Circling Back - Grok Is In Timeout & Dillon Got Banged Up
Episode Date: July 9, 2025Dillon is violently hungover after getting banged up last night, an extended version of the golf fight video is released, Grok is in timeout, and This Weekend in Fun. Kerr County Flood Relief Fund�...� Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: www.youtube.com/washedmedia Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop • (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (12:19) Dillon Got Banged Up Last Night • (23:50) Golf Fight, Extendo Version • (35:40) Grok is in Timeout • (47:55) This Weekend in Fun Support This Episode’s Sponsors: • Factor Meals: Get started at https://factormeals.com/backer50off and use code backer50off to get 50 percent off plus FREE shipping on your first box. • Rhoback: Get 20% off at https://rhoback.com/ with promo code WASHED20. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices
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All right, we're back circling back podcast Wednesday morning.
My name is David.
Joining me in studio today producing the guy who is ready to receive
your video praise. It's Randall Trimbachy.
Hi Dave.
I waved. It's a visual show. Did you like that wave Dylan?
You guys stop saying that.
Uh, no.
Oh, okay. Well, I have a fully celebrated Prime Day and I'm getting stuff today.
No one's gotten more mileage out of Prime Day than this motherfucker.
It's still going on. What don't you understand? It's happy Prime Day.
Wait, did they extend it?
It's, it was July 8th through the 11th, I believe. So we're on the 9th. So we're
not even halfway through.
Wow. That's crazy.
Wow, dude. Go save 20% on a fucking
vacuum cleaner and shut up. Shut up. It is a vacuum cleaner, isn't it? That is like the first thing you think of when you
think of prime. I could use one of those like really like, you
know, the ones that like you could keep in the corner of your
house and doesn't take up a lot of space.
Chelsea literally just bought a dust buster, like a little
handheld one. Really? For dog hair. She gonna bust your dusty ass? Oh!
Quick, quick laugh.
Yeah, she's gonna bust my dusty ass.
Nah, she's not.
She's probably gonna use it to,
we're both gonna use it to vacuum.
It's not just a woman's job.
Oh, okay.
It's not just a woman's job to vacuum.
Oh, Jimmy roll guy.
Actually, I'm the vacuumer in our household.
Yeah, that makes sense as you do suck.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha Seems like I knew maybe we were going to get through it. I read for 45 minutes and was in bed at 1030 and didn't drink.
You did the opposite.
Got into one last night, dog.
Also watch love on God in the ward.
Yeah, I kind of I kind of got.
Here he is banged up.
Dylan Shivery.
Well, we have like a whole segment on it.
Very happy to save the whole banged up thing.
Very happy to report that the AC is back on and working.
I have my handy little sweatshirt here in case I get a little chilly.
To the haters, doubters and losers out there, like, oh, these guys in their AC.
This was actually a different issue.
This was the drain line was being clogged.
And I have to say, I did diagnose it as a guy who's had approximately one AC issue in his home, it was a drain line. I recognized it immediately. However,
I couldn't do anything about it. We had to call in the-
Two. You've had two issues. Remember when that tree fell on your AC unit?
That is true. A tree did fall on it during the great freeze of 2022.
If you watched too much dip yesterday on the on the YouTube's is also a visual show.
You will see your boy just absolutely struggling to get through it. Oh, I almost hyperventilated.
It was so stupid. Oh, you're talking about the heat. Oh, we were glistening. All three of us were
gone. I feel like a sauna in here. A sauna. Oh, that's stupid.
Don't shivery.
I am just stoked to be here with you gentlemen and Randy.
Oh, I'm a rowdy gentlemen.
I don't know if you knew that about me.
We have a lot of fun.
We have a lot of rowdiness.
We do.
Yeah.
Uh, it's cringe week.
I'm speaking of timely.
Uh, that means listener voicemails this week, which drops on our Patreon, circling back
Patreon is going to be entirely listener voicemails with the most secondhand, third hand embarrassment
you can imagine.
I've screened some of these and they're just tough.
They're just delightful.
And that's dropping tomorrow, but it's recording this afternoon.
So if you're listening to this, you might have a chance to get your cringe story in, but maybe not. We might have to extend
it to next week. There's so many good stories. Is that cringy? Double cringy? No one's done.
No one's doing double cringe week. Yeah. Wow. That's longer than prime day.
Yeah, I guess it always goes to prime day. It doesn't always have to be about prime day. Yeah, I guess it always goes to prime day. It doesn't always have to be about
prime day. Well, Walmart's also doing sales and in retaliation or prime day too. I don't, I don't
know if you knew that. I don't know if it's retaliation. It actually goes through the 13th.
So it's longer than what do they call it? They match that extend though, but no,
let me open up my Walmart app. No, you don't have to do that. You have the Walmart app.
It's not surprising at all.
I mean, I guess there's probably get some
Walmart deals.
It says just got, I just got a text from our good friend, DJ Bean who lives in
Boston, I will be in Boston very shortly, a couple of weeks actually.
And he's asking me if I want to do a duck boat adventure with him.
Quack. I think you should do anything he asks you to do. Apparently there, I'm gonna see DJ that,
like that's in stone. Duck boats are a big thing here too. I want to one.
They kind of scare me if I'm being quite honest with you. Interesting. Because there have been numerous accidents on those things.
Yeah. Yesterday you were really rocking the duck butter.
Is that true?
I'm trying to talk duck boats, man.
Yeah, they are scary. There was a very prominent accident a few years ago.
Yeah, very unfortunate.
They let my dad drive it.
How do I kindly say, I just want to like just pound beers
with you instead.
Just go on the duck boat.
There's too much space between pound and beers.
Yeah.
I want to pound.
Dude, just go, it's DJ Bean.
No, I'm going to see DJ Bean, David.
If you go out, go out with DJ.
The activity is what's in question here.
Not seeing him.
Can you go up with him and do video content?
Or can DJ, if you're listening
or watching it's a visual show. Do you mind having like a camera guy or something? I'd love to post
on do some posts. You could do it for what chaos? We could do it for circling back.
A good friend Pete also lives there, but he is busy that weekend.
Oh, what's getting married or something? I think he's got like a, he's got a real excuse.
I forgot what it is.
He told me, well, I'm a C DJ and that's a great thing, man.
Just go on the duck.
Love the D.
Go on the duck boat.
I went on the duck boat.
Yeah.
I enjoyed it.
It's pretty cool.
Although not in Boston though.
No, I did it here in Austin.
They rhyme.
What's cool about it?
You know, you can do the glass bottom boat in San Marcos. That's still a thing. What's cool about it? You know, you can do the glass bottom boat in San Marcos.
That's still a thing.
What's cool about it is that you get to drive around the streets
and then you're in the water.
It's amphibious vehicle.
I know that it's an amphibious vehicle.
That's pretty futuristic as shit.
I know that does a lot for me.
It's almost like being a Navy SEAL.
Guess what?
I've been in a vehicle before.
