Circling Back - Hazing, Dad Sh*t, & Trump's an Ass Man | Circling Back 10-26-26

Episode Date: October 26, 2026

The boys recap their Weekends in Fun, Dillon is "that podcaster," Dave shares some proud dad shit, Texas State in the news for "hazing," a little ball talk, and Trump is an ass man. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on Spotify: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/6GWLSnyJKGMDIWsYC0RBG2?si=f9e2bcc01d2a4573&nd=1&dlsi=dd35daf7973642a1⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Watch all of our full episodes on YouTube: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.youtube.com/washedmedia⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ Shop Washed Merch: ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠www.washedmedia.shop⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ • (00:00) Fun & Easy Banter • (8:15) Recapping This Weekend in Fun • (28:50) Dad shit • (42:10) Texas State “Hazing” • (50:35) Football • (58:40) Trump is an ass man Support This Episode’s Sponsors: - Zbiotics: Go to https://zbiotics.com/steam and use STEAM at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics - Poncho: Go to https://ponchooutdoors.com/STEAM for $10 off your first order and free shipping. - Benchmade: Upgrade your kitchen with the Benchmade Station Knife at https://www.benchmade.com/ PLEASE support our show and let them know we sent you. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ranchos. All right, we're back. Circling Back podcast. Podcasts, podcast week. Welcome. To everyone who found us through The Gazette. Welcome. The Gazette.

My name is Dave at DC Rough on Instagram. Producing the show. Randall Trembachie. Hi, Dave. The Gazette. Dylan just accused me of never seeing Crocodile Dundee right before we started. And yes, I've never seen Crocodile Dundee. I know who he is.

That's not a noise. That's kind of an odd. That's kind of an off-the-mic thing. This is a noise. There's a reason we did that whole thing before the show, man. He's still learning, dude. Man, I just, we're not supposed to talk about that. We're not supposed to talk about Crocodile Dundee.

Well, we were just, we were, we just received an ad deal. For Crocodile Dundee. Part three. Well, the good thing, then I have two to catch up on, right? Before we start that ad deal for Crocodile Dundee 3. Yeah. Supposed to be a bang. Why is that funny?

Is that funny to you that we're going to do? I hope they're not listening. I guess we'll just try. They might even cancel the whole movie. That's on me, guys. If we don't get a crocodile, done D3, that's on me. Dear Wash Media,

we were looking forward to our upcoming partnership. However, dang. Your producer sounds like, oh, bitch. I got the same email. You got that too? Yeah, I was just reading it.

Dylan Shivery. They were quick on that. Man, I can't be drinking four days in a row. I just can't be doing that. Then no. Thursday, Friday, Saturday, and then Sunday. I had drinks four days in a row.

And that's just too much. I didn't like get hammered or anything, but that like sustained drinking, I'm just too old for that, Randy. That's a young man's game. Yeah, you're 43. It's a young man's game. I am 43 years old. You're the oldest person in the company.

That is true. Yeah, I'm 43 years old. No one else in this company is 43. No, I am the oldest by nine months. Damn. A gestation period. Yeah. Yeah.

Man, you're like 11 years older than me. Dude. When you put it that way, it's hard. Like a new sponsor alert knife. Cuts. I don't know if it could do that. Like a knife. We won't do that in the reading.

Who does that one? Cuts like a knife. Every rose has its thorn. Is it? Cuts me like a knife. That's why I think I'm thinking of a different one. I'll just fucking, I don't care. You do the show.

Brian Adams. Oh, okay. Cuts like a knife. Dumbass idiot. I mean, I was technically right as well. Just different. Yeah. It's all right.

We're both good. Sure. Man, I'm pretty stoked about the week of content we have going on here. Last week, last week of spooky. I got my costume picked out. Really? Yeah. I'm not doing.

Skelly this year, by the way. Spoiler. I'll bring it back at some point, but I'm going to... Is it because you revealed your print to the world last year? And then you reposted it this year. I didn't know it was that we weren't supposed to post it. It was already up on all the socials. That's not why I'm not doing Skelly, but honestly, the costume I have is probably just as print unfriendly. Are you going as prints?

That's good, Dave. I know what he used to go on ass. I need to wear some Like I don't know Something that constricts down there Keep my shit in my shit Like a boa A shit packed down

Why don't you just Dude obviously just tape it Yeah No That's what they do in the biz You know how uncomfortable that would be Just have a taped ding dong all night long Yeah I do

Just tuck like in Ace Ventura That sounds Again I'll be going Tricketing and stuff I can't do that Are you gonna wear this Yeah, trick-or-treating. Yeah. To be clear, I won't be the one trick-or-treating. My son will be going trick-or-treating.

Hey, can I show you a, I don't want to reveal this to the world. I'm almost positive. This is a, I remember this picture from Parks back in the day. Okay. Tell me if this rings a bell. Oh, yeah. Didn't he wear this, like, almost exact costume? Yeah, he did. Yeah. That's sick. Sammy Wonder. I love that.

Yeah, pretty sure it was the same one. I'm almost positive. I can figure out what it was based on the flash of color I saw. It's a fun one. A lot of roaring. A lot of running around the house trying to bite, which we're trying to stop that. But then he puts on the costume and it's just like, ah, it's part of the act. It's a gig. He's going to be ice man Ice

No he's not going to be ice man That would be dope That would be funny Get him in a little flight suit That's cute as hell Dude shout to the to the pilots out there We had those B1 bombers Doing the coat of flyby

And they were just circling the neighborhood They are loud and they are large The B1 is a very I feel like the B1's underrated If I can say that We're out in the backyard Doing the bounce back thing Just throwing the ball

And catching it as it bounces back. And we're out there, and dude, it was loud. They were circling for a while over. It seemed like, it seems like the timing

was a little bit off on the, maybe they got there early. I don't know, but it was dope. You saw like three sets fly by. Were the Blue Angels here on Friday? I could have swore I saw one. I saw something similar.

