Circling Back - Hard Boiled Eggs & A Walkie Talkie Toss

Episode Date: May 21, 2025

The boys take a look at this freaking egg, discuss Dillon's run-in with a city construction worker, what's up with Tom Cruise, this week in Belichick, This Weekend in Fun, and Run it Back. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠⁠www.washedmedia.shop • (0:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (17:10) Look at this Freaking Egg • (26:10) Dillon's Run-In with City Construction Worker • (38:30) What's up with Tom Cruise? • (51:35) This Week in Belichick • (1:02:14) This Weekend in Fun • (1:10:40) Run it Back Support This Episode’s Sponsors: • Aura Frames: For a limited time, listeners can save on the perfect gift by visiting https://auraframes.com/ to get $30-off on their best-selling Carver Mat frame. That’s A-U-R-A frames.com. Promo code CIRCLING. • Shopify: Sign up for your one-dollar-per-month trial and start selling today at https://shopify.com/circling • Leesa Mattresses: Go to https://www.leesa.com/ for 30% off mattresses plus free sleep bundle (2 free pillows & microfiber sheet set) PLUS get an extra $50 off with promo code STEAM. • Rhoback: Get 20% off at https://rhoback.com/ with promo code WASHED20. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We are coming day after day. We are coming. All right, we're back circling back podcast. It's Wednesday. My name is David. My computer has been updated joining me in studio producing Hopefully in a better mood than yesterday. Remember this freaking guy Randall Trimbach Sorry that I'm losing super earth, but whatever

I'm a little upset that I drove in Monday because I think this weather week I could have done biked in every single day. You didn't ride in today? I rode in today and yesterday but I didn't ride in Monday so I could have gone for a perfect week of biking in but. Would that have been some sort of badge of honor? For me it would have been if I biked in every day. It was a lovely morning this morning. It was very nice. It was cool, dry air. Just, I'm going to have to argue that it wasn't cool. This dude, it was 68 degrees. That's cool. Relative relative to how it's been the last week.

It's cool, bro. Hey, no argument there. You stupid jerk. Yeah. Why are you being such a stupid jerk? I just, just don't want people to get the wrong idea. Like, you know, we get a lot of people who visit Austin. They're like, Oh, that's cool.

I, this is Canadian guy visiting Austin. Oh yeah. It's cool. Dorne said it's cool this time of year. Huh? Well, that's, you know, relatively, relatively speaking. Oh yeah. We're in Austin, Texas, Bob.

Comparatively to the hundred degree day that we had the other day. Humid, soupy. It was like, it's been soupy. That's like somebody was day that we had the other day. Human soupy. It was like, it's been soupy. That's like somebody was up there bowling for soup or something. Deal with heat. If it's not soupy outside. Uh, Dylan chivalry, man, just major championship vibes in Austin right now. I'm kind of riding high.

I just got, I got my sights set on six 30 this evening. Can't wait for it, ma'am. Can't wait for a big, big day. Parks, parks. Yeah, I'm not playing. I'm not any kind of championship talking about my son. Yeah, for a minute, I was thinking SEC Championship.

When does that start? The the tournament started yesterday, I believe. I just as the very rare double by the double by. They don't play until Tomorrow the first game is tomorrow Get everybody rested all your arms ready. I believe they play the winner of Tennessee and Blank, I don't know What's the deal with Northeastern Brett said Northeastern is in the mix not not for SEC championship, obviously

I believe Northeastern will be in the Austin regional, which, which I believe starts next week, next week. Yeah. It'll yeah. The Austin regional Texas is hosting. Okay. Yeah. Um, so that'll be fun.

I'm just glad everybody could stop what they were doing and listening to this pod because I don't know if you saw that new talk to a I know that is bombshell stuff. The FBI. What did you think? Here's what I think. Do you believe her? I'm just ready for the hot to a thing to be in our, in the rear view mirror.

Why is that? You hate to see a girl boss win? It's, it's just, it's run its course, man. It's just, it's over. She had a nice little run. She, she rug pulled and that's that. Uh, she was not, she was not charged with the crime. Right.

I do think she was taken advantage of. I don't think she is to blame for the rug pool, but she did make out like a bandit and said rug pool. You've made out like a bandit or two. Uh, I have a dance floor maybe a couple of times, you know what I'm saying? I don't get it. Metal Ranchos, Metal Ranchos, Metal Ranchos.

Stealing smooches. Dude, how funny would it be if you got snipe making out at Metal Ranchos? I got snipe making out at Greenlight Social years ago. I told you all that. Why did I think it was at like Broken Spoke or something? Or was that somebody else? It was Greenlight. This was circa 2018. I don't know why that was the last time I was there. I'm pretty sure. Then I'll probably never go back.

So a couple backers sent me a video. It's a view lady in the tramping, a chicken flout to Matt O'Ranches. That did happen. Yeah. I didn't think people were watching slash recording, but it did happen. It's, it's the most fun you can have eating Mexican food. You got sour cream all up in your stash. Especially when you're baby birding.

Or I'm sorry, lady in the tramping, not baby birding. That would be disgusting. Except for if you're me and flauta stink. Well, you kind of brick your order there. Flautas aren't great. They're literally the least amount of fun. The there. Flattos aren't great. They're literally the least amount of fun. The only thing that's more, least fun. Go ahead.

Is that the way you put it? Anything more least fun. Is a tostada. That's the only thing that's more least fun is a tostada. Tostadas are, what is that? Just an open-faced hard shell taco, right? Those are stupid.

It's more of a test. It's just, here's a taco, but it's much more difficult to eat. I think that's a, I think that's a way for like, uh, Mexican Americans to fuck with gringos. Like, see if we can get rid of this. Watch this, dude. Try, try eating this. These idiots will just put a new name on it.

Sell it, see what happens. Yeah. So they see a guy like Randy sit down and like, watch this. He's going to spill ground beef all over his lap. Of course, Mexican food, as I've said in the past, it's all the same stuff, just in different shape and form.

True. All the same ingredients, just in different shape and form, all the same ingredients across the board. Can't you say that about most cultures foods? No. Like it, they, like there's a reason like one culture adopts like a number of ingredients. That's what's available.

Those are the resources. Can you give me another example, David? Italian food. Yeah, it's all it is. Italian food comes in many different forms. Yeah, but it's. Different, different David, Italian food. Yeah. All it is. Italian food comes in many different forms. Yeah, but it's. Different, different meats, different sauce. Mexican food definitely has different meats.

Pasta. Yes. Pasta is all the same, just different shapes. That part is correct. But, but your, your point about Mexican food though, like, are you saying that it is, it's all the same meat? Cause it's not.

You can get chicken, you can get beef, you can get fish. It's all the same basic ingredients. You can, of course you can mix up the meats. Yeah. But Italian food, I'm trying to give you some room to walk it back. Shrimp scampi, for example, scampi, shrimp scampi and spaghetti. Very different facts. Yeah. You have a enchiladas and tacos are different.

Now one is a corn tortilla. So you have corn, you have flour based with the vehicle, the vehicle for the food. It's a lot of tacos. Are basically the same. You're in a blender right now, buddy, and I'm about to mash the button. Dog, I just don't think I am. Real ball knowers know what I'm talking about. I don't know if they do.

Dave doesn't know ball like I do. All right. I want the ambassador from Mexico. I want him to email Dylan directly, dylan at washmedia.com. Dylan's the one taking issue with our friends, our Mexican-American friends, not me. Dave, I'm sorry, but I'm on Dylan's side of this one. Randy and Dylan.