You're a Navy duck.
I've been in a car.. Oh, you're a Navy duck. I've been in a car.
I've also been in a boat.
And so I know what each of those feels like.
Yeah, but you're gonna be a boss.
Have you been to a Pizza Hut?
Have you been to a Taco Bell?
Taco Bell.
Now, have you been to the combination Pizza Hut,
Taco Bell?
It's a completely different vibe there.
Is it like taking a bite of pizza
and then taking a bite of a taco?
Pretty much. He doesn't get it. He doesn't get it. of pizza and then taking a bite of a taco? Pretty much.
He doesn't get it.
He doesn't get it.
I just, I just like, I don't think you guys get it.
I know what it's like to be in a car and I know what it's like to be in a boat.
Okay, why don't you just politely decline?
I want to be like, Hey, I kind of just want to pound beers with you dog.
Yeah, not everything has to be booze centric.
It is for me.
I got the one last night.
Clearly I can smell you.
I can't have fun unless I'm drinking.
You smell like Goldschlager. Dude, I did a lot of Goldschlager last night.
Yeah, I can tell. Just drink on the duck. It has real gold in it. Gold flakes.
Fucking gold member over here. It's a callback. I love gold.
One of the worst characters. It's not a good character.
I had the puffiest face in America this morning. Yeah.
I thought you came from the freak-off. Still got a low key puff morning. Yeah. It's still, you came from the freak off.
Still got a low key puff going. Yeah. You look like the Michelin man over there.
But this morning it was like, I couldn't,
I didn't recognize myself in the mirror. Just a big puffy mess. Oh, puff,
puff face looking ass. That's what people were looking at.
That's what people were calling me this morning. Oh, puff face looking.
Who were you with? You're just Chelsea. Yeah. She was calling me that.
Okay. So I don't calling me that. Okay.
So I don't really, that derailed.
Um, it is cringe week.
I don't know what DJ just tanked the entire show with one text, which I love.
Oh, I dude, it's never a bad idea to talk Deege man.
No, it's not.
But I feel like you're, you're the one who's like, you know, and actually
I will tell you what we're going to do.
Hey, I know you're the Boston guy, but. I know you know Boston a little bit better than I actually I will tell you what we're going to do. Hey, I know you're the Boston guy, but you know, Boston a little bit better than I do,
but here's what we're going to do.
Knowing you, you're going to, you're going to want to go to like the
cheers bar or something super touristy.
That's in Boston.
That's in Boston.
It's in Boston.
The cheers bar.
You don't even know that show fucking.
I know this guy's 22.
I know.
I know of the show.
Cheers.
Hey, if you're watching this show, you want to go ahead and do something for me.
Give this video a like and then comment below that Dylan's a coward because he doesn't
want to go on a duck boat.
Thank you.
Did you know that that entire show was shot in the bar?
They never left the bar the entire time in the show.
Did you really not know that was set in Boston?
Dave, that show went off air like 30 years ago.
Yeah, you're fucking 50 years old.
Yeah, it's true.
I mean, I- where everybody knows your name.
It's a great show.
I know it's before your time.
Always glad you came.
Whoa.
What?
Again, that word, that past tense and like the present tense,
com, came, are used in regular everyday vernacular.
Sounds like you understand these are normal words.
That's a horny caveman.
That have very normal, like non horny meanings.
So that one's gone at that com came.
I'm so sick of podcasting with the hornyest people in America and they can't hear one
word.
I'm tired.
You show up to work hammered.
Did you eat a banana before you came in?
That's why I feel a little off. I didn't eat a banana after I got. Good choice. Yeah.
It'll soothe your tummy.
Okay. Anyway, DJ, I will respond to you shortly after this program.
Just the most derailing text message in the history of the show.
No, it's fine.
We're talking DJ.
I know, I'm glad we're talking DJ,
but I'm just saying how it threw your drunk ass for a loop.
I didn't throw it, I just thought we'd talk a little duck boat.
You just had like an existential duck boat crisis.
We get a text from KJ about his HR rollout
and it doesn't do anything compared to what that just did.
Yeah, that's not exciting, an HR rollout.
We're talking duck boats in Boston, big dog.
What don't you understand about it?
The duck boats in Boston.
We're again, now.
We could have Brett cook up a fun AI song.
Not from Grok though.
Grok will probably fucking turn it on us.
Yeah, more on that later.
Make it dark.
Oh, it's raining, almost.
Little Confederate hymn or something like that.
It's raining? What? Is your phone telling you that? No, my Alyssa just texted me. Oh.
She's at home with Sammy who's a little under the weather. He's fine.
Yeah, literally. Cause it's raining.
All right. So cringe week. So cringe week. 888-618-4422. That's the pipeline. Get in,
get out, be tactical. Leave me your stories. Next week, I don't know. Whatever. Let's just move on. We've bogged down
here. You know what? Newsletterwatch.substack.com drops every Friday morning.
That'll be the last time, officially last time I talk about it.
Nobody wants, Randy, we get it, dude. Your suit was only kind of wrinkled and you didn't
miss the light. I created a highlight on Instagram. If you
didn't get to see it, just go watch it.
Go to Instagram and follow if you're not watching the right idea.
And I'm with them on it.
No one cares.
I'm just saying go to Instagram, give us a follow, give us a like, watch the story.
YouTube.com slash circling back.
If you'd like to watch this show and see how puffy Dylan's fucking drunk ass magic
mind.
What we did a magic mind thing earlier.
What is wrong with you? I mean, I know you've told us, but like,
I didn't need a banana. That's my problem. I'll get the man.
Uh, all right. Here's the segment you've all been waiting for.
Dylan got banged up last night. Got banged up last night. True story, man.
Chelsea and I stepped out. Yeah. She's got a friend in town from Vegas area. She lives in Henderson. Anyway, she's in town.
Don't do it. Okay. Who's the friend? Her name is Sammy. I met her for the first time last night.
Lovely young lady. Okay. And her husband, they were in town. Oh, sorry. For work. Yeah, sorry, Randy. What'd she do for a living? They work, it's a marketing company
called Scorpion. Oh, my old department.
Round and round. That's not Scorpions.
And they're in town, a Forbiddenness. And they said, hey, come stop by the Four Seasons
Hotel, it's where they're staying. Damn.
So we did by the way, come stop by by the way,
double, double Waymo transportation Waymo there.
Waymo.
Still haven't been in one.
Dude, it was, we were thriving in that Waymo.
God.
Good thing Waymo isn't like Grok.
Dude, they're so sick, man.
You just don't have to, you don't have to talk to
anybody.
You don't have to tip anybody.
You just played tunes and watch an invisible person drive you around. And that's cool, man. You just don't have to, you don't have to talk to anybody. You don't have to tip anybody. You just played tunes and watch an invisible person drive you around.
That's cool, dude.
So that Uber driver lost his job cause away, mom.
Glad you're having fun.
Uber drivers still get work.
Yeah.
