Circling Back - Giga Fest, Vegas Randy, & Drive-Thru Mayhem

Episode Date: April 11, 2022

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All right, we're back. Circling Back Podcast coming to you live from the lodge. Presented by Vizzy Hard Seltzer, the only hard seltzer with vitamin c and superfruit acerola my name is will to freeze to my right david that boy rough i've got some bad news for you um i hate to start the pod off on a negative but tish has filed for a divorce from billy ray cyrus wow how are we going to recover from that? After nearly 30 years of marriage. Hasn't she filed for divorce from him before? Um, it hard to say they have five kids together, including Miley and Noah. Cyrus is no, who's the, doesn't she have a sibling that's trying to be a musician as well? I remember from like rock and new year's Eve, she brought out a family member

who was not as talented. I don't know. I hate to say this, but even if she does have a sibling that's trying to do that, like, I'm going to give her the Jamie Lynn Spears tag before anything. Just say, like, all right, she's just kind of on the coattails. Don't really need to care about her until she does something good. I've got some good news. What? Do you want some tea? Spill it, dog. Okay. I'm thirsty.

Okay. Chris and Liam Hensworth were at Soho House yesterday and they were with their family and they tipped 40% per du mois. Wow. Is this in Austin or is this somewhere else? I'm assuming it's not Austin. Oh, that's a bummer. Anytime I see just Soho House, I assume it's either New York or... That's probably fair. A lie. Yeah, we can't have two guys of... If that much man meat is walking around Austin, Texas, we're all in trouble. Yeah, that's a problem.

I would love to see Chris Hemsworth in person. I'm sure a lot of people at home would as well. He's a beautiful man thor is if if you're gonna file for divorce against billy ray cyrus okay back to this doing it after the old town road remix is definitely the time to do it like if she's been if she's been with him for this long like she at least is going to benefit probably a little bit more from this divorce than she would have a couple of years ago. I agree.

I don't know what the laws look like. And I believe Tennessee is where they filed. But, oh, here we go. In the divorce docs obtained by TMZ, like to credit them for breaking this. Tish says the couple hasn't lived together for more than two years and lists irreconcilable differences as the reason for the split she's asking the court to equally distribute all marital assets i mean i would too yeah you got to get that uh old town road money he was completely not needed on that

song no but he made it he made it go from being a popular song in meme format to just being even such a big meme that we couldn't deny it. It was an undeniable meme. You just can't deny Randy. I was actually going through that tweet from, I think it was, what magazine was it that was doing the tweet? Like favorite rapper of all time and stuff like that xxl yeah i just had lil nas x for all mine except for except for overrated i had dylon for all of mine yeah yeah yeah i was going through and i realized that like i only listened to like three rappers at this point so it's hard for me to even go through and say these things i'm glad

we're not doing that because i need some time to think on it because that's that's a classic and this happens a lot on this podcast because stuff just comes up. I'll say something and then I'll think about like, man, I should have said this and I'll be mad about it for a week that I didn't like say something cooler. Yep. Yep. I got some more news. Uh, per du moi skeet at Nobu Malibu alone, picking up food, driving Kim's Maybach. I saw that one with no security detail, correct? No security. Odd note. I kind of enjoy the fact that he's just like driving around her baller ass cars,

picking up high end sushi alone. Like that sounds like a great existence. All right. Last one. That really does. Like, I mean, he's look, he's, he's really done it. Like, I mean, he's, look, he's, he's really done it. I mean, we can't say anything new about Pete Davidson and Kim Kardashian that hasn't already been said, but like seeing them on the red carpet for the first time together, just kind of blew my mind a little bit.

It's like this scraggly dude from Long Island who is only on SNL at this point because of the people that he dates. Like he's just getting all the love in the world. He wasn't even on last night's episode. Like, the dude's just not doing anything. Yeah, he's kind of killing it. Apparently, Lorne will just let him do anything he wants on the show. He's one of those personalities that you can't really manage. He can no longer be managed. I know SNL sucks, and I watched last night where Jake Gyllenhaal performed.

I don't know why they did this, but every single skit that where Jake Gyllenhaal performed. I don't know why they did this, but every single skit that involved Jake Gyllenhaal had a song in it. They were just singing the entire time. I don't do musicals. You and Dylan don't do musicals famously. I'll do Encanto, but I don't, I don't fuck with,

I don't fuck with like random acts of song. Hey, um, I've got a Dallas tie in last one last one spotted at nyc carbone tonight justin and hayley bieber this was last night yeah what's the deal with carbone why is everyone excited they're getting a carbone in dallas is this place supposed to be torch or what it's it's like i think i don't know the merits of the food but in the pop culture world the you know the tmz my world basically the Dumois,

the TMZ people who are dialed. Yeah. Um, in that world, it's very, it comes up quite a bit. People are, Oh,

he was at Carbone last night. Oh, Carbone. He got the carbon era at Carbone. Is it a Italian restaurant? It's Italian. And they just got one in Dallas. Do they have steak there?

I bet they've got steak on the menu. I mean, if it's a douchey steakhouse or italian restaurant like i kind of feel like we need to do it oh i'd like to try okay i would absolutely when it opens in dallas let's do a dallas meetup we'll go to carbone the night before for the company dinner and then we'll roll into the meetup the next day that has big randy won't enjoy the food vibes randy ordering a t-bone and getting mad at them for not having it? Randy's going to be like, I kind of just got Fazali's. Yeah. Why don't we just go to Fazali's?

I mean, Olive Garden? Olive Garden place. That's not something he says. Why are we making him sound like J-Bone? I don't know. I don't know. I'm from the Midwest. Yeah, his voice isn't that high today. Randy's got a grumbly post-Vegas voice right now. He's not as bad as I thought he would be, but

he's still bad. Dylan's worse. No, you missed him. The squad's in disarray right now. He's not as bad as I thought he would be, but he's still bad. Dylan's worse. No, you missed him. So the squad's in disarray right now. Why does this always happen? I got in five minutes late to work and Dave, you weren't here yet. That means I was really late. When I got in, Randy was in like peak goofy hungover, like doesn't have any brain capacity mode. Like almost questioning if he drove in today. Yeah. Like why? Yeah. Like,

like the drive today was, he was an absolute missile going down the highway, just like scaring people. You were scared behind the wheel. He's not denying right now. We'll get more. He's not intoxicated. No,

he's sober right now, which is good. Do you, have you taken an early bird today? That's, are we allowed to talk about that randy will frequently not frequently but he will often take a just bust out an early bird in the morning i'll do a midday early bird every once in a while sometimes you gotta do the creative shit in the afternoon it's nice to have that little buzz i'm not judging i just i've just become such a it's become part of my night routine that i worry if i started taking it during the day my my body would like be like, oh, I guess it's time to wind down

and go to bed. Oh, that's fair. Early bird gets the worm, Randy says. Yeah, Randy, you're not on mic right now. You're just talking. Really cool note. That tells us how good Randy feels right now. Hey, Dylan's got a cold or something.

Yeah, Dylan's out. If you haven't figured that out by now. I would have bet money that it was the flu, but it is not. He's tested negative, I guess. Is this HIPAA? Pardon me to all the HIPAAs out there. He does not have the flu. He does not have the COVID-19 virus.

