Circling Back - Hanger Steak, Pigeon Toes, & Bit Madness Round 2

Episode Date: March 25, 2024

NFT Nick goes in on some steak, whether or not the best athletes are pigeon-toed, Will's creamed corn arch nemesis has gone viral, the "demon face" disease, and Round II of Bit Madness. And yes, we apologize for Randy's absolutely atrocious day of producing. Enjoy a free one-week trial on Patreon for additional weekly episodes: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast Watch all of our full episodes on our new YouTube channel: www.youtube.com/circlingback  Shop Washed Merch: www.washedmedia.shop  (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (9:51) Recapping This Weekend in Fun (36:24) Will’s Creamed Corn Guy Has Gone Viral (42:30) NFT Nick Eating Steak (52:40) Demonic Face Dude (58:20) Bit Madness, Round II Support This Episode’s Sponsors Rhoback: www.rhoback.com (BACKER20 for 20% off) Mugsy: www.mugsy.com (STEAM for 10% off) Squarespace: www.squarespace.com/steam (STEAM for 10% off your purchase of a website or domain) Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, we're back. Circling back podcast. Watch Media Headquarters. My name's Will DeFries. To my left, David Ruff. Sorry. Right before the show started, I took this fat fat ass lager out of my lip and i tossed in earlier sorry if i got some of my teeth that thing was fat uh breaking news boeing ceo dave calhoun is stepping down saw that what are the stonks doing we got we got some stonk are you gonna hodl are you gonna hold all your boys dude these hands are so diamond you have no idea diamond dave stepping down diamond dallas dave is it because of all the uh right the stuff because stuff just keeps falling

off of the planes after they take off it's not good that and um i think the murder of the whistleblower could have had anything to do with a lot of people that do a lot of people have you pegged don't that's what he was doing all right he's been fingered i don't think he should be i don't think he should be persecuted for things that he does behind closed doors as long as it's consensual people on twitter are fingering him for uh the murder of a whistleblower so it's probably time to step down they need to they need to retire that phrase whistleblower well i don't i've never i've never loved that phrase either it's it's pretty literal it's funny to think about someone who witnesses like uh some some uh

impropriety by a corporation blowing a whistle just being like you're out I can see you are out a Astros fan Randy's the most likely whistleblower

you've seen a lot of shit here dude how much does it suck when you're at a public pool and the lifeguard just pops you for like running or something

you know everyone looks at you you got one right here sorry just trying to have fun out here didn't you fake drown one time so she'd make out with you for really running or something, you know? Everyone looks at you. You got one right here. Sorry. Just trying to have fun out here. Didn't you fake drown one time so she'd make out with you? Yeah.

Dylan Chivory. This morning, my typical routine is to drop parks off at school and then work out and then come into work. I decided to just get back in bed after dropping parks off. It was one of the best moves I've ever made in my life. I achieved God-tier comfort status. It was 100 percentile. You had that drizzle this morning, Playboy.

The temperature in my place was perfect. It was raining outside. It's just one of those days. Stella was at my side. It was just perfect. It was just chef's kiss. What time do you drop them off at school, huh? Yeah.

At 720. Dang, that's early. Is he in like jazz band or some shit he put in an extra hour school starts at 740 player that's crazy is he in a jazz band i don't know we always started right at eight in elementary school every school when will was in jazz band i had friends that were in jazz band and they had to arrive at school at 6 45 you hung out with dorks no i could i actually i actually will make a case that being in the jazz band is way cooler than being in the marching band. But in order to be in the jazz band, you had to be in the marching band. Either way, you're in the band.

Don't fucking, don't rain on my jazz band homies, dude. They were real ones. Yeah, man, he had some real cool cash he was running around with. I'm on record saying I wish I learned an instrument as a kid. Instruments are dope, man. No, dude. Randy, I'm not going to

fucking say that. What, you just slacked me. Randy goes, hey, ask Dylan if he was in the jizz band. The fuck is that about? Randy, come on, grow up.

I did not slack that, but jizz music is actually the music in Star Wars, but I think Disney was trying to be woke and take it away and say it's not

jizz music anymore. It's been a big thing in the nerd community. I'm sorry. Is jizz not woke? I don't know, man. They want to make it more family friendly and saying jizz music is not family friendly. But nobody knew it was a thing until they took it away.

Like, no, I didn't know that. And I've seen those movies at least two times. Yeah, in the cantina, they're playing jizz. What's the, in Mos Eisley? Yeah. in the cantina. They're playing jizz. Do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do. What's that? In Mos Eisley? Yeah. You never find a more wretched hive of scum and villainy, Dylan.

What's the music that the guy makes with his doohickeys? Frog stomp music or whatever? The glorping? Yeah, the glorping. We've lost Dylan. Gloopy. Dylan's out. No, i like i like the gloopy

music it's interesting that you bring up slack with randy i'm actually i'm actually beefing with randy right now what why because of slack um i slacked randy this morning and i was like hey can i unveil the this weekend in fun music today for recapping this weekend in fun and he pretty much gave me like a pat on the head and was like well i kind of thought it was more of a wednesday thing i said up to you wow but like yeah but once you once you say like it kind of feels like more of a wednesday thing but up to you like i know where you stand i kind of want to hear it i know where you stand here today how about that say something how about that randy i mean it's up to will it's not on the soundboard because i didn't want to do it because i didn't want randy to get mad at me so is this one of those things

you were excited about and the person that you told wasn't as excited about it as you are so you just like take your ball and go home because i do that i'm excited for it i'll say i'm excited for it i just think it's a better music for getting ready for the weekend than recapping what just happened in the weekend it gets gets you hyped up for the weekend. It's Monday morning and people are sitting at their desks trying to pretend to work and they're just hating their lives.

And we're trying to dig them out of that by getting them excited. Is it gloopy? Actually- Does it give gloop? Actually- Gives hype. I'll say this.

Does it need to be gloopier? Do you want me to make it some gloop? Add a little gloop to it. Part of me wonders if it does need a little more gloop. See, we still need to go back to the drawing board then. It's not ready to unveil if it needs gloopier? Do you want me to make it some gloop? Add a little gloop to it. Part of me wonders if it does need a little more gloop. See, we still need to go back to the drawing board then. It's not ready to unveil if it needs gloop. Can we hear this new iteration? Can you play the first one if I turn up the USB

right now and we can see if it requires more gloop? For sure. You can never go wrong with a little bit more gloop. Yeah. I've always said that. The more I think about it, the more I think we might need to incorporate some more toad sounds. Is USB up? Yeah. we might need to incorporate some more toad sounds is usb up yeah oh wait hold on hold on wow that's so good wow oh my god and it's playing already okay okay what are you doing oh my god it's my computer

i need a new computer so bad no this is this is my good computer he definitely need a new computer. So bad. No, this is my good computer. Don't mock him. He definitely needs a new computer. Oh, my God. I don't know what's going on here. Wow. This is such a botching. I don't like because I'm on the wrong USB. All right. Well, anyways, we can play it later.

USB messing this up. We can't do it now? I have to launch Slack on this computer, which we know that's going to go terrible. Recreate it with your voice. Something went wrong. Trouble loading. Restart Slack. I don't know, guys. We're going to go terrible. Recreate it with your voice. Something went wrong, trouble loading, restart Slack. I don't know, guys. We're going to have to maybe wait until Wednesday. I'm playing it through my phone

into the microphone from Randy and my Slack. Okay? Okay? Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. Bro, bro, bro. There's a crazy event happening. Let's just go out and have fun. And they're going. Let's go. Okay.

More of a Wednesday thing. That's dope. I like it. That's very cool. I wouldn't hate more gloop, but it is good yeah it does i think it i think it lacks gloop all right back to the drawing board i could try to put some gloop into it just a touch of gloop a tasteful amount of gloop a little sprinkling of gloop so what's up how's everyone doing today just crushing let's talk can we talk to dave about

his nards? Yeah, how are your Nards, dude? I thought we were going to do that this weekend in fun. I mean, we got a loaded... Let's just get out ahead of it. Let's just start talking about these announcements so we can just get into this weekend in fun because I need to hear about Dave's Nards right now. Last week was newsletter week. Washed.substack.com. Go subscribe.

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Wow, thanks for asking, Will. Beautiful weather for most of the weekend. Well, yeah, for Friday was perfect. Saturday, half of it was pretty great, too. I stepped out a little bit, went out Friday with some friends and got a little dinner and drinks.

What'd you order? I don't like that you're being evasive about what you ordered at a restaurant. Be more generic. I got a cheeseburger. Was it in Paradise? Yeah. Did it have lettuce and tomato on it? You know what?

I think it did. What about Heinz 57 and French fried potatoes? We don't need to do the whole song. I hope your fries were fried in beef tallow and not seed oil. Can you confirm? I can't. No. Tough.

