Circling Back - Glizzy Eating Contests & Rock Lifting with The Lads

Episode Date: June 12, 2024

They're stopping American hero Joey Chestnut from competing in the Nathan's 4th of July Hot Dog Eating Contest, Denmark can't handle spicy food, NFL Network's Scott Hanson exposes dude filming car accident, lifting rocks with the homies, This Weekend in Fun, and so much derailing. Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (17:00) Joey Chestnut OUT for Hot Dog Eating Contest (29:00) US Open, Rory Reconciles mid-PIF deal (35:17) Ohhh, is it too spicy for you? (43:00) Noted GFOP Scott Hanson (53:00) Will’s new favorite guy on Instagram (1:00:50) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) Twillory: www.twillory.com (WASHED18 for $18 off purchase of $139 or more) Naked Wines: www.nakedwines.com/steam (enter STEAM for both the code AND password to get 6 bottles of wine for JUST $39.99 with shipping included) Aura Frames: www.auraframes.com (CIRCLING for $20 off) Rocket Money: www.rocketmoney.com/circling  Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. Circling Back Podcast. Wash Media. Headquarters. Austin, Texas. My name's Will DeFreeze. Davidquarters. Austin, Texas. My name's Will DeVries. David Ruff next to me. What's your move if you run out onto the field of play during a baseball game?

You going backflip? You know you're getting tased, right? Most likely. So what are you going to end it with? What's your closer? Honestly, I think I'm going to run to the corner of the ballpark. And I think I'm going to do some type of soccer celebration. I'm going to do the Cristiano Ronaldo sue.

Right into the warning track. Yeah. I want to pretend like I just scored a goal and I can go do that. Okay. My move is just to to juke security as many times as possible and stay on the field as long as i can see how many security guards you can get out there how long can you last ooh give me um once they approach like start the timer like once they reach me like how long am i can i evade them you mean how long can you be on the field for

reach me like how long am i can i evade them you mean how long can you be on the field for four minutes i think that's fair that's a long time no it's a long time but like honestly unless you get like a pretty in-shape security guard at one of these baseball games which i i haven't been watching baseball much but back in the day when i used to watch they didn't get the most in-shape security guards they had tasers now though You saw what happened to that Cincinnati fan? Yeah, that's the reference. He made it. Not four minutes. If they have tasers, I can't do four.

Four minutes is very difficult. Yeah, that's a long time. I'm different. Two and a half minutes. I can get through a taser. You thought doing WAP lyrics was a long three minutes or whatever? Was it five? What did we do?

Yeah, that's going to be pretty intense. Because they're going to know. Lyrics was a long three minutes or whatever. Was it five? What did we do? Yeah. That's going to be pretty intense. Because they're going to know. They're going to be like, oh, this guy's got a little something. And like, that's Bill out there. And Bill hasn't seen a gym in six years. I'm in better shape than the average security guard. But the problem is the tasers.

But also, like, there are five of them are going to, you know, they're going to deploy the whole fleet after me. Then I'm in trouble. Yeah, they might start reaching for something. Once it hits four minutes, they're like, all right, we got to get this guy out there. Oh, shit. You can never discount the player, like, tossing in a trip or something. Sometimes the players get involved.

I stay away from the players. This guy did not. Yeah. What's the – Player. What's the... Player. What's the charge there? Is it just disorder? What is it?

Disturbing or... Fratting. Yeah, reckless fratting. Sending too full. Extreme send. Yeah. This guy sent it way too hard. Yeah.

You're looking at three to five lifetime ban three to five years you're never getting yeah you're never getting that stadium again right uh probably not lifetime ban unless you write like a well-worded letter okay in europe it's much more common to go naked see that brings into a number of things here that you don't really want um you have to put a sign in your yard potentially what is decent exposure is there decent exposure if you do it tastefully i think those were decent the judge is just looking at the case okay you're pretty decent like the reveal is tasteful there have been in court hog reveal for evidence purposes or is that is that usually photographic evidence i believe it's typically

photographed but you know i'm sure someone's done a bit back in olden times probably wasn't too uncommon to show him the meats tony p has referenced the hog reveal officially his pork loin yeah what's with these cool hot teens at barton springs man what's up with these guys what dude dude austin just feels like the 80s again is it the summer of buff teens you cannot overstate the momentum that white boy summer actually has whether that's good or not for you i don't know but you know i told you it's here told you earlier i was ordering outside of p terry's the other day at the window you're like a walk-up window and there was about five teens all had their shirts off and they're white guys and they're just talking about how much how

much mass they were going to put on this summer. And it was really funny. Just absolute bros. I was just like, man. Do they have vocal fry? Not really. Oh. That might be phasing out a little bit. I'm not sure. It's not trendy anymore to talk like you're from Cali.

I was like, man, these guys are about to have a fucking summer. Yeah. Just swimming and lifting. I don't want these guys in studio. Whoever tweeted that, I couldn't. Should we not get these guys in studio? I feel like. What do we talk to them about?

Their regimens. What they're up to this summer? Yeah, like they're... What they're... I don't know, anything. God. You know, they might have some insights. They're crushing it.

Tattoos are so common with high school kids now. I'm not clear to tattoo pre-18 for either of my kids. No. Unless there's like some really dedicated special reason behind it, but it's just i'm not clear to tattoo pre-18 for either my kids no unless there's like some really dedicated special reason behind it but it's just simply not happening what if it's his teammates name like uh shanahan and chris sims i know that was college but still they got their names tattooed on each other they got their initials each other's initials like no one died in this situation on their ankles no no one died actually you don't know that no i didn't know this no no chris sims and kyle shanahan man okay college

teammates okay big time buds i mean sometimes you gotta tattoo with your boys i don't know i told you what i want to do starting now i'm gonna start doing uh head cover swaps at the cores that's a solid idea dude it's not the worst idea yeah i think you just got a head cover swap with the lads we don't need a jersey swap everyone's sweaty down here after the round but we can do a little head cover swap start on your list okay i've got i know i have one that's intriguing to you yeah and i feel like mine's a little bit stolen valor given like that's not really my scene but but i'm willing to do a swap with it okay okay we'll talk we'll talk i think i might i think it's kind of fun to put head covers

like up for grabs for like number 18 or something all right boys this one's for pink slips yeah put your head covers on the on the t-box it's good you got some nice ones what if you're playing with randy mine are totally generic like They're like brown leather, right? I have one brown leather one, then I have one that's like a wool blanket style thing. What if you're playing with Randy and you end up with a sheath? Randy's not going to play this because he handmade all this

headcuff. You can decline. You can certainly decline the swap offer. You have to earn my weapons. No, no. You have to beat me in battle. You should make a sheath on your golf bag for your sword. For my umbrella sword?

Dude, my arrows got broken in traveling. I'm sorry. Do you not respect your arrows enough? I didn't ship sticks my bag. That's on me. But yeah, I got broke when I went back home and played. So my arrows broke from my little golf stand. Aw, I'm sorry, dude.

It's too bad, man. I'll fix them. It's okay. It makes you feel any better. I used ship sticks exactly one time and my bag got lost in transit. So that was cool. It wasn't their fault. Did y'all ever find arrowheads as a kid?

So I have a theory. My dad used to take me to this place called Drummond Island. Okay. And it's a small island in northern Michigan, and they have cabins there that you can rent. And he used to take me there all the time. We used to go looking for rocks and stuff in the woods. And I'd always find arrowheads at a cliff

that seems unattainable at this rate. But now I'm thinking, now I've since thought, I think my dad was just tossing these down and being like, look what we found. Okay. That's pretty sick. Oh, we had like a pile, Dylan, we had a pile of them

as if it was like finding, I don't know, cool stick. A little convenient. Yeah, it was just a little. And they were sprinkling them out. Have you been finding them lately? No, no, but Randy's, I remember Boy Scout camp specifically or Cub Scouts.