Can we even – we can't get in trouble for HIPAA violations. We're not even doctors or anything, right? No, it's just my favorite thing that – I think Dak prescott famously in a press conference and somebody asked if he'd been vaccinated he goes uh i think that's hippa like if you ask him if you have to write down hippa like i if you asked me told me to write down what like hippa violation i wouldn't even know the correct like format it's just getting doxxed by your doctor yeah or something no it's very complicated we

can do a one-off on patreon where i explain the hippa that's fine just give me like six months to prepare well weren't you gonna do a thing on patreon where all the patrons send you their legal questions and then you trudge through them all and give your legal advice yeah i really i was that would that'd be a really good pod. When people's apartment complexes don't want to give them their deposit back, they could stop texting me. Hey, they're trying to raise my rent like 15%. I know. It's fucked. Turns out landlords are often shitty. Yeah, who would have thought? Who would have thunk?

Oh, man. Let's get into it. Yeah, well, we wish Dylan well uh best of luck in his recovery i don't know kind of a red flag that dylan's sick he's during uh moving week that's true this entire week is basically saturday at the masters it was i feel like i feel like when we moved when i was in like elementary school or high school like i feel like my mom was on vacation or had something to do the entire time she's gonna listen to this and call me and be like that's a lie that's a lie you want to know a fun fact about me what um when we moved

when we moved back to the united states uh we moved to duncanville we lived in one house my parents still live in it never moved that's i mean i'm jealous i don't get to like i don't even get to refer to my my childhood bedroom when i go back at this point because i'm jealous i don't get to like i don't even get to refer to my my childhood bedroom when i go back at this point because i'm just sleeping in some random bedroom it's um it's cool but like if they were to sell it which i think they are considering i don't know that's going to be a tough day yeah yeah i don't have to deal with that at this point if my parents move at this point like it doesn't matter at all and i'm the kind of i'm the kind of person who will five years from now drive by the old house and like and if it's not in not saying it's like a in super nice condition

but if it's like you know looking bad i'm gonna be upset by it i'm not gonna go knock on the door and be like hey can i take guys can i take a tour of this three two you're gonna be listening to like olivia rodrigo driver's license just driving by her old house just crying probably that's a very real possibility if you know me she was on my most played spotify last year i could sometimes i blame sally for some of my spotify stuff but i can't i can't blame that one it still goes my wrapped when that drops uh at the end of the year it's i gotta do some work because what i'm listening to now is or it's it's just potentially just embarrassing i need to get some uh i need to get some songs off the list at this that's what i'm saying like i have some songs that i know are gonna pop up and i'm not gonna want to hear them

in december like yeah it's not good. This is not, this should not be embarrassing, but y'all are going to ask like, dude, why, why, what spawned this Rihanna phase? Really? Well, first of all, Rhodes, when he get, look, he has like the, the kids songs. There's a kid's playlist, like the wiggles and then his favorite songs, bubbles in the bathtub. Everybody knows that that that slaps but i like to put on some upbeat stuff and one day i was like man what would he like and i was just like rihanna i put on like and he did does like

it do you think that's because she's pregnant and you think that like she might just be putting out mom vibes i don't know how he would possibly know that information um i mean though this is this is her deep cuts this is way back not deep but you know our old stuff which go back go through the this is rihanna's playlist you'll be like dude i forgot she has so many hits she is so she's a hit machine dude um the second i saw pwned to replay i was, she's going to be a star. Don't be shocked when Rude Boy's top five for me. I don't know what we're doing on Patreon tomorrow. Usually we talk this out with the whole squad when we're in. So we're either doing Worst Of tomorrow or we're doing Dad Pod.

Either way, send in your Worst Of stories to worstof at washmedia.com or you can head over to washmedia.com. Just click on the Worst Of logo. Or if you want to go submit some dad questions, you can still do that. Washmedia.com slash submit is where you do that. Either way, I'll be putting out social stuff later. Leave a voicemail. We're recording voicemails early this week as it is moving week at Washed Media.

888-618-4422. Again, 888-618-4422. Getting it out would be tactical. Dave, I did not queue up any reviews. Do you want me to queue up the reviews right now? Only they're positive i'm doing pause via only today let's see i'm feeling pretty positive unless it's a hilarious bad review i did win my family masters yesterday so i i feel pretty good about that uh it's the first time in the 11 year history that i've ever won so i'm very happy family masters they do a pool do you guys do a draft we do a draft it's a

very small pool so all of our teams are absolutely stacked and we have the combined low score and then we all or no the combined uh team score that we go by and then the individual winner whoever selected them how many always get a green jacket this year we had six people wow yeah big big and you know that's why it's amazing that I've never won in 11 years. Yeah. You'd think you'd stumble into one. You have two opportunities to win. How many years? 11. So that's 22 opportunities that I've squandered until yesterday. Scotty Chef though. Yeah, he did. He won the masters. All right. Are you ready for, ready for the reviews? And yeah, I am. Okay. This is a good one. Someone said my favorite circling back moment, and I hate to break this to them am okay this is a good one someone said my favorite

circling back moment and i hate to break this to them but this is actually a touching bass moment when kodak black released a five second snippet of his next single featuring steel drums and the three hosts talked about it for a month straight never in my life as i anticipated anything more i think i think somebody left a voicemail about that they're like they like, hey, remember when y'all were obsessed with that? Why? It wasn't even a good song. What was the deal there? Because it was the video.

The snippet went hard. The snippet in the video. Was it Kodak? Who was it? Was it Kodak Black? And he's doing this little, just fun little dance. And for one reason or another, we couldn't get past it. And looking back on it, the song ended up not being good.

No, it stunk. Our next review is from something I can't read. It says, Mamma Mia. It says, Dylan has never been funnier than when he does his Elizabeth Holmes voice. It is so stupid, it's funny. It's like hearing a toddler curse. You wish it hadn't happened, but you might as well enjoy it. I've gotten several reviews from just people saying that they enjoy the Elizabeth Holmes voice way too much.

When I've seen that feedback, I always thought people were... Kidding? They were kind of just like, yeah, they were throwing a shot at Dylan. Just because I think it's that bad. But it sounds like the people like it. So. Well, this one's from a future M. Wid.

I don't know what that means. It says blessed by the guys. My boyfriend introduced me to this pod and now I'm forever in his debt. I now have made everyone I know listen to this pod on road trips. So they will also get into it. My only critique is I wish they did an episode every single day so I could enjoy it every morning with my bing bong. Well, I'd like to continue living life

we do patreon like too so you know you can go sign up there for everyday episodes my people who do the guys who do radio shows like five days a week same time slot and like it's amazing to me we can easily do that we could we do do that dave we do an episode literally every day except for saturday but ours are so much more freestyle. Just having that structure, maybe it's better. She also concluded this review by saying, P.S. Huge Dave fan, unstoppable wit, unstoppable mustache. This is a young lady?

Yeah. Hello. We also got one. Spoken for. This one, I don't think this guy's very happy with us okay shaft 12 he said shaft 12 shaft 12 oh shop i don't know it's a long time lister but it's getting boring and repetitive oh and your bit madness tradition is so so unbearable let's mix it up fellas i got i can talk about bit madness you want to talk about bit madness. You want to talk about bit madness? Let's break down bit madness. I'll be completely transparent.

