Circling Back - Highway Bird Scooters & Movie Theater Monsters

Episode Date: July 24, 2019

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All right, we're back live in the Early Bird CBD studio in Austin, Texas. My name's Will Freese. To my right, Dave Ruff. My name's Dave Ruff. It's tight. I'm really enjoying this, I guess, late summer cool front we got blown through a couple days ago. I went and let Rosie out this morning. A little chilly.

It was a crisp 93 yesterday outside. Here's the thing, though. While, yes, the temperatures drop like 5, 7 degrees, something like that. Humidity tanks. That's the game changer. Took the words right out of my mouth. I took them out of your mouth. What's the UV level at?

What do they call it? UV rays? UV index? Yeah, what's the UV index at? I don't pay attention to that stuff. I don't know. Why, are you going to go in the pool? It's important.

Yeah, of course I'm going to the pool. Are you serious? Dude, he's a major pool boy. You need to get your arms to match your face because your face is like really dark. Well, part of the reason my face looks different now is because I'm using a very aggressive moisturizer every morning. I'm trying to keep that moisture on lock. This sounds like Dan when he's talking about why his hair is lighter.

No, it has nothing to do with that. Keep the moisture on lock. It's nothing like that. But it's making your face hold the tan maybe? It makes it a little red and darker. It's just in the morning. Okay. It's only in the morning now morning i'm not going to say

the product uh i need we need a sponsorship for that you could say it no i actually don't know how to say it's not a homemade i don't know how to say the word sally gave it to me and it is a little too aggressive so just like your icelandic yogurt dude it's called skewer dude skewer it goes hard i mean hard. Which little letter with the... I don't know. I love their alphabet. It's got to be the U with the umlaut. Their alphabet's tight.

Or whatever it's called. God, I always get nervous talking about stuff like this, because then people... That's when you get DMs. It's like, actually, it's called a this, and it's over this letter. I studied abroad in Norway. It's like, shut up.

Speaking of studying broads, hey, Dylan. We must get a lot of stuff wrong. Damn, Will's coming out fine dude i crushed that because i get a i get a lot of dms like that like correcting me on shit hey guys how you doing my mom called my mom called me yesterday and she was like there's something i wanted to correct you on but i can't remember and i was like well don't don't call me it made me feel bad about myself now i'm questioning everything hey so i i did get one of those dms and it was regarding the uh top gun talk yeah about miles teller playing the piano i got that one too that makes a lot of sense i got it from like 100 people like sorry so you know how we were talking about the um

where the jet speeds up and then it yanks up and goes like straight up yeah yeah okay apparently that is called it is called the wall. So the jet speeding up over the runway, then yanking it up. It's called maximum performance takeoff, informally known as the wall, since they go directly vertical like hitting a wall. And I was like, what's the purpose? Either for show or to take off out of enemy territory with the least chance of getting hit with small arms fire

since they do 0 to 20,000 to 30,000 feet in about two minutes, which is a lot. It's a lot of feet. And think of the thrust required to move something that heavy up just vertically in the air. That's crazy, man. So Tom Cruise is flying the plane. Okay.

I got a DM. Actually, funny enough, I got a DM about this too. They put him. I think we actually, this was a theory we had when we talked about it, but it's a two-seater. Yeah. So there's someone flying it in front of him, and they have the camera in the back seat.

Makes it look like he's the one flying it when he's actually not, which makes a lot of sense. He's up in a jet, though. He's in the jet. He's capable of flying planes. He is, but not that kind of one. Not fighter jets. Not a fighter jet.

Someone told me that there was a guy there to take over, but then I read another thing. I read an actual article, not just like a DM, that said that they would not let him fly fighter jets because he didn't have the military know-how. Which makes a lot of sense. What if? Those are not cheap pieces of equipment.

You think one of those pilots, they get up there, and after he develops a good rapport with TC And those are not, those are not cheap pieces of equipment. You think one of those pilots, like he gets, they get up there and like, you know, after he develops a good rapport with TC, he's like, so, uh, you know, fire a missile.

You have to, you got to let Tom fire a missile. Yeah. Do you think like the, the church of Scientology is just breathing down their necks? Like don't fucking kill him. Don't fuck. They're not worried about that.

He can't be killed. True. They'll just clone his ass. They definitely a clone right they have his they'll clone a 60 year old version of him he looks just same they have his consciousness downloaded yeah like they will put it into another vessel at some point yeah he's never dying maybe a jet the amount of money they have like nothing would surprise me. Man. Just a sketchy group. Do you think they care at all about Travolta at this point? Or are they just like, whatever?

They're like, well, he was pretty good as Robert Shapiro. Is he kind of disaligned? I don't know the term there, but with the Church of Scientology? No, no, no. Do you think they want to protect him at all costs like they do Tom Cruise?ology? No, no. But like, do you think they like

want to protect him at all costs like they do Tom Cruise or do you think that's just like, eh, it's Travolta. Tom Cruise is their guy. Tom's doing more numbers

than John. But Travolta's like tier two. Yeah, well he and Miscavige. No, I think he's tier one. I just, I don't. I'm putting TC alone on tier one.

Okay. All right, actually, if he's, that's fine. Tom Cruise and Miscavige. Actually, we have John Travolta in the studio right now. Oh, my God, Sandy.

Thank you, Tom. Or, sorry. John. John. It happens all the time. No problem. Actually, funny enough, John Travolta also can fly jets.

I know. It's crazy. He flies his family around places and he has a 737 I believe That creeps me out I don't need him doing that Actually he lands I think he lands

His 737 on his own property At his house It's crazy DFM Dude's got a lot of money Turns out Dude Scientology Is just kind of one big frat

Maybe we should join It's just dudes flying planes And like fucking I don't think that's what it is And hazing They're just hazing people They're just checking your tannins they have like they have their own like yacht that's true it's they just have an edm cruise at all

times yeah okay yeah here's a picture of his runway at his house it's it's pretty aggressive this dude's got money travolta yeah yeah yeah it's not surprising. Imagine having a runway so big on your property you can land a 737 on it. Where's his property? I mean, like, I could see myself having that much property at some point, but it's not going to be in a high-value area. You think he's ever flown the Lolita Express?

I don't know what that is. I don't know, Dave. People are going to, this is one of those things where people are going to be like, how did they miss that reference? No, it's not. That's not.

It's the Epstein thing. I kind of, I think it'd be tight to be able to fly a plane. That being said, I don't have the dedication in my life to do it. I have one buddy from college

who has the ability to fly like the twin props, the small planes, and they would fly around Texas. It sounds funny. John Travolta's home, along with his runway and jet, are located in Ocala, Florida.

Ocala, Florida. Hey, Ocala. Can't do it. I suck at that shit. I mean, it's not a good impression. Thank you, David. No i mean oh i mean you're it's it's just a reduction of a oh here's a picture of his uh like his backyard has a swimming pool in the background it just shows his jet which is very large it is a full up just a full-on jet. A commercial airliner. Man. You know what's a ridiculous movie? That's impressive, John.