But yeah, there was a lot of helicopters, a lot of jets. Big weekend in Austin. A lot happened in here. Speaking of, Texas Ole Miss and, of course, Rocket Spurs at Moody Center. Indeed.

Return of KD. Plus your 43rd birthday. Plus my 43rd birthday. Yeah. And your shower. In my shower. Baby shower. Baby shower.

Oh, good times indeed. Hey, Dylan mentioned it. Tomorrow's the last spooky season. Go to Patreon right now. If you are late, let's say you've been saving up for the, what is it? What can you get spooky for? Five bucks right now? Mm-hmm.

Five U.S. dollars? now is the time to do it you got three excellent ones tomorrow will be excellent it's already ready to rock we got boots on the ground on a on a follow-up story that i got this morning and i'm very excited to read it uh tomorrow's the day it's a final one and guess what guess who confirmed with me at your uh baby shower yesterday he's sitting out there right now will to freeze we're in will will goes i'm doing spooky tuesday hell yeah god let's go for the guy who comments Will not being on spooky as a recession indicator. I'm giving you some inside info. He's going to be on the mall.

Invest. That's insider trading right there. Indeed. Go on Kalshi. Although we are Kalshi partner to let people know that. If you guys still want to, you know, dip your feet in without paying, I guess. Go to YouTube. We've put up 13 videos that all 13 will be up by tomorrow morning.

Different stories throughout the years. Just get your beatwack. And you're going to be like, yeah, I want more of this. I want more of this right now. Okay. Yeah. Check that out. Some great stories.

That's YouTube, our spooky season playlist. Also, Spotify. You can't watch those there, but you can always watch a video of this show. It is a visual show famously. Am I right, Campbell? You're not wrong. Heck yeah. And like and subscribe while you're there.

Let's do this weekend of phone. Hey, it's hard money, Micah. It's time for this weekend invite. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn up. Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party and it was lit.

I got yelled out by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun and let go with it. Little Wardrow's, let's go. This weekend of fun presented by Pancho Outdoors. Randall rocking the tea today. It's cool T-shirt week. And that's a Pondro Outdoors T-shirt. It's got the state of Texas.

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hey it was really nice hearing hard money mic at kickoff this weekend and fun we got to see him yesterday we didn't get to see him yesterday what a time don't let you go first you had the big weekend

yeah thanks ma'am birthday weekend for your boy Chelsea's parents are also in town we did a little birthday dinner on Thursday no that wasn't a birthday just a dinner dinner Thursday I went to etjo He was texting

Looking at his phone like he does when he drives Yeah Friday was Oh sorry the lights green oh I better floor it Friday was a great night for some baseball parks Had a baseball game Hey they're on a little bit of a losing streak That's okay Then he's something good to happen to him

But he actually played well He played really well second base Put the ball in play and The boys just can't get it I just can't get it done right now, but that's all right. Saturday, another big day, big family day, football day, went to, this was my birthday dinner day, all right? I previously mentioned that wore the saddle blanket poncho there.

We were making our way through the crowd. We had a nice little patio seat. We were making a way through the crowd to go. Where were you? To be seated under the covered part of the outside. Well, restaurante. Huh? Well, restaurante.

Oh, Matt's. Maddo ranchos. Did I not say that? I knew, but we went to Maddals. Yeah, we went to Maddo. We were making our way through the, as we were being led out to the patio to our table. Chelsea was about three feet behind me and she heard someone say, oh, there goes that podcaster. Because that was a guy, you know.

No way. Fight story. There goes that podcaster. I don't want to be, quote, unquote, that podcaster. That's not how I want people. Did you get a look at who it was? I didn't. She told me after the, after the fact.

after we had walked by. Dude or a girl. It was very funny. It was a guy. That's a good thing if you're getting recognized as the podcast. That's good for our company. That's weird. That's weird.

It's weird that you would get recognized as that and not like, there's Dorn or there's, you know what I mean? Because I feel like no matter what. Yeah. And the guy who works the host, Dan Johnny, the guy who's always there. Yeah, I got likes you. We've had a rapport for a long time. Like, he's my dog.

We always, you know, dab up and he takes care of us. I went up to the host stand to check him. He goes, dude, I didn't know that. He said, I've seen your clips before, like, a lot. And I didn't put it together. That was you until the Matt's thing happened. Like the fight thing happened. Oh, really?

Yeah. Dude. So we were, he walked us to our table. We were talking about that. It was pretty funny. I was worried he's going to, like, shun you. I didn't, what did I do? You didn't do it, but like, I just told a story.

I know. You didn't do it. That's great. Yeah, it was funny. Did he ask about me? He's like, the other guy. He's my favorite, though. The, yeah, the really handsome guy with.

the mustache not you the other one that's what he said i mean that could i said i said our producer i said our producer randy he goes oh no no no definitely not that no too much randy actually yeah too much randy he's always texted on his phone then the family went back to the to our crib when we watched uh texas o miss that was fun was it how many how many years did you add to your life i've told you that my my um emotional investment into this team is is very much waning at this point. So I was expecting an out. So it was like a pleasant surprise. Is it waning? Yeah, it's waning. And then Sunday, of course, was the baby shower out of Meanwhile Brewery. Beautiful Day. Squad came by. Thank you guys for that.

Rainy brought Meg. And the chain smokers came through. Chain smokers came through. It was a big time, man. Great turnout. Good vibes. Dude, meanwhile, busing. Yeah. That's awesome. That's it, man. 10 o'clock. If you are a parent, 10 o'clock is a time to get there. Because you get there at 11, it's is crowded. Yeah. 10, there's like scattering of families. 11 o'clock, man.

They had a band plan when we walked in. Chelsea planned a hell of a shower. Executed very well. I like the food was good. I had some tacos. Yeah, tacos. I had the cowboy mix, ate it all and got home. Shit's good.

Some M&Ms in it. Try that apple butter yet? Yeah, we did. We did. Dumb? I almost texted you, but I was embarrassed. Should we keep that refrigerated? Probably?

