Circling Back - Hibachi and Plane Reclining With The Homie

Episode Date: February 17, 2020

A woman had hibachi blow up in her face, whether or not it's acceptable to recline in your seat on a plane, and circling back with The Homie ahead of his birthday this week. We also dabble in some NBA All-Star Weekend and recap This Weekend in Fun. Support us on Patreon and receive weekly episodes for as low $5 per month: www.patreon.com/circlingbackpodcast (6:20) Recapping This Weekend In Fun
 (12:55) Woman Gets Flamed by Hibachi
 (26:40) Reclining Your Seat — Yay or Nay?
 (40:41) Special Guest: The Homie
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all right we're back circling back podcast coming to you live from the lodge my name is will to freeze to my right david ruff i will what it do, Playboy? Man, I'm just looking forward to a week of podcasts. Is it? No. No, no, no. Is it? It's podcast week. It's podcast week.

Are you serious? Come on. Oh, man. People are saying I'm not going to let the bee ride for a full 60 seconds. I don't think anyone is saying that. How do you feel about that, Dylan? It's still riding, dog ride for a full 60 seconds. I don't think anyone is saying that. How do you feel about that, Dylan? It's still riding, dog. I'm okay, man.

I don't care. Call me chameleon-er because I'm riding dirty today. God, dude. We have to start the pot over. Chameleon-er over here? No, no, no, no, no. Dude. We have new listeners all the time.

You can't be doing that. And turn people away, man. We're trying to grow this thing. We just shamed him into a stop. Wow. He's stopping that. Dylan Chivary to my left. Have some more emphasis behind that.

Act like you're excited that I'm here. At least I said it right. Just be happy about that. Hey, man. Happy to be here. Real happy to be here. It's a big, big day. Dylan's got his tiny tee on today.

What's up with the gun show? Man, J. Crew's t-shirts tend to run a little small on me. Probably time to up on that size. Dude, I have that exact shirt in the darker color, and I have the exact issue. It shows way too much of the, at least you have guns to show. Mine just shows like paper towel tubes. It's right there, Brett. Paper towel tubes.

Looks good, player. Yeah, it's a little small what are you what are you gonna do you know i mean i guess the the logical answer to that is just buy bigger clothes yeah yeah if you ask the question what are you gonna do it's like you have many options actually fair point there is something you can do about it you should use code honey to size up you should just you know if you want you know if you wash, like, a cotton shirt like that in cold water and then dry it just on air dry, it actually increases. It gets bigger instead of shrinks. I don't know if you're pulling my leg or not.

I'm pulling your leg. Okay. I wasn't going to try it anyway. I'm truly pulling it. We have a new sponsor coming on. Keep an eye out. Their shirts are a little more modern cut, and Dylan's just going to be wearing the hell out of those things.

Yeah. Yeah, you're probably right. I don't want to – I've got to be careful not to dress too young, though. Like I'm a 36-year-old dad. I can't do tall like, tall tees. Did you see Jon Stewart – we'll get to this later – at the All-Star game last night? No.

Well, then, just don't worry about feeling like you dress young. Okay. You can type him into your search, and you'll see a photo on Twitter. I don't even know if I want to see this. I don't want to see it either. He's wearing a beanie, a skull cap that's barely sitting atop his head. Why would he do that? I hate that shit.

Oh. Oh, my God, dude. Come on, man. What is he doing? You just can't do that. Come on, man. Did his kid tell him that's dope? And he was like, all right, yeah, I'm going to roll with that.

Dude, dad, that's sick. It's also inconvenient that he's sitting next to a dude in, like, a camel-colored turtleneck sweater. Oh, that's not even just a random dude. That's fucking, uh, is that Sting? No, that's not Sting. It's definitely not Sting. I don't know who you're talking about, but I can tell you it's not Sting. Dude, this guy's, like, Sting took a bunch of testosterone and just, like, got absolutely jacked and grew a beard.

Well, let me see. Will you show me? Because I can't find that photo. It looks like roided out Bryan Cranston. Dude, it looks like Sting and Bryan Cranston had a jacked kid that aged really fast. The hell? The hell? The hell?

What the hell? The hell? Brett didn't get that one. Brett's got a hat on today. Did you drive in? Yeah, what's up with that? Did you not shower? Yep.

As of yet, just showered this morning because I drove in from Houston. Is it hard to fit your hair into a hat? Yeah, I have to change my hat size based on how long my hair is. That is not true. You seem like you couldn't wear a dad hat. I can't. My head's not shaped for dad hats. It's like trying to fit 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag.

Can't do it. That's right. Stuffing a marshmallow in a coin slot. Well's like trying to fit 10 pounds of shit in a 5-pound bag. You can't do it. Stuffing a marshmallow in a coin slot. Well, I wouldn't call it either of those, but yeah. Gross. The hair and head shape is not a dad hat situation. Unless I go backwards with it, but I try not to do that, honestly. My mom wouldn't let me, growing up. Wear it backward?

Backwards or hoodies. Oh, wow. My mom wouldn't care if I wore back hoodies. backwards? Backwards or hoodies. Oh, wow. My mom wouldn't care if I wore a backwards hat. It's like a racist dress code. Yeah, seriously. Are you kung fu? Yeah, do you have the bottled blonde dress code? Okay.

Sorry. Yeah, my mom, she'd just look at me and be like, why are you wearing a backwards hat right now? I still wear them. I'm 35. I know. I know. I do it sometimes.

Look, it's fine. I know. I don't care. It's my signature. If it's in the logo, if I'm wearing it I know. I know. I do it sometimes. Look, it's fine. I know. I don't care. It's my signature. If it's in the logo, if I'm wearing it in the logo, I feel like I owe it to people to wear it out in the wild. Whatever makes you happy, David. Well, I'm still looking for that, Dylan.

I've been keeping my Jon Stewart beanie next to the door for letting Rosa out. Life, liberty, and the pursuit. The pursuit of Dylan? The pursuit. The pursuit, huh? Oh, should we make that shirt? Yeah, we should. Let's just make a really basic, like...

Gabagool is bae? Let's just make a really basic t-shirt website that we just filter all the ideas that we have that are in that realm into that website and just hope that it eventually takes off. So we're just going to be the chop. It's like a shell company. It's a shell company for shirts that might suck.

Yeah. So that way it completely shields us of any liability. It's a shell company for shirts that might suck. Yeah. So that way it completely shields us of any liability. Why don't we just get theseshirtssuck.com and then just sell like Baymooder Goals t-shirts? Honestly, we could probably make money off this. It would be one of those things that ends up making the majority of the money at Wash Media. And we're just like, I guess we got to keep doing it. Nobody knows what the podcast is, but they know the t-shirt website. Yes.