It's ridiculous that the movie Face Off got made. No, dude, that's tight. Who the fuck came up with that? You know it's a true story, right? Yeah. Shut up. It's a true story. They did it in the late 80s, I think.

Whose face did they take off? It's confidential. I want to take your face off. Bitch. Try it. Try me, bitch. I'm going to put Matty B's face on your face. Oh, hell yeah.

No. Don't say that. Dude, your face is better than Matty B's. Thank you. Me and your daughter. He's been quiet lately, I feel like. Is everything okay in the Matty B world? I think he's studying for the bar feel like is everything okay in the Matty B world I think he's studying

for the bar exam or something yeah dude he's already passed that with flying colors dude's got stupid bars oh damn

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deserves our full attention i'm talking about the bird scooter guy in dallas i thought it was all it was dallas i thought it was here for some reason no that was in the it probably happened here yeah well you have the d on your back dave i'll let you i'll let you explain oh yeah there's just a guy this is in morning his morning commute on a on a lime uh on stemmons so just just like one of the busiest highways in dallas fort worth and um those things apparently go like 17 18 miles an hour tops i got 20 once going downhill okay yeah i think i got close i think i was at like 19.1 the other day it'll go that it'll tell you but yeah we were going i was going downhill as well well that's sick um he uh yeah he's creating quite the controversy. Or controversy. Controversy.

And let's be clear here. He's not just chilling on the shoulder trying to get somewhere. No, no, no. He was in the left lane. He's straight switching lanes. He's in the far left lane. Does he know that doesn't have a blinker? He didn't even try to do the bootleg hand signals that no one ever gets right. I feel like most people fuck him up.

I have no clue. I'm cool if you just put your hand out the window and point to the direction. You don't have to actually. I'm like most people fuck him up. I have no clue. I'm cool if you just put your hand out the window and point to the direction. You don't have to actually go this way, dog. Yeah, the hand signals don't mean anything. Just say I'm going this way or this way. Just put your arms directly out. Yeah, sure. Yeah, we'll get it. The whole bent arm?

Who cares? He definitely navigates about four or five lanes of traffic. He's going to miss his exit. We've all been there. I get nervous about motorcycles. cares he uh he definitely navigates about four or five lanes of traffic to you know he's gonna miss his exit well we've all been there i get nervous about like motorcycles on the highway so to have this kid on the highway it scares me if he just gets touched by a car he's losing control he's you know barrel rolling over two lanes he's gonna get clipped he's dead man can i ask a potentially dumb question yeah legally is he allowed to be on the highway no don't they say that you can be on roads well let me tell you this there's a you have to be on certain roads with a certain speed limit it's like under x amount

i don't know um i feel like the i feel like the legalities around all this like aren't fully established no one no one follows the laws and laws aren't even enforced like you can't ride on sidewalks either but everybody does you can now you can now they change it yep yeah it's you you can ride on sidewalks but it has to be considered under control so like you shouldn't be just hitting full speed while people like pedestrians are around that's when you get in trouble well that's what i do the whole time no dude that's that's shitty nah i only take a bird scooter one place in austin i take it from my apartment to mattsall rancho it's a straight shot. There's an empty sidewalk pretty much the entire way

because no one's walking on that. But if I do encounter somebody and it's a tight area of the sidewalk, I will stop, get off, walk it around them and then keep cruising.

I don't want to make people uncomfortable. No, they better make room for your boy. I'm coming through. When I see a troop of bird scooters coming at me when I'm walking, I get a little like,

okay, which one of these idiots is going to barrel into me right now? But I'm an old man who yells at cloud lately, so I can't really. I think that's a valid concern. I just don't like seeing it come at me. You got to slow down or get off it. Come at me, dog.

No. So in case you guys were wondering, the governor of the great state of Texas, former Duncanville Panther great, Greg Abbott, he chimed in. You know him. He likes to get in on anything that might go vi or might get memed. He's in. That's the unfortunate part about him.

Did you see the Chick-fil-A thing he signed? Yes. Protecting businesses. Yeah, he was kind of getting killed for that. I mean, dude, he's really good at going after non-problems and signing bills that really don't matter. Don't affect anybody? Yeah.

Well, this is one. Maybe. Who knows? Here's his tweet. I'm going to read it. Per Twitter. That's my source. My source is Twitter.

That does it. New line. I believe in less government. New line. But allowing these scooters on crowded interstate highways is bad government and endangers public safety. So it is legal to drive it. New line.

Action is needed. New line, hashtag Texas ledge. See, I think there's a gap in the laws and they allow these idiots on there. I think that's wrong. They didn't think to make that a law because you know and never mind no idiot's gonna get on okay this is classified as a scooter so in texas you must either have a motorcycle endorsement on your driver's license

or a separate scooter license in order to drive a scooter legally in texas all motorized scooters of all sizes must be registered in texas and passed annual inspection so i don't know how this is class if these are classified plus they have to have like license plates and all the the safety features on them and all that so it's it's weird here's the deal um this this is the first time this has like ever happened or at least caught on video he's acting like this is like an epidemic no No one's doing this. Literally no one is doing this. One guy is doing this. They are a nuisance in congested downtown areas. He's going to use this to strong arm these companies.

That's absolutely what he's going to do. This particular case seems to be pretty unprecedented. No one's doing it. Unprecedented, yet hilarious. Yes. And I would love to talk to this guy. Is this dude wearing a helmet? No.

He has headphones on. Helmets are for nerds, Will. That I would love to talk to this guy. Is this dude wearing a helmet? No. He has headphones on. Helmets are for nerds, Will. That's the underrated part of this, is he has very large headphones on. That's very dangerous. He got them on Prime Day. You got to be able to listen for traffic and honks and shit like that. No, he got those noise canceling ones, and he's just fucking listening to Ariana Grande meet me in the middle as he blazes down a Dallas highway.

There's no way he's listening to Ariana. Yeah, he is. I almost copped those on Prime Day. I'm kind of jealous he did. He's probably listening to Danger Zone. Top Gun. Oh, it's a Top Gun. That's a good callback to last Monday's episode.

Why don't we talk about it just now? That's what they do. Actually, you know the scene in Top Gun where he's racing his motorcycle and he's trying to race the plane? They're doing that one, but Tom Cruise is just on a bird. He's not keeping up because they'll go very fast.

This guy, man. I bet we could get Greg Abbott on this podcast. I don't want him. He's in Austin. I've got the Duncanville connection. Let's just walk into his office. Demand his time? Mm-hmm.