We put it in there. After you open it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I figured we did. I would think so. Okay. But you're probably asking the wrong. I mean, I could ask around and figure it out for you, but you're probably asking the wrong guy.

Yeah. I was sad. When I heard it was apple butter, I was, I heard, I misunderstood because somebody yelled at me, I do, go and forget your apple butter. I was like, we got jeans? Oh, that's a lot of joke coming a mile away. I thought you were going to go truffle butter. instead

which a joke that joke has already been made by someone out in the bullpen truffle it's a mushroom right what do you mean there's a yeah there's a

an alternate meaning for it like what I don't know what is something really gross just look it up is that what you sent me no I didn't send you anything I'm just saying that like people

that's a thing there's a song about it is that what's in the like the truff hot sauce yes Interesting. And that concludes my weekend. Ooh, I had a, I had a dark beer courtesy of our friend Ryan.

He was in line. He's like, do you want a beer? And I didn't get him back. But I did have the dark German beer. And it was fucking great. It was a great 1130 a.m. beer. I saw you walking around with it. It was in a big old glass.

I missed that one. I know. I was walking around. Like a big strong man. Yeah. Big strong man with golfers elbow and tennis elbow. The old bug. It's really fucking cool.

Dude, be it old fucking sick, dude. You fix one thing and then then it's like, all right, well, you were compensating by using these muscles and now they're going to hurt for the rest of your life. Dave, count your blessings. Be glad that you're not 43. You imagine. They really got your ass.

It'll be there in nine months. I mean, you know, that far behind. So it was a guy who saw you, was it like, oh, there's that podcast. Or it was like, oh, there's that podcast. It was more positive. It was the latter. Yeah.

Okay, good. And I was like, oh, man, I hope people don't. hate us. Fucking podcaster. I mean, I don't think, like, podcaster is a, is a revered, like, profession, you know? So it's like, you never know when people, you're going to say that. But I think it was overall a positive remark. Podcaster.

At least you're like, uh, you being there hundreds of times was like, oh, I guess, you know, maybe he was telling the truth about it. This guy knows what the hell. Yeah. This guy clearly comes here. There is. I have no or a ball. Comes here too much.

Randall. Uh, my weekend. Pretty chill weekend. Meg was on call a weekend, so we didn't really go out and do anything. Mainly just played a lot of video games, stayed in. Saturday, big day.

Did work on the tree shelf a little bit. That was cool. Wait, wait, wait. No, no. There was a, there's a side table that I made with the tree shelf and a plant standoff. I don't even remember that,

but it was a little wobbly, and I finally had some time to, like, reinforce it with some brackets. So that's pretty much what I was doing Saturday, was just fixing the side tree table. People that thought the tree shelf was done. It's never done. You got to reinforce it with some brackets.

I'm going to be constantly rolling up that boulder, you know. I hear you, ma'am. Oh, just like Thanos. Like both of these. Rolling up to gemstones up the hill. Exactly. And then Sunday went to the baby shower. She got to meet Will and Brett for the first time.

That was cool. Got to hang out with roads a little bit, too. Yeah, he's really talking. Really excited to see everybody. We were really, we were reminiscing about all the, you know, banana ball. I even told him, I go, hey, they're probably, I was like, the guys are going to ask you about baseball. So be ready. He's like, okay.

And he's just like, yeah. I, I said, humble always always. Dude, very humble. I said, I saw you, you hit a home run. He goes, that's all he gave me. Just a little, a little subtle head. Yeah, he's a bit, dude, I mean, business as usual. Yeah.

Um, but that was about, that was about it. Went home, took a nap and then just hung around. Just hanging around. So pretty, pretty calm weekend overall. Hmm. David. Okay. Well, uh, Friday kicked off with a snack run, a legendary snack run, went to the cost,

pulled up here, hung out with the boys a bit, dropped it off. Immediately had to go back home, um, had to be home for a little bit while, uh, my wife tended to this and matters. Then I came back up here. Mixed it up for a couple hours. Then I left. Went home. Friday night.

Friday night was a Jets pizza night. That's what the boys wanted. That's what they got. I was like, all right. We'll do some, we'll do some Jets. It hit, as it often does. No offense, Randy. It wasn't just, they moved on from Pizza Hut.

What? I had Pizza Hut yesterday. Okay. Saturday. I had that old 1130 a.m. T-ball game. We'll talk more about that in a bit. I will say the game, it was the most fun, like, all-around T-ball game and, like, well-played T-ball game I've ever seen if, in fact, there is such a thing. But there's a lot of big moments, and it ended up in a tie. And I think that's the way it should have ended up. Proper, a proper game, if you will. They didn't go into extra endings? No, no. No, that has happened before, but not in the fall, not in fall, T-ball.

Fall ball is like not as serious. Fall ball, it's weird. I don't know if that's like a thing nationwide, but fall ball is like a little bit more like, yeah, we're just kind of having fun. Really? It didn't come down to trick plays? No, it didn't come down to trick plays.

Do you didn't do the hidden ball trick? No, it didn't do the hidden ball trick. That's what Dylan's trying to do for his Halloween costume. I'm going to give it my awe. Just talking about hiding your balls. Yeah, I get it. Yeah. The line of humor is not cool.

Oh, because you don't have testicles. There goes that podcast producer. That'd be funny if that's a day or said about you. That's that podcast producer. That's him. There's that wacky guy. There's that podcast producer. There's that guy who rates the frozen drinks.

This guy has a frozen drinks. I will get recognized one day for it, and it will be very interesting. I'm like, oh, thanks. You think it'll be a non-backer Like someone who recognized you just for that And not because of your role here Yes I think because I think

With it being Austin base It gets served to a lot more Austin people The guy at Echo Petro Follows me Chelsea told me Yeah we talked to him about it He follows you?

Yeah Lalo shout out to Lalo He thought it was good rating Chelsea wants me to redo it And give a better rating And I said I said Chelsea No, it does not pay it play.

I'm available to be bought. They thought it was fair, right? There you go. Saturday, man, I just watched some ball where I could, you know, once again, watching BAM on my phone as Roads is like riding his bike. Great day of ball, I will say, great night. Great night of ball. In bed early, did not make it through Utah, Utah, Houston.

