Circling Back - Golf Chants, Artemis, & Parks Wore a Fastball | Circling Back 4-20-26

Episode Date: April 20, 2026

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All right, we're back to circling back podcast Monday morning. Hi. How you doing? I'm good, dude. How are you? I was talking to people at large. I'm Dave at DC Rough on Instagram. Matt DeC. Ruff on Twitter.

Formerly Snap. What's up? On him on Peach. Nobody knows what that is. We're not the only ones. You have to be a real content ball, nowhere to know, Pete. We're not the only ones. who are on peach.

No, but there's probably listening right now, I would say two people. No. It was up for like 24 hours. It was not long live. It was up for at least two weeks. Here's a guy who's up for two weeks. Take that in whatever way you want. Randall Trimbeck.

Wait, you put your two weeks in? Hi, Dave. Just drinking on my pre-brew coffee over here. out of my my nerd NASA cup because I actually respect space in Artemis 2 unlike some people pre-brewed coffee are you sure it's not an ERD what is that that's water folks pre-brewed coffee yeah I left my water bottle home I filled it up and then walked out I noticed you didn't ride your bike in today because it was raining find a way it's a hundred percent chance of rain today okay that's pretty high there's always a hundred percent chance of haze

doing a lot. Why are you changing the subject? Because I wasn't going to bike in the rain. Why? Was your neon stuff not clean? You know we went to college in Hayes County? True story. Yeah. We only listened to Hayes Carl. As you can imagine, the Hayes County was mentioned quite a few times when we were pledging. Yeah, we made them listen to Purple Hayes over and over.

So I told you guys, you know, I'll save it for my this weekend. Bring it on now. I'll save for this weekend and phone. Let's send it on the content. I'll save. for this weekend. You know, I don't have much to save during this weekend fun, so I'm going to save as much as I can.

I don't know what to say, really. Al Pacino, any given Sunday. Top five speech of all time in a movie. Who are? And he's got a great ass, and he's here to produce. Oh. That turned into Regis. That was.

I don't know why. Who wants to be a millionaire? A millionaire. change your life it's not uh what is this uh Dave has chosen a phone a friend that's basically cold calls that's true we are doing a podcast that's what we're doing what are we doing tomorrow uh circling back on touching base huge do you have the segments picked out nope you could have lied and said yeah they're so good yeah doesn't matter it's have will in here and just going to go no rundown vibes for 25 30 minutes 40 50 i'll make sure i

get a segment but yeah will i will love just coming in and chopping it happy birthday fritz happy birthday fritz happy 420 to everyone else oh and non-app anti happy birthday to adolf hitler yeah which you a sad birthday from the grave oh he's in hell yeah if in fact there is such a thing what do you believe do i you're asking if i believe in the existence of hell i just said what what do you think happens after you pass oh man all kinds of cool shit dude such really you think hitler is having a cool time right now not for not for folks like him where where's your threshold between good and evil where would you put at the scales huh i don't know but i know i'm good man who decides what is good and evil are you sure yeah oh yeah i'm dude i'm awesome i treat people i treat people well

even sometimes randy dylan's gonna be chopping up and hell with hitler because he's so mean all right chava style chop chop chop chop chop chop chop a style who's who did chop a style oh who did chopa style i'm gonna make that's gonna be one of those things you have to just like figure out by the show i can just google it i just know it from that that new that's an option that new orleans video of that guy just doing it the whole time like it was a great video you know the one I'm talking about I fucking love New Orleans dude speaking of videos Dylan knows I think I'm too old to go there now

but I love it Dylan knows how to do the scuba dance Dude I hit that thing and I got I got no love for it man I guess maybe so maybe people are tired of your bullshit So Parks told me that's a scuba dance too But in that video I don't know if you watch that news clip about it

They call it zombie land It kind of looks like someone doing an elephant trunk So this is zombie land and then there's scuba yeah i got parts parks is good at the scuba he does it he wasn't doing much scuba last night at the game i'll tell you that oh ladies and gentlemen

the man with the story is dylan shivery did you ever figure it out no what happens after you die choppa but choppa the hit song and album chopper style by new orleans rapper Chapa. His name is just Chapa? Is that, is that I don't know. A popular re-recorded version featuring Master P, I definitely know what Master P is.

He's a no-limit soldier. Mm-hmm. Okay. Support the troops. Chapa. Father, little Romeo, right? Correct. That is correct, sir. Well, this is the time allotted for your intro, so feel free to... I just want to talk about

chopa style, Master P. No, I'm excited to be here, man. It's going to be another great week of content. Very excited for it. To all the people who found us from Barstool, as well as the Village Voice, welcome. What's the Village Voice? You have to figure it out. This isn't going to be a bit moving forward.

You've got to figure it out. You can just tell me things. Find a way. Do you know what Medium we do? Podcast. I like to learn something. And you can. You can leverage the tools you have in front of you.

That's Claude. Why'd you do the... Never mind. Tomorrow we've got a big show. We're starting something. We teased a couple weeks ago. Anti-starter pack week. What does that mean?

I've never heard of such things. Explain, I obviously know what we're going to do. We know what a starter pack. Well, what do you think of it really? Because I think he might be having trouble with the concept. So anti-starter pack would just be like things that don't represent you or maybe represent the opposite of what you're about, right? Yeah. Okay.

So if for Randy, it'd be like, cool shit, chicks. Chicks? I don't know. Bro hates chicks. Yeah. Dylan's anti-starter pack. Having good takes. Don't spoil. Don't do it now. Don't do the whole show right now. Don't do the whole show right? I'm going to do one at a time like per show. Yeah, yeah. Per person. Yeah. Got it. So the person is basically just a roast, right? Yeah. We'll probably do yours first. Okay. Okay. Whatever, dude. Mine might be difficult, I feel like.

I feel like I don't... I was trying to think of mine, and maybe I'm giving myself either too much or too little credit, however you want to look at it, but like... Yeah, we'll discuss off air how exactly I do it,

because the guy that suggested it said that Mrs. Doubtfire would be on your anti-starter pack. Well, don't spoil the damn starter pack. Well, that was the guy that on voicemails. It was the idea. It was a... Hello!

Because you hate it so much. You don't like my movie. I don't hate it. I just think it's a little. weird it's a weird movie and i love my kids shouldn't have been made me kids are my life i don't like it i don't i don't hate it there's no hatred in my heart for it oh hello dear i want a buddy suit to see me kids like it's it's a weird concept what is uh christie noem's husband with the big old hammers if i found out that my dad was disguising himself as a woman to babysit me i would be like

my dad's a fucking freak and like i this is going to take me years to like overcome in therapy and you don't have it's a weird thing just saying christie noem's husband with the the big old juicers the big old swingers he had the mrs delfires body suit on yeah you remember that he went way big with those things man why didn't he get something more tasteful have we heard from her and she said i don't i don't know she's probably laying low so somebody did them wrong or right you think the resignation he's like all right i'm out because the by the way you're gone but we're also going to leak this little Is it because they knew it was that I was going to come out? Is that part of the forced resignation?