It's just run because it's a shell company of ours. I think, yeah, we can set that up. Will's rocking the shrimp today. ThisShirtSucks.com. Looks free to me. Okay. Watch the money pile up. Man, how was everyone's weekend?

Yeah, for a minute there, we were doing this past weekend in front. Remember that? Yeah. Yeah, what happened to that? We kind of gave up on it. I feel like people like that. Yeah. Nobody's doing El Tiempo for Valentine's Day.

I'll tell you that much. I feel like a lot of people are doing El Tiempo on any day. I think you're the only couple at El Tiempo on Friday. Well, we weren't. I'll give you that much. Did you eat at the bar or a table? The table. Did you get at the bar or a table? At the table. Did you get table-side fajitas?

I did not. Dumbass. We went, we actually sold. What? Hold on. Dude, here's what happened. Zach Morris, time out. You didn't do fucking fajitas?

We didn't do fajitas. And it rattled Caroline so much that we didn't order fajitas that she sent our waiter away. The waiter said, what can I get for you? And I said, we'll do this. And she goes, excuse me? And she goes, sir, we'll need another minute. Wow. Yes, good for her.

She's a real one. You tried to order for her? She is the alpha in that relationship. I tried to. Well, I just tried to order for me because I saw something that looked good, and she just goes, no. She's like, nah. What the hell did you order that looked so good? The chicken fajita quesadilla.

Stop getting quesadillas, dude. They're so fantastic. I love quesadillas as much as the next guy, but when you're somewhere like that... If you want to do quesadillas that badly, do it as an app. Yeah, get table quesadillas. Split it. Go all out, dog. I could. But we did... I said this before

the podcast. I think the queso at El Tiempo is better than the Bob Armstrong dip at Matt's El Rancho. Okay. And I will defend that claim. Okay. Because it's fantastic. I've only had El Tiempo once in my life, so I don't know. Really? Are you serious?

Yeah. I don't go to Houston very much. Oh, man. I like to avoid Houston whenever I can. That's so funny that Dylan just... Not a Houston guy, Dave. I mean, I'm not either, but El Tiempo is a reason in and of itself. It's a real shame what's going on with the Astros. You know, if we do...

Yeah. Fucking la basura, is what they would call it. Trash? Trash. Trash can. I don't know how you would say trash can. Only one person got my Doug reference on the podcast the other day when we were talking about the Astros.

Oh. Doug? I said banging on the trash can, strumming on the streetlights. One dude reached out. Was that a Beats song? No, I think that was just Doug singing it. I don't think that was actually the Beats. Cartoon Doug?

Yeah. Doug Funny? He was a real one. Patty Mayonnaise? Yep. Dylan was kind was a real one. Patty Mayonnaise? Yep. Dylan was kind of the Roger. Could Patty Mayonnaise get it in 2020? Easy. I feel like she was very young. No, in 2020. She's a woman now.

Screw up, Dave. I had a crush on Patty Mayonnaise when I was a kid, but I was also a kid, so I was allowed to. Wasn't Patty Mayonnaise blue? No, she was normal. No, no, no. You're thinking of Skeeter. Yeah, she was tan. Speaking of Skeeter. Oh, I see. Okay. Come on, no. You're thinking of Skeeter. Yeah, she was tanned. Speaking of Skeeter. Oh, I see. Okay.

Come on, Dave. Skeeter. Dirty dog. What's up, funny? It's my Roger Klutz impression. Remember Roger? No. The heel?

The villain? Okay, of course Dylan doesn't know. You asked me. Shit. You don't remember Roger fucking Klotz? No. Is it Klutz or Klotz? Klotz. Klotz.

Man, what are we even doing today? We're doing a Doug recap episode. We're talking about cartoons that you've never seen. What did you do for dinner last night, Dylan? Yeah, what did you have for dinner? Hey, did you see Central Market started selling cube meat in their snack packs now? Come on. Yeah, there's also one with like a dollop of peanut butter

and then a bunch of cube turkey. You catch me in the cube turkey aisle at, you say Whole Foods or Central Market? Central Market. At Central Market. It's right up your alley. Oh, is that what you had for dinner on Saturday? Because I texted you and you said,

I'm lubed and cubed, and I didn't know what you meant. Actually, I post-mated sushi on Saturday, Dave. Shout. Oh, this is organic. Yeah. This is a, this is organic. Yeah. This is a free-range ad. Brett, last night I had salmon and Brussels sprouts. Did you do the world-famous chivalry recipe?

I did. Wow. I did, and it was pretty underwhelming. I've been eating too much salmon lately, and it's not hitting the palate like it should. Yeah, but your omega-3s are through the roof. Oh, just crazy. Yeah.

You're like, your healthy fats are just popping. You bake it or grill it? Last night. I bake it. Yeah. Dude, that's sick. 14 minutes, 450 degrees. Instead of making that trash,

you should just do Postmates instead. Well, I did that Saturday. Like I said, Willie Dumbass. What the fuck, man man i'm sorry dude they're gonna take their business from us no they won't they love us because of you postmates is the shit dave if you're not at least considering doing postmates like every single weekend then i don't know what you're doing uh full disclosure i did it twice this week yeah full disclosure i did it once this weekend so i i had to do it. You had to.

It was just a necessary evil of a weekend of drinking more than I thought I would. Postmates just, you know, they're always there for you, 24 hours, 365 days a year. Postmates got my Valentine's Day off to a good start. I postmated chocolates to Caroline's office. What a guy. Wow. Yeah. Wow.

So they get the assist this Valentine's Day. Caroline is one lucky lady. I did more stuff later, but. Oh, I'm sure you did. Please keep that to yourself. I'm sure you did. All right. Keep that to yourself, Brett.

Come on. I bought champagne, and then we went to Latimpo. Oh, sure. Uh-huh. It was real expensive. Champagne. It was good, though. We did Renoir champagne.

No clue what that is. That's sick, though. I'm really happy for you. Get on Postman. Noir champagne? No clue what that is. That's sick, though. I'm really happy for you. Get on Postmates.

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I would like to see somebody use the entire $100 for the first week. Come on. That's hard to do. I'm going to throw a t-shirt in if they do. Hard to do. Full disclosure. The t-shirt will say, I used all my Postmates money in the first week.

They hooked us up with some credits, and that's why I went back-to-back on the Postmates. I'm not balling like that where i'm postmating on like saturday and sunday you're balling on a budget though yeah yeah you know who should have postmated uh is it hibachi lady this woman who had hibachi explode on her face so who's hanging on woman who had hibachi explode on her face so who's hanging on this woman like what this was a friday news dump like she probably didn't want this to get out so it hit the tl on friday but as uh as the new york daily or new york post says her birthday celebration went up in smoke an arkansas woman says the grill at hibachi restaurant where she was hosting her birthday party exploded in

her face leaving with first-degree burns. I'm looking at the burns in the photo. They don't look that first-degree. Yeah, they don't look first-degree. Do you think they look worse? No, I think they look much better. Yeah, first-degree, I want to see skin hanging off the shit. Whoa, whoa, whoa.