It simply started too late. And I was just like, dude, this in a year ago, I would have been like, you know what? Hell yeah, Utah, JFFB3 alum. I was sitting there watching the like the third quarter ended. I looked down. It was like midnight. It's like I can't. I just can't watch the fourth quarter.

I'm good. Yeah. Sunday hit the gym, showered, hit the baby shower. And had a good time. Good time seeing a lot of people. Micah got a full Mika rant on the Cowboys. I got to tell you, there's really, outside of them winning the Super Bowl this year, there's nothing they can do to get Mike on board. He straight up, it was like, they could win, they could run off, they could run off, they could win out.

And they could win a playoff series. And then they lose, then they'll lose in the second round, and I'm out. Mike has had battered fan syndrome since I've known him with the power of us. It's a real bad place when your, your fandom is like, for any team really is championship robust. Like, that's not fun. He just hates Jerry Jones. Loves the team hates Jerry Jones. I get it.

Caught up with sauce, Ryan, friend of the show, Blaine, friend of the show. All sorts of people. Our guy Mitch was there. Great turnout, man. I saw Mitch. I was like, oh yeah, of course Mitch is here. Yeah, dude.

Good on him. And then last night, I finished it. I told you about the five-part. So there's a five-episode show. It's on Netflix right now. And it's, I will say, it's probably the scariest thing on Netflix right now. Scary in like a,

this is a real telling of someone's in, like, paranormal experience, not in like a scary, like a scary Halloween slasher film or something. It's not like that. This is like... It's that real shit. This is like the real shit

that's going to, like, really bother you at night, which is why I watched it at Sunday night, of course. It's called The True Haunting. The first three episodes are a completely separate story. That's the one about the dude's college experience in the 80s. The latter two, the final to i should say it is a family in utah salt lake city and they buy a dream house

it's going for cheaper than it should it's like an old dollhouse looking Victorian looking home and uh it's a family two young boys wife and a husband and um this thing's got a little something for everybody you've got a imaginary friend Question mark. You've got imaginary friend who's scared of a different imaginary guy who might be wearing a hat and who might be fucking terrifying. You got grandma getting her ankle grabbed and pulled out of bed. It is fucking, it is, this is, honestly, I have not been scared like this in a while. Like, it is, it is.

Do you recommend skipping the first story? The first three? So the first three episodes are the first story. No, those were good, but like if you're in a pinch, just go to the last two. They dial up the heat a little bit. So it's two different stories. Two have, yeah, just two completely different ones. It's kind of awkward like that because you're thinking, you look at it and you're like,

oh, it's a five-parter, but no, it's the last two are like totally different. It's a three-parter and a two-parter. Correct. And it's just, it's interviews with them currently. The stuff happened back in like 2004, 2005. And they interview the parents and then the son who's grown up now and the son who had all sorts of crazy shit. his closet door was opening and it was very

it's very I will say it's like it's the stuff that you're like oh like Alyssa started she was like walking through and she stopped and was kind of watching it and like as soon as like she realized that the little boy is on like a tire swing getting pushed

and the mom's watching and she can't figure out who's pushing the kid she's like yeah I'm out I'm good it's like the stuff that's like the real real world spooky season style content, not like a crazy paranormal thriller. It's like a documentary with reenactment type of stuff right.

They do reenact. At reenagments, yeah. With that in the spooky season, you're going to overdose on spookiness if you're not careful, man. Well, I just, I've had halloweons in the last couple years where I just, I felt like I didn't get into the swing of things. And I just Halloween rolled around and I'm like, dang, I like didn't do anything outside of spooky. I feel like I never got

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Yeah. That one's daddies. Not Randy's, not Dave's. What do you want to talk about now? What's this dead shit? This is your segment, right? You could probably guess. I had a proud moment on Saturday.

Rainy kind of spoiled it, but that's okay. You put it on your story. Anyway, I actually reshared it. We had our T-ball game. And man, I was just proud of the team. First of all, I'm going to gas up the boys. There's a kid on the team, and he's gotten, like, you know, there's some kids where you just see the jump from season to season,

even from, like, month to month. He's one of those kids. where I'm like, dang, like, you don't really realize it until he goes and plays, like, pitcher. And he's just, he's just getting to every ground ball and two double plays. One, a pop up back to him on the pitchers mount caught it. And everybody's doing the thing, we'll go to first, go tag first, because the runner advanced. And nobody knew what was happening. And he, like, look, you don't practice doubling up somebody like that in teaball because it happens

maybe once a season. Do you run it over or throw it over? He ran it over. Okay. And got him out and that was sick. And by the way, we were losing at this point because we had an inning. We had a three out. We got three outs, no runs.

And it was unbelievable. The other team was good too. And this same kid was playing shortstop or third. I was kind of being dug out dad. So I couldn't really see. And a kid pulls a line drive like. a legit line drive and I hear it and then I just see the crowd pop I'm like oh shit caught it same thing same kid two catches one game two double plays insane you don't see that no no no that never

happens and this other team they had a kid uh did the same thing to us and then uh I was filling in for actually that kid's dad who's our normal first base coach I was I was first base coach for a couple And I went out there. The first time I went out there, it was tough. Rhodes let off the inning. Rhodes is my son. He hits a hard shot back up the middle, hits the pitcher in like the leg, bounces and rolls directly to the first baseman.

Kid gets him out. And then next play or next batter hits the ball back to the pitcher. Pitcher catches it second out. And then the third batter also out. So we had like the very unfortunate. Damn. And I'm like at that point, kind of thinking, all right, well, we can't really win this anymore or whatever, or even tie it.

Going into the final ending, we're the home team, they're letting us bad again. And I'm like, okay, I guess we can tie. We just got to get five runs, right? And Rhodes is leading off again. It's only a second. It's a second at bat. And I'm over there on first base. I'm just kind of watching him.

