Circling Back - Gorilla Videos & Wrinkled Suits

Episode Date: July 10, 2023

Dave and Will break down their Blink 182 experience, The Golf Boys skew brick at Wimbledon, Canadians are showing the zoo animals inappropriate videos from their phones, the Joe Biden x King Charles collab, and Dudes Down Bad: Weekend Edition. Enjoy a free two-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (8:10) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (29:40) Who Bricked The Hardest: PGA Pro Edition (38:45) Stop Showing The Gorillas Viral Videos (55:45) Biden x King Charles Meet (1:05:00) Dudes Down Bad This Weekend Support This Episode’s Sponsors This episode was also sponsored by BetterHelp: www.betterhelp.com/circling (10% off first month) Squarespace: www.squarespace.com/steam (STEAM for 10% off your purchase of a website or domain) Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the pig pen baby my name's will defries mr pen 15. Pen15 himself, David Ruff. You know it. Thanks, Will. Were you all aware that they're making a Gladiator 2? No. I was today years old when I learned that they're making a Gladiator 2. Pedro Pascal.

Pascal. Oh, love him. He's great. Hasn't it been long enough that it's not even like a sequel like it's just a straight up new gladiator film like it's been over 20 years well it's called gladiator 2. it should it's they should just call it like gladiator returns well Russell Crowe they bring him back from the dead the tech is there it's a little of fan fiction, but I think it's going to be good. I don't think that's the plot. I actually don't know. I just saw this pop up on my feed.

Cast looks great. Denzel Washington. You're familiar with his work. I've seen it. One of the best of all time. Yeah. In 10th grade, I read the book Gladiator based on the movie for school. Really?

Yep. How'd that go? Academics at Huybersprings high school were pretty through the roof that's sick yeah yeah that rocks yep some of the kids got in trouble they had to leave the room when we actually watched the movie they didn't get their permission slip signed was that a coach class coach taught class technically yes technically yes i was thinking about the science class i took in seventh grade that was my wide receivers coach uh taught it and there would be classes where he would just open like this big book and it was just like 10 000 crazy facts about science or something and

he would just read like do you know there's enough um there's enough uh whatever in the golden gate bridge to wrap around the world twice? We'd spend an entire class just listening to fun facts that didn't relate to any specific lesson plan. It was just like, damn, that is crazy, coach. Barks is reading a book right now called Weird Facts About Animals. Yes. Yeah. That's great.

Are they weird about animals? There are some weird ones's great what are the fact are they weird are they about animals uh there are some weird ones yeah like what specifically yeah can you rattle some off for us no i can't we're the space guy i'm the space guy not the animal that sounds like a uh scholastic book fair pickup it was yeah that's that's where where he got it that was a great place to get those kind of books yeah mr scholastic book fair dylan chivery i was yesterday years old when i saw indiana jones the new one oh with my son and partner um i fell asleep for about 30 minutes in theater yep i do that quite often when i take parts of the movies i don't know why it always happens to me he just keeps nudging me like dude you're missing it like sorry man well that is that is a level

of old madness that i have not unlocked yet oh dude i do it a lot i thought i fell asleep on the couch yesterday while watching something with fritz just zelda out for 45 minutes at home i do it often in the movie theater though that's crazy the first 30 minutes of the movie is often in a movie theater though that's crazy the first 30 minutes of the movie is cgi harrison ford because he plays a younger version of himself and it's like so obvious that it kind of threw me off it was a weird tone setter for the movie because his face was like very unnatural movement you know non-stop action i mean from the moment moment they cut the lights down into the end it's just non-stop chase scenes fight scenes sorry i'm i'm really distracted by what dave's doing right now can you explain what you're doing screwing the cap back onto my water bottle because it was on at an angle and

it was bothering me i couldn't i was sitting here looking at you and it was just that would bother me too thanks for doing it rose you've been doing fine you didn't have to stop non-stop action so oh we've done that though it's crazy like john wick just too it honestly it's too much like give me a break from the action what if they what if they actually had no action during the 30 minutes that you slept then i slept during the wrong like you saw you saw them just planting plot seeds non-stop and you just missed it because you were dozing off that was 30 minutes total i probably fell asleep about three or four different times that's how you hide the fact that your lead actor is 80 years old it's just non-stop action and cgi yeah anyway what was the order

i know you didn't go in there just with no food or no drink what'd you get dog we just got bottomless popcorn okay it was the middle of the day. It was like 2 o'clock. Alamo? Yeah. Waters. Water? Popcorn stinks, dude.

We need new office snacks, Dave. All we have right now is popcorn, and I can't operate like this. That popcorn's good. No, it's not. No one's touching it. One, it's not even that good at popcorn. No, it's not. Randy and Randy's intern and me, and I do like two bags a week.

But yeah, you're right. I canceled the subscription. I did because I noticed that it was not reciprocated. I don't like that we're ordering snacks in the office just for interns. I feel like they should be last on the packing order for ordering food. Well, I wants like – I think the dynamic here dictates that because everybody kind of does their own thing and everyone has such a different taste. The only thing that people agree on is think bars, specifically the peanut butter, which we will have more of soon.

Okay. Okay. Yeah. We like them enough that we don't have any right now. We go through those maybe a little too quick. A box of 24 lasts a week, if that. Well, we got five hungry-ass dudes who have, like, one a day. I'm trying to feast in here.

You know that. Yeah, I'm trying to get that protein in. I'm trying to get my think on. I'm trying to put my thinking cap on. You're looking tropical today yeah this is my my roback man it's uh azalea iggy yeah mr iggy azalea uh no it's uh just a flower can we restart the pod can we restart the pod so i can call you mr iggy i gg y so what's the fucking deal with the shirt it's a great shirt it It's a Robax shirt, man.

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Dylan, what did you get into this weekend? I'll keep mine brief as you guys are the ones who had the action-packed weekends, especially Friday. I didn't do a whole lot man and that's very lame um did some uh moving on saturday actually and sunday i had parks and we went and saw the very okay indiana jones movie although i might be doing it a disservice by saying that since i missed a chunk of it can you give us two sentences on the plot two sentences on the plot they are trying to uh chase down one half of an artifact that allows them to travel in time fuck yeah okay and uh guess what dave they track it down okay uh spoiler potentially do they travel in like back in time they travel back in time but they miss what, Dave? They track it down. Okay. Spoiler, potentially.

Do they travel back in time? They travel back in time, but they miss the year that they're trying to travel back to because of some miscalculation. Because of the flux capacitor! There's a miscalculation. There are some Nazis that also want to use this artifact in order to go back and rewrite history. World War II.

Ever heard of World War II? I hate it. A lot of people died. What? Like the entire world? Uh-huh. Yeah, the entire world was at war, Will. It's a whole thing, man.

Whole thing. It happened twice? You'll never believe who started it. It wasn't us, was it? No. No. Okay. Yeah, we were on the right side of history okay

we didn't do anything like we had good takes during the world war right yeah okay just making sure yeah it was the germans oh dude they are up to no good sometimes yeah they they have a spotty history for sure. Good engineering. Some tough takes historically, I'd say. Yeah, I think you're probably right there. I did not anticipate a time travel element to this. Yeah, I don't like that. That actually makes me want to see it. I don't like that there's a time travel element.

But it's not super science-y. It's kind of cool. Okay. The artifact was made by Archimedes. Dude, familiar? For sure, dude. I fuck with Archimedes heavy. I feel like Randy's

got to know something. I was more of a Thucydides guy. Randy, is Dylan botching the plot here? I don't know. I haven't seen it. I'm more of a suck on these guys, but...

No. Archimedes was the guy in the bathtub and figured out volume displacement. Yeah. There's a reference to that in the movie, actually.