We would find what we thought were arrowheads. And I remember I had one on my dresser for a long time. And looking back, like that was definitely not an arrowhead. Yeah. Kind of looked like one, but it was just a. Just a flat flint rock. Yeah. It'd be a lot cooler if it was.

Yeah. Obviously. Yeah. i think my dad might have bought them locally and maybe was there much um activity up in michigan out michigan way native american yeah huge huge really huge amount yeah very big uh i think it was very big in the beaver trade uh but yeah no huge history up there like Like that's why Michigan has a ton of casinos. Got it. Yeah. That's why like we were allowed to go gamble at 18 and go play blackjack and stuff.

We really wanted to. The Midwest, very, very heavy Native American. Yeah. A lot of names after like Waukegan. Indiana's land of Indians. Yeah, but like that's up there and it's cold. We had, I mean, we had a very white high school, but the biggest minority we had was Native Americans.

And it was probably like 15% if I had to guess. The native baller, famously. Yeah, exactly. The most famous of them all. But no, it's very common. I mean, there's still reservations everywhere. Sick. They're still fighting for their land, honestly.

There was a big lawsuit that could have taken away a lot of land from a lot of rich people in our city. And it ended up going up to like the Michigan Supreme Court. And I think I – The right palms got grease so it didn't happen? Yeah. Yeah. That's how that works. Yeah.

Yeah. But it's cool. They do – every year at our local stadium, they do a big like Native American festival thing. And they do the traditional dances. They have these like fashion shows with the traditional clothing. It's really cool. It's really badass. The Oilers, shout out to the Oilmen. They do a land acknowledgement pregame for every... Oh, really? Yeah. I don't know. I don't know. I have to say which tribe that is, but all the way up around

Edmonton. They're cold. Very cold. Oh yeah. It's cold up there around Edmonton. Very cold. Very cold. Yeah, it's cold up there in Edmonton. What, Randy? So is that what she was doing? Inuit. A land acknowledgement? That Oilers fan? The one with the breasts.

You're obsessed with her. I love how much Randy loves her, dude. Large tracts of land. Okay, okay. Okay. Hey, yesterday we had the dumb zone guys in studio that came down from Dallas, Texas. Had an absolute blast. We recorded long enough that our in-studio timer simply ran out. If that tells you anything, you got to go listen to this episode.

It's on our Patreon. Is it on our official YouTube just like up there? Yeah. It's on Patreon, YouTube, Spotify. It's everywhere. It's on everything. We Is it on our official YouTube, just like up there? Yeah, it's on Patreon, YouTube, Spotify. It's everywhere. It's on everything. We played a little exactly five minutes. We did some bits with them and some segments that they do.

I had fun. I recommend the visual experience. If you're trying to get acquainted with the new characters or the new guys, there's only two of them, but Jake's got the more aggressive voice. You'll notice. You've probably heard that. new guys uh you know there's only two of them but jake's got the more aggressive voice you'll know you'll notice you probably like to apologize to the dumb fucks uh in the for the way i say dumb fucks apparently i put too much emphasis on the fuck part of it well that's just dylan and some people got offended and i thought that's just i thought they were just the dumb fuck when

dylan uh when dylan tells somebody he sucks suck he sucks he does it's it's a got a different stank on yeah dude we got dan to say mid i meant no offense yeah when dan his little segment trying to talk like us that was fine i enjoyed it yeah um my only my only thing i would change and there's really no someone's getting the raw end of the deal they ran their bits and it was like minute 120 or something. I know it wasn't that long, but I felt like- They started up like 40 minutes. By the last 20 minutes, man, I was like, man, I feel like I'm on a Rogan episode.

I've never gone this long. Dude. This is new to me. I honestly needed the V's and Cokes. You didn't get to go record another episode of podcast right after. Did you? Yes. Oh, boy.

Oh, yeah. The real MVP. Oh, I got in the car to drive home yesterday, and I was like, I've been talking to someone for the last forever. It's a good feeling. Human connection is a beautiful thing. I had a great time. That was the day you became a podcaster.

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We have Ross Bolin in the studio? Ross will be here. Just to confirm, is this the first time you've had a New York Times bestselling author on Dylan's Trackhouse? It is. This will be a first for that. We're very excited. Ross used to play with me a bunch at Grand X. He's pretty solid on the sticks.

I'm excited to have him in here. If he comes in here and whips your ass. I welcome it if he was a washed employee and he played in here every day he'd be the second best without question right now like would he beat brett right now um give him a give him a week to get back in shape and yeah okay he'd be brett for sure he's doing ross fit i mean uh um virtual golf in shape yeah i mean those two things go hand in hand. They correspond. Okay, sure. It's a physical game. Yeah.

It is. Hey, I know we got, did you mention Chicago? Oh, yeah, baby. 16 days. 16 days out. I'm feeling better and better about our food situation for Friday night. I'm getting a lot of emails. It's all on you, you know.

Well, here's the deal. I got an email overnight from Pat, Pat Brown. Said, another vote for baba reba it's the juxtaposition of the sangria and the iberico ham croquetas for me dude sangria gets your boy in trouble makes my clothes fall off my mugs he fall right off damn do you guys freak with the sangria swirl at mad at mad al ranchos i've had it. They do a sangria swirl? Oh, yeah. I've had it at Mico, but never Mattel.

Yeah, you can get a sangria swirl. Now I got to go back and try it. Mattel Ranchos. Will, will you be doing the triple nitro stuff for Dylan's track house? I'm going to take the week off. I'm going to regroup after wimping out on last week's Milkster. And I'm going to focus on some other stuff during this stream this week.

I'm hoping that someone gets a hole-in-one so that we can smoke the hole-in-one joint. Have you gotten a hole-in-one? Or have you just holed out from far? I've holed out a few times. No, we said that if Dave got a hole-in-one. If someone not Dylan gets a hole-in-one. Joint time. We burn down.

What does that do for YouTube if you do drugs on it? Gray area. I don't know, man. It's on you. This is on you. I think we might be past our 90-day probation thing. I'll have to go look, but I'm not positive. I'll do a grape soda. For more clarity

around our YouTube ban, please just listen to the Dumb Zone episode from yesterday. Missed opportunity to just do the entire pod yesterday in Pledge Voice. Yeah. Just out of the gate and not warn them. Yeah. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. Yeah, I kind of wish we would have done some more bits to rattle them. Those two

are tough to rattle. Let's rattle them, boys! They couldn't have handled Pledge's voice. Nah. That would have... Nah. Heads would have exploded. Can't throw them in the deep end at that time. No, no. What do you even do? You're just kind of like, alright, well, this is the next two hours? Throw them in the deep end. Let's hear from our friends at Twillery. Meet Twillery,

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What kind of weather are we talking about up there right now, anyway? Hard to say. It wasn't, right? It's a La Nina year. I'll just look it up. We can move on. Joey Chestnut. Out, I don't know. It's a La Nina year. I'll just look it up. We can move on. Joey Chestnut. Yeah. Out.

I'm not watching. I mean, I don't really understand why he's not in it. Because he's doing a deal with a non-meat hot dog company? It's a rival. It's Impossible Foods. So this is just a rivalry play. Like he could still be sponsored by them technically and like compete in this. It's not like there's some rule other than it being some corporate suits not wanting to help each other out.

There's a basic – this is great. This is so great. You want the statement from the Major League Eating Organization? I would love the statement. statement from the major league eating organization i would love the statement mle and nathan's nathan's hot dogs went to great lengths in recent months to accommodate joey and his management team agreeing to the appearance fee and allowing joey to compete in a rival unbranded hot dog eating contest on labor day unbranded it says for nearly two decades please we have worked under the same basic hot dog exclusivity provisions.

