Circling Back - Going To Space with Elon Musk and Tom Cruise

Episode Date: May 6, 2020

Recapping the best moments from our Happy Hour Live with Connor Saeli, Elon Musk gave his newborn the worst name ever, Tom Cruise is in talks with NASA to film a movie in space, a new golf video game ...that the squad's horned up for, and This Weekend in Quarantine. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (13:22) Elon Musk's Terrible Baby Name (29:05) Tom Cruise Going To Space (40:05) Squad Getting Tatted Up (46:05) The Golf Club 2020 (52:10) This Weekend in Quarantine Raycon: www.buyraycon.com/steam (15% off) Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (ROSIE20 for 20% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from our homes my name's will defries on the screen in front of me i got david carter ruff we all look pretty good, all things considered. Last night was mad real, like a movie almost, you know? People were saying that last night was straight cinema. Motion pictures. Yeah. It got out of hand last night. Things just got out of hand, but it was a lot of fun, man.
Starting point is 00:00:40 The mezcal marks just got people a little a little out of pocket i think most people are keeping their clothes on for their zoom calls not us it was the first drinking holiday where like it actually kind of like i was like fuck i want to go out and drink because like saint patrick's day this year is like well no like we just got like locked down i don't want to go do anything cinco de mayo rolls along and like all of a sudden I'm shirtless FaceTime with my dudes just pounding beer. Connor S. He's one of the dudes.
Starting point is 00:01:10 He's he's it's dudes all in Comfort. He had fun. He's going to want to hop back on at some point because he had a great time. You're crazy if you think that like I'm not looking up tickets to Harbor Springs on 4th of July just to go like seek him out and hang did you have any prior knowledge of that will no no i didn't i knew that he was from michigan and i know a lot of people from downstate like they obviously go go to up to northern michigan but when i asked that question i didn't know the i didn't know the
Starting point is 00:01:40 specifics that i was going to get out of him. That's huge for the brand. Between him being in Dallas and going up to Harbor on vacation, we're in a really good spot with our friendship with Connor at this point. If you don't know what we're talking about, people need to go watch this on the Watch Media YouTube channel. Last night's Happy Hour Live was something else. The only thing we're missing is him like getting a graduate degree from the university of texas or something like i guess he did say he might move here how many how many
Starting point is 00:02:13 people in this world have said yeah i'm thinking about moving to austin especially that's like every literally everybody i i don't even know what my favorite part of the happy hour was I mean him talking about his dream foursome and asking if he can include his bros or talking about his house flooding I mean there's too many great moments
Starting point is 00:02:38 of course we all pop top so that's up there too but man what a night youtube.com slash washed media dylan can you take us through your uh your internal your your mental struggle of whether or not to pop top yeah what's up with that yeah um i don't know i didn't want to i was hesitant to just fall in line like i was i get it i don't. I don't know. I don't know.
Starting point is 00:03:06 You want to save it for your OnlyFans. We understand. Yeah, people pay for that premium content. I don't want to give it away for free. I don't know, Brett, really. I just, being forced into it, I go into a corner a little bit. And so, yeah, when you pop top top you want to do it on your own your own accord you know so i don't know you know i did it i did i saw a comment from lauren
Starting point is 00:03:32 in the stream and she said dylan you have to and i was like yeah yeah once she chimes in you just have to you have to take your shirt off dylan that's kind of dylan you have to yeah i was happy the second i saw him start doing it I threw my microphone away and was like, all right, shirt's coming off. Let's do this. I've been waiting to take my shirt off during a live stream since we started these, and I'm not kidding. Also, I think one of my favorite parts of the live stream was that we talked about this before recording,
Starting point is 00:04:00 but the fact that Brett's in his girlfriend's parents' house in the kitchen without a shirt on drinking out of a pineapple talking to four dudes on the internet just the the image is just fantastic that's good and the sunburn on brett the sunburn like are you putting aloe vera on that or anything dave just got an aloe tree at his crib can you go stop by brett come on dude here's the deal it's it's more the lighting than you guys would think so what i need to do is when we start the live stream it's like seven o'clock there's nice natural light coming in those windows i need to get a lamp going around eight o'clock when when the sun starts going down um because the lighting makes it much worse and it like saturates the the feed pretty much i'm going to force you to wear i'm going to
Starting point is 00:04:47 force you to wear one of those like surfer tops the rash guards if you come to my pool this summer yeah parks parks and brett will both be wearing rash guards just to make sure that they don't get too sunburned with costa and just get Wilma on sunshirts? Yeah. I have like two of those, Brett. I can let you have one. But until further notice, you are officially a t-shirt in the pool guy. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:14 We care about your skin. I just don't want to be a t-shirt in the pool guy. Look, we're worried about you, Brett. Yeah, we care about you, dude. I was also laughing so hard last night that my face was just red. I was hiding behind my pineapple at multiple points in that live stream. Yeah, you were quite red. I had to walk away from the screen at one point.
Starting point is 00:05:32 I couldn't fake it. Yeah, like when I would blink, I would shut my eyes, and it would just be like Brett's white body, no head, just like burned into my retinas. It doesn't look as bad now. See, this is kind of is what it is can i pull back the curtain i'm going to show you guys the face i make when i'm i read a really funny comment but our guest is like i can't i can't acknowledge it because it's like either
Starting point is 00:05:56 unbecoming toward the guest or the guest is in the middle of a story it's this yeah that's how i that's how i hold in my laugh the my so my train of thought whenever I see a funny comment is that I I the first thing I do is say Will don't laugh and then I look at I look at myself for like five seconds just to make sure that I'm stone cold and then the second thing I do is immediately look at Dave because I know that Dave is seeing these and I can usually see a couple seconds later that Dave is like holding something back or doing something when he said the apartment flooded last night like all of us were just like oh the comments had me rolling last night too someone said that uh brett look like why does brett look like he's been crying because he had you just had like your eyes looked
Starting point is 00:06:43 so i don't know you were so burnt because i was no it's because i was laughing that hard dylan i had tears yeah that was the hardest i've laughed on one of those it was it was really good uh also i think we need to we need to give credit where credit's due again human randy locking down connor human randy i don't think he ever actually told us how he got that connect like with the Jim O'Hare one it like made sense Yeah With the Conor S one he's just like hey we got Conor S tonight Randy did say after the live stream last night That he unfortunately has exhausted
Starting point is 00:07:12 His list of people to have on the live stream So He's done pretty well Yeah yeah so Who knows I got a couple on the burner here. We need JPJ now. Dude, I don't know if that's going to be good on the YouTubes.