Damn, you could do the most basic shit back in the day and just get credited for so much science in the future the dude's in the bathtub just pushing a ball down he's displacing water is he the original tub girl yes was he bendy doing it what does it have to do with anything what which one are you talking to me what is perverted about asking if he was bendy you know you know what you're doing real ones know what you're doing the new listeners maybe not hey which texas country singer uh had the song about a texas type time travel machine was it cory morrow yes yes that song always made me laugh because i'm like dude if you have the technology to travel back in time you're only going to use it for texas. I feel like there's so much other shit you should do.

Yeah. Sorry, that's very niche, but it's a fun song. But come on. Let's do something different. You know those old Indiana Jones movies when like a punch is like the sound of a punch is very exaggerated? Oh, yeah. Sounds like that. They still do that in the movie.

Good. They should. They should. I never got super into indiana jones i watched them but i think i've watched each of them exactly like one time oh i liked them i know but like i enjoy the idea of indiana jones movies i'm glad they exist they're good they're good i like the one where the guy rips the other dude's heart out yeah that's the one yeah see dylan's into this yeah dude i like anna jones man good music i'm gonna take him to see um mission impossible pg-13 i'll be there i may go with y'all let's go let me know when because i absolutely want to go see comes out tomorrow david

the new mission impossible yeah is cruising this oh? I'm out, man. I'm out. Yeah. That's not how it talks. I yield my time to you fellas who went to see Blink-180. Whoa, we're just ruining people's weekends. You're spoiling the surprise, dude. You told them about it last week.

Wow, dude. Why don't you do it? Okay. These guys went and got a dope Jamaican, spicy Jamaican dinner. Why don't you just do a gender reveal for the baby that Sally's pregnant with right now, dude, while you're at it. These guys went and got a dope Jamaican, spicy Jamaican dinner. Why don't you just do a gender reveal

for the baby that Sally's pregnant with right now, dude, while you're at it? If I knew the sex, then I would. Yeah, I don't know. I don't know what it is either. Sorry, go ahead, guys. Go ahead, Dave. So my weekend in fun.

Friday night. Where do I begin? How about at a little restaurant, Kanji? We're doing Kanji or Kanje? Doesn't matter. I don't know. We'll figure it out one day. I don't know.

Slowly becoming my favorite restaurant in Austin. And we were there with Will DeFreeze sitting next to me, his wife, Sally, featured on Friday's Love Island pod. And they're two friends, Nick and Allison, who are great. Great meal. Great vibes. You are coming to Austin in like two months, maybe three. Try to get a res.

No, don't. It's terrible. Don't get a res there. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Maybe try to get it at the bar. It's not very good. From the waiter all the way to the food and just the atmosphere there, it's great.

Diversity in the menu. Phenomenal. Just a great meal drinking Red Stripes with the boys and the gals. A lot of fun. No one got accused of eating all the fish this time. Notice that. I actually got to try the fish this time. It was delightful.

The fish there is dank. As were the shrimp. The little teaser shrimp. The grilled shrimp. Oh, my God. That place is good. I've only been once, but I really enjoyed myself. Great spot.

Went from there to the Moody Center. It was time to bless the mood, don't we? Bless the mood, Dave. You bless it real quick. Bless the mood. Blink-182. Blink-182. Are you familiar with Blink-182's catalog? i thought it was blink 183 no i'm not i'm i know who they are yeah i'm not familiar dylan said um in the office

when we were playing blink 182 the other day just blink 182 like not even like others music like not even other pop punk bands or like anything but he said that he feels like the entire genre of music is just one big joke. No, that's not exactly what I said. And he's the butt of it. Yeah. I feel like there's this huge elaborate prank on me about the genre. Dylan, I simply don't understand it. But I also –

It's not for you. I'm also able to recognize that I am in the vast minority here. Many people love it. That's great for them.'m also able to recognize that i am in the vast minority here that many people love it you're off great for them i don't get it dylan as you were a what's seemingly a jock in high school who stuffed people in lockers i think you're the antagonist in 90 of the songs yeah yeah i that i get that yep it sounds like the same lead singer for every band they actually have two yeah it's kind of that would would be difficult. It's confusing. They have very different voices between just each other. They all have the same whiny voice.

Well, they've been often ripped. Like, they created, the pop punk, I'm not saying they created pop punk. Are they pioneers? They're the biggest pop, yes. In this genre? Of that genre, absolutely.

Really? Yes. Respect to that. Yeah. But we got there, had a little trouble getting to our seats, got some bad intel from some Moody Center employees, sent us into some areas that we couldn't get into because they were private events, and we had to go up and down some elevators, but we got to our seats just as

Turnstile hit the stage, and Turnstile, a band that I've gotten into in recent years, phenomenal show. Wish I was down in the pit. There was a mini pit going. Wasn't like their normal shows where the entire thing's just going wild, but it was a good show. Then Blink comes out. Great set. I don't know if they followed the set list that's on Spotify exactly.

I think they were pretty close. Phenomenal. Even the new stuff that I don't even know about sounded great. will say a couple times i had to look over the list i'm like i didn't expect the banter to still be the same banter that they were doing 20 years ago it's not the same well they they have to scale it back they've had to scale back but as far as their back and forth just dumb assery it's so so funny. It's all Tom-led, dude. Tom is – He has the maturity level still of like a 14-year-old.

It's amazing that he still maintains being this immature. There were multiple times where he would make a comment to Mark, and Mark would be like, yeah, man, I live with my wife. I have my – I sleep in a bed with my wife. Like talking about threesomes and stuff he's like clearly i wonder i wonder how much um tension there is is actual because you could i could see them butting heads quite a bit but tom is uh the instigator but tom was great gotta give it to him really fun show afterward we went home went to bed yesterday i mean dinner and a concert that's a full evening i wouldn't i wouldn't feel bad for going home after that we had some friends put out some

feelers afterward i didn't even respond like don't fuck don't text me at like 11 30 and expect me to be like yeah i'll go to a bar no no If we haven't established something like three hours prior to that, it ain't happening. Saturday was a day of rest for me. Just wasn't really feeling it. I didn't want to... I had school Sunday, and I didn't want to be tired for my first and last day of school.

And let's get to Sunday. I'm not one to tout my accomplishments. I don't like to pat myself on the back, but I did graduate from Brisket U yesterday. I forgot you did that. I'm now a certified Brisket expert. So when are you going to do your first? Well, I'm now in my – I'm entering my offset era.

I think I want to buy an offset. No. Really? Yeah. Dude, that's too much. Yeah, it is. That's too much. You're not wrong.

I have one I can sell you that's way too big, way too heavy and impossible to move. Do it. If you are interested. You still have that? It's at the ranch.

Yeah. I've always been more of a dip set guy. I've done that before. Okay. Little mama showing me how you move it. You can't be an offset guy, dude. That's too far. Dude, get an offset.

They're so sick. Dude, Dylan loves his so much that he's trying to sell it to you. It would take up a quarter of my backyard. This thing is so freaking heavy, and it's not on – I mean, ones that are easy to move are on actual tires. Yeah. This one has just big iron spoke wheels. You can't move it.

But it does work. It's a fantastic smoker, just very immobile. What if we happen to own a, I don't know, a Western-themed bar that might, I don't know, might want to serve some sausage on Sundays? Smoked sausage. Smoked sausage Sundays at the Dick's Saloon. Fire the dick salute smoker just to do like what if we just what if we just brought the offset smoker there okay sure smoked a little sausage

together you don't want this smoker dave but i was anyway no i i don't i'm familiar with it is a good smoker it's just fantastic it doesn't really work for what i'm trying to do did they ask questions when you were there? Were they like, so how many of you were doing an offset smoker versus your Traegers and your green eggs? Absolutely. And then you had the koi guys just... No, there were people from a lot of offset guys, but a lot of people who had pellet grills.

