like went into the gym for the purpose of like lifting free weights probably oh no i don't lift free weights dude last time last time i worked out was definitely just like a treadmill sesh i did three miles probably two and a half three months ago you don't want to i'm of the trump thinking you don't want to give out too much energy when I did three miles probably two and a half, three months ago. I'm of the Trump thinking.

You don't want to give out too much energy when you're young because then it all zaps when you're old. You're like a battery. Yeah. So I'm storing it. You have a finite amount of energy. Yeah. So when I'm older, I want to be in peak physical condition like the Cheeto man. It's a good goal to have.

Well, I'm excited. Thank you. For your Peloton journey. You should absolutely twitch your peloton yeah i'll keep you guys posted uh on my rides might even start doing two a days i don't know if you need to do that nah dude the grind doesn't stop though they really consume some calories hey brett do you want to defend yourself sure adam driver sucks i mean that's you're getting called out it's everybody who's getting

called out or is that somebody else because there's two different names uh oh brent yeah brent's my alter ego i think um no it's it's people generally um backing me in a way they're like yeah he's a weird looking dude but he's a very talented actor also somebody said um shouts to adam driver for serving our country but i don't think that has any influence on his acting chops wow wow dude that's interesting wow do you support the troops yeah you're gonna come on this podcast i support the troops if you go back to a more recent podcast of ours i actually made a a plea for the troops at the end of the episode that you guys tried to cut out. So... I don't know if that's accurate.

No, we didn't try to cut that out. Why would we do that? I wish you would cut it out. Good question. You didn't give us a heads up that you were shouting out the troops first. Joey Gladstone, we were cutting it out. So this...

Cut it out. Noted Red Wings fan. Shortly after the September 11th attacks, driver enlisted in the United States Marine Corps and was assigned to Weapons Company, 1st first battalion first marines as an 81 millimeter mortar man the mortar man i don't know what that is it's a great nickname if you're the mortar man yeah he served for two years and eight months before dislocating his sternum while mountain biking fuck oh my god he was in a mountain biking unit that's kind of tight i didn't know your

sternum could be dislocated. That sounds terrible. I bet that hurt to breathe. He was medically discharged with the rank of Lance Corporal, and then he attended the University of Indianapolis for a year before auditioning again for Juilliard, this time succeeding. So he's not like a... This isn't nepotism.

He earned his way up. Sounds like he did. Sure. Good for him. He's also 6'2". Thank you for your service. this isn't nepotism. Like he earned his way up. Sounds like he did. Sure. Yeah. No, good for him. I mean, he's also six too. Thank you for your service. He just looks and sounds like a guy trying to play his parts.

Wow. Yeah. Wow. And it doesn't go well. I mean, have you ever seen his like black Klansman dude? Yeah. Have you seen black Klansman?

No, I actually, I highly recommend that movie to people. It's a good one. I forgot he was in girls. Is that why you like him soman? No. I highly recommend that movie to people. It's a good one. I forgot he was in Girls. Is that why you like him so much, Will? I hated him at first in Girls. Is he the one who fake ate ass?

No. That's a different dude. I don't think there's anything fake about that. No, his ass was straight up in Alison Williams' butt. Uh-huh. Wait. What? Oh, yeah. His face or ass?

Face. You got to redo that one. His face was in her butt yes that's what i said right yeah and i was like i don't know how that would even oh this was in her but dylan heard it right thank you dylan for hearing me correctly um it doesn't matter it's the time there was face in butt that's what matters here that's all i mean that guy's face was in allison williams but the spirit of what you meant i get it i want to know how they did that like did they put a cloth over his face and then put it in there probably like some swim goggles on probably a little something to block like the you know the the goods back there when he dove in yeah because there was no faking that hard to fake that you think you got to think yeah hard to fake allison williams by the way up there with olivia munn i used to have a big

crush on her but then i got her i got she kind of wore thin on me she's so she's so annoying in girls that i can't separate the character from the human and so like i'm just not sold on it i've never seen it yeah i just pulled up the GIF. He definitely was not faking the positioning of that. I guess props to him, I guess. Maybe he had like a mask on, like a latex mask. Was that before the song? Mask off. Okay.

Red from Half Court. I don't know Brett from Half Court I don't know if I like you and clank sorry I'm reading this this news I'm going to skip ahead to Brett's breaking news

the next Game of Thrones book is being released May 5th why are they doing that is that over because he has to finish the series

yeah some say that's where it went wrong I like I've always said I like the books more than I like the movies alright fuck off that's where it went wrong i like i've always said i like the books more than i like the movies all right fuck off that's that's just my take okay come on do i need to read the i want i've always been the guys like yeah i'm gonna go back and read them and like i don't think i'm gonna do it no i might read the new one though or do audiobook i just want to listen to the to the

podcast that talks about the new book that tells what the differences are from the show. That's all I need. Okay. That's probably what I'll end up doing. Yeah, that's all you need. I don't think there's any case where I can say that I like the movie or like the book more than the movie or the show. Mainly because I don't read that often.