And I see him in his return of the Mac, his walk-up song's playing. and, you know, the pitcher's getting his equipment on, so there's some downtime in Rhodes. I'm seeing him over there. And Rhodes doesn't, he doesn't know how to relax. He's locked in. He's just, and he looks over at me, and I go, buddy, I go, get the hand. Because I was telling it, get your hands a little higher.

And I watched him, and he raised him. Pitch or pitch, batter bat. And he hits one. I did post this at DC Ralph on Instagram, my story, it's down now, but he gets into one. sales over the pitcher's head barrels it up um over the over the second baseman who who almost had a good play on it and you know he didn't he doesn't he can't really clear the the infield yet but he did hit it over the second baseman and it goes into the outfield and i'm watching him run he was he was running like i could tell he was he was running fast but he didn't i don't

think he realized they don't know at this age like oh i can just keep going so i'm sending him I'm like, you're going to get to at least second. And then he hit it and the outfieler didn't get to it. So it gets by him. He's getting to second. I look over our third base coach, Matt, shout to Matt. Send his ass. He's sending him.

I'm like, uh-oh, here we go. And it wasn't even close. So he had his first home run. So sick. Oh, that's so sick. Because there's a couple kids on the team who have had him. And Rhodes is always like, oh, dude. I want a home run.

He's obsessed with triples. Triples are best. Triples are best. He's like, I don't know. I think he might have been more excited if he had just hit a triple. But yeah, he let off the ending with the home run. That's awesome. And I was like, oh, that's so.

And I'm like coaching first. And so I'm over by the other team's dugout. So I'm not trying to go too crazy. But I was, I was, yeah, it is exciting. Love that. Love that for you. I love that for Rhodes. That's a core memory moment.

I mean, your first home run? It was very cool. when the boys came back, tied it. Got that tie. Got that earnest a buy in the playoffs. Sounds like that was a good team all the playing. They were good. They had some kids who were good.

The teams are better matched this year. So yeah, I was just like, damn, I was thinking about it. Like, for me, I'm like, did I ever, I can't even remember if I had a home run, like, in T-ball. I'm sure, you know, it's T-ball, but I don't know. It was crazy. Love that, man. That was it. You know, I was just very much like, man, that's, that's sick.

Weekend made right there. I'm not going to name, name somebody yesterday when I was telling the story was like, I think it was sauce. I was like, asking how, like, far the fences are. I was like, no, dude, he didn't, he didn't hit it over the fence, dude. I would love. It's T-ball, man. Come on. I'm like, dude, the best player, like, the best T-ball player in the league is not even sniffing the warning track.

I think our little league, our T-ball field, when I, I played at Northwest Little League. I don't think we had a fence. Really? For T-Bow. Oh, it didn't. Fence didn't matter. You don't hit into the fence.

My little league, my little league field, I don't think, had a fence that you could hit over. It would just keep going. Just keep going. Yeah. I mean, he was like 200 yards from like second base back there. Yeah. So that was cool. And he's officially just obsessed with baseball.

Love it. Love it. I'm just like, dang. I'm trying not to get too excited about it because, but I know at some point. he'll probably get sick of it, but I'm like, damn. Parks has one more season in Little League. Like, that's it. And then it's on the pony ball.

And I don't think he's going to continue. I would love it if he did. Yeah. But unless he hits a gross spurt and, like, gets some confidence about his size and strength among the other big kids, I think he's probably going to be done. And it makes me sad. He is picking up flag football, which I'm excited about. He starts that in January.

He's pumped about it. But, man, baseball's so fun. I hope he doesn't give it up. Does he have buddies who play flag? Yeah. Yeah, he and all his best buttons are signed up for this league. I kind of want to get roads in the flag football. We practice like every day. I mean, he wants to just go through the football.

He's got gloves. He's got gloves. He even has, they have to wear a mouth guard too, even though it's flag. I don't really know. Okay. Yeah, but he has all the stuff and he's paused, man. There's still be some collisions, I guess. I guess so.

You got to get him swagged out. Oh, it's the kind that has like the fake teeth on it, you know? Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's so cool. Yeah. So you're still doing Return the Mac, huh? He hasn't changed that to a favor house Atlantic yet?

No, no. I'm surprised he has not asked for the Blood Red Summer, Coheed and Cambria, walk-up song. That I might have to be like, dude, no one's going to believe that you legit wanted that. They're going to think I just wanted you. I am like imposing my musical will upon you.

No one, but I promise, I am not. He just, he will hone in on. If I'm listening to my songs, he'll hone in on one. And I'll know, I'll know he likes the songs. He goes, Dad, who sings this? And I'm immediately like, you like this song, huh? He's like, I can do it again? He'll run it back.

And I'll all run it back. And it's, yeah, we're going to listen to nothing but this now. What's the one that starts off with the guitar? The do, do, do, do, do, do you know, it's like just a strumming of guitar. It's coherent camera. I can't remember. That's a good walk-up song. Is it Favor House Atlantic?

No, no. I know we have some people in the chat that listen. Oh, I know we, somebody reached out to me and they're like explaining some dudes like, hey, he actually, the lead singer writes comic books and he writes a lot of the songs about the comics or like for the comics.

And I was like, that is some fucking deep nerd shit and I love it. I won't be reading those comics, but I do like knowing that because you listen to a song, like, what is he talking about? One of, comic books actually.

Someone did comment on the Spotify. I didn't make it. Randy's comments of the week, but it was like, I didn't know Rose was one amongst the fences or whatever they say. That's like that. That's fun. Did you get into Coheed yet? Not yet. Oh, yeah. Oh, bro. We'll dip a toe at some point. Welcome home is the song, someone says. Oh, okay. Dude, chat's just cooking. How's the chat today? Thank you, Evan. Oh, they're good. They're good. Which Evan Rogers. Evan Rogers. Thank you, Evan Rogers. Shut out, E. Raj. You need to get him on that as a walk-up. I would love to see what people

I'm like, what's this song? There was a kid on the other team that I think that, I swear it was get low. I think they walked up to a little John. And I was like, okay. Yeah, sure. Yeah, sure. Why not?