I bit madness is not my favorite. I like bit madness. You do like it, but I know that the vast majority of our listeners really like bit madness. That's evident in the feedback that we get. There is a vocal minority that does not like it. And I understand there why they don't like it, but I it's, it's, it's fun. It's, it is fun. And I don't mind doing it. I don't mind talking about it. It's just, here are my two things. If we put it behind the paywall and people paid for it and complained about it, I might care more. it behind the paywall and people paid for it and complained about it i might care more it's free content uh two uh bit madness is traditionally some of the highest listened to episodes that we do which tells me that people enjoy it that that is probably evidence a uh the

based on the numbers alone i ride with bit madness because bit madness rides with us and i have kind of come around on the idea that like if you're relatively new and you we say a lot of dumb shit that's inside jokes it's not i guess that's kind of the the chemistry thing and a good way to get caught up into that is is bit madness um it's kind of like binging something that you've never seen before but eventually you'll fall into it and start understanding it's like you, you walk in and your friends are already watching a movie on the couch and you're like, ah, I guess I'll just stick around for the last hour of it. And then you're, you, you eventually understand what's going on. It's like when you show up at Randy's

birthday party and, um, your friend will didn't get invited for some reason. And all the guys are dressed up in costumes that have fake names. And you just wore what you would normally wear out. And they're also blacked out. And you're not. You had a glass of wine with dinner. It's kind of like that. And then I'm the guy who complains about Bit Madness online and then doesn't actually participate in it. That is, yeah.

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There's no more taboo on testicles no dave what'd you get into this weekend oh um sheesh i watched i i was real there's a tournament on uh once a year the masters oh yeah and seen that i was freaking dialed I couldn't stop watching it. Watched a lot of golf here. Watched a lot of golf at home. Went and got some alterations for something. Got a wedding coming up. Wow. Not my own.

And didn't do much. Saturday rolled around. Went to Dylan's master's party. That's looking very sus right now. A little worried about that. Yeah. Dylan might be doing a solo episode on Wednesday. Yeah.

Fingers crossed. You and I tomorrow are going to be like, how's your throat getting a little scratchy? Like, I'm not feeling very well. Dylan's going to be on the mend and we're just going to be out. He's going to have, yeah. At best, he may have low energy will and dave but um yeah i i did that i went home parlayed that into a ufc it was a big sports day on saturday more

more of that on too much dip which will be uh the dave and kj show today if i would have structured my sunday differently i think it could have been an all-time sports day for me if i would have woken up and left my phone in the bedroom, I could have watched the Australian Grand Prix. Which was on at midnight, right? Which was on at midnight. So I could have watched the recording the next morning. I could have rolled that straight into Liverpool Man City, which was essentially the Super Bowl of the EPL season so far. And then I could have rolled that straight into the Masters and never moved. And then I could have gone Austin FC right after the Masters if I wanted to. Unfortunately, I didn't do any of that.

I just watched the soccer game and then lightly watched the masters Saturday or excuse me, Sunday, very productive morning. We went for a walk on a trail. There's a, there's a, there's some trails near our place that we've for whatever reason, never explored. And we got roads, put them in his like alpha stroller. The one that's got the off-road tires got Randy. We're like, all right, we're going to walk down there. Ended up being like a four mile deal. And it was one of those ones where like, we're going and I'm like, I don't really know where this thing ends. And like, do we know there was a couple of moments where we had to check the phone. Were you worried about just getting stranded out there? The only thing I was worried about is like roads eventually, like not wanting to be out

there and freaking out or Randy just being like very tired. Yeah. This particular trail is near a highway that's relatively above it. Not relatively. It is above it for part of it. And the sound of the, of the cars going by was spooking Randy. And so I was having to calm him down, uh, for quite a while, but we did that. That was a, that was a good time. Good walk, nice Sunday walk in the sun, get some vitamin D. Then I went home went home and uh mowed the lawn wow and uh randy i edged did a little edging

also a neighborhood kid came by with a rake and said he was looking to earn a little extra money and he wanted to rake leaves and i was like um i felt bad i was like okay didn't you tell him yes you could he could do it for like 20 bucks and then once he was done you locked your door and put the shades down he did no he he raked the leaves uh it took him about 10 minutes and he got his uh payment in cash he did not accept ethereum that's kind of soft yeah that's what i said i was like dude anyway i was just like you know that was unnecessary but i hope i taught that young man a valuable lesson about you know just an honest and honest buck an honest day of work 10 minutes

of work raking my leaves everyone loves a good leaf rake in april i don't like raking i don't even think i own a rake the only place i rake is on the baseball diamond fuck yeah watched the tony hawk doc last night more on that later i really wish you would have watched it i know dave i to be honest i didn't i didn't i didn't intend to not watch it last night that was all i wanted to do and i ended up falling asleep very early last night all i will say is i plan on watching half it's only two hours i plan on watching the first half then going to bed early instead i was just like you know what i'm gonna see this thing through the soundtrack for the documentary is amazing can't wait i can't wait it is and it's not going to be your tony hawk pro skater soundtrack it is going to be a completely unique thing part of the reason i

haven't watched it yet because i've just been re-watching there will be blood soundtrack it's going to be a completely unique thing part of the reason i haven't watched it yet because i've just been re-watching there will be blood and it's taking me forever that's a very different genre not a documentary at all actually it's a drama it's made me want to go full mustache you want to trade i'll get rid of mine you can go mustache i just really want to do it he just looks so cool isn't it kind of a gimmicky mustache like if you had it today i guess all mustaches are gimmicky this is huge yeah yeah yours is yours is kind of incognito like it's it's like not a bit mustache if i had his mustache people would be like okay this guy's doing a bit yeah the guys who have it and like twirl it out like the raleigh fingers yeah all right come on i had a mat so i'm glad you brought up your

productive morning because i'm gonna center my this weekend in fun uh around my productive ass saturday morning are you ready for this woke up saturday morning let the dog out played a little fetch got her got her a little riled up this guy's on fire had some time to kill before i uh had to get the day started so what did i do i went to the liquor store and i decided to re-up on everything i was low on so i could have a full liquor cabinet you guys do cabinet or bar cart i do cabinet we don't have a bar cart we don't either at this point i'm not going to get one either because the kid the kid i've wanted a bar cart for years and it's not like they're that expensive i don't know why we didn't buy one, but now I was ready to pull trig after seeing Dylan's and Alyssa was like, Rhodes is just going to immediately go to that.

And I'm like, yeah, you know what? You're absolutely right. He's going to shatter a $60 bottle of whiskey. And then you're going to wonder why you ever thought this was a good idea. Rhodes got into the Espolon. Yep. He's obviously on one again. We, we, we had to re-up our margarita supplies as well as our martini supplies so i i went and just did that all in one swoop because i figured it would be better to do it and just take that take that in the shorts right there as opposed to going back so now i'm just i'm just suited and booted ready to party you suited root booted and ready to party when are you gonna have people over or is this all for for um no little mons no this is just for me this is just for me

and anyone that comes into my domicile then as i was going to the as i was going to liquor store i was like why is there so much damn traffic down by my place and i realized there's a car show going on so i did i did what every dad does and i went to the car show alone and just kind of stood there with my hands in my pockets nodding that's sick yeah it was a fer It was a Ferrari car show. You familiar with these things? They were sweet, beautiful machinery. Yeah. Nothing makes you want to like, like question your finances more than going to a Ferrari car show and wondering why you don't have one. Yeah. I think about that often. They didn't have price tags on them as they were not for sale, but if they did, I would have been very intrigued. What do the owners do when they're're they just kind of stand there like yep i think they just stand there proud like i to be honest

the one thing about car shows that i don't want to deal with is i don't want to really talk to people about their cars i just want to look at them yeah because it would be really clear within the first 30 seconds that i'm not a car guy yeah i would i would just be like whoa what year yeah right on oh sick um what kind of engine cool you have a cd player yeah does this have a tape player yeah cool how many miles are on it it's not equipped with bluetooth technology is it like yeah it would take it would take all of two sentences of me asking him questions before they're like yeah you're a fucking dumbass did you fall in love with a girl at the car show? I don't hate what you're doing, but I also don't love what you're doing.