Saturday, bounced around a little bit. Went and got a margarita at El Alma. Okay. Then just kind of chilled, had some wine. You were dangerously close to some Q. a margarita at El Alma. Okay. Then just kind of chilled, had some wine. You were dangerously close to some Q. I didn't get Q. Doing your weekend in fun sounds like you typed

in the chat GPT. I went to Austin. What did I do? I had a margarita at El Alma. I had a glass of wine. Played my Zod card. Picked up Pine House on saturday okay that makes numerous people playing their zocard at pine house this weekend even have some leftovers i might eat for lunch today did you reread the lazy act uh and sunday

sunday i was at parks man we chilled we uh took still on a long walk parks is um do you ever go through like like you'd like to wrestle with your old man just like wrestle just like horse around he wants to wrestle with me all the time i used to tap my dad out he freaking loves it i put him in a guillotine once we wrestled for a long time hey what's what's the name of the move that was on the tl all weekend i can handle him pretty easily as he really weighs much less than i do yeah i mean my son likes wrestling with me now yeah can you handle him yeah he's not three yet so i'm having a pretty easy time yeah did you let him win uh no no but he still has a good time i throw his little ass around throw him on the bed

and shit he loves it really yeah did you take him down via single leg? Yeah. Yeah. I didn't put him in that pin move that y'all are referencing. So it's good. Can we circle back? Yeah. Where did you get this burger from?

I need to know where you got this burger from. I don't like that you're being evasive about your cheeseburger. It's a place called Gramercy. It's in Lakeway. Gramercy. And it was Lakeway. Gramercy. And it was really good. Gramercy. Are they known for their burgers?

Or is this just like you were like, I'm just going to have a burger. It was recommended to me. How did burgers – they really located their spot in the menu. People would be like, I think I'm just going to get a burger. That place did really good in the Grand X Burger Challenge video that we did. Yeah, it did. It's a cool spot. It's like um like old like

vintage hotel bar vibes okay okay i know you like a hotel bar you know dim lighting dark wood everywhere it was it was it was dope in there they have major uh this has a vibe of somewhere that has a aioli and not just a straight up like ketchup you nailed it chipotle dude that's what's up they brought it the aioli was very good oh it was honestly an excellent weekend he's my favorite dj steve aioli he's good yeah i saw him once in vegas he threw a pie in my face you throw that cake at people yeah i can ruin my night right in the kisser i had a very expensive banana republic shirt on yeah i'd be so bummed if i had like a dope fit on and i just got hit in the face by a pie he's wearing cake cake from fucking steve aoki aioli steve aioli yeah he's italian that'd be sick if he just threw jars of mayonnaise in people's

faces his dad started magianos people don't remember that but he did is that like how aubrey marcus's dad started fleshlight it's exactly like that. Steve Aoli's dad started Magianas. Well, part of that, don't you understand? Figure it out, Randy. I don't, yeah, I don't think. What's going on with you? I don't think Dave stopped telling the story at any point. Yeah.

There was no laughs. Yeah, that's exactly what he said. See your English over here. It's good. Okay. It's a good joke. Yeah. Anywho.

That concludes my weekend in fun. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Yeah. Wow. Yeah, good vibes, man. Dude, let's talk Nards. Let's do Nards talk.

Nard talk with Dave. Thanks for asking. Well, I went to a doctor's office and I had a procedure and then I had a meal of food and then I had a beverage and then I had a pizza. I'm sorry. I'm just fucking with Dylan. No, I had my Nards operated on. Yeah, thanks. How'd that go?

You guys are doing Nards now, huh? I like Nards. Nards is good. Nards is a good one because it doesn't over-explain, but you know exactly what it is, you know? It was in the... That was part of the title

of the newsletter on Friday. Oh. Watched weekly. Iced Nards. Yeah, my Nards were iced. Yeah, I had a vasectomy thursday morning um rest in peace damn you know went into it expecting discomfort and i have to say it was unbelievably simple it was like a 30 minute deal shout out to uh the good people at midtown neurology i'm shouting them out dr trotter shout them out randy do you have any jokes you'd like

to make so did they let you keep them in a jar and like take them home like what where are the testes now is he making a testicle joke randy you understand how many times he's made this joke. Dave, while you were out, Randy took it upon himself to make as many jokes about you not having any nuts anymore as he could. Volume shooting. Like never stopped. Never, never, just never stopped. Like it was just constant in the office all Thursday, all Friday. Let me guess. He was making Arabian goggles.

I did. I did. That's his thing. How was he supposed to do it? It was like, he was like, okay, these guys haven't laughed at the first 12 jokes I did. I did. That's his thing. I did make one. That's his thing. How was he supposed to do it? He was like, okay, these guys haven't laughed at the first 12 jokes I've made about this. Maybe the 13th time they'll get a little chuckle out of them. Shoot or shoot. We're like, Randy, that's just not how the operation works, man.

I'm not even familiar with Arabian Goggles. So taking that creative liberty there, it's not going to do much for me. I can imagine. She had a kid from A&M. Just did not want to stop shooting three with the game on the line. He's like, dude, It's not going to do much for me. I can imagine. She had a kid from A&M, just did not want to stop shooting three with the game on the line. And so dude, it's not happening.

It's just not happening. It was fine. It was fine. So if I was, if someone in this room was thinking about getting this surgery, they don't need to like

overstress about it or anything like that. No. There's an option for a, like laughing gas. I never, I've never turned it down. I turned it down cause just didn't feel like paying the extra. And as people had told me, you don't need it. You definitely don't need it.

You don't feel anything. It's fine. And you're out of there and you're like, all right, well, just don't do it. Don't lift heavy weights for like a week. To calm the nerves I would imagine is what it's mostly for. for pain right yeah but i've always said that pain's weakness leaving the body so yeah you kind of embrace that yeah but one time i did laughing gas at a dentist appointment and i sang the entire dude ranch album in my head like what if i want to do that again

that's pretty sick how long did it take he said 30 minutes dog i missed that 30 30 minutes nothing it's pretty tactical. Walk out of there, drive yourself home. Get to the plumbing down there. You walk out. You walk with a limp? No, because you're numb for the next eight hours. Numb nards. Did you get to choose a pickup food on the way home?

Was it Davey's choice? You know what? I had this grand vision of, i'm gonna get like hattie bees i'm gonna do something dope dude i just hate leftovers okay i need some leftover itchies okay spoiler alert hattie bees and austin slap that chicken strip that you put on the tl that's good looking chicken strip there guy the current top the current top dog for hot chicken in austin would probably be probably be Tumble 22. I'm pretty sure they based everything they do off of Hattie B's.

No shade. A little turf war. No shade. But Hattie B's has entered the equation, the Nashville establishment. And I have to say, it is so freaking good. It is good, man. Randy and I had a pleasurable experience there the other day. We were told numerous times that you can order food or drink after you sit down but you have to order first before if you want more though you don't have to go wait in line anymore oh yeah it was an interesting situation you order at the the

checkout and then you sit down then you have like a waiter he let he let you know about 10 times that we got you is there a secret menu do you have any cool off menu orders no i'm not brett probably does we'll see when he yeah randy and will were kind enough to bring me exactly one chicken tendy and it was gas it looked very very good you gave randy all the credit for that and i i'll just be honest i don't feel like he did all the work he made a point to bring be the one who to carry it in to me and hand it to me i probably deserve 20 percent hey thanks will credibility it will gets 80 that is like a drake size chicken tender yeah they're big tendies dude they're big tendies so dude i pretty much just sat around and watched march madness all weekend how's your freaking bracket going, bro? Okay, so much like my balls, my nards, it's freaking busted.

Okay. Yeah. Your shit's busted. Hey, man, I bought back in, though. Do you have any Cinderella's that are just Cinderella-ing right now? Dude, I was all in on Oakland. How long before you knew Oakland was not Oakland? It was Michigan.

It's in Michigan? Yeah, y'all didn't know that? I did not know that. Yeah, until after the game. It's in Michigan? Yeah. Y'all didn't know that? I did not know that. I learned that five seconds ago. Yeah. It's a popular place for people to go to school. It's right in Detroit. I feel like a lot of people go to law school there. I don't really know why. Maybe they got a good

program. I'd trust any of the lawyers that I know that went to Oakland. You gotta think. Shout. Okay. They just shout. Oh, I saw a commercial. Speaking of lawyers, there's a firm out of houston much like the lawyer who rocks this guy's bid is his last name is dick okay and it's dick law firm and i'm not kidding i tried to record it but it was a youtube commercial so you can't like rewind it the thing he says at the end he says get some dick or go get shut up swear to god shut up i'm

not kidding you can't do that. He didn't. He's a lawyer who cocks. Come get some dick? Says something like that. So he says to his opponents, you're about to get dicked. He says, just give him the dick. He didn't say it like that. That's fucked up.

It's fucked up. It's his trade name. All right. And his real name, too. Have I told you guys the tagline for my 40th birthday party? Yeah. It's just the bill starts here. I thought it was the bill reveal.

The bill starts here. I also thought it was WD-40. It's a few days. There's going to be a slip and slide that is coded with WD-40 for my 40th birthday. I'm just not going to go down that slip and slide. Why? I feel like that's not good for the skin. I don't want to be covered in WD-40. We'll have an outdoor shower there. Okay. All right. I'm just not going to go down that slip inside. Why? I feel like that's not good for the skin. I don't want to be covered in WD-40. We have an outdoor shower.

We'll have an outdoor shower there. Okay. All right, I'm in. So I also played my Zog card. We did Domino's. Wow. They were doing like half off specialty pizzas. And I was like, that's a pretty fucking good deal.

