Circling Back - Hawaii, Mutton Bustin, & 'Age of Attraction' | Circling Back 3-17-26

Episode Date: March 17, 2026

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All right, we're back. Circling Back podcast. Tuesday morning. St. Patrick's Day edition? That's two-day, huh? Am I right? Yeah. Paid St. Paddy's, huh?

Fat Tuesday, Big Dog. What am I talking about? I got Martin Grove mixed up with St. Patty. He's like a dumb idiot. Yeah, today's St. Patrick's Day. Tell the stream to fuck off. Today's St. Patrick's Day. Wow, great timing. Way to come back on a special day. Here he is with his hair properly. Bouncy as hell. Borderline floppy.

He's looking bouncy. Randy Trumbacky. Hi, Dave. I'm back. And you're looking scrumdileumptious. Yeah, there it is. Dan never said that to me. Yeah. What the hell is his deal? Did he mess with your settings? A little bit. One thing that just frazzled me, he put the timer remote on the right side of the desk. So I was, I was, frazzled when I couldn't find it just now but I found it maybe the theme song was a little delayed for the people watching live but we'll be fine it'll be fine is the chat happy to see you I don't know then wouldn't say welcome back or anything like that uh you know someone said I better look sunkissed

and let me tell you not to spoil too much in my Hawaii thing uh it was pretty much rainy and cloudy the whole time so I didn't get too sun kissed damn that's tough dude more of that to come. Fresh Roeback gear on, too, I see. I know. Roeback hooked it up. Purdue is now officially a part of the Game Day collection at Roebuck. So they sent me a...

Tell them what the promo code is. It is Lutz 20. Luts 20. Correct. Good job, Randy. That'll get you 20% off. Load that card up. It will.

Straight up, load it. They loaded it up for you, man. I did get a little bit of sun on Sunday. That's why it's called that. Hi. Hi. I'm at all ranchos. Oh, man.

Oh, dude, he's so. I would have came here. Let me tell you, brother. I'm still on Hawaiian time in Hawaii. Like, it's all about the Loha spirit. So you know, so it's okay. We make mistakes here. I'm still waiting for Roeback to send me that Texas State collection.

They'll have it. We're waiting for a bit, dog. And the next six months, I'll bet you money they have it next six months. All right. I bet you $20. Right. Deal. Deal. I'm happy to be back, though. And guess what? Guess what?

What? I said right before I left on Tuesday, I was going to bring these back. The backers that got married and had all the different tables as our bits, I got him here. Got him here. We'll put him somewhere in the studio. And I wanted to ask you, Dave, and maybe you, Dylan, what table would you want to sit at? Either table, Doug Dimidome. No. El Gluzidante. Well, depends. Does it say who's at those tables?

He's kind of asked me. He Curtis asked you. I asked, yeah, I asked Dave. You don't have to say it. And I said, maybe you. I'd have to look at the list. Read them on. So far, I'm standing.

Here was the different tables. Doug Dimidome, El Glyzadente, Vegas Cosmo bartender, Zocards, Glyssosaurus Rex, the only way to eat fajitas and Dylan fighting animals. I'm sorry, so they doubled down on gliz jokes? Yeah.

So someone, you tell me a group of strangers sat down at a table and said, who the hell is Dylan and why is he want to fight animals? What's a glitz? They have a, in each one of their things, they had a little description of what the bit was. That's pretty, is that a QR code to the pod? I got to assume so. I didn't even, I see it might be to a virus.

I'll check right now. I doubt that they're just going to put a virus on there. You sound like my dad in 2000. Oh, yeah, it linked to our Spotify. Well, that's very cool. Hopefully we got at least two listeners that day. Those are our backers of the. Oh, wait, hold on.

I think it specifically linked to the, uh, the, episode. Oh my God. It's an interactive experience. Dude, that's a lot of, that's a lot of effort. It's like when you go to the zoo and you, you know what I mean? Or like you go on the Alcatraz tour. Like you scan and says this, this monkey might throw those doo-do at you as you might want

to back up. These monkeys might just fucking start slinging shit. And they might start having relations to this monk, this, uh, Jaguar over here. This is Valerio. And he might leave his, his pen here. And he might just go on a murderous. spree for no reason. Can you imagine the other jags around the trough the next morning?

Just like when I was smoking a cigarette, I think, dude. Valeria, Valeria kind of snapped last night. Talking about snapping, not only does it take you to the episode, it takes you to the timestamp of when the bit is being talked about, too. That's incredible. What a great job. Are you talking about like a drinking trough or a piss trough? A drinking trough.

I'm thinking about them just walking up like at the pisser, like at an old, like a high school ball game, and they still have the old trough, the piss trough. And like all the jags are just pissed and it's like, Jesus. You guys hear a Valeria guy just in the one last night, man. Yeah.

I heard seven dead, two and critical. We saw him take down an alpaca. He's like, all right, he's hungry. There's nothing that we could do. He's going to eat the thing.

Didn't even eat it. Then he just kept going. He laid out like 12 of them something. He was just sending a message. You know, I got an update from Dr. Mark, a Valerio update.

It was just a video of him looking beautiful. Now, Dr. Mark looked great. right too but valerio looked great i'm so glad they didn't they didn't like you know put him down or something you just being a jag no he didn't hurt any people he heard he would have he heard a lot of animals he would have you oh yeah i wouldn't want that but like if it happened i would be like if he dies he dies yeah it's tough man uh ladies and gentlemen Dylan Chivry.

Man, I'm pretty stoked. Hey, Randy, you know what? Welcome back, dude. I'm going to be the first to say that. Welcome back. We're happy to have you back, dude. Hey, thanks. We kind of missed you.

Dan did a pretty good job. You're just different. You know, you guys are just different. Anything else? Yeah, it's just a little different. What? Anything else? Are we forgetting something important?

Happy six year at work anniversary, Randy. Oh, thanks. Okay, yeah. That is today. Is that really? Yes. Six years? Six years today.

Yeah. Holy shit. Very cool. Definitely. It started March 2020, the best time to start a new job. We'll take you to Chuck E. Cheese sometime this week. Sunny you to go Texas Roadhouse. Hey, I'm happy to be here. I'm happy to eat.