That's my dog over there sitting behind the booze. My dog. I feel like there's, maybe I'm not as well versed. I should be more in Mexican food, but it seems like it's all just very tortilla based. I'm going to give you a pass because you're from, where are you from again? What was the hospital you were born in? Not from Munster, Indiana. I would never claim that. He's from Gary. Never from Dyer, Indiana. Ooh, it's Dyer time. Yeah. Did I ever tell you about the story? You might enjoy the story. This is a little Ria time story.

There was a hair salon in my hometown, Dyer, Indiana, and it was hair spelled backwards. That's what it was. So it was the Rhea hair salon. And I think they got too many prank calls from teenagers saying, is this the Dyer Rhea hair salon? And then they eventually moved to St. John instead. My brother was one of those people that made that prank phone call. You think it's funny when small business closes?

Has that town been the same since? How many jobs were lost? Dyer, Ria, hair salon. How many jobs were lost that day in Dyer, Indiana? They just moved to the town over into a new space. Yeah, you think that's cool for the hairstylist? They have to drive a little further. Gas money's not cheap.

Way to go, Randy. It wasn't me. You're not a job creator. You're a job destroyer. Dyer, Ria, hair salon. It's pretty good. You know, I job creator. You're a job destroyer. It's pretty good. Yeah. I'd fall with that one. I bet. I like it when the donut shop has like donut, but it's upside down or something. That's how I like my Dallas hats too.

There you go. I don't think I've seen that. All right. Well, I'll fuck off and real ones now. Hey, uh, Dylan's track house. If you like what Dylan just brought to the show, you'll see more of it tomorrow. Thursday at 2 PM central. That's right. Got a little, uh, live, live program for you, for you boys and girls.

Uh, the chat is lively. That's probably the biggest draw of the whole situation. We're very interactive with the chat, but also you can see me play some gold tee of which I'm very good. Watch dude, Dylan. Did we ever, somebody should have clipped, uh, Dylan was on pace for a very nice round. 31 under and I beefed it at the last hole.

It was tough. That was a couple of weeks ago. I came up about a foot short of the green and it found water and I, uh, I parred it for a 29 under. Tough situation. It was a reachable par four and I, it's a hole that I could play in my sleep. It was a very tough scene. I choked. You went at that pin. You were a little aggressive. Oh, I go at all the pins, Dave. You know, going at the pins. That's what I do. Also, we have a sub stack washed out sub stack.com. Send out a little email blast every Friday morning. Hey, trust us. Your inbox will thank you.

It's not, I'm not going to do that again. And that's not going to catch you on. Nah, that ain't it. Why'd you put the copy in here? You said, dude, say this and kind of look at the camera real like sassy like. I just thought you would deliver it better. I think that's not going to be the featured. That might be the thumbnail. You did me wrong on Monday. Do them right one time.

Do you wrong? I'm probably going to have to pee in the middle of the show. I'm just gonna give you guys a little heads up. If I did anything wrong, it was KJ on the too much dip. We're 10 minutes in, you're already projecting a pee pee? I mean, I'm not even projecting, it was a pee pee warning. It's a pee pee warning issue. A pee pee has been spotted in my blood. There was someone on Reddit that did admit

that they had no idea what the pee pee segment meant. Okay, yeah. That's okay. Maybe a baseball one. Yeah. Yeah. He missed, he missed the PP minute from a few weeks ago. Why is it called PP? It's cause Dylan PP'd his pants and he was being the scorekeeper for his son's baseball. It originated because Parks PP'd on a baseball. Not literally. That's what, yeah. We call, yeah. If you P on a ball, that means you hit it hard. You're getting ejected if you just P P on the baseball. Not literally. That's what we call. Yeah. You pee on a ball. I mean, you hit it hard.

You get injected if you just keep peeing on the base. Piss on it. Yeah. But since they're, you know, he's 10, I call it pee pee because it's cuter. YouTube dot com slash circling back if you want to watch this show. And let me tell you, it's a visual show. So you did the face again. The fuck you talking about? Do you think I have a chance at being the, um, cause I read that the DNC, they're looking

for like the liberal Joe Rogan. I think I have a chance. You are the Texas cuck, right? I know. That's what I was saying. I was like, give me some wild takes here. I think billionaires should build their own stadiums. I think someone already does that.

I agree. All right. Check this out. I think healthcare should be accessible. Okay. All right. Hold on. You're such a liberal cuck.

Hang on, hang on, hang on. Um, I think there needs to be more jobs that pay more. Wow. Dude, you're going to get us canceled by the right wing. They're dropping the bag. Someone's going to get the bag. I want it to be me. I'm going to leave the show to go be the, the, the liberal Joe Rogan.

They shouldn't, that shouldn't get out there. That's very embarrassing. You shouldn't have that out there in print. I always thought that you were the next, uh, you're like the Trevor Noah of golf. Okay. Very joke for a handful of people, but a good one, Randy. I'll give you a point for that.

Um, were you an all American rejects fan? Yeah. Yeah. What about you Dylan? I think you know the answer to that David. No, I really don't. They had more, they had a lot of pop success. I figured David has some songs you might be interested in. They're definitely a lot more poppy. They're more pop than punk.

Yeah. No, that's not my jam dog. Okay. Well, this part of the show will be Randy and I. Hi, Dave. Would you go to the house shows? Oh yeah, for sure. Have you found yourself in the social media? I found myself in a wormhole last night looking at quite a few all American rejects

playing like garage parties or whatever. There's like- Pool parties. On TikTok especially, there are a lot of like teenagers that have garage bands that are just doing covers of stuff. And that is where this is, I think stemmed from is that like the era of the garage band on TikTok is really coming back.

So I think the All American Rejects like did a collab with those kids that were doing it too. And that might've been what like led to all this stuff too. Okay. So it's very, it's very interesting. It's cool to see that that culture is coming back. How do we get them down here? We have to throw a banger. We have to throw an absolute rager, a kickback. So-

A kickback, a rager. Yesterday on Patreon, we listened to some classic audio, one of which was a fight about chili. Wasn't as bad as I remembered. I thought that that was a more like cutthroat fight. We've had more intense food segments. Um, the other was Micah airing grievances from his trip to Alabama. You can check it out on Patreon. Go do it. It was really good. It was really good. It also reminded me just how hard we were on the, on the guy.

Yeah. He called me a prick. Randy, you get off very easy compared to our last. Yeah. This room, my friend. You should be thanking your lucky stars. You stupid bitch. Um, thank you.

Anyway, we could do it. We should get the all the all American rejects would have killed at Micah's pool house is what I'm saying. That's when Micah was living in a pool. His buddy, Danny's pool house. We did a show from there. We had Brittany T from the bachelor on. I'm trying to think of like, sauce might have a good backyard for it,

but I would love to do that. Yeah. It's not talked about enough that Michael lived in a pool house. It was a very dope house. That house has since been sold in bulldoze, completely redone. The pool house situation was sick. It was great. I would have lived there. I would have lived there. Your pool. Right outside your door. It was great. I would have lived there. I would have lived there. You have a pool, right outside your door. It's great. If you ever, if you want to get the essence of Touching Base,

the show that preceded Circling Back, go listen to yesterday's Patreon. Cause that dynamic, even though that was towards the end of everything, that dynamic is captured well in that, what was that? 15 minute audio? Maybe 20 minutes Yeah, both episodes were like within a month of uh, that's right of touching base getting canceled. Yeah Yeah, yeah last month we did the first episode and yesterday we did the last episode two and a half year run

Yeah, man, there's times serious aura from that show Hey speaking of How about we talk about aura frames? Wow. Oh. Wow. Look at that. It's a work in progress. What do you get the man who already has everything

or says he doesn't need anything? Skip the ties and get your dad something he'll actually love. What do you think that is? Is it an aura frame? An aura digital frame. We have all gifted the aura digital frame. It's different points.