So we got like two pizzas for like $14. Did you order from the app and get the pizza tracker going? I was tracking the pizza. How accurate is that tracker? Pretty accurate. I would say it's probably pretty accurate. All right,

when the guy takes the dough, does he go and update, like hit a button, like, all right, now I'm doing it. All right, give me the dough. Steve is making your pizza. It's like,

put your hands in the air. If I go up there right now, is Steve back there fucking hands in my dough? His name wasn't Steve. Yeah, I don't know why Steve needs to catch any strays right now. You know what I'm saying?

It's bullshit. Hey, Randy's taking it upon himself to do some mid-episode graphic design. What are you doing? I tried to send Randy some data. You okay, Randy? On the monitor. You all right, dog? Dave sent me something on Slack.

I'm just going to go ahead and update my thing so it's extended display so you're not seeing everything on my screen. No, I like seeing you working in design programs. What are you doing? Yeah, why do you have Selena Gomez Google searches up?

You never know what this guy's doing. You got to relax, dude. And we're just going to go to extend these. Display settings with Randy. Speaking of extending, what's up?

I thought he was going to pull something else up. That's a good graphic, though. Whoever made that, I'm assuming that was you. Randy couldn't do that. You're talking about the Bit Madness thing? Yeah. No, that was our friend Krim.

That's beyond Randy's capability. Hey, Kram. Yeah, this is too clean looking for Randy. Hey, Domino's straight up delivers. Yeah, we don't. Yeah, they have a tracker. They have a tracker and everything. We've been doing that for a minute, actually.

Pretty good pizza. And people were probably wondering whoa did you not have pizza earlier in the week and no i didn't there he is there's the dick law firm what's a plc yeah there's also a dick strong attorney at law from nashville hey man i'm trying to share my anecdote can you wait for your anecdote you don't for your anecdote? Yeah, you don't have to cuck. Dude, come on. You don't have to do that to Dave. Dick Strong. His cowboy hat's got a little lean to it. It's a little cocky. Dicklawfirm.com.

I trust this guy. You trust Dick? Yeah. I don't. Dog, that's my lawyer. I'm going to jail. You know you're going to jail when Dick shows up. He's a big homeowner's insurance attorney yeah i need that because i've been having issues those are funny memes see the the white lawyer who's like sagging his pants real low yeah like you're going to jail man yeah it's okay oh what else man

oh i started playing rainbow six shut off the sauce sauce got you on the stick sauce we're playing some some r6 Saturday night. Hell yeah. Dude, my issue with Rainbow Six from back in the day was that it was just boring. It's very, very... It's too tactical. It's a slow build. It's very tactical.

There's drones. I just remember going over to my boy's house, and we would sit down, and he'd be like, all right, I'm going to start. And then it'd be like 40 minutes of him trying to get around one corner. And I'd be like, man, this trying to get around one corner and i'd be like man this game sucks there is a lot of um you got to be very careful and quiet and kind of tiptoeing around no i'm trying to leroy jenkins it at this point i don't have that much free time i'm not trying to sneak around corners with with goggles on parks has gotten like really good at fortnight i'm wondering if he's getting too good like i need to back him

off the sticks a bit he's getting too good then I think you'd need to invest in some recording equipment. You got two dubs in a row, and you got double-digit kills in each one. Dub-dig? Is this like when your kid beats you at basketball for the first time? You're just like, oh, shit. Hey, dude, you missed your chance with Golden T. Don't waste this opportunity.

Part of it is nasty on the sticks. The mean-eyed cat in Austin, Texas holds Golden Tee tournaments weekly, I believe. And Brett and I have been trying to scheme a way to get Dylan down there and enter him in. I need to get reps in before I show up. I know. So that's my fear. I want it to be like, I don't know. I want it to feel like an old-timey Western kind of thing where we're bringing you somewhere you don't want to be.

And then suddenly you realize what's going on. You're like, oh. Just thrust right into it gotta put gotta get gotta get back on the saddle yeah i missed that track ball man to be clear will wants it to be like an old-timey western yeah i'll fuck with that where we play video games i'll fuck with it but you're the see you're the cowboy here and you lost your nerve i fuck with the vision well you lost your nerve because you lost a head of cattle. I also lost that love and feeling. Them old banner boys stole your cattle.

What? Where's your cattle? I don't know. They got stolen. People were saying you're all big hat, no cattle. Give a big fucking head. That was just not a necessary shot. Huge head.

Speaking of. It's a big head. My son, Rhodes, he started T-ball Saturday. I know. Did he go yard? Dude, he's so cocky. None of the kids got the ball out of the infield. You will be surprised to know.

He's giving T-man. Well, the hat – so it's three to five, and he is the youngest kid on the team and also the smallest. And the hats they give out, he has it. It's a Velcro strap. It is tightened as far as one can tighten it so it is basically just sitting at the top of his head and he looks so cocky he was mean mugging the camera yeah i don't understand what that's about yeah dude like

i'm about to go yard here what's this dad look hard play hard dude yeah i'm proud of him because we had never uh swung an actual t-ball. It's only been the Fisher Price bat, which is an oversight on my part. We've remedied that. I went and bought one. By the way, bats. Now, you can get a $25 tee ball bat, which we did, but there's like $200 bats. Oh, yeah.

Crazy. Bill's got a whole closet full. That's right. Watching kids that age play baseball is hilarious. Half of them, including my son, ran after the ball if they hit it because they don't so there are there are fields close to me and uh i see kids that age playing like games there's not a position they all just they have there's like 20 20 players out on the field and they all just chase after the ball together it's they have no idea what they're doing uh yeah and also there's a dope playground

behind the field that half the kids are just staring at the entire time because that's all they want to do they just want to get out of there and then go to the playground yeah i get it yeah that was fun though it was uh it was a good experience it was yeah it's pretty fucking hilarious actually they just laugh at their kids the whole time that's it's pretty fucking hilarious actually yeah the parents just laugh at their kids the whole time that's it's pretty much just for the parents to laugh yes i got a little worried walking up because there was some there was some pretty aggressive there was a baseball dad street carrying like a about a bag with like bats turns out he was a coach for another team because i was about to be like dude are we really doing this we really getting a baseball guy at three but i want dude to start doing that if he ever has a kid he's just

appropriating instead of doing it to like mechanics and stuff he's just doing it to baseball dads just walking around the full get up yeah that sounds like something he would do imagine duda with eye black like the the Bryce Harper. Oh, yeah. He looks sick. I'd fuck with it. Yeah. And that's all. William.

Dude, your boy. Just what a weekend. As Dylan said, the weather was perfect on Friday, so I went and played Lions Municipal Golf Course on Friday afternoon. Best golf day of the year. One of the most backed up days you could have had on the front nine. Just really complaining. Took us about an hour to finish three holes.

It was just not great. And so that, whatever, you know, we endured. Frozen hit really well at the turn. Had a hot dog. Ate it in record time. I don't like having food on my hands while I'm going through the motions on the course, you know? I don't like having half a hot dog just sitting there in my cart and I'm just waiting to eat it. I completely agree with that.

I need to clean out all that food before I get back out there. I think I was even thinking about that hot dog on number 10 because I chunked two chips right there. It was just an ugly scenario. You don't want to be pin high after your drive and then chunk two chips. Which hole? 10.

They're redoing some tee boxes out there, uh it was majorly gettable okay had the wind at my back and still barely made it there even though i play with people who can regularly do it uh so yeah that was that was that it's a fun t-shot yeah oh yeah and so uh yeah your boy just rode that buzz for a little bit went home saturday went out to ski shores you familiar ski shores uh did not take a boat there which is the preferred method of getting there uh drove uh had a little kid's birthday party there so i just got to chase fritz around and make sure he didn't fly off a dock not easy to get there via land no not easy to park either why didn't you buy a boat i should have just bought a boat you

know what they say about buying boats david? It's the bad day of your life. And also the best day of your life. Uh-huh. Yeah. Could have bought a WaveRunner. We should trademark that. Put it on a hat, Randy. Yeah, I should have rented a WaveRunner.

A little Sea-Doo for a little bit. Pull up there, run up. Put the fam on a tube. Exactly. That would have been fun. Hell yeah. Fun for the whole family. And then, yeah, your boy Grilled. not to flex too hard that texas game i didn't really care about the game but we uh had some of sally's family members over and uh your boy grilled they called me grilled to cheese yep there's no cheese in the scenario okay um as i

was grilling just uh hot dogs and bratwurst actually there were some cheese stuffed in the jalapeno bratwurst that I got. What kind of tortilla did you wrap the bratwurst in? I should have bought some tortillas, if I'm being honest. Oh, that's your move. But dude, I went to Central Market to go get my grocery shopping done. Grill Will does not fuck with Central Market. Grill Will needs to go to like Randall's.

I'm not trying to buy these like freshly made hipster hot dog buns. No, H-E-B or Randall's would have got you. No, I'm trying to go get like the classic 12 pack of that just dense white bread you want a johnsonville brat yeah like i'm not trying to buy these hot dogs from some like artisanal hot dog no no no no give me some classic franks dude what are we doing here so i had to make two pit stops told sally i can't buy this uppity stuff for hot dogs. Just not what we're doing.