There was even people who had the big green eggs. A lot of city folk with their pellet grills. Even just your basic kettle, little charcoal contraption yeah one guy had a cabinet smoker okay those are cool those are cool uh no it really well done like i even had a beer you learned a little was it a brewery and i had a mexican lager oh yeah it was great i i did i learned a lot it was it was phenomenal they hit us with some brisket at the very end uh i noticed like like for you to go make or like they know some like previously smoked brisket they took they pulled it at the beginning of the class let it sit and then at the end of the class we ate it

dude that's savage yeah it was great if nothing If nothing else, I learned how to properly slice a brisket. That's a mistake I've definitely made in the past. But a lot of fun. That probably makes more difference than when people talk about the grain of the green, where I'm like, okay, if I'm thinking about the grain of the green going into a pot, I don't need to be... I'm overthinking what I'm doing right now. Yeah.

You got to be pretty in the weeds to start factoring in grain. Aren't you supposed to do it? How are you supposed to cut a steak? Aren't you supposed to do it like against something? The grain. Against the grain is kind of just general rule. Standard always? Just do that?

Yeah. It's my favorite Seeger song. I feel like it's just something that you just naturally can look at and just figure out without having to do instructions for it, like breathing. I just grip-grained, so I wouldn't really know much about cutting it. Against the grain. I can't stand the grain. Still cutting against the grain.

Do you ever sit sideways and grip-grain at the same time? No. Your distracted driving is out of control. Not only are you sitting sideways, but you're gripping grain. How do you grip-grain when you're sitting on on your hands just sit on one hand at a time do me do me do feels like a stranger was that a patreon thing i don't know people liked it okay did that good i was i felt like people weren't ready for my vocals but i had a beautiful voice dude thank you and you know what i'm gonna i'm gonna let will talk a little bit more about

playing 182 they were great still got it had a little moment during this set during adam's song where i thought back i hadn't listened to adam's song in probably over a decade and they started singing it and i went back in my head to when I would just have headphones on in my bedroom as a child, and I would just be listening to Blink-182 as loud as I could on my CD player, on my disc minute, some call it. And I got a little emotional. I thought to myself, these guys kind of turned me into the person that I am today in a way. Is Adam's song, is it a softer melody? It's a very sad song about wanting to die um that's not why i got emotional though it was just it's a really good

song and there's kind of some introspective stuff hit you in the field and like in the background they had all these old photos that i remember like seeing for the first time when i was like a little like i mean when i was a teenager taking in blink 182 like it was just like oh man like i'm going down memory lane right now. This is fun. I had the same experience with that. And the fact that Mark introed it. It was beautiful.

Yeah, it was really good. The song that hit me was Dumpweed because it's the first song on Enema of the State. That's an album that I would put in and just hit play. And that was the one that got the stadium popping. It was cool. It was cool. It felt good to see them and see a band that's, like, they still had it. They can still play the songs.

I mean, they've never been known for their live performances in terms of music proficiency, I would say. They sounded great. I'm pretty sure Tom just kind of missed a few lyrics several times, maybe just went to a different part of the song there was one time but that's okay that's okay we don't we don't mind that they're punk rockers uh but it was fun it was fun uh if you are going to a future blink show just know that you won't get home until at least 11 30 yeah it was late quarter till for us um also no you're

gonna get a heavy dose of travis which is a good thing. Yeah. Travis was killing it. It was fun. It was fun, man. And then, uh, the rest of the weekend, I just, uh, you know, hung out with my wife as it was her birthday on Saturday. Happy birthday. And just kind of hung out, just whatever she wanted to do. I made it happen. Oh, you want to go get a little Tex-Mex?

I can make that happen for you. Saw that. Yeah. You want to, you want to mix up some ice cream? We can do that as well. You don't know ice cream shit, man. I've been eating so much ice cream, dude. He's a creamy boy.

So I made ice cream this weekend, and guess what I made it out of? You ready for this? You got to give me a chance to answer? Go ahead. Cottage cheese. So we took that cottage cheese. We mixed it all up we put a banana in there and we made a little uh banana bread cinnamon delight awesome ice cream it was was it lit it was so good it was so good dylan is this something you came up with

yourself as you find it on the internet we found a recipe to make cottage cheese ice cream on the internet that was healthier and then we doctored it up with so much sugar that it was not healthy anymore but it tasted so good that i'm like i am obsessed with making my own ice cream at this point i have to do it like every day i'm gonna get so big and what if you brought some in for the squad well you're so anti-sugar dude i can't do that to you that'd be that'd be dangerous sorry buddy i don't know randy randy randy can you actually remind everyone what you said to me when i asked you for one single jalapeno? Okay, so you're not going to bring me some? I said grow your own.

Wow. But you're not going to give me any? That's fine. We could maybe do a mead ice cream exchange. Oh, dude, big news. Today's strawberry mead bottling day. Let's go. Oh, that's big.

That sounds good. Good for you, Randy. That sounds good. But for you, Randy. That sounds good. But yeah, nothing crazy. I started The Bear. Now that everyone's tweets have died down about season two, I can finally dive into The Bear and not feel overexposed to season two. I'm doing Gemstones first.

I'm watching them both. Gemstones this season has been A-plus for me. I'm three episodes in, and I'm watching them both. Gemstones this season has been A plus for me. I'm three episodes in and I'm very pleased with what's going on. Gemstones is hitting. It's been really, really good. Shout out to Judy. The best. Yeah. Bible bonkers? Baby Billy's Bible bonkers.

I love it. I love it. It's a show that I forget how good it is until I'm in the middle of an episode and I'm cracking up and I think to myself this is just amazing television so yeah major shouts how far are you in the bear? duh bear

one episode in to season two to season two there were just so many people talking about it online that I just completely removed myself from the conversation I didn't want I didn't want to be part of the narrative of all these people talking about it when I wasn't ready to watch like eight episodes in a row. Yeah. I've kind of stalled on. I'm through three. I'm going to try to knock out

a couple tonight after Love Island. Everyone's just talking about the Christmas episode, Christmas episode. Okay. Like now I have to like build it up in my head and I'm going to like put it off watching it for like a month because I'm like, oh, I'm not ready for the Christmas episode that's so chaotic. You know what I'm talking about? Yeah. Yeah. Is our friend DJ Bean and Pete Blackburn,

they're big on the bear. Oh, yeah. Are they bearish on the bear or bullish on the bear? I don't know. That's a great question. I always fuck those up with my left and rights. I think they're all in, so I think they're bullish, confusingly.

But I've had to avoid a number of posts because i i'm so late to my baredom it's a word it's a great show thanks can't wait to start the second season yeah yeah cool i got some big news for you guys today's show this show is sponsored by better help me big fan of therapy i do it often such a big fan i recommend therapy to everyone i actually scheduled an appointment the other day because i was like you know what needs to happen uh sometimes in life we're faced with tough choices and the path forward isn't always clear so whether you're dealing with decisions around your career, relationships, anything else, therapy helps you stay connected with what you really want while you navigate life.

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the hardest? Okay, dude, he's not even here. Who bricked the hardest? How are we going to talk about this? No, see, I can see Brett doing this. We have some issues here. So I guess the Open Championship, or as us blue-collar gents call it,

the British Open, is upon us. And I think a lot of the lads are heading over to England to prepare for it, and it's causing them to go to the Wimbledon Championships, which are happening right now. You guys familiar with Wimbledon? I'm familiar with Wimbledon, yeah. Total vibe out there. Grass courts.