I have one at my home. I've gifted one to my mom and my dad and they're both obsessed. I am able to update pictures for them in the app. It is very easy. Also, one of the best parts about gifting the aura frame is that you can preload pictures onto the aura frame before they even open it, which is great. So my mom set it up, turned it on, connected it to wifi. Boom.

She's already had like a hundred pictures in there of her grandchildren and her kids absolutely obsessed. Unlimited storage. You can add as many photos, videos, and funny memes as you can find. Very simple to set up. Just plug it in and share away. Hell Dylan's dad even uploads photos of his car. He does.

He does. What kind of car is it? Um, so he, he doesn't have it anymore. He used to have like this old Mercedes convertible. Sick. And he used to tell, he used to, he used to say that it was the nicest convertible in Austin. It wasn't, it was, you know, probably 15, 20 years old.

It is a nice car, but he was very proud of it. Doesn't have any more though. Aura has a great deal for Father's Day for a limited time. Listeners can save on the perfect gift by visiting AuraFrames.com to get $30 off on their best selling Carver matte frame. That's A-U-R-A-Frames.com promo code circling. Support the show by mentioning us at checkout. Terms and conditions apply.

And hey, Phil Cir circling back sent you. What Randy, I'm doing the read. It's the third time you made the face after the first time you said you're never going to do it again. I'm doing different faces. This next segment is called, look at this fucking egg. Hey, can I say something about your dad posting the car? Yeah. For some reason I had it in my head.

It was like a really old pic and it was like him posting like an IROG Z from 1983. I had the exact, I just. I don't know why. I thought it was his current car. That would be even sicker if it was just like. Just like the one that's in his garage. He just has like a Chrysler. Yeah.

He just really likes. On a big segment alert. Look at this fucking egg. So I. I've not seen this egg. I have perfected the hard boiled egg. He's really good at boiling eggs. People can boil eggs.

Anyone can boil an egg, right? Yeah. But I have a, the system down so perfectly that mine peel in such a way that you won't find anywhere else. Rainey show them the fucking egg. David, you ready for this fucking egg? Yeah, I'm just going to get your reaction. Am I put it out there?

When I was peeling this thing, look at this day, we got bone, bone of Stella in the background. Look at this fucking egg. Have you, you've never in your life boiled an egg that peels like this. Okay. Am I looking at the size of this egg? Or just the peel job? Perfect.

It is not the size. It's just look how perfect it is. Not the size. It's just, it's two parts of the shell. That's all you need. Okay. Dude, it's- There's no flakes. It peeled so freaking perfectly that you won't find this anyway.

Can you zoom on the egg? Dave, I've only had this happen to me once in my life and it was one of the happiest moments of my life. I sent it in to Ross Boland for a nut moment. He put it on his Instagram story. Are you, no one's nutting from a hardboiled egg. Look at this. Dude, are you kidding me?

That's an absolute nut moment. Did you nut? I hope not. I won't disclose. Look at this egg. We'll put it up on the story for everyone later. It's pretty, yeah, I guess that my limited time is doing hardboiled eggs.

Is your method, do you cold water? Do you ice water? Here's the thing, here's where I'm torn. Do I tell everyone my methods so they too can enjoy a perfectly peeled egg or do I gatekeep my method? What is the point of gatekeeping? You're not opening a fucking restaurant.

Yeah, you gotta spread the wealth of knowledge here. Yeah, dude, share the nut. I don't know, I don't know if they'll deserve it. Share the nut moment. For the folks at home that are just listening and not watching, it is a visual show you should watch. This is just pretty much the eggshell is the top and the bottom.

There's nothing else that is just two parts of this eggshell. They're perfectly intact. The top and the bottom half of the egg are perfectly intact. How many eggs did you hard boil? 12. How many were for this particular, how many did you peel today? So this is from a couple of days ago.

Um, and, uh, okay. I'll walk everyone through my method. Everyone's dying to know. It's probably a similar method to everyone else's. Okay. Does yours peel like this? I mean, I don't do these. I'm a scramble fry boy.

All right. Well, I enjoy a hard boiled egg every now and then. I know. I walk in the bathroom after you. We also put them in our tuna salad. All right. Here's what you do. I'm hungry.

You bring your water to a full boil with salt. You add salt. Whoa. Makes it boil quicker. Add salt to the water. You drop them in. Is this how you do it? Salt in the water. You drop them in. Is this how you do it? Salt in the water.

You drop them in. You set a timer for 12 and a half minutes. Keep the water at a full boil. Some people say you bring the heat back and let it simmer. Like lightly bubble, don't do that. Keep it at a hard boil for the entire 12 and a half minutes. You have an ice bath ready. Be liberal to ice, lots of ice. You want it to be cold, cold, cold.

How liberal? Like the next Joe Rogan? Like, like Dave, the one, the podcast Dave's about to start that liberal. What we have to do is we have to hard boil the eggs. This is the Bernie Sanders of ice baths. Yes. Thank you. All right. You ice, you ice bath of ice baths. Yes. Thank you. All right.

You ice, you ice bath ice bath them. Give it at least 10 minutes. Some people say all you need is five. I go about 10. You want to really, you want to shock that egg. Like, Hey, we're not cooking anymore, bud. You're in an ice bath now. You need to know that. Okay.

Cold plunge 12 and a half minute, hard boil the entire time. Like, Hey, we're not cooking anymore, bud. You're in an ice bath now. You need to know that. Okay. Cold plunge 12 and a half minute, hard boil the entire time ice bath, 10 minutes. And that's that. How many eggs are you cooking at a time? 12. Oh, you're doing a full dozen. How long can you keep an egg in the fridge? Okay. Great question, David.

Cause they do start smelling. Great question. Sulfur. If you leave them in the shell, which is what we started to do, uh, about a week, six, seven days, if you peel them and put them without the shell in the fridge, only about two or three, you understand? And when it's time to crack, this is what you do. You take the egg, you set it down on the countertop and you roll it. You roll it and crack the entire exterior of the shell

before you start to peel. That's a key part of all this. What do you, what are you finding? It says, I peel or unpeeled about a week in the fridge, but I can't imagine putting an up a peeled egg, having one in my fridge for a week. Why? Already peeled. I don't know.

It just seems like already peeled. Yeah. Not already. Seems like a long time. Three days is about, is about the lifetime of an already peeled one, but you roll it on the countertop until it's cracked on all sides of the egg shell. But then you just start to, you start to peel it away.

Why don't you just ever eat the shell? And if you do it the right way, you're going to get, you're going to get that right. Have you thought about eating the shell? I don't need to show Dave. Isn't there some good calcium in this shell? I don't know. I'm not eating a shell. So you do what you want, but I'm not doing it. Okay. This is not the way I thought the segment was going to be. I really thought you found like a giant egg. No, no, I'm just look, I'm sharing some really useful knowledge with everyone.

Yeah. That seems to be based on a search. Like that is the way to do it. That's the way most people know. Maybe they don't leave it in the ice bath as long. Um, Don't be afraid to leave it in that ice bath, Dave. You want to fully stop the cook.

So this is something you're going to want to do before the week starts. Because you know, you're not, no one's, I'm sorry, man. If you wake up in the morning, you're like, fuck, I got to devote 25, 30 minutes to hard boiled eggs. I just can't rock with you. Now if you want to do this tonight before and like, this is a meal, you're a meal prepper now. You're basically a breakfast.

I'm not a meal prepper. This is prepping. It's nice to have hardboiled just at the ready. But this is a prep. I wouldn't call it, it's not a meal prep. It's a snack prep. You're not eating these eggs as part of a meal? Uh, not typically, no. Interesting.

