Circling Back - Girl Scout Cookie Draft & Sandwich Artists

Episode Date: January 26, 2022

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All right, we're back. Circling Back Podcast presented by Vizzy Hard Seltzer, the only hard seltzer out there with vitamin C and super fruit acerola. My name is Will DeFreeze to my left, David rough. So I did something today that I did not think I would do. And it's something that like 10 years ago, I would not have done this, but our video guy, Randy producer, Randy walked in with a,

some bonus bing bong and he offered it up and I immediately was like, oh, I'll take it. And then Dylan was like, you know, I did not have any bing bong today. And me, I had some at home. I let Dylan have it. And I just think that people should acknowledge the fact that I did that. Hey, Dave, let me be the first to acknowledge the fact that I appreciate that you gave your bing bong to someone who was in need of some bing bong. Do you remember the last time he tried to do the podcast without any kablamski? It was actually great because he physically couldn't talk.

He just kept being like, I wish I would have had coffee. Y'all need to get yourselves some friends like I have. Speaking to people listening, of course. Why are you pointing to Randy? Does Randy not have good friends? Randy very selfishly comes in. I got this bonus kablamo. Would anybody like it? Dave jumped on

it, as he said. Instinctually. I spoke up. I worked out this morning. Had a little pre-workout, but it's already run its course. What was it exactly? Total War. Okay. Yeah. Very fitting. I use all of my ape shit cuts so uh i'm using total war at the moment i have some more ape shit cuts if you want it i

i've stopped taking it before my peloton rides just so i make sure i don't have a heart attack i would love it yeah when you work out on total war do you think of what what skirmish do you think of like which do you have like a war in mind that you're like, all right, I'm going to go in here and I'm going to absolutely go 1812 on this fucking gym? Actually, the Spanish, what was it? Spanish-Indian War? Yeah. Is that what it's called?

No. But that one. Are you going to say the Spanish Inquisition? Spanish Armada? Was there a Spanish-American war? How about this? Keep going. How about the Alamo?

Okay, but in this hypothetical... I'm trying to defend the Alamo. You know we lost. I'm more of an Alamo guy, if you know what I mean. You're breaking down muscle fibers. Each little fiber is a little Davy Crockett. Exactly. Yes. Sam Bowie. he was there right how is there not how is there not an ice cream stand outside of there

called ala mode there are a bunch of shitty vendors outside of the alamo but like how do you not have one that's just like ice cream only ice cream i know about it's a paint job i have my whip out there really so you you took your toyota and you got an ice cream paint job on it it's it's dripping cream on the inside cream on the outside ice cream paint job did i tell you guys i've got a new little side project i've been doing at home i'm starting a new ice cream company it's ice cream of the past what is it like it's just old school ice cream ice cream It's the kind you can't find anymore Just vanilla and chocolate You're just rolling it across the ground

It's ice cream like your grandma would make This is your grandma's ice cream Are you making it yourself? Yeah, all by hand Do you have any interesting flavors That you're thinking about releasing? Well, it's kind of weird Because we're 3D printing the ice cream.

Oh, that doesn't seem like a different path. But the juxtaposition of the 3D printer with the old school ice cream is kind of the draw. So you're making ice cream of the past with a 3D printer? Correct. I'm playing 4D over here. Shit. Can we try some? I mean, can you bring some in for the squad?

Maybe I'll have some Saturday. More on that on This Weekend in Fun, my friends. Teaser! Great tease, Dave. Oh, boy. This kablamo is absolutely hitting. Well, it's McDonald's. Everyone knows that the McCafe goes hard.

Thank you, Randy, and thank you, Davey. I actually should receive a thank you because of my one coffee a day initiative, I didn't even throw my hat into the ring to get that coffee so i think i should maybe get a round of applause thank you will man i have some really great friends for breakfast going that initiative it's going fine it's going fine my sleeping schedule is all off i'm pretty much going to bed at nine o'clock at night and i'm pretty much waking up at 5 a.m every day i'm not happy about this it's solid eight hours i know but i don't need to be doing that i i would i would rather have my eight hours

be from about 11 to 7 i just i have no staying power maybe it's because for breakfast today i had 12 swedish fish and a small pack of harbo gummy bears is it also part of your health initiative yeah i'm going through an all-sugar diet i'm gonna go get a large sprite after this very excited about it wow obey your thirst a lot of sugar actually i'm not gonna lie dave's new ice cream initiative is actually falling right in line with what i'm trying to do you should make it a sprite float with dave's ice cream of the past only 68 grams of sugar per serving in my ice cream of the past. Perfect.

I'll take two. And how good are Coke floats? Or do you prefer a root beer float? I did them both growing up. I think the classic root beer float's ideal. But a Coke float's, you know. Man. Coke float's something different to you, though.

Yeah, that's when you do cocaine on your yacht. No, it's when he's in a parade just doing blow and just waving to the crowd you ever had a boston cooler what is that it's like a ginger ale float oh buddy no cap it's good it's more blend sound good it's more blended it's more blended it's really good verner's don't sound like they would go good together don't talk about verner's like that why does ginger ale vernerors specifically, maybe all of them in a can when you open it and breathe it in and drink it, why does it make you kind of cough? Yeah.

What is that? I don't know. I tried to look it up and apparently it's not that common. But it's always done it to me. It doesn't make me cough, but I'm built different. Well, you know, I cough when i eat green uh jolly ranchers i always um i just sip i sip cody when i try to kill a cough really did you also play wide receiver for oklahoma i did i'm from also from east texas that's tight yeah yeah i think i'm

allergic to something in the green jolly ranchers because every time i eat one my like throat kind of feels like it's swollen. I start coughing. That's interesting. Maybe you're allergic to yellow five. Green five. Green five. Entirely possible. You're not allergic to maroon five.

Really? Did their love take its toll on you? Too much sugar. I'm not a big... That's one of their songs. I'm not a big... That's one of their songs. I'm not a big... I don't know. Sugar?

Sugar? Sugar. That's them, isn't it? You're thinking of Pour Some Sugar On Me. No, there's a number of songs that reference sugar. System of a Down,

one of your faves. Sugar! Oh, sugar. Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. All right, this is... I apologize. Oh, honey, honey. If you tune out, it's on me.

Watermelon sugar. You Oh, honey, honey. If you tune out, it's on me. What a melon sugar. You are my candy, Dave. And you got me wanting you. The Spanish-American War was an armed conflict between Spain and the United States, Dylan. Hostilities began in the aftermath of the internal explosion of the USS Maine in Havana Harbor in Cuba, leading to U.S. intervention in the Cuban War of Independence. Was that off the dome or did you look that up? No, that's just, some of that might be inaccurate.

I'm just going off memory. Dave's a history buff. Oh, I knew there was a war called the Spanish-American War. Whenever we talk war stuff, you turn into that Winnie the Pooh meme where he's got the monocle on. Dude just knows everything. Fancy Winnie. That's a good meme. It's a good meme.

Yeah. How have we not done that? Remember when Dylan was doing, he was just doing the Leoo face in all seriousness and we were like dude you gotta stop doing the leo face that's a fun face man we need some new memes coming out what's the like has there been what's the best meme of 2022 so far i feel like there's been a slow meme let me look it up says that the joe biden holding a cup of coffee that posted on washed media instagram has been voted best meme thus far meme of the year so far live for like 20 minutes 200 likes on this thing we're cruising that's mega hold on wait wait 202 likes guess who guess who um photoshopped that

coffee it's not photoshopped he's carrying coffee guess who had someone photoshopped that is he sipping that kablamo is it randy is randy yeah randy does a lot he's randy's multi-talented y'all forget that people think he's just a game show host but he's so much more by the way can you can we promise a game show host, but he's so much more. By the way, can you, can we promise a game show next month? Randy nods.