Like, hey, just go live. Greg, we're live. Hey, Greg. Just add him right now. Ask him if he wants to come on the pod and talk about birds. I like the idea that he has to come on the pod and listen to talk about birds. I like the idea that he has to be like,

I believe in less government, but these fucking scooters, man. These scooters on the highway, this is too far. Come on, dude. It's natural selection. Let these fucking idiots go on the highway. You are like many people who responded to this tweet because a lot of people said

we should just let Darwin figure it out. Now, because I because i mean in theory i kind of agree with that mentality but in in practice you have to think that having a bunch of people's heads smeared all over the highway because of bird scooters isn't the best way to work this this thing out i don't we don't need to see bodies this is going to be like the ice cream lick person where they there's going to be a manhunt to hunt down this guy and they're going to make an the ice cream lick person where they there's going to be a man hunt to hunt down this guy and they're going to make an example is there any news on her they arrest her no i know but i any updates it's been like two weeks now oh i don't know she got arrested yeah good they were gonna fuck her up they wanted they wanted to try her as an

adult how old she's a kid she's under 18 is. Oh, I didn't know that. There's been multiple, but the original, the OG ice cream liquor. You deserve to get in trouble. You deserve to get in trouble for that. What a trash move that is. Yeah, she should get probation. I don't think she should do jail time.

No, no, no. But she should get a fine. I think you should get less punishment if your offense was memeable. Yeah, that's true. Yeah, how viral did it go? Her fine should be associated with how many retweets it got. There's a formula here we need to create.

Yeah, for every 10,000 RTs, or for every 10,000 I'll give it likes, then that's six months off a sentence. She should be cleaning up the dead bodies from bird scooters on the highway. Damn. That's dark, man. Damn. That would actually not be a terrible

public service. Maybe not the dead bodies, because I don't know if there are many, but the actual birds that are just laying around. Oh. Yeah, but then you're just giving free labor to these companies that are kind of just littering all over the cities. These corporations, man.

They already own us with the tax cuts, man. So I'm free. I don't know who the bird charger is in my area, but he just lines them up perfectly in front of our apartment every single night. Every morning, I'm always so impressed. In front of my place yes it's insane it's incredible there's like 20 of them that are just in perfect pride and like displaying them like it's a showroom or something funny it's tight it's tight i rode on the other day and somebody had clearly crashed

it and i didn't realize until i got on it but the handlebar was totally like to the side made it really hard to drive. Oh, that's easy, man. Your alignment's just a little bit off. You can bring it in. We'll fix it up for you. I thought about getting off and trying to jimmy it myself. Apparently, those scooters have a pretty short lifespan.

Makes sense. They're really shittily big. Probably because they're cheap fucking scooters. Yeah. But they'll go. 17 miles an hour. Do you still do it as much as you used to, Dylan? You were the scooter boy.

Well, since I moved to where I am now it's not really a bird it's not a bird hot zone you know what you live like kind of on you live on a service road

next to like a major overpass why don't you ever just hop on 290 on one that's a good point Dave I hadn't thought about that yet maybe I will I could technically

take one to the studio and it wouldn't be that bad of a drive it'd actually be kind of fun can it make it up the hills nah I don't know they're not very hill friendly Maybe I will. I could technically take one to the studio, and it wouldn't be that bad of a drive. It'd actually be kind of fun. Can it make it up the hills? No.

I don't know. They're not very hill-friendly, unless you're going down them. Right, man. That's always how it goes. But no, they don't do well up hills. Yeah, that's the concern, because there's a couple hills that would be troublesome. Yeah.

Oh, yeah. Would be fun, though. You could probably take it and well never mind what what it was gonna be really stupid comment there's a problem though great joke dude so people joke people love bitching about joke like the the scooters being a nuisance and stuff and like i think they're right but south congress at night if you're like walk trying to walk it there's scooters like all like just lying down on the ground.

Like people just drop them. Like I almost ate shit on one just walking. Granted, I was hammered, but it shouldn't have been there. Shouldn't have been standing there. People were reckless. I don't wear a helmet when I ride them. I probably should. That's bad boy shit.

That being said, like there's nothing that infuriates me more than driving and seeing dudes in Texas that don't wear helmets on their motorcycle. Really? It did. It's like the, for some reason it just sets me off. It's just so dumb.

It's so dumb. I can't believe it's even legal. Is it? I think so. To what? Not wear a helmet. Yeah. I think in Texas it's legal. I it i think so to what not wear a helmet yeah i think in texas it's legal i'm looking it up i thought you did have to have one i feel like i see like so many dudes here's the thing what anybody who buys a motorcycle already has like that the weird

wiring in their brain where like the frontal lobe they have no fear so they don't give up it's just don't give a fuck they engage in don't give a fuck. They engage in risky activity. I saw a couple the other day, both of them, just helmetless, just cruising down the hike. I guess it wasn't a highway that we were on, but I mean, it was a road where you can go 65. There's a way to get like a badass looking helmet too. Okay. I'll just wear a hockey helmet. If you're over 21, I don't know.

A Jofa? If you're over 21, you don't have to wear a helmet. Yeah. That's crazy. In Texas, that is. In Texas. It's state by state, I wear a helmet. Yeah. That's crazy. In Texas, that is. In Texas. It's state by state, I believe.

Wow. That's insanity. It is insanity. Motorcycles have to be one of the more dangerous things you could possibly put yourself on. Hey, man, you know they hurt more people than they help. Just like seatbelts. Don't do that. We've talked about this.

I feel like we've all known the guy the idiots that are like actually I have a friend whose life was saved because they weren't wearing a seatbelt shut up they said if he would have had a seatbelt on his head it would have just fucking flown off yeah big seatbelt is just duping us that's the one thing that the big car loves more than anything

regulations and having to put more shit inside their cars. Yeah. Yeah. God. Come on. Come on, man. Do motorcycles have seatbelts?

Nah, fam. Why? Do they have the thing, like a jet ski, where you clip it to your jacket? So it turns off when you fall off? So it doesn't just keep driving without it? you ever have a buddy who goes to the lake and forgets to do that next thing you know the jet ski's just going around in circles at me after it gets done i didn't forget to do it i was just being a bad boy and my buddy and i were riding a jet ski and it just started it surrounded us it we i was doing one of those big turns where you

just start going in i know a hardcore circle and uh we fell off and just started circling us and i knew i had one opportunity to get back on that thing so i swam near where its path was grabbed the side and i didn't realize how difficult it would be to pull myself up onto something moving that quickly but i somehow did it did you like james bond it was this it was one of the it was one of the not i don't want to say scary because like we would have just had to swim in which wouldn't have been that far. But it was intimidating. Because I'm not that strong,

so I knew I had one opportunity to pull myself up before I was zapped. I did it, though. I'm a bad boy. I picked up my buddy, and I saved his damn life. Not really. Did you all have life jackets on? You got a clip in that safety cord. Yeah, you got to do a life jacket. then you were you were fine no yeah we were fine but it's just like i

mean when something's going in circles around you at like 30 miles an hour it's a little intimidating 30 how fast was it going i don't know 30 no 30 is fast 30 on the water is 30 that'd be scary as fuck yeah you're not getting in front when you turn you can pull like a bull you can hold the thing down as hard as you can yeah and you're not getting in front of it. When you turn, you can hold the thing down as hard as you can. Yeah. And you're not going to go the top speed that you can go. But that's what I was doing. You know the thing about those?

