Circling Back - Group Dinners: Full Send & Family-Style

Episode Date: March 6, 2023

Fresh off playing 18 holes at Austin Country Club for the PGA Tour's media day, we somehow pulled it together enough to discuss our weekends in fun, the Vanderpump drama, getting a private car to your commercial flight, "points people" at restaurants, and family-style etiquette at group dinners. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low as $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel — www.youtube.com/circlingback Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (16:23) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (31:42) Vanderpump Drama, Y’all (46:36) Big Baller Shit (57:00) The Points Person at Restaurants (1:03:00) Family Style Etiquette Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) Chime: www.chime.com/steam Rothy's: rothys.com/steam (for $20 off first purchase) Athletic Greens: www.athleticgreens.com/circling (FREE 1 year supply of immune-supporting Vitamin D and 5 FREE travel packs with your first purchase) --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to to you live from Austin, Texas. My name is Will DeFries. My left, David Ruff. Man, was that technically a cold intro? Probably not. We fixed it, though. We righted the ship. It was a regular intro, Dave. Man, what are we going to do about this stuff that's going on out there in the world today? Like, such as, I quit my cabin crew job because of annoying passengers.

Now I model and make 480k euro a year like what like that is the important stuff i think everyone should quit their jobs and make almost 500 000 a year modeling there i will say this man there's a lot of money out there at austin country club the people who own those homes on the course they have to be doing pretty well those are pretty nice homes what do you, they have to be doing pretty well. Those are pretty nice homes. What do you think they make, like six figs? Six figures.

They're doing six. Six figs. Six figures. You don't buy 6,500 square feet on the golf course in that neighborhood without making six figs. You just don't. Dylan Chivry, ladies and gentlemen, I have a question for you, Dylan.

Um, okay. You can choose to accept this question or turn it down i'd like to hear it first before i decide if someone tasked you with making thirty thousand dollars a month on only fans oh what do you think like your fastest route to that is your feet or like you have to do it um you don't have to do it i'm doing i'm doing feet but i'm all if i'm gonna make 30k a month i gotta do meat shots too that's the only way i think you're right i gotta give the people what they want and that's what they want i think you build the hype with the feet and then i think one day you just go full meat yeah yeah yeah facts but

i'm doing lots of promo on twitter it's a feet and meat show yeah i'm gonna call it feet and meat you can promo using your that blur app that you love so much i love that you do love that you famously love that what if you just blurred your feet but left the other part i can't give away the goods like that gotta make him earn it well yeah that's what i'm saying blur your feet dude no one absolutely no one is firing a 108 at acc and then just dropping heat into the mic right afterwards no one's no one's doing 108 today no one's going 108 straight to just gas on was that what you shot i don't know yeah just a guess i don't either i wish i would have put on some sunscreen today.

I had that flush in the face. I had that one good shot, though. Yeah, dude, we all remember that one that you had. A part of the hardest hole? Yeah, for anyone out there, we apologize for being late today. We really do. Today, it was media day out at Austin Country Club for Dell Match Play. Since we are big-time media guys in the city we got the invite

i mean yeah not to brag but like we're kind of the the big time media boys if i'm being honest like the austin media scene is kind of small baller like we got the invite think about that yeah we're trash it was just us and a bunch of old school just austin radio guys who like legitimately like break news and stuff. Yeah, but. There were news guys on there, like from the TV. Right, but they're all just, they're just small, they're small baller local guys. They're not small baller, dude.

They're small baller. We're small baller. That's my whole point. We're small to mid-sized baller. Do you think they played better than us? Yeah, I do. No. Do you think they kept their scores?

Yeah, what's up? Dave is salty about the score. Yeah, what's up? Dave is salty about the score. Yeah, what's up with the no scorecard from you and Brett? Because there were several times I asked the group for scores, and y'all didn't deliver. And then I followed up, and I was like, hey, Will, and you still ignored me. No, no, I don't care about my score with you.

But you didn't say anything. No, I don't care about mine with you. So I had all these blanks on there. I was like, fuck it. If no one cares, I don't care. Brett recorded every one of my scores. Oh, my God. But Brett returned the cart and did not take the scorecard from the cart.

And so my scores are currently sitting in the bottom of a trash can at the cart barn at ACC. Well, you can't type it in your GN app. Exactly. Precisely. I'm trying to lower my handicap. I don't know if that would have done it. I don't like riding with him. I know.

It's tough. He's a tough guy. I literally said my score to you every time. And we get in there to eat. Am I? What was the damage? How we do here? Oh, I wasn't playing well, so I didn't keep score.

That's not what I said. And I missed a few holes. That's not what I said. Yes, it is. I said I didn't keep score because no one gave me their score. That's not what you said. Yeah, it is. You said you missed a few holes.

And you said you weren't playing good because you weren't keeping your own score. I missed a few holes because people weren't giving me their scores. Like if no one cares, then I'm going to stop caring. I think I can put together – I only need to remember seven holes at this point. So I need to go through and I need to figure that out. Yeah. I know the stretch that I had because Brett and I added up my score and we figured it out. I already put mine in.

You give yourself a 72? I put myself in for an 87. Did you fire an 87? I don't know, Dylan, because you didn't give me my scores. It's pretty common sense here. To be honest, if I don't trust the person next to me,

I will be the guy. How would you know? How would you know? Because you were playing with your ding-dong. Yeah. It's so selfish. I didn't play with dong one no he's right he's right what time you're driving the cart my people are telling you their scores you're like i'm not playing well fuck it man i'm gonna fuck their shit that's not what happened oh my god that's not what happens people started picking up and like not finishing holes it was one of those rounds it was like uh whatever like no one like everyone stopped carrying. No, I didn't.

I never stopped carrying. Did you finish every hole? Yes. You did? I didn't pick up at all. I did. I carded two triples. Doesn't matter though.

One of them on a par three. Not great. It's actually a snowman. No, it's not a snowman. That's six. That's bad math. You turn it upside down. That math ain't mathin'.

We're not doing that. Sammy said that last night. That math ain't mathin'? Yeah. not doing that. Sammy said that last night. That math ain't mathin'? Yeah. Love Island Boys, patreon.com. I can't wait. Plus our comeback podcast. I cannot wait.

God. Big week this week. Last week was Casa Amor, which is always the most fun week of the year. This upcoming week, we seem to have movie night, where people find out- Hold on. Dave's never going to be my partner again. Yeah, I respect that. If I have my way, you're right.

It's done. I 100% don't want to be. We had fun. We had some laughs in there. Yeah, and then we found out after the round that I just effed myself. I don't know what I shot. We had a good time. I record a handicap. Is it rude of me to, like, if I don't trust the person that I'm riding with, and this is typically at Lions municipal golf course

where they don't always have scorecards, that I will just record it in my notes app because I don't trust them? No, it sounds like you learned a lesson. Well, if I will just record it in my notes app because I don't trust them. No, you got to keep pulling your phone out? Sounds like you learned a lesson. Well, if I've learned anything from scorekeeping in a certain game called Do You Know It? It's that sometimes you got to keep your own score and make sure that you know things. David, if that was our last run together, it was a good one, man.

I had fun with you. Yeah, it was a fun day. You told some good jokes, man. It was a fun day. I was on fire. Remember that one joke you told me? Which one? i had the whole crowd hooting and hauling he was in his bag if you just know that if i'm riding with you in general this is to anyone out there if i ever play golf with you and i'm riding with you i'm gonna find something that i don't like that you

do during that i'm gonna talk shit about you next time i ride with somebody else i'm gonna be like yeah fucking dylan didn't keep score last time. We had fun, man. What's the worst thing that someone can do on the golf course when you're in the car with them? Probably commit murder. Is it not look for balls with you? Commit murder. Is it? Spend too long looking for balls.