However, it seems Joey and his managers have prioritized a new partnership with a different hot dog brand over our long-time relationship. Joey Chestnut is an American hero. We would love nothing more than to have him at Nathan's famous international hot dog eating contest. We hope he returns when he is not representing a rival brand. I get it i understand that you have rules in place for this sort of thing but it's joey chestnut it's like it's like i don't not having it's like a 1998 home run derby and you tell barry bonds mart mcguire and sammy sosa as a trio, you can't compete because there's a conflicting sponsorship somewhere.

It's like, just look the other way. Yeah, you can't have MJ not play. Like, what's going on? It's because they're represented by Clomid instead of D-Ball. Yes, exactly. Like, just look the other way this time. It's Joey Chestnut. That's why people... Dude, it's the Chestnut. Like, how many people are not going this time. It's Joey Chestnut. That's why people...

Dude, it's the chestnut. Like, how many people are not going to watch because he's not competing? I'll tell you. This guy. Same. In fact, not only will I not watch, I will find out what time it's supposed to start and I'll just take a knee and turn my back. You're going to boycott Chestnut.

I'm going to boycott you, bitch. We need a candidate who can intervene here we need someone that can take the highest office in the nation and prioritize what america is all about which is making sure that our top eaters are in the contest i got a candidate for you, Will. Enlighten me. His name is Juan L. Glizidente. You could have a glizzy summit. Obama did it. Yeah, I don't know.

Obama did it with a beer. He had a beer summit. Did he? Yeah. He, like his first term, his first like, I feel like the first month on the job.

Is that was that famous picture come from where he's holding up the big yeah there was a a black professor from harvard who was trying to get in his home and a cop came up and didn't think it was his home and there was a whole thing and it was and obama's like all right well it's a teaching moment for the nation i'm gonna have a beer summit so he invited them both to the white house you could do this or you could just fucking hot dogs you bring the mle guy whoever the commish is and you bring the chestnut and you let them lady in the tramp one big old glizzy maybe a coney from sonic those are good you ever lady in the tramp a coney no i've eaten one just regularly do you guys eat

conies with your hands nope never have like it's it's very prohibitive when i want to order a coney that like sometimes you're not in a great utensil situation it's a knife and fork situation and i'm just not i'm not willing to risk it have you all seen the videos i don't even know what mlb park it is where they're airirdropping in hot dogs. Seattle. Seattle. It's awesome. It's a great place.

Did you have to work hard with them to figure that out? Weirdly, I wasn't involved in that campaign. I know it's weird. It's like that train song. Drops of Glizzies. I don't remember that one. I was watching Hot Ones recently. I'm with Hot Ones. Was Gillis on? Dude. Was I was watching Hot Ones recently I'm familiar with Hot Ones

Was Gillis on? Dude Was Gillis on Hot Ones? He's supposed to be And I was thinking about it And I was like If Dylan was on Hot Ones He would get like

Two thirds of the way through And be like I'm not doing it anymore I can't I'm done It's too hot I'm not doing it I don't handle Extreme Spice

Dude the guy would be like Sitting there like What's your problem? Yeah Just let the guy compete be like sitting there like, what's your problem? Yeah. Just let the guy compete. I think he competes. I don't think they stick with this.

Does he go? Does he show up and just like in the crowd like Mr. T, Joe and Rocky? That would be so fucking sick. What if he set up a stand in the crowd and ate his own hot dogs? Oh, that's the move. That's how you do it. SVP was talking about it yesterday. There's a stat on the screen. It said the only person to eat 70 hot dogs and eating contest in parentheses has done

so six times so it's not a fluke he's done that six times it's a generational talent it's crazy can you imagine we're kind of bearing the lead it's it's a meatless brand by the way that he is repped by now which is strange as a guy who's probably consumed has he consumed more meat did i read any of us did i read that they gave him two thousand or sorry two hundred thousand dollars for the for the deal that's a decent that's a decent deal if you're a professional eater i can't imagine that like outside of the hot dog eating contest we know some real eaters but he could enter every eating contest ever and never lose or rarely lose and just keep doing that he doesn't need the 200k from

vegan hot dog mart is there a cash prize for this competition there is right surely i'm Googling it. $20,000 in cash prizes. That's so low. $10K to each winner for 10 minutes of eating. So nothing crazy. Getting a $200,000 deal for that is pretty freaking good. $10K for 10 minutes of eating? 10 minutes of eating is just a funny thing to say. Yeah, there's much more that goes into it than just 10 minutes of eating is just a funny thing to say yeah it's it there's as much there's much more that goes into it than just 10 minutes of eating yeah it's you have to eat tens of hot dogs and

buns you gotta slam dunk it in the water you have to it's the only way didn't dylan say no that he'd be a billionaire if he got paid ten thousand dollars for every 10 minutes of eating? Stop. You had so much eating. Stop. That's a lifetime of munching. That's dirty. You just eat so much, dude. You're a real eater. You love food.

I enjoy eating food, sure. Yeah. Most people do. I'm hungry. I'm hungry. What did that do to your stomach? 70 dogs? What if this is a longevity play from the chestnut man he switches over from the chestnut man think about it like you you've

had all that meat it's processed it's hella processed can't be good for you long term yeah it's like you know i gotta do something i gotta pivot i'm thinking about myself maybe i want to start a family maybe he's got one i don't know is there any way that they would allow joey chestnut to eat a different style hot dog if you decide to go like vegan i don't think they do i don't think you can on hot ones they'll let you go with cauliflower if you want to really who's done that did sweeney do that sweeney's don't tell me i don't know i don't remember sweeney did that randy barali doesn't know either because he saw famously a chick that was hotter than her once i went to buffalo wild wings and saw a hotter now eating wings she's not hot where was the hotter one she's around here somewhere just every single time i open my discover page on instagram

when he drives down kenny street yeah randy randy randy you got some takes randy was on his cool guy shit yesterday yeah randy showed up i thought he was getting dressed up for the dumb zone guys and then it turned out now randy was just going to cool guy dude austin is such a freaking 80s movie right now randy was just going to blues on the green down at zilker park are those guys just completely unfamiliar with the 80s probably as they're very young but i don't i don't know it just seems like the Austin's really not like the 80s right now you were around when Austin a lot different back then I was a child a very small still around yeah I was I was here in the 80s that's I was born in 87 I'm a child of the 90s yeah

right I'm a child of the 90s also like I feel like that that's how it works your 90s kid I'm a 90s baby. Yeah, like, I was seven as it changed over from 89 to 90. The 90s were just straight up goaded, dude. The 90s were so sick.

I just remember getting home from, like, skiing all day and just tossing on MTV, watching a Smashing Pumpkins video. Do we love it so much because that was when we were kids

or is it widely regarded as, like, a great decade to grow up in? I don't know. I've never, like, gravitated towards, like, the culture of the 80s and the 70s that much when it widely regarded as like a great decade to grow up in? I don't know. I've never like gravitated towards like the culture of the 80s and the 70s that much when it comes to like the stereotypes surrounding those decades.

Like they don't really do much for me, but I love the 90s. Gen X, is it? They speak very highly of the 80s. Very. I mean, they were probably sick, man. But the 90s and 80s were very similar. We just had slightly better technology.

Cocaine was rampant. Internet. We got the internet. Do you think people who were like kids of like the Dust Bowl were like, that was fucking, I know it sounds crazy. That was sick. That was sick. The old Dust Bowl thing.

It's like when people are like, they miss COVID. They like wish COVID could happen again so the world can get shut down. I mean, look, I love throwing on the headset with the boys. I think we can all say that was... I think that they should have COVID month once every four years. Like it's the Olympics where we all just get to sit at home, just lock it down. That'd be so sick. Call of duty with the boys, Peloton our asses off.

It's like the purge, but just for us to be able to be lazy hibernation don't they do that like everywhere else besides america everyone just goes on vacation all the time yeah chinese new year they're off for like three weeks europe they're just vacationing at all times in europe they shut down the shops at like noon it worked like four months out of the year in europe yeah it's It's crazy. Yeah. It's much more chill over there. Yeah. Then again, like, we're America. We're number one, so.