Remember when you're... I haven't been on one in a while, but you try to go behind a boat and catch the weight and catch some air, and you'll catch that one. You feel like, oh, dude, I was like four feet off the water. And your body's like, eh, you're like a foot off the water. Like eight inches. You actually didn't get that much air.

And then once you land, hit like another one it just feels like shit yeah jet skis are tight slap your balls you ever done a real jet ski the stand-up kind no no i haven't either do they even make those anymore i think so they're the ones that can nosedive in under the water and pop back up oh yeah did you guys play uh wave race oh yeah fuck yeah i'm sure you did dude i did i'm. I'm just kidding. Dylan, dude, stop agreeing. Just say you didn't play it. I did do some childhood shit, y'all. Wave Race was like...

When N64 first dropped, Wave Race was my favorite game by far. I liked it more than Blitz. I liked that. I believe Echo the Dolphin might have been Sega. That was Sega. But I enjoyed Echo the Dolphin as well. I had a dude down the street who had it. You know how cool it would be? Sega was such trash. I didn't have it, dude. A kid down the street. They well. I had a dude down the street had it. You know how cool it would be?

Sega was such trash. I didn't have it, dude. A kid down the street. They had some good games. Yeah, my neighbor had it. Shouts to Nate. They had Sonic and that was it. Dude, shut up, man.

You probably had GameCube, you bitch. I had all the Nintendos, man. Did you have a Dreamcast, you fucking loser? No. Dreamcast was pre-advanced. I don't even know what Dreamcast is. Cool. That doesn't shock me.

I'm not trying to sound cool. I'm just giving you facts. Did you know they... You probably had... I'm just looking this up now. They had a Nintendo GameCube version of Wave Race called Blue Storm. I bet you had that.

I don't think so. You had the fucking fake-ass version. Oh, come on, man. What's on not real shit. You had to like explain to all your friends like why Dreamcast was actually cool

in GameCube. You're like, no, dude, these are actually superior consoles. Are these like, are these recent gaming consoles?

Recent? No. Oh. Yeah, like I just don't, I just don't know. So. No. Okay.

Come on, dude. Have a childhood one time for me I've been a child in a long ass time don't forget that do you remember the do you remember the part where you could ride the dolphin I don't know if it was

I don't know if it was a code or like a place where you got in the game but you could ride a dolphin at one point I know there were certain ramps that you could hit that would take you

like through a shortcut through the map through the map, through the race. But you had to hit it perfect, otherwise it fucked you up. Like the island in Mario Kart? Exactly like that. Where you hit the jump to go through the tunnel, but if you didn't get through the tunnel, you were screwed. Exactly like that. I did get good enough where I could hit the tunnel

every time, but I could do it without any help either. We're not here to flex. So shout out to Governor Abbott. Bird scooter guy in Dallas. Dude. Is he alive? Yes.

Did he get in trouble? Like I said, I think they're going to have, they're going to probably hire the Texas Rangers to go find him. He probably just birded on to his destination and never thought twice about it. It's kind of confusing having Texas Rangers probably didn't get caught to go find him he probably just birded on to his destination

and never thought twice about it it's kind of confusing having like Texas Rangers and the Texas Rangers when we were in Fredericksburg last

weekend or two weekends ago we were driving by something and it was like the Texas Rangers National Museum or something like that and I was like

I was like oh tight I wonder if they have like Elvis Andrews like bust in there and shit and then no not it it is confusing

I think that's what the I think that's why they were named that's what named the pro team yeah we didn't pull over to go there there's a pretty sick World War II museum

in Fredericksburg right behind the main street or like right off of it that I've never been in in because it's always closed when I'm there probably because I'm there

on the weekend. But if you're ever there, check it out during the week. Wow. Saturdays are for the world, not for the World War. Two museums. The old Battle of Fredericksburg. I remember that one. World War II.

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Just make sure you have roback.com. CB20 for 20% off. I've got an update on the National Museum of the Pacific War. The reason it's in Fredericksburg, that's where Nimitz was from. That's his hometown. Fleet Commander Chester W. Nimitz. I know that there's a major German vibe in that town, obviously. Major?

I don't think there's anything to do with it, but there is definitely a German vibe down there. Oh, very much so. It's just a Nim Nim. The name is Fredericksburg. We called, there was a high school, Irving Nimitz. Everybody called it the nim-nim, or they called it that. I don't know.

I had a couple friends there, but Nimitz was from Fredericksburg. No one's calling their kids Chester anymore. Chester's a great name. Who knew that? No one. Nobody. Interesting. Fredericksburg's a tight little town.

I haven't been in a minute. I need to go. I used to go often and then moved here close to it. And now we never go. They got good. They got the wine tours. We did a wine and cheese tasting. Oh, yeah.

It's a great place for like a low key bachelorette party. Have you guys seen Friends from College on Netflix? No. Yeah. They do a there's an episode where they do like wine tasting and it just gets everyone just gets hammered and out of control but it's like it's absurd but at the same time it's like the most realistic portrayal of people our age and how they get drunk these days it's like yeah we're more likely to go get hammered at a wine tasting than we are to like i don't know i don't really go to

bars during the day anymore it's way too hot right now i don't really go to bars unless it's football season it's really hard for me to muster up the strength to go to a bar and start drinking early. Is it sad that we're kind of past the bar scene a little bit? It's a little sad. Maybe you are. Yeah, you're still going to house parties. Yeah, I guess you went to a bar last weekend.

Damn, dude. Hotel bars only. Yeah, see, that's the difference. Dave went to a bar, yes, but it was a hotel bar. True. Catch me at the JW Marriott. Just chilling. Just eating apps.

Just drinking $18 martinis. I love hotel bars. Yeah, they're the best. Well, especially when you're staying at that hotel. Yeah, they're the best. Yeah. If a hotel is a good hotel bar, then you can wind your nuts. It's awesome being in a different city and being like,

hey, okay, it's late and I want to still be up, but I don't want to be far from where I'm going to pass out. Let's go to the hotel bar. Just take an elevator upstairs. Get some strong drinks and go. 30 paces and boom, you're at your room. Also, it's a great pregame spot. Yeah.

If you're waiting for somebody else in their other room to get finished getting ready, Dylan, you can just go down to the bar and just like... Oh, yeah. That's not me. You take so long, dude. That's not true. Stop doing that.

I'm quick, dog. You just take forever. I take long showers. Do you? Yeah. Aren't you in there 10 minutes? Didn't you say 10 once? I'm a 10 guy.

That's a long time. It's too long. I know. I'm five or less. I 10 guy. That's a long time. It's too long. I know. I'm five or less. I get it. That's fair. Speaking of showers, should we parlay that into the steam room real quick?

It's been a minute since we steamed. Fuck. There it is. There it is. Get that ass over here, Dave. Okay. That was an aggressive popping. I'm just sitting here minding my own business, trying to enjoy the effects of the steam room.

