Circling Back - High School Catfish Doc & Arch Manning | Circling Back 9-2-25

Episode Date: September 2, 2025

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Starting point is 00:00:00 All right all ranchos, All right, we're back. It's a Tuesday. Long weekend, dog. Circling back, short week. Short week, right? Short week. Dude, that's like the added.
Starting point is 00:00:30 bonus to a long weekend short week man dude yeah think about it it's a double down on fun think about that it's back-to-back cool stuff i'm dave uh what randy back-to-back cool stuff that's what i said you got a problem with what i say i don't know about back-to-back cool stuff yeah that's very evident dany you know you know something about back-to-back you went back-to-back cool nights as you can tell by your gravelly voice i do have a little bit of bender voice post-batchel party, Randy Voice. It was post-holiday weekend wedding voice, Randy. And, yeah, quite the better four days in a row.
Starting point is 00:01:09 You sound like the kind of guy who went out drinking beers. You know what? I did. I had a couple beers this weekend. I'll be honest with you. I had Pacifico in Lyme and Simone Delos in line. Oh, my God. I was liming my stripes all weekend.
Starting point is 00:01:24 I was liming my stripes all weekend. Okay. You're red stripes. Yeah. Dude, I just hammer some yinglings. You got to get over those. It's like a very average beer. Dude, I like them, and that's good enough for me, David.
Starting point is 00:01:40 Yeah, whatever, dude. Four days in a row, for real? Yeah. All right. There's a couple of drinks yesterday, but otherwise, it was quite the thing. But you know what else? You know how I ended the weekend? I got to tell someone about this.
Starting point is 00:01:55 I have no one to tell. I got Taco Bell last night. And it was by far the best Taco Bell I've ever had in my life. I don't know if they had a chef back there or something like that. It was. They didn't have a chef there. It was amazing. Like, I've never had Taco Bell.
Starting point is 00:02:11 They had a chef back there. Yeah, dude, they brought in a, you brought in fucking Michelin. Yeah, maybe Gordon Ramsey was back there just making tacos because the things were, I'm telling you, they were crispy. I'm used to just talk about being mush. I've had Taco about my whole life. I know what I'm getting. Were you high by this?
Starting point is 00:02:30 chance? Yeah, I was going to ask if there was drugs. No. Like the Fritos in the Frito burrito were actually crispy and not just you know, slop, like, you know, saggy. You were high. What time did you eat this Taco Bell?
Starting point is 00:02:41 9.30 last night. Okay. I did try the Chalupa, new chalupas they have right there. The crispy chalupas, they're pretty good. How is the green, the Verde? I don't usually get it. It might have already been on the chupesalupa, but if you are, if you're a taco little person,
Starting point is 00:02:55 try the new street chalupas, whatever. You know, I'll pull up my taco ball app so I could tell you exactly what they're called. Oh, man. Okay. Well, good stuff from producer Randy. Producer Randy, ladies and gentlemen. He's the reason why we were late today, by the way.
Starting point is 00:03:09 That's not true. Dave had to, I'm not going to repeat what he said he had to do. What did I have to do? He had a tinky off. He had a safety tink, and that's what it was. You got your fun rowback on, I see. I do. This is, I think, called like the night something,
Starting point is 00:03:24 like little neon signs. It's like the night beach club or something. Dude, I straight up. got a power piss off before the show it's not how you described it described it more graphically than that but i was trying to let you guys know what i had to do i'm glad that you got a power piss off uh dillon shivery man i didn't i just got a regular tinky off before we started recording but i am extremely happy to be here it's going to be another great great week of content and uh believe or not i am excited to talk about my weekend even even though part of it wasn't great
Starting point is 00:03:59 you got wronged on the graphic to be fair i did give randy uh freedom to to wrong me i i asked what should the graphic be and dylan said we should probably put like me as a sad texas fan i'm like say less fam yeah and that's exactly what he did you did a good job you did it i forgot about that kid by the way of course if you're not if you're not familiar with who we're talking about it's the um just the kid with all the hair it's funny because this kid i've seen i've seen I've seen post pop up on Twitter. It's like, look who I found out in the wild. And it's this kid just like at a, at the bar.
Starting point is 00:04:35 If I see that kid out, I am, I don't care if I'm with my family. I'm going to get a photo with him. He's become somewhat of a celeb, I guess, because the, yeah, the ESPN cameras caught him at the Texas Georgia game last season, just looking very sad and looking, uh, with very voluminous hair. Yeah, it's very voluminous and it's very like, uh, what's the word? It's going to say, quofty? Is quofty a word?
Starting point is 00:04:59 I don't know. Bushy. It's very bushy. It is very 80s. Yeah. Like just, it looks like he blows it dry. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:07 He's probably in a top tier frat though, if I had to guess. Yeah, he's probably in a top tier frat. I don't know. I'd bid that kid. It looks awesome. God, you need to get over the frat stuff. You need to shut up, dude. How about that?
Starting point is 00:05:22 Always making us call you the king of frat. I don't think I make you call me that. If you think I'm hilarious, should check out my Instagram at D.C. Ruff on Instagram. At D. Carter Ruff on Twitter as well. He's pretty hilarious. It's the cheesy street chalupas, Dave. You're out there wanting to get some Taco Bell, try them. Is that right? Very good. Very good. I haven't had Taco Bell in a minute. They also, I just got a notification. They have early access to the Carmel Apple empanata. You got a notification? A notification. Early access. What does that mean early access?
Starting point is 00:05:54 I don't know. I don't know. I'm pretty sure I could go in there and get one. No, I, I, maybe I could, maybe I can. What does that mean? I don't know. They have like, they have like 20 set aside for special customers. Like, oh, sorry, sir, you're not on the list. You can't have one yet. I doubt that.
Starting point is 00:06:13 Can you stop looking at Taco Bell benefits and? Yeah, produce the show. Produce the show. It says be among the first to escape back to Y2K. So anyways, yeah. I'll get one of those and I'll let everyone know how they are. It's Tuesday. So, of course, we do a Patreon episode today.
Starting point is 00:06:32 Today's is exactly five minutes. That's where we get out the bingo ball, do-hicky contraption. We've got it sourced to a spreadsheet that is secretly on my computer. It's not really secret. Everybody knows it. Don't spins it, pulls a ball. I match it to a number. And that was a prompt, and I will read it.