Dylan would hate it. That's in honor of him. I also had seven tacos this weekend. Okay. So I'm going to rank my tacos again. This is Will's taco ranking. Okay. All the tacos I had were wonderful and I would recommend any of them, but this is the official ranking of Will's Tacos from the weekend, okay?

In my number three spot, getting the bronze medal, Cisco's Muni Golf Course, their Carne Asada taco plate. Okay. Very good. What do you get with the plate, rice and beans? Rice and beans, baby. Can you go double rice if you want to? I'm sure you could.

They don't seem like they have too many people overseeing the operation there. My number two tacos for the weekend, getting the silver medal where the Otto's from taco deli, they just hit different. The Otto's a great taco. I've become a big bean in the breakfast taco guy. Yeah. Yeah. That's kind of a game changer.

I mean, then why do you go double rice instead of like beans all the time? I don't know. I know it's, it's. It's weird with me. I'm quite the paradox. You never know which Dave's going to show up. Is it Bean Dave or Double Rice Dave? Bean Dave's different. There's Double Rice Dave.

There's Double Down Dave. Some say they're the same person. My number one taco for the weekend goes to David Ruff and Valentina's. I don't know if you anticipated getting the number one spot, but when Dave shows up with Tex-Mex barbecue, you know, it's over for all the hoes.

Yeah. I didn't want to say anything, but that was part of my Saturday morning also hit gym. Then I went to Valentina's line was long. Luckily it was a lot of groups and 30 minutes in line, waited 20 minutes was under an hour. That was a dub, had headphones in, listened to a podcast. It was fine. But yes, I did.

They've got this thing called the Max Pack. Pound of chicken fajita, pound of beef fajita, and a pound of brisket. Oh, I'm following you. And you get some sides with that too and a bunch of tortillas. Good tacos. And I know some people were a little worried because like, they don't give you like sour cream, your traditional taco bar. Shredded cheese that some people could only eat. A lot of people, a lot of people, unfortunately will. But yeah, I'm glad you liked those. That was a nice little treat. I enjoyed them. Well, unfortunately after my diet,

it's time for me to get on my FitBod grind again. You know what I'm saying? Wow. Transitions. We'd all love to lift our great grandkids over our heads and kick soccer balls without blowing our backs out. And your long-term goals start with short-term results. And FitBod, yeah, their plans are the best course to becoming your badass grandparents someday.

Think about that, Dave. Every workout you do today, you're setting yourself up for success in the future. That's how I think about it. It's an investment in yourself. I've never wanted to be a gym person. I've never wanted to go to the gym and do that kind of stuff, which is why FitBot is just great because no matter your goals or experience level, FitBot finds your next best workout with their six-week plans. They have no shortcuts, no bullshit. FitBot's innovative algorithm learns your goals and experience level, and then crafts a personalized training regimen to you. I mean, there are no shortcuts in fitness, David. No. They don't allow you to have those. In small

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walking with rosie every day and then a bunch of people were like oh man have a tough weekend oh do a little walking huh yeah it's like cool get out of here yeah that's tough yeah i'm on my fitbot grind though build your fitness habits and become a better version of yourself with fitbot Tough weekend. Oh, we're doing a little walking, huh? Yeah, it's like, cool, get out of here. Yeah, it's tough. Yeah, I'm on my FitBod grind, though. Build your fitness habits and become a better version of yourself with FitBod. Get 25% off your subscription or try out the app free when you sign up now at FitBod.me slash Steam. That's 25% off your subscription when you sign up today at FitBod.me slash Steam. We're going to hear about this guy's weekend? Oh, we're going to hear about it eventually.

steve we're gonna hear about this guy's weekend oh we're gonna hear about it eventually i'm gonna make him sit here though and it's like randy's just got a film over him right now the vegas stink have you showered he showered he said no you know we got a big week here dave i know i know it's wash media move week. It's big. It's a lot. This week's going to be a moving. Okay. I do think it's a little sus that Dylan's sick during move week. I am going to guess we're not going to see Dylan until Wednesday. That's my guess as well.

I think Wednesday at the earliest. I think he would do. He knows how bad it would look. Even I don't think we would be mad at him Honestly this move Is going to be Relatively simple The hunks are going to do The

The heaviest load lifting And Did you have to figure out How to say that So it didn't sound pervy Correct Okay It's not as fun being pervy

When Dylan's not here Well it's because He's always in the You're actually in his Perp train I know man I'm trying to It's like seeping through my veins right i don't know coursing is a better word seeping seeping is just a bad we should eliminate that from the english language

no i we got easter this weekend and i'm going to dallas at the end of the week and it's just the move it's just i'm i'm got i've got a little bit of moving anxiety even though i again we are not going to be that difficult to have a place to move i feel like you always look around a place and you think like i i love the lodge i've i've grown to love the lodge i've loved it since we moved in it's been a great place for us it was a great first office great starter office for us but it was time to get an actual office this is fine but like but we're looking around here we're like oh it's not gonna be that bad we all you always say that before a move and then guess what it turns out to be that bad that's true that is true um the wires are giving me anxiety

they normally do give me anxiety but like it's a new level now just just thinking about having to wrap those up i'm randy you're not gonna i can see randy like not letting us touch any of this equipment which is probably the right move randy are do we i have i've turned your mic up randy so you can actually speak now sorry uh do you have any concerns going into this move and do you think we're going to be set up for full video come next week on monday when we sit down to record a podcast yeah totally yeah okay you want to go on record? Cause the people are going to come at you. I specifically made sure that we were going to move on a Thursday so that

I had Saturday and Sunday if I needed to, to make sure we were set up for Monday. Wow. You don't have to work on Easter, Randy, just to be crystal clear. Like if we're not set up for video totally on, uh, on Sunday, maybe don't go in on Easter Sunday. Maybe don't go in on Easter Sunday. He shrugs. Yeah, we'll be ready to go. I mean, it'll be a temporary setup because hopefully we'll be building out a set and stuff. So it won't look as good the first couple weeks we're in there.

But big things. I'm trying to think of any great lodge moments we've had. Brett's stand-up movement. I guess that was post-lodge. No. That was COVID, so maybe that was an at-home thing. That was right when we got into the lodge and Brett implored everyone to stand up every once in a while during COVID. My favorite lodge moment was when we hired Randy and then we couldn't work with him for like a year in person or something how long did we go remote six at least six months i don't know dude all that time just blurs together at this point i have no idea like how long we were i didn't leave my place

for like months and i don't know how long i actually didn't leave for i only went to the dog park to see micah god that was that was just that was pre-roads i think my favorite lodge moment for me that was preconception so that was yeah that for those first few weeks it was we were amateur cocktail mixologists in my home oh we were doing nothing every night it was just like you want to do palomas like yeah let's do a paloma we had we had a setup where we wouldn't do anything or we wouldn't be able to drink that night if we didn't work out. Oh, that's a good little thing. It got us to work out literally every day. It allowed me to enjoy my one single cocktail every single night as well.