That's my thing. I spend like 15 seconds. It's just a golf ball. I'm just going to move on with my life. Yeah, you got a bunch of matte black Volvics you can go play with anyway. So who cares? Those are very hard to find. Yeah, yeah.

It's very impractical. Actually, I hit two of them, and I lost it each time. Dude, it's like that's such a dork golf ball. It could be the middle of a fairway. I'm not even going to see it. Bubba played Volvic for like one year. Did he play Matt Blacks? And he absolutely just tanked.

He tanked to like 220. He's like, I'm crazy. I'm playing highlighter green balls. And next thing you know, he probably dropped out of the top 100. Now he's on a live tour. Is he on live? They sat in a conference. No, he's not.

Is he? Yeah, he is. They sat in a conference room and they were like, what are we going to call our golf company? They came up with Volvic. Sounds like Volva. Jesus. Hey, dude, shout out to Bubba Watson's Live profile.

What team is he on? Dude, probably the Aces. Can't believe Dave's never playing golf with me again. He's got a fucking stacked team. HV3, Thomas Peters, and the Gooch. T-Gooch. That team sucks. Thomas Peters is a dog, dude. Taylor Gooch. T-Gooch. That team sucks. Thomas Peters is a dog, dude.

Taylor Gooch. So is Varner. Not that great. Ian Breder, boys. What team are they? They're not. Hard to say. Hey, can I get some announcements out of the way?

Looks like he's on the comers. Can I get some announcements out of the way? Yeah. Is he really on the comers? No, that's not really a team. Some big stuff. This Friday, guys. This Friday, South by Southwest will be in Austin, Texas.

We're going to be at the Midwest House. The Midwest House is a, what would you call it? An installation? Just a South by kind of destination on Rainy Street at the Half Step Bar. I've never been to the Half Step. I'm excited to go for the first time. I've been looking up some photos on the internet, which is something you can do. You Google image search. And let me tell you, this this bar looks dope so we'll be there four to six uh

if you get there early i promise you you'll probably get a free drink so just make sure you get there early is it four to six three i'm sorry it's on three to five who wrote this what okay no no i appreciate you taking the l i appreciate you taking the l three I appreciate you taking the L. Three to five. What are you doing, Randy? It's like you don't want anyone to show up. Randy didn't go to the course. He just stayed here on smoked weed all day. Did you smoke weed all day, Randy? Smoked weed every day.

Oh, God, Randy, I swear to you. I mean, Randy's going to show up at four either way. Three to five. This dude's never been on time to a WASH media event his entire life. Three to five. Maybe we'll parlay it and do an after party. Who knows? Or maybe I'll just go home and go to after party i don't know or maybe i'll just come and go to bed yeah we'll do both are in play how long how long is the way for 120 people to match hey i'm gonna text ice and i'm gonna see if mike can get us into his bar we've got 58 people with us it's not a bad idea god well that's me just

like just pounding beers. Good. Man, you're already thinking about those Friday beers. Yeah, yeah. I too like beers on Friday. I've been on a beer kick lately, man. You're a famous, famously knowledgeable craft beer guy. Yeah, yeah. No, everything there is to know. You like craft beer just about as much

as you like chicken fried steak. Ooh, love chicken fried steak. what's your favorite craft beer right now it's hard it hard to say it hard to say oh i did the thing yeah i did the thing i'll be there man friday yeah absolutely pounding beers you said what's the address code? It's FlirtyCasual, dude. FlirtyCash, dog. Everyone knows that. I'm going to have to be on my flirtiest.

Also, I got some big news. Tomorrow, exactly five minutes on Patreon. Patreon.com slash Shrugging Back Podcast. Get your prompts in. I'm going to be posting a little prompty thing on the old Instagram story thing. Okay. It's going to happen. Prompty.

The week after that, be touching based the week after that will be randy's uh uh game show because he famously is already going to be hung over from a bachelor party the following week and doesn't want to do his game show then so he can do it the week before he could no i respect hey is this a real thing yeah be happy hey at least he's telling us wait at least he's being upfront notice with us. He's going to be hung over from the basketball game. The game shows on Tuesday. I know, but that's how old Randy is now. He's about to be 30, dude.

April 5th, he turns 30. No one handles hangovers as poorly. Randy said no. He's turning 25. No one handles them as poorly as Randy does. I know. I know. So wait, we moved something?

Because you know you're going to be hung over. This is going to be a multiple day hangover. I just requested that instead of doing the last Tuesday, that we did the Tuesday before, because I don't know how my voice will be. As you can tell, I drank this weekend too, because I'm fucking frat. Dude, Randy is so frat.

We shouldn't have played golf today. No, we're frat. We're coming apart at the seams speaking of frat are we doing worst of spring break hard to say chill out Randy why don't you leave the Patreon stuff to your boy

maybe that'll be the last thing of the month since it won't be Randy's game show since he's already going to be hung over it's a preemptive move he preemptively rescheduled. I'd rather know now that we have to reschedule it than like, you know, Monday when he's like, Hey, is there any way you guys? Shut up.

Are you going to drink on the Sunday of that bachelor party? Yeah, because he's frat. Yeah, probably, dude. Where is the bachelor party? Wow, you're so frat. It's here. Okay, dude. What?

There's not even a travel day involved. You're just going to go so hard. He never's here. Okay, dude. What? There's not even a travel day involved. You're just going to go so hard. That means he never has to sober up, dude. In your hometown. Yeah. Are y'all getting a house? How are you going to get to the bars if you're 17? They're getting Airbnb.

I said I'm not going to spend money to stay in my own place. So I'm going to spend so much more at the bars. Because he's frat. So you're staying in your own bed. You're worried about how bad off you're going to spend so much more at the bars. Because he's frat. So you're staying in your own bed. You're worried about how bad off you're going to be on Tuesday. What don't you get about that I'm frat that you don't understand? I mean, dude, look. I, too, was in a fraternity.

I, too, was only one G'd in this room. Famously a G'd. Yeah. I got a kid. That's pretty frat. That's frat. That's frat. They wanted you to Jeet. Yeah. I got a kid. That's pretty fresh. That's fresh. They wanted you to fresh. Yeah.

I was playing hard to get. The way he was talking about this, it was like he was going to go to Columbia. Yeah. No, no, no. I'm going to be in Cabo until Sunday night. He's not even getting on a plane. Yeah.

No, dude's going to sleep in his own bed one of the nights. He's going to take a 10-minute Uber or something. There's a 100% chance that he sleeps in his own bed at least one of the nights of this bachelor party. Dude's already too hungover to come to work on a Tuesday. I love it. Oh, my God. This is fun. Randy's different.

This is fun. Randy's different. You just got flamed. Our final announcement today, the Brunch Boys. You guys familiar with Pete Blackburn and DJ Bean? Nope. Oh, yeah. They've done little mini episodes on their Patreon for all the Oscars episodes.

Go check them out. Last year, I remember being the biggest time of year for the Brunch Boys and the Oscars are famously this Sunday and we famously lifted

the bit from them of saying famously. And so I think we need to pay it forward by imploring everyone to go check out Brunch's Oscar mini episodes. For a minute,

I thought you were reading copy that they sent you. No, I kind of wish they would have sent copy. It'd be funny. I'd like to see what Yeah, it would have been good. For a minute, I thought you were reading copy that they sent you. No, I kind of wish they would have sent copy. It'd be funny. I'd like to see what they can come up with. Yeah, it would have been good. Without further ado, it's time to recap this weekend of fun.