Okay, just a quick... I haven't really dug into the outfits here separately. We're looking at Ricky Fowler, Jordan Spieth, Justin Thomas. Correct. That is correct. Dude. Three PGA professionals. Remember spring break?

Dude. No, because I didn't go because it's for GDIs. That's a very good point. Two are professionals, apparently. Yeah. These guys went to fucking Baker's Bay, dude. At first glance, nothing is- They played golf shirtless.

Nothing is screaming brick to me- I wanted to do that so bad. Right away. Why don't we dive in? Let's dive so bad right away why don't we dive in let's dive in though why don't we dive in why don't we start with one jordan spieth okay i think i know where this is going jordan could have ironed his clothing he could have ran a steamer through some stuff he could have worn some non-sneakers he could have put on a tie like his boys, but instead he decided to do none of that.

I don't hate the tie-less look as much as I hate the sneakers. I think with the proper loafers, maybe something similar to what Ricky's rocking, that could have been a great fit. Ricky has great shoes on. Ricky does have great shoes on. He's got the nice bit loafers. Does this feel like a situation where Jordan may have been not in the group text

where they were talking about what they were wearing going into the event? Did he leave his garment bag back in Dallas when they got on their PJ to fly over to the... Did he run this fit by the missus? I don't know. Like, I just feel like he could have avoided what happened when these other two were wearing similar suits, three-piece. I'm not a big fan of the three-piece suit myself. When I see someone who's so wrinkled like this,

I want to give them the benefit of the doubt, like maybe this was taken late in the day and they've been sitting around for a long time and getting all wrinkled up. The other guys are pretty crispy though, so I don't really know. I know. Jordan, I feel like Jordan knows what's going on here

and I feel like he's going to go back to the drawing board and come out better. The elbow wrinkles are really bad. See, you can usually get away with that when it's not a suit like this. It's like linen suits do that the worst. To have this happen with a non-linen suit, that just shows just some carelessness here.

It's like his arms were bent for an extended amount of time as if he was sitting on his hands or something. Maybe he just got straight off the... Straight off or something. Maybe he just got straight off the... Straight off the what? Maybe he just got straight off the... The what? Plane? Okay.

Maybe he got directly out of his car. Like an autonomous self-driving? Maybe he couldn't fire his suit because his hands were asleep okay okay see where he's going with us doing a lot he's significantly taller than these fellers by the way could he could he at least feel good about that yeah yeah and by the way whoever rebuilt his hairline did an excellent job phenomenal job because you remember 2016 speed. It was, they actually,

yeah, that's a good point. He was trending Dave. He looks pretty good. He definitely has some work done up there. He looks pretty good. Yeah. That's a,

that's a good point. If I'm ever in a position where I have become a very, very wealthy golfer, that's probably the first thing I'll do. What about a wealthy podcaster? Uh, no, cause I don't have to deal with the comment section like

dave got his fucking hair done fuck yeah so you can see the follicles like on the camera you got poser hair that's what they'll probably say poser hair oh dude we didn't talk about me speaking of calling people out for outfits dude i got fucking straight called out in front of dave the other day kanji for dinner by who dude the hostess absolutely called me out for being a poser i think she liked you what'd she say i do too i think she did overall by the way i walked in and i had a i had a shirt on you guys have seen my my shirt with the surfer on it i've learned that's a hot people restaurant by the way yeah it's nothing you know you know right when you turn to the hostess stand, what's your info?

Certified HPO in there. Oh, see, I couldn't see beyond all the smoke that she was throwing my way. She was a little flirty with you. I got to be honest. So I'm standing there in my surfer shirt because I'm like, you know what? These guys are Encinitas boys. They know about the surf culture. I'm going to wear a surf shirt to the Blink-182 show.

So I show up to dinner, and the girl asked me. She goes, oh, who's the surfer on your shirt? I was like, I don't know. It was, it's somewhere on here, but I don't know who he is. I have to say it was in a upbeat, positive, genuine question. Not like a name five surfers. But it's a graphic tee or what?

Yeah, it's a graphic tee. Okay. And it is a famous surfer on the shirt. I'm just not that familiar with him because I don't think he's part of the series that I watch. That's my only surfer knowledge at this point. Okay, got it. So then she asked me where it is. I was like, I don't know where,

I clearly don't know where anything is on this shirt or who it is on this shirt. Stop asking me questions. It was pretty evident that Will was like just wearing the shirt, which is fine. Then she looks at me and she goes, do you surf? And I'm like, no, I don't surf. Well, we did tell her.

Somehow, this is in like a 30-second interaction that we told her. We surfed once. And she's like, oh, really? Where? Like, she was really into where we were. We were like Ponte Vedra Beach. She must have been. OK, I think she was probably a surfer herself.

She was genuinely curious. She was genuinely curious. She wasn't trying to pour you out. She had blonde hair. She was definitely like, she looked the part of a surfer. God, she put you on front street. I know. I was just like, she looked the part of a surfer. She put you on front street. I know. I was just like, stop asking me questions right now.

I don't know who the surfer is and I don't surf. Oh, man. I've been a poser for my entire life in the surf scene. That's the equivalent of like, name five songs of the band of the t-shirt you're wearing. It's like, I just. No, I can't. To go from her to our waiter who was awesome but was just like everything you'd say be like you know we're gonna do the uh we're gonna do the fish fritter he would go sick

sick tight that's so sick that's tight sick tight it's like yeah sick that's tight what color is justin thomas's suit i don't know close to not. Okay. A little off white egg show. The three pockets are becoming popular, I've noticed. I don't like that. That's too many pockets. I'm not a fan either. Why do we need that many pockets? I don't understand three-piece suits.

Why do we need vests? Home client isn't listening. No, but when you're getting married and stuff and you're formal, it's fine. But if I'm going to Wimbledon and it's summertime, I don't want to wear a three-piece suit. Is he vested? Oh, my boys are vested up dog oh i okay i think i see it yeah i see it now like i'm trying to wear as few layers as possible outdoors at wimbledon i'm not a three-piece in the sun like no i'm not trying to do that it's just one too many pieces some people might have been critical about the length of jt's pants. Maybe he needs to get taken up about a half inch. I don't know.

Where it's breaking, it's not ideal. If I'm going to Wimbledon, I'm definitely hitting the tailor. But look, I'm not a fashion guy. Which one of them put their sunglasses hanging outside of the pocket and then the other one saw it and was like, oh, shit, I got to do that too? Yeah, I just don't like that look. Yeah. I like doing the glasses inside the pocket

with just one arm hanging out like an old dude in a hot tub what color is ricky's suit like tan his is more tan than i i forget that you're asking genuinely because you struggle with color i knew there's either pink or tan no no no pink okay no we would have brought that up sooner okay um ricky is the best put together in my my opinion. Are we going through a Rick assaults right now? Although I think he could have brought his coat in a bit more. Rick's out for Harambe. Dude.

I think Ricky might win the Open. This coat was for Ricky plus 10 pounds. Willis is... Do you think he got that during a chunky phase of his life and hasn't gotten it re-tailored? That's what I think. He's expecting another chunky phase of his life. So he's like, no, I'm not going to get it retailed just in case. I can either get this retailed or I can just gain 10 pounds.

It's almost like I have a lot of experience in this realm. I like what Ricky's doing. Where I have one suit that I'm not going to retailer because I want to make sure that I have a chunky boy suit. I bought way back in my poor, like just got out of college days. I went to, not a Joseph A. Bank, but that type of place, and I got three suits. I weighed about 205 at the time, but it wasn't good weight.

