Circling Back - Harboring Predatory Cats & Cool Teens at Denny's

Episode Date: December 18, 2019

Zeke Elliott's dad was harboring a predatory cat in Ohio, toilet seats are being designed to deter you from taking long bathroom breaks at work, and cool teens destroyed a California Denny's during a punk show. We also hit This Weekend in Fun and Brett's Breaking News. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter (17:19) Zeke Elliott’s Dad Harboring A Predatory Cat (33:54) Sloped Toilet Promoting Office Productivity (43:38) Cool Teens Destroy Denny's (1:02:22) This Weekend In Fun --- Send in a voice message: https://podcasters.spotify.com/pod/show/circling-back/message Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the early bird cbd studio in austin texas my name is will to freeze to my right david ruff i finished the silicon valley final season last night will how'd it go for you? It went well. I watched the last three episodes back to back to back. Okay. No one's doing that. Very few people, if anybody.

I have to say, I was happy. I was happy that it was ending because it was time. But it left a lot to be desired. I don't want to spoil it for anybody. Although we probably could. Who cares?

It's been like two weeks, right? I was actually standing in line last night at dinner waiting. There's a line at the restaurant we went to. And the girls behind me were cool teens. Uh-oh. And they were talking about the Silicon Valley finale. Did it make you anxious to be around cool teens? It did.

Dude, these girls would have bodied me. Would have never guessed cool teens would be watching Silicon Valley. So these might have been cool teens that are in college, like 19-year-old cool teens. They used to be cool teens. These are freshman or early sophomore year art school kids. These are cool young adults.

Yes. Like, cool, cool. I said something to Sally. She turned around and she. Yes. Like, cool, cool. I said something to Sally. She turned around and she goes, oh, yeah, they're cool. They were talking about Silicon Valley and one of them asked the coolest looking one,

hey, what do you think of it? And she just goes, oh, trash. Okay. And I was like, okay. I found my take. I wonder what she was looking for. Like, I'm not going to dispute that. It was scary. But yeah, I'm not going to dispute that. It was scary.

But yeah, I thought they could have done a little bit better in the finale. Oh, well. Yeah, it was... I will say this. My favorite thing about anything Mike Judge is just kind of like the characters on the periphery. So like the dude who became Guilfoyle's like, kind of like a assistant, the long haired guy with the gray,

the gray ponytail. And he just said like two words, but the way he said them, he nailed it. And it was like, you know, that's about a specific person. Yeah.

Like, you know, someone in my judge life or judge's life or whoever wrote it. Like, it was like, this is a dude, an it guy that they have worked with before. I did enjoy that show as a whole i'm bummed it's over i did not think the last season lived up to the rest of the seasons as much they they ran i mean it's the same thing

it's the same thing and like you can only have a company be in danger so many times before i don't care anymore and not having erlich there as like the outlandish comedy relief was kind of a bummer all season and they i think they realized that halfway through taping they're like get russ in here uh russ delivered i will say this russ russ vest was tight and now i know why people have been making puddle of mud references to me for the better part of a week he's a big puddle of mud guy big puddle of mud guy um also shout out to sw guy. Also, shout out to Swole Dinesh. Did y'all see that? Yes.

A lot of people talking about that. I got a text from a frequent person who's brought up on this podcast, Jack Hammer, Dan Register. Wow. And he's very upset. He's like, I'm not going to live in a world where Dinesh from Silicon Valley is more jacked than me. Or I believe he used the word yoked.

Did you read his very long Instagram post when he revealed the picture? I read some of it. It took him one year to transform, and he had, the studio paid for his personal trainers and nutritionists, so it was,

I mean, he didn't do any cheating whatsoever. Which studio? Like HBO? He did this for a marvel movie he's so i don't know what marvel studios i guess i don't know are they their own oh my god i'm just seeing this photo for the first time oh yeah he took him a year he is ripped vascular ripped yeah it's crazy he's at the point of two ripness is Is this, like, this just looks photoshopped.

It really does. That's post-pump, and the lighting's great. He looks great. Why are you poo-pooing Dinesh's jackedness? I'm just saying, it looks extra jacked. Anyone in this room could get close to that jacked if they had the training and nutrition. Mark my words, if I get casted in a Marvel movie, I will get jacked if they had the training and nutrition mark my words if i get casted in

a marvel movie i will get jacked okay your word consider it marked 40 or 4 minutes and 27 seconds into marked december 18th podcast just mark my words can i just say that i think he is too jacked and i would never want to be that jacked because once you get to that point like you everything has to be perfect and like the moment you do like have like a sunday where like you you went out the night before and you go get like popeyes like you're losing you're putting on two percent body fat like the next day oh you look dope but the lifestyle is trash you're eating chicken and rice and broccoli i was at the grocery store the other day and there was this absolutely jacked old dude and props to him like

he looked great for being maybe like probably 50 but i looked at his cart i didn't want to eat anything in there i was like oh man have fun with uh those 12 bear chicken breasts you're gonna eat tonight raw almonds and chicken breasts and brown rice it's no way to live i can't live like that. No. Shout out to Dinesh, though. Yeah, he's... Looking good. Do you think he's off, like, beer and alcohol, too?

Oh, yeah. Absolutely. Yeah, for sure. So, and for that reason... I'm out. I want to see what his lower body looks like. I need to see what the leg sitch is. I could see him having thick boy dad legs.

Yeah. But now I'm, like, wondering, I'm, like, does he have the genetics and he just didn't do anything about it? I could see him having thick boy dad legs. Yeah. But now I'm wondering, does he have the genetics and he just didn't do anything about it? Well, here's the thing. You could tell, I told Dan this, in the show, you could see his shoulders are developed in Silicon Valley. He's not ripped, but you could tell he has a frame. He had a base.

Yeah. Okay. So it's not that surprising. It is uncomfortable. It's weird. It's weird. I'm ready for my intro. Whenever you're ready, Will.

Well, the Silicon Valley enthusiast, Dylan Shivery. Hey, what's up? Silicon? Yeah. Okay. Did anybody see Dave just go, he popped the mic hold on this is my intro sorry to interrupt but why are you why are you trying to cuck his intro because 36 minutes in we've been doing it for three years not a thing we do but but dave just popped mic out like he was

like he was beginning his stand-up set i didn't like the level of this um it changes from day to day hey guys i'm happy to be here So glad to be in the studio with you guys. Thanks for my intro. Well, I showed you guys yesterday, but we marked a bobcat out at the ranch yesterday. The bobcat was actually marking a chicken, one of our chickens. And so- Did he say the chicken? The chicken did not make it. Chicken is deceased, but so is the bobcat now. How much did the bobcat gold toy? I'm sorry? Gold waste?

How much did it weigh? What were you trying to do there? You did a lot of things right there. I don't think he weighed it, but they don't get big. 19 pounds is what the internet says. Is he going to mount it? I don't know. Good-looking cat, man, really.

But you can't be snatching our chickens. I had to do cat man really well you can't be snatching our chickens had to do it to him you can't be snatching our chickens they disappear they disappear all the time and now we know the culprit and it was this little bobcat that is no longer with us what was it is it true that like the bobcat's final words were i love chicken yes that is true that's. That's what happened. Anyway, it's lit out there, man. A lot going on at the Horn Ranch. Shooters everywhere. Yeah.

Old Bobcat action. What did he take it out with? Like a.45? He stays pretty strapped out there. I don't know. He has weapons all over the place. So he has shooters everywhere?

He has shooters everywhere. I mean, we have one of those, like a mule, you know, off-road vehicle, four wheels. Yeah.

And on the ceiling, he has rifles strapped in there and a little... Does he have a turret? I think he might have a sawed-off shotgun. No, he does not have a turret.

That's lame. Do you think he got it with a grenade launcher? Does he have a tank? A Panzer, perhaps? Ooh, a Panzer. That's old school. I don't think he has any of the things you just mentioned. Or what if he just called in an airstrike?

He did the little light thing where he spotted it, and then just 60 seconds later. He called in an airstrike? Alpha team, yeah. Do you do mortars out there mortars yeah i've always wanted to to do that i feel like it's one of the more dangerous things you can do once a year you see a video of some foreign military like botching a mortar launch yeah like drop it in the wrong way and it's yeah and then they all scamper yeah no we don't do that out there

Camper. Yeah. No, we don't do that out there. You ever done mortars, Will? No, I haven't. I have to go back on a take I had a while ago from touching base days. You guys ready for this? I officially believe that we landed on the moon.

Oh, really? I'm 100% now. Wow. Yeah. Before, I was like 75% that we did it. What tipped the scales for you? I just started thinking about it last night. I was watching The Crown, and I was like, you know what? All the things that would have had to go into doing a fake one,

it would probably be easier to just land on the fucking moon. Yeah. Welcome to society. Yeah. I believe they did release some of the propaganda they released was actually filmed and staged like in wasn't that wasn't the theory that it was like in like nevada they had like a giant warehouse where they like yeah did everything definitely yeah the crown had they had a moon landing episode really i didn't know the crown was into that dope shit yeah i apparently

queen elizabeth went to the moon. They landed on the moon, baby, yeah. Does Britain have a space program? That was Austin Powers discussing the moon landing. That still holds up. They haven't made it to space yet. I feel like they just rely on us. They're still working on it.