Presented by our good friends at Roback. You know I was Robied out today on the golf course. I had that Roback polo shirt. I had the Roback hoodie. I had it all, baby. Dylan's rocking the hat right now. I'm still rocking the polo. I had that rowback polo shirt. I had the rowback hoodie. I had it all, baby. Dylan's rocking the hat right now. I'm still rocking the polo. I don't smell good.

Polo smells actually fine. It moisture-wicked its heart out today. I smell like ass right now, but my hat looks clean. You don't smell bad. You do. I can smell myself. You smell.

Yeah, I thought so too. So do you, David. Yeah. Love me some rowback, y'all. Honestly, I got excited to put on my rowbackuck today last year i wore the exact same outfit i wore this year pretty much and people were hollering about how clean i looked who was who was it that was hollering about everybody dude our dms were like full zuckerberg was like calling from meta headquarters and he was like dude y'all gotta stop wearing this roebuck you think he just calls them the Meta Quarters? Yeah. The MQ.

Yeah, that's pretty much all I've got. Yeah. Go check out Rovac. They're our boys. Yeah, we love Rovac. Did y'all see this new Sweeney that dropped today? Dude, chill out, Dave. Is she wearing Rovac?

Because if not, we'll save it. I hadn't seen it. Did she do a brand activation with Rovac? They went as Sweenes? They did a collab for her new bikini line that's tight i would absolutely wear a bikini made out of the roback moisture wicking polo material go use backer 20 for 20 off at roback.com that's r-h-o-b-a-c-k backer 20 for 20 off go make it happen dylan what'd you get into this weekend my dude oh thanks for asking will yeah dude i actually saw you guys on Friday night.

Had a nice little dinner at a place called Kanji, and I'll tell you what, I've been thinking about that food ever since. It is so freaking fantastic. You like the dinner. It smells great in there. All those, you know, was it jerk spices and whatnot

flying around? Just lights me up. You call it a jerk you are what you eat yeah that pepper pot dog are you kidding yeah dude no one's eating wild boar on a friday night that shit was absolute gas that was some tender wild boar normally wild boars a little gamey a little thick ah you like tender did i have the absolute pleasure of sitting at dinner and dylan's like well i've never heard of this place. What's its deal? And I looked at him, and I was like,

it literally just got written up in the New York Times as one of the top 50 restaurants in America. I had no idea. You were just astonished that we were there. Then I tried it. I was like, okay, I kind of get it now. Were you really not familiar with it? Only thing I know about it is what Will's been,

he's been gassing it up in here. Shacked out JPG. I didn't know the word had been out like that, though. Just straight up public. Sounds like you owe them an apology. I didn't know the word had been out like that, though, you know? Just straight up public. Sounds like you owe them an apology. I don't think I do. You weren't really familiar

with their game. I'm sitting here talking about how good the food was, David. Yeah. Well, the New York Times already done that. They have a much bigger platform.

They don't need you to talk about how good it is, dude. Anyway, I had a good time with you guys, actually, surprisingly. Saturday, Parks had a buddy over a little sleepover action.

They had a good time, man. They built a fort? They did build a fort. I helped them. What was the main material used? Pillows? Structurally sound? They did a fort in his bedroom.

He has a bunk bed. So it's easy to attach up top. And then it's an easy situation. I took a king sheet and just made it. Did y'all? Oh, I was going to say, yeah. I famously received that bed at your place. Did y'all lay your own re at your place did y'all lay

your own uh rebar or did y'all call on a sub uh this was a very temporary like kid style for it we didn't actually need a sub for it any load-bearing walls our house has quite a few of them yes but in the fort uh no no just needed to hold up a sheet okay woke up sunday morning cooked uh parks and his buddy a dope breakfast fluffy pancakes crispy bacon some i don't trust your pancakes yeah right now what's that methodology i make dope pancakes but from scratch y'all know shit about my pants you're not doing scratchy johns oh fuck yeah i am i don't know i'm making for you dog they're gas really you'll make me pancakes yeah they're fluffy, man.

I'll drink your milkshake. I'm talking fluffy Johns like this. Okay. What's your batter of choice? He makes this from scratch. From scratch. Oh, you're not using any? You're not using store brand batter?

No. Straight up like flour and baking soda and vanilla extract. Do you put a touch of cinnamon in there? No cinny. Okay. I don't hit them with that cinny. What about- They're very good.

Do you ever put any fruit in there? Maybe some chocolate chips or too much suge? I haven't yet. I might experiment with some blueberries at some point. I get why you have hesitations about it. Real ass maple syrup. I understand. They're so good.

Okay, picks. Fun fact about me, I've never cooked a pancake. I have. Well- My dad taught me how to make homemade ones. You probably fuck up. Yeah, as I've never cooked one. I don't make homemade ones now.

I want to be upfront and honest about that. I am very much a, like, whatever, stonewall kitchen dude. It's quite a process. They're obviously not hard to make, but it's a process. A lot of ingredients, and it's a whole thing, man. Is it weird? Is it annoying that you have to microwave everyone separately? I don't do that.

I don't do that. What's the difference between a pancake and a flapjack? Nothing. This is what you call them? Is it the same thing? Have you ever had a silver dollar pancake? You're so embarrassing, dude. No offense.

Just a little tiny Jones. You're so embarrassing. Once my buddy told me- I don't know who to look at here. My buddy told me he was like- Dylan's over there being funny, and Will's over here talking about little Jones. Yeah.

Just little tiny silver dollars. My buddy told me to get silver dollar ones one time, and I've never looked back. I don't care about your fucking silver dollar bullshit. What kind of syrup are you using? I'm talking about dope-ass pancakes. What kind of syrup? Real-ass maple syrup, dawg.

Mm-hmm. Did you make that from scratch, too? Yeah. You go out to the tree and- I did not make that from scratch. Did you suck it out of the tree? Did you forage any boysenberries for these things? What's your problem?

You don't care about Parks' friend? A few minutes ago, I said I would make you pancakes. I am no longer going to make you pancakes. No, no, you're not the dude. Don't do that. Don't take the offer back. I'm not going to make you pancakes. I am no longer going to make you pancakes. No, no, you're not to do that. Don't take the offer back. I'm not going to make you pancakes. You're not allowed to take the offer back. They're so good.

Next time I do it, I'll invite you all over. Usually, I have so much batter left over, I have to throw some out. Hey, ba-da-ba-da-ba-da. Hey, ba-da-ba-da. So wing, ba-da. This is not a good show. No, it's good. That's pretty much all I had to say about my Sunday.

The rest of Sunday was fine. We didn't even drink. It was fine. We didn't even drink. It was fine. We didn't drink. People were wondering. We went to Home Sliced Pizza last night. You played your Zahar card that early in the week. Little Sunday Zahar.

That early in the week. Ruined it for the week. Was it worth it? Man, it was. There was a table by us where this, it was, actually, I shouldn't even bring it up. This guy was like berating this little kid and it got super uncomfortable like brittany and i were like shook it was bad oh not to throw a blanket over the weekend i thought you're gonna say this guy ate like three pizzas by himself yeah

i thought he was berating a child i thought you were gonna say that like you got such a good pizza that he looked over and said like oh i should should have gotten that. And then you told us a very different story. You're making a joke out of this. No, you told a very different story. It switched the vibe all up. Was it his kid? I think it was his girlfriend's son. Okay.

Okay. Shitty stepdad guy. Let's fuck him up. It was sad, man. What was the thing? Was it you? I don't know. Who?