Starting point is 00:06:51 And then we have five minutes to discuss it. Exactly five minutes. And if you're like, how do I get my prompt? How do I get you guys to discuss it? go to the Instagram circling back pod on Instagram and there's a prompt up right now and it'll probably be up till tomorrow about 8.30 a.m. or nine, I don't know. We'll see. But yeah, you can go leave it on there. Even if we don't get to it this time, which we probably won't. We'll use it on a future episode. If you never listen to exactly five minutes, you probably don't even know that like when
Starting point is 00:07:19 they say a number, they'll flex their sports knowledge and just say a random player that's associate with the number. It happens all the time. People love it. People love it. I love it. Yeah, I do too. That's a good picture right there on that aura frame. That's when we met Randy. Was that, was that October? Yeah. Chicago. Dushbag bar crawl. Chicago. You know what I was thinking we could do is like, this is not on the rundown. I was thinking yesterday, you know how like people for some reason like, dude, coming in town for bachelor party, what, uh, need like we're staying on the east side looking for a good restaurant so we always we've we've put it we've codified it right we put this on uh we've documented it out it's on the website somewhere
Starting point is 00:08:07 on patreon if we just go like to the places and just do a reel from each one and just like have it like branded like where to go on your bachelor party yeah from a 41 year old guy and his 41 year old friend who's actually nine months older than him and actually he's more of an acquaintance and a friend. Like, that's what we could call it. And their producer, who actually is a nice guy despite being a piece of shit who drinks all the time. I'm kidding. No, we really could do that. That could be fun. I think that this, yeah, I think Brett had like a similar day to this back in the day. Similar what? What is your deal? It's affecting me. Because I'm like, I'm kind of tired, too. Is anybody in your other game? Modification. Complication.
Starting point is 00:08:54 No, he said, earlier you said, I got a notification. It was nautical. Did Brett have this idea? It's pretty much his whole out of office, you know, video idea. He wanted to do long form video, but I think the reels is way more manageable. We're going to do it. Yeah. Okay?
Starting point is 00:09:11 Yeah. Fucking A. Hey, guess what? It's freaking game day week, dude. Oh, it is game day week. I don't know what I'm clapping. Yeah, game day. I don't want to clapping.
Starting point is 00:09:22 What does that mean? I'm excited. Listener voicemails on Friday is going to be a theme. People are liking the theme stuff. There's one thing I've taken from... They're hot in the streets right now. They love it. They love the theme.
Starting point is 00:09:35 And this week's all tailgate and game-related content. Daddy also loves the themes. That's you? Yep. Well, listener voicemails, which we record tomorrow. It means you have today and like tomorrow morning to get your calls in 888-6-18-4-4-2-2-2-2-2-2. If you have good, bad, hilarious stories that center around college football, anything game day really. Tailgate, going to the game, watching the game, whatever.
Starting point is 00:10:01 Please contribute. Maybe you got your beak a little too wet and lost, you know, your rent payment on something, you know? Yeah, I guess people's crippling addictions are hilarious. Yeah, hilarious. Hey, hey, right. I love to laugh about you, man. Game day in the chat. I love to laugh about your problems.
Starting point is 00:10:18 No, that it would be a good story. As long as you bounce back. Yeah, we love a good bounce back, too. Assuming you did bounce back. if you're doing the Patreon. Yeah. By the way, don't wager your rent payment.
Starting point is 00:10:29 Right. Don't bet more than you can afford to lose. Yes. Tell us how you hit like all eight legs in your parlay and then like the ninth one you didn't hit. Yeah. Yeah. That ninth one, you got to,
Starting point is 00:10:40 you got to hedge it, man. You got to hedge it. You got to hedge it. What else? Newsletter every Friday morning in your inbox real early. Oh, yeah. dot substack.com. And it's small biz September.
Starting point is 00:10:58 On Thursday's show, we will give a shout out to a small biz, and we will do that for the rest of the month. Email brett at washmedia.com if you've got a small biz you'd like us to promote. Brett's got a couple lined up,
Starting point is 00:11:10 but we need some more, so submit them. Speaking of, you had a big weekend. Hit it, Randy. Bro, let's go out this weekend. There's a crazy event happening. I like to turn up.
Starting point is 00:11:21 Bro, there's a crazy event happening. We had the party. and it was lit. I got yelled at by a prostitute. Let's just go have fun and they'd go with it. Little Wardrow's, let's go. This weekend in fun, presented by FitBod. Guess who used FitBod over the weekend at his parents' house?
Starting point is 00:11:38 Was it David? It was me. Oh, okay. My dad had two 20, he has two 20 pound dumbbells in the garage. That's too heavy for you. I know. And I was like, what the heck am I going to do? I don't know what to do with all this weight.
Starting point is 00:11:50 I fired up FitBod. I typed in, I was like, this is what I got. got hit me with it. Yeah. FitBod is fantastic. Like Dave said, it tailors your workout for not only your desired results, but the equipment you have to work with, maybe you have no equipment. Maybe you're in a full gym with everything available to you. It'll tailor workouts specifically for what you need. Customizes every workout, adapts as you improve, and it honestly helps you avoid boredom. Get kind of boring. Even if you've got like a gym membership or something, like it gets a little boring, right? Keep those muscles guessing, Dave. Like, I don't like it
Starting point is 00:12:23 my muscles get all smart and figuring out what I do. We know what he's going to do today. Yeah, they don't. That's when the fives, the fibers stop growing. When your muscles expect you to zig, that's when you zag. FitBod creates a personalized workout routine based on goals, fitness level, and available equipment. The workouts adapt to your growth. And FitBod tracks your muscle recovery so you can avoid burnout and keep up your momentum. Find tuned by experienced certified personal trainers to bring best practices and exercise science to you. Level up your workouts with customized fitness plans that work for
Starting point is 00:12:53 you and over 1,000 demonstration videos. Level up your workout. Join FitBod today to get your personalized workout plan, get 25% off your subscription, or try the app free for seven days at FitBod.me slash Steam. That's F-I-T-B-O-D dot M-E slash Steam. FitBod.combe. You want a little added value of using FitBad right now at my lunch workout routine from Alex Greer in the chat. So how about that? Wow, that's a real life chat testimonial. Man, we love that shit. Cool, man. Yeah, hell yeah. Or madam. We don't know. Yeah, we don't know. We don't know. Alex is, you know. Randy, I'll let you start it off there, guy. Yeah, I had a weekend, as you could tell. It was a friend of the show, Omar, got married this weekend, Sunday.
Starting point is 00:13:46 so Friday night they had some welcome drinks at Black Sheep Lodge after they had a rehearsal dinner they did Loro but and so just easy walkover so did that drink drink a little too much then Friday Saturday morning was Butler Pitch and Putt that everyone went to and I showed too late because I thought we were just going to watch the Texas game and then everyone left so I had to go watch a Texas game I'm confused so you didn't know Butler Pitchin Putt was even in play I did I just, I wasn't going to get up at 9 o'clock in the morning. I wasn't trying to get to, they were getting at Butler at 9, and it was a Saturday morning. Did you do the thing where you were scared to play Butler because you think you're going to hit one right into the apartments?