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I can't remember which one. Dude, I, I watched that clip like 20 times just because watching Ross just like, Oh, you got no, you got no pay. Which I was thinking about. I was like, that's not true. Yeah. But it is funny. Yeah.

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Zbiotics is a partner. of ours check them out uh you know we gotta do old fret stuff this was sent to us last week as long as we save room for the the trump ass stuff yeah we can do that okay uh this is uh this comes out around sam marcos way okay familiar hayes county by the way randy we had some uh you wouldn't have made it one week in hayes county dude there was always a hundred percent chance of haze in the weather forecast up in west lafayette yeah right you guys were fucking soft dude was that at tfm 100% chance of haze. They had to have been on the...

Whenever we had to do the weather report during a hell week, we would always have to say, and 100% chance of haze. That's pretty good. Hayes County, by the way, H-A-Y-E-S, but still pronounce haze.

When you see this, you're like, oh, God, what the frats, just call it. What are they doing to these pledges? It's crazy. They're still doing this crap. A little twist, though. It's ain't your grandma's hazing.

Although actually, you know what? It might be because this feels like something they did back in the day and not as much now. So this happened in our chapter. Did not know this before you arrived. Back in the day. Spring pledge. Can you imagine? No.

Can you fucking imagine? I couldn't. I'd much rather be a sophomore fucking fall pledge. Dude. Anyway, we'll move past that. Moving on. This did happen. My buddy Travis was, was, I believe, one who,

who was the victim of such an event as we're about to learn. Yeah, this made me laugh. So it's, I guess, Fidel, like, Fidel, Texas State. You see, four kids got arrested because someone saw them grabbing them, like, taking a man and basically kidnapping him. So you're like, oh, poor pledge. Oh, man, that sucks. Fun fact, it was the pledges kidnapping and active.

Oh, did they bind your feet in your hands? Did they take your mouth shot? They did, actually. Did they put you inside a twunk for a four? I believe I read in the story that the police, when they arrived, the guy in the car his mouth tape shut. Yeah. So this was an active.

The guy kidnapped is what we've put together, right? That is the, per the story. Inactive. And this was a thing. It was considered like a very bold, I mean, obviously, right? Because there are repercussions for hazing and active. So it's considered like a very ballsy thing to do. Because when you get back, you got to bring them home at some point.

It's like, all right, what's the punishment for doing something like this? But you got to respect the move. It is a baller one. This is Jackie Jr. trying to rob the card game. This is how you get respect. You got to go in there. You got to make a name for yourself. You got to kidnap and active.

And then also pick up a misdemeanor hazing charge. You got to do it, though. If you're going to do it, I would suggest doing it, like right. before you get initiated. So there's not time for them to like... Like to hit back? Yeah, because that initiation date, that's a hard date. You know, they're not going to push it back to extend the hazing.

I guess maybe they could. Well, yeah, dude, especially if old lodge is already scheduled. Never mind. It's not real. Eight more weeks. Fuck it, dude. We're just going to push this thing through, dude, into the spring. Y'all are going to run in the spring.

Mm-hmm. Yeah. Misdemeanor hazing charge for these dudes. Around 10.40 p.m., San Marcus PD received a calls of several men forcing another man into a blue pickup truck, according to a statement from the department. Officers located the vehicle at an apartment complex identified the men as pledges of the fraternity. The men claimed the person they were forcing into the truck was an active member of the fraternity. They also told officers it was a tradition. Yeah.

Misdemeanor. That's good. Hazing is like a felony, so misdemeanor is good. Not full, I mean, so was kidnapping, but what was the charge here? Yeah, I mean, misdemeanor hazing. Mastominer hazing, okay. Eating a meal, a succulent Chinese meal. I'm sorry?

You never, never seen that video? I don't think so. It's like this British guy getting arrested back in like the 80s, and he's like, what's the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal. Get your hands off my penis. What were they going to do once they had him kidnapped?

Like just make them. Yeah, that's the thing. Make a party. He's just sitting there getting more and more pissed off as he's being held. Like, you guys are just so fucked. I'd be like, at least could do something cool. Maybe that's why they duct taped his mouth. You guys are so fucked.

I thought that duct tape his mouth. It's not in this story. I swear I read that. Could be wrong. Either way. It's just tradition. That's a little tradition, how? I, you know what?

I almost feel like it was another active saying, I give you guys sigs if you kidnap, you know, Joey. If you can't have Joey and time up, you guys will get... Could have been some other actors putting them up to it. I also hope they chose a guy. Like, I wasn't... Oh, there's certain guys you know that are going to be fun. Like the one...

Right. Well, I was going to say either the fun guy who you know is going to, like, you know, go along with it and have been turned into a good time. Or the guy who was just really into hazing and like, fuck this guy. We're going to fuck this guy's night up. Yeah. Like the asshole who, you know, had a probably like a... A big plug of Copenhagen in and he's just yelling in your face and spitting the shit all over.

You know, one of those guys. We have plenty of those. Oh, yeah. Whiskey breath. Mm. Oh. Hey, good for them, man. I like this.

You want the ultimate. Hey, the kids, the kids might be all right. You know? I wonder what happens to the, uh, the pledge class. The chapter. Like, is that bad enough? Because it's like. It's a misdemeanor.

Like, do they get in trouble? Because if it was the adage. Actives of the pleasure. Like, they're definitely, you know, they're out there. Yeah, I don't know. It's the pledges to be doing it. It was like, oh, all right. What if this guy, like, it's active, like, he was like on, he's on his way to do something he didn't want to do.

Like, his girlfriend's like, where are you? No, you're not going to believe this. I just, I got kidnapped by the pledges. She's like, we have dinner with my parents. Oh, no, I can. I got kidnapped by the, I'm somebody. I can. I guess, like, I don't know.

I got to go drink. They're going to make me do it. They're going to make me drink and, like, hang out and stuff. Sorry, babe. Sorry. We're going to hit Taco Cabana. No one's doing dinner with the parents when you're in college, right? It feels like a little, I don't know.