No, it was Dan. Dan. Dan Regester put a thing up about being uh the aggressive stepdad from the movies on his instagram story well you guys remember back when i had to go undercover as a kindergarten teacher back in the day and like one of my students found out like his dad was being like really fucked up to him so i beat the shit out of him in front of like the entire school really yeah that's crazy killed some people later on i didn't know they let podcasters go undercover at schools well it it was when i was an undercover cop oh okay we were working a lead is that when you got that

mustache yep it's a good mustache what'd you do this weekend david you look like the I am not a cop parody account on Twitter. Have you seen that one? No. It's funny. Have you found that you have fewer tickets, you get fewer speeding tickets since growing your mustache? Do you think it's getting you out of stuff because of the solidarity? I don't want to talk about it because I've been on

a pretty good streak. Yeah, you don't want to jinx that. And not only that, but there is something on my car that needs to be fixed, updated, a tag, if you will, and just kind of flying close to the sun here. Oh, I'm flying directly into it with how I've been operating with my registration. I just, I don't know. You know me, man. I'm very anti-authority

kind of the bad boy this shit anyway yeah i had a similar weekend at dylan's minus the zock hard i went uh we all went to is it we decided is it kanji kanji yeah call the restaurant you can listen to their uh voice or you can listen to their like answering machine and that's how i really solidified doing it um it's probably my favorite meal I've had in Austin in a couple years. Not that Sammy's or some of the other good places aren't really good. It's just different. Different cuisine that I don't really make a lot of. I don't really make my own curry.

I'm never surprised to learn that. I've never had a meal like that in general. It's a very unique restaurant. Shout out to the Caribbean and their food. We should talk family style etiquette. I think we can couple these up. I think we can couple these up. We could talk family style because it is recommended you do family style.

Anyway, Saturday, big outdoor day. Rhodes has one of those stride bikes. Rhodes is my son if you're new here. He's two. It's one of those ones where you sit down, but your feet touch the ground. There's not pedals. So basically he's like, it's like a bike minus pedals and his feet are on the ground. So he can propel himself forward on it. He's Fred Flintstone. Kind of. And he wanted to go up and down our driveway and our neighbor's driveway for about two hours. So I sat outside and did that, uh, hit the range range had a nice saturday mowed the lawn it was

very productive i was very tired saturday night saturday night as i sat down to watch the uh john jones fight card which uh was quite electric had a good time and then yesterday i don't even remember i really don't i didn't do much sunday man I really don't I didn't do much Sunday man watch the last of us good episode I couldn't tell by Twitter

if people liked it or not yeah the week prior was controversial did we get an Ellie bottle episode I started that last night that was the previous week oh I don't know who Ellie is

really I don't even know who Ellie is did you see this red wedding just wait episode one is long I felt I had to still have to finish it you want to hear something weird i think next week's the finale and it's like 46 minutes long dylan dude we're we as a group are not allowed to say that things

are too long because we watch five episodes of love island a week and dave even watches unseen bits now i watched unseen bits saturday yeah that's that's an addendum to my weekend and fun. Love that journey for you. It's a low-risk investment. If you look at your phone and miss something, it doesn't matter. It's just an unseen bit. It's great. You still didn't see it. You saw him.

No, you still don't see it because you're looking at your phone. Guys, some bits are better left unseen. Thanks, guys. Go ahead, Will. You know what it is? I feasted on some Caribbean food, and i woke up feeling great on saturday morning so you know i mean i sat around i watched a little soccer i uh i enjoyed myself um and then i got a last minute invite to go out to dinner with you guys know this guy barrett dudley retail therapyail therapy podcast, Oysters, Clams, and Cockles.

Recently engaged Barrett Dudley. Facts. Big facts. So we went and ate pizza. That makes two nights in a row that I went to the east side of Austin, Texas, which means that I'm officially young and hip again. And that's what I do. And then Sunday watched a soccer game where things didn't go as planned. Hey, I'm going to just cut you off there so you don't have

to talk about that. You went to Bufalina. Am I allowed to say that? See. New location. Yes. Same good pizza? Yes. Okay. Because the old location was some of my favorite in town. Yes. So Bufalina was this east side pizza spot and they left and went to some other location and now they have a brand new spot again on the east side, but a little further down. Not in their old spot. Still hits. Pizza's still absolutely fire. Okay.

Ate some natural, or drank some natural wine. You guys familiar with this natural wine stuff? It's wine that's natural. Oh. Is it human decanted? Someone actually made that joke at dinner. Yes, we wanted it decanted. And someone said something about human. I think it was Bar Yes, we wanted it decanted. And someone said...

Who? Something about human. I think it was Barrett, actually. Really? Yeah. That seems like a will join. No, no. I don't make human decanting jokes

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Not fucking great, Dylan. Not great. I'm sorry to hear that. It's okay. In the cart? Yeah, he likes it. He likes the cart. He likes the cart.

But Sunday night at the new grocery store in town, just asking for trouble. Too busy. One time I got trucked at the grocery store when I was a little kid. I ran out from an aisle and this lady T-boned me. I lived.

I was fine. But it's a memory that's burned into my head. Did you guys ever get left at the store or anything? Oh, yeah. Terrified. Randy had way too quick

of a reaction to that. You go up to the cashier and they get on the mic. I never had that. God, I love you. Oh, boy boy i got lost on mackinac island one time were you driving no you can't drive there dude everyone knows that there's no cars only horse and buggy that's i'll just follow around some random dude with tan legs

and boat shoes on thinking it was my dad turns out it's every dude on mackinac island are you allowed to drive a unicycle out there probably yeah it's a form of bicycle probably have to get a special permit no probably not i don't think you, it's a form of bicycle. Probably have to get a special permit. No, I don't think. Probably not, man. I don't think you do. It's like half a bike. You think a cop's going to pull you? Sir?

Yeah. You got any documentation for that? You understand how slow you're going, son? Quite slow. I'm on a unicycle. Yeah, you're holding up the horse track. There's only one wheel. Mm-hmm.

More pedals than Rhodes' bike still. That's fair. It doesn't make sense. Rhodes needs to step his pedal game up. No, Fred's got one of those bikes. He's just yabba-dabba doing it up. It's cool because he likes to ride it around the house and bump into me. Does he ghost ride it?

No, he hasn't done that yet. That's weird. Yeah. Does he know how to doggy? Yeah, he does know how to doggy. I taught him how to dog He's a child. Does he know how to Dougie? Yeah. Yeah, he does know how to Dougie. I taught him how to Dougie. Taught him, taught him how to Dougie. Fuck.

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raquel and like then they got engaged like what's happening there we knew something was going on when uh andy cohen tweeted and teased that there could be a bombshell dropped in the bravo universe and it turns out he was right i would have guessed it's about the housewives or something well it's just weird because like katie was married to tom for like 12 years no shit yeah like facts and like then they got divorced and then like rick raquel started calling Lala a hypocrite. Wait, why though? Which I thought was not right. Who wronged who though?

Well, I don't know. Because then Raquel was having an affair with another guy named Tom, Tom Sandoval. She went double Tom on him? Tom Tom. And Tom, other Tom, Sando. He was essentially married to Ariana for like nine years ariana grande i call him tom tom sendovall because he fucking sends it he doesn't care he flies into the sun just straight up like you know what i'm gonna risk it all right that's the noise it makes when he's sending it

do y'all think Tom No. 1 was like... Do you think he was like a smokescreen? Do you think he was like... Just like, you know, put there? Do you think he was... Do you think he's a crisis actor? What? Hold on. Let's explore this.