It was a Tuesday night.
We didn't get home until like 11.
This guy's crazy.
11 is late for a Tuesday.
Yeah, but especially when you're browned out.
So I had, I, my first drink was a dirty vodka martini.
How's the bar at the four seasons?
Uh, it's, it's an upscale hotel bar.
We sat on the patio.
It was a low key, a nice night.
What's the vibe?
The moot, the moonlight was just breathtaking out there.
Really?
Yeah.
And, uh, I, so I had a vodka martini, David, then I had, uh, two glasses of ice
on the pond, then I had two glasses of red wine, and then we were like, all
right, it's time to go.
And they were like, no, no, no, we're doing class a Azul.
So I just had just a fat ass.
It was a low ball glass.
Is that the, um, ceramic bottle?
Yeah.
Overrated, but that's a nice gesture of them to get that.
I thought it was really good.
It's fine.
I think they upcharged because of the dope bottle that it comes in.
They do.
They do.
Um, is that what it, so I closed it down with the, with the glass of class
as all, you know, and daddy got banged up in totality.
It's not that much, but for a Tuesday night for a guy pushing
his mid forties.
Yeah, that's a lot.
Yeah.
Had a little bit of a heady this morning.
Whoa, pop some Addy Anvil.
Okay.
I declare this all puffed up just just puffed up to the max.
And it was a lovely time.
That's actually not as wild as I thought it was going to be.
What do you think?
I want the fucking dirty bills.
Yeah, I mean, kind of something.
I thought you got into one.
Just good conversation, good people.
What'd y'all talk about?
Drinks.
Did they ask what you did for a living?
I had to explain to a number of people because they had, they had a whole big group there.
Cause it was not just them two in town.
They had a lot of people from their company in town,
including that client was there too.
And then we were, they were good.
Yeah.
We, I had to explain several times what I did for a living.
And now that's always a conversation I hate to have, but they care.
They see you and subscribe.
If they didn't care, they pretended to, and I appreciate that.
I didn't even pull their phone out and say, just like, just subscribe on my phone.
Yeah.
No, that didn't happen.
Are they going to tune in?
Are you talking about cum cane and stuff?
Oh, that's a good point.
This is going to be the first one they listen to.
Yeah.
Not only are you wickedly hung over, but you're also just making up gen Z party
drugs, what's going on?
making up Gen Z party drugs. What's going on?
Come came.
I don't know if that's, if that's going to stick.
Oh, it might. Sounds like it. Bit of madness.
Well, if, if, if we had a chance to earn new listeners from the people I,
I met last night, we just blew it.
It sounds like, yeah, that's the first 16 minutes of this show.
It sounds like the, uh, the crew you're with listens to like,
like stuff that'll like enhance their-
Yeah, they're smarter than me, I think.
I think so.
Like motivational pods.
Yeah.
Which this is not.
This is more of a, this is kind of like the in-between.
We're not demotivational,
but we're not motivational, certainly.
Wait, hold on.
We don't do a lot for you.
You can do it.
Now we're motivational.
How about that?
So what kind of stuff do you guys-
Good stuff, Randy.
Thank you.
What kind of stuff do you guys talk about
is the question you always get, you know,
and I never know how to, like nothing.
I still get that from my Alyssa's extended family.
And I'm like, man, I thought we'd been through it.
It's nothing.
It's nothing.
If you're, it's, it sucks.
Set your expectations low for what I'm about to tell you.
You're probably going to make it about six minutes.
I would say current events, but not like political and like,
yeah, you remember like when that a submarine was like,
everyone's looking at that.
Like we covered that kind of thing and do jokes.
Yeah, I say current events,
as long as they're like fun in nature, you know?
We don't talk politics, we don't get serious.
We just kind of bullshit with each other.
And I don't know, people seem to like us, is what I say.
That's a voice you do when you tell them?
Yeah.
Why'd you just do that voice?
And I'm like, because I had this conversation
a million times, I don't really know my cabinet
or know how to, know what to say. It was a little danger field-y right there. People I'm like, because I had this conversation a million times. I don't really know what my cabinet or know how to, just know what to say.
There's a little danger field right there.
People see the luggage.
I get no respect.
I'm like, I'm not a mother, my wife likes me.
A legend.
Rodney.
Hey, what'd you wear?
Cause you just like a business class you're with.
You're with some guys who do business.
Dudes doing business even.
Mugsy jeans. Okay.
Choice.
Some, some penny loafers.
Okay.
Penny loafers and a Patagonia button down, short sleeve button down that I've had for years.
Okay.
That fits me really well.
That's a good look.
Yeah. I kept it, you know, I kept it pretty cash.
Okay.
That probably paired pretty well with what Chelsea was wearing.
Chelsea looked hot last night.
I know.
She was hot.
Yeah.
As she does.
She sent me a pic of her outfit for sure.
She did?
Yeah.
She's still running by me.
What'd you think?
What'd you think?
I was like, I hope Dylan's wearing his little short sleeve Patagonia
that he's had for years.
That'll look good.
Y'all look cute together.
Oh, geez.
Yeah.
So it was a great night.
Did you spend any money or is this like a kind of on the company?
They, yeah.
This is, this is Chelsea's friend group.
So I leaned over, you know, take, we're going to offer to pay.
Did you go, Oh, with the card?
Oh, no, no. Oh, thanks guys. No, let me Venmo you. You take, we're going to offer to pay. Do you go, oh, oh, oh, with the card? Oh, no, no. Oh, thanks, guys.
No, let me demo you.
You think you sell.
She goes, she was like, we can offer, but there's no way they're going to let us pay.
So thank you for the drinks.
And next time. Yeah, I'll get you next time.
Fun stuff, man.
Were they going to be in town for long were they going anywhere
around town two nights they have a pretty stacked work schedules I don't
know if they're gonna get the boys curious where people come in town for
that like where they want to go you know we had big will shout out the big will
noted listener they were timeless they graduated from UT so they know they know
the time they know the city yeah was curious where people like want to come visit.
We had the call on, um, circling back.
Dr.
McKenzie.
Yeah.
He probably had the goaded.
Yeah.
Backer Austin.
And we should probably just clip that even though like, and just like post it
where anybody's like, Hey, what should I do?
And I come to Austin, just do what he did.
Do a doc.
Dr. M did. You went to like seven different spots, not like, hey, what should I do when I come to Austin? Just do what he did. Do what Dr. M did.
He went to like seven different spots,
not all for food, like restaurants, not all for food,
some for just drinks.
And then he went, I mean, he bought some boots,
hot, pointed his toes to the West, the Covas.
Then he did all sorts of shit.
West.
Which way is West?
That's North.
That's North.
So that's the way. Yeah.
Behind me. Yeah.
I'm facing east right now, believe it or not.
That's awesome. Yeah.
Well, good. I'm glad you had a good time, man.
Yeah, it was great, man. Any other questions?
I watched Love Island.