All right, I'm now sitting down. I'm going to give you a titty twister. Say goodbye to your nipple. No, you're not going to do that. I saw a legit towel whip in the gym yesterday, and I was like, hell yeah, dude. Did you celebrate? I gave a fist bump from across the way. Oh, saw a legit towel whip in the gym yesterday, and I was like, hell yeah, dude. Did you like celebrate? I gave him like a fist bump from across the way.

Oh, really? Somebody did it in the gym? You know that really, he's huge. He looks like he's probably in college, but he's huge. He's got a squad there all the time. It's like he plays like a defensive end or something. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. White guy?

Yeah. Yeah, I know, exactly. He whipped his little runt friend. I was like, come on, man. That's tight tight he's just bullying the shit out of him right in front of everybody yeah that guy's huge yeah it was funny you pro bully uh when it's funny yeah only when it goes meme if it goes meme or micro then i'm it's fine yeah yeah if you're doing it for the sake of going micro you're good what are we steaming on today dave you got one i think we all might have a little steam uh is dave steaming you said you

said you were you which part the theater oh i wasn't really steaming on the guy just you said you were i can well we can do it here it's it's worthy of talking about let's turn the steam down just a little bit and we'll see where we get. Because I'm not mad at the guy. If we want to turn it up. I'm already in my towel. If we want to turn it up more we can. But let's just keep it at a cool little buzz. Yeah, I didn't mean to characterize it like that. I'm not mad

at this guy. I'm not steamed. I'm just at a loss. Sometimes being at a loss is the same frustration level. it's just a different feeling sure well i went to a movie last night alamo draft house you're a big movie guy lately really this is the most i've gone in like a two-month period ever so we went and saw they were they were showing when harry met sally the uh vintage classic rom-com. Some might say, as Will said earlier, the trademark rom-com.

Billy Crystal, Meg Ryan. Yeah. Great movie. It was my first time actually seeing it all the way through. And I have to say, I'm very impressed. The dialogue, the writing, it's very smart. It's very good. There's a lot of improv in it from Billy Crystal.

That's fine. Everybody knows it's a classic. It's got iconic scenes. Is's a lot of improv in it from Billy Crystal. That's fine. Everybody knows it's a classic. It's got iconic scenes. Is there a lot of improv? If you believe what the hostess told us before, that he ad-libbed quite a bit. The pecan pie scene is apparently entirely ad-libbed. I feel like...

Which felt unnecessary. I listened to the Rewatchables podcast on the ringer when we were on a road trip recently. I listened to that one, and they didn't mention any improv, and I feel like that would be something that they would have really pimped. I don't trust the girl that was talking into the microphone in your movie. She said she was a super fan. Whatever.

It seemed unnecessary to have a host for just showing the movie. You could just hit play. And then also when the movie was over, she came in and got on the mic and thanked everybody. And it's like, you know, I just kind of want to be on. And we didn't want to be the jerks who were walking out in the middle of her. Yeah, like you didn't write the script here. Yeah, you just enjoy the movie like everyone else.

Yeah, that's why we're, yeah, you just work here. Yeah. But whatever. You know, these Alamoamo these new cinemas they they offer you a full menu full bar they got the reclining seats that whole deal it's the new heat the guy next to me guy next to me was at this wife and i have to say he put back he put back more food and drink than anyone I've ever seen at one of these things.

Multiple food orders, too. Like big entrees or snacky type stuff? I think one was an entree, one was like a snack. This is just for him. And I know because they were placed on his table because he was sitting right next to me. And they're kind of close together. I think he put back two lone star tall boys and two mixed

drinks didn't get up to pee once this isn't a fuck this is 110 minute movie and this dude put all that back and what night of the week was this this is last night this is tuesday okay on a tuesday night i've never seen anybody go that hard but my my theory is like i'm kind of anti-eating during if it's a dramatic movie or movie that's new i don't think i don't want to eat okay i want to pay attention to the movie and i don't like the distraction so if somebody near me is eating and they're like lean forward to eat like their hamburger and they're kind of in my line of sight i don't like that it kind of bothers me i know maybe then i shouldn't go to alamo draft house but that's that's a fair credit it's better than the alternative

I'm not going to go to a regular movie theater anymore I don't know I still fuck heavy with Westgate now me too it's partially because of that I don't consider that

a regular movie theater it depends oh okay they've got like the at least the better seats now yeah but I feel like that's where movie theaters are going now

I feel like that's the standard yeah I don't know it just depends where you are. If you're in a small town or I don't know. Yeah. But like, yeah, if I'm going to like a serious movie, I'd rather be at like a Westgate where there's no waiters walking around.

If I'm at a comedy, then yeah, fine. That's fair. I don't like people walking around. I agree with that. But yeah, going to these news eaters with all the services, I don't need to do that anymore if it's like a serious film. Well, I'm always team get there. If I'm going to eat, get there early,

order it immediately, and maybe have it done by the trailers. Yeah. Something like that. I don't know. Eating in the dark too is weird. That's what stresses me out about it, and it stresses me out seeing other people do it

because I feel like I get worried that people are going to get a burger which they have i actually got a burger there one time i was i was there for lunch and i was starving but the entire time i was worried about mustard falling onto my lap when i was eating yeah sure you just never know and then if it does fall on your lap you don't realize nothing you can do until you the lights come on in the movie and then by that time like your pants are done. So I just wanted to give a shout-out to that dude. Coincidentally, my Steam, yes, I have a Steam as well,

also takes place in a movie theater. Let's see. On Sunday, the homie and I went to go see The Lion King. Yes, it is a kid's movie. You expect kids to be there. Totally cool with kids being at the movie theater. Were you upset that it was a musical? No.

I was very familiar with The Lion King, Dave. Thank you. It's a callback. I just gave you some steam. Thank you. Wow, thank you. It feels great in here. I'm just getting a little damp in here.

I got you, dog. Anyway, my issue is with parents who take their kids to theaters before they're ready to be in that kind of environment. Expose them. And when they do start to act up, they don't take care of the situation. Yes, Lion King children's movie, there were a ton of kids there. Cool. Park's sitting next to me, and he is very well behaved.

He's getting a little bit older. He's four, but I talked to him about this stuff. I said, look, when the lights go down low, if you have to talk to me, you have to whisper,

be real quiet, you got to sit still, and he behaves really well. There were kids in there just talking full volume over the movie. There's one little shit. He threw an absolute fit, and the parent tried to calm him down There's one little shit. He threw an absolute fit.

And the parent tried to calm him down for like three or four minutes probably. Couldn't do it. And so they were going to exit the theater, which is the right move. Probably should have eject sooner, but okay. It's like at church. Yeah. If your kid starts crying at church, you got to grab it. You got to go. So this little kid who's throwing an absolute fit,

and they're walking down the aisle, the walkway, to get across the whole room. And instead of picking the child up, she's trying to talk to the kid. Like, come on. Come on. Let's go. He wasn't having it. He was holding on to the rails, like throwing a fit.