That's all you need. My favorite moment was when we moved in and we were going through everything. And we were trying to, I don't know what we were trying to do in the old studio room but brett decided to just uh do a demolition on the ceiling uh yes yes yes we were looking we were looking to see if we should put soundproofing stuff in or on top of the inside the ceiling we've got the slide panels and uh brett slid one off and it's we're not gonna get our deposit back no no i don't think we are they can't be that much those are probably like 30 bucks do you think the people that surround our recording studio do you think they're gonna be happy we're going or i think they're gonna be sad that we're gone i think they're gonna be sad the vast majority because i think

we're a nice change of pace when they see us walking through, some of them obviously hate us, but if you're somebody and you're seeing the same business casual every day and you see some dude like Randy wearing a 1979 Chicago Bears hat and matching crew sweatshirt and then some Doc Martin boots and then some really tight Muggsy jeans,

that's probably a nice change of pace i think they're going to be happy that they don't see us walking in wearing like joggers and stuff every single day because i think that makes them maybe not like their jobs as much because they have to sit there in a conference the other side of the coin uh but i think overall there there's going to be a certain section of people in this office and i don't think it's people right next to us or on the other side i think somewhere else in the office and they're going to be bummed that they can't bring up the dumb shit that they've seen us do over the last like week or something like we are good for we're good for water cooler fodder and like that alone in this office and they're not going to have

that anymore they're not going to be like yeah you see that guy with the mustache he he was dressed like harry potter today yeah that's something i i'm really bummed that they'll never see me in a painted completely blue that's on you i know orange walk in to the office and joker makeup do you think anyone in this office since we moved in has become a certified patron since we've moved in here just because they've gotten into it because we're here no way it would no they get to see us every day they're not paying for our shit there's no way we need to get a gift for the lady next door who gives us lunch every day let's get her a gift card i found out the other day that she fishes

so i was thinking we could how'd you find that out because she told me it was great weather for fishing okay again was it i don't know i don't what you think i'm gonna be like yeah totally for sure i don't know you're kayak guy now i do i am the kayak guy that's why i ever get some chacos no i need to get some dude that's the i you can delete this if you want but that is insane that will defreeze with a kayak lives next to the water does not own chaco well i own a pair of chaco thong sandals i don't own a pair of Chaco sandals that like, you know, the real granola hippies wear. The fly fishing Charlie. Yeah.

I need to get some. So I'm going to the Grateful Dead concert in LA. LA. Or Dead & Company, not Grateful Dead. I'm going to the Dead & Company concert in LA in June. And I think that's what I need the Chacos for. I think that's going to be a peak Chaco situation. Are you going to pop up on Dumois? Like Will DeVries spotted at Carbone LA

wearing Chacos. See, we need like a blogger version of Dumois. We need like a blogger podcaster version. They're going to be like, yeah, I saw Brandon from BroBible hanging out with Will from Washed Media. Do you think they were like putting their heads together and collaborating? Is he going? Oh, yeah. Of course he's going. We've already been in the DMs. Yeah. He's my number one prospect

to find at this point. I'd love to do a podcast with him. Yes. If he's ever in Austin. Yes. Trust me, I'm dropping that idea on him. Do you remember when Brett

went to New York and he brought the remote podcast equipment and he was recording a bunch of podcasts? Do you want to do that in LA? Yeah. In the 24 hours that I'm there, I'll see who I can get.

Is ad going? I don't know. Not sure. Place of business. I don't know who to hit up about this kind of stuff. I'm a little nervous. There'll be some listeners going. I feel like I'm just going to get like bullied by people who've been

listening to the dad for like 20 years. And I'm just like this new guy who started in the, during the pandemic. Probably. Yeah. who've been listening to the dead for like 20 years and i'm just like this new guy who started in the during the pandemic probably yeah you're definitely gonna get bullied if if you come out there without chacos i know i need chacos i need like i need a good fit for this if i brick my fit and i look like a i look like a narc yeah that's gonna be upsetting would you rather look like a narc or a narc i think no i think i'd rather look like a narc or a narp? I think I'd rather look like a narc. Yeah. I hate being called a narp. What is that again?

A non-athletic regular person? Yeah. What is a regular person? Someone who doesn't know how to do sports. Yeah, because narcs can at least be athletic. Am I a traditional athlete? Am I fast? I mean, not since like eighth grade.

But I think I have the skill set in terms of my coordination to actually do things. Like I'm not worried about – maybe I can't throw a ball the farthest, but I can – No, we know that. I can do something. How many strokes would it take you with that vortex over there to play 18 at Augusta? Okay. I see. You obviously saw all the takes getting thrown out there yesterday about people at like, if, if you had a five stroke lead going

into 18 at the masters and then they replaced you with an amateur golfer, could you get a nine on that hole? Yes. I saw so many people saying, absolutely not. There's no way you could ever do that. Blah, blah, blah. I think I could get a nine. I don't not there's no way you could ever do that blah blah i think i could get a nine i don't think there's any i like i think i could get a nine nine times out of ten yeah i know that you have the whole crowd and gallery and everything like that but like at the end of the day if you have a plan going into it and you know that you just need to hit like a few 150 yard shots and then just put it and just figure it out and get it there you're gonna get a nine you just play it for a bogey and even and let's say you you play it as a bogey and then you add two on top of that you still get it so if you triple you're fine yeah

so just you can lose a ball it's not the end of the world if you lose a ball i think i'm if i'm teeing off 18 with the gallery and with everything on the line i know my miss my miss is going to be way right in those trees probably further right i'm probably going to have to retee but if i find it i'm punching out i'm going wedge like tiger when tiger won it a couple years ago uh you know he played it for a boat he bogeyed it yeah yeah chipped out i know there's a lot of pressure there but i don't think there's i don't i don't think getting a 10 is in play if you're a golfer who knows how to actually hit the ball unless unless now hold the we learned that the four jack is a is in play on on that green so you gotta you gotta plan for four so on and four four putts and you're out of there is he just shitting his pants was he just like i don't know dude and full disclosure

i kind of like looked away i was kind of like doing something else and then i heard the the you know the reaction i looked up and i was like oh no and then i was like oh well he's got like he could do this three more times or whatever it was. It scared me. Lost some people some money. Definitely lost some people some pools. Oh, I didn't think about that. Yeah. I didn't think about the betting implications of that at all.

Tough. A lot of people were saying he did that on purpose. Oh, really? No, I never said that. He's not in Vegas's back pocket. That would be a shocker if we found out Scottie was rolling with some mafioso types his his brand right now i don't think could be stronger i didn't realize how religious he was yeah that's why that's why he chose ted scott to be on the bag i guess ted scott who's noted uh notably not on twitter apparently he was banned on twitter really yeah

four uh i tried to investigate and i couldn't figure it out okay i'll show you a thread later we'll be in touch i'm very curious is it is it bad no it sounds like it sounds sounds like you know what i could tell from the thread it just sounded like there might have been some misinformation put out uh via twitter from his account love it but i couldn't find any evidence of it and the people that were trying to claim that he didn't do anything wrong they were not giving any reason as to why he was was banned like they were they were like no that's the crazy part well it's like well there must have been something that got him banned maybe elon can get his account back elon notably he's not going to be on the twitter board anymore

so what's he doing he's just going to be on the Twitter board anymore. So what's he doing? He's just going to be an inactive majority owner? How do we not get invited to GigaFest? Good question. Do we want to talk GigaFest? Hold on. Let's hear from our friends over at Chime real quick, and then I want to talk GigaFest with you real quick.