I lost a bunch of weight. I was like, these suits are absolutely worthless to me now. I can either gain weight again or just buy new suits. I look like an early 90s banker in some of the suits that I have from when I was two bills. But I'm keeping them around. This was back in the three-button era. So I'm happy to get rid of these.

Plus, they were cheap. If you would have gone to Joseph A. Banks, you could have purchased one and then been immediately given eight for the price of that one. Which is a really good deal. It's a good deal. Really good deal. Got to wonder how they stay in business.

Can we talk gorillas it's gorilla time juiced up gorillas are we doing a jersey shore section of this podcast i remember when uh what's the what's the not sammy jwoww said something about like there she was with mike the situation you're familiar with them did some time um and they were down and she like saw this like just jacked up juice dude and she's like oh my god that's my gorilla and mike mike was like are you serious he's like gorillas are out thin as in and it's just that's like the one thing other than the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet that stuck with me from that show because the situation who by the way was like 42 on the show gorillas are out like thin as in yeah you need you need to ride the trend here not what

your personal preference no no no look you serious it's like he was just taking a back tiny arm crew stand up the toronto zoo shout out to our canadian friends they're urging visitors to stop showing videos to the gorillas what what kind of videos are we thinking here videos that are on people's cell phones so you can think you know you can watch pretty much anything on your cellular device like what kind of stuff do you watch in yours i like to watch a lot of uh home movies stuff from like you know my son when he was a baby we like to go back and watch those maybe just some some special moments at home um big special moment guy instagram reels if you follow washed media on instagram they've got some really killer memes so people were showing these gorillas memes uh potentially memes it's

saying that it's having a bad influence on them disrupting their family relationships and behavior and one of them has become particularly enthralled by it. And they say that if he had his way, screen time would dominate his life, his little gorilla life. He would just be, you know, classic. Like, bro, go touch grass. Reach out and touch grass. How close are they able to get to these gorillas?

Is it through like a plexiglass situation? Have you been to the zoo? Are you familiar with the gorilla zoo? I don't remember situation? You've been to the zoo. You're familiar with the gorilla zoo. I don't remember seeing big old silverbacks at the zoo. I mean, surely I have. I just don't remember the kind of enclosure they were in, I guess. Behind glass. Yes.

Okay. Yes. So you can like – They can walk right up to it. Yeah. You'll see videos from time to time get served to you where you have a chimpanzee up there, and it's pointing at a baby that's right there, and it's all cute. It's like, oh, the chimpanzee recognizes that's a baby.

Can you put a chimp in the same enclosure with a silverback? No. Would they just rip each other apart? I don't know. Maybe. I would think so. I think it's a good fight. I think the chimp's losing that fight, but the gorilla is taking some damage. think it'd be taking some damage see like a chimp and a bunch of silver bullets just tipping them back just

pounding just getting hammered against the grain are those woke free no well i don't know maybe not i don't know if they're woke free or not actually only if the mountains are blue ah no man i like my mountains to be red white and blue fuck yeah yeah brother that's fucking pimp ties so i'm just kind of curious if you let's say you're at the zoo yeah dylan you you've got a son who might be interested in the zoo i've been in the zoo i'd like to bring my son to the zoo one day sure will you uh show them a video and if you if you do what would you show them you have to show them one video oh gosh um i'd probably show them the video of the uh add me on the grom kid

because this is a good like hey this is the culture that i'm all about take this in you know this is what i'm about yeah not to be confused with little esco little esco completely different i've never confused it too yeah a lot of people might you told me to get my drip up because i'm old i don't appreciate that from wonder if he's still influencing i don't was he ever really i mean he was influencing people yeah has his cameo price gone up or down since we bought one from him? I haven't been on a cameo in a bit. Did you guys buy that? Yeah.

You did? Didn't we? Yes. Yeah, I think we bought it at Matt's after like one Mexican martini. It's fucked up. Doesn't take much. We'll recklessly buy some cameos if you're not careful. Yeah.

And by us buying it, we mean that the company definitely paid for that cameo. The Chet Hanks one is a good one still. Did we do that one too? No, I think that was just a random listener, but I could be wrong. Okay. I would show them the Chet Hanks White Boy Summer video just to really confuse the gorillas. I was like, wait, who the fuck? They were like, wait, this is Tom Hanks' actual son?

Why is he – they would just – it would blow their little gorilla minds. It would. Michael once got me a Love Island, USA, season one cameo from someone. Really? Yeah. Shout out a couple Cole Campbells. Shout out Yamin. Yeah.

But you don't book him through cameo. You just book through his DMs. Yeah. He's got his own little system going there. Yeah. He doesn't want to pay that little fee. gotta pay in canadian dollars i think he's reporting that money for sure dude uncle sam knows all about that yeah you guys got me panias we did we got randy party boy why did we get randy party boy i don't know i don't think we

really knew what randy was all about like in retrospect we should have got him like fucking goku or some shit that's a thing isn't it why did i say it like that stay early days yeah quit showing videos these are nude videos right these are sexual and can i ask a dumb question i don't know if people are just showing them Bang Boss. Are people showing them porn videos? Like, are they showing them, like, their own home videos? That's the way I read it. Their own home videos? I don't know, man.

These are verified amateurs. They're verified. Okay. Do the gorillas sit on their hands before, like, people show up to the zoo that day they're like oh shit it's 8 55 i better go sit on my hand i don't want to answer that question to be honest with you yeah yeah i get it you gotta be careful i get it it might happen i don't know

they know about the stranger thing stranger at the zoo sitting on his hands i really hope that's glue gross dude all right that's just really disgusting i don't know that we were doing some shit there disgusting you did you just did too much you took it a step forward 46 minutes in and you just derailed everything you guys put down a line if he doesn't snort it i'll cross it that's too much simply come on man it's not cool your problem i'll do that anyway maybe they're showing them bum fights did you ever get i don't like bum fights man i liked bump fights a lot more before i lived somewhere with homeless people before i had empathy i don't watch that i couldn't do that growing up somewhere without homeless people i was like oh this is kind of funny these homeless people are fighting and now

like it's just like thinking about that oh my god it's messed up but i gotta say just one thing that will never not be funny is the bumfights creator going on dr phil dressed as dr phil including shaving the top of his head i never saw that ball dude i i got served a post about that. I didn't know that happened. That's really funny. I didn't know that happened either. That's truly amazing.

Look, not the biggest bum fights guy, but excellent job. I think he kicked him off. I think he's like, you're not taking this seriously. You're not. That's good, Dr. Phil. You need to go back there and think about what you've done. You're showing gorillas porn videos on your phone. You kind of sound like the teacher from South Park, too.

Yeah, you're skewing Garrison. Yeah, Mr. Yeah. No one had me getting that. No? No, not Matthew. Who's Mr. Garrison? He's the teacher.

Mr. Matthew's the teacher mr mac counselor yeah the counselor okay i'm so on partial credit i still want partial credit randy i should know who that is give him uh give him an effort point i'll give you an effort point i'm working that wrong on a test though okay i'm drunk it's fine you're not giving me any credit that was crazy south park dude kidding me i've only watched one episode of south park in the last like six seasons and it was the harry and megan one it was it was really good there's still new ones that come out yeah did not know that yeah yeah i recently also figured out how to remove you know how like you have the keep watching thing on your

menu i recently learned how to remove things from keep watching really i got tired of getting suggested south park i was like i don't need south park suggestions every time i log into max i watch so much freaking netflix when i'm chilling dude i'll fall asleep and then wake up and that's all damn i woke up the other day and i had i had fritos stuck to my butt crack because i fell asleep in bed eating do you sleep nude jeez i was the goblin mode oh yeah fritos in your butt crack i was re-watching girls for the seventh time and okay i had i had cheetos all over my fingers what's the worst chip to get in your butt crack oh not your actual i think uh taki i don't know there's a fun one hot fries well bugle

in the butt yeah good call randy a bugle in the butt would be tough vocal fry voices makes me want to do um coke no made of honor made of honor speech and like impressions first time that i met tanner weren't sure about it but then he brought over flaming hot cheetos and we pigged out on them and watched the disney channel he watched the entire titanic movie with us and i knew at that moment that if he was willing to sit there for three hours with us then then he could do a lifetime with Tara. Which he was probably just trying to get laid. Yeah. No, he was just edging the entire time.