A lot of people are saying you're the new glizzy guy. No, no, no, no. I actually didn't eat any hot dogs. But you made them. Yeah, I made them. I campaigned door to door. You did? That's a good way

to campaign door to door. If you started going door to door, handing out hot dogs, saying vote for me, that leaves an impression. I suppose. Dylan, you gonna try that recipe I sent you on instagram you know uh i'm not randy but thank you for sending me

that it was a hot dog burnt ends oh yeah i've seen that it actually looks pretty good yeah again people don't have to send me all the hot dog content that they come across on the tl it's just not necessary i but you're don't care i don't even watch it aren't you you're hard to figure out dude because like one day you are you're wanting it now what if you brought back the forums and instead of people sending it to you they just put it on the forums there are forums you can post on um most notably right now the circling back subreddit is a open forum anyone can just hop on there and just post so you think that if anyone sees anything hot dog related they should post it on the circling back subreddit? Just email

Dylan at washedmedia.com. Gets right to the source. D-Y-L-A-N at washedmedia.com. That's why you're a different candidate. That's what sets you apart. You answer every email that's sent to you. You're like Steve Jobs. I'm not a candidate though. That's the thing. I can just not. I'm very confused. You shouldn't be like i know i get it i get it you're not you're not a traditional candidate it's pretty simple i'm not running nobody owns you yep i'm not running a public office you're not your classic politician i'm not running for office we're running for office you're in nobody's pocket then we're going to washington Did that one sound ruin his run?

It kind of did, yeah. Voice box. I liked it, though. And you know your boy shut it down last night? Took two early birds. Oh. I was feeling naughty, so I took two. Damn.

I probably should have just taken one because I got really sleepy after I took two, and I fell asleep halfway through the Mr. and Mrs. Smith finale but you had a dope sleep though i did have a dope sleep woke up at 5 a.m just being like whoa i feel good whoa uh and so yeah your boy uh yeah your boy had a good relaxing weekend it was fun are our listeners up on blossom jokes whoa probably not because i'm watching this fucker over here ready okay he's just not doing anything no he doesn't get it dude hey guys you don't know that you're not a big joey lawrence guy do you know the woes the woe i just know it from you guys constantly doing on the podcast but i don't really know hey hit the woe right quick oh yeah oh whoa hey you don't have you don't say whoa while you do it. No, you can't. I can't. I do.

Whoa. Wowee. Whoa. Isn't that what Will says when you... Dave responded to wowee to one of my memes recently, but I liked it because it was funny. Wowee. It was an insane part. See, this is where the prejudice lies.

Because he's doing it to make fun of you. He's doing it to make fun of you. This is where the prejudice is. And this is why Do You Know It has been completely tainted in my eyes. You missed every trivia question No but how is someone supposed to perform When they know that the cards are stacked against them It's just crazy

The cards are stacked Dave can respond with wowee Dave can respond with wowee To your memes and you smile at it And you heart it and you think it's all funny And funny games and I do it and you demean me for it When you send wowee to Randy How is it meant to be said like how is it interpreted wowee that's not see mine is more of a wowee see there it is mine's like a clown who's like juggling pins that are on

fire and then like one like sets him on fire and he's's like, oh, what fire? Wowee. Wowee. Whatever, dude. That's how I hear it. Whatever. I'm never sending Randy anything ever again. That's not true. He's definitely going to send me something. It'll be work-related.

It's not going to be friendly. If I see any Lord of the Rings content out there, it's not going to you. You're off the list. L-O-T-R? Dave will send me some stuff. I probably will. Yeah.

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As you guys may know, there was a man in my life who would feed the invasive species of goose next to my place creamed corn quite often. He told me one day that he was poisoning the geese, which concerned me. I didn't think he was actually doing it as he just seemed like he was kind of a,

I don't know, what would you call it? Psychopath? He's just an unhinged individual. And he's mainly known because he drives a Prius that has a magnetic water bottle on top of it. And so a video has gone viral. And I immediately knew upon seeing the video. I didn't even have to see the guy's face.

I knew from seeing the car and the water bottle that this was my mortal enemy. I watched Will see this for the first time. And I just heard a classic Will DeFried. Okay. I got so scared of what he might be saying. So this water bottle thing thing it's clearly like a bit that he's been doing yeah yeah i think it's like a social thing like he i think it's like a way for him to like engage with people it is the lamest bit i maybe have ever seen someone pull off

and do it like repeatedly i didn't realize people still drank v8 splash what like is this a v8 splash magnetic bottle that was made to be magnetic or is this a refashioned v8 splash bottle this guy drives around just hoping someone will notify him or alert him that hey man you got a water bottle on your on your roof that's what i said to him he's like oh no check this out and then he sticks it to the side of the car it's like oh pretty dope trick honestly this we hate we know about magnets man they've been around for a minute how do they work i don't okay honestly this we hate we know about magnets man they've been around for a minute how do they work i don't know how they work but we know about them okay it's not anything new let's talk about it this video has been viewed 3.8 million times and it's been liked

uh over 172 000 times do people like this guy there's 611 comments on it and I Randy just play the video real quick and I'll explain my my I have a hiccup when it comes to wanting to leave a comment you got a bottle yes hey what hey where you going wowee oh he sticks it to the side so when i first saw this there were only like 50 comments or something and it was all comments from people who had probably not lived in austin like i think that i think this caught part of the internet that was not austin driven so people were being like, Oh, this guy, this is pure gold. This guy is zany. Oh my gosh.

And all I wanted to do was comment. This guy harassed me at the public park next to my place and told me he was poisoning the geese that he feeds regularly. Like this guy is not to be trifled with. And instead it's all these people loving him. And I feel like I'm just, it feels like a fucking curb episode at this point. Yeah.

I can't escape this guy. That would bother the shit out of me because you know – you've had like actual interactions with the dude. You know how terrible he is. This guy or guy who has like 100 bumper stickers on his vehicle? See, this guy moves in silence like a real G. Lizania. He does. This guy doesn't have any bumper stickers on his vehicle. See, this guy moves in silence like a real G. Lizania. He does. This guy doesn't have

any bumper stickers. He just has his magnetic water bottle. He hit me with this exact... I saw this exact view of it. I saw him go around the outside through the car

and onto the passenger side as he drove away from me. What? And this is after he told me he was poisoning the geese with his creamed corn. This is the lamest bit of all time.

You kind of want one though. I do not. Why? It looks pretty user friendly. Have you ever driven off with your coffee on top of your car, dude?

I have. It's a bad feeling. he does it. What do you do when your mortal enemy gets celebrated online i don't know i don't know that's tough you need to figure out a way to demagnetize his vehicle so it stops sticking i don't know how one can do that i might just i might just start walking i might just start going back there and walking rosie there and just finding things that are super magnetic and just throw him at his car if I ever see him again.

I've seen him only that other one time when his neck snapped back to me. He looked like – do you guys remember Pete and Pete? Yeah. Are you about to say – is it Arnie? Yeah. Remember – yeah. Arnie. Arnie.

Yeah. Remember how Arnie used to have that kind of like – That jerkiness? That's how he was operating around me and i was like no i can't mess with this guy like he's he's fired up he could he could beat my ass right now if he wanted to i hate him i might hate him more than you do no no you don't no you don't how's arty doing i couldn't find anything i did find find some information on cream corn and feeding it to geese. Yeah?

Not recommended. Why? Is it because of the dairy in it? It contains a significant amount of added fat and sugar from the cream slash milk. And the bird system is not well equipped to digest high fat or sugar foods. Why would you feed geese that aren't in your immediate vicinity? He's just trying to promote the invasive species. Yeah, I don't really know.

Is this like a long play where he's like trying to just like ruin their digestive systems long term to keep them away? Or is this just like he had some excess cream corn? By the way, cream corn, not great. I actually love cream corn. I love cream corn. Bad take. So good. Do you wonder if this guy has a uh a business that has to do

with maybe landscaping or anything like that maybe maybe the invasive species are kind of creating some business for him clearing out some crop no i think his business is just he just feeds off of the uh of the social interactions from people realizing oh it's a magnet. Yeah. And that's what fuels him. Yeah. Unfortunately.

Unfortunately. He's in the business of happiness. Dylan, I can't tell if you're his number one fan or if he is your mortal enemy, but can we talk about our friend NFT Nick briefly? Oh, my God. NFT Nick is on fire. I've never seen someone have this type of run before apparently he just closed a deal with jeff bezos okay according is this according to nick um he flew in his argentinian chef to uh cook him a meal because he was hungry yeah you can go you can go

get a reservation somewhere but he's flying in his chef no one does that no one's doing that he is a bad photo the way that piece of meat's just hanging out of his mouth he never takes those fucking sunglasses yeah have you seen what he looks like behind those sunglasses i just say hey guess what he doesn't look much better with them there's a reason that a lot of times if you see me in sunday scary's content i'm wearing sunglasses i got bags under these eyes that i don't like what would you say dave there's signature shades yeah i know but i don't think you understand he's on his john lennon drip i hate him but i kind of also just love it at the same time play the play the video of him eating this piece of meat is he wearing a shacket i'm gonna do this at the car i'm gonna do this at cheesecake factory next week you have a visual too if you're at home yeah you gotta go to

the utah oh no you keep pausing it the best times. Dude, Randy's having an all-time rough producer day. That's good. He looks like a wild animal eating a freshly cut game. Why would you not cut the steak a little bit smaller? When you toss a fish to a seal.