I thought third-degree was the worst. Is it? Yeah. I think first is not that bad. So is it the murder scale? First-degree murder is different than second degree? I don't think it's the same scale. It's different.

I don't know if it's standardized. Dave, you're probably right. First degree is the most minor of the burns. I'm going to concede and say that David is right. I haven't looked it up because you can't, but I'm going to assume that Dave's right. I can't wait for the rest of it. I'm just always in pilot mentality when I'm talking Mach and stuff,

because Mach 1 is better than Mach 5. I can't wait for the... I use Harry's. Can't wait for the threads to pop up just absolutely roasting us for this. It's going to be fun. Don't care. Ready? First-degree burns are considered mild compared to other burns.

Okay, this looks very first-degree then. That's weird that I was right, you stupid ass. We conceded immediately. Yeah. I was looking for more pushback. My head was in the right place, at least calling out that these weren't that bad. Well, she's 26 years old. That's right in the Hibachi wheelhouse.

Where was she? She wasn't at Benihana, was she? I don't think so because they're not naming it by name, but maybe Benihana's people got out ahead of it. This kind of stuff doesn't happen at Benihana. Kimono, Japanese steakhouse. Why would you go to a bootleg Hibachi place? It's going to explode in your face.

There's one in Lubbock that we used to go to every three days. There's not that many places to eat in Lubbock. There's one, I don't even remember, Kobayashi or something. It was dope. This one's called Kimono Japanese Steakhouse. Komodo? Kimono. Kimono.

That's what I was trying to say. I want to try Kimono Japanese Steakhouse, though. They just serve Komodo Dragon. I want to try Komodo Japanese Steakhouse, though. They just serve Komodo Dragon. I would not eat Komodo Dragon. I think those are endangered, so I don't support eating them. Are they? So do you want to hear how this happened? Yeah.

The chef, the hibachi chef, drew a heart on the grill with a liquid and lit it, sending flames bursting into her face. And he even set himself on fire as well. Oh, hell yeah. If you're my hibachi guy and you set yourself on fire, you're getting a big tip. Yeah. You're selling out for it.

That big stack of ones that I keep next to me when I'm at a restaurant, I'm going to add a one to the top of that. What is that liquid they squirt on there that's so flammable? I think it's kerosene, right? I don't think they put kerosene on the grill, Dave. It's an oil. Just an oil? Yeah, it's just a cooking oil,? I don't think they put kerosene on the grill, Dave. It's an oil. Just an oil? Yeah, it's just a cooking oil, dog.

It flames that like that intensely up? It also notes that she ran to the bathroom. No employees helped her, but they did comp her meal. Oh, that's pretty dope. They probably didn't help because they were like, those are first-degree burns. Like, get out of here with that broke boy shit. I mean, her face is kind of jacked up, though, if you look at it.

It's like a good chemical peel. Yeah, but they also, like, they might have, like, I feel like they put some, like, creams on it. They're going to irritate the skin a little bit at first, and, like, all these photos are just kind of like. So she's going to sue, and they'll settle, and she'll end up making, like, $25,000 on the deal, pay her lawyer a third of that or something.

It'll be okay. If she sinks Kimono Japanese Steakhouse with this lawsuit, I'm going to be very upset. Hopefully they're insured. Are you taxed on insurance payouts? Or lawsuit wins? Yeah. Okay.

That seems aggressive. I guess it's income, though. Yeah. In what? I'll be honest. I'm saying yes rather emphatically. I'm not 100% sure, but yeah, they tax you. Man, they'll tax you on anything, dude.

They tax you everything, man. There's one thing I've learned. Taxes. Where does it go, you know? There's a billboard on the way from Austin to Houston that says, unlike Washington, we get stuff done. Who's we? Texaslandgroup.com.

They do. I actually am familiar with them. Oh, yeah? TexasLandGroup.com. They do. I actually am familiar with them. Oh, yeah? They're fucking always just slinging land. They're big in the land game. You got to think that's profitable in some areas. I always tell people, like, while I don't discuss my finances publicly, like, my one recommendation to you is to just invest in land.

Acquire land. And acquire it as well. You got to get it now because they stopped making it yeah they're not making any more actually they might start making more like once like shit starts going down they do that in like uh dubai isn't there that yeah they're literally making islands in dubai like sick didn't like didn't mark twain say that shit like shut up dude go to dubai one time hey did he what did mark twain say mark twain probably wasn't familiar with Dubai. We get it, dude.

You're a literary guy. Wasn't he the guy that said, like, you got to buy land, they stopped making it? I'm probably so wrong. I don't know. I'm factually incorrect today. I don't care. I'm in the perv chair, and I'm factually incorrect today. There's nothing pervier than Mark Twain.

It's probably one of those quotes that's, like, attributed to him, but there's no way he ever fucking said it. It says, goodreads.com. Buy land. They're not making it anymore. Mark Twain. I wish I would have heeded that advice back in the day. I think Gandhi said it. Not too late, Dave.

Yeah, but if I had bought... Back when Mark Twain said that, when was that? Like 1800s? That's when you should have bought? That's when I should have bought. You think that's why Shania is so set up financially? Because her last name is Twain as well. I would like to see the numbers of how much Landmark Twain actually had.

Yeah, you think he's full of shit? Gotta think. He would be someone that if you told me he died a poor man, it wouldn't shock me. Oh my God. Net worth. Give me the net worth. Before he died. Do you want to guess or worth. Give me the net worth. Before he died, do you want to guess

or do you want me to just let it rip? $116 million in time period equivalency. So that's adjusted for inflation? Wait, so he just owned a bunch of timeshares? It was like $58,000 when he died. No, probably less than that, honestly. I don't even know when he was alive.

No clue. Don't care. Well, he lost it all. Oh, poker game, huh? It was a crazy game of poker. That's a generational transcending song because y'all both knew it. And Brett's significantly younger than Dylan.

Significantly. We're both millennials yeah i think oar is just kind of a a generational band right yeah they're timeless they've got those three songs we were doing uh music videos on youtube this weekend at the crib um videos on youtube this weekend at the crib um pop punk music video music videos and chill huh yeah that's a shirt put that on terrible t-shirts.com this t-shirt sucks.com so we got to uh jojo do you remember jojo yeah dude we're pretty big fan out right now yeah um that brought some like 12 year back. Wait, we're all talking about different JoJo's. JoJo Fletcher?