Do they realize it's probably a colossal waste of money? Well. I mean, for them it it. Do they realize it's probably a colossal waste of money? Well. I mean, for them it is. For us, it's like we just, you know, we wanted to flex. I get it. The one thing I wonder is why we haven't gone back. We need to go back.

We're going back. Just to show it. I thought we were going back. We're putting a base on the moon. Going to like Mars and shit. Okay. I bet we already have a base on the moon. I hear Elon spends his weekends there.

Is there a joke coming here? No. I thought we were doing Rob Baze or something. No. I'm just saying. I'm just promoting conspiracy theories that are wildly unfounded. Okay. That's kind of what we do here.

Did you intro Dylan? Dylan, shivery. What's up, man? Oh, I get a second intro? Oh, no, we're good, dude. though thank you oh hey uh we have two episodes left of uh the worst of on patreon is you shitting me they get better each week they've been linking and building week after week uh it's you still have time not that much time to get your stories in at worst of at washmedia.com this past uh tuesday yesterday we did the worst of christmas part one next tuesday where's the christmas part

two new year's eve we're launching the worst of new year's eve let me tell you this right now i'm going to put this out there this offer it's 9 47 a.m cst central standard time for the next 24 hours if you are currently not optimized and you become optimized and you send me evidence of this, I will respond in some manner. You will like the tweet? Responses may vary. All rights reserved. Is this people that upgrade from 5 to 10? Both.

Okay. Brand newbies who go straight up to the ten. Anybody who goes opto. Wow. No one's going opto. Actually, a lot of people are going opto. Shout out to all the optos out there. There's a story from the episode yesterday that starts at a strip club at a marina at 4 a.m.

Should not exist. And ends on Christmas morning. That is my favorite story I've ever heard. It was a good one. Oh, my God. It was a good one. That poor bastard. The poor girl involved.

Can we get the movie rights to this? Honestly, the family, too, who had to be on the opposite end of that. Like, they were in hell, too. Like, what? If you're the dad, are you kind of like, this is funny. Yeah. The dad and the brothers have to be. Yeah, like, this is kind of enjoyable. 100%. For all of us. 100%. Will's yeah the dad and the brothers have to be yeah like this is kind of

enjoyable 100 for all of us 100 will's big thing was with the brothers he's like those guys gotta they gotta help you out on christmas morning it might be his it might be his issue for not talking to the brothers first but like i just feel like you gotta gotta stick together it's not give away too much let's not give away too much let's's not give away too much. Let's let these people go opto. Yep. Get opto. You've got to communicate, Will. We've got Christmas and New Year's Eve in the hopper. We're stuff at watchmedia.com.

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I'm getting better. I mean, you eat cubed turkey for dinner. Like, your habits aren't great. This has nothing to do with my dental hygiene. Okay, I'm just saying. I take care of my teeth, man. You know what good habits for brushing your teeth are? Brush for two minutes, twice a day.

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I used two of those three today. Not to flex. Okay, I didn't use. I didn't floss today. I floss night aren't you a knife yeah you only floss at night yeah if you're flossing in the morning did you like also can i point out there's only like two spots in my teeth that have ever have anything in them that's visible i know you just can't see the shit that's going on i know i'm just saying okay i mean that i got a full full-on pork chop in there last night. Ew.

You had a whole pork chop in your teeth. I did. That seems unnecessary. I had Tuk Tuk. I had Thai food last night. Well, at least you had a quip to cure that. Oh, quip to cure that. It saved me.

Do you guys know that the quip floss dispenser comes with pre-marked strings, so you're not just pulling out three feet of floss for just one tooth? That's the worst feeling in the world. That huge you shouldn't be doing that wrap it around my hands like like 10 times each and just going at it it's too much it's too much oh wow but the quip also delivers fresh brush heads floss and toothpaste refills to your door every three months with free shipping so your routine is always right their timing is impeccable stupid impeccable and if you go to getquip.com circling back right now you'll get your first refill free that's your first refill free at getquip.com circling back that's g-e-t-q-u-i-p.com circling back quip good habits company hey speaking of dental care you guys get your uh your dental insurance cards no thank you

i got a big package the other day got mine yesterday i haven't opened it this is not in a big package oh it's just in an envelope should be getting them so keep an eye i haven't checked my mail in like three days not you yeah i didn't do it the insurance company's just sending dave like influencer packages there's like t-shirts and hats and stuff in there. Yeah. Welcome to UnitedHealthcare. They want me to flex on that low deductible. We're not United anymore, are we? I thought we matched that Blue Cross button. Our dental is United.

Our health insurance is Blue Cross Blue Shield. Have we gotten approved for health insurance? Yeah, I never got an email saying. It's still pending. Because the last day to enroll for regular, I think, was this previous Sunday. It's still pending, but it seems like we're a shoe in. Man, I hope so, because my health is paramount. Your health sucks, right?

We're all very healthy. Yeah, we are. Thankfully, I didn't have to use my health insurance in 2019, even though I spent an ass load on it. Yeah, I didn't go to the doctor once. to me you know what's really cool I did go to the doctor that squeezed my nuts uh that wasn't covered by insurance so that was good uh yeah I I did that only I had two trips to that doctor and um let me just say the trash ass plan that I had uh didn't do me a lot of favors no it sucks been calling and even though I know what they're going to say I've been calling in and just being like

What's going on like why am I paying this It's just catastrophe insurance If you need like substantial surgeries It'll got you back but that's it Yeah you get what you pay for I guess Yeah Which wasn't much I'm looking forward to the day where I can call and cancel

You don't have to Just don't re-enroll playboy Just don't renew it which wasn't much. I'm looking forward to the day where I can call and cancel. You don't have to. You just don't re-enroll, playboy. You just don't renew it. Oh, okay. It doesn't feel as good to call and cancel. Yeah, I want to be like, ugh, hashtag canceled.

Is that what you're going to say? Yeah, I'm going to hit him with the pound sign. Hey, should we talk about Zeke Elliott's dad harboring a predatory cat? I thought this was a joke when somebody sent it to me but apparently it's real uh zeke's dad facing 21 counts over exotic african cat that was unfortunately killed by police this is in ohio of course why did the police kill it i was attacking a neighbor's dog. And it was violent. They killed it in the middle of the attack.

Let's see. Sheriff's deputies searched a Columbus area property owned by El Mohamed Zikstad on October 13th after responding to a call that a bobcat was attacking a neighbor's dog, according to the dispatch. When the deputies arrived on the scene, they shot and killed the cat they felt was a threat.

So I guess it was wild wild did it kill the dog no the dog survived it's called a cert the cat is a serval s-e-r-v-a-l not a bobcat which they thought it was it's a wild cat native to africa according to the san diego zoo they're small slender cats with long legs, a lean body, a short tail, and a small head. I likened it to a mini cheetah. It's not spotted like that, but similar in their build and whatnot. It's like if a bobcat and a cheetah mated a little bit. I gotta say, these cats do look tight. Yeah. I can see why you might want one.

You don't need one, though, in your Columbus suburb. Yeah. Do we know what kind of dog this thing was attacking? That we don't know. It was a Springer Spaniel, I believe. All right. Kill the cat. It had to have been a tiny dog.

I don't know. Yeah. I don't know. How much do these things get up to? I can't tell from the photos. 30 or 40 pounds at most. Most? Okay. 21 counts seems like a lot.

21. Like how? Like what are the counts? Charged for owning an exotic animal without a permit, which is a first degree misdemeanor. Let's see. Failure to notify of a dangerous wild animal escape okay instruction of official business and failure to have a dangerous wild animal signage on cage according to the report just a lot of a lot of

like uh code and statutory stuff that just no one really cares about because this happens like once a year if someone gets busted for this shit. I got popped for obstructing official business. Fuck that. Who cares? What did you obstruct? Official business. What was the business?

I just said that. It was official. Damn. Well, I lied to the police officer about my name. They weren't a fan of that. I thought it was a good bit. Wait, they really charged you with that? Yeah.

I got it expunged because I'm a bad boy. Or a good boy. That's bad boy shit, man. Yeah. What was the name on your fake ID? I didn't have a fake ID. Really? Well, I did for like a little bit, but I don't remember what it was.

You just gave him a fake name. It was terrible. The first time I used it, the guy was like, no. I was like, yeah, that makes sense. This is really bad. Mine was Pete Mitchell. Shouts to... Pete Mitchell.

Yeah, shouts to Top Gun. Oh, that's... It literally was from Connecticut. You're so lame. Was your photo on it or were you using somebody else's? No, it was Tom Cruise. No, it was mine.

We had the full... You could pick your address. You could pick your... Nice. What if your photo was upside down or inverted? Oh, I was going to wear my sweater today. Well, you didn't, so...

You dumbass. My mom is wearing hers. I was inverted sweater to her uh company christmas ugly sweater are you kidding me how do we not have a photo of this oh my god i've actually got one let's do numbies at dave what's your mom's first name jen that's right jen shouts to you jen yeah i don't think she's great i don't think she's a listener my dad is okay all right jen Send this clip to her. Is your dad opto?

He is optimized. Who else is optimized? Paradox Brewery. You become more and more like Micah every day. They have a company subscription? I don't think so. My dad and sister are both optimized. Can we have Brett just hang out with Micah for a week straight?