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U.S. Opens this weekend. Kind of snuck up on your boy. Very excited about it. A lot of things going on in the golf world right now we got rom he's out with turf toe what you ever had turf toe i've never had turf toe i don't think so uh it must be very very painful considering golf is not you know much of a physical sport. Is it actually turf toe? Maybe. I heard that the PGA is making him sit out

because he had a gambling addiction. Really? Yeah. And he's trying to. Yeah, and they don't even run this tournament. That's how serious it is. He's not even a PGA Tour. They said, ESPN said,

infected sore located between the little toe and the it just says the next toe on his left foot what is that toe called the ring toe dude the ring toe is that what what do you call that it's the ring toe okay it doesn't make sense but it's it's like a give up like from espn the next toe he doesn't know what we're talking about. I want to see the feet. I mean, do a foot reveal. Yeah. I normally am not one to want to see someone sore, but I feel like if it's going to keep John Rahm out of a major,

I got to see it. No offense to Rambo, but out of all the PGA Tour golfers, his feet are not very high on the list of feet I'd like to see. Whose feet would you like to see most? Adam Scott. Adam Scott would probably have good feet. He's a surfer surfer though dude you can got to imagine he got surf toe surfers have good feet dude he had 10 toes yeah yeah dude i had to drop oxlides surf towel what the hell is surf he's australian you got some wax lodged in there or something nah dude you know they put wax on the board sure added surf top

usually okay no surfers probably have good feet because like salt water is like good for your cuticles and yeah for sure i want to see scotty's feet he's got the shuffle thing going you know kind of wild ass he's probably got that feet yeah he's got he's got straight up dad feet he got fred flintstone feet he's got the most dad energy of anyone. Well, you know, he's added like three miles an hour to his driver swing. So, like, I'm wondering what that is because he's got like a one-month-old at home. What do you think that could be that's adding to that? Dad strength. Specifically.

Where does that harness itself? Where does it derive? Yeah. It derives from being a father. But, like, where does it manifest itself physically in the body you know or understand i've read i've read a column about this one time oh you're talking about dad dick yeah you wrote something about that i didn't write anything about it no i did not no sir not me rory's back or not back i don't really know how to look at it um he's reconciled with his

his wife good for them yeah good for the first start yeah good for them anyone who posted a meme about like oh dude rory by fucking 10 now like it was like pumped that he was he was getting divorced right before the pga you gotta go back and post a cancellation meme. You got to post something else now. I do a snake draft with my friends for all the majors. I picked Rory about 10 minutes before this news dropped. I picked a cobra. He's my guy. What snakes did you get in the draft?

What? Python. Oh, yeah. I had the fourth overall pick, and I picked Rory. have a draft we don't do snake we just all pick one guy i picked bryson i like it yeah dude yeah i just wanted bryson he's playing well i just wanted bryson um i i don't know how to feel about this like if if the pit tell me can if you i'm not asking you to mansplain the piff stuff to me dave because i have not been up on the recent news but like is is it possible that you know the possibility of a bag being dropped with rory would maybe keep her motivated to stick

around a little longer yeah okay yeah maybe i see what you're saying that's really i don't know um you know what i'm just gonna say maybe love wins maybe this is a good day for all wife guys all wife guys are like yeah you know what hey look at us but like if it gets bad enough that like all the major news outlets are reporting it it's gotta think it's pretty bad to to flip this quickly i'm impressed rory moves quick which part being bad like just the divorce being bad enough that it's been you know officially reported did they file yeah like that's how that's how it got leaked right damn because that's public information do you think there were... I'm not going to go there. I don't know, dude. Did his odds change at all?

Which direction would it move? I don't know. I don't know. Everyone will look towards the run that he had after he broke up with the tennis player. Her name's escaping me. Wozniacki. Caroline Wozniacki caroline woesniacki is she related related related is she related to uh steve of apple fame i i don't think so same last name i think so i don't know if the spelling is the same but i'm pretty sure it's the same probably not okay although it is a fairly uncommon last name i would think i don't know not polish not like chivalry it's giving polish randy it is a fairly uncommon last name, I would think. I don't know. Is it Polish? Not like chivalry. It's giving Polish, Randy. It is giving Polish.

You should know. Is it Wozniak? I don't know who the tennis player is. She's Danish. Oh, yeah. Steve's last name is just Wozniak. Oh, can we talk about the Danes? She's descended from Hrothgar, king of the Danes, Randy.

Oh. Can we talk about Danes real quick? Please. Oh, son of a B. Okay. You know, have you seen the news out of Denmark? Power couple. No, I don't film EM.

Not that important. You know how white people always get made fun of for not not being able to handle spice and like not seasoning their food? Sure. Well, there's been a recall. Denmark has recalled a Korean ramen for being too spicy. It's three times the spice. Shit. It says Denmark has recalled several spicy ramen noodle products by South Korean company Samyang, claiming that the levels in them could poison consumers.

Three fiery flavors of the Samyang instant ramen line are being withdrawn. The bulldak three times spicy and hot chicken. The two times hot spicy and hot chicken. And the hot chicken stew. Is this just a case of like all the Danes just eating like tinned fish all the time and shit and not not having a palette for ramen i'm unfamiliar with the cuisine of denmark this looks badass whatever it is dude i don't think i don't think the cuisine in denmark is like notably like you know no one goes there for the food yo i'm going to this new danish restaurant

it's absolutely sick i just imagined a bunch of bread tinned fish and like i don't even know yeah i do fish soup i do love a good open face sandwich what else do they got dave i mean just off the top of my head freakadellers maybe some rye bread people rye bread is like one of the first three things that come up when you google your country's cuisine you're you're having a problem so people eat really spicy stuff just to like impress people right so i don't get it i've never met more people than when i moved to texas who like enjoy eating spicy stuff because of just tex-mex and all the stuff down here and like it's wild to me that people enjoy it it's wild that like they will go as far as possible if you're if you're with your boys at a wing joint, B-dubs, whatever,

you get something really spicy. But if you're ordering just for pickup, just for yourself, I bet you dial back that spice. You think? Yeah. You think? Because no one sees you eat it, so you don't have anybody to impress. I don't know, man.

There's something to just getting those sweats and just kind of feeling alive. Just getting lit up. Just sitting there watching a Cowboys-Giants game. Just torturing your taste buds. Yeah, just ruining the next five days of eating. Yeah, and what it does to your TomTom too. Yeah, limited munching going forward. I respect spice.

I respect people who eat spice at extreme levels, but I'm not impressed. I'm not like, oh, wow. This guy's a badass. You're different. Oh, dude. Get him on hot ones. He went with the super hot ones with the

super atomic you know he went with three times spicy baldak hot chicken flavor ramen what's the spiciest thing you've ever eaten i had the the bomb from hot ones that's like the first one that like it's really really spicy that's the one where they they always say like all right this is where most people say it gets much worse yeah how was it it was it was hot did it linger yeah well that one was hot and then mad dog at the time was next one it had like the actual pepper seeds in it and it was terrible those were yeah so i've tried some of the hot one sauces and they are i feel like curry or uh thai food thai food for sure if you if you accidentally eat one of the little red peppers in the thai cuisine it can really ruin your night

and your next morning when you do you got to be careful when you're when you're doing uber eats on thai food what are we doing oh it's ria time there go. There's no heart behind that. We're not doing Ria Bell. We're doing Ria Bell? No, Ria Bell. What about Ria Gong? It's Ria time. Okay. Okay.

All right. Gong's a little better. You go to Uber Eats and you order like a pad see you or something. You're like, I love Thai food. And it's a zero spice level, zero through five. I love Thai food. And you're like, you know what? I'm feeling pretty good.

There's places where you're like, I'm going to go with two. I'm feeling dangerous. Like, it can't be that bad. It's two. It's fucking real bad. Anything above, like, I don't know how anybody goes four or five. There can't be anybody unless you're like actually Thai and you've eaten that cuisine like your entire life. How do you guys handle sour?