I thought it was about KC and JoJo. And all my life, I prayed for someone like you. You crushed that, dude. I'm not placing the song yet. Can you keep going? All right, that's all I got. That is KC and JoJo, right? Yeah, I used to slow dance to that.

That was, oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. If you're at Matt's El Rancho and someone's doing the sizzling fajitas and, like, it singes you, like, are you going to the hospital and stuff? Yeah. Or are you just going to the bathroom and just... That's the wettest bathroom in Austin, so you can probably just, like, rinse off easily.

That bathroom can get a little out of control. What's up with that bathroom? They need to have a bathroom attendant in there just to clean. Which one? Matt's El Rancho. Oh. Like that's a bathroom you go to and you're probably even on a good day you're probably standing in I don't know half an inch

of pee pee. I do not like standing in pee pee. That's one of the things I don't like. Can I relay some bad news regarding restaurants this weekend? Yeah. I tweeted, and this was a regretful tweet on Thursday. I've not deleted it.

I said I was going to get a seafood tower this weekend. I did not get a seafood tower this weekend. I went to two restaurants that offered seafood towers, and I got none. You're a fraud. I got zero seafood towers off. You didn't get a tuna tower? that's so i did that's a real item on menus is it yeah how do you do it i don't know it's just a tower of tuna i don't know if i want that didn't you go cut up a gigantic tuna at one point i did go to the gigantic that was the worst event i've ever

been that was a weird deal yeah i thought it was gonna tight, and it was just a bunch of vultures. It was a bunch of influencer people who were, like, just trying to get picks off, and then a bunch of vultures just sprinting at the waiters whenever they would come out with a tray of tuna. It was terrible. God. You didn't even get to cut it up. No, I thought I was going to get to take a hack at this thing. Bullshit.

Was it deboned? No, they did the boning there. Just a big-ass fish on the table in there, man. It was one of the creepiest events I've ever gone to. A big-ass fish. I would highly recommend not going to that event. Didn't you go with Micah? Catch me not at the next one.

That's tight. So Micah got a new dog, Charlie. Nice little lady. It's named after Charleston, South Carolina, where he and Boo Boo met for the first time. And Rosie has taken to Charlie a little too much. She's horny on the timeline for Charlie at all times now. Is Charlie a dude?

Charlie's a girl. Oh, no. Charlie's a mommy. I like that. We've had a feeling that Rosie's been a lesbian for a while now, and this is just confusing. Well, dude, dogs, I think they're by curious. They're lovers.

Yeah, dude, I mean, Randy's out there. Anything walks by. Yeah, just horned up. Well, our dogs sort of told us. She's like, hey, I think Rosie might be a lesbian. But she was, like, whispering it. We're like, that's fine. We're an accepting household.

That's cool with us. Of course. Yeah, but now Rosie will just sprint into Micah's apartment. They leave their back door cracked on their patio once in a while, especially on a Sunday when it's nice out. Rosie will just sprint there and just run into their apartment, and I have to jump over the garden separating their stuff and run into Micah's apartment.

I feel really bad about it. She just needs a friend. I know. I just worry about it. I like that they're friends. Rosie's, yeah. Good. I think Randy's too big to meet Charlie.

I want to wait until he calms down, because I'm afraid he might, I don't know. The dog is that small? Like, I worry, like, he, I don't know. Those dogs can get hurt. I met a dog over the weekend at the bar. You were petting that dog? Yeah, it was a Golden.

Her name was Tater. And I'll tell you what, being around Randy and then Tater and just Goldens in general, it's going to be really hard for me to get any other kind of dog for the homie. Tater was chill, man. And look, I know I've said in the past that I'm going to be a rescue guy. I still haven't ruled that out. But Parks is adamant about wanting a puppy.

He wants to grow up with it. And I know I can rescue a puppy. But I just got to do my homework. Yeah, I got you. Make sure the temperament's there for the little guy. I'll help you with the search. Okay. Gold Ribbon Rescue is's there for the little guy. I'll help you with the search. Okay. Gold Ribbon Rescue is what you want to look at.

I was on their website yesterday, actually. Really? I sure was. I recall them not having many up available currently. But I will continue my research, people. Man, tater was tight. That's like the color I want, too, Dave. The kind of reddish? Yeah. It's tight. That's like the color I want too, Dave. The kind of reddish?

Yeah. It's tight. The all-American dog. Very pretty dog. Yeah. Very accepting to pets. Dylan just walked over there in the middle of the crowd of bar just handing them out. Oh, yeah.

Just laid it on her. Boom. That's tight. Anyway. Y'all are like Three for three the last What Come on Will

You fucking pervert You're no stranger To approaching bitches at bars Yeah see Here we go I knew something was coming there Yep What uh

So this chick So is she gonna sue the restaurant Yeah she says she plans on suing Yep Yep You have to think She's like regretting Not getting

Going to like An actual Betty Hana Where was this at Oklahoma Arkansas Yep. You have to think she's regretting not getting going to an actual Benihana. Where was this at? Oklahoma? Arkansas. Yeah. No offense to Arkansas. I don't know if they even have Benihana.

I've always said don't do hibachi in Arkansas. Well, wouldn't you rather, if you're going to get first-degree burns at a hibachi restaurant, you'd rather do it at a big chain one where you're going to get more money out of it than just like your old mom-and-pop hibachi shop. Fair point. Looks like there's one in the Wyndham in Little Rock. Oh, a Benihana in the hotel?

Next meetup spot. That might be the horniest place in Arkansas. Dude. If you're a Little Rock follower, please let us know so we can justify going there. They didn't score high on our survey. And by high, I mean top 20.

I don't even know if I've met someone. Actually, no. Yeah, I don't know if I've ever met someone that's from Arkansas. Yeah, everybody's got an handle on it. You know hashtag Chad. He's not from Arkansas, though, is he? Yeah. I thought he was from Dallas area this entire time.

I thought he went to Arkansas. I think Chad's from Arkansas. Oh, for some reason I thought he was a Dallas area guy. Then. I thought he went to Arkansas. I think Chad's from Arkansas. Oh, for some reason I thought he was a Dallas area guy. Then I do. He's going to be disappointed in us, no matter what the outcome. Yeah. Yeah, if he's disappointed in me for thinking that he rides hard for Dallas, I just always imagined him growing up cowboy style, you know?

Cowboy style. Should we also talk about the lady on the plane who reclined her seat? Yeah, I think we probably should. She went viral. So this is a big debate right now. Recline versus not recline. I've picked a side. I'm team recline.