I don't know if we want that yes what's what's that about i just want you to just pick up the retreat mannerisms and stuff the retreat with my pick up his manner i don't want to find out that your your dad's like got a bluetooth speaker i'm sure he does he seems like a smart man who's playing for the future um i don't want to hear that he's like playing through his personal subscription are uh optimized content for a bunch of people in the brewery who aren't opto that would be a violation it hard to say on that on account of the brewery's not open yet to to public people um but i'll ask public people What are public people? Patrons. Okay. Optimized? You got to think they're not at this point.

Maybe some. What's your dad working with? JBL? He does have a JBL. Yeah, there's a JBL in our living room, actually. Okay. But we have a Bose sound bar. Who's his financial advisor? Wow.

Okay, flex. Yeah, we have a Bose sound bar. It's actually my uncle. Really? Yeah, he keeps it in the family. I've got a guy at Goldman Sachs in their BTS department flags yeah we have a both sound visor uh or sound sound bar um it's actually my uncle really yeah he keeps in the family i've got a guy at goldman sachs in their bts department who's been working with me a little bit but it's it's sex it's sax this is like george michael hey we need to stop talking about the interest rates are just fucking skyrocketing lately well it depends on what the fed wants to do you know the impeachment inquiry has has jbl stock all over the place.

Can I ask a question that pertains to the news story we were talking about and not Bluetooth speakers? I guess. If you could harbor one exotic animal in your home. Oh, it's a kangaroo. What? That seems destructive. It's so tight. No, you couldn't.

Dude, kangaroo. Dude, they're tight. No, dude. You can't have one of those in your house't dude kangaroo dude they're tight no dude you can't have one of those in your house they can punch they're tight animals they have pouches just spar with your kangaroo every morning yeah just yeah you gotta keep your head on a swivel around those things man are you good today they're not gonna kill you but they'll piece you up if they have to remember that dude who just fucking socked that one yeah actually you probably have him on the ranch like no, no joke.

Not in town. He does not. No, like, you could, I'm saying. Oh, yeah. If you brought them to there, they'd probably survive is what I'm saying. Yeah. Just live amongst the bobcats. Why don't you? You know, it hadn't really crossed my mind at this point, David.

It was on this very podcast that you asked, like, the legality of buying or purchasing a kangaroo. Yeah. No, we're talking kangaroo under your this uh scenario that you just laid out can we assume that the animal will not attack us in our family yes yes we can we assume that well no i think you do have to incur the risk that it might snap one day and kill our bears out of the question yeah like also in this climate, it's just not going to work. You have to keep him in a freezer.

Yeah, that's like getting a husky and making it live in Austin, Texas. You can't do that. We have a walk-in freezer at the ranch. He could stay in there for a little bit. Okay, that's nice of you. Polar bears hibernate? I guess they do. No, they don't.

Which is when they are at their peak because the seals have to jump out on the ice to rest. Wow. Sorry. The day he learned how big a polar bear was, he just went in

and like started researching that. How much Adderall are you on? No, when you, when you smoked a bunch of pot and then watch like Smithsonian Channel at night and it's just always,

it's like wild Antarctica or wild Alaska. Yeah. And they tell all those stories. I like it when it's wild on. With Brooke Burke. That was a good show. Dude, Brooke Burke.

Grant never had to deal with that. No, I don't know what we're talking about. Brooke. You know who Brooke Burke is? No. She might have been my numero uno. So you haven't seen her Maxim spread from 2003? I was nine, so no.

Sounds like a perfect time. I was like Summer Sanders was like my first. I learned that I was going to. She is like Summer Sanders was like my first. I learned that I was going to. She's so bootleg compared to Brooke Burke. Aren't you a big Holly Saunders guy? Yeah, congrats on their engagement, by the way. Hold on.

She got engaged to that Vegas dude? Yeah, to Vegas Dave. What? Who is that guy? That couple stinks. Who is he? He's Vegas Dave, dude. You just wish you were Vegas Dave. No, I don't.

Yeah. Vegas Dave is so much tighter than Austin Dave. Duncanville Dave? dave shit no you're like new orleans dave new orleans uh yeah i mean look i'm not opposed i think i was i've been to vegas before so not to brag will maybe a tiger going back to your question don't get it don't be a douche. All right, Mike Tyson. Can I modify this question and include South American rainforest animals as well? That would qualify as exotic. How about just any animal? Dumbass. I think I'm going otter.

Dude, you're not doing an otter. I think I'm getting an otter off. Actually, you put out otter vibes. I know. I think I'm getting an otter off. You have no water feature in your place. I mean, we have a sink and a washing machine. You can get a little kiddie pool, too.

Yeah. We have a bathtub. I have several water features. I also have a pool at my apartment. Like, he can just chill there. It would be chill if there was an otter in your public pool. I can get him a key card. All right, I know what I'm going with.

A beaver? I'm not going to go with the beaver. I'm going with a gray wolf. What about an arctic wolf? The gray wolf is the largest. The McKenzie Valley wolf can reach up to 175 pounds. That's a big boy. You could just have that thing sit on the ground,

and you could just sit with it, and it'd be like a couch. Yeah. You could just fucking lounge on that. It'd be weird to walk into Dave's house house and he's sitting on his wolf, though. No. Like, dude, why don't you just get, like, a regular couch? Yeah. I don't want...

I would like to enjoy the company and not lay on this guy. I do want to clarify that. I'm going giant otter. Oh. We're not going regular normie otters. We're going giant. Can you do extinct animals or no? No.

They're extinct. How would you get an extinct animal? Would you do a pterodactyl or something? What do you want to do? Pterodactyl would be tight. I'd go saber tooth tiger, though. I'd one-up your tiger. Those are bad.

Okay, well, for doing that, give me a woolly mammoth. Yeah, Brad, you dumbass. No, you can't have a woolly mammoth in your backyard, Dave. That's too much. No, it's not. Dave could do it. I believe in you. Yeah, dude.

And they're harvesting the permafrost and shit. Yeah. Don't you know anything? I'm finding intact woolly mammoths. I'mmafrost and shit yeah don't you know anything they're finding like intact woolly mammoths which is kind of tight don't you know anything

I do Dylan I know more I mean do you want to say like a dinosaur do you want to ruin the hypothetical yeah you want a stegosaurus you dumbass

no those aren't that tight are you guys aware that there used to be an ancient wolf size otter that makes sense everything used to be huge back in the day like uh like a hundred thousand years ago shit was just huge That makes sense. Everything used to be huge back in the day.

Like 100,000 years ago, shit was just huge. Really? Well, this was a little longer ago than 100,000 years ago. 100,000 million years ago. It was 6 million years ago. Exactly. A 100-pound otter was on the prowl somewhere in the swampy wetlands of what is now southwestern china i don't completely trust carbon dating wow that's a take like how did like what how do they know do you want the answer or not yeah give me the answer all right shut up dude there's there's an

isotope of carbon in every oh that they measure the half-life. So basically how much carbon... It's like C12. Radioactive! Did you say C12? Carbon 12, yeah. It's an isotope of carbon. I'm more of a B12 guy. Hit me with the vitis. Who comes up with this shit?

Look, I know it's the best science we have, and I do believe that their heart's in the right place. I just don't know if I trust it's the best science we have, and I do believe that their heart's in the right place. I just don't know if I trust it. Like, is 6 million? What if it's only two? Makes you think. Think about it. I am.

I'm literally thinking about it right now. Like the pyramids? You ever seen the pyramids? How'd they build that, bro? Dude, aliens. The pyramids, like, throw out the record books. I don't believe anything. Those things weigh, like, multiple tons per block.

So you've come around to the moon landing, but pyramids, no. There's something up with the pyramids. I don't really know what it is. I have no desire to go see the pyramids. Zero. I do. I think it'd be tight. If it was free and very convenient, I would absolutely do it.

But in terms of, like, will I ever go actively seek out seeing the pyramids? Probably not. I won't either. But if you saw it in person, you'd definitely appreciate them much more than you do now. The one thing that I would go see

and I would seek out is Machu Picchu. Is that where Ryan? Which is just a pyramid. Yeah, Ryan just went there. Ryan was killing it. Our old... He used to work for Man Outfitters

with us at Grand Axe and he's been on just an absolute tear traveling. He just hit Machu Picchu. He's on Easter Island. Yeah. Speaking of things that are really fucking hard to do, how do the Easter Island heads get made?

I don't know. That's another question I have. Stonehenge? Stonehenge, man. What's the point of Stonehenge? It's a clock. It's a clock. It actually is? That's the clock. It's a clock. It actually is.

That's the prevailing theory, I think. Interesting. You can be over there. Yeah, maybe I'll pop over to Stonehenge. Is it like the Alamo? And there's like a

Starbucks and McDonald's right across the street. And it's just kind of like in a fairly rural area. It's true. The Alamo, like you're like walking. It's like, oh, you want to go to this little antique shop? Maybe go get a cup rural area. It's true. The Alamo, you're walking and it's like,

oh, you want to go into this little antique shop? Maybe go get a cup of coffee? There's the Alamo. Right there. Hey, what's this building with a bunch of dudes are selling hot dogs out in front of it? Oh, it's the Alamo. Cool.

Yeah. It's very small. It is small. It's one of the more underwhelming destinations. It would be, yeah, because they didn't preserve the land around it. It would have looked tight if there was the natural trees and hills and shit. Absolutely. Absolutely.

But no, they had to put a goddamn Waffle House in there or something. I don't think it's a Waffle House, but it's not ideal. There's probably a Waffle House nearby. I love San Antonio. Criminally underrated town. Eh. San Antonio's a cool town. Heavy metal city.