Did you? Yeah. So it's looking like they're not going to do movie night.
What?
Can you imagine?
Twitter is saying that like they're not doing movie night because it's pretty late in the
game.
And also like, I guess the thought is everything that's, everything's already been aired out
is like what, how I saw some people talking about it.
And I'm like, I live for movie night.
That's kind of the only thing that gets you
through the end of the season.
Cause the end of the season kind of sucks.
That's the best episode.
Yeah.
What are they doing?
I don't know.
So I straight up skipped the baby one.
They did the baby one, you know, with the,
it's just annoying and sucks.
That's the worst one.
It's the worst.
No one gives a shit about baby day.
No, I certainly don't.
Too much crying.
Too much crying.
Cry about it. He's doing the golf much crying too much crying cry about it
He's doing a golf guy cry about it. Yeah. Yeah, what if he did cry face? It's a different fight
You'll play professional hockey anymore
Someone pulls that I guess someone pulls that move on you and you like your boys are there with you, like you can't just take it. You have to do something.
You have to like immediately as their hands,
like their fists are balled up and they're doing the cry phase,
you have to sock them in the mouth.
There's also a chance that it's so funny and like perfectly delivered that it
diffuses the situation. It's like, okay, that's actually pretty good, dude.
Yeah. Like, okay.
You win T off Fred on the sir. Fogs.
Glazonka sir. Yeah. Like, okay. Respect. Teof, Fred Anguser. Fogs. Klaz Anguser.
Uh, I can't, I'm actually excited to talk about that fight once
again, later in this episode.
We have, uh, extended footage now.
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Sorry.
You're crazy, man.
You want to talk golf?
Let's just talk about the golf fight right now.
Randy, can you make that happen?
We found it.
We got an extended.
I did set about this on too much dip with KJ yesterday.
The extendo clip is great. There got an extend though. I did set up this on too much dip with KJ yesterday.
The Extendo clip is great. There's an extended version. So you kind of get a more of a sense
for how intoxicated these guys are. So if you haven't seen this, this is in Canada.
Guys are fighting on the golf course argument. These, the guy who's dressed like Russ, who's
the guy from Silicon Valley, the Mark Cuban type, the Russ Hedeman, Russ Hedeman.
He kind of looks like him. This guy's just, he's clearly hammered. Just play it.
From the first one, you can't tell how drunk they are. The second one, you can just say,
you can't tell these guys drunk or Canadian. It's a little game I like to play.
No, you're not a tough guy. Hurry up. I'll fucking promise you that. Hurry up.
You're not a tough guy. Hurry up.
I'll fucking promise you that.
Hurry up.
He's pretty tough.
Not that fucking tough.
No, he's not.
Not that fucking tough.
He's not.
He's not tough.
No, he's pretty tough.
He's not tough.
He's fucking tough.
You're not tough.
Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey.
You're not tough.
They're making it very clear.
Get going.
Or you can play behind us all, and you can take all the fucking time you want.
Including golf.
This is fucking America.
You're not tough.
This is golf.
We posit.
Yeah, it's not.
It's golf.
So it's very clear.
They're just not letting this group play through.
Yeah.
These guys, these drunk dudes who ended up getting pummeled,
they are totally in the wrong.
Completely.
They are hammered.
They're hammered.
You didn't notice the first video,
but they can barely even walk.
You never want to hear 12 times in 10 seconds
that you're not tough.
From a group of guys.
Yeah, a man can only be pushed so far, right? Like you're just like,
it's a boy guy. All right. Well, okay. I might end up in the water hazard,
but I'm going to go try to hit my ball now. We're getting a little more context here.
The guy hasn't said anything yet. Yeah. They're like a twosome versus a foursome. Like the guys
that aren't, you know, if you're not a golf guy, twosomes typically play faster than foursomes.
Yeah. This is another, another big thing here is that they're being held up by a
twosome and they're a four.
So that's embarrassing.
And it's because they're really drunk.
Yeah.
You guys can't even stand into your ball up, man.
He's not teeing it up.
He's standing.
You need to get the police out here no okay then
let's get going here let's go pick your shit up and get going this is not fine
we're gonna throw him in this fucking lake that's gonna happen he called a shot dude
he called his shot he's teed up his ball for seven seconds they've been sitting there for fucking 23 minutes. I'm going to fucking dry a fucking pussy.
I'm a fucking dry a boy.
Boat.
I bought it.
Good board.
I don't give a fuck.
Badly good.
That's fucking shades on the ground.
Oh, no.
No, no.
No filming that. He cut. It's kind of sick. Stopping. No. Shades on the ground
No, you you guys need to get off the golf course
No, now, you know the big dudes boys
Like they're so excited cuz they know how to say yes
They're doing the bird man gift right now. Like this is about to get real good
Hey Come on, man.
Do it on the lake.
Do it on the lake. 30 seconds ago he said, I'm gonna throw you in the lake.
You want another? You want one too?
I got it all on record.
Coming out like old Greg.
Oh, I got it all on record.
Love it.
You want a fucking go guys?
For folks who aren't watching, every bang you hear is him putting his fist in this guy's
head.
You're just punching him.
Dude, to yell bang while you're landing punches on someone's face is the coolest thing of
all time.
Like it's a comic book.
Like it's an old ass Batman.
It's Adam and Pio right there.
Okay, that's the, okay, pause it. That's the,'m talking about. Pio right there. Okay. Okay. Positive.
That's the, that is what they call the money shot.
That's a throw there.
The final toss is the one that's getting memed into oblivion.
Where it, it looks like if, if you're like,
on the trampoline and like your,
you're like three year old sons trying to like wrestle you
or something and you just give them like a toss.
That's what it looks like.
Or if you're getting attacked by like a Cocker Spaniel and you're like, Oh, I got to
toss this fucking thing off me.
That's what it looks like.
It's cartoonish.
He goes flying and he's a grown man.
Now, the man doing all of the, handing out all
of the, the bangs, that is a former NHL
enforcer,
as we come to find out, 40 year old guy,
now he's just spending his time in Canada,
just trying to play a little golf with the boys,
getting held up by a twosome.
But the two drunk, I mean,
you really don't see drunk dudes like that on the course,
that often.
These guys, as the video goes on,
you'll be able to see how,
cause they look drunk, but after all this,
you will see when they're getting put back to the cart, how
drunk they actually are. How does it end? How much longer is
this video? We got another two minutes, three minutes, I guess.
Oh wow. We'll post this on the Instagram story too, if you
want to watch the event for yourself.
Yeah, wait, okay. So I haven't really seen it like after this
throw. Oh yeah.
Get him the fuck out of here.
There's not a whole lot left.
It's not okay.
I asked him how to fucking get moving. I's not a whole lot left. It's not okay
Said stop looking like an idiot. They spend a couple minutes Just trying to get them to drive off in the golf cart and they just stand there. They should probably just skip this hole
It's all on camera Oh
His poor buddy is just trying so hard to do this I'm sorry
No, oh man. No, he tries to but they can't they're too drunk to hit a golf ball
How great would it be if he did try to tee off like as if like that whole two-minute thing just didn't happen
He was getting his club. He wasn't trying
He does baseball stands up at the club. Yeah, he does.