No, my, my meal is not just hardboiled eggs. But it's part of a meal, no? Uh, two days ago, before I came in, I had four of them. What did you have in addition to that? I had a little protein, so I worked out. I had my protein shake, which is just- Was that a meal? No, just a protein injection. And then I was a little hungry, so I had four eggs and I came into work and I had a great day. I had a protein injection yesterday. Was that turkey jerky out there. It sucks. The Costco turkey jerky, lemon pepper, not great.

Stinks, baby. The beef, who makes the beef ones, Randy? Oh, it's who was the same. I think it's just the same. It's not. Isn't that? Kirkland. It's a different, it's a different, it's like a known brand.

I should know this, but it's good. Kirkland does good work. The protein bar, I didn't think was that good. I think they're fine. It's too, it's too much like an old school power bar. I think they're fine. Yeah. If you want a little snack, you want to make a chop it up, put it in your

tuna salad, which I highly recommend as well. Use my method and get back to me. Send me your, send me your pics. I want, I want your eggshell pics. I'm going to post this on the story with a little bonus Stella in the back. She's, she's looking up at me like, dude, you fucking crush that. She probably knows that you're about to fucking light that place up. I've never had a pickled egg.

I'm not opposed to it, but I've never had one. I don't think I have either. I haven't either. How does ramen Tatsuya do their eggs? Have you had theirs? I have. They're so good. You want to know the secret?

They do something bad. They're like a different color altogether. You don't know the secret. I do. All right. I might walk down there today and get lunch. What's the secret? You're going to gate keep it? I'm going to gate keep it. I signed an NDA. You can just Google it. It's just like they marinated in soy

sauce type stuff. Oh wow. That seems, that kind of seems offensive. I mean, that's how you do it. You maybe put some like garlic in there and to there's that. I've seen some tutorials. Go ahead, Randy say all the food is the same or whatever the deal was with the other. I know Japanese food definitely is, has a lot of variants from sushi to ramen to the Kobe beef, a lot of variants from sushi to ramen to Kobe beef,

a lot of rice, but yeah. This next segment is called Dylan's run in with a city construction worker. Again, going in blind, don't know. What happened this morning? I walked in the office about four or five minutes late because South Lamar is an absolute joke. Randy, did you hear this story earlier?

No, I did not. I got in right as Dylan was done telling the story. This is unbelievable. I had to run it. All right, so my street, there's construction. The construction has been going on all week in my street. And they're moving down the street and they- Barton Springs?

Sorry, I can say that. I don't live on Barton Springs, I live near. I want to say the street. I'm just curious what part, I'm trying to visualize. It's around Barton Springs. I live near, I want to say the street. I'm just curious what part I'm trying to visualize. It's around, it's around. Okay. Okay. Okay. And the construction segment, which is only

about a hundred yards total in length, they, they have it blocked off down to one lane. So they have flaggers on either end. You've seen, everyone's seen this before with the little sign that says stop on one side and slow on the other. Oh yeah. And each guy has a walkie talkie and they communicate back and forth

with each other and went to flip it. The thing is it's such a short run of construction. You can see the other end of it very clearly. It's just a hundred yards away. Um, and so I'm, I'm pulling up to it and the sign said stop because there were cars about to drive, you know, past the one lane. So I'm waiting there and the car's clear and the guy's on the walkie talkie right like feet from my car trying to walkie the other guys saying like, Hey,

can I'm going to flip the sign? And the other guy wasn't paying attention. He was, he couldn't, he couldn't get the guy to respond to them. And I was sitting there like, dude, it's clear. It's clear. And I give them about 10, 15 more seconds to get this guy's attention. One, two, three. So I'm like, all right, I'm just going to go.

Cause there's no, there's no one coming. It's wide open for me. So I start to drive away. The guy freaks out. Which guy freaks out? The guy right in front of me. Okay. The guy with the sign freaks out.

He takes his sign and hits my car with it and drags it along the side of my car and starts yelling at me. I'm like, dude, that's a, that's an insane response to what just happened here. I look in the rear view mirror. This is no joke. He takes his walkie talkie and throws it at my car from about 75 feet away. He just fucking, he left handed, he just fucking chunks it at my car. I'm feet away. He just fucking, he left hand, he just fucking chunks it at my car. I'm like, what the fuck are you doing?

He broke, he broke the walkie. He didn't hit my car. He missed my car completely. He throws his walkie talkie at me. I'm like, what in the world is going on in your brain that this was the appropriate response to what I was just doing? Okay, but so the car,

I assume there were some cars behind you? No. Oh, so you didn't, it was just you. I was the only response to what I was just doing. Okay. But so the car, I assume there were some cars behind you. No. Oh, so you didn't, it was just you. I was the only one on either side of the stopped traffic. Okay. It was wide open. I'm just going to go. Like the guy's not paying attention.

It's, I'm, it's clear. I can go. So which guy was it? Was it your guy not paying attention? No, the guy on the other end of the walkie talkie, he couldn't get his attention to let him know he's going to flip the sign. Okay. Because they always communicate back and forth.

So. He threw his walkie at me. What did anybody else, any of the other construction workers notice? They didn't even, they had no idea. I was, I stopped the car. I'm like, what the, what is going on here? The dude just fucking freaked out and he probably busted his walkie talkie. I can't imagine that thing is still in working condition. How insane is that?

So that happens. He hit my car with this sign, drags it across the side of it as I'm driving away. I'm like that did not just happen. I look in the, look in the rear mirror to see how upset this guy was and he just fucking. Yeah. At that point, like you got to hold on to your walkie talkie. What if what a fucking psycho? I love it, though. What a psycho. I didn't know whether to be mad or just laugh. And I had like a kind of a mixed reaction of the two. Do you remember what song you had on?

I think I had the Bobby Bones show on. That's my morning drive in routine. Bobby Bones, Bobby Bones. Austin, why and say in routine. Bobby bones, Bobby bones. Austin roots. You just lie and say it's free bird. Austin roots, dude. You know, I do it. I, is he an Austin guy?

Yeah. He's not from Austin, but they, they, their show started here and they, they, they operated out of Austin for years. Whenever they do they, uh, I heart radio country thing. It's always in Austin. He hosts it. And of course my, my friend, uh, lunchbox is one of the co-hosts of the show. We get them on the show.

It'd probably be helpful. Maybe. Yeah. Let's get Bobby on. I don't know. I don't, I'm not tight with Bobby. I'm tight with lunchbox. If Bobby's really, if Bobby's really down, he'll do the show.

Yeah, that's tough, man. I, I, I'm more upset about him dragging the sign across the car. I know. I, I looked, I, when I got here, I looked at my car and there's no sign of the sign hitting my car anywhere. I mean, you should have waited.

Yeah, dude, I don't think you're completely in the right here, but it was no reaction for sure. I, you know, I probably should have waited like, I'll, I'll, I'll give you that, but like it was clear. Like I'm not going to go question. Is there a chance that, okay, your guy, did your guy notice that the other guy

was just like a lollygagging around over there? I don't know. So you noticed like, oh, it's clear. And this guy just farting around up there. Not only was it clear, like there were, I was, that was the only car on the entire road at this point. Like it was not, it was wide open, clear. I was posing zero danger to anyone.

What kind of construction are we talking? Like, what was the risk for you, a vehicle? They're, they're tearing up sidewalk and doing something with the pipes down there and then, and then relaying the concrete down. Okay. So ripping up rebar. I don't know what they're doing.