Eh. It's fine. I'm not opposed to going to San Antonio, but I don't try to go. I'm not like, oh, let's go to San Antonio this weekend. Countdown City, man. Why is it called the Countdown City? 210. 210.

There you go. That's stupid. countdown that sucks that stinks yeah it's not good is that on their their uh their new alternate basketball jerseys like the for the spurs they should do that they need to stop like the low spurs i i always hate it when they do that it just, can't we just use the Spanish word for spurs? What is that? I don't know. Maybe there isn't one. There might not be one.

I would assume there is one. But like, Los Spurs. Los Suns. Los Lonely Boys. Exactly. The word for, the Spanish word for cowboy

is vaquero, right? I believe so. That's way tighter than cowboy. Yeah. Isn't he a safety for the Chargers? You're thinking of Kenny Vaccaro, former Longhorn great. Are you looking up the Spanish word

for Spurs, Dylan? No. I'm not. Well, me too. What are you doing? Updating your Zango page? You want me to look it up? Yeah.

This fucking guy. Please look it up. Do you guys want to talk about the sloped toilets that are uh ruining people's office experiences did you say what animal you would have oh you said a giant otter okay okay so you also did what brett did just to be clear according no the giant otter still exists there's still a giant otter does not exist the giant otter lives in the

the rainforest in south america according to google, the Spanish word for Spurs is espuelas. Dude, a Spurs jersey that says los espuelas? That's a lot of real estate, though. Shouldn't this be Los Spurs? I think so. I'm just saying, I feel like they could do better with these jerseys and make them more sellable.

That's way more characters, though. That's not right, Dave. Spurs don't make that much money. It's not a big market team. I hate their arena. Oh, come on. It's okay. Not a lot of character.

It's fine. Not a lot of character. Hard to get to from up here. It's like there are a lot of loops and shit. Jay Bone and I went for the national championship game and parked in a really sketchy spot in town. We were just like, yeah, this car might not be here when we get back but hopefully it is you're really shitting on san antonio no san antonio is fine i just it's not a city that i seek out i'm sorry

oh he's making a wardrobe change mid podcast you take your shirt off take your shirt off dude you pussy oh there's day's entire torso that's hot Dude that's sweet Just keep your whole I didn't know you had a tramp stamp Where'd that come from Oh man It's getting a little warm in here Yeah it was cold When we walked in today

Let's talk about This sloped toilet Isn't that what they used to call you I don't even know What that would Because you're trash On the slopes Thank you

Give me a pound here Brett That's gonna to be me. This says, a toilet designed to slope downwards slightly, making it uncomfortable to sit on for more than a few minutes, has been poo-pooed by social media. I didn't write this.

The BBC did. Just FYI. The toilet design has an upper surface that slopes downwards at a 13-degree angle. I feel like Brett has some insider info on why 13 degrees is the optimal angle for this no but john break just does i don't know who that is sports science okay right the bbc spoke to mahabir gill the designer of the behind the toilet seat which

has now been branded standard toilet so this is essentially just meant to keep people in the office off the toilet that's what it sounds like it's an unbearable after five minutes right yeah yeah i feel like this might be illegal this might violate some kind of like workplace regulations yeah like i mean i'm sorry but if i'm on the toilet after five minutes it's usually not because i'm just having like a joy ride. Like I'm kind of struggling inside. If I'm pooping at work in like an office, a bunch of strangers and coworkers and shit, I don't want to be in there for longer than I have to be.

I don't care how much time I'm killing. Like I don't want to hear like Tim from account management like walk in and just blow it up next to me. If I'm going to the bathroom in an office scenario, which I haven't done in over a year, and someone else walks in and gets in it up next to me if i'm going to the bathroom in an office scenario which i haven't done in over a year and someone else walks in and gets in the stall next to me that's my cue that i'm immediately getting up like i'm not sitting there for longer than i need to at that point you can always tell when people are doing that like when you go in and there's somebody

in the stall next to you and you sit down and like they immediately start immediately start doing like the panic like toilet paper like because it's like oh time to go got to get out of here for this guy in leashes yeah if you work for a company that decides to install these toilets that just shows how little they think of you that's bullshit is this bullshit it's like oh we think so little of you we're going to install these fucking toilets so you can't even enjoy pooping might be a sick quad workout it's like a wall sit yeah you're taking a shit yeah a wall shit do you guys want to hear honda driver 8000s take on it from twitter yeah i do he said i actually like this take and it might try it if this ever happens

if you guys install this on our new office bathrooms he said just sit on it backward for the opposite intended effect ac slater it dude if you're just slatering it you're just chilling Opposite intended effect. AC Slater it? Dude, if you're just Slatering it, you're just chilling. Yeah. Has anybody tried our new bathroom in the office? No.

I just took a tinky in there. Yeah. It looked like it was pretty clean. Yeah. We're sharing it with everybody. Many people. Are they gender neutral bathrooms? No. At the new crib?

At Barstool, we had gender neutral bathrooms and it was just two bathrooms with one toilet in it. So everybody knew if you were taking a shit. Oh, man. Is that the new office or old office? That was the old office. New office had a different sitch? They had a different sitch,

but the doors didn't close in the new office, which was an interesting scenario for bathrooms. Yeah. One of my big things for bathrooms is being able to have a door that closes yeah it was like just to clearly you know you can pull it open the like kind of auto kind of just fall closed they they just didn't install the spring mechanism or whatever it is so you just open it up it would just stay open they cleared the mechanism i just think it was unfinished that was a that was a sports movie reference i miss the time delights in the bathroom oh were you if you were in there like and it goes dark and you're just if you ever want to read one of the most electric uh series in the history of postgradproblems.com uh look for jared

borslow's tales of the night po Pooper. Tales of the Night Pooper. Oh, my God. I think it did almost 1,000 clicks total for the entire series. Yeah, I mean, it was so good that he would literally pitch me a new one every week, knowing that it was not doing numbers. He would slack me and be like, all right, I'm going to go pitch Dave. I'm going to go in Dave's office and talk to him about the night pooper real quick. And he did.

Kind of like pitch Dave. Like as a character. What do you mean? Like I'm pitching people? You're pitching people. Okay. You haven't done guy that you haven't seen in a while at the bar in a while. I wanted you to do that for one of the stories yesterday.

I haven't seen a guy at the bar in a while. Hey, man. Oh, dude. what's up? At the meetup. What's up, man? The guy's detached garage meetup. Yeah. Man, I had to go. We were at his dad's shop.

Had to go drink some beers in the shop with him. You can't say no to that. You know how Home Depot has a smell? Yeah, all those stores do what's your favorite store? yeah to smell store smell

I mean Abercrombie and Fitch dude I love walking in and having a jack dude in jeans and no shirt just spray some shittily named cologne on me I'm not talking I'm not talking about like the like Target has a smell Barnes and Noble was my favorite

book yeah book places it would have to be a bookstore bookstores smell amazing yeah yeah I'm not talking about like Target has a smell. Barnes and Noble was my favorite. Yeah, book places. It would have to be a bookstore. Bookstores smell amazing. Yeah. Yeah. That's a good one. That's why the book fair always went so fucking hard, right? Subway has the same smell.

Actually, I hate saying this. Subway does smell good as fuck. No, it does not. You will smell like that bread for the rest of the day if you're in there for longer than 10 minutes. Trust me. Today's book fair day at the homie's school, by the way.

Are you going to pop in? I'm supposed to go by there. I'm taking him, yeah. Do they do that before Christmas so the kids can buy stuff for their parents? That's part of it, yeah. And also the teachers

have a wish list. You can buy stuff for their classroom. Can we go? I don't think you can go. It might be weird. Just some random... Our money's not good there?

Some random grown men showed up to an elementary school book fair. I actually gave him my credit card to get me a couple books, the new Goosebumps. And then I told him he could get two or three. So would you mind, when you get them today, will you grab my card? Yeah, I got you, man. Thank you.

Oh, the Goosebumps were for him, not you. No, no, the Goosebumps are for me. Oh, okay. Did you get the company card, though? Yeah, that's what I'm saying. Yeah. It's fine. we'll write it off yeah i were you're gonna load up then i used to load up on like the sports books that had like

the crazy facts it was like yeah 105 crazy football facts you never knew about the most expensive book at the book fair was always the guinness book of world records oh yeah hardcover but you wanted it oh yeah you wanted it you needed it you need to see what updates there were from the year before i always bought a poster you know the like the the bucket of posters in there yep i was a poster guy do you have like the belushi poster no i didn't i didn't have the college college i did not you have that now though yeah it's in my you know it's right behind my christmas party so yeah do you want to leave me like a key to your place or anything while you're gone so that i can like you know maybe do you want to just a crash pad well i mean just so i can take your mail in and

like not do any pranks or hijinks just just for mail um i'm all set no pranks no hijinks i don't need pranks in my apartment while i'm okay i was just trying to extend a friendly offer yeah it's cool just don't worry about it okay do you have anybody watching your bts do you have like a safety no i'm bringing it bring it with me you're traveling with it i'm gonna travel with my bts i was hoping that somebody was staying at your place just to keep an eye on it i'm a bts yeah no i'm taking it with me. Weirdest bet. I don't know if ever is the... It's a weird bet, man. It's definitely top five. We want to talk about Betterment real quick?