Fine. Pretty good. I think I'm relatively. Parks. Good. Got his hands on, I don't know who bought it for him um these these sour candy ball whatever i don't know what to call anyway apparently it's the sourest candy in the world bring it in oh yeah bring it in i love i want our stuff and he he gave it he knows i don't like sour and he gave it to me. He knows I don't like sour. And he gave it to me. I had it in my mouth for half a second, and it was absolute torture.

I want it. I don't know how people do it. Like, warheads are way too much. Well, we used to sit at the ski area in these, like, chairs that you could just sit freely in and, like, pound warheads and see who could keep it in their mouth without making a face. The things that Parks had were much more extreme than warheads. War who could keep it in their mouth without making a face these these the things that parks had were much more heads are so fucking good they're so sour they're torture i feel like the the the really really bad warhead does more damage to my mouth than like a really hot pepper

yeah i couldn't i can never get into warheads you could never last on hot ones. You're fucked. I could do Sour. Sean would be disgusted by you. Probably right. I would be in the 10 of Sour, that spicy scale. I could do it. Really? Oh, yeah. I could really.

I want to know what these things are called. I do, too. He has one left. Well, let's order some and do it on camera. Because I would like to try this. I'll text his mom right now and ask what they are. I'll find out. Google Sour Balls.

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this is what I did for my dad. You can load pictures up before he even opens the box. I sent my mom straight to her. And so she just gave me access. And no offense to my mom. If my mom can figure out how to give me access, it's quite easy. All right. The candy brand is called Barnett's, and it's called Mega Sour Fruit. Dave's got them. It's $16 on Amazon. We're ordering them after the episode.

I'm telling you, they are straight torture. We're doing it. We're doing it. Did you know Barnett's also makes a Mega Sour Zombie Bomb? Can you get that too? Did you also knowett's also makes a mega sour zombie bomb? Can you get that too? Did you also know there's one, this is not Barnett's, but there's one called Toxic Waste Hazardously Sour Candy?

That one's just pretty much Warheads. Wow. How did you find that? It's the same thing. It's the same thing. Did you find this by Googling like world's most sour candy? I did indeed. Okay. And then this is the one I do want to try.

Final Boss Extremely Super Sour Candy. That's the one Friday Beers is partnered with. A weird collab there. As long as it's not garage beers. I'm telling you, y'all can't keep this in your mouth. Dude. Can we not talk about garage beers? You think you can keep this in your mouth? I'm telling you, man. I'm telling you, there's nothing like this. You better look out, Buster. I'll keep anything in my mouth long enough, as long as it needs. Yep. I don't you, there's nothing like this. You better look out, Buster. I'll keep anything in my mouth long enough, as long as it needs. Yep. I don't care how sour. It doesn't matter.

To an eater, it's nothing. We're going to find out live, maybe during a live stream or something. Oh, yeah. I'll do it tomorrow. The Sour Boys. I don't know if we'll be here by tomorrow. Did you order them? I'll get them by tomorrow.

No, I didn't. I'll get them by tomorrow. I didn't order them in the 30 seconds. Dude, can we talk about garage beers real quick? I'm devastated about this. I had actually seen garage beers. I had some listeners send it to me.

I did not know the Kelsey brothers involved. Here's the thing. I'm fine. I'm fine with garage beers existing as a brand. We didn't invent it. We didn't invent

the idea of garage beers. We're the guys who like to drink beers in garages. Yeah. It's part of our thing. I've wanted to do garage. I've wanted to do this thing for the last few weeks

called garage beers where we go to my empty garage because it's perfect for right now because it's empty. And we just drink garage beers and we tape it. And my plan before I knew Dave was out of town this week was to try to do Friday and just have a couple beers. Then I was like, all right, we can do it next week. But now the Kelsey brothers have teamed up with garage beers and they're just totally ruining my party. You know what? I don't want people to think we're no jacking them no no don't know

when we're jacking that'd be news me that'd be news we've been talking about garage beers for a minute on that we can prove it we have recordings of all receipts yes let me tell you this here's where we differ garage beers uh drake meme ready garage beers garage beer now we're talking you understand plural combination uh you know it's fine whatever we'll put our own stank on it it'll be good what maybe maybe that will maybe we'll get travis on then we can get scott hansen on uh his calendar's pretty booked up i think he's got a flight to the ganges followed by mount kilimanjaro he's doing k2 free solo yeah sick can someone describe the difference between scott hansen and uh chris hansen chris

hansen why don't you have a seat chris hansen is the let's once you have a seat guy you don't want to scott hansen is the uh red zone guy well scott hansen part of the program per twitter scott hansen uh witnessed a car crash and saw a quote unquote clown making a TikTok video about it. So he recorded the person to make sure he wasn't tampering with the crime scene. Let's watch the video. Good Samaritan there. What the hell happened to you?

From the point of view of the clown. How did this car flip over? Said clown. How do cars flip like this in cities? Well, there was that time that a car flipped in front of me, and I saved that dude's life by cutting him out of the cab. Dude's going in an upside-down car, taking out a piece of pineapple. Chris Hansen, just being the stand-up guy that he is.

It's definitely a watermelon. That's a watermelon. Sorry, watermelon. And Chris Hansen, just being the stand-up guy that he is, just being like, hold up, people. Yeah, take evidence from the scene. How do you guys handle rubbernecking on the road? I try to not do it.

Sometimes I get it. It's so annoying. There's traffic because people are looking at an accident, but when I pass the accident, I look too. What's best case scenario? Oh, that was a bad one. I just saw a dead body. Seeing a mangled car is just mesmer it's mesmerizing in a way.

It's real hard driving down Kinney Street, too. Oh, be careful, man. Parks' mom lives on Kinney Street. I know. I'm kidding. It's so aggressive, the cars that are allowed to park on the street in Austin and just create one lane roads for people to navigate through. Kinney is the worst.

It's mad respectful there people are very nice about it come on through only one of us can fit are those dorks still doing the jeep wave we're not doing the jeep wave anymore right jeep wrangler only yes they still do the jeep wave just two fingers up on the steering wheel it's not fingers p it's not cool i don't know do girls do the jeep wave yeah what do they do you got your hand i see when you go like that just two fingers nice like i just don't see like because like in in texas there it is in texas wranglers are considered hot girl cars i just don't see hot girls tossing out jeep waves to like me if i'm driving a wrangler i do one i kind of do

a point well i don't drive a Jeep anymore, full disclosure, but I usually just point. I see you in the Jeep as well. Wranglers are hot girls and single dads who try to stay young. My buddy growing up drove a Wrangler the entire time and it was awesome. Summertime, 16 years old, top down,

doors off. My sister drove a Jeep Wrangler in high school and she flipped it on Mopax six times. Do different times no it rolled six times okay i was like damn she needs she needs to get the keys taken she okay it's very scary she walked away luckily she had the the top was off of it too holy shit yeah it was very scary my dad and i were like we got to the scene like soon after the coughs did and it was very scary damn they're uh they can they tend to roll what was the cause of the quick breaking she was with she was with a friend and they were missing the exit and it was a quick

like oh shit missing the exit quick jerk of the wheel and oh it couldn't yeah it was a quick like, oh shit, I missed the exit. Quick jerk of the wheel. Oh, that scares me. Yeah, it was a badass car. So now what Will said? It was forest green with tan interior. It was sweet. What did Will say? Grip the grain too hard? Weirdly, I don't think that's what did it. I mean, it's a question.

That's where your mind should go to first. Have you guys ever moto surfed? I've only swag surfed. Moto surfed? Do you know what moto surfing is, Randy? I don't do you know what moto surfing is randy i don't think i know do you guys remember the movie uh surf ninjas uh the movie starts off in the most badass way possible with a moto surf scene where they moto surf moto surf okay but what is it we'll get to it they take down the top of their je, and they pretend to surf in the Jeep.