He was just trying to get laid. Like he didn't care about the movie. Tara and Tana can't get married. No. No. No. I'd like to see a video of them though if I was a gorilla. Okay.

Yeah. I can understand that. What do gorillas make? What sound? How much money? Yeah. I don't that. What do gorillas make? What sound? How much money? Yeah, I don't think they'll get paid for anything. Well, phones are their money.

They make money. Their contracts aren't guaranteed at the zoo. Damn, they just keep them there. They don't pay them shit. Pretty fucked up. Damn, I'm due for a zoo trip. Next time we go up to DFW, I'm going to either hit Fort Worth or Dallas Zoo. Okay.

A lot of people are trying to cancel zoos, Dave. Yeah. I get it, but I have a child that I would like to – Likes animals? I would like to make him a lad who's aware of the world around him and the animals that live in a little enclosure that people show um i don't know verified amateurs to pornographic material hopefully that doesn't go down the only video i'm showing them is the uh is the video of you uh trying to touch rim or whatever basketball basketball rim not the other one yeah let's be clear here didn't go well for

me no dude i actually uh bought a zoo really where did you get the backing for that i just bought a zoo you got it at foreclosure yeah yeah i went out with a celebrity investor. Really? Yeah. You guys might have seen his work in Good Will Hunting. He was also in a movie called We Bought a Zoo. His name's Matt Damon. That's coincidental.

That's how we were getting there, yeah. Oh, man. It all sounds good. So I haven't seen it. The movie or my zoo? Neither. More of a born. You should come out over, man.

We got some giraffes. Funny. They got black tongues. Learned that from Ugg. That was purple. Was it black? Well, it's all dark. It is a darker tongue.

Yeah. Ugg taught us that down at Camp Onowana. We hold you in our hearts and when we think about you, it makes me want to fart. Even you know that one i do look at that i've watched a little bit of that okay i'll see you i was a child i see you dog did you go as far as watching are you afraid of the dark remind me uh premise there

who i think spooky season but somehow spookier oh remember tales from the crypt yeah i want it was hbo we're talking about a little nickelodeon oh i don't i don't think i watched the crypt keeper was pretty terrifying he was so creepy he was the host of the show he was a skeleton hello boys and girls he's a skeleton yeah he was hello that's how he talks kind of like skelly but but more evil facts skelly's chill skelly might be too chill. He hasn't moved in a while in our office. Yeah.

Should we put him in Brett's seat for the week? Probably close just as many deals. Whoa. Brett's good. That's not fair. Brett's actually been... Brett's online today. He's been closing his dick off lately.

Yeah, he's been good. He's online, Will. Let's see if... Brett's doing a... He's doing a work from home day in Montana, which if I'm in Montana and I'm working from home, there's no way I'm working from home. Sure you are, Brett. So we might need to test him later. If he doesn't do a post with like his laptop and like The View.

Yeah, he will. Maybe like a glass of orange juice in like my office. If we FaceTime Brett at any given moment today, will he be indoors? No. No. No. I would be disappointed if he was. Yeah. Imagine him just sitting at the dining room table or whatever place they rented, and he's

just on his laptop. Tapping his pencil. Yeah. Dude, stop pretending you're working. Just go have a vacation. You're not working, dog. Just go enjoy yourself. He's going to hit us with some bomb memes.

I can tell. You think so? We're on bomb meme watch. Just to prove that he's- Oh, yeah. That's like, he knows that the one thing he could do to hit us with some bomb memes. I can tell. You think so? We're on bomb meme watching. Just to prove that he's- That's like he knows that the one thing he could do is just make a bunch of memes and post it and do numbers, and that would completely- And you know what?

I bet he doesn't even tell us before he does it. We're just going to look up at like 4 o'clock and be like, oh, oh. Yeah. Did you post that? No. Classic. So just saying, be nice to the gorillas.

Let them do their thing. Sounds like people are being really nice to the gorillas, David. Classic. So just saying, be nice to the gorillas. Let them do their thing. Sounds like people are being really nice to the gorillas, David. Yeah. For the well-being of the gorilla troop, please refrain from showing them any videos or photos as some content can be upsetting and affect their relationships and behavior with their family. So you get them going down the horny stuff,

and then they just become disinterested. They're just hanging out away from their family, just waiting for the next person to walk up with a phone. Maybe it's LiveLeak they're showing them. Just really gruesome car accidents. Or just Twitter these days. Yeah. Think any of these gorillas are on threads? They're showing them nature is metal.

It's just like a chimpanzee riding on a Segway. That's not on nature. That's not metal at all. That's not that metal, yeah. It's the opposite. But it is fun. Nature is chill. Nature is chill.

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morning david oh sleepy joe meeting of the titans dude can you imagine how rowdy that meeting got how debaucherous it probably got do you think there were crumpets what what have you been putting in your smoothie lately oh hey god hey man hey that's a good joe hey it's good hey man hey no it's not you sound like a like a deadhead hey man hey man hey man you got a miracle man what did they what did they talk about what was on the agenda if you had to guess like and gas probably like dentures okay they're talking about this gorilla story out of toronto have you seen what's going down in canada they're taking the phone they're showing pornography to the gorillas these amateurs are verified gotta get past that why do you keep talking about verified i don't know

it's just funny because they're verified they went through a verification process how do you get verified to be an amateur i don't know you got a porn star it's a two-step identification process really sure it's not like never mind actually yeah you guys see joe's uh legs this weekend sleepy joe's yeah i saw i saw some people really uh stoked on the tl about his his frat boy fit as people were calling him frat a jonia no one what people were calling it frat a jonia dude i almost quote tweeted that with new bombshell enters the villa because it looked looked like he was wearing swim trunks and tennis shoes. And like walking up.

Hey, everyone. Where was he going? To the frat. He had a frat party to go to. He was at the frat castle. He was a three kegger. He was a fifth guy. Three is not a lot.

It was a kickback. Does he not play golf? Is Joe not a golf guy? Around us, dude. Shit. There's no way he plays golf anymore like did he ever though i've never seen a swing from him what kind of numbers is he putting up on a keg stand joe yeah eight seconds that's kind of like not terrible for an old person hey oh god love you he turned i can't do joe biden that's fine that's okay you know obama's good

but he's not a part of this story you think i'm gonna unfortunately obama didn't meet king charles today he has met king charles though not when he was king well he may have what if what if biden wanted to ask about like i don't know, maybe the relationship of someone in King Charles' family with, I don't know, Jeffrey Epstein? Prince Albert, Dave. Chill out. It's not Prince Albert. Chill out, dude.

It's Andrew. Yeah. Are you sure? You got a glimmer of I don't know if that's right in your eye. I'm right. It's Prince Andrew. Okay. Just making sure.

I remember watching it in the crown and being like. That's hoardy dude that's the hoarding guy that's the guy somebody uh somebody recently pitched a theory that there's biden biden's no longer with us and we're dealing with body doubles to which i said wouldn't they get like a more like not extremely old man body double? Yeah. Maybe one that just. They've got to sell it though. Or they really, they're doing a hard like. Dude, you got to fall today, man.