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Shouts. Hey, I have a question. Do we want to talk about these cool teens that trashed the Denny's or nah? We have time, right? Yeah, we got time. Let's talk about them. All right.

What happened there? Why were there so many... There had to have been a fire code violation. I need to know what the deal is. They just took it over, right? The headline just says, Hardcore show at Denny's causes damage. GoFundMe helps teen promoter cover costs.

Somebody must have had a Rudy Tootie Fresh and Fruity. So they were doing live music at Denny's, is what you're saying? And then it turned into a mosh pit? So it says, Fast food franchise Denny's might be best known for its signature slams. What are the signature slams? I don't know what they are.

Grand Slam. Yeah, they're the breakfast dishes. Don't sleep on Denny's. Grand Slam is one. Isn't Washed Media starting a college chick bikini account? That's just going to be called Signature Slams? I don't think we're going to do that. It doesn't sound like a lucrative venture.

It hasn't been brought up to this point. Okay, cool. But a restaurant in Santa Ana, California recently got a slam of a whole other sort. Okay, whoever wrote that opening sentence deserves a Pulitzer Prize. On Saturday, December 14th, hardcore band Wacko...

Love those guys. They played a show at Denny's and shit got out of hand this is a really great article you gotta think the denny's gig is uh really the highlight of your career yeah it says it says that they did uh it seems like they did more damage than what they actually it says here it says chairs tables and chandeliers were damaged and a bill of a thousand dollars to cover the cost was levied against a 17 year old promoter who booked the show i didn't even know you could book a denny's or something.

Dude, shout out to the promoter. Sounds like a little entrepreneur. I think this is a good time for us. What's his email? I think it's wackopromoter at yahoo.com. You got to think the acoustics inside Denny's aren't great for a live show. That's an intern candidate right there.

So in order to rent this specific Denny's, it was $400. Reasonable. Should we just do... Is this specific denny's it was 400 reasonable should we just do is there a denny's in dallas we looked into one right now i'm here for christmas party we just announced that that's where we're having our meetup no denny's yeah no they also rented a generator to host the after party and show under a bridge by a costco for all the kids who couldn't get inside the denny's show. It must have been a real bummer for those kids. Their faces pressed up against the window.

Guys like, look at them moshing in there. So on the GoFundMe, the people that wrote everything, or the person that wrote the GoFundMe to try to get the money back for this, it says, show this kid some love, spelled L-U-V, because he put some Southern California punk shit on the map hard as fuck. Someone's going to buy the rights to this kid's story and make a movie, a really shitty movie, aren't they? What's that movie? It's going to be Jonah Hill.

What was that movie where they just threw a house party? Project X, dude. Yeah. I can see you getting really into that in high school. The Kid Cudi remix of Pursuit of Happiness, or whatever it was, the remix of pursuit of happiness or whatever it was the rematch of kid cuddy's pursuit of happiness was like the summer party song for the next four years after that movie came out yeah yeah dude this doesn't even look like a denny's

no like the video of this which will be retweeted it's just a bunch of people moshing underneath the chandeliers and just bashing the chandeliers in there. I bet you didn't realize that Denny's had chandeliers, did you? Chandeliers is kind of a stretch, too. It's more a floating, like, fabric lights. Whoever the Denny's representative is that complained about this definitely is upselling how nice the Denny's is. I don't think I've ever been to a Denny's.

Who's the Denny's rep that booked the show, I guess is my question. Like the manager that was like, yeah, that's cool. Come on by. 400 bucks. Dude, Denny's is struggling. They need all the cash they can get. Yeah, you got to think breakfast chains

like Denny's and IHOP aren't doing so hot. Did you see... I learned on Weekend Update that I think IHOP is doing a new casual restaurant. What's it called, Will? No, I'm not kidding. I'm not kidding. It's an actual thing.

And the joke was that like, yeah, because everyone needs more, like IHOP is too formal for most people. Don't hate on IHOP. But like, why do they need a more casual place? Just seems unnecessary. More casual than it is now. Yeah.

The formality of having to go to IHOP and like sit down in like the booth. I guess fast food is more casual just in and out oh so the super slaves are just a combo yeah do they still do the rooty tooty fresh and fruity is that a thing

I believe so it's hard to say dude I don't even know if I'm Denny's you know what I just do serve a ton of booze that's it introduce booze into your menu and you're good can you not drink mimosas at Denny's, you know what I just do? Serve a ton of booze. That's it. Introduce booze into your menu and you're good. Can you not drink at Denny's? Mimosas at Denny's? Mimosas and bloodies at Denny's?

I don't know. Are you sure you can't already drink at Denny's? I think it's just like OJ and coffee and shit. It's a family restaurant, Will. So? Liquor licenses are expensive. I'm really sure you can't drink at Denny's. You know what?

I think you're right. Maybe that's their issue. Was the kitchen open? That's what I need to know. Isn't it 24-7 at Denny's? Hard to say. No one's in there during that mosh situation and just ordering. No, there's not like a random

family. No one's getting hash browns off during that. No. You know what I mean? Some buttermilk pancakes. Gotta love pancakes. Who doesn't? Sally and I have been making them for dinner. Not like often, but just it's an easy dinner.

It's fun to have breakfast for dinner. It's better than cubed turkey. Wow. That's the second time you've been slapped for that today. Where'd you say the after party was? Underneath a bridge near Costco. So they bought the chili peppers. This sounds like a skit. A Stefan skit.

It actually does. New band Wacko. After party underneath a bridge next to a Costco. That's where I drew some blood. Okay. John Frusciante back in the mix the mix dude we're not doing chili peppers my guy that's breaking news we're not doing chili peppers i don't know sometimes i feel like i don't have a partner and it's not to say they are bad business partners but sometimes i feel like my

only friend is the city i live in city you don't i was gonna say you don't live in. City of angels. I was going to say you don't live in L.A. though. No, but I got a pad there. Lonely as I am. You have a pad there. What part of L.A. is it? You got to finish it. You got to finish it. Skid Row.

Together we cry. Are you not going to bust into the best part of the song? No, because there's another verse before the chorus. Oh. I'm glad I didn't know that. I like the part where he's just walking down the street shirtless. Isn't that every song they do?

Anthony Kiedis doesn't own a shirt. He's old man jacked. Yeah. Well, you think he's on anything? Whatever it is, it's not helping out his vocals. I'll say that. Oh!

They don't sound great live. Dylan, they released a year-end recap for apple music i saw that yeah i looked at mine and it was it was very unsurprising what was it well actually it it like backloaded all the most recent stuff that i've been listening to like it it what loaded? I'm probably not using the correct term there, but... What? No, I'm talking to Will. What? You're just a pervert. No, I'm not.

Dave's in the perp chair. I am, but you... Did you switch them? What was your rundown? Yeah, give us your top three. It was a lot of... I've listened to a lot of Cody Jinx lately. See, Dylan's going to try to make it sound like it's like a screenshot.

I don't know. I will try to find it and I'll, I'll send it to y'all, but it's a lot of Cody jinx, Mike and the moon pies. Like I said, the recent guys that I just kind of stumbled upon, I will listen to a lot,

some turnpike and Elton John and Kanye. Where was posty? Posty was on there. Yeah, of course. Yeah, I know he was. He was top five. He was top five.

Of course he was. You're a big Posty guy. So, yeah. That's it. That's about it. Okay. Sick of them out on there? What's your gym stuff?

I'm all over the place. A lot of Kanye. A lot of... You keep doing like Dirt Road Country. A lot of Red Dirt Country. Really? Oh, yeah yeah I do I can't listen to that

I don't need to like get pumped up to lift so I don't need like hard shit okay I just like to zone out Kanye's good shit music old Kanye

I miss the new Kanye I miss the old Kanye that was good there you go you crushed that dude and some of the harder Drake stuff not his soft shit

oh yeah hard Drake stuff like the G's and lasagna. He has some... Dude, Houston, Atlanta, Vegas. Huh? You're talking about Drake? It's a Drake song.

Off Take Care. Yeah, sure. I'm anti-Drake. That's my... Drake does have some hard shit, Dave. I mean, he's the original sicko mode button masher. He mashed it before anybody. He's so lucky to be on sicko mode.

Listen to his verse on Tony Montana. No, I know what you're saying, but it's just, it's like, there are a few of them that he goes hard, and those are the ones that I really enjoy. Would you go to a South by Southwest pop-up show with Drake? Of course. At a Denny's? Yeah, of course.

How long would you wait in line to get into that show? You just had a big sigh. Did your flight get delayed? Yep. I knew it. That was such a flight delay sigh. Dude, that means we can get lunch together. Are you flying American?

It was delayed 12 minutes. Oh, man. I guess we can't get lunch together. That's just a funny alone loser. I'm toast. Yeah, dude, I literally might go eat alone. This is depressing. What airline are you flying?

Delta. Shouts to Delta. That Delta flight, Austin to New York City, is great. Yeah, you're toast. Yeah, dude, I literally might go eat alone. This is depressing. What airline are you flying? Delta. Oh. Shouts to Delta. That Delta flight, Austin to New York City, is great. Oh, yeah. I'm flying the JFK, though, which is a $60 Uber when I land, so I'm looking forward to that. But your flight there is going to be the bomb. Oh, yeah.

The entertainment on those flights is just so good. I want DC Plus, too. Really? I want DC Talk. Why does that sound so familiar? It sounds like a radio show in Dallas. It's DC Talk. I mean, there's definitely a DC Talk.