They all stand up and drive down and take out their paddles. No, there's this kid in high school. Come on. I went to high school with this one guy who he would do handstands on the hood of his van and just drive through town. He was also really good at basketball, but it was only sometimes. He would ghost ride into a handstand you haven't seen teen wolf oh no i had i used to work with a guy i haven't seen teen wolf you

haven't seen teen wolf no you gotta watch dude you read the movie not the why would i need to see an 80s movie when we're pretty much living in the 80s at all right now no it was excellent i worked with a guy and uh he would stand up like when the boss would leave we were working kind of an all-nighter in a conference room okay the boss would leave and he would stand up on the desk and he would serve and we're like what the hell is this guy doing and then everybody would kind of get into it and then i took it too far and tipped him like off the desk yeah he got seriously hurt yeah it was a whole thing it's a big wave yeah remember yeah that was sick

i was i remember you telling us that story when it happened i had a job that i loved there were some guys in my hometown who would surf and then they started robbing banks really yeah not good damn mm-hmm what was their calling card they were like masks it was weird dead president yeah they did like masks of like dead presidents. Yeah, they did like, yeah. Was there a copycat in your hometown? Wait. No, I heard about it. I read about these guys. Was that the like exchange student from Hawaii that like came early,

a snowboarder too? Yeah. Mm-hmm. That's crazy. Crazy. Man. And then like they never found the ringleader, right? Like he kind of like caught this one really gnarly wave

like that happens only every so often, 100 years, right? Like he kind of like caught this one really gnarly wave like that happens only every so often. 100 years, right? And he just kind of disappeared. Mm-hmm. He's gone. Damn, yeah. He was gone.

Not tragic if you die doing what you love. Mm-hmm. Y'all went to high school with some interesting characters. I didn't. I just read about it in the papers.

Oh, okay. I like to read the paper on the porch of my coffee. Do you? I was reading about it. I was like, huh? Huh? It's swaggy I like to read the paper on the porch. My coffee. Do you? I was reading about it. I was like, huh.

Huh. It's swaggy to read an actual newspaper these days, though. Yeah, it is. Will does it. No, canceled it. We don't have a fireplace anymore. Okay. I was getting it once a week so I could get some kindling and stuff.

That's sick. And yeah. The Harbor newspaper? No, I stopped getting that. I had to stop getting it man wanted to know why it's kind of sad tell me made me miss home too much oh i didn't like the reminders i felt i felt as though being cute i felt as though being involved in the local politics i was over involving my brain in them and getting frustrated with certain things or whatever

and i was like you know what maybe it's just better if i don't get involved with that maybe i don't need to worry about parking meters downtown. I really don't want them to get parking meters downtown, dude. Parking meters? Like, what are we, a big city? Total drag, man. Like, what are we doing here? Scott Hansen put you on blast.

What, y'all used to just have free parking all over the city? Yeah. That's awesome. Yeah, dude. Small town shit's so cool. Yeah. It works itself out. Now it's just an arm and a leg to park downtown Austin. I mean, try that in a small town shit's so cool yeah it works itself out now it's just an arm and a

leg to park downtown austin i mean try that in a small town forget about it not good yeah i think it's been tabled till next year good they're just trying to bring in some more revenue to the city oh so it hadn't been passed yet no good but passed yet stand strong uh we're trying we're trying i was reading the papers i saw where harbor Springs is seeing unprecedented growth. Really? Mm-hmm. What does that mean? Like two families moved in? Three.

Oh. Big families, though. Okay. Big guys. Big guys. Big guys. Some big guys up there. He loves big dudes.

Can we talk about a guy who's very into getting big? Yeah. I've not prefaced you guys with this guy, but I fucking love this guy. Randy, can you bring this guy up? This better not be a cool teen. This is not a cool teen. This guy's been to 49 of the 50 United States, and he just lifts rocks everywhere. Okay. This is my dude of the week.

He lifts rocks that are native to the states that he visits? Randy, literally click any video. Does not matter. He just lifts rocks. Are you doing this for fun? You're forgetting the swag that he has on, which is maybe the most important part. Here's the thing, Dylan.

He's got that hat. He's got that shit on. He does have that shit on. Look at this guy, dude. Can you imagine? Why don't we just go out and lift rocks together? He's got suspenders. He looks like a...

I was positive this dude was Irish until I saw that he had visited 49 of the 50 states. And I was like, well, he's got to be American. He's got the stats. Imagine wearing suspenders over a t-shirt every day of your life. That's what he does. Do people do this?

Is this something that I'm just not aware of? Are dudes just going out and lifting the heaviest rocks they can find and gassing each other up after it? This is basically a boulder, right? That's a stone. It's a large boulder the size of a small boulder, though. Oh, wait, I'm sorry what you've seen the viral the viral thing did i know this is uh this is much more in depth than i thought it was gonna be god he's got that i'm not gonna lie i

pinched my finger between two small rocks while i was taking the garbage out recently and like i already know i'm not built like this dude i just i don't think i can go into the wild and just start lifting rocks up i can't imagine you pivoting to a guy who lifts rocks in nature once this testosterone starts hitting it i might start doing this oh he got so amped after lifting that yeah dude that's a big boy rock though well can you read the stats from this one randy this one is 403 pounds 800 well 183 kilograms if uh you're just give us the pounds randy 403 pounds okay this reminds kilograms. Just give us the pounds, Randy. 403 pounds.

This reminds me of how I met my wife. She told me to kick rocks first time we met. He's strong. And he looks dope doing it. You can't do that with your newsboy cap on. You're right. I'm not that strong. Oh, he's got the talcum powder and everything.

This one's 391 points. Why don't they do the strongman competitions on ESPN anymore? I don't know. I guess they lost their shine. They're not as popular anymore. Remember they used to toss a keg over a wall? Yeah. Was it an actual keg?

Was it full? Keg shell. It wasn't full. Did they go through bread or did they pay full price? The Mountain won a few of those, right? Randy is baffled by something over here, I know. Different kind? I think he did just the straight up lifting.

And it wasn't lifting boulders and shit. He did, are you going to do a traditional deadlift? Yeah, yeah. Okay. So there's history behind all these stones that he's lifting. This one is ceremonial burial ones this one's some strong man back in the day lifted it this one's a different strong man that lifted it back in the day like all these stones he's lifting have like historic strong man stone lifters stuff dude that's kind of tight just

knowing that other dudes in the past have lifted the same stone as you dudes rock like that's awesome that's sick how many how big of a stone can baron trump lift he's not built for that kind of lifting he's not built for strength no can joe biden lift his 50 pound suitcase off the ground onto the scale at an airport absolutely not no way absolutely not this guy is getting a live follow. Dude, he's a dog. He's having trouble walking 20 feet. This guy is absolutely shredded. This is so much more fun than going to the gym.

Do you think he works out or do you think he only lifts rocks? What would Biden look like at the end of his next term if he were to win again? The meme of him that's gone around in the last 24 hours of him standing at the concert just smiling is my favorite. I love it. It's the best meme of him in months. What's going on there that's what i looked like that's what i looked like the sphere when it first like started seeing it i was like holy shit what about getting old makes you hold your arms out like this dude he's just vibing oh god yeah that was that was oddly good yeah imagine him you just did that imagine him four years from now he ain't gonna make it four years yeah four years in office i just i don't know if another four is the best

thing for the longevity tends to be a stressful job he was two over the first term and that's politics with circling back did you guys did you say this guy's handle travel lifts stones, repeat. Sick. Strong. Sick. He doesn't have enough followers. He should be at least six figures.