Starting point is 00:07:35 I feel like that could go. We lucked out with Connor. I'm worried about JPJ. The bar's too high for JPJ now. Dude, the bro-y exchange between those two on the live stream would be almost too much to handle i think can we give them a podcast let's just give them like let's just have them do their bachelor podcast it'd be great what's your dream for some not too some just me and jpj one of my favorite things about about connor was him just talking about the existence
Starting point is 00:08:01 of shirts and how we got to this point as a society. Who invented shirts? We've all wondered that. Like, who is the dude that was like, we should wear shirts. What? He says that with like some disgust.
Starting point is 00:08:15 Like he hates the idea that shirts, he hates it. He has to go around in society wearing one of these things that someone just happened to invent many, many years ago. It's like everybody. We're all waiting on like one of us to like really dig in on that and nobody really did i think we were all just like what the fuck and like we're just kind of great i love the idea of connor walking to his closet and then it's just
Starting point is 00:08:36 like the the gta meme like here we go again it's like gotta put a fucking shirt on. Oh, man. It's clearly something that's been on his mind for a long time now. Yeah, we gave him nothing, too. It bothers him. It bothers him. It's like, yeah, fucking shirts, man. I just can't do it. Let's come up with something else.
Starting point is 00:08:59 I like that. Yeah, he wants people being shirtless in board meetings. He was mad at having people wear suits. It's like, no, he doesn't want to wear a suit. He wants to be shirtless at work. That guy's really something, man. He was perfect. He was perfect.
Starting point is 00:09:14 All-timer. We've had some all-time Tuesdays. Yeah. And we went shirtless at work. You guys want to go shirtless at work right now? Nah. Okay. I could. Just show you guys that I'm not that sunburned. Yeah. You guys want to go shirtless right now? Nah. I could.
Starting point is 00:09:27 Just show you guys that I'm not that sunburned. I'm going to start using the bands before we do live streams just in case. Yeah. I need to have some pumps. Did you guys celebrate with Mexican food last night for Cinco de Mayo? No. We did. Do you have a smoothie for dinner, Dylan? No, man. The live streams. Dylan, what did you have a smoothie for dinner dylan no man the live streams don't what'd you have
Starting point is 00:09:48 for me that's when i i'm getting to that that's when i eat dinner so i don't i don't know i don't want to either i'm gonna cook at 6 15 and you know eat too early or i gotta wait till the live stream's over after i've been drinking so i can't really hit that you know it just it's a process so i i had a sandwich after the stream okay oh god it was unfulfilling but you know it just it's a process so i i had a sandwich after the stream okay oh god it was unfulfilling but you know it did the trick what was on it though uh roasted turkey some cheddar uh some spinach and a diijon mustard on wheat. I don't love the spinach move, but other than that, pretty all-American sandwich there. Yeah, nothing special about it.
Starting point is 00:10:37 Sally made some very, very tasty fish tacos along with some homemade tomatillo salsa. Very good. What kind of fish do y'all use? Cod. Yeah. Cod's a good one. I believe it was cod last night. I could be wrong.
Starting point is 00:10:50 We kind of flip-flopped between a few different fish, but, you know. Love a good redfish. Redfish is just sneaky expensive. What's up with that? I don't know. What's up with the price of redfish? I don't get it. Yeah. I didn't even know what redfish was until I moved to Texas, and I was like, damn, redfish slaps.
Starting point is 00:11:05 It's like $ 99 a month. Right. Okay. Oh, wow. All right. Free through quarantine. Let's take our shirts off.
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Starting point is 00:13:22 slash steam uh dave i intentionally did not look up our first topic because i didn't i wanted to be surprised by it uh i'm gonna let you intro this okay um so we're big fans of elon musk on here and And I noticed that he was trending on the Twitter platform yesterday. And he is apparently going to have a child. Oh, he just had a baby. He and his girlfriend or wife. Grinds?
Starting point is 00:13:58 Is he still with Grinds? I want to see. Yeah, yeah, that's her. Weird. I'm going to, I'm not going to say the name, mainly because I don't know the proper pronunciation. But if you look at the rundown, yeah, that's her. I'm not going to say the name, mainly because I don't know the proper pronunciation, but if you look at the rundown, Will, I'm going to paste it,
Starting point is 00:14:11 and you tell me how you would say that. Okay. I'm a little scared. I mean, when your mom's name is Grimes, anything's on the table for what your baby name's going to be. That's the real name. I'm just a little confused. Are we supposed to take this
Starting point is 00:14:32 seriously or not? I mean, is it actually the kid's name? I know it is, but... I have yet to see Dave copying and pasting this into the rundown. Hold on. What? This is so lame. Are you serious?
Starting point is 00:14:47 You haven't seen this yet? Will? No, no, that that's the kid. The kid's name has numbers in, in, in hyphens.
Starting point is 00:14:54 So the kid's name is essentially the letter X, a and E that are combined. What is that? By the way, is that a thing I should know about? I don't know. And then a dash 12 colon is the colon part of the name uh for yeah i think for purposes of this podcast it is can't the state intervene and be like hey you're really setting this kid up for for disaster how was it do we know how it's pronounced? No, no.
Starting point is 00:15:26 I'm going to call the kid. I'm going to call the kid 12, a 12. I'm going to call the kid X, X, go and give it to you. Hmm. What?
Starting point is 00:15:36 She's going to, she's going to pimp your Tesla. Yeah. I think those are two different rappers, right? Exhibit didn't sing. X, go and give gonna give it to you No but he's X to the Z Okay It wasn't DMX was it
Starting point is 00:15:51 Yeah it was He was gonna give it to you Dylan What's your favorite DMX song I understand he's gonna give it to me David What's my name is my favorite DMX song I mainly like it because of the music video It just goes so hard Me being David Ruff R rough rough riders anthem for me that makes sense that makes sense just an
Starting point is 00:16:11 angry rapper you know i was just so aggressive i prefer my my rappers to be yelling into the mic instead of just like spitting bars yeah uh so okay was the baby born like yesterday it looked like it i think the fourth or the maybe yesterday ballpark ball that was yesterday yeah uh just keeps getting weirder and weirder doesn't he yeah and i i don't i don't want to claim like grimes is like the yoko ono of elon musk's life but like i feel like shit's gotten weird since she's been in the picture. At least I think he was, I did not know. I didn't realize he was like with someone because I'd always heard these
Starting point is 00:16:51 stories about him doing like psychedelics with models and shit, but maybe he still is. He, there were like a lot of reports back in the day, not back in the day, but like probably a year ago, uh, of like him doing psychedelic drugs with Grimes.