I don't know. One could speculate, right? Yeah. And then if that, that's, that's a cold hard, that's a cold shot, baby. If she resigns, like, all right, fine, I'll resign. And then like a week later, it's like, by the way. We're going to bury you now, too, with this information. Tough, man.

Get buried in them things. Yeah, the Ice Barbie, they called her. I didn't. People did. Did you see Ice Spice got in a fight at McDonald's? No. Yeah. She did.

I'm not sure who Ice Spice is. God, you're old. Yeah. I've heard the name, but. You know, dude, she did a song with Taylor Swift. She did? Yeah. So she's a musician.

Not right. I think it's a play on that. Like, ooh, I'm Ice Spice. She's like very anti-immigration. Is that her bit? No, I don't think that's part of it. Just a rhyme play. Okay.

That's good. Yeah. Thanks, man. Anyway, there's more where that came from. Dylan's trending. Yeah, I think so. If you like this, wait until you see what's to be on the paywall. We alluded to it earlier.

Tomorrow's going to be the circling back on touching base, which we used to do a show. This bonehead producer wasn't there, but there was this guy named Micah. Different bonehead. Different bonehead. Not a bone zone bonehead, but probably the opposite. Yeah. anti-bonehead. But, and then Will to freeze.

We like to go back in like, we have Will in, and he does a show and we listen to some of the old audio. But really, it's kind of turned into just, hey, let's just talk about stuff. And then we'll, we'll listen to like 15, 20 minutes of audio mixed in. We'll try to mix it in. Well, maybe we'll do the audio off the top and then just see where it goes. I don't know what we'll see. Yeah. I think people generally like it.

Yeah. People want to hear the old stuff and they also just like having Will back in the mix. He takes a step forward. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. For those of you who aren't watching, Dylan just demonstrated what that might look like with his fingers. It's a visual show that you cannot watch.

Spotify. On Spotify. Because before he did this, half step, and then now. Hey, go listen to this show or go, go subscribe to our YouTube,

please. Even if you don't like watch every show on YouTube, that would really help. It would. Go do that. Also, um, Patreon.

Yeah, go do that. And here, here, I'm going to go do it now. I'm going to, and say something else too. If you're watching on YouTube,

give us a like on this video and comment below. And guess what? If you're listening on Spotify, give us a comment below too. I always forget you can comment on Spotify. I've been trying to like read all the comments on Spotify. It's not many,

but I would definitely like to see some more comments. Get a good stuff. If you're listening to a comment, Spotify, I know, comment. Randy, you're a cool guy. What? Well said, dude.

Yeah. Comment that. That was awesome. I can't wait for the Randy's solo pod coming out. Yeah, somebody said we should do solo week. I don't think that's a good idea. I don't know. I think that could be a good idea.

We're doing four episodes a week. We should get some type of shake up here. Yeah, but a whole week where it's like, this is the week where they're all going to do a show that's not as good. Oh, how do you know that? Been doing this a long time. Randy had solo week recently, but it was something totally different. I watch Han Solo.

His recommended tab? To go a number of ways. Yeah. I had a solo with the triangle in my court, my, what's the three person? Not a duet, not a quartet, but I. Manageo-toe. No, it wasn't, no, we didn't have sex. Hey, Dave, they always put the most talented percussionist on the triangle.

Yeah, I wasn't. The girl in my thing was first chair drummer. It's actually a professional drummer now. Professional? Yeah. Late south out to Lacey. Like a band? I think she probably does like studio recording shit.

She's world, world class drummer. World class. Perennial first chair. There was one time where she didn't get first chair. And it was like a thing. Everybody was like, Listen.

Are you sure about that? Listen, Duncanville produces a lot of athletes. Shout out to, not drummers, dude. Shout out last night, Magic Pistons, two Duncanville athletes, Anthony Black of the Magic and Ron Holland of the Pistons playing each other. It's going to be a great series.

a tough matchup for my pistons. I'm riding with the pistons just because of will and because I like the team. The teacher did that on purpose. Made sure that she would have a trip on her shoulder for the rest of her life. For sure. And dude, it wasn't like she was like cocky or anything. It was just, it was like, he was like taking her down a peg and it was like, didn't need to happen. She was like very nice and grounded. Look at the 85 bears. They had to lose one game to win it all. Look what happens when the Patriots win it all to the Super Bowl. They don't, you don't, you know, they don't convert. me that one little loss. Look at you.

I see what you're doing there. Sports guy, Randy. Check out what I'm doing here. I'm going and checking out. Poncho. Presenting this weekend and fun. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening.

I like to turn up. Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit. I got yelled out by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun and they'd go with it. Poncho outdoors. Pancho outdoors. It's different.

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I'll tell you, there wasn't much. There wasn't much at all. It was bleak. Pretty bleak. The bleak end. Got, did some spring cleaning, cleaned out the closet a little bit. It went on a nice walk down to H-E-B. That was a highlight pretty much of the weekend.

You walk to the store? Yeah. That's so sick. Had to get out there. What day? An early bird or two, you know. Sunday. So it was a nice day.

It was cool, but it was nice. Morning was cool. It was a beautiful day. It was all beautiful. Did a lot of plant maintenance. I told you on Friday, I got the Popeye's chicken wings again. They're so good. People get the signature hot.

Did you get any size? I got mac and cheese. It's fine. You had yourself a little day. Yeah, I did. But what I started doing, doing was trying to catch up to get to be able to watch the boys like you guys. I started season two of Gen V before I could, so I know what's going on. And I will say, Dave, I will say,

I don't know how big of a storyline will be, but in this second season of Gen V, there is a super powered frat. So that's pretty big. And the person that, their legacy, someone that was their president for four years and comes back and helps with rituals is the deep i know it's going to be the deep the deep's becoming like sneaky the best character on that show just it's really well written i'm like can i can i give you a minor spoiler whoa it's a very very minor part of the final season the deep's the deep uh so the boys is very in on like influencer instagram culture and all that the deep has a podcast oh that's great And it's incredibly well done.

It's funny because I don't know if you really know what GenV is. It's college superheroes and stuff. So a lot of them are like going into careers. And one of them is just like a social media career path that like they have, you know, influencers and podcasts and stuff. So it's funny. You got that aspect. And then you have I don't know how much the frat is it going to become part of just,

it's kind of just a set piece at this point. But I would like to see how it develops over the. season, but it is pretty funny. Okay. So, yeah. So I'll be watching that and then I'll catch up on the boys soon enough. Dude, catch up on the boys. What is this, Iowa frat hazing?

Oh. Otherwise, you know, just... Mustard as well. Just saving money. It's a callback. It's good. It's good. Oh, ketchup and mustard.

Gotcha. Yeah, now I got it. I got it. I guess I'll just fuck off. But just spring cleaning. Working on my plants. Yeah.