That's surprising. I'm the absolute king of reading half of a book and then not finishing it. Just getting to the good part and then just being like, I'm kind of bored now. Do you skip to the end? No, I used to. When I was just a little guy.

Read the last page and just see what happens. Did y'all have like Cliff Notes and Spark Notes? Oh, yeah. Yeah, but it was more difficult to locate them. You probably had it easy. I had it so easy, dude. Yeah. No, for us, like you had to like go on cliffnotes.com and pay like $19.99.

Oh, fuck. Yeah. No. I definitely did it a couple times with my mom's credit card. Whoa. Bad boy shit. Oh, I remember actually having the physical cliff notes yeah yeah yep actually i had a teacher who once just handed out the cliff notes to like a shakespeare thing i feel bad for some of the books that i did not actually read

like because they're like literary masterpieces and like my dumb ass read well okay i barely read the cliff's notes like i skimmed the cliff's think about this though like so we did all these book reports and stuff right yeah and every kid pretty much did a different book a lot of the time unless it was one that you read like with the class no teacher out there has read all those books like i agree i probably had a teacher that didn't like she probably never read death of a salesman and like my book report probably just meant nothing to her she didn't know if i got all the details right and my details i was getting second hand from some other dude you want to hear some one of the scum this isn't scummy this is either genius or scummy this is my seventh it

could be both this is no ninth grade the dave ruff autobiography genius or scum uh this is like ninth grade english like pre-ap or whatever i don't know which one it was and there was a book i remember i didn't really read it i read the cliff's notes and on the test there was a question and it said it was like something in the in the vein of um compare symbolism in this to symbolism in the Bible. It was something that asked about the Bible and I didn't know. So I responded with, uh, I'm unable to answer this.

I feel that, uh, it's an inappropriate question due to the nature of, we are in a public school and asking a question about religion is unfair to those students who may not be well-versed. Damn, you played that card. I did. Boom.

And she, my teacher, Ms. Williams, I remember she called me up and she said, you're right, but she was so disappointed in me. Like, she was definitely, like, sad. She was like, she was, it was like begrudgingly had to tell me, you're right. And I didn't, I don don't know because i think i was this is ninth grade me so i was probably this is early uh new metal dave i was probably that's so woke of you you're a shithead dave to be fair though like it's a pretty good answer yeah it's a very good answer it is good it is you schooled her i feel bad because i feel like after that like

she liked me a lot before and like after after that, our relationship was never the same. We had one teacher. I'm not going to at him, but I used to just write as small as possible and as long of paragraphs as possible on his essay exams because I knew that he was lazy enough to not read if I did that much. And I got an A on every single one.

Hell yeah. There's no way that he was going to go through all my like tiny little writing and like decipher it. I used to be the guy who was like, much and i got an a on every single one hell yeah there's no way that he was going to go through all my like tiny little writing and like decipher it i used to be the guy who was like who are we to decide the symbolism when we keep like it was it was one of those things like a non-answer yeah well absolutely i just feel like i don't want to do this like and then i would just chirp the english teacher and be like why do you think you know exactly what the symbolism of the author is here like him i always was real like i would get but like, when the car wouldn't start,

that was just symbolic of their relationship. I would just make shit up. Like, uh, okay. I don't know if, it's just one of those things

where there's not a wrong answer. I just read, I read, uh, Catcher in the Rye, front to back. Probably the only book I read front to back

in high school. So any like standardized test where you had to write an essay, I would just always compare everything to Catcher in the Rye because I knew I could knock it out of the park. And it worked like a charm. in high school. So any standardized test where you had to write an essay, I would just always compare everything to Catcher in the Rye because I knew I could knock it out of the park. And it worked like a charm.

But I could never do it for the same class because I'd be fucked. Did you ever read Johnny Tremaine? No. That sounds like a fucking great hockey player. Oh, yeah, Johnny Tremaine. Great hockey player. Is he related to Guy?

He's just a... No, that was Guy Germain. Just a beast on the blue line. Yeah, terrible book. Will, I thought you were anti-standardized tests. I am. Oh, for real? Mainly because I suck at them. Oh, okay. I'm probably the worst test taker in this room.

Did you have extra time? No, no. I was always a smart kid in class, but standardized tests, I definitely did not score like the smart kid in class, but like I standardized test. I would definitely did not not score like the smart kid in class. Okay. Fucking idiot over here. Dave's teachers was a part of the the one million moms group on Facebook that is going after Burger King currently.