Starting point is 00:14:29 I didn't want a happy Gilmore at it. Where you kill your wife with a T-shot? Exactly. Yeah. Yeah, you leave the driver in the bag at that particular. Yeah. Well, how else am I going to get it to the hole, though? Great question.
Starting point is 00:14:41 That's as far as I could drive. Good question. I don't know, man. but so yeah then uh chill at the pool Saturday what a great pool day what a great weather weekend in Austin which pool my pool okay then a little drinks at meanwhile brewing and then we got dinner the just squad not them at Chewis in Maynard and uh let me tell you that was the worst service and food I probably had it was so bland I've never had that bland of Mexican food Chewys and Maynard did not know one was out there.
Starting point is 00:15:16 Yeah. Out that way. Oh, Maynor way? I didn't know that. Yeah. We got the chica boom boom sauce or whatever. Isn't it so embarrassing to order that? Not for me.
Starting point is 00:15:27 Yeah, it's like a Super Bowl. Almost as embarrassing as that Rudy Tutti Fresh and Fruity at Iowa. I've ordered that. And then the wedding was Sunday and it was a blast. An absolute blast. Had fun. Cheers to Omar and Kayla. They're out in Portugal now.
Starting point is 00:15:43 Good for that. Oh, Portugal way, huh? Yeah. Across the pond, they call it. Nice. Good for them, man. There was another backer wedding.
Starting point is 00:15:52 Oh, yeah, I saw that. I believe, uh, believe he was name is, I missed this. I believe his name is Jake. Shouts to Jake and the lovely, I reckon he responded to them. Lovely bride. Yeah, but there's a,
Starting point is 00:16:04 there's a big crew of ladies that were backers that were there. That's sick. We reposted their story. We love that. We love that. They're asking Zocard questions. And I was like, you know what? You guys just have fun.
Starting point is 00:16:15 We're about the consequences later. Consequences of your Zah card. I think there's a wedding week in exemption. Oh, okay. I guess you wrote the fucking book, Ben. Cool. Hey, there's a pizza Zazaar's here. There's a vacation exemption.
Starting point is 00:16:27 Okay. I didn't know weddings were vacations. According to Brett. I didn't say they were. I didn't say they were. I don't know. I'm sorry. Anyway.
Starting point is 00:16:38 Brett was rocking the polo. The bolot tie, not the polo. he'll bust a bolo out on your ass that's something about Brett yeah yeah I saw smoking a cigar too I always say smoke them if you got him Gordo brought some
Starting point is 00:16:52 I bet he regretted that cigar because most people tend to regret them Want me go ask him I like a cigar man I haven't had one in a minute I had like a puff or two of one I'm like I'm not having a full cigar I'll take a hit
Starting point is 00:17:03 Really? Yeah I'll take a hit If I had been at that wedding I would have taken that cigar Got my razor out Slice it open Just rolled a fat ass
Starting point is 00:17:12 Lace that shit, smoked a pre-mong. Right. But I wasn't, so I didn't do that. Dylan, what'd you do? Dylan had a good weekend. Watched a lot of ball. I kind of just want to start there. Friday, Chelsea and I stepped out.
Starting point is 00:17:32 We had Maddo Ranchos, actually. Mattel Ranchos. Mattel Ranchos. God, forgot how many time she says it. Had a lovely time. Any success? You mean your online courting of her? No, she's giving me the, she's, she's icing me out, man.
Starting point is 00:17:49 She's too big for us now. She is, she's big time. Saturday woke up, very excited, woke up in time to watch Lee Corso's final game day. And that was a good time. Did you cry? I didn't, but I tell you what, they had a ESPN posted a tribute video, I guess, a couple weeks ago and i got i got a little teary eyed at the end of that one when kirk herb street did his little thing did you watch that one it's about five six minutes long it's pretty emotional
Starting point is 00:18:18 uh maybe watch some of it anyway watched uh football pretty much all day texas lost you can talk a little to arch here in a minute saw some family had some pizza played the zal card we got picked up jets oh that was delicious of course. And got parks back and just did a bunch of swimming. We went to the park yesterday, played a little ball, got some stuff done around the crib. And, yeah, just had a pretty low-key weekend, actually.
Starting point is 00:18:54 Watch ball all weekend. Week one is fun because no NFL, so they just keep the college games just stacked up. Watch UNC just get absolutely dismantled last night against Hornfrogs and TCU. Let's, you want to do your weekend, then we'll talk a little Texas. No. No. No. All right. Let's talk Texas. No, no, no, no. I'm in the stripes. We already heard. I'll do mine. No, you can hear a whole. I was back in the, I was back in the Duncanville, Texas, city of champions.
Starting point is 00:19:27 Didn't really, I really hung out at my parents' house the entire weekend. There was a tea time that I was invited to play on Sunday. Forecast looked very, very poor. So I told, I was like, you know what? I'm not going to play. I'm just going to hang out. It ended up being okay, and they played. But whatever, I did watch a lot of ball. Watched pretty much every major college game and every Ranger game, like every Ranger game.
Starting point is 00:19:58 Got to watch Rook, our guy. That's my doll. They took some L's to my Texas Rangers, but that's okay. Bounce back yesterday, though, we're a falling rook. Yeah, kicked it off Friday night. Bailer, Auburn. I can give you a little. I was just going to give you the floor.
Starting point is 00:20:21 I don't know if you wanted. You made some statements about a quarterback, an OU quarterback, now Auburn quarterback, Jackson Arnold. I'm going to give you the ability to apologize right now. I said he's a running back. Yeah. He stinks.
Starting point is 00:20:35 I am not here's the funny thing it's not really that funny Baylor's defensive line is trashed they got gashed the entire day shout Auburn looks to be like a seven or eight win team they're definitely a bowl team right shout to you freeze needed it
Starting point is 00:20:52 game plan just run the ball and it worked I think Jackson Arnold had like 109 yards 108 yards passing but that's not because like he wasn't able to throw they just didn't need to he did everything he like managed that game perfectly. Dave, that's a slight. You call him a game manager? No, I'm saying he did what the game called for. Okay. And he is a tremendous. I'm not, I'm not calling him a gamer because that wasn't
Starting point is 00:21:15 a game in which he needed to be a gamer. I'm saying he might be a gamer plus. I need to see him throw the ball a little bit more, which is a compliment. So what I'm saying is, I don't really know what Jackson Arnold is, but all I know is they gashed Baylor's defense. And that is a tough, tough scene for the defensive guru, Dave Aranda. I will say, Sawyer Robertson is still really, really good. He's good. He's good. Tight end's awesome.