Starting point is 00:17:06 And that's when he started tweeting weird for the first time, because allegedly they were having like these all night parties and he and Grimes. And I think some other famous actress or singer were also partaking in this and they were just doing a bunch of experimental drugs. And that's why his, his tweets got really weird. I mean,
Starting point is 00:17:22 they're still really weird. Just a few days ago, he tweeted about selling all of his possessions including all of his houses he's gonna be homeless what are you talking about dude he's not doing that he's just you realize he has like four other kids too no yeah no oh yeah well there's like they have weird names no they're like griffin and alex and stuff it's pretty normal okay do you want to see do you want the explanation for what this name means i love that yes grimes grimes explained it on uh on twitter so uh x is the unknown variable oops great this is awesome shouts to fox news for having pop-up ads with uh really shitty songs on them that kind of slap x is the unknown variable uh and then ae or whatever it is like the combined ae letters
Starting point is 00:18:15 is the elven spelling of ai which is love and or artificial intelligence which i don't see how those two are the same, but like, okay. And then a 12 is the precursor to SR 17, their favorite aircraft, no weapons, no defenses, just speed. It's great in battle,
Starting point is 00:18:33 but nonviolent. And then the final, the final a is arch angel, her favorite song. Okay. That's our 71 fly at 70,000 feet.'d argue that that they fly you know it's not necessarily just speed they use it's mach three to four but it's it's definitely flying higher than any radar system can detect or any missile can reach so i think i i don't think i like
Starting point is 00:18:57 aviation brett very much yeah he's he's pretty annoying actually aviation i was expecting i was expecting the explanation of the name to make it less weird, and it didn't do that at all. It got weirder, actually. I thought that they were just a really big fan of the early 2000s pop punk band SR-71. It's possible. What's that song right now? Didn't they have a song, Superman or something?
Starting point is 00:19:25 They weren't like the original Superman song, but either way, it was trash. Did you see that Elon Musk also tweeted a photo of the baby with fake face tattoos on it? Okay. Dylan, why didn't you do those kind of bits? What is he doing? Why is he being so weird? One of the tattoos says savage underneath the baby's eye. The other one has a snake.
Starting point is 00:19:48 One of them says moody in this kind of like cursive script. It just doesn't totally make sense. And also, it appears as though the baby's eyelids are flipped upside down in this photo. Yeah, I think we're going to need to... And didn't he intentionally tank Tesla stock just like this week or something to talk about how the price was too high? Who does that?
Starting point is 00:20:12 My friends and I, we don't do one of those death pool things, but if we did, Elon Musk is not that far from being one of my picks. Here's why that's risky. I feel like even if his, his human body died, he will have his consciousness downloaded and he will live forever. So I don't know how that affects your bet. I'm going to assume you guys have not thought of that. Something worth to
Starting point is 00:20:37 note before you put money down. Yeah. I mean, that's, that's a good, we, I don't know if there's any clauses in the contract with this death pool that talk about downloading consciousness. So I'm going to have to run that by... Our next meeting of the minds that we have for 2021, I'll run that by everybody to get an addendum made. An amendment? An addendum? I don't fucking know. Who cares?
Starting point is 00:21:00 They both work. Fucking lame. Dylan, as the only one of us who's had a child so far, when you're naming the kid formally, can you use special characters or no? I don't know. We didn't have to explore that option. It never came up.
Starting point is 00:21:21 I don't know. You didn't want to put a bunch of greater than signs after Parks' name just to show that he's tight? Yeah, it's not like you fill out a digital form. You have to select letters or anything. It's just like you just write it in. This is the name.
Starting point is 00:21:36 I guess you can technically do anything. I've never seen a name with numbers in it like this before. You can't do anything. There's some rules. You can't have consecutive numbers or letters. Also, you have to have at least one special anything. There's some rules. You can't have consecutive numbers or letters. Also, you have to have at least one special character. It's a weird deal. I think you're thinking of passwords, Dave.
Starting point is 00:21:52 Yeah, you can't call your kid the word password either, Dave. Yeah. Password and God were the two most guessable from the movie Hackers. It was like password. And then like one, two, one, two,
Starting point is 00:22:07 three, four, five, six, seven, eight. I tried to hack an account recently and it didn't work. And I just tried all the,
Starting point is 00:22:12 like the most generic ones, which makes sense that they wouldn't have the most generic ones, but yeah, shout out to Elon. I mean, it's been, since he did Rogan, this has been a real roller coaster.
Starting point is 00:22:26 Yeah. His Rogan is weird. I need to know what they're calling this kid. How do you say it? I need to know how it's said. Not that it's going to make any of this weird, but poor kid. I mean, poor kid. That sucks. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:22:44 Okay. Okay. Business Insider. My favorite. That sucks. Yeah. Okay. Business Insider. My favorite. Is currently saying how to pronounce. If another pop-up ad goes, like, I'm sorry. I have my ad block. Gotta risk it.
Starting point is 00:22:54 Gotta risk it. They claim to have a pronunciation. Of course they do. I don't fucking know. This is annoying. I think X or 12 is the way to go. I'd love to hear how our friend Connor would pronounce it. He would probably be like,
Starting point is 00:23:18 dude, I've never understood the concept of names in the first place. Yeah. His brain would be in pieces trying to figure this one out. It would be his last resort. Business Insider is kind of stupid. I mean, they're guessing on this. They're not even saying it.
Starting point is 00:23:36 But they're saying that the kid's name would be XAI Archangel. That feels like a big leap. I don't know. Completelying this the sr71 well it has i don't know it has to do with her like emojis that she put in there either way either way this is the dumbest shit i've ever seen celebrities need to get i also sorry no i was gonna say can we also talk can we also talk about that i didn't realize that grimes was a pop singer until about 10 minutes ago yeah how did you not know that about two
Starting point is 00:24:13 seconds ago dude i have no idea who grimes is i don't i mean i couldn't tell you one of her songs i couldn't tell you anything about her but i'm surprised that the the whole news about them like being in this like drug den at elon musk's house just didn't register with you guys i bet if we pulled the tape we definitely talked about grimes for like 20 minutes a year ago we absolutely used to know everything about grimes and now which is many things have happened between then and now okay i'm looking at i'm looking at her now i i have no idea who this human being is brett bre, go ahead and tell us that we suck for not knowing Grimes. I got nothing on Grimes.
Starting point is 00:24:47 She's Canadian, though. Oh, yeah? Andy Grammer type? I listened to Andy Grammer yesterday when I went to pick up dinner. How'd it go? What did you think? Dude, it's not my style. I had never heard these songs.
Starting point is 00:25:04 Never? Brett, I had never heard these songs. Never? Brent, I had never heard. I didn't only listen to two, but I swear I did not recognize them. Dude, I'll say this. I'll say this. Nobody came at us on Twitter or anything like that being like, how do you not know who Andy Grammar is? I didn't see one comment about that. I don't think he's as popular as people like to believe.
Starting point is 00:25:21 Martin Skrillex or whatever? Yeah. Okay. That's fine. I'll get it. He may or may not really exist. But Andy Grammer, he does not have that kind of clout. No, we saw Martin.