Why? What does this thing do? Is it because they're serving meatless burgers? No, they said one of their slogans in an ad was damn. That's good and they're coming after them over the use of damn in a commercial damn that's not good no it's not well get it so they're um just generating more publicity for burger king by making a stink out of this but can you imagine having to explain to your kid dylan you can relate to this like what the word

damn means and that's just gotta be tough like how do you tell your kids what damn is does the homie know any swear words oh yeah he called uh he said ass i told you all that yeah chicken butt he definitely knows some other ones he's just not unleashing them yet i i mean to him stupid is a bad word like he's he's called me out for saying stupid. I go, that's stupid. You can't say that's a bad word. All right, dog. Okay.

But no, he didn't know the actual bad ones yet. He called me a bitch-ass white boy the other day. That didn't happen. I was like, what were you doing, though? I was just driving him to dinner. You're doing that Pizza Hut buffet. He hit you with that? Do you put him in the front seat with just the normal seat belt and stuff? Yeah, I don't have a car seat. Yeah. I was driving him to dinner. You're doing that Pizza Hut buffet. He hit you with that?

Do you put him in the front seat with just like the normal seatbelt and stuff? Yeah, I don't have a car seat. Yeah. Please don't do that. He's fine. I turned the airbag off. That's nice of you. Isn't that what you're supposed to do?

Right? That's the thing. Yeah, that's why whenever I take him in my car, I don't have to bother because the airbag on that side doesn't work. We'll just bounce his little head off your dashboard when you hit the brakes real hard. That's fine. I take him in my car, I don't have to bother because the airbag on that side doesn't work. We'll just bounce his little head off your dashboard when you hit the brakes real hard. That's fine. I make him wear a helmet.

He wears my old hockey Joe. How quick is your dad arm? I got good dad reflexes. Yeah. Nothing happened to that dude. He's in good hands. You're like the Allstate of dads. Sure.

And Allstate in high school. Aw, damn. Man. You wearing a stay in high school. Oh, damn. Man. You wearing a helmet in Breck? I don't know. I'm undecided. You're wearing a helmet.

I'm making sure I'll be wearing a helmet. I'm sorry. I have too much of a financial investment in your future to not wear a helmet. Like, please wear a helmet. I'd feel like a dickhead

if I didn't, I think, because everyone wears a helmet. You have to wear a helmet, Dylan. I'm not wearing a helmet. I'm just putting that out there. Really? You think, because everyone wears a helmet. You have to wear a helmet, Dylan. I'm not wearing a helmet. I'm just putting that out there. Really? You're going to wear one? Probably.

You have to. I'm literally making you. I got a kid, man. That's true. I got to protect myself. If Brett doesn't want to wear one because he wants to let that hair go in the wind,

that's fine. I want to watch that kid grow up. You know what I mean? That's fair. Should I wear a headband and just let the hair go? I've got a good headband. Shouts to Douchebag Pete. I should probably return that to him. I've got a really good headband. It's a headband and just let the hair go. I've got a good headband.

Shouts to Douchebag Pete. I should probably return that to him. I've got a really good headband. It's a Coors Light one. It's kind of tie-dye looking. Velcro on the back. Keep an eye out. Made by Bula.

It's tight. You know a lot about this headband. Yeah. For most of your skis, you're going to be selling them. We were thinking about recreating them and selling them. Oh, okay. Yep. Thought there could be a market there. Turns out there wasn't. Did we? No, no. This is my buddy and I. Oh, okay. Yep. There could be a market there. Turns out there wasn't.

Did we? No, no. This is my buddy and I. Oh. Are you bringing a BTS? What a dumbass question. Good intro to our new segment. I'm going to bring a...

I'm bringing a toothbrush too. Yeah, like... Yeah. Like, I'm going to bring a... I'm bringing a toothbrush, too. Yeah, like... Like, am I going to pack shoes? What else are you going to do? Probably some underwear. Yeah, you dumbass. What are you doing? I feel like...

I don't even know how to spell that new segment. The scene from Step Brothers all over. Are bonito fish big? Did you see a 17-year-old discover a planet 6.9 times larger than Earth? On the third day of his internship with NASA. You're looking at the RT from Jake? Yeah. I did see that.

That was pretty amazing. This guy said he needs to discover some bitches. He called the planet some bitches he looks a little dorky as you can imagine the joke here is that this guy doesn't get any of the

ladies yeah because he's too busy discovering planets that's sick shout out to him yeah he's staring in the telescope and I'm staring at his girl

through the telescope you gotta think being 17 and getting an internship at NASA. You got to be pretty bright, right? Yeah. Do you think he found that planet before and like put it on his application? And they were like, all right, we should probably hire him now.

So we can, we can also claim this. It's his planet. Does he get to name it? Well, what if he names it? He was just watching the golden globes, right? Oh God. Damn it. All right.