Yeah. And it flips it into the mouth and swallows it down its gullet. Why do you not ask fish to like a seal yeah and it like flips it into the mouth and swallows it down its gullet like why do you not ask them to cut it a little smaller what is can we get the that's good drop randy we got to cut that we got it that's got to be on the board what's the liquor that's next to him on the table i don't know but it's it's presented in a way that literally he's trying to promote it something want to yeah monteleone looks correct i'm gonna look up that price i hope it's like i hope it's like a 40 bottle of liquor that's good play it one more time disgusting dude he's so fucking disgusting he's just the most off-putting person

i've ever come across does it um before you rush to judge he's got dog tags on i know dog tags outside the shirt that's okay um he's not he's not military dave how do you know that's stolen valor how do you know because look at him you know? That's stolen valor. How do you know, dude? Because look at him. You know who also has dog tags outside his shirt? Tim Robinson, the dangerous night sketch. And that's literally this guy. That's true. That shirt's dope. Arguably a shacket.

Arguably. And it's kind of giving Dylan. He's not giving Dylan. Oh, he's not? Okay. No. Look at his face, dude. is he on cameo yet dude i don't know what animal does his face resemble i don't know you gotta get past his looks i can't

you can i say something that's completely wrong yeah and i used to have a friend who was pigeon toad so i can say this but this guy gives pigeon toad for sure pigeon toad yeah yeah yeah he gives pigeon toad for sure would you rather be pigeon toad or uh penguin waddled i think penguin i don't know my buddy had had a pigeon toes like he wasn't moving very quick it seems pretty annoying to him those penguins can waddle though i think slightly pigeon toed is a trait that scouts look for in an athlete like slightly pitch a little bit like it's it's okay yeah i think so so if i was like in the combine oh klein's gonna go man oh i yeah i need to climb i'm gonna i'm gonna decline i need to climb the way in here okay i gotta chime in here let's just call him no don't call him yeah he'll totally pick up

i oh nick he's on a run and i don't know what kind of run he's on right now but it's something that i'm paying attention to and monitoring but i don't think i love it has anybody checked on his boys from the yacht no it seems as though they've all uh been like hey nick we're not gonna partake in this hey we're out you didn't do this bit we're all uh been like hey nick we're not gonna partake in this hey we're out you didn't this bit we're done you didn't tell me we're doing a yacht and i wore tennis shoes you didn't tell me you're gonna take this bit as long as you can take it and i feel like it's only benefiting you and i'm tapping out yeah you can't be associated with him i mean if you don't want to take part in having a chef flown in i was right He is such an ick that even if he's like a friend of a guy that a girl's trying to date,

like all his friends are going to be like, or her friends are going to be like, dude, he's, well, he's friends with NFC. Wasn't he matching with somebody? Well, it sounds like you're telling people not to choose rich right now. I asked Klein, what does it say about an athlete who's slightly pigeon toed? He said, all the goats are pigeon toed. Give me one goat that's pigeon-toed. So Nick's goat.

Wouldn't that be like pigeon-hoofed? Yeah, goats don't have toes. Pigeon-hoof. It's a fair point, I guess. My hooves. Many successful sprinters and other athletes are pigeon-toed. Yeah, told you. Per a study done at the Seattle Children children's hospital in 1996 it gives athlete

if you're if you're figured out like this you're joelle mb paul wall paul george paul wall paul wall sorry what's his name yeah what's up paul i got confused by paul george uh jimmy butler isaiah thomas especially isaiah apparently all right i don't feel bad about it. I just goaded this dude. I saw where Paul Wall is back with the camp now. His chain, it lit up like a lamp. Really? Yeah. It has to be something with the pigeon toes.

Does he have any dog tags? Dude, there's no doubt that Paul Wall has multiple dog tags. I just don't think I can become a necklace guy. I kind of want to be a necklace guy. I know. It's never been a better time to become a necklace guy. I just don't think I a necklace guy. I know. Like, necklaces, it's never been a better time to become a necklace guy. I just don't think I have it.

When Dave got that gold chain for like two weeks, I was like, man, he beat me to the punch. I'm kind of gel. But then he stopped wearing it. Why did you stop wearing your chain, dude? It's for special events.

Did it hang low? My chain? Like that song. What do you think? Yeah. I mean, it was mainly like my sternum a little bit. Yeah, that's probably, that's pretty normal, I think. Yeah.

What was it like to my navel? Right. Or my testicles? Let's all be chain guys together. I don't know if I want to be chain, though. What do you want to be? I don't know. Like hemp?

Yeah, I might go puka. Did you see he unmatched from a nice young lady? He got a match? Yeah, and I guess someone tweeted at him, so he unmatched her. Her name was Jane. She looks way better. Yeah, he definitely put photos of a boat on his profile. He said unmatched.

Tweeting me was choosing poor. People were surprised that he's in his 40s. What age did you think this guy was? Yeah, why are you surprised? People thought he was 28 or something. I thought he was going or something i thought he was gonna be like a like a i i if you if you put a gun in my head i would have said he's like a a messy 38 i would have said 42 so this otani guy are we talking to tom no we're not talking about i gotta i gotta read it. There's so much stuff coming out. There's too much information.

I don't know what's right and what's wrong. Did you see Micah Parsons was at the Chainsmokers show in Vegas? No. He was there. Can they still go? They were doing some kind of mix with You Belong With Me, Taylor Swift's song. And they put the camera. He had the camera on.

Micah was kind of singing it. You could tell he wasn't real comfortable with the words, but he was kind of mouthing along. He's a chain smokers guy. Who is it? I mean, you'd go. Who isn't dude? If I got offered access and they get the- If you're in Vegas and they're like, hey, chain smokers, you're like, yeah. I only see chain smokers if it's on a private island and I'm with a really drunk Will. I wasn't that drunk. Who wants to interview him? I don't think I, was I? Why are you shaming him? I don't think I was that drunk. With Will, on the beach. So you're sober now?

I actually helped the drunk person get home that day. Get home? We were sitting on a ship. No, we had to put her on the boat. Oh yeah, she was drunk. She was drunk. She fell asleep on my shoulder on the way back. I know.

It was kind of endearing. It was cute. I was like, she's being a nice drunk person. It was cute. Yeah, she was. You're a drunk shamer. No, I'm not. No, Dylan's not a drunk shamer.

He could be way more of a drunk shamer. I like to turn up. Dude. I like to turn up. I like to flip that. Yeah, put that in the theme song for This Weekend at Fun. I like to turn up. You were riding a high from that in the theme song for this weekend at fun i like to turn up you you were riding a high from that pigeon toad thing yeah i want to know what that's

about something i guess with the hips i don't know your hips i don't know the science behind it but there's something to it okay guess right now what it is though guess the science it's a new segment just the way your your your ankles are springy i don't know you know okay and that's it that's guess the science with dylan i'm not trying to out my boy but like he didn't have it like that was it tube socks no no no i don't think nick has it like that either for the record all right the dude is not an athlete i don't think he's that to be clear recapping the seg will said nick is giving pigeon toad you can't have a humpback and's an athlete. To be clear, recapping the seg, Will said Nick is giving pigeon toad? You can't have a humpback and be an athlete at the same time.

Oh, it doesn't look bad. Okay. Name one humpback athlete. Just got to be a golfer. Yeah, maybe. See, Barn Rat was leading a DP World Tour event the other day. Oh, yeah? Yeah, dude.

He's back. Yeah, I don't think he won it. Barn Rat's back. But I also didn't circle back on the results of that tournament. See, our old pal Keith Mitchell was in the final pairing yesterday. I turned it on. He was five over. No longer on the coverage. I feel like we've talked about him.

Maybe we've just tweeted. I don't know. People are talking about your final pairing. Especially Randy. Talking about your balls. Final pairing. Kawaisimoto? I'm sorry? especially Randy. Talk about your balls. Talk about your arms. Kawai Zimoto. I'm sorry?

A athlete hunchback. Kawai Zimoto. He's doing a Quasimodo and Kawhi Leonard. Wow, that's a good one. That's what he's doing. That's a good joke, Randy. That's what he's doing. My hip's gong.

Nah, that's not gong worthy. Before we get into Bit Madness round two, can we talk about Demonic Face Dude? I don't like this story. Dude, this guy, he's the opposite of Dylan now. Dylan's a super recognizer. Everyone knows that.

But some dude got a rare disorder that causes him to see people's faces as demons. What the F is going on? I think he's seeing people's faces as demons. Oh, okay. Yeah. This is happy. It's just weird.

This says, Victor Schirra had always had sharp vision, but one life-altering day in November 2020, he noticed out of the blue that people's faces around him looked demonic. Was he vaxxed? Their ears, noses, and mouths were stretched back, and there were deep grooves in their foreheads, cheeks, and chins.

It might be a jab play. If you're watching on YouTube, we have a visual up of what it does to people's faces, and I have to say this is not ideal. It's giving Zelda? Yeah. Yeah, it's very Elfie. It makes it look like he's in a video game.

This one sucks. Some of these people look mega cute, though. Imagine going on a date and being like, I guess I'm going to date this girl who looks the least demonic. Like, her face just sets up well for my game. How does your brain do this to you? What's going on? Hey, talk about beer goggles.

Oh! Don't take a cocky sip of your coffee. Dude, he went demon mode. He's stuck in demon mode, apparently. There are fewer than 100 published case reports at PMO. Oh, it's a thing. Yeah, dude. It's PMO, dude.