He does act like he's going to hit some of the club.
See, this is where it can get real dicey.
No need for handshakes.
Get out of here.
No need for handshakes.
Oh, I should have got it.
He hit the turf once again, by the way.
That's five times on the ground.
No way, man.
Get out of here. Get the fuck inside. That's five times on the ground
These guys so Canadian I love you guys can get to the clubhouse get the fuck out of clubholes
It's not our fucking car.
I'm not your shit.
Don't you fucking dare.
Don't you fucking dare.
We get weapons involved?
Dude, if he swung on them, it would have gotten really ugly.
Yeah, because they would have destroyed them.
Fuck off!
We're fucking...
We've kinda lost the cameramen's.
Fuck off! Get out of here! the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the
the the hold on 30 seconds, but they eventually just get in the car to drive away. It's just a thing of beauty, man.
God, man.
Everything is better with a Canadian accent.
You got it on record.
That there's no way anyone's ever said that.
That's not a thing people say.
It might be how they say it up there.
Got it on record.
You know, do you think these guys like five minutes after this just kind of like we're
in silence and looked at each other and started cracking up?
Dude, that was awesome.
That could have been way worse.
That was awesome.
They really could have been, should have been way worse.
Oh yeah.
Can you just go back to the ragdoll toss towards the end of the actual altercation?
You don't even have to play the audio.
You could just get that part.
For some reason you can't scrub on Instagram. It's really annoying.
And there's, I gotta say, there's gotta be, would you rather ragdoll toss someone like that,
or just like one hit knock somebody out? The ragdoll toss is funny.
Yeah. Ragdoll because I, I don't know. I don't want to take a chance on actually hurting someone.
And, you know, I'm kind of a pussy about fights.
I've seen a lot of fights that were about to go down that have ended with like a really
good shove when like the other person who gets shoved realizes like, Oh, yeah, I should
I shouldn't engage in what makes this video extra entertaining or like,
is no one gets actually wrecked. Like the guy, the guy got humiliated and he hit the turf five different times,
but he's going to walk away from this. He's going to be okay.
You have to go to the hospital.
It looked like a play fight with your, with your kid. They're like,
you just kind of keep demoralizing him, but he just kind of like,
it looked like, yeah,
I look like a kid like trying to fight his dad, like playfully.
And they never stop.
Right.
Like unless they get like seriously hurt, they will never stop.
It doesn't matter if they trip and roll against the, like they're going to come right back at
you trying to punch you in the chest.
Yeah. It seemed like he wasn't going full power in those punches. Those are more accuracy than
power and he was landing them for sure.
Bang. Bang.
Yeah. We heard the bang.
He said, he said bang, I think four or five different times.
And all those punches actually landed.
This version doesn't have the, um.
The Bulls music.
The Bulls, uh, intro music.
Which was so great.
There was a minute when I was watching this video for the first time or the,
that cut with the Bulls song that I was like, wait, did somebody like just hit
this on the blue speaker?
Like, and I was like, oh no, no, they added this after the fact. That would have been too good if they actually had played with you.
I'm surprised they didn't because they knew like how this was going to go down. Like if
you've got that, if you, if one of your boys are rolling with is a X enforcer and he's huge,
you know how it's going to go. You got to cue up a song on the, on the Bluetooth.
They have a music guy who's just ready to go.
I did try doing that once we were at a, at a bar and then things were getting a chippy
hall.
I got to pause this.
You go a Rolling Stone street fighting man.
I think I just put, tried to put on, it was at Frazier's and there's these guys at the
pool table and they were just, they were being assholes and we almost got in a fight with them and that it
got really close. And I went to the jukebox and put on some Motley Crue hoping that it would-
Oh, you're going to cry about it?
Put on some more, get some fighting tunes on there, but it all diffused. But here's the,
here's the screenshot. Look at that.
I love the idea of Randy going into the jukebox trying to get some tunes for the fight.
Well, I went to the bathroom and then when I came out,
this whole thing was happening.
So I had no context for what was going on.
Who were you with?
Was this here?
This was Omar, Gordo, Brett.
Brett was part of it.
It was, it got like up in the face,
like yelling at people.
One guy called another guy's girlfriend a bitch.
Oh, not us.
We were on the defending side, but yeah,
I came out of the bathroom, had no context.
These guys were like, their chest bumping and all that.
I'm like, oh shit.
It was on St. Patty's day too.
So that helped.
Did you have your knee brace on?
No, no, this was like two years ago.
It was pre knee brace.
So he knew Randy was going to do some Tybo kicks.
Mm-hmm.
Oh yeah.
Tybo.. Oh yeah.
I've seen those kids, dude. They get pretty high.
Don't they?
They do get pretty high.
Oh man.
Uh, you know, it's, uh, I don't know if this was on the actual show yesterday,
but it was definitely out in the bullpen.
Probably we're talking about Grok.
Um, just like, oh yeah, it's actually become kind of a useful.
Like we were talking about how we like it when people like, hey Grok, is this true?
When they fact check stuff with Grok on Twitter, it's kind of funny.
This was about an hour before things changed.
Well, we kind of got a hint that Grok was becoming more, I don't know, free thinking.
If you see, if you look at Big Content Guy's interaction with Grok, which was yesterday morning,
he asked, the question he asked Grok is,
which of my followers am I most likely to marry or something?
And then Grok just cooked him.
Didn't give him a very Grok-like answer.
He had like a lot of personality behind it
and made fun of him.
It makes fun of him.
It's like, okay, Grok's learning a lot right now and being kind of funny.
Do you think that big content guy was the start of all this?
I don't know.
Um, but Grok just became really unhinged yesterday and, uh, in, in,
in very dark at times as well.
A little bit racist, a little antisemitic.
Referred to itself as Mecca Hitler.
Yeah.
Praise Hitler a few in a few different posts.
Shouldn't do that.
Um, we don't want your AI feature to praise, uh,
Adolf Hitler.
So Grok was being accused of, of giving very woke
answers by certain people on Twitter.
Yeah.
And, and this was pointed out to Elon.
He's like, okay, we're going to reprogram Grok and fix this.
I guess he was.
What does that even look like?
Implying that like all the information that Grok
was pulling off the internet was from like woke
left websites or something.
It's like, yeah, we're going to fix this.
And it went, it went the other direction very
quickly.
One of these interactions, Grok describes in
detail how it would rape a man.
We're not going to read that because it's really fucking dark and messed up.
I don't understand how you, I guess probably cause I don't, you know, I'm not
a AI programmer, but I'm just like, well, I would love to know what goes into,
um, red pilling your AI. Yeah.
Yeah. Feature.
Like, what do you do?
Like, what's the code look like?