Starting point is 00:25:30 I don't think it's Martin Skrillex. Yeah, it is. We literally saw him at ACL. Yeah. Martin Gerrits and Skrillex. It's Martin Gerrits. No. Dave is correct.
Starting point is 00:25:41 Dave is correct here. Good take on the name, Dave. Bad take from Brett and Dylan. Yeah. Oh is correct. Dave is correct here. Good take on the name Dave. Bad take from Brett and Dylan. Yeah. Oh, man. I also wronged Andy Grammer. He's the number one hit.
Starting point is 00:25:55 Yeah, I kind of saw that on the Wikipedia. And then when you said that yesterday, I didn't feel like doubling back because I didn't want to go back to his Wikipedia page. So I just let that slide. Dude, when I get in my bag and start fucking uploading igs they call me andy grammar hold on instagrammer being the uh okay all i want to do is getting getting older you really do just lose touch with with like pop pop culture. It just kind of passes you by a little bit. Dude, all I listen to lately is classic bands and acts.
Starting point is 00:26:31 It's weird. I'm not adopting to any new music right now. I'm listening to more Rolling Stones than I have in my entire life, and it makes no sense. There are so many new hip-hop guys out now that I just haven't had time to go in on yet. I'm probably missing out on so much good shit. I just don't know about these people.
Starting point is 00:26:49 All you have to do with Dylan's name, you just have to do a Lil, and then a type of gun, and then a color, and you're good. You'll hit somebody. Okay. A lot of babies out right now. A little shotgun, right?
Starting point is 00:27:05 I'm going to say Lil Baby is the one you should check out. Lil Baby? Okay. A lot of babies out right now. A little shotgun, right? I'm going to say Lil Baby is the one you should check out. Lil Baby? Okay. Lil Baby and Lil Baby are like 1A, 1B in the baby world for me. And then from there it goes Archangel 12 or whatever. Okay. Speaking of angels, did y'all see the Blue Angels are in Texas? No, I didn't uh no i mean i saw they flew over new york new york city i guess they're just making a national tour or something huh they're hitting dallas at 11 then hitting fort worth and i guess
Starting point is 00:27:41 not going to austin seems like a shot at us they're going straight straight to Houston kind of bummed I would love to see a flyover I mean when's the last time someone was like oh flyover nah I'm good thanks if you're too cool for a flyover I'm not friends with you you're not in my dream foursome with Connor and I flyovers are cool even if you're not inside the stadium I watched a Michigan Notre Dame game from the tailgate one time in south bend and the flyover was debatably like cooler outside of the stadium just because we weren't really expecting it yeah dude i think that would be better being at the tailgate if you're inside the stadium there's too much baggage and like you feel like you have to act a certain way if you're at the tailgate you can do what you want it's just tight especially the tail
Starting point is 00:28:26 the tailgate after people have gone inside the stadium that's there's like a 20 minute period where that's the best that that tailgate's ever going to be yeah you're right that's the sweet part of the tailgate dave you're right are we going to be able are we going to be able to do it this year? No. Yeah. Not happening. Yeah. 25% occupancy. That's upsetting. It is.
Starting point is 00:28:56 I only like to do it a couple times a year, but it bums me out. That's uncertain, Will. Yeah. Since we're talking about Elon Musk and dope-ass planes and shit like like that i think it's pretty much the most natural segue we could possibly have to talk about this new tom cruise thing with nasa when you told me there was a tom cruise space movie i saw you put it on the rundown and you didn't know i was like looking i got really excited and like i mean really excited it's a good thing i was sitting down because this is right up my alley so this is this is yeah this sounds tight this is per the guardian it says Tom Cruise and NASA in talks over film to be shot in outer space Elon Musk reportedly involved in
Starting point is 00:29:33 the production which if confirmed would be the first feature film ever made in space uh I don't understand how they did Apollo 13 and stuff. Green screens, man. No. I thought they went to the moon. Yeah, I think they might have gone to the moon, dude. Oh, okay. But it says, Tom Cruise is in talks with NASA about working on a movie shot in outer space.
Starting point is 00:30:05 NASA is excited to work with Tom Cruise on a film aboard the space station, NASA administrator jim bridenstine wrote on twitter quote we need a popular media we need popular media to inspire a new generation of engineers and scientists to make nasa's ambitious plans a reality i've been saying that for years yeah always um yet another thing i'd love to get connor's take on but um this seems like at first glance you're like wow this is not necessary at all they should just film this in hollywood it'd probably be cheaper and much much safer for everyone involved but it is tight to shoot a movie in space on the space station yeah i mean the thing the hype The hype machine, just filming it in space, that's a selling point right there.
Starting point is 00:30:50 How do you not see that movie? Dude, he's got the new Top Gun that's coming out this year, and then he's got this in the works. Tom Cruise is still doing the damn thing. Has that been delayed or anything? I'm worried about all these movies that we are horned up about because everything is delayed.
Starting point is 00:31:04 Holiday got delayed. All right. Are we going on Christmas Day day it was supposed to be a june release i think originally all right if anyone wants to go on christmas day with me let's just do it i can go by i would love to spend christmas on a tom cruise movie thank you i'm sneaking in and i'm bringing i'm bringing uh i'm not buying a ticket for a tom cruise movie and i'm not supporting supporting the concession stands. I will be going to the gas station before and picking up, one, burger supplies, and two, just some candy. You're going to sneak into the movie.
Starting point is 00:31:36 Yeah. I don't financially support Tom Cruise anymore. Everyone knows that. Yeah. What if you get sucked into space like is that does does the church of scientology have a way of like recuperating it don't aren't they they're kind of space-based in their thinking right uh yeah yeah i think they're saying they are xenu was it xenu that's it that's it don't act like you didn't remember that aren't you i can
Starting point is 00:32:03 see dave just being low-key. He likes Tom Cruise enough that he's definitely read a book on this. Dude, we've done segments on who would be the most likely to get taken in, right? Will's legit scared of getting sucked into Scientology. Dude, when I walked by the Scientology building in London, I got a little nervous. I took a photo of it. I was right outside, and I took a photo of it to send to you guys, and I was freaked out. I was like, dude, what if somebody comes out and is like, why are you taking a fucking
Starting point is 00:32:31 photo of this? What if Tom Cruise just pops out and punches me in the face? They're like, well, come on in, man. I got some stuff I want to talk to you about. Yeah. Well, it says here that Zinu, according to Scientology founder L. Ron Hubbard, was the dictator of the Galactic Confederacy who brought billions of people to Earth. So I could see Tom Cruise being down with space more than we ever thought possible.