Obviously. Have you guys ever seen the movie with Roddy Rod Piper called They Live? They Live. No. No. Roddy Piper, a wanderer without meaning in his life, discovers a pair of sunglasses capable of showing the world the way it truly is. As he walks the streets of L.A., Nada, his character, notices that both the media and the government are comprised of subliminal messages meant to keep the population subdued and that most of the social elite are skull-faced aliens bent on world domination. Facts.

Lizard people, dude. So he puts on these glasses and he sees everyone as like a lizard, skull-faced lizards. Pretty intense. Anyway, check it lizard. It's pretty intense. Anyway, check it out. I don't really, that's, I had no plan for that anecdote, but I put it in there. So here we are. That doesn't sound appealing at all. Neither does this.

It sounds very rare. Demon face. What if you have little kids? They got demon faces too? Yeah. I don't think it discriminates dude hey you gotta fall in love with a demon i fell in love with a demon that's good dude yeah i don't like this at all and i stopped reading it because it freaked me out you'd

have to talk to your boys and be like hey dude is she cute like can can i bring her home you know some people have face blindness you know that i think i think brad pitt has face blindness actually he's legally blonde no i think he does i think i recently read this like he doesn't recognize anybody oh i mean the opposite of what i have. Do you think that, is that a good thing? Would you rather have face blindness or super recognizer? Super recognize. Are you kidding? Yeah, but then you always feel obligated to go say hi to someone that you met like three years ago.

He can't envision what people look like. I feel like you can, you might be good at recognizing people, but you don't remember people. I feel like if somebody, a listener that we met at a meetup five years ago walks up, you have no clue. I don't know. I don't know know who they are but like i've met you before i know you i know i have really yeah it happens to me all the time do you you register better than i do i don't remember shit facts i don't think i'm face blind no no you're not face blind you're just regular face appropriate what's this do to the body?

Does the body look the same? It's just face? It just makes everyone look super fucking slim thick Apparently it makes your body like a back road Like Dirty? Bumpy? I forgot how that song goes Chillin' on a dirt road What is a body like a back road?

It's curvy This one's about sloppy joe come on dave yeah but that's how you like them well slim thick with that cute ass did you get to the bottom of sloppy joe's uh existence while you were laid up what did i try he spends hours researching Sloppy Joe. You should see the bulletin board at home. It's just got string. You got yarn connecting pieces. That's good. It's tough. Turns out Sloppy Joe, not his real name. Really?

What's his government name? Sloppy Bill. Really? They changed it at some point. He had a bill reveal party. This is about the death of Sloppy Joe. Joeten some trouble. You had a bill reveal party. Good idea. This is about the death of Sloppy Joe. Joe. Maybe she tells us all we need to know on this. She drops some new heat.

I don't want to play it, but she drops some new heat. You should go check it out. What's it about? About the death. Who's it for? Huh? This is for- 90s country fans?

Okay. That's like, oh, is this song going to sound like a 90s country? Oh, it is. You were right when you told me. Somewhere between heaven and hell and a bale was a girl okay nobody knows what we're talking about mama and whiskey and she checks a lot of front porches front porches and maybe like uh the bed of a pickup truck dirt bag guys who just you had to kill yeah the law was paid for by his daddy or some shit yeah the

judge wasn't fair so mom had to kill him for the daughter it paid for by his daddy or some shit. The judge wasn't fair. So mom had to kill him for the daughter. It's good. A lot of things. Some tropes. Yeah. Check her out. Jingle bells. Bit madness. Round two.

Calm down. Faded out. That was pretty good. That was pretty good. Let's do Bit Madness. We're down to 32 teams. Is it presented by anyone? Presented by our friends over at Roback.

Roback.com. They got everything. Dude, their new shorts with the loops? The belt loops? Are you kidding me? Loopers. Are you kidding me? Loopers. They are awesome. Dude, their new shorts with the loops, the belt loops. Are you kidding me? Loopers. Are you kidding me? Loopers.

They are awesome. I wore them all week. Facts. Here's the thing. We've gotten some Roback in the mail lately, and they're making it real difficult for me to pick anything else for my master's fit. Yeah. Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Their polos, you just can't be their polos. I won't be. I unsurprisingly wore a Roback polo to play golf on Friday. I never sweat through it once. It was the perfect material. I'm just so happy with it. And all the backers out there can get backer 20, 20% off.

Backer 20. Backer 20. Load the cart. For 20% off. 32 teams left in Bit Madness. Here's the deal. We're going to go through all these matchups. We're going to determine which one we like the most. Before we do, can I do an airing of

grievances? Where's Dick Saloon? There's been a lot of chatter surrounding Bit Madness this year of where Dick Saloon is. Did they have a bad conference tourney? If you're going to throw some classics on the board, and I have no problem with that, you can't omit Dick Saloon. People did not choose Dick. There's a part of me that just wants to plug it in somewhere when we

see fit but i know that's going to mess up some brackets and i know dick saloon's going to go too far but i i like the listeners my brackets are just devastated about this my brackets busted anyway might as well throw it in can we just make this entire bracket like part of the like like this is presented by the dick saloon as well as Rowback Backer 20? If I know the listeners, they'll rectify this next year. I sure shit hope so. Make it right. We got a freaking print right here.

Sketch. Maybe they're forcing our hand. Maybe all the backers got together and they were like, this isn't a bit anymore. We're going to force them to actually make a bar called the Dick's Saloon. My great granddaddy built a bar and then burned it down. It was called the Dick Saloon. I was born right here in this darn pickup truck. Here's a song about it.

This darn pickup truck. She's awesome. Yeah, she's great. Yeah. You should make her your hall pass. I want to do a check there. Mary Cutter? I don to do a check there. Mary Cutter? I don't know.

Alright, number one in the too much dip side of the bracket, out blank way versus number eight, Randy hitting the Juby Slide. Tough matchup for Randy. This is a very tough matchup. This is going to be one of the harder hitting matchups today. Randy hitting the Juby Slide was great because it's I don't want to say it's rare that Randy saw

through a bit because Randy sees through a lot of bits. But he did it to him. The thing is I had to. But every single time someone says out Oklahoma way or out some way, it makes me smirk every single time. Me too. I really love it. One of my biggest issues with Randy hitting the Juby slide

is that I wasn't present for a lot of the Juby sliding that's happened. That's very fair. And so, like, I don't – I'm not even sure I've had a good look at one in general. A couple people have said that it was giving AI the video you posted. Wow. His Juby slide, like, is fine. It's fine. It's better than we could do.

It would have been better if he didn't tell us he was training to do it and he just busted it out. It doesn't give levitation like some of the real ones do. I'm voting the number one seed through out blank way. There's no way that's not going. No offense. There's no way that's not going through.

Sorry, Randy. I was going to vote for Jimmy Slide. That's a tough pay, dude. It made like Purdue. This is one that I'm okay losing to. I don't know what you're even saying. Yeah, the Jimmy Slide is definitely giving.

My Boilermaker's looking good, though. 106 points, most they've ever scored in a tournament game. Anyways. Oh, so you're buying into the hype. Oh, yeah. You're buying into the hype. I am a little more excited after watching that last game. Okay, okay.

Don't get too excited. Why are you generationally glazing this team right now? Because I've been a fan my whole life. It's my whole generation. I have multiple generations of fans. My generation. But Gonzaga, we'll see. Oh, generational, huh?

Maybe you'd like this next one. Number five, Merchant of Death versus number 13, Generational Glazing. Merchant of Death. The Merchant of Death for me is a major player in this tournament. Bro, these Kimoke thing is bad, dude. Have you seen it? Do you think there's smoke?

Do you think there's fire where there's smoke, Merchant? It's just that more impressive what Brittany was able to do. Do you think she was ever subjected to anything that's remotely what Mulkey's been accused of? We really traded a basketball player for a guy named the merchant of death he's a known killer or at least you don't get that nickname without taking some bodies you know i think in terms of being a coach mulky's out of this world she's like the mulky way ah that's good dude that's good you know you want to do it. Do it. No, no. I'm voting Merchant of Death through.

Generational grazing is a phenomenal statement, but it doesn't do enough bit for me. It's not a bit. I'll end it right here. I, too, am going to vote for the Merchant of Death. I'm not ready for Dave's impression to go away. Let's be honest. It probably wouldn't go away. Let's be honest. It probably wouldn't go away. It's probably true.

It's true. Number three, El Glissadente 2024 versus number 11, Scampi. I'm getting hungry. That's good. Here's the thing. Dylan never liked Scampi from the beginning because Dylan was not a part of the dinner where Skampi was born. No, y'all did it without me. And so you're always going to be against that.

You weren't at Brando's lunch? That's not when it originated at Sammy's. I wasn't invited. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. I didn't invite me. Well, to be clear, I don't think Dave and I made the reservation. And I don't think Dave and I had anything to do with the actual planning of said dinner.

No, that was when we were like specifically, like, Dylan cannot be part of this. No. He's not ready for this scampi. Dave and I sat down beforehand. We were like, we're going to get a really good bit off the ground at this dinner, and we don't want Dylan to be there. That's what happened. And it's going to be an 11 seed.