Any jackhammers? I'm sure there's a jackhammer in place somewhere. Yeah. New York City, man. That's one of the things like, you know, you always think about construction and shit. Like I walked to Walgreens one day and like I turned the corner and there's just like a big, I feel like it was dangerously like right there, like a big hole and a guy with a jackhammer. I'm just walking by. I'm like,

oh, this feels really close. I'm going home for lunch. I'm going to be pulling down the same street. Ooh. And I'm wondering if the guy is going to recognize my vehicle and say something. He might've been relieved. I don't know. I've been relieved of command. I'm pretty sure no one saw it happen in the, in the rest of his crew. Didn't see it happen. He's probably just going to keep the secret and he's got to explain why his walkie

talkies busted. You gotta be nice to the next guy. You know, one of the hardest jobs is filling in like the, the next man up when they relieved somebody of their duties, the next person to fill those shoes, they got a big job on their plate. They got to create a new culture.

Dude, they put the spares on the sign, on the sign duty though. Dude, half the time, cause there's always like that happens. I would say once a month over in the Zilker neighborhood behind us. And I, I'm a cut through guy. I don't, I like to get off of them as soon as possible. And dude, it's the dudes always got his phone in one hand and the side of the other total spare job. It's just like, I think I think they like getting that assignment.

Like, oh, I don't know, man. I would want to pass the time with the equipment. They're walking back and forth like, hey, you see this chick that's walking a dog? 100%. Absolutely. Oh, that's a perv alert. Yeah, it's a perv alert job.

They're just, yeah, they're just holding a sign all day. Yeah. Anyway, it was pretty funny. It's weird. They call that job like the, the guys holding the signs, they call them the Randy. Yeah. That's not true. Oh, they don't call them that David. What a fucking psycho, man. Throw something, pick up a rock and throw it. Don't throw your walkie talkie. Idiot. Was it like one of those good walkie talkies too? I don't know. Like those heavy duty black ones.

It wasn't heavy duty. It wasn't like military grade with the big antenna. It was just like a. I've been tied if they called in a drone strike on your ass. I don't think they have the authority to do it. Like that's your response to me doing that? Chill out, shout at me. Yeah.

Hey, hey. How old is this person? Uh, 40. Okay. 40, about my age. I could have handled, I could have handled him in a, in a confrontation. I don't know. This guy sounds like he didn't give a damn about nothing.

He, I could have tuned them up if I wanted to. Dude, I hope when you're going through this next time, they throw out the spikes, the road spikes. Yeah. Should I say something to them on the way back through or just let it be? No. Yeah, you should not. Hey man.

Unless you're apologizing. Say, Hey, how's your walkie bro? That's what I should say. No, don't rub it in. What a fucking freak. And they probably had to wait. They probably had to wait for Tommy Tough Knuckles to bring a new walkie down.

Oh, I should do the six and a half foot chains. You need to keep your windows rolled up. Honestly, you might want to like put on some glasses and a mustache. You already got a mustache. I'll put on a mustache. You might want to like, Grant that's auto, just get a new paint job on your car really quick.

I could take a different route home, but I don't think I want to. You should, if you really want to fuck with these guys, which you shouldn't be nice to construction workers, you should go get candy paint job and just drip candy all over the fucking work zone. That'd be so sick. Be a costly prank to pull, but it'd be a good one.

I don't know if you have time. Yeah. The shop's like, all right, we gotta let it dry. It's gonna take a few hours. Like, no, I'm good to go right now. Or what if you disable your muffler and you just go through their loudest flock? Yeah, that'd be good. They're like, so they would be like, Oh, this is definitely. I should just swing that thing through. They're like, there's no way this is the same guy. I can see this car is really loud. I can sit sideways all the way through. You should ghost ride it through the construction. Oh my God.

This guy's got. Get back in the car, sir. This guy's got a quick trigger, man. There's no way I'm the first person to do that. To like miss the sign or just roll through it or just, you know, not completely obey his orders. He can't be doing that to everyone who doesn't, you know, perfectly obey the signage. Yeah, but this guy has one job and you just completely dismissed his job.

You're right. I was like, look, I'm not going to take you seriously, bud. You're the sign holder. I'm just going to go. I'm just going. That's it. One way in, one way out. You have no option.

No, I could take a different route home. Yeah, but don't do it. I want you to go back there. I want you to see what happened. Yeah I will. I'll get back to y'all on it. Okay hey if you want the update to this story uh maybe Dylan will tell it on listener voicemails today and if you're not a patron you should go try it out. Wow this dude's always selling that's why I like him man. You rock dude. Good job Randy job, Randy. Hey, thanks. Oh, man. How about our good friends at Shopify? How about them? When we started this podcast, it seemed like we had figured out on our own.

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He's on top of a prop plane strapped in, of course, but he's standing like up on the wings facing a, another camera that's, I guess, mounted on another plane behind it. And he's, he has a microphone and he's just promoting his movie. And then at the end of it, the plane just dives off like that. And he's like inverted. It's fucking sick. The dude's insane. Inverted like Topka and also Tom Cruise. Is he potentially cloned? He's, he's a, he's one of the more interesting Hollywood figures all around.

I don't know. He's, he's a weird guy. So he's had the fake ass controversy. He's had the, he's a Scientologist. Well that too. Yes. He is a very high ranking member of the church of Scientology. And of course he had his teeth thing, which wasn't that big of a deal, but it was like, somebody noticed like, Hey, what's up with this?

His fake teeth are off. His, yeah, his middle, like the crease them between this two front teeth is off center, which you don't see very often. Uh, rainy, let's see how Tom Cruise eats popcorn in public. YouTube channel at some point. And tomorrow night we are the BFI's highest honor, which is the BFI fellowship. It's, it's, uh, who eats popcorn weirder, Tom Cruise or Kelsey Plum?

I think Tom Cruise because Kelsey Plum was doing it as she was trying to be funny where. She was dude, she's hilarious. He's just off, he's like side stage waiting for his turn to talk. They're introducing him. He knows all the eyes are on him and this is how he chooses to eat the popcorn. And he has a movie style bucket of popcorn and he's just, he's. He's aggressively grabbing it and aggressively throwing it in his mouth. He's throwing it into his mouth and some of it misses.

Do you think he was like aware of the Kelsey Plum video, Kelsey Plum, whatever, and like, it's like, I don't want that to happen. So I gotta eat this in a much more like testosterone way. It is kind of a sick alpha way to eat popcorn. It just looks so like you're mad. You're responding to something. It'd be like, that's how you eat popcorn if you're looks so like you're mad. You're responding to something. It'd be like, if that's how you eat popcorn, if you're in a fight with your

wife, don't eat popcorn while you're fighting with your wife, she's going to take that as a, an insult. Put the popcorn down when you're fighting. Yeah. It's hard to take someone seriously when they're eating. Uh, do we have the other video where he taught he has a little quick comment to a guy who finished his popcorn before the movie even started? Yeah, find that one, Randy.

He's out there, so he shows up to these movie premieres. He's on Popcorn Watch. What's going on? He has opinions on popcorn and when you should eat them, eat it. Do you have it? Dude, I haven't gone to a movie and just ordered nothing but popcorn in a long, long time. Do we not put it in the group, Randy?

I don't think I put it in there. Randy will find it. No pressure. He'll find it. Oh, I think it's in Slack. Alamo draft house, they don't do the popcorn bucket. They do a popcorn metal bowl. Are you aware of this? I told you this story. One movie I saw

there, the guy next to me had just a metal bowl of popcorn. It's bottomless. It's loud. Like you're scraping the kernels off the metal and you can hear them like moving around in there and you're just like, dude, fucking stop. You ate the whole bowl. You don't need to. Once I start on movie, on movie popcorn, it's really hard to stop, man. Yeah, I get it. And you cut a little hole in the bottom of the bucket. Yeah, just easy. That's how I eat it. Yeah.

Oh, is that how? Yeah. Okay. All right, Randy play the video. That could be the thumbnail too. That's a good thumbnail. All right. It's rainy time.