Starting point is 00:32:59 Yeah, they rebelled against the Union. Xenu did? Yeah, the Galactic Confederacy. They rebelled against the union. Xenu did that. Yeah. The galactic Confederacy. Um, yeah, man. And look,
Starting point is 00:33:10 dude, who am I to, who am I to say that that's a, that's not really what Xenu did. I'm nobody, but I wasn't alive 75 million years ago to know Xenu was up to. I was not either. I would,
Starting point is 00:33:24 it would be a bad look for me to judge. And let me say this. If he pulls this space movie off and it's tight, which I'm sure it will be, I will consider my application. So it might be the tipping point in moving in moving you toward the church of scientology i said i will consider it dylan would you all go to space right now if you had the opportunity no no none free free of charge free of charge but you have to go through all the training and stuff like that like you wouldn't do it dylan i don't think i'll make it through the training I can't even do a tire swing yeah sign me up Will
Starting point is 00:34:06 I'm in I would test the waters I think I'd probably bitch out at the last minute though would you rather go to space or the bottom of the ocean space yeah space and I don't want
Starting point is 00:34:22 if I'm going in the ocean and exploring I I don't want to go to the bottom. I want to go to a dope-ass tropical place in one of those personal little submarines. It's ass-eating season. Space is just terrifying. There's the bottom of the ocean. I'm not going to either, Dave. I'm not going to the bottom of the ocean. It's a hypothetical, Dylan.
Starting point is 00:34:44 It's either one or the other. If I've got a gun to my head, I'm going to space, but I'm not going to either, Dave. I'm not going to fuck with the part of the ocean. It's a hypothetical, Dylan. It's either one or the other. If I've got a gun to my head, I'm going to space, but I'm not doing either. They both absolutely terrify me. You're a bitch. I don't mean that. I'm sorry. You get sucked out. You get to be tethered to the damn space station to step outside.
Starting point is 00:35:01 Think about that, man. I don't trust the ocean like the dark really far down parts of the ocean why shouldn't like have you ever watched this stuff on discovery channel or like whatever that when when it gets black in the ocean you don't know what's gonna happen it almost looks like they have little lanterns hanging in front of them so they can see it's ridiculous and i just i don't understand how they one get the footage and two it just really freaks me out because all the footage that they have looks like it was like cgi but it's just actual real life down there and there's things that we've just never even like thought exist down there yeah dude that's what that's why i think it's
Starting point is 00:35:41 like there's more there's more wild ass creatures that we know about in the bottom of the ocean that would be really horrible to run into. In space, I mean, like to my knowledge, there's none of those. I think it's just that I'm more scared of the atmosphere in space than I am the wild-ass creatures. Yeah. I don't want to burn alive. No, here's the thing.
Starting point is 00:36:05 You get in one of those crafts and they say the moment you look back over the earth, it's as good of a drug as you can ever take. I'm sure it's dope, but I'd be too terrified to enjoy it. I'll just settle for the IMAX theater version
Starting point is 00:36:22 of it. That's good enough for me. Got Archangel bread over here. Should we do one of those zero G flights where we all float for like 30 seconds at a time for three hours? I want to do one right off Mopac. Yeah. Really? I want to do one of those just ones that like you're, no, are you, there's not one off
Starting point is 00:36:39 Mopac. No. I'm just thinking of the tunnel, the tube thing. I want to do the tunnel thing. I want to do that. Let's do that. That'd be fun. We can do a video.
Starting point is 00:36:48 Yeah. The zero gravity plane, I think, is what Brett's talking about. You just fly up really high and they just nosedive for 30 seconds. You can float. And then they pull back up and they get close to Earth. Wasn't that a bachelor date? Nick Vile and Vanessa, I believe, if I'm not mistaken. And I think one of them puked.
Starting point is 00:37:04 Somebody blew chunks. Yeah, one of them puked. i think it was vanessa i could not try to do that why not that'd be fun fuck that that shit scares me man it's i like i like my feet firmly planted on on the ground that's how i'm comfortable what Dylan, what's your dream zero-gravity foursome? You've got to think Connor's in there. I mean, if I can have my bros with me, then I'll probably – a couple of you. I don't know. Connor, hey.
Starting point is 00:37:37 I'm bringing Rosie. Oh, dude, she was the drive zero-G. Yeah, I want Rosie to know what it feels like to float you want what's best for rosie and i think that's what's best can we talk i don't think i've ever seen a dog in zero g now that i'm thinking of it yeah it might like i feel like it would like pop their earphones or something and like yeah really freaking i don't know i can't imagine a dog just like lethargic or like lethargically just floating through space like enjoying himself you can't you can't explain to a dog what's going on and suddenly there's no gravity like what the fuck's going on
Starting point is 00:38:13 here i know like the planes the plane starts going down and all of a sudden you look over at rosie and she's just like i'm like sorry i was just, he's got so much skin around his mouth. It would just be a mess. He would look like a complete wild card. The flaps on the side of their mouth would be so awesome in zero G. Just flapping around. It'd be tight. I want to do a podcast that's just Dylan explaining to all of our dogs, like, gravity and stuff.
Starting point is 00:38:47 All right, look, so we're going up in this plane. We're going to start to plummet toward Earth. The ground's going to float up from underneath you. It's not going to work. You've got to break down Newton's law. See, that's the thing about dogs. They just don't understand that kind of stuff, Dave. I don't even understand that kind of stuff dave i don't even understand that kind of stuff if someone asked me to describe gravity right now like i
Starting point is 00:39:07 would i wouldn't have a very good explanation of how gravity works it's like shit crazy though shit hits the ground i don't know i i'd like where connor tries to explain gravity he's got a better explanation than me at this point probably a social construct i'd rather have uh ryan from listen to your heart explain gravity. He's got a better explanation than me at this point. Probably the social construct. I'd rather have Ryan from listen to your heart, explain gravity. If you know what I mean. Okay.
Starting point is 00:39:31 That was good. For being a non, for being a non mayor guy, that's a good reference from you. I know a little bit of mayor, just a little bit. Not like you guys. I think Dave needs to go full dead and code,
Starting point is 00:39:42 John mayor, and just start like getting into that. Is that stuff? This is a noob question is if i wanted to listen to just dead and co can i get it on spotify yeah yeah yep do i do i go into their do i just listen to their live stuff or is that all that's available they don't do studio right yeah they're only left just be careful though because the one time that i said that Dead & Co. got me into listening to actual Grateful Dead, I had some Deadheads who seemed like they should be peaceful people really come at my neck, and I didn't feel welcomed by the Deadhead community. Was it Ad?
Starting point is 00:40:16 No, no. Dude, Ad's cool with me. He and I went to a Wise Fred concert together. We're totally chill. I actually was supposed to go to another concert uh with him and i i wasn't feeling well i couldn't go it's unfortunate but uh yeah i've some twitter dudes i was like dude you guys are like the opposite of like what i thought you would be i thought this was going to be like a really fun community to be in you guys are just meanies uh hey something from last night that we cannot let go unnoticed or unchecked.