Chuckie Cheese sometime this week. What was next in line for anniversary dinner? Texas Roadhouse. All right. Okay. Hey, man. Congrats on six years. Hey, thanks.

No one tells us congratulations on the inception of the company when that happens. You didn't say shit. January 14th came and went. didn't say anything. Yeah, you were more like celebrating January 6th. Mm-hmm. I was like, I was still hurting over. Like, why are you so happy?

Good job keeping a business afloat for all these years. You didn't say shit. You didn't say shit. I didn't say shit. I'm sorry. Hey, next January, I'll say something. You know, most businesses fail in their first year. Do you know that?

I did. I've heard that. Is that true? Yeah. Is that true? Can you look that up? Like 80% of restaurants fail. How many restaurants fail underneath apartment buildings?

95%. I think unless you're in the city of Dallas, where it seems like they have like really good ones that, like, thrive. Based on our little drive-through, the state and Allen area. Anyway. Okay. I'll be sure and keep my eyes out next time I drive through that way. You were just there.

Oh, yeah, I was. Okay, anyway, that was Dylan's intro. How's everybody doing? Hey, today we've got circling back on touching base on Patreon. You might be wondering, what is that? Well, real quick, you kind of look like the St. Patrick's Day. You kind of look like the Lepricon sketch. You got to do.

That's right. That's great. It's a visual show. Yeah. On the aura frame. We used to have a show before we started the company called Touching Base. It was Dylan and I and Will DeFries and this guy producer, Micah, who he, heard pop on from time to time. And we like to revisit classic audio from that time. And we'll be

doing that on Patreon today. I'll drop late this afternoon, maybe this evening. And then, of course, we've got listener voicemails. And then next week, next Tuesday is Greek week. We want stories of fun hazing, Greek sorority, fraternity stories, stuff that's good. I don't know how you got your balls hazed off. Yeah. Or maybe you hazed someone's balls off. You can email Dave at washtimedia.com or 888618-618-48-44-22. That's the pipeline.

That's the same number we use for listener voicemails, which would drop every Friday. But you could call, leave a message for both. Just make sure you let me know, hey, this is calling in for Greek week or whatever. So do that. And that's next Tuesday. But this week, again, circling back on touching base, join the Patreon, listen to that today. This whole year, I mean, really everything we put out on Patreon is great, but this year, it's been really, really good. Last week was great.

This week will be great. So do that. And always, as always, leave us a review over on Apple, Spotify, subscribe, five stars, YouTube.com slash circling back. Bit madness. A big bit madness announcement, Randall. Yes, the brackets have been up on Reddit for a while. So submit your brackets. I think that we're going to,

we said maybe Thursday or Monday. I think we're thinking Monday we're going to start Bit Madness and be all of next week. I like making it all in the same week. Yeah. So everyone gets your brackets in by Sunday night,

1159, submit on Reddit, go there to get the link. And if you're having trouble logging in, it's probably because you're on multiple Google accounts. So the best way that I find out, just do an incognito window. What's that? I'm not familiar

It's just a window What do you do back there? You know, just like incognito stuff But I found that way is the best way to do it Does that disable cookies? It does stuff Cookies Sorry

That was Tim That was more Tim the tool man Doing the monster So submit it We usually do top three people Get prizes If you win the Bit Madness So submit

Name your bracket And make sure that you include A handle or email so that we can actually reach out to you if you win. We've had trouble in the past, reaching out with people. So submit your brackets next week's Bit Madness. Well said.

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Randy, I'm going to let you read the tweet. How do you say his name? Androgynous. I say androgenic, but that's probably, it's probably what Dave said. Adrogenic. You know, there's no right way. Right. Yeah.

Has been exposed for fraud maxing on clavicular stream after fixing his shoulder pads in front of chat. And he's definitely, he's definitely shoulder. There's definitely shoulder pads. And he has his wigs back on, too. This guy, this guy is just leaning into it. He's fraud maxing. He's just, he's trying to get attention. I don't, I don't like this guy.

Trying to ride the coattails of clav and the ASU frat leader. Dude, he's trying to get back in the Zite guy. This guy sucks. He's trying to get back in the Geist. And it's just not, I don't know, man. Unless this is intentional. If this is intentional, which it absolutely is, because there's no way, he knows he's on screen,

he knows someone's going to bust him for wearing shoulder pads. I mean, like especially here, it's just ridiculous. Like his forearms, he needs to work on his forearms. I'll tell you that much. It's tough.

I mean, there's a reason why Dylan only has one giant forearm. No, I'll say this. Do you remember back in like the late 80s? You probably don't, Randy. No, Dylan definitely does.

Moms would wear dresses and like a lot of ladies' dresses had like built in shoulder pads. That was like the look back in the, day. You ever date abroad with shoulder pads? I, like, in the blazer, like, looking all nice, yeah. You dated abroad with shoulder pads. Yeah. I'll tell you who doesn't need shoulder pads, Brett Merriman, because he's broad.

Yeah. Think about that way. I studied a broad once. Are you aware? I don't know. I didn't actually do that. I was just trying to make a joke about, like, a broad. I don't understand.

Like, so in this joke, in this joke, you studied a woman? Isn't Klaab doing like a 24-7, like 30-day stream? He's going to run out of content. He might need to tap us. Although I don't know if he would, I don't know if I would do it. Are we going to watch him sleep? Like, what's going on? Is he sleep maxing?

Is he one of those guys who believes in sleep? Or is he the other way where like sleep is just kind of a, like, you're wasting time and you're killable? He does meth. So maybe he doesn't sleep too much. Great point. Honestly, Dillon's had some bad points, but he's had some good ones. Thank you. What was that someone in the chat mentioned that he's probably plumbing down the charts?

What was the name of that the looks maxing chart, the Chad chart? Yeah. Do you ever what it was? I want to see where he is right now. Oh, let's let's let's um. Clav dropped a trailer showing him bone smashing and taking peptides as he starts his 30-day 24-7 sub-a-a-thon to show how to looks max. It's official Chad rankings.com. Okay.

Yeah. Yeah. ASU fratleaders sitting at the top. This is interesting. Androgynyk sitting at number two. Mogworld order? That's his, that's his, uh... Clavicular current protagonist is, uh, in three.