We figured it was time to run back Randy's game show on Patreon since he has commandeered more than half of our button space on the roadcaster for sound effects. He has like 48 different sound effects on there. I mean, dude, he has, he has most of the board. I don't think we have room to put other stuff on it. We have to like start putting our sounds in the cloud because Randy kept putting like horns and...

Randy horny. Like carnival sounds. All right. What are we even doing here today? We have some big news So yeah Not only do we have Randy Doing a game show on Patreon Next month

We also have Tomato Fights Releasing today With the Brunch Podcast Whoa what's Tomato Fights? Well have you ever heard Of a guy named David Bean? I know DJ Bean Same person

Yeah And then Peter Blackburn I'm familiar with him why are you using their birth given names it's weird for me to call people by their actual names all right look we did tomato fights all right dorn i mean if you've ever wondered which movie's better between a bug's life and ants boy do we have a kind of answer for you they were they were released months apart which which I learned yesterday. And they have the exact same rating on Rotten Tomatoes,

which is somehow more mind-blowing than anything. How much longer did y'all go after I left? Three hours. You guys did a full three hours? Yeah, we did about a four-hour podcast with them. It was a Rogan podcast. Once you left, we actually put both of the movies on, and we just watched them and broke them down in real time.

Live commentary. I almost live tweeted a bug's life, but then I was like, man, I'm probably one of like a hundred people watching a bug's life right now. Dude, Pixar stunted so hard with their graphic effects compared to ants. Ants looked like the characters from Bond kind of walking around and like a bug's life was like, uh, step aside, sir. They absolutely body bagged them. Tough. But either way, that's going to be available, sir. They absolutely body bagged them. Tough.

But either way, that's going to be available on patreon.com slash circling back podcast. I would like to give a special shout out to all the backers out there. You know what they did? No. They got us over a thousand five-star reviews on Spotify. Really? That's cool. Because we were threatening to take our podcast down off Spotify if we didn't get that many reviews.

I'm taking it down. If they don't take down Neil Young's catalog, I'm circling back off. We have 1.2 thousand five-star reviews. Go make it happen. Go do it. You have to listen to an episode before you can review it, though. Did Sunday Scaries hit 10K followers on Twitter yet? It did.

That's good. It did. That was big yesterday. That is good. Please nobody unf unfollow we don't want to dip back below 10k no please don't we're doing we're doing round numbers only this week it's round number week over here at watch media i'm a big fan of round numbers you put you put out major odd guy i don't really have it i'm pretty indifferent when it comes to numbers i just like dividing things by two it feels satisfying is the volume on your in your car your car stereo is it always an even number uh i don't have a number range on there so i don't know i'm that guy i don't know what it says about

me if it's like a weird thing but no a lot of people are that way day i'm that way on tv volume i'm that way when i'm pumping gas i'm not that way i don't really care but a lot of people are man what what do you have your temperature set at in your car at all times? It depends on the temp outside, man. What is it like right now? Right now, it's at like 71. That's probably appropriate for what it is outside right now. If it's August, I'm at like 74.

Mine stays on 69. Oh, I'm trying to get chilly in August, baby. I'm at like 68. My car is, I think my thermostat's a little off in my whip, honestly. It's backtracking. I think the candy paint threw it off or something. The temperature regulates differently. Does the candy paint insulate a little bit better?

I think it might, yeah. Interesting. It might be, yeah. I keep mine at 68, but I actually prefer 69 degrees. I think that's the perfect temperature, but I don't want people getting in my car being like, oh, he keeps it at 69. That's so funny. I'd be sleeping in 69 degrees. I think that's the perfect temperature, but I don't want people getting in my car being like, oh, he keeps it at 69. That's so funny.

I'd be sleeping in 69 degrees. Really? I think that's optimum. Between like 68 and 70. I think that's ideal for the human body. I like to give a major shout out to Nest. Oh, dude, must be nice. I actually don't have a Nest right now.

Our underwater ally? What was the damage of getting that installed? I don't have one right now, but I used to have one and honestly, I really liked it i'd like being able to control everything from from my phone we have a nest downstairs and upstairs we don't and there's two units and they're they work separately yeah it's like you have a bug's life downstairs and ants upstairs that's what it's like crazy weird dog what david said you had a nest downstairs i thought you trimmed. Yeah, we have a Manscaped sponsor.

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Is it about that time? I thought we were just drafting dope Girl Scouts to squad up with. Who's your favorite Girl Scout of all time? We're not squadding up with Girl Scouts. Why? They're like children. Dude, yeah, but it's like we're trying to do more charity stuff in 2022. My favorite Girl Scout, honestly, probably T honestly probably t swift was she a girl scout

you just googled 50 famous women who were once girl scouts we got them all dog we got venus celine dion hillary clinton queen elizabeth ii carrie fisher dakota fanning venus williams sally ride That's a who's who of famous women. Dude, the alumni network of the Girl Scouts is deep. Is that the original sorority? They say that the Girl Scouts, it's kind of like a pipeline to women in STEM. How do y'all feel about Boy Scouts? I was never a Boy Scout. And I don't think it was because I had anything against them, but I just,

I was shy and I didn't like doing group activities at a young age. I was a Boy Scout. I was a Cub scout and then a boy scout for a little bit and then i stopped doing it in like sixth grade what's with the uniforms man not great handkerchief it's yeah it's like i think they're kind of a vibe they're not a vibe man uh i wish i had taken it more seriously because if you want to teach you some really actual usable stuff like how to change your own oil. Things like that, which is not a hard thing to do, but it's a good thing for people to learn. If you don't recruit some dope dudes, some dope kids to join your squad, you can't have a handkerchief like tank uniforms. No, we totally disagree. Totally disagree.

With medals on your chest and shit. This is swag. It's not swag. I'm looking at their fit right now. That was a wee blow. This dude is rocking his boy scouts hat he's got the neckerchief absolutely busting off that collar like it's not a look this is tactical gear dude he's wearing cargo shorts that go literally down to his shins they tie knots and shit and like start fires don't you wish you knew how to tie a bunch of different kind of knots no i get by just fine don't you ever want an excuse to wear hiking

boots with shorts never not once billy madison style i'm i think i'm gonna join the boy scouts i can start a fire i can change the tire are they accepting 35 year old men i think there's a very specific reason they're not can i can i get fritz in the boy scouts and then i can be the troop leader i think you have to have a background in scouting dude everyone knows i'm the guy to ask questions about the outdoors did y'all have an eagle scout friend friend who like stuck with it and did all that just bear it i would not have there was an eagle scout dude i think barrett was an eagle scout wouldn't have stayed friends with them probably those guys are dude the eagle scout stuff's actually kind of badass i think what do they do what kind of shit go hang out in the woods and shit and just do fucking man shit probably build fires maybe smoke dope with each other in

the woods maybe like go look at different kinds of leaves that's that is sick like peeping those compound leaves all right you're selling it to me a little bit okay how about this they tie knots yeah i knew that. I could tie a knot. Why is one of the first... If you Google Eagle Scouts, it says, is Michael Jordan an Eagle Scout? Can you imagine Michael Jordan being an Eagle Scout? You got to think he's not.

I feel like he had better things to do in high school. I bet Scott Burrell's an Eagle Scout. Only real... What? Scott Burrell's an Eagle Scout. Only real... What? Scott Burrell? You do not remember Scott Burrell? Come on, Scott Burrell. Remind me.

It was Michael Jordan's punching bag on the mid-'90s Bulls. Wow. This guy's not even on the sports vehicle that we have. He should be. You guys bought a car? It's the sports mobile. We just drive around listening to that Longhorn station. Was it the fan or Longhorn Zone?

You know. I honestly would not know. I don't listen to that shit. Dylan knows exactly what you're talking about. I don't. The Longhorn Zone. Dylan applied for a job there, and they turned him down. Now he's anti.