Starting point is 00:21:41 Running back's awesome. But man, that defense got absolutely smoked. So shout out to Auburn. They looked good. Dude, tough weekend and be a Bama fan. I was going through it. I kept seeing, I kept looking at the bench. They kept showing the bench.
Starting point is 00:21:59 I was looking for my guy Keelon, and he was on the bench, kind of like, ooh. They just got manhandled on the line, man. I'm glad he wasn't out there for that, because that wasn't just like a one, that wasn't just their quarterback play. That was just like the whole team just didn't look. They just didn't look ready to play, right? Like, they didn't tackle. It didn't look good. I listened to a YouTube compilation of some of the, the Bama fans calling into the Paul Feinbaum show, and it was really entertaining.
Starting point is 00:22:25 They're not happy. Dynasty's dead is what I was told. Era is over. Yeah. They got dominated in the trenches. That's something I like to say. I always say what games are won or lost in the trenches, Randy. Clemson took an L.
Starting point is 00:22:40 LSU looks good, but man, Klubnick did that. He didn't look good. He did not look good. That was really surprising at home. Nuss looked great. He's good, ma'am. Caden Durham looked fucking good.
Starting point is 00:22:51 He's good. I got to, I'm not just forcing that one. Just because Caden Durham is also a graduate. of Duncanville High School. He doesn't be a portion of that. He looked great. He looked really good.
Starting point is 00:23:03 And Clemson has a good defense. But yeah, that was, I thought Ellis you would win that game. But, yeah. All right, let me talk Texas. Hold on. Oh, let me, can I give a couple? I sent you something in Slack. Can I, do you mind if I finish my weekend and fun, dude?
Starting point is 00:23:20 Even though I said I didn't leave my parents' house. I want to put this up there. Hell yeah. My parents are like, they don't really stray from their coffee. Like, they've been drinking the same stuff for a long time. And I get home, I look over. Got some. My dad decided to switch it up.
Starting point is 00:23:41 My dad's drinking black rifle coffee. Look at the graphic on that. The branding is so aggressive. That dude's about to clear out of fucking village. Yeah, I guess. In the middle of the night. Terrorist compound. Jesus.
Starting point is 00:23:56 He's about to, he's in Pakistan. Yeah. about to go take out bin laud someone's about to have a really bad night yeah i don't yeah i was just like all right we're doing black rifle coffee at the house no yeah beyond black this seems like a guy that goes through the wall the other guys go through the door no these guys go through the wall yeah this dude's if you can't see the visual it's a visual show he's got night vision he's got like full tactical he appears to be an operator like he's about he's absolutely about to go clear Clear a room.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Compact is so sick. It's in trouble. It's in big, big trouble. So shout out to my parents who are now Black Rifle Coffee Co. Parents. I love that for them. It was good. I drank quite a bit of it.
Starting point is 00:24:43 I didn't know that Black Rifle Coffee has brick and mortars now. They do? They're all along 35. Is it coffee shops? Yeah. Brick and mortars. It's a mortar play. No, they do have coffee shops.
Starting point is 00:24:58 Which I'm like, do you walk in there and like you get like, if you spend $30, you get like a sleeve tat? You get like a thin blue line for your, uh, for your truck. You get a punisher, a decal for your, hell yeah. For your Dodge Ram. Fuck yeah, dude. I want to go in there and see who the baristas are. It's got to be a little bit different, right? You would think so.
Starting point is 00:25:22 I'm going, I'm going to go. Next time I'm driving through Belton, Texas or wherever. Goateeatheed baristas. Got-teed baristas. What else? It's about it, man. We, it was weird.
Starting point is 00:25:37 I, like, I couldn't find my wallet yesterday. I went to leave. It's because it was in my backpack because I didn't pull it out one time because we didn't go anywhere. I tried to make a res at, there's a really good Italian place in Oak Cliff
Starting point is 00:25:49 called Lucia. If you could go, go. It's very, it's like a two months out reservation thing. And I like was like, you know what i'm going to put our name down on the cancellation list and i kind of thought maybe we'll get in we didn't get in whatever it was fine we swam boys came over had a good time um rog's doing cannonballs he's now like calling out cannonball when he does it like to just let everybody
Starting point is 00:26:15 know like this is what's happening which is nice if you're outside of the pool and not swimming get a lot of rain up there so the pool was a little chilly about a good 81 82 degrees but that didn't stop us. We got in there. Good times. Man, there is nothing better than yelling cannonball as a kid. It's sick. I was so proud of him. I didn't even teach him that. Oh, then we got a coach pitch starts this weekend. I told you all this. We went to Academy last night. It was his first time going to Academy, sports and outdoors. Shout out to the Roe collection. A little added value for that two-year-old ad deal. Right away. Right away. so we had to go get some cleats and uh got to say well we waited a little too long the entire
Starting point is 00:27:06 kids baseball shoe the the shoe selection the shoe section is a mess it looks like a bunch of five year olds went digging through every box and just kind of threw them back like half the boxes had like one one cleat in them some of them had like two left cleats like i was like what's going on. Anyway, I ended up because of the selection, I had to just buy them the trouts. They got him the Mike Trouts? I bought them the fucking trouts. I bet you they're sick
Starting point is 00:27:33 though. They are sick. They're the black trouts. He loves them. He wanted to wear them around the house last night. But yeah, I went in there like, I really wanted to get him like the really just average, like the under armor ones. They didn't have them. Of course, like all like the
Starting point is 00:27:49 reasonably priced ones were sold out. Because again, we waited until Monday. the week of but um so yeah my son i mean like yeah that's them he's rocking the the trouts with not with not the ones with the metal spikes they're not the metal spikes now but um they are pretty dope and i'm kind of jealous so he's well on his way to be in the swaggy baseball kid dude get him a get him a sleeve i'm not getting him a Get them the necklace that they all wear. I don't even know what they're called.
Starting point is 00:28:24 The rope? Yeah. Like the balance. I'm going to give him my old hemp necklace. M frames. Get him some eye black. God. All right.
Starting point is 00:28:35 This is going to. He's like, he's a year away from the eye black. It's going to happen. I know it's going to happen. His buddies are going to have it. All right, Dylan. I'll let you have the floor. Texas at Ohio State.
Starting point is 00:28:48 Big noon kickoff. Leading up to this, I said I've never been this excited for a college football season to start. The Arch era officially underway. And, man, it was an ugly, ugly offensive game for Texas. First throw, tough. First throw, tough. Like, Arch, like, his mechanics just completely broke down. Just not setting his feet, just sidearm slinging it.
Starting point is 00:29:14 I don't know what's going on, man. I attribute it to just, like, he just wasn't ready for. for the moment. Like it was obviously every quarterback, their first road start, a lot of pressure on that. First game being against Ohio State. I think it's fair to say that Arch has some added pressure that other quarterbacks probably don't face. All the hype.