Some, some of height. Oh, this is a large breast joke. Yeah. Oh, God damn it. All right. Selma Hyatt? Oh, this is a large breast joke. Oh, I get it. I get it. Full circle. So he's 17, so he gets to name it. Does he name it like

Boneromida or something? He should. Hey, can we DM him and see if he can let us name it? Yeah. What's his app? We don't know. He probably doesn't have one he's probably like deep into 4chan i don't know if that's right i'm sorry can someone make a book cover of dave dave's

autobiography what do you call it what's the connection wasn't it genius or genius or genius or scum i don't want that it would be a shame now it's definitely gonna happen yeah it'd be a shame if someone did that yep right do you have any breaking news for us before we head out of here for the monday no well uh as a matter of fact i don't mostly just because i broke everything during the podcast oh perfect which was awesome game of thrones and cory booker that's about it and the sabers whooping up on the red wings last night dude sabers stars thursday night can't wait i'm i'm very excited to have y'all experience a Stars game. I think it's going to be fun.

If we get on the Jumbotron, mark my words, I will be dabbing. Everybody have their move. No, actually, I'm going to be Vossie bopping. All right, I'm going to rapid dab. I'm going to be Vossie bopping. What is that? If you would listen to my thug plug just one time, I will show you how to Vossie bop. Oh, yeah.

Okay. I need to look into that. The chorus says, my brothers don't dab, we just Vossi bop. So in my world, dabbing is maybe on the outs. What's the country of origin? Vossi bop?

Yeah. England? Where all the hood shit starts? Are we doing another segment of... The lads. I don't even know how to spell that segment. I'm either going to drop down and get my eagle on, or I'm going to pop, lock, and drop it.

It's one of the two. No one's pop, lock, and drop anymore. I am stressed about what to wear to this game. You need to just buy a $300 jersey. No, I'm not buying a jersey for a team I'm not a fan of. Dude, you have to do it for content. I don't even know who... You can write it off.

I don't even know what team... Yeah, if I can buy it on the washed credit card, I'll buy a jersey. You have to let me pick it out, though. You guys can pick what it says on the back. Oh. Okay. No. Dylan, what are you going to wear?

I feel like you're going to... Yeah, majority only Dylan is vetoing this. I feel like you're going to swing and a miss with your fit. Probably. Yeah. I'm not wearing a jersey, I'll tell you that. Nor am I wearing Stars or Sabres colors. Oh, this guy is such a... I'm just going to look dope, man.

I'll probably wear boots. Wow. It gets chilly in those arenas, Dylan. Do you want to wear the Arby's polo? No, I'm good, man. How do you wear the Arby's polo? No, I'm good, man. Odds you wear the Arby's polo? 1 in 14 million. Wow.

That's just astronomical. At least you're the same odds Dave did. He did 1 in 40, I believe. No, 60. That was really silly on my part. All right, 1 in 60. Dylan, you have to wear the Arby's polo. No, I have to accept terms before we play the game.

Do 1 in 600. Okay. All right, ready? 1, terms before we play the game. Do one in 600. Okay. All right, ready? One, two, three, 237. Oh, that's close. That's close. I think it adds up. I think I have to wear it.

Darn. Oh, that's fun. We're having fun now. Let's get out of here. Yeah, it's time. Yeah, the second we start having fun is the second the episode needs to end. So let's call it a day. It was a good Monday.

I'm feeling good about it. Good Monday. i'm just gonna say this friday cannot get here soon enough wow thursday can't either though i'm excited hey how one one last thing how are we getting to dallas ubering probably vehicle we're gonna we're not gonna fly i don't we're gonna uber it's not yeah We're going to Uber. It's not. Yeah, we're going to Uber. Okay. It's expensive. I mean, for real though, how are we getting there? No clue. We'll probably just take a car.

We're going to take somebody's car? Probably. Okay. It seems like the most cost effective. Dude, let's get a party limo. I thought, well, there was Von Lane talking one shit. Von Lane is $200 round trip per person. Then let's not do that. So it's probably not the smartest way to travel.

We should definitely take a party bus. That's a good call. It's not the worst call. We just party the whole way up there? Partying through like Waco where it slows down? Dude, that's too much partying.

Who's got the aux though? You can't do three seconds in one podcast. Dave doesn't even listen to the radio in his new car anymore. He just puts a Bluetooth speaker in the cup holder and just blasts. Oh, why do you do that? It's so weird.

It's just better sound. It hits different. It hits the ears. Eardrums just popping and locking and dropping. Hey, we'll see you guys tomorrow for our Bachelor Recap on patreon.com slash juggling back podcast. Yeah, that's it.

Dylan, you should wear your apple bottom jeans, boots with the fur. Maybe I will, Dave. Bye. Bye.