This is interesting. Indragionic is number two? Even after the whole shoulder pad incident? I don't know about it. He's back in the geist. He coattailed his way to number two. That dude's a fraud, man. I'm out on him.

Well, yeah, he's fraud max. I'm all the way out on androgenic. Okay. We'll continue to monitor. Yeah, we'll let you know. The Mog World Order, the MWO. 30 days, no breaks, live 24-7. He released his American Psycho parody video, and it's actually incredibly well done.

It was pretty good. That's the one where he's promoting the sub-a-thon, yeah. Yeah, it's very good, I will say. There was a time where that was an often parod parodied scene from that movie. And I have to, I do in fact have to congratulate him on doing so. So 24-7 though, come on, man. Hey, Randy's back from Hawaii. That's me.

Hawaii? Yeah. Tell us about your trip. I want to know, I'm going to give you the floor, but first thing, I want to know, favorite meal. Did you try anything that backer recommended? There was like that roll cinnamon thing. And then did you do what you said you're going to do and you were going to pick a fight

with a group of locals? Go ahead. I did not pick a fight with any locals, unfortunately. Okay. I did do the Spanish rolls. That's what they were called. I went to the bakery. I got two because I was like, I'll get one for me and one for the girlfriend.

Two Spanish rolls, please. And then I ate one and I was like, well, I'm just going to eat this other one. I'm just going to go right back in and get a dozen. That's how good they were. They were pretty good. They were like that big. And their little dough cylinder with honey and cinnamon. They were good.

They weren't the best thing. ever had but I did enjoy them. Didn't rock your shit. Yeah, he went back in about a dozen though. Yeah. Because I thought, you know. Did she like them? She tried one, but it was also, they're much better fresh baked than trying to like

eat them up in the microwave for like 20 seconds. Because it was the day when she was working and I had the day to myself. So I went out and got them. But best meal. Oh, that's a good. She trying to work and you were just like juggling or whatever you do when someone's trying to work? Yeah.

Like lurking like you do over Will. Or just coming up and like hitting your yo-yo right next to you. Absolutely. That yo-yo broke. That's why I don't yo-yo. Oh, man. Best food. Had some good seafood.

Some good shrimp, some good garlic shrimp. Is that what your Friday meal? Friday. I had some shrimp tempura. I think shrimp tempera. Pura. I ever say it was really good. That's it.

Bro. Great job. Some tempura. Pura? Pura. Tempurah. Okay, sure. I think you're trying, I think you're giving, you're showing it too much respect.

It was, it was good, at least the one that I had there. Some good sushi last night. All in all, like, I tried to do as much seafood as possible, because, I mean, when you're on the island, brother, it's a different state of mind. Were you on the big island? Oh, yeah. For a little bit. In Hawaii, there's so many different islands, man. How difficult is it to get island to island?

at island to island. You have to go, you have to take a plane, which it stinks because the ferry shut down. And if you listen to our tour guide, apparently Hawaii has a lot of different like local politics that people are tuned into. He was telling us to get anything foreign shipped over because of like some act or whatever. They have to ship it to L.A. first and then L.A. ships it to Honolulu and then a local distributor that has like a monopoly, then distributed to the other islands. So it's like, it's a racket. Sheesh.

You can only order, you can only order rackets from foreign places? Exactly. A racket. Racquet. So, but there used to be a ferry, but apparently for ecological reasons, they shut it down,

but my tour guy, it's like, yeah, but there's, you know, cargo ships that are coming in and out and killing everything else, but the fairies where he thinks it's just the airlines and the rental car business is, He gave you a little editorial. Yeah.

He was a great guy. I really enjoyed it. Highly recommend it. So Hilo is where we went to us, the city on the big island. So Monday got in, just kind of chilled. Tuesday did pretty much a lap around the island. Went to a beach for a little bit. Went to North Shore.

Went to get some shaved ice. It was a pretty fun time. Then Tuesday morning, we headed to the Big Island at a volcano tour. And the volcano had erupted the day. before. Ooh. Did you walk away from the lava so you didn't get burned? No.

But it was, the place was covered. We were surprised that it was actually open because there was just volcanic rock everywhere. It was, it was made, like, it was all on the ceilings. Like, you could tell people's cars that were there the day before, which was, like, covered in volcanic rock. Who posted that to our story the other day, by the way? That was me. That was good evening.

Yeah. That was an eruption that the tour guide, like, sent us up from, like, a previous one. Okay. So wait, how much notice do they have when it's about the bust? They knew it was going to, they were late on it. They're usually like, say it's going to happen this week so they can tell. And it's usually at the end of that week timeframe, but it was actually like a couple days earlier.

So they knew that it was going to be within a couple days. So I didn't even know that it was about the bus too. So it kind of been cool. I didn't get to see any lava because it was post-erruption. And it was just still a bunch of smoke afterwards. but seeing all the rock was pretty cool. Okay, cool. Do you breathe it in?

Does it like, can you smell it? You can smell it. I tried not to breathe in a bunch because it's not good for your lungs. Then after that, we just continued to tour, went into a lava tube where one of the ladies on our trip dropped her phone in a bunch of rock. It like went down these big rocks and almost lost her phone. But our tour guy got it for her But it was bad So we were just like sitting in this cave

For like 10 minutes trying to get her phone back Oh man Was she embarrassed? I'm assuming a little bit But he got it And we went into the lava tube And then we went to the beach A black sand beach to go see some honoos

Assume we don't know what a lava tube is So a lava tube is like a cave That is God Yeah You don't know what lava tube is Oh my God So naive

This guy So it's just pretty much a cave that was made by lava. It's like maybe span of like your arm length. And it's just like a circle and just like just where lava at some point went through the earth and went through and just strained out into the ocean. That's cool. Scary.

That's cool. So if you, we didn't hike the full thing. We just went into it and took some pictures. But you could hike it up to a different point. It's like a 25 minute hike just through this. It just looks like a kind of like a giant water slide. It's all rock. Pretty cool.

That's it. And then black sand beaches saw some honoos, which are sea turtles. So I got to see some sea turtles. That was awesome. And the rest of the time, it just sucked because there was a big storm in Hawaii, like the whole week. So it was very, very little sun. And we didn't get to go to the beach as much. We didn't get the snorkel.