I think it was homecoming as we casually snuck out of winning against Utah State. A frat. Utah State, they got a squad this year. People are saying. I don't know what's going on to say that. I don't know what's going to go on. They're playing good ball in Utah, man, with the youths and, BYU, man.

I was happy for my Utes. I was happy for my UTS. Get that dub. U of H is good. It's a good win. I saw McAfee, like Pat was kind of provoking the crowd a little bit,

not a big fan. Did you see that he took his shirt off, by the way? No way. What? He's so crazy. That sounds epic. At this point,

dude, at this point he knows, he knows that this is like the general internet take and he's like, well, now I'm going to do it. The crowd egged him.

And he was like, I'm not going to do it, not going to do it. And then he finally, of course, he did. That's so pat. Dude, he's just, you never know what that guy. He's in the arena trying things, Randy. Why don't you take your shirt off? Hey, Dave. That sounds like something I could do.

Would you like me to do it? Oh, hold on a sec. We just got infiltrated by AI Pat McAfee. Ryan, he sounds just like him. Hey, Dave. Are you standing up, even though he's AI? I think that you're a real stand-up guy as well. If you need to talk to me by anything, just go ahead.

Yeah, well said. A-I. Pat, thank you. You know, I'll let you know. Yeah, thanks, man. I'm glad you're there. I totally understand. Good to have you here whenever you need me. Will you clean up my inbox?

Yes, I'll get on that right away. Thanks. Sick. Cool, man. Hey, why don't you talk about that game, man? Are you going to do, you want to do a ball? Talk to a little ball. Oh, no, we're not talking Trump?

Oh, you want to talk Trump? What do you want to do? You say ball for tomorrow? I don't have a whole lot on ball. You just don't want to talk. You don't want to face the facts. Texas won. Yeah, Texas won.

They did win. So Texas beat Ole Miss. Here's what I'm going to say about it. Unless, and this is concerning as a Texas fan, unless Texas not only goes on just a run here, while also Arch Manning making very noticeable improvements throughout the rest of the season, unless both of those things,

happen what I think is going to happen and this would be extremely detrimental to Sark's reputation surely I think Arch has no choice but to play his last season of college football I think he will forego the draft he'll come back I don't think it's in a Texas uniform though which would be disastrous because it's like I mean Sark the guy who like oh I can develop quarterbacks he hasn't been doing that and it sucks Yeah. And he, I mean, he might be at Ole Miss next year. So I watched the game.

Pros for Texas. Seemed like they got the ball, got the ground game going in the second half. Yes. Ran the ball. And what I remember pretty well, had some, had some good runs, some breaks kind of sealed the game. Arch looked really good in the first half. Arts looked good in the first half. First pick was not great, but it's like, okay, like, yeah, there's going to be picks made.

That was a good play. The second pick was absolutely That's the shit he has to get rid of. J.B. High School level bullshit. That's the stuff you have to get rid of. And I don't really know at that point in the game why he thought he needed that throw. Like why, like, I can't remember what the score was,

but it was like, dude, you didn't have to do that. Defense played well. Defense did play well without conscience. By the way, Texas is now without three, three preseason all Americans. Gooseby? Gooseby. Guzby Colin Simmons and Cam Coleman

Who's the kid who filled in for Goosby? His name is Andre Cojo Look pretty good He gave up a sack that ended in a turnover With a fumble That was him? Yeah, that was him But he played well in the run game

Okay I was about to gas him up I did not realize Oh, he's the left tackle? Yeah Oh yeah Okay, yeah that's an important position And hopefully he gets better

Yeah, yeah, yeah I don't know I'm watching that game I'm like, dude, they can't do this. Gisby's out for the season, by the way. He's out of the season? Yeah. That sucks.

Had they blown that, I don't, I cannot imagine a hotter seat. I genuinely cannot. It's going to be a really interesting what happens after the season with Arch and with Sark and with the coaching staff, like really interesting. What's the next, what are the next few games? Mississippi State this weekend. We have Missouri, LSU, Arkansas, A&M. I don't know if it's exactly in that order, but it's about that, yeah. So I saw a lot of people chirp in the special teams coach, because he's the highest paid, correct?

Of course, and they get husband to the pole assassin. Oh, right, right, right. Are people mad? Obviously, they're mad because they didn't recover the onside kick, but was, did it not seem like they were ready and the kid just didn't get the ball? Like, you can't, you can't go out there and coach the kid. getting the ball. Like, it looked like they were in the right position. That wasn't the only special team's mishap. There was a punt. Omas was punting, and they didn't set an edge, and they kind of just set up the punt return, and the punter just had a wide open lane to run for a first down.

Okay. So that's another special teams misapp. Here's interesting stat. The last three onside attempts that the opponent has had against Texas have all been successful to this season and one. I believe last year. That kick was sick. The slow-mo of that kick was pretty dope. It was a good kick. But yeah.

Yeah, special team is just snake-bitten right now for Texas. It's ugly. Defense, man, stood up when they needed to, though. Yeah. Impressive. Watch Bama. I got to say, didn't look good early. As a few of their games have it.

Keelan, I fucking love, I know I've got the, I've been ground floor Keelan guy, Keelan Russell, but, um, dude is so fun and like he's putting it together. And he doesn't, and he makes a mistake, like he can't, he bounces back. So watch out for my tide. That's what I'm telling you. Okay. Yeah, I watched, I didn't watch a whole lot of that game. I was busy, but yeah, man, A and M four and four.

Not good. Not good in Aguiland. No, and you got to wonder if A&M had like a, if they had like a adequate offense, like just an average offense, if that's not an L for Alabama. But yeah, Keelan looked good. He's so, man, he makes like the, he puts the ball where it needs to be. I'm just watching him. And then every now and then he'll have like a sick roll out. Like he'll, he'll get out of like, he'll break a tackle, spin out of a sack.