There has to be. Look it up. I don't know if I want to. Do I need incognito window for this? No, it's not dirty. It's the opposite. I promise you, it's the opposite of dirty. Oh.

You'll know when you see it. I remember now remember now yep that makes sense it's a christian band they're doing they're doing a they did a cruise this year oh no it's called the jesus freak cruise it's over when you start doing cruises right like when you see us do a cruise it's over freak although i would do a cruise let's be clear smash mouth have a cruise they do every year uh that doesn't shock me. Yeah. No one's going on that. Isn't there a Kid Rock cruise?

Yeah, I don't know if they do it anymore. You wouldn't go on the Smash Mouth cruise, Dylan? Not if you had a 10 grand on top of me going. Dylan and I already went on one of the more aggressive cruises you can ever go on. And at the same time that we got off the cruise, when we got to our final port,

the Kid Rock cruise had ported right next to us. Killing the most. And when I looked at the clientele of the Kid Rock cruise, I thought, you know what? We didn't have it so bad. Rough crowd, it turns out. What's that supposed to mean? So many people just blasting cigs with no sleeves. A lot of just cigarettes and leather attireire all right well watch your choice of words and uh just look like they uh just in and out of like dive bars

entire adult lives but not in like an ironic way no no like that that's the life they choose they choose to be living sick like that it honestly did look pretty fucking sick, though. How long would you last? We've all been in numerous bar fights. I would have gotten my ass kicked on that one. Like every other person had been hit with a pool cue. Like had a bash over their head. Yeah.

The ratio of people who had a pool cue cracked over their back was higher than most cruises. Fair. Higher than your EDM cruise that you went on? Yeah. That was just a bunch of people trying to smuggle Molly onto the cruise. Did it work? It's hard to say because Dylan and I spent 90% of the time drinking red wine. Yeah, we were drinking Cabernet.

Separated from everybody else on the cruise. What was their house red? Not sure, but their pours were steep, I remember. I remember getting the glass and being like, oh, the EDM bartenders don't know how to pour a glass of wine, and that's going to work out real well for your boy. That's how you know it's quality wine when they give you just a fat ass glass i mean dude it was all you it was it was all inclusive so dylan was getting two entrees at dinner every

night yeah he was like i'll take the steak and the uh what like a seafood dish no one was doing that dan i think ate like four one night it was great good times did dan did they have the the grocery store rotisserie chicken for dan to eat and then get like a giant carton of uh guacamole and that was his lunch that he would just pick apart at his desk for the next hour we can just do that for lunch today brett if you want to i can just pick up a rotisserie chicken to meet you at your crib i have i have to go we can eat it in your car on the way to the airport you You're going to drop me off now? Yeah, I'll drop you off in your car and then I'll leave. Swing around?

Yeah, I'll leave the chicken carcass in your apartment so you can just dispose of it when you get back. You don't have a key, though, is the thing. No, we actually do have a key to your apartment. I still don't have a key to our office. I tried to make you one. I got keys coming from overseas. Kilos. Kilos. Kilos kilos kilos yeah hey brett told us he put together our coffee maker a couple weeks ago like he got in the office he was there for the internet guy and i guess he was joking it's an internet guy like just a very online twitter personality

internet yeah it's just shitto shitto hanging out there he was biking there from atlanta uh yeah and like i was sad to see that you actually hadn't and then i was like yeah that makes sense why would he have put this together there's nowhere to even put it that's kind of depressing to have a coffee maker on the floor coffee front loading espresso and cappuccino maker as well i'm excited for it i can't wait we're never gonna put it together are we yeah we are are you kidding it's not that and cappuccino maker as well. I'm excited for it. We're never going to put it together, are we? Yeah, we are. Are you kidding?

It's not that big. We're going to have it, and Dylan's just going to get his own coffee from the place down the street. 100%. He's just going to show up every day with Summer Moon, and it's going to piss me off. We need to order hella mugs. I'm going to use our machine a lot.

I can't wait, actually. We need to order hella mugs off of watchmedia.com slash shop. Yeah, we should. Maybe customize BTS. We still need to figure out the water situation. Did you guys know that Extremely Online Tuesday is still happening? Mostly because we don't know how to turn it off. Are you kidding? Yeah, it's still going on.

No one's doing one-day sales the last two weeks. I think I'm going to turn it off Christmas Eve. Okay. Christmas Eve. Wow. Christmas Eve. Wow. Why? I mean, that's kind of rude. Should we make our own custom mugs only for the office?

Yes. Only for the office? Yeah, like you can't get them anywhere. Let's say the lodge. Or we can put them online in a very limited quantity. The lodge. The lodge. No, no, no. I don't want them to have that.

Okay. I want it to be our thing. Wow. Maybe we'll auction one off for cherry. How custom, like what's on them to make them extremely customized. We can't talk about it. Got it. It's going to have a ski lodge theme on it maybe.

Oh, speaking of, that kid wants to send us his skis. Shipping's very reasonable. Okay. Let's fucking go. It's like 40 bucks. Cool. Venmo. I'll Venmo him 40 bucks.

That seems too cheap for skis. That's because you don't need any packaging. You just wrap them in padding and tape. Are the skis coming from overseas? Nope, just Pennsylvania. Pennsylvania? Yeah. I have no experience there.

Can you ski the Appalachian Mountains? It's not God's country. Yeah, you can. It's not God's country. Mennonite country? They're God's people. No, man. Montana's God's country. Everyone knows that. To each their own God's people. No, man, Montana's God's country.

Everyone knows that. To each their own. You know what they say about the weather in Montana, though? No. You can ski in the Appalachians. Wait 10 minutes. That's what they say? Five, usually.

Why would they say that about Montana? I feel like Montana's pretty all in on their weather patterns. I feel like if you wait 10 minutes, it's just going to get worse. Speaking of, have you seen the weather patterns in Rockies right now? Oh. Oh, it's dumping, baby. Oh, it's dumping. Dump city.

Dave, knuckle me on that. Is that good? Oh, yeah. Does that mean that snow is going to be there in a month? Oh, yeah. Freshie, freshie, how? You've got to get a thick base, Dave.

Oh, he's got a thick base. It's like Killian Murphy base out there. Oh, damn. That's all base. That's a high-level joke. Thank you. Utensky in the Appalachians, though. West Virginia's got some places.

I was the one who asked that. Was it? Yeah, it was me. I was wondering if you were going to answer it, and you did. Pennsylvania. Cool. West Virginia. Yeah.

Southern New York. Southern tier. Oh, that's Pike's, where I was. Yeah. Pike's place? What was it called? Peak and Peak. Peak and Peak. Yeah, that's Pike's, where I was. Yeah. Pike's Place? What was it called? Peak and Peak. Peak and Peak.

Yeah, Peak and Peak. Didn't they have a PGA Tour? What a lame-ass name. Peak and Peak Resort's beautiful. I'm sure it is. But it's not a, maybe a web.com. Well, no one doesn't know about South New York. No, Southern Tier, dude.

They probably had their IPA, though. Maybe. You wouldn't last a minute there. I'm sure I'd be just fine. They they probably just come beat the shit out of you thanks for your concern probably they're not gonna just beat the shit out you need new dental care because your teeth would just be fucked well jeez i don't know they probably would there are some mean motherfuckers there oh yeah and that dive bar went to or town bar it wouldn't even have died but it's town bar get a pool cue broken over your back that's a place where it would happen it was like it was like uh you know that toby keith i love

this bar video it's kind of like that biker gang stopped by there yes and actually the jude box is all like heart and guns and roses and it sounds like a 1980s movie soundtrack just in the background the whole time and me and uh 10 older men walked in and are like uh pullovers and golf clothes like hey what's up hey we're here for the burgers you get weird looks uh there was there was some there was like full fan there was families in like full camo clearly been you know hunting deer are overpopulated in the region yeah new york's got a real problem with that time introduce wolves we had a golf outing one day, and we went to a dive bar after,

and they had a band playing. Second we walked in, everyone at the bar looked at us like, you guys are... Were they playing neck? I don't know. They weren't playing neck. But yeah,

and we knew we were going to get kicked out eventually, and within an hour, they were like, all right, you guys need to leave. Where was this at? Northern Michigan. Oh, okay. UP or no?

They kicked us out because they said that we weren't allowed to bring glassware on the dance floor, so we just started handing it off whenever we'd go

on the dance floor, and we were really playing with fire. Heartbreaking. Hand off on the dance floor. My buddy Todd was a little buzzed, and he just went right

onto the dance floor with his drink, and immediately, they were just like, all right, you're out. So Jim Joyce was in there? So y'all were profiled. They were looking for...

No, Jim Joyce doesn't call people out. Oh, that's right. Poor Galarraga. Thanks for bringing that up, though. It's really nice of you. No, you're thinking of Jim Jones. Who? That's Mike Jones.

I'm sorry. Should we do this weekend in fun? Oh, yeah. Have we not done it yet? No, you dumbass Sorry that was unnecessary I shouldn't have said that Start us off Dylan

I will start So Friday After we record our second episode of the day I'm going to Dallas Gonna see Lauren And her friend's new squeeze Has a birthday dinner So we're all gonna go out as a group And squeeze has a birthday dinner. So we're all going to go out as a group and do a little birthday dinner.