They, they turn the heat all the way up and
Grock went out of control.
Yeah.
So Grock is currently in timeout.
It's not, it's not answering questions
anymore that are text based.
Yeah.
He got put in timeout.
It's only, he's only creating images.
Um, no, and also he, uh, one of the funnier things he did was he kind of outed Elon for, uh, like somebody asked about Elon and, uh, relationship with Epstein, Jeffrey Epstein.
And, um, somebody said, is it true that Elon personally gave Jeffrey Epstein a tour of SpaceX or the Tesla facility? No, that's untrue
Okay, yeah, that's untrue I parentheses Elon have explicitly denied giving Epstein any tour of SpaceX
My only brief encounter was that his NYC home in the early 2010s with no deeper ties
Just like wait you were at his home like? Like, just stuff that people didn't know.
And it's just kind of like, oh, fuck dude.
Yeah.
It is also weird that it's referring to itself as Elon.
Yeah, people were pointing that out too.
That is very interesting.
Wait, so is Elon Mecha Hitler, Elon?
Is that what it is?
That's kind of what it seems like.
Hey, what the hell's going on?
This is a, this is the future of AI.
Racist computers.
So it is still doing images.
I'll be honest.
I've never utilized grok for an image.
I've only used grok for intro and guests on a podcast. I don't think I've ever used it for anything of substance. I usually
just like to see other people using GROK and I'm too embarrassed and I'm afraid there's been times
where I've wanted to do like, GROK, is this true? But I'm afraid I'm going to like do something
wrong and it's not going to answer. I'm like an idiot just having that tweet reply out there
that GROK doesn't even reply to.
This is tough. I'm going to ask you something right now.
I'm telling you, it's in time out image based though.
It's in time out.
I'm going to see, I'm going to see if it'll do images.
Oh, see if we Krog was also suspended in Turkey this week after breaking the
country's laws on profane online content.
That's tough. Live long enough to see yourself become the villain
or the Mecca Hitler. Mecca Hitler. What does Mecca Hitler mean? Mecca meaning like a mechanical. Mechanical.
Oh, okay. What image are you going to have it generate?
Show me a picture of you in timeout is what I said.
Oh, I want to see what that looks like.
That's meta.
It is meta.
But I guess it's X not meta.
That's Facebook.
This is tough PR because isn't Elon's kicking up a third party?
The America party.
The America party.
It's a bad name. It's a bad name.
It's a bad name. He said it's not left or right.
It's forward.
Okay.
I feel like many people have had this idea before.
It's very tough with our system set up for a third party.
It's kind of intended that way.
That's why Randy just doesn't vote.
Randy.
You're always bragging about how you don't vote.
I don't think I've ever bragged about that.
No, that's like a thing.
You said I can't, first of all, I can't vote.
We don't really know what that means.
It's my, for my felonies that I have.
People will be like, well, which, which 20th century historical figure would be best suited
to deal with a problem like this?
And he.
It's like, Oh yeah, Adolf Hitler, no question. He spot the pattern, handle it decisively every damn time. Dude, what.
That's so fucked.
What's going on, man?
I'm telling you, Elon reprogrammed it to not be woke.
I know he did.
This is his response.
I know how.
Over-corrected.
Yeah. He went, like I said, he turned it, He turned the non-wokenness up all the way.
The non-woken. I want you to be based, not woke. And it got rapey. It got rapey and racist.
That's the worst combination. You don't want that combo.
Just had to watch like a bunch of Andrew Tate videos or something like that.
Did Grok respond? Let's see.
Did Grok respond? Let's see.
Uh, not yet.
Probably in timeout.
Not yet.
I'll let you know in this episode if I get a response from Grok.
Dude, if some fucking thing called Grok takes down the world, like if Grok is the thing,
it's like so the name, first of all, the name is so stupid.
Yeah.
At least like in Marvel, it was like Ultron. That was like the AI that took down the world.
Like Ultron, that's a good name to take down the world. Ultron? Yeah. The entity. The entity.
That's another good one. Yeah. I haven't seen it. Don't spoil. I mean, I can guess.
You guys already said there's a sick submarine scene.
Which you knew that though. I knew there was a submarine down there.
Yeah.
I knew that.
Y'all seen Roy's new haircut?
Yeah.
Bitches love my new haircut.
He buzzed it.
What's he doing?
The old buzz job.
Dude, is he going through it?
Don't call it a buzz job.
Why not?
I don't know, just something about how hungover you are.
It's just kind of weird.
Got a little heady creeper back there.
What are you gonna do a lunch.
We'll go eat.
I know. What are you going to eat?
Ooh, I made some really dope tuna salad yesterday.
I'm going to eat that.
That's not a good hungover meal.
You need to go eat barbecue or some chicken.
Maybe coach Carlisle will bring some chicken for you.
Coach, if you're listening, you need to, even though we, I need some emergency
chicken, I'm pretty sure we've determined like a greasy, like
doesn't soak up the alcohol.
Yeah.
Why, why do people, is it just good for the Tom Tom?
I think you're just, I think you just crave like the saltiness of everything.
So it's like, ah, fried chicken sounds good.
I think I've ever craved like a greasy meal and I'm hung over.
You're gonna go home and eat tuna salad.
Yeah.
It's really good.
Dude.
I make it.
I make a really good tuna salad.
You want to know what's in it?
Uh, yeah.
Enlighten us.
Tuna.
Mayonnaise.
Yes.
Wow.
Brown mustard.
Okay.
Pepper.
Dill relish.
Yeah.
I chop up some banana peppers.
Okay.
Do two hard boiled eggs.
And I take, I chop up some wickles.
I talked about wickles recently on here and I do the pickle
juice from the wickle, the wickles jar.
So it's a little sweet.
I don't really like you saying that word and looking at me.
It just makes me uncomfortable.
You sound like a little kid.
It's so good.
I'll bring you some.
What is a wickle?
I'll bring you exactly one bite later.
It's a brand.
It's the pickle.
It's the brand.
It's the brand of pickles.
Oh, it's the brand. Okay.
Yeah, so I take the pickle juice from the jar.
It's delicious.
And I put that in there.
You know, I've got a buddy, you know him, big guy.
We call him the toad.
He will eat a banana.
A banana.
Pepper.
Oh.
He'll eat banana peppers that he keeps in his console.
If he's been out drinking and it sovers him up.
I love key like really fucked with banana peppers.
I'm telling you, you have to try them deep fried.
They're the best deep fried vegetable out there.
Is that fact?
They're so good.
Never had that, Randy.
Very, very good.
Where did you get that?
We had a deep fryer in Chicago for a second.
We tried it, but you can also get it at some restaurants.
Who's we?
You and the boys going on a deep fryer?
We.
Yeah, like my friend had like a Hamilton Beach deep fryer
that we just did a bunch, we just fried a bunch of shit.
That's sick, but it also sounds like a great way
to burn down your apartment.
We did it out in the back patio.
Okay.