I'm no free pub for that. They would hire me in a second. I bet if you tuned in right now, they're asking if Sark's the guy. Sark going to – Where are we staying? How comfortable are you with Sark now? Late January is Sark the guy conversation. There's no content.

Although, big win for Texas last night. Not that big. We're approaching the dead zone for sports radio. It gets real tough on sports radio in those off-season times. Not in Dallas because you can get a lot of mileage after a failed Cowboy season. True. And there's many of those. True.

So we could talk about – oh, and Sean Payton retiring changed everything. So now we have about – Good glove. We've got about a year's worth of content. No, his brother. Gary's brother, Sean. Oh, okay. Yeah.

I always mix them up. Yeah. A lot of people do that. How are we going to decide the order that we're drafting these Girl Scout cookies in we have to do number all right randy the number randy think of a number between one and ten doing snake draft right yeah where are the where's the list of the cookies i don't i fucking sent you he sent you one dog i'm on it oh my god how could you miss it david randy do you have a number in your mind cookies write it down randy i want confirmation that you wrote that number down i don't want you just cheating dylan seems to get first pick like every time i got it one time dylan's gonna be like i want the

tree foils loser tree foil dog get my shit is it bad that i think i've only had like five different ones i've not had all 12 there's it's definitely a top heavy list all right well you've always liked things that are top heavy oh god is this how you feel yeah this how dylan this is how you feel when i do it to you a little bit how's it feel bitch you know you got your number randy it's fine takes one second to write it i got my number is this one one and ten one through ten you got yours david You got yours, David? I got mine, dog. What are we doing? Oh, yeah, go.

Three, two, one, six. One. Four. Two. I get first pick. What'd you pick? One. Dave said what? Four.

I'm last pick, dog. Shit. Oh, that's tough. That's tough, buddy. I'm still going to out-draft you bitches. No, you're not. But I'm going to shock the world withraft you bitches. No, you're not. But I'm going to shock the world with my first one.

We're not each doing our personal draft. I'm just trying to explain it. Let's hear it, dog. This might be controversial. I mean, there's a lot of people out there who are like, you got to go Thin Mint, number one. And I'm just simply not doing that. I actually that thin mints are are very you know regular to me it's a thin mint a mint that's thin right which is why i will be going with my first pick my favorite cookie the tag along that's the

great that's it that's that you are correct no one can dispute that the peanut butter patty yes it's called the peanut butter patty or a tag along it's crispy cookies flavored with peanut butter and covered with a chocolatey coating i love these things i think they're so satisfying to bite these are definitely a top seven girl you can see your teeth marks when you bite them oh they're so good they're so you don't have to freeze them to make them good like no you just pop them out of the thing calm down oh they're so good dude we're gonna get so much engagement from this. That's a good pick.

That would have been probably my third pick. I had to get out there before when you guys got it. I'd feel bad if I left this without getting that when I had the first pick. Man, a lot of pressure on the number two pick here. D-Bad. Samoa's. Really? Okay.

Dylan. I'm not going to lie. That's a terrible pick. No. It's a crisp cookie with caramel coconut and chocolatey stripes if i had the last pick and samoa's were the only cookie left i would simply refuse to pick i would just leave an empty roster slot that's just straight up like i'm being real coconut david dude it's not even that coconutty though like it's really not what do you have against the samoa people sorry i just vomited all over the floor by my seat i'm thinking against samoa people what are you talking about also known as the caramel delight well i don't like the two

name thing you want to hear something i have the next two picks as this is a snake draft. And my top two cookies are still on the board, which is amazing. Says a lot about you. Amazing that you guys left the best cookies. Dude, Luca just fell to three. Yeah. Micah Parsons fell to eight. Dallas Sports references. I'm about to scoop Jordan Kobe right now.

Rest in peace. Two years ago today. Yes. Shit. I wish we were skiing right now rest in peace two years ago today yes shit i wish we were skiing right now the most sad i've seen a bunch of men in a in a bar in breckenridge it's a weird day just dudes looking at each other with tears in their eyes and we're all like people were walking around we were at some like mountainside y'all were sure and like we were shredding and we got off the hill and mountain and someone was like uh kobe just died it was klein and everybody everybody was just walking around that bar like zombies like everybody was just like you could tell everyone had something on their mind the entire time oh there's a picture of me like on instagram like 15 minutes after finding out i

had just like a what is life face on my face it was bad man he had a what is life face on my face? It was bad, man. He had a what is life face on his face. That's right. What kind of face do you have on your face? Maybe don't hurt me. You have that mustache. The audacity. The audacity. I'm a straight white man with a mustache.

Here comes picks three and four, aka the best cookies available. That's how a draft works. Even if not even available, just the best cookies overall. Number one for me, well, number three, is the Dosey Dough, a.k.a. the peanut butter sandwich. These, for me, are the best Girl Scout cookie out there. Remind me of Nutter Butters.

A little dry for my liking. I don't care. Okay, you're the coconut guy. No, that's a good take, you know that's a good take dave that's a good take no dozy does are really good everybody knows i'm a big peanut butter guy everybody knows that i eat peanut butter every day so there's no way you eat peanut butter i eat peanut butter in some capacity every day if i'm doing like a little fold over peanut butter sandwich i'll do a peanut butter on a cracker i'll put peanut butter in a smoothie did you see

the snack that i bought we've got the peanut the golf course peanut butter crackers. I'll do a peanut butter on a cracker. I'll put peanut butter in a smoothie. Did you see the snack that I bought? We've got the peanut, the golf course peanut butter crackers in there right now. I have some of those at the crib as well. We've got them here. Cause I'm the snack guy. I didn't know you were such a savage when it came to peanut butter. I'll just,

I'll just bareback it and I'll just go spoon and I'll dip it. I'll just scoop up some peanut butter. Do you give it to Stella? I'm an extra crunchy jiff guy. Do you give it to Stella? I'm an extra crunchy jiff guy Do you give it to Stella? I'll let her lick the spoon sometimes I don't want her going down on Like chowing down on some

Some PB man Yeah Get stuck in her throat Thanks for clarifying You know Yeah Randy loves it My dog does

Yeah they're dogs It's a dog David I've actually pivoted I've pivoted to almond butter so Okay That's pretty nice, man. So the Dosey Dough is the third overall pick. I'm very wealthy, Will. My first round pick.

The next, I'm taking Thin Mints off the board. Yeah, get them out of here. Thin Mints are my number two cookie, personally. I don't even need to freeze them. People do that. They like to brag. I go, shut up. Just eat the cookie.

I think a Thin Mint is a good cookie, but I think the people that have it as their number one, I just think there's something wrong. I just don't really get it. It's my number two. You have two good picks there, but I would still pick mine and Dave's before your two. That's a terrible. I'm not a mint guy.

Oh, but you're a coconut guy? The coconut texture ruins everything that it's ever been in, ever in the history of food. So do you not like peanut butter chocolate combinations? that's why i like mine so much i do but i like them more not together separate is another word for that is it my chocolate i love peanut butter you put them together it's still good but it's like yeah is d-man on the board or not d-man's on the board all right well here's the fun part. We've named all of the cookies that I've tried. No, there are

others you've tried. I already won the draft. Thanks, Dylan. So now I'm just going to do bits, so of course. I don't think I've added any of the other ones, Will. Yes, you have. You've never had the shortbread? No. You've never had the lemonades?

The lemon ones? Either of them? No, man. What about the s'more? I've never had the lemonades, the lemon ones, either of them? No, man. What about the s'more? I've never been to a lemon party. Dude, that s'more one looks different. I just want s'more. I'm going to go with the s'more because I've had a s'more, but not a Girl Scout s'more. So I'm assuming that they do it right.