You ate all your popcorn already. There's a guy sitting in like the corner front row of the theater while Tom Cruise walks in and he just looks down at this guy's empty bucket of popcorn and says, no, you already finished your popcorn. Huh? Like, yeah, Tom Cruise. I did. This guy's also the guy eating the popcorn is wearing a suit. Why is he wearing a suit to the movie? Yeah. You've had your popcorn. Yeah. Yeah. Fuck off. You're all done. Yeah. I'm a disgusting pig. I get it. I'm a fucking piece of shit. I had to enter the theater and you're

punk. We already done bro. Hey, thanks Tom. Yeah. I guess I'll fuck off. I guess I'll cancel the chicken strips that are on their way. No, if you order a certain size at Regal, they, uh, it is bottomless. I think you gotta get a large one. Yeah. Cause I know you're going to fill up off of a large. You don't need more than a large bucket of popcorn. It is a lot of

popcorn. Oh my God. This dude's like, yeah, I'm disgusting, Tom. Thanks. Yeah, Tom Cruise. I did, man. Yeah. Yeah. I was hungry. I missed lunch to be here in my suit. Oh, you finished it, huh? Interesting. That's all I did. I watched it again. I just got to see if it- Just puts him on Front Street. He ate all your popcorn. Like that's where his head's at when he's walking into this, uh, promotional event, walking up on stage. This is something I would say to like a backer if I walked into a meetup. To be fair, that's a huge bucket of popcorn that this guy finished. That's a great still image.

That is a huge popcorn. This guy's got champagne and wine too. And popcorn all over the, is that, no, that's just a pattern of the carpet. He's going to have to pee pee. That is a big bucket of popcorn. It's a huge bucket of popcorn. Honestly, if I'm Tom Cruise walking by that

popcorn bucket and realize it's empty, I might say something to be like, really? What are you going to do now, you idiot? You're all out. There's just kernels left on the bottom of that thing. And he finishes wine too. This guy's going at it. This guy's going off. He's there to have a good time, man. He's got the suit with the no ties. He's keeping it cash. I like it. What's he doing?

I wonder if his friend to his left helped him with that popcorn if he finished it all himself. There's no way. They had to have shared it, right? There's no way he ate that alone. I would hope so. It's so much popcorn. He's got a champagne flute, a wine glass and a bottle of something on his little table there. He's a fucking alcoholic pig. And loves popcorn. He's a scumbag, dude.

Who let the scumbag in? What if like he had- Well, Pro Roe's the worst seat in the theater. We all know that. It was probably first come first serve. He guys like, well, I want to be closer to Tom. I'm going to get there early. So he's probably been there for like three hours. He knew that Tom would be entering through that door.

Yeah. And it worked out. Now he's got his 15 minutes. He's got a whole segment. Whole world knows this guy's got a fucking booze problem and he's fucking. Yeah, dude, I ate the popcorn. Get a popcorn.

Fucking lay off me. It's my popcorn. Jeez. Hope he doesn't have, it's a trigger food for diverticulitis. A lot of people. Okay. Since he would later be eating popcorn himself, maybe, uh, he was upset that this guy like didn't cherish the popcorn.

He was just thinking about it. He was like, maybe hoping to take someone else's popcorn. Maybe that's why, maybe that's why he was so aggressive. He did the popcorn. He was just thinking about this guy finishing it all. This guy ate the popcorn. I like to imagine Cruz making eye contact with this guy while he was eating his popcorn. Like, hey buddy, look, I still have some.

You don't, you fucking idiot. What if afterward he just walks over this guy and he just takes the guy's popcorn bucket and just puts it over his head. Yeah. You finished that way too, didn't you? Well, you get you, you disgusting pig. You filthy little bitch. It is a very obvious empty bucket of popcorn though. It's just right.

Yeah. It's the first thing you saw when we walked in. It looks like a, like a, I don't know if it's like a construction or a painter's bucket that you'd get at Home Depot. That is a nice, a nice popcorn bucket. It looks like the kind of bucket you bring home and you flip it over and sit on it in your

garage while you're drinking light beer by yourself. It looks like it's made of plastic and you're supposed to like reuse it. It's probably a commemorative mission of possible, what's the movie called? I don't know. Mission of possible. Final.

Final something. It's definitely not final. And it's, it's big and red and it's a certain What's the movie called? I don't know. Mission Impossible. Final. Final something. It's definitely not final. And it's big and red and it's a certain shape too. Dylan, does this shape mean anything to you? Like if a construction worker had a sign that was this shape. It's an octagon.

It's a red octagon that might say stop. It's, yeah, I just go right through those though. I'm a bad boy. Can you imagine how fast Tom would go through the work zone? He wasn't going to wait. He would ramp off some shit. Yeah. He's a weird guy, man. Tom Cruise. This poor guy. I'm looking forward to that movie though. I want to go see it at the IMAX. With you, you're kryptonite for that place. No, I'm pretty. When does it come out?MAX. Now with you, you're fucking kryptonite for that place.

No, I'm pretty, I'm- When does it come out? This weekend, I think it comes out Friday. Facts? Yeah. Wow. Holiday weekend, yeah. I got to get to the theaters, man.

You know what? Next time I go to a movie, which will probably be this one, I'm going to get a big old bucket of popcorn. We always do when we go. I think I might have this one. I might have to rewatch the first one. It's rewatch time. It's rewatch time. Cause it's a good, they're all good. It's a continuation. So it's like part one, part two. Oh, really? Yeah. So this is this one movie, I think takes picks up right at where the last one took it. Got it. Got it. So yeah, my two the same.

What if this guy's like, he's like texting his friends, I was having like, dude, oh, this is the funniest thing. The coolest thing to Tom Cruise. Like he stopped out and they're like, dude, that's so awesome, man. We're so happy for you. We know we know like he's your favorite of all time. And like Tom gets up there, they introduce him. He's like, I'm sorry, you know, this fucking piece of shit over here.

It was today. All those popcorn. The movie hasn't started before I even got here. I, uh, I don't know what I'm supposed to do. Can somebody please actually hold on. Can we escort this guy out of here? Everybody stop. Uh, let's get him some more popcorn. The big baby over there.

We had all this popcorn. Oh man. God. He finished all your popcorn. Oh man. God. Finished all your popcorn. Oh, you know what? Get him some more champagne too. Why don't you fill up his wine glass while we're at it. It's disgusting animal on the front row. Let's top him off. Geez. Oh man. You know what I like to do after eating a big old tub of popcorn? Go to sleep.

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I wonder if he has like real friendship. Like a squad. Like he's probably like got good relationships with some ex players, ex guys on his staff. But like, I wonder if he, if any of them are like, like Bill Belichick's not in a group chat. I would have met. Yeah. He's not, he comes off as the kind of guy who doesn't have a tight squad around him. No, because he's just fucking weird.

Does Brady need to step in? They're not boys, man. Yeah. I don't think he, they're on that level. They're not warm with each other. Gronk. So I don't know if I don't know if you want Gronk. So allegedly he is not Gronk. He's engaged to be married to Jordan Hudson, his 24 year old girlfriend. Okay.

Now you've seen the boat thing. No. Okay. So his boat, how many rings does bill have? have six. I think he won five with the Patriots or maybe six, six with the Patriots and one with the former team as an assistant. So you might have seven. Okay.

Well, he got a new boat. He got a new paint job for his boat. Is it candy paint? It's not well. So he has eight rings total and the boat, his boat was called the, is in Roman numerals, eight rings. Okay. Flex.

Yeah, absolutely. Now it's one plus eight rings. No, he changed the name of his boat. Change the name of the boat because he got engaged. A hard to say, but it's her look at that. Unless you got another ring. Is there a picture of this fucker? There's one on Randy look TMZ.