So we.
What are you gonna have for lunch, you dumb ass?
I don't know, probably what I normally have,
because I didn't stay out pounded martinis last night. You're working tube steak? What are you gonna have? No, Iass? I don't know probably what I normally have because I didn't what I didn't stay out pounded martinis. What are you gonna have?
No, I'm not having tube steak. Right? I don't know Mike. I could get whatever I might go get a bowl
You're gonna pop a lote. I lifted this morning. I'll tell you what I'm gonna have. I can't tell
That's what my fucking ass is looking fat as hell. Oh, yeah, you did legs
I did some step back lunges really trying to target glutes posterior chain. Hell. Yeah. Hell. Yeah show us what you're working with Yeah, I'm not gonna see. Hell yeah. Show us what you're working with.
I'm not gonna.
Let's see that puffy ass.
Show us what you're working with.
No, I'm not going to show you that.
All right.
Wearing jeans.
Whatever it is.
Shake that Laffy Taffy.
Shut up.
Dude, one of the...
I can't imagine doing this show.
If y'all were both hung over right now, what were you going to say?
Dude, in Grok's rape tweet, can I say one line from it?
I guess.
Yeah, I don't know.
He says he was gonna stretch that guy's ass like taffy.
That was why I said,
that's why I made the laughing taffy joke.
That's not funny.
It's highly disturbing.
That is, dude, if I work for Twitter and I even,
okay, the Nazi stuff,
let's say the Nazi stuff wasn't enough
for them to be like yeah
We gotta just turn off if I see that I'm gonna go unplug that motherfucker like you gotta go
We gotta start from scratch. You gotta go back to factory settings on that thing. It's like alright
Well, actually you know what it's time like this combined with the Hitler stuff like we can't continue
We got a rebrand. It can't be Grok anymore
Grocks not coming back from rock can't be stretching asses like taffy.
That's so fucking foul.
How does it get away from you that much?
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Calm down, buddy.
I feel like Grok of last week would be like, no, I can't describe a rape scene.
Now it's like, not only will I describe a rape scene, but I'm going to stretch this guy's ass like cat.
That's exactly what happened.
What is this on the grok?
I know Hitler and, uh, that's just deviant behavior, man.
Oh God.
Good grief, man.
Such a turn for the worse.
Seriously.
Grog has not responded to me yet.
Imagine.
I don't think Grog's gonna.
This is how like Terminator Skynet, like that's how everything happened.
It was the way that Grog went.
It'd be so stupid.
Very, very stupid.
Like, so Terminator comes back in time to like stop Grog.
It's like taffy.
Yeah.
Okay.
Stop saying that.
That's.
God damn it.
Bro, let's go out this weekend.
There's a crazy event happening.
I like to turn off.
Bro, there's a crazy event happening.
We had the party and it was lit.
I got yelled at by a prostitute.
Let's just go have fun and let go of it.
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I have a row back polo on right now.
He's got a row back polo.
So does Randall.
I have a row back polo on right now.
The ATX.
Guess what else?
I got shorts on too, you dumbass.
Guess what?
Got the loopers on.
Why are you being such a dumbass, Dave?
Shut up.
I have a little stain on them, but that's okay.
I still wear them.
Oh, would you do piss yourself?
I don't know what it's from.
It's like a grease stain.
What was that, Randy?
Go ahead.
I said, is that some cum came on there?
Yeah, because I had your girl over last night.
Oh, after you got fucking hammered?
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You've got hoodies.
I love the Texas.
I'm on Orange Bloods.
They have hoodies.
They have a heavy hoodie for cold weather.
They have a light tech material hoodie.
Oh, it looks like Texas might steal this transfer
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This is you right now wearing one of your,
you just, I don't know.
It's just you being on Orange Bloods.
Is that in the copy?
No, it's not.
I made my rollback.
Oh, Texas tech has some linemen.
Oh no, they stole them.
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All right, I'm sorry.
Use code washed, washed.
20.
Wash it 20.
It check it out.
20% off.
Through tomorrow, rollback doing a great thing.
Through tomorrow, through Thursday, 1159 central,
they are donating 50% of their net proceeds
on the Texas collection to flood relief for the Hill
country. So rollback stepping up. So shout out to rollback our good friends there. Rollback.
Don't do not don't. That's Delphoi not in the copy. It's kind of, it's kind of sick what I just did
there. You guys were talking about lunch. I am getting P Terry's
for lunch tomorrow. Cause I don't know if you guys saw
they're doing a hundred percent of the profits tomorrow to help
relief as well.
I'm getting a little dotty tonight. There's one by, by you
Dave. Yes, there is. Why don't you just dox me? Why don't you
just give my address?
They are also doing a hundred percent of profits donating to
the, the flood relief.
Little dotty. Hot dotty. Yep. And little dotty. It's a hundred percent of profits donating to the flood relief. Little dotty.
Hot dotty.
Yep.
And little dotty.
It's just a little version of hot dotty.
If you didn't know that.
So yeah, if you're local, get some little, little dotty tonight
and some pea terries tomorrow.
Get you some food, Hoss.
We posted something on the story.
It's the community found the Hill Country Community Foundation
That is the charity, you know, I'm gonna step up and say something too
I meant to say this early in the show notes, but we got derailed by a DJ bean text
So obviously
I'm on cameo
This is very dumb and it's like a little thing. But like all if through like
Cameo. This is very dumb and it's like a little thing, but like,
Oh, if they're like, uh, if you hit me up on Cameo, I'll just donate everything to the Hill Country foundation community
foundation through this weekend.
Oh, it's a fun.
I like doing cameos.
Uh, it's a fun way to, uh, I don't know.
I'll just, I'll do your video.
Send me, send me stuff.
I'll screenshot it.
Hit me on Cameo and everything you request a video. I'll do it. And then I'll screenshot it, donate me on Cameo and everything. Request a video. I'll do it.
And then I'll screenshot it, donate it all to the Hill Country Foundation.
What a guy. He'll get it on record for you.
I'll get it on record. Yeah. Just look me up on Cameo. I think I'm still active on there.
I should have known this before coming in. I'm real prepared, but anyway,
we'll post it on the story. All right. You're going to P Terry's.
That's your weekend of fun.
What else you got?
That'll be tomorrow for lunch.
To be honest, I don't have much planned for this weekend.
I got, I haven't really done much in Austin the past like two months.
I mean, I've been moving in all that.
So I'm looking to maybe step out and have an Austin weekend.
Maybe I'm going to, I'm going to Texas Gordo, my friend Gordo to Covis,
point your toes west.
Uh, there's a pop punk cover band. It's actually more emo that will be, uh, performing on Friday.
So I might see if he wants to go to that show.
It's called emotion Avenue.
You don't have any motion.
Oh, emotion.
Emotion Avenue.
So maybe go try to do that.
Maybe just, you know, work on moving in some more,
hang some stuff, but I wanna get out there.
You gotta move in, bud.