I'm going to start pulling at the thread. What? I couldn't tell you anything about Vanderanderpump rules what i just what where is this show like so this is a bravo universe show correct yeah it sounds like there's one rule and that's that there are no rules i like that is some it's i know the name lisa is lisa vanderpump somebody she's probably the name she's the met yeah i think that's her name she's like the main boss lady oh my god what dave i just i was looking for a write-up on yahoo entertainment and this under the reality t section vanderpump rules star raquel Levis claps back at James Kennedy, claiming Raquel, quote, doesn't suck dick often, end quote.

Those are some wild allegations. Do we need to be in on this? No, dude. Love Island's over? Yeah, maybe after Love Island's over, maybe we just go full Vanderpump. I don't know, man. I just don't know about that one. one why are you not trying to add more shows to your rotation i am but i don't think vanderpump rules is going to be in that rotation

you feel me on that it's pretty sad i have to i'm like sitting around telling my buddies they're like have you started uh drive to survive on netflix yeah i'm like ah no i'm kind of deep in this like challenge reunion uh in my five episodes of love Island every week. Like I'm just watching the shittiest television of all time. I don't, don't talk about love Island like that, please. There's not shitty television.

People think I'm like over gassing up the show. And yes, it is my first season watching it. I love it. I know you do. Like, yes, obviously we have a financial interest in like y'all loving it

but it's it has been really fun watching it there's i mean i've been watching it for what since 2020 now three years later we finally have we finally have a show about it it's the best we need to be ground floor on this so when it finally like blows up in the states like we're like the go-to pod for it you know i think i think one of us should try to go on the united states first it's gonna be tough because we're all three married also in our mid to late 30s i'm also not shredded i would be the oldest person on the show don't really be the oldest would i be the most out of shape person to ever go on the show no offense but yes i think i would i think i think i'd be the least shredded person ever to be on the

show i can i can work out for six weeks with a trainer and a nutritionist, and I would go on there and still look like shit compared to those guys. Yeah. Yeah. For sure. The metabolism of a 23-year-old doesn't work the same way ours does. I famously won't go on that show anymore now that you're not allowed to smoke cigarettes on the show. I don't smoke cigarettes, but I want to at least have the option to do it on the show. God.

I would be sent home very quickly. That's awesome. I would be the person who doesn't get any air time because I just go to bed at eight. Like this old guy with the mustache, he won't stop talking to me. It's really weird. Yeah.

I got the ick. Dave was sleeping in the doghouse and he was up at 5 a.m. He was just up doing chores and stuff. Yeah, Dave's been shadowboxing in the corner of the room for the last 20 minutes.'s gonna get his whoop up he also takes really long showers yeah oh yeah why's he peeing so much he's obsessed with that whoop he won't stop getting up out of bed to go pee like he he didn't he didn't party at all on saturday because he woke up with

a low recovery score in his intro video he didn't even do the heart hand emoji. He just chunked a deuce. I don't know how to do it. We got to be careful. We chose a terrible day to have new cameras in the studio. YouTube.com slash circling back. Wait, the new one's running right now? Yeah, dude.

I haven't seen it yet. It's an all-time bad day to have this happen after we've been playing golf all day. Which one's it been? I got sunblock face going. Dude, I got puffy eyes. Dylan had a straight-up cedar bomb come out of a tree from one of his drives. That shit was tight. You legit pulled –

That was tight. I smoked a tree so bad that a cedar bomb exploded out of it. Not cool, dude. There's someone sneezing over on the course right now. A maintenance guy's down bad. He's like, babe, I can't go out tonight. There's a house somewhere. There's a house under house under that tree and someone just getting smoked in the backyard they're gonna meet at lupe this shit was tight though wasn't it sounds so good what that shit

was tight it was kind of cedar bomb as far as i've ever done that out of all your out of bounds shots that was my favorite one yeah thank you yeah for sure hey uh guys sorry to interrupt y'all's fun but i got some breaking news. Tom Sandoval announced on Instagram that he would be taking a step back and taking a hiatus from his restaurants out of respect for his employees and partners. So very cool, Tom. What restaurants does he have? Just manufacturers. Does he own a lot of Rainforest Cafes?

No, he's BJ's Brewhouse. Is this manufactured drama? Yes. It's going to be all in season 10. It's going to be all in season 10. But it's working because now I'm talking about it and I kind of want to know more. V-Pump. There are people telling me out here that Vanderpump rules season two is better than Love Island.

I just don't believe it. Who the fuck's saying that? The format of one person that tweeted me. Well, I want to talk to this person. Can't be true. There's no way. It's too overly produced. Yeah.

It's bullshit. He did an apology via the notes app that he posted on Instagram why didn't he do it via i message like patrick reed great question this is what does he apologize for does he apologize for anything says hey i fully understand and deserve your anger you're spelled you are and you can't know okay stop you can't know. Okay, stop. You can't do the cash typing your apology. I have a theory that people use that because they don't know which you're to actually, like which one works there. So that's the safe route.

Just sound it out. Like the apostrophe. Just read you are. What you are makes sense here. You say it like it's so simple. I know. Yet 80% of people can't figure it out. 80%?

It's 40% of people that can't figure it out. This dum-dum's one of them. What do you apologize for? Absolutely nothing. Well, he doesn't actually. Well, I mean, look. It looks like he apologized for the extramarital affair with his wife's frenemy. That ain't cool, man.

I don't know what it was. That ain't cool. Freaking Tom. He just sent it, though. Sometimes you got to send it. Just like when I smoked that tree what it was. That ain't cool. Freaking Tom. He just sent it, though. Sometimes you got to send it. Just like when I smoked that tree and made that cedar bloom. You smoked tree? You went full send.

I did. That was crazy. Yeah. Damn, you went full send and smoked that tree, huh? Mm-hmm. Here we go. Smoke them if you got them. Oh, we're not doing that.

Do either of your wives watch like really shitty reality television no pretty much just me yeah um i don't count i don't count love island is really shitty reality television i think she did i hate to say this but i consider bravo to be the shitty reality television britney watches summer house i'm i'm interested i don't know if i'm interested but it feels bravo-esque we went through a million dollar listing phase by. I don't know if that's Bravo. But it feels Bravo-esque. We went through a million dollar listing phase. By shitty, I don't mean that the show's actually shitty. I just mean like shitty, like low. No one's pumped to say at a group dinner

that they only watch these shows. I watch Selling Sunset. I never watched that. Sally was never interested, so I never did it. It's fun when they show like the dope houses they're selling. It's not fun with all the drama. There's just one of the stupid drama shows. Sally never watches any of the other Bravo shows and things like that.

I'm kind of thankful for it, but I also can see myself getting really into it. There's soups pops, man. I get it. Super popular. Yeah. I put that together. I put two and two together. Yeah.

Yeah, I put that together. I put two and two together. Yeah, let's just watch his... God, I'm going to put her on blast. What's it? Normal People, which I've caught a little bit of, and I'm just like, man, I don't know why I'm watching. Dude, you should read the book. I don't think I'm going to.

That Chrisley one. Chrisley Knows Best, whatever. You guys heard of that one? Yeah, they're in trouble. Yeah, they're in trouble oh yeah they're in the big big turn the big boy clink yeah for what not soups pops uh not exactly tax evasion but some kind of white collar bullshit like that they um racketeering fraud they they defrauded folks out of money they got popped on a rico millions are they related to the merdaws

uh different last name i don't believe so same region though i think south carolina i think more of a north carolina guy i enjoy raising up taking my shirt off twisting around his head you're not pd pablo spinning it like a helicopter you follow me you see where he's going with this yeah uh following? Yeah. If you think that I'm not going to go find the Vegas bartender at the Cosmo, when we're there for T-Swift, you're crazy. Dave, I'm sorry I let you down about your score, man. It's fine, man. I was over.