Starting point is 00:40:47 If we get to 4,500 patrons, Dylan has to get the photo that you took of me with the cowboy hat on drinking a cocktail tattooed on his body. Yeah. I just want to reiterate that that is a real thing. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. So. I just want to reiterate that that is a real thing. Yeah, I was hoping that would have gone unchecked, Dave. Thank you for bringing that back to light.
Starting point is 00:41:15 I think I'm safe. That's a lot of patrons to get on board in the next couple of days. Today is Wednesday already, damn. It would be a real shame if a bunch of people who had not made the plunge into our Patreon became optimized. It doesn't even have to be optimized. Backers in general.
Starting point is 00:41:31 There's a $5 tier and a $10 tier. You see what I'm doing here? I'm also just promoting the Patreon. But Dylan, get the fucking tattoos is what I'm saying. I can't, man.
Starting point is 00:41:39 I can't mix mezcal and tattoo challenges like this because I'll agree to anything if you get a little mezcal and, uh, and challenge and tattoo challenges like this. Cause I'll agree to anything. You'd get a little mezcal in me that I'm, uh, yeah. Anything? Uh,
Starting point is 00:41:52 I don't know, man. One stipulation. You have to, you under the photo, you have to do the little photo or camera emoji and you have to put at will to freeze. You have to give will photo cred under it yeah i agree dave you said you're closer than ever to getting a tattoo right
Starting point is 00:42:10 yes uh yeah this is as close as i've ever been and probably probably will ever be but yeah what do you have in mind i mean like since my life is a bit, I mean, I may as well, like, lean into the Dallas sports thing. Maybe I'll, I don't know. There's many options. It just depends on if we win it. If Luka gets a title, I'm not going to, it's going to happen, right?
Starting point is 00:42:42 I'm just worried he's going to win it somewhere else and you're going to be really upset. I'll cry. And Will, I've prepared for this. Is that a concern? Not to be like a downer, is that a concern for you? Yeah. Okay.
Starting point is 00:42:56 No, it is. It's in the back of my mind because you don't know what this dude's like. I mean, they may have like two or three years where they get bounced in the playoffs or don't even make it or some injuries happen. And he says, you know what this dude's like. I mean, they may have like two or three years where they get bounced in the playoffs or don't even make it or some injuries happen. And he says, you know what? I'm going to LA or New York or one of these big market teams.
Starting point is 00:43:14 I want to get a tattoo, but like I got to get strong first. So we just got, we got to get work in the gym done and then we can figure it out. But I don't think, I don't think I have the guts to actually pull Trigg on it. I'll probably get another one at some point.
Starting point is 00:43:27 Really? I have no idea what. Didn't you want to get barbed wire around your bicep now that you've been doing so many curls? Stop. No, I think that'd be sick. I'll get one.
Starting point is 00:43:36 You got the tribal stuff though. Don't you? No, I don't Dave. That's no, I don't. I just got, I just got the one on the,
Starting point is 00:43:43 on the upper ass cheek that you know about. That's it. You know who has the dopest tattoos as a people is our friends in New Zealand. And also, I'll just go ahead and open that up to the Pacific Islands. Those dudes, what's the rugby team, Will? Is it the All Blacks? Yeah. Those tattoos are just the most intimidating thing I've ever seen.
Starting point is 00:44:03 Did you ever start watching that? A little bit, yeah. My buddies are like, all my buddies from Michigan, we're all like peak bored, and we've all just been watching random behind-the-scenes things. New Zealand All Blacks is a great one. There's a one on Amazon Prime called The Test that has to do with, I think, the English cricket team
Starting point is 00:44:23 preparing to play Australia. And I've heard it's amazing. I don't know anything about cricket, but I'm like, am I about to be so bored that I'm watching cricket documentaries in my free time? Maybe I'll just take up cricket and get a cricket tattoo. I'm down to get into rugby from a watching standpoint. I don't want to break my hip or anything. I want rugby body. Just stout.
Starting point is 00:44:47 But I can never get there. But if I could trade and have one athlete's body, I want to be one of the fast rugby guys. Not like the ones that are just in the scrums pushing against each other. I want to be one of the guys on the flanks that's just running and still just also kind of jacked. Rugby guys are just all quad, man. Dude, oh my God, the quads on these guys.
Starting point is 00:45:09 The quads are sick. Yeah, I'm thinking about just like getting a bench or a leg press machine and just putting it in my place and just like getting quads. Just do wall sits. We lost Brett for some reason. I don't know what happened to him. Yeah, maybe he's-
Starting point is 00:45:24 Probably found his way In the sun again Yeah his sunburn overheated his laptop And it just burned out How's he gonna try to blame the lighting Yeah You can see the tan line And it was red
Starting point is 00:45:39 The lighting come on Oh look who's back What happened there, Brett? Do you have a little technical difficulty? I had a full entire Wi-Fi droppage, so I'm now on a hotspot. Ooh. Ooh. That's a quick recovery.
Starting point is 00:45:55 Yeah, good work. Sorry about that, guys. If that happens to me, I'm packing up the equipment and just going about my day. There's no way I'm figuring that out. Can someone explain what's happening with the golf club 2020 to me i too would like to know this because i'm intrigued if the news that i heard before this podcast started is true that means that uh the whole squad's going to be playing golf video games yeah so i think okay so the people at 2k sports so they do nba 2k among other games they have partnered officially with the pga tour to launch a golf game and it's going to have all
Starting point is 00:46:37 the it's going to have the courses it's going to have all the players i don't know if all of them they probably want to have tiger but um i could see tiger doing it that would be tight I don't know if all of them. They probably won't have Tiger. I could see Tiger doing it. That would be tight. I don't know how that works with his publicity rights and all that. It might be an MJ situation. Should be. Yeah, man. This is happening. We can play against each other if this is true, right?
Starting point is 00:47:03 I don't know. Y'all can. It needs to be cross-platform. If there's a cross-platform feature, which I assume there will be because most games now have that, or at least the newer ones, then me on Xbox can play y'all
Starting point is 00:47:17 on PlayStation or whatever. Here's the question I have, and everyone needs to answer this. What player is your first pick when you fire up that game and you're like, all right, I'm playing. Let's assume Tiger's out. Let's assume Tiger's not playing. Okay.
Starting point is 00:47:31 Who are you playing? Tiger's not a pick table? Yeah. I know who I'm picking. Can I pick my bros? You can pick your bros, yeah. Yeah, what are the rules? Like, what are we playing?