Oh, I have a side. I'm team recline. It's the correct take. It's a good take. The planes allow you to recline it's the correct take it's a good take uh the the planes allow you to recline they even tell you like when you're when you're able to like when you're at a certain you know altitude i don't recline i i typically don't recline but that's only because it's only because people make such a fuss about it but if someone in front of me reclines into my face i don't have

a problem with it so i I have done this before. I have had someone recline all the way back into me, and I have left my knee under the tray with the hope that they could feel my knee in their back. And they could not. If they could, it didn't bother them. A little bitch-ass knee. But, yeah, I've never repeatedly punched the back of my neighbor's chair.

The girl who wrote the story for New York Post, her name is Sarah Dorn, by the way. I just thought that was worth noting. Is she related to you? You've got to think we're related somewhere. Okay, why are you making that face? Will you explain what happened, Dylan, for the people at home who may not have seen this story? Yeah, so the back two rows of a plane. So the guy sitting in the far back seat was not able to recline himself because he was up against the back wall. The woman in front of him

reclined. He decided to continuously punch the back of her chair and she recorded it uh the video went viral and it's causing oh the flight attendant i believe for some reason sided with the guy saying that the woman was in the wrong and she has since been fired good yeah oh that's bullsh no it's not no no um and so it went, and it caused people to basically just pick sides. Are you team recline or team not recline? It's getting pretty heated on the TL. What color is the dress, dude? And I believe she's suing the airline.

That's hilarious. What is she suing for? She wants to sue him. I believe defamation is the word I heard on the radio this morning. She wants to sue him as well. Assault. Yeah. Oh, he did not assault. Let me say this. I don't care which side of the argument you're on. This guy is an absolute piece of shit. To punch a woman's seat over and over and over again because she

used a basic function of the seat that guy's an asshole and he deserves something bad to happen to him all right it's not that big of a deal he put he was he wouldn't stop punching her seat dave how was that how was that okay in anyone's book it's i mean he was he's definitely in the wrong but like it's not that big it's on site if he's doing that to me it's on site it of a deal. It's on site. If he's doing that to me, it's on site. It is a big deal. I'm standing up and being like,

what's your fucking problem, dude? Why are you doing this? If you was doing that to Sally? Dude, I'd lose my mind. It's just an asshole move. It's a total asshole. Reclining, I'm sorry, reclining is totally fine

in my book no matter what. I agree. I don't care if you're in the back and this guy can't recline his seat, then fucking book a better ticket and don't sit in the back of the plane. And there are ways to do it. That's classist. There are tactical ways to do it.

You slowly recline as to not, like, you know, jar the person behind you. Well, you know, the Delta CEO said you should ask. I saw that. Hmm. Maybe. American Airlines is the worst airline. So I, like, these people have what's coming to them anyway. But I don't think that she should not recline.

That's not even part of the conversation for me. If planes don't want you to recline, then don't make it an option. Don't have the little button. And make the seat just sit perfectly straight up and make it immobile. They need to get rid of like one or two rows on every commercial plane. If anything, they're going to add them. Oh, I know. But I'm just saying in a perfect world, and that way we'd all have more room.

I'm not even – I'm obviously flirting with 5'10". I'm not exactly a tall guy. But I feel like I don't have a lot of room. You've got six-foot vibes. Yeah, I know. Thank you. I play long. I feel like my taller friends here, that's got to be tough for you.

That's not ideal. I'm a half recliner myself. Like Klein will, our friend intern Klein, not really a friend, he's just an intern. Call him recline. He'll like post photos on planes like when he gets leg room. And, you know, in the past I've been like, why is he posting this? Now I kind of get it. He's a larger fellow.

He has the Kubiak spot. He does the seat on every plane that is the exit row that's missing the far left seat. He's a window seat with a missing seat in front of him. That's the Kubiak. That's the spot where the flight attendant asks you if you're able to take care if the plane goes down? Every Southwest flight has the one seat where you can fully spread the legs.

I intentionally don't book that seat because I'm afraid I'll clam up and choke when she asks if I'm able to take care of the plane. I'm surprised you don't think what this guy did is totally out of bounds. No, it is. I'm just fucking with you. Does he look like me if I shave my head completely scary i didn't get a good look at him uh you guys

didn't comment speaking of looking like will the photo i tossed in the group text you needed context needed context uh i don't know what you're talking about it did look like a guy that it's that's the motorcycle guy from the village people hell yeah. And a certified backer who's getting a lot of play on this pod lately, one Jake Kemp, sent me that. He goes, I just stumbled across this. Have you all ever brought up the fact that Will looks just like the motorcycle guy from the Village People? I need to up my mustache game, though.

Yeah, I didn't know where you were going with that. I just thought it in no context. No lie, it's kind of a compliment. Oh, he's a snack. Catch me doing this for Halloween next year. That is some thick-ass facial hair. Yeah, he's in really good shape. Or good enough shape that I need to get in better shape.

Let's put it that way. He's not hiding his second chin with his beard like i am he can just do the mustache and just ride it out yeah that's right where do y'all fall on the airline debate of window open or closed well depends on if the sun's blinding people which happened to me recently you got to be aware that's your first that you should always be thinking about the masses, not yourself. Yeah, if the sun is window level, it's going to beam in through there. Also, if you're sitting there on the runway, shut it because it heats up the plane. Yeah, in Michigan this was never a thing because it's cold.

They ask you to shut it. They ask you in Texas to shut it when you're getting off the plane to make sure it doesn't get too hot. Shut your visor. I'm window open at all times. Let me look out. I want the window seat so I can look out. People shame people that look out the window.

That's ridiculous. You also got to read the room a little bit. If everyone around you is visor down, you have to go visor down too. What if it's that window that's in between the row in front of you and you, and you don't really know who has possession? Whose window is that? Is it a foul? Oh, I try to claim that as fast as possible.

If it's in between one, I just immediately try to shut it. You know what makes me the most irrationally angry on planes is when it's night and somebody has a fucking light on. Somebody did that on our overnight flight to... Why does that upset you? I don't know, Dylan, but it fucking infuriates me. How are they supposed to read? Why are you reading at 11 o'clock on a plane?

Yeah, dork. Take a Xanax and go to sleep. Nighttime's the best time to read. Yeah, get drunk like the rest of us and just fucking sleep. What are you even reading? Who reads anymore? I read, like, the airline magazine. A lot of people do. Get a Beyonce player. I read on a plane.

Dylan's got his Dan Brown novels. Read on your iPad, dude. Like, no, but when we were on our plane, it was, like, 2 in the morning, and somebody just had their light on, and it was like, dude, can you please just turn your fucking light off? It's 2 in the morning on this overnight flight. Oh, dude, you're probably flying with a moth. Entirely possible.

Man, I don't have a problem with that at all. I don't know why. What if Brett yells up, like, hey, turn that off, and just turns around and it's just a giant moth. Just look and glares at him. He's like, sorry. That would be weird. Apologies to you, sir.