I'll send it to you. You know what? Maybe we'll just wait since this there, their, uh, website is absolutely. Um, first of all, you don't change the name of your boat. Well, we got to talk about hard knocks too. Like you legit don't do that. Right. That's bad luck.

It's a bad omen. Bad omen. I'm not a boat guy, but you have to re-christen it after you change the name. Yeah. Um, another ball of champagne on the, on the bow or whatever. No, they actually, they don't do that anymore. Now they do like a giant red bucket of popcorn. Oh, really? And they just pour it over the boat.

Okay. And Tom Cruise shows up and just fuck it. Like what the piece of shit. You got that in there. There we go. Oh, wow. You're not kidding. Oh, this is not the kind of boat I was expecting. It's not like a super yacht. It's like a, I say a modest boat. It's a nice boat. It's like a Bay I say a modest boat. It's a nice boat. That's like a Bay cruiser. Yeah. Okay. It's a, it's a, a boat that's in reach for some. So yeah. One plus eight rings. That stinks.

I don't like this and I don't even care about the Patriots. I just don't, I don't like watching Bill go down this road. I don't like it. It's one thing like, I'm happy, I'm glad he's having fun, but once you start changing the name of your boat, that's where I'm like, you know what, dude, someone's got to talk to you. Okay. So Hard Knocks was set to feature North Carolina.

They're doing like a college series where they think they're featuring a few different programs. UNC was one of them. And a report leaked that Hard Knocks has backed off and they will no longer be featuring North Carolina because the claim is that Jordan Hudson, who's a 24 year old girlfriend of Bill Belichick wanted like final content approval and partial ownership of the show. Yeah.

Which how in the, how. It's Hard Knocks. This isn't like a, a pilot program. This is like a very well established show. This is like, no, it's been around 25 years. Like did they give, um, Patrick Mahomes partial ownership when they featured the chiefs, I don't know if he done the cheese, but you know what I'm saying, like what's saying, why would she think that this, that she could get this written into the contract?

I don't know, man, but. That's fucking asinine. What do you think he, what do you think like her, why do you think he likes her so much? What do you think it is specifically? She's pretty. Yeah. A lot of pretty gals out there though, Davey, a lot of pretty ones. Yeah, but I mean, it's hard enough to.

A lot of pretty babies out there. He could find a lot of pretty girl, but pretty 24 year old that he's got a, he can have good conversations with some real meaningful stuff. And what do they talk about? So she's not just his girlfriend slash fiance that she's also like his business manager. Yeah. Bella chick production.

I can't imagine she had, she had an extensive resume to suggest you can handle a position such as bill Belichick's manager as a 24 year old. Yeah, he's, he's a big name. He's a, he's a sports A-lister. He's sports royalty. She's rubbing a lot of folks the wrong way, Dave. I think it's going to take Randy Moss getting in there. I think Randy could get in there and talk some sense into Bill.

What's going on here, Bob? Just a, just a super fucking country accent. If you're the, okay. there and talk some sense into Bill. What's going on here, Bob? Just a, just a super fucking country accent. If you're the, okay. You're let's say Rhodes is a five star quarterback. Okay. He's not now, but like down the line, he's in high school. He's trending three star. He's putting up crazy numbers and he's getting recruited by all the, all the big dogs.

Yeah. He's from, he's from outside Chapel Hill, let's say. Okay. You grew up loving North Carolina. Yeah. And he from, he's from outside Chapel Hill, let's say. Okay. You grew up loving North Carolina. Yeah. And he was just fucking spinning it around the yard. Yeah. Don't putting up five touchdowns a game.

Maybe scrambling for a few here and there. He can move a little bit. Todd's Randy. And it's like, Oh shit. Bill Belichick, who is in discussion of being one of the greatest NFL coaches of all time. He certainly has the rings to show that. Eight plus one. And you're like, Oh, I could, I could send, I could send Rhodes to

North Carolina and be coached by Bill Belichick. But what's going on with Bill? Do you, do you trust Bill with your son at this point? No, his decision-making is just very questionable. I think the program is a very volatile right now. Volatile. Yeah. Do you think he'll be there in three years?

No. I don't either. I don't think he, I don't think he sees 20. I don't think he sees next summer, 2026. Yeah. I don't either. He's gone. He's one and done.

And if he even, if he's gone before that, I wouldn't be shocked. It's just, this shit sounds like it's really bad. It is. It's, it feels like every week, there's a new layer to this saga and it's not, none of it's good. It's really, it's shocking because you don't, he is the least likely name to be in this kind of thing.

He is like a no nonsense guy. That was his MO. Yeah. And now it's like, well, he's got all the nonsense and it's a smoking hot 24 year old. When she and her stiletto heels was walking around on the field during spring ball with the walk, with a walkie talkie that may or may not have

been thrown by at some point by a city construction worker. What is, what is Sark's, uh, what is Sark's wife or ex-wife slash. L'Oreal. L'Oreal. I wonder if there's some people who she's not super, she's a known person around town. Yeah. Beautiful. Matt Brown had Sally, his wife, Miss Sally. Tom Herman had his wife. I wonder if there's people who are like,

okay, we need to, I don't, who get a little bothered when like a CIG-UTH who doesn't have anything to do with the program is like really getting involved. They shouldn't. Who like gets really self-important. Yeah, just like, I don't remember L'Oreal like, L'Oreal, just everyone's like kind of obsessed with her. Cause she's just got insane fashion sense.

And every, every white woman, Longhorn wants to be L'Oreal. Right. Yes. Um, I just, it's crazy. It's funny to think how this would go at like, like UNC is a big school. It's not necessarily a huge football program, but it is a big school. It's UNC. Absolutely.

Yeah. It's funny to think how this would go at like Texas. If this is going on, like this shit would not fucking fly. It would be like, dude, wait, Alabama. No, they would, they would say, yeah, they'd give her the slip. They should be out of there. Yeah. This is fucking wild.

I don't know what he's doing, man. Do you think he's being deceived? By her? Yeah. Like with these, you think you've seen, I'll, well, like, do you think this, uh, additional ring that was put on there was a secret ring? That was like forged in secret? Oh God, here we go.

That she poured all her cruelty, malice and her will to dominate life into. That could be what's going on here. That's what I think it is. So who is going to be in charge of finding this ring and disposing of it properly? Who, you know, there's some, some good five stars out there that might be able to, there's a, there's a Frodo out of a Duncanville. Dude, he's, I hate what has just happened in this room. The slow sign, the stop sign is now showing. And you just blew right through it.

I'm now throwing the walkie talkie at you. I'm dragging my sign across Randy's fucking web right now. Please stop. Mr. Brady, stop him. Sorry. Don't encourage this behavior. I know, it's not good. They tried it and there'll be some people who appreciated it.

You can't have there's just one ring out there expect me not to make a Lord of the Rings reference. What if you got a cock ring? Yeah. Okay. Okay. We can have that discussion. Did you think about that? I did.

You really didn't want that? I, you know, I didn't think about that. What is he doing? I don't know. Like she's going to take all of it. It's probably not what that rig signal. She's going to write all of her, his kids out of the will. Dude, if I'd be worried about that, if, if I was a one of.

His son is on staff. Yeah, he is the DC. The DC. He's just watching this go down. He's got the hat with safari flaps on. He's like, that guy's a caricature of a human being, by the way. He is. I don't think I've ever heard him speak publicly. He's we he's well, it's not fair to say he's weird, but he's giving weird.