I was like, lady. Is he like Stretch Armstrong? Pick his ass up, throw him over your shoulder, and get out of the theater. Take care of it outside. We don't want to deal with this shit. Yeah. If your kid's not ready for that kind of environment, don't go to the movies. And if they do act up, eject.

Get out of there and take care of it in quiet outside. We don't want to deal with that. Does that weigh on you? Like bringing a kid to a does that weigh on you it's like bringing a kid to a movie what do you mean like do you ever worry that the homie's just gonna like all of a sudden get in a bad mood and be like i want the fuck out of here no what about like did you ever take him to like baseball games or anything like that yeah but if he does like he's we've we've been to movie theater before and he'll try to be like i want to go i'm tired of being here and we

just we'll just go yeah look. Look, I'm lucky. I know I sound like every parent out there, but the homie is extremely well-behaved. He really, really is. I'm sure he is. You all know. He's a great kid. But there was a moment he started talking to me in a normal voice,

and I was like, dude, uh-uh. Can't do that. Got to whisper. And he did. The rest of the movie, he was quiet as hell. It was great. You are a little bit mistaken my friend you think you know him but

last week we were at CC's and get back from the men's room and he had definitely unscrewed the cap on the red crushed pepper and that shit poured all over my pizza he's such a little prankster and he had his phone out recording it and he sent it to his boys I saw on his snapchat story later that night

that he had done the trick where you turn the glass over and put the tip in in there really i thought that was so fucked up i told him i was like hey man what are you doing i didn't even know he did that a little punk man yeah he's getting to that age you know four is usually age tom foolery from that kid shenanigans i had a guy i forget what movie we were seeing but i had a guy i think it was the incredibles 2 and the theater was not full by any means and at these all these new theaters that we're talking about they have reserved seats the dude comes and sits right next to me which is his seat and i was like okay you're right next to me that's fine that's your reserved seat but once the movie starts and it's clear that alma doesn't let people in if you're late yeah they're pretty clear they're pretty clear about that yeah once the movie starts you know that you could scoot over one it's not gonna be a big deal

nope it was just me with sally on one side and this dude on the other nice and he's just drinking like bottomless coke for like the entire movie, dude. And then about 20 minutes into the movie, I got a whiff of something, and he had slight BO. Okay. And I was just like, damn it. Like, this is just so annoying. Like, just scoot over three seats. We have an entire row to ourselves.

When he went in, you can see where people are sitting. He was like, oh, there's two people right here. I'm going to get this seat right next to them. Yeah. I was like, fuck, there's two people right here. I'm going to get this seat right next to them. Yeah. It's like, fuck off, dude. That's uncomfortable. How do you feel about the Solo movie? I'm fine with it.

I've done it. Intern Klein did it last night. I think it's great. Yeah, he did it last night. He was shocked that he was getting weird looks going to the Lion King by himself. I don't...

Dude, I don't think he was getting weird looks. Yeah, I know. I think that's the kind of thing where you like... Self-fulfilling prophecy, I don't think he was getting weird looks. Yeah, I know. I think that's the kind of thing where you like, you think you're getting weird looks, but you're not actually. So like when you're hungover at the grocery store, like Saturday morning,

you're like, oh, everybody's fucking looking at me. How many people do you actually look at in those situations? It depends on what their vibe is. If they put off a pedo vibe, which Klein doesn't. He definitely does not. He'll be happy to hear that. Confirmed non-pedo. on what their vibe is. If they put off a pedo vibe, which Klein doesn't. He definitely does not. He'll be happy to hear that.

Confirmed non-pedo. He just looks like a chill bro dude going to watch The Lion King by himself on Monday night. Well, Dick, I'm considering going to see The Lion King solo in 3D because Sally can't go in 3D. That's hilarious.

Someone needs to find what's showing because I want a photo of you smirking at the screen with the glasses on. I forgot she can only see two dimensions. Yeah, she can only see two dimensions.

Yeah, it's too bad. It's so annoying. Someone brought a baby to the Lion King too. A baby. No. The kid doesn't even know what's going on

on the screen. I feel like when I have kids I'm just going to end up like not leaving the house for a while. It's tight when they start to get older, I'll tell you that.

Yeah, but I feel like for the first like, I don't even, I don't know how kids get before you can do shit with them. But I feel like for like three years like i'm just gonna be sitting in my house like having the grocery services get my groceries and shit just

because i don't want to deal with it i don't want to have kids in public sally's nieces are like you learn how to handle they're great but i'm like man i don't want to go in public with you because i don't something you could fly off the handle i don't know what's going on they're nice girls but like there are still kids and i don't know what's going on. They're nice girls, but there are still kids and I don't know what's going to happen. Look, a lot of kids are just total brats, man. It's just the reality of it. Yeah. Dude got lucky. I think I'm going to fuck up that door

of the Explorer movie, though. You guys seen the trailers for this shit? No. It looks loco. Speaking of the Lion King, did you guys read this article? It's a think piece. It's called Scar Should Be Gayer in the New Lion King did you guys read this article it's a think piece it's called Scar Should Be Gayer in the new Lion King

I did see this actually I didn't read it though what does it say yeah what's the gist of this the gist is Scar Should Be Gayer right but why why

are they insinuating that he was gay in the first one apparently that's a thing he kind of did I don't know they're saying there's

is it because he's not hooking up with anybody he just had this he had this s. I don't know. They're saying there's... Is it because he's not hooking up with anybody? He just had this sassy swankiness to him. No, they're saying that that was intentional. He's just a mean gay uncle? He's a gunkle.

Everybody has that one mean gay uncle who kills your father. To take over the crown. Yeah. So, counterpoint, the new scar is not gay. And that's okay. Yeah. So counterpoint, the new scar is not gay and that's okay.

That's from Out Magazine, which I believe is a publication buying for... It would seem to be the authority on this kind of thing. LGBTQ. How nervous are you right now? Well, they added a letter

at some point into that. They added the Q? That was the Q. That was the Q. Which I always thought the Q for queer was like a derogatory term. No. Maybe it's empowering. I mean, I think the way you probably said it

in like high school was derogatory. We're not doing that. Not doing that. The way that people threw it around back in the day, yeah, that was derogatory. But I don't think it's like actually derogatory. Okay. Some moviegoers weren't too pleased with the film.

They flocked to the theaters to see the gays trademark. That's funny. Are mad that scar voiced by a name that I'm not going to pronounce isn't gay. Isn't as gay as they remembered from the animated 1994 musical. Okay. And then this is like a think piece on out.com where it's like, yeah, that doesn't matter. Think what? Peace.

Hey, like peace frogs. Remember the peace frogs? thinkpeaceonout.com where it's like, eh, that doesn't matter. Think what? Peace. Hey. Like Peace Frogs. Remember the Peace Frogs? Should we do a Peace Frogs? Let's do a Peace Frog shirt. I had no idea Scar was gay, man. You know, I didn't either.