I wanted to ride it. Our man's hitting with the 87. Will you give me a shot at redemption at some point? You do realize that there was a stretch. So here's why I don't have it just memorized. We started on eight, shotgun start. So I was playing. I doubled one or doubled eight shockingly but then i had a par street so many beers i had like uh i parred like five of the next seven holes and i was like i'm playing kind of well but i don't want to look at my scores i don't want to like get in my head about it i just want

to go out and have fun turns out i could probably help a player out i did look at the scorecard at one point and think it's fun dave's putting together a nice little round here 88 87 it's fine you didn't play as well after i thought dave's putting together a sneaky little triple the triple triple really hurt me but then i had that diet pepsi it's a game that diet pepsi did kind of bring us back i matched that regular pepsi button there's so much sugar in that i don't care i needed calories, dude. I was struggling. I was struggling out there.

You needed a clean Coke size. I needed calories, dude. But I did the absolute savage move of ordering a lime with mine. Dude. Y'all weren't ready for that. You were like, Honey Badger needs it now. And then she came through with the clutch Pepsi. Facts.

Only Pepsi products. Don't ask for a coke zero no you're not getting it sorry by the way she wouldn't give uh brett just a fresca that he asked for but she would give him a vodka with fresh she said it's only for mixers he's like can i just get the fresca like you know she said no no so he's like all right i guess i'll drink so he had a vodka fresca yeah did he like text her beforehand and be like hey when i ask for the fresco say no i have to have vodka with it that's a lot of work just to drink if that's the case he's got a serious alcohol problem that would be that would be the case oh shit plus like how did you even get her number yeah what's going there's a lot of questions here you know also zero snacks on that cart god famous i i think she had snacks on that card.

I think she had them on the card. I think she just wasn't allowed to give them to us because they weren't sponsored by the PGA Tour. I tried to slide her a dollar bill for a Nature Valley. She told me no way. She saved you. We got some dope swag, though. Oh, yeah. Shout out to my new Yeti duffel. New Yeti, John.

I'm going to carry just straight up cash in that thing Why? Just a bag full of cash That's unnecessary How much though? Just in case I need to drop it Like 60 bucks or something? I'm gonna have my bag guy carried around in his trunk They used to call me dime bag

Why? You smoked a lot of swag Because I had a bag full of dimes that i'd pay for my airheads at the convenience store with can you still buy a dime bag is inflation like just totally botched that it's just like dime bags everywhere just gasping for air it's one bowl dimeflation i couldn't even tell you how much is in a dime bag it's not very much i could tell you i could tell you how much is in a fake dime bag because i've bought plenty of them in my day and first we were talking about limes now we're

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You don't have any big baller shit that I'm interested in, man. I'm quite confident in that. All right. New VIP service at DFw airport will drive passengers to their plane you're not waiting in line you're not boarding the plane like everybody else you're getting a chauffeur what about tsa dog you still have to go through tsa and this swanky private chauffeur chauffeur why are you saying no i don't forget how to say chauffeur chauffeur it costs only five thousand dollars a year that's it i thought that was kind of a lot

no no it is i was being sarcastic yeah and there's also a lounge apparently they have this already at lax but i just this this, this seems unnecessary. Wait, I'm sorry. Do they take you like through the terminal to your gate or do they take you outside? They drive you up to the tarmac. Wait, this isn't private planes. These are, these are commercial flights. Yeah. How do you, most commercial flights you board through the jetway.

Can I, can I mash that like pre-check button and just get driven right up there can i get an uber that does this can i just can we can i just park down there myself can y'all just keep making jokes while i read this i'm trying to figure because now i'm confused i got a lot of questions why the fuck did why do they why does every airport make it impossible to get an uber at this point every single airport you go to it's like okay go to baggage claim then go out to where all the cars are that's no ubers will be there that's big airport then go across the way they go up three flights of stairs hit that elevator go towards the side blah blah it's just like it's the lobbyist working for those parking spot companies there's no lobby if there's a lobby it'd be a lot easier to follow can i break y'all off with some intel? Just come correct this time. Not only will a provided chauffeured BMW bring passengers to and from the jet bridge stairs of their commercial flight,

but it'll also take care of check luggage for the passenger, give private TSA and customs clearance, and white glove service before and after flights. What's white gloves? I know what it is, but it just creeps me out. White gloves. Come on, man. There will also be private suites and a private lounge, all designed to be reflective of DFW. It's like you want to feel –

DFW is not a good airport. You want to feel like you're flying private without flying private is what this is. Yeah. You're still going to end up sitting next to a guy like me. This is poser baller shit, if you ask me. Yeah, if you do this you do this that's i'm making fun of you you're on your small baller this would be way better that twitter me it's like ah he bought a blue check mark but it's like this dude bought uh show four at the airport yeah this dude bought a show four you can't do that and once he got a show for it right yeah you idiot you're sitting with the rest of us and fucking coach yeah cool poser yeah sweet

private vehicle the 34p dude yeah i found the plane just fine buddy you stupid idiot i'm gonna recline my seat like all the way back if i find out the guy behind me paid 5k for this i don't recline my seat and it's solely 100 because i feel bad for the person behind me you know what this used to be a thing. Everyone used to do it. Then one day someone decided, you know, that's like a faux pas now. I don't get mad when the person in front of me does it because I'm like, you know what? They don't care, and I respect that. That's why I only fly budget airlines because I don't think you can recline even if you want to.

That's why I only sit. You have to pay for it if you want to. But I also feel too bad. I only sit in the exit row on Southwest flights. I don't want to be the guy to do it because I just feel like a jerk but you shouldn't feel like a jerk i always want to have like a five-minute conversation with the person behind me before i do it to know what i'm dealing with like do i care if i ruin your flight hey player do you mind if i for me reclining a little bit that's not doing much like i may as well just not do it like sometimes i'm not gonna relax me

sometimes i'll do it like real slowly hoping they don't notice like i'll just inch like slowly you know i'm saying if they get up they get up and go to the bathroom i'm yeah it's over yeah you know your boy's gonna be at 86 degrees oh man uh last flight the flight to vegas the guy in front of me he lost one of his earbuds, fell out, and rolled back. So we're all looking for it, and he never found it. So that guy was walking around Vegas with one earbud. That's a tough scene. I might have just gone home. Here's my impression of me looking for the guy's earbud if I'm on the plane.

These are my headphones on my thing. I go like this. I look down. So you're not concerned. I'm completely ignoring him he's like oh he tried to point out he's like oh dude doesn't matter i'm like no it kind of matters he's a big baller you're gonna hate this yeah you're gonna be so mad at yourself when you when you go back in your head and think that you told someone it didn't matter and now you don't have a fucking

headphone what's worse losing sunglasses or losing earphones sunglasses because i think you build a personal relationship with sunglasses. Yeah, that's true. Or headphones, like whatever. I mean, don't get me wrong. I like my Raycons. The worst is when you used to have wired earbuds, and then you get them caught on something,

and they jerk you like that. It's the most humiliating thing. They do that for you? It's the most humiliating thing. Yeah, but I mean. That's what I saw someone do at the gym last week. They caught it on like a barbell. That should get you kicked out if you're doing that in the gym and he he was so if he was so defeated he's like i can't believe that just happened to me especially in in 2023 when no one else has wired earbuds anyway there's nothing more jarring when

those get ripped out that's what i'm saying it's it why is it so those get ripped out. That's what I'm saying. Why is it so shocking? I don't know. It's the worst. I'd rather be punched right in the face. Do y'all have AirPods? Ooh. Yeah. No, I don't.