We were supposed to go to Luau and it got rescheduled twice. And we just got canceled both times. So the weather was not on our side. I did get to surf on Sunday. How'd that go? Pretty good. Probably better than you guys, probably better than you guys, honestly.

How big with those waves, Haas? Pretty big. Like, they were coming in pretty consistently, too, because it was, like, I mean, it was stormy the whole week. Did you, like, hop on anybody else's wave? No, I didn't catch a party wave,

unfortunately. Some of the best surfing in the world. Oh, wow. Yeah, did you get to see any of the huge waves? Yeah. We actually had booked a different surf thing that was on, like, blow down the beach.

And those waves were huge. And the guys said, yeah, we're not taking anyone out because, like, I. Because you're all amateurs. Yeah, we can't. We can. I wouldn't even be out there right now. I would have gone out there. Then we went to, like, the different part of the beach and there were smaller waves.

And they're like, yeah, come out here. Shows to Jesse, our surf instructor. Sick. Anything surprise you? The amount of wild roosters loved it. Love seeing all them. Roosters. Oh, yeah.

There's wild chickens everywhere. That was cool. see. Roosters or chickens are both? Both. Roosters are chickens. But you say roosters, those are males, right?

Yeah, yeah. Yeah. There's chickens, but like you could see the roosters were a little more prominent. Just straight up, like, cock and doodle doing, you know? Thick.

Did you make them fight each other? Vainy roosters. No, no, I didn't have any cock fights. Just with their big old talents. All right. Just revealing themselves. But, you know. They're different over there.

That's something you don't understand, clearly. I don't know anything about the roosters in Hawaii. That's true. Yeah. I have questions. Sorry, Randy. We can try this later. This guy just doesn't understand the rooster situation.

I don't, yeah. Total ignorance. So two wild pigs, a lot smaller than the Texas ones. I'll tell you that much. Our pigs are different. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. And you know we'd never see just two here.

It'd be at least 30 to 50. Is it open season over there like it is here? You just take them out? They do hunt them and they do eat them. But it's not like as big of a problem. Actually, like on our tour, there were, I was one of three different groups that were from Texas. Like the whole bus was from Texas pretty much. Yeah.

So we were talking about them a lot. We're no strangers to hog reveals over here. Oh, no. We know our way around the hog, bus the roosters. A lot of shopping. Got some cool, got some cool shirts. Oh, yeah? Oh, yeah.

Got some cool souvenirs. I didn't bring you guys anything. this time. It's fine. That you might bring some rock back. Some crack rock? Volcanic. Oh.

That's okay. All right. You can't take rocks from the National Park, David. I would. Why not? You can't get it through customs. You probably don't need customs as in the United States. You do have to do an agriculture check.

Makes sense. How was a flight? Pretty simple. Really bumpy. Actually, both of these flights were the bumpiest I've ever had. But you never fly with Dylan. I don't do cocaine on flights. Okay.

Or off flights. Okay. Hog guy. We'll say the flight into Hawaii sucked because we were like on the tarmac before like for an hour and then took off, then landed and then waited another hour for a gate. And then I had to wait like 32 minutes to an hour for my bags too. So the actual flight was fine, but all the stuff on the ground just sucked. AI is changing everything. Yeah.

But unfortunately, TSA is a problem. Dude, I'm flying out of Austin in a couple weeks, and I'm worried about it. You need to follow, you probably already are, Austin Berkshams' Twitter account. I've been looking. They're really good about updates. I've been seeing updates, yeah. Yeah, they're very good about it. But yeah, it's not great.

Someone did ask, I did get some udon. That might have been my favorite meal, udon. Explain? It's like ramen, but it's like thicker noodles. Ooh. It was really good. Okay. Really good.

Did you get crossways with anybody? anybody anything crossways crossways was that I mean like could fight someone did you just you have an altercation yeah did you bother anybody I don't know no okay did meg have fun yep well that's good it was it was a fun time like I said we we had to make the most of what we could because it was just very rainy so we were inside the most like a lot of the stuff we did was just like shopping did you do some origami while you are inside no I did not do any be no you're no you're live no you did something Okay.

But really enjoyed it. We said that, you know, she's still there for a couple months, but down the road, we'll have to do Hawaii again when it's, oh, sorry, Hawaii. Is it Hawaii? Yeah, that's how they pronounce it. Apparently the W makes a soft V sound. Hawaii. Makes a soft V sound, Dylan.

That's right. What are you doing over there? We'll do it again. Dylan, hold on, Dylan's hunting and pecking. What are you typing? I'm texting a group of guys. About. He loves your story, dude.

About a basketball draft we have. Sorry. We're in the middle of a second. I'm listening to everything. Cheesh, dude. He's about a basketball draft. I have the fifth overall pick. Okay.

How many fruit do you drink? Someone asked, too many. I think I had like five the whole week. What's the beer over there? They had a lot of Japanese beers. and he's uh singtow assahi i think that assahi you don't know about that ish i mean yeah i do i've had it oh okay hey he's back welcome to the show hey welcome the show kid i never left welcome to show kiddo i've been engaged the whole time dog who you're gonna pick in that fifth

draft not or do so what is this i mean yeah i mean appreciative of roback but uh produce not gonna win What is this, what, what do you got a question for? Oh, what? What? What? What? You got a question for me? Like, he was the guest on a panel.

Is it just like picking, like who's going to win at all? Yeah, we just pick. What a generic question? Not a bracket, no. I don't know who I'm going to pick. Dude, I haven't looked at the bracket yet. I have not watched college basketball this season. Texas made it.

They played tonight. I know they do. Are they going to win tonight? They might. They got a chance, man. Man. Well, that's a great story, Randy. Yeah.

But if you guys, anyone ever goes to the big island wants to do a volcano tour, hit me up. I'll tell you who to book it through because the guy was awesome. Any listeners? There were some people that hit me up that, like a lot of people hit me up for recommendations. And then I think there was like one or two. I never got a response. Like never responded back to them. I'm sorry.

Sorry. But like we were pretty busy the whole time, even with it being really rainy. You got shooters everywhere, man. Oh, man. I hope you brought your cheers. I did not. I should have. We've been taking cheers.