How does he pay for the flight? Moth bucks. Moth bucks. Sells moth bucks. Moth bucks. Sells moth balls. Oh, God. But you know what's even worse is when they don't, say they put the book away,

but they leave the light on. I'm like, what are you doing, ma'am? Yeah, okay. But you know, these are options that the plane provides you, like the reclining and the visor. Where do you stand on the air blast? The AC.

Open that bitch up. Yeah, open it up. Get the wind in my hair. I feel like I turn it off because I'm afraid it's going to blow germs into my area. I get it. I get that for sure. I'll blow some germs into your area. Oh, man.

Open that bitch up. That's a little foul. Yeah, I take that thing and I just blast it. You said Sox or Ote, right? But no bare feet? Yeah, I will pop the shoes off of five socks. That's trash. I don't think so.

If you're next to me and I don't know you, I'm disgusted by you. Really? If it's me sitting in the window seat, Sally's in the middle seat, and a random in the other seat, then I think it's acceptable for me to do it. But if you're next to somebody you don't know, you've got to keep those shoes on. Especially with Dylan's fucking fucking peasant ass socks. Yeah holes in I upgraded I'm a stance looking like Tiny Tim. I have tights you what you have upgraded your sock game. Yeah, I'm a stance boy

Their heels are I don't see a problem with and you can't like you know Put your feet up on the seat and stuff like that if you just go them down there Well, they're supposed to be pop the shoes off. Of course, you can't have smelly feet. That's a big factor here. But I don't have smelly feet. My feet don't sweat. You know what? Dylan flies in flip-flops.

But if you're barefoot under those shoes, uh-uh. Can't do it. You can't pop, like, boat shoes off and have just your smelly ass. Just don't wear boat shoes on planes. Yeah, they smell anyway. I think my boat shoot days are behind me altogether. I was like, gross shoes. You know what they say about buying a boat?

It's NF. I know, Dave, but. Just saying, you recently acquired ownership interest in a boat. I don't believe that I did. You did. We have it on record. Pull the tape. Show me the papers.

Well, you spoke it, so. What are their airline faux pas oh like flying with a child who is clearly upset and you just don't do anything about it i want to i don't know what the move is that happened to me recently not with my child i don't have a child that just sounds sad but there were some parents waiting to board the plane and like the dad, they were a young couple, and this kid was just going fucking nuts. And the dad, wait, was I flying back with you? Remember the dad just looked over and was like, what the fuck?

Like, what's going on? This is when we were coming back from Breckenridge. Yeah, I think I tuned out. I think I put headphones in and was like, I can't deal with anything right now. He was just like, what's your deal, dude? Oh, yes, you were with me. At one point and was like, I can't deal with anything right now. He was just like, what's your deal, dude? Oh yes, you were with me. The guy at one point, he was like, dude, people are staring at you. What's your problem? And I was like, I love this parenting style. I love that. He goes, I'm going to, he literally said, I'm going to record you and then show you the video so you can see how you were acting.

I was like, I don't know if that's good parenting, but I like it. I'm interested. A lot of the time what's going on is the kid's ears hurt because of the popping and the pressure. I don't mean like... Some kids just can't take the pressure. There's nothing you can do about it. I don't remember crying because my ears hurt.

You know, I would just tell my kid to breathe the pressure. Come play my game. I'll test you. I was trying to think of the next line, and I couldn't get it. I'm sorry. Brett was making a valid point. It's fine. You guys are just doing things.

Breathe the pressure. So if you're a child, I'm fine with that. Cry all you want. I get it. Babies cry. If you're like six, give them the iPad. Just a little brat? Yeah.

Just give them the iPad. I'm team brat? Yeah. Just give them the iPad. I'm team stand up when the plane lands, and I don't care who knows. Oh, fuck you. Oh, I am too. Dude, no. Let me stretch my legs, dog. We're old, we're tall. We got to stretch our legs, man.

We got to stretch out. Being on a plane for that long, you can't just expect me to like just sit there idly. You sit up and crank your neck on the top of the plane. No, because if I'm- Whoa, don't do that, no, I'm not going to crank anything. I'm on a road trip and I'm in a car for four hours. Right when I get out of the car, it's like the best feeling. You stretch your legs out, you get the blood circulating again. Same thing applies on the issue is you're if you're standing in the aisle like and you're

crowding the person who has the aisle seat and the row across from you. That's annoying. I'm not doing that, though. And the people who get standing up at my seat. I'm not getting up and taking my stuff out. I'm just standing up so I can get a little blood flow. That chaps my ass when people take their stuff out early like they're going somewhere.

It's hard. We have company. We have a special guest in the building. Should I hide his birthday present? Maybe. We can continue on for a few minutes i told them they might sit out there and wait but yeah the homie and oh in our lobby the homies in the green room are in here he's in the green room right now just get he's peeking through the window hey buddy he's gonna

hop on the mic here in a minute bring your child to work day it sure is this is gonna be fun he's gonna he's supposed to have a lot to say we'll see oh yeah i, yeah. By the way, is he kicking me out of my chair? No, he's going to sit on my lap. Okay. Yeah. He could probably take my seat because I've got to run to the bathroom. I've got to say, all right, man. Too much water to leave.

Well, when you go do that, it would be a good time to bring him in. Well, should we take a quick break and then come back with the homie? That's a good idea. All right. Let's take a little break. All right. Sitting on my lap is the homie. All right. Sitting on my lap is a homie. Parks, say what's up.

What's up? How do you spell your name? P-A-R-K-S. Can you speak louder for me? You crushed it, though. P-A-R-K-S. P. A. There he is. R.

K. S. Okay. Boom. I think we should have every single guest that comes in the studio spell their name before they sit down with us. That's probably not a bad idea. I think that's... Hey, Parks, what's in two days from now?

My birthday. That's right. How old are you going to be? Five. Yeah. Are you excited for your birthday party? Yes. Yeah. Okay. You guys have questions for the homie? What are you going to be? Five. Are you excited for your birthday party? Yes. Yeah?

Okay. You guys have questions for the homie? What are you going to talk to him about? Preschool? I have a question. Parks, what's your favorite dinosaur? Triceratops. Can you speak up a little bit?

Triceratops. Triceratops. There you go. Speak like that, buddy. That's good. Why do you like the Triceratops? Because they have spiky horns. Oh, yeah. They got spiky horns. Why do you like to try ceratops? Because you have spiky horns. Oh, yeah.

You got spiky horns. Sure do. Parks, your dad's been cooking a lot of salmon recently. Have you tried his salmon? No. You've tried my salmon that I make? Hey. Oh, tell them about the Brussels sprouts.