Starting point is 00:47:42 Skins? Are we playing? Like, what's the stroke? Let's just say we're doing a Skins game. We got money on the line. I'm going DJ. Are we going to assume that the players will have
Starting point is 00:47:53 different attributes? Obviously, DJ is going to be long. Yeah. Okay. Zeej is pumping it out there. I'm going to go with 285 while DJ is going 320. 285 might be generous.
Starting point is 00:48:09 I might go Rory. Rory was my next one, but I want to just drop dimes with DJ. I have no problem with that. Rory's crazy long, too, though. Yeah. Dude, I'm going Tommy Fleetwood, Tommyy fleetwood tommy lad just hair hair flowing out of that nike hat oh let's go give me fino get technical with it i like that yeah i don't love it these two these two are taking the top two players in the world
Starting point is 00:48:39 yeah dave and i are gonna 100 we're gonna make it uh you give me bryson vibes brett surprised you didn't pick him. Oh, come on now. Actually, I'm not going to talk. I'm not going to talk shit about Bryce. Good dude. Are you going to get him on the live stream or not? He could be worth a DM.
Starting point is 00:48:57 He'd pop on. I have no shame picking the top players in the world. If Dylan and I learned anything, it's that when you're playing a video game in your 30s and you're not that good at it, it really helps to have the best player or players in the world. If Dylan and I learned anything, it's that when you're playing a video game in your 30s and you're not that good at it, it really helps to have the best player or team in the game because otherwise you're not having fun and you're just getting beat up.
Starting point is 00:49:15 Exactly. I'm too old to be playing with... Team Mercedes, man. Yeah, I'm too shitty to be playing with other people. I have to have the top team in order to be competitive. Dude, Mercedes car is so legit in that game world. I know. We need to start playing online. I need to have the top team in order to be competitive. Dude, Mercedes car is so legit in that game
Starting point is 00:49:26 world. I know. We need to start playing online. I need to know how good you are. We got a nice little contingent. You got to teach me how to do it because I don't know. I don't even know if I know how. We got a nice little contingent of Peloton riders and we have a new hashtag capability in Peloton
Starting point is 00:49:42 and I made the circling back group. So shouts to all the backers that are just like in the peloton together who's putting on numbers i don't know yet i don't know i need to i need to go through that and see we need i might i might need to have my cyclist of the week when uh leading up to this next tour to france next year i should be keeping track of that because i got to build my team out i'm not really sure how to do that for actually entering the tour but i don't know if we we do an all-backer team, I can't see them turning us down.
Starting point is 00:50:10 You've got to think that applications probably do in the next few weeks. Yeah, I'll take a look. Yeah, can you take a look at that, Brett? You're the logistics guy here. Yeah, I got you.
Starting point is 00:50:25 This is a game I really would... I hope it drops very soon because obviously we have the time right now, but I'm going to assume that all of us would be in on this, right? We could play together. This will get me not only into playing video games more than I already do,
Starting point is 00:50:41 but this will get me into watching Twitch if they have the actual golfers playing as themselves on the course. That is something I would watch all the time. It'd be so fun watching like Fleetwood play Rory or something. Just imagine how entertaining that would be.
Starting point is 00:50:57 I would definitely spend hours watching that. It might be more fun than real golf. I might have to go back and choose a lefty. I might have to go with Phil. Just bombs on the tee? Yeah, but I would like to do Bubba because I would like to hit drives like that, but I can't stomach just playing as Bubba
Starting point is 00:51:14 and wearing all Oakley stuff in my video game. Dude, Bubba's a good one. That would be fun to play with Bubba. Yeah. This is the kind of game that I could see myself legit getting into. I mean, I'm a Golden Tee guy. Everybody knows that.
Starting point is 00:51:30 Are you, though? Not anymore. You never took it professionally, which I've always thought was your biggest regret. I mean, a lot of practice goes into that, you know? I would have to – it's like those guys treat it like a job, basically. I mean, they make really good money doing it, but you got hours and hours of practice every week.
Starting point is 00:51:53 I just can't do that. I had the chops, though. What you could have been, man. Can we do this weekend in fun? Slash quarantine? Is it already time? Yeah. This is a pin.
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Starting point is 00:52:23 Yeah. Call me John Wickick this summer. Cause I'm only wearing moisture wicking materials, but I'm going to call you John wick this summer. Thank you. Thank you. Uh, but yeah,
Starting point is 00:52:35 Rosie 20, go make it happen. Dylan, start us off. Yeah, I have a pretty exciting weekend. Um, I'm getting a haircut.
Starting point is 00:52:46 Let's go Saturday. I'm getting a haircut. Let's go. Saturday, I'm getting a haircut. I need one so badly. I know a lot of people are in the same boat as me, and it's an exciting time. Yeah, Will and I, we go to the same lady, and we got a text yesterday letting us know that she was opening up on Friday, and it was one of the best texts I've ever gotten.
Starting point is 00:53:08 So I'm really excited for that. And that's all I have. Quarantine. I will not have parks this weekend. He's going to be with his mom, and then, of course, it's Mother's Day on Sunday. So he's going to spend the weekend with her. So I'll just be chilling, man. Shout out to all the mommies out there.
Starting point is 00:53:25 Mother. Yeah. chilling, man. I saw the mommies out there. Mother. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Did you feel slighted knowing that Teresa texted me before you? Because I got an earlier appointment than you. How do you know that you got your text before? I don't know. I'm a little upset that she had no availability for Friday.
Starting point is 00:53:41 Because that means that we're like wave two guys. Because I'll just go ahead. I'm checking the time stamp all right I'm all because I'm also getting a haircut on Saturday and I cannot be more excited uh I what what Dylan what time dude she she texted both mine's 556 too whoa back to back yeah damn it all right all right they we need to contact apple and see if they can like get us the actual like seconds we we need the analytics on this uh but yeah i don't really have much going on uh my two favorite pizza places in austin are officially back open for takeout so i will be going to one if not both of them and so i'm very happy about that uh saturday just got the haircut no no real plans and then sunday we're heading out to s's parents' house and we're doing a backyard mother's day celebration.
Starting point is 00:54:47 So we'll see. We'll see. Who knows? You might be seeing me doing a can opener. I might be entering the pool in ways that you didn't expect. Dude. Wow. Well,
Starting point is 00:54:57 season is, is here. Yeah. Can't get here. I'd kill for a pool. I'd kill to go to the pool right now. Yeah. I told Michael last night,
Starting point is 00:55:03 I was like, honestly, if we could go to our apartment pool and we had like and matt's was open and with no coronavirus fears like life wouldn't be that hard for me right now like it's i'm already kind of coasting along and pretty happy about that and feeling pretty blessed but if i could just go to our apartment pool life would be just great we'll get. Pool season's coming soon enough. Speaking of that, hey guys. Yeah, man.