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Play that video You've probably seen it It's viral but I think it's a funny video I just want to watch it This is at the Houston Rodeo I reckon Oh HGB Watch this kid He's gonna get his little mutton busted

He didn't hang on very long Oh God Oh Just Guy moated on I haven't I haven't seen the word of moated in a while Finish him

Moral combat Yeah Why'd that sheet go back there for him He was out for blood dog So you're gonna ride my shit I'm gonna fucking stunt on you real quick Dude look at the hops on that thing This little fucker held on for like three seconds

That was weak Yeah I think you're Do the folks at home know about mutton busting I don't know. Rhodes has a friend who does mutton busting occasionally. Really? Yeah. How old do you have to, like what's the age max?

I think it's like five to seven. Okay. It was four to seven. You just hang on to a sheep as long as you can. Yeah, you want to stay on for, you know, six, seven. There's no sow or anything. You just hang on. Right.

Right. You'd get your shit busted. Probably. Yeah. It's weird because I walked in on you and it looked like you were trying to do it, but you weren't really going anywhere. You were just mounted on a sheep. Right.

What the hell are you doing? What the fuck is that? I was out at your ranch. We're not doing Dylan having sex with sheep jokes, dude. That ain't going to fly around here. I was out at your wrist. That's not happening, dude. You're just like, oh, practicing for the butt-busting.

And I was like, dude, you're 45. We don't even have sheep out there. Sheeps? Sheeps. Sheeps? Yeah. It's scary. You don't have sheep out there, dog.

She'd go crazy. I don't know much about sheep. I don't think that's where you get old. As a kid, I used to count them because I read it in a nursery run that you count sheep. That didn't work. I remember doing it. I don't worry. You know a trick, and I probably saw this on a Huberman reel that I've been doing,

and it works, but it's also harder to do than it should be. If you're laying there, this has nothing to do with mutton busting. If you're laying there in bed, close your eyes, think about, imagine yourself getting out of bed and, like, walking through your home and then walking, like, out your front door into your street. It sounds easy. It's for whatever reason, maybe because that, I'm very dumb.

It's hard to visualize. And you're visualizing everything as you would do it. So like every detail on like you do the alarm or, you know, unlock the door. It's just, it's like kind of a strain. It's weird. So that's an alternative to sheep counting? What's so funny? Yes.

People are saying the lady doth protest too much in, in response to Dylan that someone said Dorn has Velcro gloves out at the ranch. Velcro gloves. What are we doing? No, no. No? Okay, I'll try that, Dave. Next time I'm having trouble sleeping.

That was actually a tip. I'm going to try it. Okay. It's, dude, for whatever reason, it's harder than it sounds. Like, it's not, it's not like you'll be able to do it as a functioning human, but I'm telling you, there's like a time where you're like, oh, this is kind of like a pain in the ass. Does this, this happen to y'all? When you were laying in bed about to fall asleep and you're like super. tired but you're not yet asleep does your brain start just malfunctioning and thinking about weird

shit that doesn't make any sense whatsoever my brain does this man if i if i can that's when i know i'm like really really tired my brain just thinks of stuff that it's like nonsense just silly it just something doesn't make any sense i got one where i i will i will fall asleep for like what feels like a split second and then all my whole body will um i guess the only way to put it is just kind of a jerk yeah oh everybody everybody does that but i have hate it. Dude, it's like, it's like in, in class, you're sitting there in the kid next you, it's like, oh, this dude just dozed all. Why'd you kind of hit the, uh, remember that guy?

Yeah, that, that emote is on, um, Fortnite, Parks loves it. Yeah. It's a good, that dude really hits that thing, man. Yeah. Like, I had a really big, like, month, and then I haven't seen Tron. Yeah, everyone has those spasms, though. I think I, I, I know what you're talking about. Just nonsense, silly brain. Yeah. That's just kind of your baseline. Your brain's like falling asleep, but it's not quite there yet.

And it just malfunctions. I'm typically thinking about getting a bag. Okay. I go to bed. Really? Yeah. I like to call it pre-dreaming. It's a new concept.

Pre-ming. Pre-ming. Sure. Yeah. I'll fuck with that. It's a pre-dream. Yeah. Like the dream, you're getting just like a microdose of the dream juice.

Yeah. There it is. that DMT maybe spirit molecule you don't know about that shit Randy I've been I've been trying to listen to all the episodes yeah you guys you guys were a little too

I haven't gotten to Casey Musgraves yet but you guys were a little too horny for Kay Adams I can't wait to see what you say about Casey we're not everybody else is I mean I get me wrong no I think she's pretty fantastic very gorgeous to me yeah like I get it I get what guys just start just getting in there feels when they're around her.

Like she's like asking you like about like your nine iron or whatever and you're like yeah anyway. So yeah, I mean as a kid, you know, I didn't have a lot of trouble dating but like she's like that's not what I ask. But I don't man. I've heard good things about the Patreon episode. So I'm looking forward to going back and listening to those. Who told you about them?

The Reddit. Just the Reddit. Yeah. Dude. Yeah. We've been on our fucking bag, Randy. Yeah. Dan really just said, you know what?

Now this is happening. Well, Dan told the story. about swinging. Well, why, let's not give it all away. I gave very little away. You just told everybody. I mean, the details. Let's just say he was, uh, he was mutton busting without the mutton.

Uh, I watched James Bond. You understand? I got it. On the plane. You watched what, Jerry McGuire? James Bond. Which one? They were like 40.

I watched the original golden eye. And then I was like, because I was going to go through all those. No, not the, I guess one, Pierce Broslin. That ain't the original big dog. That's not the original, the one with him. And I don't know if I've ever seen it. I was like, I want to go back and watch this because those are my James Bonds. But they were so, it was very campy.

Like, it was a little too silly. I was like, oh, so I saw the Daniel Craig ones. But hearing all the sound effects from that movie, it was, it took me back to the video game. It was awesome. PP7? Like just every, all the like gunshots. I was like, oh, hang on. Okay, cool.

I go slack video. Dylan, it says James Bond Browneye. What the fuck is this? Of course, in the 1959, 1959 Goldfinger is the character Pussy Galore. Hang on a sec. Which one's Octopus? I don't know. I was never okay with that.