They don't fit my weird ears. I got the old ones. I don't really like them. I got the old school ones. I don't really like them. They fall out of my ear a lot. Maybe we should get Raycons. I do have my Raycons.

They actually never fall out. They're not even sponsors anymore. But yeah, I had to fully pivot. I don't understand how people can go sit in the sauna with earbuds in. Dude, I was thinking about that when I was on vacation. Why? Because I don't go to the sauna very often because I don't join a gym. But I was looking around and you told me that people do this.

And I'm like, I don't feel comfortable being in this wet environment. I guess saunas are dry. Sauna, but like steam room too. But it's wet adjacent. You get sweaty as fuck in a sauna. It's wet adjacent. It's a sweaty boy in there. Not even because it makes you sweaty.

It's just I feel like my phone or my headphones are going to overheat. No, it'll be fine, man. It blows up in your ear. It'll be fine. My phone fell off of a beach chair into a puddle i'm sorry it survived these new phones they're low-key waterproof it's insane low-key i was so happy when it still worked i saw someone got like a little something on their phone one time and he just he just dunked it in a pool to like rinse it off it's like is that really the

move that sounds like a full sense it seemed to work out for him that that person makes more money than i do he fucking sent you know him does he make more money than me yeah yeah yeah like yeah that's not a move that i'm casually pulling i might do it if i'm like a couple drinks deep on vacation around like some friends but just sounds like he came in clutch with the phone dunk. Yeah. Dunking phone nuts. I don't know. All right, let's do something else. We should never play 18 before recording a podcast.

This has been a fun episode. Well, Dylan famously didn't finish a couple of holes. He only played 16 before recording a podcast. Yeah, that's when I stopped recording scores. Zero birdies amongst the four of us. That's not good. I got a par, though. We had some chances. People forget I got a par. don't say stuff like that now people know that was that your first round of 2023

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do you i love sending it he's frat remember oh i forgot that he I love sending it. He's frat, remember? Oh, I forgot that. He's so frat. He's so frat. The check came at the restaurant, and I was like, yo, does anyone just want the points? And my card was already down. Daddy gobbled them up. And someone said, oh, yeah, you can just have them.

And in my head, I was like, well, that wasn't me saying I wanted the points. You got the peasies. You don't want to be the points guy? I don't know if I want to be the points guy. There's a lot of pressure on being the points guy. It's a lot more than just getting the points. You got the peasies. You don't want to be the points guy? I don't know if I want to be the points guy. There's a lot of pressure on being the points guy. You got to do it. It's a lot more than just getting the points. Those points aren't free. Is it because you're worried that you won't collect from everyone?

Well, here's the thing. No. No. I don't love having to go chase down stuff, but I didn't have to do that in this case. So that's not part of this. I paid you within 12 hours. And I think that's acceptable. Was I the first to pay you? No. Someone paid you within 12 hours. And I think that's acceptable. Was I the first to pay you?

No. Someone paid me before they even ran my card. Sorry to break that to you, my man. Damn. Yeah, it's a ruthless move. Ruthless move. Well, Daddy paid pretty quickly. You did.

You did. Everyone did. That's not the complaint here. Okay. How many PZs did you get? I got so many PZs. I actually get double PZs at Rusty's. Oh, damn. Yeah. that you get i got so many peasies i get double i actually get double peasies at resties oh damn yeah so so i went on a bachelor party recently and uh we we did this a lot of places you know we got a big group got the lads they're buzzing you know it is sending it and uh fully right uh bunch of group dinners and uh the bachelor he who's got

who's the bachelor it's our it's our old intern klein um no not obby i don't know if i'm not gonna pull this you think obby's gonna take us out of bachelor party absolutely obby wouldn't he would just pay for everything obby's big baller Everybody knows that Before Sunday morning rolls around Everybody's got a flight before 8am This is leaving Vegas We all get to the airport Get on the plane, Brett and I are on the same flight Look down

The memo request was already out That's a jab right to the fucking breast Right as the plane's about to take off You're a little hungover Not really, you're just tired You look down, you see that memo hungover. Not really. You're just tired. You look down. You see that Venmo. You're like, oh, no.

I paid it. I paid it eventually. What was the damage? I mean, it was a big baller. Check this out. It was triple didge. Oh, shit. Yeah.

Yeah. Three digits. That's in the hundreds. Three figs. Bernie Sanders. How am I going to find it? I'm once again asking for your Venmo. This bachelor party.

This bachelor party for the 1%. I had those seafood towels. That's poor timing on the Venmo. We're just asking, Dylan. No, no, it's not. I think that's acceptable. You pay a fair share. It's not ideal.

It's not ideal, but I think it's acceptable. At least wait until Sunday evening when everyone's home. No, no, it's not. You pay a fair share. It's not ideal. It's not ideal, but I think it's acceptable. At least wait till Sunday evening when everyone's home. No, dude. Don't wait till Sunday night. They're already licking their wounds. What if I have like the scale weaves? What's, I mean, seriously, what's, would you rather Sunday morning? Monday morning.

Sunday night, Monday. Monday morning is the time. No, hit me before I take off. Because Monday already stinks, man. Let me leave my anxiety in Vegas. Sunday's the anxious day. As we all know. hate the monday day i hate the monday requests what do you do it's like i'm still doing bernie i charged dave a week a week late for something recently i felt really bad about that one no but we joked about it i just felt bad man it was it

was a big one too i i want i want to tip my cap this is a simple tip of the cap to the person out there who is the points person who does want to burn in that responsibility i appreciate you it's a stressful existence well it's not yes it is also i know that i'm not seeing a dime from sally having to collect we don't have our accounts having to collect can be shitty we don't either having to remind someone remind someone that you owe them sucks. Yeah. If you have to get to the point where you're sending a reminder on Venmo, you're just down in the dumps.

Especially if it's somebody who maybe your mushroom connect. Dylan doesn't eat mushrooms. He thinks they taste bad. You need to just try a portobello. Just go to HEB. They have plenty of them. Let me. Yeah, but you don't get them.

You're damn right. I actually got some stuffed mushrooms from... Oh, dude, that sounds sick. I don't care. I am once again asking you to complete your Venmo transaction within 12 hours. Thank you. He's still doing Bernie. That's it.

I just wanted you guys to acknowledge that I was still doing it. You'll never hear it again. That's me doing the Bernie. The Bernie dance is so stupid. It's a good dance. I hate it. I like the Bernie. Stop doing the Bernie.

It makes you look dumb. Famously lost a rigged primary to Hillary Clinton. It's a good dance. I hate it. I like the Bernie. Stop doing the Bernie. It makes you look dumb. Famously lost a rigged primary to Hillary Clinton. Bernie Mac? If Bernie Mac had ever run for anything, I would have voted for him. Oh, for sure. Rest in peace. Yeah. One of my favorite stand-up sets, original Kings of Comedy.