Starting point is 00:29:34 Because of people like you. All the hype, man. There's like there's an arch commercial like playing between, you know, coverage. It's just, it's crazy. He's got the family pressure too. This is the whole thing, man. That's right. So the Texas defense played extremely.
Starting point is 00:29:49 extremely well, I thought. They didn't commit any turnovers. It actually recorded zero sacks in the game, but they kept Ohio State to 203 total yards. That's an elite defense. Jeremiah Smith was a complete non-factor in the game once again. Texas defense
Starting point is 00:30:05 was what I thought they were. They're awesome. They're elite. Ohio State could do very little against them. They had one big play. That was it. If your quarterback looks that bad and his numbers are that bad and you lost by one score, Yeah. Like, your defense is elite.
Starting point is 00:30:22 Ohio State crossed a 50-yard line twice in this game. They scored a touchdown each time they did. They just, they didn't have much of anything. My guy, Colin Simmons had a tough bet on. Yeah, Texas outgained Ohio State 336 to 203, passing yards 170 to 126, rushing yards 166 to 77. You got to win that game. You just have to win that game.
Starting point is 00:30:43 The offense just, they just couldn't get anything going. They had a little burst late in the fourth quarter where they looked like they wanted us you know they had that touchdown and then they were driving there that last drive before arts just misses a wide open rhine wingo i don't know i don't know man um i'm still like look this game we're going to you know in two months we're going to look back this is not going to be a big deal this game means very little in the grand scheme of things it's kind of more so just a barometer of like how good your team is so i'm like my baseline for expectations for the season has been dropped a little bit.
Starting point is 00:31:21 It got a little win taken out of the sales, obviously. But again, it's not the end of the world, all right? Ohio State obviously a very good team defending national champions. They got a ton of talent. Also, we probably didn't give enough credit to Matt Patricia, defensive coordinator for Ohio State, who is like a multiple Super Bowl winning defensive coordinator. Like, yeah, he's pretty good. Had a great scheme set up for the Texas officer.
Starting point is 00:31:49 He did. I don't know what to think of Sark right now. He's just like he's this offensive genius is what people call him. In the red zone, he just he just doesn't know what to do. What's the meme with the dog and it's all big and swole? And then next to it is like the dog all tiny. Yeah. You know?
Starting point is 00:32:08 That's him in the red zone. It's like the big, uh, werewolf that thing is like the little doge. You can't play bully ball against a team like death on the goal line. You can't just run it right up there, right up there in their face. Yeah, it's weird. You can't do it. You don't have the guys for that. It's weird that Sark is cute everywhere except for like fourth and one or fourth and goal.
Starting point is 00:32:27 You know what I mean? You could get cute if the goal is, dude. Give me a play action. Roll all arch out in the flag. See what happens. Get a tight end out there, man. Quarterback's very athletic. He's very fast.
Starting point is 00:32:38 Don't run it up the middle and then QB sneak it from the one foot line against that defense. It's not going to work. You're not that team. Yeah. You're not the Philadelphia Eagles. You can't do that shit. I don't know, man. I'm disappointed in Sark's play calling in the red zone, especially.
Starting point is 00:32:54 Arch, he's got to figure it out. Again, I think he was just nervous as hell. Like that first pass he threw, he just skipped it at the receiver. I was like, oh, shit, this dude's fucking clammed up right now. That's a chunk play, missed, by the way. It was bad. It was really, I mean, it was really bad. Mechanics, like I said, they broke down.
Starting point is 00:33:11 Good news is we have three cupcakes in a row. Ohio State, Utah, I've got who week four is. then a buy. San Jose State, U-Tob. What did I say? The Ohio State. Oh, yeah. San Jose State, then U-Tep.
Starting point is 00:33:25 Then they have a buy after those three games, and then Florida owe you. So look, you got a month to get it right. Figure something out. Yeah. Gained some confidence. The season has just begun. The goals are still very much on the table. But, man, Arch, I'll be honest.
Starting point is 00:33:45 He looked pretty terrible. You weren't one of these people, to my knowledge. In fact, I don't, you definitely weren't, but like last year when there was a lot of buzz around Austin, like casual Texas fans who, like, were just like, would see Quinn, you know, not look great, but like they wanted Quinn or wanted Arch. And I feel like it's like, what's, yeah, what is Arch doing against Georgia? Like last year, a younger Arch. Like, I just feel like there's a lot of people who maybe were like humbled a little bit who, like, who, like, really thought that Arch was going to come in last year and, like, run the table and win you and Natty. It's like, you got to temper your expectation. I hope, I hope Quinn gets a little
Starting point is 00:34:28 bit more respect going forward. And also, like, I completely bought into the arch hype train. I think I told you before you left. I was like, I really thought he was going to come out. I don't know. I mean, look, he was, he was never going to light up Ohio State. That was never the expectation. He wasn't going to throw for 3.30 with three touchdowns against him. It wasn't going to happen. But I thought he would hit his open guys. I thought he would manage the offense much better, and none of that happened. All is not lost. I think Arch is still going to be very, very good. I really believe that. But it was a rough start, a rough start in a rough environment against very good team. Jordan Rogers is right. For now, for now. That's what hurts the most.
Starting point is 00:35:10 For now. I mean, he's got time. He's going to figure it out. I still have high hopes for this team. It was tough, man. It was a tough first game. I was not a happy camper. Better look out, Buster. He's a loose cannon. This is not good at all. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:35:28 That's all right. That's kind of all I got, man. It's all I got. There's a lot of teams out there who got bad quarterback play and don't have a great defense. Clubnick didn't look great. That was weird. That was weird. And also, I think LSU is just really good.
Starting point is 00:35:43 I think LSU is good, too. Ohio State obviously is good. But opportunities were there. It didn't happen. He had a couple dimes in the fourth quarter that were encouraging. One up the sideline to the tight end in the fourth quarter was a beautiful ball. Got a touchdown to Livingstone. So some good things did happen, but overall it was a mess.
Starting point is 00:36:02 Big shout out to Notre Dame, Miami. That's a fun football game. That game delivered. A lot of games did not deliver. That game did deliver. I still think Notre Dame is really good. Yeah. I think Notre Dame is really good.
Starting point is 00:36:15 But that was fun. Man, this Texas defense is going to keep them in every game. That's the good news for Texas. You get offense figure something out, and you got something going. What do you think about Carson Beck? He looked good, man. He still throws a beautiful ball. He has a great arm.