Now you're going, are you writing like a page? for the standardized test, your conclusion, you reiterate your points. Yeah, just trying to hit that word count right now. In closing, these are the things you need to take away from my paper. Now that's good, Randy. Yeah. That wasn't bleak at all. That was nice little bit.

You got some things popping. Yeah. Dylan. Friday night parks at a baseball game, the first of two on the weekend. Under the lights. Yeah, the boys caught the dub. dub parks is uh turning into quite the fielder i love that flashing the leather he played some shortstop and made his best his best play that he's made ever he was playing shortstop dude ripped the ball

up the middle he moves to his left to go after it hits the mound and kind of ricochets real high off of it so he had to adjust and like caught it back here on the run stepped on the bag for the force out at second and fired it over to first base, it would have been the first turn double play I've seen at this level. Yeah. He threw a perfect strike over there. He was safe.

It was safe by like a split second. That's great. It was an awesome, awesome play. At what age you do little leaguers, tee ballers, kids figure out, Parks, I'm sure Parks is doing this. But on a ground ball to the right side, assuming the gloves on their left hand,

they can backhand it and they don't have to like, because like a tee ball, That's a big thing. Rhodes did it one time in practice. And I was like, oh, fuck. And he's never done it since. And I don't even know if he realizes he did it. Parks, like he flies high when he gets a little confidence.

So the next play, someone hit a ground ball to his, to his right. And he dove. He didn't catch it. It was out of his reach, but he dope for it. He's like, he's like really into it now. He loves, he loves playing the field and getting a little dirty out there. That's how you make teams to get playing times. If you hustle and you play defense, there's a spot.

for you. Saturday had a little family time. Sister and brother-law came over with my dad with my little nieces. We hung out the house for a bit. And then Chelsea's been champing to get back to ECHO. Yeah. So we went to ECHO. Oh, yeah. On Saturday night. And then Sunday was all about baseball. He had pictures, picture day up there at the field. So we were there for like four hours yesterday. Then they had another game. Did not win this one. Parks had an unfortunate incident in the first ending and I'll talk about that in the next segment but overall a really a really strong weekend man davy okay well third Friday went to lunch i'm talking about lunch we went to maddo ranchos maddo ranchos maddo ranchos that's becoming a sneaky great lunch spot uh their lunch specials are

good they what i like about them like if you're if you're going in there and you're somebody who eats like a massive lunch ordering off the lunch menu is not for you What they do is they give you proportions that are, if you eat the whole thing, you can make your way throughout the day and not be bogged down by a Tex-Mex meal in your belly. What I'm saying is a portion size or what you would expect from like a lunch. But it's just good vibes. Their lunch, I don't know. It's been like the last year or two where that's become a player. Hit Matt's.

Great, as always. Had a beer. I had a Diet Coke, a beer, and a water. It's the Holy Trinity. Everybody knows that. Whoa, what's Avere? Pacifico. The most aesthetically pleasing can, you say.

I did say that. Although, Dylan, you sent me something earlier. I don't remember seeing you anything. I don't remember seeing you anything. I don't know what that is. Was he like a soda pop connoisseur? Aesthetically. Randy controls the sounds.

Friday night. Oh, boy, Friday night. Hung out. Watch the boys. Got caught up. And I'm enjoying this season. I see, I think the comic bookheads are like complaining about stuff, but I don't know any of that shit. So I don't care.

I'm just liking the season of the boys. I think it's good. Does everything I needed to do. It's unpredictable for me. It's chaotic. It's chaotically unpredictable, if that makes any sense. It's good. What else?

Saturday. This is our third T-ball game in five days. We had a T-ball game. It was against a very good, undefeated team. And we're short-handed right now. We had a couple kids on vacation, including two of our better players. It's all right. Dude, I forgot to mention our stop by Rhodes' tee-ball game.

Yes. We had a visit. Chels came through with Parks. They let Dylan go, too. Squads looking good, man. They had Rhodes, I saw him play short and center field. You put your best athletes up the middle. Everybody knows that in baseball.

So a cold front blew through Saturday. I will say, I knew from warm-ups that this is going to be a tough game because the kids were just fucking around. And they don't do this ever. But like there was something about it. The kids were all not taking warm-ups seriously. And I'm like, this is really. We haven't had anything like this since, like, the first practice.

And it was just like coal front, pressure change, I don't know. They were all just goofing around. Played good, lost by a couple runs. It was like 20 to 18. A lot of run limits. Yeah. But you got to see the deal. Oh, yeah.

You got to see T-ball at the O'Kill. It was good. Saturday night, man, went home. Watched a little golf, a little RBC, watch my boy Hove, just absolutely go out and shoot. Like, I don't know what he finished. He shot himself out of contention. It was terrible.

Saturday night, my wife's trying to get me into the pit. I don't know if she wants me to love someone or now the show. Right. Noel Wiley, formerly of ER. I haven't really taken to it. I've watched episodes here and there. I just don't know if I'm ready for an ER drama. Yeah, it's not for me.

You know what I mean? Yeah, it's not for me. I'm looking for fun stuff. Sunday, final tee ball game. We had a gauntlet, like I said, and then luckily we've got this week off until Saturday. But Saturday, we went out there, and the boys were vibing. Boys caught a dub.

Rhodes got a game ball Saturday. I forgot to mention that. Dylan, you cut out a little early. I don't know what that means. I couldn't stay for the whole game. Did it go into extra innings? What did you get to etcho, bro? did not go into extras.

Like, like a freaking brat at that Ole Miss game. Ah, I get it. No, no extras, but Rhodes did get the game ball. He's very excited. He has to be the next day

if he had to bring it back. I was like, no, dude. You've gotten the game ball before. It's why it's sitting on your, just fun. T-ball is fucking fun, man. There weren't very many kids there early,

so me and another dad just had a game of toss. Little game of catch while the kids, the three kids that were there warmed up with another dad. I was like, man, we look like total idiots right now, just out of here throwing the ball at each other. You should have taught him nutball. What?

Nutball. Yeah, what about it? You should have taught the kids how to play. Why would I do that? Why would I teach? You're saying I should have taught the kids to throw the ball at each other's penises? What the fuck?

Come all, Randy. Yeah, no, it's, I was letting them take, do some fielding and not teaching them a game that would put their penises in danger. What the hell? What's this guy's

deal, man? They'll find out how to play soon enough on their own. Early Bird Randy? No. That's not that pre-boot coffee, man. Pre-boot coffee. Yeah, pre-brew coffee. Did a tri-tip yesterday. I said I was going to do it and I dung did it.

Fuck with tri-tip heavy, man. Dude, it's pound for pound, like the easiest, just go in, get it. I trimmed it up a little bit. About a two-hour deal. Then I did a series of reverse sear. It was so good, man. Got leftovers. Shout out to the try tips out there.

You ever tried it? No, no, but I've also never tried your meatballs, too. Yeah, maybe we'll do that. You want the, you like a little. For sure, you will. We can do meatballs. Yeah, for sure you will. What else?