Those names are a little too. I just want to be calm down. Ivana. Pussy galore. Ivana hump a lot. Yeah, let's not do that. Let's name it something out. make a little more subtle,

which will later, of course, be parodied by Austin Powers, all the horny names in that movie. Yeah, you actually just a lot of vagina. It says parodies. Is that a parody or?

Watch that one later when you're not around this. Smashing, baby, yeah. I was surprised at the... Do I make you horny, man? Or how's it go? How's Austin Powers? Make you Randy, baby. Do I make you Randy, baby?

$1 million. Oh, you're made a gold, man. That's smashing, baby. That's good, dude. Can we bring back Dr. Evil as Slim Shady? I was still just a random, great bit. That's like an eight-year-old bit. Yeah.

That was early, wash days. Why did we even do that? You did it. It was just you. Feel so empty without me. I don't know. That's stupid. It doesn't hit the same.

You had to be there. Why don't you pull that audio? If it's so funny, I'm sure we'll all laugh at it. I mean, I could go back and do some early circling back stuff. It's just I've been typically doing touching bass. It's true. But we could do some like really early circling back stuff, maybe. Oh.

Oh. So what's the deal? You don't have sheep at the ranch? No. We have donkeys. We have horses. We have cattle. And we have chickens.

And we have a great Pyrenees. You don't have those Hawaiian chickens, though. No, you don't have those Hawaiian Johns, no. Are they jacked over there? I don't know. The way he made it sound, they're all thick. I mean, I don't think they're as big as, like, you know, meat hens. But they are, they're large enough.

Oh, yeah, they're going, they're going nuts out there. Do they wake you up? No. But they're all times of the day. Where does she live? What, what, what's the situation there? Like, how close to the water? Probably like 15 minute drive.

I wish I had a better sense for how big the islands were. What's the comp? Big island. What's the comp? Smaller than Texas. Okay. Texas is quite large. That doesn't help me in the least bit.

I've seen a map. I'm just curious. I don't know, Dave. Large metropolitan, some of the islands? I would say to do a circle around, the whole island of Lelisa Oahu probably take like three hours maybe four

to I do a full lap okay trying to think because it took us two hours yeah probably about four hours to drive around the whole island

what said did she didn't have a car there does she she just got a rental she we were pushing Ford Fiesta Micah style oh hell yeah hell yeah

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Hawaii. I thought it was like a different emphasis. Hawaii. Hawaii. Hawaii. Hawaii. I don't think of everybody say you like that. Yeah.

That's because you're not from the islands. I'm not cultured though. Nope. You're just a hick who puts his feet up. Hey, do you guys see that Russell Wilson took a little future to Texas on a visit, college visit? I forgot that his step kid is named after the father, which is not unusual, but that's a tough reminder.

Is future in Little Future's life at all? I believe so. I hope so. I believe so. Yeah, Russell Wilson is a stepfather, of course, of Sierra and Futures Kid Future. And he took him on a college visit to the University of Texas. Dirty soda isn't a starfall. I think Russell Wilson flirted with the idea of transferring to Texas at one point.

You know, he was drafted by the Texas Rangers. I did know that. He's quite the ballplayer, second baseman, I think. Play this video, Randy. This video right here? Corny Russell Wilson. Yes. Is he wearing a...

What kind of shirt is that? I don't know. Is that his own logo? No, no way. Is that an R? It kind of looks like an R. No way. He's got a collab.

That's not the... I can see an R and a W in that... Let's play it. I have not actually watched the video, but I did hear about this. Taking Future's first visit ever to see at school. Future, what do you think?

I love Texas. I mean, this school's great. I love the stadium. It's just, yeah, everything's bigger. Texas, so look at the stadium. How old is this? Pretty big.

It's like a freshman in high school or something. Boy. I saw your reaction when the Luka line dropped. It's a little different. Oh, he's getting access, huh? Oh, yeah. They're Sart. He's a Sart.

This kid's probably in middle school still. Why are they doing college business? I'm very, very curious. He's just taking advantage of his step-dead. Cool access to pretty much wherever he wants to go. I get it. Schlaas. Okay.

Well, it's interesting because he does not have the athletic genes of Russell Wilson, but he does have the athletic intuition of his father, the mental... Sure. But Russ, future, he may have been an athlete. He didn't sip so much lean. I don't know. Future, yeah, I think futures, I don't know.

I don't really care about Russell Wilson, being close to the Texas program. You just want to shoehorn some Texas content in? No, Sierra. I want a little Sierra in the mix. I want Sierra and Burn Orange in the stands with her son out there running around. Are we doing Sierra?

Sierra? I've been doing Sierra, but I think it's Sierra. I don't know. I don't really know. Now, honestly, you made me question how I've said it, and now I'm not really sure. All I know is, she's very beautiful to me. She's aged quite well.

She's something. What's that music video people talk about? I love it when you want to step. That one two step, that's one. No, there's another one. Okay. There's another one that's one that the boys are watching at home when they're mutton busting. And yes, that is the official Russell Wilson logo.

I didn't know he had one, but that's- We got to talk about that logo. Did they send him an official Texas polo with his own logo on it? I don't think so because I don't think. Help a colorblind guy out. Is that burn orange in that video? Yeah, it's... close to it. I mean, it's close.

It's close. Yeah, it's pretty burnt orange. What's on the other side? They got him a custom job? It's just a, like a Nike shirt. It's a Nike. It doesn't even have any Texas stuff on it. Because the way he has a seatbelt on it, it looks like a like a longhorn, but a different longhorn. Okay. Very cool. Anyway, keep an eye out for Sierra or Sierra.

Let me, I don't know what's going to come on this. He's a kid. We will, we will. College will probably obsolete by the time he goes anyway. Sierra Miss is now Starry. I don't know if you knew that. Really? Mm-hmm. I've seen Starry around.

Yeah. They rebranded it. Good to know. Buddy soda in the Starfall. Better day get your mind blow. March Madness, dude. Dude, Future's got some box. I miss Shitto.

Every March is, he'd always post that Simpsons March Madness video. Maybe you should post it if he's not going to. No. No, there can only be one. It's like Highlander. Fuck up some commas. It's a good, that's a good future one. Yeah.