Starting point is 00:36:31 Yeah. Those a beautiful ball. Very turnover prone last year. That was his deal. You know exactly what kind of tweets you're going to get when he's playing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
Starting point is 00:36:43 They look good. They do look good. Yeah. uh yeah ls u bobcats looking good bobcats want to know going into a big battle against the roadrunners of utsa who kind of hung with a and m by the way this year one game man i know and last year texas has lost four games and all of them to either georgia or oh state so sark has like he wins the games he's supposed to and doesn't really show up against like real opponents Fair. Yeah. But yeah, the cats. Yeah, sorry, back to the cats. Cats looking great. Cats looking great. Purdue one. New O.C. Offense looked great. Just demolishing Eastern Michigan at home. Oh, who'd Purdue have? Ball State.
Starting point is 00:37:35 There you go. So I think they're going to win next weekend against Southern Illinois. And then I'm hoping for one more in the season. But we'll see. You're hoping for three wins. that would yes it was a full calendar here since our last win so uh it is nice at least i didn't watch any of the game but randy is hoping for three wins i just did run it back for you three wins come on randy it's all right that's all right anything else that ended up being uh this weekend and heavy ball yeah yeah nothing else man at least we're not you sure at least we're not I feel like you have at least six more minutes of Texas content that you're going to just sprinkle
Starting point is 00:38:17 throughout the show. I could talk about this game for a while, but we can move on. Oh, by the way, speaking of Texas, you and Barrett sat there on Friday, Coffee Friday, which is still available on Patreon. I feel like y'all, y'all just talk Texas ball well, man. I feel like y'all need to do more as the season progresses. We need Barrett on more. I wouldn't hate that.
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Starting point is 00:40:06 Yes, I watched a documentary over the weekend. I saw you tweeting about it. I did. I tweeted about it. It's on Netty, which is what? what I call Netflix, and it is called Unknown Number, the High School Catfish. Now, I wanna talk about it, but I will have you know
Starting point is 00:40:22 that spoilers throughout, is that okay with you? All right, everyone, that's the official spoiler alert. Is it okay with you, David? When I put this on the rundown, I didn't think there'd be spoilers, so, but I just leave. Are you being serious? No.
Starting point is 00:40:38 Okay. All right, small town, Michigan, Beal City. It's a one stoplight town, so kind of town where everybody knows each other. There's a young lady, her name is Lauren, and her boyfriend, Owen. And they grew up together, you know, boyfriend and girlfriend for years and years and years. And they're about 14 when the catfishing starts. Okay. What year is this?
Starting point is 00:41:05 Yeah. How long ago? This is, oh gosh, I want to say seven-ish years ago, five, seven years ago, somewhere in there. Okay, so we got like Snapchat and stuff going. Yeah, Snapchat is cooking. She starts getting messages from an unknown number, Lauren. And they're about Owen, her boyfriend. And it's like Owen doesn't like you.
Starting point is 00:41:28 He thinks you ugly. He likes me instead. Like he's going to break up with you. No one likes you. And they're pretty nasty. And then that goes on for a while. They don't know who it is. And then it kind of stops for about 10 months.
Starting point is 00:41:42 They stop. and like okay well that was weird and they you know Lauren and Owen are still together Messages pick back up about 10 months later and they're getting even nastier they're like Owen he fucking hates you we all hate you you're the ugliest person I've ever seen you have a flat ass
Starting point is 00:42:03 you're anorexic like this nasty shit and they get it gets aggressive to the point where they they go to the principal and get the principal involved and finally it keeps going it keeps getting nastier and they get the local PD involved so that launches an investigation messages keep going and they're nasty they're just like owen like you're such a prude owen wants you to like s is d and he wants to have sex you're such a prude blah blah blah just we hate you no one likes you he he's with me like he wants to be with me like he wants to be with me all this stuff it's bad um police police can't track this person down because they're using
Starting point is 00:42:51 a number like you can't block it because they use that one of those programs that like scrambles the number and it's recreates different dummy phone numbers you know oh like we use for cold call yes and it's gotten so we wouldn't say this stuff it's gotten so bad the the police like we can't figure this out they get the FBI involved hell yeah the feds the messages keep getting nastier it's like We want you to kill yourself. These are all to Lauren. That's not cool.
Starting point is 00:43:14 They're messaging Lauren and Owen, but they're especially nasty to Lauren. Kill yourself. We all fucking hate you. The world would be better if you just weren't around anymore. Wait, so you said Owen's also like getting these message out blue and like, what are they saying to him? To Owen, they're not as nasty, but it's like you need to, you know, dump this horror, like, oh, just stuff like that, you know. But Lauren's just going through it. It's like, who the fuck is this?
Starting point is 00:43:40 So they investigate people in the school that think it could be. Like she's got this relationship with this girl in her school. They don't really get along. Like, it's got to be her. And so they bring her in, police bring her in question her. They question all these different students who they think it could be. They think it's this girl. I forgot her name.
Starting point is 00:43:57 Chloe, maybe. It ends up not being her. Keeps going on. Messages just getting like worse and worse. Like trying to convince her to commit suicide and just getting like really sexually graphic. And it's like, Owen wants to be with me. He likes my, he likes, you know, he's just getting graphic. Like, he likes my body, not yours.
Starting point is 00:44:16 You have it. You're gross. You're flat, like again, with the flat-ass stuff. It's really just nasty, nasty, nasty. So they get the FBI involved. The FBI, because of the numbers that they use, the Scrabble numbers, they realize it was coming from a certain, like, app. I forgot the name of the app. Doesn't really matter.
Starting point is 00:44:33 So she was, to clarify, she was getting these texts from multiple different numbers. So she can't, like, just block one number. Exactly. Yeah. And so the FBI figures out that the person that's texting here is using an app. So they subpoena the app company and try to get the, and try to track down the IP address. And they did.
Starting point is 00:44:54 And they like cross-checked the IP address with all of all the contacts that these people have in their phone. And they finally figured out who it was. Oh, God. I've, I'm just excited to know. Dude, I've got a guess. I don't, it's going to, it bones me out if this is accurate. Yeah, I have a guess too. What's your guess?
Starting point is 00:45:16 There was even a theory that she was doing it to herself for attention. Dude, was it like her mom? Yeah, I have like a theory. It's like some adult, like a parent or something like that. It was her mom. Oh. Here's like the really weird part of this documentary is that the show starts and like everyone's being interviewed by documentary people for this show.
Starting point is 00:45:35 her parents both her mom and her dad are interviewed throughout the entire show so you get to know her mom her mom's like yeah we didn't know who it was and like my poor lauren's going through all this stuff she's like she's a part of the documentary and then the FBI goes to her house actually i think i think local police go to her house and they're like they pull her you know they sit her down and live in her room and they're like we know it's you and she confessed like that Like, she came clean, like, immediately. She spent a year and a half in jail for harassing a minor. She is now out of jail, but she's not allowed to contact her.