Last night, man, Lissa again came out. You should watch the pit. I was like, okay, for sure. I watched a podcast. She came out,

watched me. She's like, really? You're watching, you're doing no laying up and not the pit? I was like, yeah,

I'm sorry. I just didn't want to watch the show. Sorry. I feel like more people have tried pressure me into watching the pit more than like, you know,

like Scientology or anything. Are you, people are trying to get you to watch it? Yeah. Why? Is it made? I just, Your girlfriend?

But my girlfriend wanted me to watch it. And maybe she's the only one, but like my brother's wife watches it too. So he was like saying that she's watching it. It's like everyone's significant others. The ladies love it. Yeah. I don't know if there's, I don't know Wiley, I guess the handsome guy, but I don't know what's going on. She's going to get real mad when she walks out.

And I'm watching like an old episode of like cheers or something. She's like, what? Yeah, I restarted cheers. Had she done dancing. Has she watched the boys with you? She's behind on the boys. Okay. She likes it, though.

It's a good show. I recommend it. And that concludes this weekend of fun. Man, you don't have as many baseball teabal takes as I thought you would. Honestly, the boys were better organized than I expected, because the t-ball situation at Parks' League, it's just a mess. The ball goes into play, and everyone on the field just swarms the ball. It's like they don't know how to play the position. On Rhodes' team, they didn't do that.

They actually tried to field the ball as it came to them. I was impressed with the organization. It's a well-organized league. A lot of the teams are, like our team has one or two six-year-olds, but the majority of the kids are five. There's some teams that are mostly six-year-olds, and those are like really good teams. But there's maybe one or two teams that it's like you watch them.

You're like, okay, most of these kids have never played organized T-ball. Yeah. Now, don't get me wrong. When a ball makes it past the outfielders to the fence and you got a left fielder and a center fielder going at it, you might see some like. Yeah. But the infielders at least. They're not hitting the cutoff, man. No.

At this level, it's throw it to the second basement and that freezes it. Yeah. Throw it to second. You might have heard me yelling, Do I want to Saga! That's me. You heard that guy that's me. I was just deleting sunflower seeds in the stands, man.

Are you? Oh, yeah. Oh, what's your son? I'm a sunflower seed kind of source. So what's your flavor and brand of choice? I'm experimenting. I'm getting back into seeds. So, David, that's a classic brand. And I have some ranch ones that are pretty good.

I got a brand called Smacking. I was going to recommend them. I think they're the best seeds out there now. I got him at Academy because we had to get Parks some, he has some new batting gloves over the weekend. So I got some smacking ones, garlic parmesan flavor, and they're really good. If you want more flavors,

Target has all the smacking, and their barbecue and their dill pickle are fucking delicious. I love softballers. Boys love it, dude. Look at y'all. So yeah, go to time. Parks' team's going crazy on seed right now.

We don't have any of that from any of our dads, any of our kids. Yeah, I was spitting seeds on the ground. I was like, I'm, I'm the only one doing this. Maybe I should stop. Yeah, people. we're talking after the game and group shit. Yeah.

I got imagine that a lot of little leagues know what smackin is because they were like a TikTok seed brand. And they really, okay. They're good. So they're big with the youth. Hey, I wore a, I did something I've never done. It felt like stolen valor. Alyssa bought me a shirt, a Cubs T-shirt.

It's really nice. It fits me well. And I wore it to the game yesterday. I was wearing a Cubs shirt. It's great. I was like, yeah, I'm doing it. I'm wearing another team. I've been to a Cubs game.

Had a couple of dogs on the other team that hit the ball really hard. Yeah, that's a good. That team's undefeated. They're good. We had a kid hit for the cycle. Fuck, yeah. Love that.

Grand Slam and the rest of them. Oh, I saw the Grand Slam. Oh, you saw the Grand Slam. Maybe that was your game. Is that against us? Well, I saw a Grand Slam. I don't know. That's what you're talking about.

Okay. Which that's a new one. Yeah, something you got to think about, if you're like me and like, You see like a, if you're Wild Wings or Applebee's and you see a group of kids wearing like a rival team, like say they're wearing like Astros gear, it doesn't always mean their fans. That could be their Little League team. So embarrassing moment, I saw a group of kids at Wild Wings yesterday wearing Astros gear.

And I walked by and I was like, hey, fuckheads. Nice fucking start to the season. And then their dad was like, dude, it's their Little League team. And I was like, oh shit, I'm so sorry. What if the little league team just had a really shitty start to their season too? And they were just talking shit about their performance. They did. They all cried.

And I got kicked out. I'm actually banned from Wild Wings. Wow. The one Wild Wings in Austin, you're banned from them? Do we just have one? I think so. No, but I did have that. I was wearing that cub shirt and I was wearing it all day.

And I was like, man, I hope nobody's like, oh, dude, Cubbies. Yeah, man. I'm like, no, it's a T-ball thing. trust me, Dave, you've now tapped into my insecurities of wearing sports gear. Like, as a Chicago guy, I still, like, want to wear Chicago sports stuff. Like, I wore a white socks hat one time. This old guy in Vegas tried talking to me about the socks. I'm like, I'm going to be honest with you.

I'm a fan, but I do not really follow the team. Those sound like two completely different scenarios. It was just like. You should know at least a little bit. I don't watch at all. You're, dude, you're basically Chicago South Sider. It's still stinky? Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah. The Pope needs intervene. Good, dude. Yeah. I do want to go get one of those Pope hats, though. You should go to do it. Yeah.

You need one. The game's in August. Somebody get Randy and Popat. Ooh, that'd be nice. Randy's soft on crime. I'll tell you what, dude. Underdog Fantasy. I'm hard on Underdog Fantasy.

That's right. I'm trying to think of the best way there. Yeah, you are. Underdog rocks, dude. It's playoff time, y'all. Yeah. NBA playoffs. Man, had some.

Spurs. Spurs who got that dumb. Did you watch? Did you see the crowd colors? Uh-uh. They did the old school colors in like color-coded by section. I saw the court, the court had the old school logo on. Very sick.

Yeah. Tim Duncan there, David Robinson, the Admiral. Formerly the Twin Towers. They had to drop that nickname, though. Why is that? because there's an incident in New York. Playing on underdogs easy, Dylan. Just pick whether your favorite players will go higher or lower on stats like rebounds, points, steals, and more.

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All right, we got it, Dave. I'll be able to maybe speed that one up. I slowly, I went, yeah. Yeah, we're good. You won't have to read that again. He chopped and screwed it a little bit. It was good, though. I'll get it for you.

Before we get into Parks baseball game, I want to say, you know how hard it is to read 1-800 my reset? That's bleak. Is that not bleak? It's bleak. You got a reset? Jesus. Parks had a game last sign at 530, and they played the best team in the league.