Stick talk. Hell yeah. Stick talk. I'll fuck with that one, too. Is he the one that had the steel drum intro? No. That's, what's his face? Kodak.

Codec black. No, no, no. That was going to be the best song ever. And then we heard the song. We're like, oh, isn't that good. Turns out it was better in the three-second snippet. Yes. Yes.

That's cool. That would be a fun guy to run it. Russ Wilson, you know, like, oh, there's Russ. Corny as hell, but a solid dude, I think. Super Bowl winner. You want, you have any Super Bowl as you want? I haven't won any Super Bowl's. I don't think so.

When I was on the plane, Russell Wilson popped in my head because I was in the aisle seat, I was just looking at the aisle. I was like, what if I just did lunges right now in front of everyone, just like Russell did? Dude, he's a corniestest, he's a corniest dude in sports. Did you stand up? when I landed? Yes and no. I stood up to put my neck pillow back into my backpack and then I sat back down.

He's just so performative of everything that he does. When he had his injured finger and he had to sit out that, I forgot which game it was. He was out there running the office. And he did a simulated two-minute offense by himself. Like he's even calling plays in an invisible huddle. It was so fucking stupid. Yeah, he's locked in, dude. You've never been that locked in.

So fucking stupid. Broncos, let's ride. Let's ride. Brocco country? Sneaky good content from him. No. That's good content. Dude, Mr. Unlimited.

Are you kidding? Unlimited. There's nothing good about this content. What roster is he on? Is he on a roster? He's got picked up by somebody. Is he not retired? No.

I would have assumed he was retired. He's got a few years left in him. But he's not, he's not. Oh, he's still on the Giants roster. He's not starter caliber anymore. Unless he's playing the Cowboys. and which you'll have a career game quite literally.

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And the whole premise of the show is you're not allowed to share your age until you commit to each other and you go in this room that's called a promise room. All right, you go in there and you exchange promise rings. And that's when it's like, by the way, here's my age. And that's when the reveal is, all right? Okay. So the first clip we got was a young man and an older gal, very attractive. We didn't know she was older, but she looked a little bit older. So do you as the viewer know their ages?

No. No. Not until the promise room. Okay. So the first clip we saw was a woman that revealed that she was 54 years old. And then the guy said, this is going to shock you, I'm 27. So literally half her age. She has a son who's 29.

Oh, God. For some perspective there. And I started thinking like this show is pretty dumb because even though you don't know their age exactly, you can ballpark it, right? Can I apologize? I just I just like had an internal burp and it was probably on the mic. I apologize. Thanks for addressing that. People were going to wonder.

Sorry. So I'm thinking this is the dumbest show ever because I, yeah, obviously you can't, you don't know exactly what their ages. But you know like this person's young. They're probably between, you know, 24 and 29, something like that, right? And so I thought it was pretty stupid. But it's slowly winning me over. Okay. So at this point, I think I've watched two, maybe three episodes at this point.

And it's a fun little game to play is like with Chelsea. It's like, we'll watch the show and like, all, you got to lock in your answer. Like, how old do you think this person is? And there's this one couple that really won me over because they seem to like they mesh really well. They're getting along great. And she's choosing between this guy who's clearly a little bit older and this guy who's still older than she has, but not as old as other guy. She ends up choosing the older fellow. And they say, all right, we're going to commit to each other.

So they go into the promise room. And so Chelsea and I be locked in our age guesses. I said 33 and 52. Okay. She said 32. She kind of piggybacked off my guess. She said 32 and 51 or something like that. And I'm like, this guy could be older, but I'm not, I think he might look great for his age.

He's this older black dude who's like a defense attorney. He's got like. Stressful job. He dresses nicely. He seems like a pretty cool dude. Anyway. So I lock in 33 and 52. They go in there and she revealed that she's 27.

Well, first of all, she goes on, she goes, my dad said, you can't marry anyone who's more than 10 years older than you. So she's like, I'm hoping this guy is like late 30s. Like, even if he's 40, like that's pushing it. I can probably still date him if he's 40. So she's 27. Okay. And his eyes is like, he's like, oh shit.

He did not think she was that young. The dude is 60. 60 years old. There's a 33-year age difference. She said 10 is the most she was allowed to do according to her dad. That's more than my lifespan. And we were like, oh, my God. I think, I don't know the ages of everyone else on the show,

but I think this is the most extreme age difference of all of them. Is it Derek? Is Derek the guy's name? I don't remember. I'm trying to look him up. No, it's Jorge. Jorge. Okay.

Look up Jorge. He doesn't look 60. And look it up for the folks at home, too. The age of attraction? Age of attraction, Jorge. Yeah. Dude. Yeah, that guy's 60 years old, man.

And how old is she? She's 27. And he thought that she was like, like, upper, like mid to upper 30s. And he's like, okay. So these are the two? Those are the two. She's 27 and he's 60. But if you see that couple out, like, you can tell he's older than her, but you

wouldn't think it's like a ridiculous age difference. I mean, he's wearing an extremely tight shirt. He's in great shape. And he's a, like I said, he's a defense attorney. A lot of times you can age somebody by their tats. Like it looked like he had some sort of possible tribal going down the arm. And the tribal tat like indicates to me that's somebody got a tattoo in like the late 90s or something. Oh, for sure.

Yeah. He looks great, doesn't he also dresses. He dresses younger too. That helps. For 60. Is that what's that medallion? Is that the key to his safe, his vault? It might be one that has all of the wealth and carth.

It might be one of the piece of ice. gold from Pirates of the Caribbean. Okay. I don't think it's either one of those. Yeah, you're probably right. Yeah. I don't know what it is. Turns out there's nothing in that vault, except for him.

So I'm kind of in on this show now, even though I thought it was the dumbest, like, premise for his show ever. Yeah, I'm curious. Yeah. Okay. Okay. I think they're like intentionally choosing people who don't look their age to, like, throw everybody off.

Oh, yeah. Where is this setting? Like, where, what are they at? Whistler. And it's freaking beautiful. Freaking Wistler? It's, it's, it's, it's, it's, like, Like it makes me want to go.