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Don't sleep on their applesauce. That'd be weird to sleep on applesauce. It sounds messy. This guy finishes applesauce before the movie started. That's what I eat in movies. What do I have Saturday? I'm a big baby. Saturday. Um, I can't remember what I have Saturday, but something's

definitely going on with the boys. I think Sunday is a parks has an end of school year party at a buddy's house. Pool situation. He'll be there all freaking day. He's going to have an absolute blast. And then we're going to pick them up. Chelsea and I are going to pick them up and have to do a little birthday dinner for her and driftwood.

Little Italian joint out in driftwood. Oh, Trittoria, La Sena. It's dope. Did you go there already? Okay. I was going to say, I just heard about her favorite, her favorite Italian place. It's really, really cool. It's it's, there's also a winery on the property. It's bad ass. So we'll do that Sunday.

And then Monday is a Chelsea's birthday and, uh, we're going to just, you know, cook her some breakfast, maybe some hard boiled. You know, Randy, you can do better than hard boiled. I just get, no, she likes my almost, we'll probably make your omelet. Omelets are dope too. breakfast, maybe some hardboiled. You know, Randy, you can do better than hardboiled. I just get, no, she likes my almost, we'll probably make your omelet. Omelets are dope too. Bring her some popcorn. We might catch a flick this, this weekend.

I don't know. Don't say flick. Why catch a flick such like 90s moving. Oh, I know what on Saturday he has his end of baseball season pool parties. You got two pool parties back to back days. Let's go. The coaches house, they have a pool and we're all invited and that should be fun. Maybe grilling out.

Probably. Maybe one hand some burgers. We got some apple juice for the kiddos and some adult apple juice for the adults. Oh fuck yeah, get all fucked up at this party. Get all fucked up. What about applesauce? I'm going to sleep on it. Okay. Yeah.

Don't sleep on applesauce y'all. The Perry's applesauce, the way it. Oh, I absolutely dipped that pork chop in the applesauce. You kind of run it through. You're like, did I mean to do that? Okay. Kelsey Plum. Yeah, it's going to be a good weekend, man.

I'm pretty excited for it. It's going to be hot, but hot and sunny I'm pretty, I'm pretty excited for it. It's going to be hot, but, uh, so good hot and sunny. Davey, what about you? Big dog. Randy, what about you? I'll end it. Oh, he just fucking patting. He, I threw him a rock and he immediately dished it.

Big weekend. Absolutely huge weekend. Big weekend of our friends at the pod. So Friday starting off with, uh, Lauren, friend of the show. She's doing a little birthday get together thing at blazer tags. We're going to do in some, uh, doing some laser tags. Oh, hold on a sec. I'm sure you're invited.

If you want to come. Yeah, it looks like, oh, she did message me. She said you're not invited. Oh, okay. Very good. But so looking forward to that. And then the rest of the weekend is front of the show. Omar good buddy of mine.

His bachelor party in Austin. He's having a lot of his friends from back in Florida come here and then all of us, us and friends are doing stuff. So doing boat on Lake Austin. We're doing go-karts at Cota. Again, dinner and stuff. Cota does go-karts? Yeah, they do go-karts.

Like on the track? On the track. Yeah. No shit? Like the whole track? I think so. You know go-karts. Like on the track? On the track, yeah. No shit? Like the whole track? I think so. You know, I did a hot lap on that track. You know, I did the same thing with you.

So yeah, we're doing go-karts. How fast are these go-karts? I would assume they're like probably the heavy duty ones that can probably get up to maybe like 40 miles per hour. Like they're not like the lower heating ones. Freaking blast. I'm looking forward to it. My barber that shares, me and Omar share barber,

he does it like once a month and he was just giving me all the tips and stuff. So I'm very, very interested. I don't know if anybody needs to do go-karts once a month. He's a racing guy. It's just like a go-kart guy. Our old neighbor used to like dirt bike race and all this stuff.

It's just, you know, he does a bunch of different races. Yeah, but that's a little bit more hardcore than go-karts. Dude, I had a go-kart as a kid. I used to whip around the neighborhood and all this stuff. It's just, you know, he does a bunch of different things. Yeah, that's a little bit more hardcore than go-kart. Dude, I had a go-kart as a kid. I used to whip around the neighborhood and it was so much fun. Really? Yeah. Damn.

Although one day the brakes went out while I was driving it. This is a true story. I cut them. I cut your brake line. You did? It was me. You son of a bitch.

No, didn't one day, didn't you pull up to a construction zone and just blow through it. You just got smoked by a walkie talkie. He threw his hard hat at me. Yeah, that's about it. It's going to be a very fun weekend. And then also my roommate gets to move, I think starting this weekend.

So I might be on Monday helping him move and stuff. So I feel like you've been like moving related for the last month. No, he just talks about it. Yeah. Let's get this shit done. It's like, it's the only thing going on in my life. Well, I got to talk about my kids. I don't got anything to talk about.

Okay. You're weird if you did. So talking about your kids, just talking about my kids, just going to hang out with Rhodes, all right. Got a tee ball set. Dude, he got his new tee yesterday. So excited. What about it? We're going to Duncanville. So we'll be up there Memorial Day weekend. To all the fallen acknowledgement. Is that tough for Chelsea to share a, have a birthday that lands on Memorial day?

It doesn't, it doesn't always, but like this year, I mean, it's gotta be, like, cause it's not about her. It's a little bit somber for her. Yeah. Like I just want to, I'm going to be checking on your stories. If you post anything, it looks like she's having too much fun. I'm like, Oh, yeah.

By the way, we're off Monday. Is we announced that yet? Yeah. No episode Monday. We're off Monday. Are we sure? Yes. I'm sure. Uh, yes, I'll be up there. Going we announced that yet? Yeah, no episode Monday. We're off Monday. Are we sure? Yes, we are sure. Yes, I'll be up there.

Going to do going to do some pool stuff to the boys playing golf Sunday. Yeah, nothing we might do. I do dinner, man. I would love if somebody approached me and said, I got game two stars, oilers tickets. We want you to go to the game Friday night. I want you to be the guest of honor. I would love it. If somebody approached me with that, would you have a rez?

We might hit might hit carbon. So maybe somewhere else. I don't know. There's a lot of, uh, a lot of new restaurants in Dallas. Dallas, um, great restaurant town. Love the food. Expand that carbon footprint. Oh yeah.

I ain't talking tacos either, baby. Uh, what else? That's about it. So we'll be rocking. We'll be up there to DFW having fun. September 11th is probably a hard birthday. Yeah. Shall we run it back?

Get out of here. No, Randy brings up a great point. I did know two dogs that were born on September 11th and one was named freedom and one was named Liberty in my hometown. Pretty good dog names. That's cute, man. Okay. Is that too late for the running back entry?

No, I can't add it, sorry. Well, like shout out to me. I really have to pee right now, but I've made it almost. You did make it. We can get this thing knocked out. We're 71 minutes in. Yeah, I put can't add it. Sorry. Oh, shout out to me. I really have to pee right now, but I've made it. You did make it. Wow. We can get this thing knocked out. We're 71 minutes in. I put us on a warning.

We run it back. Of course, the segment during which we talk about what we already talked about. All Mexican food is the same, just in different forms. Dylan said that. The Dyer Rhea hair salon in Dyer, Indiana. No longer. Now in St. John, Indiana. The pee pee minute is like pissing on baseball, but

cuter since their kids. Dylan released his highly coveted egg boiling method. Dave would not send Rhodes five star quarterback Rhodes to play for UNC. What if Bill Belichick got a cock ring? Dave said, finally, Dave loves the type ish that Roeback offers. That's right. You know it. Shout out Roeback.

That concludes, run it back. Have a great holiday weekend. Stay safe. See you tomorrow. I'm at El Rancho's, it's at El Rancho's I'm at El Rancho's, it's at El Rancho's