But I know you don't want to vote El Gliz either. I don't want to vote for either one of these. I'm voting El Gliz. Hey, this is a real Sophie's choice. If this was Picada like it was in the last round, I'd be voting Picada.

But it's scompy, so I'm voting Gliz Adente. Dave's not going to give me the onus. I know he's going to vote El Gliz. Dylan, this is a real damned if you do, damned if you don't situation.

Just vote El Gliz. This is a real catch-22 for you. Go ahead. Scomps. What did Dylan do? He went scomps, dude. Gliz, dude. Obviously. I, uh...

A torch has been passed to a new generation. Gliz. Yeah, that was... I'm excited for him to make his grill marks on this nation. That's good. That's not good. Number 10. In all his deal sigs versus number two juxtaposition

i still don't approve of in-office deal sigs no i don't approve the way he presents it if he's also the actual act of smoking inside of the place if brett was a real smoker i'd be more into it but for me it's the juxtaposition he doesn't't even inhale. He doesn't inhale. He doesn't look right lighting it. No, he just doesn't look like a real smoker. It looks like a guy who's never picked up a cigarette. Real smokers look cool lighting a cig. He doesn't look cool lighting a cig. No offense to Brett, but it looks just bad. I understand being coy

within the confines of a work environment and lighting a cigarette up. I understand there's hesitations there, but you have to just own it more. Yeah, the end result is the same. You're lighting a cigarette. Are we all goingxto here juxto juxto it's a juxtaposition play yeah he needs to be more swaggy with it that's for sure number two zock hard versus number 10 dave's jfk voice i'm impressed your jfk voice has made enough of an impression on people to make it this far as you just did it.

It doesn't come out very much. He was famously assassinated a long time ago. Sad day. Really? Sad day. A sitting president? Mm-hmm. Sitting in a convertible. Yeah, he was sitting when it happened.

He got shot in the head. In a car. Back into the left. Cadillac. Well, they're all bulletproof. Surely. He got shot in the head. In a car. Back into the left. Cadillac. Well, they're all bulletproof. Surely. This one was a drop top. They dropped the top.

They had to drop the top to stunt. They listened to DJ Screw when it happened. You got to think the person who was like, should we go, it's pretty nice out. Should we go top down today? Mistake. Yeah. Not it.

I know. I know like everyone in this town, literally everyone just hates you in Texas, but let's drop the top. Let's bust them titties out. Can you imagine that guy's reaction when he got shot? The guy whose decision it was? Yeah, like, oh, I got to, yeah.

Alan Dulles? We don't have to get into that. He starts going around like, no, I heard George said to put the top down. We got number two zackard 10 jfk voice you know that george bush claims he claimed before he passed away that he did not know where he was during uh when kennedy was assassinated he couldn't remember hw yeah really it's interesting because i feel like most people of that generation they kind of know it's kind of like where were you in 9-11? I was in fucking gym class or something. How do you not know? I don't know. A little weird.

Maybe. Interesting. Look into it. What? Yeah. Makes you think. Who do you want? Who do you guys want?

I'm going to go Zocard. That's my vote. Every time I eat pizza, I register when I'm eating the pizza and when the last time I had pizza was, even though it shouldn't own any real estate in my head. I have to go Zocard here. I'm going Zocard too. Like it's amazing how much I think about the fact that I've already eaten pizza

in the last however many days or since Sunday or whatever. Some have accused us of ruining pizza. It doesn't make you regulate your pizza intake. It's pretty hard to ruin big pizza furious we've tried number 11 real eaters versus uh number three let's go out this weekend i mean we just added that to the this this weekend and fun song so we kind of have to use it i am i'm still following timone and i still really enjoy a lot of his content for unintentional humor purposes. It's tough for me to get away from it. Does some of his stuff make you feel bad about yourself?

A little bit, but I think that's the goal. I'm like, ah, man, I think that's the goal. This guy is so spiritual and I'm just sitting here doing JFK's voice. All his priorities. He makes a good case to go all in on God. He appears to live in a dope location. He's mega shredded and he seems to be happier than most of us. But he also seems weirdly tortured inside. Yeah, he's a tortured soul. He's a dark soul. But he's ripped.

And he gives great life advice. Great life advice. And I'm doing Trump voice on my way into work on myself. So maybe he knows something I don't. Bro, let's go out this weekend. I'm going, let's go out this weekend. Yeah, it's got to be. He moves on. There's a crazy event happening that's the timon uh number four backers giving their stats on voicemails

number five standing on business oh um i really enjoy the creativity the creativity behind these stats from our backers from the list the listeners there's some people who don't know what that's about. And that, that's a great, this is a great time for us to plug the voicemails, the Patreon, patreon.com slash circling back podcast.

Telling you, uh, backers will leave voicemails for us and, uh, list their stats. Some will say, you know, pieces of pizza eaten in the last month,

or someone will say, I can bench press 840 pounds on the moon as weight is different up there. Yeah. These aren't actual stats. They're stats, but they're not like, they're not stats that we really needed to know, but we appreciate them.

Standing out business was good when Dylan first ran it, just threw everything and ruined it for everybody. But then it became like a thing that like brand Twitter accounts were using and stuff like that. I feel like it got too commercial, which is why I'm going with backers giving their stats on voicemails. I vote backers giving their stats.

Stats goes through. Stat boy. We got number nine back blown out of Plasties versus number one. What's the damage? I'm a little surprised. What the damage, got a one seed. Yeah, me too. Me too. Me too.

I was going to ask you what the damage was on your cheeseburger, but once I heard it was an aioli situation, I didn't want to have you talk about your finances publicly like that. Yeah, it's pretty high class. It was mid-range price. Oh, and you're doing Lakewood, no? What's an average burger price in Austin these days? $17. It's crazy.

Yeah. It's crazy what's happened. Stupid. Stupid. Burgflation. What are you going to do about that, Gliz? Yeah. How are you going to stem that?

I've been... Are you going to let Big Cheeseburger swing their all big meat around like this? Oh, yeah. Watch out. I don't know what policies I'm going to stand on quite yet. I'm still thinking them through. Okay. So you...

Okay. I'm not going to rock the boat here because he's admitting to working on this campaign right now back blown out of plasties i'm going what's the damage just because i feel like back blown out of plasty i feel like we more called it other things yeah we never even used that word what's the damage that definitely feels like something only us only like the three of us and four four of us find funny, but I'm happy it's in.

I'm going to go with what's the damage. It moves through then. And that concludes the retail therapy side of the bracket. Let's move over to the mail-in side of the bracket real quick. Oh, little guy. Here we go. Yep. Randy's just cooking right now.

We've got number one, it's a blank play versus number nine, brick. Oh, this is tough. I'm new here what is brick uh see brick is a term used to when people like really mess a situation up or fail a pejorative but what if you do that it's such a rapid clip that people just start calling you brit and what if your first name also starts with br so it just kind of works as replacing your first name with this word brick's fun i have fun with it i do too but i feel bad i feel bad about it because now it's a thing like i can't even post a photo of brett without getting like dm requests being like brick brick do people do brick emojis it's just me dude it's just me you can't even post any. He can't, dude.

If I'm him, I'm muting the brick emoji in my Instagram comments. And you know we're about to get a hard gram from him because he's out in Jackson Hole with a film camera. Do you think he wore the Jackson Hole shirt? No. I don't think he's got it like that. I mean, knowing him, he probably did because he's a brick. He sent us a text about to get beat up by some locals.

I'm like, well, if you're wearing your Jackson Hole shirt, you should be good. I have a major issue with his Instagram story that said dive bar martinis. That wasn't a dive bar. They had like numerous, like they had like 40 different beers you could choose and stuff. Dive bars don't do martinis. Exactly. No, I ordered a martini at a dive bar in New York one time and the woman took a plastic

cup, poured vodka in it, threw two olives in it and handed it to me. And I was like was like okay that works that works man i'm going into blank play will gets martinis at chili's it's true he was pumped dude that dude was so excited i might get one i might get one at uh he said you were the first person yeah he came out to see how it was dude a mall cheesecake factory martini yeah that's what's up hell yeah shaking no spencers beforehand no after i'd like to do a little trip around the mall just you know i think we do the mall after i forgot there's one at the mall have you seen the new lulu no it expanded at the mall

yeah mall's coming back baby also. It's a blank play. I'm voting for it. I'll go blank play. Okay, I was going to give you the onus by voting break, but it moves on. Number 12, chat GPTFMs versus four goon caves. This is the easiest matchup for me. Chat GPTFMs was a flash in the pan.

Goon cave is a lifestyle. And plus you have one. Yeah. I deflated the air mattress in the goon cave. I'll go goon cave. You know, I don't like talking about that publicly.

It's fair. It had to go through. Still a little soon for me to be thinking about goon caves, but yeah. Yeah, you're not allowed

to think about that yet, right? Not until I can for 30 times. Okay. Number three, that's life when you're a motherfucking

frat star versus what these seeds should be reversed will's disease voice or as it says on here will's on z's voice randy go ahead and play the clip that's high oh you want me to play yeah play the clip come on play the clip i can't um let me tell you it's been a terrible producing i dropped my my kombucha in the parking lot and spilled it all over the place. It was terrible. But here you go. Dude.