So with my pick, I'm going Girl Scout s'more. Thank you. See, this is tough because I am officially in the territory of either having to choose a cookie that I've had that I don't like, or I can choose one that I've never had that just looks incredible. You get two picks here, dog. Oh, I do. I do. Okay.

Here's what we're going to do. I'm picking two cookies that I've never even had before. Okay. I'm going to hit them with The Adventureful It's an indulgent brownie inspired cookie Topped with caramel flavored cream With a hint of sea salt Super intrigued by that one but I've never had it

I can't believe that like I've never had this one because it seems right up my alley A hint of sea salt That's a nice touch And I'm also going to follow this up with something that's a little more health conscious. A little gluten free for the people out there. Shouts

out to the people out there with celiacs. Y'all are real ones. Okay. Just get to your pick. It's rich. It's buttery. It's sweet, but yet it's crunchy. I'm talking toffee-tastic, baby. Toffee-tastic? I love toffee. I've never had either of the cookies

that I just chose, but honestly, if I was ordering cookies from a Girl Scout right now, those would make the cut. I fuck with toffee a little bit. Not a lot,

but a little bit. That's not a bad pick, Will. Thank you. I like what you did here. Thank you. Are you ready for my pick? No, because it's Dave. Oh, shit, you're right.

It's back to Dave for one. Damn, Davey. Hit a true player. This one just sounds fun. Give me the toast, yay. pick my picks because it's dave oh shit you're right it's back to dave for one damn davey hit a true player um this one just sounds fun give me the toast yay it's a yummy toast shaped cookie full of french toast flavor and dipped in delicious icing the toast yay is that the the kanye one that he that's where you you bring it lot of reaching on this pod today. That's your pick? The toast, yay. Again, we've exceeded my... Dude, they're full of French toast flavor.

You don't like French toast? They're actually... I call it freedom toast, by the way. What they're not showing on here, Dave, is that there is some icing on the backside of that thing. Yeah. You guys are leaving me with another classic. I know it's probably like your

grandma's favorite and it's the shortbread the treat the tree foil is that what you call it yeah tray foil i don't know if it's tree foil tray foil um it's a classic it's it's not a fantastic cookie but it is a staple and it's been around for a minute it's been in the game for a minute i should say um and it's been doing its thing, holding it down. So I'm going shortbread. I have another, my last pick is coming up. Wow. That's right now. Lemonade.

Savory, refreshing shortbread cookie topped with a tangy lemon-flavored icing. Let's go. I just body bagged y'all. I just don't like lemon with my sweets. My, my dessert. Are you a key lime pie guy? You don't like a little tang?

No, not a little, a little tartness. If you're not a key lime pie guy, what kind of pie guy are you? Key lime pie is my favorite pie, David. Pumpkin pie.

David, a key lime pie is my favorite pie. I don't eat it. It's my wife's favorite pie as well, but I'm not big at it. I'm not big on the key lime. I like it, but it's not my favorite by any means. Well, that's bad, too.

I'll eat it. Like, if that's what's there, I won't just stare at it. I'll eat it. Well, our taste buds are, like, better rivals. Like, they just don't get along. They're on different waves. Seriously. Dave, you got one last cookie.

We only have two left. You can either have the lemon up that says I'm a leader on it, or you can have the caramel chocolate chip, which is gluten-free. I'm going caramel chocolate chip all day. Fuck. I'm sorry, man. It's okay, man. I get it. I didn't know they did a traditional chocolate chip cookie.

Well, it's not traditional. It has caramel in it. Okay. It's fair. God, dude. It's got a hint of sea salt. This might blow some minds here, but with my final pick i'm going with the lemon up a crispy lemon cookie baked with inspiring messages that's that's good that's good i like empowering the the youth of the nation let's fucking go honestly i think if i had to guess who's going to uh really i'm gonna win this like you're gonna have a lot of people

in the comments that are supporting you, but that's just because you went with the mainstream picks. That's your prerogative. I went with the best picks. He's a top 40 guy. You're kind of just a mainstream dude. What? Not a mainstream dude. Dylan's Faves is like all Kanye

songs. It's not even true, man. You didn't have me coming to Dylan's Faves. It's not a big deal. It's not even true, man. You didn't have any coming to Dylan's face. It's not a big deal. It's okay. Nothing wrong, dude. It's mainstream because it's popular. There's something good about it.

No, you'll probably win. I'm a deep cut guy. Oh, really? Try hard. Any deep cut guy is just a try hard. I'll cut you deep, dog. Oh, my favorite song

on that album is the eighth most popular one because i'm just super cool and different shut up you're really telling on yourself who hurt you bunch of dorks like what happened nerd city over here what go go with the majority in life dylan see where that leads you dog see where that leads you, dog. See where that leads you. Sometimes it's fun to be a salmon going against the... You say salmon? A salmon, yeah. Going against the grain.

You don't say salmon? It's a salmon. Former Angel's great. You like to swim with the river or against the river? You know I go against it. You know what I could do all day? I could watch bears just sit up there and just swipe those things out of the air when that cam is going on that

whatever website that is when it's like chubby bear week or whatever they call it it's it's kind of nice is there a chubby bear week they have like fat bear week or whatever where they just have a cam on these bears that are just eating salmon they just bulk maybe some chinooks i don't know it's basically what raw meat guy's doing every day yeah happy day 75 to raw meat experiment did y'all see liver king um did a video in front of the cow that he was about to slaughter yeah why did he do that i don't know you know he also admitted that he doesn't brush his teeth correct wear deodorant which the deodorant thing's not surprising at all the teeth thing is jarring if if his his point was to show that like oh yeah look anybody can

eat eat uh fresh bone marrow and liver and stuff all you have to do is just raise cattle then slaughter it yeah have have a bunch of money stored away in a bank account that allows you to live a very uh different lifestyle without having to worry about anything. Yeah, I live in city limits. I don't know. Yeah, I can't just have a cow out in my backyard. Do any of y'all's neighbors have chickens? No. That's become a thing.

But I live in a condo, so. That's fair. That would be weird. That would be weird. Yeah, it'd be weird if they had chickens there. Our old place across the park, you would hear the rooster crowing. Really? I kind of liked it, honestly.

Dude, something that I've never understood is if the chicken was before the egg. You know? We should talk that out. Dude, like, you go in circles. Because in order to have a chicken, you need an egg. But in order to get an egg, you need a chicken. So which one was it? What are you hunting and pecking over there?

I'm crafting a tweet. Your hands look like little chickens. Let me guess. This is a tweet touting your draft. Saying how good it's going to be. I have the best draft. Top 40 Dylan. Very predictable.

I have the best draft. So annoying, man. If we're talking about things that are the best and maybe a little drafty sometimes, let's talk about bird dogs real quick. They got the most comfortable pants joggers shorts ever and guess what i'm not gonna fit in mind if i eat all these girl scout cookies you know what i mean love these things they stole lulu lemon's designer they did kidnapped him told him you're you're with us now look i pull out the pants and i throw them on you don't know if i'm going to the golf course it's a happy hour you know if i'm going to work

i'm going to the discotheca because they're kind of my everything pants that's the thing about them they're my party pants you might see me wearing them uh saturday more on that later yeah stop teasing this weekend in fun dude i'm teasing dude they've got the wayne regrets keys the babe ruth or the gay bruce i'm sorry like they've got they got it all humming right now they've got their names are goaded i will give them that i think i have do i have the jeff pesos they named pants after you dave what came first first? Me as Jeff Bezos or bird dogs? Hard to say. I don't hate that we're on the same wave as bird dogs, though.

No. A-woo! Yeah. A-woo! There's not that many companies out there that are doing pants with built-in liners. You don't see that? No. No, I like it. Oh. Sometimes I forget that they have a built-in liners. You don't see that. No. No, I like it.