I know you don't want to do it. It's going to be a little embarrassing, but you're going to have to fall. Yeah. You're going to have to fall. You got to walk, walk through a door. That's like not really a door. Yep. The bike falling video is still just what a bright moment for me they lost one of the body doubles the original one because he refused to do that stunt he was like i'm not falling off that's too that's too demeaning i'm not falling off the bike so they got to get a new

one and they did sir we're gonna need you to possibly break your femur today. Broke his femur. In the hospital. Really? Can you make a former president your vice president? I don't know. Basic civics, bro. You don't know that?

As you Google. What? No, I don't think you can dave is looking it up no like i said two laws prevent this from happening obviously the 22nd amendment that's my favorite 22 they're still spinning 22 son if you go out to the law right now you got sprees on it yeah Yeah, I got sprees. And the 12th Amendment, famously. Yeah, that's good. So it looks like I'm out.

Okay. I knew we'd get there. It always comes back to Obama. As it should. We bought a zoo pulled up on his fucking screen what a pull-up we know so after um matt my investment partner matt um his wife died it's not great not great and so he was living in LA at the time, and he decided he wanted a fresh start by quitting his job. And so he moved his children to an 18-acre property.

That's when I came in. So he was looking to put some cattle on there, get the ag exemption? I think that's exactly what he was trying to do. And so then he and I started hooking up. They made a movie about it, but they made me Scarlett Johansson. Ooh, ScarJo. It's weird.

ScarJo's in that? Yeah. My car is ScarJo. Is she still dating the SNL guy? I think they're married. I think they're married. Good. She's still off social media completely.

I don't know. That's a horny question. Yeah. Whoa. I think she's one of those that doesn't do it. Swing. Like Jennifer Lawrence types. I respect the people that don't do it. If you're a big enough star, you don't have to do it. Swing. Like Jennifer Lawrence types?

I respect the people that don't do it. If you're a big enough star, you don't have to do it. All Leo does is just post climate change stuff. So if anyone ever comes to him for anything, he can just be like, well, I'm the climate change guy on social media. You can't come to me. Don't always repost it to our group text with the eye rolls emoji.

Like, what the fuck? Liberal media, dude. Do not do that. Liberal media. Yeah, she's a horny guy. She's not on anything. Dylan's pretty horny. Good for her. ScarJo?

Yeah, ScarJo. Neither is Jonah Hill. Her digital footprint is minimal. What about your carbon footprint? I would love to meet ScarJo and Colin Jost on vacation and have a drink with them after dinner. Yeah, who wouldn't? That's a really good underrated couple.

I didn't know they were together until seven seconds ago. They're smashing, baby. They're having sex. You gotta think there's some of that going on. That was just kind of an Austin Powers thing. Good for them. Ooh, guess where Tom DeLonge had dinner

the night before the concert? Congee. In Austin? Yep. That's O'Rancho. Ooh. Terry Blacks. Rapolo's Pizza.

Jeffery's. Favorite pizza. Black Sheep Lodge. Home Slice Pizza. Boulah. P. Terry's. Just get it. You got to give us something.

Evangeline Cafe. Uchi Sushi. Uchi Wally Wally. Girl ran over to her seat at the concert right next to us, and she sat down. And within 0.5 seconds of sitting down, she looked at us. She goes, I met Tom DeLonge last night. She was wired. So excited.

That's cool. I didn't believe her. Because I was like, oh, of course you did. Sure, whatever. And then she busted out her phone. And she was like, he was at Uchi. You went out for some Sushi. Yeah, he had that Sushi.

Hat or no hat? Hat. Also, you you'd like him he's a big alien guy were you surprised by how many times he shouted out the guys in the crowd who uh helped his alien research it's one of the more bizarre things that's ever happened there's a bigger alien guy than i he's shouting out the fucking guy from lockheed lockheed martin just who's there at the show listening to tom like do in his diary humor he's deep in the game deep in the game dude deep respect yeah he had a guy sitting right there he kept on calling him out like being like dude thank you for showing up tonight thank you so much he wants answers well he does it's honestly one of the most bizarre story lines of the last uh 10 years that he's somehow now,

if you believe what he says, like he's in like high level, top secret clearance meetings discussing this. And it's just like, okay, are they kind of playing you? Are they using you to put stuff out there that we want out there for one reason? I don't know. I'm just a skeptic if you know me.

Damn. I'm going to tell Tom that, dude. I just DM'd him. I mean, I know the CIA would say what you hear is just hearsay, but I don't know, man. I kind of believe Tom. I just wish someone would tell me what was right. Let's play a little game.

You'd hate that band. Let's play a little game. I want you to tell me which dude was most down bad this weekend all right i'm gonna put out some guys i'm gonna put out some celebrity guys here some dogs the boy who might have exhibited some dog behavior this weekend straight up boy they're getting dragged on the socials lately some would say it's justified others might say wait wait wait wait me i'm? I'm not going to influence one way or the other, okay? Our first down bad candidate of the weekend was John Mayer.

You guys are familiar with him and his work. He's the original Grateful Dead guy. He can shred. Yeah, he's the rich, dude. And so he's getting dunked on because Taylor Swift re-recorded one of her albums with a song on it called Dear John about John Mayer. And even though she told the Swifties to be nice to him and to not do what they did to Gyllenhaal, he still is getting dunked on very hard. What did they do to Gyllenhaal? Just dragged his ass. Just quote tweeted him and stuff? Yeah. He got dragged pretty hard. Okay. Yeah. But it was different because she out like a longer version of the song about him where she just re-recorded the the dear john song you know she didn't put more oomph into it like it's more of like a fuck you twist the knife yeah that's pretty bad understand that

concept can't be his instagram comments you're just filled with swifties this doesn't seem too bad i'm i'm hoping that other ones on this list are down more bad okay well what about like let's talk about our friend drake real quick you're familiar with drake he uh he also got involved with taylor swift this weekend he posted a congratulatory post with taylor swift except the person he posted it with was not taylor swift did he really not know i don't know oh i don't know did the girl the she released a tiktok i think catpat sent it to the group so he knew that it was a fake t-swift yeah okay okay good he walked up to her like when he was at the restaurant was like hey congrats on the drop and like she kind of laughed he's like you do it's like oh you do look a lot like her

like taylor swift do you ever get told that it sounds like some really like bad game being spit i don't know if that's what's happening dra Drake just seems unselfaware, and I like it. He's so corny. It's the best, though. Yeah. He is so unintentionally funny sometimes. He kind of has a little LeBron in him in that way. He does.

He does. I think with the pick, I mean, I get the – there is some resemblance there, but, like, there were people who thought, like, he really believed that that was Taylor Swift. They know each other. He had, like, cool guy serious face in the picture. If I was taking a picture of someone who I knew was the fake version of someone else, I'd be laughing or making a joke of it.

But he's looking all tight. If you're a celebrity, if you're an A-list celebrity, and you see another A-list celebrity in the same place eating as you, are you obligated to go make that photo op happen? Not necessarily a photo op, but you got to say hi to them. That's an unspoken- It's just a celebrity code.

Unspoken celebrity code. Okay, okay, okay. Everybody knows that. So you mean like if Carrot Top was in town and saw Tom at Uchi. You got to at least dap him up. Yeah, see Top, got to go. Spread some love.

Yeah, got to. Uchi's a very intimate restaurant it is so like that's one like if tom's in there you're like no he's right there actually the girl made an interesting point she said had we not seen him in the entrance we never would have seen him because like you're kind of blocked off from everybody in like the booths and stuff it's it's a it's an interesting set yeah yeah she was like we had a very short period of time to see him and we somehow saw him and she was very happy about it. She got a pick.