So there are these two kids that are like far and away like the best two players in the league and their dads are coaches and friends. Therefore, they are always on the same team. Seems a little unfair to me, but it is what it is. These kids are really, really good. How does that work in the draft? You know what? I've wanted that. I think how it works is you have to use your kid.

You have to pick your kid first if you're a coach. Okay. And then you fill out the roster's from there. But if you're an assistant coach, it's like, I guess they just go one and two in the draft, I think. I think that's how it works. Anyway. Okay. So the two kids are really good.

One of them in particular is just insane. I don't know how this kid's still in Little League. He's a grown man out there. He's super tall. He's the only kid who actually hits home runs over the fence. He had, Mickey had like three last season. He's really, really good. he also throws really, really hard.

Tall kid, like I said, I mean, like the mitt pops. Like, he's, he's that kid. If I had a guess, he probably throws 68 to 70, which for a sixth grader, he's in sixth grade, is, you know, that's moving. Yeah. Especially when you're pitching from a Little League mound, which is short distance. So this kid's pitching. Parks has faced him before and did okay.

He struck out against him, but had like a good foul, good foul ball. and just does his first game in majors. And it's like a definite step up in competition. Anyway, this kid's on the mound, and we're hitting them pretty good, actually. We jump out to a nice first inning. We got like two runs first inning. Nice. And Parks came up to bat in the top of the second.

And first pitch puts a good swing on it. He misses. But it was, I mean, he had him timed up pretty good. He was looking good. And plus, that morning we had gone to. where Rhodes plays Little League, and we got some extra BP, and he got new batting gloves that he's really excited about. So we went to go hit balls there.

Are you going in the cage? Went to the cage. They have really nice cages there, by the way. Yeah. Like much better than we have. And so he was killing the ball with me in the cage. His confidence was great. Like I said, the game before, he was playing really well in the field.

So he's, you know, he's ready to go. Like I said, first pitch, swings and misses. Second pitch, this kid throws a fastball. And this is not, you know, this is like a grown, man fastball. Put the picture up, Randy. I selected it to you. He caught it right on the inside elbow, right on the bone. Oh, and you can see the seams in this picture. You got it's a visual show, folks. You can see the seams where it hit, and it's all red around it. And the kid just dropped. I mean, his arm went completely numb. He was sobbing. Like, he had never felt,

he had never experienced this before. That is a awkward response. This kid just absolutely drilled him he hits the deck coaches like run over to him i i'm in the dug out i'm keeping scores i put my phone down i run to go help him and he's just he's like inconsolable i'm like dude take some depress you he can't he's just like suck in air he's like he's in so much pain um everyone on the feel like takes a knee and it's like what they do out there take a knee until the kid gets up finally parks gets up everyone claps for him and he dude he can't even lift his arm like it's it just completely deadened his entire arm and then said he he sat out the rest of the game he didn't even play the rest of the game at one point i'm like i come up here and see he can pick up a bat and see

he can't even like lift the bat with his arm so he was in rough rough shape uh and that was like the downward spiral like there were multiple injuries in this game on our team we had a part we only had nine actually we had eight and so this kid was subbing in he had had had had had had had to have happens a lot in our league. So he was subbing in. So we were playing with eight guys. We had nine. And when Parks got hurt, they had to bring a guy on their team to play out to play in the outfield just to have nine out there. Tough, tough situation. He had never felt this before. No, I'm like this kid throws so hard, man. Think he was throwing him inside, brush him off? No, no, I mean, no. A little chin music? No one, no one's going to intentionally throw up Parks. He's a smallest kid on the team. Like, that would just be sorry to do. But we were up.

I think we were up five to nothing at this point. And the other team, they just came back and we lost all momentum. Everyone was deflated. Not just because of this, like other things happened. But man, dude. That is a most painful little spot to get hit. Oh, I know. I'd be crying.

I was telling Parks when I was in high school. This is before like the elbow shields were, you know, popular. I got hit other arm and I got hit right on the bone right here on the outside. And I had to miss a game. Because I couldn't, my arm, similar to him, I couldn't lift it for a few days. I got hit on the fingers. End of my career. I finally got back.

I finally got back in the lineup and I got hit in the same exact spot again. And I was just, it was the worst pain. Anyway, I feel for the kid, ma'am, his confidence was like soaring before this happened. I'm hoping he's not going to be afraid to get back in the box because, dude, it was bad, bad. He'll be all right. Come back strides. Part of it. He got it out of the way.

That first hard one? This morning he had some movement back. So I think he's going to be fine. The coaches were like, dude, you might need to take him in and see if there's a fracture in there somewhere. But I don't think that's the case. Look at that, dude. That is fucking gnarly looking. I know.

Because like that's a spot where it doesn't like, it didn't swell out, did it? It didn't swell, no. It's probably just like a bone bruise. Because it hit right, right. on this one. You can see me, you can see where it hit. Oh,

buddy. He's never been so upset playing a sport before. I feel for him. I feel for the kid. Oh, there's some sunflower seeds in the picture there.

I see. I was wondering what that was. I don't know. Those aren't mine. Those look like maybe Biggs. I'm not sure. Definitely not smacking. That's not smacking.

We should get sponsored by smacking. I'm telling you, They're the best something like seeds up there. Well, we just started spitting seeds on the floor in here. It's sick. We should do that. Man, poor guy. I know, man.

I felt so bad for him. I really thought he was going to hit this guy, too, because he had been killing it in the cages. Well, you guys were tuning him up a little bit. I got him timed up. He had to adjust the faster pitching in this elevated level, and he's finally there. He's squaring the ball up now, and this is going to be a little bit of a setback. But we'll get back in there. Well, Chipper in the chat comments.

Put his arm in a cast, he'll eventually start for the Cubs. Profit. Okay. There you go. Yeah, this might tighten up his tendons. It could. It could. Did you ever think of that?

Yeah, it might. It might. Oh, man. Damn, dude. Yeah. I was hoping. When you tease this, I was like, hoping there was a coach fight or something. No.

I shouldn't hope for that, but, you know. It was a really weird, it was just a weird game. A couple of our players just, like, stopped carrying and, like, walked off. It was just, like, when kids at age, when they start to spiral and the game gets out of hand, they just, they get emotional about it. It was weird. Was Mercury and Hercules? We pulled a kid in the last inning because he was, he had, he had trouble throwing strikes.

And he was just really upset about it, really upset. Means he cares. Anyway. No. Mercury is not in retrograde currently. Okay. So that probably wasn't that. Park's mom there?

Yeah. Was she freaking out? She was upset. Yeah. At one point she was talking to him through the fence at the dugout. And she was like, you want to get you a tissue? Because he has tears in his eyes. He was like, yeah.

And I looked over my shoulder. I said, no, don't bring him a tissue. We're not going to do that. He'll be all right. You can't be wiping your eyes in the dugout, you know? Randy, I noticed went by your house or your apartment recently. And I noticed next to your bed, there's like a bunch of tissues. What's going on?

You were inside my apartment? Yeah, I was there too. I helped him get in. I was helping with your plants. I, uh, no. No. Okay. I have one box of tissues and it's in the kitchen.