Oh. Sometimes I forget that they have a built-in liner. I put on underpants, and then I go put the pants on to go play golf in them. I've doubled up before. And I'm like, oh, man. I don't need these things. I've doubled up for double protection, but...

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Dave was saying how it's low-key heat and you agree with everything said in the song. It's a banger. For sure. Do you guys mind if I read some of the lyrics from this for you guys? Yeah, man, go ahead. We can't play the song because then we'll get our podcast taken off because i mean copyright stuff and everything can't monetize yeah it says we the people and all we do reserve the right to scream fuck you

wear your mask take your pills now a whole generation's mentally ill and then he and then he follows that little verse up with hey hey, yeah, man, fuck Fauci. Okay, so this first verse is coming out real hot. Do you think Fauci had getting called out by Kid Rock on his 2022 bingo card? He probably did, actually. He probably was very, very ready for this. Dr. Fauci, man, this dude has been taking, he's just trying to do his job. He's been taking heat for three years now.

Just straight gas all the time. I feel bad for the dude. Can I read you a couple of- I think he's doing pretty well. I think he's been taking heat for three years now just straight gas all the time i feel bad for the dude can i read you a couple i think he's doing pretty well he's doing he's i think he's financially benefited probably don't need yeah you know i'm saying like he's just i'd trade place with fowler right now he's probably balling he said but kovitz near it's coming to town we got to act quick shut our borders down joe biden does the media embraces big don doesn't they call him racist so who is Big Don? He's talking about Don Cheadle.

Don Cheadle. Don Ruff, maybe. Don Ruff. Mm-hmm. Yeah, you know, I gotta say, Kid Rock's had two songs come out in the last couple months. This one is... Not as bad. This one is not as bad.

This one's not as bad as the other one. Well, this one, let me read the chorus for those out there wondering and being like, we'll get to the chorus. We, the people. Ooh,

let's go, Brandon. We, the people. Ooh, let's go, Brandon. We,

the people. Ooh, let's go, Brandon. We, the people. Brandon's like Brandon. Brandon's like his lead guitar player.

Who's going to shred a solo. So he's like, he's encouraging him in the song. It's weird's go Brandon. We the people. Brandon's like his lead guitar player who's going to shred a solo. So he's encouraging him in the song. It's weird that they left that in there, but I guess it's kind of an ad lib. Fuck Facebook. Fuck Twitter too and the mainstream media. Fuck you too. Wow. I sign up for that.

I mean. As someone who spends way too much time on Twitter. I'm not happy about it. I know the kid's trying to support Donald Trump here. And I know Donald Trump is currently not on Twitter. But like, I think if you gave Don a little, little pass to get a little get out of jail free card on Twitter, he would take that card. He likes Twitter still.

If you like, if, if, if Kid Rock likes the Don so much, why doesn't he do like a Don takeover of his Twitter one day where he just gives him the login and says, hey, just go off, King. How has no one done that? How does no one do Donald Trump takeovers every time? Because they're afraid of getting suspended too. They'd get like 100,000 followers immediately. If you're a politician, just do a Donald Trump takeover. Will it get more or less engagement than the TFM snap takeovers from about six years ago?

Probably about the same amount of anonymous harassment. Okay. Okay. Does he announce like, oh, Don don's taking over it should be like after the fact by the way like the last 24 hours that was don on the on the sticks i want to see him do an ama where he like old school where he holds up the signs says ask me anything or whatever i remember we did some amas we did that's fun i like AMAs. I'll do another one soon. He also says, fuck CNN, fuck TMZ. No, I can see that. No, no, no, no, no. And you social media trolls, you can suck on D's.

What are you talking about? Like, D's what? Well, he actually clarifies in the next line. He says, D's nuts. That's what's up. Oh. I didn't even mean to set you up for that. No, I mean, yeah.

No, he does mansplain what D's actually means, which I'm happy for. Very cool. You know what? I don't like that because if not for TMZ, how else would we know that Lamar Odom gifted Kobe and Gigi Bryant chain on anniversary of death? Everyone was wondering what Lamar was up to. That is a very – okay, I'm'm sorry that's a chain the visual here

it's a chain very very preposterous in my final reading from this song i'm going to read to you uh the time where he employs people to come together you know like he really wants us to to all come together and just do something better for the greater good it says if you down with love and want to make things better all we got to do is just come together and just do something better for the greater good. It says, if you down with love and want to make things better, all we got to do is just come together, weather the storm and take my hand, then follow me to the promised land. Because we the people, we got to unite to follow a good time guiding light. Climb aboard this love boat and rock that bitch up and down the coast.

I think that was a haiku. It's just very interesting that in a song where he says, fuck numerous people and numerous media outlets that he's just saying that we all need to come together well i think we can all come together and say that it's hilarious that china censored the ending of fight club so that the cops win why do they do that they're backing the blue which i think is cool were that many people in china watching fight club i don't know i always resisted Fight Club because the people that liked it just liked it too much. People who liked it weren't just like, oh, that's a good movie.

They went all in. Cult following. They thought they were Tyler Durden. Like Colt McCoy? Yeah. Maybe. I was going to say with the death of Meatloaf. He had a very, very noted appearance in Fight Club.

I would do anything for love He was in Fight Club? I won't do that Interesting You're the Meatloaf guy How did you take his death? Meatloaf is a Dallas guy too Really?

He would do anything for love Except for that one thing What was that one thing? What's one thing you wouldn't anything for love except for that one thing what was that one thing you wouldn't do for love quite a bit one thing just narrow it down um the same thing that meatloaf wouldn't do which was i don't want to talk i don't like to talk about it didn't she like wanted to move to san antonio or something he was like nah i wouldn't eat samoa's for love please dude you're you're that's what i you're trying to downgrade a cookie that has like some of the biggest followers out there

coconut the coconut flavor i'm okay with coconut itself the texture of it the grittiness of it you're out of here it's so trumped by the other flavors in that cookie. I'm so out, dude. You have no idea. It's just whatever. Hey, Dave, can I ask you a question? What's Dave watching? Give me my music. I've been turned on to this show by a number of Twitter users talking about it. What?

Don't worry about it. Don't worry, dude. Dylan just did the John Stockton move. What, made up some fact about COVID deaths? You could never. Is he? What? What did he do that?

What was he up to? Recently, I think he said 150 athletes dropped dead after the vaccine. Something. I shouldn't have brought that dropped dead after the vaccine. Something. I shouldn't have brought that up. That doesn't feel accurate. But he did. It was trending. People got me watching Yellow Jackets.

So what is this show? I've heard about it. I'm four deep. Is it about people wearing yellow jackets or is it about bees? It's about a high school soccer team, young ladies. Is their mascot the Yellow Jackets? Correct. It's a footy show?

You would not make it through the first episode's a footy show the first you would not make it through the first episode because the footy footage is so bad that's not what i want to hear first episode i'll say not good episodes two through four good compelling it is um they go they are flying to nationals because they won state. I didn't know that that was a thing. I'm looking at this team right now, the lineup. This team did not win state. This team allegedly wins state.

Then they get on a plane, a private jet, a PJ to go to nationals and it crashes. Oh, shit. And some of them die. Some of them perish in the accident. Many of them survive and then it and then they're on this island. I don't know if it's an island. I genuinely don't know where they are. They're in the woods.

This is like the plot of Alive. Correct. Do they start eating each other to survive? We'll see. It's alluded to. I'm only four deep. I think someone's getting eaten. Eat that girl.

It's going to happen. Anyway. Somebody's going to get eaten. facts i think someone's getting eaten eat that girl it's gonna happen anyway somebody's gonna get eaten is it better to kill someone that's in shape and like muscular if you're gonna eat that or do you want blubber you want blood you want that marble you want yeah you want that whack you so when we fly private to the when when the trashy peas send us a pj for our uh first pitch and we crash somewhere like are y'all gonna eat me? Yeah. Damn. It's not what you want. We can bring Randy and start it in his

Juicy ass? Start it in his cake. Yeah, that's where I would probably start. I'll have that for dessert. Just let the record reflect I did not participate in that banter.