I like the Brussels sprouts. Has he learned how to make spaghetti and meatballs yet? No. We need that clip cut. Oh, no. Hey, we were talking about we're going to get a dog when we get the house. Are you excited for that? What kind of dog do you want?

German Shepherd. You want a German Shepherd? I love it. This throws a wrench in the plans. Why do you want a German Shepherd? Because love it. This throws a wrench in the plans. Why do you want a German Shepherd? Because they're smart. It's true. Absolutely.

Do you all want to do his present now? Should we? Hey, they have a gift for you. This is from Brad and Will. Yeah, this is an early birthday gift, Parks. Note that Dave didn't get you anything. Yeah, Dave has yet to buy you anything, so we'll see. A real birthday is not for a couple of days.

All right, Will, ready? Yep. Here it is not for a couple of days. All right, well, ready? Yep. Here it is, Barks. Okay. Happy birthday, buddy. You don't have a microphone in front of you, Brett. Come on, Brett. What do you call it, knee hockey?

Barks, this is called knee hockey. And it's the best gift of all time. Thank you. How many hockey sticks are in here? Four. Four total? I think there's two sets of the sticks and then two goalie sticks.

So six total. Brett didn't wrap it, unfortunately. It looks like the box has been opened. Are you excited about your project? Oh, you did? Yeah. You tried it out? I did.

So Parge is going to be a little hockey player. You want to play hockey? No. What sports do you want to play? I don't know. You don't know. Okay. What about golf?

I don't know. Okay. Parks, before we let you go, man, hey, what's next for Parks in 2020? Ice cream? What do you got going on the rest of the year? Like, what's next? Parks in 2020? Ice cream? What do you got going on the rest of the year? Like, what's next? Oh, come on. All he's worried about is his birthday in a couple days.

I mean, I get that. It's birthday month. It's a big one. Five is a big one. It's podcast week. It's birthday month. It's everything for him. All right, buddy.

You ready to get off the mic? Okay. All right, everybody say bye to Parks. Bye, Parks. Parks, thanks for coming in. Happy Okay. All right, everybody say bye to Parks. Bye, Parks. Parks, thanks for coming in. Happy birthday, almost. Can you say bye? All right.

Damn. Motherfucker was spitting. He was a little nervous, man. He got locked up a little bit. Well, yeah, imagine like episode two is circling back. We had to like, or sorry, touching base. We had to like – or sorry, Touching Base. We had to like coax you out of the bathroom because you were so afraid to talk after. That's true.

He takes after his old man. I think you just put too much pressure on him. Maybe. I think we built it up too much and he got in here and he's like, oh, it's showtime. He gets it. Like he's – I've had him in the car before and I've played Circling Back and he's like, Daddy, that's you. Yeah, that's me, dude.

I think he was worried about coughing, burping, and or farting. Yeah, before we started recording, he's like, what if I have to cough? What if I have to fart? Dude, just let it rip, man. Yeah, did he not listen to Touching Base when Micah would just do all that stuff on the mic? We're the podcast that doesn't care. Yeah, well, we tried. Didn't have much to say.

I don't even think he knew what the gift was, unfortunately, but he'll get there. He's going to understand the glory of this as he keeps on going. He'll appreciate it once we actually get it out and play with it. This is truly the gift that keeps on giving. It is, for like the next 10 years. Yeah, he's going to love it. I can't get over

the fact that you gave him a gift that you have, the box is opened. Well, I didn't actually play it. When I took it out of the Amazon package, what, you and Caroline just weren't like in her like apartment, just like firing shots at the goals? No, I didn't bring any hockey to Houston. Stop, Dave. But yeah, no, I got home and it was in my apartment.

I was psyched. I didn't play it. I should have wrapped it. That one, I'd give it more juice. How old are you 25 it makes sense that you don't have wrapping paper just sitting in like a

closet yeah I don't I'm sorry it's like the nevermind what nevermind what I was gonna do

it like a an old school joke where Will Ferrell just gives the bread maker the bread maker to like a seven-year-old. Oh, yeah, re-gift.

Yeah. The re-gift. I'm not opposed to the re-gift every once in a while. Don't get caught. It's a tacky move. It's a tacky move for sure. Well, you can't re-gift the pizza stone I'm getting for your wedding. The way that I think about this is not in terms of like, oh, I got this gift from somebody.

It's more of if I get a bottle of wine from somebody when they're coming over to our place for like a dinner or something. I don't feel bad taking that bottle of wine somewhere else to give to somebody else. Is that trash? You don't mind re-gifting the bottle of wine? Yeah. Because if it's just sitting on my wine rack, then it's like, whatever. Unless it's like, say I gave you a bottle of wine. I don't want to see that come back.

No, I wouldn't give it back to you. I'd make sure that this was a completely different friend group. That's fair. Yeah, it has to leave the friend group. Do we have someone back in this studio right now? Part of it made its way back in. Dude, you couldn't get enough of the mic. Yeah.

What's up, chicken butt? Oh. What did he call you? Remember when you called Dave that? That's a savage burn. It's a sick burn. I'm still not over it. I love you, buddy.

I know. You've been taking L's ever since that day. Yeah. You haven't been to Pine House since. I really have not. I wouldn't be able to show my face around there if someone called me a chicken butt. Is that why you haven't gone back, Dave? You don't need to say it again?

Pretty much, yeah. It's kind of embarrassing to be publicly humiliated by your son. Yeah, I get it. Our Pine House trips, some of his faves, he loves going there. Did you guys watch the All-Star game?

I only watched the dunk contest, unfortunately. If there was one thing to watch, that was probably it. Although the All-Star game was tight. Can I ask a dumb question about the All-Star game? What's up? Did they do that new format? Yes. To finish it?

Yeah. Interesting. That format was, they did a terrible job explaining it on social media. It was actually a lot easier to understand than I think people made it out to be. They made it almost as difficult to understand as the MLB playoff changes that could happen. Yeah, of course I was dialed in for every moment because Luke is there. It's his first one, and I want to see.

I don't really care how he plays. I just want to see how he interacts with, LeBron all those guys and it was awesome I don't know if you saw his comment after the game I didn't he was very um I'll be PC he's very H if if you know what I mean because they asked like who is your favorite celeb you met and And he immediately smiled and said, Cardi B. And people were like, huh. Oh, so H on the TL. He was H. I get it. Okay, okay. Thanks for keeping that

PC in front of the little guy. Yeah, you know, man. Cardi B. Hey, the format they did was awesome. Dude, the fourth quarter was a lot of fun. So they turned the clock off. It was actually really intense. It was like first team to like 157 or something. Yeah, I kind of regret not watching that.

I should have sent someone a text and been like, hey, can you let me know when the fourth quarter's on? It was intense. Like they were – like you got Kyle Lowry out there taking charges. Like this is an all-star game. People were getting mad at refs. It was amazing. Good.