Yeah, 42.5. He should be low to mid. He should be like 250-ish. Can we hear him talk? What's his voice sound like? The fact that he doesn't have a British accent blows my mind just based on the whole vibe of this entire page my guess just looking at it would be Scottish he looks like a Peaky Blinders

henchman he's like the brick shithouse that is he British like look at this feet he looks like the kind of guy that would headbutt you in a fight oh look there it is there's a squat rack so he's all right he's trained he's trained for this okay i kind of wish he was just

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You should. I think I'm going to. I have three left out of the last one that I ordered, so it's almost time to re-up. That'll last you like two days knowing you. You're such a wino. I really am. You know, when you're tasting, you're supposed to spat.

Why'd you go whiny girls with that one? Come on, Randy. You know why. Oh, my God. I opened a second bottle last night. Hey, can I ask you a question? Enough time has passed from the read. Why is the screw top more environmentally sound?

I don't know. Okay. I just said it. I just said it. I don't really know. I didn't mean to call you out, but I was actually thinking about it. I do think there's a shortage on cork. There is.

And so I think that screw top is becoming more and more widespread. I've also read that screw top is becoming more and more widespread. I've also read that screw top is technically better for the aging of the wine. They use a lot of faux cork now. I don't like the fake cork, man. I like the process of uncorking a bottle of wine, but when Sally comes home with a

bottle, or if we get sent one from them, like, and it's screw top, I'm like, okay. Yeah. Plus, Dylan, you can reuse the cork. For what? If you need it you just some people collect them maybe um coffee table put like glass over it to show all the different wines you've had my mom made me a bulletin board out of wine corks that's cool that's very cool yeah very sick yeah nancy's just a great mom she's a good mom good mom she knows how to do calligraphy facts facts dude that's a good skill oh Good mom. She knows how to do calligraphy. Facts? Facts. That's a good skill.

Oh, yeah. It's really impressive. Okay. Should I talk about my weekend? Maddow Ranchos. Maddow Ranchos. Maddow Ranchos. Maddow Ranchos.

I don't have any plans to go to Maddow Ranchos yet. Did she ever get back to you? No. She didn't even see my message. She didn't read it. I imagine that her DMms are a little bit different yeah it's not people asking like hey what was that thing you said on the podcast the other day what's that restaurant i was having trouble deciphering yeah do you have any austin

rex friday probably probably hanging out with chelsea i don't i don't have plans for friday yet nothing going on i I get Parks back Saturday. Going to do a little family day. We're going to go to my dad's, my sister's, brother-in-law, and their two little girls will be there. And we're going to get Jets pizza, I think. Probably drink some naked wines. Oh, boy.

Just have a little family day. When you guys get Jets, how do you order for – I've never done Jets in bulk for like a big group. You get the eight – Eight corner. Eight corner. Is it eight corner? Oh, yeah. It's eight corner.

Eight corner pizza. Okay. And then we get like a little cheese for the kids. Sure. To share. Sunday, a little sad. It's going to be a sad day because the little guy leaves for camp. Oh, it's a happy day, dude.

He's going to be partying. Happy for him, sad for his dad. We'll send off party. His mom will be there. We've got to teach him what an awful waffle is before he goes. Yeah, he's not ready for camp on Iwana, is he? He hops on a bus

leaving the parking lot of Barton Creek. It's a sad send-off situation, but he's going to have an excellent time i'm happy for him can you guys do a parent tunnel we can do a tunnel sure you guys want to come make the tunnel really long no can you facetime me i'll be out of time i don't really have anything to do but so yeah i'm happy for him but i'm gonna miss him he's gone for a full week and i know i can't the only way i communicate with them is um through letters can't call them it's old school it's like old times even if you if you can email them and they print it they print the email and you like leave it under his pillow basically is how they do it

okay like an email fairy yeah basically but i'm sending him with like already like pre-addressed envelopes with stamps so he's got to write something and drop it for me what if uh what if at the send-off will will does show up and you don't know it and will's just bawling you look over and he will just make it a scene i i did cry last year at drop off are you gonna give him anything for trading currency at camp i don't know like cigarettes or something maybe some of those atomic sour dude strap him with some airheads he can trade that shit for like something dope i was so worried about him last year dropping him off because he was eight he crushed it right the first two days were rough

yeah but he's been through that now he got super homesick he didn't know a soul at camp see that's so it was like that's scary that's scary he gets a little independence from himself. It was a big deal. So he's got one camp under his belt already, so this one should be smoother. He's going to have a good time. A lot of the same kids will be there again. You're going to get a call and be like, hey, he's doing great, but he just keeps going out and just picking up boulders. He's just finding the heaviest rocks, and he's just lifting them. Yeah, it's honestly impressive, but we're worried about his his safety really cute but like worried about his back yeah so good for

him it'll be fun and uh they they post pictures online every day so like parents just wait for the photo drop and you scroll and look for your kid the first two days last year he was crying in both the pictures oh good i mean that's really that really comforts you as a parent my son's being tortured i felt i felt so bad but then the third day he was smiling and everything was better from does this camp have a blob yes i know we've talked about it i just this camp is a dreamland for kids it's heaven they have blob they have like wakeboarding and they have jet skis and lazy rivers and archery and he gets a shoot a rifle. It's wild. Make sure to pack his arrows correctly.

Okay, I will. Yeah. It wasn't on me. It was on the TSA people. I'll fix it. Wow, isn't your buddy a TSA guy? You're just going to throw him under the bus like that? Wow.

And that's on Father's Day. Thank you for your service. I say bye to him on Father's Day. Oh, damn. I know. That's really testing. I know. Whole thing. Anyway, Daveave we're headed out of

town we're going to the coast the gulf coast out coast way out coast way going about uh three and a half ish hours uh to poor day we will be in poor day we, kind of a father's day thing that, uh, my wife put together. We're going down there, staying, um, near the golf course.

I think apparently the golf course, which used to be an 18 hole course that I have played. Very difficult, very windy with that wind coming off the golf. Uh, it's now a nine hole course due to a hurricane. Don't know which one. Probably Harvey.

But they've got a three-hole course too. And rumor has it, I've been allowed to pack my clubs. Wow. Wow. I think this might be Rhodes' first time getting out on the course to watch Dad spray one, just berate himself under his breath as he walks back. Watch out for rattlesnakes.

Yeah, you got to stay away from them big dunes. I ain't kidding, man. I've seen them. Yeah. See, these rattlesnakes evolving? They're not rattling anymore. Mm-mm. Texas A&M ruined everything.

Jalapenos, rattlesnakes. How did A&M ruin it? They didn't have anything to do with it. I just assume it. Okay. That's a good guess. They're evolving, dude. Their rattles are tipping them

off to predators and now they're now they're not regenerating them and calling it a day damn out here moving like lasagna silence and geez that's right get the reference i do you yes uh a little little wayne so we're gonna do that and we're renting we're going to do that. And we're doing the golf cart thing. Oh, hell yeah. I got little pools at the resort place. I'm very excited.

I'm sure you've already got this covered, but you've got to bring your own roadie glass for the golf cart. You don't want to rely on what's in the house when you get there. Oh, that's a great point. Yeah. You've got to come strapped with something from home. Come strapped. I'm going to come strapped with that wash media b point. Yeah. You got to bring some, you got to come strapped with something from home. Come strapped. I'm going to come strapped with that wash media bison.

Dude. You should. Dude. Remember that? Oh, yeah. We still have that thing around? The koozies are great. It's in my garage.

The koozies are great. Randy and I drank beers out of it as we assembled my grill. That is true. It's smoker. Smoker. I've been rocking the Tecova's koozie lately. They got some good koozies. Okay.

Footwear around the island. Not necessarily to the beach, but... It's a Chaco situation. It's a Chaco situation. Well, here's the thing, dude. Here's the thing, dude. When you're in Port Aransas, no shirt, no shoes, no problem. That doesn't really help.

You got to need shoes, though. You know, I don't think. Shoes are helpful. There's going to be some restaurants that are going to be like, can you put some footwear on? Yeah, but you can get away with some slides. Hit them with the chocks. Hit them with those slides, player.