Starting point is 00:46:19 They can communicate via phone and email, but they can't see each other. And I've never been so disgusted with a human being in my life, I think, to try to convince your daughter to kill herself and saying, like, oh by the way when she was trying to convince her to like do more sexual things with her boyfriend she was 14 years old at the time it's fucking disturbing and so after the the big reveal happens and then her mom is still on the show still being interviewed and she's like trying to explain herself and one of the things this fucking killed me they're like so like how do you how do you feel about all this that you've done this do you feel terrible she's like I do feel really bad, but, like, everyone's done illegal stuff before.
Starting point is 00:47:09 Like, I'm sure, like, I'm sure all of you have driven drunk at some point, and you just didn't get caught, but it's still illegal. It's like, what? You're trying to compare driving drunk to trying to convince your daughter to kill herself. Had a few beers? Dude, it was fucking disgusting. The whole thing is so disgusting. I hate her.
Starting point is 00:47:28 Is the mom mentally ill? Got to be, right? I mean, they addressed that a little bit in the show. Like, she's still with the dad? Oh, no. So that when the police are at the house confronting the mom about it,
Starting point is 00:47:42 they call the dad and they're like, you got to come home. We figured out who the catfish is and you got to come home. We've got to talk about it. So he shows up. He's like, what's going on? And they break it to him. And he's like, you got to get the fuck out.
Starting point is 00:47:56 He's like, you're out of here to his wife. And they're divorced. They don't speak anymore. The daughter, poor Lauren, she's like, they're interviewing her at the end of the show and she's like that's my mom i still love her i still want her in my life uh people can judge me all they want it's just it's fucking sad how is she still with owen no they don't speak anymore you know what munchausen disorder or just i don't know what it's called man chalzen randy said he did that over the weekend there was a famous case
Starting point is 00:48:25 i forgot what it was but it munchausen is where like you intentionally make someone sick so they depend on you for their care yeah they said this is like digital munchausen it's like you you berate and what's the fuck yeah so she like like psychologically yeah it's like she needed her mom so that so laura come home from school being like oh my gosh the messages were so bad today and then she's like oh come here also you know it's fucking disturbing she is a a sick sick woman and i feel probably an element of like jealousy of the daughter too like for the mom you know just jealous of the daughter just probably not happy in her own life sees the daughter like so pretty sure that the mom was obsessed with owen okay i was wondering was there actual some like weird sexual she wanted
Starting point is 00:49:12 she wanted to break them up like owen was like yeah she's always giving me like a little extra attention you know she's kind of like really into me dude is he a honk he's a good looking small town michigan kid is a jock small town michigan kid is a jock he's an athlete so is so is Lauren it's just did they both like are they both like uh is is Lauren was she able to go on and have a relatively normal life I go to college and so she's only like at the end of this documentary she's like 18 19 years old 18 I think she's still like your senior year of high school she's like ready to go off to school so she seems fairly normal considering um again still wants her mom to be a part of her life which I can mean it's her mom
Starting point is 00:49:55 I can understand that. But good grief, man. It is so fucking twisted. Yeah, as you were saying it, I was thinking it was either his mom or her mom. And in my head, as you're talking, I'm like, what's worse? Right. And I was like, oh, it's definitely worse if it's her own mom. I was talking, I was watching with Chelsea and I was like, I feel like it's the mom.
Starting point is 00:50:16 But then again, because she wants her daughter to be single and like not date. But then again, why would she be a part of this documentary? Like she's like featured throughout the whole show. Yeah, that's weird. I feel like if you, if you have remorse, nah, this may not be fair. But if you have remorse and like you're discussed by what you did and you've sought treatment and like you realize you don't do the documentary.
Starting point is 00:50:39 Yeah. You know what I mean? You're like embarrassed unless they just gave her the bag. I hope they gave Lauren the bag. Yeah. Because like now she's not the kind of thing you want. I don't know why they say where she's at now. I don't know why any of them agreed to do this.
Starting point is 00:50:53 Like why would you want this? out there for the world to see it's humiliating yeah for everyone involved yeah they try she tried that in a small town at one point oh literally owen and Lauren broke up at one point and he started dating someone like a town over and almost immediately the girl he started dating started getting the same messages that Lauren was getting this mom was just obsessed with Owen and didn't okay so yeah it's it got oh that's weird yeah sad man damn I was so disgusted with this woman take some notes randy hey you're disgusting vall cell i don't get into any these situations anyway it's i suggest watching it it's really interesting it's fucked up
Starting point is 00:51:38 these things always have like a crazy reveal yeah so like you're you're as you're watching if it had been me and i'm sure you're like this you're like okay it's not going to be as simple it's like it was her friend of me or like one of her it's going to be like i was thinking in my head maybe was Owen yeah or something but trying to convince her principal of the high school trying to convince her to commit suicide that's so fucked her own daughter her own daughter yeah that that makes a lot sad yeah that's that's really sad is the mom did it say like mom is now in treatment or like mom is in counseling they didn't say anything about about still living the same town seeking mental help at all.
Starting point is 00:52:23 You got to leave town. It showed some of the messages that she like now sends her daughter and it's like overly gushy. Like I love you. I love you. I love you. And it's, you know.
Starting point is 00:52:35 Damn. Fucking twisted. My mom just serves me black rifle coffee. Yeah. She also has a background in, in, uh, IT. Like, she's a tech person. So that's how she like was able to evade the police for so long. Damn.
Starting point is 00:52:51 Yeah. Also lied to her husband about being employed. She would be at home all day and her husband thought she was working from home and she was just lying about it. She was just chilling? For like a full year. I feel like that's kind of the husband. It's like, where's, that she's not getting money coming in? She was in charge of the finances and they were losing everything.
Starting point is 00:53:13 Okay. Yeah. Not great. Not a great situation. Like not only big reveal. Also, we're broke. catfish also they got evicted at one point and he had a storage unit that they couldn't pay for so he lost everything in the storage unit it was a whole thing man damn i ended up on storage wars
Starting point is 00:53:33 oh i'm glad that's funny randy yep that's a 75 dollar bill right there brando damn i love that that's another $30 bill it's a $30 bill brando like no it's not All right, well, let's figure out who our bitch of the week is. I think her. Is it her or is it this Polish CEO? Ah, yes. Dude, fuck this dude. Don't like this guy either.
Starting point is 00:54:02 This guy's a real jerk. This is the person I'm second most disgusted with of the week. This guy. U.S. Open's going on. We've got a Polish tennis player signing autographs, tries to hand a signed hat to a nice little kid. And this grown man rips it out of his hand and stuffs it in a bowl. bag real quick. Man.
Starting point is 00:54:23 While his wife is just... That makes it so much more annoying that she's just got the camera out. Surely she didn't see what happened, right? Because how could she be okay with what he just did? I don't know. Maybe she's a piece of shit like him. So he posted an apology on Facebook.