Good. Kind of weird that it ended on a free throw, but there was some good drama around it because Anthony Davis missed the first one. He just had to make one. But all in all, it was good. I don't know if y'all... So you didn't get to see Common. You didn't get to see the intros? You probably saw people on Twitter talking about it.

I think Common's overrated. He has some classics. He does. He does. And, you know, it was in Chicago, so they brought out anyone who's associated with hip-hop, basketball in Chicago. And Common did.

He was, I guess, off the dome rhyming the players' names. That's pretty tight. I would say he was batting about 6 to 700. If he knew he was doing that, then he came in prepared. Yeah, he definitely did. I don't know if he was reading off a prompt or anything, but at one point he tried to rhyme clinic with Leonard, Kawhi Leonard. It was a stretch.

There was a couple that you're like, that's not the best. Was Kawhi the MVP? I don't know who the MVP was. It should have been Kawhi. Dude, he was an absolute machine. But it was fun, man. Yeah, Kawhi. I'm pleasantly surprised.

It's stupid that I didn't do it. Oh, they named the All-Star Game MVP Award the Kobe Bryant MVP Award. Yeah. Man. Yeah, I didn't watch it. I don't do it. Oh, they named the All-Star Game MVP award the Kobe Bryant MVP award. Yeah. Man. Yeah, I didn't watch it. I don't know why. I wish I would have.

I actually really enjoy the All-Star Game most of the time, but I was just too deep in Narcos and everything else that I just didn't think it was worth it. I got to start Narcos. We'll get there. Are we all on board with Narcos? Are we all going to watch? Brett, have you ever watched Narcos?

Brett needs to watch season one of Narcos, Mexico. No. Okay. Why not? Do you know how to read? Nothing against it. Honest question. Do you know how to read?

Is that why you've been not watching it? Because it's all subtitles. Only subtitles. Nope. What do you mean only subtitles? It's mostly subtitles. It's like 90% in Spanish. Oh.

Yeah, no. I mean, I'm fine with that. I just really, I'm kind of behind on the TV trends. I don't have Netflix or HBO or any of these things. Dude, I have logins. Just let me know. It's not that I don't. Narcos is.

Dave, if you get signed out of your Disney Plus again, just hit me up. Oh, man. We can give you ours. Oh, man. We might cancel because the evergreen content that's coming from that has kind of like, we've watched it all. Okay. So I need new stuff from that. It's getting a lot of play.

I think Honey I Shrunk the Kids was on a couple days ago. In the house. The Disney. Moranis, he's coming back. That's huge. He hasn't been a movie in like 30 years. No. And like, yeah.

I didn't realize the reason he hadn't done movies for so long. And it's very noble of him. What is it? I believe it's because his wife died. And he decided to retire from doing the movies and raise his family normal. And try to be a good father since they only had one parent in the household. Dude, speaking of celebrity deaths, Will. This is in your wheelhouse.

Talking recess? No, I'm talking Love Island shit. Oh, yeah. Really sad. Yeah, I wasn't a big Love Island UK watcher, but I watched enough of her to realize, like, this is really sad. Yeah, she killed herself. Oh.

Yeah, she was about to go on trial for, like, a domestic abuse thing, and I guess she just killed herself. Also, one of the guys that voiced a character on Recess, noted ABC Saturday morning show, he also died this weekend. No way. One more death for you. Death comes in threes. HQ Trivia, officially dead.

Good. Is that our fault? Did we slander them last week? Yep. I think we might have killed them. We killed HQ. Shouts to us. They had a good run.

Don't come at the small to mid-sized podcast game if you can't take the heat. We all knew that thing had a short shelf life, though. It wasn't going to last forever. The fact that it was still around. The hosting fees were just stupid on that game. It got too popular too fast. It wasn't going to maintain. The fact that it was still around, honestly, was shocking.

Yeah. In 2020. They need to start, like, a You Don't Know Jack app. You guys ever play that game? No. Nope. Okay. I don't. All-time good computer game? No. Nope. Okay. I don't. I'm sorry. All-time good computer

game. Better than charades? Computer game. Oh. Anybody excited that Big Cat was playing golf this weekend? It was exciting until he shot a 76. Yeah. He didn't look great. Oh, excuse me. He looked good.

Shots were all over the place, though. Didn't have the putter going. It doesn't matter. When I saw four putt. Yeah, no, it wasn't good. That dude is tossing. I was going to say, I know we're not supposed to comment on the people that are walking outside of the office, but that dude just walked through the entire parking lot.

Jewel hanging off his lip like Clint Eastwood. Yeah, like he doesn't need to do that. That's so unnecessary. So a noted friend of the pod, Jack Hammer, had some money on Max Homa. And so he was watching it, and we were texting, and it didn't really work out for him. And I was pulling for him because I generally root against Adam Scott. I don't know why.

There's just something about him. I think it has to do with Stevie Williams being his caddy after Tiger and all the shit Stevie taught. Really? Not Stevie. Adam. Stevie's the worst. Yeah, he's trash.

He thinks that he's won majors himself when he doesn't realize that he's just a dude carrying the bag and giving advice. Okay. What? Also going shirtless under his caddy uniform. I'm not doing all loopers like that, but I'm doing him like that because the way that he talks about his achievements, it makes it sound like he was hitting the putts and stuff like that.

It's just a very bizarre way for him to act when, at the end of the day, you're not the one under pressure hitting shots. when at the end of the day, you're not the one under pressure hitting shots. But he has those whatever F1 series he participated in winnings. We should like Adam Scott more. He shreds. He's an absolute surf god. He's also really, really hot.

He's a hot man. He's a handsome man. He's really, really hot. Tiny head. I think we talked about this recently. Little guy head. Small head, but, you know. Not much head. What's this talked about this recently. Little guy head. Small head, but, you know. Not much head.

What's this man getting into out there? Yeah, something just happened in the green room. Should we get out of here? Yeah. Was your breaking news just deaths this week? That's really exciting, Brad. Celebrity deaths. Cool. Really?

The internet was dead today, you know. Yeah, internet's having a hard time today. Sorry the homie didn't bring it like I wanted him to, you know uh i'm not sure if he has the content gene yet but we'll figure it out he's he's got he's only five so he's not even five yet but uh well we'll get him there you know yeah yeah yeah he's got plenty of time i mean i met listen to the first times we were on pods they're terrible i'm still proud of them i refuse to listen to i'm always proud it did good good to know his favorite dinosaur too. He didn't burp or fart or cough

in the mic. He might have farted. Did he? Yeah. Oh, he's back. Okay. Yeah, let's get out of here. See you guys tomorrow for The Bachelor. Patreon.com slash Shookling Back Podcast. Park, say bye. Bye.

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