I'm sorry Randy. Dave, I've been watching something. You ready for this? What's Will watch? Dude, I'm a cheer guy now. Oh, God. I thought about it.

Netflix basically forces it upon you every time you open it. Bays in on it. All I'll say about cheer is this. That show is so unnecessarily intense. It does not need to be as intense as it is. There is no one having fun on this show. Everyone is just stressed out, hating their lives, injuring themselves, or just complaining about something.

Navarro Junior College? Yeah, and then there's also another one, Trinity. They've introduced Trinity this year, and I gotta say, I'm a Trinity guy. Navarro's goaded, though. Yeah, they are goaded. They are goaded, but Trinity's trying to make a name for themselves, and the one thing I like about the Trinity guys is that

the dudes on the team, they refuse to smile. Cheerleading, you're supposed to be generally happy. The dudes on the Trinity team are like, no, we don't smile on this side. Bigger dynasty, Navarro Junior College cheerleading team or the Texas Tech meat judging team? We need to do something with the meat judging team. We need to do some type of video content with them. What, like judge your tube steak? What are you talking about? Maybe. What if we all grilled a piece of meat and gave it to them and they judged it?

We know enough people who have Texas Tech connections that we could absolutely get looped into that scene. Dude, it'd be so fun. It'd be so fun to do that. I think it sounds fun. We'd get out there,

we'd have to put on our goggles and lab coats and we would just walk around like, okay. How did they get so goaded at judging me? They just recruit really well. It would end with them beating me up or is it kind of the thing where like they're the only ones doing it oh no i think nebraska is a good program universities

compete like they're 40 time national championships but they've never actually competed against anybody they hold it at tech is that how micah got second place in a jujitsu tournament because there was only one other person yeah it was weird the podium wasn't filled out it's been like the best curling team in texas there were like three teams in texas you know what i mean yeah but you're the best still but you're the best out of three so just saying it's still pretty good i'm not trying to discredit or i guess i am but i'm just i'm just curious i'm just curious i don't know how it works i think y'all should start watching yellow jackets okay i'm intrigued yellow jay how long are the episodes because you know i go to bed at 9 57 minutes i don't know that's too long so precise

i need to be on my half hour shit no that i was hoping that was the case it's not um but it's one of those shows that it does present day when they're adults and then it flashes back so it's one of those and i know that can be difficult for some people like well who's this i'm on my love island australia shit right let's go trash tv okay cheer i've been watching some trash tv that was him i'm a bachelor boy um are you really watching it yeah i've watched every episode of this season we should recap that on patreon there's a new guy a new guy who just showed up i'm only three episodes into the the newest australia season yeah what's his name he is so freaking jacked it's unbelievable what's his name i don't know he's got i don't know but my goodness i really i i don't know why i think in a previous life i was on love island i don't think that's accurate i think it was do they let

guys like you on their shredded dudes yeah yeah just dudes with just big old legs they would love me out of their 10 000 shorts i i actually threw a question toward the mail-in one day i didn't say that i asked this question but i sent it in i asked them out of all the tv shows that i'm about to list which ones would you guys do the best in and they changed one of them out but the tv shows that they decided on were love island amazing race and i think they took survivor out and they did another one brett said that he would win love island are you is it hard because he's a simp that's why do good people do good people win love island yeah okay so it's not like cutthroat no it, it can get there, but usually you benefit more by not being cutthroat on that show.

What if you're there for the wrong reasons? I mean, Millie won, and that's all I need. Millie Rock, you just ruined it for a lot of people. If you're still watching the end of Love Island seasons, you're wasting your time. You just got to watch until like a week after Casa Amor. Millie's fantastic. She's wonderful. She got the follow on instagram from

your boy millie moo they wouldn't know no i wouldn't i'm trying to think what else dave's watching randy told me i was watching too many shows the other day randy told me yeah but you're watching all these shows that have numbers in it i can't keep it straight you're like yeah i'm watching station 11 which still recommend it archive 81 not very good but whatever i try to get bay into righteous gemstones not into it that's crazy to me can i ask you a personal question yeah did she go to a mega church growing up no okay it's so good this season it's so good there are really none in austin like mega churches it's because it's a godless town i'm trying to go to a sega church god don't live here no more trying to go to a sega sega my sega was so much better than your sega was

that's fair what's the biggest church in town where'd you go to church what's your religion take me to church i'm non-denominated okay just growing up though i don't know yeah um i my family we were like um four times a year family we went to riverbend classic oh yeah riverbend's kind of big not mega but yeah it's it is on the big side for sure yeah dude the riverbends that's actually where um shut up nick lachey and jessica sim married. Really? People don't know that. They have since divorced, however. She's doing very well. She is.

Yeah. Nick Lachey, not as well. I think we need to all get in on a show together. It doesn't have to be any of the ones we've just named. It could be like the next thing. Just give us something. Whatever the next big show is that comes out that we are all in on like i would have said ozark but you hate ozark and you don't watch ozark right no that that just came out that that would be a show that has enough of a following that we could do a uh touching things or what do we call it do we do another one

remember touching things yeah like we can do another one of those on patreon i kind of like doing those but it does take a lot of effort i think i saw that around memorial day is the new stranger things i saw that in dumois when they were spilling all the tea i'm gonna watch it but i i just don't know if i need another round of stranger things i'm kind of tired of them doing the exact same thing in their hometown every time some of these parents need to get the fuck out. I would move. There's other places to live. Yeah. Just figure it out. Like if Austin became hella haunted

and kids were getting like killed and stuff, I'd probably just leave. Yellow Jackets also goes heavy on the 90s nostalgia. Like that. For 90s kids. 90s soccer kids eating each other. That sounds great. That's the setting of the plane crash.

That's your time period. Perfect. A little episode one it kind of forces it in it's like we get it it's the 90s but it gets better it gets way better i would compare the soccer scenes to the soccer scenes from season one sopranos stop and you know what i'm talking about it's just inarticulate italian noises nothing makes the credibility of something go down faster than when they have really shitty sports scenes i think soccer is just a hard it's a hard hard sport to replicate with actors even with like friday night lights like is tim riggins really catching a game when

he touched on every fucking game yeah he's rigging you don't throw to your fullback every time the game's on the line if your fullback's dude it's crazy riggins actually said that like they didn't even do a play he just ran into space On that last play And like he made it happen Sorry I'm just alluding To Travis Kelsey Not a big deal I watch sports That was over my head

Over your head I would get back Into Ozark Enough people like Make me feel bad For not watching it I just need to Finish season two

I will not be Watching Ozark I didn't think It was that good I'm kind of over it I think it's was that good. I'm kind of over it. I think it's the final season, but I'm kind of over it. I was kind of a, this is a take that Dylan will probably hate, but I kept comparing it to Breaking Bad,

and I was just like, Breaking Bad is so much better. I can't do this. A thousand times better. Why would I hate that take? A thousand times better. Because it's kind of a borderline, it's just kind of a hipster hard-o take. Even though Breaking Bad was a wildly popular show.

So it doesn't really make any sense what I just said. But still, the fact that it remains, I can't not compare it to Walter White's performance. And I can't buy, what's the guy's name? Jason Bateman. I can never buy him in that role. That's what I said from the jump, dude. It doesn't click. he's like a quirky funny guy and he's i just didn't buy it and i know a lot of you guys out there are upset with me and i look i just want to say uh if you want to talk about it email dylan at washmedia.com walter white went from like the malcolm and the middle dad to that

role not i mean there was did shit in between course, but like that dude's got range. But part of the charm of Marty bird is that Marty bird isn't the, someone that you'd expect to be a drug Kingpin. And that's why it's interesting. I just didn't buy his character dog. I get it. You know what you should buy. Okay.