Are you going to hit that Chris Rock? I started it. I didn't finish it. I couldn't get through the first 10 minutes oh i know i've heard it gets better but he really really uh check this out is he breaking new ground here really goes after cancel culture oh wow i'm like all right is he trying to cancel cancel culture it's like it is i could i just i will i will watch the whole thing but there was i was watching ufc i was like why am i doing both of these things at the same time it's weird dude how did bones jones do he won he's the heavyweight champ he's the goat it's undisputed why is he still fighting if he already has all the money they like bones bones

bones like goats fight do you understand what he's doing yeah you're sending it you're not acknowledging i'm sorry that i they let go hey acknowledge his send he sent it he sent it you did some people are gonna hate this episode tell me some people are gonna hate it might be one or two people 12 people are gonna love it though and we're gonna they're gonna tell us the vocal minority will be like hey hey, that was great. You guys were on one. You guys were in your bags today. Shall we put the cherry on top of this episode with our next viral segment?

You guys were in your Yeti bag. About family style etiquette. Are we about to go viral with this? Call me COVID. I'm not a big fan of family style. I could see you die a little inside when we were on the way to the restaurant. And I told you that it was family style. We were going to be sharing entrees. I could see it in your little inside when we were on the way to the restaurant. I told you that it was family style. We were going to be sharing entrees.

I could see it in your eyes that you were- Pros. You get to try more than one entree, and that's a great thing. Cons. There's a guilt factor about maybe eating too much. Or maybe it was also like- The guy next to you doesn't get any of the fish. So I want to speak about the fish.

I want to speak about the fish. I didn't get no fish. I want to speak about the fish. He went pesco on him. Yes, Will, go. I want to speak about the fish so i want to speak about the fish i want to speak about the fish i want to speak about the fish he went i want to speak yes we'll go i want to speak about the fish i've had some anxiety about the fish yeah so you filled your gut with a tile fish i don't know what that is it's dope so the tile fish makes its way down to our side of the table there's one piece sitting in there okay he's a tile fish okay sitting there yeah i follow and i i kind of like nudge it with the serving fork to see like if this thing falls apart if it's like

too connected to get like what's going on and so finally i'm like i'm just going to put this on my plate and sort it out right here so the the gentleman next to me our friend ryan i said would you like some of this fish he said no and i looked at it and i thought this doesn't look like a big piece of fish but it's also the last piece and i know that other people haven't had them we've ordered two of all the other entrees and only one of the fish so what is what are you supposed to do in this situation do you give everyone a tiny little bite of fish or am i am i just in enjoying two bites of tile you had a chonky boy it wasn't that chonky though it's kind of chonky he wronged me after the meal he made a joke that i think got

taken as serious after the meal that i took quote all the fish it wasn't all the fish ryan made that joke he did will you got a notification on your phone if you want to check it um i saw i saw i just got a venmo notification wow dave Dave just requested $12 for the fish that he didn't get to eat. I think it's fair. I think the rich need to start paying their fair share. Wow. I think the bigger problem here is that we shouldn't have ordered one of one entree and two of every other entree. I think it threw off the feng shui of the sharing of the dinner.

Sally handled the ordering, so I'm not going to be critical of it. I'll leave that to Will. And I got to say, she did. I don't know about the fish, can't speak to that, but she did crush everything else. The fish was like low-key a top three, maybe even top two dish for me.

It was dank. I understand not liking the family style thing. In order to do it family style, I need to make sure that I have like 10 people at that table. Seven, we had seven the other night. It was a good number of people at the table to do family style with. But like, if it's like three of us,

I'm kind of like, yo, just figure out your own shit. I think my biggest issue with it is like, so we did two jerk chickens. I didn't do that no we did skeeples and you got two you got two drumsticks on each i didn't get a drumstick i didn't either i got you're wondering like oh i'm gonna vent my day for the drumstick i didn't get you got two drumsticks i had the girls the girls didn't even touch the jerk chicken i was down there just jerking it was chicken you're down there just jerking it was chicken you're down there just

jerking just eating jerk chicken it was spicy i only got one piece of jerk chicken so same maybe the pesco boy was just vindication wow we vindicated will this is big what are you trying to say was there a side text about how i might have eaten too much fish i don't think i ate too much my man's ordered a one piece that's you they've ate too much fish. I don't think I ate too much fish. My man's ordered a one piece. That's you. They've ate too much chicken, so. I love chicken. It is what it is. Actually, if you think about it, two drumsticks, that's not a lot.

There's still a breast, a wing, a thigh even. I ate part of a thigh. I don't know what I ate, but it was really good. Because you're so faded. No, I just didn't identify the chicken that I was eating. I just knew that it wasn't a drumstick because you ate all of them what are the try guys what do the try guys do what's their deal oh they dated one of the guys dated like one of the kids the not kids the interns or something i

don't know can we be like person the thigh guys where we just chicken thighs on youtube like one guy got canceled oh yeah because he cheated right he cheated on his wife with a younger employee and like all his boys on the podcast like absolutely like they just kicked him out immediately like they i feel like they just got to let him take a break they actually i wasn't a try guys guy but i did see some clips of how they had already recorded a bunch of videos with him and like it's like the way they like cut around it was hilarious like they put like harambe or something like over him in like a cooking show or something like that like i'm glad i avoided all that drama much like vanderpump i don't know if it's it was something huh are they like the impractical jokers

no they're old buzzfeed things have you never seen impractical jokers you would love it it's hilarious you're gonna love this no i have never seen it i've seen parts of it it does seem like something you'd find hilarious maybe i'll give it a chance i could tell that dylan was ready for the new season i think you should leave on the golf course today wonder why he didn't want to be around anymore because he thought triples were best oh that's pretty good it's pretty good. Turns out they're not. It's pretty good. Turns out they're not. No, I made too many of them today. Hey, did Bob Odenkirk respond to your DM seeing if he'd come on our show? What? I wouldn't respond to that either.

No. What's-his-face didn't respond to me either. The noted comedian that I reached out to who was actually on Touching Base, thanks to Mike at one time, he reached out and said he didn't think he can fit it in the South by schedule, which I'm like, that's fine. Shout out to Anthony DeVito. He's a good comedian.

Check him out. One day. You know, checking the South by thing. No one's responded to my South by DMs. No, I'm failing, and that's kind of like the one thing I'm trying to do here. I'm failing. You're not failing, Dave. I think you're doing a great job, dude.

Hey, all we ask is that you give it 100%. I could just do more Bernie voices if you want. Get the exiled tri guy. He's probably bored. Yeah, what's next for him? Yeah, does he want a fourth seat? So he... Never mind.

I don't want to look that up. Can we get out of here that was a fun episode I'm gonna go I'm gonna go eat some dinner it's late isn't it it's late dude it's almost 5 o'clock on this side of the town

I gotta go pick my dog up man I'm supposed to go to the gym but I kinda don't wanna after playing golf you're gonna go to the gym you didn't even drink on the course you got your workout in today player

that's why I didn't drink on the course. Are you trying to close your rings? No. Dylan's always like, I got to go stand up for a minute. I don't give a shit about my rings anymore. You got to go do Brett's stand-up challenge. I just don't want to be around.

Got to close my rings. Are you one of those people that puts your rings at bare minimum so you just close them every day and you feel good about yourself? Dude, they're hard to close, man. You can adjust them. 1,090 calories, active calories a day.

That's tough. I haven't done that all week you don't send it dylan yeah i freaking do send it i'm frat just like randy is no you're not this guy hasn't this guy hasn't sent in years are you fucking kidding you've never done the cindy tweet what's the cindy tweet to play on a different tweet oh that's pretty good dude that's good you're in your bag right now damn son every time never mind no i want to know what you're gonna say every time we reference that the tweet people are like okay what remind me what this is and where can we find it

if you want to know that person went went private dm dave he'll show you the Bendy tweet. No. DylanAtWashMedia.com. It's time to go. For any business inquiries or sending. Email Dylan. Or Bendy inquiries. Bye. you