Probably because I was very young. I didn't pick up on that stuff. I thought Jafar was. No, there's people who say that too, but in the remake, he's, I don't think he, he doesn't put off any vibes.

But Jafar also wanted Princess Jasmine, but he might have just wanted the power, and that was how he got the power, so he could have still been gay. I don't know. Yeah, man, who knows? Now that I'm thinking about it, there's hella gay Disney characters. I'm here for it. Who else? You've got to think Sebastian might have been. Why are they all villains no sebastian was tight wow dave sebastian which

one's sebastian he was the little uh a little crab in little mermaid you think that was a little gay crab i don't know okay he could have been we'll never know what about in uh beauty and the beast we'll never know. What about in Beauty and the Beast? Wasn't Gaston's like, didn't he have that admiring guy? He's like right-hand man that was always like singing songs, like praising him.

Yeah. Wasn't there some innuendo there? I don't know enough. I don't know enough about Gaston. I feel like even the Gaston song, I can't recall that at all. It came out of the car when Sally and I were raging

some Disney hits recently, and I had no recollection of that song at all no one else is doing gay disney character talk no it's just us my google search now includes is scar gay and the lion king oh man gaston is honestly the animated scars lokiya snack got very beautiful eyes wow the scar in the current lion king man he's been kind of mangy he has some rough miles on him yeah he's got scars on him his ears are like chewed up and he's in rough shape man is it weird if i go to the 3d version of this movie at the same time that Sally goes to the 2D one?

It's a little weird. Like we just separate and it's like, all right, I'll see you when we get out. Well, she can't see that third dimension, so it's pointless for her to go in there. It kind of makes sense. It's a waste of money. Why?

Because she's paying for an extra dimension she's never going to see. No, she goes to the other theater that's showing it in 2D. Hey, I got a question. Do you pay for two-thirds of the ticket? 3D movies cost more? Yes.

Yeah. Okay. Because you have to fund the classes. How is the 3D technology these days? It's been a while. Why doesn't the government just provide us with 3D glasses? I think citizens should be... I don't like movies in 3D.

There's a human right, a fundamental human right to the third dimension. When given the option, I'd just go 2D. That doesn't surprise anybody. Don't make this a dirty joke. I'm not. I'm just saying, you live like a 2D life. I don't think that's accurate.

I don't think that's accurate at all. Has a homie ever been to a 3D movie? I don't think so. Actually, I was talking about that with his mom the other day, if he would enjoy, or maybe he's just freaked out by the whole situation. She took him to The Lion King 2.

He saw it twice. What? He's a bad boy. Was he nudging him? Like, okay, this is the part where we're still off the dog. When I took him, it was the second time seeing it, so he was like, dude, wait until Timon and Pumbaa are on screen. They're so funny.

He's not wrong. They were probably the best part of the movie, right? screen. They're so funny. He's not wrong. They were probably the best part of the movie, right? Seth Rogen was really funny. Was adult Nala hot? Yeah. Hot big cat. She could get it. Yeah.

She could fight too. Fawcett though. What a stud. R.I.P. though. He's certified dead. He's big dead. Well, he though. What a stud. RIP though. Yeah, he's certified dead. He go. He's big dead. Well, he's,

he's in the stars still looking over us. True. Yeah, that was interesting. Um, that's all I have to say about that. Okay. Let's talk about Fulton and Rourke. Please please i got something to say about them what a two-in-one

body wash goes so this morning this is really random uh and i swear this is this is genuine this morning i was using the two-in-one body wash and i was breathing out of my mouth because i'm a certified mouth boy oh why did i say that you know uh and so i was like well you need to start breathing through your nose more in the shower so you can smell this 2-in-1 body wash more. And so I put the Luva to my face, and I was like, yeah, this smells good. No one's doing that.

I did that this morning, I swear to God. But they got everything. My favorite products are the 2-in-1 body wash and then Hat Tip Micah. I have been using the face wipes, not just for aftershave. Hat Tip Volt and Roar. Don't Hat Tip Micah. I have been using the face wipes, not just for aftershave. Hat tip Volteror. Don't hat tip Micah.

Micah, no, he's the one who originally turned me on to doing it, not just after shaving. I'm sick of you guys sleeping on the face wash, though. I don't know if you use it, but if you don't, you're really missing out. I've heard good things. I just don't wash my face. It's not something I do. Well, that's weird.

You need to fix that. No, I know people like that. I hate those people. I do wash my face. I'm heard good things. I just don't wash my face. That's not something I do. Well, that's weird. You need to fix that. No, I know people like that. I hate those people. I do wash my face. I'm an oily boy. You know what I'm saying? The olive skin. I'm grimy. I've never had issues. And so I wash my face regularly and the stuff is just great.

It really, really is. Also the wax-based cologne, they got that too. You've heard us talk about that. I take the face moisturizer to the gym, Dave. After I shower, boom. I bring the two-in-one. It's perfect for my gym bag. It's got a little SPF in it.

That's important. Because the UV index will. It's hitting right now. Maybe you should look into that, Will. If you're out there, you should be using SPF every day. You should. Hell yeah. If you're a dude and you want to look younger, SPF.

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waterfalling or snowballing. Waterfalling? Waterfalling is a different thing. Don't go chasing them, though. Waterfall. What was a waterfall in drinking games? Is that when you all drink at the same time and then each person has to put it down? One person chugs and the next person chugs.

Oh, no. If you're on the end, you have to wait for everyone to finish. Yeah, it's dominoes, essentially. That was kind of fun. It's like a drinking version of Wet Biscuit. A game Dylan's trying against a play. No,

I never played Wet Biscuit. We are, it reads over by the way. We're 100% playing drinking games on my bachelor party. Okay, bitch. Okay.

I love them. What's your favorite? Sticks. Sticks? Tell me sticks. With the ski poles. I'm sorry. Throwing the frisbee.

I've never played that game. We call that beer frizz. All the time. Yeah, you get two ski poles, put'm sorry. Throwing the frisbee. I've never played that game. We call that beer frizz. All the time. Yeah, you get two ski poles, put them far apart, put a beer on top of it, try to hit with the frisbee, try to catch the beer when it falls down. It's the best. It's such a good game. I can tell you. I suck at throwing a frisbee, man, but I'll play.

I just throw as hard as I possibly can. The only game I won't play is beer pong. Why? I just don't. I'll'll play it it's just my least favorite actually we played it at a bachelor bachelor party recently and it was really fun it was a really good game to just pass the time while certain people were like getting i mean we were 14 dudes staying in a house with like two bathrooms and so getting ready to go to dinner i was like all right let's instead of just sitting here let's go play some beer pong we played a little

it kind of brought back the old feeling. What feeling was that? It's this feeling I can't stop. It's deep inside my bones. Yeah. I thought that might be it. Should we do this weekend in fun? I'll play some drinking games, though. We should do this weekend in fun, yes.