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yeah he leaned into it he leaned into it he rocked the giga fest t and then uh the cowboy hat classic cowboy hat of course why does elon musk i don't i know i don't need a cowboy hat but i own one because because like i'm yuppie scum who went to aspen one time but like why did why does he need a cowboy he? He went black cowboy hat. How does that make you feel? You know, I think it can play. I wish I had one. I think one's enough for me, though. Are we not doing enough in Austin

that we're not getting the Gigafest invite? I feel like if he knew how much of Twitter people we were and how we had this small media company, I feel like he'd want us out there. It sounds like this is a crowd that we're just not running in based on the people who's who had gigafest uh instagram stories it makes sense that we weren't there i'm just saying you don't have gigafest vibes i don't either you can invite if you have a tesla

now the big shocker is dylan not being there why because i dylan's fiance is very dialed yeah into the austin scene that's true i would not be i bet she had an invite and just couldn't go because she was on her bachelorette party that's a good idea we really needed dylan at gigafest the more i think about it as i the more i started looking at what it was, I don't even, what was the point of it? Just to kick off there. I'll be completely honest. I don't, yeah.

It would look like a, just look like a hype fest. It says Tesla gigafest at Gigafactory. I guess it was just a thing for super fans. We should have gone. I guess it's a ticketed event. We could have just bought tickets and gone to it. Oh, sounds. We should have gone. I guess it's a ticketed event. We could have just bought tickets and gone to it. Oh, sounds like we could have gone.

The next time Elon throws a thing for Tesla in Austin, we have to go to it. Do you think people, most people went thinking that there would be like just a sick swag bag? Probably.

Like maybe there'd be like a set of keys in one of the swag bags like he gave. Like is that, that wasn't off the table, right? Like that's something I could see him doing. Like away teslas i could easily see like a tesla raffle this is something that air lick would have done and with your with your luck of late you

would have won because you did win your master's pool of six true true for the first time it's hard man i did secure a spot in a calcutta for next year that That's huge. You jealous of that? Which Calcutta? It's not a big money one. I don't know. I don't know. I actually have no idea who runs it, but I, I was talking to somebody yesterday and they're like, yeah, we just don't have enough money in the game to be competitive in this Calcutta. And I was like, let me in next year.

How much more do you need? And he was like, not that much. I want in. Yeah. Hopefully you can do better than we did a few years ago with Henrik Stenson. We were gunshot. He was T20. You have to be careful at your first Calcutta.

You really do. You get bodied real quick. We got alpha'd. I knew immediately. When we sat down, I looked around. I was like, oh, dude, these guys are all players. We've got like 30 people invested in this team. It was kind of like my first ever varsity soccer game that I got put into.

They put me in at midfield, which I'm not sure how familiar you are with the midfield position, Dave, but you're supposed to attack and defend. Is that sweeper? And no, that's, that's just straight defense dog. And so, yeah, I got subbed in for a very good player who I think might've been injured at the time or out for some reason. And like, my head was just spinning. I had no clue what was going on. I was intimidated by everyone on the field around me. And I just, some reason and like my head was just spinning i had no clue what

was going on i was intimidated by everyone on the field around me and i just i was in over my head that's how i felt at our first ever calcutta and that's probably how i would feel at gigafest around a bunch of like dorks wearing all birds and like instagram pants dude i look i saw some all birds the other day that look kind of cool i mean wait don't you have you literally have some i don't know any all you have on to the new all birds are the new all birds i know they're they're definitely the new all birds dude they're everywhere you go to if you go to footlocker they have an entire wall devoted to ons i went to the mall over the weekend i know i didn't want to say anything but it's just it's coming out i went to the mall go to the mall You can't stop going to the mall, dude. I can't stop going to the mall. But yeah, dude, On is everywhere, and they are the new Allbirds.

And I like the ones you have. Oh, the white ones? Yeah, I like those. I like the ones you and Dylan have. But they're just so predictable. Being at Dell Match Play and seeing the amount of dudes wearing stone-colored shorts with a country club uh uh polo shirt and then ons i was just like every dude out here is the same that's me if i never got into content yeah that was me i mean like legitimately that's how i dressed and i still kind of dress like that i just i've tried

to mix it up on the footwear i can't really talk what i'm wearing i'm wearing rothies right now we're in bergenstocks right now yeah these rothies are really comfortable by the way you're not even an ad today i missed out i wish i would have gotten the ones you got yours are clean alissa i like mine but like you're i i didn't know yours were on the table when i ordered mine i like yours more than i like mine my wife bless bless her heart uh she tried to talk me out of wearing them to the golf tournament why because they'd get dirty and i was like just toss these in the wash they're freaking washable toss them in the wash but yeah what would your gigafest fit be oh great question i'm uh i think i'm going graphic t was like something ironic maybe like an or like an old

like nintendo logo or something with a very expensive sport coat over it uh t-shirt tucked in that's good yeah that's good like you need like you need some i would wear i want to go full gigafest and go on sneakers with some like mac weldon jogger pants they're pants that are also joggers that's just what i imagine tech dudes in austin wearing because i've seen a million tech dudes in austin wearing those and then yeah i think the the graphic t with the blazer is the move graphic t blazer just it always plays in that genre and then you have to have the you have to have your uh your pass oh yeah and a lanyard around your lanyard lanyard is key lanyard makes it if you don't have a lanyard or if you're hiding your lanyard you're in the wrong place buddy

we have a dave you have a new segment called uh shitty or justified yeah this happened uh this happened over the weekend there's a burger place in town we've talked about it before it's called p terry's it's a good burger. I recommend it. It's a fast food burger, but I think you'll like it. And the one by my home has two lanes in the drive-thru. And a lot of times one of the lanes gets backed up and nobody, people don't realize that there is a second lane and it's open. Oh yeah. So my first one, and this is something that I've done multiple times. I know this is not shitty, but I still feel bad doing it.

I feel bad going, being the person who recognizes that, and then just goes around everybody and goes to the second one. And it's like, I just ordered and I just cut four people. Cut in quotes. I didn't actually. It's like the bank too, though. It's like like the bank when you go to the bank and there's the one thing right next to the window and you can just go to the other one too i swear i'm not you feel like you're you're cutting people off exactly and i'm not a super nice guy or anything but i'm

almost i just i feel bad as i'm like driving by i'm like oh don't look over there these people are gonna be pissed when they see what i'm about to do and then inevitably they like you start seeing them people like break off you see the one dude back up yeah he backs up a little bit and then goes in the other thing so this happened to my wife my wife she was in um the both both lanes were popping uh there's a car in front of her um car in the second lane had been there so it was the guy in front of alissa thought you know what i bet that one's gonna go uh gonna go before uh the one i'm right behind so he starts turning and he starts he's basically in between so he can go to either one and there's nobody else behind him yep so he's just waiting to see which one opens first i've been this guy and okay so he'd already over committed so he could not get get back into lane one lane one he guessed wrong that car pulls off so in theory he pulls up and allows my wife to order he guessed wrong sorry buddy he didn't

he just sat there and like he looked at he looked at her in the mirror and like he knew what he was doing he was mad that he took the l and he guessed the wrong one and he just sat there blocking it now this only added probably two minutes to her to her no but that's two minutes in a drive through feels like an eternity especially if you're like listening to this podcast or something yeah i've been in this situation it's a shit move the the p terry's right by our new office they have the exact same situation one of the lanes isn't always open and they always but they always have one open for you and i've been that person and i have straddled and been been the guy who's waiting but the second i see somebody else pull in i choose a lane and go with it because I don't want to be the guy who's doing that. So back. So for some reason now, I guess they're understaffed,

but banks, like you mentioned, ATMs, or even like where you deposit, like old school, you would turn in like my old bank. It's like six rows. You can go in, deposit a check, shoot it through the little tube system, which is always fun. And I can remember multiple times, like being the guy pulled into the back and there's nobody in front of me really, but they're all full and just kind of waiting at the far back. And then like somebody just coming in and tearing ass and getting in front of me. And I ended up just biting, shooting myself in the foot because I didn't choose. I was indecisive. I want, you know, you got to just pick a lane and commit. But I think this guy's a real piece of shit. If he's listening. Okay. Well, I have, I have a story here from a Whataburger drive-thru in