Hey, somebody stole our tissue. Yeah. Who, who, who, who's the dead backer who stole our fucking Amazon? Oh, I need to. We need to get that refund. Yeah, I need to get the refund and stuff. They wouldn't allow us to do it when I was doing the process last time. I'm like, well, you have to wait to the end of the day.

I'm like, I saw that it was delivered and it was stolen. Like, and they just, those virtual assistants, man, they just do not fucking help at all. AI has changed everything. Sometimes not for the better. That's right, Dave. Agent. Agent. That's me on the phone.

Mr. Anderson. What's that from, Dylan? The Matrix. Yeah. This guy. He should be drinking out of the Nerd Cup. Sean Marion should be a Hall of Famer. If you look at his numbers and consider what he did

and the title run and his defense overall, by the way. Just want to point that out. Also, the Matrix is the top 10 modern era nickname. Something to think about it. That's not an ad read. That's just a devitory. Right.

Okay. There's something to think about. I'll tell you what. Couldn't help but notice your Warby Parker glasses. Thanks for noticing. I love these things. I couldn't help but notice. These are blue light blockers and transition lenses.

How about that? Buying glasses, like traditionally is like, not fun. It's like a whole thing, but like Warby, they made it pretty easy for you, you know? Oh, dude, yeah. These come in, uh, medium and wide set frame since I have a, a bit of a wide face. Yeah, you can say that. They have the virtual try on feature. That's what I like. You don't have, I mean, you can go into the store. That's how I picked these. If you want to, but you could also utilize the camera on your, um, device. Sure. And they could, they'll, they'll put them on and you can see what you look like.

And those are the first ones you tried on. Wonderful feature. They're fantastic. It's a total, the virtual try-ons a game changer. Try them on before you buy. You can do it from your phone too. It's kind of wild how well it works. That's how I got mine.

I got the same ones. I got the sunglasses. Yes. I got the sunglasses. What are you called? Do you remember? I call them really cool, but I don't remember which name they are. It doesn't matter.

The quality, for the price, Warby's the best. Honestly, not even close. You used to have to choose between flimsy, outdated stuff. style spending half your paycheck. Warby, Warby Parker changed the game. Their prescription glasses started at $95 so you can actually get quality and stylish frames at an affordable price. Fun fact about me.

This is a total coincidence. I'm going to the eye doctor today just as for a checkout. I haven't been in a long time. Randy was right. These are called the brimmers. The brimmers. The brimmer. You're brimming with confidence.

Facts. Good stuff, Dave. Go to the eye doctor, huh? Yeah, I'm going. Warby's covered by most major insurance. eye insurance plans. I'll tell you this. As someone that had some problems with my Warby Parker's mainly due to my eye doctor. What? Due to my eye doctor. Great customer service from Warby Parker. They were able to help out a lot. Right now, buy one prescription

pair and get 20% off any additional prescription pairs at Warby Parker.com slash steam. That's 20% off additional prescription pairs when you go to W-A-R-B-Y Parker.com slash steam. Well, let's do a space bar real quick. Space bar, space bar, it's time for the... There was no heart in that. There was no heart in that line. You've given up on everything, dude. He's like one of Parks' teammates just walking off the field right now.

Dude, yeah. You're a bad teammate. No, come on, man. Did anybody think about, like, fighting for Parks? Like, no. Like, all right, I did. No, maybe send a little message. They're a little young.

The kids were supportive though. He's got some good teammates, man. They came and checked on him. He had trouble opening a water bottle at one point because he couldn't, you know, he had no strength in his arm. One of his buds came and helped him out. That was nice. Isn't they cool seeing male friendship with kids like that age? Roads had a kid on the other team that he played when you were there.

And he was, it's his really good buddy from school. And he was playing first base and when he was. when Rhodes got on first, like, I look over and they're just hugging. Aw. Yeah. They're just jacking around them. It's so fun. Yeah.

Play a video that Dylan didn't put on the run down because he doesn't fucking care about space and he thinks the Artemis too is a joke. What's your- Dude, come on. What's your deal? One of the best space videos of all time. It is dope. Shot with an iPhone. Yes, from inside Artemis.

Starts out with a little bit of. Just getting focus here. And then. BAM. So this is just out a tiny little window. Yeah. That's just the moon and the earth. It's the moon and the earth. A once-in-a-lifetime shot. Yeah. Like for real. The earth is setting. It is. Look at the moon, dude. She's all all beat up and shit hitting it. It's just constantly taking a pounding in it. That cheese. Dude.

Yeah, so anyway, so tell us why this sucks, don't. Yeah, go ahead. I never said that. I didn't I just forgot to add it to the space more. It's a sick video. It really is. Listen, I like the reaction when it's gone. And it's gone. Fiend. See, why do you say it in a language is not English?

Is he not American? I don't really know. That's a great point. I think there's a Canadian up there, isn't there? Was there a Canadian part of this? I don't know. I don't know. Dylan's a space guy or one.

You're the space guy. You should know more about my miss two. It's a dope. It's a dope video, ma'am. something i think about space is how um weird and like quiet and just like it's just weirdly quiet it's scary it is scary it's like you're in a different i don't even know i'd explain my thought on it when i watch this video i just i just think about how big it is space it's unfathomably big it's infinite yeah i mean we've we've only observed a fraction of it and what we've observed

is so big, it's beyond comprehension. Final Frontier. You sent me a video of Uranus setting. Yeah, I thought you would enjoy it. It's a beautiful planet, beautiful moment. What's the problem? Dude, there's probably somebody at home being like, why didn't they just land on the moon?

Why would they go around it? Yeah, why did they just jump out and go out there? They're right there. Back in my day, we landed. Yeah. It meant something. You have to right there. He's the type of guy that you drive to the ocean.

And it's like, well, why don't you just, you know, go into the ocean and your car? Because it's not a boat, Dylan. That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. No, that was good. There are cars that you can take in the water, amphibious ones. I had to explain that. Rhodes asked me that. He goes, why can't you just take your car in the wrong?

I was like, well, actually, dude, there are some. He's like, really? He's like, where? I was like, I mean, not, we don't have them like here. No, take him on a duck boat tour. Dude, those are dangerous. Don't do it. And we're not going to do a duck.

I feel like there's been like one crash. Dude. Ray, do you send me something, a glass bottom boat video? Yeah. On Slack? I don't know if I'm. Here's the thing about me, folks. I will go on a, I've already gone on a duck boat and I'll go on a hot air balloon because

you want to know why? I'm not a coward. Did you guys see the hot air balloon that landed in some dude's backyard? No. Dude, was it one of like, hold on. Hold on. One of, 45,000 that went up that day. Hold on.

Dylan's train clawed to give him as much information. No, you guys have them. Google over. Papa Teague sent this to me. Randy, I'm going to slack it to you. Better ingredients, better pizza, Papa Johns. There's a hot air balloon that I guess it was descending too fast. Sounds like this country.