I wonder if I wouldn't recognize him. Tom DeLonge. Or Drake. Tom DeLonge. No, I don't think you would. No. What's the tall-haired guy's name? This guy.

Mark? Mark, what's his last name? Hoppus. Yeah, Mark. Okay. I recognize him. He's more recognizable to me. I was always a Mark guy growing up, but I like both of them.

Let's go to our next down bad person, our friend Guy Fieri. He's facing criticism for talking to Trump. Shout out J-Bone. J-Bone. Immediately texted him when I saw this photo. If a former president walks by you and extends his hand, you have to shake it. Can I provide some context as someone who did watch the UFC fight and saw this, not that interaction go down,

but where Trump was? I think he made his way over to Trump. Trump wasn't like walking around shaking hands. Guy ain't no fool, dude. Guy knows what he's doing. But now people are big mad at Guy. If you have the social clout of a guy like Guy Fieri, you can walk up to a president like that.

Look at him do it. This is the A-lister thing that we just talked about. It's the unspoken thing. It's not an endorsement of everything the guy has ever said. If you're a person out there who doesn't want a photo of Guy Fieri with Donald Trump, I don't like – what's your problem? Yeah. Politics aside, that's a picture we want out there. Yeah.

It was kind of like how everyone wanted a donald trump mugshot both sides could have used it for for their own usage i would have loved a mugshot yeah yeah it's the orange man i've never heard a bad thing about guy fury like i've i mean like like his restaurants you think oh in his sense of style aren't his restaurants widely panned? I don't know. I just know when he. I've never eaten at one. I've heard he does, he does a lot of, he helps every restaurant that he goes to. I've heard, I've heard that he is very charitable and like, and like, I've heard, yeah, I've

heard that behind the scenes, he is a very standup person who uses his celebrity in the proper way. He could just have a, he could just have a publicist or you know pr team that leverages dumois to put that out there facts look it up what if uh what if i told you that our uh our man jonah hill is in deep deep shit right now this is the down the most bad to me is jonah hill over the weekend his acts released a bunch of text messages where he seemed to be a bit controlling very possessive a bit demanding regarding his boundaries we can't we don't need to get into the all the politics behind it well his man okay i have a question and i don't know

i wasn't too familiar with their relationship but some of the photos i've seen like i'm like oh i recognize them together obviously recognize jonah hill she's a semi pro surfer she was she was when they met so i was reading some of the texts and i'm like uh people are pointing out the hypocrisy because he slid into her dms because he saw her surfing yeah you can't do that and now he's like you can't you can't keep posting your like you know body in a bathing suit all over Instagram. It feels like that's what her career is. Yeah.

And has been. So I just don't understand that. But I don't know. I feel like everyone's sent some texts. They're like, ah, shouldn't have worded it that way. Maybe this is a better combo. I think Jonah's probably thinking, probably should have had that one face to face or maybe uh via facetime yeah yeah you probably probably wants these texts back if i if i had to imagine he's another one doesn't use social media though so maybe maybe

like when these things bubble up for these people that aren't on social maybe they have no clue what the actual like fallout is from this he looks he looks bad um she shouldn't have done that he'll recover though i think he's gonna end up recovering because it like i i don't think that like what he did is like going to make a wikipedia page it's not it's yeah but she she shouldn't have posted those that is the uh you know you gotta have that combo you gotta have that combo with him before you go to the internet with someone pose a picture or a screenshot of my private even if it's a completely harmless thing it's like those are my i sent those to just you i don't know i don't want the whole world to see him he hey he needs to learn from his mistakes here he needs to read those text messages and someone needs to explain to him within his team hey jonah this is why you don't do this

i'm not defending him at all just for the record a lot of people a lot of people are up in arms because of his documentary that he did with his therapist. And people are like, you're not supposed to be friends with your therapist. Even the way that this documentary was made is very just kind of against the idea of therapy. It's just weird. Is it Scientology?

No. No. Just that movie you guys are seeing this weekend together, Scientology. Is he a Scientologist? No. Tom Cruise is though. Just FYI. Just before you go see his movie can I break some news uh this guy on Twitter is asking that we join him in boycotting Guy Fieri and in his profile bio it's hashtag vote blue um and then he lists out like the large accounts like occupy democrats that follow him is that a

good look to say followed by just so people know like oh that is so legit super that is so lame this guy is followed by occupied democrats i don't know when tasha oakley followed sunday i almost put that in my bio what who's your most esteemed follower? Like who's like the one you're most proud of on there? On Scaries? Yeah. I don't know.

Tim Howard? Like he was like. Suck up to Tim Howard. No, but he was like, but he was like an actual, like he's like an actual celebrity that I looked up to that I thought was really cool. And the fact that he actually likes the content is cool. most like big names that follow the account don't care about it like they don't even look at it like tasha oakley follows it but she doesn't care she's not that big

of a name though love what you're doing with your drive-ins diners it's probably tim howard dude american hero usa us national team last night was just going crazy. I almost texted y'all, but I feel like the too much dip text gets really annoyed with me being like, hey, good USA game on right now. No one ever responds to me.

I was watching Love Island, but I was following it on Twitter. I feel like I should just go direct to Dave with that because Dave's the most likely to actually turn it on and watch. I would have watched had I not been having a knockout.

I feel like Micah's got a side text that he just responds to when I send that text, and he's just like, yeah, bitch, we're totally going to watch that dumbass. And then you guys all laugh together. That sounds like him. Yeah, I didn't know there was a game last night. Yeah, dude, Canada went down. Oh, Canada.

First the gorillas, now this. Tough scene. Were all the U.S. supporters just standing there with porn on their phones showing the canadian team they didn't say yeah what if they were just showing the girls uh people getting run over by their buddies and golf carts that'd be good the girls are just laughing why are they doing this why y'all showing me this dude why is this a thing that y'all do oh that's great it's kind of silly. Someone could get hurt.

That two's leg is ripped in half. Do you think the gorillas have favorites? Favorite what? Actresses? Like Scar Jo. Like, sure. Dua Lipa's putting in work on the Grom. Oh, yeah.

Oh, no. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Good episode, guys. If we're done. I mean, yeah.

I think it's run its course. Oh, yeah. Randy, we put that up. I just want to close it out with some pig humor. Shout out to the listener that sent me this. This is just pay pigging at its finest oh my god speaking of that if you can't see it says uh it's someone getting apple paid 708 dollars and then the text says may i be unblocked please and the person i'm assuming it's a young lady says you may and then this uh, I'm assuming is a gent,

says, thank you. That is wild behavior. Is that when you're too deep in the slop? I want to be on the receiving end of a pay pick so bad. This dude was born in the slop. So bad. This dude's just so sloppy,

he can't even go out in public. 700, such a specific... Just for an unblocking. Unblock me. You've had people reach out to you to get unblocked or like reach out to us i feel like okay can you tell don't unblock me we've all had that i think what's your fee we've all had that have i i don't know somebody has i block i think i'm the block heaviest person here for sure you're a block i'm block heavy dude fuck you no one's as block heavy as micah is though no no i i like a good block every once in a while feels good

he's the original block party a very long time since i've done it i'm gonna block someone i blocked i blocked two people last week i enjoyed it yeah oh yeah they're not gonna see it coming i blocked the scariest person the other day because i posted someone with a mask like kind of hanging off their face and they were like why is that lemming wearing a mask i'm like dude it was covid like just deal with it dude like you freak like i didn't i don't want to wear masks anymore either dog but like been nice to me lately no reason to block anyone oh must be nice someone's still gonna get blocked all right oh all right do a chill out david bye-bye bye