Wichita Falls. Are you ready for this? Okay. This would be considered a worst weekend story. And I think we might have some narc vibes here as well. Nar. NARC or NARP? NARC. Okay. NARC. It says, Wichita Falls, Texas, a teen is in custody on drug and gun charges after authorities say they smelled something other than just fast food in the Whataburger drive-thru. Donovan Meadows, 17, was arrested on Tuesday and charged with possession of marijuana, less than two ounces, and unlawful possession of a firearm. His bond total is $2,500. According to the affidavit. Affidavit.,500. According to the affidavit.

Affidavit. Affidavit. My affidavit. That's the affidavit. Yes. Two investigators with the Drug Enforcement Division of the Wichita County District Attorney's Office were at the Whataburger on Central Freeway Tuesday morning. Okay?

So we've got two investigators that are at this Whataburger. Tell me, this is where things get a little sus for me. Wait, was this a sting? Whataburger. Tell me, this is where things get a little sus for me. Wait, was this a sting? So it says the affidavit said one investigator walked to the drive-through menu to, and I quote, to check the calorie count of a honey butter chicken biscuit because the lobby was closed. Yeah. I'm sure this guy didn't have a cell phone. Feels like a very simple search would have yielded the results. You're not allowed to legally walk through it. Maybe you are allowed to legally walk through it, but they get mad at you.

They get mad at you. As a kid, we thought it was funny to try. This guy didn't care how many calories were in a honey butter chicken biscuit. Let's just say this, man. If you're not smart enough to know it's a lot, then it doesn't matter. Yeah, then if you're questioning how many calories are in it, you don't want it enough. It's not only a fried piece of chicken on a biscuit. It has honey on it.

And butter. It's not healthy. And butter. They're good, though. They are good. Well, this says the affidavit said that the investigator smelled a strong odor of marijuana coming from the car in the drive-thru. So this guy's clearly just going over to see the car and see what's up. This sounds like a pretext. So I would be mad.

I would be mad about this arrest if it wasn't for how the person in the car handled the arrest. Authorities pulled the car over as it was exiting the drive-thru. When the investigator asked the driver how much marijuana was in the car meadows allegedly replied this much and handed the authorities a joint that was still burning hey you know what how much marijuana's in the car oh i don't know like this much being honest they you know you never heard that from like police they're like oh if you would have just been honest with me i'd let you go i'm sure every cop has ever said that

meant it yeah for sure you dude you're at a you're at a whataburger late at night obviously people are burning and ordering what time was this i don't know it hard to say but they did find a glock under his seat so maybe that was a miss on his part come on this is texas yeah we can't smoke weed and own guns in texas what are we doing i thought that was like didn't know why rogan moved here to do both of those things which is ironic because he left a very much more friendly marijuana state but yeah something tells me that he's not gonna get in trouble for marijuana possession here probably not he gets his weed from californ. I get my peaches down in Georgia. Right. I knew that about you. At that point, you know that the car smells like weed if you're literally still smoking the joint. So like you might as well just like try to make a joke out

of it and hope that they let you off. I can tell you this about Whataburger late at night. As someone who I know, I know someone who was arrested at the Taco Cabana in San Marcos late night and someone who was arrested at the Whataburger drive-thru late night in San Marcos. Those places are notorious for, I guess, looking for drunk drivers. They should just have a police stop in front of the Whataburger. They basically do. You know what people are there at, like, midnight? People that work jobs, they get off late and then drunk or stoned people.

Yeah, you just don't, just Uber Eats or Favor or Postmates. I'm just gonna name them all. Just call an Uber. Because I don't really know who's sponsoring us at this point. Just call an Uber and go through the drive-thru. Boy, that's, I hate asking Uber drivers to go through. I feel so bad.

Even though I think they're getting paid more, I still feel like a dickhead. I get it. I hate it when they say they don't want anything when you offer them. And even if they don't, I always still end up ordering them something that they definitely don't want. And I'm like, no, but I got you a quesadilla, man. Don't worry about it. Here's my hash brown. Yeah.

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well so he did the he did the best chicken wings in kansas city last week and per his newsletter it went viral love that he's gone viral before and so but per that people apparently there was a lot of fallout between blue cheese and ranch and i actually really enjoyed his argument he had a good argument in favor of ranch he said like who when's the last time you had a bad ranch like the the worst ranch is still decent and the best ranch is obviously like your mom's homemade buttermilk ranch dressing but when it comes to blue cheese blue cheese can be really bad or it can be really good when they got the real chunks in there you know what i'm talking about yeah i get that's a great point i like both

yeah just you know it depends on what kind of mood i'm in i feel like i feel like something about ranch on a wing can overshadow the wing whereas blue cheese for whatever reason does not overshadow it for me and i know that's weird because blue cheese is is fairly strong but that's just how i'm that's how i'm saying it and it isn't blue cheese that's traditional like buffalo wing like if you're in the northeast the Northeast, they're blue cheese boys and girls. I love, I love both. I'm not going to,

but if I'm eating like an Asian zing wing, I'm going to go ranch dressing on it as opposed to blue cheese. If I'm going to the classic traditional Buffalo sauce, that's what I'm going like blue cheese the entire time. Dude, I've become, I've become one of the people who believes that, uh,

Korean barbecue or Korean wings, Thai wings, Asian wings. Yeah. Those are the best wings. I'm not going to deny you that. God, that sounds good. Yeah, his chicken wings rankings really made me want to re-evaluate my diet. Here's a question for you. Yes. If you are... You're familiar with Hot Ones, correct? Mm-hmm. On's a question for you. Yes. If you are, you're familiar with hot ones,

correct? On First We Feast YouTube, also on Hulu. Absolutely. You can choose whether you do chicken or cauliflower. Some people are vegetarians. They choose the cauliflower. That's totally fine with me. But it got me thinking that if I'm eating things that are very, very hot, extremely hot, am I going drumstick or flat? And I didn't know which one to choose if I'm doing like really, really hot wings. This might sound weird, but I feel like the first bite of a flat can yield more meat than the first bite of a drumstick. Drumsticks, I'm worried I'd get all over my lips and stuff. Whereas I feel like a flat, I can eat in a much more efficient manner,

which means that I could get around some of the heat. If you're eating the flat correctly, you're popping bone and you're sucking everything off that bad boy. And it's going to be revolting. And people in public are going to hate you. But that's just how you do it. If you're real.

I had a hot ones moment last night. I used a former sponsor of this podcast, one that I enjoyed at the time, but I've since grown to not be obsessed with it. But like, I really don't like eating salads without some of this trough. I busted out their hotter hot sauce last night and I put it on our salmon. Buddy. Shit is flames. Send're running dude i mean i i was i wasn't down bad and i didn't have like you know sometimes you get like almost like a head buzz from some from like really hot sauce oh i get it yeah head buzz i uh i was down bad for a few minutes there yeah i've had that that that. That's pull back into your driveway on two wheels hot.