Starting point is 00:55:35 You told me about the pizza places opening up. I'm picking up pizza from my favorite spot. I'm going to get some za. I like to call it za. It's za. But yeah, I'm excited about that other than that i got really no plans man you know just shelter it in place and mix it in the occasional run to the central market or the gas station yeah i might i might try to like i'm just going to beg Sally to make her a coffee cake this weekend.
Starting point is 00:56:07 So I might be heading to the store and getting some ingredients. We'll see. Stay tuned. I'm going to try to find a golf course this weekend. Really? Damn. Thanks for the invite, man. Yeah, well, if you want to drive...
Starting point is 00:56:22 I don't want to play golf. If you want to drive, I'll be there if you want to drive i'll be there um yeah i'm probably gonna mix in an austin like go stop and get my mail and stuff um but yeah gonna try to hit a solo golf course get out and play 18 it's supposed to be nice weather weekend you're playing by yourself what's i'll feel the most safe doing that, walking 18. Okay. Do you think you'll be able to play by yourself?
Starting point is 00:56:49 I don't know. I mean, it probably depends on the course, but we'll see. I would assume they're more relaxed about not grouping people in foursomes. Are you a push cart guy, or are you just throwing the bag on the back and letting it go? Probably depends on the weather.
Starting point is 00:57:06 I'll be a no-shame push cart guy if it's like 96. I'm probably just not golfing in that situation either. I mean, if it's over 80 degrees, I'm going to do everything in my power to not have a bag on my back or whatever. But I don't know. Desperate times call for desperate measures. So you got to do what you got to do.
Starting point is 00:57:26 God, I want to swing sticks with the bros man we're getting that video game dude we can do it soon enough I kinda like I need a release date on that though I need something to happen it's gonna be like September it's not gonna be good they probably launch it coinciding with the tour coming back
Starting point is 00:57:42 if they botch this and launch it, when we have every major sport during that two-month stretch that we're going to have, then they're going to botch it. I'm afraid that golf is going to take a major backseat for me if all these sports are happening in the fall. Because I can see myself just watching football games more, soccer. I'm just worried that golf is going to be the sport that falls to the wayside for me. because I can see myself just watching football games more, soccer.
Starting point is 00:58:09 I'm just worried that golf is going to be the sport that falls to the wayside for me, and I'm going to have to prioritize it. They need to release this video game before so that people that aren't into golf see this dope-ass video game, and then they all start learning their favorite golfers, and then they're immediately glued, but who knows? Dude, I hate to say this, but I don't have a whole lot of confidence in college football just happening this fall. I agree. I really don't.
Starting point is 00:58:29 I agree. What are you trying to say? Are you saying that... I'm trying to say that their revenue relies heavily on filling their stands. And if you can't sell out every fourth or fifth seat, it's just not going to cut it. I don't know, man.
Starting point is 00:58:48 Maybe they move it back so they can actually fill stadiums. I don't know. Are you trying to say that college football can get here soon enough? Oh, man. See, that joke too. Man, this sucks. That joke's not going anywhere, okay? Oh, man. See, that joke, too. Man, this sucks. That joke's not going anywhere, okay?
Starting point is 00:59:12 I don't care if they cancel the entire season. Actually, this gives us more of a chance to wear that joke out even more than we already have. Yeah, for sure. That's at least one little silver lining. Dylan gets a lot of cred for being a really, really good sport, and he is. But Dan needs to be noted as being a being like a really really good sport and he is but dan needs to be noted as like being a really really really good sport he comes on these live streams and everybody just turns their pistols towards dan in the comments and he just rolls with it it makes me
Starting point is 00:59:37 wonder if like dan doesn't know how to read the comments or something because i'm like damn like i'd be like i would never go on a live stream again dan's a self-deprecating machine he's a good sport that's true he's pretty good at that he's pretty good cannot believe he did not get to pop top with us oh what a missed opportunity for him was he devastated when he saw that honestly he has not responded to my text yet it's just been on read for like 24 hours 12 hours he's just he's just staring out the window just like god he bought he spent like two grand on a home gym or something and he didn't get to pop top yeah we'll have him back on we'll have him back on and he i can confidently say he
Starting point is 01:00:18 can pop top yeah should we should we just pop top for dan next time he's on just to pay our respects? One time for Jack Hammer. Yeah. I think that's fair. I think we might need to do it. Brett, do you have any breaking news for us before we head out of here for the day? No, the PGA Tour was kind of my breaking news that I was so ready for, and then it sort of got cucked into the rundown.
Starting point is 01:00:42 It's Will's breaking news now, baby. It was Dave's on Monday. Now it was mine. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cuck your breaking the rundown. It's Will's breaking news now, baby. It was Dave's on Monday. Now it was mine. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to cuck your breaking news like that. You got cucked, baby. It's fine. The other part of breaking news, I guess we can tease it. We have two
Starting point is 01:00:57 alcoholic beverage sponsors coming up this summer that I'm really excited for the backers to get behind as well as us. Keep an eye out. Not one, but two. Official business break. Is it business insider? Okay.
Starting point is 01:01:14 There's no cider. There's no cider. But we do have a beer and a hard seltzer. Is it from the Caymans? It's not from the Caymans, nor is it Caymans, which is. It's actually Chris. It's Chris Caymans. Caymans it's not from the Caymans nor is it Caymans which is it's actually Chris
Starting point is 01:01:27 it's Chris Caymans Caymans slaps it does Caymans does slap never actually had it to be honest with you so I would like to I find that hard
Starting point is 01:01:40 to believe Mr. New York City I'll bring one to the I'll bring one to your happy hour before the holiday party this year. The American Christmas cocktail hour? Yeah. I'll bring a bottle of Caymus for you as my gift this year.
Starting point is 01:01:55 Beautiful. Do we know we're doing the Christmas party? If we haven't started planning the Christmas party already, then we're already behind the eight ball. Okay. Shut up, Will. It's the gift that keeps on caming it truly truly what oh dylan wants to leave because we're doing cayman oh i'm happy i'm chilling shut up dylan let's get out of here just make dylan happy just kidding all right guys we'll be back on
Starting point is 01:02:23 friday patreon.com circling back podcast. If I'm not mistaken, Dylan, do you want to announce something about the mail-in this week? What? It's going to release a little late. Oh, yeah, yeah. It's releasing tomorrow still, Thursday, but it will be a little bit late. It'll be in the afternoon. We have a lot going on.
Starting point is 01:02:44 I'm recording with Kyle today. And yeah, so yeah, it'll be later tomorrow, but it's coming, baby. Don't worry. Translation, you don't give a damn about your listeners. David, stop. It's messed up. All right.
Starting point is 01:03:01 Let's get out of here. Bye.

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