I think it was low on fuel. Okay, hold on a second. It landed in this to his backyard. And everyone just inside the basket. Like, what do we do? I'd be like, y'all can't park there. Look at this fucking thing. dude.

There's a shot from the front of the house, too. They're just like, yeah. Why don't they get out? I don't know. I think because they're afraid it's going to take off without them. Yeah, I think the...

Not their problem. The guys just try to get it back out. And then there's a ring camera shot of it just like... He runs out. I don't like this at all, dude. Can you imagine? Yeah, this is from the 18th.

This is two days ago. You're just watching the ball game and you look out your window. There's a fucking hot air balloon basket. Just chilling. It's a neighborhood, conceivably power lines. Wait till it shows from the front of the house. At least these people are like happy about it and not like, get off my lawn.

Man, if it was me, dude, I'd be out there with my block. I'd be like, hey, this is private property, dude. You can't be here. Let's skip for it a little bit. Nah, there you go. Look at that. Imagine you're driving by and you see that shit. Wow.

It's just unfucking real. There it goes. It got fueled up again and then they're off. No, dude. No. That's so funny. You fuck around, you're going to find out. Whole neighborhood's out there.

If you park your hot air balloon in my backyard, I'm not responsible. I haven't watched this far. It just lands on the street next. I hear, they're just getting out of that guy's yard. Okay, everybody got out. Oh, I'm getting it. They're holding it down. They're holding it down, like literally.

One of the most interesting things that's ever happened to. That is pretty funny. Isn't that wild? All right. Yeah. I'll still go in a hot air balloon, though. That changes my opinions, zero percent. What is this, a modest mouse song?

Flood on. Flood on. Oh, float on. They kind of suck, right? That's a good song. That's a good song. That's catchy. Maybe they don't suck.

I don't know. Okay. Okay. Change your mind pretty quickly there, dude. I'm serious, dude. We've been growing that grass back there and you parked your hot air balloon on it. I need a place to send this bill. Okay.

I'm going to send my dog out there. I've got two German shepherds. Hey, man, stay in your ground. You better watch out back there, Buster. You can't just park that. You can't park there. All the backyards, you parked in mine. You picked the wrong one, dude.

You picked the wrong umbrella to mess with us. Yeah. Yeah, good thing that's so was in Texas. That's right. Castle Doctrine. And such. And such. I mean, no one's, I imagine you just going back to start blasting.

Like, what's the point? No, it's clearly an accident. You got to watch out. People squatters. I like the, you're trying to squat on my property? I love they just stayed in the basket. They're squattering. Squattering.

Squattering. I think it's just squatting. No, they're squattering. No, they're squattering. No, they're squattering. Dude, I'm always squatting at the gym, dude. dude i'm not um what how did that segment start oh artemus space bar no one doesn't respect space

this i'm the only one who respect space around here yeah sometimes i wonder if you respect anything people are calling calling out the coolest video of all time i just it is a thing i think that's a bit much it is very cool it's an a plus what do you think is cooler i'd have to run through the best the best all-time videos in my head i don't know but chocolate rain no that one glass bottom one that he sent us you said that one was really good I disagree I haven't watched you yet do I need to watch that no I gotta say I think I enjoyed that video more than any pictures I've seen from Jimmy Webb

Jimmy Webb has some cool photos but you know I've also seen so many just like fake galaxy stuff so I've seen stuff like that before that was a cool like that's the moon that's the earth that's an iPhone was sick yeah iPhone didn't even have that great of a camera right compared to like the... That's what I'm saying. Like, the fact that you could see that through that iPhone just kind of made it feel more real.

It's like, oh, that's cool. Uh, a little surprise I had iPhones up there. Right? I think maybe... Don't bring your phone up there. You guys are always on your phone, dude. These guys are addicted to their phones, man.

Imagine having your location on and someone does find my... What? They're not... They're not texting. Find my friends. They're not keeping the group chat lively back at home,

I don't think it gets that kind of service out there. What kind of servers do they get up there? Probably not good, huh? I mean, you can't. There's no, there's no, like, Wi-Fi on that thing, right? Starlink, maybe. Starlink doesn't reach that far. How do you know?

Because, the tech isn't there. They clearly have some sort of communication. They have means of communication, but I don't think it's like as simple as a what. Maybe it's just radio. Yeah, they're not, they're not, they're not doom scrolling up there. Maybe. That would be so sad if I, airstrocks were just all in like look just looking out on their phone yeah is it bleak they're just up

there being like what's going on the straight of haroos right now oh man what is going on randy oh no every single i'm going to be honest with you it's becoming like the chapelle uh skit of i'm closing the studio it seems like every single day just continuously it's like it's open and now it's closed again it's open it closed again over the weekend exactly so it just feels like that skit closing time time for you to take your tanker the other way your tanker oil tanker we shot a missile into one not to get I don't want to get into geopolitics but we did shoot a missile shot a missile ran I don't even know it was technically a missile

they got rook up there just fucking they just tossed them a BP ball yeah that's so stupid I'm sorry I'm really sorry I like it I like it what if that I don't think front of Rooker is here currently in the straighter moves. Yeah, you're right. You're right. He's probably, he's probably isn't.

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At the RBC Heritage Ended in a playoff Very sick Very sick little Sunday post t-ball Throw it on Let's see what happens Scotty makes it interesting Ties it up

On 18 makes par Pard had a sick chip Maddie Fitz leaves his chip short Bogie's a hole playoffs Okay, boom Matt Matty Fitzpatrick hits a dart

throws a dart up there. Makes Birdie. It wasn't really, I don't think he meant to hit that shot. It looked like he thought it was going to go too far left into the water, but the wind held it off. Fine. Scotty hits the worst shot you'll ever see Scotty Sheffler hit,

like 30, 35 yards short and to the right, like just ballooned one. That's a Dave shot. That's a Dave miss. You just ballooned one to the right. You never want to Dave miss. No, you don't. Okay, cool.

Shout to Maddie Fitzpatrick. What does he do for you? Anything? or do you what does he elicit from you? What kind of emotion? He's just like a harmless little nerdy golfer. I don't know. I got nothing against the guy.

He doesn't have enough of a personality for me to like have any dislike for him. It doesn't like. So just the fact that he's from across the pond that doesn't bother you. No. No. Yeah. A lot of people have had this take and this isn't the first time it's happened to him. But like it just bothered me watching it that like he's out there and he's playing

Scotty. Scotty is a fan favorite. number one in the world. And, you know, Texas kid, USA kid. Do we have to do the USA chant? Just because, like, the guy that's playing is not from here. It's so, it's so like, dude. Leave that at the writer. It's low brand. Leave it at the Ryder Cup. It doesn't belong in a tournament like this. I do hit it to. It's played out. It doesn't. It's, it's, it's, it's, it's just. It's, it's fucking lame is what it is. You're not creative. This isn't the U.S. versus the U.K.