Starting point is 00:54:37 He's a Facebook guy. There was a fake one going around for the record. There was a fake one going around. Basically was like, this is the CEO mentality. Like, this is how I get ahead in life. Dude, I love... I love now that people are like, this guy is such a piece of shit. it and it wasn't real. There's people still running with it. So he says in connection with the
Starting point is 00:54:54 incident that occurred during the, I can't say that name, match at the U.S. Open, I would like to unequivocally apologize to the young boy, his family, all the fans in the player himself. I take full responsibility. So he does deliver like an actual apology. It's very long. I'm not going to read the whole thing. Polish guy. Polish dude. Randy, you got anything to say? No, no comment. But I think the Polish player did. Yeah, there's like a video here of them It worked out for the kid. Yeah, meeting back up with, like, the kid's family. At the end of this, he says,
Starting point is 00:55:26 please understand, for the sake of my family, I've decided to disable the ability to comment on this post. Go to the beginning of the video? What a shithead, dude. He's got to, he has to himself do something for the kid. The Polish guy? Yes. He's got to find a way to reach this kid.
Starting point is 00:55:43 Like, send him some sausages? He's a, he's a, I'm assuming he has some stonks. He's a CEO. He's got pool. make something happen for this kid I bet you. I don't know. Do they have a lot of pools and polling? I don't know. I'm not saying cinema, you know, 10 grand, but like do
Starting point is 00:55:59 something for this kid and his family. It's a pavement company, right? Oh, so it's not like a big tech no. Yeah. Pavement companies, and they might do well, we don't know. I mean, he's got dope tickets to the U.S. Open, so he's got to be doing something. That's a good, yeah. He should he should at least send him a gift
Starting point is 00:56:19 basket. It's a proggy or something. Yeah, that's a progues. Maybe a tray of Slosky sandwiches or something. Ah. But you didn't think of that one. No. The whole
Starting point is 00:56:31 autograph culture, this is always talked about, but I see it a lot in like sit in golf. It's like, oh, Bryson DeShambeau, sticking around to sign autographs.
Starting point is 00:56:44 And there's always the autograph hunters, the grown men who, like, aren't there with their kids. And it just weirds me. me out so much. I can't imagine me, like, even like if I was going to get one for Rhodes, like I would still feel so weird standing next to a bunch of kids trying to get autographs from like a pro. And it's just me, a 41 year old dude. Like, oh, please. Yeah, it's, it's a weird. It's a weird thing. You should do that to Rook when you go to, uh, yeah, Fenway. Like, not tell
Starting point is 00:57:18 him and then just like show up, just you. Yeah. And you're like, Mr. Rooker. If you're an adult and you catch a foul ball at a game, like protocol is to find the kid nearest to you and give it to him, you know? Yeah. This dude did the exact opposite of what you're supposed to do in the situation. The way he steals it and he's like, aha!
Starting point is 00:57:34 He knows what he did. It's the most cartoonish way to do it. And the way he quickly stuffs it in the, in his wife's bag, knows that, I mean, that proves that he's like, okay, I don't want anybody to see what he just happened. I want to get rid of this evidence as fast as I can. He stuffs it in there. But no, not me. site, like, okay, move on.
Starting point is 00:57:49 Fuck this guy, man. Do your impression in your best Polish accent of him being like, yeah, you're Polish. He's being accused, I'm the tennis police. I know have het.
Starting point is 00:57:58 It's good het. That's Russian, right? I don't know. It's, they're all Eastern European. They all sound the same. How do you say this dude's name? Isn't it Peter, Peter, Sheerich?
Starting point is 00:58:13 Piotr-Sherik. Oh, no, I'm American. I think it's probably Peter. I already told that you. you guys and Peter Cherrick I'll tell you this much he would not try that in a small town
Starting point is 00:58:23 absolutely not probably because they wouldn't be playing the U.S. Open in a small town always played in New York City that's true all right shall we run it back you got anything else
Starting point is 00:58:34 bro I just want an autograph for my side fuck I make it up to you I give you pavement I pave your I pave your walkway that's pretty good
Starting point is 00:58:46 I pave walkway for family. Oh, he's a pavement. That's right. Yes. Yeah, free pavement. Come on. I ship it to you.
Starting point is 00:58:56 Tariffs, though, very expensive. Your hat, give to me. You give to me hot now. I think Randy's more on the nose. Yeah, you're locking in. Ooh, can somebody do the genealogy and see if maybe somewhere down the road, Randy's related to him?
Starting point is 00:59:08 Yeah, that'd be great. Maybe I were born at the same hospital and you just don't know it. All right, you want to run it back? Let's run it back. Of course, that's the segment during what you're talking about. We talked about Randy had the best Taco Bell of his life this weekend. May or may not been a little bit high.
Starting point is 00:59:22 Smoking weed. Compared to the Chewis, it was night and day. Randy has early access to the Taco Bell impanadas. Caramel apple. That's huge. Randy took a hit of a cigar. If Dave were there, however, he would have pulled out his razor, sliced open that cigar and rolled a fat-ass blonde of Primo.
Starting point is 00:59:43 Oh, I laced it. Dave's parents are now a black rifle coffee people, are now black rifle coffee people yeah and finally rainy is hoping for three Purdue wins and that concludes running back oh big announcement tomorrow which is wednesday we got two special guest please wow do you guys know who they are i know who they are but i don't think the folks at home though i have a good idea because you told us dj pie and tc aka tron from no laying up will join us tomorrow just gonna mix it up i don't even know what we're gonna talk about whatever the hell we want probably golf or something little golf little rider cup we got team europe uh we need to discuss
Starting point is 01:00:23 a little bit of that rider cup's coming up in a couple weeks um just talk about life mom oh hell yeah yeah i probably should announce at the beginning of the show a lot of people don't like who don't like running back run it back probably tuned out yeah they can't it's it's just so long that it's so long man i like run it back reminds me of all the crazy stuff Randy did in the show. That's true. Like just make the whole show about him getting high eating impanadas or whatever. Not yet.
Starting point is 01:00:50 Early access. I don't think they're available yet. Drewies is normally fine. I don't understand what happened. It was really bad service. We got the chica-chook-a-chook-boom sauce and they brought us the wrong sauce. And the guy tried telling us that, no, we didn't know what we were talking about. We're like, we know what the chickas, chick-chiboum-s sauces.
Starting point is 01:01:07 It was bad. Shaking my head, man. No respect. All right. See tomorrow. Levin Central with, uh, Tron and DJ, and then also we'll see you this afternoon. We've got exactly five minutes.
Starting point is 01:01:18 Bye-bye. Bye. Thank you.

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