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We got a little update from our man, Mason Ramsey. Remember like four or five years ago when this dude was playing like ut frat tailgates all off of his um his yodel appearance in a walmart i think he did it did he do a an old town road remix yeah he did he did he went to coachella and performed on stage with those guys. Oh, that's right. Like he was living. Apparently.

He kind of disappeared. He did. Well, I got nervous for a long time. He put out a couple bangers though. I was nervous. Like just the other day, I thought, what happened to Yodel Kid? And I searched Yodel Kid and nothing came up. This was like probably five days ago.

And I was like, I was a little concerned. I was like, did we lose Mason? is mason like okay he's okay and this is honestly the best thing that could have happened to him because you know when you're that young and you have that much success it can get weird you have people taking advantage of you and you could lose all your money well mason um has pivoted for the time being he's a sandwich artist he works at sublime he's following in my footsteps it's pretty cool to see i mean that's beautiful is he doing this to to ground himself and like just stay like uh you know salt of the earth type or is he like falling on no i mean he's probably 15 i i don't because he played a couple bangers earlier that were mason ray before i knew it is a

good song it's on spotify how many how many streams is he doing like what what kind of numbers are we talking i don't know i could actually tell you right now because it was kind of a banger for sure so his old town road remix did 61 million his song famous did 54 million but dude spotify isn't it like a penny for every like 25 streams it's something you can live off those numbers i think no but it's not good then you gotta pay your manager your publicist you gotta pay the publishing company the big complaint is that like joe rogan's getting like hundreds of millions of dollars and then artists that are like you know probably doing more streams are getting way less than that. How do musicians monetize their shit modern day?

I think I could be incorrect in this, but I actually think touring is one of the more lucrative things you can do. Touring's the big one, I think. Yeah, I think touring and merch and stuff like that, I think you actually make the most from that, but I could be wrong. Probably Cameo.

Back when I was going to the mall and buying CDs and shit, artists were just stacking that tape, right? Yeah, now they get absolutely boned by Spotify. Spotify just kicks them some paintings every now and then? I guess so. They break them off. This is good.

I'm hoping what happened was his parents were like, hey, you need to get a normal job and just chill out for a little bit. And then if you want to come out with some face-melting bangers, you can do that. But for now, you need to go make me a meatball sub on Asiago Cheddar. Does Rhodes know that he's a legacy? I'm not going to tell him yet because I don't want him to get a big head about it

and know that he can just go get a job at Subway. You don't want to spend that money before he actually has it. I get it, yeah. I want him to earn it. Not a's not a silver spoon that's big of you not a silver piece of bread in his mouth if you if you let's just say that parks decided to yodel at a walmart one day and he went viral on youtube for it let's say he gets picked up by like lil nas x and billy ray cyrus and he's at coachella performing i'm gonna pick him up and let's say the checks are

just flowing in he's on lil nas x's shoulders what do you do with that money like what do you do when your kids start stacking more paper than you do oh i gotta buy bitcoin i now's the time i put it away for him i it's we're saving it we're collecting interest on it somehow i'm buying here's the question if you put it away at what age We're saving it. We're collecting interest on it somehow. I'm buying every day. Here's the question. If you put it away, at what age do you allow them to access that money? I mean, when they're 18, they become an adult. It's kind of like the age when they get access to that shit, right? Yeah, but I feel like if someone gave me all my money at 18,

it would have been a bad situation. I'll set up a trust for y'all. Facts? Big facts. That's a nice looking bowl on your timeline, Dave. Where's that from? Fuck with that thing. The only kind of bowls I know about that kind of smoke that kush out of.

Really? You're sticky mota. Randy? Randy knows what I'm talking about. Randy's very put off with this episode. I can tell. You know I stay burning that kush, that sticky kush. When you were selling Motorola's, were you actually just selling weed out of the back of the day?

I thought about you when I was at the AT&T store. I was like, this could be Dylan. I started selling Motorola's, but then I switched to Primeco. Wait, you updated? You got a new phone at the AT&T store? You didn't go to the Apple store? I feel like going to the Apple store at this junction is like the move. You went to the AT&T store?

I was changing some plant stuff too oh i didn't pay any money for this i paid like 50 bucks in taxes a lot of people have unlimited not me though i have god's plan fun fact they text your little dick off though afterward now they're telling me that they've offset my carbon footprint or the carbon footprint of the new device by supporting regional tree planting projects through AT&T carbon neutral 5G. Oh, I guess you don't care about that kind of stuff because I do. I just don't need a text about it. Oh, I'm over texted. How's that new camera, Doug? It's great. It's great. I posted a good gram of the roads man yesterday. That's sick. I don't even know if I utilize you hit us with that fedora hat or that photo. No, that was old camera. Oh, okay. That was when I first walked in.

I always park at Nordstrom. That's a rule. I park at Nordstrom, walk through men's section, saw the hat, sent the hat to the group text. Fun fact, got no response.

People were just like, okay. I was too busy showing all my friends. Look how funny this hat is. It's a good hat. It's a good hat. The hat is heat.

The sales guy said I'm like the only person he's seen pull it off. Surely he wasn't just trying to sell it to you. No. I think. I kind of wish I hadn't put that photo on Twitter. Why?

I think it's now an emote or emoji on Discord. I hope it is. I hope it is. Is it time? But anyway, yeah, Mason, we're proud of you. Big ups to Mason, man. Big hope it is. I hope it is. Is it time? But anyway, yeah, Mason, we're proud of you. Big ups to Mason, man. Big ups to Mason. They should make him the new face of Subway. Make us forget about the Jared thing. Remember that

twirl he did? I forgot where he was. Yeah, is this like kind of low-key guerrilla marketing activation? Because it's not a bad call for Subway to have him work there and then suddenly he's popping up in commercials and stuff. Maybe, man. Is it time?

I'm going to take my ham with no mayo. Damn. You got to hit it with mayo, though, honestly. Yeah. Spicy mustard. I'm a big spicy musty guy. You lose a lot of different types of mustard. Mustard with ham is a go-to combination for sandwiches.

That's kind of facts. Just saying. Mayonnaise and turkey, also. Did burgers inside last night on the cast iron? Too cold for you out there? Yeah, kind of. I just didn't want to grill. No, you can't cold shame. You can't be too cold about stuff when you cold shame me about my fire

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It's an underrated margarita. Holy shnikes, it's a good margarita. They have a very underrated lunch. And I think the menu doesn't change, but it's a great spot for lunch. I've only been for breakfast and dinner. Great spot, man. Oh, they have some chicken tikka tacos.

Are you kidding me? Are you serious? Chicken spaghetti? Mom's spaghetti. So that's Friday. Courtesy laugh. Saturday. Big day.

Saturday. Big day, folks. First thing, I hate to mention this first, Dave. I know you got a big thing coming up. But Parks has tryouts Saturday. Baseball tryouts. Big day. We've been practicing playing catch in the backyard.

He's already got that swing down. I'm a little nervous for him. I don't want him to get discouraged if he doesn't do well. Kids watching. It's going to be a big crowd there. I don't want him to get too nervous. So I'm kind of worried. But send good vibes our way, please.

Have you been showing him any videos of like pro athletes and like what the sweat like have you shown him any videos of i don't know maybe dudes that play for the padres who round third with all the drip in the world like is he is he gonna do that on saturday i don't think he's gonna be rounding the rounding third base like tatis jr does um but I will teach him that here quickly. But, yeah, I just want him to have fun and leave there with a good attitude and glad that he gets discouraged easily when it comes to, like, sports stuff. He likes to do well.