Probably bar hop after that. Don't know exactly where we're going, but shout to DFW. Dave, you've been there. You don't want to explicitly give your location for after the dinner party to our Dallas listeners? I don't know where we're going. I really don't. And plus, I'll be with a bunch of people I don't really know. Yeah, new squeezes.

So I can't be like, you know, come hang. It'd be a weird sitch. So that's Friday. Saturday, I'm going to Wichita Falls. Oh, shit. Yeah, Lauren's got a new place. I'm going to check it out. Are you golfing yet?

Going all the way to Kansas? Yeah. Wichita Falls is not in Kansas. It is in North Texas. Very far north. Basically Oklahoma. We don't have plans to play golf, but I'm bringing the sticks. Guys, I'm still doing my weekend.

Oh, what's up? Doing jokes. Bringing the sticks. I'm going to see if we can squeeze something in Sunday. Okay. Before I head back. You're going to play with her? I don't know yet.

We don't have plans to, but I'm going to try and talk her into it. If I know you, then y'all won't be playing because you won't make it tea time. Dylan's never made it tea time. It's up to her't make it tea time. Dylan's never made it tea time. It's up to her to make it tea time. That's not my neck of the woods. Oh, I guess it's a woman's job to make it tea time. Wow, Dylan. Okay.

That's not what I'm saying. For you. That is not what I'm saying. Are you going to show up to the courts and tell her that golf stands for gentlemen only, ladies forbidden? I probably won't. I probably won't do that. No.

But I'm really looking forward to it, man. It's going to be a tight little weekend. It's a nice little weekend. A little pre-Christmas weekend. Yeah, and then heading back, and then the whole Christmas fun begins. Good times ahead. Yeah, we get it. Okay.

What did Lauren say about my swing, that it was not bad? For her to say your swing is not bad, it means it's a good swing. Has she ever seen your boys? She trashes my swing. Has she seen your boys' swing? I don't know. I showed her Ross' swing. Oh, that's not the one you want to show.

And I think she threw up in her mouth. That's a swing that will tank her visions of you. He's got a bad swing. He knows it. He's playing well, though. For Roth. Mike just swings all lower body, right? Actually, weirdly,

he does not use enough lower body. I think he's scared. He doesn't know where to put that power. He doesn't know how to harness that energy. That torque. Also, he plays in, no matter what the climate or condition, he plays in short, short athletic shorts. Nuthuggers. Oh, yeah?

Basically. Will was playing in Ultra Boosts last weekend. Nobody talks about that. Yeah, you don't see that. Which is not great when you're literally in every bunker. Or it is because you don't have to rake it. I don't want to talk about it. You still have to rake it, but don't be that guy.

Hey, Dave, what's your weekend looking like? We're doing jokes over here, man. I don't want to talk about it. You still have to rake it, Brett. Don't be that guy. Hey, Dave, what's your weekend looking like? We're doing jokes over here, man. I don't know, Dylan. Friday, I got no plans. We got Texas High School football championship weekend. Starting today, actually. You need to go. We got six man right now.

Actually, 11. First game at Cowboy Stadium. You want to skip the mail-in after this and go to a bar with me and watch it? I think it's McLean versus Bloom. Sure. Yeah. Six, man. Check it out.

It's on Fox Sports Southwest if you're in the Texas area. Saturday is when I'll be dialed, though, because we got the Panthers. What time are they playing? Duncanville, 3 o'clock, taking on Galena Park, North Shore. And breaking news coming down, Duncanville coach Reggie Samples announces that star QB Jaquinden Jackson

has a torn ACL and will not play. He just signed with Texas today. It's actually National Signing Day. And, yeah, that sucks. So we're starting the freshman. He was a junior. Who? Jaquinton?

No, he's a senior. Yeah, which really, really sucks. So this freshman's got to be a stud, though. If he's getting the backup job. He does not look like a freshman. He looks like a grown man. Daniel Monte? I want the upsets.

Are they favored at this point? No. Okay. It's going to be on their. Then give me the Duncanville Panthers. It would be an all-time story. Can you bet on high school lines in Texas? I mean, you can bet on anything.

You want action, Will? Give me Duncanville plus 150. Hmm. Don't bet against the little D. Stop calling it the little D. Don't do it. We've got to support the Panthers, man. I do wish I was going. The only thing is, and this is going to make me sound like an alcoholic, they don't do it we gotta support the panthers man i do wish i was going

the only thing is and this is gonna make me sound like an alcoholic they don't serve booze yeah i found out i found that out the hard way when i went and if you want to go and like make a day of it and watch like three or four games which is a lot of fun uh it kind of gets old if you don't have a little something to i went for a game once i watched an entire game i beat some mushrooms or something halfway through the second game i was like yeah i'm gonna go somewhere and have a beer i got a little bored is it it's got to be on like fox sports southwest or something right yeah i got the nachos oh i bet they suck and yeah it was it was one of those nachos that you get where they put the meat in there. Oh, God.

No, they put the meat in there. But instead of being like meat that's scattered across it, there's just one big hunk of ground beef that was just in there. I hate that. I hate chunky ground beef. I had to break up with the chips. That's one of my biggest pet peeves with homemade tacos is when the ground beef isn't like super fine and coarse. Yeah, it's like you can make a hamburger in a tortilla. Yeah, exactly.

So think good thoughts. Watch the Panthers panthers if they win it'll be great they lost this team last year on the last second hail mary legitimately with no time left in like one of the most astounding losses ever uh so it'd be nice if they get some redemption it would be a it'd be a very big deal and they got a lot of d1 athletes d1 commits in in that game. It's going to be great. Saturday night, I think I'm doing a little thing with Will. We're going to Buffalina. We might get a dinner off. Should we even say that?

People are going to show up there. It's very intimate. Don't show up. No pictures, please. I'm very jealous of that. That sounds awesome. Have you been? No.

It's a great pizza. I haven't done any Italian food in Austin besides Pine House. I was going to say, you've done a lot. I've done a lot of pizza. But no, I need good... Besides the park, I've had the pasta dish. It's probably my favorite pizza in Austin. Really?

It's one or two. They do it in the big ceramic oven. So like brick oven? Brick oven, yeah. Neapolitan type of thing. Definitely Neapolitan. It's pretty good yeah

okay not that good for Dylan though it's pretty good is Sally graduating this weekend yep yep I'm heading up to Fort Worth funky town the fort cow town going up tomorrow afternoon sorry by the way

I just cut off Dave's weekend too. I didn't mean to do that. Oh, it's fine. I really didn't have that much. His weekend was trash. It's okay. Thursday afternoon, I'm heading up.

And then, yeah, your boy, I don't know what I'm going to do out there. Coming back early in the afternoon on Saturday after the graduation. Hitting dinner with the D-man. Is it just you two?

Because Saturdays are for the boys. No, we have to bring our ball and chains as well. Gross. And Sunday, not much on the docket. We got to be careful. A watch is in effect. I could see Sunday being a thing. Sunday could be like,

you want to go get a brunch? We talk about it at dinner and like yeah let's do brunch and the next thing you know we're torched oh yeah nah i don't think i can do that well big cowboys game on sunday right oh yeah so oh yeah so you guys are going to do brunch in the fears and the boys game i'm not watching another regular season NFL game. Why? Because you just extended your head coach and GM? Yeah. Extended Patricia?

Yep. No, they didn't extend. They're just not firing him. They gave him a vote of confidence. A public vote of confidence. Okay. Fuck off. Like, fuck off. Not you.

Just like the Lions. Just fire his fucking ass. Sell the team. Who do you want? Lincoln Riley. Jason Garrett. We're getting Graham Harrell. By the way, is that OU suspension story dropped yet?

God, we would fucking hire Jason Garrett. I haven't seen anything on it, Dave. It's all over the message boards. T-Man and I were texting about it. He's my go-to. Yeah, Dave, you dropped that in the group text yesterday, and I think everyone was like, I don't know what you're talking about.

Six starters, apparently, or multiple starters. For what? Both sides of the ball. So they're out for the Peach Bowl. Oh, the rumor is failed drug tests. Whoa. Which sucks. Like, dude, just let them fucking play.

They were just burning, probably. You have to think. They're burning, not concerning what nobody wants to say. Hell yeah, dude. So you said that the Duncanville game is kind of going to be a redemption story, possibly? probably you have to think they're burning not concerning what nobody want to say hell yeah dude so you said that the duncanville game's kind of gonna be a redemption story possibly i would like to formally announce that at wilmont starting at three o'clock when the duncanville game kicks off we will be playing redemption song on repeat the entire time serious we don't have fox sports southwest so we won't be playing the games but if you do want to enjoy the redemption

it is a fantastic song what shitty package do you have then what like what shitty tv package do you have we just have a dvd player what do y'all play you answered that like so confidently yeah yeah we just play we just play dvds that's time yeah it be chill. What are you doing this weekend, Brett? I'm going back to New York City this weekend. Actually, today in about 10 minutes. Do you want to do your breaking news in lieu of this weekend in fun? Do you have any breaking news? I do.

I have three pieces of breaking news I'm very excited about. But I'll be in New York Wednesday through Sunday. And then heading to Rochester, New York. I think you might get some Friday beers. and then heading to Roche, Vegas, Rochester, New York. I think you might get some Friday beers. I might get some Friday beers, Dave.