This is just a golf tournament. Not everything has to be the revolutionary war. Yeah. Or us versus them. Yeah. It really doesn't. Is this another, it's just the COVIDian movement? David Koresh.

That's the Davidians, which named after you, if I recall. I would say, I'd nothing to do with that. I would say this is the overflow of the waste management, open type stuff. I don't know if those are the same people, Cavidians, but like the rowdiness of the waste management open seems to bleed into other stuff. It's like when Happy Gilmore hit the tour, you know?

It could just be a sign of a declining culture. Some people might say shrink. Do we need to shrink? I hate, I really do hate it. I think it's trash. I don't really even mind like the people clapping when Fitzpatrick hits a bad shot. that's bad.

It's like, okay, it's weird because it's Matt Fitzpatrick. He's not a guy who's at all openly antagonistic towards U.S. fans. He's lived here for a while. Fun fact, he used to travel when he was a kid. His family would travel to Harboretown where the heritage is played to vacation. So, like, there's a connection. He has the head cover that is the lighthouse, like the signature lighthouse. So he has, him winning there is like very meaningful for him.

It's just like, what are we? I don't know. It's just weird. It's just, I don't know. Yeah, if he was... The USA thing is my biggest one because it's just like, dude, we got to save that.

It doesn't mean anything anymore. You don't just chant USA. People are eager to do it. I mean, I love being in a USA champ, but people are very eager to do a USA champ. Did you hear him in the post round presser? Yeah, he handled it really well. Extremely well.

He was like, he was like, no, I think it's cool. I mean, bring it on. I had a lot of fun out there, and it makes winning more fun when the crowd's against you. And he just beat Scotty Schaeffer. He took it extremely well. So props to Maddie fits for that. Yeah.

And we've been critical of him, mainly his footwear, sketchers. He's a dork. He's just, he's got speed, though. He's got ball speed. He's good. He's not a big guy. He's a major winner, right? Yeah.

He's 180 mile an hour ball speed. Not a big guy at all. Just, did the, not to bring up the Ryder Cup again, but like the, their fans versus our fans where we have a USA chant and they have like six different songs and like no they know like where you worked in high school they know that you got like left off the schedule of subway and they've got a song about it it's just like they really put a little bit more into it as opposed to like our fans who were just there and they blacked out in like the Dell tent or whatever the master card tent with their their corporate credentials

And they're like, you know what? We're going to do with the USA chant. It's so stupid, man. Yeah, it's, I don't know. It's just uncreative, boring. And we don't like it. We don't like it. Did you, uh, that's a woke golf take and I'll stand by.

Yeah, you self-hating American. How dare you? I don't. How dare you? Like, we, dude, I mean, we get smoked every rider cop. And it's just, but like, and we lose the fandom. every every every rider cup their guys always win they come over here and they've they've done their homework anyone speaking of uh other countries did you see that dion lost placement in the studio

yeah what uh we i knew that was a did retail therapy yeah we'll put we'll put the guise jersey up and we just never replaced it i i don't mind having evolving jerseys i'd like it more if they if they wanted to pay for that spot yeah but we talk about it i mean look we're no stranger to giving free ads. Matt Al Ranchos. Mattle Ranchos. But yeah, that's cool. It probably looks good on camera with the blue.

Yeah, it does look nice up there. We'll put Deion back up there. We'll make it. We need to just get those frame, but Will is taking over this whole little section, hadn't he? I mean, Will's got a good taste. So I'll allow it. And that jersey is sick. Arch will make a return at some point.

Have you tried the big arch yet? No. I haven't eaten McDonald's on a long time, actually. actually. This guy thinks she's better than everybody. That's why people are very... No.

That's why you rub people the wrong way. Because I don't have McDonald's? You're too good for McDonald's. Not too good for it. I just don't... You like their breakfast, though. Oh, I love their breakfast. Don't we got a guy coming by this week?

A listener? That's supposed to be bringing coffee? I believe so. If you're that listener, I should... You better give us ample warning, otherwise I'm going to get mad about it. Believe it was Wednesday.

He's bringing coffee. You know your boys gonna be pissing. Did you see this tweet that Landry just dropped in the group? No, I was podcasting doing a live show. Clivicular announces 500 girl modeling competition where the winner gets pregnant by him. Jeez. I saw I made out with somebody's mom.

This dude's out of, he's out of control. Okay. There is a video of him going to a retirement home. Did you see this? No. Find it, Randy. You don't have to play it, but there's a video of him in a little bit of him retirement home i assume it's real and he's like just talking to like elderly people about how it's like

not too late for them like looks max and like care about skincare it's fucking come on it's fucking incredible it's unbelievable they try bone smashing it just breaks their ready find it oh i'll try that's incredible i'm doing another day i'm trying to find uh it's not too late bring in hey the cowboys we extended brandon abry we're paying him seven mill Okay. That's stupid. Yes. Wednesday, Dave.

Okay. Clavicular met with a group of retirement home residents. Hang on me find out of that tweet since Randy's over there jacking around. Jacking around. Teaching them how to look smacks by getting facelifts, explaining how do tasteride blocks D.HT to help prevent hair loss, telling them it's never too late to start and concluded by showing them how height, how height boosters add up to four inches to your height. The visual was unbelievable I just feel like they just don't care

I'll send it to you Randy Is it this Is it this one here? Yep Nope That might be the same thing But wait go up to the top Okay anyway

We don't have to play But yeah The idea of him going to a retirement community It's like Hey Look at this visual Face Lof maxing Could be good for you guys

You definitely want to hop on hair loss prevention protocols. So like, deuteride is... Castor oil? Castor oil is good. That's just like a natural cold. Yeah. It's going to save your hair.

So you need dexteride. This blocks dhasteroin. So testosterone converts into dhhty through 5 alpha reductase enzyme. So you block that process. He's trying to help, David. I know. This is such a... too late? Whoever thought of this is... Look down a little bit.

Yeah, I'm a spot up here. How old is she? Old timer. Maybe you could... I don't want to give you false help. Just maintain that position. I just... I just want...

Why does that woman look like she's like... I know. Maybe she's... 48. You know they're all hollering at her. What's going on? Yeah. She's the bell of the ball. I don't mean to take this that direction, but... No, she's fine.

Do, is he logging on these old people right now? He shows a lot. lot of skin on that pant. Yeah. It kind of looks like giant Joe Biden. It really does. Dr. Jill. Oh, I would like to see what Barrett Dudley has to say on the brown.

He hates brown shoes and blue suits. I know Barrett doesn't like that. But the black socks with the brown shoes and then the blue dress shirt underneath the navy blue suit. Yeah, I don't know about his style. I'm going to have to ask. I'm going to have to ask. It's also very Miami, which I believe is where he's from.

Tomorrow, Patreon, circling back on touching base. We'll see you then. Bye. Bye. Frozen lasagna, medium power, 15 minutes. Sounds like Ojo time. Let's play. Feel the fun with Play-Ojo.

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