Okay, I don't blame her. No 60-year-old is wearing a collar that big. Yeah. Dude, that is. Come on, dude. Anyway, give it a shot, man. It's, it's interesting. And that's all I got on it.

Yeah. Okay. Is there like a villain yet? Is there a scumbag? No. Everyone seems to be pretty normal. There's this one guy who Chelsea and I. The guy that she didn't choose is a guy that we, uh, we like as he's,

he seems like a really, really nice dude. And he's, he got teary. I talked about how he's always wanted kids, but it's ever worked out for him. He had had a chance to. He's like, I think he's like upper 40s now. And so he really wants to find someone and she ended up choosing the old guy instead of him. Yeah.

Tough scene. Tough scene. This only enhances his followers. Yeah. I haven't heard that one in a while. Yeah, I don't know if this guy's on the show to enhance his followers. being a 60-year-old attorney. He doesn't need to be an influencer.

The other story I had on here was Banksy, who apparently his identity was revealed, but then I saw a community note saying that it's not him, so I don't know what to think about the Banksy situation. But apparently the value of his art is plummeting because we found out who he is, even though it might not actually be Banksy. So I don't know enough about that situation to talk more on it.

I don't have a Banksy in my collection. at the chive office. Have you been in the chive office? They have a garage door. Because I think he was in London and painted an entire garage door and they purchased it and is hanging inside their office, which is pretty neat. They have two Banksy's in there, and that's one of them. Two Banksys please. Yeah.

Let me tell you something. If we were ready to move on from Banksy. Yeah, go ahead. segment. When you guys surfed, did you guys wear shirts? What a transition? Nipple guard, no, rash guard? Yeah. Nah, dude. We were with, we are with our boys. They, they, there's a reason why they wear them. Yeah, I'm aware. Yeah, it very much hurts your nips. Yeah, my, my nips are very raw right now. And I just felt it really quickly as my, so that's what made me think about it. Did the boards have sex wax on them? I don't think so. My, ours were like super grippy.

Super grippy. Like, because, I mean, I was steering me into the the ones for just amateurs, whatever. Super agree. Yeah, so I got some bad rashes. Yeah, it's very much a thing. My nipples are like really painful right now. Oh, this dude's been shredding, dude. Dude, I would have just been straight up, boogie boarding.

Dude, I did, I did hit a shaka when I got to. I caught a double wave. You got a double wave? You got a double wave? Oh, this guy's different. Who's Hector. Hector was our guy. Yeah, we couldn't, the other one we couldn't think of the name.

We've always had Hector locked in. It had to be something generic. These guys are awesome I didn't hit any Chee-hoo's Ay-hoo! They're so excited when we're surfing.

They loved us. That's a great time, Randy. Good stuff. So put that on running back. Randy has chafed nipples. It's really bad. You want to see them? No.

Do they bleed at all? No. I did I did scrape my foot on some coral or something and I got some coral. Where's cool? Coral, there's surfers out there in the water. You got to watch out coral. Coral.

Coral got bit. Got to move on and survive. Yeah, my foot. My foot was bleeding. Did you see any jellyfish? Was there anything get to watch out for? No, they didn't really see that. Like I said, we were only really on the beach.

We only went into the water, really. I'm going to ask a really dumb question. Not that dumb. I think the answer is yes. Is there like, what's the, what's the, is anybody swam to all the eyes? Islands? I don't know. That's Tiger Shark territory, big dog.

I know. It's part of the risk. That's why it's sick if you do it. You see any tiger sharks? No. The only like sea animals that I saw, I saw some fish and then, uh, ooh,

saw some mangis. That was cool. Monkeys. Wow. You can set it properly. But the, uh, the turtles were the coolest thing.

I'm very glad I got to see some sea turtles. It's turtles all the way down, man. Fucking crush. Noggin. Finding Nemo. You ever see this movie? I have. No, I haven't. Why did I say that? I've never seen it. You never seen Finding Nemo? Maybe I'll watch it with Rhodes and who's a baby. Hard to say. We got to get you on some,

you need to watch Shrek. You need to watch Finding Nemo. These are some stuff you can watch with the kids. Claudia with the chance of meatballs. All right. Cool, man. I don't want to miss that on that reference again, so I'll guess I'll go watch it. Most common sharks in Hawaii are white-tiped reef sharks, sandbar, scalped hammerhead, and occasionally a tiger shark. What if you got got by a hammerhead? I think they're notoriously have the tiniest mouth. I would just hang on to those hammers

and just fucking get off me. I'll just fucking work. Hey, don't clip that. Oh, I'm grabbing those hammers, dog. I feel like it'd be one of the easier ones to maneuver if it was coming at you.

They look more agile. The way they're built, though. They're like, they're just more like, they can move. They can like, they can whip around you. I'm not worried about a hammerhead. What if it hits you with your, hammer.

Yeah, they don't do that, I don't think. I know. Why are their head shaped? I'm sorry, dude. A hammerhead's fucking you up in the water. No, probably so. But I'm saying if I would prefer a hammerhead coming at me than a equally sized shark without a hammer shaped head.

It's like, you know what I mean? You know what I mean? This got handles on its fucking head. Just grab with those things. Listen with you grabbing animals today. If it's attack me, I'm going to try to defend myself. I'm not going to go after it. But if it's going after me, I'm going to square up.

I'm trying to think like how where the mouth, how far into the hammer hit, like side, you know what I'm saying? It's right underneath. It's like, is it go? So if you're gripping it, are you going to get, like, is your thumb at risk? I don't think so. You don't want to lose a thumb. I think it's like under. I think it's like kind of like under here and the hammers are up here.

I think you can get on top of it and like just hold it like handlebars and they just have it swimming around. I don't think so. But of all sharks, that would be the easiest to try to do that. Yeah. A whale shark. larger. If you get on its back, it's probably not even to care really. It's like, all right. Those are gentle. Biggest fish. Big as fish. Yeah. Just get on its back and be like, oh, we've got a symbiotic relationship going on here. I see what's happening.

Yeah. This guy seems like a fun guy. According to the chat, it looks like two people have swam to all the Hawaiian islands and one guy got bit by a shark. Sick. Thank you, chat. I have not verified that, but that's what the chat said. That's a good way to end it. Always end it with the chat. We'll see you Later for Patreon Bye, bye