Hey, that's life when you're a motherfucking rat star. Which is how the TFM movie concludes. I'm kind of interested in the song. I know. The more we hear that clip, the more I'm always like, what is that song? It kind of sounds good. I might re-watch that movie. Do you think that soundtrack had a lot of stars on it?

I don't think so. They had like an Ariana joint joint it's all just free use music they found i might photoshop a receipt for buying that movie again and submit it to somebody and tell them i did it send it to purdue hey man can i get my six bucks wasn't worth it uh i'm gonna go uh will's and z's voice here yeah nz's has been hot you want me to update it no no no no no no too late well updated now it's what now i don't know what this is put it back azio aziz oh my god oh my god i'm a little rough today were we on a bus were we on a bus in Cabo

just after some I don't remember but you were doing the voice it was very I don't know I would play in Cabo after a couple marks

so as he's went through is that what I'm hearing yeah yeah that's what you heard damn sorry sorry frat stars hey that's life

number 10 Carve versus number 2 Pledge Voice. To be clear, it's Pledge Voice? It's Pledge Voice. Is it confusing today? Maybe if Carve had a little better service last time I was there, I'd vote for them.

You want scholastic probation? Did you get your charter pulled? You got a 1.2 this semester? It's confusing because we're mixing it with Puez. Okay. Puez voice goes through for me. Did the Juby slide not go through? Did no one like your Juby slide?

Do we blackball your best friend? Oh, sorry. Oh. Did we kill your best friend and put him in the dumpster behind he couldn't handle it it's pledge voice every time every time we start going down the the route of pledge voice i always end happy and this is where it gets confusing oh oh this is a tough one oh no now we have pledge number two versus number 10 mondos for those for those that are confused and just totally rattled by this pledge was what started pledge voice but pledge is a totally different proprietary product the

pizza wedge that's a pizza wedge that you put in your car so your pizza stays level in your your passenger seat i'll be honest every time i pick up za i think of the pledge i've been ordering za in more and so i don't think about the pledge as much as i used to what happened to our pledge it's here okay it's here should i just put it in my car i think it's underneath the tv yeah i think it's more of in a ceremonial spot there's a little pledge yeah we have the prototype there's two there's two little ones over here. Yeah, we have the prototype Pwedge. There's two little ones. The little one's over here somewhere, yeah. On top of the tapes there, Dylan.

There's another small one and a big one out there. This is the prototype Pwedge. Yeah. Why do we have that? Because they had to do it. They 3D printed it. They did a little prototype. Really cute. Okay. Let me see if I can figure out which backer sent that in.

What the fuck? I never really batted an eye when we got that. I'm just wondering why. It's not wedgie enough. Who made this? That's for your cocktail that you can just put in the side of your car. I'm going Pledge. Is there anything better than to just drive around with a cocktail?

I'm going P is there anything better than to just drive around with a cocktail I'm going pledge too I don't Mondo's is fine and stuff but like honestly it kind of gets in the way a little bit the second we shut the door to record an episode

you know it's over dude or it's like Will's like hey I better go in there or I'm gonna bring my Will's walking in to do the show it's like alright

got to record I'm gonna pee real quick then you hear that door shut and you're like no the fan turns on. Just kind of, just a lot of pacing around. Yeah. It's not Rhea time, but you know.

Stop. Shout to Kyler and Niffin, who made those pledges for us. Who? Dude, Kyler? Kyler. Niffin, or it's Kniffin. I'm assuming the K is silent in his last name. Oh, dude, Kniff?

Yeah, dude. Dude, Kniff. No, dude. Maybe it's Kniffin. Yeah, dude. I'm glad to hear is silent in his last name. Oh, dude. K-Niff? Yeah, dude. Dude, K-Niff. No, dude. Maybe it's Knife-Niff. Yeah, dude. I'm glad to hear he's doing well. No, they had to drop his ass from his pledge class. He was selling Adderall soccer team.

Yeah, but dude, he got in so early on that IPO that he's just been fucking flush with it. Nice. I keep up with him on Instagram. Why is it Barrett? K-Niff. It is Barrett. Pledge goes through. play it's gotta be

dude are we gonna get a pledge versus pledge that's what the people want people i don't want to like that's what people want engineer it but it's kind of they're both two seeds number six vortex models versus number three pay pick i went micro this weekend talking vortex did you i did that was a good tweet i did did. Miller Lite has yet to do really anything. They're cowards. Yeah, I don't know if I can in good faith vote Vortex at this point because they're not really scratching my back. I'm going to vote Vortex.

I'm voting PayPig. Onus, meet David. I'm enjoying the Vortex content. Hey, Onus Wagner, dude. I'm reading your tweet. It's a good tweet. Is it this one? It's a good tweet. No. It's a good tweet. Is it this one? It's a good tweet.

It's a quote tweet. You were probably under the knife. Oh, yeah. No, Dave. He had some good tweets this weekend. I went off, dude. I just did Vortex content the entire time. All right.

But yeah, I got to go PayPig because if Miller Lite was paying attention, they're just ignoring. Oh, this is tough. You went Vortex. Dylan went PayPig. Oh, man. I don't know. PayPig's tough because I don't like to glorify the fact that Dylan will just send random women money who he's never met and never will. Like through Venmo.

I don't like doing that. I'm not bothering you about i mean with my habits no but like it's as a friend like it's becoming a little concerning okay yeah i'm in venmo right now please don't share my transaction history who is trisha sparks don't worry about it with three x's is that the that the one? Mm-hmm. Oh, yeah. That's the one. Yeah. It sounds like a wrestler. Trisha Sparks.

Like, she's probably really... I can picture what she looks like. She's related to Bubba. Really? He didn't choose to rhyme. Ryman chose him. Vortex bottles. Oh, wow. Okay.

Okay. So we're not Venmoing random women money anymore. Will's got the uh recent uh viral micro viral tweet so should we just make them win and force them into a yes that it's a bag play for fraternity league versus number 12 women in stem oh you're gonna choose just blue bloods the toxic frat guy versus the women in STEM. Go ahead, Dylan. You know I love my women in STEM. Send some money.

I want women in STEM. I'm going women in STEM, too. You know I stand. You have to. Yeah, I was totally going to go women in STEM also, but it doesn't matter. I'm sure you were, David. Good stuff. Our final match of the day.

Number eight, Dylan following AI models. Shout out Mila Sofia. Mila Sofia. And versus number one, Pants Beer. Ah. That's a tough matchup for Mia. Yeah.

Anytime you go up against 12 ounces of Triple Hops brewed beer getting poured down your pants, it's tough. That's a great point. I had wet pants this weekend when the ice melted. Yeah, did you do any Pants Beers this weekend to uh maybe stop the stinging i didn't have a drop of alcohol

yeah but that doesn't mean you can't pour it on your pants i didn't want to absorb it through my were those doctor's orders you decided not to drink you get drunk because you absorbed your beer through your wound yeah it's a new way of consuming that's gross uh no doctor's order you didn't say but yeah i got a three-day antibiotic and pain pills which you i really didn't need but i was popping them anyway because i'm like that dude that's what's up i'm going pants beer i gotta go pants beer yeah i mean that's I don't hate that you're still following Mila Sofia

and you're keeping up I support her do you think there's any chance that like someone in your life has ever like Dylan I've noticed you follow this AI model

yeah maybe maybe no no one's going through my follows you're not gonna have some aunt come up to you at some point and be like

who's this Mila chick I saw you saw you liking some photos from a nice little young lady oh man oh dylan who is this there are still grown men who will respond to her tweets and be like oh my god you're so beautiful you're perfect like yeah she's not real what harm is that why does that do they like hope that she's gonna send them like ai nudes or something i don't know you remember the remember the aha, the Take On Me song, where it's a comic book and then it becomes real? Remember the late... All right.

No references. Yeah, it goes through the grocery store thing. Yeah. That's how it gets in there. This is what's going to happen to Dylan. Dylan's going to get brought into the Instagram and they're going to live happily ever after. The I universe.

Oh. Who won? I didn't get to pick. Pants beer, dude. P pants beer dude i have pants beer for sure sofia never had anything on pants beers well that's good another another round in the books we'll be back uh wednesday with uh the round of 16 is that all she wrote today i want you to comment on this image what why are you looking at this did jimmy carter die oh no i don't know god he's the joe by the joe biden jimmy carter family he's been edging death for like a full year now all right here's a health is he on your is he on your is he in your death draft that's too easy you can't pick him because he's like seconds well

yeah he's around one pick yeah you gotta go in the first overall. Who are your new deeper rounds? I'd rather not say. I don't want to put it out there in the universe. You don't share that publicly? You know, what if it actually happens? I feel bad and responsible for it. I'm worried about Vince McMahon personally this year. You know, after reading the expose in the lawsuit,

not really worried about him. Yeah. Yeah. That might be. It's not funny. He's on it's not funny he's on the radar but he's he's on the radar can't believe i never would have thought he would be a bad guy behind closed doors never thought that about vince mcmahon dude's always a person you least expect we'll always have the memes of him and the gifs and the gifts

okay i was doing the money sniffing meme. That's huge now. Of Vince McMahon. Dave, do you just play catch with a frisbee because you don't have any balls anymore? Y'all hate it more than me. Bye. Hold on.

That's not your best word. As a producer here, I need to fade out the laughter before I turn the volume back up. And then I can prepare myself to press the outro music. Bye.