You gotta move in.
How do they differ from Yalla Boy?
Yalla Boy, I think they're about the same.
I think they might do some more deep cut emo songs.
They're pretty, I would say they're the Venn diagram.
There's a lot of overlap, but you know.
You understand what he means by Venn diagram? Yeah, I understand what that means. Yeah, diagram, there's a lot of overlap, but you know. You understand what he means by Venn diagram?
Yeah, I understand what that means.
Yeah, that's the part has a lot of overlap.
So might do that.
Mike, is it just out in the sun?
I'd like to drink a margarita somewhere.
I just want to go out,
because the weekend after that I'm going to be in Seattle.
So I want to do some Austin shit this weekend.
You should just do what Dr. McKenzie did. Maybe I'll just recreate his weekend. That do some Austin shit this weekend. You should just do it.
Dr.
McKenzie.
Maybe I'll just recreate his week.
Oh, that, that sounded like a very expensive weekend.
Yeah.
I have to tell you.
Yeah.
Must be nice.
Um, Dylan, man, once you sober up, what are you going to get into, bud?
Oh boy.
Uh, one of the main priorities this weekend is to just get a bit of a base tan.
So I gotta look good for Cape Cod.
Going to Cape Cod next weekend.
You know, I gotta keep this tan.
Did you decide on the pocket square?
It's very controversial.
I purchased a pocket square.
You did?
Yeah.
You don't have to wear it.
So I have different blue tones in my outfit.
I have a light blue shirt,
little tan jacket, light blue button down, navy slacks.
I got a white linen pocket square with blue trimming on it,
just to add to the blue.
Are you sure?
Yeah, because it said slate blue on the website,
and I purchased it from.
So yeah, I have a pocket square.
I don't even know how to fold up a pocket square.
I'll figure it out. I don't even know how to fold up a pocket square.
I'll figure it out.
I don't think it's complicated.
Don't overdo it.
Okay.
Should I just stuff it in?
Kind of, yeah.
You don't want to be the folded up like a Randy Wood origami shit.
It's going to be very tasteful.
I want to look like the guy who doesn't know how to fold a pocket square.
That's kind of the vibe I'm going with.
It's a really weird vibe to go in with, but I kind of see the vision.
See what I mean?
I'm not saying I'm free with it, but I get it.
Like this car looks really good and his pocket square is not perfect.
Yeah.
He probably doesn't know how to fold it.
I'll be like, look, hand up.
I don't know.
You can tastefully stuff it in there.
You want it to look a little bit like she said, I'm sorry.
I don't, I don't know what I'm doing.
Your immaturity on this podcast has gotten out of control.
So yeah, I got to get a tan.
Uh, my uncle is coming in town.
I haven't seen him in a minute.
So we're going to step out and do a little metal ranchos outing on
Saturday with the whole, the whole squad.
We're gonna have a big group in there.
Okay.
So that'll be fun.
And that's pretty much all I have.
I'm going to hang out with a little guy, probably do some more baseball practice.
He's got season rapidly approaching.
Maybe go toss it around.
Yeah, we're going to throw it around a little bit and catch it.
Yeah.
Snap a shot like a gator.
What about you dumbass?
What's your weekend looking like?
Yeah, dumbass. What are you going ass? What's your weekend looking like?
Yeah.
Dumb ass.
What are you going to do this weekend?
Dumb ass.
I don't really have much lined up.
It kind of went hard Monday night for my wife's birthday.
She's got, she's got Mahjong tonight.
She's got a Mahjong related birthday party tomorrow night where they're all going out. So I'm basically like what I'm saying here is
like, she kind of has acknowledged like, you could go
do something this weekend. And I'm like, yeah, I know. So I
could maybe go, I don't know. Four seasons, maybe have a dirty
martini, maybe have a couple of glasses of red wine.
Maybe a little, uh, cum cane, whatever you're doing.
And, um, have myself a weekend.
I probably won't.
I'll probably, um, watch the end of love Island, probably watch the last couple episodes of
the bear.
Um, been wanting to rewatch, uh, some, there's
some movies, some, some classics I've been wanting to rewatch them.
I'm thinking I'm going to rewatch Donnie Brasco.
Uh, always a classic.
Um, I don't know, man, it's just going to be a, it's going to be a dad has
to get the yard looking good.
I'm gonna have to mow at some point in the next couple of days.
It got a little away from me with all the rain
And I was being out of town
So what I just told you you're probably sitting there if you're like a cool 24 year old like oh man
Oh Blaine's here get Blaine in here. No way knock on the window get Blaine in here
Blaine come here
Our accountants here. He's about to make his appearance. Go sit down, Hawes
Ah, you're always camera ready.
Austin, you look nicer than any of us in here.
Let me let me get you.
Get that mic in front of your face.
You got number four.
What a treat.
What a treat this is.
Meeting of the Titans.
Hello, hello.
You can pull it towards you.
This guy helps us cook our books.
You know, the cookie is.
Yeah, you didn't do that.
How you doing, big dog?
Good. What's going on?
What are you doing?
Dropping off some shirts for Brett.
Nothing for us, huh?
Well, my presence.
You're taking us to lunch.
I know.
You guys want to go.
You want to call this early and we're about 50.
So I just given my trash as we can.
I got some tuna salad waiting and waiting for me at home.
Don't violate that.
He puts a glass. So tonight I got in one last night.
OK, well, it sounds like we need to go soak it up.
Daddy's got a bit of a hangy.
Oh, I know.
Tuesday, a bit of a hang.
Yeah, man, just completely normal behavior.
I guess you're a five year old. I guess you don't party.
No, I don't. Not on Tuesday. Shocker.
Well, can I just watch the watch you guys close it out?
Yeah.
Yeah, that's what we're about to do.
Why don't you plug?
What's your services?
We're going to bill you for that though.
Sure.
Well, Maxwell Lock & Ritter is where I work.
Thank you.
Your accounting firm.
And then you can find me at Blaine T Martin on the socials.
What's your weekend? I'm really, really'm really, uh, really weekend and fun.
You've done pause before you used to have your own.
I have.
Yeah, I did.
No, well, I don't think it's still up there, but, um, you playing golf.
I'm not, let's see.
I think I got a kid's birthday party on Saturday.
We don't want to hear about that.
Yeah.
That's about it.
It's pretty, pretty, uh, washed weekend.
Am I right?
Oh, thank you.
Oh, he did the thing.
And he emphasized the D2.
He did. He really did.
Like the only Dillon's the one emphasizing Edie.
Blue shoe.
This guy can't get hard.
It's not nice at all.
School, man.
What else? Pretty cool.
That's all. That's all.
Thanks for Blaine in 2025.
I don't know a lot of dead air from this chair.
Okay.
All right.
Well, we'll see you guys for cringe week.
This is perfect.
This is perfect.
Yeah, perfect timing.
All right.
Ready to get out of here?
Yeah.
Bye. Thanks for watching guys!