And if he doesn't do well, he kind of – Wonder where he got that from. Yeah. And I don't want to take up too much of this next. I just want to say we're going to a birthday party, a one-year-old's birthday party right after or before, depending on what time trials are. We don't know yet.

Don't get too twisted. Of course. Yeah. We're going to a one-year-old's birthday party, which Dave will speak more on in a second. Then I have a birthday party that night too. Bay's boss is her 60th birthday party. Bay's boss.

Bay's boss bae's boss uh it's gonna it's formal attire I'm gonna suit up boot up where's it at it's at a

it's at a residence oh private residence private resi hmm uh that'll be a lot of fun sounds VIP it should be

wearing a suit yeah my suit my suit I'm gonna be suited up dog suited up can i ask a baseball question three there are three outs what when are we gonna update these uniforms what do you mean i i don't know how i've fallen into this wormhole on tiktok of of dudes just practicing baseball

stuff but they're all wearing like athletic clothing and not just like the weird ass clothes that baseball players wear is there ever going to be a time when they don all wearing like athletic clothing and not just like the weird ass clothes that baseball players wear. Is there ever going to be a time when they don't wear like those, those like heavy uniforms and they actually put on something a little more athletic. Do you think there's ever going to be a time? No, because as we have learned in recent days, uh,

baseball is not really one to advance change. So yeah, we're cheating. Uh, big poppy got in, didn't he? ever popped yeah he had a positive test didn't yes he did look that up per anonymous dudes on twitter he had a positive test in the replies just saying what are you seeing over there, Davey? I'm reading David Ortiz addressing alleged PED use in 2003. Alleged?

Oh, he addressed it. I don't know if he was ever proven, but I think he's been. I think it's all but known. But again, I don't care. It doesn't bother me. I think they should all get in. I think they should let every single player in to honor everyone. Except for David Freeze.

Why no... Okay. And that's all I have, folks. Davey, main event. I'm going to get the wrath of Red Sox Nation. Look. Oh, no. Yes, it is Rhodeses first birthday party saturday and uh we've got friends and family in town we're gonna do a little thing at our house

we're gonna have some za and we're gonna have some uh some beverages and we're gonna do the thing that i didn't know was a thing until recently where you get like the kid, like a kid cake and they just, they just slop it up. They just go ham. What's it called? There's they just, the whole thing. It's just a photo op. The kid's not really eating the cake.

Maybe he is, but they just get it and they, they mush it on their face. They throw it on the floor and it's fun for everybody. So big mask. Can't wait to clean it up. Everything's always has been. Yeah. So I'm looking forward to it. It's going to be a little overwhelming for him i'm hoping are you bringing fritz is he gonna get the mob uh yeah fritz is gonna be there i think okay good because i don't know how many

other babies will be there well hopefully there's a lot of beautiful babies there are you bringing parks um i'm gonna try to work it out with his mother it is technically her day with him okay but um i mean if i say i want to bring him to the roads man's birthday party i'm sure it should be cool he's invited if he wants to uh swing by very cool thank you nice of you to invite dylan son well and i've been i've been sending him videos of uh some swings i want him to mimic when he's trying out julio franco is the one that i've really been sending please don't send him julio franco is the one that i've really been sending please don't send him julio franco i said i'm gary sheffield i did gary sheffield one of the

quickest bats in baseball man uh yeah so it's saturday and we're doing it early it's like a noon event so people will be out of there by two lunch beers gives us the whole day i can maybe maybe uh maybe i can get and go get some beers afterward. I don't know. Good luck. Because it's not actually his birthday. You have to clean up. I'm going to clean up and then be like,

I'm going to go get some beers with the guys. Of course, his actual birthday is the same day that Bay and I will be celebrating our one-year Annie. Correct. Yeah. That's really big for y'all to share such a date. I think so. My sister and my wife have really they've gone all out on this thing it's gonna be a banger for sure

i'm excited you love to see that i'm excited there might there's a rumor that there's gonna be hot toddies there's a rumor that there's a theme hot toddies and beautiful babies there is a theme it's a ski lodge theme. It's an opera ski. You should have it at the lodge. Should we do it here? Too late to pivot? They said there weren't enough wires. You don't have to clear up

or clean up anything. No one else does. We cleaned up. We got that golden chick out of here quick. It only sat here for about 28 hours. I showed up on Friday

and they're like, you want some golden chick? And that box that had like four Boxes of chicken in it Were just sitting right there It was probably still good Yeah I don't have much else going on I'm going out to dinner

With a little somebody you guys might have heard of On the Sunday Scaries podcast feed Barrett Dudley you ever heard of him Yeah he and I are getting dinner on Friday This is a Barrett initiative I'm very excited about it And then I'm going to the Roseman birthday You ever heard of him? Yeah, he and I are getting dinner on Friday. This is a Baird initiative. I'm very excited about it. And then I'm going to the Roseman birthday.

I got bad news. I don't think I can get beers after. Why? Because Sally has a baby shower to go to. Therefore, I will be hanging out with my son. Probably watching a little footy. Trash soccer on. Yeah, can like. i'm excited to meet your family david i don't think i actually my parents i think i've been around your parents at your wedding that dylan didn't go to but i don't think i've ever actually went to the wedding

up the road literally yeah but i don't think i ever like shook hands with them i'm very excited to meet your parents for the first time and i've only met your sister one time at a meetup. And that was about a 10-minute conversation before we had to split up. I am very – it really dawned on me that my parents are going to get to meet Randy, assuming Randy goes. Randy's not going. Randy shows up late to every single thing he gets invited to. Don't feel like you have to go. It's a one-year-old's birthday party. It's fine.

Just pay your respects to the king. But, yeah, like thinking about my parents talking to y'all cause they've literally, I mean, we've been working together for six years, seven years doing this thing for three. Um, they'll probably, my dad will, my dad will have a lot of questions. Good. I think you're going to have, we'll, we'll have a lot of good content Monday. I think.

Good. Can't wait. I'm going to go live with'll have a lot of good content Monday, I think. Good. Can't wait, man. I'm going to go live with your dad. Please don't. No offense. I just, I don't know if he's ready to go live. He's not ready for the spotlight yet. Can I just also say, the tweet that Dylan crafted mid-pod is a very intricate tweet.

Yeah. How did you- Did you just tune out for six minutes? Also, did you get like an extension on the character limit? How many words do you have in this tweet? I was three short of the limit, I think. Pushing it to the limit. Oh, this is good.

Bluto. I'll stop listening to y'all. Bluto got you good. Good, man. Thank you for not listening. A lot of people say it's kind of a good list. He put you on ratio watch. I don't know if you saw.

Ratio watch? That ain't going to happen. That means that conditions are favorable. that it's not that uh ratio has been spotted so keep an eye out for that ratio randy are you coming saturday you're gonna be all hung over and cool you're slick back well he's got a date to watch return of the King. Randy's apartment looks nice as fuck, by the way. Fireplace? Are you kidding me? No one doesn't even have a fireplace.

Dude, did you see how nice Randy's apartment looks? It's true. He might get a referral bonus when I move in there. Yeah, he literally just watches Lord of the Rings. I'm kind of jealous. Randy, can I come over? Why didn't you invite me over? I told you I hadn't seen Two Towers in a long time. Why didn't you invite me over when I told you that yesterday?

You didn't even think about it. You think I'm not going to ditch my wife and son to go watch Two Towers with Randy? We've been working together for how long and I've never got an invite? Not even an invite to go meet you at Kohl's or something? It's pretty unbelievable. Randy never hits me up to hang. I think he secretly hates us. I hope he does.

He leaves here and just like, fuck those guys. got stink what was the biden thing what a dumb son of a bitch let's get the hell out he knew the mic was on he knew it was not i love it uh okay this is epic all right right, let's go. Bye. Have a great weekend.