What's the game with the cards and you stack them? And then if it falls, is that presidents and assholes are you thinking of the one where the cards are around the beer and then you put them in the top of the beer and then once you crack it the person that cracks the beer has to chug it absolutely that's the one i'm thinking what it's called oh man it's been a minute since i played these i think that's king's cup that is king's cup oh that's not Kings Cup. Oh, that's not Kings Cup. Are you sure? No.

Not. There is nothing douchier than people complaining about the different rules of, like, oh, no, we play like this. It's like, well, just establish a middle ground, guys. Man, no, your elbow's over the line, man. No, I think that's how we played Kings Cup. I'm looking at the rules now. I know I've played Kings Cup, so that would make sense.

Yeah, I think we did that with that. Dylan, that game that you tried to get me to play that one time, you were like, okay, we just need two girls and one cup. I was like, dude, I don't think I'm playing that game. I don't think I played that game with you, Dave. Well, you were trying to, yeah, because I'd bailed. Stop. Let's do this weekend in fun. As always, it's presented to you by, because I bailed. Stop. Let's do This Weekend in Fun.

As always, it's presented to you by Eisenhower's on Rainy Street in Austin, Texas. What? I'm just giving like an emphatic. Oh, okay. Cool, cool, cool, cool, cool. They've got live music all the time. Yep. They've got good drinks all the time.

That's like literally what they have. And at least one more week of the Bachelorette watch party on Monday night. Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm. If you're looking to day drink on a Saturday or Sunday, I highly recommend checking that out. There's not a better spot for it, honestly. It's right in the thick of everything on Rainy Street.

You're just going to have a really good time. I promise you. You're going to be in the thick of it. Mm-hmm. T-H-I-C-C. Just in the middle. Just wilding out. I will start this weekend in fun. really good time. I promise you. You're going to be in the thick of it. T-H-I-C-C. Just in the middle. Just wilding out. I will start this weekend in fun.

Great, man. Cool, dude. Friday, me and the homie are probably going to go to dinner somewhere. I don't know. We don't really have plans. Watch your food. That's all I'm going to tell you. Stop.

We'll lay low. Nothing crazy. We might get a swim off in the afternoon on Friday. I don't know. Saturday and Sunday, I have absolutely nothing. Nothing going on. And I'm pretty excited about it. And that's it.

There's no British Open to pass the time in the mornings this weekend. It's unfortunate. They should run it back. I would like that. Did you see that Shane Low lowry uh with drew yeah yeah you have to yeah i mean you just got to keep the bender going he probably like had aspirations he's like i'll make it i'll be fine and like monday morning rolled around he's like oh you think he blows chunks i don't know i feel like the irish don't throw up anymore

yeah i think they're post throw up anymore. Yeah. I think they're post-throw up. Yeah, they've been drinking for so long that it's just ingrained in them to keep it down. One too many pints with the lads. Speaking of pints with the lads, me this weekend, I hope to have a few pints with the lads. I don't have any plans.

Oh, shit, Dave. Got an open weekend here. Let's link and build then. It's going to be my first open one in a while, or for a while. Holler at your boys for a while? I got a busy August, and I got a busy September. Damn. Not saying every weekend's booked, but many of them are booked.

So I'll be around. Yeah, actually, now that you mention it, I have a kind of murderous row of stuff coming up in August and September yeah I've got a fantasy football draft

in Austin at Barton Creek but that's a weekend that's going to take years off my life probably it's going to be fun though

at least you don't have to drive like three hours home we made out like bandits this year the guys the Austin guys are in the league because the Dallas and Houston guys. Well, you're always going up there for that stuff

or going somewhere else for that stuff. You got to... Yeah. You got to... You're right. Spread the love. You're right. Hey, yeah.

You deserve this, dude. I deserve this. Yeah, man. I don't think this weather is going to stick around for the weekend. I think it's going to be back to normal temps, but... Good. I was hoping to get some more ass-whack going.

Yeah. Love that. I'd try to get out there today, though. I was hoping to get some more ass whack going. Yeah. Love that. I'd try to get out there today, though. I might try to get a little post four o'clock nine in twilight round. Well, we're recording

the mail-in today, so... Sorry, sir. So suck it. Sorry, sir. Yeah, the mail-in's kind of thrown in. No, it's not really. The old variable.

Okay. You guys got to record that quick so I can go to Lion King. What time is Lion King? I don't know. The best option at Alamo that I can go to is at 6. And for some reason tonight, the next showing after 6 is at 1045. Who's doing that?

I don't know. Well, Lion King's like, this pod, mail-in's like 45 minutes. So we'll be fine. You'll be fine. We'll be all right. We'll see. Is it my turn? i guess um friday night's date night going to a new restaurant on the east side in austin very excited about it i actually interviewed the chef from the restaurant on this week's sunday

scaries i highly suggest listening to it but yeah i'm to go there. Is he going to make you something special? No, I don't even think he knows that I'm going to be there that night. I'm hoping we can get it. You're a man of the people, man. They've got some good looking food. I'm excited about it. Sally and I never ventured to the east side. I think we're going to hit that bar beforehand.

The one that I took you to? The bar's tight, man. Yeah, I know. She's also got some friends in town, so we might do that. Sally's really pushing for us to go out to her parents' house to swim in the pool this weekend on Saturday. She invited me to that, and Dave, too.

I'll be honest, I don't want to do that. It's like an hour drive, and we got to pool the floor below me at our restaurant, or I mean at our apartment. I don't need to do that.

Forgot about that. Yeah. I'm trying to lobby against it and shift the plan if that actually happens, but we'll see. Who knows? What are you trying to shift the plan to?

Either make it a day trip. Oh, I don't like that. I don't want to spend the night. Driving home after a pool day, just tired. Yeah, I don't want to spend the night.

No, it's not a long drive. I like sleeping in my bed too much uh or delaying to a different weekend but hard to say uh sunday nothing can't wait i really wasted my weekend last weekend so I feel like a huge responsibility to do something good this weekend. We'll see. And that's all I got. Exciting. We don't even have big little lives to look forward to on Sunday night. That's been kind of pumping me up every Sunday night to enjoy

watching some TV. Maybe it's time I start that show. What's it called? Game of Thrones? Okay. Might start that show. What's it called? Game of Thrones. Okay. I might start that this weekend. I need a series to get sucked into. I just finished Billions. I need another one.

Peaky Blinders? Oh, yeah, maybe. Netflix? Oh, hell yeah. Is that Netflix? Yeah. I've never seen an episode, just to be clear. But that's on the probably happening series.

I've been riding for it pretty hard. It is Netflix, right? Yeah. Subtitles needed. I'm a subtitle guy yeah this one you'll see why okay it's good all right there's not you know what say no more fam there's not a bad season i said say no more david yeah he literally said say no more you check it out you're still talking let's do a pod uh is it time i don't know calling it do calling it. Do you want to? Yeah, I'm fine with that.

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