No one's doing Roche, Vegas. Everybody's doing Roche, Vegas, Dylan. I'm meeting up with Kowalski at Nittahos. Like chicken. Some chicken.

Then I go to Saratoga Christmas or the day after Christmas day. Just say it. Togues. It's not the Togues. Going to the Togues, baby. Everyone calls it the T Christmas Day. Just say it. Togues. It's not the Togues. Going to the Togues, baby. Everyone calls it the Togues. Not the Togues. You've got somebody else calling the Togues in my life right now.

How long is that drive? I'm not a fan of it from her. What's that? How long is that drive? From Rochester to Saratoga? I guess. Whatever. Three and a half.

Cool. New York's a big state. From Roche, Vegas to the Togues? From Roche, Vegas to Saratoga is three and a half, yeah. And then the flight from New York to Rochester is like 43 minutes. Short little guy. Short little guy. So I'll be doing that.

But. Roche, Vegas. It is Roche, Vegas. I have a garbage plate one time for me. So I'll be doing Roche, Vegas Christmas. I have a garbage plate one time for me. So I'll be doing Raja Vegas Christmas. Not ordering a garbage plate anywhere. I'm going to go geographic location shout out.

Shouts to Fairport, New York. We'll be spending a lot of time. Fairport and Penfield. Wow. Where the extended family is at. Where? Fairport, New York. On the Erie Canal, Dave.

I thought they said Penfield. And Penfield. They said Pen15. I thought maybe Matt Penfield was going to be there. Oh, yeah. He's going to talk about the Pixies. That's extremely niche. I'm sorry.

I forgot about him. What's he doing? Are we shouting out random cities again? Yeah, do a random city shout out. Dude, shout Tempe, Arizona. Dylan? What? Huh? ASU?

I've never been there. I've heard it's awesome. I sure yeah whoever yeah all my portsmouth main people would just showed up in my mention portsmouth no what was it portland portland there's a portsmouth main i think hard to say how they're gonna come at you no it's new hampshire new hampshire i'm sorry i'm sorry new hampshire is a beautiful little harbor town it's a very quaint New England city. Like, do they tape Disney Channel original movies there? You could throw a Hallmark movie there and nobody would blink. Yeah, no flinching.

Big shout out to all my homies in Glasscock County. Glasscock County? Where's that? Oh, very far west. Okay. What's your breaking news? Well, I'm glad you asked. Dylan, it's a chooser adventure.

I don't know if you knew this. I'm ready, bitch. Do you want to go? Australian climate, super yachts, or TV star salaries? Super yachts. Great choice, Dylan. Thank you. A super yacht took out a bridge as it entered St. Martin's Lagoon recently.

I've been there. Oh, yeah? Two A's in it. Yep. It's the French one. The mega yacht... Ooh. It's ecstasy.

Oh, ecstasy. But C is spelled S-E-A. Oh, that's interesting. Owned by magnate Al-Sherfiazaz wrecked the operator shack of the simpson bay bridge in the caribbean island of saint martin if your yacht is so big to take down a bridge you don't give a fuck yeah like that it's like whatever okay build another bridge bitch poor infrastructure my question being based on the story is what if you if you could have one method of super luxury transportation and you can't have any other what do you go do you go super yacht do you go private jet do you go pj pj you go pj yeah it's

only pj what are you doing dylan peach you go peach too i think that's the answer pj because you can bring your squad squad up a boat's too much maintenance too much thought you gotta think the maintenance costs on a boat are ridiculous. Yeah, it's stupid. And so, like, it's just not worth it. What's, like, yacht insurance look like? Should we sell yacht insurance? Do we have that on our package?

The crew, too. Yeah. It's a lot of folks. A lot of folks. I can't even afford the gas on these things. You certainly cannot, no. Wasn't there... No offense.

No, I mean, it's like 100 grand to fill up a super yacht oh my god is it really yeah it's crazy something like that it's it's insane we're gonna have some boating hard-hose commandos for this but yeah i don't think it's why don't they just put sails on it yeah get some sailcloth i think they're diesel motors for the record do they not have solar powered solar panels for for boats yet if they don't i think we're in a good spot to make that our niche hard to say they're creating a film or i don't even know if it's a window pane or a film to put over a window pane spielberg that they'll put on offices that is solar powered and it will fuel like it'll obviously like generate everything for these these buildings

but you can't it's, it's not totally transparent. So office buildings are about to get a lot more depressing. Couldn't be me. With their slanted toilets and their shitty windows. Australia had their hottest day

on record, Will. Ever? Ever. How hot? 40.9 degrees Celsius. Yeah, that means nothing to me. That means 105.6 degrees Fahrenheit averaging across the

entire country oh sounds like texas that's toasty yikes that's too hot yeesh but you know what it is there's summer over there dave you know what you have when it's 105 degrees outside uh what hot and sweaty guys and Fosters. Oh, Fosters. Mate. What does Fosters mean? Australian for beer. Oh, okay. Go on down to Melbourne. It's too hot. 105.

Get those big fat cans too, man. The oil cans, dude. They're so girthy. Yeah, they're stupid thick. Why is it so thick? In a Variety article, Dave, that was just released, TV star salaries revealed. These people make over $1 million per episode.

Now, I want you guys to guess who. Across the whole TV landscape, we can talk Apple TV Plus. A cast of friends. Final season. Yeah, Seinfeld. No, no, no. They're not active anymore, guys. I'm going to say Big Bang Theory.

Oh, God. All those people got to there's still yeah big bang theory they gotta be taking down hella money 500 000 an episode yeah oh that's what there's a lot of episode like 23 yeah yeah yeah i don't feel bad for him by any means are these sitcoms no these are any series across the board even netflix and netflix apple tv plus netflix doesn't release a lot of their financial information regarding the shows, do they? That sounds accurate. Game of Thrones?

Nothing's jumping out at me, dog. Was Game of Thrones in there? No. How about you just tell us? Yeah, it doesn't sound like we're going to get it. I'm trying to find the perfect list, and there's a chart that they do. In short order, it's Reese Witherspoon Chris Evans Cardi B

Reese Witherspoon for what morning show she gets paid more than Aniston yeah well they're both in the million club but she is paid more from what I've heard it's not deserved it's not heard that show is just okay yeah it's very good it sucks you in I'm sucked in at this point

Steve Carell also in but for Space Force I don't know what Space Force It sucks you in. I'm sucked in at this point. Steve Carell also, but for Space Force? I don't know what Space Force is. Chris Evans? What show is he in? Chris Evans is... I feel like you're botching this. I feel like this isn't true. It's like an article that you have to read

to get every piece of information. There's not just a fucking list. This breaking news segment stinks. I liked it better when you were doing Geopolitical shit last episode Geopolitical banking regulation What's Cardi B? What is she on?

He's not going to know the answer I thought this was going to be a list It's not It's like you have to read the whole fucking thing Fuck you Michael Schneider Variety writer So we really didn't get anything out of that I kind of i kind

of want to know you want to hear the list you want to hear the list from a year ago yeah that i found hold on i need to deactivate my ad blocker oh my god i'm just dude i'm so busy blocking ads and we just don't need to know this says i don't know if this is right this is from cnbc they seem reputable this is from september 2018 so CNBC. They seem reputable. This is from September 2018. Sofia Vergara. For modern families getting a milli? It says that her estimated earnings in 2017 were $41 million. Doesn't she have a beauty line though?

Jim Parsons. Oh yeah, this probably encompasses everything they do. Jim Parsons made $27.5 million. Johnny Galecki from also Big Bang Theory wasons made 27.5 million johnny galecki from also big bang theory was making 26.5 million kaylee cuoco 26 million how about oh my god dude they round out the top there's five out of the top six for big bang yeah that's disturbing how about reese witherspoon's getting a milli for each big little lies episode and a milli for each Big Little Lies episode and a milli for each Morning Show episode. One of those is very deserved. Big fan of Big Little Lies.

What was Meryl Streep getting on that? Hard to say. Kidman's getting 500 for that. Kidman's getting less than Reese? Yeah. Well, excuse me. Well, Reese produced, right? They were both up to a million for season two. I was going to say, don't sleep on Nicole.

I feel like every character on that show, like every main character deserves the exact same amount. I agree. Never seen it. Dern should be stacking paper. Dern's got enough paper, though, that she's just like. She's got that JP money. She's like Tom Brady.

So she's like, put me on the budget so we can go out and get the big guns. Yeah, that's true. That's smart. That's true. She's like the anti-Kobe. She saw Baby Yoda at that NBA game too. Was that Laura Dern? Yeah. It's too bad.

That's her only misstep I've seen in the last decade. I shouldn't, Will, poo-poo morning show until I watch it. I'm just saying what I've heard. I've heard mixed reviews. You've heard Brett and I before we start recording kind of complain about it, but also we watch every episode the second it drops so we can't really talk correct i'm gonna keep watching the the penultimate episode set up the finale for big things yeah i'm

so i'm excited oh the finale's up next i think it's the episode 10 okay okay okay which i would assume is the finale based on game of thrones we'll be doing a rewatch on Patreon starting in January. So catch it there. Get out there. Speaking of mixed reviews, Star Wars. Getting mixed reviews. I still need to see the last one. I don't watch them.

59% on Rotten Tomatoes for the last episode. I don't really care. Dylan, what was your thought on the new Star Wars, Dylan? I don't really care. Should we get out of here? Yep.

We'll see you guys on Friday for listener voicemails bye