And then next thing you know, he'll just yell, he'll throw an arch ball. He'll yell at 1. And you're like, dude, you really don't need to do that. He's young, though. He has the excuse of youth that Arch does not have at this point. That's true. Baylor fired Dave Iranda. After they had a field goal block to beat Kansas.

First time they've lost at Kansas since like 2007, which is an insane stat when you realize how bad there's been some bad Baylor team. There's a team, Matt Rule's first year, they won one game. What was that one game? I guess it was Kansas. I guess. I don't know. So now, like, everybody's like, oh, you got to go get Jeff Trailer, UTSA. That would be a good hire.

I mean, I think so. I don't think he's leaving. I don't think he leaves for Baylor. The ultimate turn of irony would be, or twist of irony would be G. Leaving my Texas State Bobcats, who eked out a win, as mentioned earlier at home, against Utah State. His shine has worn off a bit, though, from a couple years ago. I think to people who don't follow the program closely, they're like, oh, G.J., this guy's

turned the program around. Somebody's going to go snatch him up. And, like, he has. He's gotten to three straight bowl games, which is a hugely. But, like, also we're in that spot where we're six, seven win team, not competing for the conference team. Yeah. Got a big one this week, Pac-12 after Dart, Boise State. ranked Boise State.

So check that out. UTSA, a lot of people see them going to the playoff with that at large bids. We'll see. I got a ball comment. This is going to piss all the real sports heads off that Rennie's talking sports. I just got to say, Caleb's good.

I love it. This is the first time I think in my life that I can look at a bear's quarterback and say we have a good quarterback. He's really good, Randy. Knock on wood, he stays healthy. But my whole life never had a good quarterback. And I can finally be like,

Yeah. He's so accurate. Y'all had Jay Cutler. I mean, Cutler, Chubisky and Fields, like, all showed, like, they were good sometimes, but I can never say that they were good. That's why he's, he wasn't that's, he wasn't that guy. He would flash, and he'd be like, oh, this guy's got all the potential, and then he would just regress.

He had a great arm. He had to regress. Yeah, he'd make an elite throw now and then. Look, I like Kyle Orden, but that was just because he was a Purdue guy. But otherwise, but Caleb Williams, good. And I enjoy watching. now. That's Randy's football take of the week. You want to talk ass man? A little bit. Um, so the orange man, our president, he's been, he's been like slowly becoming more

homoerotic over the course of his second term. I don't know if you've paid attention to many comments he's had lately. Tracking package. He loves talking about how good looking guys are and their jaw lines and he just loves gassing up big, big strong good looking men. It's just us breaking down the bachelor's contestant. He's like, oh, dude, this guy's chill. And look at his shoulders. I feel like over the last couple, two, three months, he just like, he just keeps mixing it in talking about these good looking guys.

Yes, we have a landscapers right outside the window right now. Hopefully you can't hear that. I'm muting my microphone because they're right outside of my window. Is that sneaky saves jersey in the background? Anyway, I don't know. But he starts off talking about a man's ass in this clip. But then it takes a little turn as he diverts the ass comments. Terry on to someone else that happens to be in the crowd.

Rainey, if you just play this for us, please. The Austin ass man. And I didn't like it. But I'm looking at him up and down and I'm studying him. And then I made the mistake. I told, in fun. I said, I looked at his ass. And I've never done that with a man before.

It's true. Off the record, women, yes, men know, okay? Just to remind you, I'm not gay. By the way, I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nikki Minaj. What do we do it? That's hard to miss. God, stand up. God, that's hard to miss.

Let everybody take a look. We know, dude. Good camera work. Who's running the camera? Okay, I'm going to get back to my story. I hope Nikki wasn't his selfie, but we love Nikki. She's been with us for a long time. But anyway, so wait, so.

I didn't see the camera work part. There are other clips where they don't do that. But this is the only I could find where he talks about the guy's ass first and then transitions into her ass. But what are we doing here, man? I don't know. The president's talking about Mickey Minaj's fat ass. Probably not a lot of ass men in the room, I'm guessing.

But that's cool. Yeah, man, I don't know. We're living in wild times, Dave. unprecedented so he just like he was like realize like all right dude i've been talking about dudes a lot yeah he's like i'm gonna show you how how much i like chicks by the way her name getting floated out for press secretary i don't know how legitimate that is but i'm seeing i actually i've heard

randy's name thrown out for press honestly this guy's got a fat ass too that'd be the most idacracy moment if she's up there but that'd be great it would be a beautiful disaster and i hope it happens. Just interim. Mr. Chabaggy, how close are we to ending the war in Ukraine? Oh, you're asking me, not Nicky Minaj? Mr. Yeah. Well, we looked at it and he said that he'd get done day one.

He said that last week. He said that, yeah. We were talking to Putin and there's some things. Who talked to Putin? The administration. Who? Who is representing them in the negotiations? Is it a member of your cabinet?

member of your cabinet? Or is it just like another guy? Look, it was Superman. Superman? Yeah. All right. Well, well, thank you. You're welcome. Bye, bye now. Hey, Dave. I see that you have an email here. I see you have an email here for extra strength hemorrhoid cream. Do you want me to get rid of this one too? Is that really in my inbox? It's all trying to clean up. It said order received. I'm going to divulge some information. It might be.

Oh, you're getting up there in age, Dave. Yeah, now I've been lucky there. Kind of. Oh, fun show. Good show. Yeah, why isn't Pat just the press secretary and just take a shirt off? He gets 60 mil from ESPN a year. So they can't pay that on a government salary.

Nice. Looks good on a resume with press secretary of the White House. Yeah. How about that? or just guy who gets to go take a shirt off and talk ball and get 60 mil a year. How about that? I would like that. We don't get 60 million a year. It's a good job if you can get it, man. We took our shirts off before Pat did.

That's because they're right. That's Connor. Talk less ball. Maybe more ball. We'll get 60 million a year. Think about that. And people forget that. Some people don't want us to talk ball. We're trying to get the bag, dude. Just chill. People are going to be upset about my Caleb's takes. Yeah. Just because they're coming from. I don't even want to look at the chat right now. I know.

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