Hit them with the chocks. I'm going to have to bring the slides, but the chocks are coming out. I brought my chocks to Port A last year. I'll be honest. I need to get the chockos out. They've been an underrepresented thing in my wardrobe. They're an elite Barton Springs play. Yeah, I need to get the Chacos out. They've been an underrepresented thing in my wardrobe. They're an elite Barton Springs play.

Yeah, I need to get my Chacos back. They've been up in the closet upstairs. Bust them out? Right next to the keg. They've been sitting on the keg. Par's got some little Tevas that he wears around. They're kind of cute. It just dawned on me. It might be a little dust on the Chacos.

Mm-hmm. Crap. Mm-hmm. Just rinse them off. It'll be fine. Yeah. They're waterproof. You don't even have chacos. Mm-hmm. Crap. Mm-hmm. Just rinse them off and you're fine. Yeah. They're waterproof. You don't even have to like wash them. Yeah.

So that's pretty much what we're doing. I'm looking forward to it. Weather looks good. Had like six different friends in Port A in the last like 10 days. Dude, it's hot right now. I'm going next month. Port A is very hot. You're going.

We're running that same trip back we did last year. Yeah. I'm really looking forward to it. The last time I went was a bachelor party. Fl days, very hot. You're going. Running that same trip back we did last year. Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it. The last time I went was a bachelor party and Flounder was there. Flounder, we stayed at, Flounder has a place

down there. We went out, we did, we went fishing, all that stuff. I don't think we're going to do that this time. Maybe,

Rhodes is a little bit older, we'll take him out on a boat. But right now, it could be a problem. Given his proclivity for car sickness, I kind of worry about getting him on the water right now so uh we'll just power through well i know that port aransas is a town is bursting with magnificent magnificent restaurants um yeah it is are you going into any fresh seafood joints or eclectic local eateries while you're

there yeah i heard there's some real eater places um i've been told lilo's the drinks there that's a micah and brad key rack i'm reading here that whether you crave a succulent gulf coast shrimp or life-changing italian food porto ranzas has you covered time are you willing to have your life changed time out i'm gonna need more info on the life changing italian in port a it's the home country what What's the place called? Seafood and Spaghetti Works. That's the name? Or Venetian Hot Plate. That was my nickname back in the old country. Something tells me that if you're in the mood for fried shrimp this weekend, Dave, you're going to be in a good spot.

Pretty excited. Pretty excited. What about you? My weekend starts tonight maddow ranchos maddow ranchos maddow ranchos maddow ranchos got a little family dinner at maddow ranchos no way yeah dude who would have thought that my uh wife and her family are going to maddow ranchos for a family dinner not me brother uh so yeah going to maddow ranchos tonight um and uh i I'll be honest. Let me be straight up facts on with you guys.

I don't have much going on. I did receive a very good invite on Monday morning. I got a phone call from Micah on Monday morning. A little unsettling to get a phone call on Monday morning from Micah because the other two times that that has happened to me, he's been down extremely bad. It's usually been post-Bachelor Party or going out weekend. Don't I get in shit-canned?

Yeah. So he called me and he invited me to a place that I had just been talking about that I hadn't been to in a long time, Uchiko. So I'll be going to a little sushi sesh with Micah and Boo Boo. Very excited about that uh there've been talks about me maybe opening the bar up before dinner mixing up some cocktails we'll see how it goes we'll see how it goes maybe a naked wine i have a surplus of of booze at my place uh part of the reason i threw the kentucky derby party was to get rid of the surplus of booze and uh no

one really drank the surplus of booze. Everyone either brought their own stuff or drank some stuff that I had bought. So I need to clear out some stuff. Got a lot of tequila, guys. You know what it does to us. I'm trying not to have three kids, and I don't need any clothes falling off, so I've been putting it behind that locking key. You know how it is, brother.

I do. I don't have anything else going on this weekend. All Euro tournament this weekend. I love you, Chico. Yeah, US Open, Euros. We'll be eating good. Not a bad weekend to have nothing on the sketch. Yep.

Ooh, traveling over a major. I did that during the Masters, Dave. Yeah. You feeling good about your watching no okay actually no you mentioned it no not at all but you know core memories bring this bring this toss it on uh download the youtube tv app to it and watch it at the pool. Because you'll have so much time making sure that your kids aren't jumping in the pool without you.

Yeah, I'm sure I won't be playing a game of just throw my three-year-old around and just damaging my shoulders long term for an hour. Yeah, the major pro of having a kid that doesn't want to leave the pool is that they're going to be really tired. The major con is that going to be really tired. Uh, the major con is that, uh, you also get really tired. Yeah, exactly. Right. I'm, um, I'm, I'm kind of thinking we're going to spend more time at the pool than the actual beach. Uh, as somebody who recently went to the Texas coast with the intent of going to the beach, we spent about 80% of the time at the pool. He he's got the, the sandcastle making stuff a little, but that's where, that's what matters. If he's got the sandcastle-making stuff. That's what matters. If he's into the digging of it and stuff, Fritz has decided to make his entire personality dinosaurs

rather than space and or diggers. And so we're in the dinosaur phase of life, but my nephew is very into digging right now, and all he wants to do is go to the beach. Checks out. Digging out bones. You can teach Rhodes to pencil dive. I'm digging out bones.

Do you see the people in England who found a safe when they were doing some magnetic fishing? Are you familiar with magnetic fishing? I am not. You get a really high-powered magnet, and you just dredge it along the bottom of the water, trying to pull up anything. They found a safe that I think had $100,000 in it. They turned the safe in to see if there was anything nefarious going on. It's not connected to any crimes,

and so they were given the $100,000. Holy shit. How fucking sick would that be? That's amazing. Kind of makes me want to go buy a strong-ass magnet right might find a might find some bones and town lake over there parkstown has a metal detector i might bring that to the beach dude but there's nothing swagless than a dad with a metal detector i'll make him use it not me you're like yeah but you're like hey go right there hey man some babes walk by and you just flex up and hand it to him you're like, hey, go right there. Hey, man. Some babes walk by and you just flex up and hand it to them.

You're like, this is cute, isn't it? What he's doing, what he's definitely doing, not me. That's the place to bust it out, though. The beach? Yeah. Yeah. Or ACL after. Or ACL.

After ACL. Yeah. Find some jewelry. I'm pretty sure if I found a safe doing that, I wouldn't notify authorities. Like, that's my safe, and I'm not telling y'all, but I'm not telling the 5.0. If I found a bag of money, I'm not doing anything. Those couldn't be drug money.

I wouldn't even tell y'all about it. Yeah, I would. I'd give y'all a taste. I'd go to my bank, and I'd be like, how much can I deposit without, like, ruffling feathers right now? I would take Randy to Perry's for the Friday pork chop. So that's what it takes?

Yep. To find a big old bag of money? A big old bag of money. You get your beak wet. Thanks, man. Get your beak wet, Randy. You get a kick up to the boss. Got to.

Yeah, I don't know how that applies in this situation. So I'm the boss in this situation so i'm the boss you're the boss situation yeah boss man and you are treating me to a perry's pork chop because you have found correct okay you ever see the brenos you also have to pay for it even though dave found the bag of money yeah okay it's tribute sounds good wait i'm tributing to you now right it's very confusing but we have an interesting you pay for it but he'll venmo you afterwards for it yeah that's a joke gives l yes i do how did they get the safe open

hey brother i'm just curious sorry hard to say who marks the bills like what when the people say unmarked bills like what are they marking it with like here let's signify that these are crime driven let's mark these bills just like undetectable the riddler just puts little riddles on it i fell into a currency subreddit recently where like people were talking about like oh i got this one dollar bill with this number on it people are like holy shit like what oh they're when they're printed they're printed with a like a number yeah like the serial number and stuff but it was like what that doesn't mean mark though like if you're that concerned about the bag like stop worrying about serial numbers just go get the go get more of them yeah all right let's get more of them. Yeah.

Let's get out of here. Bye.