It's good though. You're debating, do I need to just go straight to the backyard? Do I even have time to unlock my door? Randy knows what I'm talking about. You used to shit in the backyard, didn't you? There was a big controversy in my next door this morning about a dog shitting in yards. Yeah. There was a big controversy in my next door this morning about a dog shitting in yards. That's, yeah. A guy was spotted in some, he was spotted letting his dog go to the bathroom in numerous yards. And the young lady who posted him said that she asked him what he was doing.

And he said, what is this your yard? And then numerous people were pointing out that it's very weird that a dog would be pooping in numerous yards on one single walk. That's not normally how dogs operate when they poop and so that became a huge argument within the the next door group about whether or not this dog was pooping in every yard or just doing doing his number one listen to this i'm glad you brought this up man we've been really podcasting today now 70 damn minutes on our way back from the trail walk yesterday walked through a neighborhood we treated we don't usually go through and saw a nice yard had a small sign and it had like a cartoon looking outline of a dog and it said please no poop or please no poop no pee and i was like

okay i understand that but would you rather just deal with the occasion? Most people clean their dog's poop up. Would you rather deal with a dog occasionally peeing in your yard or having that fucking sign in your yard at all times? That sign is an eyesore. Yeah. And the poop thing I get, if I'll be honest, if I'm walking Rosie and she starts to poop in front of a nice house that appears to have people like in it at the time i try to hurry her along to the next yard a little

bit so that i'm not doing it in front of somebody who's like in their living room and if there's a house like you're looking for a fixer-upper to poop i'm looking for a house yeah like that maybe he's getting worked on or like has some shades down in the front i'm trying to poop in like an inconspicuous yard and then pick it up i'm trying to get rosie to poop i'm not trying to poop yes that's good um the night pooper but it's just like what yeah why do you want to put a sign in I'm trying to poop in like an inconspicuous yard and then pick it up. I'm trying to get Rosie to poop. I'm not trying to poop. Yes. That's good. The night pooper. But it's just like, yeah.

Why do you want to put a sign in your yard? Also, it's just a bad sign. Is a little thing a dog pee really the end of the world? I'm sure there's some argument that the acidity messes with the grass. I don't know. I don't care. I get that it's annoying. I'm a grass guy.

But do you want to be the neighbor too who's complaining about dogs peeing in your yard? Like then you're just the annoying neighbor who can't deal with it. Sure. That's the curmudgeon. That's the old man yelling at cloud neighbor. And some people were complaining about like, yeah, but it gets in the water system. And they're like, well, what happens with all the poop from like deer or like other animals that are in the area? Like does that poop just not affect anything like dog poop does?

There's a lot worse things in that water system. Anyway, I don't know how we got off on that tangent. Shouts to all the chicken wings in Kansas City. We should do a Kansas City meetup. To close this out, we're going to hear from our friend over in the producer chair who might be down bad right now, Vegas Randy. Vegas, baby! Hey, guys. Vegas, baby! Okay. Randy, how was your weekend in Vegas? chair who might be down bad right now uh vegas randy vegas baby hey guys vegas baby okay randy

how was your weekend in vegas and did you find the cosmo bartender the weekend was great cosmo bartender was nowhere to be seen and i did tease it on the story i apologize to everyone but i sent the video in the group text i was at the right. I showed the bar and the guy was not there. So I tried, but... And you just did one trip? You just did one trip to go find him? I broke off by myself, yeah. Like on Friday night.

Oh, so you went on a solo mission. Did you try to explain what you were doing? Oh, yeah. I tried, but it's kind of hard to explain. Did... What were your favorite vegas moments this weekend randy did you do anything like cool besides just say vegas baby to everybody the cabana was awesome it looked kind of fun it was too cold for us to do a cabana when we were there so i'm kind of jealous that you got to do it no it was a lot of fun we i think we went through three or four bottles so that was fun oh nice i can't are you getting venmo receipts just sent to you all day today they're about to

come any second now so dylan needs to run payroll veiny face kid yeah the best is the best is when uh the one dude who like maybe you guys he doesn't live in your city and he lives somewhere else and he sends the venmo on like thursday or friday and it's like dude come on we've all we're all trying to move on from this trip as soon as possible don't be sending friday venmo requests for vegas last weekend yeah no fun time vegas baby one of the better vegas bits i've seen i was not original but the the probably perfectly executed yeah i i as far as bits could have gone for you on your Instagram story, I'm very happy with how they went this weekend. I was worried that you might not stick with it.

Like maybe one night's enough, but no, that was not the case. If I've learned anything about Randy, especially after he dressed like, uh, Tim Robbins for his two year anniversary dinner. If I've learned anything about Randy is that he commits to a bit and does not stop the, the, how long did you have your wallet lost for? Oh, that was for a good, probably hour maybe, but that was a terrible hour. I was in my, I was positive. It was in my hotel room. Cause after the pool, I went to the hotel hotel room alone. My roommate was passed out in another room. So I was like, it has to be in here, but God was it scary. Damn. It's tough when you go back to your room alone in vegas and you have some time that you could kill and then you lose your wallet and get derailed been there

i think that's all she wrote today wait that's it did you ride any rides were you in the sign yeah well like do you have anything do you have anything dope like what'd you do kj busted your ass busted my ass said yeah he was the real reason you were there be honest because of the national sign spinning competition that's exactly how do you not go to that if you're there for that i i didn't even know what was going on apparently bts was playing and that was like the biggest event there i had they played the sign spinning contest probably that seems like it's a they don't have the budget for that. It's just sign spinning. I don't know. Did you do coke or anything?

Yeah. Like what kind of hard drugs did you get into? None. But I did text the group that, uh, I went to the dispensary and, there's a language barrier between me and the Uber driver. And he asked me if the weed was good.

And the only reason I knew that, cause he said, moto bueno. And I only knew that cause he said moto bueno and i only knew that because of dylan so that's badass it does come in handy every once in a while moto bueno moto bueno heck yeah otherwise fun down on the weekend three bills anybody take too much of the of the pot and freak out or anything have to go to night nights i was the only one doing it yeah do you have any of your boys that can send in a worst weekend story anytime soon?

Actually, there is a guy that is still in Vegas because his flight was overbooked and they could not book him until this Tuesday. So he's still there. Oh, no. Till Tuesday? This is kind of on him. He flew Spirit.

Oh. Tuesday? Oh, my. Thursday to Tuesday in Las Vegas. Oh,'ve been i've been lucky with travel stuff where i have not had that happen and i just feel like mine's come and do like i feel like and i'm this is somebody who's traveling a little bit in the next six months if you find out on sunday afternoon that your flight is that you're not gonna be able to get on a flight until tuesday and i tell you that it takes 19 hours to drive from las vegas to austin texas are you considering

doing that drive no how he's got it he's got to just get on a different flight only if y'all let me rent like a convertible with the company card and i'll do content the whole way i'd be fine with that just vegas. Every 30 minutes. Yeah, so go ahead. I'm going to save that story and go to at Rain Trebecki on Instagram

and Twitter and TikTok and go ahead and watch all that. That's going to do numbers. Thank you, Randy. All right. Well,

we'll be in touch later today regarding what we're doing for tomorrow's episode. Got to get word from Dylan. We can't do Dad Pod without Dylan. We can do worse stuff without Dylan,

even though he loves him. Either way. Let's get the hell out of here. Bye-bye. you